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evening see you then in you re in NAME CHANGE OF DATE NAME NAME Sorry the date of the following seminar has been changed to the nd of October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar NAME The Interaction of Language Learning and Evolution Speaker NAME NAME pm Tuesday nd October Room GW NAME Laboratory NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME I will describe some models of natural languages as dynamical systems linguistic variants are differentially inherited through child language learning in some cases with adaptation linguistic selection amongst variants natural selection for better language learners The natural in natural language is mainly a marker to distinguish the study of human languages from that of logics or programming languages The distinction has been methodologically without much content as formal linguistics treats human language as a static wellformed stringset and employs similar tools formal language theory denotational semantics to theoretical computer science Most linguists would probably agree with NAME NAME s famous dictum I reject the contention that an important theoretical difference exists between formal and natural languages because not to would appear to preclude the possibility of formal linguistics However this has meant that the focus has been on the individual speaker and her idiolect whilst the study of language change and variation has remained mostly descriptive and unsystematic Dynamical systems such as the weather can be rulegoverned complex in the sense of unpredictable but not adaptive Others such as the immune system are adaptive and complex Complexity can arise through constraints on variation as well as through competing selection pressures Constraints on language variation are a consequence of the cognitive capacities and limitations of the language users just as the constraints of biochemistry places limitations on variation in biological organisms If language is adaptive for its users and linguistic selection pressures for greater learnability expressiveness and interpretability are often in conflict then coevolutionary interactions are predicted and the adaptive landscape will be complex with many local optima and no fixed attractors Nevertheless stochastic computational simulations of such models can shed light on major theoretical linguistic issues such as are commonalities amongst the world s languages necessarily a consequence of an innate language faculty under what conditions would such a faculty evolve or is language change a directional process All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME tomorrow nd October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME The Interaction of Language Learning and Evolution Speaker NAME NAME pm Tuesday nd October Room GC NAME Laboratory NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME I will describe some models of natural languages as dynamical systems linguistic variants are differentially inherited through child language learning in some cases with adaptation linguistic selection amongst variants natural selection for better language learners The natural in natural language is mainly a marker to distinguish the study of human languages from that of logics or programming languages The distinction has been methodologically without much content as formal linguistics treats human language as a static wellformed stringset and employs similar tools formal language theory denotational semantics to theoretical computer science Most linguists would probably agree with NAME NAME s famous dictum I reject the contention that an important theoretical difference exists between formal and natural languages because not to would appear to preclude the possibility of formal linguistics However this has meant that the focus has been on the individual speaker and her idiolect whilst the study of language change and variation has remained mostly descriptive and unsystematic Dynamical systems such as the weather can be rulegoverned complex in the sense of unpredictable but not adaptive Others such as the immune system are adaptive and complex Complexity can arise through constraints on variation as well as through competing selection pressures Constraints on language variation are a consequence of the cognitive capacities and limitations of the language users just as the constraints of biochemistry places limitations on variation in biological organisms If language is adaptive for its users and linguistic selection pressures for greater learnability expressiveness and interpretability are often in conflict then coevolutionary interactions are predicted and the adaptive landscape will be complex with many local optima and no fixed attractors Nevertheless stochastic computational simulations of such models can shed light on major theoretical linguistic issues such as are commonalities amongst the world s languages necessarily a consequence of an innate language faculty under what conditions would such a faculty evolve or is language change a directional process All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker NAME NAME pm Tuesday th October ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NUM of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval IR is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors such as its precision and recall its computational cost its update time its interpretability etc A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME D NAME and others which exploits the probabilistic language model paradigm This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for NAME as well as some limitations Its differences with the probabilistic NAME model NAME NAME and NAME NAME are still subject of debate In this talk I will describe the NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities I will then explore some new venues opened by the language model in domains on the fringes of Natural Language Processing and Information Retrieval All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Tomorrow th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME Tuesday th October ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME one of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval IR is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors such as its precision and recall its computational cost its update time its interpretability etc A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME D NAME and others which exploits the probabilistic language model paradigm This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for NAME as well as some limitations Its differences with the probabilistic NAME model NAME NAME and NAME NAME are still subject of debate In this talk I will describe the NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities I will then explore some new venues opened by the language model in domains on the fringes of Natural Language Processing and Information Retrieval All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME th November and th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Focusing Effects in NAME Resolution Computational Influences and NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME research based on NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NUM has reached the conclusion that an ambiguous pronoun is interpreted immediately as referring to the entity assumed to constitute the local discourse focus even in the presence of prior semantic information that makes this interpretation implausible This contrasts with other experimental research which supports the position that discourse focus exerts a weak influence on pronominal interpretation and is overridden by pragmatic plausibility considerations Moreover there is substantial experimental research demonstrating that even though the processes of resolving a pronoun are initiated as soon as the pronoun is encountered they are not brought to completion until much later especially in the case of ambiguous pronouns Such a result is hardly compatible with the assumption of immediacy of interpretation underlying Centeringmotivated research In this talk I will argue that the discrepancies between NAME and other psycholinguistic research on focusing and pronominal resolution can be attributed to some extent to the fact that these approaches do not always share the same definition of focus that they employ different experimental paradigms and that perhaps they probe different aspects of the resolution process Finally I will briefly discuss the extent to which a computational model such as NAME NAME which is based on distributional observations NAME NUM can adequately explain psychological processes in general pm Friday th November NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME A Lightweight Approach to NAME NAME and Conversational Natural Language Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Many approaches to natural language processing require large dictionaries large grammars or both For reasons of development cost runtime performance and complexity it can be desirable to avoid this relying instead on simpler robust techniques that nevertheless are still fitforpurpose for many realworld applications In this talk the following software systems will be described and demonstrated NAME a realtime text retrieval system that implements a combination of tagged searches NAME keyword searching and statistical approaches NAME a conversational natural language processing chatterbot system that uses NAME as a backend database NAME a special purpose programming language with a syntax loosely based upon NAME and that is intended for the preprocessing of natural language queries in conversational question answering systems NAME has been in commercial use for some time by a number of companies within the NAME and worldwide NAME was seen on NAME NAME s World in early NUM and has been in continuous use within the NAME NAME exhibit at the NAME Point Exhibition in NAME NAME since its opening iScript is currently being used by NAME to help develop a number of conversational question answering multimedia retrieval systems for companies including NAME NAME Group NAME NAME Heating Direct and others who cannot be mentioned for reasons of confidentiality All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME tomorrow th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Friday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME A Lightweight Approach to NAME NAME and Conversational Natural Language Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Many approaches to natural language processing require large dictionaries large grammars or both For reasons of development cost runtime performance and complexity it can be desirable to avoid this relying instead on simpler robust techniques that nevertheless are still fitforpurpose for many realworld applications In this talk the following software systems will be described and demonstrated NAME a realtime text retrieval system that implements a combination of tagged searches NAME keyword searching and statistical approaches NAME a conversational natural language processing chatterbot system that uses NAME as a backend database NAME a special purpose programming language with a syntax loosely based upon NAME and that is intended for the preprocessing of natural language queries in conversational question answering systems NAME has been in commercial use for some time by a number of companies within the NAME and worldwide NAME was seen on NAME NAME s World in early NUM and has been in continuous use within the NAME NAME exhibit at the NAME Point Exhibition in NAME NAME since its opening iScript is currently being used by NAME to help develop a number of conversational question answering multimedia retrieval systems for companies including NAME NAME Group NAME NAME Heating Direct and others who cannot be mentioned for reasons of confidentiality All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME tomorrow th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME The NAME NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME University NAME The NAME NAME initiative is a seed activity in the design and development of a new type of treebank While several medium to largescale treebanks exist for English and some other languages preexisting publicly available resources exhibit NUM or more of the following limitations CHAR NAME is monostratal either encoding topological phrase structure or dependency information ii the depth of linguistic information recorded is relatively shallow iii the design and format of linguistic representation in the treebank hardwires a small predefined range of ways in which information can be extracted from the treebank and iv representations in existing treebanks are static creating challenges both for consistency during the development of a largescale treebank and for relevance over time as the field advances NAME NAME aims at the development of a novel treebanking methodology rich in nature and dynamic both in the ways linguistic data can be retrieved from the treebank in varying granularity and in the constant evolution and regular updating of the treebank itself Since July NUM the project hsa been working to build the foundations for this new type of treebank developing improved tools for treebank construction and maintenance and constructing an initial set of NUM NUM annotated trees handselected from the full set of analyses for each example produced by the NAME English Resource Grammar NAME Both the tools and the data are distributed together with the NAME system and the NAME under an opensource license In this talk I provide an overview of the Redwoods initiative demonstrate the available tools and report on the current results of the first update of the treebank to reflect improvements in the NAME during the period from July NUM to October NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME tomorrow th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Plug and Play NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Play is an increasingly important concept in system and network architectures We introduce and describe a spoken language dialogue system architecture which supports Plug and Playable networks of objects in its domain Each device in the network carries the linguistic and dialogue management information which is pertinent to it and uploads it dynamically to the relevant language processing components in the spoken language interface This is joint work by NAME NAME Technology Limited and NAME Research All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME Tuesday rd December Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Automatic indexing and retrieval of crimescene photographs having recourse to Natural Language Processing Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NUM noon Tuesday rd December Room NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Current approaches in automatic textbased image indexing fail in capturi ng semantic information expressed in the captions that is important for the subsequent retrieval of the images The indexing and retrieval prototype developed within the Scene Of Crime Information System SOCIS project attempts to go beyond keywordbased approaches and methods that extract syntactic relations from captions SOCIS relies on advanced Natural Language Processing techniques in order to extract relational facts from captions These relational facts consist of a pragmatic relation and the entities this relation connects triples of the form ARG NAME NAME In SOCIS the triples are used as complex image indexing terms however the extraction mechanism is used not only for indexing purposes but also for image retrieval Extracting the corresponding relational structures from free natural language queries SOCIS attempts to match the query triples to the indexing triple CHAR and retrieve the appropriate images with high precision and recall We have implemented this approach for crime investigation an application domain where efficient querying of large crimescene photograph databases is of crucial importance In this presentation I will start with a demonstration of the current SO NAME prototype and an overview of the application scenario and I will then focus on the NAME techniques used for developing the prototype The main extraction mechanism will be presented as well as a preliminary retrieval mechanism the query triples indexing triples matching mechanism All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Tomorrow rd December Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Automatic indexing and retrieval of crimescene photographs having recourse to Natural Language Processing Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NUM noon Tuesday rd December Room NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Current approaches in automatic textbased image indexing fail in capturing semantic information expressed in the captions that is important for the subsequent retrieval of the images The indexing and retrieval prototype developed within the Scene Of Crime Information System SOCIS project attempts to go beyond keywordbased approaches and methods that extract syntactic relations from captions SOCIS relies on advanced Natural Language Processing techniques in order to extract relational facts from captions These relational facts consist of a pragmatic relation and the entities this relation connects triples of the form ARG NAME NAME In SOCIS the triples are used as complex image indexing terms however the extraction mechanism is used not only for indexing purposes but also for image retrieval Extracting the corresponding relational structures from freenatural language queries SOCIS attempts to match the query triples to the indexing triples and retrieve the appropriate images with high precision and recall We have implemented this approach for crime investigation an application domain where efficient querying of large crimescene photograph databases is of crucial importance In this presentation I will start with a demonstration of the current SOCIS prototype and an overview of the application scenario and I will then focus on the NAME techniques used for developing the prototype The main extraction mechanism will be presented as well as a preliminary retrieval mechanism the query triples indexing triples matching mechanism All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME Tuesday st January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday st January NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Grammatical Relations NAME NAME and Question Answering Speaker NAME NAME University of NAME NAME In this talk I will give an overview of my PhD thesis work on automatically finding grammatical relations to verbs in English Grammatical relations NAME such as subject direct object temporal or locative adjunct are interesting from a theoretical as well as from a practical point of view because they constitute a link between syntax and semantics NUM approach to finding NAME is to have a parser construct a full parse of a sentence and to extract NAME from the parse tree afterwards By contrast our relation finder directly extracts grammatical relations from partofspeech tagged and chunked text The relation finder is implemented through a supervised machine learning algorithm viz NAME NAME I will briefly explain NAME NAME show how I derived training and test material from the NAME NAME and give a summary of results In the second part I will show how NAME can be used for open domain question answering QA on the NAME I will introduce the NAME task and its evaluation explain how I implemented a NAME prototype and show examples of successes and failures All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NLIP Seminar Tuesday th January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th January NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Document filtering tasks models and implementation Speaker NAME NAME NAME Research NAME Much information retrieval research revolves around a canonical model of a search task a user issuing a query to a temporarily static document collection and being presented with a ranked list of documents with perhaps a feedback loop This model informs many aspects of the work the kinds of theoretical approach taken many implementation issues including the design of efficient fastresponse systems the measurement of effectiveness and the qualitative testing of systems However we may take a number of different views of the information task itself and the user context in which that task occurs NUM alternative is represented by the filtering task as defined for the NAME exercise Here filtering is seen as a contentbased adaptive task applied to an incoming stream of documents involving user needs represented by profiles In this talk I will explore the nature of this task and some of the ways in which it must be treated differently from the canonical model I will address both conceptual and implementation issues and discuss some experimental results from NAME All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NLIP Seminar th NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th NAME NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NAME conversational agents the inside story Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Center NAME NAME NAME have produced the world s first commercial embodied conversational agent NAME NAME NAME Using a state of the NAME NAME and animation framework NAME NAME enables a user to go to a web site and interact with a NUM virtual agent using natural language Aimed at the general computer scientist this talk will include a high level introduction to the processing pipeline in NAME s NAME from the authoring tools for generating graphical and linguistic content to the statistical NAME system gesture planning and client animation frameworks NAME NAME will also include an introduction to NAME and consider the challenges for current research in NAME and computer graphics both for the individual fields and their integration All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Tomorrow th NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th NAME NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NAME s Approach to Natural Language Understanding in NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME has been researching Natural Language Understanding for the last decade Its resultant technologies offer many advantages over its competitors with statistical language parsers replacing more traditional grammar based understanding methods as well as free form dialog offering full user control as well as features like digression and dissambiguation This talk will present an introduction to these technologies how they fit into the telephony environment and some of the design considerations deployed when developing such a system All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NLIP Seminar Tuesday th NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th NAME NAME PLEASE NOTE CHANGE FROM NORMAL LOCATION ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME in a Semantic Web NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME Institute of Informatics NAME NAME NAME mining aims to automatically and reliably extract prototypical facts from large text collections such as company takeovers news proteininteractions functional genomics missile tests defence etc Typical approaches based on information extraction technology will usually focus on shallow semantics such as named entities in order to build up a template view of part of the text but this approach suffers from not being able to offer the computer a deeper understanding of the mined information or allowing this deeper understanding to feed back and influence the tempate filling process In order to increase portability of knowledge and to allow the text mining system to incorporate deeper semantic knowledge of concept classes properties slots relations and axioms we are developing a frontend environment which allows domainexperts to specify such knowledge cooperatively online in the form of an ontology Once an ontology has been agreed a representative set of texts can be annotated according to the specified classes and given to the information extraction system to learn from so that future texts in the domain can be automatically mined for similar facts This talk introduces an overview of the system and also focuses in some detail on experiments we have recently done using support vector machines in extending the named entity task to domainbased terminology identification and classification for functional genomics All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NLIP Seminar Tuesday th NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th NAME FW ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NAME A NAME NAME Approach to NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME is a type of figurative language where NUM entity is used to refer to another related entity A typical example is NUM Does he drive a NAME In NUM the name of a company NAME is used to refer to a car produced by that company Most traditional approaches to metonymy understanding rely on large amounts of world knowledge and are not easily scalable and or portable In the MASCARA project we explored supervised statistical classification methods as an alternative approach We will present the following results NUM The regularity and productivity of metonymic readings make it possible to reduce metonymy understanding to a classification task comparable to classic word sense disambiguation for the large majority of metonymic readings NUM Grammatical argumenthead relations are an appropriate feature for such a classification task and in particular more predictive for metonymy recognition than eg collocations NUM Data sparseness in argumenthead relations can be at least partially overcome by the integration of thesaurus information without increasing the size of the training data NUM We also explore the effect that parser accuracy has on the recognition algorithm and compare the difficulty of metonymy recognition to classic word sense disambiguation All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NLIP Seminar Tuesday th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th March FW ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Modelling language resources towards reference standards in NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization It will show the general standardizing context NAME and NAME TC SC see WEBSITE modelling language resource formats based on the experience already conducted in the domain of multilingual terminology We will exemplify this model with examples taken from Morphosyntax syntax and semantic representations All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Tuesday th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th March FW ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Modelling language resources towards reference standards in NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization It will show the general 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in the women s team especially If you can fill any or find anyone else who can just turn up and go for it Try and come along before your event starts obviously but at least NUM minutes before and pick up a number and pins either from me or from the organisers box We have a GREAT team so far and we are seriously going to do well See you all tomorrow or Sunday NAME MEN S TEAM m NAME NAME m NAME NAME NAME NAME m NAME NAME NAME NAME m NAME NAME NAME NAME m NAME NAME m NAME NAME m hurdles m hurdles m CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Pole NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Peace Shot NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM CHAR m NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME WOMEN S TEAM m NAME NAME NAME NAME m m m NAME NAME m NAME NAME m m hurdles NAME NAME NAME NAME m hurdles NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Pole NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Shot NAME NAME NAME Discus NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM CHAR m NAME NAME NAME NAME Athletics time table Here is the time table for the events It s also up on the board opposite the NAME Also up on that board is a map of how to get to the ground if any of you are unclear about that My Mobile number is NUM is any of you have any worries although I might not be able to answer it is say I m doing pole vault If you re competing on Sunday remeber that the clocks go back tonight I ll send out an email about organising our formal hall after the weekend Try and keep that Friday evening free st November See you all this weekend NAME The time table NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME Track events NAME events NUM pm m Steeplechase CHAR NUM pm m Hurdles NAME NAME NAME NUM pm m CHAR NUM pm Triple Jump CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NUM pm m CHAR Discus CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NAME NAME CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NAME CHAR NUM pm m CHAR SUNDAY NAME NUM NUM NAME Track events NAME events NUM am NAME NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NUM am NAME NAME CHAR NUM noon m Hurdles CHAR NAME CHAR NUM pm m Hurdles CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NAME NAME CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NUM NAME NAME NAME CHAR Discus CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NUM pm m CHAR Pole Vault NAME NUM pm m CHAR NAME CHAR NUM pm m CHAR NUM pm NUM CHAR m CHAR NUM pm NUM CHAR m CHAR Athletics Cancelled As you might have guessed the weather today has made it impossible to keep doing athletics They are going to try and rearrange it for next weekend and the formal we were going to have this friday I ll try and arrange for next week as well Whatever happens I ll send out an email to let you all know NAME nd Day of Cuppers Do nt buy formal tickets for Friday yet If you have then it s easy to go to the catering manager and explain that you do nt want the ticket that you booked The nd day of Cuppers is going to happen next Sunday weather permitting with the same times for events and the points from yesterday s events carried forward I will have to chat to the catering manager but I will try and rearrange our formal for the week after that I will email you to tell you what is 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you handin The exception is that if there s some algorithm you re especially proud of and are writing up in detail feel free to give pseudocode preferred or fragments of actual code to make the algorithm clear Do you have any preference as to whether single or doublesided printing is used Normally doublesided but it so happens that we re going to have to photocopy some or all of the marked practicals this year so anything you can do to make this easier would be appreciated Singlesided with a binding or staple that can easily be removed would help The same applies to the essays Also in response to a couple of questions you do not have to get high NAME to get good marks on the practical NAME Athletics Hi NAME The website address is WEBSITE training is posted There is m training for the men at pm at the track On Thursday there is sprint training and m training at pm at the track I will not be at either session but there will be lots of people there Lots of love NAME xxxx Cuppers POSTPONED Fwd In case you have nt heard Dear NAME Due to gale force winds the second day of Cuppers scheduled for today has been postponed A decision on how to proceed will be made shortly it seems likely that the competition will be rescheduled for next Sunday rd November replacing the Individual NAME Regards NAME NAME Hope you re all ready for the this weekend The weather may not be great so make sure you bring warm clothes Remember that you must be at the track BEFORE am CURRY many people forgot to say if they intend to come to the curry or not So what we ve done is booked NUM places for curry and NUM at NAME NAME which is near by should be plenty of room for all You can get changed showered at the pavilion or go home first then meet everyone at the curry The curry is booked for pm at the NAME House NAME House NUM pound curry deal NAME NAME will be order as normal then the anchor then life get a good nights sleep on Saturday then focus on the event during the day compete well then party hard Sunday evening Sounds like a plan to me NAME NAME NAME President NAME Hope you re all ready for the this weekend The weather may not be great so make sure you bring warm clothes Remember that you must be at the track BEFORE am CURRY many people forgot to say if they intend to come to the curry or not So what we ve done is booked NUM places for curry and NUM at NAME NAME which is near by should be plenty of room for all You can get changed showered at the pavilion or go home first then meet everyone at the curry The curry is booked for pm at the NAME House NAME House NUM pound curry deal NAME NAME will be order as normal then the anchor then life get a good nights sleep on Saturday then focus on the event during the day compete well then party hard Sunday evening Sounds like a plan to me NAME NAME NAME President NAME Christmas Party Fwd Hi everyone Have been told to let you know we are welcome at the NAME xmas party details below NAME xx Ladies and Gentlemen By now you should all be aware that the CU Athletics Club Christmas Party is taking place at NAME on Tuesday rd December The evening will begin at NAME in NAME Party Room Although the main college bar will be open from NUM so feel free to come straight down after circuits There will be a free drink on arrival and the party room bar will be open for the duration of the evening There will be copious quantities of mince pies and other Christmas eats to keep you piggedout if you should so wish Theme is Pimps and NAME so start thinking now for costumes There will be plenty of party games like last year hopefully coordinated by NAME again although I d rather not make another appearance on the NAME video camera Cost is pound NUM per head and the evening goes on until NUM giving plenty of time for NAME s action afterwards If you d like a ticket email me to let me know EMAIL and get a cheque for pound NUM payable to CU NAME Club either into my Pigeon Hole at NAME or through the door of my house NUM NAME Road the road most of you have to cycle up to get to the track NAME So far I ve had the grand total of NUM cheque from some bloke called NAME Hall Thanks all NAME Hall NAME NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Sunday training NAME Just a reminder that training this Sunday is at am rather than the NUM am of last week hope to see you all then NAME Fwd NAME NAME NAME Hi guys For those interested here are the details of the NAME NAME Dinner it should be a very good night and it would be great to see loads of you there Best regards NAME CHAR NAME Junior Treasurer Hi all I ve now got some more details for you CU Athletics Club Annual Dinner pm reception for NAME meal Tuesday th NAME NUM NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME speaker is NAME NAME For those who do nt know he s one of the NAME s commentators for athletics and world s strongest man and I think also winter olympics He s a former olympic hammer NAME and british record holder having competed in NUM Olympic Games and captained the British side for NUM years Having him as our guest speaker is quite a coup and I for one look forward to a very interesting talk cost pound NUM Cheques payable to CU NAME Club to be left preferably in an envelope in my pigeon hole or in my own grubby hand In addition email me if you want to attend if you have not already done so NAME NAME NAME NAME Sec NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Message Hi guys For those interested here are the details of the NAME NAME Dinner it should be a very good night and it would be great to see loads of you there Best regards NAME CHAR NAME Junior Treasurer Hi all I ve now got some more details for you CU Athletics Club Annual Dinner pm reception for NAME meal Tuesday th NAME NUM NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME speaker is NAME NAME For those who do nt know he s one of the NAME s commentators for athletics and world s strongest man and I think also winter olympics He s a former olympic hammer NAME and british record holder having competed in NUM Olympic Games and captained the British side for NUM years Having him as our guest speaker is quite a coup and I for one look forward to a very interesting talk cost pound NUM Cheques payable to CU NAME Club to be left preferably in an envelope in my pigeon hole or in my own grubby hand In addition email me if you want to attend if you have not already done so NAME NAME NAME NAME Sec NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME Hi NAME I m doing plyometrics at the track again on Tuesday if your interested Going by last weeks timing NAME is probably a more realsitic time bye for now NAME Missing NAME jacket Hi I left my NAME jacket near some bags at training today and I think it s been picked up accidently Have you seen it NAME NAME Hi I left my NAME jacket near some bags at training today and I think it s been picked up accidently Have you seen it NAME NAME Re CHAR well be back am monday morning ok NUM more thing Do you have an approximate time when we ll be back on Monday I basically have to be back before am on monday since I have a presentation to make then cheers NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Do nt know why you were nt sent this with everyone else NAME Hi guys I ve got some bad and good news BAd the youth hostel we where going to stay at got fire damaged this weekend and we ca nt stay there and all the other yostels close to glawsgo are already full Hence I ve had to book alternate accomodation that is a little more pricey GOOD The deal is that we get contential breakfast and a really nice evening meal on Friday and Saturday YOU NEED TO BRING Kit as much cuac kit as possible you need at least the club vest black shorts safety pins Cheque for NUM quid made payable to CU athletic club Shower stuff etc Small amount of petty cash Camera s etc THE PLAN meet at wilberforce road car park pm on Friday Arrive in at NAME around pm in time for evening meal We are now staying the NAME Inn NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Twin rooms This is NUM miles from NAME hall Breakfast am Saturday morning Take bus to NAME NAME am Bus back from NAME hall after last NAME competitor runs that day Evening meal at holiday Inn Do exactly the same on Sunday but leave all your stuff on the bus and then we ll leave straight from NAME Hall after the last event Arrive back in NAME very early Monday morning REPLY TO EMAIL TO NAME ME KNOW YOU READ IT AND WILL BE MEETING THE NAME AT pm ON NAME hey NAME just checking to see what the plan for BUSA is as I might not make it to training tomorrow NAME Further VFEAR details for the team of power Hi guys By now you should have received a selection letter from my good self If you still havent replied letting me know your availability please do so FRIDAYS GET TOGETHER NAME NAME has manage to collect a load of vouchers that lets NUM people eat at NAME opposite NAME for a fiver so she s booked NUM places for us and the girls for pm on Friday First come first served email NAME EMAIL if want to rock up More importantly were meeting up at the ofspreys club to watch an inspiring vid at NAME also on Friday to get us in the mood for but whipping It would be good if as many of the team as possible get to meet up before the match so please try to make it The ofspreys club in behind the masters lodge at NAME College Go past the main entrance for NAME going out of town then turn right into the drive of the masters lodge at the corner of the drive there is a door go though it into the ofspreys club DRESS FOR SUNDAY We ll be travelling down as tradition dictates for varsity events in smart dress blazers trousers shirt and tie at the least Bring on the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME VFEAR tommorrow Hi everyone Remember bus leaves am from wilberforce road tomorrow shirt an tie to travel down in NAME NAME league table Hi everyone Thanks for playing the CUBA sharesim After a couple of weeks of play here is how the portfolio league table currently looks Position Portfolio Name Net NAME pound NUM Increase NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Marsh NUM NUM NUM NAME ViceChair NUM NUM Good luck for the coming week Warmest regards NAME NAME NAME ViceChair NAME University Business Association Committee NUM email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME ViceChair EMAIL NAME NAME Secretary EMAIL NAME NAME Treasurer EMAIL NAME league table Hi everyone Thanks for playing the CUBA sharesim After another week of play here is how the portfolio league table currently looks overall Position Portfolio Name Net NAME pound NUM Increase NUM NAME O NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM Good luck for the coming week Regards NAME NAME NAME ViceChair Hi everyone Thanks for playing the CUBA sharesim After another week of play here is how the portfolio league table currently looks overall Position Portfolio Name Net NAME pound NUM Increase NUM NAME O NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM Good luck for the coming week Regards NAME NAME NAME ViceChair Animal of the week NAME award for last week goes to NAME NAME of NAME for his excellent performance at the NAME relays on Sunday Not only did he get the fastest time of the day well joint fastest with some other parttimer he also led his team to a highly convincing victory Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the windswept race yesterday good work Sorry if I ve blantantly missed any other animalistic performances See you around NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man NAME award for last week goes to NAME NAME of NAME for his excellent performance at the NAME relays on Sunday Not only did he get the fastest time of the day well joint fastest with some other parttimer he also led his team to a highly convincing victory Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the windswept race yesterday good work Sorry if I ve blantantly missed any other animalistic performances See you around NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Re Animal of the week I think NAME ZP and I should at least be in the running for our first and probably last mountain marathon Bcourse of the NAME Over km in the NAME with gales NAME hail and a leaking tent NUM hours and NUM mins of running Not exactly speedy but very determined Also NAME NAME who did very well in the C class not sure of the final results but was rd after the first day s run NAME NAME Can anyone else bring a NAME player to circuits tonight I m in pain and I do nt want to fall off my bike and make it worse On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME award for last week goes to NAME NAME of NAME for his excellent performance at the NAME relays on Sunday Not only did he get the fastest time of the day well joint fastest with some other parttimer he also led his team to a highly convincing victory Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the windswept race yesterday good work Sorry if I ve blantantly missed any other animalistic performances See you around NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Re Animal of the week Highly commendable stuff You will be put in contention for this weeks award Ca nt make it to circuits nite I m afraid NAME I think NAME ZP and I should at least be in the running for our first and probably last mountain marathon Bcourse of the NAME Over km in the NAME with gales NAME hail and a leaking tent NUM hours and NUM mins of running Not exactly speedy but very determined Also NAME NAME who did very well in the C class not sure of the final results but was rd after the first day s run NAME NAME Can anyone else bring a NAME player to circuits tonight I m in pain and I do nt want to fall off my bike and make it worse On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME award for last week goes to NAME NAME of NAME for his excellent performance at the NAME relays on Sunday Not only did he get the fastest time of the day well joint fastest with some other parttimer he also led his team to a highly convincing victory Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the windswept race yesterday good work Sorry if I ve blantantly missed any other animalistic performances See you around NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME MATCH DETAILS This saturday is the NAME vs NAME vs Eastern Counties race Anyone is welcome to come along and run and I persuade those wanting to be considered for the Blues nds team be in attendance The race starts at NUM pm and the venue is NAME Down just outside NAME The race distance is approximately km for the men and I presume less k for the women can someone NAME NAME confirm that please Because the race is so close there is no official transport arranged It was considered to catch the no NUM park and ride bus to the NAME Rd However this would still leave around a mile to walk to the start It has thus been decided that we will cycle to the venue together just over NUM miles to make sure NUM gets lost I therefore suggest that we meet outside NAME NAME porters lodge as it is central at about pm on saturday leaving at around pm This will give us NUM NUM mins to steadily v steadily make our way to the course and still leave enough time to walk the course warm up Please do not be put off by the fact that you have to cycle to the venue NAME will have the minibus with him and a few people do have cars so if you are unable to get hold of a bike or really do nt want to cycle then do nt worry we can still get you there After the race there will be refreshments available at NAME NAME to see you at NAME NAME at pm on saturday Please do nt be late Any queries please contact me Cheers NAME NAME Club Captain NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man This saturday is the NAME vs NAME vs Eastern Counties race Anyone is welcome to come along and run and I persuade those wanting to be considered for the Blues nds team be in attendance The race starts at NAME and the venue is NAME Down just outside NAME The race distance is approximately km for the men and I presume less k for the women can someone NAME NAME confirm that please Because the race is so close there is no official transport arranged It was considered to catch the no NUM park and ride bus to the NAME Rd However this would still leave around a mile to walk to the start It has thus been decided that we will cycle to the venue together just over NUM miles to make sure NUM gets lost I therefore suggest that we meet outside NAME NAME porters lodge as it is central at about pm on saturday leaving at around pm This will give us NUM NUM mins to steadily v steadily make our way to the course and still leave enough time to walk the course warm up Please do not be put off by the fact that you have to cycle to the venue NAME will have the minibus with him and a few people do have cars so if you are unable to get hold of a bike or really do nt want to cycle then do nt worry we can still get you there After the race there will be refreshments available at Wilberforce NAME to see you at NAME NAME at pm on saturday Please do nt be late Any queries please contact me Cheers NAME NAME Club Captain NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Re NAME MATCH DETAILS Just an update for saturday the timing was slightly out Women s race NAME Men s Race NAME Arrangements for cycling out however remain the same NAME This saturday is the NAME vs NAME vs Eastern Counties race Anyone is welcome to come along and run and I persuade those wanting to be considered for the Blues nds team be in attendance The race starts at NUM pm and the venue is NAME Down just outside NAME The race distance is approximately km for the men and I presume less k for the women can someone NAME NAME confirm that please Because the race is so close there is no official transport arranged It was considered to catch the no NUM park and ride bus to the NAME Rd However this would still leave around a mile to walk to the start It has thus been decided that we will cycle to the venue together just over NUM miles to make sure NUM gets lost I therefore suggest that we meet outside NAME NAME porters lodge as it is central at about pm on saturday leaving at around pm This will give us NUM NUM mins to steadily v steadily make our way to the course and still leave enough time to walk the course warm up Please do not be put off by the fact that you have to cycle to the venue NAME will have the minibus with him and a few people do have cars so if you are unable to get hold of a bike or really do nt want to cycle then do nt worry we can still get you there After the race there will be refreshments available at Wilberforce NAME to see you at NAME NAME at pm on saturday Please do nt be late Any queries please contact me Cheers NAME NAME Club Captain NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man BONFIRE NIGHT Re Tuesday th November Dear All The fireworks start at pm on Midsummer NAME For anyone who s interested up to certain numerical limit the plan is to stroll over to my place after for some food at about NUM pm I m at NUM NAME NAME s NAME NOT NAME NAME s Street which is off Park NAME by NAME NAME If you fancy coming along then let me know NAME so I get an idea of numbers there s enough room for about NUM NUM maybe a couple more if we really breathe in or if not everyone comes at once There will be various autumnal dishes including pumpkin soup jacket potatos roasted veg salads etc Please let me know if your a veggie or not so we know how much meaty chilli veggi alternative to provide to go on the spuds I will work out the cost when I ve done all the shoppng then email all those coming to pay me back in cash on the day Should nt be more than a few quid NAME bring your own wine beer soft drink etc In case you need to get in touch other than by email my phone no s are NUM though this might be changing soon or NUM NUM mobile See y all NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Bonfire night Hi everyone Just as a little extra to NAME s email we will be meeting in the Maypole at NUM NUM before the fireworks so we can have a drink and all trundle down to Midsummer common together Feel free to come along even if you ca nt make the food afterwards NAME CHAR You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Re NAME MATCH DETAILS NAME vest Further to NAME s email it d be good if everyone running for NAME were wearing a NAME vest Those of you who do nt have this stunning piece of kit can either borrow or buy pound NUM one from the club Could any freshers or others who need a vest let me know giving their approximate size I ll probably bring them along on Saturday rather than dragging them all to a training session NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME race distances NAME has just informed me that the race distances for saturday are WEBSITE for women Although these distances are quite long they are very similar to Varsity match distances I therefore feel that at this stage it would be useful to get used to running for this length of time as then when it comes to the Varsity matches they will simply seem like a jog in the park See you saturday NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man WEBSITE for women Although these distances are quite long they are very similar to Varsity match distances I therefore feel that at this stage it would be useful to get used to running for this length of time as then when it comes to the Varsity matches they will simply seem like a jog in the park See you saturday NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Email list Finally I have added all freshers who have either paid their membership or asked to be moved across to the main CUHH list This will make very little diference to you it will just save me forwarding everything onto the separate Freshers list and has taken me NAME Anyway if you do not wish to be on this list please email me I will remove you Thanks NAME NAME Club Captain NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Finally I have added all freshers who have either paid their membership or asked to be moved across to the main NAME list This will make very little diference to you it will just save me forwarding everything onto the separate Freshers list and has taken me NAME Anyway if you do not wish to be on this list please email me I will remove you Thanks NAME NAME Club Captain NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME New Mobile Number NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man NAME pub crawl NAME now everyone is on the list here are the details for the pub crawl on Thursday NAME Thursday st October NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Bun Shop NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME You must wear at least NUM halloween themed item or suffer the consequences ie a drinking fine The above times are a rough guide for anyone planning to meet us later on but I also recommend you ring one of us just to check where we all are Any questions just get in touch NAME to see lots of you there Also does anyone else want to come on the NAME swap at NAME with the uni footie lads next week NAME only please NAME CHAR NUM You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME pub crawl Hey guys NAME and I were wondering if anyone was planning to drive to the NAME NAME half marathon as we need a lift My idea of cycling there and back did nt appeal to him NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME NAME Just a quick reminder that beginners novice training will take place again at am at Wilberforce Road athletics track Hopefully in a couple of weeks I can move this to a less antisocial time If you did nt make it last week do nt worry come along anyway Those of you who did come last week I hope to see you again on Friday Get a steady run in today if you can take care NAME When you choose the lesser of NUM evils always remember it is still an evil NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME State NMR NAME Group Room NUM NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NUM NUM lab You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME NAME Forgot to make it clear that it is FRIDAY at am NAME When you choose the lesser of NUM evils always remember it is still an evil NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME State NMR Duer Group Room NUM NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NUM NUM lab You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Women Be Careful This one is for the ladies This is not meant to scare you but I urge you all to be especially careful where you run alone You may have all heard in the news about the serial rapist who has just recently struck in NAME his th attack I think Unfortunately that is uncomfortably close to NAME It appears he tends to attack in daylight approaching from behind and often in wooded areas often public footpaths close to wooded areas He does nt seem to be put off by risk as a number of his attacks have been close to residential areas in broad daylight In light of this please try and run accompanied at all times preferably come along club sessions If you have to run alone I do all the time try to avoid areas where you could be vunerable DO NOT WEAR PERSONAL STEREOS The risk of being attacked or raped out training is very small but do nt tempt fate Take care NAME When you choose the lesser of NUM evils always remember it is still an evil NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME State NMR Duer Group Room NUM NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NUM NUM lab You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME tomorrow Just a note to all about tomorrow NAME went to NAME Down yesterday The ground is good to firm but will take a NAME although unless there is an downpour over night it wont be too wet muddy to make spikes essential Trainers will therefore suffice and not being biased at all a fell shoe would be ideal Cheers NAME Good work to you all that once again are unable to sleep and turned up at am this morning NUM of you were there and a few new faces too so that is excellent The session was a little harder than last week and I also cut the rest between reps down as well so excellent stuff Please try and get a couple of runs in between now and next Friday Just to remind you that the long run on Sunday at am NAME does have cutbacks NAME at Monday for circuits at NAME and or run at pm The other steady session is at pm from NAME too Also there is the cross country match against NAME on Saturday details on WEBSITE Sunday so go along and give it a go You may even be selected for the Freshers Athletics Varsity match in a couple of weeks time check out the athletics website for the date See you soon take care NAME When you choose the lesser of NUM evils always remember it is still an evil NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME State NMR Duer Group Room NUM NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NUM NUM lab You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME NAME Good work to you all that once again are unable to sleep and turned up at am this morning NUM of you were there and a few new faces too so that is excellent The session was a little harder than last week and I also cut the rest between reps down as well so excellent stuff Please try and get a couple of runs in between now and next Friday Just to remind you that the long run on Sunday at am NAME does have cutbacks NAME at Monday for circuits at NAME and or run at pm The other steady session is at pm from NAME too Also there is the cross country match against NAME on Saturday details on WEBSITE Sunday so go along and give it a go You may even be selected for the Freshers Athletics Varsity match in a couple of weeks time check out the athletics website for the date See you soon take care NAME When you choose the lesser of NUM evils always remember it is still an evil NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME State NMR Duer Group Room NUM NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NUM NUM lab You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant girton formal hall Fwd Hi everyone Below are details of a planned hall at NAME on Thursday th November Let me know if you want to go NAME x hi NAME I ve now got permission for a formal at girton SMILEY Here s all the details you should need Thursday th November pound NUM a bit more expensive but usually worth it Meet in the bar about NUM as we usually have to start getting into hall about ish you can bring your own bottle of wine or buy it from the bar usually only NUM bottle allowed Directions for town if your cycling go out of town along NAME Road that s over NAME bridge and up castle hill past NAME and fitz and keep going Past a beefeater pub called the traveller rest on your left and NAME garage on the right then a bit further and cross the road at the cycle crossing and the main entrance is on your right It should take about NUM mins or just get taxi The p lodge is the left door at the main entrance I ll try and be around there or just ask the porters or anyone else and they ll point you in the direction of the bar I need to know definite numbers and dietary requirements etc by pm on friday th Anyone who want to come from girton could also let me know I can get their ticket cheaper hope this is everything probably CHAR CHAR tonite luv NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME NAME Well done to everyone who ran in NAME yesterday Congratulations to individual winners NAME NAME and NAME NAME and college champions NAME and NAME Fast times all round show we re in excellent shape for the varsity races more details soon from your captains Full results are attached any mistakes typos please reply to me Thanks to all who came to help especially the walking wounded Bring on NAME NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME NAME NAME NAME here s the attachment NAME NAME PHOTOS Photos from this afternoon are now on line at WEBSITE only use this if you re on the university network and WEBSITE I have yet to look at them myself so apologies for any personal embarrassment Also do nt expect to see them in the wee small hours coz I turn my computer off at night Well run today everybody NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant A matter of pride and honour As a former NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy consider this directed at you Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches there is NUM message that you need to understand EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few crosscountry races has at times found themselves running around a race wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or NUM nobody else will really care or even notice ths is very different to this Every place that every runner gains will not only matter but it wil be crucial Even if you are the th man th lady in the team if you can get ahead of the last NAME scorer that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from nd to win the race The NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself you are running for every other member of your team Furthermore you are running for the pride and honour of NAME University NAME and Hounds as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy You can do no more training All our preparation is complete All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday We have all ran the NAME course and this will give us an advantage However when I stood at the finish of cuppers I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race If we are to be successful on Saturday this will have to change Everybody will have to run the race of their life NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year They will want to win again We must want to win even more The key factor will be team spirit You must want to run faster not for yourself but to ensure you do not let your team mates down Make sure you attend prevarsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the NAME ROAR carry you round The Race That way celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter Finally this weekend will be a great sporting occasion What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part For many participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement NAME or lose though it will certainly be a day you never forget so make sure you take time to enjoy it May The Force Be With You NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Re A matter of pride and honour And do nt forget guys when you re giving your best out on the course you re not just doing it for yourself but for every other guy who s busting a gut at the same time Now that means something NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote As a former NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy consider this directed at you Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches there is NUM message that you need to understand EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few crosscountry races has at times found themselves running around a race wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or NUM nobody else will really care or even notice ths is very different to this Every place that every runner gains will not only matter but it wil be crucial Even if you are the th man th lady in the team if you can get ahead of the last NAME scorer that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from nd to win the race The NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself you are running for every other member of your team Furthermore you are running for the pride and honour of NAME University NAME and Hounds as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy You can do no more training All our preparation is complete All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday We have all ran the NAME course and this will give us an advantage However when I stood at the finish of cuppers I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race If we are to be successful on Saturday this will have to change Everybody will have to run the race of their life NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year They will want to win again We must want to win even more The key factor will be team spirit You must want to run faster not for yourself but to ensure you do not let your team mates down Make sure you attend prevarsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the NAME ROAR carry you round The Race That way celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter Finally this weekend will be a great sporting occasion What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part For many participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement NAME or lose though it will certainly be a day you never forget so make sure you take time to enjoy it May The Force Be With You NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME A matter of pride and honour Yet again NUM cannot be running on Saturday because of injury but I will nevertheless be at NAME all day not just because those running value support but because the Varsity match is a simply unique experience I still cite my last Varsity match of NUM years ago as being the best race of my life but the thing I remember most about it is not my own position but the fact that our team placed NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM in the race What made that race special was not just that I ran harder than I d ever run before but that every other member of the team did too and it was because of that that we won That year NAME won all NUM men s races and I want to see you do it again this year Believe me there would be few things that feel worse than crossing the line on Saturday as NAME cheer victorious knowing that you could have run better Crosscountry races can often feel like you re running for nobody but yourself but NAME is different You have been selected to run for a TEAM and victory when it comes will be as much for that team as for you individually Try and go to your team social think about how the race will feel know how you are going to run it and then go out there and do it I wish I was able to run it with you Make sure that you earn your place NAME THERE IS ONLY NUM RACE THERE IS ONLY NUM ENEMY THERE IS ONLY NUM VICTOR As a former NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy consider this directed at you Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches there is NUM message that you need to understand EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few crosscountry races has at times found themselves running around a race wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or NUM nobody else will really care or even notice ths is very different to this Every place that every runner gains will not only matter but it wil be crucial Even if you are the th man th lady in the team if you can get ahead of the last NAME scorer that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from nd to win the race The NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself you are running for every other member of your team Furthermore you are running for the pride and honour of NAME University NAME and Hounds as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy You can do no more training All our preparation is complete All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday We have all ran the NAME course and this will give us an advantage However when I stood at the finish of cuppers I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race If we are to be successful on Saturday this will have to change Everybody will have to run the race of their life NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year They will want to win again We must want to win even more The key factor will be team spirit You must want to run faster not for yourself but to ensure you do not let your team mates down Make sure you attend prevarsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the NAME ROAR carry you round The Race That way celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter Finally this weekend will be a great sporting occasion What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part For many participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement NAME or lose though it will certainly be a day you never forget so make sure you take time to enjoy it May The Force Be With You NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME LOSING VARSITY MATCH TEAMS Now the winning team has been circulated I thought I d give you all a bit of early evening comedy This is what NAME have managed to bundle together and call a men s team Jokers BLUES NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME nd TEAM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rd TEAM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths ths TEAMS NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM Internal NUM Now the winning team has been circulated I thought I d give you all a bit of early evening comedy This is what NAME have managed to bundle together and call a men s team Jokers BLUES NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME nd TEAM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rd TEAM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths ths TEAMS NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM Internal NUM Men s Varsity Selection The men s teams for Varsity have now been selected You should receive a letter either at college or at training soon However if you do not receive a letter do not worry you can still run in the th team everyone is welcome no limits on numbers More details later The team will be circulated via email on Wednesday However I feel it is better for people to find out individually first before the teams are distributed to everyone Cheers NAME NAME missed NAME out of the Blue team majorly embarrased and CHAR sorry NAME Congratulations to the following Ladies for being selected to run for NAME in the NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Cheetahs nds NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rds NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME It s still not too late to let me know if you want to run in the third team we really need to show some NAME dominance as its at home this year Could you all RSVP to confirm that you can run and whether you re coming to the meal on Wednesday night Once again congratulations and if we all run like I know you can NAME wo nt know what hit them luv NAME The men s teams for Varsity have now been selected You should receive a letter either at college or at training soon However if you do not receive a letter do not worry you can still run in the th team everyone is welcome no limits on numbers More details later The team will be circulated via email on Wednesday However I feel it is better for people to find out individually first before the teams are distributed to everyone Cheers NAME NAME missed NAME out of the Blue team majorly embarrased and CHAR sorry NAME Congratulations to the following Ladies for being selected to run for NAME in the NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Cheetahs nds NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rds NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME It s still not too late to let me know if you want to run in the third team we really need to show some NAME dominance as its at home this year Could you all RSVP to confirm that you can run and whether you re coming to the meal on Wednesday night Once again congratulations and if we all run like I know you can NAME wo nt know what hit them luv NAME MEN S VARSITY TEAMS NAME Most letters should now have been delivered or are being delivered by someone very soon So here are the official teams for the NAME Matches As I stressed on the letter you are expected to run unless you inform me otherwise If you cannot run for reasons such as death only please contact me so that I contact the team reserve Your team captains will be in touch shortly to arrange socials vests etc We still plan to meet at am on saturday at Wilberforce for ndsths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Green nds NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME rds NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME sorry your letter is still on my bedroom floor I m unsure which college you are at Let me know I ll post I ll get it to you NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME As I have said before the th team is unlimited So if your name is not here do not worry you can still run on saturday The ths and ths run together so you can show up and prove to me that my selection is crap by storming round and winning the thsths Everyone is welcome to run Just turn up on saturday at am even if your name is not down and if you have nt run for NAME before Other names I have that are welcome to run in the thsths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The list is endless On the Blues front I need details for the Blues NAME NAME NAME I have details from last year for most of you but I need details for the Blues team and NUM reserves So can NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME email me back with their school NAME college and brief sporting achievements Think thats about it for now Congratulations for being selected I look forward to seeing you on Saturday NAME s pants are already brown Focus on NUM thing and NUM thing only VICTORY NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of man NAME Most letters should now have been delivered or are being delivered by someone very soon So here are the official teams for the NAME Matches As I stressed on the letter you are expected to run unless you inform me otherwise If you cannot run for reasons such as death only please contact me so that I contact the team reserve Your team captains will be in touch shortly to arrange socials vests etc We still plan to meet at am on saturday at Wilberforce for ndsths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Green nds NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME rds NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME sorry your letter is still on my bedroom floor I m unsure which college you are at Let me know I ll post I ll get it to you NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME As I have said before the th team is unlimited So if your name is not here do not worry you can still run on saturday The ths and ths run together so you can show up and prove to me that my selection is crap by storming round and winning the thsths Everyone is welcome to run Just turn up on saturday at am even if your name is not down and if you have nt run for NAME before Other names I have that are welcome to run in the thsths NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The list is endless On the Blues front I need details for the Blues NAME NAME NAME I have details from last year for most of you but I need details for the Blues team and NUM reserves So can NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME email me back with their school NAME college and brief sporting achievements Think thats about it for now Congratulations for being selected I look forward to seeing you on Saturday NAME s pants are already brown Focus on NUM thing and NUM thing only VICTORY NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man ndsths NAME just a reminder about this saturday ndsths varsity match Selection letters have been sent out but for those of you who are running in the ths for men or rds for women EVERYONE IS WELCOME NO SELECTION NEEDED to those of you have have lost the letter etc here we go again So even if you have never run for the Club before please come along to help out the team DATE Saturday th November VENUE NAME NAME MEET Wilberforce Road at am Bus will leave at NUM RETURN Around pm After the race there will be a fantastic evening s entertainment This includes a postrace curry and party at NAME with the total cost expected to be pound NUM It is assumed everyone will be attending both events Please let NAME NAME know EMAIL After retuning from NAME people can return to their colleges to get changed We will then be meeting in NAME bar from around pm for precurry drinks Any more details NAME The Varsity NAME is a prestigious and historical event which is the most important fixture of the year for the club It is a privilege to be run and represent the University at such a high level of sport and you should do all you can to uphold our great reputation and record in this fixture Any queries drop me an email Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man NAME just a reminder about this saturday ndsths varsity match Selection letters have been sent out but for those of you who are running in the ths for men or rds for women EVERYONE IS WELCOME NO SELECTION NEEDED to those of you have have lost the letter etc here we go again So even if you have never run for the Club before please come along to help out the team DATE Saturday th November VENUE NAME NAME MEET Wilberforce Road at am Bus will leave at NUM RETURN Around pm After the race there will be a fantastic evening s entertainment This includes a postrace curry and party at NAME with the total cost expected to be pound NUM It is assumed everyone will be attending both events Please let NAME NAME know EMAIL After retuning from NAME people can return to their colleges to get changed We will then be meeting in NAME bar from around pm for precurry drinks Any more details NAME The Varsity NAME is a prestigious and historical event which is the most important fixture of the year for the club It is a privilege to be run and represent the University at such a high level of sport and you should do all you can to uphold our great reputation and record in this fixture Any queries drop me an email Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man photos from today Photos from ndsths are online at WEBSITE Email me back if you would like higher quality copies I ca nt say much for the quality everybody was running so fast that many pictures are quite blurred Those pictures containing an NAME runner of which there are fewer I confess my obvious bias are marked with an CHAR in the name Well run today both sides NAME fought valiantly and in some races it was a very close thing but congratulations obviously go to NAME Now let s see if the tables are turned on NAME NAME NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant RESULTS Well done to everyone who ran today We had some excellent individual performances and I would like to thank you all for running for NAME University Here are the results I ve managed to bash out before going to the party Apologies if I ve spelt names incorrectly Unfortunately I think I have the results right Cheers and thanks again results below lowest scoring team counts NAME Women s ndsrds NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM nds NAME NUM NAME NUM rds NAME NUM NAME NUM Men s nds NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM Men s rds NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM Men s thsths NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Christian NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM ths NAME NUM NAME NUM ths NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Well done to everyone who ran today We had some excellent individual performances and I would like to thank you all for running for NAME University Here are the results I ve managed to bash out before going to the party Apologies if I ve spelt names incorrectly Unfortunately I think I have the results right Cheers and thanks again results below lowest scoring team counts NAME Women s ndsrds NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME 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NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Christian NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM ths NAME NUM NAME NUM ths NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man River NAME k Hi everyone Just a quick reminder following on from NAME email a few weeks ago The inaugural River NAME k is taking place on th March starting in Fen NAME at NUM NUM The course winds its way into NAME along the brand new cycle route following the course of the NAME En route you ll be passing many sites synonymous with NAME such as the university boathouse the green dragon bridge and many more You will also be running through NAME NAME Midsummer NAME and NAME green where you ll complete a loop then head back to the finish in Fen NAME As you can see even if your having an especially bad day hopefully it will still be enjoyable with some tremendous scenery However with about NUM wks to go to get in better shape hopefully there ll be a lot of pb s on the day The course is very flat and fast and has the advantage of virtually all taking part on pedestrianised routes There will be no concerns regarding car dodging so often the case on road races The race is open to all ages and abilities with prizes across the board and there will also be a k fun run held in conjunction with the k with all the proceeds going to the village fund Anyway good luck with the training prior to March and if you have any queries do nt hesitate to contact me Find an attached entry form for yourself friends or colleagues wishing to take part We are restricted in terms of entrants to around NUM and places are going very fast so I would advise a swift response if you are wishing to compete Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Surf together with new Shared Browsing WEBSITE NAME NAME I have put some pictures from Saturday onto my web site at WEBSITE They are not good the light was terrible The originals which are about NUM mbytes each can be significantly improved by Photoshop or Paintshop etc If you want a copy at a higher resolution of any of them please let me have the number of the picture put the cursor on the thumbnail and let me know the maximum size of email that you can receive NAME NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant NAME Road League Race This Sunday th Feb The penultimate college league race of the year is this Sunday th Feb at NAME Road The leagues are very close with the men s and women s top spots still open to challengers and relegation looming for the unlucky colleges It s a short race taking in some good running paths close to town and not even a cycle ride to the course so lets see lots of teams on the start line NAME WEBSITE NUM pm Men s Race km No registration names taken at finish The start is just off NAME road m down the track that runs along the side of the university NAME ground closest to NAME NAME shoes would be ideal trainers are okay but spikes not recommended as some sections on tarmac As always volunteers for timekeeping and marshalling would be very welcome See you there NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant BUSA results and pictures Hi animals NAME stuff this Saturday Have nt heard anything from the party yet For all results WEBSITE Spotted so far NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Congratulations to NAME D beating NAME D by NUM points NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Well run at BUSA Welcome home folks fantastic work today and some results for those who stayed in NAME word of mouth only though so apologies if they re wrong Superb running from the ladies again with bronze medals to bring home and a great result from the men in th both CHAR and CHAR NAME led home the men in th with NAME breathing down his neck in th Captain NAME also in top NUM NAME first NAME lady with top NUM place NAME Every bit as good as we think we are Grrrr NAME the writer of this message bears no responsibility for today s successes as he was moping lame at home You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant Long Run Hello This email is aimed at the NAME partygoers and of course Sicknote NAME and Pedaling over NAME NAME sorry guys Who s up for a nice long run tomorrow then Based on the kill or cure approach to postrace training such a jaunt would allow us to take advantage of all that freshly thawed mud just waiting to be pasted up some lean fella s legs See you all Sunday at NUM NUM at NAME s for the perfect end to a hardcore weekend NAME You are on the NAME mailing list either because you are a member you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke If you would like to be removed from the list please email EMAIL and not the whole list Remember when posting to the list that odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant BUSA results WELL DONE TO EVERYONE COMPETING AT BUSA IN OXFORD YESTERDAY The Girls did us proud gaining bronze in the women s A race while the men came a credible th in both CHAR and CHAR races Results not yet on NAME website link from NAME homepage so see below for a rundown NUM thing that was disappointing was that many of you who asked to enter the race did not show up on the day Only around NUM people had informed me they were unable to attend however around NUM people that were entered did not run Unfortunately entries still had to be paid in advance and at pound NUM per runner I think it is an expense that the club could do with avoiding in future years Nevertheless that takes nothing away from those who did run and did the NAME proud also thanks to the great support from people around the course esp Dr NAME for his rundown on positions and support on what I found one of the toughest stretches of the course RESULTS Mens A Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NAME th NUM points NAME NAME Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME st NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME nd NAME NAME st NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NAME rd NUM points Mens I Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Race NUM competitors NUM NAME NAME Men s NAME Race no NAME NAME Once again well done everyone Keep up the hard training Still more medals to be won at NAME Park NAME NAME and NAME relays Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man WELL DONE TO EVERYONE COMPETING AT BUSA IN OXFORD YESTERDAY The Girls did us proud gaining bronze in the women s A race while the men came a credible th in both CHAR and CHAR races Results not yet on NAME website link from NAME homepage so see below for a rundown NUM thing that was disappointing was that many of you who asked to enter the race did not show up on the day Only around NUM people had informed me they were unable to attend however around NUM people that were entered did not run Unfortunately entries still had to be paid in advance and at pound NUM per runner I think it is an expense that the club could do with avoiding in future years Nevertheless that takes nothing away from those who did run and did the HampH proud also thanks to the great support from people around the course esp Dr NAME for his rundown on positions and support on what I found one of the toughest stretches of the course RESULTS Mens A Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NAME th NUM points NAME NAME Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME st NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME nd NAME NAME st NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NAME rd NUM points Mens I Race NUM competitors th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME th NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Race NUM competitors NUM NAME NAME Men s NAME Race no NAME NAME Once again well done everyone Keep up the hard training Still more medals to be won at NAME Park NAME NAME and NAME relays Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Address NAME NAME Moor Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME You can take a man out of NAME but you can never take the NAME out of a man Athletics NAME th April Hi NAME Back home in NAME I m the team manager of our Under NUM league team On Sunday th April I have to travel back there for a match As your not from this country and NUM will know if you like you can come with me and compete for my club in the match I think you d find it just the right level of competition I imagine the m will be won in NUM the m in under NUM mins and the NUM in NUM NUM Anyway let me know I know it would bring a lot to the team I ve also asked NAME and NAME CHAR NAME Re NAME this coming Sunday Hi NAME I m going to try and get on the track for around NUM or NUM clock NAME best for you NAME Hey NAME Are you training tomorrow I ll do an easy track session of some sort I think If not when and where should we meet on Saturday see you NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m just checking that you re still ok to run the NUM and NUM next Sunday th We d have to leave sometime Saturday and you can stay at my house It will cost a train fare its possible I might be able to get most of it reimbursed from the club though NAME Re LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM WEBSITE has been fixed for those doing the named entity extension Cheers eh Lang Practical Update There is a new version of the NAME code available in the usual directory It addresses NUM issues that were brought up and although these are not bug fixes they may help in your development Note You do not need to use these new files they are simply enhancements The new files will also work with your existing code with no change in behavior Issue NUM A new method has been added called eof that allows you to test whether all sentences have been read from the file You may use the NAME returned from this method in place of the return value from NAME as your loop test variable This allows you to continue processing the file even if you get a buffer overrun NAME returns false If you determine that there are only a handful of very large sentences that you do nt want to accommodate with a huge buffer you can NAME them using this method Note you still need the return value from NAME to determine whether to process the NAME or not from that sentence a return value of false indicates an error reading the sentence and the NAME is not valid WEBSITE for an example of how to implement this Issue NUM Some buffer overruns are due to line length overflows These have not come up in the regular NAME but may show up in the named entities because they are stored as NUM sentence per line Long sentences may overrun the maximum line length used to read the sentences In this case the error message would not display helpful information I have now remedied this by moving the previous hardcoded maximum line length into a define in the header file Also the error message will indicate this value needs to be increased Lang Practical Named Entities The named entity files have all been regenerated as a result of some bugs that were discovered Specifically several anomalies were appearing in the NAME file format that were not being handled This caused some sentences to fail the named entity recognition and be omitted This has now been addressed Cheers eh University Hardship Funds Dear NAME This is just a reminder that the closing date for the first round NUM NUM of the University Hardship Fund Applications is st December NUM fully completed forms signed by tutor and arrived at NAME NAME office by this date Only NAME home students are eligible to apply You can collect an application form from myself of NAME NAME NAME NAME s Secretary You also need your Tutor to add comments You need to give details of income and expenditure etc The applications are means tested but have the capability of being fairly generous up to pound NUM last year If you are successful in the first round you can apply again in March NUM If you are unsuccessful of do not apply in December you should only apply in March if you circumstances change in the meantime Last year there was a final emergency round in June Do ask if you want further info NAME NAME NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL This message was sent to the NAME NAME NAME List If you have received this message in error please send an email to EMAIL University Hardship Applications th November NUM To All NAME NAME graduate students From NAME Free This is the final reminder to anyone who wishes to apply to the University Hardship formerly NAME Fund for financial support The closing date is st December by this date forms should be completed and countersigned by you Tutor and then posted by Tutorial office to NAME University offices The funds are applied on a meanstested basis and take into account your income and outgoings They have the capability of being quite generous between NUM and NUM pounds Next round will be st March NAME NAME NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL This message was sent to the NAME NAME NAME List If you have received this message in error please send an email to EMAIL Keeping Term Dear NAME This Friday is the last day of Full Term If you have been residing in NAME nights and days without a break since th October then you will now be able to confirm that you have kept term This is a requirement of your degree course It is also a requirement that you let me know that you have indeed kept term Please reply to this message to confirm the fact please do make sure that your name appears in the email If you have not been in NAME for the whole period of Full Term NUM Oct to NUM NAME then you can make up the missing days by using the Residence Period This extends either side from st October to th December you cannot go earlier or later than those dates In total you are required to be residing in NAME for NUM weeks between the dates of st October and th December Sorry about the length of this message it is of course the first time for many of you so I hope it is all clear If you have any questions do ask me please Of course those of you who have already completed the required NUM terms for their PhD and are overrunning are not required to keep term Equally anyone who has permission to work away on fieldwork does not have to Best wishes for a happy break over the Christmas period NAME NAME NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL This message was sent to the NAME NAME NAME List If you have received this message in error please send an email to EMAIL NAME Awards To NAME not NAME graduate students at NAME th Feb NUM This is just to remind you about the NUM NAME NAME Research Scholarship competition Details have now been sent out to all Departments and if you are eligible to apply you need to discuss it with your supervisor or administrator at your Department The NAME award pays the difference between NAME tuition fees and NAME tuition fees Please note that it is the Departments who nominate you You do not apply individually Please do not ask me for any more info on NAME This message is just to alert you to the procedure Deadline for Department to make applications is th April NUM Are you Eligible You should be a first or second year PhD student in the academic year NUM NUM If you are currently an NAME student but applying to continue to NAME next year then you are eligible You should not already have an NAME award renewal is via a different route These awards are for next academic year Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL This message was sent to the NAME NAME NAME List If you have received this message in error please send an email to EMAIL Tutorial for Speech Processing I pattern processing I have been asked to organise a tutorial session on Speech Processing I pattern processing There are NUM possible dates both Tuesday at NUM NUM My prefered date is th November the aternative is NUM week later Please let me know NUM If you are interested in a tutorial on the th NUM If interested areas particular questions that you are having difficulty with Assuming that there is some interest I will have a tutorial class at NUM NUM Tuesday th If only a couple of people are interested I will arrange to meet them before one of my lectures instead NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club I have received the following choices from people for the speech reading club If I have missed you off the list or not shown the correct preference please let me know NAME You should also let me know of any changes of preference Where a topic preference has been expressed it is in NAME student No preference NAME NAME NAME Disc Adapt NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME GS NAME NAME NAME NAME Acoustic Modelling NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DR NAME NAME NAME NAME GS Language Modelling NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Club I have produced an initial draft assignment of people to theme topic If you want to express another preference let me know WEBSITE I would like to meet NUM minutes before the start of next weeks lecture so Monday nd December at NUM NUM to quickly run through some general aspect of the NAME NAME Club If you have any questions about the reading club that are not on the NAME NAME NAME webpage WEBSITE let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME at the Engineering Department It has proved to be significantly more difficult to get a NAME number setup for this than I imagined The simplest solution is Register with the computer officers to obtain a NAME number fill in a form and then allow an overnight period of time before it is issued I think A job number that should work for this is NUM Any problems or anyone get the system to work please let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME at the Engineering Department Just to clarify this is the computer officers at the engineering department It has proved to be significantly more difficult to get a NAME number setup for this than I imagined The simplest solution is Register with the computer officers to obtain a NAME number fill in a form and then allow an overnight period of time before it is issued I think A job number that should work for this is NUM Any problems or anyone get the system to work please let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME starts on this Monday afternoon The setup for the practical is that there will initially be NUM demonstators on the Monday afternoon and one on the Tuesday afternoon This practical is concerned with phonemebased continuous speech recognition using NAME NAME Models NAME The aim is to train a set of speaker independent models on a subset of the TIORG AcousticPhonetic speech database and then measure the performance on a second different subset The software required to train the models is provided but the recogniser is to be written by you in C The handout for the Speech NAME is available from WEBSITE This will be shifted to the main NAME site shortly Any problems let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club Theme dates for NAME NAME Club are given below For details of the theme topic assignment see WEBSITE Preliminary meeting These are to allow you to sort out any technical questions or presentation issues with the theme organiser CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME rd Acoustic Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th Speaker NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME th Language Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th Presentations See NAME Club page for details All presentations start at NUM NUM Acoustic Modelling Monday th NAME NAME NAME Monday th Feb Language Modelling Monday rd March Speaker NAME Monday th March If you have any problems with these times please let me know as soon as possible NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Error in NAME There is an error in the version of NAME that you currently have Could you copy the version from my home directory at WEBSITE the only difference is line NUM should read vitsetInsertPen NUM The HTKBook is in my homespace at WEBSITE rather than in the docs area NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME An html version of this should be available by running netscape WEBSITE I will arrange for a version to also be placed in the file indicated in the handout Sorry NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME in the Engineering Department I have been told that the NUM number that I was given does not work Please use NUM instead NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Speech Processing NUM lectures The speech processing NUM lecture notes are available at WEBSITE Note access from the NAME machines If you have an NAME address that you need access from let me know I will try to keep these upto date so they reflect any problems that people mention If you know of any errors in the notes let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club presentation reminder The first Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on acoustic modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations If you are not doing the NAME NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations The dates for all the presentations are all presentations start at NUM NUM Acoustic Modelling Monday th NAME NAME NAME Monday th Feb Language Modelling Monday rd March Speaker NAME Monday th March NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club presentation reminder The third Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on language modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations If you are not doing the NAME NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations The dates for all the remaining presentations are all presentations start at NUM NUM Language Modelling Monday rd March Speaker NAME Monday th March NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club presentation reminder The final Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on language modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations If you are not doing the NAME NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations This final presentation is Speaker NAME Monday th March NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Club presentation reminder Of course the topic is speaker adaptation not language modelling The final Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on language modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations If you are not doing the NAME NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations This final presentation is Speaker NAME Monday th March NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL SPeech Processing NUM tutorial As I mentioned in the lecture there is the oppurtunity to have a tutorial on my part of the Speech Processing NUM module The idea of having one yesterday was unpopular so Please email me whether you want to have a supervision and when you are available in the week starting th March and st March I will try to sort out a time that is convenient with most people I will mail the date of the tutorial out around March th if there is enough interest If you have specific questions feel free to email me them note I will not be replying to emails next week NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Speech Processing NUM tutorial Welcome Party May I remind you about the NAME Welcome Party this evening at NAME College in the NAME Library from NUM pm until NUM pm Please accept my apologies but I will be unable to make the event Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Staff Student Consultative Committee call for nominations Staff Student Consultative Committee Each year the ORG calls upon representatives from each class group of the student body to form the Staff Student Consultative Committee or SSCOM The Committee is a valuable forum for voicing concerns and discussing issues in the Computer Science Tripos NAME NAME NAME NAME or NAME programme that directly affect you or your colleagues Many issues have been discussed by past Committees we recommend that you read the past minutes on WEBSITE The SSCOM meets twice a term and the first meeting this year has been scheduled for Thursday NUM November at NUM pm Lunch will be arranged If you would like to nominate yourself as a student representative for your class group please email NAME at EMAIL and cc to me at EMAIL using the appropriate topic in the subject line Class Group Subject in Email Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM Nominee Part NAME NAME NAME Part NAME CHAR Nominee Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM Nominee Part NAME NAME Part NAME NAME Part NUM NAME Part NUM Nominee Part NUM General NAME Part NUM CHAR NAME Diploma in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Nominee Research Students NAME Research NAME The closing date for nominations is Thursday NUM October at NUM NUM We will let you all know the list of nominees on Friday NUM November and the election will take place on Monday NUM November until NUM NUM ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME Examinations Notice Dear NAME Student Please find attached the schedule of exams for January th NUM Thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME feedback forms I have placed a pile of NAME lectures feedback forms on the far southwestern desk in the NAME Lab We would appreciate it if you could complete the forms and return to me via the Student Administration Office by the end of term Many thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Diploma NAME and Research Students NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME and Research Students The Diploma NAME and NAME students were given exemption from attendance at the Safety Course held at the beginning of term Some first year Research Students arrived too late for the Course If you fall into any of these categories please arrange to collect the special Safety Pack from NAME NAME in NAME Administration in NAME from NUM tomorrow onwards The Safety Officers will be trying to arrange NAME safety courses later in the year that may be particularly useful to Research Students Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME Application Forms The NAME have kindly arranged that their application forms and information is available online at WEBSITE Thank you NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Invitation Industry Day Dear NAME NAME You are cordially invited to attend the annual Industry NAME events on the th January NUM from NUM NUM in the NAME lecture room and Seminar Room NUM FW first floor There will be a series of Industry talks a buffet lunch and talks on current research in both the ORG and Department of Engineering and lots of opportunity to talk with members of the Industry Supporters Club The day is scheduled NUM days after your examinations so you should be feeling relaxed and we expect a good turnout Please RSVP to NAME NAME EMAIL NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Last Year s papers I have copies of last year s exam papers and solution notes available in the Student Admin Office NAME NAME The Office will be closed until NUM for lunch Spares will be in the Reception Office if you want them on Monday NAME NAME closed all day and older papers will be available for reference and photocopying only in the Library from Tuesday Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Schedule for Friday th Industry Day Dear NAME Students I hope your exams were not too stressful today Anyone who would has still not submitted a brief NAME please do so by tomorrow morning I have also attached feedback forms for all of those who have not completed a set yet We really do appreciate the feedback Could I have them back by early next week I have copies in my office for anyone who does not have Word I will be sending out Project Choice forms next week after you have had a chance to talk to the Industrial Representatives on Friday In the meantime enjoy the break from the studying Please find below the Schedule for the Industry Day on Friday Schedule Friday th January NUM NUM Talks from members of the course Teaching Staff NAME NAME Room nd Floor NUM NUM NUM Buffet lunch in Seminar Room NUM st Floor NUM NUM NUM Industry Presentations NAME NAME Room nd Floor NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Coffee NUM Demonstrations from NAME Group and tour of ORG NUM NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Masters in NAME Examinations Slight change of venue Dear NAME The Masters in NAME Examinations will be held in NAME Theatre NUM Large and not NAME Theatre NUM as previously advised Apparently everyone prefers the Large Theatre over the NAME including the invigilators Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Industry Day Dear Masters NAME In preparation for the Industry Day on Friday th January and meeting various members of the Industry Club could you provide me with a brief very brief NAME to provide to the Club members I am looking for Name Date of NAME Institution of st degree Further degree CHAR Work experience last NUM positions Any outside interests Could I have this by noon Thursday th please and I do apologise for the short notice Many thanks NAME NAME Open Source Award NUM May I draw to your attention the following NAME WEBSITE Thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME NAME The NUM NAME NAME Competition The NAME is calling for teams to enter the annual NAME NAME Competition Each team should consist of a Manager and up to NUM programmers The deadline for entries is NUM January NUM and the regional heats will take place on Saturday NUM March NUM The final will be on Saturday NUM March NUM Please see WEBSITE contact NAME NAME at EMAIL for further details NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Examinations NUM January Dear Masters NAME May I remind you that there will be examinations on January NUM Please remember to bring a note of your Examination number with you to the exams NUM Time and NAME of Examination These will be held on Wednesday th January NUM in Lecture Room NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Building There will be NUM onehour papers Speech NUM NUM NUM NAME and the Web NUM NUM Language NUM NUM NUM Candidates will be allowed into the room NUM minutes prior to the start of the examination and NUM minutes reading time will be given In accordance with NAME procedures for anonymous marking you will be issued later with a card giving your personal examination number to be written on all your answer papers NUM Calculators Only officially marked Casio fxD or fx any version or Casio fx any version calculators are allowed Any other calculators are forbidden This is a University regulation and is not changeable by the Department The official calculator fxW is available from the Student Administration office at a cost of pound NUM If you have a suitable but unmarked calculator you can have it marked at NAME Administration at no cost NUM The Written Examination Papers There is NUM examination paper for each of the NAME Term modules Language NUM Computing and the Web and Speech NUM Each examination is NUM hour in duration The examination papers consist of NUM sections that correspond to the NUM parts of the module There are NUM questions in each section Candidates are required to answer NUM question from Section CHAR and one from Section NAME The questions on the paper will correspond to topics taught in the relevant module but may also assume knowledge of background material taught in the courses Foundations of Linguistics and Speech Signal Processing Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Drinking water Chilled water dispenser I am very pleased to be able to tell you that a drinking water supply has been installed at the south end of the Street in the NAME NAME Building The machine supplies filtered mains water at NUM temperatures ambient green switch and chilled blue switch If you notice that the cup dispenser is empty then please inform Reception or Stores Professor NAME has agreed that you may take cups of water into the lecture rooms as well as the bottles already permitted but has asked me to reiterate that apart from water no other drinks and no food are allowed in there NAME Administration Exam results Dear NAME Student You will be able to collect your examinations feedback letter from NAME NAME down in the Student Admin Room from NUM NUM Monday th January Any uncollected letters will be posted to your College Thanks NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Considering doing a PhD Are you thinking about staying on to do a PhD in either the ORG or the Department of Engineering It is essential if you have any leanings towards a Ph CHAR or even if you just want to discuss the possibility that you contact the relevant department approaching an individual staff member but also by making a formal application You will need to apply to continue as a graduate student see WEBSITE for details and use the appropriate form available from the ORG The Course organisers wish to point out that quite apart from your own enthusiasm and merits there are may other relevant constraints on being accepted notably whether there is an appropriate supervisor with spare capacity available and space and of course NAME support The Engineering Department and ORG receive many applications which may preempt supervisors space and grants and you should therefore make an early application although a potential supervisor will probably not make a decision until he she has a clear idea of your achievement on the course The detailed administrative position about accepting you for doctoral work is also complicated by the fact that many decisions on the award of NAME NAME and other grants will have been taken before you have done your project work and completed your dissertation You cannot therefore rely on your dissertation as evidence of your capacity for research you have to carry conviction to your potential doctoral supervisor before that and of course the examinations and coursework assessment will be taken into account Please do not operate on the basis of inference presumption or NAME gossip about the status of departments or supervisors At least raise the matter properly with a qualified member of staff and make a formal application using the form from the ORG as this will ensure that your application is seriously made and seriously treated If you would like a copy of the current Graduate Studies NAME and the ORG s Blue Book please see NAME NAME in NAME Administration FC ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Practical Class in the Intel Laboratory There will be a formal practical class for Part NAME students in the Intel Lab this afternoon Thursday th January tomorrow Friday st and next Thursday NAME th It is likely that all the machines will be needed between about NUM NUM and NUM NUM so please be prepared to leave if asked We do apologise for the inconvenience and the short notice Many thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME Club change of venue NAME NUM As the Building Services will be hanging sounddampening curtains in NAME on Friday th NAME the NAME Group that would normally run from NUM NUM until NUM NUM will meet in NAME NAME NAME NAME off NAME NAME All other NAME Groups will be in NAME as normal We apologise for the inconvenience Thank you NAME Project selections Dear Masters NAME Please find below the most useful format to email me your project selections and some general information Thanks NAME Masters in NAME Speech Text and NAME Technology PROJECTS NUM NAME Students A list of project suggestions is available on the web You can either choose a project from this list or you can suggest one of your own If the latter you must ensure that you find a member of staff who is willing to supervise the project The document Guidelines on NAME is also enclosed Do start discussing projects at the beginning of term and do not leave this to the last minute Think carefully about your project choice and do remember IT IS ESSENTIAL TO DISCUSS THE PROJECT FULLY WITH THE SUPERVISOR before returning the form to me MAKE SURE THAT YOU INDICATE A STRONG COMMITMENT TO THE SUPERVISOR if this is the case Where possible first choices will be allocated In order to facilitate project allocations would all students fill in this form and return to me by NAME th FEBRUARY NUM MASTERS in COMPUTER SPEECH TEXT AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY NAME Complete Sections NUM OR NUM and NUM NUM PROJECT CHOICE IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE CHAR NAME Title NUM Supervisor ii NAME Title NUM NUM Supervisor iii NAME Title NUM Supervisor NUM OWN PROJECT SUGGESTION NUM Project Title NUM Supervisor NUM COMMENTS eg any special arrangements made with potential supervisor Special Resources NUM Painting in NAME Rooms Wednesday th Feb Building Services have arranged for painting work to be done in the NAME NAME Room and Lab on Wednesday th NAME As this is likely to be a dusty and rather smelly job would you please avoid using the rooms you should be able to use the Intel Laboratory if you do nt have access from your College machines Thank you and sorry for the inconvenience NAME NAME Dear NAME Students May I remind you to email me your project selections by tomorrow Friday th I have received only NUM project selections so far Thanks NAME Examinations notification Dear NAME I have learnt that one of you and perhaps all of you have received incorrect information about the exams at the beginning of next term The examinations are NUM hours each not NUM hour If the information you have received differs from the schedule below please let me know whether the information has come from your College office or the Board of Exams The schedule is as follows The NAME NAME module examinations will take place on nd and rd April NUM in the NAME Theatre NUM of the ORG There will be NUM hour papers Tuesday nd April NUM NUM Speech Processing NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Wednesday rd April NUM NUM Language Processing NUM NUM NUM NUM Dialogue Systems The fulltime students will take all NUM papers The NUM Year NUM parttime candidates from NUM will take Language NUM and Dialog Systems The NUM Year NUM parttime students will take Speech NUM and NAME Applications Many thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE iso CHAR StudentsallATheCUEntrepreneurspound KBusinessPlan iso CHAR Competition NAME University Entrepreneurs WEBSITE to your attention the annual pound K Business Plan Competition There are up to NUM cash prizes of pound NUM each to give away and there are no strings Do you have a business idea However small big crazy we want to give you some money for having come up with it You never know where this could lead Just write it up in NUM words or less and submit Submissions are due by NAME NUM March on the rd floor of NUM NAME NAME next door to the NAME NEW FOR THIS YEAR you can also submit the business plan electronically Winners of the pound K and pound K competitions will be announced at the annual Prizegiving Event to be held this year on NUM May at the NAME NAME NAME Road CU Entrepreneurs have distributed over pound NUM NUM in prize money over the last NUM years and we d like to break all previous records in NUM Full details of the competition can be found on the website WEBSITE Please email the pound K lead NAME NAME on EMAIL to join the pound K emailing list and to receive your entry form disclaimer and competition recommendations Go on it s easy Give it a go and make it happen Best of luck CU Entrepreneurs Committee Please note Should you have any concern only judges have access to the business plan submitted who are bound by nondisclosure agreements Project Choices final selection NAME and project schedules Dear NAME Please find below the guidelines for your project workplan Thanks NAME Guidelines on NAME NAME The following guidelines will help you prepare your project workplan Since projects vary greatly in terms of scope and emphasis they are not meant to be prescriptive but are designed as a guide only The workplan SHOULD NOT exceed NUM pages long PROJECT TITLE NAME NUM INTRODUCTION NUM short paragraph describing the background to the project and why it is worth doing NUM AIMS OF THE PROJECT Describe the goals of the project Differentiate between core goals and additional goals which will be tackled only if time permits Define the criteria for success and any specific evaluation techniques that will be used NUM IMPLEMENTATION APPROACH Describe briefly the approach to be adopted and identify the main stages of the work NUM SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS AND DEPENDENCIES List the resources software databases etc which are needed to complete the work Identify any resources whose availability is uncertain NUM TIME SCHEDULE This will depend on the project but many will follow the following pattern Weeks NUM Background reading and familiarisation Weeks NUM Main development implementation phase This should list the stages described in Section NUM giving a time estimate for each Weeks NUM Evaluation Weeks NUM Writing up the report Submit thesis on rd July NUM Present Project on July NUM or NUM NUM With thanks to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME CB FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Dear NAME Please find below the guidelines for your project workplan Thanks NAME Guidelines on NAME NAME The following guidelines will help you prepare your project workplan Since projects vary greatly in terms of scope and emphasis they are not meant to be prescriptive but are designed as a guide only The workplan SHOULD NOT exceed NUM pages long PROJECT TITLE NAME NUM INTRODUCTION NUM short paragraph describing the background to the project and why it is worth doing NUM AIMS OF THE PROJECT Describe the goals of the project Differentiate between core goals and additional goals which will be tackled only if time permits Define the criteria for success and any specific evaluation techniques that will be used NUM IMPLEMENTATION APPROACH Describe briefly the approach to be adopted and identify the main stages of the work NUM SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS AND DEPENDENCIES List the resources software databases etc which are needed to complete the work Identify any resources whose availability is uncertain NUM TIME SCHEDULE This will depend on the project but many will follow the following pattern Weeks NUM Background reading and familiarisation Weeks NUM Main development implementation phase This should list the stages described in Section NUM giving a time estimate for each Weeks NUM Evaluation Weeks NUM Writing up the report Submit thesis on rd July NUM Present Project on July NUM or NUM NUM With thanks to NAME NAME NAME NAME nbsp NAME NAME ORG nb sp NAME Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME CB FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NUM NAME project assignments Dear Masters NAME Please find below the list of project assignments Could those students who have not yet supplied a title to Own Project please do so by NUM NUM Tuesday th NAME May I also remind you that we require a work plan to be submitted including any special resources required and agreed by your supervisor to be submitted by the end of term March th Please drop them off with Reception or Student Administration labelled for the attention of NAME NAME Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME domainspecific and nondomainspecific anaphora resolution techniques NAME NAME Apte NAME NAME text using linguistic features NAME NAME NAME NAME Detecting Sentiment Shift for Improved Automatic Sentiment NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A Web NAME and Dynamic Text Filter for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and predicative NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME conversion in a concatenative unitbased NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Fractal dimensions in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Own NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Classification using Linguistic NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Own Project NAME NAME NAME NAME Own project NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME as a frontend for speech recognition NAME NAME NAME NAME Improving the NAME System Named Entity Recognition and Classification NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Text Using Linguistic NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Statistical Language Modelling using a Hidden Vector State Model NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Temporal Linear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Using hybrid static dynamic grammars to minimise redundancy in Name and Address recognition NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Techniques for aiding aphasic comprehension NAME NAME Past papers NAME has kindly put last year s exam papers and solution notes online at WEBSITE Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME CB FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME has kindly put last year s exam papers and solution notes online at WEBSITE Thanks NAME NAME NAME nbsp NAME NAME ORG nb sp NAME Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME CB FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NUM Change of exams venue The examinations last term were held in NAME Theatre NUM and not Theatre NUM Please accept my apologies and amend the examinations notices to NAME These will be held on Wednesday nd and rd April NUM in Lecture Room NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Building May I also remind you that the project workplans NUM copies NUM to your supervisor and one to me are due by Friday th March Your NAME Club essays are due on Tuesday nd April please submit them to me via NAME NAME in Student Admin Office if I am not available after your Tuesday examinations Many thanks NAME NAME Examinations Notice MASTERS COMPUTER SPEECH TEXT AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY Written NAME NAME NUM NUM Time and NAME of Examination These will be held on Wednesday nd and rd April NUM in Lecture Room NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Building There will be NUM NUM minute papers Tuesday April nd Speech Processing NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Wednesday April rd Language Processing NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dialogue Systems NUM NUM NUM NUM Candidates will be allowed into the room NUM minutes prior to the start of the examination and NUM minutes reading time will be given In accordance with NAME procedures for anonymous marking you will be issued later with a card giving your personal examination number to be written on all your answer papers NUM Calculators Only officially marked Casio fxD or fx any version or Casio fx any version calculators are allowed Any other calculators are forbidden This is a University regulation and is not changeable by the Department The official calculator fxW is available from the Student Administration office at a cost of pound NUM If you have a suitable but unmarked calculator you can have it marked at NAME Administration at no cost NUM The Written Examination Papers There is NUM examination paper for each of the NAME Term modules Language Processing NUM Dialogue Systems NAME NAME and Speech Processing NUM Each examination is NUM minutes in duration Candidates are required to answer NUM questions The questions on the paper will correspond to topics taught in the relevant module but may also assume knowledge of background material taught in the courses Foundations of Linguistics and Speech Signal Processing NUM NAME Students will be given an indication of their performance in the module examinations by letter NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME MStudies in NAME Speech Text NAME Technology March NUM Re Handing in your workplans and practical work NAME you are quite correct the practicals are due in Friday next week BUT if you want to submit them tomorrow when I am away you need to do so via NAME Sorry to cause panic NAME Hi NAME Exactly what about the practical is due tomorrow We most cstit students I know were under the impression that practicals were due next week Your email generated some panic in the lab zeynep On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME Please submit your workplan and practical work to NAME NAME in the Student Administration Office by tomorrow Friday March NUM Though I will not be around on Friday I will be reading email over the weekend Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Handing in your workplans and practical work Dear NAME NAME NAME Please submit your workplan and practical work to NAME NAME in the Student Administration Office by tomorrow Friday March NUM Though I will not be around on Friday I will be reading email over the weekend Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME Deadlines I would like your work in by NUM NUM please You can drop it off in Reception if I m not about and ask that it is put in my pigeonhole This is relevant to all Masters students Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME I have now put all NAME Students on the Intel NAME Lab s printer credit lists and given you each pound NUM credit NUM pages If you need any more please phone me on NUM today and Monday and I ll pop down to the Student Admin office Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME feedback forms Dear NAME student The feedback forms for the NAME Term courses are now available online at WEBSITE Please complete and return to me by the beginning of next term say th April Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME FD NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME Conference in Language Research NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF NAME FIRST POSTGRADUATE CONFERENCE IN LANGUAGE RESEARCH in association with the NAME Institute of Language Research Saturday NUM April NUM NUM am NUM pm Law NAME Building NAME NAME NAME Road NAME We are pleased to announce that the titles of presentations to be included in the programme for this year s NAME conference will appear shortly at WEBSITE parallel sessions of oral presentations and a poster session showcasing the work of postgraduate students engaged in research in a wide variety of languagerelated topics from NAME around the NAME and beyond The conference will also feature a keynote address by Professor NAME NAME of University College NAME entitled Modularity and Modality in second language learning The case of a polyglot savant Further details about NAME can be found at WEBSITE NAME We hope that as many students as possible will be able to attend this exciting event The registration fee for participants in NAME is pound NUM which includes lunch tea coffee snacks and wine If you would like to attend the conference please print out and complete the registration form below also available at WEBSITE return it to the address below together with a pound NUM cheque made out to The University of NAME Registration for NAME closes on Friday NUM April NUM Student Helpers The NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks lunch and the wine reception We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations etc Serving Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately NUM hours assistance each Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for NUM sessions NUM CHAR NUM talks each Students who work as NAME helpers will receive a pound NUM discount off their registration fee If you are interested in being a NAME NAME please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating the type of help you are offering Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar NAME positions will be allocated on a first come first served basis Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration Session Chairs The NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session making sure each speaker keeps to time and guiding the question time after each talk If you are interested in helping out with this please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating any preference for subject area We look forward to seeing you at NAME NAME NAME On behalf of the NAME Committee NAME REGISTRATION FORM I would like to attend NAME on Saturday NUM April NUM Please find enclosed a cheque for pound NUM made out to The University of NAME Name Contact Email Contact Phone Number Surface Mail Address University Department Has your paper or poster been accepted for presentation Yes No As lunch is included please let us know if you have any special dietary requirements Please return to NAME Treasurer c Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Avenue CB DA Re ask for a dinner on Sunday evening Dear NAME First I should say sorry that I misspell your name Sorry for that Next time it would not heppen I have handed in my NUM reports You know yesterday I spent the whole night to write my reports for somehow problems with a part of data Therefore I had to cover these kind of things in my reports you know this kind of thing should not be revealed in them SMILEY Anyway everything is ok Hopefully teachers can not find some tricks in my reports By the way most of us did those kind of things in our reports SMILEY And please ask NAME to confirm a restaurant for you know he has lots of social programs Therefore he must know which restaurant is best NAME see you guys soon NAME ask for a dinner on Sunday evening Dear NAME NAME and NAME How are you these days I hope this message finds all of you are very well How is NAME s exam Is that ok I write this letter want to confirm if you guys have time on the Sunday evening I think perhaps at NAME for it should after the service of NAME which will begin at pm If all of you are available I hope we can meet each other at somewhere and have a meal In addition I should say to Wayn that the book we bought last week is really a little difficult for me to read and understand although one of the authors is physicist and deals with the things I am interested in But I have been trying my best to read the book and will discuss with you on Sunday afternoon SMILEY I am looking forward to hearing from you guys And send my best regards to all of you Your family member NAME meet at my room Dear NAME Yes if you guys are agreeable we could meet at my room at pm I wish we could take a photo together Also we could have a cup of tea or coffee Of course I have some white wine for you SMILEY See you soon Regards to NAME NAME as well NAME additional message Or all of you can come here at anytime for I will stay in my room to waiting for you from pm By the way ask NAME speed the process of wearing his Tuxedo SMILEY Otherwise you will be late NAME LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM The files needed for working with the named entities NE are now available in qa xmlrmrs directory The READMEHTML file has been updated to explain what the NEs are and how to access them in your code In brief the named entities are kept in a corresponding NAME file which is a plain text version of each answer sentence NUM per line with tags marking the NEs The NAME class has been enhanced to support these files inserting the NE sentence as one more node in the NAME Note that you will need to increase the buffer size specified in the constructor to accommodate the NE sentence Suggested size is NUM WEBSITE and I will be adding the rest in the next few days If you have any problems please let me know sooner rather than later NAME L Practical NE updates I have made a small enhancement to the date NE recognition to correct a deficiency brought to my attention I have updated the NE files for the following questions NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Cheers eh Re NAME event detail Hey everybody I wo nt be able to make the meal tomorrow night for a good reason it is was my birthday on Sunday and myself and NUM friends whose birthdays are also nigh are having a party tomorrow night It s in NAME grad bar which is dead easy to get to and you are very welcome to come along after the meal if you fancy it The theme which is not of my choosing is pimps and hos but given that I do nt intend to adhere to the dress code that implies neither should you Anyway see you there if you come otherwise have a very good evening NAME NAME NAME EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Everyone Just a quick reminder of the time of the meal We meet at the NAME pub on NAME Rd at NUM then make our way to NAME House Anyone who wants to go and has nt replied just come alone I m sure we can make room for you see you there NAME NAME NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE Training Saturday Hi NAME What do you think of the idea of doing a session on grass on Saturday instead of on the track My legs are a bit sore and need a rest from the hard surface If you re interested maybe we could do something on NAME s Piece still at NUM am perhaps NUM CHAR NUM CHAR NUM at NUM second intervals with NUM minutes rest between NAME NAME Hi NAME Sorry to be slow in getting back to you about this afternoon I ve been waiting to hear from NAME about whether there will be any hurdles coaching He has nt got back to me yet but in any case I will be out at the track at pm this afternoon either hurdling if NAME is there or doing a speed session NUM CHAR x NAME Re Training Friday Hi guys NAME NAME have nt been checked my email for a few days either Hope you had a good session on Saturday I did nt train as I was rowing that afternoon Thought I d let both of you know my training plan this week in case you want to meet up I m planning on doing a session Wednesday afternoon at pm NAME will be away but he s suggested something a bit longer maybe x and x with NUM mins in between or maybe NUM NAME x same recovery I think I ll do some hurdles Thursday afternoon pm weights Friday a speed session on Saturday pm and then speed endurance on Sunday morning NUM Let me know if you re want to join me for any of these By the way NAME NAME is having a NAME tomorrow Tuesday evening for some of the team that are still around town eg NAME NAME NAME NAME and has asked me to spread the word It s at his family s place he lives just out of NAME If you want to go meet at the track at NUM there ll be a couple of cars giving people lifts NAME On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Actually I wo nt be out on Saturday until NUM or so Woke up late Take care On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m planning on doing a speed endurance session tomorrow afternoon if you want to join me I ll be out at the track from pm I was thinking of doing something like NUM CHAR NUM NUM with NUM seconds between the NUM and NUM and NUM minutes recovery NAME Re Fwd Re Training Saturday NAME and I are planning on doing the NUM NUM NUM NUM session tomorrow Monday afternoon I suggested NAME but since the clocks have been wound forward and we have an extra hour of daylight I m wondering whether we should make it NAME What do you guys think On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks for the message I wo nt likely be awake at that time but have a good run anyway Maybe I ll see you Sunday or Monday at the track Peace On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote In case you re interested in joining us I understand it might be a bit early yep sounds good to me see you there at NUM say on the part of the grass closest to NAME I ll bring my inch xc spikes NAME On NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME What do you think of the idea of doing a session on grass on Saturday instead of on the track My legs are a bit sore and need a rest from the hard surface If you re interested maybe we could do something on NAME s Piece still at NUM am perhaps NUM CHAR NUM CHAR NUM at NUM second intervals with NUM minutes rest between NAME Fwd Re training I think I ll head out to the track at NUM rather than NUM I d like to do a hurdle session and he s got the keys Hey everyone I have failed to speak to NAME as I do nt know his number I have sent an email to himn tho which he may or may not get Either way NAME and I are planning to train at NUM tommorow I will be there warming up from NUM iuf you wish to join me for that Do we know who else is still around anyway see you soon hopefully NAME NAME NAME social event Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME EY NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME NAME social event details Hello Everyone Since the interest in the class going for a meal and a drink has been good I have made a provisional booking at NAME House for Monday the th As NAME suggested I also think we should meet in the NAME pub which is also on NAME Rd at NUM NUM We can have an unhurried drink and then make a move toward the restaurant Just reply to this email by Wednesday if you would like to come Hope you all had a nice weekend NAME NAME Re NAME NAME social event NAME NAME Thank you for getting back to me so soon the response has been good about NUM people on the first day of posting the email I m sure I can count on you to help to twist the arms of the other students who have nt replied I will be email out the details of the time date after I get in touch with NAME House I salute you sir NAME NAME NAME wrote Wicked Sir Does nt matter what time as long as its in the evening NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME NAME NAME Thank you for getting back to me so soon the response has been good about NUM people on the first day of posting the email I m sure I can count on you to help to twist the arms of the other students who have nt replied I will be email out the details of the time date after I get in touch with NAME House I salute you sir NAME NAME NAME wrote Wicked Sir Does nt matter what time as long as its in the evening NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after tha CHAR So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME NAME event detail Hi Everyone Just a quick reminder of the time of the meal We meet at the NAME pub on NAME Rd at NUM then make our way to NAME House Anyone who wants to go and has nt replied just come alone I m sure we can make room for you see you there NAME NAME NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME EY NAME Christmas Meal Hello Everyone After the success of the NAME meal many people have asked me when the next event is likely to be I would like to thank everyone who attended the meal at NAME House for making it such an enjoyable evening out I would also like to propose that we arrange another meal for the last day of the michaelmas term Friday the th of December just after my group has won the syntactic tutorial bottle of wine In the true Christmas spirit I would also like to extend the invitation to our lecturers and practical demonstrators can someone tell me the demonstrators mail addresses I was hoping that we could arrange a traditional Christmas dinner at one of the local English restaurants If anyone can recommend such a restaurant please get in touch with me Perhaps we could have time for a small sweet sherry before the meal and partake in some of the local folk dancing after it what would you like to do If your interested in this festive end of term gastronomical extravaganza just reply to this email I will require accurate numbers if were going to go to a good class of restaurant Regards NAME Hello Everyone After the success of the NAME meal many people have asked me when the next event is likely to be I would like to thank everyone who attended the meal at NAME House for making it such an enjoyable evening out I would also like to propose that we arrange another meal for the last day of the michaelmas term Friday the th of December just after my group has won the syntactic tutorial bottle of wine In the true Christmas spirit I would also like to extend the invitation to our lecturers and practical demonstrators can someone tell me the demonstrators mail addresses I was hoping that we could arrange a traditional Christmas dinner at one of the local English restaurants If anyone can recommend such a restaurant please get in touch with me Perhaps we could have time for a small sweet sherry before the meal and partake in some of the local folk dancing after it what would you like to do If your interested in this festive end of term gastronomical extravaganza just reply to this email I will require 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invitation to celebrate my st birthday NAME I hope your lung is holding up With regards to your birthday I hope that will still be on NAME and I and possibly NAME will be coming up together for that so it sounds fun NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Private dinner th November Dear NAME I am sorry to hear you have been unwell I hope you are feeling better now The NUM deposit is to secure the booking and will be taken off the full balance On the contract is have sent this confirms the timings the room is available from and to if I can help you further please contac me NAME regards NAME NAME Events Manager Dear NAME My apologies for having not yet returned the NUM deposit to book a room for the private dinner I wish to hold on the th November Unfortunately I was taken ill last week with a collapsed lung and have been unable to complete the form as yet I will try and send it off early next week I hope this is not inconvenient Could you clarify whether or not the deposit is separate from the cost of the menu per person Also for what length of time will we have the room booked for that evening I will send you details of exactly how many people I require catering for and which menu I have chosen as soon as I know Many thanks once agin Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at NAME NAME Hotel Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event These events vary according to day or night buffet or dinner etc Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return NAME regards NAME NAME Events Manager Scanned by NAME NAME and NAME NAME Visit WEBSITE Re Birthday parties NAME Oh wow a birthday at NAME NAME I d love to come thank you As for Scrabble on Sunday I d really like to but am meant to get back from a fieldtrip at NUM on Sunday evening grrrrr I ll probably be muddy wet and shattered so I doubt the rest of your flat would want me there but I d love to play scrabble with you and NAME another time I m glad you can come to my party I m really looking forward to it Love from NAME who thinks her husband SHOULD be ashamed of his matrimonial record Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Private dinner th November Dear NAME My apologies for having not yet returned the pound NUM deposit to book a room for the private dinner I wish to hold on the th November Unfortunately I was taken ill last week with a collapsed lung and have been unable to complete the form as yet I will try and send it off early next week I hope this is not inconvenient Could you clarify whether or not the deposit is separate from the cost of the menu per person Also for what length of time will we have the room booked for that evening I will send you details of exactly how many people I require catering for and which menu I have chosen as soon as I know Many thanks once agin Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at NAME NAME Hotel Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event These events vary according to day or night buffet or dinner etc Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return NAME regards NAME NAME Events Manager Scanned by NAME NAME and NAME NAME Visit WEBSITE st Birthday Hi NAME Just wondered if you d like to come to a formal dinner at NAME Castle on the th November to celebrate my st Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room Cost will be pound NUM Let me know if you want to come can make it or not Have a good day NAME Re Hi NAME I think I ll probably be up at NAME s on the saturday Some of us will be staying in my flat and some in college but I m sure we could meet up Would love to see you in the afternoon I m very sorry you ca nt make it but I hope you have a nice time at home NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME you re doing OK and in good health I m really really sorry but there s just no way I can make it to your party I m going home the night before and so cannot takt the evening off NAME ll be at youth club until NUM then at a Church social I m really sorry I would have loved to come to help you celebrate your st I d like to try to come over in the early pm to see everyone and to wish you a happy birthday Will you all be around in college after lunch Have a good couple of weeks and I ll see you soon NAME NAME NUM helps ELIMINATE EMAIL VIRUSES WEBSITE NUM months FREE Re Hi NAME NAME you re doing OK and in good health I m really really sorry but there s just no way I can make it to your party I m going home the night before and so cannot takt the evening off NAME ll be at youth club until NUM then at a Church social I m really sorry I would have loved to come to help you celebrate your st I d like to try to come over in the early pm to see everyone and to wish you a happy birthday Will you all be around in college after lunch Have a good couple of weeks and I ll see you soon NAME NAME NUM helps ELIMINATE EMAIL VIRUSES Get NUM months FREE Re An invitation to celebrate my st birthday Hi NAME I ve just realised that I never actually replied to this sorry Is it still possible to come in which case please count me in See you at supper NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all In NUM weeks time I will be NUM I would like to invite you all to a dinner at NAME NAME near NAME on the evening of Saturday th November to celebrate my st birthday Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion Cost will be between pound NUM and pound NUM each depending on numbers probably nearer pound NUM Thanks to those who I ve already told about this and have said that they can come I realise you will not all be able to although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it Could you let me know by email telephone or face to face communication as soon as is convenient whether you NUM Would like to come NUM Will be able to come NUM Might be able to come NUM Wo nt be able to come Thanks very much for considering this I know it is quite expensive but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my st Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing NAME NAME news NAME I ve got some bad news about your party I do nt know whether to ring you or email but you re probably not going to like it you can choose your medium I do have an alternative NAME and I m deeply sorry in a very heartfelt way NAME CHAR STOP MORE NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE NAME news Hi NAME Well trying to organise your life is certainly a fulltime task The only possible option seems to be for you to get to NAME for around NUM o clock Then NAME would meet you and take you to NAME with NAME and NAME This plan rests on the assumption that you can get the afternoon off work Here is the train information from NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME pound NUM cheap day single with NAME railcard pound NUM cheap day single Then perhaps on the way back your parent I could meet you in NAME or NAME or somewhere Oh and there also appears to be a day advance saver ticket from NAME to NAME single for only pound NUM if being in a cramped box on wheels with NAME NAME NAME and possibly some guitars does nt appeal to you I think it leaves NAME at just after NAME ish Hope you re having a good day and you can make it next weekend Love NAME NAME news NAME sounds ok but then I still have to get back I know about the cheap woldur tckts but that does only cover NUM way Hmmm Will have to have a think NAME news Try and make sure you can get off work See if your parents can pick you up at NAME NAME on Sunday If they ca nt then you could consider getting another single ticket back from NAME to NAME Give me a ring when you get home from work NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME sounds ok but then I still have to get back I know about the cheap woldur tckts but that does only cover NUM way Hmmm Will have to have a think Regarding the private dinner I have booked for th November I would like to confirm that the final number of attendees will be NUM Also I have chosen suggested menu NUM I wo nt be selecting any wines One of my guests is a vegetarian would it be possible for him to have a suitable main course all other courses on the set menu chosen seem fine provided and how much extra woiuld this cost Also since the dinner is to celebrate my st birthday I would like to bring a cake Would it be possible for this to be served after the meal Many thanks once again for all your help Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME Confirmation details Contract NUM Dear NAME NAME but could I change the number of attendees to NUM for my dinner on Saturday evening Many thanks NAME NAME Re NAME Yes if NAME is invited as well pleeease CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Cars NAME NAME Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got Trillian Re Cars NAME NAME I do nt know what trillion is other than a number Yes I ll take people to the castle I wo nt drink anythign and thanks for inviting NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got Trillian Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Cars NAME NAME Oh NAME NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than NUM hours Expect us around NUM or NUM NUM and then you probably wo nt have to keep the food warm NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got Trillian Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Confirmation details Contract NUM Dear NAME Thank you for your email I have amended your booking to read NUM guests and NUM Vegetarian The Chef will provide an alternative NAME NAME and the price will be the same Please contact me if I can help you further NAME regards NAME NAME Events Manager Dear NAME NAME but could I change the number of attendees to NUM for my dinner on Saturday evening Many thanks NAME NAME This email and all attached file CHAR are confidential and intended solely for the use of the addressee CHAR If you have received this email in error please notify the sender and then delete it from your system NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Web WEBSITE NAME CHAR are good cooks discuss Hi NAME It wo nt be baked beans I do nt like them Nor will it be fish we are having a fortnight of poverty I ll try and make sure it is nt poisonous Oh NAME emailed me to ask what time you re getting in to NAME station Could you let me know please Thanks Very much looking forward to seeing you NAME Re NAME Excellent choice We had to make it a bit earlier because some of my flat are going out so I m afraid it ll be just after NUM NAME now but I ll try and delay it we could have a fire alarm or something NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME tough decision Maybe I ll do both Though I guess that s very naughty Yes please I d love to come to dinner and can always sneak out of choir a bit early if necessary I ll ask NAME to give me a call when they arrive and I ll walk up NAME Love NAME xxx NAME update Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about NUM pm on Friday if you re coming I ve heard yes from everyone except NAME NAME Re NAME NAME that would be cool thanks NAME I m going to stay in college with NAME so do nt worry about that but food would be lovely Thanks see you soon NAME On NAME NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME NAME hey NAME boy just to let you know in NAME NAME has nt already she can come NAME its ok to fit her in with NAME castle Obviously if nothing can be done please let us know asap cheers NAME lovely to talk to you yesterday have a fab birthday tomorrow take care NAME SMILEY WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE Re NAME ok provided it is nt a fish b baked beans or c NAME From NAME NAME To CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject Re NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Count me in NAME CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME NAME NUM helps ELIMINATE EMAIL VIRUSES Get NUM months FREE Re NAME Count me in NAME CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME Re NAME NAME tough decision Maybe I ll do both Though I guess that s very naughty Yes please I d love to come to dinner and can always sneak out of choir a bit early if necessary I ll ask NAME to give me a call when they arrive and I ll walk up NAME Love NAME xxx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Yes that made sense NAME has just reminded me that you have just reminded him that he might get here later than planned so dinner will now be just after NUM NAME Do you want some or will you have eaten before Oh and of course you re very welcome to come over after choir if you decide not to eat with us NAME that made sense too NAME Re NAME NAME NAME has a place at NAME NAME and NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price I m a happy yearold See you both soon NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME boy just to let you know in NAME NAME has nt already she can come NAME its ok to fit her in with NAME castle Obviously if nothing can be done please let us know asap cheers NAME lovely to talk to you yesterday have a fab birthday tomorrow take care NAME SMILEY WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE Re NAME CHAR are good cooks discuss WELL I DO NT KNOW AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK MY MIND IS NAME WITH THE BOREDOM NAME XX Hi NAME It wo nt be baked beans I do nt like them Nor will it be fish we are having a fortnight of poverty I ll try and make sure it is nt poisonous Oh NAME emailed me to ask what time you re getting in to NAME station Could you let me know please Thanks Very much looking forward to seeing you NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National NAME NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates Group Companies and the Group Companies their directors officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness This email and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee CHAR only The content may also contain legal professional or other privileged information If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately and then delete the email and any attachments You should not disclose copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission You may report the matter by calling us on NUM NUM NUM NUM Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses An email reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices Re NAME CHAR are good cooks discuss NAME what time is NAME gettin into NAME I ve installed NAME now NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Excellent I look forward to seeing you there sometime I do nt know when NAME is getting into NAME yet but if she gets the train I suggested then it will be However I will let you know for definite as soon as I do And you ve all decided to come for dinner including NAME excellent NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME what time is NAME gettin into NAME I ve installed NAME now NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Sorry forgot the possible time Possible time was NUM NAME Will let you know NAME Re NAME update NAME with me NAME anf NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about NUM pm on Friday if you re coming I ve heard yes from everyone except NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME update Excuse me but I just sent you an email saying I d like to come before I got this email infact NAME glad you re coming thanks for the bag I really really like it wore it on my bike yesterday NAME hope you got your bike fixed NAME NAME for taking us on Friday you are brilliant NAME you re nearly NUM NUM you re SO YOUNG Your birthday has made me think about buying antiwrinkle cream but I ve decided that even I m not that old yet I m Getting really excited about Friday and it s only Tuesday But I m going to town this afternoon as a treat to myself which is quite exciting too love NAME On NAME NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about NUM pm on Friday if you re coming I ve heard yes from everyone except NAME NAME Re NAME forgot the possible time Cool thanks NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Possible time was NUM NAME Will let you know NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME update NAME Excuse me but there must be a temporal delay between NAME and NAME I assure you I did not receive your email until after I d sent mine okay so NUM second after but nevermind Glad you re dining with us I happen to think NUM NUM is very old and can hardly believe I am this age I guess that does nt do much for your self esteem though See you on Friday NAME N NAME wrote Excuse me but I just sent you an email saying I d like to come before I got this email infact NAME glad you re coming thanks for the bag I really really like it wore it on my bike yesterday NAME hope you got your bike fixed NAME NAME for taking us on Friday you are brilliant NAME you re nearly NUM NUM you re SO YOUNG Your birthday has made me think about buying antiwrinkle cream but I ve decided that even I m not that old yet I m Getting really excited about Friday and it s only Tuesday But I m going to town this afternoon as a treat to myself which is quite exciting too love NAME On NAME NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about NUM pm on Friday if you re coming I ve heard yes from everyone except NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Have just been emailing NAME and he s having dinner at NAME CHAR on Friday evening at NUM pm after his long drive up from the south Would you like to come too Hope you have a good week NAME Re NAME Hi NAME NAME I d love to Are you sure that s ok Do you want me to bring anything Oh no I ve just realised it s one of the last choirs before the concert arghh NAME I think I ll have to say no but is it ok if I turn up the moment choir finishes Probably about NUM NUM not for dinner just to see NAME and you guys I hope this email has made sense the NAME thought process in action Love from NAME xxx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Have just been emailing NAME and he s having dinner at NAME CHAR on Friday evening at NUM pm after his long drive up from the south Would you like to come too Hope you have a good week NAME Re NAME Hi NAME Yes that made sense NAME has just reminded me that you have just reminded him that he might get here later than planned so dinner will now be just after NUM NAME Do you want some or will you have eaten before Oh and of course you re very welcome to come over after choir if you decide not to eat with us NAME that made sense too NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME I d love to Are you sure that s ok Do you want me to bring anything Oh no I ve just realised it s one of the last choirs before the concert arghh NAME I think I ll have to say no but is it ok if I turn up the moment choir finishes Probably about NUM NUM not for dinner just to see NAME and you guys I hope this email has made sense the NAME thought process in action Love from NAME xxx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Have just been emailing NAME and he s having dinner at NAME CHAR on Friday evening at NUM pm after his long drive up from the south Would you like to come too Hope you have a good week NAME NAME Hi NAME Just to check that you re sure you do nt mind taking people to NAME Castle on Friday in your car This would mean you could nt drink much alcohol Let me know Hope you have a good day NAME Re OR DO NT BOTHER NAME NUM at NAME barring delays which there might well be NAME text NAME with delays xx Hi NAME Trillian will allow you to access MSn NAME NAME and a few others You can delete it at any time It s a small folder and it s all self contained so there s only NUM thing to delete NAME to see you there NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER IF I DO THIS WILL I BE ABLE TO ERASE IT WHEN I LEAVE WILL IT ALLOW ME TOUSE MESSENGER OR JUST NAME AND WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK Oh dear Caps lock is okay I thought I had said something wrong for a moment If you re bored try trillian WEBSITE It allows you to use NAME and NAME ITS has nt blocked it so I use it here See you NAME NAME NAME wrote WELL I DO NT KNOW AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK MY MIND IS NAME WITH THE BOREDOM NAME XX Hi NAME It wo nt be baked beans I do nt like them Nor will it be fish we are having a fortnight of poverty I ll try and make sure it is nt poisonous Oh NAME emailed me to ask what time you re getting in to NAME station Could you let me know please Thanks Very much looking forward to seeing you NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National NAME NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates Group Companies and the Group Companies their directors officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness This email and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee CHAR only The content may also contain legal professional or other privileged information If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately and then delete the email and any attachments You should not disclose copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission You may report the matter by calling us on NUM NUM NUM NUM Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses An email reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational 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address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices Unless expressly stated to the contrary the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National NAME NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates Group Companies and the Group Companies their directors officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness This email and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee CHAR only The content may also contain legal professional or other privileged information If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately and then delete the email and any attachments You should not disclose copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission You may report the matter by calling us on NUM NUM NUM NUM Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses An email reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices NAME Hi NAME Yes I was right NAME s train is due in to NAME at NUM NAME She will text you if it is delayed NAME Re NAME NAME Fire alarm And I thought you were such a nice guy though I should have guessed from the tales I ve heard of your nd year I ll get there as soon as I can is there anything you need me to bring And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Are you having a good day I hope it s really fun Lots of love NAME xxx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Excellent choice We had to make it a bit earlier because some of my flat are going out so I m afraid it ll be just after NUM NAME now but I ll try and delay it we could have a fire alarm or something NAME Re NAME Hi NAME I was nt being at all serious about a fire alarm Also I did not turn your milk pink and am most aggrieved you suspected me SMILEY Have a nice day and you do nt need to bring anything on Friday NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Fire alarm And I thought you were such a nice guy though I should have guessed from the tales I ve heard of your nd year I ll get there as soon as I can is there anything you need me to bring And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Are you having a good day I hope it s really fun Lots of love NAME xxx Re NAME Hi NAME NAME s NAME email address is EMAIL I am about to send out details of Saturday evening Cost was specified in the initial email invitation ie pound NUM each Thanks for the email Hope you re having a good day NAME NAME Thanks for remembering my birthday was yesterday and not Saturday like a lot of people seem to think I appreciated it very much NAME NAME wrote NAME I ca nt remember NAME CHAR s NAME email address Please can you check that she will be able to have NAME stay in her room on sat night If she ca nt as she may have several other females filling up the floor space please email oh better still text NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodationwise cheers Hope you are having a funfilled I guess it s more like workfilled but hey not long till the weekend birthday Oh and NUM final request for the moment Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost plans for the evening All I am aware of is NAME NAME NAME til late How much do we all need to pay and what is involved I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know maybe you have already and I did nt get the email as I m in the dark quite exciting but my finances are pleading for information as is my curiosity Really looking forward to the whole event HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU bye for now NAME SMILEY From CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME has a place at NAME NAME and NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price I m a happy yearold See you both soon NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME boy just to let you know in NAME NAME has nt already she can come NAME its ok to fit her in with NAME castle Obviously if nothing can be done please let us know asap cheers NAME lovely to talk to you yesterday have a fab birthday tomorrow take care NAME SMILEY WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE Help STOP NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I ca nt remember NAME CHAR s NAME email address Please can you check that she will be able to have NAME stay in her room on sat night If she ca nt as she may have several other females filling up the floor space please email oh better still text NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodationwise cheers Hope you are having a funfilled I guess it s more like workfilled but hey not long till the weekend birthday Oh and NUM final request for the moment Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost plans for the evening All I am aware of is NAME NAME NAME til late How much do we all need to pay and what is involved I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know maybe you have already and I did nt get the email as I m in the dark quite exciting but my finances are pleading for information as is my curiosity Really looking forward to the whole event HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU bye for now NAME SMILEY From CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME has a place at NAME NAME and NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price I m a happy yearold See you both soon NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME boy just to let you know in NAME NAME has nt already she can come NAME its ok to fit her in with NAME castle Obviously if nothing can be done please let us know asap cheers NAME lovely to talk to you yesterday have a fab birthday tomorrow take care NAME SMILEY WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE Help STOP NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE Arrangements for Saturday evening Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re NAME That s great thanks NAME oh and as if I would forget it was your birthday yesterday As you said my memory is very good SMILEY Oh by the way if NAME did nt text you a happy birthday yesterday well he meant to I am not sure if he got round to it but it was certainly an intention of his and if you re counting he was another who was aware your birthday was yesterday ok I told him SMILEY I apoke to NAME last night and she said she d forgotten and called you NAME typical NAME SMILEY NAME will email NAME now have a good day and looking forward to the email with details of the weekend I am SO excited Bye for now NAME SMILEY From CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME NAME s NAME email address is EMAIL I am about to send out details of Saturday evening Cost was specified in the initial email invitation ie pound NUM each Thanks for the email Hope you re having a good day NAME NAME Thanks for remembering my birthday was yesterday and not Saturday like a lot of people seem to think I appreciated it very much NAME NAME wrote NAME I ca nt remember NAME CHAR s NAME email address Please can you check that she will be able to have NAME stay in her room on sat night If she ca nt as she may have several other females filling up the floor space please email oh better still text NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodationwise cheers Hope you are having a funfilled I guess it s more like workfilled but hey not long till the weekend birthday Oh and NUM final request for the moment Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost plans for the evening All I am aware of is NAME NAME NAME til late How much do we all need to pay and what is involved I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know maybe you have already and I did nt get the email as I m in the dark quite exciting but my finances are pleading for information as is my curiosity Really looking forward to the whole event HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU bye for now NAME SMILEY From CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME has a place at NAME NAME and NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price I m a happy yearold See you both soon NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME boy just to let you know in NAME NAME has nt already she can come NAME its ok to fit her in with NAME castle Obviously if nothing can be done please let us know asap cheers NAME lovely to talk to you yesterday have a fab birthday tomorrow take care NAME SMILEY WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE Help STOP NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE The new NAME NUM advanced junk mail protection and NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR Re Arrangements for Saturday evening NUM in NUM cars CHAR Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening what NAME means by things that NAME will suggest is games I can see NAME s face dropping Do nt worry NAME only NUM or NUM Does anyone have any suggestions Not Risk NAME and not board games we COULD do taboo I can see NAME and NAME s faces dropping now and maybe one other see y all soon NAME GLAD YOU ARE COMING NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME wrote NUM in NUM cars CHAR Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening NAME you make it out like CHAR and I are loners going all by ourselves It s very simple NUM cars of NUM and NUM car of NUM If I do nt hear otherwise I will order a taxi on the saturday for saturday to arrive at NAME at pm NAME and I will walk up there and that way we can have for example NUM car from college with NUM in it NUM cars from margarets with NUM NUM NUM Not too complicated and then hopefully I wo nt look too gay not driving If people really want me to drive I will but I would rather not Sorry if everyone s making this all complicated it really should nt be I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening NAME et all Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier cheaper for me etc So NAME and I will boogie on up to NAME Saturday evening and then NUM car of NUM can leave from college NUM cars of NUM NUM NUM can leave from NAME I think that maths is correct Anyhows that should be sorted now Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games I ve already let her know that we should play some of the games I ve learnt down here at NAME but I do nt think they re appropriate Anyhows see you sat if not before I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening NAME as you can see I am happy driving now cheers I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Hi NAME No no I m quite happy with you getting a taxi It would be a shame if you could nt drink And if I had a car then I would nt want to drive it if it meant no alcohol either NAME s not really all that keen on alcohol anyway and NAME is on painkillers so that s why they re driving Basically it s up to you but if you get a taxi as long as NUM or NUM others share the it then the car situation should be fine Hope you have a good week and looking forward to seeing you on Saturday NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME you make it out like CHAR and I are loners going all by ourselves It s very simple NUM cars of NUM and NUM car of NUM If I do nt hear otherwise I will order a taxi on the saturday for saturday to arrive at NAME at pm NAME and I will walk up there and that way we can have for example NUM car from college with NUM in it NUM cars from margarets with NUM NUM NUM Not too complicated and then hopefully I wo nt look too gay not driving If people really want me to drive I will but I would rather not Sorry if everyone s making this all complicated it really should nt be I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening What s that NAME NAME NAME wrote Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR NAME Dear all Do nt worry about transport arrangements for Saturday TRUST ME Everything is under control NAME Re Arrangements for Saturday evening hello looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend some of you lateish tomorrow evening NAME s Bar be there Re NAME I m perfectly happy with whatever party games bridge SMILEY I can just see NAME s face NAME sleeping with NAME I m concerned no worried seriously See you all soon love NAME x From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME et all Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier cheaper for me etc So NAME and I will boogie on up to NAME Saturday evening and then NUM car of NUM can leave from college NUM cars of NUM NUM NUM can leave from NAME I think that maths is correct Anyhows that should be sorted now Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games I ve already let her know that we should play some of the games I ve learnt down here at NAME but I do nt think they re appropriate Anyhows see you sat if not before I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re NAME I m sorry Our suspected person was lying through his teeth a certain Mr NAME NAME so we were suspecting anyone who knew about the prank in former years though I did desuspect you very quickly The pink milk is grotesque and I ca nt get over the fact that it should taste of strawberry I ll see you Friday Love NAME xxx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME I was nt being at all serious about a fire alarm Also I did not turn your milk pink and am most aggrieved you suspected me SMILEY Have a nice day and you do nt need to bring anything on Friday NAME Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Come now NAME you re not fooling anyone with that innocent facade We all know you re well acquainted with desire CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote What s that NAME NAME NAME wrote Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Not wildly SMILEY CHAR Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR Re NAME Hi NAME I do nt actually drink alcohol so its definitely not a problem to me Sorry I did nt reply sooner but I ve been at home for a funeral Will pick the girlies up at NUM at college See you soon NAME xx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Just to check that you re sure you do nt mind taking people to NAME Castle on Friday in your car This would mean you could nt drink much alcohol Let me know Hope you have a good day NAME Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Most unfortunately I do nt think bridge is a party game Oh well NAME NAME NAME wrote hello looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend some of you lateish tomorrow evening NAME s Bar be there Re NAME I m perfectly happy with whatever party games bridge SMILEY I can just see NAME s face NAME sleeping with NAME I m concerned no worried seriously See you all soon love NAME x From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME et all Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier cheaper for me etc So NAME and I will boogie on up to NAME Saturday evening and then NUM car of NUM can leave from college NUM cars of NUM NUM NUM can leave from NAME I think that maths is correct Anyhows that should be sorted now Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games I ve already let her know that we should play some of the games I ve learnt down here at NAME but I do nt think they re appropriate Anyhows see you sat if not before I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Oh yes it is it s a game for refined social gatherings like ours in a castle SMILEY I m getting really excited I finish work in just over NUM hours and then am heading Northwards yay hope you have a good day and see you tomorrow NAME SMILEY PS for your information I do nt like party games very much so lets not get too carried away with them Please do nt go making any plans which will force me to partake if I do nt want to NAME NAME boy SMILEY From CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Most unfortunately I do nt think bridge is a party game Oh well NAME NAME NAME wrote hello looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend some of you lateish tomorrow evening NAME s Bar be there Re NAME I m perfectly happy with whatever party games bridge SMILEY I can just see NAME s face NAME sleeping with NAME I m concerned no worried seriously See you all soon love NAME x From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME et all Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier cheaper for me etc So NAME and I will boogie on up to NAME Saturday evening and then NUM car of NUM can leave from college NUM cars of NUM NUM NUM can leave from NAME I think that maths is correct Anyhows that should be sorted now Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games I ve already let her know that we should play some of the games I ve learnt down here at NAME but I do nt think they re appropriate Anyhows see you sat if not before I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Dear NAME I am not organising any games NAME is It is all her responsibility Oh I m too excited to revise this afternoon Have just had lunch in college and am heading back to NAME s now NAME you have a good day and see you tomorrow NAME how did you guess I would nt be going down the bar this evening No NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME are having dinner with us all at NAME CHAR from about NUM NUM would have invited you and NAME but we ca nt make it any later sorry SMILEY and hope you do nt mind Have a nice day NAME pesky me agan NAME hate to be a pest but I have just remembered that NAME said banoffi pie is on the menu I really do nt like it is there any chance we get to choose something else chocolate cake or NAME for example SMILEY on the night or is it a set menu should have mentioned this earlier but as I just remembered I thought I d mention it as it s an expensive meal and I want to be able to eat all I ve paid for SMILEY do nt worry if we ca nt do anything now take care NAME and see you and lovely NAME soon CHAR SMILEY STOP MORE NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re pesky me again Hi NAME Sorry but it is a set menu and ca nt be changed It would cost much much more if everyone got to choose whatever they wanted to eat If you like you can pay me NUM or NUM pounds less NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME hate to be a pest but I have just remembered that NAME said banoffi pie is on the menu I really do nt like it is there any chance we get to choose something else chocolate cake or NAME for example SMILEY on the night or is it a set menu should have mentioned this earlier but as I just remembered I thought I d mention it as it s an expensive meal and I want to be able to eat all I ve paid for SMILEY do nt worry if we ca nt do anything now take care NAME and see you and lovely NAME soon R SMILEY STOP MORE NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE a reply to a reply this could get complicated Hi NAME hey NAME how s it going Yes sadly Please never start emails to me like that again I thought someone had died or was in hospital or something Seriously if you re being serious and I can never tell I m sorry this is another generalised email to clog your inbox and generally annoy you by not being personalised in any way Would I be being very sad to admit that it s actually the first email I ve received since leaving NAME I thought so no it s the first I ve recieved and that s only because I m accidentally on my own mailing list and incidentally do NAME and NAME never check their email for all the comp boffs that they are the sight of talking chickens amused me NAME That s a healthy sign Now tell me what do you think of singing sheep NAME We ll get along like a house on fire next year hmmm housefire usually damaged clothes not convinced I m sorry I do nt have anything more interesting to say So am NAME err I am again Hopefully something disastrous will happen in the next few weeks so you wo nt all have to read these dull emails Thanks for the quote I hope you re all well to those of you lucky enough to be jaunting off to foreign places send me a postcard Yes I m well Just a little bored Yes I ll send a postcard So do you like chicken As a food I mean I see NAME Me too Yes well most people say that do nt they NAME This is a great conversation I agree with everything you say NAME may it continue You may be interested but probably wo nt be to know that I am practising cooking for the flat No disasters yet as such Now would you like me to paint your room bright pink with green dots or black with blue and white interlacing octagons when I m down at the flat in a few weeks time I thought so See you I have run out of words to write down as I ve just written NUM in an email to someone else NAME in hmmm the interlacing octagons sound interesting have fun and then I ll have fun slowly torturing you to death if you ve messed up my room in any way at all you see I want it plain white so that the mess shows up nice and clearly against the walls just kidding glad to hear about the cooking now there s NUM of us who can cook do nt trust NAME and NAME s cooking do nt trust NAME s methods of cooking tend to be of the what s this how interesting I ll put that in then variety have signed up with several job agencies in desperate search of work the grimace that they all give when I reply I m studying english lit does not give me confidence for postuni time and reinforces the message behind that joke what do you say to an arts graduate big NAME and fries please my sister NAME toria is moping about the house after her a levels saying I ll never get to NAME with the amount of revision I ve done unfortunately this is probably true and she ll end up at NAME s her nd choice NAME woe woe thrice woe but smile because NAME loves you until we email again au revoir love NAME ps thanks again for doing those photos for me I REALLY appreciate it Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE a reply to a reply this could get complicated NAME NAME you are well and that kids camp is going went well I am quite surprisingly unbored despite the fact that I still have no job and NAME of my best friends have gone away for the rest of the summer I seem to have a lot to do and even though I ve given my name to countless places I do feel like I ve been a bit of a job prostitute NUM wants me Everywhere else in the country seems to want employees why does nt NAME I am becoming increasingly desperate I have lost lots of weight since I got to NAME one of the first things my Dad always says to me is Have nt you lost weight We are a bit obsessed in this house my Mum is stick thin and does lots of exercise my sister disappears behind lampposts my Dad wants to lose weight thats what my Mum tells him anyway and then there s me So anyway I felt that I d lost enough to wear a bikini so little NAME and I went bikini shopping I have a pale blue thing it is not worth NUM quid for that little material and I think I ll take it back anyway because when will I EVER EVER wear a bikini in NAME It s not exactly NAME is it So that s my bikini story sorry you re probably either embarrassed disgusted or bored but I have very little else to tell you due to the dullness of NAME and the fact that being boring is genetic you should meet my parents kidding We had the church youth group over for a NAME on Sunday they are a noisy rowdy lot and I escaped to my room with a book I am going into NAME tomorrow to get some sandals from NAME even though I ca nt afford them I am a bit depressed because it looks like I ll have to get a proper loan next year so I am very antiLabour at the moment I am actually seriously thinking about going to see my NAME to protest about tution fees and to give me something to do He would be glad to see me I m sure It would make a nice change from all those old ladies moaning about water rates anyway not that water rates are nt important at all My sister s th is soon and she is having a murder mystery party on Saturday I am novelist and I get to wear a blonde wig I have always wanted to be blonde to give me an excuse for behaving the way I do you know What can I give her for her present given my present cash flow situation and lack of imagination I sat out in the sun today and got a bit sunburnt I must go and apply moisturiser Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE blonde young men with a penchant for bleach From EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Blonde old ladies with water rates NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Yes I m well I ve just returned from my camp It was fantastic although I am absolutely totally exhausted I only got NUM hours of sleep per night for the week Sleeping in a dormitory with NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic tenyear old kids has many disadvantages However I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left By the way have you ever seen a video series called NAME NAME We watched it a lot at camp I was in NAME NAME yesterday not to see the golf but to get a kettle and it was totally packed because of the Open yes heard of veggie tales nearly as entertaining as NAME potter just read the latest installment glad you had a good time at camp So that s my bikini story sorry you re probably either embarrassed disgusted or bored Yes sorry My sister disappears behind lampposts How curious A trick I ve always wanted to master I have always wanted to be blonde So have NAME When my hair is exposed to sunlight it becomes slightly more blonde that explains so much CHAR NAME if only you knew Well I m going down to NAME on Wednesday to see the flat buy textbooks shop check email visit some banks etc So I shall email and tell you how many holes there are in your bedroom wall how many stains on the carpet how many scratches on the coffee table etc on Wednesday evening hmmm by the way parents have said that they ll buy us lots and lots of dried stuff ithink they mean like spices and stuff which is not as helpful as plates but is still quite nice I guess we really should have divided stuff up before we left but hey I am a bit depressed seriously thinking about going to see my NAME old ladies moaning about water rates get to wear a blonde wig I must go and apply moisturiser Quite I could nt agree more Have you ever heard of NAME Just wondering unfortunately yes Anyway I m getting forms and the like filled in as I am leaving for a NUM week holiday in NAME on Saturday I am looking forward to it all except the heat the flight and the language difficulties I only speak Scottish and English Oh well It will be an experience I am sure O my word how jealous am I you lucky thing the furthest I ve been this holiday is NAME to visit my great aunt hmm See you NAME NAME NAME IS NAME to us Scots NAME I do not know what you could give your sister for her birthday Perhaps a thanks thanks a lot Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re NAME CHAR dear NAME there is no audible anto she is my other being and does not talk she answers to nothing but NAME or NAME hope switz was good and that you brought me back loads of choc love NAME xx I have a job it is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher ps I know all about NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me From EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME CHAR NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Do you mind being called NAME It s just there s NAME NAME NAME and NAME is there an NAME Anyway as I said I went down to see the flat yesterday I had a great day and saw NAME too I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint The rest of the flat is optional We have acquired do nt ask me how an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory There were no letters for you in the post box Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation If it s what I think it is then your room smells of smoke No I have nt been careless with those matches House fire usually damaged clothes etc It s cigarette smoke Most of the curtains do nt match In the living area there are NUM darkish blue twoseater settees The fridge has a minor defect We have a telephone socket It s in the hall and there is a telephone extremely old disgusting dirty unhygienic will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type but the line is not connected The little intercom system with the front door is fun NAME and I played around with it for a while We need air freshener musty smell in most areas No bed linen duvets pillows etc are provided There are no headboards on the beds which are thick metal and extremely ugly I ll be bringing a valance The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off At least it s not an elephant trumpeting this year The windows are quite nice There is a cool little spy hole in the flat door NAME and I played with that too The flat address is NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME DS The electricity works by a meter There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money There is pound NUM left in our meter Most flats use pound NUM per week so we re rather lucky We also went to College in search of NAME s shirts Outside his room is basically a builder s yard The floors are up etc Unfortunately we could nt find the shirts but they may be in a lockup so do nt give up hope yet I also went to the NAME bank and enquired about flat accounts NAME We shall need to discuss that nearer the time Basically we need NUM other person to operate it Anyway I m off on holiday early Saturday morning Email silence for nearly NUM weeks how awful Hope your are having some luck finding a job Hope your family is well Will hear from you soon hopefully NAME NAME NAME what do you know about NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Your disreputable occupation dear NAME comp not really working will reply longer when it is sorry love NAME thanks for pc very nice glad to hear your views on NAME NAME From EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Your disreputable occupation Date Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME I have a job It is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher My goodness You re working behind a bar How disreputable How could you I d rather be a teacher but not in NAME considering the exam mess Actually not in NAME either considering the pupils Well my holiday was great I sent you a postcard The chocolate Well lets just say I do nt like chocolate NAME horror he does nt deserve to live Actually I brought back the knowledge of how to make a French chocolate cake Is nt that enough I have also acquired some French and Swiss recipes with a prolific use of garlic in them I know all about NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me Are you bluffing I read this in NAME airport and became very worried very quickly If you really do know about NAME then you must inevitably consider yourself one of the glorious elect If not then you must feel very insecure and be trying to cover up your lack of knowledge by ridicule and blasphemy We shall find out We have the ways We is me by the way NAME this is a short email but I m developing my holiday photos NAME will inevitably follow as I have nt found a job yet sort of Best wishes NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Answers to your questions I admire your leadership skills is the point iw as making I am glad to be wrong about the electricity I will ask my mother what she will bu us from the list love NAME From EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Answers to your questions NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME In response to your email If you and NAME arrive on Monday the th you will be arriving roughly the same day as NAME Personal keys are obtained from the NAME NAME NAME I have the post key at the minute but it will be hanging in the flat eventually Telephone bills are itemised It will be a small feat to divide them up fairly The line rental can be divided directly by NUM though does that sound okay I agree with not too much rice pound NUM per month for electricity Where on earth did you read that I might have made a typing error but I ca nt find any records of it Electricity is pound NUM per month Much more reasonable Glad to hear you love dettol I do too Please make your views known to the collective was for NAME and NAME s benefit it s from NAME NAME NAME We guys are not weightobsessed the weighing scales were cooking weighing scales for baking cakes etc NAME and I need this The addition of every piece of punctuation was only vaguely amusing What I did nt add up punctuation If you re talking about the word count then that was merely factual It was not intended to be amusing I am not rapidly emerging as leader in chief I am merely trying to be helpfully organising If it is not working then please inform me and I shall be quiet The coordinates were a joke but thanks for praying for us Best wishes NAME If at first you do nt succeed skydiving is not for you NAME If you want to buy bring things which would be great then choose what you wish from this list NAME set of bowls NAME dishes Cushions for living area NAME peeler NAME NAME NAME including a large one for the living area NAME Set of saucepans NAME NAME Water set glasses etc Cooking Weighing Scales Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE I Reply Hi NAME Yes sadly Please never start emails to me like that again I thought someone had died or was in hospital or something Seriously this is another generalised email to clog your inbox and generally annoy you by not being personalised in any way Would I be being very sad to admit that it s actually the first email I ve received since leaving NAME I thought so the sight of talking chickens amused me NAME That s a healthy sign Now tell me what do you think of singing sheep NAME We ll get along like a house on fire next year I m sorry I do nt have anything more interesting to say So am NAME Hopefully something disastrous will happen in the next few weeks so you wo nt all have to read these dull emails Thanks for the quote I hope you re all well to those of you lucky enough to be jaunting off to foreign places send me a postcard Yes I m well Just a little bored Yes I ll send a postcard So do you like chicken As a food I mean I see NAME Me too Yes well most people say that do nt they NAME This is a great conversation I agree with everything you say NAME may it continue You may be interested but probably wo nt be to know that I am practising cooking for the flat No disasters yet as such Now would you like me to paint your room bright pink with green dots or black with blue and white interlacing octagons when I m down at the flat in a few weeks time I thought so See you I have run out of words to write down as I ve just written NUM in an email to someone else NAME in A reply to the power of NUM Hi NAME In connection with the subject field are nt numbers SO much easier than words What you disagree How curious Anyway with regards to the question of whether or not NAME and NAME check their email I do not know about NAME CHAR I mailed him NUM days ago and have not yet received a reply WAIT I VE JUST NAME NUM DATED NUM NUM NUM NUM PM However NAME s email address NAME etc is actually his Dad s so the question is whether his Dad actually checks his email and what does he find Hmmm NAME fire usually damaged clothes Not convinced Clothes What about damaged skin Damaged computer disks Come to think of it damaged domestos You really need to straighten out your priorities Do nt trust NAME s methods of cooking they tend to be of the What s this How interesting I ll put that in then variety That made me laugh a lot Thank you I m being serious I have nt got a job either although I m not looking yet However my mum is so there is always hope she ll end up at NAME s her nd choice NAME Woe woe thrice woe I do not understand Do you not wish to see your sibling safely established in NAME s Thanks again for doing those photos for me That s quite alright I enjoyed it I could nt stop laughing when I was developing the one of you and NAME You know the one where you look about NUM years old It is classically amusing So much so that I took the liberty of enlarging a copy of it for myself Well this morning I ve been filling holes in wood with wood filler while listening to Shine NAME NAME A lovely monotonous job This afternoon I m going on a trip to a garden centre after which I shall return to prepare dinner I intend to do something with chicken this evening for the meal It is now this evening The something with chicken was a success I am going to be a leader at an Scripture NAME camp in a weeks time This morning I discovered that someone from NAME s is going on the very same camp Not only that but she was in my bible study group last year NAME The weather here is abysmal rain at NUM degrees NUM degrees and NUM degrees That s the inclination of the droplets not the temperature Writing of temperature I m noticing how chilly it is up here compared to NAME Totally out of the blue do nt you think NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is simply delirious I m listening to it at this moment in time NAME and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water Well since I ve started talking of water again I shall stop It is my selfregulating signal that I have nothing of any further interest to say So adieu until we email again NAME NAME is NAME PS You never told me what you thought of the singing sheep I really would value your opinions for my customer survey aimed to correlate the market value of my singing sheep business to a similar one concerned with ducks NAME Blonde old ladies with water rates Hi NAME Yes I m well I ve just returned from my camp It was fantastic although I am absolutely totally exhausted I only got NUM hours of sleep per night for the week Sleeping in a dormitory with NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic tenyear old kids has many disadvantages However I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left By the way have you ever seen a video series called NAME NAME We watched it a lot at camp I was in NAME NAME yesterday not to see the golf but to get a kettle and it was totally packed because of the Open So that s my bikini story sorry you re probably either embarrassed disgusted or bored Yes My sister disappears behind lampposts How curious A trick I ve always wanted to master I have always wanted to be blonde So have NAME When my hair is exposed to sunlight it becomes slightly more blonde Well I m going down to NAME on Wednesday to see the flat buy textbooks shop check email visit some banks etc So I shall email and tell you how many holes there are in your bedroom wall how many stains on the carpet how many scratches on the coffee table etc on Wednesday evening I am a bit depressed seriously thinking about going to see my NAME old ladies moaning about water rates get to wear a blonde wig I must go and apply moisturiser Quite I could nt agree more Have you ever heard of NAME Just wondering Anyway I m getting forms and the like filled in as I am leaving for a NUM week holiday in NAME on Saturday I am looking forward to it all except the heat the flight and the language difficulties I only speak Scottish and English Oh well It will be an experience I am sure See you NAME NAME NAME IS NAME to us Scots NAME I do not know what you could give your sister for her birthday Perhaps a NAME CHAR Hi NAME Do you mind being called NAME It s just there s NAME NAME NAME and NAME is there an NAME Anyway as I said I went down to see the flat yesterday I had a great day and saw NAME too I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint The rest of the flat is optional We have acquired do nt ask me how an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory There were no letters for you in the post box Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation If it s what I think it is then your room smells of smoke No I have nt been careless with those matches House fire usually damaged clothes etc It s cigarette smoke Most of the curtains do nt match In the living area there are NUM darkish blue twoseater settees The fridge has a minor defect We have a telephone socket It s in the hall and there is a telephone extremely old disgusting dirty unhygienic will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type but the line is not connected The little intercom system with the front door is fun NAME and I played around with it for a while We need air freshener musty smell in most areas No bed linen duvets pillows etc are provided There are no headboards on the beds which are thick metal and extremely ugly I ll be bringing a valance The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off At least it s not an elephant trumpeting this year The windows are quite nice There is a cool little spy hole in the flat door NAME and I played with that too The flat address is NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM The electricity works by a meter There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money There is pound NUM left in our meter Most flats use pound NUM per week so we re rather lucky We also went to College in search of NAME s shirts Outside his room is basically a builder s yard The floors are up etc Unfortunately we could nt find the shirts but they may be in a lockup so do nt give up hope yet I also went to the NatWest bank and enquired about flat accounts NAME We shall need to discuss that nearer the time Basically we need NUM other person to operate it Anyway I m off on holiday early Saturday morning Email silence for nearly NUM weeks how awful Hope your are having some luck finding a job Hope your family is well Will hear from you soon hopefully NAME NAME NAME what do you know about NAME Your disreputable occupation Hi NAME I have a job It is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher My goodness You re working behind a bar How disreputable How could you I d rather be a teacher but not in NAME considering the exam mess Actually not in NAME either considering the pupils Well my holiday was great I sent you a postcard The chocolate Well lets just say I do nt like chocolate NAME horror he does nt deserve to live Actually I brought back the knowledge of how to make a French chocolate cake Is nt that enough I have also acquired some French and Swiss recipes with a prolific use of garlic in them I know all about NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me Are you bluffing I read this in NAME airport and became very worried very quickly If you really do know about NAME then you must inevitably consider yourself one of the glorious elect If not then you must feel very insecure and be trying to cover up your lack of knowledge by ridicule and blasphemy We shall find out We have the ways We is me by the way NAME this is a short email but I m developing my holiday photos NAME will inevitably follow as I have nt found a job yet sort of Best wishes NAME Answers to your questions Hi NAME In response to your email If you and NAME arrive on Monday the th you will be arriving roughly the same day as NAME Personal keys are obtained from the NAME NAME NAME I have the post key at the minute but it will be hanging in the flat eventually Telephone bills are itemised It will be a small feat to divide them up fairly The line rental can be divided directly by NUM though does that sound okay I agree with not too much rice pound NUM per month for electricity Where on earth did you read that I might have made a typing error but I ca nt find any records of it Electricity is pound NUM per month Much more reasonable Glad to hear you love dettol I do too Please make your views known to the collective was for NAME and NAME s benefit it s from NAME NAME NAME We guys are not weightobsessed the weighing scales were cooking weighing scales for baking cakes etc NAME and I need this The addition of every piece of punctuation was only vaguely amusing What I did nt add up punctuation If you re talking about the word count then that was merely factual It was not intended to be amusing I am not rapidly emerging as leader in chief I am merely trying to be helpfully organising If it is not working then please inform me and I shall be quiet The coordinates were a joke but thanks for praying for us Best wishes NAME If at first you do nt succeed skydiving is not for you NAME If you want to buy bring things which would be great then choose what you wish from this list NAME set of bowls NAME dishes Cushions for living area NAME peeler NAME NAME NAME including a large one for the living area NAME Set of saucepans NAME NAME Water set glasses etc Cooking Weighing Scales NAME Dear NAME Hi It was great to see you and everyone else in NAME Now thanks for your email regarding money I agree that we ought to begin with pound NUM each in the account and take it from there Also yes I do want to get fat Unfortunately it never works Oh well some people would nt be complaining By the way would you mind sending me a copy of that list of items which you were hurriedly scribbling down at our flat meeting Also do you know when all the flat birthdays are Incidentally we never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life Perhaps we should Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME If not please tell me I am able to bring NUM pullcords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet I hope this is agreeable The current NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation And no before you ask I did nt check Oh I am looking forward to living in this flat Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book It s top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose s head was impossible I think it would look imposing Please write me an interesting reply Thanks NAME NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of NAME Inc I am a chemist Fwd Re no subject In the interests of food of course I willsend you your looks here is the definitive list NUM the I am soooo irritated I will constantly frown and grit my teeth in a menacing fashion do nt you dare come within NUM metres of me or I will rip your tongue out with my bare hands because the world is full of PEOPLE who ANNOY me Do I need any other excuse NUM the I will nod my head at you slowly and draw my eyebrows together sardonically and smile really patronisingly because I am so infinitely superior to you a lowly mortal bow to the goddess NUM the if you will put your hand on my forhead I guess I haev no chance but to move forward in a rather scray but very very funny manner while emitting noises like a cow in labour NUM the if you will come and interrupt me while I am reading pride and pred watching neighbours doing anything actually then you ca nt really expect me to come and help you with a good grace Or any grace at all not forgetting the loud sighs eye rolling and death stare Be afraid be very very afraid NUM the I know you re trying to have a serious argument with me but quite frankly you are so ludicrous that every time you say anything I just dissolve into hysterical giggles Oh I know how infuriated it makes you that s exactly why I do it person of limited intelligence NUM the I know you re trying to have a conversation with me but to be honest I m only standing here listening to you until someone more interesting comes along which is why I keep glancing over your shoulder adn making small noises which sound a lot like hmmm that s all folks love NAME xxxxxxxxxxx A reply to a postcard from NAME Dear NAME Hi I hope you re enjoying living in the flat I was just replying to a letter when I noticed the postcard you sent me from NAME Therefore here are some words connected with it NUM Who exactly did you address the postcard too It looks something like NAME for the Scottish Party What is the word which I cannot read It is driving me crazy NUM You remarked on the length of my address Well you have actually merged my last NUM addresses together hence the length My actual address is only NUM lines long not NUM NUM I have been left bitter and startled at the lack of gratitude from the natives at the civilisation of your country by ours NAME Your still alive and therefore fortunate NAME You ve got to be joking NUM I am at present on kiltwatch Yes that s why most English people go to NAME NUM I hope you have begun to sort the accounts out I am relying on you NAME NAME Why the truly Well as you already know yes I have NUM Now about this nonexistent television licence Do you think the TV licensing agency will mind us having a TV and no licence I do so hope they do nt fine us pound NUM or something as I have nt budgeted for that Have you Anyway NAME suggested I write to the TV licensing agency and inform them of our situation This I will do with all due haste and fervour Well I d better go and eat something The weather here is lovely clouds scudding across a light blue airy sky See you on Saturday at midday Bye NAME in o whatever really When you do nt know what to do walk fast and look worried for NAME Well well it s that time of year again when the hotmail accounts start once more NAME mine is the first NAME email you receive to your NAME account hope you all have a great Christmas hope that I keep to my promise that this is the only circular I will send Much love to you all for a jolly time this Christmas love NAME NAME email me I like it Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE Hi NAME Dear NAME Thank you so much for your little note It was really nice NAME I am not so intuitive as you may have assumed NAME told me you liked that kind of thing However I am glad I asked her advice as I have now found a shop in NAME that I really like unfortunately they do nt take switch At least I think I like it and I shall be going back there later this afternoon to search for Christmas presents to give to my family I do nt understand why you apologised for saying thanks for being so sweet I do nt mind I will email you a lot and I hope you do too However when I look over some of the emails I sent you last summer I can scarcely believe I actually sent them Anyway this is not a very amusing email NAME shall surely follow Also I have an idea for an interesting piece of photoart which I may well conjure up over the holidays It does not unless you want it to contain your picture but it may well be quite amusing for anyone who knows NAME Well I hope you re enjoying being at home and do nt miss NAME too much I know I probably will See you next term NAME NAME I have just watched Airplane It s absolutely ridiculous Yes some of it was extremely amusing hilarious infact Other parts were not as interesting However thanks awfully for leaving it for me to watch Re Hi NAME dearest sweetiepie I prefer to assume you are intutive there must be NUM member of the male species who is airplane is a good film there are more in that genre we will rent them next term my family liked the idea of my xmas presents and my dad found the whole timgivingusphotoshedtakenhimslef thing quite amusing my dada can relate to that bored watching lots of trashy tv what you up to do nt do anything I would nt do love NAME From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Hi NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME Thank you so much for your little note It was really nice NAME I am not so intuitive as you may have assumed NAME told me you liked that kind of thing However I am glad I asked her advice as I have now found a shop in NAME that I really like unfortunately they do nt take switch At least I think I like it and I shall be going back there later this afternoon to search for Christmas presents to give to my family I do nt understand why you apologised for saying thanks for being so sweet I do nt mind I will email you a lot and I hope you do too However when I look over some of the emails I sent you last summer I can scarcely believe I actually sent them Anyway this is not a very amusing email NAME shall surely follow Also I have an idea for an interesting piece of photoart which I may well conjure up over the holidays It does not unless you want it to contain your picture but it may well be quite amusing for anyone who knows NAME Well I hope you re enjoying being at home and do nt miss NAME too much I know I probably will See you next term NAME NAME I have just watched Airplane It s absolutely ridiculous Yes some of it was extremely amusing hilarious infact Other parts were not as interesting However thanks awfully for leaving it for me to watch Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE Re Hi yes do you want to chat in a chatroom that would be fun NAME xx From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Hi NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Are you still online NAME Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE the NAME reigns strong NAME We must arrange a time when both of us are free so that we can chat I wo nt ring you I do nt want to scare you or traumatise any of your family but it would be nice to talk to you I am free tomorrow at NAME if that s any help I start work at the NAME tomorrow at am This means that next term I shall require a lot of peace in the mornings so that I can catch up on lost sleep Be warned Of course I am human Of course you are a different species from me look at the differences in how our genders behave how can we be the same race NAME I too am watching a lot of trash TV It begins at NUM with Midday money on NAME where fantastically stupid people are rewarded for the ineptness What s NUM NUM Try si si NAME No have another go NUM That s close enough we ll give it to you Then there s Doctors at NUM fun with death and NAME accents watch it all the common patients have broad NAME NAME accents all the professional doctors are posh NAME is alive and well then a break till Neighbours and then da da da da daaaaaa NAME NAME the best programme on TV at present I am not paying NAME CHAR any money I hope that you enjoy skiing CHAR I wish I was coming I heard about the lavatory from the boys but not until after it had happened NAME in the milk will be a good one for next term whilst NAME was engaged in polite conversation with NAME NAME in POLITE conversation Do nt disappoint my NAME I like being called your NAME I am not going to plot to kill you Why would I make it that easy for you I m going to do something akin to Chinese water torture heh heh heh This is quite a long email I m going to go and phone NAME Till tomorrow at NUM Love NAME xx Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE the NAME reigns strong right NAME tomorrow I ll set up a chatroom on microsoft go into msn ithink actually you set up a chat room called NAME something something inventive with NAME in it and i ll find you but email me sixish if there are any problems I ll keep checking my inbox love NAME Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE the NAME reigns strong NAME have created a room called marshallbees try and find it if not email me NAME x Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE the NAME reigns strong guys go to msn then find a chatroom called marshallbees at pm it s changed from pm on sunday and we can all talk maybe do nt worry if not love NAME and NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Hi Hi NAME Are you still online NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME sorry I did nt receive your latest email until now I guess I missed chatting in a chatroom That s a shame as it would have been great fun Thanks for your email Very well I relent You may assume I am intuitive However I must point out that being male does not place me in a separate species from you You see I actually believe that you too are human Please return this courtesy Airplane is a good film there are more in that genre We will rent them next term My incredulity abounds NAME yes I agree that Airplane is a good film generally but are there really more of the same genre That seems slightly farfetched Anyway I would take great pleasure in renting similar videos next term May I say that I found the opening scene absolutely hilarious when the aeroplane was likened to a shark Fantastically funny What do you mean by saying that your family liked the idea of your Christmas presents Are you trying to tell me they thought it was a lovely idea we all sent presents to each other or am I getting a completely wrong idea my dad found the whole Timgivingusphotoshedtakenhimself thing quite amusing My dad can relate to that Yes It was extremely nice to receive those presents from NAME He is extremely clever economical Do nt you think I can see why your dad might find the idea amusing I rather think my family did too although they cannot relate to it Bored watching lots of trashy TV What you up to Do nt do anything I would nt do Yes I m a little bored too It is quite lonely being at home all day with nobody to talk too except oneself and the fridge The unpleasant idea of chemistry textbooks looming over the rest of the day is slightly depressing What on earth can you be watching on television I can find nothing of much interest save Friends on Friday evening and NAME NAME tomorrow Well I m trying to study as much as I can psychologically cope with but I m going to be working in my dad s bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week That should give me a welcome break from the hallowed halls of chemistry I m going to be spending the New Year up in the Scottish Highlands NAME and may possibly be going skiing Last time I skied I fell over I was about NUM I did nt much care for it and have never been back since I hope I do nt fall down this time as it would be infinitely more embarrassing Anyway I am also looking forward to going on the internet much more as we are changing our NAME to one which provides a totally free service Incidentally are you aware of the fact that we may quite well owe NAME CHAR pound NUM at the beginning of next term CHAR is quite disastrous really As you ought to have been aware I began defrosting our freezer the morning you left NAME Just kidding although watching ice melt is incredibly more exciting than the paint drying process Anyway back to the story Well I asked NAME downstairs if we could store our freezer contents in their freezer She said absolutely not promptly pulled out a revolver and shot me right between the eyes I m now dead No Really NAME you should nt believe such fantastically unrealistic tales Dear dear dear You re just so gullible Just kidding Anyway she said certainly we could so we did Now that was at about am and the freezer did nt finish defrosting until NAME Mainly because I never bothered to turn it off whilst leaving the door open and placing large bowls of hot water inside it When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food NAME had gone home So had NAME NAME I was deserted I was in dire straits so I Well I wonder what could I have feasibly done Most likely nothing but you may imagine something ridiculous if you like NAME suggested I promptly said Oh bother and tripped over my own feet I think that s a little harsh So NAME CHAR now has about NUM kilos of our frozen chips along with multiple loaves of bread The real trouble yes seriously is that NAME happened to mention the fee for storage in their freezer was pound NUM per hour This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking and even if she had turned out to be serious it would only have cost us about pound NUM However now that we are utilising her storage facilities over Christmas it would cost our flat pound NUM This would lower our flat bank account balance by about NUM not a healthy way to start the term The second little flat story which I shall tell you is probably one you have heard from NAME or someone else Just in case you have not I would like to make you aware of the fact that on Saturday morning NAME and NAME came to visit and whilst NAME was engaged in polite conversation with NAME NAME and CHAR and various parents NAME was redesigning our water closet It appeared from subsequent although not very close as NAME had just cleaned it WARNING NAME inspection that the entire visit had been a ruse the sole purpose of which was to maliciously blacken the reputation of our spotless toilet On reflection and long consultation with NAME and NAME we decided that they had facilitated the effects desired by themselves by pouring something akin to the nature and properties of food colouring down our lavatory This distressed and perplexed us greatly We are still distressed and perplexed greatly Sleepless nights have been our lot ever since Seriously I now expect you to be distressed and perplexed Greatly Do nt disappoint my NAME I m counting on your being perplexed In conclusion I would like to say that I m not really sure whether or not I ll do anything you would nt do In fact I can think of quite a few things I do which you would nt do and am not quite sure it would be advisable to refrain from doing them Now NAME I have just written you a long email I know you are a very busy person quote NUM m bored and I am extremely grateful that you should take the time to email me seriously seriously no sarcasm as I really enjoy reading them but could you try and write a slightly longer NUM next time If you d rather not or do nt have time then okay NAME I probably should nt have said that I m not being judgmental so please do nt plot to kill me See you NAME NAME I really liked your Scottish accent on the phone the other night It was most convincing Perhaps you can write in the language of the gods also Chat at ish Hi NAME NAME Well We shall discuss your email in marshallbees at NUM precisely I do nt usually use NAME to chat but then I do nt usually chat online only occasionally Anyway I shall try and find the chatroom Email me if you ca nt make it and need to change the time or something Well see you at NUM precisely Oh by the way Perhaps you would like to download Netscape NAME NAME Service sometime I ll give you the website address if you want to You see it enables you to chat directly ie a little box will appear in your computer screen Also its main benefit is that it lets you know when your friends are online Anyway see what you think I will finish this short email with the following quote from NAME which we may choose to discuss this evening I quote from NAME I have similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who has evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits NAME NAME iso CHAR RescheduleF Dear NAME NAME and NAME I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening Sunday until NAME as I will be atchurch from pm I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not Still marshallbees chatroom However it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant NAME WEBSITE by then I ve got it now and it only took about NUM minutes to get and download It is really cool and can do wonderful things If we all got it then we could chat on it However until then marshallbees Sunday NAME See you then NAME We are iso CHAR cliquey I believe Hi NAME It was very interesting to observe the psychology of group interactions in marshallbees on Sunday evening Thanks for providing the opportunity Here is a brief summary of our chat NUM We all talked NUM You insulted me NUM I insulted you NUM I talked to NAME in our own language ie Och it sure is dreight the nicht NUM You talked to NAME in your own language NUM An unknown and uninvited guest turned up calling himself NAME NUM He was very nasty and called us names like elitists and clicky SMILEY You corrected his spelling of cliquey NUM You told him you were delighted to be an elitist if it meant you could spell correctly NUM We all told him to go away and learn to spell and construct grammatically correct sentences NUM NAME was quite rude towards him This was amusing and may prove to be even more so if it turns out we knew the unknown guy So are you still well Are you still watching Diagnosis Murder every day I watched it today I also watched it yesterday However I did nt get up at NUM am tempting though it inevitably was Today I synthesised penicillin on paper whilst yesterday I synthesised NAME and NAME on PAPER Talking of Cocaine and Opium It could be quite interesting next term if some of our flatmates came home to find a Cocainelaboratory set up in our kitchen I can just imagine the scene Over the next few weeks subtle hints are dropped that NAME is not quite the na ve chemist he makes out to be NUM morning when NAME is checking the post she finds a parcel for NAME from say NAME This is curious She leaves it in his room and probably thinks nothing more of it but perhaps she does Later that day she returns from her lecture to find the kitchen worksurfaces covered with complexlooking chemical apparatus containing curious tarlike substances that bubble There are some shallow glass dishes containing a white powdery substance just recrystalising from solution The parcel is lying on the table opened and a labcoat is strewn carelessly on the floor The phone suddenly rings she picks it up to hear a curiously thick voice with a sinistersounding message for NAME I do nt know what could happen next but it may well be very amusing Anyway I am not going to plot to kill you Why would I make it that easy for you I m going to do something akin to Chinese water torture heh heh heh Okay Now I m worried What is Chinese water torture I hope you have a lovely Christmas NAME and a most enjoyable birthday I look forward to receiving a reply NAME We are not cliquey just educated NAME Here is a more realistic summary NUM We all played with little symbols NUM Some creep came into our conversation NUM You talked to NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English can the Scots got NOTHING right NUM The creep called us elitist and cliquey sic NUM I agreed on the premise that he cannot spell and therefore clearly has not been to uni NUM NAME was I agree rude but amusingly and justifiably so it s just a good job NAME and NAME were nt there What is this I talked to NAME in our own language And I do not remember insulting you at any point But enlighten me I agree too that we should experiment with cocaine kidding Actually drugs have never had any real fascination for me but I know they have for NAME Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get funny Chinese water torture the Chinese would deprive a person of liquid for days Then they would place them into a room next to which would be an unseen but audible dripping tap The person would then confess hopefully Maybe I could start my own version placing you in a room surrounded by mess with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door heh heh heh I have nearly finished at the NAME NAME I am happy NAME are you coming to my house for my birthday I would love to see you and you know my parents adore you You could clean my room NAME boy I do nt offer evryone that privilege you know Got to go I m going out for a meal with some friends yes I have more than NUM Got to get ready see you love NAME xx From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject We are cliquey I believe NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME It was very interesting to observe the psychology of group interactions in marshallbees on Sunday evening Thanks for providing the opportunity Here is a brief summary of our chat NUM We all talked NUM You insulted me NUM I insulted you NUM I talked to NAME in our own language ie Och it sure is dreight the nicht NUM You talked to NAME in your own language NUM An unknown and uninvited guest turned up calling himself NAME NUM He was very nasty and called us names like elitists and clicky SMILEY You corrected his spelling of cliquey NUM You told him you were delighted to be an elitist if it meant you could spell correctly NUM We all told him to go away and learn to spell and construct grammatically correct sentences NUM NAME was quite rude towards him This was amusing and may prove to be even more so if it turns out we knew the unknown guy So are you still well Are you still watching Diagnosis Murder every day I watched it today I also watched it yesterday However I did nt get up at NUM am tempting though it inevitably was Today I synthesised penicillin on paper whilst yesterday I synthesised NAME and NAME on PAPER Talking of Cocaine and Opium It could be quite interesting next term if some of our flatmates came home to find a Cocainelaboratory set up in our kitchen I can just imagine the scene Over the next few weeks subtle hints are dropped that NAME is not quite the na ve chemist he makes out to be NUM morning when NAME is checking the post she finds a parcel for NAME from say NAME This is curious She leaves it in his room and probably thinks nothing more of it but perhaps she does Later that day she returns from her lecture to find the kitchen worksurfaces covered with complexlooking chemical apparatus containing curious tarlike substances that bubble There are some shallow glass dishes containing a white powdery substance just recrystalising from solution The parcel is lying on the table opened and a labcoat is strewn carelessly on the floor The phone suddenly rings she picks it up to hear a curiously thick voice with a sinistersounding message for NAME I do nt know what could happen next but it may well be very amusing Anyway I am not going to plot to kill you Why would I make it that easy for you I m going to do something akin to Chinese water torture heh heh heh Okay Now I m worried What is Chinese water torture I hope you have a lovely Christmas NAME and a most enjoyable birthday I look forward to receiving a reply NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re NAME oooo NUM some of us have been busy that s all love you NAME NAME xx From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Are you still talking to me Just wondering NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE iso CHAR HelloF Hi NAME Are you still talking to me Just wondering NAME NAME is DOOMED Hi NAME NAME NAME You talked to NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English can the Scots get NOTHING right Evidently not Think about it Obviously you cannot either hence your sentence without meaning NAME was rude it s just a good job NAME and NAME were nt there Why Do you see NAME and NAME as some ultramoral easytooffend hyperChristian people I was there how different am I to NAME and NAME What is this I talked to NAME in our own language Well I assume you did Since NAME and I talked for about NUM minutes in whisper mode whilst there was nothing appearing on the main screen we assumed you and NAME were conversing in your own language I do not remember insulting you at any point But enlighten me Most assuredly I shall enlighten you You called me names I then asked if you enjoyed insulting me and you replied with something along the lines of have you just worked that out Do you remember Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get funny Very funny It is worth it just to imagine it I am laughing as I type Maybe I could place you in a room surrounded by mess with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door If we assume this took place in NAME CHAR then there could be some slight technical difficulties I would have to be placed in either yours or NAME s room as they are the only untidy NUM If I was placed in your room then it would nt work as vacuum cleaners are terrified of NAME s room If I was placed in NAME s room then that would also be impossible because vacuum cleaners are terrified of you and they have no need I m not talking about desire here to go into my room In either case I m the only NUM in the flat who understands how to switch on vacuum cleaners NAME are you coming to my house for my birthday I would love to see you and you know my parents adore you You could clean my room NAME boy I do nt offer everyone that privilege you know Much as I would love to I m afraid I am taking my grandmother yes the NUM with NUM lives to see NAME on the th I m sorry NAME thanks very much for inviting me though I ve sent you a birthday card so do nt think it s a Christmas NUM and open it on Monday Anyway I did nt know you were going to have a party Would I have known anyone else who will be there It will break my heart not to have the chance to clean your room Oh Why do I always miss these lifechanging experiences Anyway is your room ever really messy I do nt think it is at NAME but then I m comparing yours with NAME s Got to go I m going out for a meal with some friends yes I have more than NUM Who s the one I m joking I know you have lots and lots of friends just in case you get offended I got NUM Christmas cards today Actually it was a bit embarrassing Well how would you explain a Christmas card that was addressed to NAME NAME NAME on the envelope to your parents when they give it to you That would have been relatively okay but then I opened it and discovered it was from a guy NAME an interesting experience It turned out my fears were unfounded as my parents did not conclude I had weird friends just NUM with an interesting sense of humour Guess what was on the front of NAME s card A duvet He is just so obsessed with duvets especially his own Well I must go Actually I must nt but I do nt want to bore you further by continuing to type when I really am not thinking much about what I am typing Oh I was for the rest of the email do nt worry but not for this paragraph I m pleased to hear you are looking forward to finishing your work at the NAME Office Have a wonderful Christmas NAME NAME I m sorry about the Hello email I was just wondering if you were still alive as you had nt emailed in a week But then neither had NUM although that s another story NAME NAME HyperChristians Hi NAME It s nearly Christmas and although NAME and nicety pervades the land it stops at our front door so I feel free to insult you NAME and nicety does not pervade this land I do nt know anything about your front door but that sounds highly likely Yes NAME and NAME are hyperChristians I feel so unworthy Are you being honestly serious here You are different because I do nt think you are easily shocked At least having a poker face you do nt show it I may not be easily shocked but that was quite an insult Do I honestly have a poker face I m in despair It mess disturbs and distracts me That s exactly the way I feel about mess too I am sorry about whispering It was very rude and I m sorry That s quite alright I was nt saying you ought nt to have NAME and I whispered too as did yourself and NAME I am not having a party I just invited everyone to my house knowing that most people would nt be able to come NAME and NAME NAME and NAME are coming though You are missing out on my favourite foods they are expensive ha ha ha Oh I see I m glad some of your friends will be there for your birthday I deeply regret missing out on your favourite foods and the fact that they are expensive goes without saying really does nt it Happy Christmas sweet NAME may your blessings be plentiful in the New Year Why thank you NAME Incidentally did you know that NAME and I now only communicate through his lawyer a Mr NAME Here is the last email I received from him NAME NAME Esq As Mr NAME s lawyer I assure you that you are how shall I put it in the soup Frankly you are a very unwise young man to have crossed my client You have dealt in an immature manner and will be dealt with accordingly You may be assured that you will be sued to the full extent of the law and will probably never see your homeland again You can expect to be deported as a slave to NAME Oh yes Mr NAME you have played with fire and now you re going to get burned or burrrrrrrrned as you would say You have unfortunately messed with one of the most important personages in the country in the form of my client and I do nt get paid pound NUM an hour to fool around in other words your life as you know it is about to be terminated So there s the good news Mr NAME The bad news is that my people thugs mercenaries some might call them will be round shortly to untuck your bedsheet Yes it s true Mr NAME I m afraid there is no easy way to break this kind of news So until we meet face to face probably in the dock let me wish you a happy future NAME Mr NAME Quite interesting do you agree Well I have been wrapping Christmas presents this evening Oh my time flies too quickly it s Christmas once again I shall now go and do some photomanipulation See you NAME NAME Are you looking forward to your birthday NUM is a very old age to be I ca nt imagine being that old seriously You will no longer be a teenager how tragic Re NAME is DOOMED Dearest Petal It s nearly Christmas and although NAME and nicety pervades the land it stops at our front door so I feel free to insult you NUM Yes NAME and NAME are hyperChristians I feel so unworthy You are different because I do nt think you are easily shocked At least having a poker face you do nt show it NUM My room is really not that messy at all In a mess hierarchy of the flat you are at the top followed by NAME then me then NAME and NAME I do nt really like mess It disturbs and distracts me NUM I am sorry about whispering It was very rude and I m sorry NUM I am not having a party I just invited everyone to my house knowing that most people would nt be able to come NAME and NAME NAME and NAME are coming though You are missing out on my favourite foods they are expensive ha ha ha NUM I find NAME s message to you rather amusing NUM Happy Christmas sweet NAME may your blessings be plentiful in the new year Love NAME From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME is DOOMED NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME NAME Catchy You talked to NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English can the Scots get NOTHING right Evidently not Think about it Obviously you cannot either hence your sentence without meaning NAME was rude it s just a good job NAME and NAME were nt there Why Do you see NAME and NAME as some ultramoral easytooffend hyperChristian people I was there how different am I to NAME and NAME What is this I talked to NAME in our own language Well I assume you did Since NAME and I talked for about NUM minutes in whisper mode whilst there was nothing appearing on the main screen we assumed you and NAME were conversing in your own language I do not remember insulting you at any point But enlighten me Most assuredly I shall enlighten you You called me names I then asked if you enjoyed insulting me and you replied with something along the lines of have you just worked that out Do you remember Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get funny Very funny It is worth it just to imagine it I am laughing as I type Maybe I could place you in a room surrounded by mess with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door If we assume this took place in NAME CHAR then there could be some slight technical difficulties I would have to be placed in either yours or NAME s room as they are the only untidy NUM If I was placed in your room then it would nt work as vacuum cleaners are terrified of NAME s room If I was placed in NAME s room then that would also be impossible because vacuum cleaners are terrified of you and they have no need I m not talking about desire here to go into my room In either case I m the only NUM in the flat who understands how to switch on vacuum cleaners NAME are you coming to my house for my birthday I would love to see you and you know my parents adore you You could clean my room NAME boy I do nt offer everyone that privilege you know Much as I would love to I m afraid I am taking my grandmother yes the NUM with NUM lives to see NAME on the th I m sorry NAME thanks very much for inviting me though I ve sent you a birthday card so do nt think it s a Christmas NUM and open it on Monday Anyway I did nt know you were going to have a party Would I have known anyone else who will be there It will break my heart not to have the chance to clean your room Oh Why do I always miss these lifechanging experiences Anyway is your room ever really messy I do nt think it is at NAME but then I m comparing yours with NAME s Got to go I m going out for a meal with some friends yes I have more than NUM Who s the one I m joking I know you have lots and lots of friends just in case you get offended I got NUM Christmas cards today Actually it was a bit embarrassing Well how would you explain a Christmas card that was addressed to NAME NAME NAME on the envelope to your parents when they give it to you That would have been relatively okay but then I opened it and discovered it was from a guy NAME an interesting experience It turned out my fears were unfounded as my parents did not conclude I had weird friends just NUM with an interesting sense of humour Guess what was on the front of NAME s card A duvet He is just so obsessed with duvets especially his own Well I must go Actually I must nt but I do nt want to bore you further by continuing to type when I really am not thinking much about what I am typing Oh I was for the rest of the email do nt worry but not for this paragraph I m pleased to hear you are looking forward to finishing your work at the NAME Office Have a wonderful Christmas NAME NAME I m sorry about the Hello email I was just wondering if you were still alive as you had nt emailed in a week But then neither had NUM although that s another story Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Are you having an enjoyable holiday I am There is lots of snow here I m going away on holiday today for the New Year NAME New Year NAME NAME th Birthday NAME NAME Birthday NAME I hope you have a lovely birthday and enjoy eating expensive food Are you online iso CHAR nowF See subject NAME no subject NAME NAME les examens went well today And that you re enjoying your labs The phone bill came so we opened it with trepidation but it s really not too bed Actually it s rather amusing CHAR CHAR NAME Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME Fwd From MRJolley EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM got sent this if you dont know Blur NAME it really isnt worth reading it NAME Artslife Laziness is a preference to the habitual voyeur of what is known as NAME A morning lecture can be avoided if you take the route straight through what is known as NAME NAME s got too little work he gets intimidated by the dirty engineers they love a bit of it Artslife Who s that idiot working you should cut down on your science life mate get back to bed NAME my lectures My twooo lectures I sometimes go to them Go to them in my Artslife Know what I mean I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the cleaner Artslife I put my trousers on have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the bed Artslife I play pool I sometimes play NAME too it gives me an enormous sense of having done something NAME And then I m happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that there will always be another grant cheque devoted to me NAME my lectures My twooo lectures I sometimes go to them Go to them in my Artslife Its got nothing to do with your NUM o clock lectures you know And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on NAME my lectures My twooo lectures I sometimes go to them Go to them in my Artslife NAME it s a hard life it really is Love you all loads NAME xxx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE A message from NAME Hi Thank you for telephoning half an hour ago I thought you might like a copy of NAME and NAME s CU song When We Say Nothing At All It s amazing how quickly this year has gone by Sitting here at the front NAME s starting to cry Try as he may NAME can never explain Why he s saying the same thing again The NAME exists to learn more about NAME It s the truth in our lives and we ve found that we need it We ll miss sitting here as we say goodbye to you all Maybe we say it best when we say nothing at all All day long we prepare all the stuff for CU Coming up with ideas and fun things to do Try as he may NAME s always confused We re all worried but mildly amused We say it best when we say nothing at all NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME They are thinking seriously about making a recording It was very funny NAME is cooking tonight sloppy NAME s I dread to think what that is NAME s leaving NAME and NUM on our own at the weekend Everyone is going away I hope you NUM are having an enjoyable time being locked out of the house Never fear if you do not get much work done be assured I have done even less here Well telephone again soon NAME is having withdrawl symptoms due to a lack of your presence NAME NAME It s very hard on him See you soon NAME no subject NAME if I find out that you have played a trick on me the full wrath of NAME will be upon you no more mercy sweetie it will be all out war and as I am far meaner than you you will regret it a lot if not love you lots NAME x Re no subject Hi NAME Yes as you know I did play a trick on you I regret doing so but not because you will play a mean trick on me Personally I blame NAME and he will suffer the consequences this weekend Suffer being the very appropriate word By the way interesting information NAME has left his new mobile at home See you at NUM NUM or NUM NUM whenever I hope you have a good day I have had My professor told me my results from yesterday were nt wrong just not what I had expected I am now finished for the day NAME Seriously though sorry for playing a trick on you I admit that it was a bit devious of me I look forward to your revenge but please leave it at that NAME NAME wrote NAME if I find out that you have played a trick on me the full wrath of NAME will be upon you no more mercy sweetie it will be all out war and as I am far meaner than you you will regret it a lot if not love you lots NAME x Regarding a certain diet Dear NAME NAME is very good for you Chocolate is extremely appetising People who do nt eat waste away Chocolate is extremely appetising You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance Trust me I m a scientist Chocolate is extremely appetising NAME with your highest interest in mind NAME NAME is extremely appetising And if you buy Fairtrade then you re giving third world farmers a better deal Re Regarding a certain diet NUM I do nt care about fairtrade NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots NUM I have survived b on NUM chips NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for NUM days NUM you are going to lose big time skeletor love you NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME is very good for you Chocolate is extremely appetising People who do nt eat waste away Chocolate is extremely appetising You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance Trust me I m a scientist Chocolate is extremely appetising NAME with your highest interest in mind NAME NAME is extremely appetising And if you buy Fairtrade then you re giving third world farmers a better deal Re Regarding a certain diet I do nt lose unless it pleases me to do so By the way please explain skeletor Thank you for your cooperation You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate NAME NAME NAME wrote NUM I do nt care about fairtrade NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots NUM I have survived b on NUM chips NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for NUM days NUM you are going to lose big time skeletor love you NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME is very good for you Chocolate is extremely appetising People who do nt eat waste away Chocolate is extremely appetising You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance Trust me I m a scientist Chocolate is extremely appetising NAME with your highest interest in mind NAME NAME is extremely appetising And if you buy Fairtrade then you re giving third world farmers a better deal Re Regarding a certain diet you are a TOAD NAME wrote I do nt lose unless it pleases me to do so By the way please explain skeletor Thank you for your cooperation You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate You NEED chocolate NAME NAME NAME wrote NUM I do nt care about fairtrade NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots NUM I have survived b on NUM chips NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for NUM days NUM you are going to lose big time skeletor love you NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME is very good for you Chocolate is extremely appetising People who do nt eat waste away Chocolate is extremely appetising You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance Trust me I m a scientist Chocolate is extremely appetising NAME with your highest interest in mind NAME NAME is extremely appetising And if you buy Fairtrade then you re giving third world farmers a better deal Regarding our secret love affair This is a long and indepth email Please do nt read it unless you have time Thank you Dear NAME Please do nt let your mother find out about our secret love affair I am not being serious but I guess you worked that out It was good to hear from you yesterday Anyway the tricks NAME left for the geology department at pm on Tuesday I duly went down to the NAME Trading Company and bought a substantial quantity of grass seeds for pound NUM I had been anxious that sowing grass seeds would do lasting damage to the carpet and that I would therefore be in a rather sticky situation Therefore I decided to do as follows I went to the NAME NAME and asked the lady there if I could borrow the keys for one of my friend s rooms as they had forgotten to turn off their storage heaters before going home She willing obliged but asked me to bring them straight back I then quickly returned to the flat and opened NAME s room placing on the floor a binliner on top of which I spread a damp dishtowel sprinkling grass seed liberally over its surface I then watered the towel and rushed back with the keys after hastily turning off NAME s heater and checking NAME s The lady was most thankful So I did nt carry out the trick as planned for the carpet does not belong to me I would have had no hesitation if it was NAME s or mine but it is nt However it should still be amusing for NAME to return and find a patch of grass growing in his bedroom though he had locked the door Now trick number NUM Earlier that day I made my way over to NAME CHAR to see NAME He obliged by giving me the relevant details but warned me that you had better not try to sell his stereo system Anyway I tried to call NAME and find out about his guitar NAME only knew it was a NAME NAME guitar and that NAME had got it in a sale for about pound NUM Unfortunately NAME was nt answering Since time was quickly marching on I could nt go to NAME to post NAME s advertisement and I had nt the necessary information from NAME anyway So this trick has not yet been completed However I intend to go down to NAME sometime during the holidays and I will finish it then In any case that will only serve to make it even less understandable for NAME since the phone calls are not going to begin immediately after the holidays start Well on Tuesday I also managed to clean most of the flat including the shower and bathroom I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the NAME department was In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge freezer and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness After that I had to pack my room and as a result of my hectic morning after busying myself with all this running around I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank as the next train was not due for at least an hour Thankfully it was not my train which had been delayed by the ineptitude of NAME by NUM minutes This was NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey sad to leave NAME My train was then delayed my vandalising children on the railway track I arrived at NAME over NUM minutes late but still in NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train Now I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives NAME NAME Well on Monday evening NAME invited NAME and NAME and NUM first year NAME girls for dinner The meal was most delicious and afterwards one of the first years was given the opportunity to cut NAME s golden locks a most amusing occurrence indeed The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of NAME s ear off Now you know what NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually he did nt assault her but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion So NAME now has a mutilated ear something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls I wonder if we could make him think we had paid NAME the unfortunate girl to carry out her heroic deed Imagine his reaction Anyway are you well Was your trip to NAME library beneficial Are you pleased to be at home and did you enjoy your night our yesterday When you sent your last email I was in the middle of a power cut At NUM NAME I was gaily about to check my email when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps We lit our fire and NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour It was very beautiful but could get boring quite easily I then went up to my room oil lamp in hand and began to study At NAME the electricity came back on and I received your email Thank you My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night We have signed up to ntl the telephone company and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day Any time you wish to chat online just let me know as it would be fun Also if you want NAME NAME NAME Service it can be downloaded from the following location WEBSITE o NAME is going to get it and possibly others It is an extremely interesting piece of software which allows you to chat easily via text or voice online It also allows you to see whether your friends are online if you or they want It s fun Well I have written some words to you and I hope you are well and enjoying your holidays Write back to me soon I look forward to hearing from you NAME Regarding our next tryst My dearest NAME Meet me by the willow trees beside the river tomorrow at midnight How shall I recognise you Anyway That was a rather psychedelic email I hope the colours do nt represent your moods because if so then you changed from a rather girlish pink to a morbid black then back to the same pink before becoming a very light ethereal sky blue and ending with a more stable medium blue You ought to see a psychologist I do nt think that counts as orifice checking but it s still important I d just like to point out NAME that biology is nothing like chemistry whatsoever I do nt really even consider biology a science All biologists do is draw pictures of rabbits eating carrots Chemistry is sooooooo much more sophisticated We explode things I was nt worried about NAME taking on NAME s characteristics more his parents and mine No I m not going down to NAME especially to place an advertisement in NAME Honestly NAME I would post it if that were the case No I m going down to see the flat NAME why are you studying NAME I m studying because I have an enormous amount of work to do before the exams and I want to do better than last year I know holidays have only begun but I m bored already I did nt know you had asthma So you went for a run That s the problem with living in a city when you do something people see you although they probably do nt notice Here in the country people notice I am going to my friend s house tonight to say hello and look at her new extension fun Extension of what The time thing is very very amusing NAME thing Do you mean NAME s ear Incidentally due to foot and mouth we now get our post delivered only to the end of the road newspapers are no longer delivered and suspicion reigns NAME It s very cold here I envy you the warm climate of NAME Although you probably do nt think it s warm Now NAME is feeling rather unwell these days and I think I shall send her a get well card Would you like to do the same NAME s address is NUM NAME Road NAME Park NAME NAME PT He said goodbye to NAME today I quote Miss NAME has now left and therein lies a story I was taking her to NAME to drop her off with her brother and she assumed that it would be easy enough to find the place because she knew what it was called NAME Halls Thus she did not ask for directions and upon arriving in NAME she realised that it was somewhat bigger than she had expected and we would perhaps not be able to just find the place by knowing its name And so NUM people a number of text messages and an hour later we eventually found our destination Anyway she is there now and I am emailing you from my living room where NAME is currently residing See you later NAME He often calls me o fair and wondrous NAME strange Till tomorrow at midnight Yours with overwhelming affection NAME Regarding our next tryst dearest pet how d the tricks go was your trip home ok got to be quick because I m goijng out and the mother already thinks we are having a secert love affair kidding hope you re okay NAME NAME x Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE where shall our next tryst be CHAR NAME my sweet anyway how are you thanks for your long email it was most interesting NAME sowing seeds on carpet does NOT do lasting damage to the carptet honestly you are the chemist work it out via biology it s close enough kidding I think the plastic bag thing was a good idea just in NAME NAME goes schitz I am glad we will be able to do the other tirick but you are nt going down specially to do it are you do nt the time thing is very very amusing oops that was nt meant to be in NAME I ll change is this the same maybe another change better aah yes hmmm this is okay too umm why are you studying NAME holidays have only just begun I am busier here than in NAME everyone seems to want me to do stuff mainly for church dull mother wanted me to go to the doctor s so I did for a new asthma inhaler next week I go to the dentist I have already been to the optician that s nearly every orifice checked I have been for a run I hated it loads of peole saw me and I was very red and unfit ugh I am going to my friend s house tonight to say hello and look at her new extwension fun I have nothing exciting planned I am bored but ny sister comes back this weekend someone to plague all my love secret lover boy NAME x Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE An email from NAME Dear NAME I m glad you like my emails I like yours too You have lots of allergies I have none except Canadians kidding NAME is rather daft to have trusted NAME Anyone is rather daft to trust NAME when it comes to directions I m sure one could make a most amusing comedy series of her travels around the world Now NAME your challenge this week is to get from this end of the street to the other the catch You must use a map What s a numeracy test Is nt that really simple maths questions I hope you passed but do nt be too disappointed if you did nt there are plenty other things to do And remember if all else fails you could marry NAME and live in the frozen wilds of NAME cut off from all civilisation He would hunt elk and grizzly bears and you would cook them with breadcubes and noodles Thank you for sending NAME an egreetings card I ve posted her a get well card this morning It should arrive on Monday I m impressed that you ve been for another run I intend to cycle this holiday but it s too cold for that so far Did you enjoy picking up The Genius Are you stiff from your long car journey I m impressed that you re studying I have nt got any done today However I did get my hair cut and I ve spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom I shall work this evening Do you want to chat online sometime Well I have nothing more of any interest to say NAME this is so short an email I sometimes worry about not having anything interesting to write in emails I m working on Monday and Tuesday next week so that should be a little bit of a change of scenery Regarding NAME NAME writes as follows NAME NAME is having problems of CHAR how shall I say personal nature I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is nt telling me about The other day she just would nt light up and even though I pumped her switches something that usually really gets her going I could not turn her on at all And then after I had delved around her innards for half an hour or so and actually got her to boot up her time and date settings were NAME Very strange NAME is really interesting Till this evening my love kidding NAME in reciept of your message NAME these colurs look nice and forresty do nt they build me a willow cabin at NAME s gate and call upon my soul within the ferneycastle looking forward to our meeting with ever more intensity kiddingx chemisty is just biology speeded up that s all I m going to say and I think that it concludes the matter really I do enjoy emailing you NAME you write such nce long emails back I am glad you are studying so am I I have also been for NUM this deserves bold and italic and underlined runs and surprised even myself by doing so though I do ache rather and I have to sit in a car all the way to NAME tomorrow to pick up The Genius so I will be quite stiff I do have asthma and ezcema and hayfever and various other allergies that are dull and biologylike NAME is rather daft to have trusted that NAME pf all people would know where she was goin CHAR doh I went to NAME today for my interview with arthr NAME for a summer placement but I had to do a numeracy test and I have nt done all that stuff since gcse so I do nt really think I ve passed I will send cammie a egreetings card NAME I will write more but my back aches rather a lot at the NAME so for now my love adieu until our next meeting all my adoring loves NAME x Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re An email from NAME my little petal I indeed have many allergies it is unfortuante but they all seem to disappear when I travel up north weird huh a numeracy test is NOT simple maths questions they were hard simple I m sure for someone with gcse maths but not for me I could NOT marry NAME he 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discover his password this evening Actually I ll send you a few forwards no subject I do nt mean that you are a freak you are nice Re nothing yes you spy freak boy of course NAME wrote dear NAME do nt worry it s easily done do you want me to tell you how NAME NAME NAME wrote how how how AM PARANOID NAME wrote you are in level NUM of the library computer number NUM NAME ps send another forward to NAME he s seen that one already then we can discover his password this evening Actually I ll send you a few forwards how dear NAME it is simple to discover where an email was sent from if it is within the university network simply click on the message go to view page source and on the fifth line the following informatin is found lib simply telling me that you were in the library on level NUM computer number NUM if I was on the NAME network I could then use this to activate net send NAME dear NAME the reason I was avidly pursuing the NAME virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday since I had a NAME crisis and I knew I was going to have another one today therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else it was not a competititive boy thing although it probably looked like that NAME Re no subject thank you but I was nt spying I sent the information to you so that you would understand how it was done if I had been spying then I would hardly have shouted out that I was doing so would I NAME NAME NAME wrote I do nt mean that you are a freak you are nice Re how still do nt get it looked on grey screen but can see my vomputer number never mind see you later NAME x NAME wrote dear NAME it is simple to discover where an email was sent from if it is within the university network simply click on the message go to view page source and on the fifth line the following informatin is found lib simply telling me that you were in the library on level NUM computer number NUM if I was on the NAME network I could then use this to activate net send NAME Re how okay it is there I ll show you later this evening on NAME if you like I hope you re day is going well NAME NAME NAME wrote still do nt get it looked on grey screen but can see my vomputer number never mind see you later NAME x NAME wrote dear NAME it is simple to discover where an email was sent from if it is within the university network simply click on the message go to view page source and on the fifth line the following informatin is found lib simply telling me that you were in the library on level NUM computer number NUM if I was on the NAME network I could then use this to activate net send NAME Re why did you have a nastty day lack of work never mind when I get back we can watch friends vids and chill love NAME xx NAME wrote dear NAME the reason I was avidly pursuing the NAME virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday since I had a NAME crisis and I knew I was going to have another one today therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else it was not a competititive boy thing although it probably looked like that NAME Re no subject ok ok NAME wrote thank you but I was nt spying I sent the information to you so that you would understand how it was done if I had been spying then I would hardly have shouted out that I was doing so would I NAME NAME NAME wrote I do nt mean that you are a freak you are nice ps thanks for the chemistry notes that was sweet NAME although they re too basic for me but never mind everyone else is going to fail too Re dear NAME thank you I shall look forward to that I d better do some revision now then see you later NAME NAME NAME wrote why did you have a nastty day lack of work never mind when I get back we can watch friends vids and chill love NAME xx NAME wrote dear NAME the reason I was avidly pursuing the NAME virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday since I had a NAME crisis and I knew I was going to have another one today therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else it was not a competititive boy thing although it probably looked like that NAME our sweet little chick Dear NAME Hello I am writing this primarily as work avoidance Oh well never mind Anyway let me know if you find a chick on the net I would love a little chick it would be so sweet We could put it in NAME s room in its own little pen I m sure NAME and NAME will be thrilled with their gift They could treat it like a little child Perhaps it would help bring NAME s deeply hidden maternal instincts to the fore I only hope it can put up with the rather aromatic conditions for a week until NAME leaves Obviously we shall have to name it or rather NAME and NAME will I can just imagine NAME as the stern and unyielding father figure of our little chick and NAME as the sweet cowering mother Okay so perhaps not realistic but an amusing depiction Fish flakes in NAME s Ready NAME I can scarcely contain myself in restless anticipation Mustard in NAME s biscuits NAME NAME of the insect kingdom in NAME s honey Wait what about a bee That could be quite hilarious He could take the jar back to NAME demanding a refund except he would nt be that silly Oh and we must arrange a leaving dinner for NAME There we shall present him with his flat sweatshirt See you later I hope you have a good day NAME I m hungry Re xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sorry if I m being rather dullwitted but what are you reffering to by the xword NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you I have no printer credits left ta NAME x guess iso CHAR whatF our sweet little chick NAME I wonder what NAME would do if I attempted to experiment on her little chick just for practice NAME Oh apparently you dislike NAME s NAME hmmm Re xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx NAME actually I ve just printed it off before checking my email I m about to start it now are you having any luck with chicks NAME the CROSSword you ARE being rather dull witted but I love you anyway NAME wrote sorry if I m being rather dullwitted but what are you reffering to by the xword NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you I have no printer credits left ta NAME x chemistry iso CHAR NUM nonsense hi NAME I ve had a nasty day on the chemistry front it s impossible I ve just spoken to NAME and she ca nt do any of the questions for our exam on thursday either she does nt know anyone who can oh dear I m worried I m looking forward to going out to mcdonalds for dinner though see you soon NAME s eating here at the flat NAME somewhat depressed but still alive and not as worried as he was earlier in the day NAME dear NAME yes NAME s at pm sorry if I was being silly about the virus thing okay I shall admit defeat I think I already have anyway shame NAME s not going to let you use NAME this evening if you really were wanting to revise then you re more than welcome to use my computer see you later NAME nothing you are in level NUM of the library computer number NUM NAME ps send another forward to NAME he s seen that one already then we can discover his password this evening Actually I ll send you a few forwards Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME Game From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME Game NAME NAME NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Well we all need some light entertainment A little fun to help with the midterm stresses of work Apparently NUM secs is the time to beat WEBSITE Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE CV Dear NAME Here is your NAME as requested See you later NAME Fwd Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Here is the email from NAME Hope you are well NAME Thanks NAME If you want things to liven up play a trick a NAME NUM on NAME Have fun NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE or your NAME address at WEBSITE Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME have emailed time he sshould be pretty scared by now NAME wrote Dear NAME Here is the email from NAME Hope you are well NAME Thanks NAME If you want things to liven up play a trick a NAME NUM on NAME Have fun NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE or your NAME address at WEBSITE Re This was forwarded to me I have seen this b but it is amusing and very clever has NAME seen it NAME wrote The following is an actual question given on a University of NAME chemistry mid term The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using NAME s Law gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed or some variant NUM student however wrote the following First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving As for how many souls are entering Hell lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than NUM religion we can project that all souls go to Hell With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because NAME s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added This gives NUM possibilities NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose NUM Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over So which is it If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms NAME NAME during my Freshman year that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her then NUM cannot be true and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze The student received the only A given Re This was forwarded to me No NAME has not seen it I did nt think he would appreciate it but perhaps I shall send it to him after all See you later NAME NAME NAME wrote I have seen this b but it is amusing and very clever has NAME seen it NAME wrote The following is an actual question given on a University of NAME chemistry mid term The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using NAME s Law gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed or some variant NUM student however wrote the following First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving As for how many souls are entering Hell lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than NUM religion we can project that all souls go to Hell With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because NAME s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added This gives NUM possibilities NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose NUM Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over So which is it If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms NAME NAME during my Freshman year that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her then NUM cannot be true and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze The student received the only A given a message from NAME Dear NAME I guess you re at home now Am I good at guessing I ve just come back from the Cathedral tower with NAME NAME and NAME It was lovely but very tiring since we climbed the NUM steps in less than NUM minutes NAME and I are going downstairs to have tea with NAME at NUM I m really glad you said goodbye since I was halfworried that you would nt as you sometimes have done Anyway I hope you had a good journey home and are enjoying being there again Thanks ever so much for asking me to come and see you sometime in the holidays I would really like that Sorry I was nt in too good a mood this morning I was feeling a little depressed and emotional since NAME and I had issues which we discussed for want of a better description Oh dear well such is life It would be dull if everything was perfect I m deluding myself it would be wonderful Sorry for going on so I hope you have a lovely week when do you start your church job I think I m going to be quite bored and lonely next week here all on my own so please feel free to telephone me if you want too Very best wishes NAME NAME Did you mean to leave the apron and tea towels Re a message from NAME honey monster I am thinking about sending you a letter to your house addressed to you covered with hearts and stuff for your mother to find he he he I might I might not I have always said goodbye to you have nt I sorry it I havent I guess I am funny sometimes in a way that is nt amusing I mean what were your issues with NAME you do nt have to tell me sorry just being nosy it seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional but do nt worry I know you are we NAME and I thought that you should have the apron and teatowels so if you do nt want them chuck them I have done only a little been to church etc food clean clothes I hope you are ok have a good week and enjoy the peace and quiet I am only a phone call away love NAME xx From NAME To EMAIL Subject a message from NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME I guess you re at home now Am I good at guessing I ve just come back from the Cathedral tower with NAME NAME and NAME It was lovely but very tiring since we climbed the NUM steps in less than NUM minutes NAME and I are going downstairs to have tea with NAME at NUM I m really glad you said goodbye since I was halfworried that you would nt as you sometimes have done Anyway I hope you had a good journey home and are enjoying being there again Thanks ever so much for asking me to come and see you sometime in the holidays I would really like that Sorry I was nt in too good a mood this morning I was feeling a little depressed and emotional since NAME and I had issues which we discussed for want of a better description Oh dear well such is life It would be dull if everything was perfect I m deluding myself it would be wonderful Sorry for going on so I hope you have a lovely week when do you start your church job I think I m going to be quite bored and lonely next week here all on my own so please feel free to telephone me if you want too Very best wishes NAME NAME Did you mean to leave the apron and tea towels Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE a message to NAME Dear NAME Thank you so much for your email it was really lovely I have always said goodbye to you have nt I Sorry if I have nt I guess I am funny sometimes in a way that is nt amusing I mean Yes you are funny sometimes and as NAME said to NAME and I at the beginning of the flat year when we were getting annoyed with your funny behaviour Guys she s good for you Oh but do nt feel bad as I think I may have mentioned before I m really glad I shared a flat with you We have all been moody at some time or another and personally your moods are slightly amusing though only slightly What were your issues with NAME you do nt have to tell me sorry just being nosy Of course I ll tell you Do you really think I would have mentioned it at all if I did nt want to tell you I prefer to see you as being interested not nosy Thank you for being interested Well on Friday evening after dinner NAME and I were looking at the flat accounts I pointed out to him some entries and he found some other entries The entries were as follows NUM The fact that the rope was bought out of the flat account NUM The meal you and I had at NAME NAME that night NAME was cooking NUM The fact that we had bought The NAME out of the flat account this term NAME was very cold towards me for the rest of the evening and I was upset Suffice it to say that I did not enjoy the NAME that night At lunchtime on Saturday I asked NAME if he had been annoyed with me yesterday He said he was annoyed betrayed hurt etc We had a long and painful discussion about the whole thing I told NAME I did nt realise he did nt want The NAME to be bought out of the flat account and he seemed to find this difficult to believe but accepted it I think The rope I said was intended as a joke and I would be quite happy to pay back since I had intended to mention it anyway The meal well I think that upset NAME the most He said he felt that since he was very careful about his money when I spent it like that he felt hurt He said he did nt realise the flat account would be used like this otherwise he would have felt quite differently about it I said that money was nt important and we had all spent other people s money ie reading week etc The entire conversation was very very very slow and drawn out We never once laughed or smiled I apologised for all NUM counts and asked NAME what he would like me to do He said he would appreciate me paying for the items and said he would forgive me as best he could He then said that it might take him a while and that his manner towards me over the next while might well be coloured by it What I felt but did nt say was that the entire thing was blown out of all proportion and that it was very petty Perhaps NAME reacted in the way he did because he is muddled up after splitting with NAME I do nt know but I was very surprised at his ability to seemingly hold a grudge as I have always thought and been told that he did nt do that for any longer than a very short time I now regret eating that meal but only because it caused all this trouble Unfortunately I ca nt feel much remorse for the act itself although I am trying I do feel quite bad for upsetting NAME and hurting him Oh it s horrible Thank you for listening I m sorry for foisting this upon your eyes and I hope you do nt mind too much It seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional but do nt worry I know you are I think I find it very hard to show my emotions when with company However I certainly have them as I have discovered this year They make life very up and down I wonder why I never used to be bothered by them I did not enjoy being the only person in either NAME CHAR or CHAR last night and I dreaded living on my own in the future Thankfully I do nt feel as bad this morning though NAME Now perhaps I can write something less mournful I m in the library this morning about to start researching for my dissertation Yesterday I said good bye to NAME and later NAME Our phone was cut off so I only have my mobile We had our flat inspection yesterday morning and the domestic manager said she had never seen such clean flooring in the kitchen However se wanted me to have another go at the oven and clean the bathroom windows with glass cleaner She was VERY thorough She and the bursar were full of praise for our flat in general and said they should have had a competition for the cleanest flat NAME says ours would win I have a feeling they might still have that competition Anyway it does nt sound as if you re too busy so I hope you re enjoying yourself You deserve it since you worked very hard this term You may say you did nt and just spent your day idling in the library but you certainly appeared to be working hard and that is quite a feat in itself Is your sister home yet or are you alone with your parents In reference to the letter covered with hearts and stuff for my mother to find Hmmm Obviously I d like a letter although not covered with hearts and stuff and if that was the case certainly not for my mother to find Thank you fr the tea towels etc Did you mean to leave your iron Email me soon And I shall not wallow in myself and NAME s issues any longer Very best wishes NAME NAME I object to the greeting at the top of your email I detest sugar puffs a message to NAME NAME NAME what do you mean you were complaining about my behaviour I am the model of exemplary decorum kind of but what did NAME mean by she s good for you like I m some unpleasant tonic I m almost offended kind of well I do nt know that does nt sound like NAME at all but people change I guess I have sent NAME an email apaologising an saying that you and I are both equally to blame for NUM things and that you NAME and I are to blame for timesgate please divide in half what we spent on those things and put it on my bill I ll pay you back as soon as I can which I think will be fairly soon it has all been blwn well out of proportion by the sounds of it good grief I guess it s about trust rather than money although neither NAME or I begrudged you guys what you spent when we both went home anyway do nt feel too bad and I am always here to listen to you if you want to moan gripe etc NAME is not yet home she arrives on thurday I am going to NAME tomorrow to go on the eye and go to see a play so I will not be able to send you an email tomorrow uness something goes drastically wrong but I will on thursday promise unless I meet NAME criuse and he invites me out for dinner in which case you may never hear from me again I hope you have a nice day tomorrow I will be online hotmial wise on thursady eve so we could have a chat if you email me a time myabe ish I ll look fairly early so you can go down to college love NAME xx From NAME To NAME NAME Subject a message to NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME Thank you so much for your email it was really lovely I have always said goodbye to you have nt I Sorry if I have nt I guess I am funny sometimes in a way that is nt amusing I mean Yes you are funny sometimes and as NAME said to NAME and I at the beginning of the flat year when we were getting annoyed with your funny behaviour Guys she s good for you Oh but do nt feel bad as I think I may have mentioned before I m really glad I shared a flat with you We have all been moody at some time or another and personally your moods are slightly amusing though only slightly What were your issues with NAME you do nt have to tell me sorry just being nosy Of course I ll tell you Do you really think I would have mentioned it at all if I did nt want to tell you I prefer to see you as being interested not nosy Thank you for being interested Well on Friday evening after dinner NAME and I were looking at the flat accounts I pointed out to him some entries and he found some other entries The entries were as follows NUM The fact that the rope was bought out of the flat account NUM The meal you and I had at NAME NAME that night NAME was cooking NUM The fact that we had bought The NAME out of the flat account this term NAME was very cold towards me for the rest of the evening and I was upset Suffice it to say that I did not enjoy the NAME that night At lunchtime on Saturday I asked NAME if he had been annoyed with me yesterday He said he was annoyed betrayed hurt etc We had a long and painful discussion about the whole thing I told NAME I did nt realise he did nt want The NAME to be bought out of the flat account and he seemed to find this difficult to believe but accepted it I think The rope I said was intended as a joke and I would be quite happy to pay back since I had intended to mention it anyway The meal well I think that upset NAME the most He said he felt that since he was very careful about his money when I spent it like that he felt hurt He said he did nt realise the flat account would be used like this otherwise he would have felt quite differently about it I said that money was nt important and we had all spent other people s money ie reading week etc The entire conversation was very very very slow and drawn out We never once laughed or smiled I apologised for all NUM counts and asked NAME what he would like me to do He said he would appreciate me paying for the items and said he would forgive me as best he could He then said that it might take him a while and that his manner towards me over the next while might well be coloured by it What I felt but did nt say was that the entire thing was blown out of all proportion and that it was very petty Perhaps NAME reacted in the way he did because he is muddled up after splitting with NAME I do nt know but I was very surprised at his ability to seemingly hold a grudge as I have always thought and been told that he did nt do that for any longer than a very short time I now regret eating that meal but only because it caused all this trouble Unfortunately I ca nt feel much remorse for the act itself although I am trying I do feel quite bad for upsetting NAME and hurting him Oh it s horrible Thank you for listening I m sorry for foisting this upon your eyes and I hope you do nt mind too much It seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional but do nt worry I know you are I think I find it very hard to show my emotions when with company However I certainly have them as I have discovered this year They make life very up and down I wonder why I never used to be bothered by them I did not enjoy being the only person in either NAME CHAR or CHAR last night and I dreaded living on my own in the future Thankfully I do nt feel as bad this morning though NAME Now perhaps I can write something less mournful I m in the library this morning about to start researching for my dissertation Yesterday I said good bye to NAME and later NAME Our phone was cut off so I only have my mobile We had our flat inspection yesterday morning and the domestic manager said she had never seen such clean flooring in the kitchen However se wanted me to have another go at the oven and clean the bathroom windows with glass cleaner She was VERY thorough She and the bursar were full of praise for our flat in general and said they should have had a competition for the cleanest flat NAME says ours would win I have a feeling they might still have that competition Anyway it does nt sound as if you re too busy so I hope you re enjoying yourself You deserve it since you worked very hard this term You may say you did nt and just spent your day idling in the library but you certainly appeared to be working hard and that is quite a feat in itself Is your sister home yet or are you alone with your parents In reference to the letter covered with hearts and stuff for my mother to find Hmmm Obviously I d like a letter although not covered with hearts and stuff and if that was the case certainly not for my mother to find Thank you fr the tea towels etc Did you mean to leave your iron Email me soon And I shall not wallow in myself and NAME s issues any longer Very best wishes NAME NAME I object to the greeting at the top of your email I detest sugar puffs Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE another message to NAME Dear NAME What do you mean you were complaining about my behaviour I am the model of exemplary decorum kind of but what did NAME mean by she s good for you like I m some unpleasant tonic I m almost offended NAME of Please please do nt be offended with me You re a very pleasant tonic I think that NAME and CHAR well NUM cannot speak for NAME were slightly irritated at the way you seem to sometimes behave as though you are on the fastest and best rollercoaster at NAME towers I mean that sometimes most of the time you are absolutely lovely and then and I think this annoys NAME more you might seem to ignore someone I think NAME thought it would help broaden our experience of people to live with you or something like that It might improve our tolerance of people who are not always the way we would like them to be Another example would be the way I very often had to bite my tongue this year to stop myself flaring up at NAME when he annoyed me I succeeded for the most part However you were not nearly so much of a trial and I hope you will not be offended with me because I like you and there is nothing at all amiss with your decorum in the normal sense Well I do nt know That does nt sound like NAME at all Well it did look like NAME It also sounded like him It might have been a very clever gag by NAME CHAR but I am doubtful of their aptitude in the fields of either holographic projection or advanced cybernetics I have sent NAME an email apologising and saying that you and I are both equally to blame for NUM things and that you NAME and I are to blame for timesgate Thank you very much Timesgate As in Watergate I have put the items on your bill and you can take as long as you like to pay it off NAME is not yet home she arrives on Thursday I am going to NAME tomorrow to go on the eye and go to see a play so I will not be able to send you an email tomorrow unless something goes drastically wrong but I will on Thursday promise unless I meet NAME NAME and he invites me out for dinner in which case you may never hear from me again Is your sister flying home I hope you had a good time in NAME I have never been to NAME What play did you see Did you meet NAME NAME I guess I shall not get a reply if you did NAME NAME NAME I will be online hotmail wise on Thursday eve so we could have a chat if you email me a time maybe ish I ll look fairly early so you can go down to college Wonderful pm sounds great I shall get down to college for then I tried to download the hotmail messenger thing yesterday but the ITS service would nt let me so would you mind using the NAME NAME thing that you downloaded earlier in the year It s the product that the ITS uses and therefore I will be able to access it I m looking forward to chatting to you this evening I hope you have a lovely day Is it very hot in NAME I got a letter from NAME this morning She says are you still surviving in NAME NAME whilst we are all in the sunny south Well it s been really hot here too although yesterday was nt quite as sunny It s splendid weather Oh dear I m talking about the weather again Well until this evening NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME I am currently waiting for you to come online NAME you re even later than NAME would be Anyway a video has been left in the flat Sense and NAME is it yours Very best wishes NAME Chat Dear NAME I presume you are busy otherwise engaged or something Never mind If you can I d still really like to chat with you this evening I m going back to the flat now but just text me and I can be in college NUM minutes later Any time before NAME NAME to hear from you Very best wishes NAME This photo is for your amusement Dear NAME Hi I ve finished getting stuff for my dissertation Now I just have to read it etc This morning I have cleaned the oven twice It is still dirty I enjoyed chatting with you last night It was good fun Today the weather here is overcast and windy Methinks it looks like rain What s it like in NAME I ve attached a photo of NAME which might interest you She has nt seen it yet NAME took it NAME are we still going to play some tricks next year Please do I ve got within NUM guesses of NAME s initial password for the university computing service and I should be able to find out his name when they log them in Anyway I m hungry so I shall go back to the flat and have a rather late lunch whilst attempting the NAME NUM crossword Email me soon Very best wishes NAME This photo is for your amusement NAME hope you arewelll CHAR while I remeber can you please tell me how to delete things from the things at the tope of the page you know you click on th www things and it tells you which sites you ve been to how do I get rid of those I am having a boring week just opening and closong the church lots at the weekend I am going to NAME for NAME s NUM which I am a bit nervous about but never mind I m sure it will be fun I did a reading at church on sunday hmm that s basicallt it O dear well I hop you are ok lots of love NAME CHAR This message was delivered by NAME the world s first NAME NAME Let NAME send and receive free emails for you just go to WEBSITE an answer to your query Dear NAME I hope you are well If you are using Netscape Navigator go to NAME Preferences Clear NAME NAME If not then tell me what software you are using and I ll try and let you know I ll write a longer email to you tomorrow evening because I m really tired and it s horribly hot here It was good to see you online this evening even if only for a short while I hope you enjoy your party at the weekend Why are you a little nervous about it if you do nt mind me asking My week is nt very exciting either sitting in a bookshop all day Well have a good day tomorrow Very best wishes NAME NAME The telephone bill came today pound NUM but I ll send a flat email out within a day or NUM when I ve added everything up NAME NAME NAME NAME People Please look over this promptly and let me know if you made any of the calls unaccounted for WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE NAME WEBSITE a message from NAME Dear NAME Thank you very much for replying to my text messages I like having a mobile phone Anyway I hope you re managing to cope a little better with the heat If not then put your head in a freezer for a while Or think of poor NAME and NAME going off to NAME where it is doubtless hotter still Today I worked in the morning and finished tidying away my NAME stuff in the afternoon Then I helped my Dad in the garden for a while NAME I hope you enjoy your weekend in NAME Will you see anyone there whom I know By the way I was wondering if you d heard from NAME this holiday He has nt emailed me at all Neither has NAME Well I think I shall go to bed now My parents had to buy blackout curtains for me to stop the light waking me in the mornings The sun was getting me up at NUM am I hope you have a lovely day tomorrow See you soon NAME a quick note from NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME I m getting rather tired of rain well not exactly rain We have been living under a thick misty sea fog for the past NUM days Deliciously cool but wearing thin well I wish it would However that would mean back to the heat I ve heard from both NAME and NAME today so I m happy I hope you have a wonderful weekend too I look forward to communicating next week That sounds dreadfully dry and technical Very best wishes NAME Hi NAME Sorry to hear you do nt feel well Yes I m okay except that I m bored and the weather s miserable Hope you enjoy seeing NAME and NAME Bye NAME NAME Do you want to chat online sometime Bubbles Hi NAME The attachment is a photo for which you might like to fill in the speech bubbles if you re not feeling too ill I m collecting the captions and have already had some very amusing NUM back from NAME Have a nice day NAME Bubbles NAME I ca nt find the attachemnet sorry this is nt longer but I have to go not my machine hope u well love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Bubbles NAME I am now going to NAME I will attempt to communicate with you from the outward place adieu till tuesday NAME xx From NAME To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME The attachment is a photo for which you might like to fill in the speech bubbles if you re not feeling too ill I m collecting the captions and have already had some very amusing NUM back from NAME Have a nice day NAME WEBSITE Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Bubbles NAME soz to bother you very quickly I logged off accidentally as in it said log off aritchie and I did but how do I get it back and how do I rest the password thanks you are a star love NAME xxx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE NAME is iso CHAR insert apt iso CHAR word Dear NAME NAME I am now going to NAME I will attempt to communicate with you from the outward place Adieu till tuesday NAME xx I blinked Anyway I did nt mean that Greetings Dear NAME Hello It was nice to talk to you last night I hope you did nt mind me going but I was very very tired as I had been up since NUM NUM am As you know I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night Well most nights NAME importantly one of the children made a commitment to NAME which was wonderful This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring Sorry I never sent you a postcard but I did nt really get a chance to buy one Do you mind Anyway I think the one you sent me more than made up for my lack of imagination Well what are you doing for the remainder of the holidays Are you still being a caretaker Do email soon Very best wishes NAME Flat Telephone NAME Dear NAME Hello I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested Also I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by NAME NAME s I received NUM pounds so that augurs well for the rest of you Hope you had a lovely day with NAME in NAME I am going to book my train tickets this evening Thank you for your text message and sorry that I had to rush away when you telephoned me last night I had placed an advertisement for my NUM chemistry sets which I have had for NUM years in the local newspaper and a man came to view them He then bought them which was wonderful Now it is the weekend and I am very glad I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning By the way if you get any emails from Social Research Associates in your NAME account do nt download the attached document as it is a virus NAME told me I got NUM such emails and tried repeatedly in vain to open them I was very very curious about them Thankfully I was using webmail and it refused to let me open the emails much to my frustration Anyway I must dash See you soon Oh and since you made such a point of it in our online chat session last Sunday I shall end my email as follows love NAME Telephone NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR WEBSITE NAME NAME says if I receive no response within NUM week he will spam yours and NAME s email accounts NAME that get a reaction SIMPLE BILL Dear NAME I have just received NAME s comments on the telephone bill therefore here is an even simpler bill for you to look at DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR WEBSITE NAME NAME Flat Bills Dear Flat People minus NAME The enclosed document will tell you how much you owe the flat accounts at its closure Except for NAME whom the account owes Well that is it The flat account is now closed expect I m still keeping it open really and am going to use it for my own use Have a nice week NAME Re Flat Telephone NAME quickly I have starred those I recognise CHAR CHAR NAME I have put the NUM in brackets coz I do nt recognise them but they could well have been me the rest are unknown to me hope this helps email you soon NAME x ps what is spam apart from a rather unpleasant luncheon meat From NAME To EMAIL Subject Flat Telephone NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME Hello I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested Also I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by NAME NAME s I received NUM pounds so that augurs well for the rest of you Hope you had a lovely day with NAME in NAME I am going to book my train tickets this evening Thank you for your text message and sorry that I had to rush away when you telephoned me last night I had placed an advertisement for my NUM chemistry sets which I have had for NUM years in the local newspaper and a man came to view them He then bought them which was wonderful Now it is the weekend and I am very glad I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning By the way if you get any emails from Social Research Associates in your NAME account do nt download the attached document as it is a virus NAME told me I got NUM such emails and tried repeatedly in vain to open them I was very very curious about them Thankfully I was using webmail and it refused to let me open the emails much to my frustration Anyway I must dash See you soon Oh and since you made such a point of it in our online chat session last Sunday I shall end my email as follows love NAME Telephone NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME says if I receive no response within NUM week he will spam yours and NAME s email accounts NAME that get a reaction Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Flat Telephone NAME NAME in need of desperate help how do I clear the thing ok you get to the sign in bit for hotmail and you type your name on this computer I only have to type CHAR and it comes up as EMAIL how do I stop it doing that coz I accidentally typed my password in and now it comes up for all the family to see and it s my pin and everything help love NAME x Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME in NAME dear babe sorry you ca nt make it next weekend it would have been cool to see you again ta for the pc glad you had a gd time in NAME I have nothing else to tell you because I am bored stiff I hope yoiu are having a more entertaining time than me love NAME xx From NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Millza NAME EMAIL NAME Subject Re NAME in NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear assorted wonderful people After reading many emails NUM about a marvelloussounding proposed weekend in NAME I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend NAME NUM cannot get off work that weekend Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you NUM weeks later in NAME NAME With deepest regrets at missing such a funsounding time NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Possibly some help perhaps not Dear NAME It was lovely to chat to you and thanks for the ecard once more It really is very nice Now about your compromised security details You can either change you pin an enjoyable pastime or Click on My computer CHAR Windows NAME NAME NAME Then Select all the files by clicking on edit and select all Finally Press the delete key on your keyboard This might work If not I ll try again at pm Hope you are well NAME MESSAGE DATE NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM MESSAGEBODY Dear NAME Dear babe you do kinda remind me of the pig I shall try to take that in the nicest possible sense Thanks for your help sorry it was nt more of a proper conversation You re quite welcome Is the confusion tactic having any success I m sure the scrolllist thing will not be endless and that if you type in enough false passwords your one will eventually not appear I do nt think I am going to have time this hol to come visit unfortunately but next summer I definitely will unless I ve offended you irreparably likely Oh good I look forward to that Of course you have nt offended me Why would you think that Do you think I m easily offended We have a new car It s big Very nice What type is it Is it blue We re thinking of getting a new car in a week s time too Well I ve had not too bad a day today I managed to escape working tomorrow which is wonderful as I can sleep Next weekend I m going to NAME for my cousin s wedding so that shall mean more time off work This evening I ve done some chemistry and am going to watch Friends in NUM minutes Have you heard from NAME lately I have nt Do you think she s offended by that text message I sent her when we were in the tram travelling back from NAME Apparently she s on another camp this weekend Are you well What are you doing this weekend NAME seems to pass very quickly and meaninglessly when one is quite busy See you soon love NAME still debating on the babepig thing Your Cyberstalker little truffler Was just about to speak to you when you disappeared Oh you were too slow Sorry Some random guy emailed me and said that he had just moved here and wanted to meet people and he noticed I went to school here how would he get this info And is he a creep And do I have a cyberstalker I would say he definitely must be a creep All the evidence points to that Seriously though perhaps someone is playing a practical joke on you If not then it is quite probable that he or she could find out such details about you I do nt know how but it is possible As to having a cyberstalker again an exciting possibility Are you happy What film did you go and see Bye NAME iso CHAR BoredomF Dear NAME Thanks very much for your email It was really good to chat to you last night and sorry for being in rather a depressed mood at first if you noticed Anyway I am happier today and have just got home from work Why are you so bored Are you looking forward to seeing NAME I look forward to receiving your pictures of NAME 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enjoy NAME So are you still enjoying having NAME to stay Say hi to her from me What have you been up to this week Today I have been at work etc etc rather boring stuff This evening I finished all the chemistry I m doing this summer I am very happy Now I can write emails Actually I m sure I have other things to do as well I am getting a nasty cold at the moment and I am enjoying sneezing Well it s such an unusual experience and it is rather pleasant I put my virus down to my colleagues at work They are all rather ill too at present This is what comes when one integrates with society I should never have left the house Actually I should never have stopped drinking cactus juice something to take up again Here in NAME the natives are gathering round their fires plotting something wicked I ll be bound You can hear them at nights wailing and moaning softly to each other Some say it s just the wind passing through the trees but I m a chemist and therefore must know better I fear they shall never let me return to NAME Perhaps the southern redheaded one could use his influence on them They are in awe of his powers of talking for hours about rocks Strange folk the Scottish barbarians NAME only NUM weeks of the summer holidays left Are you yearning to be back in NAME I m not sure if I m looking forward to it It s rather funny but most of the summer I miss being in NAME with my friends but then for usually about the last week or so I miss being at home with my family Surely it does nt take me that long to readjust Oh dear oh dear I want a moose s head I wonder if NAME brought one back from NAME He did say he would but that was a year or more ago Such a charming object a moose s head do nt you think So delightful so imposing so furry I m sure NAME would like one Well I seem to have written some rather ridiculous nonsense this evening Never mind I m happy with my chemistry Perhaps that s the reason perhaps it s the moon Perhaps it s because I have nt done the NAME NUM crossword today and my brain has to do something with it s excess neural energy Perhaps that s the most ridiculous thing I ve every thought up I do nt know Have a lovely day tomorrow whatever you and NAME are doing and do enjoy the weekend I hope we can chat sometime soon Very best wishes Love NAME Re NAME NAME is staying with me I will pay you when I see you if that s ok if not email me looking forward to seeing you too NAME NAME From NAME NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject Re NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Yeah I ll try and do that on monday If I forget I m sure you ll remind me NAME any news on the job sit Perhaps we could kidnap you from work That would be exciting Looking forward to seeing you guys NAME Boys Girls and NAME Please can you either pay or cash NAME your outstanding cheques to the flat account so we can close the book on it NAME NAME a NAME NAME conglomerate Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME Dearest Babepiginthecity I forget whether it s my turn or yours but it s probably mine CHAR NAME I wish you were coming this weekend It wo nt be the same without you NAME is here visiting me It is fun We went to town today and then to the flower festival at my church Tomorrow we re going to NAME town near here The parents and NAME and NAME have gone to a concert at church but I m too tired I went to that st party you remember NUM you know and stayed up til am so I m pretty knackered still Just watching TV That s all NAME to chat soon love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME little man I had wondered at your silence but I thought you were too busy looking for truffles kidding I have been CHAR CHAR CHAR busy with church stuff like locking up after annoying late people are you going to watch the sketch show tonight on itv it is very funny I think you will really like it my sisiter has departed to NAME once more and I am berfeft of youthful company has NAME deicded what he s going to do will you come round for a meal and fix our tv I am looking forward to seing you lots you must come to my house soon but only if you want to of course I have nothing of interest to tell you my best to the fragrant NAME NAME NAME x From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME Hello You may have wondered why I have been so silent for the past week then again you may not Well the reason is because dear old NAME was very ill She contracted a nasty computer virus last Wednesday This malicious program did not allow her to open any applications like Word NAME Explorer etc Anyway after downloading a little program from our antivirus company s website and injecting NAME with it she is now back to her old cheerful self Her first encounter with a computer virus quite interesting I saw your bridesmaidtobe yesterday when he arrived in NAME NAME I must say I ca nt picture him as a bridesmaid It will be a very odd wedding I have only NUM more days of work left O joy Then I will be going back to lovely NAME on Monday So what have you done this week Are you all prepared for next term yet I certainly am not anyway Are you still going to post those photos or would you rather give them to me at NAME Hope you are well and having a good time It would be nice to chat sometime soon if you like Have a good evening NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re truffles I like that word NAME my love I m pleased with your progress under my tutelage you actually signed yourself love NAME well done heartiest congrats truffles are NUM things they are expensive chocolates very rich and gorgeous they are also things that pigs hunt for that are woodlandy like pig truffles really they scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them it s called truffling of course I will come visit you whenever I get my first invite NAME NAME x From NAME To EMAIL Subject truffles I like that word NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME What are truffles I have been CHAR CHAR CHAR busy with church stuff like locking up after annoying late people You should just lock them up instead When do you finish your vergering job NAME you come round for a meal and fix our tv I am looking forward to seeing you lots you must come to my house soon but only if you want to of course I would love to come round for a meal but I m not sure if I ll be able to fix a TV however I m sure I could try I m looking forward to seeing you lots too Of course I d like to come to your house soon You shall have to come and visit me in college too but only if you want of course I m going back on Monday sometime I have nothing of interest to tell you NAME neither unfortunately We re getting a new car on Saturday and I m looking forward to seeing it It matches my phone My best to the fragrant NAME NAME has a nice computery scent My greetings to NAME Love NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re truffles again hi babe ca nt stya have to put the cats to bed thanks for the email hope to see you soon on sun if you want or mon if you want to come round NAME atn From NAME To EMAIL Subject truffles again NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME NAME are NUM things I prefer the chocolate kind although I have little acquaintance with either They scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them it s called truffling You seem to be rather an authority on pigs I will come visit you whenever I get my first invite You re most welcome to come and see me anytime I will be very pleased to see you and you do nt need an invite But if you re not busy on Tuesday sometime then you have an invite Only NUM more days of work left Marvellous I wonder what I shall do this evening NAME perhaps I ll begin getting my belongings together for going back to NAME Really looking forward to seeing you again Love NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE NAME NAME Dear NAME Hello You may have wondered why I have been so silent for the past week then again you may not Well the reason is because dear old NAME was very ill She contracted a nasty computer virus last Wednesday This malicious program did not allow her to open any applications like Word NAME Explorer etc Anyway after downloading a little program from our antivirus company s website and injecting NAME with it she is now back to her old cheerful self Her first encounter with a computer virus quite interesting I saw your bridesmaidtobe yesterday when he arrived in NAME NAME I must say I ca nt picture him as a bridesmaid It will be a very odd wedding I have only NUM more days of work left O joy Then I will be going back to lovely NAME on Monday So what have you done this week Are you all prepared for next term yet I certainly am not anyway Are you still going to post those photos or would you rather give them to me at NAME Hope you are well and having a good time It would be nice to chat sometime soon if you like Have a good evening NAME truffles iso CHAR NUM like that iso CHAR word Dear NAME What are truffles I have been CHAR CHAR CHAR busy with church stuff like locking up after annoying late people You should just lock them up instead When do you finish your vergering job NAME you come round for a meal and fix our tv I am looking forward to seeing you lots you must come to my house soon but only if you want to of course I would love to come round for a meal but I m not sure if I ll be able to fix a TV however I m sure I could try I m looking forward to seeing you lots too Of course I d like to come to your house soon You shall have to come and visit me in college too but only if you want of course I m going back on Monday sometime I have nothing of interest to tell you NAME neither unfortunately We re getting a new car on Saturday and I m looking forward to seeing it It matches my phone My best to the fragrant NAME NAME has a nice computery scent My greetings to NAME Love NAME truffles again Dear NAME NAME are NUM things I prefer the chocolate kind although I have little acquaintance with either They scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them it s called truffling You seem to be rather an authority on pigs I will come visit you whenever I get my first invite You re most welcome to come and see me anytime I will be very pleased to see you and you do nt need an invite But if you re not busy on Tuesday sometime then you have an invite Only NUM more days of work left Marvellous I wonder what I shall do this evening NAME perhaps I ll begin getting my belongings together for going back to NAME Really looking forward to seeing you again Love NAME Re truffles again Dear NAME Hi I ve finished work I m very happy Thanks for the email Looking forward to seeing you but I do nt arrive in NAME until Monday afternoon so Sunday is not possible unfortunately Why did you put the cats to bed I thought you disliked them Anyway have a good weekend Love NAME Re truffles again Dear NAME and NAME Thank you for the messages you left on my door I assume they were from you as they had your names after them If they were forged then please ignore this email Why does everyone ask me where I am today Lectures have started of course I have put some pictures up on my walls NAME and NAME says my room now passes NAME I still have a long way to go though You both may be interested to know though I doubt it that NAME also known as that horrible stuffed creature has now found a permanent home with our intrepid NAME NAME who incidentally was mortified that he received no messages when you had both been so close to his room a feat of tremendous endurance in itself and really he ought nt ask for any more Hope you are both well and had enjoyable days love NAME NAME Dear NAME Excuse me but you received that email from NAME not me I asked him to write you an entirely different reply However I will still try and help you although I must ask you to retract your accusation that I am best friends with a computer It is causing me great pain and the emotional scarring is likely to be deep and long lasting NUM I assume you are referring to NAME NAME NAME the service on the NAME NAME NUM There ought to be no problem in creating an independent address list to that of you directory but unfortunately there is NAME NAME does not seem to remember the address list you create so you seem to have to re input it each time you log on to a networked PC This is extremely tiresome but until the ITS fix the problem I know not of any solution Perhaps our NUM technically minded friends will shed some light on the situation NAME Poetry Dear NAME NAME I have nt heard that variety before Anyway of course I realise your verse is far superior to NAME s I however being the tenderhearted barbarian that I am did not want to hurt her feelings after the valiant attempt at poetry which she made How many hours and drafts it must have taken her to produce such a composition as CHAR NAME we love you We truly do and your pen Where CHAR CHAR Whilst your delightful creation surpasses the sublime CHAR NAME I adore thee NAME NAME my favourite boy And when thou smilst at me I brings profoundest joy I look forward to my imminent room inspection I cannot comment on NAME s standards yet as I have still to see her room As for the message you left on NAME s door he thought that was from someone else He could nt read your name We ask where you are because we do nt know dimwit We do nt know EXACTLY where you are And writing NAME where are you See you soon NAME is better NAME NAME you troll you re obviously out seducing an innocent firstyear Leave them alone you skulking great monster Is nt it That s nasty I am not a dimwit I was attending a lecture Of course it s better to write the truth than lies Innocent first years Whatever next See you soon love NAME Re no subject This is NOT helpful NAME you are best friends with a computer and NAME it s your DEGREE Where is the knowledge the erudition the learnedness I am now not sure whether I need the help or you both do NAME slightly irritated PS Am adding NAME so he does nt feel left out Also he may be able to help me Unlike SOME people NAME NAME wrote After consultation with NAME he says I do nt really know So a suggestion is look in the help file NAME this helps as if CHAR NAME NAME wrote Also sorry a technical point Do you know how I create an address list in NAME without adding all the people that I want to put in it to my own address book If you are busy do nt worry about it I can always ask NAME these third years They have nothing to do Re NAME Can you really tell me that you did nt recognise the superiority of my verse to NAME s and my own especial distinctive style I am disgusted at your lack of taste and culture I am going to inspect your room before long and tell you whether it passes my high standards They are higher than NAME s I have seen her room I did leave NAME a message on his door Obviously neither of you can read We ask where you are because we do nt know dimwit We do nt know EXACTLY where you are And writing NAME where are you See you soon NAME is better NAME NAME you troll you re obviously out seducing an innocent firstyear Leave them alone you skulking great monster Is nt it NAME great to see you yesterday I ll see you later In about NUM minutes actually When can I come for a sleepover with NAME too of course Love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME and NAME Thank you for the messages you left on my door I assume they were from you as they had your names after them If they were forged then please ignore this email Why does everyone ask me where I am today Lectures have started of course I have put some pictures up on my walls NAME and NAME says my room now passes NAME I still have a long way to go though You both may be interested to know though I doubt it that NAME also known as that horrible stuffed creature has now found a permanent home with our intrepid NAME NAME who incidentally was mortified that he received no messages when you had both been so close to his room a feat of tremendous endurance in itself and really he ought nt ask for any more Hope you are both well and had enjoyable days love NAME NAME Dear NAME Hello How are you today Did you have any of your NUM lectures I ve had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by pm This means I have all of tomorrow off I am very happy about this Anyway you owe the flat account pound NUM It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon I hope your cough is getting better Love NAME Re NAME Dear NAME Are you being serious I hope you re not too bored I m going shopping this morning since I have the day off Actually I ve just got up shockingly late We watched NAME NAME last night we being NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Hope you have a good day I shall contact NAME NAME and demand money from him See you NAME NAME NAME wrote hey babe bored yet not willing to do anything I know I owe much cash contact my accountant NAME who pays all my bills NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Hello How are you today Did you have any of your NUM lectures I ve had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by pm This means I have all of tomorrow off I am very happy about this Anyway you owe the flat account pound NUM It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon I hope your cough is getting better Love NAME Re NAME hey babe bored yet not willing to do anything I know I owe much cash contact my accountant NAME who pays all my bills NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Hello How are you today Did you have any of your NUM lectures I ve had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by pm This means I have all of tomorrow off I am very happy about this Anyway you owe the flat account pound NUM It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon I hope your cough is getting better Love NAME Re NAME glad you had a good time last night be seeing you around NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Are you being serious I hope you re not too bored I m going shopping this morning since I have the day off Actually I ve just got up shockingly late We watched NAME NAME last night we being NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Hope you have a good day I shall contact NAME NAME and demand money from him See you NAME NAME NAME wrote hey babe bored yet not willing to do anything I know I owe much cash contact my accountant NAME who pays all my bills NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Hello How are you today Did you have any of your NUM lectures I ve had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by pm This means I have all of tomorrow off I am very happy about this Anyway you owe the flat account pound NUM It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon I hope your cough is getting better Love NAME Re NAME I will def come visit you soon althought not this pm are you free tomorrow NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME Did I say I had a good time Actually I did although I never mentioned it Have a good afternoon If you re bored you can come and visit me Love NAME NAME NAME wrote glad you had a good time last night be seeing you around NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Are you being serious I hope you re not too bored I m going shopping this morning since I have the day off Actually I ve just got up shockingly late We watched NAME NAME last night we being NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Hope you have a good day I shall contact NAME NAME and demand money from him See you NAME NAME NAME wrote hey babe bored yet not willing to do anything I know I owe much cash contact my accountant NAME who pays all my bills NAME x NAME wrote Re NAME Dear NAME Did I say I had a good time Actually I did although I never mentioned it Have a good afternoon If you re bored you can come and visit me Love NAME NAME NAME wrote glad you had a good time last night be seeing you around NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Are you being serious I hope you re not too bored I m going shopping this morning since I have the day off Actually I ve just got up shockingly late We watched NAME NAME last night we being NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Hope you have a good day I shall contact NAME NAME and demand money from him See you NAME NAME NAME wrote hey babe bored yet not willing to do anything I know I owe much cash contact my accountant NAME who pays all my bills NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Hello How are you today Did you have any of your NUM lectures I ve had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by pm This means I have all of tomorrow off I am very happy about this Anyway you owe the flat account pound NUM It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon I hope your cough is getting better Love NAME Re NAME Dear NAME I am free after NUM NUM tomorrow I would love to see you then if you are not doing anything else Have a good evening Love NAME NAME NAME wrote I will def come visit you soon althought not this pm are you free tomorrow NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME Did I say I had a good time Actually I did although I never mentioned it Have a good afternoon If you re bored you can come and visit me Love NAME NAME NAME wrote glad you had a good time last night be seeing you around NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME Are you being serious I hope you re not too bored I m going shopping this morning since I have the day off Actually I ve just got up shockingly late We watched NAME NAME last night we being NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Hope you have a good day I shall contact NAME NAME and demand money from him See you NAME NAME NAME wrote Re NAME hello petal I have auditions and callbacks so I may not be able to come round but I will def see you later in the wekk love NAME xx hope you are well xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I am free after NUM NUM tomorrow I would love to see you then if you are not doing anything else Have a good evening Love NAME NAME NAME wrote I will def come visit you soon althought not this pm are you free tomorrow NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME Did I say I had a good time Actually I did although I never mentioned it Have a good afternoon If you re bored you can come and visit me Love NAME NAME NAME wrote glad you had a good time last night be seeing you around NAME x NAME wrote no subject Re no subject Dear NAME Absolutely no bother at all It is quite easy if you know how and I will now tell you how Select the email addresses in the NAME document Drag the mouse holding down the left hand button from the top of the CHAR column to the bottom cells D to NAME Then go to edit and click copy Next open a new message window in NAME NAME Click in the to line where you normally type the email address of the person you re emailing then go to edit and click paste A long list will appear Press return and the computer will do things to it Then type your email as normal There are a lot of people in the ballroom dancing society NAME that was helpful if not please let me or NAME know and we ll try to explain it more clearly Love NAME NAME NAME wrote hello sorry to bother you but I really need your help and will be forever more in your debt o fabulous boys am sending you the ballroom dancing list I need to get the email addresses from that list onto this thing as yours are above but I ca nt seem to copy and paste any ideas o brainy one if not do nt worry I will just have to bore myself stupid and type them all out again ggrrr computers hate me love to both you little stars yes I know compliments ahev no bearing on whether you can actually do this or not NAME xx WEBSITE Type NAME NAME NAME application xmsexcel NAME NAME Download Status Not downloaded with message no subject I HATE myslef I am so STUPID why can I not do this simple thing NAME hmmm improvements to self needed no subject you are both stars and very brainy too thank you thank you thank you love NAME xx NAME Dear NAME To the best of my knowledge NAME and I are going to your house this evening for dinner If this is not accurate information please correct me As far as I am aware we intend to arrive at pm However it would be nice to know where you live as I have unfortunately forgotten I know how to get there I just do nt know where it is Anyway please would you email me sometime today and let me know Thank you very much NAME Re NAME NAME if you thank me one more time grr we are FRIENDS you do nt need to thank me especially as you are doing me a favour as I do nt have to hike down the hill NUM is good it will be simple food as I have a seminar till NUM I live at NUM mistletoe st I should warn you that I have to go see somone about trains at just after NUM but other than that you are welcom to stay tl whenever lookign forwadrt I see you both love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME To the best of my knowledge NAME and I are going to your house this evening for dinner If this is not accurate information please correct me As far as I am aware we intend to arrive at pm However it would be nice to know where you live as I have unfortunately forgotten I know how to get there I just do nt know where it is Anyway please would you email me sometime today and let me know Thank you very much NAME Re NAME Dear NAME In spite of you protests yesterday I would like to thank you for inviting me to dinner last night It was lovely and I think your house is very nice It is even quite clean and tidy I am impressed It was really nice to see you again I walked to lectures this mornig with NAME and we surveyed the roadside in search of suitable lampposts for NAME s shrine This will be very amusing Hope you are enjoying your busy day Love NAME Fwd Fwd Fwd A little joke I apologise if this offends any of you NAME x Hello everyone I just thought this was quite funny and that you might like to read it If you do nt find it funny remember I did nt force you to press on the link oh and apologies for the large number of forwarded messgaes WEBSITE NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE NAME Answers Dear NAME Answers to the NUM perplexing clues from yesterday s crossword NUM Down An archbishop of NAME his school NAME NUM Down Eg NAME NAME Opera Hope you had a good day NAME Re NAME Answers dearest NAME thank you lots I have a favour NAME and I were wondering if you would do the posters ie if I send you the title and stuff you will arrange them we would be grateful I will give them to you tonight at NAME s thing if you are going or someone else if you are not NAME NAME ps I have rather presumed you will have nt I well do do it NAME thanks CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME Answers to the NUM perplexing clues from yesterday s crossword NUM Down An archbishop of NAME his school NAME NUM Down Eg NAME NAME Opera Hope you had a good day NAME Re NAME Answers Dear NAME Of course I ll do it if you like but I m not very artistic However I m sure you might have some vague ideas of what you want them to look like Hopefully Yes I m going to NAME s thing this evening so that will be okay Hope you are having a good day See you this evening Love NAME NAME NAME wrote dearest NAME thank you lots I have a favour NAME and I were wondering if you would do the posters ie if I send you the title and stuff you will arrange them we would be grateful I will give them to you tonight at NAME s thing if you are going or someone else if you are not NAME NAME ps I have rather presumed you will have nt I well do do it NAME thanks CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME Answers to the NUM perplexing clues from yesterday s crossword NUM Down An archbishop of NAME his school NAME NUM Down Eg NAME NAME Opera Hope you had a good day NAME Re Fwd Re no subject Dear NAME What is this for Do you want it to go on the poster I assume it is Godspell stuff Hope you had a good weekend NAME NAME NAME wrote Here you go NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Image NAME NAME Dear NAME I am having problems with the disk you gave me It is either not formatted or formatted for apple only Anyway it will not give me access to the publisher file Therefore could you please email me the relevant file and that will hopfully work I got the picture okay Do you want it to form the entire background for the poster Hope you enjoyed your weekend at home and I ll see you sometime Love NAME Re Fwd Re no subject NAME could you send me the rough copy of what you ve done so far for the poster just so I can check it over for dates times etc thanx babe NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME What is this for Do you want it to go on the poster I assume it is Godspell stuff Hope you had a good weekend NAME NAME NAME wrote Here you go NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Image no subject babe can I come and see you about NUM tonight and sort the poster out and then we can have a chat is urgent we sort the poster out though hope this is ok will assume it is text me if not but see you at NUM love NAME xx Re no subject Of course it s okay but since I have nt got the title thing I have nt been able to do very much See you at pm NAME NAME NAME wrote babe can I come and see you about NUM tonight and sort the poster out and then we can have a chat is urgent we sort the poster out though hope this is ok will assume it is text me if not but see you at NUM love NAME xx spellpub NAME Hi NAME What do you mean it only saves the text Are you talking about the email Click on the attachment and select save to disk Then put in your disk and save it Have a good day NAME Re Meal Dear NAME Yes we were but NAME does nt do happy hour on Friday nights so we thought we would fall back on our original plan and cook one It will be cheaper this way pound NUM per person Hope you can still come Can you still come We ll all minus a few probably get a video out or go to the cinema or chat afterwards NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I thought we were going out for a meal huh NAME wrote Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Re Payment for meal last Friday unfortunately I am not sacred of either NAME or time they are wimps and so will never be paying your ever NAME x NAME wrote Dear all Thank you for coming last Friday evening I hope you all had an enjoyable time The total cost of the meal was pound NUM and that is to be divided between NUM Therefore everyone oews me pound NUM Cheques should be made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME I do not take switch as yet unfortunately NAME is also perfectly acceptable Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term when I shall come knocking on your door with NUM large bodyguards NAME and NAME Anyway I think that s all NAME no subject see you at NUM tomorrow love NAME xx Re Payment for meal last Friday Dear NAME I assume the of is meant to be to I am not sacred to either NAME or time This raises interesting questions If you do nt want to pay fine I do nt mind Let your ahem conscience deal with it NAME NAME NAME wrote unfortunately I am not sacred of either NAME or time they are wimps and so will never be paying your ever NAME x NAME wrote Dear all Thank you for coming last Friday evening I hope you all had an enjoyable time The total cost of the meal was pound NUM and that is to be divided between NUM Therefore everyone oews me pound NUM Cheques should be made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME I do not take switch as yet unfortunately NAME is also perfectly acceptable Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term when I shall come knocking on your door with NUM large bodyguards NAME and NAME Anyway I think that s all NAME Re no subject Dear NAME I would love to see you at NAME tomorrow Hope you are having a good day Love NAME NAME NAME wrote see you at NUM tomorrow love NAME xx My literary acheivements Dear Miss NAME I would be delighted to allow you to proofread my most recent novel The NUM shores of the ocean is an epic work which draws together NUM fine people from very different lifestyles I wrote it myself In return for letting you preview my novel I have no doubt you will want to bestow upon me all sorts of gifts etc I have no objetcions to this and I feel I ought to tell you I am particularly partial to kiwi fruits at the moment Please collect the book from my secretary NAME NAME at your convenience I look forward to hearing your opinion on my most splendid achievement Yours sincerely CHAR CHAR NAME Dear NAME NAME says he would like you to read his book I have it so let me know when you want to collect it Love NAME My Birthday Meal Dear NAME Thank you so much for offering to organise my birthday meal It was really kind of you If you still do nt mind doing it then these are the people I would like to invite People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Monday th November evening NAME I do not particularly mind where we goo and unless you have any particular preference perhaps you could ask the above people in your email to them Whatever Thanks ever so much again Love NAME NAME NAME NAME s book hope you ahd a good day It was snowing Do you remember making snowballs last year and keeping them in the freezer Re NAME s Birthday You re very funny Thank you Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME NAME Apologies for the mass email Just wondered if any of you wanted to come and see NAME which incidentally I am producing It s on at the Assembly Rooms Thursday th Saturday th and though I do say it myself it s pretty good Thanks to all of you who are already planning to see it if you do want tickets just email me and I ll reserve them for you Hope you re all well Love NAME x Dear NAME I would like to see you this week Would NAME on wednesday be a suitable time NAME Re It would Would it be a suitable time for you NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to see you this week Would NAME on wednesday be a suitable time NAME Re Dear NAME No actually I was just suggesting it to waste time Of course it s a suitable time for me NAME NAME NAME wrote It would Would it be a suitable time for you NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to see you this week Would NAME on wednesday be a suitable time NAME Re CHAR CHAR then then love NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME No actually I was just suggesting it to waste time Of course it s a suitable time for me NAME NAME NAME wrote It would Would it be a suitable time for you NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to see you this week Would NAME on wednesday be a suitable time NAME Re Why do you call yourself NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote CHAR CHAR then then love NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME No actually I was just suggesting it to waste time Of course it s a suitable time for me NAME NAME NAME wrote It would Would it be a suitable time for you NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to see you this week Would NAME on wednesday be a suitable time NAME Re NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR tomorrow NAME wrote Why do you call yourself NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote CHAR CHAR then then love NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME No actually I was just suggesting it to waste time Of course it s a suitable time for me NAME NAME NAME wrote It would Would it be a suitable time for you NAME NAME wrote SMILEY Hi NAME Did you ever find the jacket you lost a few weeks ago in NAME s If not then try going to the NAME flat before Sunday as they have lots of lost property whihc they are about to give to NAME It was really nice to see you today NAME Re SMILEY I did find my jacket thank you honey but ta for the reminder it was good to see you too enjoy the rest of your day I am going to watch tv love NAME xx NAME wrote Hi NAME Did you ever find the jacket you lost a few weeks ago in NAME s If not then try going to the NAME flat before Sunday as they have lots of lost property whihc they are about to give to NAME It was really nice to see you today NAME For your diary Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier pm until am Love NAME Re For your diary NUM you do nt stay up till NUM NUM I did nt forget YOU you baby I forgot the appt grrr I will reply when I have my diray with me love ya NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier pm until am Love NAME Re For your diary NUM Sometimes I do stay up until am I ve done so at least NUM times in the past week NUM Forgetting the appointment is the same as forgetting me as I was the appointment NUM What is a diray Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NUM you do nt stay up till NUM NUM I did nt forget YOU you baby I forgot the appt grrr I will reply when I have my diray with me love ya NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier pm until am Love NAME Re For your diary NAME you know what a diray is it s just my misspelling it s not the same as forgetting you you make it sound as if I did it on purpose becasue I hate you or something I would have forgotton whoever it was not just you good grief NAME wrote NUM Sometimes I do stay up until am I ve done so at least NUM times in the past week NUM Forgetting the appointment is the same as forgetting me as I was the appointment NUM What is a diray Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NUM you do nt stay up till NUM NUM I did nt forget YOU you baby I forgot the appt grrr I will reply when I have my diray with me love ya NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier pm until am Love NAME Re For your diary what about tuesday at NUM NAME wrote Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier pm until am Love NAME Re For your diary Dear NAME Tuesday at NUM suits me fine See you then NAME NAME NAME wrote what about tuesday at NUM NAME wrote Dear NAME I am really sorry if my text message upset you although I was hurt that you had forgotten me Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was nt a Wednesday at NAME That would be lovely Anyway I would definitely like to see you before term ends I am free Thursday th from NUM pm until am Friday th from NUM pm until NAME from pm until am Saturday st from when I get up until lunch time from after NAME until am Sunday nd from NUM pm until am Tuesday th from at least possibly earlier NAME until am Love NAME Hi NAME Dear NAME Hope you are enjoying the CU conference I am now back in NAME I have nt done very much this morning other than get up late This afternoon I m going to NAME to do some shopping I must do some work Have a good day Love NAME no subject NAME babe I have horrific amounts of work to do it is horrid although I am very mush enjoying writing about NAME NAME which is what I am doing now la de da I have done nothing very interesting at all since the start of term which is why I have no news hmm hmm I have read a bit and been ot bed early and eaten stuff I need some new trainers so I have had a look for those I have seen NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME but noit NAME perhaps he is avoiding me and who could blame him the library is quite a restful place to work but my back hurts I have a tutorial at either NUM NUM or NUM but I ca nt remember which which is annoying I am scared scared scared by the work I have to do nothing else to say I am afraid due to boring life NAME xx Re Boredom quickly because I have a lecture you are turning into a girl shopping indeed CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME So you re busy with work then Glad to hear you re still sleeping eating etc I do nt know about NAME he may be avoiding you Is this bad My back hurts too I hope you remember when your tutorial is Do not be afraid of work I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do I have been doing some work and lazing around Getting up late eating watching NAME NAME checking my email Very boring I want to go to NAME and buy clothes Hopefully soon Have a good evening NAME Boredom Dear NAME So you re busy with work then Glad to hear you re still sleeping eating etc I do nt know about NAME he may be avoiding you Is this bad My back hurts too I hope you remember when your tutorial is Do not be afraid of work I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do I have been doing some work and lazing around Getting up late eating watching NAME NAME checking my email Very boring I want to go to NAME and buy clothes Hopefully soon Have a good evening NAME Re Boredom No I m not Shopping is simply a vehicle for me to get out somewhere NAME quickly because I have a lecture you are turning into a girl shopping indeed CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME So you re busy with work then Glad to hear you re still sleeping eating etc I do nt know about NAME he may be avoiding you Is this bad My back hurts too I hope you remember when your tutorial is Do not be afraid of work I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do I have been doing some work and lazing around Getting up late eating watching NAME NAME checking my email Very boring I want to go to NAME and buy clothes Hopefully soon Have a good evening NAME Re NAME likes simultaneous equations thanks for a loevly weekend we had a good time too am now supposedly hard at work in the library in relaity bored O well I hope you are not too stressed out by our visit have a good week say hello to NAME for me am in process of compiling list for you both love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME and NAME What can I say I had an absolutely wonderful weekend Thank you ever so much You re both really lovely It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time I appreciated it I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric NAME and were not too shocked by the natives Hopefully I ll be going to NAME a week on Monday nd sorry I said Tuesday did nt I but I made a mistake scandalous admission and would love to see you both then Do write or whatever soon Love NAME NAME NAME it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening are these ok umm of course green day good riddance and then all seeing I and the beat goes on NAME NAME always a woman sixpence none the richer kiss me st etienne NAME third day I ve always loved you u all that you ca nt leave behind NAME NAME you ve got a friend NAME NAME fever the laas there she goes ravel bolero NOT a pop song you re amazing we want you to stay that way CHAR CHAR NAME likes simultaneous equations Dear NAME and NAME What can I say I had an absolutely wonderful weekend Thank you ever so much You re both really lovely It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time I appreciated it I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric NAME and were not too shocked by the natives Hopefully I ll be going to NAME a week on Monday nd sorry I said Tuesday did nt I but I made a mistake scandalous admission and would love to see you both then Do write or whatever soon Love NAME NAME NAME it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening Re NAME likes simultaneous equations Hello you NUM Well today I have eaten a bowl of cereal and a piece of toast so I have not JUST had how is NAME You should eat more NAME I am lost NAME PLEASE STOP punctuating your emails with those stupid NAME signs it drives me mad I feel foreign and unable to read your emails properly NAME NAME you see I write my emails in Word and when I copy them to NAME strange things must happen I shall try and make this one look normal NAME you are not thrifty but what is the point of thrift cf that bit in the NAME Godspell about not storing your treasures on earth We should spend spend spend thus I am going clothes shopping soon Cf That bit in the NAME about being a good steward But spending money is definitely fun I thought you d just been clothes shopping on the internet Today I have sent off my thing to national savings which will enable me to redeem the money my parents have saved for me I have done washing I have changed my bed had coffee with NAME who amended my NAME so that it now blatantly lies about how good I am at things NAME do you have a national savings account I do too but I suppose that s not surprising You did your washing I miss doing my washing NAME s are never supposed to be an accurate reflection of course they re meant to exaggerate I have done no work I do nt care Is nt it strange that one never gets lots of work done on the same day as one s friends I found that last year in the flat with NAME he often told me he d done NUM hours work and I d done the crossword Anyway I got lots of work done yesterday but not to be too annoying it did nt really get me anywhere and I m still stuck even though I did nt stop till NAME Oh dear He NAME NAME said his new shoes were nice and waterproof and I said he sounded like NAME He said that he was aware that this was not a compliment I did not mean it as an insult He also said that I was very sarcastic Am I too sarcastic No no no of course not You have a very nice level of sarcasm It s part of your personality A nonsarcastic NAME would be a very peculiar creature indeed And I like sarcasm NAME my friend NAME in NAME NAME wants to know how you are Oh that s nice Please tell her I m much better thank you and I hope she is well too and anything else you can think of That s the one I met when I was at your house is nt it Love you both in varying relationships NAME xx Just what on earth is that supposed to mean That can be taken in many different ways Love you both in the same relationship NAME I know that sounds bad but you know what I mean Anyway it s no worse than NAME s Music Dear NAME I have managed to find the following songs All seeing NUM And the beat goes on NAME NAME NAME NAME Sixpence none the richer Kiss me NAME NAME NAME Third Day I ve always loved you The NAME There she goes Ravel NAME NOT a pop song Unfortunately the following NUM have copyright restrictions so I am unable to access them NAME NAME Always a woman U All that you ca nt leave behind NAME NAME You ve got a friend NAME NAME NAME Since the songs I have successfully downloaded only last about NUM minutes perhaps there are some others you would like to include too Let me know Hope you re having a good day Love NAME Re Music Hi NAME for Dusty NAME NAME Of A Preacher NAME I have found NUM versions NAME Fiction version Soundtrack NUM minutes long Original version NAME NAME NUM minutes long NAME NAME version Blues NUM minutes long Which would you like Also for NAME All That You Ca nt Leave Behind that appears to be the name of the album Which song in it did you want Hope you are having a good day Love NAME Visit to NAME Dear NAME and NAME I am sorry to have to tell you that unfortunately I wo nt be coming to NAME next week for the day My department have suggested that they just send the results of my experiment and that I need nt bother coming down I also feel I could do with some more rest Hopefully I ll be back soon though Love NAME Re Music the middle one sounds good I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too but do nt stress too much about it sorry nothing to say due to dull life NAME x ps sorry you ca nt come down NAME wrote Hi NAME for Dusty NAME NAME Of A Preacher NAME I have found NUM versions NAME Fiction version Soundtrack NUM minutes long Original version NAME NAME NUM minutes long NAME NAME version Blues NUM minutes long Which would you like Also for NAME All That You Ca nt Leave Behind that appears to be the name of the album Which song in it did you want Hope you are having a good day Love NAME Re NAME likes simultaneous equations well today I have eaten a bowl of cereal and a piece of toast so I have not JUST had how is NAME you should eat more NAME NAME PLEASE STOP punctuating your emails with those stupid euro signs it drives me mad I feel foreign and unable to read your emails properly NAME you are not thrify but what is the point of thrift cf that bit in the bible godspell about not storing youre treasures on earth we should spend spend spend thus I am going clothes shopping soon today I have sent off my thing to national savings which will enable me to redeem the money my parents ahev saved for me I have done washing I have changed my bed had coffee with NAME who amended my cv so that it now blatantly lies about how good I am at things and am about to go see NAME and have dinner with NAME I have done no work I do nt care I saw NAME masson he might be going back to NAME if he ca nt find a job this would be a shame he said his new shoes were nice and waterproof and I said he soundede like NAME he said that he was aware that this was not a compliment I did not mean it as an insult he also said that I was very sarcastic am I too sarcastic NAME my friend NAME in st NAME wants to know how you are love you both in varying relationships NAME xx NAME wrote hello you NUM NAME for your message NAME and you are very welcome We enjoyed seeing you well I did ca nt speak for NAME and all I have had today is how is NAME I went to church last night and we had a sermon on NAME NAME hardly mentioned the NAME at all but it was very very cool and much better than an English lecture Today I have been very naughty and I bought some red boots but they had pound one off so really I have made a saving of pound NUM I am so thrifty I have also managed to do no work today people keep popping into my room for chats very nice but not very productive I am writing an essay on te future of the welfare state very very interesting love you both yes that includes you NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME and NAME What can I say I had an absolutely wonderful weekend Thank you ever so much You re both really lovely It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time I appreciated it I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric NAME and were not too shocked by the natives Hopefully I ll be going to NAME a week on Monday nd sorry I said Tuesday did nt I but I made a mistake scandalous admission and would love to see you both then Do write or whatever soon Love NAME NAME NAME it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening Re Music okey dokey bro how about falling NAME keys dusty NAME son of a preacher man fat boy slim praise you manic street preachers you stole the sun from my heart rem nightswimming u with or without you merci mon amie emailyou tomorrow if I remember love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I have managed to find the following songs All seeing NUM And the beat goes on NAME NAME NAME NAME Sixpence none the richer Kiss me NAME NAME NAME Third Day I ve always loved you The NAME There she goes Ravel NAME NOT a pop song Unfortunately the following NUM have copyright restrictions so I am unable to access them NAME NAME Always a woman U All that you ca nt leave behind NAME NAME You ve got a friend NAME NAME NAME Since the songs I have successfully downloaded only last about NUM minutes perhaps there are some others you would like to include too Let me know Hope you re having a good day Love NAME Re Music yes but I m going now love NAME xx have a good day NAME wrote Hi NAME Are you still online NAME the middle one sounds good I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too but do nt stress too much about it sorry nothing to say due to dull life NAME x ps sorry you ca nt come down NAME wrote Hi NAME for Dusty NAME NAME Of A Preacher NAME I have found NUM versions NAME Fiction version Soundtrack NUM minutes long Original version NAME NAME NUM minutes long NAME NAME version Blues NUM minutes long Which would you like Also for NAME All That You Ca nt Leave Behind that appears to be the name of the album Which song in it did you want Hope you are having a good day Love NAME Re Music Hi NAME Are you still online NAME the middle one sounds good I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too but do nt stress too much about it sorry nothing to say due to dull life NAME x ps sorry you ca nt come down NAME wrote Hi NAME for Dusty NAME NAME Of A Preacher NAME I have found NUM versions NAME Fiction version Soundtrack NUM minutes long Original version NAME NAME NUM minutes long NAME NAME version Blues NUM minutes long Which would you like Also for NAME All That You Ca nt Leave Behind that appears to be the name of the album Which song in it did you want Hope you are having a good day Love NAME Re Music Dear NAME Sorry to bother you but do you want your songs in any particular order on your NAME Also do you want anything in particular on the cover Have a good day Love NAME Re Music Dear NAME NAME you had a good weekend in NAME When are you coming back Thank you I did Well hopefully I ll be back on Saturday but it depends on the omnipotent doctor I will let you know NAME and I have booked our party It s going to be on the nd of Feb This is exciting I m sure it is exciting Did you say it was in NAME NAME NAME What kind of party is it going to be How is NAME Are you feeling any better NAME is well and asleep as usual I am feeling better than I was last week when I was nt feeling very well I think I was just a little annoyed that I was nt getting better as well as I wanted to NAME Come back soon to my arms my love Oh that is what I am longing for I cannot sleep at nights for thinking of you my love Love NAME no thank you could I maybe have an extra one if it s too much hassle do nt worry about it but shaggy it was nt me you might not want to let your mother hear the lyrics hope you had a good weekend in NAME when are you coming back I had an ok weekend I got some new trainers they re ok but not fantatic but they re ok thanks for your texts went to church yesterday the evening was good but NAME preached in the mornign and it was very very random normailly I like NAME s sermons but this one hmm let s just say it had potential NAME and I have booked our party it s going to be on the nd of feb this is exciting put whatever on the cover of the cd but surprise me how is NAME are you feeling any better come back soon to my arms my love bye NAME x Re Music no thank you could I maybe have an extra one if it s too much hassle do nt worry about it but shaggy it was nt me you might not want to let your mother hear the lyrics hope you had a good weekend in NAME when are you coming back I had an ok weekend I got some new trainers they re ok but not fantatic but they re ok thanks for your texts went to church yesterday the evening was good but NAME preached in the mornign and it was very very random normailly I like NAME s sermons but this one hmm let s just say it had potential NAME and I have booked our party it s going to be on the nd of feb this is exciting put whatever on the cover of the cd but surprise me how is NAME are you feeling any better come back soon to my arms my love bye NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME Sorry to bother you but do you want your songs in any particular order on your NAME Also do you want anything in particular on the cover Have a good day Love NAME no subject Dear NAME NAME well I ll start by apologising for the message I sent you it was fairly nasty and I m sorry for the way in which I said things But I wo nt apologise for the content because it was true Firstly NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday I told her about college group and said that I could nt so you all knew that I would nt be able to and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising Secondly had I been arranging the meal I would have made some kind of effort to rearrange had one of you not been able to make it to not even try is basically just saying that you re not bothered whether I m there or not which is not nice Thirdly to say that you do nt understand what NAME and I were trying to say reads like this NAME ca nt come to the meal but I do nt want to take responsibility for her being hurt so I ll pretend I do nt know what s going on I ca nt help wondering whether had it been say NAME or NAME who could nt have gone whether you and NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule I m sorry if this seems harsh but I m just trying to be honest I know you were upset by the email I sent you but NAME if you do nt tell me I ca nt even begin to respond I mean the ball was firmly in your court to be honest and what is friendship without honesty If you have a problem with something I do or say you have to tell me I know you re shy but and I m sorry to be blunt you re going to have to make the effort The only reason I can see for you not making any effort to talk to me about this is if you re not bothered whether you re friends with me or not If this is the case there s nothing I can do to change your mind and I wo nt bother you ever again But that would sadden me because I do enjoy your company and I like spending time with you But and this is a big but I WO NT have a onesided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you to apologise to forgive first If you wo nt make any effort with this NAME there s nothing I can do but I m not going to sit by and let your stubborness spoil your friendships Either we are honest with each other and we tell each other when the other has done something wrong and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness or we are nt friends because I hate unreal friendships I WANT you to be honest with me and I will be with you If you do nt reply to this email I ll know that you do nt want to be friends with me If you do let me know when you re free and we can meet up and talk about this or just reply by email but only if honesty is on the agenda I think you ll probably be really annoyed when you read this but take a few minutes to think over what I ve said and I ve only said it because CHAR I want to be honest with you and CHAR I care about you and want you to be happy and fulfilled in your friendships Just tell me what you think say anything I do want to see you and I guess I ll know by tomorrow whether you feel the same With love NAME x Re no subject Dear NAME NAME well I ll start by apologising for the message I sent you it was fairly nasty and I m sorry for the way in which I said things But I wo nt apologise for the content because it was true Thank you I found it very hurtful and have nt been thinking of much else since Your email basically accused NAME and NUM of not caring about you or your feelings suggested you did nt want to have anything more to do with us and was dripping with sarcasm NAME The point in having the meal was because the NAME s President s NAME was on Wednesday The invitation was open to anyone on the list and you were nt the only one who could nt make it Had only NUM or NUM of us been able to go the meal would still have gone ahead NAME NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday I told her about college group and said that I could nt so you all knew that I would nt be able to and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising It was not patronising NAME had cell group at NUM NUM but she still came When did your college group start Since you would nt discuss trying to work around the issue we simply made the meal as early as we could to the discomfort of some others I might add in the hope that you would be able to attend Secondly had I been arranging the meal I would have made some kind of effort to rearrange had one of you not been able to make it to not even try is basically just saying that you re not bothered whether I m there or not which is not nice As I have already mentioned if people could nt make it then that s a shame but the meal was on Wednesday for a particular reason As I have also mentioned we did make some kind of effort to rearrange the meal as best we could within the framework of the reason for the meal Thirdly to say that you do nt understand what NAME and I were trying to say reads like this NAME ca nt come to the meal but I do nt want to take responsibility for her being hurt so I ll pretend I do nt know what s going on Perhaps you overestimate my intelligence I received rather cryptic replies from both you and NAME Neither of you stated your intentions clearly For example your reply to the first email was enjoy very informative I ca nt help wondering whether had it been say NAME or NAME who could nt have gone whether you and NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule And I ca nt help saying that it would have made no difference to our efforts to reschedule whatsoever You will only be able to come close to understanding our point of view when you realise that the meal was not primarily arranged for a social reason but for a practical one I m sorry if this seems harsh but I m just trying to be honest I know you were upset by the email I sent you but NAME if you do nt tell me I ca nt even begin to respond How do you know I mean the ball was firmly in your court to be honest and what is friendship without honesty If you have a problem with something I do or say you have to tell me It has nothing to do with honesty The reason I did not respond to your email was because I generally prefer not to lose my temper if I can help it I would have regretted it I am regretting writing this now but what choice do I have since you basically said reply or we wo nt be friends I WO NT have a onesided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you to apologise to forgive first If you wo nt make any effort with this NAME there s nothing I can do but I m not going to sit by and let your stubbornness spoil your friendships NAME Whenever I suggest we meet up to see each other I get the usual I m so busy with work and seeing people and doing this and that My life is just so busy I ll have to see if there s a space in my diary Do you know what that says to me It says I really do nt have time to see you It s a matter of priorities As I have explained it is nt stubbornness on my part it s a different approach to possible conflicts Either we are honest with each other and we tell each other when the other has done something wrong and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness or we are nt friends because I hate unreal friendships I WANT you to be honest with me and I will be with you It would seem you already have acknowledged that you knew I was hurt by your email so I m sure you were aware I thought you had done something wrong As I have explained before it s nothing to do with shyness I m shy around people I do nt know not with my friends If you do nt reply to this email I ll know that you do nt want to be friends with me If you do let me know when you re free and we can meet up and talk about this or just reply by email but only if honesty is on the agenda NAME the blackmail part Sorry I want to talk to you about this I m free all the time Just come to my room and if I m not there text me and I ll be there as soon as I can I think you ll probably be really annoyed when you read this No I was very pleased It made a change from the last email you sent me which must be good I really like you and want to be friends That s why I was so upset by your email Love NAME NAME Please do nt be too upset at all the horrible things I ve said to you in this email You may call it honesty but I feel awful about sending it to you OK NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME well I ll start by apologising for the message I sent you it was fairly nasty and I m sorry for the way in which I said things But I wo nt apologise for the content because it was true Thank you I found it very hurtful and have nt been thinking of much else since Your email basically accused NAME and NUM of not caring about you or your feelings suggested you did nt want to have anything more to do with us and was dripping with sarcasm NAME for a start let s leave NAME out of this as it s between me and you babe Secondly I m impressed and honoured that you replied I m glad you still want to be friends I was worried that you would nt That is not sarcasm But NAME look at it from my perspective I did nt know about the President s Formal it just looked to me as if you could nt be bothered to rearrange These things have to be explained to me I m sorry about the sarcasm but your email hurt me too NAME The point in having the meal was because the NAME s President s NAME was on Wednesday The invitation was open to anyone on the list and you were nt the only one who could nt make it Had only NUM or NUM of us been able to go the meal would still have gone ahead NAME NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday I told her about college group and said that I could nt so you all knew that I would nt be able to and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising It was not patronising NAME had cell group at NUM NUM but she still came When did your college group start Since you would nt discuss trying to work around the issue we simply made the meal as early as we could to the discomfort of some others I might add in the hope that you would be able to attend We had to be there to set up at NUM What am I supposed to do turn back time NAME sarcasm ca nt help it genetic heritage And I m not going to apologise for discomforting others when arrangments are made on my behalf that I know nothing about And the point is that I was asked if I wanted to go and then excluded Why solicit my opinion and then ignore it What s the point Plus I did NOT have the opportunity to discuss anything that is nt true I was sent an email saying that that was when we were going not When do you think we should go Secondly had I been arranging the meal I would have made some kind of effort to rearrange had one of you not been able to make it to not even try is basically just saying that you re not bothered whether I m there or not which is not nice As I have already mentioned if people could nt make it then that s a shame but the meal was on Wednesday for a particular reason As I have also mentioned we did make some kind of effort to rearrange the meal as best we could within the framework of the reason for the meal If you do nt tell me things I do nt know See above for lack of knowledge of NAME s Ents I am not NAME s I do not have all the information Thirdly to say that you do nt understand what NAME and I were trying to say reads like this NAME ca nt come to the meal but I do nt want to take responsibility for her being hurt so I ll pretend I do nt know what s going on Perhaps you overestimate my intelligence I received rather cryptic replies from both you and NAME Neither of you stated your intentions clearly For example your reply to the first email was enjoy very informative I had already told NAME and NAME that I could nt come I assume that you all talk to each other I ca nt help wondering whether had it been say NAME or NAME who could nt have gone whether you and NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule And I ca nt help saying that it would have made no difference to our efforts to reschedule whatsoever You will only be able to come close to understanding our point of view when you realise that the meal was not primarily arranged for a social reason but for a practical one And you will only come close to understanding MY point of view when you realise that IF YOU DO NT TELL ME I DO NT KNOW I AM NOT PSYCHIC Also your first line of this sounds suspiciously sarcastic I m sorry if this seems harsh but I m just trying to be honest I know you were upset by the email I sent you but NAME if you do nt tell me I ca nt even begin to respond How do you know It became apparent to me Plus in some ways I am psychic and I already knew I mean the ball was firmly in your court to be honest and what is friendship without honesty If you have a problem with something I do or say you have to tell me It has nothing to do with honesty The reason I did not respond to your email was because I generally prefer not to lose my temper if I can help it I would have regretted it I am regretting writing this now but what choice do I have since you basically said reply or we wo nt be friends It does have to do with honesty NAME because in the past if you have been upset about something you have nt said anything And you do need to tell me even if it s a horribly sarcastic email I do nt care if you lose your temper Yell at me That s what I m here for Sort of I WO NT have a onesided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you to apologise to forgive first If you wo nt make any effort with this NAME there s nothing I can do but I m not going to sit by and let your stubbornness spoil your friendships NAME Whenever I suggest we meet up to see each other NUM get the usual I m so busy with work and seeing people and doing this and that My life is just so busy I ll have to see if there s a space in my diary Do you know what that says to me It says I really do nt have time to see you It s a matter of priorities As I have explained it is nt stubbornness on my part it s a different approach to possible conflicts This term I have NUM modules of coursework to hand in That s NUM lots of writing and research I have my dissertation to hand in That s another Plus NUM formative essays That s NUM NUM words in total by NAME I have a play to produce how cool another one I have and will make every effort to see you but do remember that I only see NAME NUM or NUM times a week outside of lectures and she s my best friend and everyone else even less And remember as well that virtually NUM has come to visit me this term heaven forbid that they should have to walk for NUM minutes or make some kind of effort I do try NAME but making an effort to see you ALL when it s kind of unreciprocated sometimes takes it s toll and you re not usually the one who I do nt see because of that If you like we can meet up regularly once a week or twice or whatever I do nt mind I do nt just drop in on people because they re usually out and I ca nt speak for the others as to when they see you NAME If I do nt have my diary with me I ca nt say yes or not because I do nt know my timetable and obviously I ca nt miss course stuff Either we are honest with each other and we tell each other when the other has done something wrong and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness or we are nt friends because I hate unreal friendships I WANT you to be honest with me and I will be with you It would seem you already have acknowledged that you knew I was hurt by your email so I m sure you were aware I thought you had done something wrong As I have explained before it s nothing to do with shyness I m shy around people I do nt know not with my friends NAME NUM kind of disagree especially if we re in a big group Sometimes you barely say anything at all If you do nt reply to this email I ll know that you do nt want to be friends with me If you do let me know when you re free and we can meet up and talk about this or just reply by email but only if honesty is on the agenda NAME the blackmail part Sorry I want to talk to you about this I m free all the time Just come to my room and if I m not there text me and I ll be there as soon as I can It was nt meant to be blackmail NAME I did nt think of it like that I just wanted you to tell me how you felt and on past experience I thought you probably would nt that s all And yes I will come and see you in your room I think you ll probably be really annoyed when you read this No I was very pleased It made a change from the last email you sent me which must be good NAME I really like you and want to be friends That s why I was so upset by your email Yes ok I m sorry I upset you but do try and stand in my shoes and see this from my POV for a NAME You hurt me too and I have told you why and apologised Love NAME NAME Please do nt be too upset at all the horrible things I ve said to you in this email You may call it honesty but I feel awful about sending it to you I m not upset I m glad that you replied and that you were honest with me I would rather you were sarcastic and nasty and angry than you said nothing at all thought that s when you say it best just kidding Do nt feel too bad although if it would make you feel better I could say some horrid stuff back Kidding I think what I really want to end by saying is that you re a sweetie and I hope you can forgive my hot temper I have been regretting that email But at the same time it s part of me and I ca nt change that So do nt take what I say to heart do nt take me seriously for heaven s sake and always remember your pinch of salt no subject NAME have you not checked your emails today yet or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me or are you expecting me to come and see you Please bear in mind that thought I do want to see you I must finish my essay this weekend and that that will involve spending most of my time in the library NAME and I are having breakfast on Saturday after she has stayed over and then I am going to church twice on Sunday but that s it If you can come up to the library we could have a coffee break NUM day but I ca nt lose much time It s NOT that I do nt want to see you but I m not seeing anyone else and my work has to come first I hope you can understand that Maybe see you this weekend hope so NAME x Re no subject Dear NAME Umm have you not checked your emails today yet or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me or are you expecting me to come and see you Yes I ve checked my email No I thought I had already made it clear that I m not offended with you Yes I was kind of expecting you to come and see me since you said yesterday yes I will come and see you in your room It would have been greatly appreciated if you had let me know you were not able to come in the near future Anyway since that is indeed the case I will reply to your email No let s not leave NAME out of this It is as much to do with her as it is with you or I and she has been feeling very hurt as a result of the situation In any case she is not well At the risk of telling you what to do if you have not already done so I suggest you contact her and discuss it I m sorry but I thought you knew the reason for the meal was because of the President s Formal I assumed you and NAME communicated Also not being in NAME s is no excuse for ignorance I only found out from my friends not through any official channels and as you know all my friends you had the same probability of finding out as I did You ca nt argue with logic No one told me you could nt come to the meal It does have to do with honesty NAME because in the past if you have been upset about something you have nt said anything And you do need to tell me even if it s a horribly sarcastic email I do nt care if you lose your temper Yell at me That s what I m here for Sort of Oh wo nt coffee tomorrow be fun And remember as well that virtually NUM has come to visit me this term heaven forbid that they should have to walk for NUM minutes or make some kind of effort Oh sorry but I ve kind of been occupied elsewhere I would be happy to visit you at your house but obviously I m not going to walk all the way there only to find you re not in It will have to be arranged See you tomorrow at NUM NUM pm on level NUM of the library NAME Re no subject NAME wrote Dear NAME Umm have you not checked your emails today yet or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me or are you expecting me to come and see you Yes I ve checked my email No I thought I had already made it clear that I m not offended with you Yes I was kind of expecting you to come and see me since you said yesterday yes I will come and see you in your room It would have been greatly appreciated if you had let me know you were not able to come in the near future NAME Although I did nt specify when it was more a longterm thing This is what I mean if you d told me about the President s Formal I would not have made the same kind of assumptions you did when I wrote the above Ca nt you even try and see how it all looked to me NAME It did actually really hurt Anyway since that is indeed the case I will reply to your email No let s not leave NAME out of this It is as much to do with her as it is with you or I and she has been feeling very hurt as a result of the situation In any case she is not well At the risk of telling you what to do if you have not already done so I suggest you contact her and discuss it Do nt risk it Seriously I m sorry but I thought you knew the reason for the meal was because of the President s Formal I assumed you and NAME communicated Also not being in NAME s is no excuse for ignorance I only found out from my friends not through any official channels and as you know all my friends you had the same probability of finding out as I did You ca nt argue with logic This is actually a little offensive NAME I ca nt and wo nt be blamed for not finding out when things are on when they seemingly have absolutely nothing to do with me As there are posters in NAME s about the formal which I saw last night lists on which to sign up and this is an annual occurence you had far more chance to find out about it than I did I m not arguing with logic but you seem to think that I should know everything that s going on and I blatantly do nt and wo nt No one told me you could nt come to the meal NAME It does have to do with honesty NAME because in the past if you have been upset about something you have nt said anything And you do need to tell me even if it s a horribly sarcastic email I do nt care if you lose your temper Yell at me That s what I m here for Sort of Oh wo nt coffee tomorrow be fun And remember as well that virtually NUM has come to visit me this term heaven forbid that they should have to walk for NUM minutes or make some kind of effort Oh sorry but I ve kind of been occupied elsewhere I would be happy to visit you at your house but obviously I m not going to walk all the way there only to find you re not in It will have to be arranged NUM do nt really think I was referring to you was I I did use THEY and not YOU plural so I think you can safely count yourself out of that one if you read it through carefully And that s fine but equally you then ca nt expect me to call on you on the offchance that you are in as it is exactly the same distance for me See you tomorrow at NUM pm on level NUM of the library NAME NAME x no subject NAME babe I m bored how goes the day I am sitting in the library it is cold and boring I hate having to work today I had a seminar though it is reading week so I have no lectures NAME NAME NAME I am going to read NAME NAME my contact lenses are beginning to blur I had a bad dream NAME the matrix last night I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy s and then skin was all stretching ugh I knew it was a bad idea to watch it gott go la essay calls love NAME xx Re no subject Dear NAME When did you watch the Matrix I watched it yesterday afternoon You were nt there were you It was quite disgusting Hope you are getting on well with your essay It was nice to see you a few minutes ago I have been in the lab all day today I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for NUM hours most tedious and it makes the usual dinnertime question of so what did you do today rather difficult to answer As you say the things chemists get up to Looking forward to seeing you on Friday NAME NAME NAME I really must read some of the other books some time What did you think of the service last night You know I was discussing this with NAME afterwards and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his lookalike status Have a good time at home Love NAME NAME wrote NAME babe I m bored how goes the day I am sitting in the library it is cold and boring I hate having to work today I had a seminar though it is reading week so I have no lectures NAME NAME NAME I am going to read NAME NAME my contact lenses are beginning to blur I had a bad dream NAME the matrix last night I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy s and then skin was all stretching ugh I knew it was a bad idea to watch it gott go la essay calls love NAME xx Re no subject NAME No I was not there I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point but I cannot choose from my many options I saw it in NAME s as part of mission I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many What are we doing on Friday Just kidding Of course I ll be there Looking forward to it If you are talking about NAME he said and I quote Hey I have always found the resemblance rather flattering so I doubt he is unaware But he did nt say Okilydokily folks which would have made my year if not my lifetime I am distracting myself and must go NAME xxx NAME wrote Dear NAME When did you watch the Matrix I watched it yesterday afternoon You were nt there were you It was quite disgusting Hope you are getting on well with your essay It was nice to see you a few minutes ago I have been in the lab all day today I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for NUM hours most tedious and it makes the usual dinnertime question of so what did you do today rather difficult to answer As you say the things chemists get up to Looking forward to seeing you on Friday NAME NAME NAME I really must read some of the other books some time What did you think of the service last night You know I was discussing this with NAME afterwards and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his lookalike status Have a good time at home Love NAME NAME wrote NAME babe I m bored how goes the day I am sitting in the library it is cold and boring I hate having to work today I had a seminar though it is reading week so I have no lectures NAME NAME NAME I am going to read NAME NAME my contact lenses are beginning to blur I had a bad dream NAME the matrix last night I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy s and then skin was all stretching ugh I knew it was a bad idea to watch it gott go la essay calls love NAME xx Hello Boys A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below He descended a bit more and shouted Excuse me can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I do nt know where I am The woman below replied You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately NUM feet above the ground You are between NUM and NUM degrees north latitude and between NUM and NUM degrees west longitude You must be an engineer said the balloonist I am replied the woman How did you know Well answered the balloonist everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I am still lost Frankly you ve not been much help so far The woman below responded You must be in management I am replied the balloonist but how did you know Well said the woman you do nt know where you are or where you are going You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now somehow it s my fault Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From MRJolley EMAIL To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below He descended a bit more and shouted Excuse me can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I do nt know where I am The woman below replied You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately NUM feet above the ground You are between NUM and NUM degrees north latitude and between NUM and NUM degrees west longitude You must be an engineer said the balloonist I am replied the woman How did you know Well answered the balloonist everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I am still lost Frankly you ve not been much help so far The woman below responded You must be in management I am replied the balloonist but how did you know Well said the woman you do nt know where you are or where you are going You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now somehow it s my fault Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Re Hello Boys Very funny NAME NAME wrote A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below He descended a bit more and shouted Excuse me can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I do nt know where I am The woman below replied You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately NUM feet above the ground You are between NUM and NUM degrees north latitude and between NUM and NUM degrees west longitude You must be an engineer said the balloonist I am replied the woman How did you know Well answered the balloonist everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I am still lost Frankly you ve not been much help so far The woman below responded You must be in management I am replied the balloonist but how did you know Well said the woman you do nt know where you are or where you are going You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now somehow it s my fault Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Re no subject Dear NAME Oh but you must admit it was rather a coincidence Did he really say that NAME me NAME will be surprised Hope you re essays are going well I m very hungry and am going to NAME since I ve missed college luch by now after a horrible morning in the labs Also while I m complaining my neck is very sore Have a nice day Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME No I was not there I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point but I cannot choose from my many options I saw it in NAME s as part of mission I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many What are we doing on Friday Just kidding Of course I ll be there Looking forward to it If you are talking about NAME he said and I quote Hey I have always found the resemblance rather flattering so I doubt he is unaware But he did nt say Okilydokily folks which would have made my year if not my lifetime I am distracting myself and must go NAME xxx NAME wrote Dear NAME When did you watch the Matrix I watched it yesterday afternoon You were nt there were you It was quite disgusting Hope you are getting on well with your essay It was nice to see you a few minutes ago I have been in the lab all day today I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for NUM hours most tedious and it makes the usual dinnertime question of so what did you do today rather difficult to answer As you say the things chemists get up to Looking forward to seeing you on Friday NAME NAME NAME I really must read some of the other books some time What did you think of the service last night You know I was discussing this with NAME afterwards and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his lookalike status Have a good time at home Love NAME NAME wrote NAME babe I m bored how goes the day I am sitting in the library it is cold and boring I hate having to work today I had a seminar though it is reading week so I have no lectures NAME NAME NAME I am going to read NAME NAME my contact lenses are beginning to blur I had a bad dream NAME the matrix last night I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy s and then skin was all stretching ugh I knew it was a bad idea to watch it gott go la essay calls love NAME xx Fwd Fwd NAME NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi everyone Thought you might find this interesting NAME one of our American friends read it to us at one of the conferences Inspirational stuff lots of love Dad NAME NAME EMAIL Rector NAME NAME s Church NAME NAME s Adviser for NAME Re no subject NAME I m not going to say ANYTHING My word You are the I one were clearly not listening to the sermon You may complain all you like It makes life worthhile Am going home for a couple of days Do nt miss me too much Love yus NAME xxx NAME wrote Dear NAME Oh but you must admit it was rather a coincidence Did he really say that NAME me NAME will be surprised Hope you re essays are going well I m very hungry and am going to NAME since I ve missed college luch by now after a horrible morning in the labs Also while I m complaining my neck is very sore Have a nice day Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME No I was not there I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point but I cannot choose from my many options I saw it in NAME s as part of mission I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many What are we doing on Friday Just kidding Of course I ll be there Looking forward to it If you are talking about NAME he said and I quote Hey I have always found the resemblance rather flattering so I doubt he is unaware But he did nt say Okilydokily folks which would have made my year if not my lifetime I am distracting myself and must go NAME xxx NAME wrote Dear NAME When did you watch the Matrix I watched it yesterday afternoon You were nt there were you It was quite disgusting Hope you are getting on well with your essay It was nice to see you a few minutes ago I have been in the lab all day today I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for NUM hours most tedious and it makes the usual dinnertime question of so what did you do today rather difficult to answer As you say the things chemists get up to Looking forward to seeing you on Friday NAME NAME NAME I really must read some of the other books some time What did you think of the service last night You know I was discussing this with NAME afterwards and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his lookalike status Have a good time at home Love NAME NAME wrote NAME babe I m bored how goes the day I am sitting in the library it is cold and boring I hate having to work today I had a seminar though it is reading week so I have no lectures NAME NAME NAME I am going to read NAME NAME my contact lenses are beginning to blur I had a bad dream NAME the matrix last night I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy s and then skin was all stretching ugh I knew it was a bad idea to watch it gott go la essay calls love NAME xx NAME How are you this week Are you having a good time I am in the library It is very boring and the sun is shining outside I am now going to college to have lunch oh good Are you coming to visit me on Friday again Enjoy the rest of your day Love NAME no subject Thanks for coming up last night it was good to see you all Love NAME x Only in NAME LA NAME Arts NUM EMAIL Re no subject Thanks for inviting me NAME NAME wrote Thanks for coming up last night it was good to see you all Love NAME x st Birthday Party Dear NAME I would like to come to your party Where is the NAME Club Love NAME Re st Birthday Party walk along elvet riverside and turn down old elvet you will come to a fork in the road after about metres take the left fork keeping the racecourse and river visible as you walk down the roda after about meters you will come to NAME city rfc ground turn right into the ground and follow path to NAME club good luck see you friday if not before enjoy the sports ball NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to come to your party Where is the NAME Club Love NAME Re st Birthday Party Thanks NAME I am not going to the Sports NAME of course Have a good day NAME NAME NAME wrote walk along elvet riverside and turn down old elvet you will come to a fork in the road after about metres take the left fork keeping the racecourse and river visible as you walk down the roda after about meters you will come to NAME city rfc ground turn right into the ground and follow path to NAME club good luck see you friday if not before enjoy the sports ball NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME I would like to come to your party Where is the NAME Club Love NAME Thursday Just quickly before my lovely lecture would any of you like to come to a workshop on Thursday about NAME and the NAME NAME I think it will be fun it starts at pm and lasts for about an hour and a half The only prerequisites are having watched at some point Snow NAME and Beauty and the Beast Anyway just thought I d ask NAME s Fiction is the only bit of my degree I enjoy it would be nice to share it with you Love NAME xx NAME Do let me know xx Fwd An Invitation NAME you re not on the list so I thought you should have this I am quite tired this can be seen by the fact that it took me NUM goes to spell thought properly I am going to an xtra lecture this evening I hope you have anice night love NAME xx Hello everyone This is just a quick note to invite you all to come on The NAME NAME NAME s annual student house party on the thth June This year we will have NUM speakers looking at The Doctrine of the Second Coming and NAME NUM stroming topics We will also have a variety of seminars including one on guidance and possibly a workshop on preparing a Bible passage for leading a NUM or small group All the details will be revealed at Claypath on Sunday NUM NUM and you can always mail us or call us if you want to know more NUM good thing is that we have cut pound NUM off last year s price by moving to a new location in the NAME NAME so the cost will be pound NUM The centre is also much closer to NAME so if you need to get back for a viva Image or a ball Image you will ba able to do so fairly easily If you know people who would want to come are not on the mailing list for this email then do please forward this message to them it s not that we are not inviting them we just do nt have their email addresses We do hope that you will all be able to come NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here no subject cool NUM it is then hope you re having a good week love NAME xx Re Fwd An Invitation Hello Enjoy your lecture and have a good evening Love NAME NAME wrote NAME you re not on the list so I thought you should have this I am quite tired this can be seen by the fact that it took me NUM goes to spell thought properly I am going to an xtra lecture this evening I hope you have anice night love NAME xx Hello everyone This is just a quick note to invite you all to come on The NAME Escape NAME s annual student house party on the thth June This year we will have NUM speakers looking at The Doctrine of the Second Coming and NAME NUM stroming topics We will also have a variety of seminars including one on guidance and possibly a workshop on preparing a Bible passage for leading a NUM or small group All the details will be revealed at Claypath on Sunday NUM NUM and you can always mail us or call us if you want to know more NUM good thing is that we have cut pound NUM off last year s price by moving to a new location in the NAME NAME so the cost will be pound NUM The centre is also much closer to NAME so if you need to get back for a viva Image or a ball Image you will ba able to do so fairly easily If you know people who would want to come are not on the mailing list for this email then do please forward this message to them it s not that we are not inviting them we just do nt have their email addresses We do hope that you will all be able to come NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here NAME About your text messages if you do nt want me to come and see you I wo nt seeing as I have a great capacity for irritating you it certainly does nt sound like you want to see me What can I say You hated it when I wrote you something this rude and now you re doing it to me I am tired and incredibly worried about my work I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you but I really do nt think it merits this kind of behaviour and I really ca nt take it at the moment It just seems really petulant as does your comment replying to NAME s email about the Festival Dinner What happened to forgive and forget You make me feel really bad as if I m not feeling rubbish enough already I do nt really know what else to write NAME Re Dear NAME NAME sorry sorry sorry Please forgive me I get easily irritated about people not being on time forgeting appointments etc It certainly does nt sound like you want to see me This may seem like strange logic but if I did nt want to see you I would nt be bothered if you did nt turn up I do want to see you That s why I was very disappointed when you did nt turn up I wo nt bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument I m really sorry for offending you If you re too busy with work then why did nt you say so You do nt have to come and see me if you re stressed about you dissertation exams etc Just let me know As for my reply to NAME s email that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners having only been to NUM and I m in third year so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for NAME s idea Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier encounter I have no idea but I certainoly hope everyone else did nt see it the same way as you did What happened to forgive and forget I ve forgiven and forgotten now but it took me a few hours to do so I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental Hope you feel less tired less stressed and less rubbish very soon NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME About your text messages if you do nt want me to come and see you I wo nt seeing as I have a great capacity for irritating you it certainly does nt sound like you want to see me What can I say You hated it when I wrote you something this rude and now you re doing it to me I am tired and incredibly worried about my work I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you but I really do nt think it merits this kind of behaviour and I really ca nt take it at the moment It just seems really petulant as does your comment replying to NAME s email about the Festival Dinner What happened to forgive and forget You make me feel really bad as if I m not feeling rubbish enough already I do nt really know what else to write NAME Fwd Fwd Good wife guide Something to give to your espoused when and if NAME x Dear girls I know I do nt normally send forwards but this is hilarious and made me laugh in the library a rare occurrence NAME Lots of love NAME NAME leanda sent me this I nearly did nt bother reading it but it s so so funny even I disagree with some parts Love you both loads NAME xxxx This is for anyone who joined me in wishing that we could just get married and forget about the careers office NAME The NAME Wife Guide classic This is an actual extract from a NAME Economics textbook printed in the early s Absolutely unbelievable Men love it Women ca nt believe it The NAME Wife Guide Have dinner ready Plan ahead even the night before to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal especially his favourite dish is part of the warm welcome needed Prepare yourself Take NUM minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives Touch up your makeup put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking He has just been with a lot of work weary people Be a little NAME and a little more interesting for him His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it Clear away the clutter Make NUM last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives Gather up schoolbooks toys papers etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too After all catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction Minimize all noise At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer dryer or vacuum Try to encourage the children to be quiet Be happy to see him Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him Listen to him You may have a dozen important things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is not the time Let him talk first remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours Make the evening his Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax Try to make sure your home is a place of peace order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit Do nt greet him with complaints and problems Do nt complain if he s late home for dinner or even stays out all night Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day Make him comfortable Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom Have a cool or warm drink ready for him Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes Speak in a low soothing and pleasant voice Do nt ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity Remember he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work Encourage your husband to pursue His hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these as women s interests are often rather trivial compared to men s At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs Your husband s breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible NAME feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train But remember to look your best when going to bed Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious If you need to apply facecream or hairrollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it In all things be lead by your husband s wishes do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man s satisfaction is more important than a woman s When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing freshen up and apply your nighttime face and hair care products You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes Re Dearest NAME I DO want to come and see you I just forgot and yes I am very busy with stupid work but I still want to see you I do see it from your poin of view I do understand but I really did nt forget on purpose I just have a lot on my mind at the moment I m sorry I irritate you but I ca nt do much about that really except try exceptionally hard not to forget and I really did nt mean to I ll see you at NAME s birthday bonanza If I can find you among the multitude of people he s invited it d be nice to say hello Love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME sorry sorry sorry Please forgive me I get easily irritated about people not being on time forgeting appointments etc It certainly does nt sound like you want to see me This may seem like strange logic but if I did nt want to see you I would nt be bothered if you did nt turn up I do want to see you That s why I was very disappointed when you did nt turn up I wo nt bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument I m really sorry for offending you If you re too busy with work then why did nt you say so You do nt have to come and see me if you re stressed about you dissertation exams etc Just let me know As for my reply to NAME s email that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners having only been to NUM and I m in third year so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for NAME s idea Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier encounter I have no idea but I certainoly hope everyone else did nt see it the same way as you did What happened to forgive and forget I ve forgiven and forgotten now but it took me a few hours to do so I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental Hope you feel less tired less stressed and less rubbish very soon NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME About your text messages if you do nt want me to come and see you I wo nt seeing as I have a great capacity for irritating you it certainly does nt sound like you want to see me What can I say You hated it when I wrote you something this rude and now you re doing it to me I am tired and incredibly worried about my work I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you but I really do nt think it merits this kind of behaviour and I really ca nt take it at the moment It just seems really petulant as does your comment replying to NAME s email about the Festival Dinner What happened to forgive and forget You make me feel really bad as if I m not feeling rubbish enough already I do nt really know what else to write NAME Re Dear NAME You do nt normally irritate me just in case you wondered I never thought you forgot on purpose Yes he has invited many people has nt he Enjoy the library Love NAME NAME wrote Dearest NAME I DO want to come and see you I just forgot and yes I am very busy with stupid work but I still want to see you I do see it from your poin of view I do understand but I really did nt forget on purpose I just have a lot on my mind at the moment I m sorry I irritate you but I ca nt do much about that really except try exceptionally hard not to forget and I really did nt mean to I ll see you at NAME s birthday bonanza If I can find you among the multitude of people he s invited it d be nice to say hello Love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME sorry sorry sorry Please forgive me I get easily irritated about people not being on time forgeting appointments etc It certainly does nt sound like you want to see me This may seem like strange logic but if I did nt want to see you I would nt be bothered if you did nt turn up I do want to see you That s why I was very disappointed when you did nt turn up I wo nt bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument I m really sorry for offending you If you re too busy with work then why did nt you say so You do nt have to come and see me if you re stressed about you dissertation exams etc Just let me know As for my reply to NAME s email that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners having only been to NUM and I m in third year so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for NAME s idea Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier encounter I have no idea but I certainoly hope everyone else did nt see it the same way as you did What happened to forgive and forget I ve forgiven and forgotten now but it took me a few hours to do so I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental Hope you feel less tired less stressed and less rubbish very soon NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME About your text messages if you do nt want me to come and see you I wo nt seeing as I have a great capacity for irritating you it certainly does nt sound like you want to see me What can I say You hated it when I wrote you something this rude and now you re doing it to me I am tired and incredibly worried about my work I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you but I really do nt think it merits this kind of behaviour and I really ca nt take it at the moment It just seems really petulant as does your comment replying to NAME s email about the Festival Dinner What happened to forgive and forget You make me feel really bad as if I m not feeling rubbish enough already I do nt really know what else to write NAME Re Fwd Fwd Good wife guide That is some of the most ridiculous nonsense I have ever read NAME wrote Something to give to your espoused when and if NAME x Dear girls I know I do nt normally send forwards but this is hilarious and made me laugh in the library a rare occurrence NAME Lots of love NAME NAME leanda sent me this I nearly did nt bother reading it but it s so so funny even I disagree with some parts Love you both loads NAME xxxx This is for anyone who joined me in wishing that we could just get married and forget about the careers office NAME The NAME NAME Guide classic This is an actual extract from a NAME Economics textbook printed in the early s Absolutely unbelievable Men love it Women ca nt believe it The NAME NAME Guide Have dinner ready Plan ahead even the night before to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal especially his favourite dish is part of the warm welcome needed Prepare yourself Take NUM minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives Touch up your makeup put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking He has just been with a lot of work weary people Be a little NAME and a little more interesting for him His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it Clear away the clutter Make NUM last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives Gather up schoolbooks toys papers etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too After all catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction Minimize all noise At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer dryer or vacuum Try to encourage the children to be quiet Be happy to see him Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him Listen to him You may have a dozen important things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is not the time Let him talk first remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours Make the evening his Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax Try to make sure your home is a place of peace order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit Do nt greet him with complaints and problems Do nt complain if he s late home for dinner or even stays out all night Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day Make him comfortable Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom Have a cool or warm drink ready for him Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes Speak in a low soothing and pleasant voice Do nt ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity Remember he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work Encourage your husband to pursue His hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these as women s interests are often rather trivial compared to men s At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs Your husband s breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible NAME feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train But remember to look your best when going to bed Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious If you need to apply facecream or hairrollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it In all things be lead by your husband s wishes do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man s satisfaction is more important than a woman s When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing freshen up and apply your nighttime face and hair care products You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes no subject hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Re no subject Hello I am more or less well except for being very very tired I guess we could meet in the library pm at the front entrance NAME NAME NAME wrote hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Re no subject Hi again Actually sorry but could we meet at am in the library instead as it would be much easier for me etc Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Re no subject sorry NAME have a lecture at NUM so would nt be able to do much is there another time CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi again Actually sorry but could we meet at am in the library instead as it would be much easier for me etc Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Re no subject I have a lecture at NAME too but never mind pm at the library then NAME NAME NAME wrote sorry NAME have a lecture at NUM so would nt be able to do much is there another time CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi again Actually sorry but could we meet at am in the library instead as it would be much easier for me etc Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Re no subject it s not that we can meet then if you want it s just that then we will only have like NUM quarters of an hour or somthing we can do NUM if you want it s just that it would nt be for that long but it is up to you just email me a time NUM or NUM either is good a xxx NAME wrote I have a lecture at NAME too but never mind pm at the library then NAME NAME NAME wrote sorry NAME have a lecture at NUM so would nt be able to do much is there another time CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi again Actually sorry but could we meet at am in the library instead as it would be much easier for me etc Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote hello how are you I hope well my dissertation is ick see you friday would you like to meet at the library you could come back after lunch this means I would liekt to meet at the lib if that s ok you have a NUM oclock do nt you would you much mind NAME I would apprecaite it tho I you ca nt I shall of course still come and see you bar all tricks of memeory NAME a xx Meeting I would like to see you at pm then But what will we do There is nowhere in the library to talk NAME Re NAME we can go for a WALK no we can go to the lib cafe or the chem cafe that will be fun those lovely people NAME xx NAME wrote I would like to see you at pm then But what will we do There is nowhere in the library to talk NAME Re NAME Sorry I stopped net sending you so suddenly my computer crashed Have a good afternoon NAME Re NAME that s ok wondered what happened have you decided upon a time for tomorrow yet m forrestius NAME wrote Sorry I stopped net sending you so suddenly my computer crashed Have a good afternoon NAME no subject I take it that means it s NAME text me if diff CHAR CHAR Re no subject I sent you an email saying pm so yes NAME if that s okay NAME NAME NAME wrote I take it that means it s NAME text me if diff CHAR CHAR Re no subject yup CHAR CHAR there NAME wrote I sent you an email saying pm so yes NAME if that s okay NAME NAME NAME wrote I take it that means it s NAME text me if diff CHAR CHAR Why NAME Dear NAME Here is the webpage you requested It contains the names of all the NAME central computer and file servers WEBSITE Some of the names seem very strange You may also find this webpage interesting WEBSITE Hope you had a good weekend in NAME Love NAME Why NAME NAME when you click on the webpage go to NAME NAME and NAME NAME under Miscellaneous NAME Re Why NAME merci NAME my dissertation hates me but I had a good weekend how was guys and dolls I hear good when are we going to meet this week is wed any good for you I have forgot what we said not because I do nt care I do but because I am thinking about other things well NUM other thing my dissertation it hatres me did I say that already I ca nt say I blame it but it s pretty depressingly bad sigh wed let me know luv yuz babe NAME xx NAME wrote Dear NAME Here is the webpage you requested It contains the names of all the NAME central computer and file servers WEBSITE Some of the names seem very strange You may also find this webpage interesting WEBSITE Hope you had a good weekend in NAME Love NAME Today Dear NAME Did you get my text message As I said I am free all afternoon today Anyway have a good day Also could you send me the holiday folder when you have time Thanks NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Here is how to email the holiday folder to me as an attachment NUM In NAME NAME click on NAME NAME NUM Type my email address NUM Click on attachments the paperclip NUM Double click on the white space NUM Find the files The files you want to attach are in your CHAR drive then in the netscape folder then in the mail folder you should find a file which is the name of the holiday folder Double click on this file Then attach another file also in CHAR netscape abut this time in WEBSITE folder It should be called the same as the first file but have a snm part after the name Double click on this file too I hope this is clear and if you have any difficulties then please let me know NAME Re no subject Hi NAME Thanks but it does nt seem to have worked Could you just forward all the individual emails to me please Thanks very much NAME NAME NAME wrote I think this is right there is some stuff about my other hols please ignore this it was lovely to see you today and I hope you have a good few days until I see you again NAME NAME no subject Re no subject We booked the house through the CHAR website on WEBSITE The house was in NAME with a party of NUM thats what you need to search for on the website and property ref NUM NAME Farm NAME NAME near NAME NAME thats of help They re a lovely Christian couple and especially like Christians staying NAME NAME and speak to you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote sorry this is such a small email will write more again soon but could you poss send me the telephone number of that house you and your frineds stayed at last summer much obliged love NAME xx NAME NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME Hi pettle Have texted NAME to find out when she gets back but as yet have had no reply and I m not holding out much hope as she is not too good at replying to my texts Anyway I have booked the video room for pm so we can watch a film When do you want to come into college I finish at NUM today and although I like to go to NAME s Hall worship am seriously tempted to NAME it Hmmm you could come and have tea in college if that is tempting for you if you like or just meet us after we ve had tea or whatever The choice is yours Feel from to name a time any time after NUM NAME Re HOLIDAY NUM yes I would like to go NUM as yet I have absolutely NO plans for the summer So I guess I m free for the entire period NUM my budget is willing to stretch to a max of pound NUM Ideally that would include transport costs etc as well as accomodation Does that sound a reasonable price I m not good with money Lots of love see you later NAME xxxxx NAME NAME wrote NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME Dear NAME NAME is wonderful I am available all summer My budget will cover anything I want it to cover Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME I d be quite up for going away I think Maybe sometime in August Probably not spending much more than pound NUM would be preferable Later NAME NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME NUM Yes NUM Ca nt commit Probably not in September but I do nt know what I am doing next year and that hugely affects what I do with the summer NAME NAME holidays world travel NUM NAME enough not to eat dog meat all week sleep in a sewer or only look at the outside of monuments More 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stoners stagger to their feet Muttering NAME argh uch och ach NAME spots his man and drags him out by the kilt Scene NUM outside in a dingy alleyway Mc NAME NAME know yu rre involved in this scam smugglingin imitation I ca nt believe it s not real sheep s bladder haggises Who ewe getting them from NAME tell me or I ll feed you to the Lynxs that live in these fields and the rolling heather NAME dumping his kilt NAME NAME it s a chinese man called Wing wong he s running them out of NAME in an imitation NAME disguised to look like a tram NAME NAME that fiend It s a cunning disguise I always knew he d be trying to muscle in om my turf ever since I beat him in tossing the cabre in NUM all those years ago By the Sweat of NAME NAME I ll put a stop to him to be sure so I will Tunein tomorrow for the next installment Fwd Re NAME Here you are NAME The Tales of NAME Version NUM NAME wrote Hi NAME When you are bored when you have absolutely nothing to do when time seems to stand still I would be grateful if you could add anything to and correct incorrect details in this following tale CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF QUON NUM evening many many moons ago when I was sojourning in the room of NAME we began to weave a strange and haunting tale A strange and haunting tale indeed As I inhaled a questionable habit copious quantities of NAME s extra strong coffee powder I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room On hearing this NAME looked up slightly startled I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives cough before proceeding to tell me that the Raven was in fact a messenger I paused and glanced at him questioningly The Raven he continued was reconnoitring this world of ours on direct orders from the NAME NAME Council I learned that the bird s name translated into our tongue was NAME This means Bringer of Comfortable Mattresses but that is irrelevant May I interject that if one were to try to pronounce NAME in the native Ravenish tongue it would sound something close to this NAME This however is quite hard to pronounce and so we shorten it to simply NAME NAME had journeyed many light years from the Planet of NAME where war was ravaging his beloved homeland He had been instructed by the High Council to search for sentient lifeforms willing to aid them in their struggle against the vicious lifesucking SNAIL subspecies That is NAME NAME NAME NAME These creatures represent a serious threat to the stability of the CHAR NAME where the planet of NAME exists Finding himself in the City of NAME away from his home world s air he immediately took on the guise of the common raven in character with the rest of his species For indeed whenever they leave the nitrous oxide filled environment of the Planet of NAME its inhabitants develop a completely new genetic makeup transforming them into their second form a common raven Second form Second effervation I think you ll find Once in NAME NAME headed for the place most likely to contain sentient life NAME NAME s College He had read the University prospectus on his journey through the stars and sought out NUM NAME NAME in particular as his sensors indicated a particularly high concentration of unusual neural development there NAME made his temporary headquarters or nest as the locals called it in the dense forest canopy to the rear of NAME s Once base contact had been established he began a swift reconnoitre of the area by air Suddenly a sharp sensation ran through his head Then almost imperceptibly slowly a voice began to form in his brain words entered his mind and he found himself listening to and communicating with another lifeform This being he soon discovered was called NAME and lived at the top of NUM NAME NAME As the days went by their knowledge of each other grew and NAME became a frequent visitor to NAME s room He discovered in this human a mutual understanding of celestial physics and stellar thermodynamics not to mention interdimensional field theory on which NAME himself was a renowned expert Indeed this is how it happened So that brings me to the part of the tale where NAME confided in me the knowledge of the existence of NAME Thereafter I wished with all my heart to greet this curious emissary face to face NAME informed me that I should be able to do this the following morning and told me that the phrase NAME I greet the o mighty one would be sure to produce an apt response Indeed tomorrow morning came and I did all NAME had suggested additionally performing the Universal Greeting towards the bird this involves lying down on the floor whilst shaking one s head from side to side NUM times then nodding it up and down NUM times during which time it is most proper to say the other being s name in their native tongue As I began to become acquainted with NAME language became a bit of a problem However that particular hurdle was soon crossed as NAME bestowed my computer with a Universal Translator enabling perfect understanding between us to occur Over the weeks my friendship with this strange ambassador has deepened remarkably NUM or NUM curious incidents have taken place such as the time when NAME s feathers turned white giving him the appearance of a magpie Upon consultation with NAME I learned that this was normal behaviour due to the triannual change of gender cycle which NAME s species undergo I would not say that our relationship has always been perfect Indeed far from it NAME displays irritable tendencies at times and can become quite angry over relatively trivial misdemeanours such as when I forget to perform the Universal Greeting daily towards him However on the whole he is an absolutely charming fellow and I hope you have the pleasure of meeting him some day A quite fantastic tale and one that deserves telling NAME in NAME in Re An email NAME Thank you kindly for emailing me with all those fascinating questions I will endeavour to answer them now NUM NUM So how is your first week back in NAME going My first week back in NAME was not spent in NAME if you see what I mean Nor was it spent in the bath if that s what you meant I was away in NAME at a Christian schools convention where I judged junior platform events and played the bass guitar with my dad in the evening meetings We did not play the same guitar in case that s what you were thinking NUM NUM Are you enjoying your job I have not started my job yet That begins on Monday I spoke to my boss today who has decided to take my first week off in NAME I told him I thought that was a bit of a desperate measure he disagreed NUM NUM Why have nt you emailed me yet I site the answer to question NUM as a possible answer to the above question NUM NUM What time is it The time is NUM NUM according to my computer clock NUM NUM Do you like being asked questions NAME NAME I suppose so NUM NUM Could you think of as many questions as me Almost certainly for example How many sheep are there in your house How many sheep are there in your garden How many sheep are there in your village How many sheep are there in your county How many sheep are there in NAME I do not expect answers to these questions I m glad to hear you are learning to cook I also cooked dinner last night and very nice it was too You ll be pleased to learn that I have a really useful student cookbook Well tonight I am going with my family round to a friend s house for some kind of takeaway It will probably not involve ravens but I m sure it will be nice anyway See you later NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I have now done NUM days of my job I have actually run out of things to do because my supervisor is in NAME Thus I am working on a little messenger program I wrote a year or so ago which sends instant messages around to any computer in the company It is quite a lot of fun Today I finished writing a data sorting program which was also quite a satisfying task I am not that good at getting up early but I m managing it fairly successfully so far It would be a lot harder if it was not so light in the mornings praise NAME for the sun Tomorrow I am playing football at lunchtime I am part of a fiveaside team called Mad Dogs and Englishmen We should win but the manager has told us to try and make sure that we either draw or lose so that we do nt end up in the harder part of the draw for the cup it s quite complicated Anyway it should be fun Stuffed NUM hhhmmmmmm Say hi to NAME for me Love from NAME NAME I have now done NUM days of my job I have actually run out of things to do because my supervisor is in NAME Thus I am working on a little messenger program I wrote a year or so ago which sends instant messages around to any computer in the company It is quite a lot of fun Today I finished writing a data sorting program which was also quite a satisfying task I am not that good at getting up early but I m managing it fairly successfully so far It would be a lot harder if it was not so light in the mornings praise NAME for the sun Tomorrow I am playing football at lunchtime I am part of a fiveaside team called Mad Dogs and Englishmen We should win but the manager has told us to try and make sure that we either draw or lose so that we do nt end up in the harder part of the draw for the cup it s quite complicated Anyway it should be fun Stuffed ravens hhhmmmmmm Say hi to NAME for me Love from NAME NAME IS DEAD It s true Reports are coming in of sightings of a lifeless Raven lying below a tree somewhere in NAME It seems the Raven in question was attempting some form of strange and twisted communication ritual involving bizarre movements of the head The word on the street is that this supposed Raven could actually be the one known only as NAME an intergalactic ambassador from the CHAR NAME We now turn to our reporter on the scene So exactly how many reports have we had in Reporter Well actually not that many How many Reporter Well ummm not very many at all really HOW MANY Reporter Well actually just the one Just the one Who from Reporter The eyewitness was NUM NAME NAME who appeared to be quite flustered and claimed she had seen the raven lying below the tree She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for NUM We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however FOLKS I am hearing some breaking news WHAT SURELY NOT folks I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax set up by some poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird The name NAME has been banded about in relation to the NAME incident and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported death of NAME NUM LIVES ON Greetings NAME How is my Scottish friend Are you on holiday I have almost done NUM weeks work Only NUM or so to go All is well at my end I have nt really got time for anything apart from work and washing and eating and sleeping I do managed to fit in about NUM other thing per day such as tennis or cell group etc Yours in NAME NAME NAME How is my Scottish friend Are you on holiday I have almost done NUM weeks work Only NUM or so to go All is well at my end I have nt really got time for anything apart from work and washing and eating and sleeping I do managed to fit in about NUM other thing per day such as tennis or cell group etc Yours in NAME NAME It could be YOU NAME I hope these accusations regarding NAME are all scandalous falsehoods Welcome home unless you are reading this email on holiday because you found a way to check your account in which case Have a great holiday Speak soon PB BACK TO THE DRIZZLE and sheep NAME WELCOME HOME AGAIN I hope you do nt have the cheek to pick this up before you get home like you did with the last one I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by NAME at the moment I can only hazard a guess that it has something to do with the sunstorms that are so prevelant at this time in the solar calendar See you soon NAME NAME and sheep NAME WELCOME HOME AGAIN I hope you do nt have the cheek to pick this up before you get home like you did with the last one I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by NAME at the moment I can only hazard a guess that it has something to do with the sunstorms that are so prevelant at this time in the solar calendar See you soon NAME NAME Re Secrecy on NAME s movements lifted NAME I do nt know what all this about you getting news about me from NAME is Do nt trust someone who once tried to frame the death of NAME I m sure all the things you ve heard are scandalous falsehoods Very impressed with the NAME slideshow FANTASTIC NAME with so much work I do not have time to put together such fascinating documents I m sure anybody evesdropping on our correspondences would think we had serious psychological problems I wonder whether your next project might be to set up a followers of NAME website WEBSITE or WEBSITE or maybe WEBSITE gal is a galactic domain extension or maybe a commercial version WEBSITE We could be up for making a lot of money here NAME What do you think Anyway we ll talk soon Later NAME NAME How dare you Yeah hi NAME NAME so long Some of us have work to do you know only joking Just NUM weeks to go for me now NAME It has been quite a long haul but I m really glad I ve done it Who knows what doors it will open in the future as well NAME is good like that Today my brother and I drove back to the house we used to live in NUM years ago We met some of our old neighbours who at first asked us if we were lost and then when we told them who we were they ahhhed and oohhhed and then invited us in for a drink We have not seen them for NUM years It was really great My new sound module sounds great I ve got some excellent piano sounds thought you might be pleased to know that So I hope your onedayaweek job is not taxing you too much NAME Listen do nt tire yourself working so much it s just not worth it Anyway enough of the sarcasm NAME all is well We must talk about flat stuff soon Large it NAME PB NAME Oh by the way I would treat reports of NAME frying ravens or whatever it was with very great suspicion Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past and failed and very likely will try again I m sure if there was any danger to NAME himself his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say NAME s claw Re NAME NAME OK here s the deal NAME NAME Signal Processing meaning that you can add effects like reverb and chorus to the sounds pianos guitars etc NAME Musical Instrument NAME NAME or something like that This means that you can link an instrument with NAME to other instruments or devices such as the computer This is how I do my computer based recording using the keyboard I would suggest that for future use NAME is probably vital I am surprised that the NAME keyboard does not have NAME but I suppose that is why it is so cheap as otherwise it sounds superior to the Casio Any further questions let me know NAME Is nt it just so great Sir NAME In regards to the flat stuff I think we will have enough saucepans I am bringing a couple of tiny NUM but I think NAME has some as well and maybe NAME or NAME NAME knives Hmmmm Do nt think I ve got any at the moment I have nt got any spare rugs unfortunately I can confirm that I am indeed bringing NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME The countdown continues NAME Re NAME Analysis of Welcome Poem This is a work of true genius NAME the product of a wildly overactive mind CHAR NAME NAME wrote CHAR COMPLEX LITERARY ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORIC WELCOME POEM WRITTEN BY HIS LORDSHIP BY A WORTHY FOLLOWER OF THE VENERABLE NAME NAME Dear Flat people I was so overwhelmed by the depth of hidden feeling knowledge and purpose in NAME s poem that I felt I really must pass on this exposition of it To my flat mates of joy Reference to this infinitesimal hypothetical temporal state of being on seeing NAME Say I NAME oh boy Origin unknown possibly Canadian Generally excepted as an exultation of glory to the male members of the flat Ie NAME and NAME This has been unsuccessfully disputed in recent years by followers of NAME and NAME What fun we shall have as a NUM NAME approach to flat life giving evidence to the view that dictators always start out like this It is a little known fact that the term NUM probably does not refer to the NUM flat people but may in fact be of anglo canadian origin and mean group of NUM slaves controlled by redhaired pseudo deity Will we not be cooking Earlier manuscripts substitute we and will giving a more likely rendition of the text Fried RICE and looking Delusional reference to the mythical idea that students eat NAME Many treatises were written on this subject by the venerable NAME NAME His authoritative writings still draw many followers for chicken of suitable size Reference to expensive organic chicken usually smaller and therefore more difficult to find Very popular with the revered flat people Till we next meet then NAME anticipation of friendship the author reveals his deepfelt need for companionship Linked with the frailty of human emotion syndrome as studied by NAME of the NAME NAME medical research labs NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Here each of the author s flat mates is personified as a wellknown clock NUM NAME An anagram of the VGA clock NAME Germfree Apartment Thought to pertain to the author s ideal state of being for the coming year NUM NAME The NAME NAME is often found in anthills Its source of power is unknown but it appears to work reasonably accurately It comes with a built in television NUM NAME There is no such clock thereby giving great support to the popular view that the original spelling was No This would then correlate with the well known laughing clocks of eastern NAME NO is the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide more commonly known as laughing gas NUM NAME Likened to NAME NAME in NAME this shows the authors feelings regarding the permanency of NAME his unwavering ticktock Some authorities use this reference to introduce the deity of NAME but we refute that giving NAME the credit I wish you the best of the prize Curiously here the author appears to be wishing for his friends to enjoy his presence while he is absent This seemingly contradictory statement actually makes perfect sense if the reader interprets the merit of the author s presence inversely from that which is portrayed However scholars struggle over this version as it is generally thought His Lordship was very well liked by his colleagues A dilemma for the modern mind to puzzle over if ever there was one The venerable NAME NAME put it down to grammatical errors but this proved highly unpopular with the NAME Pro NAME NAME groups of his day leading to his untimely martyrdom What prize is this I hear you say Figurative language appertaining to the gift of friendship Fundamentalist followers of His Lordship often claim that he could actually hear his friends questioning remarks over hundreds of miles This cannot be refuted strongly enough as current opinion states that His Lordship was definitely not divine Some may argue that early engravings of the renowned flat person glow with a radiance of their own but we attribute this to their being discovered in close proximity to radioactive surroundings NAME NAME s NAME Of which his lordship speaks today Allusion to the means of communication employed by the author to deliver his poem Many beautiful words have been written on this proverbial verse of verses highlighting the individuality of text The appearance of living words are starkly contrasted by the citation of the author s pseudotitle his lordship denoting grim and lofty determination However the noninclusion of capital letters in the name suggests a glimmer of recognition that mortality may have reached the author Death comes to all Why tis living with me of course False egoism of which the author is prone Also can be interpreted that the gift of friendship is living inside the author or for that matter any gift Could this possibly be another hidden allusion to the author s brevity of existence The venerable NAME NAME was of that opinion NAME NAME NAME Probably the author s original comments These words have become timelessly enshrined as the Pro NAME NAME benediction NAME squawk loudly while chanting in solemn Canadian monotones NAME NAME NAME many times over This practice is outlawed in NUM states due to the subtle machinations of the Venerable NAME NAME NAME Group These worthy individuals have taken it upon themselves to ensure the Welcome Poem is passed down through the generations in all purity and with the highest appreciation of purpose Re NAME NAME I HAVE FINISHED WORK Thanks for your little message I was much amused and immediately summoned my brother to show him I just do nt know what s got into NAME she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile Oh well I suppose it just goes to show that the only person you can trust is a potato So I assume you are well NAME My phone has broken it now rings at about NUM NUM rd the volume that it used to so I ca nt hear it But there is a service centre in NAME where they should be able to fix it for free NAME See you soon PB NAME People A joke for you A school was having real problems keeping the boys out of the girls toilets so they decided to take further measures They got all the boys together and sat them down before telling them if you are caught in the girls toilet it will be pound NUM the first time pound NUM the second time then one of the boys raised his hand and interrupted saying Sir how much for a season ticket NAME or what NAME what do you think of Glyconutrient supplements I am thinking of taking them See ya CHAR An email Hi NAME So how is your first week back in NAME going Are you enjoying your job What do you do all day Why have nt you emailed me yet Are you well What time is it Do you like being asked questions Could you think of as many questions as me I could nt My first week in bonny NAME is proceeding okay The scenery is pleasant but it s surprisingly chilly I m must have become too used to the hot weather in NAME that I think normal is cold I have been tidying and organising my room books academic work computer files etc I ve organised reorganised and cleaned up my computer goodness knows how many times Just kidding actually I ve only done it a few times seriously NAME ha ha sorry I just laughed out loud I suddenly thought about NAME punting on the river with some innocent tourists in tow then suddenly scaring them senseless by jumping up and down flapping his arms and croaking like a demented raven NAME has a lot to answer for Every time I see a crow here and there are LOTS around here I think could you be NAME Not really seriously I saw a whole flock of crows yesterday while I was out a bike ride the intergalactic advance party for the invasion of the Scottish Borders Well obviously do nt you agree I ve been learning to cook So far I have made the dinner most days since I got back It is quite an interesting experience I also did the shopping myself today NAME in voice of fiveyearold who proudly announces the achievement of some minor feat I shall be perfectly adapted to flat life by the end of the NAME Incidentally what about stuffed raven with nuts and garlic as a flat delicacy next term I did nt say that Please do nt tell NAME I beg of you I mighty emissary I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet Computing at NAME Do nt tell me you have nt read it I m amazed Utterly confounded Bemused confused and finally shocked Section NUM Never forget that the person on the other end is human NAME It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of face toface communication I quite agree Email has its limitations However that should nt prevent you from writing a long reply Your sincere friend and flatmate NAME in NAME Is NAME NUM words Sheep NAME Nor was it spent in the bath if that s what you meant We did not play the same guitar in case that s what you were thinking If you keep writing funny things like those I shall run out of wit Now before continuing on towards the main body of this epistle I would humbly and fervently beg of you to please use NUM spaces between your sentences This onespacehooliganism is driving my sentenceconstructionneurosis to distraction Thank you CHAR grammatical prince NAME Now do you really think you can put me off answering the questions about sheep I m just itching to have a go How many sheep are there in your house None Animals are nor welcome in my abode even sheep How many sheep are there in your garden Once again none usually You see since our garden is literally a ploughed field tractor and plough came last week there is no motivation for sheep to grace it with their presence Oh well we shall soon plant a nice lawn for them How many sheep are there in your village I do not live in a village I live in the COUNTRY Ie no nasty unhygienic people in close proximity abiding I live surrounded by fields some of which contain sheep NUM grass and other natural produce of the Scottish Borders agricultural system I have never taken the time to count the sheep just the NUM and therefore NUM cannot give you an exact figure NAME Will this ruin your life for good How many sheep are there in your county Check the internet I would nt like to hazard a guess I might be gloriously and utterly wrong How many sheep are there in NAME Multiply the population of NAME by the number of people in NAME divided by the number of daffodils in NAME The sheep as well put by a young foreign guest of our family last summer is after all the national hero There is a statue of him in a quaint southern Scottish town that s what prompted this epitaph I also cooked dinner last night and very nice it was too You ll be pleased to learn that I have a really useful student cookbook NAME well good what do you use it for NAME but NAME has been informing me of your cookery skills NAME s comments on flat cooking to NAME Glad to hear about your cooking now there s one of us who can cook do nt trust NAME and NAME s cooking do nt trust NAME s methods of cooking tend to be of the What s this How interesting I ll put that in then variety I thought that was highly amusing Now I am going to be a leader at an Scripture NAME camp in a weeks time This morning I discovered that someone from NAME s is going on the very same camp Not only that but she was in my bible study group last year It s NAME Is nt that amazing Well this morning I ve been filling holes in wood with wood filler while listening to Shine NAME NAME CHAR lovely monotonous job This afternoon I went on a trip to a garden centre after which I returned to prepare dinner I made something with chicken this evening for the meal Incidentally have you heard from NAME by email at all NAME could nt understand why he did nt reply to her I do nt think she knew it was his dad s email address she was sending to Totally out of the blue do nt you think NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is simply delirious I m listening to it at this moment in time NAME and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water Well since I ve started talking of water again I shall stop It is my selfregulating signal that I have nothing of any further interest to say So adieu for this evening NAME o in whatever really NAME NAME NAME Fill this land with the Father s glory NAME SIGHTED IN TREE News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of NAME the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary An eyewitness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting Saturday th July NUM NAME In a tree near NAME NAME is a little known area in NAME s national park Exact location NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Our eyewitness source is a NAME NAME from NAME Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong it may not have been NAME who I saw Her fascinating ideas on the reason for NAME to be so far north are as follows I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that NAME is now stationed in NAME and he was on his way there As the raven flies NAME is directly midway between NAME and NAME s home Is this just a stunning coincidence When we asked NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion NAME s immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable However she did later make the following public statement I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people s noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy When questioned further she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here NAME s account of NAME s behaviour shed s little light on the situation He was so evidently grumpy squawking NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him NAME is a technical term What could have made NAME so mad Is NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting NAME NAME DIFFERENT is spelled RIGHT about it so that he can telepathically communicate with NAME and put him back on the right course A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read However there is only NUM person who can tell us what we need to know and that s NAME but where is NAME NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumblooking raven CHAR leaked report from NAME s NAME NAME Ltd later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of NAME pending an official investigation by the NAME NAME Council We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs Remember keep your eyes open for NAME All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for NAME NAME NAME Telephone number NUM NUM NUM Please ask for NAME before describing you sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance Thank you My Vision NAME How is my Scottish friend Who What Where When Most importantly why Actually I am fine I ve just returned from my camp It was fantastic although I am absolutely totally mindnumbingly exhausted I only got NUM hours of sleep per night for the week Sleeping in a dormitory with NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic tenyear old kids has many disadvantages However I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left I was in NAME NAME yesterday not to see the golf but to get a kettle and it was totally packed because of the Open I have just received a disconcertingly strange email from NAME about her bikini I was absolutely disgusted Are you on holiday Hmmm That s a difficult one Considering term finished on the th June and does nt start again until October Yes I m going to NAME on Saturday though and looking forward to it all except the heat the flight and the language difficulties I only speak Scottish and English Oh well It will be an experience I am sure I hope your work is going well and you are coping with the lack of spare time which you seem to have Considering I have nt stopped for literally more than NUM minutes in the last week I can empathise with you considerably I just cannot understand how NAME can do one of those camps this NAME She ca nt be human Now on to business NAME What NAME is dead Oh thank goodness it s just a hoax That had be badly shaken for a moment there Do I take it rightly then that NAME has performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of NAME Just wait till I see her I am most displeased I arranged a legally binding contract with NAME s NAME NAME Ltd I am not about to take this lying down NAME old chap would you send me the transcripts from the reporter who interviewed NAME please I need some solid evidence to pursue my vendetta some poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it Enough of the sympathy This is serious now NAME appeared to me in a dream last night I had eaten some cheese the night before Here is what I can remember of my dream As I slept I saw a hazy black object speeding across a seemingly huge expanse of silvery grey sky As I watched the object began to grow in size and became darker and blacker than the deepest hole or cave you can imagine What appeared to be stars began to spiral towards the object until there were so many that they flowed into it in the likeness of a milky river glistening with hundreds and thousands of precious stones Then the scene changed suddenly I was standing on the top of a huge mountain overlooking a city which I recognised As I watched an arrow of flaming fire appeared from the north and sped down into the heart of the city Sounds of wailing and moaning reached my ears as the entire city was consumed The scene changed once again I found myself standing on the banks of a cool shallow river On the opposite bank a shadowy figure was lurking I called on him in clear and ringing tones to show himself He wore darkness as a cloak and his face was more alive looking than any I had ever beheld He was a raven He spoke to me in a language I did not understand using words NUM cannot remember However I understood his message His face began to swim before me I could see cities kings and nations in his eyes Then all was black The dream is interpreted as follows In the opening scene we see NAME winging his way across the hiajfhboj which is the equivalent of the lowlands in his home planet of NAME sometimes described as Planet of the NAME The increase in NAME s size correlates to his flourishing knowledge of the ways of men His similarity to a black hole emphasises the idea persistent in Siluhfodascian literature that they alone will NUM day know everything that there shall be no end to their knowledge and dominion The river of stars represent those who oppress and defy NAME his people the NAME and their ways Many are those bright perhaps in their own way but ultimately consumed This scene represents the power and majesty of the NAME The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss NAME The city represents NAME and the judgement upon NAME for staging NAME s death is inevitable The arrow from the north is NAME stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode This scene represents the terror and judgement of the NAME In the final scene the river portrays the uncrossable divide between the land of men and the NAME No man can ever set foot in NAME perhaps this is just as well The raven is a picture of NAME s people Their knowledge and antiquity burning bright but cloaked from us by vast distances in time and space NAME thought as a means of communication is briefly referred to here The sudden end of the dream suggests a hint of what lies in the future for NAME Could they be trying to pass on some of their ways and dominion to us as their time runs out This scene represents the personality and communicativeness of the NAME Thank you Make of that what you will but it s message is startlingly clear to me I fear it came as a warning against us becoming to familiar with NAME as to stage elaborate hoaxes Enough no more tis not as much as it was before NAME The name NAME has been banded about in relation to the NAME incident and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported death of NAME Quite true He followed me to NAME camp He observed me playing frisbee golf and football was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by tenyear olds peered through my dorm window as I caught some brief sleep Yes I have had contact with NAME not to mention my dream Yours in NAME NAME Who me Hi NAME Did you get my text messages Cool What did you think of NAME s Voyager leaflet Cool What did you think of NAME s email about NAME Scandalous Anyway as you may have guessed I went down to see the flat yesterday I had a great day and saw NAME too I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint The rest of the flat is optional We have acquired do nt ask me how an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory There were no letters for you in the post box Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation If it s what I think it is then NAME s smells of smoke Most of the curtains do nt match In the living area there are NUM darkish blue NUM seater settees The fridge has a minor defect We have a telephone socket It s in the hall and there is a telephone extremely old disgusting dirty unhygienic will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type but the line is not connected The little intercom system with the front door is fun NAME and I played around with it for a while We need air freshener musty smell in most areas No bed linen duvets pillows etc are provided There are no headboards on the beds which are thick metal and extremely ugly I ll be bringing a valance The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off At least it s not an elephant trumpeting this year The windows are quite nice There is a cool little spyhole in the flat door NAME and I played with that too The flat address is NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME DS The electricity works by a meter There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money There is pound NUM left in our meter Most flats use pound NUM per week so we re rather lucky We also went to College in search of NAME s shirts NUM is basically a builder s yard The floors are up etc Unfortunately we could nt find the shirts but they may be in a lockup so do nt give up hope yet I also went to the NatWest bank and enquired about flat accounts NAME We shall need to discuss that nearer the time Basically we need NUM other person to operate it Anyway I m off on holiday early Saturday morning Email silence for nearly NUM weeks how awful Hope your job is going well Hope your family is well Will hear from you soon hopefully Yours in the NAME NAME NAME Remember that Q I hope you do nt have the cheek to pick this up before you get home My most humble apologies I mighty one I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by NAME at the moment What Tell me more I had no idea Well NAME I had a marvellous holiday I will let you see my holiday snaps when they are developed they will be quite different from normal photos mark my words Anyway that is something for you to anticipate joyously NAME to hear from you the day before yesterday Incidentally the temperature while I was phoning was NUM degrees in the shade Needless to say I was not in the shade I have acquired some French and Swiss recipes with a prolific use of garlic in them I hope you get my postcard soon NAME is deliciously cool Have you heard about the abominable mess the Scottish exam results are in incompetence Anyway I think I shall do some developing this afternoon NAME this is so short an email but I am waiting until later before I give you the news of NAME You are being kept in suspense See you NAME NAME NAME what does NAME know about NAME She told me that frankly these sick perversions disgust me Yours worriedly NAME NAME website gets green light Hi NAME The NAME website sounds an excellent idea Unfortunately I do not know how to make a website although I am registered for NAME of free web space on WEBSITE Anyway you know the way you can make NAME programmes on your computer Well I am very keen to learn NAME programming So I was wondering if you could tell me the name of the software I would need to buy in order to pursue this ambition NAME telephoned me last night and asked me to come punting on the river on the th th of September I said I would He also suggested that we have our preflat meeting then What do you think Also we spoke about paying for communal food evening meals etc and bills We both concluded that it would be great if we could have a flat bank account which provided us each with a switch card so that shopping bills could be paid easily and hygienically Then each of us could contribute a small amount each month say to the flat account What do you think It would save us having do get confused with receipts and bits and pieces of bills here and there paid by different people if everything could just go in and out of NUM simple account As you can see I am sold on the idea I love keeping bank accounts I have already enquired at a few banks and certainly they supply a few cards but I will have to see if they supply NUM It might not be necessary to have NUM anyway This type of account has no charges Anyway that is something for you to NAME over Let me know So I do not exactly have a job but I am working NUM day a week in a Christian book shop in NAME our local town My Dad is the manager of it I get paid so it is always something Well take care NAME NAME NAME seems quite keen on having a flat website cunning NAME I enclose some photos of the flat NAME Hi NAME Just wondering if you re alive Still sentient Let me know at your convenience Thank you NAME We had an absolutely horrendous lightening storm this morning It cut the power here I bet you re glad you re not on holiday in NAME like NAME Flat Stuff Hi NAME Enclosed are some ideas on the flat Hope you find them interesting The password for the document is your surname I ll be down in NAME on Friday so if there s anything you want done please let me know NAME NAME and NAME NAME Hi there Glad you ve finished work you are no doubt relieved Well NAME nutrient supplements I ve never heard of them However in general I think taking vitamin supplements is a good idea and has a positive effect on a person s health I think I ll have to try and start to take iron supplements as I often tend to approach blackout when I stand up Our foods these days do not contain what they should do At any rate if what I fear flat cooking will be like is true I would definitely take them I myself take a nutritional health drink most mornings Anyway this flat stuff is just chaos I ask you does anyone actually read the emails I send them When I write things like please make your views known to the collective in bold capital letters you d think they d realise I was trying to get a message across NAME has been conjuring up more devious antiQuon propaganda Here is a sample of her latest gossip Oh I saw NAME the other day and you wo nt believe what he was up to We were eating our picnic I saw NAME fly past He made as if he was going to land on the grass beside our car and suddenly lunged to the left towards an unsuspecting seagull and proceeded to maul it Good old NAME He was good enough to let his victim fly away though so he did nt absolutely kill it We really must take her to task This is becoming an obsession with her Do you think she is working for some dark and sinister antiQuon league Send me your wisdom and thoughts on the matter I hope your phone gets fixed Anyway write back soon as emails are the highlights of my life By the way NAME also seems to think she is a member of the canine species Keyboards Hi NAME Well I am having difficulty choosing between NUM keyboards Perhaps you will be able to help me out NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME No of NAME NUM NUM Polyphonic Notes NUM NUM Sounds NUM NUM Rhythms NUM NUM Track NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME Yes Yes NAME Speaker Yes Yes NAME NAME Yes Yes NAME NO Yes Touch NAME Yes Yes NAME NAME Yes Yes NAME Yes Yes NAME NAME Yes Yes NAME pound NUM pound NUM Now do you know what NAME is Is NAME important and what is it Are track song memories important What are polyphonic notes are they important Is the number of sounds important Ie Would a slightly less expensive model be a lot worse than these Thanks for your anticipated help Please let me know asap if possible as I have to buy it tomorrow or Wednesday Also would you be interested in bringing KITCHEN SCISSORS and DUSTERS to the flat as NAME forgot them Also if you have a TOASTER NAME forgot that too This would be very helpful See you soon NAME NAME Dear NAME Hi It was great to see you and everyone else in NAME We never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life Perhaps we should Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME If not please tell me I am able to bring NUM pullcords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet I hope this is agreeable The current NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation And no before you ask I did nt check Oh I am looking forward to living in this flat Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book It s top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose s head was impossible I think it would look imposing Please write me an interesting reply Thanks NAME NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of NAME Inc I am a chemist Fwd Something to cheer you up The next president of the NAME If we do nt succeed we run the risk of failure NAME NAME NAME Jr Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor and that NUM word is to be prepared Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM I have made good judgments in the past I have made good judgments in the future Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr The future will be better tomorrow Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr I stand by all the misstatements that I ve made Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr to NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA my answer has been direct simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame NAME NAME NAME Jr We have a firm commitment to NAME we are a part of NAME We have a firm commitment to NAME We are a part of NAME Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr It is nt pollution that s harming the environment It s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr Welcome to Mrs NAME and my fellow astronauts Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NAME is essentially in the same orbit NAME is somewhat the same distance from the NAME which is very important We have seen pictures where there are canals we believe and water If there is water that means there is oxygen If oxygen that means we can breathe Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation s history I mean in this century s history But we all lived in this century I did nt live in this century Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy but that could change Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM Verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM We re going to have the best educated American people in the world Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr I am not part of the problem I am a Republican Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM For NASA space is still a high priority Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM Quite frankly teachers are the only profession that teach our children Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr NUM NUM NUM The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that NAME NAME may or may not make Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr We re all capable of mistakes but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr It s time for the human race to enter the solar system Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr Public speaking is very easy Governor NAME NAME NAME Jr to reporters mailto EMAIL Address NUM NAME NAME NAME DH JW NAME NUM NUM NUM The address EMAIL is a restricted mailing list you cannot send to it NAME NAME GET YOUR COPY OF NAME NUM NUM GREAT SHOTS OF EVERYONE S FAVOURITE MODEL FOR EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR NAME I hope you are keeping on moving See ya CHAR Re NAME NUM Dear NAME NAME I regret to inform you that NAME NUM is currently out of print due to excessive demand Since the year is drawing to an end it is unlikely that there will be a th reprint However I invite you to reserve your copy of NAME NUM a new and exciting venture which we are now promoting The calendar is expected to be ready for publication in midDecember so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy today Yours faithfully NAME NAME NAME Customer Services NAME NAME NAME NAME inc NUM NAME NAME and NAME NAME are registered trademarks of NAME NAME inc Reproduction of these terms is prohibited by NAME under the NUM NAME Descriptions Act section NUM Re NAME NUM Many thanks sir You can be assured I will be ordering in bulk within the next week Sincerely Mr NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME I regret to inform you that NAME NUM is currently out of print due to excessive demand Since the year is drawing to an end it is unlikely that there will be a th reprint However I invite you to reserve your copy of NAME NUM a new and exciting venture which we are now promoting The calendar is expected to be ready for publication in midDecember so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy today Yours faithfully NAME NAME NAME Customer Services NAME NAME NAME NAME inc NUM NAME NAME and NAME NAME are registered trademarks of NAME NAME inc Reproduction of these terms is prohibited by NAME under the NUM NAME Descriptions Act section NUM CHAR end NAME Have a fab weekend Make sure you spend at least half of it in the bath Looking foward to celebrating your birthday on Sunday Bye Mr NAME NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side and smile in a benign manner whilst halfclosing my eyes NAME NAME How are you Bored yet I hope not Are you revising your quantum mechanics I am in a new house It s relatively tiny I hope my room will be alright I ll think of something more amusing to send you soon Say hi to everyone NAME NAME How are you Bored yet I hope not Are you revising your quantum mechanics I am in a new house It s relatively tiny I hope my room will be alright I ll think of something more amusing to send you soon Say hi to everyone NAME Re NAME NAME NAME I will be at my Grandparent s house but they are on the inet so I ll try and be there See ya CHAR Dear NAME NAME and NAME I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening Sunday until NAME as I will be atchurch from pm I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not Still marshallbees chatroom However it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant NAME WEBSITE by then I ve got it now and it only took about NUM minutes to get and download It is really cool and can do wonderful things If we all got it then we could chat on it However until then marshallbees Sunday pm See you then NAME Re NAME NAME My sister is in love with you NAME she s not Anyway I m glad you are wallpapering It will do you good to get that messy paste all over your babysmooth hands I ve been away for the last few days visiting my friend NAME in NAME you might remember him I had a GREAT time and it was not at all ridiculous Apart from the fact that I missed my train on the way home and thus had to buy another ticket quite painful and that meant that I missed my football match today significantly unimpressive My computer science revision work is fairly boring especially software engineering I just do nt want to learn about requirements engineering I just DO NT Anyway speak soon CHAR NAME I am NOT AMUSED Just how many people has NAME shown that picture to Revenge is sweet NAME NAME and I am a master of it Anyway I hope NAME is favourable to NAME I can imagine your family standing on the highlands in the freezing drizzle clad in your family kilts lustily singing in the dawn on New Year s day Or have I got slightly the wrong impression Yes you ve got slightly the wrong impression Keep working at the multitasking Now NAME thanks for the pictures which you sent me However I asked for one where you looked pensive not evil Any more would be appreciated So what have you been up to in the past few days Are you settling down into your new home Today I am wallpapering It is very boring Yesterday I was working which was quite good fun I saw your Savage Garden NAME NAME advertised on television last night Anyway the chemistry is going pretty well how is computer science NAME NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side and smile in a benign manner whilst halfclosing my eyes NAME NAME and I wish to invite you and NAME to chat online Sunday at pm You ve obviously passed Warp NUM NAME Hi I m well Am I bored Well probably not although I m rather lazy I ve not done as much Chemistry as I could have No I most certainly am not revising my quantum mechanics Yet That would make me disillusioned for the entire holiday So you re in a new house Well anything is bound to be relatively tiny after NUM rooms Yes I hope your room will be alright too When you ask me to say hi to everyone to whom are you referring By the way I ve just finished watching Voyager on the television Did you see it If you did then I ll just say that living with you if you had passed warp NUM would nt be very different than reality just kidding So what are you up too Are you sharing a bedroom in your new house How is NAME NAME is in good health thanks to your restorative makeover on Saturday Are your nails still that hideous shade of colour Well NAME I was wondering if you had any pictures of yourself which you could email me You see I m looking for one of you with a condescending gaze and also NUM where you have your hands raised up expounding some theory or suchlike Can you help Well I hope you re keeping moving on NAME feels very isolated up here Tell me does it feel isolated living in the deep south where most other people live I have trouble imagining that it can Have you heard from anyone else whom I know yet Well I m trying to study as much as I can psychologically cope with but I m going to be working in my dad s bookshop tomorrow and Friday this week That should give me a welcome break from the hallowed halls of chemistry I m going to be spending the New Year up in the Scottish Highlands NAME and may possibly be going skiing Last time I skied I fell over I was about NUM I did nt much care for it and have never been back since I hope I do nt fall down this time as it would be infinitely more embarrassing Anyway I am also looking forward to going on the internet much more as we are changing our NAME to one which provides a totally free service ntl Tell me does NAME have netscape instant messenger service NAME is thinking of downloading it She has SUCH a mind of her own I hope you and your family are all well in your new home I m really looking forward to receiving your amusing email NAME NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side and smile in a benign manner whilst halfclosing my eyes CHAT NAME NAME and I are in NAME chat chatroom marshallbees Join us if you can NAME NAME NAME I am NOT AMUSED Just how many people has NAME shown that picture to Revenge is sweet NAME NAME and I am a master of it Anyway I hope NAME is favourable to NAME I can imagine your family standing on the highlands in the freezing drizzle clad in your family kilts lustily singing in the dawn on New Year s day Or have I got slightly the wrong impression Yes you ve got slightly the wrong impression Keep working at the multitasking Now NAME thanks for the pictures which you sent me However I asked for one where you looked pensive not evil Any more would be appreciated So what have you been up to in the past few days Are you settling down into your new home Today I am wallpapering It is very boring Yesterday I was working which was quite good fun I saw your Savage Garden NAME NAME advertised on television last night Anyway the chemistry is going pretty well how is computer science NAME NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side and smile in a benign manner whilst halfclosing my eyes NAME NAME and I wish to invite you and NAME to chat online Sunday at pm The board s decision is FINAL NAME My sister is in love with you NAME she s not What I m confused Does this have anything to do with a certain photograph Whether or not the incidents are related I wish that photo be destroyed instantly It will do you good to get that messy paste all over your hands I disagree My manager disagrees The NAME s NAME relations team disagrees you might remember him NAME Yes I do I had the privilege to shake his hand on the stairs of NUM NAME NAME earlier this year I just do nt want to learn about requirements engineering I just DO NT You mean you do nt want to learn about it Subtlety is a craft you have undoubtedly attained mastery of Now NAME NAME Regarding your communication dated th December NUM in which you stated that NUM NAME have similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who has evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits These personal revelations slightly worried me So much so that I referred your case to the good doctor NAME So full of humility is she that she denied having any medical skill but nevertheless submitted the following observations to the What to do about NAME s Rare Illness Board of NAME Sounds worrying We have a slug for a CU rep Perhaps worse a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug Worse still you have a Flatmate with the characteristics of a slug So NAME is slow leaves slim wherever he goes and has uncontrollable mating habits Talk to him Ask him what the problem is one of the things I do nt get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do nt talk to others about I think that NAME has been somewhat stressed Therefore NAME NAME the Board of Enquiry hereby diagnoses you with SlugStressSyndrome a rare illness that stems from too much time around female computers The side effects are varied and generally devastating The following website is available for those who feel that this disease will push them over the edge WEBSITE Anyway NAME it was a shame you could nt make it to chat last night In the end NAME NAME NAME and I turned up We talked for about an hour An uninvited guest turned up calling himself NAME We do nt know who he was but he was very nasty and called us names like elitists and cliquey only he called it clicky and NAME corrected him NAME told him she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly Then we all told him to go away and learn to spell and I told him to learn grammar too It was quite amusing and NAME was quite rude towards him By the way NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction I just hope we do nt actually know NAME NAME It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we d invited to chat it was nt you was it So NAME is NAME going to get NAME NAME NAME Service I ve got it on NAME now it has wonderful potential I m going down to NAME on NAME NAME primarily so my Grandmother can see where I m at university Is there anything you d like me to do Well how are you settling into your house Are you looking forward to Christmas What will you be doing at NUM NUM on the th of December Do you want to know the history of NAME This is a possible version of events Well a long time ago in the delta NAME all my stories start there it s such a happening place there was a young computer named NAME She was a very lonely computer and often wondered where her future lay She desperately wished that she could have a young computer programmer to love and NAME NUM day she met a raven This raven was called NUM translates to NAME remember him and an aura of NAME enveloped him In fact it enveloped him so thickly that young NAME could nt even see him so she relied on her NAME NAME NAME NAME System logos Greek the word Anyway NAME and NAME had a heart to binarymatrix talk the outcome of which changed NAME s hard disk forever Shortly after their conversation for NAME was very impetuous NAME successfully pleaded with NAME to transport her to earth That gallant raven obliged and NAME met up with a strange young man Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who had evolved NUM million years in a few hours and had mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits However she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself Anyway she introduced herself to the young computer scientist for that was what he was who fell head over heels in love with her he was good at gymnastics NAME for that was this intriguing young programmer s name and NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns The end or 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Greek the word Anyway NAME and NAME had a heart to binarymatrix talk the outcome of which changed NAME s hard disk forever Shortly after their conversation for NAME was very impetuous NAME successfully pleaded with NAME to transport her to earth That gallant raven obliged and NAME met up with a strange young man Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who had evolved NUM million years in a few hours and had mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits However she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself Anyway she introduced herself to the young computer scientist for that was what he was who fell head over heels in love with her he was good at gymnastics NAME for that was this intriguing young programmer s name and NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns The end or 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jelly NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dreadword vacuumcleaner NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha I thought you might like to know Anyway I m going up to the highlands for New Year in a few hours so I d better go and pack some things See you NAME Fwd go here this is cool WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME University Hi NAME NAME Hi How was your time away from home Is it snowing down there in NAME We had a beautiful white Christmas here in NAME I like snow Anyway what have you been up to in the past week I was down in NAME on Tuesday last I went to the flat it was absolutely FREEZING Not much else to say really everything was still there Oh incidentally did you know we ve declared war on NAME CHAR Email reply to NAME This fiasco could start a war NAME Who s declaring NAME CHAR hereby declares war on the residents and furnishings of NAME NAME We will do all within our power to defeat you We will fight you on the stairs we will fight you in your rooms we will fight you in the hallways and corridors of power We will do all humanly possible to protect our land and it s inheritance We will not rest until you have been defeated Reasons why we shall win NAME has an evil laugh which turns human blood to jelly NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dreadword vacuumcleaner NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha I thought you might like to know Anyway I m going up to the highlands for New Year in a few hours so I d better go and pack some things See you NAME Hi When are you all going back to NAME I m returning on Saturday at midday NAME Re munching on tree bark Pray tell good Sir who is the foe NAME the Gracious NAME wrote Good afternoon NAME Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly In NUM NUM NUM hours I will have completed an eighthour day at the science site No rest for the NAME eh NAME is coming round for dinner tonight But then maybe you ll not get this message until tomorrow which will then of course be today at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information what do you think sire Anyway till we meet again and the foe is vanquished CHAR munching on tree bark Good afternoon NAME Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly In NUM NUM NUM hours I will have completed an eighthour day at the science site No rest for the NAME eh NAME is coming round for dinner tonight But then maybe you ll not get this message until tomorrow which will then of course be today at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information what do you think sire Anyway till we meet again and the foe is vanquished CHAR Re munching on tree bark How silly of me NAME NAME wrote Why the Englishman of course CHAR NAME wrote Pray tell good Sir who is the foe NAME the Gracious NAME wrote Good afternoon NAME Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly In NUM NUM NUM hours I will have completed an eighthour day at the science site No rest for the NAME eh NAME is coming round for dinner tonight But then maybe you ll not get this message until tomorrow which will then of course be today at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information what do you think sire Anyway till we meet again and the foe is vanquished CHAR Re munching on tree bark Why the Englishman of course CHAR NAME wrote Pray tell good Sir who is the foe NAME the Gracious NAME wrote Good afternoon NAME Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly In NUM NUM NUM hours I will have completed an eighthour day at the science site No rest for the NAME eh NAME is coming round for dinner tonight But then maybe you ll not get this message until tomorrow which will then of course be today at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information what do you think sire Anyway till we meet again and the foe is vanquished CHAR morn NAME Good morning my old codger Have a great practical See you later NAME Re morn See you NAME NAME wrote NAME Good morning my old codger Have a great practical See you later NAME Hi NAME Hi NAME NAME How is your practical going Is it as challengingas you hoped for Mine was nt too bad I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening NAME NAME Re Hi NAME Hmmmmmmmm My practical is a little bit technical for me but I m wading through slowly Dinner will be DELICIOUS CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME How is your practical going Is it as challengingas you hoped for Mine was nt too bad I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening NAME NAME Re Hi NAME You d better wade a bit quiker you only have NUM minutesleft I am SO GLAD that dinner will bedelicious I salivate in anticipation Not true NAME NAME wrote Hmmmmmmmm My practical is a little bit technical for me but I m wading through slowly Dinner will be DELICIOUS CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME How is your practical going Is it as challengingas you hoped for Mine was nt too bad I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening NAME NAME Hi NAME Hi NAME Are you cooking dinner yet NAME Re Hi NAME NAME I m in the Chemistry department computer room Is nt that exciting CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Are you cooking dinner yet NAME Re Hi NAME Highly exciting NAME I hear you are not joining us for dinner this evening Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I m in the Chemistry department computer room Is nt that exciting CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Are you cooking dinner yet NAME Re Hi NAME Hope you shocker CHAR NAME wrote NAME I ve just sent this to NAME from NAME I think NAME still has no idea about what s really going on here I expected her intelligence to be higher NAME NAME I do nt think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME is NUM Most esteemed friends Romans and countrymen I am now NUM I am having a party on Friday th Please come round to my flat NAME CHAR and bring something consumable PLEASE invite anyone else who I ve quite probably missed off the list not because I do nt like them AT ALL but because I ve randomly banged this address list together Anyway come round if you 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night we stayed up talking by candlelight to NAME until am The candle gradually went out and then we continued talking in darkness until am NAME and I were tired this morning I trust that you and NAME are both in good spirits Convey to her my good wishes if you will I am printing out exam papers in the library I am now going to go shopping to look for a present for Mother s Day The endoftermfeeling is weird It s not entirely unpleasent but very strange We are entertaining again this evening NUM first year girls and NAME and NAME are coming for dinner I still do nt feel like eating and dinner I must go I look forward to continuing our conversations by electronic mail By the way NAME what is your address this vacation as I would like to send you a postcard when I go on holiday Please let me know today or tomorrow Thank you NAME Excellence is never an accident rd January NUM NAME Hi Firstly why does NAME seem to think it s the rd of January NUM Is she that behind the times NAME NAME Secondly I must thank you for sending me NUM emails whilst I have yet to finish writing one Thirdly thanks awfully for sending me your address Fourthly NAME is very amusing Fifthly my brother is thinking about getting a guitar What type do you have The NUM NAME likes He could only tell me it was an NAME NUM he did nt know the model number etc Yes I have managed to do some work I ll be doing some more after I ve finished writing to you What on earth did you and NAME teach the little beasties at your dad s school I find the idea very amusing Well I got back home on Tuesday evening My story is as follows On Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat including the shower and bathroom I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the NAME department was In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge freezer and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness After that I had to pack my room and as a result of my hectic morning after busying myself with all this running around I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank as the next train was not due for at least an hour Thankfully it was not my train which had been delayed by the ineptitude of NAME by NUM minutes This was NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey sad to leave NAME My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track I arrived in NAME over NUM minutes late but still in NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train Now I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives NAME NAME Well on Monday evening NAME invited NAME and NAME and NUM first year CU girls NAME and NAME for dinner The meal was most delicious and afterwards one of the first years NAME was given the opportunity to cut NAME s golden locks a most amusing occurrence indeed The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of NAME s ear off Now you know what NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually he did nt assault her but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion So NAME now has a mutilated ear something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls Seriously though it was only a small NAME Anyway are you well Yesterday evening I was in the middle of a power cut At NUM NAME I was gaily about to check my email when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps We lit our fire and NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour It was very beautiful but could get boring quite easily I then went up to my room oil lamp in hand and began to study At pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my email My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night We have signed up to ntl the telephone company and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day Any time you wish to chat online just let me know as it would be fun Also if you want NAME NAME NAME Service it can be downloaded from the following location WEBSITE o NAME others will get it too as it is an extremely interesting piece of software Anyway it is extremely cold here I woke up this morning and the temperature was only NUM degrees NAME It feels like I m back in January So write soon and I hope you get some work done NAME Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day NAME NAME NAME Hi The NAME Code Yes I think it is a hoax probably I do nt know an awful lot about it and I probably think there are significant number patterns in the NAME but I do nt think I like the idea of using word patterns etc to tell the future Why do you ask I think you are investigating it Do you understand the computerbased side I do nt know how much my brother is willing to spend on a guitar probably a lot if I know him What do you mean by what s your problem Out of interest could you tell me your guitar s model number and details NAME seems to think you re giving it to him That s awfully kind of you NAME I do nt do cabertossing I do surface chemistry at least that s my aim for today This afternoon I intend to help my mum paint the bathroom ceiling before going into NAME to buy some Mother s Day gifts I do hope NAME gets better soon Have you got NAME NAME NAME yet Incidentally your storage heater was on but I ve switched it off now NAME this is a short email surface chemistry is calling faintly Till you reply NAME NAME NAME of NAME NAME NAME my dear Scotsman This is my first email to you this holiday so I hope you re grateful YOU ARE NAME SWEET NOT NAME have you managed to do any work so far I have not NAME is here at the moment and I am taking her to stay with her brother this afternoon We have had a good few days yesterday we were teaching at my dad s school We had NUM little beasties young children all afternoon and it was quite tiring You are probably going back to NAME soon or are actually in the land of NAME at this very moment Either way I hope you are being yourself So speak soon and NAME NAME NAME NAME my dear Scotsman This is my first email to you this holiday so I hope you re grateful YOU ARE NAME SWEET NOT NAME have you managed to do any work so far I have not NAME is here at the moment and I am taking her to stay with her brother this afternoon We have had a good few days yesterday we were teaching at my dad s school We had NUM little beasties young children all afternoon and it was quite tiring You are probably going back to NAME soon or are actually in the land of NAME at this very moment Either way I hope you are being yourself So speak soon and NAME NAME Arise Arise It s NUM NUM Oh most fair and wondrous NAME Here is my address NUM NAME Road NAME Park NAME NAME PT Today I begin my work campaign I am not particularly looking forward to it but I must just GET ON WITH IT Miss NAME has now left and therein lies a story I was taking her to NAME to drop her off with her brother and she assumed that it would be easy enough to find the place because she knew what it was called NAME Halls Thus she did not ask for directions and upon arriving in NAME she realised that it was somewhat bigger than she had expected and we would perhaps not be able to just find the place by knowing its name And so NUM people a number of text messages and an hour later we eventually found our destination Anyway she is there now and I am emailing you from my living room where NAME is currently residing See you later NAME Most illustrious prince Greetings from NAME NAME I ve been to Pizza Hut this lunchtime where I ate NUM slices of pizza As did NAME I am extremely full I feel ill Please feel free to mourn and transform yourself into a picture of abject misery on my behalf The weather here is lovely We said NAME to NAME this morning NAME and I are now alone Last night we stayed up talking by candlelight to NAME until am The candle gradually went out and then we continued talking in darkness until am NAME and I were tired this morning I trust that you and NAME are both in good spirits Convey to her my good wishes if you will I am printing out exam papers in the library I am now going to go shopping to look for a present for Mother s Day The endoftermfeeling is weird It s not entirely unpleasent but very strange We are entertaining again this evening NUM first year girls and NAME and NAME are coming for dinner I still do nt feel like eating and dinner I must go I look forward to continuing our conversations by electronic mail By the way NAME what is your address this vacation as I would like to send you a postcard when I go on holiday Please let me know today or tomorrow Thank you NAME Excellence is never an accident Re rd January NUM NAME NAME is having problems of CHAR how shall I say personal nature I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is nt telling me about The other day she just would nt light up and even though I pumped her switches something that usually really gets her going I could not turn her on at all And then after I had delved around her innards for half an hour or so and actually got her to boot up her time and date settings were NAME Very strange You have free internet access JEALOUSY ENVY JEALOUSY MALICE HATRED ENVY JEALOUSY JEALOUSY a few of the emotions that were running through my head in the last few seconds not necessarily in that order What do you think of the NAME Code I think it s a hoax I have a NAME NAME NAME guitar What is your problem Seriously how much is your brother wanting to spend NAME I wo nt keep you from your cabertossing any longer NAME C ya NAME NAME Hi Firstly why does NAME seem to think it s the rd of January NUM Is she that behind the times NAME NAME Secondly I must thank you for sending me NUM emails whilst I have yet to finish writing one Thirdly thanks awfully for sending me your address Fourthly NAME is very amusing Fifthly my brother is thinking about getting a guitar What type do you have The NUM NAME likes He could only tell me it was an NAME NUM he did nt know the model number etc Yes I have managed to do some work I ll be doing some more after I ve finished writing to you What on earth did you and NAME teach the little beasties at your dad s school I find the idea very amusing Well I got back home on Tuesday evening My story is as follows On Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat including the shower and bathroom I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the NAME department was In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge freezer and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness After that I had to pack my room and as a result of my hectic morning after busying myself with all this running around I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank as the next train was not due for at least an hour Thankfully it was not my train which had been delayed by the ineptitude of NAME by NUM minutes This was NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey sad to leave NAME My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track I arrived in NAME over NUM minutes late but still in NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train Now I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives NAME NAME Well on Monday evening NAME invited NAME and NAME and NUM first year CU girls NAME and NAME for dinner The meal was most delicious and afterwards one of the first years NAME was given the opportunity to cut NAME s golden locks a most amusing occurrence indeed The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of NAME s ear off Now you know what NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually he did nt assault her but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion So NAME now has a mutilated ear something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls Seriously though it was only a small NAME Anyway are you well Yesterday evening I was in the middle of a power cut At NUM NAME I was gaily about to check my email when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps We lit our fire and NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour It was very beautiful but could get boring quite easily I then went up to my room oil lamp in hand and began to study At pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my email My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night We have signed up to ntl the telephone company and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day Any time you wish to chat online just let me know as it would be fun Also if you want NAME NAME NAME Service it can be downloaded from the following location WEBSITE o NAME others will get it too as it is an extremely interesting piece of software Anyway it is extremely cold here I woke up this morning and the temperature was only NUM degrees NAME It feels like I m back in January So write soon and I hope you get some work done NAME Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day Re NAME NAME NAME my partner in crime How s NAME Thanks for the card NAME sends her love She seems to be rather unstable at the moment I have thought a few times dare I say it about how nice it would be to replace her Please keep this quiet as it is a bit of a touchy subject I m sure you can imagine knowing your experience with women Today I was teaching the wee beasties again As of this afternoon I decided never to have children NAME I am going to see NAME tomorrow and we will do sporty things like play squash and football When are we coming to visit you in the fatherland next term Did we decide on a date I think we said the first wend of term My thumb hurts because my brother kicked a football at me and it bent my hand Yes I know it s a violent game How s the chemistry See ya NAME NAME Hi The NAME Code Yes I think it is a hoax probably I do nt know an awful lot about it and I probably think there are significant number patterns in the NAME but I do nt think I like the idea of using word patterns etc to tell the future Why do you ask I think you are investigating it Do you understand the computerbased side I do nt know how much my brother is willing to spend on a guitar probably a lot if I know him What do you mean by what s your problem Out of interest could you tell me your guitar s model number and details NAME seems to think you re giving it to him That s awfully kind of you NAME I do nt do cabertossing I do surface chemistry at least that s my aim for today This afternoon I intend to help my mum paint the bathroom ceiling before going into NAME to buy some Mother s Day gifts I do hope NAME gets better soon Have you got NAME NAME NAME yet Incidentally your storage heater was on but I ve switched it off now NAME this is a short email surface chemistry is calling faintly Till you reply NAME Startling revelations indeed Hi NAME What are you Some sort of weird South American flower with a penchant for difficulttopronounce names When are we coming to visit you in the fatherland next term Did we decide on a date I think we said the first CHAR end of term Yes we decided the first weekend of term That is the th th April Please write it in large letters in your diary I have to organised things for then so the date must be confirmed What time do your lectures finish on the Friday Is it still NUM NAME She NAME seems to be rather unstable at the moment I have thought a few times dare I say it about how nice it would be to replace her Please keep this quiet as it is a bit of a touchy subject I m sure you can imagine knowing your experience with women NAME I m shocked Does NAME know you might be going to NAME her Please can I tell people It could be quite amusing Scandalous revelations as NAME ditches NAME after longterm relationship turns sour Allegations of NAME being involved in Please NAME We would nt produce anything until term started again if you like It would be such fun Anyway let me know Who are NAME s lawyers I think you ll be needing to contact NAME NAME and whoever soon The chemistry is well Do you want to cha online sometime Let me know if you do and if so when is convenient Well I have a lab report to do today and I m going down to NAME tomorrow I shall visit the flat and check on things there Is there anything you d like me to do I hope you enjoyed your day with NAME and he is well NAME Actively seeking clearance to publish details of the rumoured split between NAME and NAME Re Newspaper Article NAME This is very funny I think CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Please read this it s interesting relevant and will impact on society in a big way NAME goes to NAME and myself NAME CHAR NAME NAME you are all well NAME Re Startling revelations indeed NAME OK alright then I ll let you publish some scandalous rumours BUT Only to whet the public s appetite good for NAME you know I think my lectures on Friday the th 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by mistake ooodles of love from NAME NAME NAME and NAME xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME WHATEVER NAME Subject Hello NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Sorry for the extreme lack of contact over the past few weeks I m actually off to NAME in about NUM hours and I need to pack so this ai nt going to be too long I ve had a great but somewhat hectic holiday so what s new At the end of term I had NUM days at home before jetting off I had a lovely week in a VERY NAME NAME with NAME and NAME I talked to NAME all week about everything under the sun The only time we stopped talking was to sleep or eat chocolate We visited a few towns and did lots of shopping They are both getting on really well and enjoying things which is fab After that I was home for NUM days before going up to NAME I spent a few days with NAME and his parents and we went to the coast and stuff as it was gorgeous weather Then I ve been spending my days at that wonderful big scary library doing a summative essay great fun On Thursday I came home so I ve been here for NUM days seeing a pattern emerging yet and we re all off to NAME today ie my parents brother and NAME until after NAME We re going to our house which will be strange as I have nt been back since the summer and I know I m not going to find it too easy with all my granddad s stuff around Still we re going to have a fab time When I get back I ll be heading back up to NAME NAME So I hope that you all have an absolutely fantastic NAME and that you do nt eat too much WEBSITE also hope those of you who were at NAME NAME had a good time NAME happy birthday in advance NAME NAME you lucky thing Hope you had the best time ever which I m sure you did NAME Was the parcel from NAME exciting NAME thanks so much for the lovely letter NAME sorry I have nt phoned see above for busyness reasons love you lots though NAME NAME dying each other s hair again I can only laugh NAME I know its ages away but I hope that you 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I think you ll agree Anyway more on NAME the laptop later You re taking pollen tablets are you please do nt overdose NAME however bad everything feels I am hoping we can all come and see you on that CHAR end I m also looking forward to it NAME the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time Now I have got an overdraft just like all the other students Oh well Are you back this CHAR end We could chat online tomorrow Sunday sometime Later NAME NAME Sir NAME of NAME Thanks for the postcard I m glad to hear you are enjoying yourself on the NAME Isle I have been working the last few days as well as spending some time with my friend NAME I had a good time with NAME he is well and sends his greetings We made a rather nice bowl out of walnut wood which I ll bring up to the flat next term NAME is a bit better after I gave her a good cleanout and made sure all her components were in order Guess what I m buying a laptop Yes NAME is getting the ultimate companion but it might mean that she does not come with me this time to NAME fairly shocking I think you ll agree Anyway more on NAME the laptop later You re taking pollen tablets are you please do nt overdose NAME however bad everything feels I am hoping we can all come and see you on that CHAR end I m also looking forward to it NAME the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time Now I have got an overdraft just like all the other students Oh well Are you back this CHAR end We could chat online tomorrow Sunday sometime Later NAME Chat Hi NAME Yes I d love to chat online soon Unfortunately I shall not be back until late on Sunday evening How does Monday or Tuesday evening sound NAME NAME Interesting Looking forward to seeing you soon NAME Medlockworld NAME NAME good afternoon this email is from NAME Thank you for your email I had a wonderful holiday on the NAME Isle I m glad to hear you have been working I m also pleased to receive at long last news that NAME is still alive Thank you NAME is a bit better after I gave her a good cleanout and made sure all her components were in order I m so happy for you both Guess what I m buying a laptop I m shocked Is it any good I look forward to meeting NAME what is his hard drive called I ll be very sorry not to see NAME I was counting on her presence this term to ensure we had a lovely time in the flat NAME the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time Now I have got an overdraft just like all the other students Oh yes it s a wellknown fact that absolutely all without any exceptions students have an overdraft Welcome to the multinational multilingual crowd that comprises the rest of the entire world student population Incidentally when you overdraw your bank that means you are overdrawn you do nt automatically have an overdraft They charge you lots of money for being overdrawn without an overdraft Well today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from NUM hours travelling yesterday we did nt get home until NAME last night I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon followed my moving some money through my various accounts always guaranteed to lift the corners of my mouth into a smile I am shortly going outside it s very windy weather but otherwise pleasant to build a step up to our house I will be using cement for the first time in my life Are you well When is NAME due to enter Medlockworld Yes I d love to chat online Does tonight suit you If so then what about pm If not let me know when Until sometime in the near future NAME NAME Hi NAME The new series of voyager starts tomorrow at NUM pm It s the final part of the double episode which the last series ended with Just thought you d like to know NAME Regarding words Hi NAME I forgive you for indulging in barbarous sports Wednesday sounds fine if you can make it Yesterday I did not do anything much exciting I planned my menus for next term etc My entire family were at home yesterday which is quite a rare occurrence Well I must go and do some work this morning See you NAME Re NAME Hi NAME NAME I ve been playing football tonight I think I will be out tomorrow night too raving party animal I might be able to chat on Wednesday eve and I must do some more work this week Have you done anything exciting today NAME I am going to buy a guitar with my friend NAME tomorrow for him that is My laptop should be very good thankyou See you soon NAME NAME NAME good afternoon this email is from NAME Thank you for your email I had a wonderful holiday on the NAME Isle I m glad to hear you have been working I m also pleased to receive at long last news that NAME is still alive Thank you NAME is a bit better after I gave her a good cleanout and made sure all her components were in order I m so happy for you both Guess what I m buying a laptop I m shocked Is it any good I look forward to meeting NAME what is his hard drive called I ll be very sorry not to see NAME I was counting on her presence this term to ensure we had a lovely time in the flat NAME the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time Now I have got an overdraft just like all the other students Oh yes it s a wellknown fact that absolutely all without any exceptions students have an overdraft Welcome to the multinational multilingual crowd that comprises the rest of the entire world student population Incidentally when you overdraw your bank that means you are overdrawn you do nt automatically have an overdraft They charge you lots of money for being overdrawn without an overdraft Well today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from NUM hours travelling yesterday we did nt get home until NAME last night I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon followed my moving some money through my various accounts always guaranteed to lift the corners of my mouth into a smile I am shortly going outside it s very windy weather but otherwise pleasant to build a step up to our house I will be using cement for the first time in my life Are you well When is NAME due to enter Medlockworld Yes I d love to chat online Does tonight suit you If so then what about pm If not let me know when Until sometime in the near future NAME Sunday eve Humans If some combination of us are going to NAME s birthday on Sunday evening then we need to get back from NAME s house in time probably by about NUM Is this OK with all CHAR NAME arts action Boys Check this link out it is quite fabulous NAME WEBSITE Re The meaning of life NAME STOP SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONGLY It s NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME NAME ad NAME What are you all doing I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor It was good fun although I understood very little However that s not important I m shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch lovely chicken with lemon and coriander noodles and soy sauce I hope you are all having productive mornings and if you are not life is about much more than exam revision I look forward to seeing you all later today NAME Re The meaning of life NAME ha ha NAME wrote NAME STOP SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONGLY It s NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME NAME ad NAME What are you all doing I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor It was good fun although I understood very little However that s not important I m shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch lovely chicken with lemon and coriander noodles and soy sauce I hope you are all having productive mornings and if you are not life is about much more than exam revision I look forward to seeing you all later today NAME Die NAME in humble obescience NAME Re Die NAME Much as the thought appeals I will maintain my dignity Hope you are having oodles of fun in your practical Remember if you reach out with your inner self you will feel my presence emanating through the wall Later CHAR NAME wrote NAME in humble obescience NAME CHAR CHAR NAME friends Interesting email I do not think it is as clearcut as your friend would have us think Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does nt mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses for after all this is all we have must be radically changed revised Having said that it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today and since you obviously want to talk about scientific issues here is where I stand for your perusal Age of the earth I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is I have no idea If it is billions of years old this does not affect my faith or my scientific beliefs but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time and also why NAME has told us nothing about it If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me I do not have a problem at all with NAME having deceived us or something as your friend suggests Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me science does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right NAME I do not think we evolved from lower species The NAME says that NAME formed living beings to reproduce after their own kind This law seems to be observable when we look at the product of crossbreeding sterility I do not see any convincing evidence that evolution occurs or occured or ever would occur This does not mean that I deny that within species one can observe favourable transformations aka fruitfly experiments Being a computer scientist working with statistics orders of complexity etc it is clear to me that the kinds of odds against Special Evolution are extraordinary the law of thermodynamics indicates that this stands against the natural order of nature and such concepts as the formation of NAME are inconceivable by any other means than design Without coming from a standpoint of Evolution MUST have occurred NUM cannot see the evidence from the fossil record surely we would expect thousands millions of gradual semiformed organisms In fact most of our knowledge about missing links is founded on fragments of bone Evolutionists can hardly even show us the complete skeletal structure of a single primateman If science rests on evidence then I see no reason to suspect that Special Evolution might be true Any other issues let me know NAME TS NAME wrote Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME Re The NAME NAME sad really I think Thank goodness the world still has some people like NAME CHAR EMAIL dss NAME NAME NAME NAME What do you type once logged on to NAME to get the usernames Thanks NAME Re NAME Thanks NAME wrote mailname surname NAME wrote NAME What do you type once logged on to NAME to get the usernames Thanks NAME Re NAME mailname surname NAME wrote NAME What do you type once logged on to NAME to get the 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anything for me Ca nt you say something a little more truthful such as I m going now I m insulted What is a wish and who does one wish to Who is the wishgiver and will he give them I think I am being truthful when I say very best wishes I think I m going now would be less truthful since I think I remained seated at NAME and wrote another email Now although I have said I think NUM times in the last NUM sentences it may be less truthful than saying very best wishes because I did not It was merely a phrase with properties intended to convey that which I wish to be conveyed as the mood of my writing Do you think people should speak more plainly Does the English language need to be reexamined I wish I knew but did I Was that true Thank you for taking the time to read this letter Perhaps you would like to fill in the speech bubbles of the attached photograph They could be humorous that s a subtle hint And so I shall say it once more Very best wishes Since it is true and wishes I do wish for you NAME PS You are quite welcome to send me a picture message any time that is another subtle hint NAME Who is NAME subject line a message from NAME Hi NAME Thanks very much for providing that information concerning the telephone bill Well how are you I sent you a text message this morning but you did nt reply Are you enjoying the summer weather I am we are living under a thick and chilly sea fog and have been for the past NUM days I ve just finished my week in my Dad s bookshop It was quite good I read some books listened to music did some work sent some text messages etc Oh and sold books too Next week I m painting our sitting room and starting to make a cobbled path I m also meant to finish off our stone roundabout thingy but it s boring I m quite happy today Tomorrow I shall hopefully go for along cycle ride in the morning and attempt some of my dissertation in the afternoon My parents areaway to visit my grandmother for the weekend so it s just me and my brother at home I got back from NAME last Sunday evening I said goodbye to the flat and handed in the keys or rather my parents did as they were staying in NAME s for a few days and there was no one at reception when I was leaving The end of a chapter and a gloriously enjoyable on at that in my life That means I get to turn over the page I ve never thought of that before So what are you whiling away your time with Have you found any jobs you want to do this summer Are your various computers all well Have you heard from NAME I think it must be time for another massupdate Definitely I d guess tomorrow Well I d better go Very best wishes NAME a little wish for you Greetings my good serf NAME Why then did you not reply I hear you cry Your hearing is remarkably acute How s NAME Considerably worse off for being spelt incorrectly it has NUM CHAR s Otherwise it is lovely I came home to discover a multitude of blue cornflowers flowering in our garden They are lovely I like blue flowers And NAME Well and in near constant use by my brother Were you perhaps expecting her to be other than NUM percent I ve been away at a Christian school s convention for the last week or so and hence I have been electronically silent for a while That would explain it While I was away the weather was AMAZING NAME Hot that is and I now look even more like NAME NAME with my newlyacquired sun tan You are very amusing Glad to hear you re keeping yourself busy and even more that you feel happy NAME a rare and enjoyable state It should nt be NAME HENMAN MIGHT GET TO THE FINAL Is this football Do nt worry I know it s really tennis My computers are all well and they send you the very worst of regards I ve already sent them the worst of regards I did it NUM Wednesday a few weeks ago It s NAME s birthday tomorrow do nt forget to send her a card or phone her or something as if you would I know it is When you say as if you would do you mean as if I would forget to send a card or as if I would telephone her I m now going to say bye Bye NAME you know your own mind Amazing When you say very best wishes I bet you are lying I bet you did nt wish anything for me Ca nt you say something a little more truthful such as I m going now I m insulted What is a wish and who does one wish to Who is the wishgiver and will he give them I think I am being truthful when I say very best wishes I think I m going now would be less truthful since I think I remained seated at NAME and wrote another email Now although I have said I think NUM times in the last NUM sentences it may be less truthful than saying very best wishes because I did not It was merely a phrase with properties intended to convey that which I wish to be conveyed as the mood of my writing Do you think people should speak more plainly Does the English language need to be reexamined I wish I knew but did I Was that true Thank you for taking the time to read this letter Perhaps you would like to fill in the speech bubbles of the attached photograph They could be 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section on molecular wires and am about to move on to molecular switches Eventually I ll be writing about nanocomputers the theory of which I find quite interesting but for the moment I am explaining the building blocks Talking of building this afternoon I have been putting the finishing touches to a stone circle I have been constructing for our garden It has now begun to rain so I have retreated gracefully indoors and was pleasantly greeted by your email This evening I am going to have my hair cut by that wellknown hairdresser my mother I will probably be going down to NAME next week perhaps on Thursday I need to get some more papers from the library for my dissertation It will also afford me the opportunity to do some shopping and absorb the general ambience Are you happy that you ve nearly finished your NAME parser generator Will you have much else to occupy yourself with Let me tell you a little story One of my lecturers told me that the NAME ITS usernames were simply our NAME codes transferred into base However I was looking into this a few days ago no I do nt have too much time on my hands and it did not seem to be an accurate explanation My username certainly produced a number the same length as my NAME code but the digits were different I am unable to solve this puzzle at present Sincerely NAME NAME As you know I use my NAME address all the time However if you wanted to you could sent emails ADDITIONALLY to my EMAIL address Just a thought Please send them to my NAME address though iso CHAR Logic what do they teach iso CHAR them NAME NAME NAME As I mentioned a few hours earlier and about a hundred miles further southward the flat account is still open and has our money in it I am waiting for our esteemed colleagues NAME and NAME to send me a list of which calls they think they have made NAME I wait I wait I wait Perhaps you could engage in some subtle hinting Anyway once I receive that information I shall speedily conclude working out the telephone bill and calculate how much we all owe Following that I shall draw our final bills or cheques as is more likely I hope and send them to you all I hope that is to your satisfaction What have you been encountering this week in the way of NAME academic work fun or anything else remotely interesting Thank you for your attempts at solving the username puzzle I have not given up yet but must confess I am currently without leads and pretty much at a loss Do not fear though it will be solved before I leave NAME Brave words for a chemist I have been spending most of the last week writing my chemistry dissertation I have now completed a rough draft which thankfully my supervisor is pleasantly surprised with I m not quite sure how to take that Anyway I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week Apart from that I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights Very bad and undisciplined Well I certainly had a busy day today I got up at NUM o clock and caught a train to NAME at NUM NUM After alighting at NAME station I promptly made my way to the library There I worked toil such as only NAME would understand until NUM NUM after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs Henceforth I skipped gaily along to NAME s Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch Late as it was the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management s most effective scaremongering tactics If everyone realised how akin to NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner Very best wishes NAME Greetings Hi NAME What is NAME Is it an operating system I informed NAME and NAME of the telephone bill once more I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night More importantly one of the children made a commitment to NAME which was wonderful Last Tuesday evening we all played NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in NUM had to dress up as a NAME and this I did with some relish Yesterday evening I went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring I m very sorry to hear about your car although I m glad to hear you still patronise NAME s NAME now I wonder if you can help me I am going to buy a NAME rewriter and I would like to be able to put it in my computer Do you have any advice about which model to go for I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting NAME All the best NAME Website address Dear NAME Hi It was good to talk to you earlier this evening I was quite shocked to discover that I had been doing so for NUM minutes Anyway I shall write again soon but here is the website you asked for If you think there is anything odd about it then let me know before tomorrow evening since I shall order my NAME thingy then WEBSITE See you NAME A reply Hi NAME Here is my reply to your NUM emails Firstly it was good to talk with you both today and the other day as well I hope you have a good time with NAME this evening Please pass on my regards Today I went into NAME and got my mobile fascia Now I do not have a cracked NAME We ve had a thunderstorm here but the sun is now shining I am having a look at some of my chemistry for next year it looks fun I will order your memory with my rewritable NAME and let you know when it arrives Have a nice day NAME NAME I hope the camp goes well the week after next but I m sure I shall say that again nearer the time NAME NAME NAME What is the state of the telephone bill and the remnants of the flat account CHAR NAME What is the state of the telephone bill and the remnants of the flat account CHAR Re NAME NAME Hi NAME I m in NAME library I am still waiting on NAME NAME to reply with their calls before anything can be done with the NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME What is the state of the telephone bill and the remnants of the flat account CHAR Re Logic what do they teach them NAME May I humbly suggest that you resend the NAME NAME emails to the aforementioned women May I also humbly suggest that you put a note on it suggesting slightly increased urgency My car was vandalised last night how annoying BIG EXCITMENT I m installing NAME on my computer it is a bit of a nightmare but I ll hopefully get it working soon Just got back from playing tennis in the rain It was fun but slippery We went to watch a film last night and also sampled some of the fine edibles purveyed by the NAME s establishment The film was unfortunately a LOAD OF NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME C ya NAME NAME NAME As I mentioned a few hours earlier and about a hundred miles further southward the flat account is still open and has our money in it I am waiting for our esteemed colleagues NAME and NAME to send me a list of which calls they think they have made NAME I wait I wait I wait Perhaps you could engage in some subtle hinting Anyway once I receive that information I shall speedily conclude working out the telephone bill and calculate how much we all owe Following that I shall draw our final bills or cheques as is more likely I hope and send them to you all I hope that is to your satisfaction What have you been encountering this week in the way of NAME academic work fun or anything else remotely interesting Thank you for your attempts at solving the username puzzle I have not given up yet but must confess I am currently without leads and pretty much at a loss Do not fear though it will be solved before I leave NAME Brave words for a chemist I have been spending most of the last week writing my chemistry dissertation I have now completed a rough draft which thankfully my supervisor is pleasantly surprised with I m not quite sure how to take that Anyway I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week Apart from that I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights Very bad and undisciplined Well I certainly had a busy day today I got up at NUM o clock and caught a train to NAME at NUM NUM After alighting at NAME station I promptly made my way to the library There I worked toil such as only NAME would understand until NUM NUM after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs Henceforth I skipped gaily along to NAME s Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch Late as it was the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management s most effective scaremongering tactics If everyone realised how akin to NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner Very best wishes NAME Re Greetings NAME Welcome back Did you just watch the CHAR thingy NAME I ve got a NAME NAME NAME something like that would be good NAME I ll email again soon CHAR Hi NAME What is NAME Is it an operating system I informed NAME and NAME of the telephone bill once more I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night More importantly one of the children made a commitment to NAME which was wonderful Last Tuesday evening we all played NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in NUM had to dress up as a NAME and this I did with some relish Yesterday evening I went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring I m very sorry to hear about your car although I m glad to hear you still patronise NAME s NAME now I wonder if you can help me I am going to buy a NAME rewriter and I would like to be able to put it in my computer Do you have any advice about which model to go for I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting NAME All the best NAME Re Greetings NAME Yes another email from me You must be squirming with excitement NAME is an NAME yes I saw someone on TV today who very much reminded me of you Data from NAME Next Gen Yes OK so he s an android humanoid but your characteristics are almost identical NUM or NUM hours of sleep a night That s not a camp that s a holiday The dog threwup on the carpet this evening I m going to visit NAME tomorrow my uncle s house is less than an hour away from her s I m also hoping NAME NAME is going to come and visit me this weekend Heat is GREAT Apart from the flies which I HATE with a vengeance They must die Bye NAME Hi NAME What is NAME Is it an operating system I informed NAME and NAME of the telephone bill once more I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night More importantly one of the children made a commitment to NAME which was wonderful Last Tuesday evening we all played NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in NUM had to dress up as a NAME and this I did with some relish Yesterday evening I went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring I m very sorry to hear about your car although I m glad to hear you still patronise NAME s NAME now I wonder if you can help me I am going to buy a NAME rewriter and I would like to be able to put it in my computer Do you have any advice about which model to go for I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting NAME All the best NAME Re NAME Flat Bills NAME You have been an absolutely superb if somewhat secretive overlyextravagant and deceitful SMILEY keeper of the flat wealth without whom the year in Marshal I would have been a lot um nastier Thanks NAME Dear Flat People minus NAME The enclosed document will tell you how much you owe the flat accounts at its closure Except for NAME whom the account owes Well that is it The flat account is now closed expect I m still keeping it open really and am going to use it for my own use Have a nice week NAME A message for NAME Dear NAME Hello What was children s camp like Were you the subject of adoration for multiple teenage girls this time Hope you enjoyed it Are you still living in NAME I ve had Thursday and Friday off work since the harvest has been slow in starting and there was literally nothing for me to do all painting and tidying completed Therefore I ve been spending my time doing some Chemistry Last weekend I spend a lovely few days at NAME s house She ate NUM slices of pizza on Monday lunchtime at pizza hut and felt rather ill afterwards Dear oh dear I consumed a much more respectable NUM After eating NUM once with NAME I decided not to attempt a repeat performance Yesterday morning I went for a walk on the beach which we all went to when the flat came to visit NAME It was gloriously sunny and most enjoyable although I could nt see any remains from our forbidden campfire Bye NAME Re A message for NAME Hi NAME In the presenttential form of the words of the Terminator I m back Yes it certainly was a tiring week and last night I was absolutely EXHAUSTED I think one of the hardest things about the camp was the incessant noise I was leader of NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time I thought my brain was going to explode Still at least after the first night they quietened down for sleep without too much armtwisting Yes I acquired a number of femal fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them oh well I now have NAME staying with me and we will probably attempt to do some shopping today do nt tell NAME I wonder if the shops in NAME are open on Sunday Life is crazy is nt it I wonder what it s all about Also I wish that I was better at being myself all the time then life would be less tiring sometimes It sounds like you are being a good chemistry student so GOOD FOR YOU NAME sunscreen NAME Dear NAME Hello What was children s camp like Were you the subject of adoration for multiple teenage girls this time Hope you enjoyed it Are you still living in NAME I ve had Thursday and Friday off work since the harvest has been slow in starting and there was literally nothing for me to do all painting and tidying completed Therefore I ve been spending my time doing some Chemistry Last weekend I spend a lovely few days at NAME s house She ate NUM slices of pizza on Monday lunchtime at pizza hut and felt rather ill afterwards Dear oh dear I consumed a much more respectable NUM After eating NUM once with NAME I decided not to attempt a repeat performance Yesterday morning I went for a walk on the beach which we all went to when the flat came to visit NAME It was gloriously sunny and most enjoyable although I could nt see any remains from our forbidden campfire Bye NAME Re Musings on life part NUM NAME NAME old boy as one of my church friends always addresses me Thanks for your text message thanks for really NAME your soul and letting it all hang out great Am now in my next house in a little town near NAME All is well and I think I might even be able to set NAME up soon and record some more music How s the work coming Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer Have you discovered the secret of happiness If so please tell me Bye NAME NAME I was leader of NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time Tell me about it It amazes me how much energy children have Yes I acquired a number of female fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them oh well A rather halfhearted attempt at feigning disappointment I now have NAME staying with me A word of advice do nt leave him alone with your duvets Life is crazy is nt it I wonder what it s all about Also I wish that I was better at being myself all the time then life would be less tiring sometimes Yes it s crazy Is nt it strange I feel like musing on existence I know what you men about being yourself It seems to be a modern tenet to attain to Life is easier if you do nt try to be something you re not But that s no reason not to change or allow yourself to be changed NAME life s funny but it s a lot easier if you look for the good things in it I like being happy it s so relaxing Well tomorrow I return to work dear me I ve got lots of chemistry done this past week wonderful Have a good time with NAME NAME midge repellent I think that could be a hit too do nt you NAME Re Musings on life part NUM My friend I hope you feel better soon but what are feelings They do not alter fact only colour it And all important facts are immutable so in which shade lies their true colour You assume I do nt feel good Why CHAR NAME Hello Thanks for your text message thanks for really NAME your soul and letting it all hang out great Well you do nt exactly do that either do you Am now in my next house in a little town near NAME All is well and I think I might even be able to set NAME up soon and record some more music How s the work coming NAME so you re back near NAME again I m glad all is well are you sure Music NAME mmm good Well I hope you enjoy that Work is now busy I get up at NUM NUM each day usually Saturdays too and work until NAME with half an hour for lunch I analyse nitrogen levels moisture contents species varieties germination rates and get very tired However I am learning how hard some jobs are and am glad I am at university Unfortunately it makes rd year appear as these holidays did during the exams Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer Very nice Are you happy with it Have you discovered the secret of happiness If so please tell me No I have not except perhaps not to look for it all the time I hope you feel better soon but what are feelings They do not alter fact only colour it And all important facts are immutable so in which shade lies their true colour Bye NAME Re Musings on life part NUM My dear NAME I actually feel quite good at the moment but as you say feelings are fickle However if I could find the secret of happiness then maybe I could feel great all the time Anyway I ve just bought a new digital camera do nt tell NAME Bye NAME NAME You assume I do nt feel good Why Because you said Have you discovered the secret of happiness If so please tell me If you are happy then why are you looking for something you have Do you feel good NAME grand gettogether Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A 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NAME IMPORTANT NAME I have had quite a few replies and it seems that only NAME will definitely not be able to make the aforementioned weekend is that a DEFINITE NO NAME so This is what we re going to do Please reply to this message telling me whether you can ca nt make the following dates I suggest you copy the dates straight out of this email and just put yes no or part beside the date to say whether you can ca nt it then part if you can only make part of it The dates are as follows the following is what you are going to copy and send back to me with your own input Weekend NUM NUM Weekend NUM NUM NUM NAME Regards NAME Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A CHAR extras gettogether We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the NUM NUM th of September at NAME s house NAME We need to know who can ca nt make it on those days and then we can take it from there WE MUST KNOW SOON Please 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are going to copy and send back to me with your own input Weekend NUM NUM Weekend NUM NUM NUM NAME Regards NAME Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A amp CHAR extras gettogether We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the NUM NUM th of September at NAME s house NAME We need to know who can ca nt make it on those days and then we can take it from there WE MUST KNOW SOON Please get back to me NAME Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re IMPORTANT after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME Re grand gettogether NAME shall we make it that weekend then Sorry to miss you NAME NAME I m sure we could pick you up from the station What time do you guys think you ll get here I might be going out for my parent s th anniversary that night but you are MORE than welcome to arrive in the afternnoon or evening whatever is easiest for you Perhaps NAME could arrive earlier and then if I do go out for the meal then he could be on the chaufeurr duty Love you all lots NAME Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A CHAR extras gettogether We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the NUM NUM th of September at NAME s house NAME We need to know who can ca nt make it on those days and then we can take it from there WE MUST KNOW SOON Please get back to me NAME Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished NAME NAME shall we make it that weekend then Sorry to miss you NAME NAME I m sure we could pick you up from the station What time do you guys think you ll get here I might be going out for my parent s th anniversary that night but you are MORE than welcome to arrive in the afternnoon or evening whatever is easiest for you Perhaps NAME could arrive earlier and then if I do go out for the meal then he could be on the chaufeurr duty Love you all lots NAME Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A amp CHAR extras gettogether We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the NUM NUM th of September at NAME s house NAME We need to know who can ca nt make it on those days and then we can take it from there WE MUST KNOW SOON Please get back to me NAME Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished NAME Re grand gettogether No can do guys I m afraid I ve got so much on and to do before I leave for NAME that I do nt think I can make it Sorry will be in touch soon love NAME xxx No can do guys I m afraid I ve got so much on and to do before I leave for NAME that I do nt think I can make it Sorry will be in touch soon love NAME xxx Re grand gettogether hello everyone I have recieved part of an email conversation about the weekend it is very strange to only read part of it but I m sure you all know what s going on Anyway I can make the original weekend I do nt think I ll be able to make this weekend as I m going to NAME s unless we met there NAME but I do nt know if I can make any other days especially in the weekdays hmmm NAME I do nt understand how to copy emails but I think I ve told you the answer anyway ummmm hope evryone is ok I have been varnishing doors in our extension today whilst having a discussion on taxation with our NAME and my friend NAME It is disgusting how little nurses get paid in relation to footballers love to you all NAME I am replying to your letter just very slowly NAME I have an NAME NAME poetry book that you can have because my Mum bought it second hand looking forward to seeing you all wether in the next few weeks or in NAME NAME welcome home NAME NAME for the newspaper article Glad to see that I am in good and beautiful company NAME when do you go Will write vsoon LOADS of love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Millza NAME NAME NAME Subject Re grand gettogether Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Could we get some degree of noise out of you people as to yes or no if it s looking good I ll book my train tickets if not strangely enough I wo nt NAME Friends Romans and Countrypeople As some of you might know NAME and I are cunningly planning a Marshal A amp CHAR extras gettogether We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the NUM NUM th of September at NAME s house NAME We need to know who can ca nt make it on those days and then we can take it from there WE MUST KNOW SOON Please get back to me NAME Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re IMPORTANT br br br br br brHello people Got back from NAME on Saturday and have nt had the chance to check my emails till now NAME I ve just had to read SO many about some funsounding gettogether in NAME Here s my little reply Weekend NUM NUM probably not Weekend NUM NUM NUM best for me Weekdays nah So yes I probably will be able to make the weekend everyone else seems keen on apart from NAME and NAME but it will depend on train costs which I ll now investigate I am skint and who else goes You know I d LOVE to see you all but the incentive to go would be even greater if I knew that NAME and NAME were going as I wo nt see them for AGES if they do nt and I will be seeing you others NUM weeks later Can you make it you guys Hope so Keep me posted Bye for now love you all NAME xxx PS I m seeing NAME on Wednesday NAME and NAME CHAR are going to see the NAME match at NAME NAME Park on wed night so NAME is coming to see me then Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE NAME we are all clear OK All It seems that WE ARE ALL NAME FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE NUM NUM NUM Here are the details Arrive at NAME s house some time on the Friday evening or Saturday morning Bring some food please like a dessert or some rolls or a roast pig or something That way NAME s mum does not have to feed us all of the time Leave NAME s house some time on Sunday For the Christians among us we might want to go to church I guess But then again maybe not NAME I have not had a reply from your good self but I hope you can come Till we meet again and the case is solved which film NAME after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME OK All It seems that WE ARE ALL NAME FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE NUM NUM NUM Here are the details Arrive at NAME s house some time on the Friday evening or Saturday morning Bring some food please like a dessert or some rolls or a roast pig or something That way NAME s mum does not have to feed us all of the time Leave NAME s house some time on Sunday For the Christians among us we might want to go to church I guess But then again maybe not NAME I have not had a reply from your good self but I hope you can come Till we meet again and the case is solved which film NAME after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME My dear and distant friends scattered amongst the netherreaches of this fair and fabled land Greetings As it stands peoplewise right now for the grand gettogether on the weekend of the th at my place Me possibly joke NAME NAME Yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME hopefully yes NAME arriving on Sat night yes NAME due to some brilliant negotiating yes NAME Hopefully yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME no responce as yet can someone give me his number please NAME unfortunatly no And tonight NAME suggested inviting NAME too so hopefully he might be able to come as well Please someone forward this on to him Thanks Tell me if I ve got any of these wrong What I need from you is approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you sleeping bags pillow water bottle I ve got lots of mattresses so no need to bring them And with regards to FOOD as NAME said it would be helpful if you brought something The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows Watch me delegate NUM I m out from NUM NUM on friday night my parents th but NAME will be here Is that possible NAME He can be me So if NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night that would be very helpful NAME there is a very good Fish NAME shop nearby which means you could order that if you want NUM Saturday Breakfast I ll handle this cooking a feast of French Toast and NAME etc NUM Saturday Lunch Perhaps NUM people could handle this NAME NAME If you could get stuff to make perhaps a picnic lunch for the people who will be here If it is picnic then that gives us flexiblilty NUM Saturday night you will be treated to a NAME which I ll deal with Could NUM people bring things to make a salad with NAME NAME and could NUM people bring a desert NAME NAME NAME I know you are coming from NAME so if you ca nt do this worry not NUM Sunday breakfast cereal toast or something simple like that I ll handle it NUM Sunday lunch NAME garlic bread I ll do this Could NUM people bring deserts there NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME if you CAN come and read this email either bring some munchables anyone else is welcome to do this too And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids juices for bfast coke etc with them NAME that would be great Do nt bring drinks if you are on the train too heavy I m sure Tell me if this is a problem So your responce to this email will be prompt click now on reply saying if this sound ok or not to you and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise Keep smiling NAME My dear and distant friends scattered amongst the netherreaches of this fair and fabled land Greetings As it stands peoplewise right now for the grand gettogether on the weekend of the th at my place Me possibly joke NAME NAME Yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME hopefully yes NAME arriving on Sat night yes NAME due to some brilliant negotiating yes NAME Hopefully yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME no responce as yet can someone give me his number please NAME unfortunatly no And tonight NAME suggested inviting NAME too so hopefully he might be able to come as well Please someone forward this on to him Thanks Tell me if I ve got any of these wrong What I need from you is approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you sleeping bags pillow water bottle I ve got lots of mattresses so no need to bring them And with regards to FOOD as NAME said it would be helpful if you brought something The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows Watch me delegate NUM I m out from NUM NUM on friday night my parents th but NAME will be here Is that possible NAME He can be me So if NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night that would be very helpful NAME there is a very good Fish NAME shop nearby which means you could order that if you want NUM Saturday Breakfast I ll handle this cooking a feast of French Toast and NAME etc NUM Saturday Lunch Perhaps NUM people could handle this NAME NAME If you could get stuff to make perhaps a picnic lunch for the people who will be here If it is picnic then that gives us flexiblilty NUM Saturday night you will be treated to a NAME which I ll deal with Could NUM people bring things to make a salad with NAME NAME and could NUM people bring a desert NAME NAME NAME I know you are coming from NAME so if you ca nt do this worry not NUM Sunday breakfast cereal toast or something simple like that I ll handle it NUM Sunday lunch NAME garlic bread I ll do this Could NUM people bring deserts there NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME if you CAN come and read this email either bring some munchables anyone else is welcome to do this too And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids juices for bfast coke etc with them NAME that would be great Do nt bring drinks if you are on the train too heavy I m sure Tell me if this is a problem So your responce to this email will be prompt click now on reply saying if this sound ok or not to you and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise Keep smiling NAME Re that sounds very cool see you then everyone although NAME I ll see you on sunday am looking forward to it very much muchos love from the hamillgirl From NAME NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Millza NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM My dear and distant friends scattered amongst the netherreaches of this fair and fabled land Greetings As it stands peoplewise right now for the grand gettogether on the weekend of the th at my place Me possibly joke NAME NAME Yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME hopefully yes NAME arriving on Sat night yes NAME due to some brilliant negotiating yes NAME Hopefully yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME no responce as yet can someone give me his number please NAME unfortunatly no And tonight NAME suggested inviting NAME too so hopefully he might be able to come as well Please someone forward this on to him Thanks Tell me if I ve got any of these wrong What I need from you is approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you sleeping bags pillow water bottle I ve got lots of mattresses so no need to bring them And with regards to FOOD as NAME said it would be helpful if you brought something The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows Watch me delegate NUM I m out from NUM NUM on friday night my parents th but NAME will be here Is that possible NAME He can be me So if NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night that would be very helpful NAME there is a very good Fish NAME shop nearby which means you could order that if you want NUM Saturday Breakfast I ll handle this cooking a feast of French Toast and NAME etc NUM Saturday Lunch Perhaps NUM people could handle this NAME NAME If you could get stuff to make perhaps a picnic lunch for the people who will be here If it is picnic then that gives us flexiblilty NUM Saturday night you will be treated to a NAME which I ll deal with Could NUM people bring things to make a salad with NAME NAME and could NUM people bring a desert NAME NAME NAME I know you are coming from NAME so if you ca nt do this worry not NUM Sunday breakfast cereal toast or something simple like that I ll handle it NUM Sunday lunch NAME garlic bread I ll do this Could NUM people bring deserts there NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME if you CAN come and read this email either bring some munchables anyone else is welcome to do this too And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids juices for bfast coke etc with them NAME that would be great Do nt bring drinks if you are on the train too heavy I m sure Tell me if this is a problem So your responce to this email will be prompt click now on reply saying if this sound ok or not to you and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise Keep smiling NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME in NAME Dear assorted wonderful people After reading many emails NUM about a marvelloussounding proposed weekend in NAME I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend NAME NUM cannot get off work that weekend Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you NUM weeks later in NAME NAME With deepest regrets at missing such a funsounding time NAME Re NAME in NAME NO NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Millza NAME EMAIL NAME Subject Re NAME in NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear assorted wonderful people After reading many emails NUM about a marvelloussounding proposed weekend in NAME I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend NAME NUM cannot get off work that weekend Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you NUM weeks later in NAME NAME With deepest regrets at missing such a funsounding time NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Musings on life part NUM NAME I was leader of NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time Tell me about it It amazes me how much energy children have Yes I acquired a number of female fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them oh well A rather halfhearted attempt at feigning disappointment I now have NAME staying with me A word of advice do nt leave him alone with your duvets Life is crazy is nt it I wonder what it s all about Also I wish that I was better at being myself all the time then life would be less tiring sometimes Yes it s crazy Is nt it strange I feel like musing on existence I know what you men about being yourself It seems to be a modern tenet to attain to Life is easier if you do nt try to be something you re not But that s no reason not to change or allow yourself to be changed NAME life s funny but it s a lot easier if you look for the good things in it I like being happy it s so relaxing Well tomorrow I return to work dear me I ve got lots of chemistry done this past week wonderful Have a good time with NAME NAME midge repellent I think that could be a hit too do nt you NAME Musings on life part NUM NAME Hello Thanks for your text message thanks for really NAME your soul and letting it all hang out great Well you do nt exactly do that either do you Am now in my next house in a little town near NAME All is well and I think I might even be able to set NAME up soon and record some more music How s the work coming NAME so you re back near NAME again I m glad all is well are you sure Music NAME mmm good Well I hope you enjoy that Work is now busy I get up at NUM NUM each day usually Saturdays too and work until NAME with half an hour for lunch I analyse nitrogen levels moisture contents species varieties germination rates and get very tired However I am learning how hard some jobs are and am glad I am at university Unfortunately it makes rd year appear as these holidays did during the exams Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer Very nice Are you happy with it Have you discovered the secret of happiness If so please tell me No I have not except perhaps not to look for it all the time I hope you feel better soon but what are feelings They do not alter fact only colour it And all important facts are immutable so in which shade lies their true colour Bye NAME Musings on life part NUM NAME You assume I do nt feel good Why Because you said Have you discovered the secret of happiness If so please tell me If you are happy then why are you looking for something you have Do you feel good NAME NAME says hi NAME Hello Firstly thank you for sending the lucre email Your classification of NAME at least I assume it was he was rather amusing It was really great to hear from you the other night Thanks for calling NAME suggested you all kidnap me from work I like that idea very much Yesterday morning I was working but in the afternoon I went up to NAME and bought a pair of shoes I am now in the rather frivolous position of having NUM pairs of shoes Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath which I enjoyed immensely This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stirfry for lunch I have decided that I am only going to write up another NUM chemistry lectures before next term after which I will relax turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings Bye and enjoy next weekend NAME NAME Boys Girls and NAME Please can you either pay or cash NAME your outstanding cheques to the flat account so we can close the book on it NAME NAME a NAME NAME conglomerate Freeserve NAME Here is the Freeserve number NUM NUM Hope you can rid NAME of that viral fiend See you soon CHAR NAME Here is the Freeserve number NUM NUM Hope you can rid NAME of that viral fiend See you soon CHAR Re Freeserve Hi NAME Thanks for the Freeserve number Unfortunately I needed it in order to see if I could connect to the internet so I could nt actually receive it via email until that nasty virus was eradicated NAME NAME is now much better I got a nice little program from my NAME company s site on the internet which found and destroyed the virus Excellent Anyway I have now finished work I am very happy This morning I had such a lovely lazy time Are you anxious to get back to NAME tomorrow I guess you ll be there by the time you read this Hope you are settling in well in your new room I shall be in NAME briefly on Monday around midday to drop of all me stuff then my Mum is taking me to NAME to get material for my duvet and bin cover I will then be back in college for tea ready to start a new term hopefully Looking forward to seeing you Very best wishes NAME My spirit is there Is yours NAME Re I was there in NAME and Truth and enjoyed it immensely Apart from the last dance by which time I was fed up CHAR NAME wrote My spirit is there Is yours NAME Re What was the last dance I hope you were nt in bed too late NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote I was there in NAME and Truth and enjoyed it immensely Apart from the last dance by which time I was fed up CHAR NAME wrote My spirit is there Is yours NAME Regarding your client s mounting debts Dear NAME NAME Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm In light of recent correspondance from your client Miss NAME I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how when and how much of the money is to be collected The amount stipulated is pound NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense I hope I need not get heavyhanded with your firm NAME NAME as I hold it and yourself in the highest admiration for a moneylaundering company Your sincerely NAME NAME We collect debt however it is deemed necessary Re Regarding your client s mounting debts NAME NAME never actually gave me her money so you must get it from her Later CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm In light of recent correspondance from your client Miss NAME I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how when and how much of the money is to be collected The amount stipulated is pound NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense I hope I need not get heavyhanded with your firm NAME NAME as I hold it and yourself in the highest admiration for a moneylaundering company Your sincerely NAME NAME We collect debt however it is deemed necessary Re Regarding your client s mounting debts Dear dear scandalous girl NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME never actually gave me her money so you must get it from her Later CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm In light of recent correspondance from your client Miss NAME I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how when and how much of the money is to be collected The amount stipulated is pound NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense I hope I need not get heavyhanded with your firm NAME NAME as I hold it and yourself in the highest admiration for a moneylaundering company Your sincerely NAME NAME We collect debt however it is deemed necessary State your location NAME NAME CHAR require to know where you are at this moment NAME NAME and myself have been trying to contact you all evening Please telephone me Sincerely NAME NAME Re Hi NAME Good morning NAME Yes I am indeed at my desk I am currently struggling with the FLIPPING FORMATTING IN WORD NAME It is about to drive me nuts Why ca nt it be sensible about outline numbering College is very quiet I quite like it although I think it would get somewhat boring if I stayed here for too long NAME and I went to her house last night It was a good time and I managed to mess up one of the keys on her piano whilst trying to fix it Not so good Anyway we had a nice stirfry and she has just left this morning I am seriously going to miss my internet connection when I go home NAME well only a few weeks before I am reunited with the ether NAME have a good day and say hi to NAME for me NAME Hi NAME Are you busy working I am intending to begin today Intending being the operative word It is quite cold here in NAME but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked quite a task I m having chicken risotto for lunch and looking forward to it immensely Last night I watched an episode of Voyager a very good one actually I m hoping you re sitting at your desk with NAME when you receive this so that you can reply but perhaps you re not By the way whatever you did to NAME seems to have worked I do nt have to log in when I start up any more The new backgrounds are lovely too So how is everyone in college How many of you are still left Is it lonely What do you think of NAME more or less without its students Did you go to NAME s house yesterday Hope you have a good day NAME holla NAME whassup my main man Have they put you back together yet What was it like Did the nurse help you to have a shower Anyway I hope you re checking your emails I m back from snowboarding and so life can continue It was great fun amazing scenery and plenty of bruises I fell over on average about NUM time a day But it was great fun and I would love to go again Now I am going to try and get some more uni work done although I wo nt have much time what with New Year etc When are you coming back to NAME See you soon NAME Hi NAME Hi NAME Are you busy working I am intending to begin today Intending being the operative word It is quite cold here in NAME but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked quite a task I m having chicken risotto for lunch and looking forward to it immensely Last night I watched an episode of Voyager a very good one actually I m hoping you re sitting at your desk with NAME when you receive this so that you can reply but perhaps you re not By the way whatever you did to NAME seems to have worked I do nt have to log in when I start up any more The new backgrounds are lovely too So how is everyone in college How many of you are still left Is it lonely What do you think of NAME more or less without its students Did you go to NAME s house yesterday Hope you have a good day NAME ricardos Table booked for NUM NUM Incidentally I think CHAR k NUM is actually a better axiom being that NUM is an integer and causes problems for CHAR k NUM See you later NAME Re ricardos Thanks NAME NAME yes NUM again Very true NAME NAME NAME wrote Table booked for NUM NUM Incidentally I think CHAR k NUM is actually a better axiom being that NUM is an integer and causes problems for CHAR k NUM See you later NAME Re ricardos Actually the definition is incorrect because CHAR must be a natural number not an integer CHAR Thanks NAME NAME yes NUM again Very true NAME NAME NAME wrote Table booked for NUM NUM Incidentally I think CHAR k NUM is actually a better axiom being that NUM is an integer and causes problems for CHAR k NUM See you later NAME Re ricardos What is a natural number Tell me over dinner NAME NAME NAME wrote Actually the definition is incorrect because CHAR must be a natural number not an integer CHAR Thanks NAME NAME yes NUM again Very true NAME NAME NAME wrote Table booked for NUM NUM Incidentally I think CHAR k NUM is actually a better axiom being that NUM is an integer and causes problems for CHAR k NUM See you later NAME hmmm So actually of course we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition CHAR k NUM Deep sigh NAME Re hmmm NAME Why can we forget whatyou said earlier about natural numbers You appear to have lost me NAME NAME NAME wrote So actually of course we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition CHAR k NUM Deep sigh NAME Re hmmm Because CHAR is not limited to positive numbers NAME Why can we forget whatyou said earlier about natural numbers You appear to have lost me NAME NAME NAME wrote So actually of course we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition CHAR k NUM Deep sigh NAME My precious Good morning NAME I hope you are enjoying eating raw fishes in dark and damp caves Have you lost your ring What have I got in my pocket NAME Re My precious NAME NAME my precious I would nt like to speculate on what you ve got in your pocket How are things How was the train station NAME got some trainers but I did nt See you soon NAME Good morning NAME I hope you are enjoying eating raw fishes in dark and damp caves Have you lost your ring What have I got in my pocket NAME Re NAME NAME Tomorrow evening was not on the list therefore it is not possible One of us will not be in NAME Sunday then unless NAME or NAME cannot make it I am sure they will let us know soon And who on earth is CHAR anyway NAME NAME wrote How about tomorrow evening Sunday also sounds good CHAR Good evening It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe NAME NAME withdrawl symptoms I myself included NAME enough of that If you want to watch NAME NAME at all this term then reply to this email promptly If you do nt fine Possible times for collective viewing Sunday evening th Tuesday evening th Wednesday evening th Thursday evening st Sunday evening th Please let me know the earliest time convenient A very special hologram chat NAME I think you me and NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year NAME Re chat NAME I think it is essential we do this I suggest tomorrow afternoon evening Let me know today what time would be suitable NAME too NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I think you me and NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year NAME Re chat How about meeting after dinner at about NUM NUM CHAR NAME I think it is essential we do this I suggest tomorrow afternoon evening Let me know today what time would be suitable NAME too NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I think you me and NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year NAME Re chat NUM is perfect Venue NAME NAME NAME wrote How about meeting after dinner at about NUM NUM CHAR NAME I think it is essential we do this I suggest tomorrow afternoon evening Let me know today what time would be suitable NAME too NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I think you me and NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year NAME Re chat Your room Make sure you have food ready CHAR NUM is perfect Venue NAME NAME NAME wrote How about meeting after dinner at about NUM NUM CHAR NAME I think it is essential we do this I suggest tomorrow afternoon evening Let me know today what time would be suitable NAME too NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I think you me and NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year NAME Re chat Dear NAME NAME NAME my room it is I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat Do nt be late NAME NAME NAME wrote Your room Make sure you have food ready CHAR NUM is perfect Venue NAME NAME NAME wrote How about meeting after dinner at about NUM NUM CHAR NAME I think it is essential we do this I suggest tomorrow afternoon evening Let me know today what time would be suitable NAME too NAME NAME NAME wrote proper MY BIRTHDAY Friends Romans and Countrymen I am soon to be NUM years old Thus as the veritable granddaddy of NAME s college I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment not sure where yet see below on Sunday March rd my birthday at about NUM NUM pm The thing is this I NEED YOU TO REPLY NAME to let me know if you can come because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere Also if I have left somebody off the list it is probably not deliberate So please invite them as well BUT NAME ME KNOW Finally PLEASE do nt feel obliged to come If you ca nt afford a meal out or you need to work etc then that is FINE I ll just catch up with you another time THE NAME NAME Re MY BIRTHDAY Hideous shape with whom I am not pleased I would like to be at your birthday meal Please register my disapproval that it is planned for a Sunday and that you have too many friends with whom I am not well aquainted Have a nice day NAME NAME NAME wrote Friends Romans and Countrymen I am soon to be NUM years old Thus as the veritable granddaddy of NAME s college I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment not sure where yet see below on Sunday March rd my birthday at about NUM NUM pm The thing is this I NEED YOU TO REPLY NAME to let me know if you can come because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere Also if I have left somebody off the list it is probably not deliberate So please invite them as well BUT NAME ME KNOW Finally PLEASE do nt feel obliged to come If you ca nt afford a meal out or you need to work etc then that is FINE I ll just catch up with you another time THE NAME NAME Re MY BIRTHDAY noted Hideous shape with whom I am not pleased I would like to be at your birthday meal Please register my disapproval that it is planned for a Sunday and that you have too many friends with whom I am not well aquainted Have a nice day NAME NAME NAME wrote Friends Romans and Countrymen I am soon to be NUM years old Thus as the veritable granddaddy of NAME s college I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment not sure where yet see below on Sunday March rd my birthday at about NUM NUM pm The thing is this I NEED YOU TO REPLY NAME to let me know if you can come because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere Also if I have left somebody off the list it is probably not deliberate So please invite them as well BUT NAME ME KNOW Finally PLEASE do nt feel obliged to come If you ca nt afford a meal out or you need to work etc then that is FINE I ll just catch up with you another time THE NAME NAME UPDATE OK I have booked tables at the Rajpooth on Claypath for NUM NUM Further details will follow PLEASE let me know if you can ca nt come thanks to those who have already replied CHAR Fare ye well NAME NAME Boys I am LOVING the NAME It is on now and somewhat distracting me from my work But hey if I was nt listening to it I d be a man of constant sorrow So to use a rather cheesy cliche Thanks for being such great friends See you soon NAME My profound hope Good morning Sir I trust you will have most interesting day today With wishes from NAME Re My profound hope NAME Mr NAME Ever yours NAME Good morning Sir I trust you will have most interesting day today With wishes from NAME Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Hmmmm Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote makes the NAME time dinner time Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME NAME NAME You are quite a character Have a good afternoon NAME NAME NAME wrote Hmmmm Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote makes the NAME time dinner time Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME NAME And to you CHAR NAME NAME NAME You are quite a character Have a good afternoon NAME NAME NAME wrote Hmmmm Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week we re yummy you fine need what makes that the NAME good time dinner on time Email number NUM Dear NAME Hopefully it will please you to add this to your collection of my emails I do trust you take heed to the words of the attachment I am sending you I see you as NAME NAME a notorious menace Only kidding Have a good afternoon My room has been taken over my the geology department NAME has a colleague in there now too NAME NAME Have I beaten NAME now Re Email number NUM Attachment Dear NAME Hopefully it will please you to add this to your collection of my emails I do trust you take heed to the words of the attachment I am sending you I see you as NAME NAME a notorious menace Only kidding Have a good afternoon My room has been taken over my the geology department NAME has a colleague in there now too NAME NAME Have I beaten NAME now Fwd Re Email number NUM Attachment Dear NAME Hopefully it will please you to add this to your collection of my emails I do trust you take heed to the words of the attachment I am sending you I see you as NAME NAME a notorious menace Only kidding Have a good afternoon My room has been taken over my the geology department NAME has a colleague in there now too NAME NAME Have I beaten NAME now Fwd Re Email number NUM Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re Hey NAME I have had a really nice evening I worked until NUM NUM then went to watch TV with NAME for a bit and then at about NUM NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at NAME NAME s house a Cranmerite I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things It was fantastic Do nt you just love music NAME NAME Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re Football was cancelled SMILEY CHAR Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re NAME Sorry to hear football was cancelled Tell me did you watch TV in NAME TV room You must be very courageous Did they have NAME at the cheese and wine party Glad to hear you enjoyed it Yes I love music It is wonderul and very stirring Hope you have a great day See you later NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I have had a really nice evening I worked until NUM NUM then went to watch TV with NAME for a bit and then at about NUM NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at NAME NAME s house a Cranmerite I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things It was fantastic Do nt you just love music NAME NAME Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re NAME Yes in the NAME TV room I was quaking in my verytrendy skateboarding trainers They did indeed have NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT I bet you re not going to formal oh well Till we meet again and the case is solved CHAR NAME Sorry to hear football was cancelled Tell me did you watch TV in NAME TV room You must be very courageous Did they have NAME at the cheese and wine party Glad to hear you enjoyed it Yes I love music It is wonderul and very stirring Hope you have a great day See you later NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I have had a really nice evening I worked until NUM NUM then went to watch TV with NAME for a bit and then at about NUM NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at NAME NAME s house a Cranmerite I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things It was fantastic Do nt you just love music NAME NAME Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re NAME NAME NAME I m not going to formal Never mind etc Till we meet again indeed What is the case I like cases Is nt life wonderful NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Yes in the NAME TV room I was quaking in my verytrendy skateboarding trainers They did indeed have NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT I bet you re not going to formal oh well Till we meet again and the case is solved CHAR NAME Sorry to hear football was cancelled Tell me did you watch TV in NAME TV room You must be very courageous Did they have NAME at the cheese and wine party Glad to hear you enjoyed it Yes I love music It is wonderul and very stirring Hope you have a great day See you later NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I have had a really nice evening I worked until NUM NUM then went to watch TV with NAME for a bit and then at about NUM NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at NAME NAME s house a Cranmerite I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things It was fantastic Do nt you just love music NAME NAME Hi NAME How are you this evening Was football good I ve been to see Guys and NAME very good Although I was sitting next to NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points I m sure he ll tell you about it NAME Re It is the case that all men are mortal It is also the case that Socrates is a man Therefore it must be the case that Socrates is mortal NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME I m not going to formal Never mind etc Till we meet again indeed What is the case I like cases Is nt life wonderful NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Yes in the NAME TV room I was quaking in my verytrendy skateboarding trainers They did indeed have NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT I bet you re not going to formal oh well Till we meet again and the case is solved CHAR NAME Sorry to hear football was cancelled Tell me did you watch TV in NAME TV room You must be very courageous Did they have NAME at the cheese and wine party Glad to hear you enjoyed it Yes I love music It is wonderul and very stirring Hope you have a great day See you later NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I have had a really nice evening I worked until NUM NUM then went to watch TV with NAME for a bit and then at about NUM NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at NAME NAME s house a Cranmerite I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things It was fantastic Do nt you just love music NAME NAME Guys he was he ll tell NAME Hi NAME Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening NAME Re NAME I ll bring NAME CHAR Hi NAME Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening NAME Re NAME Then again I thought I had a bottle left but I find it s almost all gone Must have drunk it at my birthday Oh well not to worry there s always water CHAR Hi NAME Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening NAME Re CES By the very act of doubting my existence I am proving the inverse Good evening I thank you for your philosophical email I believe I exist An experiment look at yourself in a mirror stare deep into your eyes and think of nothing in particular When I do this sometimes I think I am not myself I do not feel like myself It is very odd Does this ever happen to you My dinner is now served so I shall go and eat I have eaten But I am still hungry That is the way of life And there was no pudding left over for breakfast What shall I do My brother and dad are watching The Matrix my mum is going to meet a friend at NAME airport I am going to work until NUM NAME and then watch Inspector NAME What are you doing How is NAME running at the moment Enjoy your evening NAME NAME NAME If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine Re NAME NAME NAME Are you enjoying the dirt What book are you reading at the moment Vanity vanity all is vanity I have an interview at NAME on the th So soon I only found out yesterday Well it should be quite interesting I ve even shaved in preparation Well hope you re pukka NAME SMILEY Guys How exciting My first citation CHAR NEWS NAME They have offered me a place at NAME Now I m waiting to see whether they will offer me funding end of April CHAR Re NAME Mail NAME problemo I am not bringing NAME up to NAME with me I know it ll be all over the tabloids And since she is the hub of my recording empire we will not get far without her CHAR Hi NAME I listened to your voicemail let s just say it s not the kind of greeting I d have on my phone Anyway I remembered a conversation between NAME and myself last term and thought I d mention it to you We were thinking about making a cd after the exams what do you think of this Obviously we d need to use your recording equipment Well it might not happen but it s an idea anyway See you in a few days NAME Re NEWS Hi NAME Congratulations Hope you get funding Enjoy the last week of your holiday NAME NAME They have offered me a place at NAME Now I m waiting to see whether they will offer me funding end of April CHAR NAME Mail Hi NAME I listened to your voicemail let s just say it s not the kind of greeting I d have on my phone Anyway I remembered a conversation between NAME and myself last term and thought I d mention it to you We were thinking about making a cd after the exams what do you think of this Obviously we d need to use your recording equipment Well it might not happen but it s an idea anyway See you in a few days NAME Re NAME Mail NAME I do nt think we d realised how much everything depends on NAME Never mind then NAME NAME problemo I am not bringing NAME up to NAME with me I know it ll be all over the tabloids And since she is the hub of my recording empire we will not get far without her CHAR Hi NAME I listened to your voicemail let s just say it s not the kind of greeting I d have on my phone Anyway I remembered a conversation between NAME and myself last term and thought I d mention it to you We were thinking about making a cd after the exams what do you think of this Obviously we d need to use your recording equipment Well it might not happen but it s an idea anyway See you in a few days NAME Blackcurrant Jam Hi NAME How are you Are you dong something interesting NAME Probability Re Probability Thanks I shall look at these shortly NAME NAME wrote Here s the NAME code NAME Name ThreeDoorsclass ThreeDoorsclass Type unspecified type application octetstream NAME base Name ThreeDoorsjava ThreeDoorsjava Type unspecified type application octetstream NAME bit Name ThreeDoorsTestclass ThreeDoorsTestclass Type unspecified type application octetstream NAME base Name ThreeDoorsTestjava ThreeDoorsTestjava Type unspecified type application octetstream NAME quotedprintable Re NAME Here s the random number thing Do you know about macros in NAME Go to the visual basic editor and you will find the program I ca nt vouch for the quality of the code I wrote it a long time ago CHAR Hi NAME My third email in a very short space of time Do you and NAME and NAME and me want to get NAME something too while we re in the multiplepeople giftbuying scheme thing See you later NAME NAME NAME and I got NUM texts from NAME yesterday quite amazing and yes she is paranoid NAME NAME NAME NAME I am demonstrating I am going to miss tea I think It might have to be the golden arches again I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach Oh well NAME gives money to be used And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges CHAR NAME NAME I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now or later Hmmm Beware the arches of gold NAME gives money to be used wisely NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME I am demonstrating I am going to miss tea I think It might have to be the golden arches again I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach Oh well NAME gives money to be used And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges CHAR Re NAME What is tea CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now or later Hmmm Beware the arches of gold NAME gives money to be used wisely NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME I am demonstrating I am going to miss tea I think It might have to be the golden arches again I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach Oh well NAME gives money to be used And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges CHAR Re NAME fish and chips NAME NAME wrote What is tea CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now or later Hmmm Beware the arches of gold NAME gives money to be used wisely NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME I am demonstrating I am going to miss tea I think It might have to be the golden arches again I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach Oh well NAME gives money to be used And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges CHAR Consider NAME Following on from our NAME crossroads conversation Consider the world of dreams When you are dreaming are you able to experience physical forces such as the electromagnetic fields that repel objects such as my hand from passing through objects such as my wall Re Funding Congratulations So are you definitely going there next year then NAME NAME NAME wrote Friends NAME have offered me funding I M RICH NAME Funding Friends NAME have offered me funding I M RICH NAME Re Funding Yes Unless I get persuaded pretty strongly to do something else in the next few hours CHAR Congratulations So are you definitely going there next year then NAME NAME NAME wrote Friends NAME have offered me funding I M RICH NAME Irreducible complexity This is great stuff WEBSITE Talking about Intelligent Design the theory that there is design in nature looks at loads of stuff such as NAME and irreducible complexity Strikes a chord with me CHAR NAME As requested young NAME WEBSITE CHAR Attack of the Clones NAME I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to NAME and I entered There are still free spaces for the Thursday at pm showing However since it s student night we are advised to book at least NUM days in advance By my calculations that means Monday Therefore would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite Alternatively tell me who you want to invite and I ll email them Hope you had a good morning and you understand life NAME Re Attack of the Clones NAME You re a conundrum indeed NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I do nt think we need to make it a big thing I ll ask NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME knows about it I ve told NAME When we book do we have to pay CHAR NAME I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to NAME and I entered There are still free spaces for the Thursday at pm showing However since it s student night we are advised to book at least NUM days in advance By my calculations that means Monday Therefore would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite Alternatively tell me who you want to invite and I ll email them Hope you had a good morning and you understand life NAME Yearbook Entry Dear NAME Sorry to email you whilst you re at home but I would be very grateful if you would look over my yearbook entry and try to improve it NAME tells me you wrote a very good one for NAME so I would appreciate you channelling your creative energies in my direction Hope you are having a great weekend Say hi to you family from me NAME NAME Yearbook deadline is pm tomorrow so if I could have it back by tonight then that would be superb Re Yearbook Entry NAME here it is I was going to just amend NAME and NAME s NUM but then once I got going I just could nt resist Do with it as you will NAME Dear NAME Sorry to email you whilst you re at home but I would be very grateful if you would look over my yearbook entry and try to improve it NAME tells me you wrote a very good one for NAME so I would appreciate you channelling your creative energies in my direction Hope you are having a great weekend Say hi to you family from me NAME NAME Yearbook deadline is pm tomorrow so if I could have it back by tonight then that would be superb Flat intro Email address NAME I use the term loosely If you have been emailing me using my university account then you wo nt be able to do so for much longer because I am leaving In future please use EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address whatever it is Please update your address book or whatever Thanks NAME what a super holiday NAME Thanks for sending the word document Yes I agree the holiday was a raging success It was one of the most enjoyable weeks of my life Thanks for finding us such a super place for it Anyway NAME I got home yesterday about fivish after a long journey during the course of which I did virtually nothing just thinking Do you ever feel like you have a hole inside you Missing you all Chatted to NAME last night went to church this morning watched a NAME NAME film on tv this afternoon very good Looking forward to the new enterprise series starting on wed Tomorrow I m going to NAME for the day Collecting my keys sorting out stuff etc What are you up to How is your new house Still sorting stuff out I guess Do you have a room of your own Oh I was thinking we forgot to send a card to your uncle thanking him for the bungalow Do you have his address I just took out my sim card and lost that fantastic ringtone you recorded I shall have to get it again sometime Well I ll speak soon hopefully NAME Re what a super holiday NAME NAME Do you ever feel like you have a hole inside you Often I have been sleeping with the gost of dog past My nose objects to it Solution rip out carpets I think I ll go out for a walk NAME NAME NAME NAME I find you very attractive NAME We d love to stay NUM night in your fine establishment but we ll probably leave the next morning Thanks Transspatial awareness NAME it s an email from NAME How are you old stick I m sitting at my desk legs crossed fingers graciously caressing NAME s keyboard anyway enough What s it been like in the flat Are they networking the rooms for next year Have I told you that I m going to be in NAME college I will definitely get a connection in my room which is tres bon I am going to see Miss NAME tomorrow and then on Saturday we are off to bonny NAME passing by you of course on the way up lovely I phoned up Waterstones yesterday thinking I d order all of the books on the core reading list from NAME until I found that one of them was pound NUM For a flipping book So I ve now chopped the list a little and have settled on NUM more modestly priced books Otherwise there is not much to report really I ve been reading and playing football and doing a little bit of postproject work and decorating our new house etc etc Have you finished the NAME s Guide yet What s the NAME NAME scene like at the moment As vibrant as last holiday Plan for the future Live for the moment that s the ticket In a minute I m going to cycle into NAME to get a sanding belt for my dad s power sander I really hate ripping up old cork floor tiles infused with decades of urine Hmmmm Anyway see you soon NAME Email NAME fabulous friends I have never done a group email before I do nt think well not like this one anyway of course I have done group emails of sorts but I am writing to you because I m about to head off up to NAME for about NUM weeks for a caravan holiday and I m not sure I ll be able to check my emails as I m not sure whether they have electricity in NAME I m pretty sure they do nt have telephone lines anyway So the upshot of all this mental projectional activity on my part is that I probably wo nt be able to reply to your emails for a while about NUM weeks actually But rest assured that as soon as I get back I will reply to all who have sent me communications Be patient brethren and you will reap that for which you have laboured NAME NUM NUM So all the best NAME Hi Hey NAME Was good to see you for a few days Hope you got hope by pm Did you go to football training I ve had a good day at work Anyway I wondred if you could tell be how to do that thing in NAME that I was wanting help with Basically I want it to calculate the balanc column for me Anything you can do would be appreciated Have a good week NAME Re Hi I m on the case CHAR Hey NAME Was good to see you for a few days Hope you got hope by pm Did you go to football training I ve had a good day at work Anyway I wondred if you could tell be how to do that thing in NAME that I was wanting help with Basically I want it to calculate the balanc column for me Anything you can do would be appreciated Have a good week NAME Re Hi OK NAME I ve done it for you Each cell in column CHAR contains a formula that calculates the new balance based on the existing balance and the new transactions This relies on an initial balance being in cell H When you create new rows you simply copy the whole of the previous row down which automatically copies the correct formula into cell HX where CHAR is the new row number You can also fill the formula downwards to cover existing rows NAME Hey NAME Was good to see you for a few days Hope you got hope by pm Did you go to football training I ve had a good day at work Anyway I wondred if you could tell be how to do that thing in NAME that I was wanting help with Basically I want it to calculate the balanc column for me Anything you can do would be appreciated Have a good week NAME Re Hi Hi NAME Thanks for working out the spreadsheet thing for me My accounts are now much easier to handle So what have you been up to this week Anything exciting I ve been at work and it has been relatively interesting I want to buy an electron microscope but they are too expensive at the moment Oh well I got home yesterday and am spending a relaxing weekend here at NAME castle Dare I say that the weather is lovely here in NAME at the moment NAME it s lovely to have free internet access again SMILEY I m going to try and delete Windows from my computer on Monday so I ll probably call you and ask for some help if you do nt mind Anyway hope you have a good weekend and are getting some studying done See you soon NAME Re Hi Hi NAME NAME to hear you re finding those titanium particles so interesting I watched Enterprise for the first time the other day I really enjoyed it although I missed the opening sequence so I have nt heard the song yet I ve started doing some background work for NAME although it has been a little difficult getting my brain in gear I just need to plug away at it really Speak soon NAME Hi NAME Thanks for working out the spreadsheet thing for me My accounts are now much easier to handle So what have you been up to this week Anything exciting I ve been at work and it has been relatively interesting I want to buy an electron microscope but they are too expensive at the moment Oh well I got home yesterday and am spending a relaxing weekend here at NAME castle Dare I say that the weather is lovely here in NAME at the moment NAME it s lovely to have free internet access again SMILEY I m going to try and delete Windows from my computer on Monday so I ll probably call you and ask for some help if you do nt mind Anyway hope you have a good weekend and are getting some studying done See you soon NAME It s nearly Christmas Hey NAME How are you feeling today Is life a joyful event for you Hmmmm I m at home for the weekend Lovely sunny weather up here in NAME NAME is regaining consciousness thanks to a new disk Yesterday at work I went on a visit to that wellknown haunt of mine NAME University NAME Department Normally it s students who visit industry but the other way round is just as appealing since it meant I did nt have to get up early to go in to work yesterday I have started my revision and am now pushing back the frontiers of my knowledge daily How s your preparation going Hope you have a nice time with NAME this weekend Enjoy swimming and do nt worry too much about all the environmental health hazards in communal swimming pools I m sure they re exaggerated Anyway must go and get my hair cut Have a good day NAME Re It s nearly Christmas NAME NAME I regret to inform you that I now have only NUM leg as the other NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated But hey I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming Talking of frontiers I watched the final NUM episodes of Voyager the other day are those really the last NUM episodes I can hardly believe it Not a bad way to end I guess at least I got to see the NAME queen Hang on was nt it YOU who had the hots for the NAME queen Later NAME Hey NAME How are you feeling today Is life a joyful event for you Hmmmm I m at home for the weekend Lovely sunny weather up here in NAME NAME is regaining consciousness thanks to a new disk Yesterday at work I went on a visit to that wellknown haunt of mine NAME University NAME Department Normally it s students who visit industry but the other way round is just as appealing since it meant I did nt have to get up early to go in to work yesterday I have started my revision and am now pushing back the frontiers of my knowledge daily How s your preparation going Hope you have a nice time with NAME this weekend Enjoy swimming and do nt worry too much about all the environmental health hazards in communal swimming pools I m sure they re exaggerated Anyway must go and get my hair cut Have a good day NAME Re It s nearly Christmas Hey NAME I regret to inform you that I now have only NUM leg as the other NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated But hey I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming Not funny I believed you initially Talking of frontiers I watched the final NUM episodes of Voyager the other day are those really the last NUM episodes I can hardly believe it Not a bad way to end I guess at least I got to see the NAME queen NAME on was nt it YOU who had the hots for the NAME queen Do nt be ridiculous I have much more taste than that It is folly to try and rewrite history Hope you re having an interesting week I am NAME Re It s nearly Christmas I seem to remember a certain person going by the name NAME NAME turn me on NAME Could nt have been you by any chance could it Have a nice weekend with NAME Do nt do anything I would nt do NAME Hey NAME I regret to inform you that I now have only NUM leg as the other NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated But hey I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming Not funny I believed you initially Talking of frontiers I watched the final NUM episodes of Voyager the other day are those really the last NUM episodes I can hardly believe it Not a bad way to end I guess at least I got to see the NAME queen NAME on was nt it YOU who had the hots for the NAME queen Do nt be ridiculous I have much more taste than that It is folly to try and rewrite history Hope you re having an interesting week I am NAME Hi Y alright NAME How s work Not long now Had a great time in the NAME District with NAME NAME was in good spirits we talked about NAME quite a bit and you came up in so many of my photos that we also talked about you quite a bit NAME said that you were the happiest person in any of my photos Bye NAME Re I m a happy person Hi NAME My home address is NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BG I got a new NAME player today I m going to set it up now bye NAME Hi NAME How are you Work going well here only NUM days left Glad you had a good time in NAME NAME arrived back in my flat yesterday it s quite odd having company after so long on my own By the way what s your home address You ve never told me Enjoy the rest of the week NAME the ever smiling I m a happy person Hi NAME How are you Work going well here only NUM days left Glad you had a good time in NAME NAME arrived back in my flat yesterday it s quite odd having company after so long on my own By the way what s your home address You ve never told me Enjoy the rest of the week NAME the ever smiling bdays NAME Please could you do me a favour and send me a copy of your list of our friends birthdays Thanks NAME Re bdays Hi NAME Here is a list of our friends birthdays NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME unknown NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME this is useful By the way is there a general consensus on what we are all going to do about birthdays now I mean we have been scattered far and wide Is it silly to try and send presents or should we send NUM present from all of us or should we just send cards Make known your thoughts for it s NAME s birthday on Monday NAME to hear from you soon NAME Oh my Word NAME Hello How is NAME Have you got your much desire network connection I hear you kept poor old NAME up very late on Saturday Quarter NUM oh my word How shockingly terrible I ve just had my first meeting with my project supervisor this morning Fun I m going to be trying to make molecular transistors Lunch is a wonderful invention There was a very nice cheescake at college lunch yesterday It still did nt rival dime bar dessert though Well must revise Speak soon NAME Re Oh my Word NAME NAME I m writing to you from the computer room in NAME college NAME I ve had a bit of a room fiasco but hopefully I ll shortly be moving to a nice big room with a network connection In about NUM mins I m off to a practical which hopefully should be fairly lightweight it being the first NUM and all Keep in touch NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Hello How is NAME Have you got your much desire network connection I hear you kept poor old NAME up very late on Saturday Quarter NUM oh my word How shockingly terrible I ve just had my first meeting with my project supervisor this morning Fun I m going to be trying to make molecular transistors Lunch is a wonderful invention There was a very nice cheescake at college lunch yesterday It still did nt rival dime bar dessert though Well must revise Speak soon NAME Re bdays Thanks NAME Hi NAME Here is a list of our friends birthdays NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME unknown NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME this is useful By the way is there a general consensus on what we are all going to do about birthdays now I mean we have been scattered far and wide Is it silly to try and send presents or should we send NUM present from all of us or should we just send cards Make known your thoughts for it s NAME s birthday on Monday NAME to hear from you soon NAME Re SMILEY NAME Just looking through some emails as I wait for my lecture to begin Why does this say it s for your Master s thesis An error per chance NAME things are going smoothly in NAME NAME is coming to NAME this afternoon Exciting And it s NAME s st this evening a social engagement for NAME s calendar scandal NAME NAME Re SMILEY Yeah It was so good they thought it must have been a Master s Or something like that NAME is coming to NAME this afternoon Exciting And it s NAME s st this evening a social engagement for NAME s calendar scandal Yeah NAME s birthday great NAME having the NAME there It is extremely grey here And raining Tonight I m going to the theatre to watch NAME Hopped the CHAR NAME In fact I went to the theatre last night as well Cultured or what Tomorrow I m going home for a school reunion and I may stay overnight and spend the evening with my family I should be getting a sofa of sorts for my bedroom this weekend yay NAME love NAME NAME Just looking through some emails as I wait for my lecture to begin Why does this say it s for your Master s thesis An error per chance NAME things are going smoothly in NAME NAME is coming to NAME this afternoon Exciting And it s NAME s st this evening a social engagement for NAME s calendar scandal NAME NAME NAME Whassup you funky monkey I m just cooking myself cauliflower cheese and fried eggs Sounds nice It sure does It s somewhat late but I ve had a busy day Got soaked on the way to the lab this morning Did a couple of hours work then cycled down into NAME getting quite wet again to meet a young lady for coffee before cycling back up to NAME for football training before having a bath at home and catching half an hour s work before cycling into NAME for CU before having tea and cake with some friends in college before cycling to the shops to buy milk mouthwash and cauliflower cheese before cycling home before going on NAME NAME before emailing you NAME So I hope you re well old chum I m looking forward to seeing you in a few week s time SMILEY NAME Re NAME NAME cheese and fried eggs sounds vile NAME meeting young ladies for coffee that ll be NAME s sister then I m sure you re pleased to have a bath in your house How s the NAME scene I m looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks too I ve just had an inspiring lecture on superconductivity and the greatest scientific fraud in recent times Shocking Now for lunch in college before NUM hours revision followed by dinner at NUM NUM with NAME as a guest She s coming to NAME for the weekend I was in the lab from NUM NUM to NUM NUM yesterday and made a beautiful rubyred liquid Unfortunately I woke up this morning with a nasty cold so I am lemsipping lots now Have a good afternoon NAME funky monkey NAME NAME wrote Whassup you funky monkey I m just cooking myself cauliflower cheese and fried eggs Sounds nice It sure does It s somewhat late but I ve had a busy day Got soaked on the way to the lab this morning Did a couple of hours work then cycled down into NAME getting quite wet again to meet a young lady for coffee before cycling back up to NAME for football training before having a bath at home and catching half an hour s work before cycling into NAME for CU before having tea and cake with some friends in college before cycling to the shops to buy milk mouthwash and cauliflower cheese before cycling home before going on NAME NAME before emailing you NAME So I hope you re well old chum I m looking forward to seeing you in a few week s time SMILEY NAME stimulation NAME If you re ever board and not sure what to do with yourself and you have access to the web check out this very cool I think website WEBSITE Laters NAME Re stimulation Hey NAME Thanks Have just finished watching the extended NAME version of the NAME of the Rings Am at home this weekend and going to a concert at NAME castle this afternoon Enjoy the NAME NAME film If you re around then I m on NAME at the moment Hope you have a good week I ll be in touch NAME NAME If you re ever board and not sure what to do with yourself and you have access to the web check out this very cool I think website WEBSITE Laters NAME Hi NAME Just thought you might like to see this NAME Re Damn I m good looking CHAR YOU NAME Was good to talk to you last night How are you bearing up Just wondered if you have invited NAME NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come Hope you re staying unstressed and typically you Must go and write some letters And tomorrow I m going shopping for YOU I do it all for YOU Christmas shopping in NAME NAME lyrics Re YOU Was good to talk to you last night Yes did NAME get my email Does he want to come How are you bearing up Remarkably well Actually I ve quite enjoyed this week even though I ve been revising on average about NUM hours per day But I ve been revising with NUM friends from my course and joint revision is actually quite good fun you should try it Just wondered if you have invited NAME NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come Oh do they now And that someone would nt be a nice young Scottish lad I happen to know would it It s alright NAME your secret s safe with me I ve asked NAME or NAME to invite her so that should be sorted SMILEY To my great excitement I found out the other day that my online NatWest account does actually work That means I can check my balance any time of the day or night from the comfort of my own slightlyuncomfortable college chair without paying any money Pretty nice eh So you re going Christmas shopping sounds like fun Tomorrow I m heading down to NAME NAME to attend a party in the evening and to visit a certain Mr Day in the morning afternoon They ve asked me to bring a party game shall I introduce them to desire NAME big it up NAME NAME NAME Was good to talk to you last night How are you bearing up Just wondered if you have invited NAME NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come Hope you re staying unstressed and typically you Must go and write some letters And tomorrow I m going shopping for YOU I do it all for YOU Christmas shopping in NAME NAME Re YOU NAME Yes indeed NAME got your email but he is probably going to NAME for New Year However on finding out we were there for NUM days he said he might try and pop over at some point but he ll have to see how things go Remarkably well Actually I ve quite enjoyed this week even though I ve been revising on average about NUM hours per day But I ve been revising with NUM friends from my course and joint revision is actually quite good fun you should try it NAME ha I do nt need to anymore Oh do they now And that someone would nt be a nice young Scottish lad I happen to know would it It s alright NAME your secret s safe with me NAME NAME No actually it was nt me So you re going Christmas shopping sounds like fun Tomorrow I m heading down to NAME NAME to attend a party in the evening and to visit a certain Mr Day in the morning afternoon They ve asked me to bring a party game shall I introduce them to desire It was fun and made more so by the most marvellous NAME NAME who got me all my presents in half an hour genius Have a nice day I m going home this afternoon and am just in the library at the moment getting books and sorting out last minute things NAME Re lyrics Thanks NAME I await the audio version NAME Flipping amateur OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re Flipping amateur I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply NAME well the perils of nonvisual noninflectional communication CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re Flipping amateur NAME NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Quite true it is indeed perilous Never mind though It would be worse not to have it I m back at home now Going to NAME tomorrow though so I m keeping myself busy Have a good day and hope the revision goes well NAME I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply NAME well the perils of nonvisual noninflectional communication CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME nd very very NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds get in Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine out if with the The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re New Year NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you Looking forward to seeing you and having my queries cleared up NAME Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info Re Flipping amateur Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re Flipping amateur Quite true it is indeed perilous Never mind though It would be worse not to have it I m back at home now Going to NAME tomorrow though so I m keeping myself busy Have a good day and hope the revision goes well NAME I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply NAME well the perils of nonvisual noninflectional communication CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR stuff OK WEBSITE WEBSITE SMILEY CHAR Holographic storage Check this out NAME WEBSITE CHAR Re stuff OK NAME Try this WEBSITE You ll notice there are NUM columns one for downloading NAME NAME NAME NAME and the other for downloading NAME NAME Development Kit You certainly want to download the NAME for windows obviously If this includes the NAME then you wo nt have to download that as well otherwise you will But you wo nt know that until you try So download NAME and run the installer program If things are not then obvious they may well not be then give me a ring or something and we ll talk it through Pray for me NAME I m getting a bit worried about these exams NAME Hey NAME Thanks for the link but I do nt know enough about programming to know which things to download Could you give me some clues Thanks and hope the revision goes better today Remember buttercup syrup is the way forward NAME OK WEBSITE WEBSITE SMILEY CHAR Re stuff Do you just have one on the th or are there others NUM hour exams on the th I downloaded the NAME NAME and I think it has the NAME in it too Was NAME Anyway sometime if you re bored or after exams give me a call or something because I do nt know what to do after I ve installed it I ll try and remember but you d better ring me as well in case I forget Hope you have a good weekend You too old boy NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE file you will have a line that looks something like the following NAME NAME WINDOWS You need to add the CHAR bin directory to this line The paths are separated by semicolons You might also need to add a line something like the following NAME NAME libs Where the libs folder is the location of the main NAME libraries and refers to the current directory so that you can include class files residing in the current directory NAME programming NAME Me in NAME Hi NAME I hope you had a great Christmas Just to let you know that I shall be in NAME from Tuesday the st of December to Tuesday the th or Wednesday the th of January If you re around any of that time would it be possible to stay a night or NUM at your house See you on Tuesday NAME Re stuff Hey NAME Thanks for the link but I do nt know enough about programming to know which things to download Could you give me some clues Thanks and hope the revision goes better today Remember buttercup syrup is the way forward NAME OK WEBSITE WEBSITE SMILEY CHAR Re stuff Hey NAME I am praying for you and for your exams Hope you are getting on well with revision Do you just have one on the th or are there others I downloaded the NAME NAME and I think it has the NAME in it too Was NAME Anyway sometime if you re bored or after exams give me a call or something because I do nt know what to do after I ve installed it Hope you have a good weekend NAME OK NAME Try this WEBSITE You ll notice there are NUM columns one for downloading NAME NAME NAME NAME and the other for downloading NAME NAME Development Kit You certainly want to download the NAME for windows obviously If this includes the NAME then you wo nt have to download that as well otherwise you will But you wo nt know that until you try So download NAME and run the installer program If things are not then obvious they may well not be then give me a ring or something and we ll talk it through Pray for me NAME I m getting a bit worried about these exams NAME holiday NAME I spoke to my uncle yesterday about Chapel and unfortunately August has been booked up for quite a while members of the family book on a yearlybasis for peak times like that So I think it s back to the drawingboard There is a week in July that s free but I do nt think I can make that stuff NAME I ve emailed NAME so hopefully he ll get in touch with you about the NAME Speak soon NAME I think Thanks for the philosophy book NAME I just got it this morning fantastic Speak soon NAME HC NAME yes the hotchocolate Well take NUM mug of milk and microwave it for about NUM mins I guess you could also heat it in a pan if you wanted Then take NUM heaped teaspoons of that white hotchocolate stuff actually I think I used to tablespoons with you and mix thoroughly Then add the marshmallows and heypresto Oh and there is the essence of NAME harvested from the NUM plant that grows only in the mountains of NAME guarded by a fierce ring of wildboars but you ca nt get that in NAME so I would nt worry too much about it CHAR NAME NAME Yes the holiday Have you found out about your term dates yet Thanks for the photo just like in Man of NAME Your most welcome I hope you enjoy reading it Was good to speak with you yesterday hope you enjoyed your bath Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making I must advise you that obtaining essence of NAME wo nt be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the NAME tribe who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of NAME Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility cunning strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine man After that they are given a wife NAME Re NAME After that they are given a wife If only it was that easy eh SMILEY CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Yes the holiday Have you found out about your term dates yet Thanks for the photo just like in Man of NAME Your most welcome I hope you enjoy reading it Was good to speak with you yesterday hope you enjoyed your bath Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making I must advise you that obtaining essence of NAME wo nt be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the NAME tribe who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of NAME Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility cunning strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine NAME Re NAME NAME it looks like I will be unable to leave NAME until the start of August so let s move to plan NUM A NUM CHAR CHAR Re NAME Indeed NAME NAME wrote After that they are given a wife If only it was that easy eh SMILEY CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Yes the holiday Have you found out about your term dates yet Thanks for the photo just like in Man of NAME Your most welcome I hope you enjoy reading it Was good to speak with you yesterday hope you enjoyed your bath Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making I must advise you that obtaining essence of NAME wo nt be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the NAME tribe who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of NAME Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility cunning strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine NAME Re NAME NAME plan NUM A NUM CHAR is now under implementation The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path NUM A NUM CHAR path NUM NUM A NUM CHAR or revert to path NUM CHAR in which case we are as they say in the soup NAME NAME wrote NAME it looks like I will be unable to leave NAME until the start of August so let s move to plan NUM A NUM CHAR CHAR Re NAME Yes my thoughts exactly NAME plan NUM A NUM CHAR is now under implementation The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path NUM A NUM CHAR path NUM NUM A NUM CHAR or revert to path NUM CHAR in which case we are as they say in the soup NAME NAME wrote NAME it looks like I will be unable to leave NAME until the start of August so let s move to plan NUM A NUM CHAR CHAR The plan Be Just to clarify Is plan NUM A NUM c the one where we email people and see if they know of anywhere we can have our holiday the first week in august Would you like to take care of it or shall I I had a better day today Lunch was good NAME NAME NAME wrote Yes my thoughts exactly NAME plan NUM A NUM CHAR is now under implementation The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path NUM A NUM CHAR path NUM NUM A NUM CHAR or revert to path NUM CHAR in which case we are as they say in the soup The plan NAME I meant NAME Be is too philosophical Re The plan Hi NAME I ll do it since I ve got email here in my room What did you have for lunch then CHAR Be Just to clarify Is plan NUM A NUM c the one where we email people and see if they know of anywhere we can have our holiday the first week in august Would you like to take care of it or shall I I had a better day today Lunch was good NAME NAME NAME wrote Yes my thoughts exactly NAME plan NUM A NUM CHAR is now under implementation The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path NUM A NUM CHAR path NUM NUM A NUM CHAR or revert to path NUM CHAR in which case we are as they say in the soup Re The plan Thanks NAME Lunch I do nt remember Oh dear But it was way better than todays college mince and dumplings and boiled potatoes I spoke to NAME last night and she wants to go somewhere hot with surfing capabilities for our holiday I think NAME or NAME would be okay although she really wants to go abroad but I suppose people would object to that If no one has any houses etc then maybe we should look at renting a cottage for a week like we were intending to do last year before we found Chapel We shall see Hope you have a good afternoon it s back to the lab for me now NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I ll do it since I ve got email here in my room What did you have for lunch then CHAR An update on life NAME Have you had any replies on the holiday front What are you up to NAME NAME came round and sorted out NAME and NAME for me Now I can programme NAME all is good with you I made lots of nicely coloured liquids in the lab today NAME supper at NUM NUM splendid NAME Re An update on life NAME NAME Have you had any replies on the holiday front Only from NAME who said she could nt help us What are you up to I m currently in the lab progressing through a speech processing practical I m going home this weekend as NAME NAME speaker his wife NAME are staying with us for a couple of nights I think I ll chat to them about possibly going out there for a while next year Also I ve ordered a pair of rollerblades which I got delivered to home so I m going to pick them up as well NAME NAME came round and sorted out NAME and NAME for me Now I can programme Good stuff I was actually trying to set up NAME on my computer last night and was getting some ridiculous error so maybe I ll consult Mr NAME myself Later NAME NAME Why thank you NAME Was in NAME yesterday and heard a lecture from the Master of your college he knows how to speak In the library but going home soon NAME you NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Re NAME I m in the lab at the moment getting quite frustrated with a compiler error I m also off soon I think but I daresay I ll be back later NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Why thank you NAME Was in NAME yesterday and heard a lecture from the Master of your college he knows how to speak In the library but going home soon NAME you NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Re email NAME Of course Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish Now what sort of emails would you like and in what format I have personal NUM NUM from CU college etc Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content but I doubt it Also are they just for your use or will other people see them Ie do you think I need people s permission to use their emails No I doubt it Have a good day NAME NAME wrote NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well email NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well Re email Wonderful NAME There might be some sort of export command in your email prog Or the emails might well already be in a text file on your computer somewhere Do you use NAME NAME As regards what type of email I ll take anything you ve got In terms of usage they re just for my use at the moment but if anything further is to happen with them I ll chat with you about it before Also some kind of anonymity processing will almost certainly be done on them before they are actually used Thanks NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Of course Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish Now what sort of emails would you like and in what format I have personal NUM NUM from CU college etc Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content but I doubt it Also are they just for your use or will other people see them Ie do you think I need people s permission to use their emails No I doubt it Have a good day NAME NAME wrote NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well Re email NAME If I email you files like these are they any good Let me know and if not then I ll try something else NAME NAME NAME wrote Wonderful NAME There might be some sort of export command in your email prog Or the emails might well already be in a text file on your computer somewhere Do you use NAME NAME As regards what type of email I ll take anything you ve got In terms of usage they re just for my use at the moment but if anything further is to happen with them I ll chat with you about it before Also some kind of anonymity processing will almost certainly be done on them before they are actually used Thanks NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Of course Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish Now what sort of emails would you like and in what format I have personal NUM NUM from CU college etc Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content but I doubt it Also are they just for your use or will other people see them Ie do you think I need people s permission to use their emails No I doubt it Have a good day NAME NAME wrote NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well Re Emails Hi NAME Actually I ll send them to you as Word documents probably later today maybe tomorrow morning if that s okay Have a good afternoon NAME Re Emails NAME appreciados NAME Actually plain text files would be better for me is that OK The format you sent me is fine No hurry as far as time goes Thanks again NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Actually I ll send them to you as Word documents probably later today maybe tomorrow morning if that s okay Have a good afternoon NAME Re Emails Beautiful NAME thanks Got the last NUM emails CHAR Re email NAME I did nt get the NAME NUM CHAR NAME That should be NUM emails at p per email works out at pound NUM Cheques payable to NAME never misses an opportuity to make a profit NAME the nd new flat email Dear new flatmates Hope you are all having a great summer I m moving into the flat on Saturday and start my chemistry placement next Monday It lasts for NUM weeks basically up until term starts I just wanted to ask if anyone would mind any visitors I have sleeping on their beds as it would be a lot easier than using the floor Do nt worry they would have sleeping bags NAME s family and my family are coming to visit me in a few weeks time Anyway please let me know if this is okay with you all and if it is nt then that s fine Enjoy the rest of your summer NAME NAME NAME I m fine about having the prayer meeting but I might not always be there NAME CHAR NAME NAME Here it is A bit crude and the rd Term was all over the place If you were going to use it as a guide I would recommend the st term Cheers NAME Re living out NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME live Flat CHAR NAME House NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME this helps NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi to all liversout This is NAME your newly elected LiversOut Officer Just sending a quick email to introduce myself and also to ask for peoples living out addresses Due to Data Protection NAME college are unable to supply me with your address so if you want to receive any post from me please email me Do nt worry I wo nt be overloading your doorstep but there will be the odd posting which will be of benefit to you Hope you are all getting along well in your new flats and houses any problems feel free to contact me See you soon NAME NAME Re hello NAME NAME NAME NAME boy just on my way to examples class glad you re well we ll have a little welcome home chicken NAME party for you on Sunday eating about NUM or so have invited NAME think NAME is free anyone else you want us to invite see you soon NAME x EMAIL wrote Hey NAME How are you Thanks for the card from the flat I just got it a few minutes ago Hope you are all well I m fine and have been to the doctor s this morning to get out my stitch I should be back in the flat on Sunday sometime around pm My parents are taking me down Oh would you mind forwarding me the email you sent to everyone letting them know I was ill please Thanks Hope you have a good afternoon NAME NAME Hello Just thought you might like to see this photo SPORRAN ALERT WEBSITE Thought you d like this they certainly look damned nice to me but definitely no sign of porridge Re SPORRAN ALERT Splendid Porridge indeed You visit unusual websites NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote WEBSITE Thought you d like this they certainly look damned nice to me but definitely no sign of porridge Re NAME voting marg s Hi NAME do nt mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it s not too early NUM NUM would be fine I think maybe I should check with my flat first though ooops SMILEY NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi everyone Just a few quick points NAME Awards NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in NAME priced pound NUM Presidential Voting is underway Evoting on duo closes tonight at pm Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at NAME s between NUM and NUM o clock The voting ends at NUM tomorrow Wednesday A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view NAME s at any point before signing a contract so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend If anyone currently living in NAME s is willing to open up their flat this weekend preferably Saturday morning please could you let me know It should nt be for long and I m not expecting too many people All offers greatfully received There was an assault possible attempted rape last week on NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing The Police are looking for information Be careful especially at night and in the viaduct area Do nt forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I ll get you an incident report form Thanks NAME NAME NAME Officer Re NAME voting marg s Oh no NAME NAME is staying in my room It wo nt be immaculate How can I take such responsibility for giving poor first years such a misguided view of NAME s life NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME do nt mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it s not too early NUM NUM would be fine I think maybe I should check with my flat first though ooops SMILEY NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi everyone Just a few quick points NAME Awards NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in NAME priced pound NUM Presidential Voting is underway Evoting on duo closes tonight at pm Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at NAME s between NUM and NUM o clock The voting ends at NUM tomorrow Wednesday A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view NAME s at any point before signing a contract so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend If anyone currently living in NAME s is willing to open up their flat this weekend preferably Saturday morning please could you let me know It should nt be for long and I m not expecting too many people All offers greatfully received There was an assault possible attempted rape last week on NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing The Police are looking for information Be careful especially at night and in the viaduct area Do nt forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I ll get you an incident report form Thanks NAME NAME NAME Officer Re NAME voting marg s we ll keep them away from your room mdear would nt dare xx CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Oh no NAME NAME is staying in my room It wo nt be immaculate How can I take such responsibility for giving poor first years such a misguided view of NAME s life NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME do nt mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it s not too early NUM NUM would be fine I think maybe I should check with my flat first though ooops SMILEY NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi everyone Just a few quick points NAME Awards NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in NAME priced pound NUM Presidential Voting is underway Evoting on duo closes tonight at pm Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at NAME s between NUM and NUM o clock The voting ends at NUM NUM tomorrow Wednesday A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view NAME s at any point before signing a contract so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend If anyone currently living in NAME s is willing to open up their flat this weekend preferably Saturday morning please could you let me know It should nt be for long and I m not expecting too many people All offers greatfully received There was an assault possible attempted rape last week on NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing The Police are looking for information Be careful especially at night and in the viaduct area Do nt forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I ll get you an incident report form Thanks NAME NAME NAME Officer Highway NAME NAME Here are the dates NAME I ll let you know which one of the NUM I am considering doing Obviously the first one would be preferrable from the point of view of leaving the st week in Sept free Later NAME NAME I ve been in touch with NAME central and I ve got the dates They are still provisional as the flights are not NUM set yet Airlines do nt confirm Charter flights until a little later July nd th September nd th Cheers NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME Dear everyone Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location Please let me know your comments soon NAME NAME Dear all I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer I am now organising it instead of the inimitable Miss NAME There are NUM questions NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME Update Good idea Also NAME NAME is planning a big party weekend at her house at the beginning of the summer so people might be meeting up there Perhaps we could all try to go to Soul survivor greenbelt or something like that NAME thought NAME yes holiday might not be the best idea at the moment I think we should do it next year when we all miss each other rather than this year when we re all sick of each other love NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME I sent this by mistake before I added your name Dear everyone Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location Please let me know your comments soon NAME Re NAME NAME sure that s cool must go to work have a good day love NAME xx NAME wrote Dear everyone Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location Please let me know your comments soon NAME Re NAME NAME would love to go on holiday in the summer still As for NAME NAME sounds good to me too but it s so far away I ca nt necessarily commit to anything at this stage Hope you re ok and work s going well My assessment centres over the past NUM days have been ok Hope you enjoyed the formal last night see you NAME SMILEY NAME wrote Dear everyone Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location Please let me know your comments soon NAME Re NAME Meeting at New Year sounds cool NAME I would like to come on a holiday and budget is not a problem But as for dates I ca nt commit as I do nt have any clue if when I might have a law placement and that would have to take priority However MUCH MORE than likely whenever the holiday was planned I would be able to come NAME that helps to some degree Yours NAME NAME wrote Dear all I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer I am now organising it instead of the inimitable Miss NAME There are NUM questions NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME Hello to you too Hi NAME I m afraid that for me its a definite no Will be in NAME a lot of the time and I have various commitments Sorry kind of goes without saying that its the same for NAME Hope you have a lovely NAME and that you are feeling better now Do nt work too hard love NAME Cottage Availability th th June pound NUM for NUM nights th th July pound NUM for NUM nights th th Sept pound NUM for NUM nights th th Sept pound NUM for NUM nights NAME Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Re NAME last NUM weeks of August I will be on holiday with my family probably If we get round to booking anywhere So start of August would be the best time to go somewhere for me Why not a holiday straight after the end of term Or are too many people already doing things see ya NAME From NAME EMAIL To NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE Re NAME umm NAME you sent an email saying that we were going at new year what s going on I do nt understand sorry hope you re ok love NAME xx From NAME To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I know it may be too late but if I could put in a request for any dates NOT between July NUM and August NUM that would be good As for a place no ideas I m sorry Hear you had lunch with my honey today tell me should I be keeping an eye on you or should I be keeping an eye on NAME Or both All my regards NAME Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re NAME Hmmmm We have a family bungalow type thingy but I think it will almost certainly be booked for all of August I ll have a look though CHAR Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Re NAME NAME NAME all is still well with you I looked into the timeshare and no can do to say the least things got booked up a long time ago However check out the following websites if you have nt already found them as there are a few cottages that I think meet our criteria and so look promising I ve enclosed a couple specific NUM but unlike you I have no idea at where people want to go and how many etc Email us if you find anything and thanks for making the effort yours in debt NAME NAME WEBSITE More Specifically WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE I assume a couple of people could sleep on floors Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME ermm yes it sounds like a bargain but I would have to say that I am reluctant to commit myself in any way at the moment Yes I am interested and suppose I would peobably come but if it comes down to yes or no on my head then I am not sure it would be wise to go I am not going to scarifice something to do for a year for soemthing to do for a week THis is a useless reply but I have tried to be honest whih has got to count for something NAME to see you yesterday NAME People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME boyster Put me down I m ready to commit NAME People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME I m free and looking forward to it People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re NAME depends on the dates sweetie must go to party around the th of jul but other than that am kind of free but swift resolution would be appreesh so I can plan other stuff thanks for your text are you around tomorrow about ish we coul chat then on NAME be CHAR gd to talk to you I wo nt tell you about NAME s because I m going to talk to you soon hope you re wll love NAME xx From NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM No I did not send you an email saying we were going at New Year The email said that since it is very unlikely that we will all be able to make it during the summer we could meet up at New Year since that time is usually free However we or as many as can still plan to go on a holiday this summer Can you come NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Hi NAME Thanks so much for taking the time to sort something out I would love to come It s a brilliant deal and I ll say a definite yes I have applied for work experience in the summer and do nt know at the moment when it ll be but if it does end up clashing I ll pay my share and then come when I can Cool look forward to the next news flash from our own friendly holiday coordinator NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Hey NAME Sounds great Count me in As far as my diary informs me I have nothing other than my birthday th going on in that period of time so that s cool Hope you get replies from everyone else and can get it all booked etc I seriously recommend ringing some people though NAME NAME but do nt tell her I said that as they probably wo nt be checking email today Hope you have had a nice week since I saw you it was nice to see you in NAME I have written NUM essays and made NUM cards so am feeling rather pleased with myself I can start revision now Oh NAME Bye for now and I hope you get lots of positive replies from NAME People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Cool NAME NUM NAME Sounds good hope everyone can come It s my Birthday on the th July NAME all you NAME are having a good break and that the Exiles in NAME NAME NAME are well and enjoying whatever you re doing Love NAME xox From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME How many people can NAME s cottage hold People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Hi NAME How many of you are goin on this holiday It sounds so very much fun Keep smiling I hate revision so very very much NAME Cool NAME NUM NAME Sounds good hope everyone can come It s my Birthday on the th July NAME all you NAME are having a good break and that the Exiles in NAME NAME NAME are well and enjoying whatever you re doing Love NAME xox From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME HI NAME Sadly I wo nt be able to join you for the holiday as I shall still be studying hard here in NAME Hope you enjoy it without me NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME yes it does sound fun and yep I ll be there Otherwise I m still trying to work out why NAME and NAME s emails got sent to my inbox and NAME s got sent to my junk mail Strange one that especially as I thought I had blocked you All my love NAME and all the others NAME Hi NAME How many of you are goin on this holiday It sounds so very much fun Keep smiling I hate revision so very very much NAME Cool NAME NUM NAME Sounds good hope everyone can come It s my Birthday on the th July NAME all you NAME are having a good break and that the Exiles in NAME NAME NAME are well and enjoying whatever you re doing Love NAME xox From NAME To EMAIL Subject VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME not NAME NAME My mistake Sx Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Count me in I think I ve kind of got confused about my plans for the summer but I thinks those dates are OK Where exactly is NAME I did nt think it had a coast NAME everyone is OK loads of love NAME NAME Many thanks to NAME and NAME NAME How will we get there Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the email about the holiday At the moment I do nt know what I m doing so I ca nt commit I m afraid best to say no I think but hope you have a fab time sounds like fun Love NAME From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos WEBSITE Re VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME Hey y all Just thought I d ask if a decision was made on this holiday option as I never heard either way Are we going to go for it or not Hope you are all well happy unstressed and enjoying the sunshine NAME or at least I hope you re surviving and finding things to praise NAME for even when life seems stressful lots of love and prayers and see you on Sunday NAME Except for those who are abroad I ll see you in the summer PS Please can someone reply I d like to know People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME Re NAME No I did not send you an email saying we were going at New Year The email said that since it is very unlikely that we will all be able to make it during the summer we could meet up at New Year since that time is usually free However we or as many as can still plan to go on a holiday this summer Can you come NAME Re NAME July is good too cool NAME Hmmmm We have a family bungalow type thingy but I think it will almost certainly be booked for all of August I ll have a look though CHAR Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE REPLY NAME People It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within NUM hours sorry for the capitalisation etc but it s just to stress the gravity of this situation Okay this is the thing The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the th to the th of July However we need to book the cottage NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo nt sit around very long at all So I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this The cost should be about pound NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by NAME NAME it s his extended family s cottage There is enough room The cottage is about NUM meters from the beach on the NAME coast NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone So please email or phone me as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow Your friendly holiday coordinator NAME An answer to your query Dear NAME How many people can NAME s cottage hold Well before I answer your question may I just say that I am not completely incompetent You do nt need to worry I am capable of organising a holiday without choosing a onebedroomed house for a dozen people Okay NAME s cottage has NUM bedrooms and sleeps at least NUM in each There is also additional sleeping space on the floor of one of the large rooms he says Oh and since we were both online at the time you sent this message I m kind of curious as to why you did nt just ask me Answers on a postcard Also the number of people going Well to save everyone having to reply to your email when they ve already replied to mine I shall tell you So far NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME are going NAME is in NAME without her mobile so she has nt replied but I assume from her previous emails she will be there NAME would like to go but is not going to commit herself NAME is at her cousins with her mobile switched off so I have no idea NAME and NAME have not replied yet I will update you with any further developments NAME NAME Thanks for the text We think you re taking this news rather oddly though NAME Information Dear everyone In response to NAME s email yes a decision has been made about the holiday We have booked the house from the th to the th of July The accommodation cost will be approximately pound NUM in total for us all I m sorry I did nt reply sooner I was waiting to see if NAME was going to come People coming NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME People who would like to come but ca nt commit at present NAME People who have not replied NAME Everyone else is definitely not coming So that is either NUM NUM or NUM of us I m sure everything else will be worked out nearer the time and after the exams If there are any more questions please do nt hesitate to contact either NAME or myself NAME those of you on holiday enjoy the last few days of the vacation and I may see some of you next week NAME NAME Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME NAME again Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME Re NAME again Yes but we should also invite NAME as in NAME if we are going to invite NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME NAME Boys and Girls I have had replies from quite a few of you now and it seems that it might be best just to stick with the original people to save the intense edebating that seems likely to ensue otherwise Let me hear you say whoooo NAME Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME Re NAME Guys what about NAME NAME I spoke to her in the holidays and she seems like she kind is kind of a part of our friendship group way more than NAME and I think she is really going to miss us next year What do you think NAME would also keep the christian fellowship theme goin more that NAME as much as I like him I hope that does nt sound too bad Tell me what you think NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME a finale NAME Having received and analysed all of your emails ruminated cogitated etc for those masterchef watchers amongst you I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming none of them are known equally well by all GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION NOW Let me hear you say yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME Re NAME a finale yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME wrote NAME Having received and analysed all of your emails ruminated cogitated etc for those masterchef watchers amongst you I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming none of them are known equally well by all GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION NOW Let me hear you say yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME Re NAME NAME Hey NAME boy Will talk when I return Monday onwards but obviously my car should be available so assume so unless I get back to you with any probs Well done in finishing your exams and thanks for doing the organisation pound NUM pounds sounds good as well Yours I Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME Re NAME NAME NAME I m up for cooking but if others want to then I do nt mind not doing so If my car s still running ie not died then we can should be able to use it How many other people have cars CHAR Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME by the looks of things so we should be able to do with NUM cars Let s hope your s is still alive NAME It would be nice if everyone cooked do you want to cook on you own or with someone Me NAME again NAME NAME wrote NAME I m up for cooking but if others want to then I do nt mind not doing so If my car s still running ie not died then we can should be able to use it How many other people have cars CHAR Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME Re NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that pound NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend love NAME TS NAME wrote NAME NAME Dear all After judging the response to my last email suggesting pound NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less As NAME and NAME do nt want to spend more than pound NUM each then let s all put that in If in the unlikely event we do overspend then we can always work it out later Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal any other luxuries you might want Also if we could all decide who if anyone we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal weights can be either imperial or metric I can convert but please do nt just say some bananas as we wo nt know how many to get I know this sounds very tedious and I m not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself but I think it s better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand as it will work out cheaper so we do nt have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket which might be rather a distance away every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday apart from for those ardent Safewaydiehard fans amongst you Hope you all have a good afternoon NAME Re NAME NAME NAME and respected personages I would humbly suggest that it is unnecessary to buy foodstuff beforehand There is a good minisupermarket within walking distance and it will not work out much cheaper buying it in bulk as it really wo nt be very bulky NAME Dear all After judging the response to my last email suggesting pound NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less As NAME and NAME do nt want to spend more than pound NUM each then let s all put that in If in the unlikely event we do overspend then we can always work it out later Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal any other luxuries you might want Also if we could all decide who if anyone we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal weights can be either imperial or metric I can convert but please do nt just say some bananas as we wo nt know how many to get I know this sounds very tedious and I m not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself but I think it s better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand as it will work out cheaper so we do nt have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket which might be rather a distance away every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday apart from for those ardent Safewaydiehard fans amongst you Hope you all have a good afternoon NAME Re NAME NAME I have nt spoken to anyone about cooking so I ll just offer a meal on my own for my evening meal I will require kg pasta shapes NUM thick sausages NUM tins chopped tomatoes NUM peppers NUM courgettes NUM carrots NUM onions garlic and herbs are we doing dessert too I could make a cake or maybe if there s enough money you could buy some ready made desserts Thanks for doing all this NAME you re a star NAME NAME wrote Dear all After judging the response to my last email suggesting pound NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less As NAME and NAME do nt want to spend more than pound NUM each then let s all put that in If in the unlikely event we do overspend then we can always work it out later Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal any other luxuries you might want Also if we could all decide who if anyone we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal weights can be either imperial or metric I can convert but please do nt just say some bananas as we wo nt know how many to get I know this sounds very tedious and I m not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself but I think it s better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand as it will work out cheaper so we do nt have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket which might be rather a distance away every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday apart from for those ardent Safewaydiehard fans amongst you Hope you all have a good afternoon NAME Re NAME NAME Hi NAME Hope you had a good time at home Thanks for your email that sounds great I do nt know about puddings yet if we can afford it then it would be lovely We ll probably just wait and see though unless we all become flush with cash over the next few weeks Have a good weekend NAME NAME Dear unwitting debtors Please give me money Cheques for pound NUM made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME would be perfectly delightful Go on make my day NAME NAME This is for the holiday and not a request to fund an increase in the opulence of my lifestyle Re NAME Could your lifestyle be any more opulent my dear NAME Dear unwitting debtors Please give me money Cheques for pound NUM made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME would be perfectly delightful Go on make my day NAME NAME This is for the holiday and not a request to fund an increase in the opulence of my lifestyle NAME Dear NAME It was nice to talk with you this morning Here is what NAME is cooking kg pasta shapes NUM thick sausages NUM tins chopped tomatoes NUM peppers NUM courgettes NUM carrots NUM onions garlic and herbs NAME and I are cooking orange chicken with herbed rice NAME is doind a NAME We are going out for pizza on your birthday Have a nice day NAME Our NAME NAME is about to begin Dear everyone The holiday We are going to a village called NAME We have the house from NUM noon on Saturday the th July to NUM noon on Saturday the th July So people can arrive any time after NUM noon on Saturday If you re arriving via train and need picked up from the nearest station NAME then speak to NAME or NAME as they are bringing their cars Things to bring Sleeping bag pillow and pillowcase if possible as there are not enough pillows for us all there tea towel the usual stuff like clothes Special request from NAME for as many people as possible to bring garden spades obviously if you re coming a long way by train you might want to think twice about this but the more the merrier People might want to bring board games cds books etc I guess some people will be bring a football aerobie sporting equipment NAME We have come up with a flexible guide to who s cooking together NAME NAME barbeque NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME this is okay with everyone We will need NUM evening meals and if you can count then you ll see there s only NUM lots of people reason is that it s NAME s birthday on the Monday and she would like us to celebrate with her by going out for PIZZA Anyway we can sort out who does which days and so on when we get there and obviously the NAME will be dependent on the weather Ca nt think of any more to say right now except have a great week whatever you re doing and I look forward to seeing you all on Saturday NAME Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin Hi NAME Yes we ll buy food there Initially on the saturday after we get there There is a supermarket in the village and hopefully I will have a shopping list of what we need Garden spades well NAME wants to build a sandcastle a rather large sandcastle it will be interesting See you on saturday NAME Thanks NAME Am I right to assume that we are buying food there Garden spades I thought this was a holiday not a work camp Have a good week and I ll see you on the train NAME Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin Does she like horses Hello everyone except NAME Re NAME s birthday I ve been struggling for ideas for a present for NAME but remembered today that she often says that she s missed out on lots of things because she did nt go on exciting holidays when she was little Now clearly we ca nt take her backpacking NAME NAME but some of the things are more managable Specifically she s never been horse riding There are NUM places in NAME that I ve got phone numbers for from the internet but before I ring to book her a session I was just wondering if CHAR you thought it was a good idea and CHAR if anyone else would like to come You ll have to pay for yourselves though And I need to check that it wo nt interfere with anyone else s plans for Monday I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruthperhaps there are other fun things she has nt done that we could book for her as birthday presents like absailing or parachuting or then again maybe not So let me know what you think hope this message makes some kind of sense looking forward to seeing you all on saturday lots of love NAME Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin Thanks NAME Am I right to assume that we are buying food there Garden spades I thought this was a holiday not a work camp Have a good week and I ll see you on the train NAME Re NAME NAME have just spoken to the NAME NAME and he will cook with me No doubt it will be something involving mince as NAME is keen on cooking with it and vegetables as I am keen on cooking with them There may well be some chilli powder involved the extent of it s use shall hopefully be minimised however Our concoction will probably be serve with NAME although we may well think of something more exciting nearer the time NAME this gives you any info you may have required Did you get your train ticket OK It ll be fun to travel there together I ve already hunted out or travel Chess game so we can have a few battles on the way relive st year NAME better go hope you ve had a nice day and the sun is out in NAME It s been a bit wet here so I reckon you ve probably had storms up there SMILEY bye for now NAME boy NAME SMILEY From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME It was nice to talk with you this morning Here is what NAME is cooking kg pasta shapes NUM thick sausages NUM tins chopped tomatoes NUM peppers NUM courgettes NUM carrots NUM onions garlic and herbs NAME and I are cooking orange chicken with herbed NAME NAME is doind a NAME We are going out for pizza on your birthday Have a nice day NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin Hello everyone except NAME Re NAME s birthday I ve been struggling for ideas for a present for NAME but remembered today that she often says that she s missed out on lots of things because she did nt go on exciting holidays when she was little Now clearly we ca nt take her backpacking NAME NAME but some of the things are more managable Specifically she s never been horse riding There are NUM places in NAME that I ve got phone numbers for from the internet but before I ring to book her a session I was just wondering if CHAR you thought it was a good idea and CHAR if anyone else would like to come You ll have to pay for yourselves though And I need to check that it wo nt interfere with anyone else s plans for Monday I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruthperhaps there are other fun things she has nt done that we could book for her as birthday presents like absailing or parachuting or then again maybe not So let me know what you think hope this message makes some kind of sense looking forward to seeing you all on saturday lots of love NAME Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin Hello everyone Re NAME s email Parachuting or absailing also good I ve never done either of those Perhaps we should ask NAME to see what she would prefer I mean what if she hates horses Please pray for me as I look for a job Looking forward to seeing you guys NAME Does she like horses Hello everyone except NAME Re NAME s birthday I ve been struggling for ideas for a present for NAME but remembered today that she often says that she s missed out on lots of things because she did nt go on exciting holidays when she was little Now clearly we ca nt take her backpacking NAME NAME but some of the things are more managable Specifically she s never been horse riding There are NUM places in NAME that I ve got phone numbers for from the internet but before I ring to book her a session I was just wondering if CHAR you thought it was a good idea and CHAR if anyone else would like to come You ll have to pay for yourselves though And I need to check that it wo nt interfere with anyone else s plans for Monday I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruthperhaps there are other fun things she has nt done that we could book for her as birthday presents like absailing or parachuting or then again maybe not So let me know what you think hope this message makes some kind of sense looking forward to seeing you all on saturday lots of love NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin I m sorry I know this is dull but can it please not be somthing too expensive because I literally have no money I do nt mind what you do it can not involve me but I m just apprising you of the situation NAME From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re Our NAME NAME is about to begin NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hello everyone Re NAME s email Parachuting or absailing also good I ve never done either of those Perhaps we should ask NAME to see what she would prefer I mean what if she hates horses Please pray for me as I look for a job Looking forward to seeing you guys NAME Does she like horses Hello everyone except NAME Re NAME s birthday I ve been struggling for ideas for a present for NAME but remembered today that she often says that she s missed out on lots of things because she did nt go on exciting holidays when she was little Now clearly we ca nt take her backpacking NAME NAME but some of the things are more managable Specifically she s never been horse riding There are NUM places in NAME that I ve got phone numbers for from the internet but before I ring to book her a session I was just wondering if CHAR you thought it was a good idea and CHAR if anyone else would like to come You ll have to pay for yourselves though And I need to check that it wo nt interfere with anyone else s plans for Monday I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruthperhaps there are other fun things she has nt done that we could book for her as birthday presents like absailing or parachuting or then again maybe not So let me know what you think hope this message makes some kind of sense looking forward to seeing you all on saturday lots of love NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here cd player Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player NAME CHAR NAME or NAME because they re kindly taking cars or anyone really see you all on saturday NAME books and money Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME Just to ask you all to please bring your chequebooks on the holiday as I really need to reverse the loss I made on the flat books I know you probably all have paid NAME pound NUM or so but you still all owe me some money I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it Hope you are all happy with yours thanks NAME for your email that was very nice of you If you re not then you should have proofread it Hope you are all well and I look forward to seeing you on saturday I m bringing my book so you can all sign it if you do nt mind so think up something fitting to write NAME ps remember your heavy duty garden spade I ve actually signed you all up for a hard labour camp at my profit NAME NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free Re NAME Dear NAME NAME is wonderful I am available all summer My budget will cover anything I want it to cover Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free NAME NAME NUM The resources you are entitled to access with this account are NAME NAME Electronic Table of NAME NAME All NAME Direct Emerald intelligence fulltext NUM NAME Web of Science for NAME HE BIDS NAME NAME NAME NAME Service NAME NAME NAME Library FAME on the NAME NAME Full Text Service The NAME NAME Service UK JSTOR Mirror Service NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME National Electronic Site Licence Initiat NAME Dear NAME Thanks for the message but I am very sorry indeed to learn of your troubles You must have had a very hard time of it not a good way to spend Christmas the New Year I do hope that matters get better swiftly but clearly you should not return until you are sure that is sensible Obviously the Department makes every effort to help in these circumstances and the fact of the medical certificate will go into your records I am certain that all the lecturers will do their best to give you handouts possibly copies of lecture notes and individual tuition as necessary but you will need to approach each person separately when you get back If you miss NUM phys chem lab experiment due to your convalescence we would simply scale up your marks for the others so do nt worry about that Of course it would be a good idea to tackle the collection questions some time Would it help for me to send you copies of the papers immediately after they are sat I do not think you need to do anything else as regards your absence I will inform the departmental administrators and Dr NAME Chairman of Examiners and Dr NAME in charge of rd year labs though they would get the information later anyway With every good wish Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear Professor NAME I am writing to let you know that unfortunately I am unable to return to University at the beginning of this term During the vacation I had a collapsed lung and spent about NUM and a half weeks in hospital culminating in surgery last week I am still feeling quite weak but hopefully I will be well enough to return to NAME after the first NUM weeks of term However I understand that for some people recovery may take a little longer but I hope not in my case I have contacted my College and sent them a Medical Certificate to cover my NUM weeks absence They have advised me that they will forward the Certificate to the Chemistry Department Unfortunately I shall not be able to attend Collections in the first week of term although I would quite like to try the papers at some later date if this is possible Assuming my absence lasts only NUM weeks I will only miss NUM week of the Physical Labs since they do not run in the first week of term and I have none scheduled for the second week anyway The experiment I will miss runs between NUM am and NUM am on Monday st January and if there is no other alternative I may feel fit enough to journey down to NAME for that morning Unfortunately I would miss NUM NUM lectures Is there any possibility that the lecturers could provide a copy of the notes for me I would appreciate your comments on these matters and in particular could you advise me if the University regulations require anything else as a result of this failure in keeping term Thank you very much Yours sincerely NAME Professor NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Department of Chemistry NAME NUM University of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear Professor NAME I am writing to let you know that unfortunately I am unable to return to University at the beginning of this term During the vacation I had a collapsed lung and spent about NUM and a half weeks in hospital culminating in surgery last week I am still feeling quite weak but hopefully I will be well enough to return to NAME after the first NUM weeks of term However I understand that for some people recovery may take a little longer but I hope not in my case I have contacted my College and sent them a Medical Certificate to cover my NUM weeks absence They have advised me that they will forward the Certificate to the Chemistry Department Unfortunately I shall not be able to attend Collections in the first week of term although I would quite like to try the papers at some later date if this is possible Assuming my absence lasts only NUM weeks I will only miss NUM week of the Physical Labs since they do not run in the first week of term and I have none scheduled for the second week anyway The experiment I will miss runs between NUM am and NUM am on Monday st January and if there is no other alternative I may feel fit enough to journey down to NAME for that morning Unfortunately I would miss NUM NUM lectures Is there any possibility that the lecturers could provide a copy of the notes for me I would appreciate your comments on these matters and in particular could you advise me if the University regulations require anything else as a result of this failure in keeping term Thank you very much Yours sincerely NAME Information on Illness for the Board of Studies in NAME Dear Dr NAME As you may be aware at the beginning of last term I missed NUM weeks due to a collapsed lung When I returned I spoke to my advisor Professor NAME and he suggested I inform you although you had probably already been notified Thank you very much Yours sincerely NAME NAME Exams Dear Each I was very pleased to see that all NUM of you came through the exams well and matched or bettered your last year s performance I am sorry I was not around last week to give you the details personally I was at a conference in NAME but I hope you have an enjoyable summer and come back with enthusiasm for your final year However I officialy 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NAME NAME Chem Office NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME NAME Road NEW PHONE NUMBERS NAME AS OF rd MARCH NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME CHAR s Inventory Hi NAME Here is the list as promised I hope you find it useful and it is by no means exhaustive It s all we took at the beginning though FLAT STUFF VERSION NUM NUM Cake tins NUM Swiss roll tins NUM NAME makers Bowls NAME set NAME knife Candles candlesticks Casserole dishes NAME NAME NAME NAME jug Crockery plates mugs cups saucers NAME Cynicism Dish cloths NAME Energy saving lightbulbs Food processor Fruit bowl Glass jug Handheld electric mixer Ice Cream Scoop Kettle Kitchen utensil set Microwave Napkins and napkin rings Potato peeler Roasting tin Rolling NAME NAME inc a large one for the living area NAME and pepper cellars Sarcasm Scissors for the Kitchen Set of saucepans NAME knife set Sieve Slow cooker NAME NAME towels Teapot Telephone NAME NAME opener Toaster Video Vinegar container Water set glasses etc Weighing scales NAME Wooden spoon Mobile Number Hi NAME Just to say that I forgot to write up my mobile number on your illustrious notice board If you want to you may It is NUM NUM You can also speak to NAME using it Thank you again for the meal on Saturday It was really nice NAME Re TAGG Hey NAME hope your exam went well today I m off to NAME so see you at NAME Wars on NAME NAME x NAME wrote Dear you NUM CHAR Look perhaps you are not all aware of this but we are currently in the middle of exams We do not start until the st of July Find out all you want before then but we do nt make decisions until then and we definitely do nt start building it until then This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that SMILEY And please forget about the funding If you re all too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and revise See you all sometime NAME SMILEY NAME NAME if this email sounds harsh but I m just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion inviting as it is and therein lies the problem Re TAGG Thank you See you on Thursday Who s going NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME hope your exam went well today I m off to NAME so see you at NAME Wars on NAME NAME x NAME wrote Dear you NUM CHAR Look perhaps you are not all aware of this but we are currently in the middle of exams We do not start until the st of July Find out all you want before then but we do nt make decisions until then and we definitely do nt start building it until then This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that SMILEY And please forget about the funding If you re all too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and 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my telephone extension lead NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER NUM It s my name NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH Sport is an abomination NUM NAME NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON NAME SENT THIS TO YOU You are made from carbon atoms oxygen atoms hydrogen atoms iron atoms sulphur atoms chlorine atome manganese atoms sodium atoms nitrogen atoms need I go on NAME Dear Sir I am writing to enquire about the contents of the NAME NUM calendar I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole NAME uses baby shampoo thing I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas but I am concerned that it might contain inappropriate pictures Can you reassure me that this is not the case I would not want any filth on my daughter s bedroom wall Sincerely yours Mr NAME Re NAME SPONSORED BY NAME S PURVEYORS OF BABY NAME Dear Sir On behalf of the NAME Corp may I thank you for your inquiry I should warn you that all of our products are of an adult nature but I think that your daughter would find the calendar entertaining nevertheless especially if she is an avid NAME supporter Please do not hesitate to contact us for further details Yours CHAR NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear Sir I am writing to enquire about the contents of the NAME NUM calendar I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole NAME uses baby shampoo thing I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas but I am concerned that it might contain inappropriate pictures Can you reassure me that this is not the case I would not want any filth on my daughter s bedroom wall Sincerely yours Mr NAME NAME CHAR NUM Calendars Dear interested parties I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new NAME CHAR NUM calendar s imminent publication We expect it to be available from midDecember so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed but may be nothing Then again it may not it really depends how greedy we are To give you a brief insight the NAME CHAR NUM calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite NAME CHAR characters NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation provocation or amusement Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our formally recognised flat virtues The calendar will show the phases of the moon so you can have advanced warning of times when NAME CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity Look out for our new NAME NAME CHAR through NAME NAME coming soon from Medlock Enterprises Yours faithfully NAME NAME NAME NAME Services Director Note We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of dettol or baby shampoo will be appearing in the calendar as demand has not yet been quantified However mild cheddar is a popular contender Re NAME My dear NAME NAME I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for expressing such interest in our product We at NAME Ltd like to think that our calendars are suitable for all ages However there may be some scenes of an explicit dettolrelated nature which younger admirers may find disturbing Ie NAME in close proximity to boiling dettol As a special token of our appreciation concerning your daughter s interest NAME NAME I will take the trouble to sign her calendar personally should you choose to purchase PLease direct any further inquires to our company administrative director Miss NAME NAME Thank you for supporting NAME NAME in association with NAME s Purveyors of baby shampoo to NAME NAME Re NAME It s cute NAME NAME wrote SPONSORED BY NAME S PURVEYORS OF BABY NAME Dear Sir On behalf of the NAME Corp may I thank you for your inquiry I should warn you that all of our products are of an adult nature but I think that your daughter would find the calendar entertaining nevertheless especially if she is an avid NAME supporter Please do not hesitate to contact us for further details Yours CHAR NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear Sir I am writing to enquire about the contents of the NAME NUM calendar I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole NAME uses baby shampoo thing I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas but I am concerned that it might contain inappropriate pictures Can you reassure me that this is not the case I would not want any filth on my daughter s bedroom wall Sincerely yours Mr NAME Re NAME CHAR NUM Calendars You need help NAME NAME wrote Dear interested parties I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new NAME CHAR NUM calendar s imminent publication We expect it to be available from midDecember so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed but may be nothing Then again it may not it really depends how greedy we are To give you a brief insight the NAME CHAR NUM calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite NAME CHAR characters NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation provocation or amusement Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our formally recognised flat virtues The calendar will show the phases of the moon so you can have advanced warning of times when NAME CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity Look out for our new NAME NAME CHAR through NAME NAME coming soon from NAME Enterprises Yours faithfully NAME NAME NAME NAME Services Director Note We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of dettol or baby shampoo will be appearing in the calendar as demand has not yet been quantified However mild cheddar is a popular contender Re NAME CHAR NUM Calendars Thank you sir I know NAME wrote You need help NAME NAME wrote Dear interested parties I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new NAME CHAR NUM calendar s imminent publication We expect it to be available from midDecember so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed but may be nothing Then again it may not it really depends how greedy we are To give you a brief insight the NAME CHAR NUM calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite NAME CHAR characters NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation provocation or amusement Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our formally recognised flat virtues The calendar will show the phases of the moon so you can have advanced warning of times when NAME CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity Look out for our new NAME NAME CHAR through NAME NAME coming soon from Medlock Enterprises Yours faithfully NAME NAME NAME NAME Services Director Note We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of dettol or baby shampoo will be appearing in the calendar as demand has not yet been quantified However mild cheddar is a popular contender Some people have too much time on their hands NAME NAME of the Jury I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME DS St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury Ladies and Gentlemen As the lawyer of a certain Mr NAME NAME Esq I would like to swiftly clarify the fact that any references to my client in the account below are ENTIRELY fictitious and my client assures me that he has played no part in the events described He would like to point out that he bears more than a passing resemblence to a number of wellknown personages NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc and is therefore accustomed to being mistaken for someone else I can only assume that the same has happened here Yours sincerely Mr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury I would like to point out that NAME and CHAR SWAPPED beds I do not think that NAME has made that clear NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury My verdict Keep me out of it but the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise I agree with that one Any sane person would How rank The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures hmmmnn Electronic creatures would take no notice but pranksters would take it as bait NAME move NAME Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME NAME NAME I ll remember that description also joined in who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him NAME I am appalled SERIOUSLY A joke s a joke but DO NT lie about it Liars are an abomination Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME WHAT This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place you have some really weird rituals in NAME NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we ve been hearing At this NAME flipped Oh I d have like to have seen that NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s Hmmmn this rather contradicts the claims of NAME NAME that he has played no part in the events described However the fact that NAME also claims to bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of wellknown personages NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Oh honestly NAME Unfortunately Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed they had stolen my sabre and after my shower locked me out of my room the moral of the story just DO NT get involved NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons sorry but no way I m steering clear You may say that in this way your assailants are getting away with it but they re not They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them Goodbye pals see you later love NAME xx NAME NOONE is to get offended by any of my comments Re NAME of the Jury you are now involved be scared be very scared love ya NAME x NAME wrote My verdict Keep me out of it but the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise I agree with that one Any sane person would How rank The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures hmmmnn Electronic creatures would take no notice but pranksters would take it as bait NAME move NAME Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME NAME NAME I ll remember that description also joined in who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him NAME I am appalled SERIOUSLY A joke s a joke but DO NT lie about it Liars are an abomination Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME WHAT This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place you have some really weird rituals in NAME NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we ve been hearing At this NAME flipped Oh I d have like to have seen that NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s Hmmmn this rather contradicts the claims of NAME NAME that he has played no part in the events described However the fact that NAME also claims to bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of wellknown personages NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Oh honestly NAME Unfortunately Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed they had stolen my sabre and after my shower locked me out of my room the moral of the story just DO NT get involved NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons sorry but no way I m steering clear You may say that in this way your assailants are getting away with it but they re not They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them Goodbye pals see you later love NAME xx NAME NOONE is to get offended by any of my comments Re NAME of the Jury also it was NAME s idea to put the anchovies in NAME s room I do nt mind if you tell people the tricks we play NAME but do nt misrepresent me unfairly NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury ummm actually I did nt suggest putting them in NAME s room I just said that we could put them in someone s room I did nt mean literally although why I am defending myself I do nt know love NAME NAME NAME wrote also it was NAME s idea to put the anchovies in NAME s room I do nt mind if you tell people the tricks we play NAME but do nt misrepresent me unfairly NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury Put me out of my misery shoot me now Remove me from this list your NUM emails nearly put my unread in a few days to nearly NUM And if the joke does nt involve rape alarms it s primitive NAME I m tempted to forward these to the NAME CHAR mailing list but wo nt NAME saying it but like NAME no offense love you all NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury NAME wrote I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel Sticks and Stones We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us NAME cough splutter CHAR The anchovies were NAME s idea NAME you misrepresented the facts granted but no untruth was intended I ca nt write everything CHAR NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night s escapade His fate is sealed NAME NAME forgiving attitude CHAR NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms NAME you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did I did not think it of you That hurts NAME I do nt want to have to purify you CHAR I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a whimpering henchman I am not joking As I ve said before NAME CHAR I object to being called insane a liar someone of depreciating estimation NAME NAME noted The description stands CHAR I did not NAME You have never seen me NAME and I am glad of that Not a physical NAME you insane liar of depreciating estimation it was a figure of speach CHAR I am getting bored of being physically abused NAME You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating No its because you are weak CHAR Our jokes are not primitive This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out Ou Ou Ou NAME NAME NAME NAME monkey noises NAME the insane liar of depreciating estimation NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us CHAR The anchovies were NAME s idea NAME you misrepresented the facts CHAR NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night s escapade His fate is sealed CHAR NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms NAME you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did I did not think it of you CHAR I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a whimpering henchman I am not joking CHAR I object to being called insane a liar someone of depreciating estimation NAME CHAR I did not NAME You have never seen me NAME and I am glad of that CHAR I am getting bored of being physically abused NAME You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating CHAR Our jokes are not primitive This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out NAME NAME wrote Put me out of my misery shoot me now Remove me from this list your NUM emails nearly put my unread in a few days to nearly NUM And if the joke does nt involve rape alarms it s primitive NAME I m tempted to forward these to the NAME CHAR mailing list but wo nt NAME saying it but like NAME no offense love you all NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury That is quite true Why are you unwilling to be involved NAME Do nt be scared be warned I do not appreciate being called what you called me NAME NAME NAME wrote you are now involved be scared be very scared love ya NAME x NAME wrote My verdict Keep me out of it but the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise I agree with that one Any sane person would How rank The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures hmmmnn Electronic creatures would take no notice but pranksters would take it as bait NAME move NAME Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME NAME NAME I ll remember that description also joined in who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him NAME I am appalled SERIOUSLY A joke s a joke but DO NT lie about it Liars are an abomination Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME WHAT This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place you have some really weird rituals in NAME NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we ve been hearing At this NAME flipped Oh I d have like to have seen that NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s Hmmmn this rather contradicts the claims of NAME NAME that he has played no part in the events described However the fact that NAME also claims to bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of wellknown personages NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Oh honestly NAME Unfortunately Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed they had stolen my sabre and after my shower locked me out of my room the moral of the story just DO NT get involved NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons sorry but no way I m steering clear You may say that in this way your assailants are getting away with it but they re not They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them Goodbye pals see you later love NAME xx NAME NOONE is to get offended by any of my comments Re NAME of the Jury NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel Grammar Grammar Grammar NAME wrote I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us CHAR The anchovies were NAME s idea NAME you misrepresented the facts CHAR NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night s escapade His fate is sealed CHAR NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms NAME you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did I did not think it of you CHAR I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a whimpering henchman I am not joking CHAR I object to being called insane a liar someone of depreciating estimation NAME CHAR I did not NAME You have never seen me NAME and I am glad of that CHAR I am getting bored of being physically abused NAME You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating CHAR Our jokes are not primitive This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out NAME NAME wrote Put me out of my misery shoot me now Remove me from this list your NUM emails nearly put my unread in a few days to nearly NUM And if the joke does nt involve rape alarms it s primitive NAME I m tempted to forward these to the NAME CHAR mailing list but wo nt NAME saying it but like NAME no offense love you all NAME TS NAME wrote I am back once more into the swing of life here in NAME and as usual sleep patterns have been interrupted What follows now is an explanation NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse which runs around and laughs like a teletubby Understandably I hated it NAME was eating pizza NUM night and there were anchovies on it which she did not like understandably As NAME was not there NAME and NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into NAME s clothes Which they did After much protestation on my part and also of NAME the fishes were moved to NAME s shoes After a while well over NUM hours I felt that I must tell NAME about the fish It would be unfair to him otherwise The same day I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it s tail as a sign to other electronic creatures That evening I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat and a piece of paper inside my room The paper was a note from that detestable rodent NAME informing me that if I continued to harm animals something bad would happen to me The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger but as I do not own a gun I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse No wires were cut as this was only another warning Someone else NAME NAME probably succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast What a shame It also came out that evening that I had informed NAME as to the fish Threats were spoken unto me particularly by NAME but her whimpering henchman NAME also joined in NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes Later that week I went to go fencing but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled I entered the flat and who should I see exiting my room but NAME I of course questioned him accusing him of setting up a joke He told me that he was searching for my Due NAME NAME I persisted in my questioning but concluded that he was telling the truth How wrong I was about him That evening feeling very ill I went to bed early I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser as if plastic bags were moving I thought to myself I hope there is not a mouse in here I hate mice but then went to sleep Early the next morning I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse amplified by about NUM times in my room Understandably as I was trying to recover from my cough and desperately needed rest I was saddened Both NAME and NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning I am pleased to note however that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night by the use of NAME s task manager on his computer Fortunately for me his is an incompetent oaf and I was only woken when NAME manually sent it off in the morning One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent I m gonna hit you on the head and then you actually do it Much more rewarding than not saying anything I was telling NAME about this and thought that I might worry him by saying the plans I had for him I told him that I would enter his room NUM night and squirt his face with squirty cream I even told him the night that this would be done I would say now that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing Later on that evening I was in NAME s room with NAME and for some reason or another I was purifying NAME This usually involves pain but his has grown resistant to that so emotional battering was taking place This involved chucking his sterilized keys no kidding out the window into the contaminated world At this NAME flipped and ordered me to fetch them NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with NAME s and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done That night I went to bed with NAME s key on my key ring and mine on his As NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night he always locks his door The key was needed to gain access to his room My plan was as follows CHAR wait until it is late or early CHAR unlock NAME s door CHAR place my sabre on the floor as a sign that I was there and CHAR take a picture of NAME asleep to prove it My plan relied on the following assumptions CHAR NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key CHAR NAME would not spend the night in NAME s bed Unfortunately neither of these assumptions were met I know the latter one is shocking but we need to face up to the truth My plan went well and I returned to bed feeling very much like NAME after he cut the hem off of NAME s robe when he was sleeping You can read about this in NUM NAME Unfortunately then next morning the following revelations were brought to light CHAR Both NAME and NAME had known that I was going to do something that night This admittedly was not surprising as I had said that myself CHAR Both NAME and NAME were awake when I took the picture of NAME in his bed CHAR they had stolen my sabre CHAR and after my shower locked me out of my room evil people NAME of the jury I ask you to bring down fire upon these NUM sinners heads and if not that at least water balloons Thank you and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME of the Jury I sent your musings to my brother he gets bored at home without me bless him and this is his reply NAME says You are all so childish Shame on you Escape the wrath of NAME by purifying youselfs with a bracing swim in the river SHAME and again SHAME SHAME ON YOU ALL Re no subject Guys With respect to NAME s NAME forward go to this site and read the information there This is important WEBSITE This site is AMAZING WEBSITE Please never forward things around the place without checking them against this first Thanks a lot it s bound to save us time and effort NAME NAME NAME I hope you do nt mind me emailing everyone this NAME NAME wrote Subject NAME NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME EMAIL To NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME at uni EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME R NAME EMAIL NAME wilkes EMAIL Davina NAME EMAIL dannii NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME If you decide not to forward this please send it to EMAIL mailto EMAIL This is an actual petition and signatures will be lost if you drop the line I do nt know if this is going to help but take NUM minutes out of your life to do your part NAME the government of NAME is waging a war upon women Since the NAME took power in NUM women have had to wear burqua and have been beaten and stoned in public for not having the proper attire even if this means simply not 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exposing an inch of flesh or offending them in the slightest way Women enjoyed relative freedom to work to dress generally as they wanted and to drive and appear in public alone until only NUM The rapidity of this transition is the main reason for the depression and suicide women who were once educators or doctors or simply used to basic human freedoms are now severely restricted and treated as subhuman in the name of rightwing fundamentalist Islam It is not their tradition or culture but it is alien to them and it is extreme even for those cultures where fundamentalism is the rule Everyone has a right to a tolerable human existence even if they are women in a Muslim country If we can threaten military force in NAME in the name of human rights for the sake of ethnic NAME citizens of the world can certainly express peaceful outrage at the oppression murder and injustice committed against women by the NAME STATEMENT In signing this we agree that the current treatment of women in NAME is 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copy of it to EMAIL mailto EMAIL Even if you decide not to sign please be considerate and do not kill the petition Thank you Re no subject NAME Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made If not it s below Why Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition sorry my selfish side obviously All the best until I see you around NAME I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us Our dearly beloved language Dear NAME NAME and NAME I found this mildly amusing Perhaps you will too Let s face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple English muffins were not invented in NAME French fries were not invented in NAME We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that NAME takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from NAME nor is it a pig If writers write how come fingers do nt fing If the plural of tooth is teeth Should nt the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught Why did nt the preacher praught If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes NAME was invented by people not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race Which of course is nt a race at all That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation It ends Evolution and Creation Dear boys At the risk of seriously annoying some people I will only say this I stand by all that I have said on this subject previously I agree with the majority of what NAME NAME says I am not blind to what science says I just know that science is flawed and should not be trusted over and above our NAME I love you guys I look forward to tea in your humble abode I am bored with revision The sun is shining as brightly as it did in NAME NAME NAME s college library is creaky So is this computer room NAME NUM is a very steep lecture theatre I d better go and stop saying random things See you all later NAME PS I am a Scandalous NAME NAME NAME do you think I am predictable NAME do you think that I ve gone mad NAME it must be the sun NAME ta Re CHAR CHAR So this is what it comes to You are convinced from your studies that the earth is many millions possibly billions of years old I do not have a problem with that although I m no more convinced that it s billions of years old than that it s thousands of years old for reasons you can see below if you read on I do nt even think it s that important since we know so little about it anyway and its based on completely unkown assumptions and what relevance does that period have to our life You are coming at science from a materialist pointofview If you come from a philosophical even modern view you would see that it is all speculation anyway Have a look at NAME s problem of scientific induction for some extra reading on the issue In terms of your comment about NAME speaking to us through the rocks I think you re on slightly dodgy ground The only thing you can tell from the rocks is that there was some HUGE time period involved This does not tell us what NAME s plan for this period was and what He was doing That surprises me Sir NAME NAME a strong Chrisitian and the father of modern physics put forward the hypothesis that his classical model of physics could explain the behaviour of the universe as we know it In fact it cannot but this was nt known until quantum theory was postulated Does this mean that NAME s theory is invalid no but that in some major ways it had to be revised due to new findings The same might well be true of your dating methods in fact this is what science is all about Do nt come at it from the view that you already know everything In what way am I ignoring science I think that is a ridiculous and unfounded statement If you ve got some convincing evidence for NAME Evolution that outweighs the evidence against it then I m all ears but I do nt see you coming up with any In terms of the age of the earth I have not said either way so how can that be an issue Flood geology You are asking me to argue against you in your own specialist subject field so you cannot expect a fullblooded argument just as I would not expect you to come up with an argument for the benefit of interfacemodelling in NAME But if I believe that the NAME is the inspired Word of NAME then I can see no reason to doubt that the flood was what is says it was Look at this NUM NAME NUM NUM First of all you must understand this that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing following their own passions NUM and saying Where is the promise of his coming For ever since the fathers fell asleep all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation NUM They deliberately ignore this fact that by the word of NAME heavens existed long ago and an earth formed out of water and by means of water NUM through which the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation this is surely the theory of uniformitarianism The passage above is talking about people who say that there was no flood that the world is as we know it now the present is the key to the past This is not what the NAME teaches The NAME teaches that the world that then existed was deluged with water and PERISHED This is an argument against the assumptions that you base dating methods on We CANNOT judge the past from the present because the world that existed before the flood if the flood happened then it happened within recorded history is NOT THE SAME as the world that now exists This passage is from the New Testament it is most certainly NOT metaphorical C ya NAME TS NAME wrote NAME wrote NAME friends Interesting email I do not think it is as clearcut as your friend would have us think Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does nt mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses for after all this is all we have must be radically changed revised However at this time science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true Having said that it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today Then why do you ouch and since you obviously want to talk about scientific issues here is where I stand for your perusal Age of the earth I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is I have no idea If it is billions of years old this does not affect my faith or my scientific beliefs but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time If you have an evening I ll take you through the geological history of say the British Isles and together we can watch it change lattitde climate go below sea level be part of mountain chains about NUM if I remember correctly and other fun things too and also why NAME has told us nothing about it He has given us the rocks which speak for themselves NAME lineations minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures fold river channels lag deposits fossil beds asteroid dust deposits If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me It would seriously surprise me I do not have a problem at all with NAME having deceived us or something as your friend suggests Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me science does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right NAME I do nt quite understand that sentance Re NAME I do nt know enough to discuss it knowledgeably Any other issues let me know What do you think of flood geology NAME NUM important point Shall we keep this to emails I do nt want it to dominate our down time when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision Also If we ever get to far and you start hating me tell me to stop talking about this it is nt worth it as it ai nt a salvation issue NAME TS NAME wrote Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME Re CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME friends Interesting email I do not think it is as clearcut as your friend would have us think Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does nt mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses for after all this is all we have must be radically changed revised However at this time science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true Having said that it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today Then why do you ouch and since you obviously want to talk about scientific issues here is where I stand for your perusal Age of the earth I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is I have no idea If it is billions of years old this does not affect my faith or my scientific beliefs but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time If you have an evening I ll take you through the geological history of say the British Isles and together we can watch it change lattitde climate go below sea level be part of mountain chains about NUM if I remember correctly and other fun things too and also why NAME has told us nothing about it He has given us the rocks which speak for themselves NAME lineations minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures fold river channels lag deposits fossil beds asteroid dust deposits If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me It would seriously surprise me I do not have a problem at all with NAME having deceived us or something as your friend suggests Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me science does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right NAME I do nt quite understand that sentance Re NAME I do nt know enough to discuss it knowledgeably Any other issues let me know What do you think of flood geology NAME NUM important point Shall we keep this to emails I do nt want it to dominate our down time when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision Also If we ever get to far and you start hating me tell me to stop talking about this it is nt worth it as it ai nt a salvation issue NAME TS NAME wrote Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME NAME SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done The monsignor replied When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass If I start to get nervous I take a sip So the next Sunday he took the monsignor s advice At the beginning of the sermon he got nervous and took a drink He proceeded to talk up a storm Upon his return to his office after mass he found the following note on the door NUM Sip the Vodka do nt gulp NUM There are NUM commandments not NUM NUM There are NUM disciples not NUM NUM NAME was consecrated not constipated NUM NAME wagered his donkey he did not bet his ass NUM We do not refer to NAME NAME as the late JC NUM The Father NAME and NAME Ghost are not referred to as Daddy Junior and the Spook NUM NAME slew NAME he did not kick the shit out of him NUM When NAME was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey do nt say he was stoned off his ass NUM We do not refer to the cross as the NAME NAME NUM When NAME broke the bread at the Last Supper he said Take this and eat it for it is my body He did not say Eat me NUM The Virgin NAME is not called NAME with the NAME NUM The recommended grace before a meal is not RubADubDub thanks for the grub NAME NAME NUM Next Sunday there will be a NAME pulling contest at NAME NAME s not a NAME pulling contest at NAME NAME s NAME And help me to remember when I m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up it takes NUM muscles to frown NUM to smile and only NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth Re NAME s Birthday I would like to come NAME NAME wrote Hello Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom Dancing NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME Re NAME s Birthday excuse me I am invited because NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being just wanted to clarify that NAME NAME wrote Hello Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME NAME s Birthday Hello Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME Re Payment for meal last Friday No you still pay but if you intimidate anyone else into paying you may keep the money they give you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote As a body guard does that mean I do nt have to pay NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Payment for meal last Friday please find cheque on your door Sx NAME wrote Dear all Thank you for coming last Friday evening I hope you all had an enjoyable time The total cost of the meal was pound NUM and that is to be divided between NUM Therefore everyone oews me pound NUM Cheques should be made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME I do not take switch as yet unfortunately NAME is also perfectly acceptable Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term when I shall come knocking on your door with NUM large bodyguards NAME and NAME Anyway I think that s all NAME NAME is good All the time Re Payment for meal last Friday As a body guard does that mean I do nt have to pay NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Meal Yes I would love to come You need to tell everyone that the dress code is still make an effort even if only vaguely Please can we have nice food I was going to suggest something but I think I have lost the ability to think of nice things to eat that I would choose to eat NAME Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Re Meal Probably not that s all I can say they might be listening the voices and all I NAME wrote Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Re Meal yes I m coming And thanks for the very random poem on my door last night See you later NAME NAME wrote Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Re Meal NAME I thought we were going out for a meal huh NAME wrote Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Meal Additional Information Dear all If you are coming to the meal tomorrow evening then NAME has asked me to tell you that the dress code is make an effort I am also advised that we are going to have nice food Hope you can come Payment for meal last Friday Dear all Thank you for coming last Friday evening I hope you all had an enjoyable time The total cost of the meal was pound NUM and that is to be divided between NUM Therefore everyone oews me pound NUM Cheques should be made payable to CHAR CHAR NAME I do not take switch as yet unfortunately NAME is also perfectly acceptable Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term when I shall come knocking on your door with NUM large bodyguards NAME and NAME Anyway I think that s all NAME Meal Dear past residents of NAME CHAR NAME CHAR and select others NAME NAME NAME and NAME would like to arrange a meal provisionally for this Friday at pm in NAME Vac kitchen NAME and NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime Hope you can come please let us know either way before Friday lunchtime but sooner would be nice Thank you very much Re NAME s Birthday Cough NAME wrote excuse me I am invited because NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being just wanted to clarify that NAME NAME wrote Hello Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME Friday NAME Friends pm NAME s Reception this Friday th meet me for dinner It s my st on the Thursday and I would like to celebrate it with YOU Going home Thursday morning back Friday So what I need you to do is email me and say YES you ll be there or NO you wo nt Need to know numbers etc Thanks then NAME NAME NAME I ll be wearing a tie NAME If anyone else wants to come but they re not on the list they re welcome to Re Friday NAME OK well I just heard the Cathedral bells chime and NAME s your uncle I m NUM To clarify the plans NAME NAME s Friday evening it would be cool if men could wear shirts and ties and women to dress smart casual to quote a friend of mine look fine damn fine I ve booked the Indian restaurant on Claypath I m looking forward to it hope you are too NAME NAME wrote Friends pm NAME s Reception this Friday th meet me for dinner It s my st on the Thursday and I would like to celebrate it with YOU Going home Thursday morning back Friday So what I need you to do is email me and say YES you ll be there or NO you wo nt Need to know numbers etc Thanks then NAME NAME NAME I ll be wearing a tie NAME If anyone else wants to come but they re not on the list they re welcome to Re NAME s Birthday NAME NAME wrote excuse me I am invited because NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being just wanted to clarify that NAME NAME wrote Hello Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME no subject hello NAME s birthday please be at sorrento s on mon for NUM then we can order during happy hour there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it umm have paid the deposit you all owe me pound NUM please can you bring it on the night thanks love NAME x Re no subject If anyone wants to come and see NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do nt want to It s not only NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre not exactly a laugh a minute but if you want to then just mail me love NAME NAME NAME wrote hello NAME s birthday please be at sorrento s on mon for NUM then we can order during happy hour there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it umm have paid the deposit you all owe me pound NUM please can you bring it on the night thanks love NAME x Re no subject Hi NAME I would like to go as long as someone else is going too NAME NAME wrote If anyone wants to come and see NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do nt want to It s not only NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre not exactly a laugh a minute but if you want to then just mail me love NAME NAME NAME wrote hello NAME s birthday please be at sorrento s on mon for NUM then we can order during happy hour there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it umm have paid the deposit you all owe me pound NUM please can you bring it on the night thanks love NAME x Re no subject I thnk that benand NAME and NAME NAME are wanting to go on Friday love NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I would like to go as long as someone else is going too NAME NAME wrote If anyone wants to come and see NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do nt want to It s not only NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre not exactly a laugh a minute but if you want to then just mail me love NAME NAME NAME wrote hello NAME s birthday please be at sorrento s on mon for NUM then we can order during happy hour there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it umm have paid the deposit you all owe me pound NUM please can you bring it on the night thanks love NAME x NAME Anyone fancy going bowling some time shortly I ve not been this term and would fancy it before leaving for Christmas Might be nice If enough people say yes then feel free to mention this to anyone who would be interested If this looks like never getting off the ground then do nt connect me with it in any way I hate being involved with failures Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe a spirit vastly superior to that of man and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble NAME NAME NAME is dead NAME NAME is dead NAME Re NAME im definately up for a bit of NAME I ll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you ll all look really good at it compared to me Any particular day time NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Anyone fancy going bowling some time shortly I ve not been this term and would fancy it before leaving for Christmas Might be nice If enough people say yes then feel free to mention this to anyone who would be interested If this looks like never getting off the ground then do nt connect me with it in any way I hate being involved with failures Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe a spirit vastly superior to that of man and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble NAME NAME NAME is dead NAME NAME is dead NAME Re NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote im definately up for a bit of NAME I ll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you ll all look really good at it compared to me Any particular day time There s good news and there s bad news NUM I m not overly good at organizing things But I shall still suggest Saturday Evening I may have to phone a few of you check all is well Those of you who have numbers that is Re NAME NAME NAME ca nt come on Saturday evening but hope you have a nice time love NAME NAME NAME wrote CHAR CHAR NAME wrote im definately up for a bit of NAME I ll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you ll all look really good at it compared to me Any particular day time There s good news and there s bad news NUM I m not overly good at organizing things But I shall still suggest Saturday Evening I may have to phone a few of you check all is well Those of you who have numbers that is Re NAME NAME This is silly Just remembered I have to throw a meal for my family Then it s NAME Monday afternoon I dunno NAME As reported I saw NAME today He s certainly looked better He has had to have a suction in pump put on to try and remove the air from outside his lung He is in quite a bit of pain and descirbed it as an interesting sensation and unusual He is in a ward of very old men and I think they thought we were quite funny as they sat and listened to us chat We talked for over an hour yes both of us NAME is quite lonely in the hospital not surprisingly although his parents are in each day They hope he will be out before Christmas but there is not a guartenee He is coping extremely well although we were joking about how he would have to spend a lot of time alone to compensate for all this time with others around I am not good at writing words I am much better at using them whilst speaking Some of you I will phone tomorrow but if any NUM else wants they can call me and I ll speak to you NAME As reported I saw NAME today He s certainly looked better He has had to have a suction in pump put on to try and remove the air from outside his lung He is in quite a bit of pain and descirbed it as an interesting sensation and unusual He is in a ward of very old men and I think they thought we were quite funny as they sat and listened to us chat We talked for over an hour yes both of us NAME is quite lonely in the hospital not surprisingly although his parents are in each day They hope he will be out before Christmas but there is not a guartenee He is coping extremely well although we were joking about how he would have to spend a lot of time alone to compensate for all this time with others around I am not good at writing words I am much better at using them whilst speaking Some of you I will phone tomorrow but if any NUM else wants they can call me and I ll speak to you NAME NAME NAME s in NAME now he s doing OK all things considered and I d say is a better colour now Not that that is a very medical thing to judge on He is going to be in over our Christmas his mum has delayed their family celebrations until he gets home They may have to operate on Thursday But that may be a good thing because he will begin to get better then He would love to be able to have a shower the nurses said they were going to try and work something out His mum is finding it pretty hard but I think that is understandable He is now not feeling so dizzy which has the advnatage that he can read and WORK What is he like I was being myself and the nurse was asking him about whether he drank and I involunatarilly laughed and she asked him what was so funny Quite embarrassing but also funny Anyway I m going to visit him on Wednesday so if you have messages you could send them and I ll print them out and take them or if you want you can fax stuff ermmm NUM NUM NUM NAME so ehh Happy Christmas I think this last week has made me really really glad that there is so much more to Christmas than things As NAME said at the NAME service If Christmas is nt the best news you ve ever heard you ve miss understood it Sorry to those of you who get this twice RIght cheerio for now GOd NAME NAME NAME s in NAME now he s doing OK all things considered and I d say is a better colour now Not that that is a very medical thing to judge on He is going to be in over our Christmas his mum has delayed their family celebrations until he gets home They may have to operate on Thursday But that may be a good thing because he will begin to get better then He would love to be able to have a shower the nurses said they were going to try and work something out His mum is finding it pretty hard but I think that is understandable He is now not feeling so dizzy which has the advnatage that he can read and WORK What is he like I was being myself and the nurse was asking him about whether he drank and I involunatarilly laughed and she asked him what was so funny Quite embarrassing but also funny Anyway I m going to visit him on Wednesday so if you have messages you could send them and I ll print them out and take them or if you want you can fax stuff ermmm NUM NUM NUM NAME so ehh Happy Christmas I think this last week has made me really really glad that there is so much more to Christmas than things As NAME said at the NAME service If Christmas is nt the best news you ve ever heard you ve miss understood it Sorry to those of you who get this twice RIght cheerio for now GOd NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME they opened NAME up and had a look inside today and they found CHICKEN NAME no they found a couple of blisters on his lungs Therefore they stuck something over them so that the other NUM and one that already busted do nt bust again and then they did some roughing up of his lungs so that they stick to his chest wall Basically he feels like he s got flu but is actually much better Well that s what his VERY relieved sounding mother said It should mean that the thing that was attached to NAME which bore a more than a passing resemblance to NAME s waterbottle will not be necessary and NAME will be restored to health No aeroplane flying and no sport though He probably wo nt be back at the start of next term as he will need a little time to recover Pray for his speedy recovery Also pray for his Mum and Dad NAME they have found it very hard particularly Mum I am going to see NAME tomorrow and if he s well enough he will proceed to beat me at Downfall again Never mind If in the unlikely event you send anything to me I will pass it on NAME NAME NAME free to forward this as you wish NAME they opened NAME up and had a look inside today and they found CHICKEN NAME no they found a couple of blisters on his lungs Therefore they stuck something over them so that the other NUM and one that already busted do nt bust again and then they did some roughing up of his lungs so that they stick to his chest wall Basically he feels like he s got flu but is actually much better Well that s what his VERY relieved sounding mother said It should mean that the thing that was attached to NAME which bore a more than a passing resemblance to NAME s waterbottle will not be necessary and NAME will be restored to health No aeroplane flying and no sport though He probably wo nt be back at the start of next term as he will need a little time to recover Pray for his speedy recovery Also pray for his Mum and Dad NAME they have found it very hard particularly Mum I am going to see NAME tomorrow and if he s well enough he will proceed to beat me at Downfall again Never mind If in the unlikely event you send anything to me I will pass it on NAME NAME NAME free to forward this as you wish Chicken iso CHAR KievF F Dear all NAME New Year As most of you know I am no longer in hospital For this reason I am very happy I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful I d like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks Hospital was not fun but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable I am now entering a period of NUM weeks convalescence is nt my life wellplanned before hopefully returning to NAME I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak but every morning I feel a little stronger It is kind of like in the NAME books on the star s island well I m hoping at least some of you will recall very cool and most unusual I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at NAME s a few days ago but have been reliably informed by NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house a little late but never mind I m going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time excellent It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely Well I hope you all have good start to your next term in NAME or wherever NAME bless NAME Re A joke That s undoubtedly the best joke I ve ever heard Well done NAME NAME Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this T was forwarded to me CHAR How many ears has Captain NAME got CHAR A left ear a right ear and a final frontier ho ho ho A joke Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this T was forwarded to me CHAR How many ears has Captain NAME got CHAR A left ear a right ear and a final frontier ho ho ho Meal Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME no subject Just wondering but why NAME and NAME Seems a little weird But hey Re Meal Count me in schmunchkin CHAR Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Fwd Re Meal NAME NAME we ve already established that we ca nt do wednesdays because NAME has college group NAME NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal I ll come if everyone else will NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal and since when was NAME in the group Sx PS thanks again for the NAME playerhope you got it back alright You owe me pound NUM I accept cheques love Sx NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal we ve already established that we ca nt do wednesdays because NAME has college group NAME NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal If it goes ahead I ll be there NAME NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re no subject Because NAME said so and this is her idea NAME because she is going out with NAME and perhaps NAME thinks they ca nt be separated NAME because NAME has nt seen him for a long time and would like to NAME NAME wrote Just wondering but why NAME and NAME Seems a little weird But hey Re Meal Yes I know but this is NAME s idea and Wednesday is the only night she is free and Wednesday is when she wants to have the meal so the meal is on Wednesday NAME wrote we ve already established that we ca nt do wednesdays because NAME has college group NAME NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal NAME NAME wrote Yes I know but this is NAME s idea and Wednesday is the only night she is free and Wednesday is when she wants to have the meal so the meal is on Wednesday NAME wrote we ve already established that we ca nt do wednesdays because NAME has college group NAME NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal That would be lovely thankyou NAME pops NAME wrote Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Re Meal Yes we could also go to NAME NAME Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME meal If NAME is going then I ll go Not because I m her tail but because it is nt fair for us all to go out on a time we know she ca nt make Just making a stand in my small ineffectual way Sx NAME NAME Sx has nothing to do with sex It s just short for NAME and shows my affection In the nonsexual sense Re Meal Hi NAME You would nt think it was this difficult to organise a meal would you I mean I ve had people complaining about the people invited the day suggested Oh dear How are you today I hope you have had a stressfree day NAME NAME NAME wrote Yes we could also go to NAME NAME Dear people NAME has had a very good idea She suggests we go for a meal happy hour on Wednesday meeting in reception at approximately pm Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email Thank you very much NAME Fwd meal NAME about proposed meal Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME Fwd Re NAME about proposed meal Oh dear What do you think NAME What exactly is there to understand I ca nt make it you and NAME are nt bothered enough to move it as I might add I would be if the situation was reversed so have a fantastic evening and enjoy your food Thanks so much sorry to have caused you so much trouble Next time I wo nt bother NAME wrote Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME Re NAME about proposed meal What exactly is there to understand I ca nt make it you and NAME are nt bothered enough to move it as I might add I would be if the situation was reversed so have a fantastic evening and enjoy your food Thanks so much sorry to have caused you so much trouble Next time I wo nt bother NAME wrote Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME Re NAME about proposed meal Grrrrr Nasty NAME I ll let you know what is happening re NAME and I later on today hopefully NAME NAME wrote Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME about proposed meal OK OK I m going Sorry to confuse you thanks for the cheque love NAME NAME wrote Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME Re NAME about proposed meal What on earth are you talking about NAME Why Grrrrr Nasty NAME Explain NAME TS NAME wrote Grrrrr Nasty NAME I ll let you know what is happening re NAME and I later on today hopefully NAME NAME wrote Dear people The meal is on a come if you can make it because this is when it s going to be basis Those of us going NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Those of us who have as yet not responded NAME NAME NAME NAME Those who I do nt understand at all NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME about proposed meal Dear NAME I m going to the presidents formal Sorry NAME Information Dear people Please meet in NAME entrance at ish this evening We are going to NAME s For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this NAME Re Information thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear people Please meet in NAME entrance at ish this evening We are going to NAME s For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this NAME NAME s birthday secret NAME people In NUM weeks time there is a very exciting event taking place it s NAME s birthday party But that s not what I m emailing about the following week on March rd it is NAME s birthday and NAME s of course As he is up for the weekend for NAME s party but wo nt be around for his own I thought it would be really nice if we could throw a little surprise birthday dinner on the Saturday NAME has kindly said we can have it at hers I ve asked NAME if we can have dinner with him but have nt given anything away about it being for his birthday It would be really nice if we could decorate NAME s living room bring cards pressies and generally make it feel like a party I think he ll really appreciate it as it s his st but he ll only get to celebrate with his family otherwise Please let me know if you think this is a good idea if you can come and also if you think anyone else should be invited It will be after NAME NAME and I will voluntarily stay home and miss NAME to NAME Please do nt tell NAME The only problem might be that he suggested that he might want to take us out as he wo nt be having a birthday party so we might end up doing what he wants instead I ll keep you posted lots of love NAME NAME is good All the time A matter of increasing concern Dear NAME NAME and NAME We have not yet given NAME her st birthday present It has been NUM weeks since her birthday When would it be convenient for everyone to do this at some point imminently Also you all owe me money pound NUM Cheques are most acceptable but if you must pay with cash I shall accept that NAME thanks for your text message this morning I am not used to receiving electronic blessings but why not I am writing this email to you all because I have only had about NUM emails in the last few days and they have all been very boring except for one which was very interesting Enjoy the rest of your days I mean today but ever more too as I do nt think that came out quite right NAME PS NAME No NAME you have nt already paid me as you suggested earlier I do nt know if you ve paid NAME you ll have to ask her NAME NAME Good evening It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe NAME NAME withdrawl symptoms I myself included NAME enough of that If you want to watch NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly If you do nt fine Possible times for collective viewing Sunday evening th Tuesday evening th Wednesday evening th Thursday evening st Sunday evening th Please let me know the earliest time convenient A very special hologram Re NAME NAME How about tomorrow evening Sunday also sounds good CHAR Good evening It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe NAME NAME withdrawl symptoms I myself included NAME enough of that If you want to watch NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly If you do nt fine Possible times for collective viewing Sunday evening th Tuesday evening th Wednesday evening th Thursday evening st Sunday evening th Please let me know the earliest time convenient A very special hologram Re NAME NAME Where will you be then huh Tomorrow evening was not on the list therefore it is not possible NUM of us will not be in NAME Sunday then unless NAME or NAME cannot make it I am sure they will let us know soon And who on earth is CHAR anyway NAME NAME wrote How about tomorrow evening Sunday also sounds good CHAR Good evening It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe NAME NAME withdrawl symptoms I myself included NAME enough of that If you want to watch NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly If you do nt fine Possible times for collective viewing Sunday evening th Tuesday evening th Wednesday evening th Thursday evening st Sunday evening th Please let me know the earliest time convenient A very special hologram Re NAME NAME NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME Hope you miserable old bag You think I m not also fed up with malfunctioning video recorders huh huh CHAR SMILEY NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME Speak on sister NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME RHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say do nt take offence at the end Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME I d go with monosyllabic myself And I think it s the English language that s being mutilated rather than NAME s voice box Or perhaps he s gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say do nt take offence at the end Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just because you say do nt take offence at the end I think you need to take a leaf out of your own book NAME Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone of course but it just seems highly silly to me that you are in a mood over the whole NAME NAME thing when as far as I can see you have made very few attempts to organise anything yourself and wo nt even take the initiative to simply book the video room They are your videos after all You should be leading the way Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can well it looks like you have absolutely no desire to watch NAME NAME so why are you getting so worked up about it And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box I like NAME s growlings They amuse me NAME hopefully see you on the bridge ie the Video room on Sunday evening NAME I suggest you book it for pm ie for when CHAR and anyone else who goes get back from church Pray forgive my honesty if it does offend you have a jolly afternoon I have NUM hours of utter boredom NAME attitude I know but it s the truth Have got some dissertation done this mornign wahay bye for now love NAME x NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME oh hope you have a good time at home NAME NAME wrote Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say do nt take offence at the end Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME Thanks NAME That really means a great deal to me I can utilize polysyllabic words too NAME NAME wrote I d go with monosyllabic myself And I think it s the English language that s being mutilated rather than NAME s voice box Or perhaps he s gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say do nt take offence at the end Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME I love the way you sent this to all the girls and NAME Is there something you re not telling us NAME x NAME NAME no straighteners here NAME NAME wrote Sorry to email you all but in desperation I must do so Do any of you have or know anyone who has a hair straightener as I need one for Friday party Thank you all NAME xxx Re NAME No All there is is plain to see NAME NAME Or should I call you NAME NAME wrote I love the way you sent this to all the girls and NAME Is there something you re not telling us NAME x NAME NAME no straighteners here NAME NAME wrote Sorry to email you all but in desperation I must do so Do any of you have or know anyone who has a hair straightener as I need one for Friday party Thank you all NAME xxx Re NAME Dear NAME NAME I wonder why I received this email Could it be an error Somehow I doubt it Who is NAME There is nothing NAME is not telling this I can assure you NAME NAME I think NAME has a hair straightener Failing that try NAME Love NAME NAME NAME wrote No All there is is plain to see NAME NAME Or should I call you NAME NAME wrote I love the way you sent this to all the girls and NAME Is there something you re not telling us NAME x NAME NAME no straighteners here NAME NAME wrote Sorry to email you all but in desperation I must do so Do any of you have or know anyone who has a hair straightener as I need one for Friday party Thank you all NAME xxx NAME Sorry to email you all but in desperation I must do so Do any of you have or know anyone who has a hair straightener as I need one for Friday party Thank you all NAME xxx Dinner invitation Dear All You are invited to dinner at NAME s house on Saturday after SBRabout NUM pm if you re not going to hear the word of the NAME Please dress smartish RSVP for catering purposes See you there lots of love NAME NAME NAME hope you do nt mind me inviting other people to your house NAME is good All the time sat NUM Do nt forget it s to celebrate NAME s st and also we ll be splitting the cost just to warn youany complaints speak to the management lots of love NAME NAME is good All the time Re Dinner invitation I ll be there Looking forward to it Can I urge restraint in financial terms as NUM st birthday parties in NUM weeks has left my bank balance somewhat flailing CHAR Re Dinner invitation Dear NAME I will also be there NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear All You are invited to dinner at NAME s house on Saturday after SBRabout NUM pm if you re not going to hear the word of the NAME Please dress smartish RSVP for catering purposes See you there lots of love NAME NAME NAME hope you do nt mind me inviting other people to your house NAME is good All the time Re Dinner invitation Dearest NAME etc I am very sorry but I ca nt actually make saturday night as I m going away to the speak conference I think I hope you have a jolly time any way although I do appreciate it ll be hard to without me lots of love NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear All You are invited to dinner at NAME s house on Saturday after SBRabout NUM pm if you re not going to hear the word of the NAME Please dress smartish RSVP for catering purposes See you there lots of love NAME NAME NAME hope you do nt mind me inviting other people to your house NAME is good All the time Re chat You freaks NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME Fine my room it is I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat Do nt be late NAME NAME NAME wrote Your room Make sure you have food ready CHAR NUM is perfect Venue NAME NAME NAME wrote How about meeting after dinner at about NUM NUM CHAR proper NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME guys and gals Thank you all so much for coming for dinner last night and thank you especially to NAME for having us all at her house and doing most of the cooking thanks to NAME too I hope you all had a good time Because of the absence of money in my bank account I need a contribution for the meal from you all though not from NAME as it was his birthday of pound NUM I hope that s NAME with you all NAME or cheques to CHAR NAME NAME NAME s College asapthanks lots of love NAME ps hello from NAME who is in the computer room at this late hour with NAME NAME is good All the time A long time ago in a galaxy far far away STAR WARS Hi people just to let you know if you have nt heard already that you are all invited to NAME CHAR on Thursday night for a NAME Wars fest There s quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa and we have lots of cushions We ll probably start at NUM and go for NUM films nominations please Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat There s quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts yummy and mountains of popcorn yes NAME you have to eat it The proper movie experience Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream And if anyone wants to bring the pop we could even do coke floats How exciting SMILEY NAME have a fab and productive week see you soon love NAME CHAR Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away NAME NAME dah dah dah NAME da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dahhhhhhhh Shall I bring my videos per chance Cosy up oh I do hope NAME will be there What time do you have to come up to qualify for pizza toasts Also do we eat them with our fingers or shall we use the forks SMILEY CHAR STAR WARS Hi people just to let you know if you have nt heard already that you are all invited to NAME CHAR on Thursday night for a NAME Wars fest There s quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa and we have lots of cushions We ll probably start at NUM and go for NUM films nominations please Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat There s quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts yummy and mountains of popcorn yes NAME you have to eat it The proper movie experience Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream And if anyone wants to bring the pop we could even do coke floats How exciting SMILEY NAME have a fab and productive week see you soon love NAME x the deal OK people Here s a final ish update Meet NUM NUM in NAME s reception or NUM NUM at the Rajpooth Claypath opposite NAME church do nt worry if you re a bit late NAME Smart Casual To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing here s what I am planning to wear White shirt NAME s NAME jumper Officer s Club NAME trousers NAME s NAME socks MS Blue underwear MS NAME shoes some random shop in NAME You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined If I ve forgotten any vital details please let me know NAME for being YOU SMILEY CHAR Re the deal Does that mean no ties NAME NAME wrote OK people Here s a final ish update Meet NUM NUM in NAME s reception or NUM NUM at the Rajpooth Claypath opposite NAME church do nt worry if you re a bit late NAME Smart Casual To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing here s what I am planning to wear White shirt NAME s NAME jumper Officer s Club NAME trousers NAME s NAME socks MS Blue underwear MS NAME shoes some random shop in NAME You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined If I ve forgotten any vital details please let me know NAME for being YOU SMILEY CHAR Last night in a galaxy far far away NAME Thanks very much for last night it was great and an eyeopening revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick although I still do nt understand what he likes about NAME Perhaps I never will There are some things people just were nt meant to know I look forward to having all my questions answered in the final episode sometime Hope you all are having a very good day NAME Fwd SJJCR NAME NAME how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM PM PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME Re Fwd SJJCR NAME NAME I will go if we all decide to go and that s saying something NAME wrote how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM PM PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME Re Fwd SJJCR NAME NAME yep sounds good to me Will someone who s not going to NAME on Sunday evening please sign us all up NAME chuckyeggs NAME NAME wrote how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM PM PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME NAME is good All the time Re Fwd SJJCR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM PM PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re SJJCR NAME NAME A party Absolutely sign me up CHAR how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM NAME PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME Re the deal Yes young sir You do not have to wear a tie CHAR Does that mean no ties NAME NAME wrote OK people Here s a final ish update Meet NUM NUM in NAME s reception or NUM NUM at the Rajpooth Claypath opposite NAME church do nt worry if you re a bit late NAME Smart Casual To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing here s what I am planning to wear White shirt NAME s NAME jumper Officer s Club NAME trousers NAME s NAME socks MS Blue underwear MS NAME shoes some random shop in NAME You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined If I ve forgotten any vital details please let me know NAME for being YOU SMILEY CHAR Re SJJCR NAME NAME sorry guys ca nt go now it s the choir concert that evening But I ll be joining you for the bop NAME NAME NAME wrote A party Absolutely sign me up CHAR how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM NAME PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME NAME is good All the time Re Fwd SJJCR NAME NAME Dear all I am sorry but I do nt think I ll be able to go as I m supposed to be doing searching issues love NAME NAME wrote I will go if we all decide to go and that s saying something NAME wrote how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME x Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM NAME PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Hello again Sorry to confuse things there s been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night How does that suit everybody NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM I am up for either evening NAME lemme know CHAR Hello again Sorry to confuse things there s been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night How does that suit everybody NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM thursday NAME wrote Hello again Sorry to confuse things there s been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night How does that suit everybody NAME x NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Thursday is equally suitable NAME NAME wrote Hello again Sorry to confuse things there s been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night How does that suit everybody NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM heh heh heh NAME is full of surprises SMILEY and chocolate cake too I would think NAME Study goodies I knew I d chosen the right one NAME and I were plotting our joint st party we re having jelly and icecream and the chocolate game although someone has to keep NAME under control she is really violent at that game we do nt want her to make NAME cry love NAME x NAME have nt you eaten enough choc cake by now the NAME NUM on NAME night was ab yummy tooo I got the rd degree from my flat when I got home on sun who are you where have you been where s NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME Nothing really nothing you have nt figured out for yourself already anyway I was just very amused by what NAME said Thursday cool I ll prob just do a whole lot of jacket potatoes and chilli or something enough to feed everyone NAME NAME wrote I m confused Just what exactly is wrong with NAME NAME I might come for dinner difficult decisions okay I ll come What time NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on Thurs NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM I m confused Just what exactly is wrong with NAME NAME I might come for dinner difficult decisions okay I ll come What time NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote Hey everyone We had a great time on Thursday If you enjoyed your revelation into the world of NAME Wars what makes NAME tick NAME s words not mine you will be glad to know that the NAME Wars Party part NAME will be happening on Friday Is this a good time We will be starting at pm and you re all welcome to come for dinner again at NUM but please let me know in advance and turn up on time Love NAME x Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME You ve eaten all that chocolate cake Shocking to use a favourite expression SMILEY Love NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote makes NAME time time Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM NAME I have to say I love your page source tip excellent I ve surprised a couple of people already love from the stalker NAME wrote Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote Hello Friday is fine I will probaly arrive at about NUM pm Do you need more ice cream NAME NAME wrote makes NAME time time Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM Dear NAME I m glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information It is indeed a very entertaining occupation Thanks for the crystals text as I said to you when you surprised me again they grew And they were yellow And very very lovely Enjoy your day NAME NAME wrote NAME I have to say I love your page source tip excellent I ve surprised a couple of people already love from the stalker NAME wrote Dear NAME We all want answers do nt we Sometimes it s nice to have questions too though You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group You do not although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight By the way if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left I hope you are satisfied my lord NAME NAME NAME wrote WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE WHY DID NT I GET ANY ANSWERS I WANT ANSWERS CHAR NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff NAME bought it Maybe I ll get it this week NAME ice cream Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys we re still drinking it I think Are you sure you do nt want any dinner on NAME NAME After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night CHAR Also we want to give you plenty of time to be warned about NAME If you re busy that s fine you re welcome up anytime Love NAME x NAME wrote makes NAME time time Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM I m glad you re in love with your crystals NAME so reassuring are nt they not sure I like yellow though have a great day say that with a canadian accent love NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME I m glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information It is indeed a very entertaining occupation Thanks for the crystals text as I said to you when you surprised me again they grew And they were yellow And very very lovely Enjoy your day NAME NAME wrote NAME I have to say I love your page source tip excellent I ve surprised a couple of people already love from the stalker NAME wrote Re A long time ago in a galaxy far far away part NUM I m not sure if it s sensible to be reassured by crystals Although I can understand being comforted by the constancy of their growth their expansion in cold circumstances their beautiful pale sparkling forms need I go on Have a great day too Again Canadian accent obligatory for maximum amusement value NAME NAME wrote I m glad you re in love with your crystals NAME so reassuring are nt they not sure I like yellow though have a great day say that with a canadian accent love NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME I m glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information It is indeed a very entertaining occupation Thanks for the crystals text as I said to you when you surprised me again they grew And they were yellow And very very lovely Enjoy your day NAME NAME wrote NAME I have to say I love your page source tip excellent I ve surprised a couple of people already love from the stalker NAME wrote Birthday Party Hello All Just to say that you are invited to my st Birthday Party next Friday in NAME NAME s Details are on the attached invitation I have paper invites but may not get round with them all before next week NAME NAME has kindly agreed to play some jazzy tunes to entertain us all and it would be great if some people wanted to sing along with him and perform a couple of songs if you would like to sing anything jazzy bluesy souly pop cheesy from a show then please let me know and I ll ask him if he can play it If you want I play something yourself that would be great too Hope you can come lots of love NAME Re Birthday Invitation Dear NAME Thank you for your invitation I will be able to attend NAME NAME formal Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal NAME and I would be honoured by your presence Miss NAME Would nt we NAME I think they re doing drinks yes NUM NUM I would have asked NAME to escort me but I did nt want to make the other boys jealous Later NAME Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal NAME Is NAME not coming now His name is on the list NAME x NAME NAME sorry about NAME he s so cheeky is nt he Hope you had a good day SMILEY NAME NAME wrote NAME and I would be honoured by your presence Miss NAME Would nt we NAME I think they re doing drinks yes NUM NUM I would have asked NAME to escort me but I did nt want to make the other boys jealous Later NAME Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal Hey NAME you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a date for NAME night and it s not me I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat not NAME needed cheering up so I have invited her to the formal NAME NAME s not coming NAME that s okay SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she d fight them all off so NAME had better watch out Do nt be scared SMILEY It ll be good practice for next year love from Disappointed of NAME PS you know I would have loved going with the NUM of you otherwise SMILEY NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal Now you can have NAME all to yourself NAME wrote Hey NAME you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a date for NAME night and it s not me I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat not NAME needed cheering up so I have invited her to the formal NAME NAME s not coming NAME that s okay SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she d fight them all off so NAME had better watch out Do nt be scared SMILEY It ll be good practice for next year love from Disappointed of NAME PS you know I would have loved going with the NUM of you otherwise SMILEY NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal Hope you cheeky monkey Now you can have NAME all to yourself NAME wrote Hey NAME you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a date for NAME night and it s not me I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat not NAME needed cheering up so I have invited her to the formal NAME NAME s not coming NAME that s okay SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she d fight them all off so NAME had better watch out Do nt be scared SMILEY It ll be good practice for next year love from Disappointed of NAME PS you know I would have loved going with the NUM of you otherwise SMILEY NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal How delightful NAME NAME wrote Now you can have NAME all to yourself NAME wrote Hey NAME you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a date for NAME night and it s not me I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat not NAME needed cheering up so I have invited her to the formal NAME NAME s not coming NAME that s okay SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she d fight them all off so NAME had better watch out Do nt be scared SMILEY It ll be good practice for next year love from Disappointed of NAME PS you know I would have loved going with the NUM of you otherwise SMILEY NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal I take it all back NAME NAME wrote Now you can have NAME all to yourself NAME wrote Hey NAME you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a date for NAME night and it s not me I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat not NAME needed cheering up so I have invited her to the formal NAME NAME s not coming NAME that s okay SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she d fight them all off so NAME had better watch out Do nt be scared SMILEY It ll be good practice for next year love from Disappointed of NAME PS you know I would have loved going with the NUM of you otherwise SMILEY NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with NAME and myself NAME s not going We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for NUM reason or another That would be lovely Is nt NAME NAME going too NAME NAME wrote Hey guys hope you re all okay and enjoying the sunshine SMILEY just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on NAME None of my year seem to be going except new NAME members like myself Are they doing drinks in the NAME beforehand as well NAME NAME CHAR NAME I might have asked NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous SMILEY Re NAME formal Everything I know when I m beaten I have been outwitted by NAME NAME I will behave myself and give up on this matchmaking nonsense save it for the flat SMILEY NAME x NAME NAME wrote You take what all back I take it all back NAME NAME wrote Now you can have NAME all to yourself NAME wrote Re NAME formal I quote as I often do I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous D I am curious does NAME not come under the category of girls NAME Re NAME formal of course she does I thought NAME was coming to the formal so I mentioned her specifically and any other girls that we might be talking about NAME x NAME wrote I quote as I often do I did nt want to make NAME and the other girls jealous D I am curious does NAME not come under the category of girls NAME My Birthday Hello As you all know it was my birthday over the holidays My parents have kindly offered to take my friends out for a meal OK they are not going to come but they are going to pay I would like you all to come I think that Thursday would be good th April at pm at NAME s reception I will sort the resturant and stuff PLEASE WILL YOU REPLY There are NUM options NUM That date and time are great NUM I ca nt do that time or day NUM I do nt want to come ever please be honest it s far more helpful I m going to wear black trousers black smart shoes a purple shirt and underwear etc Thanks very much hope to see you all on Thursday Love NAME Hello As you all know it was my birthday over the holidays My parents have kindly offered to take my friends out for a meal OK they are not going to come but they are going to pay I would like you all to come I think that Thursday would be good th April at pm at NAME s reception I will sort the resturant and stuff PLEASE WILL YOU REPLY There are NUM options NUM That date and time are great NUM I ca nt do that time or day NUM I do nt want to come ever please be honest it s far more helpful I m going to wear black trousers black smart shoes a purple shirt and underwear etc Thanks very much hope to see you all on Thursday Love NAME Re My Birthday Dear NAME NUM That date and time are great NAME NAME Boys Do you want to join with NAME and me to get NAME a birthday present Any ideas CHAR Set the stage light the lights Ladies and Gentlemen NAME and NAME We ve already had the CU CHAR List of of birthday celebrations Your Medlocks NAME and even to a lesser extent your NAME I think SO now it s time for the Clist equivalents to make arrangements as well It s my birthday on Saturday And as most of you are my frineds or acquaintances I thought it d be nice to have a light meal with you I decided to mail a lot of you as hopefully enough people can respond to make a halfdecent show of it Perhaps we can go to the NAME NAME or something like that As I d hate to seperate anyone from their loved NUM on my account I d love to extend this invitation to your other halves if you have any And if you think they are suitable to be brought into a social atmosphere Also I need reminding how lonely I am and what I am missing out on by not using certain brands of aftershave I m not bitter oh no I m happy and it would be nice if you were too So if we could all get together be happy forget about work and enjoy the fact that NAME has given us each others company under the excuse of celebrating my st it d be lovely I have undoubtedly missed NUM or NUM people of this list Certainly some of my fell group whose emails I have not got Feel free to pass this on to suitable individuals I remain as always sincerely yours NAME NAME brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves And the momeraths outgrabe Re Set the stage light the lights Hi NAME That sounds great I will be able to come Will it be after NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Ladies and Gentlemen NAME and NAME We ve already had the CU CHAR List of of birthday celebrations Your Medlocks NAME and even to a lesser extent your NAME I think SO now it s time for the Clist equivalents to make arrangements as well It s my birthday on Saturday And as most of you are my frineds or acquaintances I thought it d be nice to have a light meal with you I decided to mail a lot of you as hopefully enough people can respond to make a halfdecent show of it Perhaps we can go to the NAME NAME or something like that As I d hate to seperate anyone from their loved NUM on my account I d love to extend this invitation to your other halves if you have any And if you think they are suitable to be brought into a social atmosphere Also I need reminding how lonely I am and what I am missing out on by not using certain brands of aftershave I m not bitter oh no I m happy and it would be nice if you were too So if we could all get together be happy forget about work and enjoy the fact that NAME has given us each others company under the excuse of celebrating my st it d be lovely I have undoubtedly missed NUM or NUM people of this list Certainly some of my fell group whose emails I have not got Feel free to pass this on to suitable individuals I remain as always sincerely yours NAME NAME brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves And the momeraths outgrabe Re NAME NAME Yes I very much would like to do that I have been puzzling and have not yet formed any ideas of gifts We will need to discover something NAME NAME NAME wrote Boys Do you want to join with NAME and me to get NAME a birthday present Any ideas CHAR NAME Hi NAME My third email in a very short space of time Do you and NAME and NAME and me want to get NAME something too while we re in the multiplepeople giftbuying scheme thing See you later NAME NAME NAME and I got NUM texts from NAME yesterday quite amazing and yes she is paranoid Re NAME Yeah almost certainly CHAR Hi NAME My third email in a very short space of time Do you and NAME and NAME and me want to get NAME something too while we re in the multiplepeople giftbuying scheme thing See you later NAME NAME NAME and I got NUM texts from NAME yesterday quite amazing and yes she is paranoid Saturday NAME s st Specifics The NAME pooth seemed to work quite well for NAME s do so I see no reason why the same ca nt happen for me Can I suggest that we go after NAME If I ll see if I can make a booking for around NUM Someone more obsessed with their looks than I enquired as to the dress code There is nt one Turn up in a suit if you want or as casual as you like There s very little you could wear that would offend me unless it is actually very little NAME Hope you can make it NAME Re Saturday NAME s st NAME good NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME The NAME pooth seemed to work quite well for NAME s do so I see no reason why the same ca nt happen for me Can I suggest that we go after NAME If I ll see if I can make a booking for around NUM Someone more obsessed with their looks than I enquired as to the dress code There is nt one Turn up in a suit if you want or as casual as you like There s very little you could wear that would offend me unless it is actually very little NAME Hope you can make it NAME NAME s party Dear everyone Just thought I d email and say that NAME and I are going to send a card to NAME s parents and would it be okay if we signed your names Thanks NAME NAME Does anyone know how to import an address book Apparently mine is somewhere on my hard drive but I ca nt find it NAME x Could someone please forward this to NAME and anyone else I ve forgotten if they have her address I do nt know how to spell her surname so I could nt look it up PARTY Hey everyone Come and eat pancakes and icecream in NAME CHAR on Saturday evening Why you ask To help celebrate NUM fantastic birthdays NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME are NUM and NAME is NUM WHERE AND WHEN NUM NAME Saturday th May NAME CHAR NAME and NAME s flat NAME It would be great if everyone could bring something yummy to have with icecream and pancakes I m thinking wafers chocolate drops chocolate biscuits flakes anything chocolate sprinkles sauce etc Drinks also appreciated Also if anyone wants to bring jelly this would also be fab See you all there Please feel free to invite anyone we ve missed NAME s birthday NAME and NAME Shall we buy NAME CHAR a joint birthday present CHAR Re NAME s birthday NAME That s a wonderful idea I am totally up for it It s on Sunday is nt it Anyone got any ideas for a present NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME and NAME Shall we buy NAME CHAR a joint birthday present CHAR Fwd Fwd Mice Re Attack of the Clones NAME I do nt think we need to make it a big thing I ll ask NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME knows about it I ve told NAME When we book do we have to pay CHAR NAME I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to NAME and I entered There are still free spaces for the Thursday at pm showing However since it s student night we are advised to book at least NUM days in advance By my calculations that means Monday Therefore would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite Alternatively tell me who you want to invite and I ll email them Hope you had a good morning and you understand life NAME STAR WARS Guys If any of you are interested in watching NAME Wars NAME NUM on THURSDAY EVENING NUM NUM then you need to go down and buy your tickets before TUESDAY as they are likely to be sold out if you leave it much later Please tell anyone else who might want to come that night the more the merrier May the force be with you blah blah blah NAME Re NAME The crisp navy whites The sharp black uniform The clear bluegreen eyes Need I say more CHAR NAME I am perfectly well aware that NAME fancies him and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating I was merely wondering supreme high chancellor if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy So please your honour do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer Also since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves NAME NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find NAME attractive when clearly her heart belongs to another NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME Probably yes but I ll take your word for it NAME as ever NAME NAME NAME wrote The crisp navy whites The sharp black uniform The clear bluegreen eyes Need I say more CHAR NAME I am perfectly well aware that NAME fancies him and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating I was merely wondering supreme high chancellor if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy So please your honour do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer Also since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves NAME NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find NAME attractive when clearly her heart belongs to another NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote foreteller of a Re NAME To both of you I do fancy NAME NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I find it difficult to believe why anyone would without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED I also do nt spend enough time with NAME to be able to fancy him perhaps his mirror would have that privilege NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Fwd Re NAME Just to clarify that you do nt spend any time with NAME NAME and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy NAME To both of you I do fancy NAME NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I find it difficult to believe why anyone would without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED I also do nt spend enough time with NAME to be able to fancy him perhaps his mirror would have that privilege NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE NAME NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I am perfectly well aware that NAME fancies him and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating I was merely wondering supreme high chancellor if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy So please your honour do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer Also since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves NAME NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find NAME attractive when clearly her heart belongs to another NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME Maybe this will help CHAR deluded NUM WEBSITE And in case that does nt help there s plenty more where that came from WEBSITE NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME I am perfectly well aware that NAME fancies him and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating I was merely wondering supreme high chancellor if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy So please your honour do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer Also since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves NAME NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find NAME attractive when clearly her heart belongs to another NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re NAME NAME wrote Thank you NAME NAME You re very welcome NAME NUM NUM NAME yes sorry I was checking my emails in the NAME Flat and NAME spotted her name nothing I could do honest guv Is NAME still alive I fancy NAME NAME as well if that helps at all but apparently I fancy everyone Some pointers NAME clean cut American lad NAME hair NAME clothes Not too tall SMILEY Talks lots this is a good thing Ed NAME NAME NAME NAME actually on second thoughts I do nt really fancy him But I do fancy NAME from NAME NAME on the NAME Wing if NAME lets me or better yet NAME NAME NAME on NAME NAME yumm and NAME NAME NAME NAME when younger NAME NAME and NAME NAME ditto etc etc NAME this helps NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME you re both not too disappointed that NAME does nt fancy you Maybe she ll go for the tshirt option too SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions hehe NAME NAME wrote To both of you I do fancy NAME NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I find it difficult to believe why anyone would without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED I also do nt spend enough time with NAME to be able to fancy him perhaps his mirror would have that privilege NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding Re NAME Dear NAME You re very welcome NAME NUM NUM What do you mean by NUM NUM NAME yes sorry I was checking my emails in the NAME Flat and NAME spotted her name nothing I could do honest guv Is NAME still alive I do nt know if NAME is alive I hope and assume he is I take it NAME was with you when you wrote this reply Some pointers NAME clean cut American lad NAME hair NAME clothes Not too tall SMILEY Talks lots this is a good thing Ed NAME NAME smile How disturbingly superficial NAME this helps NAME Not really but thanks anyway SMILEY NAME NAME you re both not too disappointed that NAME does nt fancy you Maybe she ll go for the tshirt option too SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions hehe I ca nt speak for NAME but I am certainly not disappointed that NAME does nt fancy me And regardless of whether or not she finds power attractive I certainly do nt find people who are attracted by it attractive Quite the reverse in fact With friendly good wishes NAME SMILEY Re Fwd Re NAME NAME whatever the case I do not have never and never will fancy NAME This should clear everything up NAME wrote Just to clarify that you do nt spend any time with NAME NAME and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy NAME To both of you I do fancy NAME NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I find it difficult to believe why anyone would without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED I also do nt spend enough time with NAME to be able to fancy him perhaps his mirror would have that privilege NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote NAME CHAR One who prognosticates a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs WEBSITE Re Fwd Re NAME I think you re perhaps being a bit hasty Miss NAME Many a girl has made such claims in the past and has yet succumbed to the inevitable NAME whatever the case I do not have never and never will fancy NAME This should clear everything up NAME wrote Just to clarify that you do nt spend any time with NAME NAME and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy NAME To both of you I do fancy NAME NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I do not and have never fancied NAME I find it difficult to believe why anyone would without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED I also do nt spend enough time with NAME to be able to fancy him perhaps his mirror would have that privilege NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM NAME this clears up the matter NAME Thank you NAME for your exquisite research skills NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher So someone who goes by the axiom the present is the key to the future Not to be confused with the much more widely known the present is the key to the past Nor the virtually unknown the present is the key Hope you both have a good day NAME I do not understand NAME s fascination for NAME NAME in last night s film would someone care to explain NAME you said you understood her feelings and NAME you re female both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding NAME NAME wrote foreteller of a Re NAME With friendly wishes yourself NAME Please tell me you realised I was being ironic and deliberately superficial Are you okay CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME You re very welcome NAME NUM NUM What do you mean by NUM NUM NAME yes sorry I was checking my emails in the NAME Flat and NAME spotted her name nothing I could do honest guv Is NAME still alive I do nt know if NAME is alive I hope and assume he is I take it NAME was with you when you wrote this reply Some pointers NAME clean cut American lad NAME hair NAME clothes Not too tall SMILEY Talks lots this is a good thing Ed NAME NAME smile How disturbingly superficial NAME this helps NAME Not really but thanks anyway SMILEY NAME NAME you re both not too disappointed that NAME does nt fancy you Maybe she ll go for the tshirt option too SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions hehe I ca nt speak for NAME but I am certainly not disappointed that NAME does nt fancy me And regardless of whether or not she finds power attractive I certainly do nt find people who are attracted by it attractive Quite the reverse in fact With friendly good wishes NAME SMILEY Re STAR WARS Yes I ve bought my ticket NAME Is NAME Wars still on for Thursday now that NAME ca nt come NAME Re NAME Hello No I did not realise you were being deliberately superficial I assumed you were like NAME Yes I m fine thanks NAME NAME wrote With friendly wishes yourself NAME Please tell me you realised I was being ironic and deliberately superficial Are you okay CHAR CHAR Re STAR WARS NAME Is NAME Wars still on for Thursday now that NAME ca nt come NAME Re NAME Heard you did nt sleep that well last night nor did CHAR actually hope you ve had a better sleep Your last email sounded kinda cranky that s why I just wanted to check everything was going ok just bored with work Cool to see you and NAME last night I had fun See you soon NAME NAME wrote Hello No I did not realise you were being deliberately superficial I assumed you were like NAME Yes I m fine thanks NAME NAME wrote With friendly wishes yourself NAME Please tell me you realised I was being ironic and deliberately superficial Are you okay CHAR CHAR SW Boys and girls Here is a quite amusing review WEBSITE SW again And now for the more Todian view WEBSITE Re SW again This one I definitely prefer NAME NAME wrote And now for the more Todian view WEBSITE Re SW again For a whole range of reviews for you SWobsessed people WEBSITE Rotten Tomatoes is always the place to go for movie reviews NAME x NAME I ca nt believe Empire gave it NUM stars CHAR like Empire will CHAR ever be able to trust its reviews again NAME NAME NAME seems to be a hit tho NAME wrote This one I definitely prefer NAME NAME wrote And now for the more Todian view WEBSITE Yearbook Entry Questionnaire Return Yearbook Entry Questionnaire Return My old NAME here is something you might want to look at Tell me what you think Love NAME Dear NAME Just saw this letter in Evangelicals Now by NAME NAME a geologist who was a university lecturer I think now is a pastor He is a good guy who once was quite vocal on these issues in press and I guess now is again In case you missed it NAME and I thought it might be of some interest it is a nicely balanced piece of writing Hoping that all is progressing well with exams and praying for some breakthrough over funding opportunities All best wishes NAME Origins challenge Re NAME and NAME NAME So this guy is defending traditional geology against youngearthism Well I do nt see any problem with his arguments although I would question how much NAME literature he s actually read because he skirts over a discussion of any details However he makes the point that if one holds the view that the present is the key to the past then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years And it would appear that this is indeed so although it is of course an unscientific view in the literal sense because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands millions of years ago Well you might say that we can observe it because we can study the rocks that date from that era but that is clearly a circular argument Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth as I do nt see a particularly convicing argument either way but I would like to make a couple of amateurish points presumably NAME must have started everything off at some point and since we do nt really know what state he started it off in I do nt see how we can make valid assumptions about for instance how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with necessary for radiometric dating the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin It shows gaps between species and hardly any transitional forms for example there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primatehuman discovered in the fossil record This suggest that if evolution did happen things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution because by definition things ca nt happen quickly I only make these NUM points because they relate to the geological record and the age of the earth there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory but that is for another day NAME Re The point the guy was making as far as I could see was not about evolution but rather the age of the Earth Secondly just because assumptions are made this does nt necessarily mean that they are wrong With regards to radiometric dating assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay and when not trapped in rocks are very easily lost I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work How can I say this If you use different techniques ie different isotope ratios you will still arrive at roughly the same age within the bounds of error for each technique Usually within a few millions of years True it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago and NAME The present is the key to the past really does nt apply to the formation of the Earth Many people argue that the until NAME NAME the processes ie plate tectonics would have been much different For example the earth is the only terrestrial planet to have what we call continental crust that is a light bouyant crust If you look at NAME which is still slightly active although compared to Earth pretty much tectonically dead the crustal rocks are very different to our continents but similar to our oceans the rock is basalt The same is found on the moon Questions being investigated include things like this ie can we use the crusts of the other terrestrial planets as analoges for the early earth Science does not have all the answers but the same can be said about the bible NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation and I love doing that And you guys are great to discuss this with Love NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME and NAME NAME So this guy is defending traditional geology against youngearthism Well I do nt see any problem with his arguments although I would question how much NAME literature he s actually read because he skirts over a discussion of any details However he makes the point that if one holds the view that the present is the key to the past then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years And it would appear that this is indeed so although it is of course an unscientific view in the literal sense because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands millions of years ago Well you might say that we can observe it because we can study the rocks that date from that era but that is clearly a circular argument Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth as I do nt see a particularly convicing argument either way but I would like to make a couple of amateurish points presumably NAME must have started everything off at some point and since we do nt really know what state he started it off in I do nt see how we can make valid assumptions about for instance how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with necessary for radiometric dating the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin It shows gaps between species and hardly any transitional forms for example there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primatehuman discovered in the fossil record This suggest that if evolution did happen things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution because by definition things ca nt happen quickly I only make these NUM points because they relate to the geological record and the age of the earth there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory but that is for another day NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re The point the guy was making as far as I could see was not about evolution but rather the age of the Earth True but the NUM are surely related If the theory of evolution so central to Geological studies does not fit with the fossil record then this will probably affect age of the Earth theories Secondly just because assumptions are made this does nt necessarily mean that they are wrong But I am not arguing that the assumptions are wrong just that they MAYBE wrong With regards to radiometric dating assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay and when not trapped in rocks are very easily lost I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work How can I say this If you use different techniques ie different isotope ratios you will still arrive at roughly the same age within the bounds of error for each technique Usually within a few millions of years I agree that there are some good reasons to suppose that radiometric dating may give us clues about the age of rocks but do nt forget that it is still founded on unprovable assumptions and thus for a scientist must be held to in a necessarily hypothetical manner True it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago and NAME The present is the key to the past really does nt apply to the formation of the Earth Without NAME all assumptions about natural earth formation are vague and sketchy at best and completely misguided at worst Science does not have all the answers but the same can be said about the bible NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation and I love doing that Agreed NAME Re To be fair I have nt given your email a proper line by line read but NUM I have read young earth literature and mush of it is unscientific and can be easily dismissed with basic geology NUM NAME has nothing to do with the age of the earth They are not really realted Why do you think they are so linked Lets talk about the age of the Earth not evolution although I can argue for that too if you like NUM your formatting goes a bit weird when you send me this eamil I ll read it properly and get back to you Take care NAME I look forward to seeing you tomorrow NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME and NAME I hope NAME does nt mind all these emails Well interesting emails Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Okay I do nt really like arguing about evolution etc from a nonbiblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way but just this once NUM I would tend to say he is attacking NAME rather than defending traditional geology etc Look at the language he uses The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with NAME insists that the cosmos is only NUM thousand years old This is not the language of an objective critique of NAME as I surely do not need to point out NUM The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before NAME is of no relevance whatsoever NUM Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time In my opinion it does this rather badly Now you attack NAME and ask for an alternative model As NAME mentioned it would be advisable to read some NAME literature However regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity NUM Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design pointing out the existence of irreducible complexity and so on Why could nt NAME have used blind chance As I see it we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slowmoving geological and evolutionary processes Why stop there Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the god so to speak seems rather curious NUM Within geology these NUM concepts are universally held I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them NAME some NAME literature Also NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing Hope you re all well and having a good weekend Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME wrote Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Amen That s all I want to say right now NAME have lots to do and you all know what I think about the evolution creation debate anyway your emails have made interesting reading though love NAME x NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME and NAME I hope NAME does nt mind all these emails Well interesting emails Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Okay I do nt really like arguing about evolution etc from a nonbiblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way but just this once NUM I would tend to say he is attacking NAME rather than defending traditional geology etc Look at the language he uses The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with NAME insists that the cosmos is only NUM thousand years old This is not the language of an objective critique of NAME as I surely do not need to point out NUM The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before NAME is of no relevance whatsoever NUM Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time In my opinion it does this rather badly Now you attack NAME and ask for an alternative model As NAME mentioned it would be advisable to read some NAME literature However regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity NUM Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design pointing out the existence of irreducible complexity and so on Why could nt NAME have used blind chance As I see it we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slowmoving geological and evolutionary processes Why stop there Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the god so to speak seems rather curious NUM Within geology these NUM concepts are universally held I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them NAME some NAME literature Also NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing Hope you re all well and having a good weekend Love NAME Re Dear all NAME wrote Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Though undoubtedly true in some sense this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement For example in order to work my computer I need electricity and so I might ask where I can get it from In this case the NAME does not have the answer I need ie from the socket in the wall Indeed the NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is and how one might go about generating it Furthermore the NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the NAME desert a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position My point here is to say that in a very real sense the NAME does NOT have all the answers we need perhaps that is why we have brains to work out the rest I look forward to your response NAME Re You know all this but I ll say it anyway NAME was referring to spiritual life answers lets face facts NAME as much as you love computers they do nt provide the answer to salvation or make you right with NAME now do they Nor does knowing how to get water from a cactus I therefore hold to the original statement that the NAME does hold the answers to what we really NEED ie the revelation that NAME is our saviour we can obtain forgiveness through him and learn more of NAME as a result of the whole process etc We may still have big questions but essentially what we need to know NAME reveals to us through his word and any more is revealed through the working of his spirit in us We may not always see or find the answers but NAME does have them And yes NAME has given us brains to work out the practicalities of life see y all soon love NAME x NAME NAME wrote Dear all NAME wrote Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Though undoubtedly true in some sense this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement For example in order to work my computer I need electricity and so I might ask where I can get it from In this case the NAME does not have the answer I need ie from the socket in the wall Indeed the NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is and how one might go about generating it Furthermore the NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the NAME desert a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position My point here is to say that in a very real sense the NAME does NOT have all the answers we need perhaps that is why we have brains to work out the rest I look forward to your response NAME Re Dear NAME NAME and NAME I hope NAME does nt mind all these emails Well interesting emails Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and NAME has all the answers does anyone disagree Okay I do nt really like arguing about evolution etc from a nonbiblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way but just this once NUM I would tend to say he is attacking NAME rather than defending traditional geology etc Look at the language he uses The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with NAME insists that the cosmos is only NUM thousand years old This is not the language of an objective critique of NAME as I surely do not need to point out NUM The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before NAME is of no relevance whatsoever NUM Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time In my opinion it does this rather badly Now you attack NAME and ask for an alternative model As NAME mentioned it would be advisable to read some NAME literature However regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity NUM Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design pointing out the existence of irreducible complexity and so on Why could nt NAME have used blind chance As I see it we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slowmoving geological and evolutionary processes Why stop there Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the god so to speak seems rather curious NUM Within geology these NUM concepts are universally held I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them NAME some NAME literature Also NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one 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day s best for people Hope you re all well enjoying NAME summerness love NAME This email account expires st Oct New address EMAIL Hi NAME It seems from emails talking to you that Friday is better for you all so Friday it is which works out quite well NAME it s better for me too If you want to come round about ish for ish that would be grand NAME CHAR flat Looking forward to seeing you NAME bless love NAME Hi NAME I ve mentioned to a few of you if you would like to come over to dinner sometime I was wondering if you could let me know if you were free on this Thu or Friday whichever is best for you I ll email you back with the day when I ve got a rough idea of which day s best for people Hope you re all well amp enjoying NAME summerness love NAME This email account expires st Oct New address EMAIL NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Hello I have now moved into NAME CHAR and my spare time is spent cleaning cupboards My telephone number is NUM NUM NUM and you are most welcome to call me as I will be very pleased to hear from you I started my nineweek chemistry placement on Monday and it looks as though I am going to enjoy it SMILEY The chemistry is interesting and that of course is the main thing However I have been getting up at am to catch a bus to NAME and that is tiring Last night I lost my mobile phone and felt such a profound loss that I was quite shaken I had left it on an express bus to NAME and therefore despaired of all hope of ever seeing it again Amazingly it was still on the bus when it got back into NAME later that evening and I was reunited NAME NAME you are enjoying your holiday in NAME NAME See you on Sunday evening NAME NAME your placement is going well too NAME Hello Are you still practising scrabble NAME Greetings absent one NAME Did you enjoy your holiday in NAME NAME Hopefully I ll see you in a week or so sometime NAME Greetings absent one NAME It was good to talk to you the other evening enjoy NAME I m not sure about 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although I gather it s not usually as bad as NUM One of the many things to thank NAME for is a chance conversation that we had in the flat about NUM weeks ago with NAME NAME who this has happened to NUM or NUM times I gather in which he gave NAME some advice and reassurance should it happen again something NAME and I were both relieved to remember yesterday morning so thanks Please pray for NAME and send him messages etc He should be fine but will obviously be pretty bored and fedup being stuck in hospital for several days If people have his home number and want to ring his mum directly she said they d be in after NAME most days Otherwise you re welcome to ring NAME CHAR NUM NUM NUM or get in touch with me NUM SMILEY as I hope his mum will keep us updated Thanks everyone NAME NAME If I ve forgotten anyone will you pass this on please Hi Hi NAME Sorry I did nt get a chance to speak to you before you went Anyway I hope you have a great time in NAME and who knows I might see you next year if you come back to do a PhD Very best wishes NAME CU HOUSEPARTAY NUM NAME up posse Here s the official NAME sheet Hope you get it in time see y all soon NAME and NAME NAME Studies Boys and Girls if you do nt fit into either of these categories then this does nt apply to you This is just a note to say that NAME and I are very grateful to you for your work this term It has been great to have such faithful and reliable leaders I hope that NAME has blessed you and will continue to bless you through the NAME studies All the best NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME People The NAME study training takes place at NAME NAME Institute NAME Street where NAME is at NUM NUM on Thursday lunchtimes The first one is tomorrow If you ca nt make this time the best thing to do is to find someone who can make it and get them to pick up a sheet for you and maybe go through it with you For those of you who NAME and I have not spoken to yet do nt worry we will see you soon Thanks to all of you you are GRRRRRRRRREAT NAME NAME LAST EVER NAME and NAME Tomorrow or today if you did nt check your emails yesterday evening is the monumental occasion on which NAME NAME and I will be doing our LAST CU session Therefore it would be lovely to see you all there but if you ca nt make it then let us take this opportunity to thank you VERY MUCH for being involved for however long you have been and to say NAME BLESS YOU you are fab All the best and KEEP IT REAL NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME Ladies and Gentlemen This mysterious note was emailed to me and my good friend NAME Please remind NAME study leaders about the NAME morning at NUM am THIS SATURDAY th NAME NAME UPPER HALL Bring NAME paper pen brain Studying NAME Will be finished by lunchtime So there you go Count yourselves reminded NAME NAME IMPORTANT Monday event People First of all this mailing list does not have everybody in the CU on it because it is the house party list Unfortunately we have nt had time to put together a comprehensive list so please 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NAME and NAME better enjoy each other s company It is a RSVP NAME event The plan TUESDAY th March NUM pm NAME NAME dinner drinks NAME Vac pm Dinner at NAME You all need to reply and let me know that you can make it The more the merrier and if you have any preference for another restaurant NAME ME KNOW Thanks guys NAME NAME Do Christians Annoy You Dear Everyone this is the first attempt at sending an email to the new and revised NAME s CU mailing list so if you ve got friends who are nt on it and want to be then please tell us We apologise that maybe not everyone feels that they have been entirely informed over the actual content of the Do Christians annoy you discussion forum which took place in college during the Identity mission week So hopefully the following will provide a relatively accurate account overview of what was said and what objections were raised Given that the week of distributing the Identity gospels had just come to an end this issue was quite prevalent among those attending the discussion and basically they were unhappy with it The way that they perceived the booklets had been handed out had been similar to that of doubleglazing salesmen or NAME Witnesses knocking on your door ie in your face an annoyance and an invasion of their privacy They also mentioned a couple of isolated incidences which enhanced intensified their illfeeling towards the activities of the CU Christians during the gospel distribution week There was also general agreement amongst the people attending the discussion that in the weeks preceeding the mission the atmosphere in college had gone downhill and become pretty unpleasant They felt like that there had been a big split between the Christians and nonChristians and they put this down to the onset of mission week They had also heard from various nd and rd years about alleged hitlists and the subversive activities of the CU and wanted to know whether these rumours were true or not Where appropriate NAME and NAME apologised personally to the people present for any ways in which they have been hurt unnecessarily by the activities of the CU in the past This led NUM person to ask if anything was going to be done about it in the future ie this person wanted to know if anything positive would result from the meeting However it was generally agreed that the fact representatives of the CU had sat down to listen to people in order to find out where it s going wrong in their eyes was a positive step in itself The remainder of the discussion involved other questions such as what it means to be a Christian and what the implications are if you re not As can be expected in a fairly intense hour and a half long meeting there were many other points raised and I apologise if I have omitted some which ought to be have been recorded above but hopefully this will give people an idea of what went on during the discussion There were about NUM NUM people who came to voice their objections and so it is unlikely that their views are entirely representative for the whole of college and so that is the reason why we intend to produce a questionnaire before the end of term to try and find out if possible what the majority of people in college think about the activities of CU with regard to gospel distribution and the mission week Anyway that s about it if anyone has anymore questions about this whole thing then please do nt hesitate to get in contact with us by email or just chatting to us Take care and NAME NAME NAME and NAME REMINDER People Just to remind you that the NAME meal is happening tomorrow for those of you who can make it Meet in the NAME Vac kitchen at NUM ish and we will be heading on to NAME s at about NUM NUM See you there NAME NAME NOT pedantic NAME s silly Meet in NAME Vac pm pm Off to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote People Just to remind you that the NAME meal is happening tomorrow for those of you who can make it Meet in the NAME Vac kitchen at NUM ish and we will be heading on to NAME s at about NUM NUM See you there NAME NAME Next terms NAME studies Hi everyone NAME that you are all having a good last week of term If you get this email before your last college group session would it be posible for you to pass the following information on to your Bible study leaders or alternatively forward it to them It was suggested to me that they may like to know what the studies are on next term in case they want to have a look over the holidays These are the sudies for next term CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM A divided heart CHAR NAME and NAME NUM NAME NUM Rebellion and division CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM Who is NAME CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM Rebuilding the temple CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM Wholehearted devotion CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM The worst of the worst CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM Back to the book Also the first NUM bible study trainings of next term are in NAME instead of NAME NAME for all your help Have a great NAME Love NAME xxx NAME study training NAME Riverside Hi everyone NAME that you have had a really good NAME Just a quick reminder that the first NUM NAME study trainings this term are in NAME NAME NAME Turn right as you go in through the main doors and then its the first room on your right as you go in Sorry if you ve received this email and should nt have done Please let me know and I ll take you off the list Also if you know any Bible study leaders who are nt on the list please could you either pass the message on to them or send me their email address Thanks a lot Love NAME NAME Hi everyone NAME that you re having a good week and that your groups went go well Just a quick reminder that we re in NAME NAME NUM again this week I ve had some positive feedback about being in NAME because of it being echoey and therefore easier to hear and useful having tables to rest on If you have any thoughts about it please let me know If everyone prefers NAME I can try book it for next term This Thursday we re going to be studying NAME and NAME NAME NAME Love NAME CU on the th of May Hello everybody We re very sorry about the lateness of this email and regret to inform people that CU will not be taking place tomorrow evening The reason for this is due to the popularity of the NAME NAME s boat social which is unfortunately leaving at NAME and seems to be taking a large proportion of the CU with it However we have all been invited to NAME Celebration NAME in Chapel at NAME which is an informal prayer and worship time that finishes at NAME so there ll be plenty of time afterwards to get ready for the evening The discussion presentation about NAME relations which was due to take place tomorrow will now take place next week on the th of May when hopefully as many people as possible will be able to attend Once again we apologise for the inconvenience caused see you all around and about lots of love from NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear all Just a quick note to let you all know that there will be no bible study group this evening due to the NAME NAME function and the cancellation of CU Sorry for any inconvenience this causes and for the lateness of this email Hope you are all well and look forward to seeing you next Monday All the best NAME and NAME NAME Could you please let anyone whom we have not included on this email know of the change of circumstances Thanks Sacrifice Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of heavenMatt NUM Do you believe in NAME It was a weird question to askprobably because the person doing the asking held a semi automatic rifle in his hand and carried a cadre of explosives Heretofore his target had been minorities and athletes but he was now face to face with NAME For a long time she was a nobody a simpleton She attended her classes faithfully was a good student and basically kept to herself That is until she accepted NAME into her heart as her NAME and Saviour People began to notice the changes in NAME She wore a perpetual smile as though she had discovered the secret to life By all accounts it was infectious One of her friends at NAME NAME School in NAME NAME reported If you were feeling down she would always give you an encouraging word Perhaps the killer had heard about her newfound faith because he aimed his questionand his gunright at NAME NAME The scene was manic Bodies lay strewn around the library several missing faces and chunks of flesh Screams of agony could be heard in the hallways NAME was headed toward a certain martyrdom Do you believe in NAME he screamed In an instant a strange assurance captivated NAME as she looked into his eyes Yes I believe in NAME It would be her last words this side of heaven The price of truth was her life NUM thousand years ago NAME looked through prophetic eyes at the world around him Surveying the scene and the trials that would overtake His people He sought to calm their fears Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of heaven That NAME was willing to pay such a high price for her faith indicts many of us today We shrink to tell people about the NAME we serve Yet NAME is ready and willing to empower us to speak a word for Him In the early days of the Christian movement many believers lost their lives because they would not renounce their faith Their blood watered the tree of faith from which we now eat The Christian faith is very real and NAME did not promise us an easy time but He will be with us all the way NAME can and will use us now but that involves real sacrifice and a willingness to serve with all we have in this world How many of us in our comfortable western lifestyle are truly willing to give all we have to NAME Love the NAME your NAME with all your heart with all your soul with all your mind and with all your strength Love your neighbour as yourself There is no other commandment greater than these Re NAME CHAR NAME s NAME NAME They were very funny you know before I met you I d have never put you down as a cleanliness type person but nowadays you cleanliness and tidiness seem to go hand in hand have you always had this reputation Do you think it s deserved Anyway good luck with revision and those exams no doubt I ll be seeing you around some time soon NAME Re NAME CHAR NAME s Hi NAME Well yes since I came to uni I ve always had the reputation of cleanliness and tidyness It all started last year when NAME spotted me sterilising my doorhandles with boiling water I suppose that is a little strange but who knows who d been using them The cleaners in college had no work to do when they came to my room which seemed to please them immensely And then I suppose it kind of became my reputation in an unusual sort of way At the end of first year NUM perhaps rather stupidly wrote the following email NAME S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT NUM NAME will not clean or attempt to clean any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant This especially applies to NAME s room which NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years Nightmares do nt apply NUM NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly He recognises this will be an uphill struggle but naively hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomfort to his flatmates will aid him in his difficult task NUM NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospitaltype environment before his fellow flatmates arrive at the end of September NUM NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves mask biohazard suit etc Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task NUM NAME will not buy any more than NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month NUM NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene with a bottle of dettol in hand when another flatmate is cooking dinner Except at personal request NUM NAME will only sterilise the flat doorhandles with boiling water and domestos twice a term SMILEY NAME will try not to tidy everything up but will invariably fail NUM NAME will refrain from allowing the Society of NAME NAME NAME of which he is patron to hold their monthly meetings in the flat NUM If NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to he may relax these rules NAME Is anyone worried yet You have NUM months to become so What a nice way to end the year NAME NAME NAME NAME is NAME Hope your revision is going well All the best for the exams NAME cu houseparty Hi everyone Hope you re all out and enjoying this gorgeous weather oops oh yes and working hard too SMILEY This email is just to give you all an update on the CU Houseparty There has unfortunately been a slight change of plan which we hope wo nt inconvenience any of you too much Our speaker rang me this week to say that he wo nt be able to make Thurs th because he s a part time policeman as well as a minister and has been recalled for the General Election on the th So we ve had to move the Houseparty back by a day so that it s now from Monday th Wednesday th June We hope everyone s fine with that let us know if there s any problems What s great about NAME Bay is that it s really easy to get to by NAME from NAME so if anyone wants to just come out for the day you d be more than welcome We ll also be asking for your cheques soon probably NUM NUM pounds we ll let you know when Lastly please let us know if you have any suggestions or comments for this houseparty This is a great opportunity to get away and spend some time in fellowship with each other sharing NAME s gifts and getting to know each other and NAME on a deeper level We really want to know if you have any ideas for how we can best do that Please also be praying for us and for the other people involved as well as for the time we ll be spending together as a group Thanks for getting this far folks NAME to see you all on Monday if not before NAME and NAME are going to spend some time talking to us about NAME and it would be great if you guys could bring any questions or comments you have now s the time Have a lovely weekend if you can For those of you with exams tomorrrow hope they go well Take care NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Hi everyone NAME that the exams are going well This week we are studying NAME in NUM NAME NUM We are back in our old room in NAME institute NAME bless Love NAME NAME Hi everyone Just a quick note to tell you this weeks whereabouts of NAME We re in NAME institue again in the room on the left same as NUM weeks ago Please use the main double doors We will be studying the life of NAME in NUM NAME NUM and NUM Hope you re all doing ok NAME NAME Love NAME Fwd NAME and voting does count Hi guys a little message to you all from the NAME NAME I have no idea who is or is nt a member but please pass this one to anyone I ve missed They basically need you all to vote by email even if you are coming to NAME tomorrow Also while I m at it the new and improved NAME NAME NAME NAME is now on Saturday night after NAME so be good to see you if you re free Thanks NAME at least this one wo nt be sitting on my desk for NUM weeks Hello again treasured fellow NAME member At NAME on Saturday th June we re having another NAME in order to change the constitution and hopefully ratify NAME NAME to be the Christian union guest rep in the mission committee As you will all remember we need to amend Clause NUM of the constitution so it will read Members of all committees College Representatives Officers and Evangelistic Study Group Leaders shall be members of the NAME with the exception of the Christian NAME NAME Representative for the year NUM NUM who shall be ratified by the NAME and shall record his or her agreement with the Doctrinal Basis of the NAME as set out in Clause NUM Basically for next year s mission we need NAME a student worker to help coordinate all the guests who will be helping us with our evangelism We need to amend the constitution because NAME is not a student worker It is vitally important that enough members vote this time so please reply to me at EMAIL filling in the options below As a NAME member I wish to ratify do not wish to ratify wish to abstain from ratifying delete as appropriate the proposals made for amending the constitution I wish to ratify do not wish to ratify wish to abstain from ratifying delete as appropriate NAME NAME as CU guest rep Yours in NAME NAME NAME NAME secretary PS Even if you think you re going to be at NAME can you reply and vote as it is essential enough members vote on this almost there Hey there folks the end of term is rapidly approaching and NAME and I want to be able to keep in touch with you all over the summer NUM and NUM NUM months nothing too serious I promise What we d like to know if possible is whether any of you have another email address you d prefer us to use or if you intend to check your NAME account using the webmail service WEBSITE On a related note Leavers do you have an email address hotmail or whatever we could have so that we could keep in touch with you all Also you guys who are away abroad next year the same applies although you could also use NAME webmail Let us know otherwise we ll assume that the NAME address is okay Also anyone who s not likely to be able to access email at all this summer maybe you could tell us who would be able to easily pass on a message to you Let s hope at least some of the above made sense And finally please please let us know if there s anything you d like us to pray for in the summer we re trying to put a prayer letter together for everyone Leavers what are your plans Going abroad where are you going what are you nervous about NAME adventures what where when etc etc We d love to hear from you See you all soon NAME bless love NAME and NAME new bible study leaders Hi guys hope the exams all went to plan and life is groovy NAME and I want to thank you all for all your hard work leading bible studies and being available during this hectic term You ve been great thanks a lot everyone We are finally getting around now to sorting out our plans for next year and as some of you will know we re now on the look out for new bible study leaders We ve got a few names already but it seemed silly not to ask you all what ideas you had especially as you have a much better idea of what the job entails So anybody you think would make a good fell group leader Anyone who could lead a helpful bible study We do nt just want the obvious names either I m sure you know that it s not always the loudest group members who d be the best bible study leaders And obviously commitment has to be a major factor Please pray about it We look forward to hearing from you all with your thoughts You do nt have to limit it to your own fell group either We would of course keep anything you say confidential except of course we ll use it to help us choose It would be great if we had a pretty good idea by the end of term what kind of names were coming out so that we could talk to the people concerned if necessary See you all soon NAME bless love NAME CU prayer letter CU Midweek Notices Please read Hello darlings please read our lovely notices attached there are lots Please make sure you pick up the NAME letters from the yellow folder in the M pigeon hole before the end of the day or before NAME tomorrow if possible Thanks guys enjoy the notices NAME bless NAME NAME NAME We will be sending out a couple more messages in the next couple of days which have been passed onto us from other groups NAME Please keep an eye out for these NAME We ve never sent out the notices like this before and hopefully we wo nt have to do it too often There s lots of information requests to pass on right now You may find it easier to print the attached NAME sheet Fwd NAME NAME NAME NAME Looking forward to seeing you all at NAME NAME on Monday NUM pm in the NAME NAME please be on time or early There will be refreshments served and an opportunity for prayer after 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on the Houseparty please get your cheques in to NAME NAME or CHAR NAME NAME by Monday We really need to know who s coming asap Any problems let us know See you Monday Love NAME NAME Apparently some confusion about dates we re going rdth November leaving about pm on Friday I think sjcu NAME NAME NAME NAME Theatre Company presents NAME the famous NAME musical based on the gospel of NAME NAME The show takes place THIS WEEK Thursday th NAME th Doors open pm for an pm start Tickets are pound NUM pound NUM if you are in NAME available from NAME EMAIL or on the door Please come and support you friends and enjoy a fantastic evening s entertainment The play is a vivid portrayal of the life death and resurrection of NAME NAME so would be a brilliant thing to invite your nonChristian friends to as a nonthreatening presentation of the gospel but also something that should raise some interesting questions in the bar afterwards Thanks guys NAME NAME is good All the time sjcu NAME tomorrow If you guys are not all too tired after the NAME NAME I ve been asked to remind you about the NAME NAME NAME NAME tomorrow same time as NAME at pm in NAME s It would be great if you felt able to bring any friends along who might be interested in finding out more about the gospel otherwise they ve asked if you could possibly take some food with you They always have lots of yummy things to eat at NAME cakes biscuits crisps etc so come along and join the party NAME Anyways see you all soon tonight maybe love NAME sjcu CU on Monday Hey everyone hope you re having a great weekend Just a word about CU on Monday We re having a slightly unusual meeting in that we re having several members of the NAME soon to be NAME exec in to do some things Some of the Mission folks are coming to get us excited about January and talk a bit about how it s all going to happen But we ve also got some of the NAME International people to talk to us about NAME international stuff It should be really good your chance to hear it straight from the guys in charge not that NAME and I do nt report it all to you faithfully and ask them lots of tricky questions if you want to I just wanted to warn you since it s likely to go on a bit longer than usual we re unlikely to be finished before NUM Be good to see lots of you there and on your best behaviour of course SMILEY See you all soon love NAME sjcu Fwd NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR VP Forwarded from NAME please vote by email if you re coming on the houseparty NAME The new president NAME NAME is the rep at NAME NAME NAME NAME is rep at NAME just so you know snipped Seeing as the last NAME went so well we thought we d have another one on Saturday th November before NAME If it all goes through we ll be changing the NAME name to NAME University of NAME NAME NAME and ratifying NAME and NAME as president and vicepresident Seriously guys we ca nt afford to take NUM attempts to change the constitution this time Basically if not enough people vote we ll be stuck with the NAME name possibly til after the mission Emailed votes can go to EMAIL or EMAIL Thank you all very much NAME Attachment can be found here WEBSITE sjcu NAME Hello Everyone this is just a quick email to ask if any of you going on this weekend s houseparty have any special dietary requirements please could you email either me EMAIL or NAME EMAIL I think we have most of you already who are vegetarians and do nt eat beef but just in case we have nt asked you yet please could you tell us Thank you See you all on Friday NAME House at NAME NAME and NAME ps we ll send out a more comprehensive email in the next day or NUM with everything you could possibly want to know sjcu Fwd But I m in the NAME s Army Hey people We ve been asked to find some volunteers for stewarding at the Christmas NAME Service on Monday rd December and also for stewarding and venues team for the mission Freedom is now less than NUM academic weeks away so please let us know if you d like to be involved Email us we do nt want to have to come round and bully people Cheers NAME NAME sjcu NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME this is just a very quick message to tell those of you going on the houseparty that you no longer need to bring a tea towel with you as apparently NAME House will provide us with them CU all later SMILEY NAME and NAME NAME But you may well need clothes you do nt mind running around in the dark getting muddy in just a thought NAME NAME also useful ask NAME NAME NAME And finally we ve had a request for people to bring NAME Milk s instead of NAME NAME if we get both we can just do NUM lots sjcu The Houseparty We may have a couple of spaces left if anyone still wants to go Let us know asap better yet phone txt NAME We re meeting at pm on Friday at NAME the coach will be leaving at pm with no delay so please do not be late If you have any problems please call us NAME NUM NUM or NAME NUM NUM Livers in we ll give the office a list of the people that are coming away so you do nt need to worry about signing out unless you think that for some reason we may not have you on the list Anyone who still has money to pay you must do this before we let you on the coach on Friday or else have a very good reason why not We know who you are SMILEY If anyone still needs a sleeping bag there are some spares around so please just let us know All the essential information on NUM handy Asized sheet can be found here WEBSITE If we think of anything we ve probably forgotten something we ll let you know See you soon Love NAME and NAME sjcu The news you ve all been waiting for Hi everyone For those who have been pestering us about the identity of the new CU NAME for next year I promised I d email out the names if you have nt heard now already NAME NAME NAME Wood Be nice it s all a bit of a shock I m sure SMILEY I d also like to pass on an invitation to a Christmas Party WEBSITE Finally tonight the Chaplain will be showing us his rock video from the s I m assured it s not to be missed See you soon NAME sjcu and a NAME in a pear tree Hello again everyone We ve been asked to remind you about the NAME Service on Monday and to ask you to bring Mince Pies to NAME on Saturday I think They are expecting NUM people or so to the NAME Service That s a lot of people in the NAME NAME There s also a prayer meeting on Monday morning at am in NAME s which you re all welcome to come along to Finally for all those who want to join us at the Christmas NAME next Wednesday in the NAME NAME NAME NAME please let us know and we ll get you a ticket They re pound NUM and the invitation was attached to my last email I think but if you missed it WEBSITE NAME NAME see you all soon love NAME sjcu NAME NAME Hello Everyone as if you have nt already had enough of houseparties I d just like to remind you all that NAME who apparently are now still going to be called NAME because of difficulties in changing their name so there you go NAME is not dead have their very own houseparty or CU conference as it s called this year taking place from Thursday morning till the Saturday I went last year and it was quite a good thing to go to lots and lots of teaching a chance to get to know some people from other colleges if you want to bowlingtype socials in the evening and the chance to sleep on a second year s floor all for the bargain price of pound NUM So if any of you out there are interested in going all you have to do is email me or NAME and tell us you want to go and then you just need to pay your pound NUM on the thursday simple If I do nt speak to all of you before the end of term thank you all for putting up with these emails and for being a great bunch of people this has been my most fun term so far this year Enjoy your holidays and have a nice Christmas love from NAME and NAME sjcu Fwd NAME Hello there you yummy scrummy people Yes you are approaching the christmas holidays and your oneinalifetime chance to buy your FREEDOM Or your freedom jumpers whichever way you look at it Anyway for those of your group who were not at NAME or going to the conference you can find your order form from the freedom website WEBSITE and send it to me with your money before the end of term Please forward this to the group so that they can have a chance to buy a jumper before christmas At the moment I ca nt guarentee that we will be able to take orders after the holiday NAME SMILEY NAME still the mad misscomm mishcom woman xx ps have a good holiday and a good christmas sjcu NAME NAME Dear Everyone for those of you going to the NAME concert in the catherdral tomorrow we thought it might be quite nice if we all met up in NAME reception tomorrow before going along to the cathedral how does meeting at pm sound See you tomorrow NAME and NAME sjcu NAME excitement Sorry to keep filling up your inbox you know you love it really CHAR quick last note about this week s activities For those who missed it the NAME Service was great last night and NAME NAME was excellent If there s anyone who d like to hear him again this week and fancies staying a couple of extra nights in a nd year s flat or else in college in beautiful NAME wet windy NAME just come along to the CU Conference Let NAME or I know so that we can give them a list for fire regulations tell us if you need somewhere to stay or just hang out and pay your pound NUM on Thursday morning The Conference starts at am on Thursday should be good There are also still tickets for the ceilidh which you can buy on the door for pound NUM It s in the NAME NAME NAME NAME s at pm on Wednesday so if you re not coming to the conference but you re stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do come and join us at the Christmas party Finally there s another service in the Cathedral tonight the NAME s Advent Service before the Formal a much more cosy affair and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop If I do nt see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and more importantly sleep Love NAME sjcu Prayer Request Hi everyone just a quick prayer request For those of you who know NAME NAME he s been in hospital near NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week His lung keeps inflating and deflating again and so the hole in his lung ca nt heal As a result of this he ca nt go home Obviously please pray for him to be healed and well soon But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we d like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed NAME NAME reminded me that it would be amazing and quite miraculous almost so much that I am scared to pray for it but NAME is BIG Very VERY BIG BIG TIME BIG So he can answer prayers NAME guys NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well NAME bless love NAME sjcu NAME on NAME NAME NAME Hello everyone I hope you have all enjoyed the Christmas holidays and had fun over new year This is just an update on NAME s condition so that you know he has nt died or anything I think when NAME NAME sent this email NAME was still in hospital but he is out of hospital now and recovering at home but if you could all still pray for him to make as speedy a recovery as possible that would be great See you all very soon NAME and NAME NAME they opened NAME up and had a look inside today and they found CHICKEN NAME no they found a couple of blisters on his lungs Therefore they stuck something over them so that the other NUM and one that already busted do nt bust again and then they did some roughing up of his lungs so that they stick to his chest wall Basically he feels like he s got flu but is actually much better Well that s what his VERY relieved sounding mother said It should mean that the thing that was attached to NAME which bore a more than a passing resemblance to NAME s waterbottle will not be necessary and NAME will be restored to health No aeroplane flying and no sport though He probably wo nt be back at the start of next term as he will need a little time to recover Pray for his speedy recovery Also pray for his Mum and Dad NAME they have found it very hard particularly Mum I am going to see NAME tomorrow and if he s well enough he will proceed to beat me at Downfall again Never mind If in the unlikely event you send anything to me I will pass it on NAME NAME NAME free to forward this as you wish sjcu NAME NAME NAME Dear Everyone for those of you who are members of NAME there is a blue sheet that has details of who the new college reps are going to be including our very own NAME and NAME as well as the extras on the exec plus a voting form type thing if you want to pick yours up then we ll leave them all in the M for NAME pigeon hole Thank you NAME and NAME ps I would have emailled you the times and locations of the remaining prayer meetings on this week but I forgot to bring the piece of paper that told me where they all were but if I remember correctly I think you re all supposed to go to NAME NAME s room tomorrow at am NAME if I ve got this wrong then I m sorry if you have people waking you up at that early hour sjcu Fwd Formal Dinner Message from NAME about the Formal below pound NUM is very good value for a formal dinner at the NUM NAME and it should be a very cool evening It s next Thursday but you need to email NAME today EMAIL Dear all The Freedom NAME needs to have NUM people to go ahead at the moment we have not got enough people If you are coming thinking of coming please email me with the details and send the form to me with cheque payable to NAME no NUM account It really would be a shame if the NAME does nt happen because we have nt got enough people Loads of people have said they are coming but have not got the form back to me It is really important that I know who is coming by Wednesday This is the final deadline and if we do nt have enough people we will have to cancel it Please can you encourage you college group to come to the formal and forward this email to them NAME NAME NAME NAME sjcu Fwd BOUNCE sjcudurhamacuk Approval requiredSMILEY NAME children s group Dear all We help to run a children s group called NAME group in NAME a village just outside NAME on Monday evenings and would really like some more helpers The group is for NUM year olds and we play games to start eg parachute games wink murder ladders pictionary etc have a Bible story and drama and then a craft The group is held in a room at the back of NAME NAME s Church in NAME and we get a taxi from the Market Place at pm to start there at NUM pm The children leave at NAME and we get back in NAME in time for CU If you would be interested in helping please contact either NAME or NAME EMAIL Thank you NAME and NAME sjcu NAME NAME Hello Everyone I believe congratulations are in order as I heard there was a record turnout at this morning s prayer meeting NAME prayer meeting will be at NUM in NAME NAME s room in NAME NAME and then Friday s will be at NAME NAME s room in NAME C The second thing I have to say is that for anyone interested tomorrow from pmpm in the NAME Room there will be a a talktype presentation which is just going over the basics of Christianity and is being hosted by NAME NAME I think NAME has put some posters up around college which are headed something like Remind me What is the Good News See you all around soon I hope NAME and NAME sjcu Prayer NAME Just a reminder about the intercollegiate Prayer Praise event tomorrow evening NAME NAME IN NAME HALL This should be a fab evening with lots of different people contributing and a cool worship band led by our very own NAME NAME This will be a great opportunity to offer these next weeks to NAME and pray together for both the world NAME and the Mission next week We hope it will be a great encouragement and time of refreshment for everyone It should last just over NUM NUM NUM hours but we ll hopefully be moving it along fairly quickly If anyone would like to help set up chairs or make some signs etc that would be very appreciated Either email me or just turn up for chairs at pm or so Cheers everyone love NAME sjcu To Livers Out from NAME Hi people I ve included a link to a sheet about liversout NAME from NAME It has some good stuff on it but please keep in mind that we do nt want this whole thing to feel forced and unnatural Please be sensitive especially in this College We do nt want people to feel hunted even in their own homes WEBSITE I thought the idea about inviting a NAME or even the speaker NAME NAME home after a lunch bar talk could be interesting if someone wanted to continue a conversation they were having but please be sensitive Of course if anyone wants to invite one of them back to dinner or suchlike that s fine only in that case please make sure all your flat house are happy about it This could be a great opportunity to ask some older wiser SMILEY people questions so Sorry to waffle goodnight love NAME NAME Also I ve been asked to tell you to email NAME NAME EMAIL if you want to book any of them for something specific Do nt say we never tell you anything sjcu Prayer meetings Hello everybody the prayer meetings for this week will be taking place at am each morning in the following rooms Tuesday NAME NAME NAME C Wednesday NAME NAME NAME NAME Thursday NAME NAME NAME Wing NAME Friday NAME NAME NAME NAME Next Monday NAME NAME NAME B See you all there NAME and NAME sjcu NAME Sorry to clutter up your inbox Due to an NAME NAME night on Friday tomorrow NAME s Hall Worship will be taking place in the WALLIS ROOM not NAME Hall NAME sjcu Additional Bonus Prayer NAME Hello Everyone Some fine people suggested that an additional prayer meeting be held today and so for those of you who read this message today will be more than welcome to go to NAME NAME s room in NAME NAME at NAME today for this extra prayer meeting Thanks to all of you who have been turning up over the past week Hope you all have good weekends NAME and NAME sjcu FREEDOM update Hi everyone just some pieces of information and news for this week NAME there s no CU this evening Thank NAME for a great st week of NAME lots of people at the Lunchtime talks including plenty of NAME the NAME s staying in College a really positive atmosphere in College by what I hear support from the NAME NAME the great stuff He s doing The nd Week NAME talks in NAME Ballroom with NAME NAME featuring NAME start at pm if people are going from college suggest meeting in NAME at NUM pm NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME s friend are NAME s who are staying in college for the week They re both lovely please be nice NAME NAME NAME is also in College NAME is in a guest room at the top of NAME and NAME is next door I think NAME is staying in NAME s room They ll be at most meals in College so it would be nice if people could take time to chat to them NAME has said she ll be at the NAME NAME Coffee Shop on NAME and possibly NAME afternoon if people want to go and talk to her She wants to be available for both Christians and nonChristians while she s here and she s happy to talk about anything She might be a good person to talk to if you or someone else would like to speak to a stranger who s unconnected to a situation and will be leaving at the end of the week She d be happy to arrange another time to meet should you wish and she will of course treat anything you tell her as confidential Prayer meetings are continuing this week Tuesday NAME NAME NAME C Tuesday NAME NAME CHAR at am Wednesday NAME NAME NAME NAME Thursday NAME NAME NAME Wing NAME Friday NAME NAME NAME B all at am I think thanks guys keep praying Love NAME NAME sjcu Message from NAME re NAME Hi everyone just a short note Well done this week things in College were really positive and we ve had some surprising responses Thank NAME but please keep praying CU is on as normal tomorrow the penultimate one from NAME and I Got a letter from NAME for all of you who are members WEBSITE Please vote if you re not able to attend the NAME Cheers NAME sjcu NAME Meetings Hello Everyone This is just to say that there will be a prayer meeting in NAME s room tomorrow at NUM in NAME NAME and also a prayer meeting on Saturday at NUM pm in NAME s room in NAME Wing A See you all around NAME and NAME Fwd Re NAME NAME NAME Most of you probably wo nt get this email before NAME NAME tonight but I thought I d send it anyway See ya tonight Love NAME and NAME Here is this week s study passage which really is only NAME NUM but I think we have to look at the history behind this as well in NAME NUM NUM NUM At NAME there was a man named NAME a NAME in what was known as the Italian Regiment NUM He and all his family were devout and Godfearing he gave generously to those in need and prayed to NAME regularly NUM NUM day at about NUM in the afternoon he had a vision He distinctly saw an angel of NAME who came to him and said NAME NUM NAME stared at him in fear What is it NAME he asked The angel answered Your prayers and gifts to the poor have come up as a memorial offering before NAME NUM Now send men to NAME to bring back a man named NAME who is called NAME NUM He is staying with NAME the NAME whose house is by the sea NUM When the angel who spoke to him had gone NAME called one of his servants and a devout soldier who was one of his attendants NUM He told them everything that had happened and sent them to NAME NUM About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city NAME went up on the roof to pray NUM He became hungry and wanted something to eat and while the meal was being prepared he fell into a trance NUM He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its NUM corners NUM It contained all kinds of fourfooted animals as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air NUM Then a voice told him Get up NAME NAME and eat NUM Surely not NAME NAME replied I have never eaten anything impure or unclean NUM The voice spoke to him a second time Do not call anything impure that NAME has made clean NUM This happened NUM times and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven NUM While NAME was wondering about the meaning of the vision the men sent by NAME found out where NAME s house was and stopped at the gate NUM They called out asking if NAME who was known as NAME was staying there NUM While NAME was still thinking about the vision the NAME said to him NAME NUM NUM men are looking for you NUM So get up and go downstairs Do not hesitate to go with them for NUM have sent them NUM NAME went down and said to the men I m the one you re looking for Why have you come NUM The men replied We have come from NAME the NAME He is a righteous and Godfearing man who is respected by all the Jewish people CHAR holy angel told him to have you come to his house so that he could hear what you have to say NUM Then NAME invited the men into the house to be his guests The next day NAME started out with them and some of the brothers from NAME went along NUM The following day he arrived in NAME NAME was expecting them and had called together his relatives and close friends NUM As NAME entered the house NAME met him and fell at his feet in reverence NUM But NAME made him get up Stand up he said I am only a man myself NUM Talking with him NAME went inside and found a large gathering of people NUM He said to them You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a NAME or visit him But NAME has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean NUM So when I was sent for I came without raising any objection May I ask why you sent for me NUM NAME answered NUM days ago I was in my house praying at this hour at NUM in the afternoon Suddenly a man in shining clothes stood before me NUM and said NAME NAME has heard your prayer and remembered your gifts to the poor NUM NAME to NAME for NAME who is called NAME He is a guest in the home of NAME the NAME who lives by the sea NUM So I sent for you immediately and it was good of you to come Now we are all here in the presence of NAME to listen to everything the NAME has commanded you to tell us NUM Then NAME began to speak I now realize how true it is that NAME does not show favoritism NUM but accepts men from every nation who fear him and do what is right NUM You know the message NAME sent to the people of NAME telling the good news of peace through NAME NAME who is NAME of all NUM You know what has happened throughout NAME beginning in NAME after the baptism that NAME preached NUM how NAME anointed NAME of NAME with the NAME NAME and power and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil because NAME was with him NUM We are witnesses of everything he did in the country of the Jews and in NAME They killed him by hanging him on a tree NUM but NAME raised him from the dead on the third day and caused him to be seen NUM He was not seen by all the people but by witnesses whom NAME had already chosenby us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead NUM He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the NUM whom NAME appointed as judge of the living and the dead NUM All the prophets testify about him that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name NUM While NAME was still speaking these words the NAME NAME came on all who heard the message NUM The circumcised believers who had come with NAME were astonished that the gift of the NAME NAME had been poured out even on the Gentiles NUM For they heard them speaking in tongues NUM and praising NAME Then NAME said NUM Can anyone keep these people from being baptized with water They have received the NAME NAME just as we have NUM So he ordered that they be baptized in the name of NAME NAME Then they asked NAME to stay with them for a few days NAME NUM NUM The apostles and the brothers throughout NAME heard that the Gentiles also had received the word of NAME NUM So when NAME went up to NAME the circumcised believers criticized him NUM and said You went into the house of uncircumcised men and ate with them NUM NAME began and explained everything to them precisely as it had happened NUM I was in the city of NAME praying and in a trance I saw a vision I saw something like a large sheet being let down from heaven by its NUM corners and it came down to where I was NUM I looked into it and saw fourfooted animals of the earth wild beasts reptiles and birds of the air NUM Then I heard a voice telling me Get up NAME NAME and eat NUM I replied Surely not NAME Nothing impure or unclean has ever entered my mouth NUM The voice spoke from heaven a second time Do not call anything impure that NAME has made clean NUM This happened NUM times and then it was all pulled up to heaven again NUM NAME then NUM men who had been sent to me from NAME stopped at the house where I was staying NUM The NAME told me to have no hesitation about going with them These NUM brothers also went with me and we entered the man s house NUM He told us how he had seen an angel appear in his house and say Send to NAME for NAME who is called NAME NUM He will bring you a message through which you and all your household will be saved NUM As I began to speak the NAME NAME came on them as he had come on us at the beginning NUM Then I remembered what the NAME had said NAME baptized with NUM water but you will be baptized with the NAME NAME NUM So if NAME gave them the same gift as he gave us who believed in the NAME NAME NAME who was I to think that I could oppose NAME NUM When they heard this they had no further objections and praised NAME saying So then NAME has granted even the Gentiles repentance unto life NUM NUM NUM early manuscript NUM other manuscripts do not have the number NUM NUM Or other languages NUM NUM Or in NAME NUM NUM NUM years later I went up again to NAME this time with NAME I took NAME along also NUM I went in response to a revelation and set before them the gospel that I preach among the Gentiles But I did this privately to those who seemed to be leaders for fear that I was running or had run my race in vain NUM Yet not even NAME who was with me was compelled to be circumcised even though he was a Greek NUM This matter arose because some false brothers had infiltrated our ranks to spy on the freedom we have in NAME NAME and to make us slaves NUM We did not give in to them for a moment so that the truth of the gospel might remain with you NUM As for those who seemed to be importantwhatever they were makes no difference to me NAME does not judge by external appearancethose men added nothing to my message NUM On the contrary they saw that I had been entrusted with the task of preaching the gospel to the Gentiles NUM just as NAME had been to the Jews NUM NUM For NAME who was at work in the ministry of NAME as an apostle to the Jews was also at work in my ministry as an apostle to the Gentiles NUM NAME NAME NUM and NAME those reputed to be pillars gave me and NAME the right hand of fellowship when they recognized the grace given to me They agreed that we should go to the Gentiles and they to the Jews NUM All they asked was that we should continue to remember the poor the very thing I was eager to do NUM When NAME came to NAME I opposed him to his face because he was clearly in the wrong NUM Before certain men came from NAME he used to eat with the Gentiles But when they arrived he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles because he was afraid of those who belonged to the circumcision group NUM The other Jews joined him in his hypocrisy so that by their hypocrisy even NAME was led astray NUM When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the gospel I said to NAME in front of them all You are a Jew yet you live like a NAME and not like a Jew How is it then that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs NUM We who are Jews by birth and not NAME sinners NUM know that a man is not justified by observing the law but by faith in NAME NAME So we too have put our faith in NAME NAME that we may be justified by faith in NAME and not by observing the law because by observing the law no one will be justified NUM If while we seek to be justified in NAME it becomes evident that we ourselves are sinners does that mean that NAME promotes sin Absolutely not NUM If I rebuild what I destroyed I prove that I am a lawbreaker NUM For through the law I died to the law so that I might live for NAME NUM I have been crucified with NAME and NUM no longer live but NAME lives in me The life I live in the body I live by faith in the NAME of NAME who loved me and gave himself for me NUM I do not set aside the grace of NAME for if righteousness could be gained through the law NAME died for nothing NUM NUM NUM Greek uncircumcised NUM NUM Greek circumcised also in verses NUM and NUM NUM NUM Greek NAME also in verses NUM and NUM NUM NUM Some interpreters end the quotation after verse NUM sjcu Presents A message from NAME NAME and NAME NAME Hi NAME It s present time As you may or may not recall just before the last house party NAME and NAME had an obsession with tea towels I made it at least NUM emails on the subject So what NAME and I thought we could do is get everyone in the cu to draw a little face and sign their name on a tea towel a la primary school great idea or what So they will remember us all So we have bought the aforementioned teatowels and would be very much grateful if you could mark them with you own distinguishable creative drawing talent The tea towels will be in NAME room which is crudas c its right in the corner and it says NAME and NAME on the door cunning So please pop along and sign them there are one each for NAME and NAME there are also cards for you to sign Before the NAME lot start whinging the tea towels will be in NAME CHAR on thurs and fri so you could pop along then If you want to do it then plaease can you do it before monday Thanks alot sorry to have wittered on NAME and NAME This is a secret so please try and be discrete including you miss NAME NAME also NAME wont be there on monday any ideas the best time to give it to him answers in under NUM words on a postcard Re Fwd Re NAME NAME Hello everyone Sorry it s taken me a few days to get round to emailing you I have been sooooooo busy this week but now I m at home for a few days so I have a bit more time now For those of you who do nt know at NAME Study on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week and not just on a Monday night So that s what I ll try and do Sorry if I get any facts wrong I m trying to remember it all Explore courses and CHAR NAME s mum who is ill with pneumonia but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her NAME s grandad who is ill and the rest of the family NAME s brother NAME who is still finding it difficult at school Word who are going to the NAME NAME this Sunday NAME s work that he does some and the phd that he has applied to do NAME NAME who is still ill NAME s friends in flat NAME CHAR that there is peace there NAME s mum who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home and since she retired NAME NAME speaker or has that been sorted out now NAME s summer NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday I think we re doing NAME NUM Maybe NAME will send you an email with it on if you re nice to him Love NAME sjcu Presents Hey folks Just a reminder that it s our first night leading CU tomorrow night And more importantly please could everyone who has nt yet signed NAME and NAME s teatowels and cards do so BEFORE CU tomorrow The teatowels will be in NAME s room NAME C so please please please come and sigh them as we will be presenting them to NAME and NAME tomorrow We ll be doing this at the beginning of the meeting as NAME has to go to an NAME meeting so please try to turn up promptly Love in NAME NAME and NAME sjcu NAME NAME NAME Hi guys just a quick note form us to let you know about some talks about NAME that are going on NAME its NAME sorry you ve already missed the first one but we have only just found out about them so read on if you want a monster lot of shalom NAME You are invited to the NAME University Ecumenical Christian Council NUM NAME talks These talks are to be held at NAME NAME s institute church road from pm to pm and are going on for NUM weeks starting next Tuesday the th of NAME Each of the NUM speakers is representing one of the NAME faiths and has been asked to speak on suffering peace and justice Professor NAME NAME who lectures in the theology department at this university is our first speaker in the second week a Jewish Rabbi still to be confirmed will be speaking and lastly a Muslim freelance journalist NAME NAME will join us Thanks NAME NAME NAME No bible study this week because of NAME NAME Here are this week s prayer points NAME NAME NAME grandad and also his NAME and his dad who is having to travel a lot to see him NAME mum who is back at home now She is till ill but thank NAME because she is getting better NAME CHAR dad leading a church group in NAME at the moment NAME CHAR brother NAME who is still not enjoying his time at school NAME thanks that she has done well on her work NAME CHAR for faith when praying JUSTIN still ill and quite fed up but he is on some homeopathic medication now THIRD YEARS work stress thinking about the future etc SEARCHING ISSUES organisation people to go BAILEY PRAISE speaker and other practical issues ALPHA EXPLORE COURSE tension with other groups about room bookings NAME NAME leading CU NAME etc NAME work too much See you all the week after next Love NAME sjcu stuff Hello all I hope those of you at NAME NAME pn monday night found it enjoyable and encouraging Only NUM months till the next one NUM brief notices NUM The prayer meeting this week has been moved from Saturday to Thursday NUM pm in NAME s room which is NAME NAME Come and pray NUM At next Monday s CU meeting there ll be the opportunity to give feedback and express your opinion on the bible studies so do nt miss out on the chance to suggest how they can be improved NUM Sadly there is no NAME s Hall Worship this Friday SMILEY That s all folks just a bit of advice avoid custard factories they are highly explosive NAME and NAME sjcu NAME study Hello peeps NAME and I thought we d try sending out the passage for the coming week s bible study so that you can read it in advance and come to the bible study ready to discuss it So here it is NAME NUM a brilliant chapter and it picks up on what was preached at NAME tonight as well SMILEY Freedom in NAME It is for freedom that NAME has set us free Stand firm then and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery Mark my words CHAR NAME tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised NAME will be of no value to you at all Again I declare to every man who lets himself be circumcised that he is obligated to obey the whole law NAME who are trying to be justified by law have been alienated from NAME you have fallen away from grace But by faith we eagerly await through the NAME the righteousness for which we hope For in NAME NAME neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love You were running a good race Who cut in on you and kept you from obeying the truth That kind of persuasion does not come from the one who calls you CHAR little yeast works through the whole batch of dough NUM am confident in the NAME that you will take no other view The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty whoever he may be Brothers if I am still preaching circumcision why am I still being persecuted In that case the offense of the cross has been abolished As for those agitators I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves You my brothers were called to be free But do not use your freedom to indulge the sinful nature NUM rather serve one another in love NAME entire law is summed up in a single command Love your neighbour as yourself NUM NAME you keep on biting and devouring each other watch out or you will be destroyed by each other Life by the NAME NAME I say live by the NAME and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature For the sinful nature desires what is contrary to the NAME and the NAME what is contrary to the sinful nature They are in conflict with each other so that you do not do what you want But if you are led by the NAME you are not under law The acts of the sinful nature are obvious sexual immorality impurity and debauchery idolatry and witchcraft hatred discord jealousy fits of rage selfish ambition dissensions factions and envy drunkenness orgies and the like I warn you as I did before that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of NAME But the fruit of the NAME is love NAME NAME NAME kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and selfcontrol Against such things there is no law Those who belong to NAME NAME have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires Since we live by the NAME let us keep in step with the NAME Let us not become conceited provoking and envying each other Footnotes NUM Or the flesh also in verses NUM NUM NUM and NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME The version is NAME if you want to know NAME sjcu NAME Hello I know it s another email from us but I ll try to keep it brief Firstly did you know that there s a group of Christians who meet to pray for NAME every week If you ve been to NAME then it s a great chance to reminisce with people about the NAME experience and to pray with people who share a passion for that continent Anyone who s been to NAME or just has a heart to pray for NAME is really welcome to come Tomorrow we re gonna be mainly praying for NAME as their vital presidential elections take place next weekend and they really need some prayer We meet on Mondays at pm in the main library in study room NUM which is off the computer room on the secondfromtop floor I ll be at the entrance to the library at NUM tomorrow if anyone wants to come Secondly you probably know that college communion is trying to be more studentfriendly The CU has been asked to lead the prayers at communion this coming Tuesday So we re looking for NUM or NUM willing volunteers to do just that you can be people who normally go or people who ve never been before like me If you re interested please let me or NAME know NAME NAME NAME Here are the prayer points for this week NAME holiday job interview on this Friday at NUM for working at hospital playscheme NAME praise NAME that her mum is a lot better all the work she needs to do before the end of term NAME CHAR tiredness work very busy NAME brother NAME who is a bit happier but still needs prayer NAME work and being able to concentrate on it NAME her dad who is still looking for work but is feeling more positive about it NAME that he will continue not being stressed about work NAME his grandad who is ill and the whole family PETE he has resigned from the NAME exec to try and sort out what he believes and thinks Pray that he will be able to talk to people who are wise who can help him with his questions JUSTIN feeling very alone at the moment not seeming to be getting better Also now got a stomach bug New Relationships pray for the new couples in college that they will be a good witness in their relationships and they will build friendships and be sensitive to others and sensible etc Passage and NAME Hi NAME Here is the passage for this week We re looking at Chapter NUM There is a link below to the commentary on this passage which might also be good to look at Commentaries are great because they put things in perspective and context So if you could read at least the passage before hand whether online or in your Bible NAME and if you want the commentary too then we can bash around some ideas and thoughts about what is being said I hope your quiet times are going well as well Please pray for mine as I have nt been able to concentrate very well You guys are a great group Lots of love NAME WEBSITE NAME NUM Doing NAME to All Brothers if someone is caught in a sin you who are spiritual should restore him gently But watch yourself or you also may be tempted Carry each other s burdens and in this way you will fulfill the law of NAME NAME anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing he deceives himself Each one should test his own actions Then he can take pride in himself without comparing himself to somebody else for each one should carry his own load Anyone who receives instruction in the word must share all good things with his instructor NAME not be deceived NAME cannot be mocked A man reaps what he sows The NUM who sows to please his sinful nature from that nature NUM will reap destruction the one who sows to please the NAME from the NAME will reap eternal life Let us not become weary in doing good for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up Therefore as we have opportunity let us do good to all people especially to those who belong to the family of believers Not Circumcision but a New Creation See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of NAME Not even those who are circumcised obey the law yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh May NUM never boast except in the cross of our NAME NAME NAME through which NUM the world has been crucified to me and NUM to the world Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything what counts is a new creation Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule even to the NAME of NAME Finally let no one cause me trouble for NUM bear on my body the marks of NAME The grace of our NAME NAME NAME be with your spirit brothers Amen Show footnotes NUM NUM NUM Or his flesh from the flesh NUM NUM NUM Or whom NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM sjcu This week s bible study reading Hi guys Here s the chapter we ll be doing in bible studies tomorrow do take the time to read it in advance if you can NAME GALATIANS NUM Doing NAME to All Brothers if someone is caught in a sin you who are spiritual should restore him gently But watch yourself or you also may be tempted Carry each other s burdens and in this way you will fulfill the law of NAME NAME anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing he deceives himself Each one should test his own actions Then he can take pride in himself without comparing himself to somebody else for each one should carry his own load Anyone who receives instruction in the word must share all good things with his instructor NAME not be deceived NAME cannot be mocked A man reaps what he sows The NUM who sows to please his sinful nature from that nature NUM will reap destruction the one who sows to please the NAME from the NAME will reap eternal life Let us not become weary in doing good for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up Therefore as we have opportunity let us do good to all people especially to those who belong to the family of believers Not Circumcision but a New Creation See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of NAME Not even those who are circumcised obey the law yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh May NUM never boast except in the cross of our NAME NAME NAME through which NUM the world has been crucified to me and NUM to the world Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything what counts is a new creation Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule even to the NAME of NAME Finally let no one cause me trouble for NUM bear on my body the marks of NAME The grace of our NAME NAME NAME be with your spirit brothers Amen Footnotes NUM Or his flesh from the flesh NUM Or whom sjcu NAME NAME NAME well its holiday time folks so NAME and I wanted to say NAME NAME NAME we forgot on Monday we hope you have fun eating a monsterous amount of chocolate but as my gran always says Do nt forget the reason for the season Just to remind you that NAME NAME Worship is on this very evening Thursday in the NAME Room at NUM NUM NAME NAME is speaking Have a great break houseparty details will hopefully be announced on the first meeting back which is the first Monday of term Just remember it s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open NAME and NAME sjcu NAME that s welcome in Spanish hi guys welcome back to this fun filled term of the beautiful and desirable things we call exams just a quick note to let you know that cu is on as normal tomorrow and promises to be its usual crazy fun packed self It will be cool to see everyone after the holidays and find out how everyone is doing take care and see you all tomorrow hopefully NAME and NAME and remember dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in mt sjcu Houseparty NAME Well after many hours of toil and sweat a houseparty venue has been uncovered It promises to be crazy fun fun fun that s alliteration if you did nt know with a trip to the beach donkey rides optional and plenty of time for NAME and NAME The dates are Monday NUM th June to Wednesday th June leaving Monday lunchtime and being back in time for tea Wednesday Do nt fret we will not be missing NAME s day How much will this exciting trip of a lifetime cost I hear you cry well for the knockdown price of pound NUM the seat on the coach of epic excitement is yours The sign up sheet will hopefully be at CU this Monday so come along and put your name down we have NUM spaces places will only be confirmed with payment of wonga CU on Monday should be helpful we are going to be looking at worry stress and how NAME really lifts us and helps us through it all so should be a real encouragement oh and by the way there are more chickens in the world than people SMILEY NAME and NAME sjcu NAME importantish Hey guys its me comin atcha in a NAME style sorry revision is making me go mad Do nt forget the lunch bar at st NAME s Fri NUM NUM NAME stress and the future its going to be a an evangelistic talky with link to explore so come along and take mates along if there stressing too food available like the mission Anyway we now have a list of names for the house but I am aware that some people did nt get the chance to put there name down and also some people were signed up by friends and may not actually be able to come etc So here is the list of names I have if you wanna come and your names not down email me and I will put you on the reserve list I cant promise you will definitely get to go but usually people drop out so you gotta be in it to win it If you do nt wanna come and your names down please can you email me too then I can take you off and unnecessary confusion is thus avoided People are CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR o NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR forest CHAR curry CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR wood CHAR NAME CHAR green CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME a NAME CHAR NAME a NAME CHAR bell bench CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME a NAME powell CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR read CHAR NAME CHAR NAME a NAME a NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME Reserve list CHAR NAME C NAME sorry thats a long email but rest assured in the knowledge that there are more frozen chickens in the worlds supermarkets than pople in NAME NAME and NAME sjcu NAME hi guys sorry to clog up your inboxes but hey you look popular at least NUM CHAR quick notices NUM NAME s Hall as at NUM tomorrow not the usual NUM NUM this is due to an early tea so come along after the delights of college gruel or whatever you have at your house it should be good NUM NAME tomorrow NAME oswalds NUM NUM evangelistic styleee exams worry and the future NUM NAME night at NAME this sat take it easy guys and we will see you if not before at CU on Monday which promises to be another journey of epically immense fun In case you did nt know handy little housekeeping tip elastic bands last longer in the fridge NAME NAME NAME NAME Here s the stuff that we prayed about this week sorry it s taken me a few days to email you NAME her dad is still looking for a job NAME Japenese conversation partners opportunities to talk about the NAME NAME exams and her dad NAME as he settles into NAME and her mum who is still ill NAME not coping very well with stuff needs more sleep NAME CHAR work NAME s friend NAME that they develop a good friendship NAME s NAME NAME work concentration NAME his brother NAME and sisters NAME NAME NAME her sister NAME who is working in NAME ELEANOR exams and work NAME exams and work See ya on Monday Love NAME Re NAME Hi fellow NAME Group members For those of you who were there last night I have found the poem I was talking about The NAME of the Year I said to the man who stood at the NAME of the Year Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown And he replied Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of NAME That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way So I went forth and finding the Hand of NAME trod gladly into the night CHAR NAME NAME NUM Fabulous If you re wondering where you might have heard it recently it was read at the NAME Mother s funeral I think NAME CHAR sjcu NAME NAME Just a quicky to say remeber cu is slightly different tomorrow as we are going to go for a walk so bring your NAME s and distress beacons It should be a good chance to chill out relax have a chat and then do some praying over NAME from what I am informed is a lovely spot NAME studies will be on as usual at NUM NUM they should be a good chance to get refreshment and encouragement from NAME s word Please can I have some money for the houseparty if your coming its pound NUM payable to NAME NAME s college CU For all those of us taking exams this week just remeber A bic biro can write km of ink continuously cheers NAME and NAME prayer meeting NUM NUM on Wednesday be there it will be monster sjcu hmmmm exciting Hey everybody Just to let you know that tomorrow night CU is going to be a bit different and very exciting We have a surprise guest person who is going to be taking CU and it promises to be interesting and encouraging NAME NAME will still be on so we can continue to learn about the Big Man Looking forward to seeing you there and to distract you a little from your revision I worked out the other day that you cant rhyme any English words with Month NAME silver purple Love NAME and NAME Houseparty money please let us have it thanks to those that have pound NUM payable NAME NAME College CU we do nt want to nag and chase people up sjcu Praise and prayer Hey final leg of exams are upon us which is jolly nice On monday at cu we are going to spend the whole time praising NAME for how awesome He is The evening will be focused on praising intermojovinated with praying It should be a really good refreshing time where we can focus on NAME collectively and make space for the NAME NAME to move take it easy NAME and NAME and this fact is very crazy an ostrich s eye is bigger than it s brain FOOD Hi Next week on Wednesday th June we re going to have a NAME NAME mealy thing in my flat NAME CHAR We ll meet at about pm I ll provide the main meal but I ll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink If you could let me know if you can make it I ll know how much food we ll need so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring and let you know in the next day or NUM So if you could reply to me as soon as possible that would be lovely Thanks Love NAME Re FOOD Hi NAME Just realised that stupid me has another thing on on Wednesday night Can we move this to friday or tuesday or saturday or sunday lunchtime Can you reply quickish please Sorry SJThompson wrote Hi Next week on Wednesday th June we re going to have a NAME NAME mealy thing in my flat NAME CHAR We ll meet at about pm I ll provide the main meal but I ll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink If you could let me know if you can make it I ll know how much food we ll need so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring and let you know in the next day or NUM So if you could reply to me as soon as possible that would be lovely Thanks Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re FOOD Tuesday night anyone NAME CHAR TS NAME wrote Hi NAME Just realised that stupid me has another thing on on Wednesday night Can we move this to friday or tuesday or saturday or sunday lunchtime Can you reply quickish please Sorry SJThompson wrote Hi Next week on Wednesday th June we re going to have a NAME NAME mealy thing in my flat NAME CHAR We ll meet at about pm I ll provide the main meal but I ll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink If you could let me know if you can make it I ll know how much food we ll need so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring and let you know in the next day or NUM So if you could reply to me as soon as possible that would be lovely Thanks Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM sjcu Crazy fun hey you crazy funsters just to let you know cu is still on tomorrow night at NUM NUM its the last one of the term due to NAME praise and the awe inspiring houseparty so it would be really cool to get together and encourage each other It will also be a nice chance to see those hallowed third years in the cu setting see you there NAME and NAME new fact this week its a question first person with the correct answer via email gets a very special prize what percentage of an average person typing is done by their left hand sjcu Packed lunches Hi folks NUM quick reminders Firstly if you are a liverin and coming on the houspearty please fill out a slip for a packed lunch and get it to me NAME by pm on Wednesday NAME C This will ensure you get a packed lunch for the journey down to the houseparty Secondly info about the NAME training seminars They are in NAME s Institute on Wednesday th and Thursday th June and will last no longer than an hour and a half Making friends with international students Thursday NUM am Making the most of one to NUM Wednesday NUM am or Thursday NUM pm Making the most of small groups Wednesday NUM pm or Thursday NUM am Making the most of evangelistic events Thursday NUM pm Each session is selfcontained so there s no need to go to both sessions under NUM heading Please make the most of these they should be a brilliant opportunity to get more experience and more ideas especially if you do a NUM or might be doing one next year That s your lot NAME and NAME sjcu NAME final details IMPORTANT Hi guys last minute details for the houseparty are as follows NUM Meet at am outside NAME House to catch the coach Please do nt be late SMILEY NUM You need to bring sleeping bag pillow case or sheets duvet toiletries towel tea towel essential torch optional sports equipment board games twister etc videos anything fun that you re willing to bring along for us to watch beach stuff towel swimming costume etc optional footwear for indoors and outdoors if poss NAME notebook pen lunch for the journey or pick up your packed lunch at breakfast from college if you ve ordered NUM something nice and sweet to share muffins cookies sweets or chocolate you get the idea NUM We ll be arriving back in NAME between NUM and pm on Wednesday th NUM Remember NOT to sign yourself out for meals because we ve already claimed the money back for them NAME then enjoy NAME NAME and the beautiful weather we re having NAME and NAME Did you know In NAME the children make pets of goliath beetles the biggest beetle in the world they tie string to them and fly them like kites sjcu NAME NAME Hi guys Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came on the houseparty for being such a brilliant bunch of people and making it such a lot of fun Despite the NAME match the evangelistic NAME is still going on on Saturday lunchtime but the talk will be at NUM noon so that people can then go and watch the football in NAME Hall Food will be available before and after the game and at halftime Please make the most of the opportunity for your friends to hear the gospel without even venturing outside of NAME or missing the football Also if anyone would like to be a steward and that does NOT involve missing the football then please reply to this email See you all soon at NAME Praise on Monday NAME and NAME sjcu NAME NAME take NUM Slight change of plan the talk has been moved to whenever the match finishes so hopefully around pm The NAME will also be happening after the match not before Pass the message on Also the last college communion of term is on Tuesday and NAME NAME is preaching Should be really good NAME and NAME sjcu NAME praise and anyone up for a fight Guys just NUM quick things NAME praise is on in NAME hall tonight NUM NUM NAME Lane from soul survivour NAME and the band HEAT is our speaker Come along secondly this turs we have organised a HILL CHAR NAME wide game and potentially a lot of water fighting The idea is we get all the cu togehter having some fun so we can meet some guys from other colleges Its being organised by the cu s but is open to anyone who wants a laugh on thurs The basic format is a widegame with rules to be explained on thurs As I said anyone is welcome so bring your friends along NB there wont be a talk or anything Its happening at NUM NUM on thurs so we will meet in reception at NUM NUM ish If people have buckets of water pistols etc bring them along any queries hit me back NAME The longest one syllable word in the english language is screeched sjcu NAME Only me again this water fight on thursday could people email NAME back if interested its just that we need to get carrots and potatoes if we are playing and I dont want to get any if people are nt playing There is no pressure on playing I realise that everyone is very busy and that registering is also going on no worries NAME NAME and NAME reply to EMAIL sjcu Prayer meeting Hello The last prayer meeting of term is tomorrow NAME morning in NAME s room NAME C at the controversial time of am Please come it s your last chance this year ever It ll be really good to commit our summers to NAME See you there NAME and NAME sjcu Hello Hi and welcome back to beautiful NAME Hope you all had a great summer sorry about the lack of emails from us Just to let you know about what s going on this week Tomorrow Wed at pm in NAME NAME is the NAME Guide to Churches You re more than welcome to come along and chat to some freshers afterwards Saturday night at NAME NAME are putting on a big evange event featuring NAME the band who played during the misison It should be great and it s not just for freshers so drag some friends along NAME Ballroom pound NUM entry with a talk by NAME Gobbett from NAME Monday night is the first CU meeting of term hurray To fit in with the Freshers timetable it will be starting at NAME and will finish by pm BIBLE STUDIES WILL NOT FOLLOW THE MEETING They are beginning on Monday th October Please keep coming especially to the bible studies do nt feel that you ve outgrown CU The freshers are sure to benefit from getting to know some older Christians Also the NAME studies will be in a new format this year so even if you gave up on them last year it s worth giving them another try There ll 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seriously as a body of believers What an amazing priviledge to come together and pray to a NAME who not only has promised to hear us but also to be amongst us and even to pray for us through His own NAME We ll keep it flexible from week to week and see what happens and where it takes us NAME intercession worship bible fellowship whatever And we ll try and get everyone involved if we can What should I bring Yourself wholly and completely ready to hear from NAME A coat just in case we decide to go somewhere more interesting Rest is optional NAME Biscuits Bottle SMILEY do nt worry about it this week we can take turns to bring biscuits dinner is negotiable if anyone wants feeding for whatever reason just let NAME know Be excited NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR number is NUM NUM NUM if you need to get in touch sjcu Welcome to the CU Mailing List Hello This email is meant for all those who signed up to the CU mailing list last night Monday You should also have received an email from majordomo 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to the normal time of NUM with bible studies afterwards Come along with your deoderant SMILEY NAME tea time see you soon NAME and NAME Did you know there is only NUM street in the world which has had NUM NAME peace prize winners living in it A very special prize is waiting to the first correct answer recieved as to the location of this fallowed street sjcu NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi guys Here s a message from NAME NAME to let you know about NAME NAME in case you had nt guessed it was excellent last year and comes highly recommended Also if you want to go on NAME the evangelism traning course then it s not too late just email your name college and course to EMAIL before Monday NAME NAME I m writing to tell you about NAME Alive that will be happening during the NAME holidays from sat NUM thur NUM april NUM For those of you who do nt know NAME NAME is a part of NAME Harvest especially geared towards students at NAME NAME and is a really good opportunity to hear good Christian teaching and to be involved in seminars and small groups There are only a limited number of places allocated on a first come first served basis and if you want to go I need as soon as possible a deposit of pound NUM or if you prefer the full amount of pound NUM cheques made out to NAME no NUM account please a photocopy of both sides of your NAME Campus card your email address college and address if you re living out this year You can send them to me through internal mail at NAME and I ll also be at NAME on Saturday evening If anything s not clear or you have any questions you can email me EMAIL I think that s it for now though NAME NAME sjcu News Dear one and all Next week CU will be starting a new page in its history and meeting in wait for it NAME NAME cheers and applause The reason for this is as you may well have realised we are bursting at the seams in the NAME Room and it gets rather wiffy So see you at NUM on NAME Hall on Monday with a view to it becoming a permanent arrangement we ll see how it goes NAME ra NAME NAME Be warned CHAR polar bear is more likely to attack you with its left paw than its right paw sjcu NAME Howdy doody NUM and all Sorry to bug and clog up your inboxs but we have some terribly exciting verging on quality news we are just itching to impart with you you Firstly the infamous houseparty sheet will be at CU tomorrow so come along and shove your name down CHAR CHAR are quality NAME you get away form NAME and get to know people from CU alot better without the sweat of mon nights Its going to be pound NUM and places are yours once we have the wonga payable to NAME NAME s Christian NAME So you could be ultra organised and bring a cheques as well Talking of sweat we have decided to move into NAME hall this monday This is a trial period so we shall see how it goes any feedback would be most welcome NAME gotta go just realised that the shortest intercojntinental flight in the world only takes NUM mins NAME its only NUM miles anyone wanna guess from where to where answers on a stamp NAME and NAME sjcu Exciting international things Hi guys As promised here is NAME and NAME s report about their trip to NAME in the summer There s also a note from NAME NAME who runs the NAME prayer group NAME reading NAME and NAME Hi I run a prayer group for anyone who has an interest and a heart for praying for nations in NAME You may have taken a gap year and would like to continue praying for people you met So here s how We get together on Tuesday lunchtimes from pm in NAME NAME Chapel We chat about things going on there and share our love of different places and then pray lots Its informal and a good chance to build new friendships We d love to see our group grow and see NAME answer our prayers and change lives in nations that are in great need of him Please come along NAME bless zannax Latin Link trip to NAME NUM NAME and NAME To be honest I really do nt know where to start in writing this report on my trip to Ecuadorthe people The places The work The fun It would take many hours and many many pages to tell you all about it but I d still fail I do nt think I would ever be able to fully share what I saw and experienced there the task is too huge and complex as such things always are but I ll try Our real project or should I say focussed aim was to build a Sunday school for a church in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME a new and rapidly growing city South East of Quito the capitol We arrived at the church on our first day expecting to find virgin soil just waiting to be dug but why make it easy when difficult is so much more fun The NUM NUM and a half metre square foundation holes could not be dug until the concrete had been cracked through This was done by bashing with a heavy iron NAME until you got little cracks which then after many hours turn into a hole you can put your hand through The digging itself could actually be quite fun and it gave me a real sense of achievement knowing that I could hide in my hole if the need ever arose However when the hole got so deep that I had trouble reaching to get the soil out I began to wonder how I was going to get out The most sophisticated piece of equipment in NAME is wait for it the spade the wheel NAME was a close contender but due to its persistent malfunctioning was disqualified so we spent many hours of fun pretending to be a cement mixers It also meant that was had to make all the iron supportssawing bending and quilting as we affectionately named it twisting wire to join the poles It was while quilting we discussed debated argued sang and most definitely bonded Despite it being really tough work NAME really blessed us on the building site particularly with the relationships with our maestros He also really protected us the only accident being a very funny although highly embarrassing incident when I fell down the well When we were nt building we tried to get involved with the youth as much as possible but in all honesty they were so fascinated by the strange gringos that we did nt really have much choice Each Tuesday we ran after school groups for NUM year olds in which we d play silly games and do a sketch based around a Bible passage which we d then get them to learn The children s enthusiasm passion and attentiveness to the verses we asked them to learn our plays they spontaneously performed for us and most of all NAME was both humbling and hugely encouraging Each day at NUM o clock on our crawl home from work children from the local houses would rush out to meet us which prompted us to start a nd club held on the street The most disastrous club we ran may actually turn out to be the most successful It was our last week and so taking into account previous weeks we judged that a slightly more challenging and mature approach was needed However when NUM o clock came only one of our usual girls was there so we sat down and prayed as we always did but we also prayed that Hoard loads of children from the poor areas who the week before we d given out clothes to that had never been to church before would come As we finished praying we looked up to see NUM children aged between NUM and NUM flood through the gates EVERYTHING we planned went wrong and our impromptu play was a shambles due to our lack of Spanish we started acting a completely different part of the prodigal son to that which was being read out However in the midst of chaos NAME was there controlling and showing his power despite and through our human failings And that was exactly what is was like all the way through our trip when our money did nt come through from NAME our water did nt work in the toilet which although very annoying and smelly at the time meant we did nt have to pay our deposit The day the toilet was fixed our money arrived Whenever someone felt a bit ill prayer restored their health so despite guarantees that we would all get ill at some point NAME bless us amazingly all the time We felt his presence continually and his hand always guiding us Whenever things were tough or went wrong or we felt discouraged His spirit was there up lifting us and helping us forward I want to end by saying my trip was a life changing experience but was it really It should have been I know that but how much it actually affects my day to day life now is shamefully questionable NUM week another team member and I gave out tickets to poor families so they could come to the church and collect clothes and toys The poverty there was so shocking it was practically indescribable NUM people living in NUM house the size of my small dining room at home the only water coming from a stagnant mosquito breeding stream And yet despite all this I complain about our cramped flat that is nt big enough to have a party in NUM time when we had a weekend off we went with the missionary family to the beach NUM evening we sat in the town square and ate chicken and chips We had too much to finish so we found a group of shoe shine boys and gave them our leftover The look on one of the boy s faces I vowed to remember forever mixture of disbelief and sheer joy that someone would give them food or what we would consider scraps that we did nt want or need It was so humbling My time in NAME taught me many things perseverance NAME compassion courage to be challenged but one of the most important things which I need continual reminding about is how exceptionally blessed we all are in so many ways It s not about trying to fit the Ecuadorian lifestyle into ours but it is being truly grateful and thankful for what we do have both physically and spiritually And most of all giving praise back to the only one who deserves it NAME study social ok guys here s the deal Monday th Nov after CU we can CHAR go to NAME cheap night and have a meal CHAR go to NAME and have a pudding CHAR go to mine or NAME s flat and have some sort of food and a chill out time CHAR something else CHAR nothing Please email back asa CHAR and let me know what you think See you all soon take care do nt work too hard Blessings Love NAME sjcu Tonight hello hope everyone is doing well and enjoying the funs of NAME weather all you southerners must be wondering whats going on This is just an ickle email to tell you CU is in LEECH HALL agan tonight the feedback has been mainly positive so we are going to give it another whirl Tonight is going to be a bit dif again as we are going to concentrate on Worship and Prayer centered around the Kingdom of NAME So please come along after all youre not at uni to do work NAME interest for the CU houseparty has been outstanding at present all those who soigned up at CU are going but it maybe a tiny squash so if anyone is prepared to sleep on the floor please let us know it seemed a bit harsh to do a ballot to get the NUM so we are going to do it this way But as the houseparty is less than NUM weeks away we need your cheques NAME more anacronymns NAME So tongight would be good to bring them along too or put in the NAME or NAME pigeon hole or please bring them to our flat NAME CHAR or just randomly see us in the street and we can do the exchange there as long its in a brown paper bag Its pound NUM payable to NAME NAME NAME NAME Thanks guys its been really qua tremendous to see everyone there at CU and then at NAME studies All our love NAME and NAME NAME its early I cant think of a fact so I will leave you with a thought of an NUM year old apparently in a bible lesson at sunday school Christians are only allowed to marry NUM person this is called monotony sjcu NAME NAME NAME Hi guys Hope you all enjoyed CU last night and got something out of it NUM things there are NUM places left for NAME NAME if you re interested NUM april butlins NAME pound NUM in total Send a photocopy of both sides of your NAME card and pound NUM deposit to NAME NAME at NAME NAME if you want to go Secondly here s a bit more info about NAME NAME from NAME NAME Do nt forget to get in touch if you want to be involved love NAME NAME Hey everyone mainly for the benefit of the st years but everyone else please read the adverts here s a brief explanation of what NAME NAME is all about and why you should all look forward to coming NAME NAME Monday th November NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is a intercollegiate studentled worship event that s put on in the NAME NAME once a term with a focus towards studentaimed discipleship teaching Our mission statement can be found here if you re interested WEBSITE It s run independently of the other Christian organisations in NAME including NAME but operates in conjunction with NAME s Hall Worship and under the supervision of NAME s College Chaplain NAME NAME This is a great opportunity to get involved with something involving people from across the Colleges and come together for a great time of worship expecting to hear from NAME and be challenged We had some really amazing evenings last year and we re fully expecting NAME to do some more great stuff this year CHAR couple of adverts Stewards anyone who would nt mind helping out on the evening with setting up clearing up refreshments directing people into College etc please get in touch with NAME EMAIL NAME NAME anyone who s interested in being involved in the prayer ministry side of things we d love to hear from you If you d like to be involved we d like you to attend a training evening on Weds th November at pm in the NAME Room Even if you ve had experience on prayer teams before we feel it s important to make sure everyone is clear about the NAME vision and is approaching the ministry time from the same direction If you attended the training evening last term you do nt need to come again If you re interested in getting involved or if you have any questions about this side of things please get in touch either with myself EMAIL or NAME EMAIL Everyone else please pray Cheers NAME NAME Other people who ll be good for answering questions if you run into them NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL sjcu NAME Forgot to say if you want to come to NAME NAME the cheque needs to be made payable to NAME No NUM Account for pound NUM NAME NAME If you feel like paying up for the houseparty that would also be great SMILEY pound NUM to NAME NAME s Christian NAME Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NAME here s the passage Have a read through it either now or later so that when we come to it on Monday we have a basic idea of what is going on What might also be good is to sit down sometime and just have a read through of the whole letter Hope you are all well NAME cause it s a beautiful day NAME NAME NUM NUM You foolish NAME Who has bewitched you Before your very eyes NAME NAME was clearly portrayed as crucified NUM I would like to learn just NUM thing from you Did you receive the NAME by observing the law or by believing what you heard NUM Are you so foolish After beginning with the NAME are you now trying to attain your goal by human effort NUM Have you suffered so much for nothing if it really was for nothing NUM Does NAME give you his NAME and work miracles among you because you observe the law or because you believe what you heard NUM Consider NAME He believed NAME and it was credited to him as righteousness NUM NUM NAME then that those who believe are children of NAME NUM The Scripture foresaw that NAME would justify the Gentiles by faith and announced the gospel in advance to NAME All nations will be blessed through you NUM NUM So those who have faith are blessed along with NAME the man of faith NUM All who rely on observing the law are under a curse for it is written NAME is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law NUM NUM Clearly no one is justified before NAME by the law because The righteous will live by faith NUM NUM The law is not based on faith on the contrary The man who does these things will live by them NUM NUM NAME redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us for it is written NAME is everyone who is hung on a tree NUM NUM He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to NAME might come to the Gentiles through NAME NAME so that by faith we might receive the promise of the NAME NUM Brothers let me take an example from everyday life Just as no one can set aside or add to a human covenant that has been duly established so it is in this case NUM The promises were spoken to NAME and to his seed The Scripture does not say and to seeds meaning many people but and to your seed NUM meaning NUM person who is NAME NUM What I mean is this The law introduced NUM years later does not set aside the covenant previously established by NAME and thus do away with the promise NUM For if the inheritance depends on the law then it no longer depends on a promise but NAME in his grace gave it to NAME through a promise NUM What then was the purpose of the law It was added because of transgressions until the Seed to whom the promise referred had come The law was put into effect through angels by a mediator NUM A mediator however does not represent just NUM party but NAME is one NUM Is the law therefore opposed to the promises of NAME Absolutely not For if a law had been given that could impart life then righteousness would certainly have come by the law NUM But the Scripture declares that the whole world is a prisoner of sin so that what was promised being given through faith in NAME NAME might be given to those who believe NUM Before this faith came we were held prisoners by the law locked up until faith should be revealed NUM So the law was put in charge to lead us to NAME SMILEY that we might be justified by faith NUM Now that faith has come we are no longer under the supervision of the law NUM You are all sons of NAME through faith in NAME NAME NUM for all of you who were baptized into NAME have clothed yourselves with NAME NUM There is neither Jew nor Greek slave nor free male nor female for you are all one in NAME NAME NUM If you belong to NAME then you are NAME s seed and heirs according to the promise NUM NUM Gen NUM NUM NUM SMILEY Gen NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Gen NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Or charge until NAME came Lifted from an email by NAME NAME Here s just a quick explanation about the uses of curses in the NAME so hopefully verse NUM will make more sense Being cursed is an inevitable consequence of sin NAME NUM NUM NAME is the man who carves an image or casts an idola thing detestable to the LORD the work of the craftsman s handsand sets it up in secret Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who dishonors his father or his mother Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who moves his neighbor s boundary stone Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who leads the blind astray on the road Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who withholds justice from the alien the fatherless or the widow Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who sleeps with his father s wife for he dishonors his father s bed Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who has sexual relations with any animal Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who sleeps with his sister the daughter of his father or the daughter of his mother Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who sleeps with his motherinlaw Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who kills his neighbor secretly Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who accepts a bribe to kill an innocent person Then all the people shall say Amen NUM NAME is the man who does not uphold the words of this law by carrying them out Then all the people shall say Amen As we all sin we all deserve to be cursed NAME wants us to be free to have a relationship with Him and so NAME took the curse for us NAME NUM NUM Be sure to bury him that same day because anyone who is hung on a tree is under NAME s curse NAME NUM NUM NAME redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us for it is written NAME is everyone who is hung on a tree I hope that this makes sense NAME NAME wrote Hello everyone Sorry it s taken me a few days to get round to emailing you I have been sooooooo busy this week but now I m at home for a few days so I have a bit more time now For those of you who do nt know at NAME NAME on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week and not just on a Monday night So that s what I ll try and do Sorry if I get any facts wrong I m trying to remember it all Explore courses and CHAR NAME s mum who is ill with pneumonia but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her NAME s grandad who is ill and the rest of the family NAME s brother NAME who is still finding it difficult at school Word who are going to the NAME NAME this Sunday NAME s work that he does some and the phd that he has applied to do NAME NAME who is still ill NAME s friends in flat NAME CHAR that there is peace there NAME s mum who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home and since she retired NAME NAME speaker or has that been sorted out now NAME s summer NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday I think we re doing NAME NUM Maybe NAME will send you an email with it on if you re nice to him Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM sjcu Houseparty extravaganza Hi guys apologies for the length of this email and even more apologies if it doesnt apply to you but we need to let everyone know the full details of the monsterly exciting and quite large housepartywhich is the weekend coming NAME the first thing is we have NUM buses which will be taking us to destination paradise or knock One will be going from outside NAME House the union building and the other smaller bus will be going form NAME We need NUM people who wnat to go from NAME think no luggage carrying please email ME NAME if you wanna do that cheers guys both places you need to be there by NUM NUM or I will get NAME midlock to hit you with a wet fish We will hopefully be back form the houseparty by NUM NUM on sunday in time for college dinner etc NAME stuff you need to bring please dont bring too much NAME the coach isnt that big and we do have a lot of food Sleeping bag or sheets NAME NAME Stuff you dont mind gettting a bit muddy including footwear Something nice and sweet to share eg choc muffins cake etc Football socks for a game dont worry if dont have any all will be revealed NAME notebook NAME towel Torch if got NUM NAME if you want NAME mats etc if you dont mind lending to someone NAME nearly there now the final thing is below is the list we have for people who are coming if youre on the list and you dont wanna come please let us know NAME NAME there are people on the reserve list WE NEED YOUR MONEY BY NAME NIGHT if you havent paid or I will send spiderman round to your house The list NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME o NAME NAME NAME anatasia freemanpowell NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME minnikin hetty clingan NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME wood NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME eliie NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME kathrin goeb NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Reserve list NAME NAME NAME NAME If youre a veggie or have any wierd dieteray requirements can you let us know NAME cheers sorry that was a really long email but these things have to be done CU is in NAME hall on monday so come along and have crazy fun all our love NAME wood and Miss NAME fact of the day is NAME NAME NAME father of the telephone never phoned his mummy She was deaf sjcu NAME fun stuff Hi guys couple of things we forgot to mention last night thanks for all the ideas very thought provoking we will return to them in the very near future anyway houseparty is nearly here which is very very very very very very mildy exciting even if you not CHAR ping please read on NAME some imp info at bottom Its really important the st and rd years in college dont sign out of any meals for the weekend as we are actually claiming them back for you to help subsidise food So please dont sign out or anything cheers SMILEY secondly sorry for none margarets people can the guys on the minibus NAME NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rep NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME please bring a mug plate bowl and cutlery its just there might not be enough at knock make sure you know its yours so you can bring it home thirdly in true NAME and NAME stylee dont forget your tea towel and fithly is that a word if you have a musical instrument and wanna bring it along there maybe an oppurtunity to play obviously think about how big it is and how big the bus is NAME tomorrow morning wed NAME C NAME and NAME s room NUM come it will be tremendous Also afternoon prayer tomorrow at brockwell CHAR NAME NUM NUM ish And NAME hall worship is at for NUM week only NAME NUM NUM so go alongSMILEY sorry that was very dully boringy and adminy but at least you can be safe in the knowledge that the international dialling code for NAME is NUM must dash have a call to make NAME and NAME sjcu NAME NAME NAME this is a very quick email there is NO CU tonight cue applause However do not despair because in NAME hall there will be the fantastic BAILEY PRAISE It starts at NUM NUM and will be a great oppurtunity to meet NAME and be real with him There will also be no bible studies due to NAME praise CU will be back to normal next week back in NAME hall adn dont forget the stupendous NAME will be on at wed NUM NUM NAME s room cruddas D I think so come along especially the boys I am feeling slightly outnumbered So NAME praise NAME unless youre reaidng this on tuesday on which case you have missed it sorry did you know the americans spent millions of dollers developing a pen which would work in space you can now buy them for pound NUM argos a veritable bargain whilst the russians just used a pencil love ya NAME ps big thankyou to the houseparty massif for the way they cleaned the centre up this aft and then got on the buses it was muchus appreciated youre all stars sjcu NAME s Hall Worship Hello NUM and all Just NUM quick notices in case you were having withdrawal symptoms from the recent lack of notices NAME s Hall Worship will be on NAME this week at NAME in the chapel And NAME is on as usual this SATURDAY at pm in NAME See you soon NAME and NAME sjcu NAME Just another quick notice for you this time about the lunchbar on Friday Should be good NAME Dear All Why do bad things happen to good people This Friday th November there will be an evangelistic lunchbar This will take the form of a talk and question time on the topic of suffering given by NAME NAME There will also be a chance to buy a cheap lunch If this kind of format is new to you ask a second or third year how it works it s a great way to engage with issues that people may have and very accessible In NAME there will be a series of these lunchbars and evening talks and events entitled ENCOUNTER NAME NAME will be speaking then so come along and check him out The lunchbar is in NAME NAME s Institute at pm on Friday th Please be inviting friends and coming along yourselves The Central NAME NAME normally at pm in NAME NAME s on a Friday will be at NUM and praying specifically for the lunchbar so if you re free do come a little bit earlier and pray for the event Yours NAME NAME no subject Hi folks Well hope everyone who was on the NAME has recovered amd no one is suffering food poisoning just to remind you that bible study is on this week as normal would be fab to sees you all there but if work etc is piling up do nt worry if you have a spare few minutes ho ho you might like to read the passage for next week which is the bit in NAME NUM I think about the Little Children coming to NAME and the story of the NAME young NAME Bring food if you want it I do stress less more chocolate must run have a lecture take care Love NAME xxx sjcu Ice skating iso CHAR anyoneF NAME NAME everyone is recovered from the houseparty and NAME NAME could sound cheesy here I think I will NAME is good and has blown me away with his faithfulness He s quality Anyway a couple of quick things NAME and I wondered if instead of a proper CU on the nd NAME our last one before christmas due to the NAME service everyone would like to have a chance of fufilling there lifelong fantasy of being part of NAME On Ice by going NAME SKATING at the gala theatre If we can get a hundred people we can book the whole place out and have it all for NUM hours NUM The cost is pound NUM per head and as NAME told me on the phone very excitidly you get a free drink in the words of NAME Get In We need to book it but there is no point if loads of you think its a wrong idea or wouldnt wanna come So what we need is for you to email us if you DONT WANT TO COME That way we can get an idea of rough interest Let us know SMILEY Secondly as some of the second years and third years will know NAME NAME is not with us this year NAME she is working for NAME down in the NAME village She says hello and wants to hear all the news purely on a prayerful interest level so email her she can still access her NAME account IF you dont know her who cares email her anyway it will be good to make a new friend her email is EMAIL Lastly below please find a message abour the diccu houseparty last date is saturday at NAME love NAME And NAME thought I would give a relevant fact today when they first performed NAME on ice they had to treat the performer who was goofy for frost bite on his nose In there desire to be authentic they gave goofy a wet nose and it froze The deadline for the NAME NAME IS THE TH NAME Make sure you get your forms to NAME NAME by then You can send them by internal mail to NAME NAME post them to NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME DE give the forms and deposits to me at NAME or email me the details by replying to this email and sending it to EMAIL Name College NAME willing to play in music group yes no Willing to be on the catering team yes no Special dietary requirements There will be a limited number of spaces available if you miss the deadline If you miss the deadline please email me so that we know how many people are wanting to come You can fill in this email send it to rm inwood to guarantee a place NAME is able to subsidise anyone who is finding it difficult to afford going on the housparty Please contact me if you have a questions about the housparty Thanks NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Breakfast Hi everyone Hope youre all ok and not too snowed under with work This Monday is our last Monday NAME study this term coz we re all going ice skating the week after and then its the student carol service on the th So we thought perhaps after Monday we could have one more Bible NAME on Sunday th December over breakfast up at NAME Either at am ish so as people can get off to NAME afterwards if they want or we could make it brunch at about am and people can go to NAME in the evening Can you let me know whether youd prefer the early breakfast idea or the brunch NUM and also if you can make th NAME or not NAME thats about all and I dont recall essays being mentioned in the NAME so they cant be that important after all See you on Monday Take care NAME Re NAME NAME Breakfast Hi NAME Early breakfast would be best for me Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi everyone Hope youre all ok and not too snowed under with work This Monday is our last Monday NAME study this term coz we re all going ice skating the week after and then its the student carol service on the th So we thought perhaps after Monday we could have one more Bible Study on Sunday th December over breakfast up at NAME Either at NUM am ish so as people can get off to NAME afterwards if they want or we could make it brunch at about am and people can go to NAME in the evening Can you let me know whether youd prefer the early breakfast idea or the brunch NUM and also if you can make th NAME or not NAME thats about all and I dont recall essays being mentioned in the NAME so they cant be that important after all See you on Monday Take care NAME sjcu NAME or NAME Greetings right just a quick NUM NAME I m meant to be working but just to remind everyone about the ice skating extravaganza which is happening a week on monday NUM december at the NAME rink We still need to people to sign and pay up so if you ve not signed up and wanna come or you need to do is email me straight back go on do it now I can see you thinkng about it and say yes NAME I would love to come The cost is pound NUM for NUM hours of exclusive use which cant be bad Its open to anyone and everyone so bring friends either from NAME or anywhere really Its not going to be all christiany so dont worry we wont be doing worhsip dance on ice Just a chance to have a bit of a laugh really NAME cant think of a lot else to say it the last proper cu on monday before the end of term so come along NAME we will be making advent candles in a blue NAME stylee so bring your coat hangers NAME NAME and NAME ps pay us the money for ice skaitng this monday And todays exciting tidbit of information is the copyright for NAME NAME was left to NAME NAME street Hospital when NAME NAME died and is the only copyright to exist indefinatley NAME sjcu Elbowlicking Very quickly please can everyone who is coming to ice skaitng get there money to us NAME There are still places left so let me know if you wanna come invite people and if the worst comes to the worst just turn up on monday night and you will be ok Everybody is welcome SMILEY so get practicing the dance to NAME however you spell it and CHAR expect to see those triple loop salco s with NAME on moday night It is also apparently impossible to lick your elbow if your in private reading this please try if your CHAR in the computer room then even better why dont you challenge the person next to you to see who can do it first Keep it real Lots of shalomic love NAME sjcu Saturday Hello NUM and all Just a quick one to remind you about the Christmas present wrapping that s going on in NAME s as part of serving NAME Lots of helpers welcome NAME and NAME NAME NAME little helpers Hope you are enjoying all those essay deadlines and stressful moments because you can look forward to Saturday when you can have half a day of relaxing christmas wrapping The day will be split up into NUM NUM NUM and NUM and anyone who is super holy and feels called to help me set up and pack away is more than welcome to assist If you can email me with what times you can do or if NAME has been telling you to do the whole day thats wonderful I hope to hear from you all soon Yours in NAME NAME NAME the NUM with super curly hair EMAIL sjcu Ice Skating IMPORTANT HI guys hope everyone is well and not stressing about the joys of essays This is just to let you lkmow whats going on tmorrow night were going to meet in THE WALLIS ROOM at NUM NUM I know this means the livers out have to come in but its easier if we all arrive as a big group to the monsterous rink of fun We are ice skaitng from NUM so we should have a lot of fun and in the words of my wonderful mother wrap up warm the ice is NAME If you ve said youre comimg can you please make every effort to come and bring your NUM quid there are still loads of spaces left so come and bring people even if you havent signed up and if people dont come CU and my credit card are going to be in massive debt NAME we have had to pay the amount up front That was my little beg bit if you had nt noticed SMILEY It should be crazy and exciting so come along love NAME and NAME Today thought I would leave you with a wonderingment that hit me last night in NAME Why are mince pies made of mincemeat when they are suitable for vegetarians if anyone knows why let me know NAME I think it will bug me for the rest of the holidays otherwise sjcu Deck the halls with bows of NAME Hi guys Firstly thanks so much to you guys who turned up for the wonders of the ice skating and made it not a silent night Everyone seemed to have a quality time and it was great to see people having a bit of a laugh Special metion goes to NAME presidente NAME for doing NAME the Eagle on ice if you dont get that I m obviously getting old and NAME for wiping out spectacularly in the brightest pink flares I have ever seen Also as NUM ships go sailing by apologies about the lack of mulled wine and hot chocolate and the half on half off thing The company recieved a nice arsey email from me this moring so we wait with baited breath doubtless the herald angels will sing Now onto more important things It is time to get a bit christmassy with Misses NAME and NAME crap joke I know and to help you this coming monday there is a wonderful carol service in NAME Cathedral put on by the lovely DICCU ites It was awesome last year NAME the cathedral was full and in fine voice There is a little talk about the meaning of christmas so its great to invite anyone along to not exclusive in anyway open to everyone including NAME s mummy and daddy We thought it would be nice if people want to go as a group to go together so are going to meet at NUM NUM in reception We will leave fairly prompt If you wanna come under your own steam thats cool the options there if you want it Afterwards there will be mince pies etc in NAME hall so come back like we NUM kings and eat them which leads me onto saying if you wanna donate some mince pies then take them to NAME or give them to someone who is going or chuck them away in a manger or in NAME hall monday night NAME that s all folks gotta go to royal davids city for tea If youre really bored you can see how many NAME titles I have got into the above email yes I know its not taxing but humour me answer at bottom And the fact today is that for some unknown reason a ducks quack doesnt echo fascinating keep going for the answer In the words of delirious you gotta go deeper nearly there NUM I think SMILEY sjcu Mince pies and houseparties Hello This is an appeal for a few helpers to help out with serving the refreshments after the CU carol service on Monday night It does nt involve doing anything beforehand just turning up afterwards in NAME Hall to put out mince pies take them round the hoards of hungry carol singers and help collect up the rubbish afterwards If you d like to help out please let me know NAME And another thing if you re going on the NAME houseparty in January there s a message below from the houseparty organisers that you need to reply to Love NAME Hi guys I m on the houseparty committee and I m trying to organise transport and accommodation Out of the NUM people that are going only NUM or so have indicated that they either have room in their house or that they need accommodation for the th and or th of January Consequently I would be really grateful if you could send an Email to either NAME or myself letting us know NUM Who you want to share a cabin with NUM or NUM people NUM If you have any space in your house on the th or th NUM If you need somewhere to stay or leave luggage on the th or th NUM How you are planning on travelling up to NAME in time for the houseparty The last one is so that we can decide if it is worth booking train tickets from NAME to NAME The relevant Email addresses are EMAIL and EMAIL Thanks so much NAME Sunday bible study breakfat hey peeps Sorry ths email is kinda delayed and shortnotice my fault not NAME s keep forgetting to do it basicaly time am this Sunday til when you need to leave prob no later than NUM place NAME s flat NAME NAME or NAME we ll put a sign on the door Please do not ring the buzzer special request from the flat mates someone should be outside the door so you can get in if not the codde is NUM shhhhh top secret bring bible and if pos p to cover the price of breakfast nothing excititng cereal toast sausages well hope NAME this makes sense Was up til am doing an essay so am not functioning normally Take care enjoy the last weekend of term dont work too hard and we ll sees ya sunday AM oh by the way I ve jst remebered the actual poinjt of thid email please reply to GRAHAM on EMAIL to conform you are coming so we know how many cornflakes to buy cheers Love NAME xx Sunday bible study breakfast Hi NAME Just to let you know that I ca nt come to breakfast on Sunday Hope you all have a great time NAME Re Sunday bible study breakfat Hi guys Just so we dont annoy everyone who lives downstairs by hammering on their door early on Sunday morning my flat is NAME CHAR not CHAR See you on Sunday NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote hey peeps Sorry ths email is kinda delayed and shortnotice my fault not NAME s keep forgetting to do it basicaly time am this Sunday til when you need to leave prob no later than NUM place NAME s flat NAME NAME or NAME we ll put a sign on the door Please do not ring the buzzer special request from the flat mates someone should be outside the door so you can get in if not the codde is NUM shhhhh top secret bring bible and if pos p to cover the price of breakfast nothing excititng cereal toast sausages well hope NAME this makes sense Was up til am doing an essay so am not functioning normally Take care enjoy the last weekend of term dont work too hard and we ll sees ya sunday AM oh by the way I ve jst remebered the actual poinjt of thid email please reply to GRAHAM on EMAIL to conform you are coming so we know how many cornflakes to buy cheers Love NAME xx sjcu NAME Service hi guys just to remind everyone that the NAME NAME service is on tomorrow NUM in the cathedral Big building cant miss it Come along bring people it will be quality We are meeting in receotion at about NUM NUM if you wanna come with us or you are free to go by yourself spose your all growed up s now See you tomoorow night NAME and NAME Sleep safe in the knowledge that a crocodile cant stick its tongue out sjcu NAME on Pancake day Well christmas is over we re back in NAME and the next crazy thing on my calender seems to pancake tuesday Whilst pancake day is a highlight in the year it fades in comparison to the joys of the first CU back of NUM which luckily for you occurs TOMORROW at the usual NUM In order to lose the christmas weight gain we re back in the NAME room to sweat it off NAME this week and next we have to be in the NAME room because the extreme sport of table tennis has booked NAME hall Please come along still tomorrow as we are going to introduce the new reps and it would be great if we can pray for them collectively as a CU NAME stidies are going to meet and whilst there is no actual bible study we thought it would be an ideal time to catch up and hang out a bit etc and also maybe pray for things Will see you in the bar tonight and remeber there has never been a war between nations where NAME restaurants have existed in both nations Big repsect for NAME NAME and NAME sjcu NAME How s it going hope everything is hunky NAME Just a quick one to remind of a couple of things NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME C what better way to start wednesday than talking to NAME NUM We are back in NAME Hall on monday NUM If you wanna help for toastie bar for evange event please see NAME or NAME NUM Please be really praying for the Matrix event Think that is everything and dont forget NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM Lots of NAME love NAME and NAME the fact today is about my good friend NAME NAME thas Dr NAME NAME NAME before becoming the suave NAME actually played another character on the life chanigng soap he was called NAME NAME Bet you did nt know that did you WEBSITE and you ll also see a picture of some very recognisable faces under diary NUM sjcu Saturday Hi one and all Just to remind you about some things going on this Saturday Firstly there s a missions fair in NAME s upper room all about international mission Plus info on how to be part of the summer teams going from NAME to the ends of the earth well almost Then on Saturday evening there s a really important NAME when all the new reps and exec will hopefully be ratified including our very own NAME and NAME If you re a NAME member and you ca nt be there to vote then check out the letter at the bottom of this email and reply to NAME NAME at EMAIL If you scroll down there s also lots more info about the missions fair on Saturday See you soon NAME x MISSIONS FAIR in the NAME Room of NAME NAME s Church NUM NUM prompt for FINALISTS mainly seminar on NAME time for browsing info and chatting and coffee NUM NUM seminar on NAME NAME and what a fab thing it is to serve NAME in this way why we should be involved and how to overcome some of the obstacles to it money etc NUM NUM more details about the NUM diccu summer teams NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM time to NAME info and chat to representatives from various mission organisations NAME soapbox mercyships ywam NAME interserve crosslinks etc It s fine for people to come to whichever bit they want to EMAIL EMAIL Dear fellow NAME member REALLY IMPORTANT It is my pleasure to inform you of an NAME coming up on Saturday st NAME at pm at NAME NAME church This is to hopefully change the name of Programme Secretary to NAME NAME Coordinator and to ratify the exec s proposals for next year s exec committee and college reps In order to change the name we have to change our constitution as outlined below and so half our members must vote It is therefore essential that if you cannot attend you please vote either by returning the slip below to me or alternatively by email as soon as possible The agenda for the NAME will be NUM Apologies for absence NUM Minutes of the previous meeting proposed as read NUM Matters arising from the minutes NUM Announcements from the chair and questions of officers NUM Ratification of amendment to the constitution NUM Ratification for the proposals for exec and reps positions NUM Any other business The deadline for NAME is NAME Friday st January Explanation of the constitution change Clause NUM of the constitution currently reads The Executive Committee shall consist of names each of the positions Programme Secretary The exec propose to change this to The Executive Committee shall consist of names each of the positions NAME NAME NAME The reason this has been decided is that NAME studies form a very important part of NAME college groups and their organisation has become the main role of the Programme Secretary Therefore we as an exec feel that this is where the emphasis in the title should be and hope that you will support us in this Please do vote if you ca nt come to the meeting then email me NAME NAME NAME Secretaries NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME Prayer Secretary NAME Person NAME Secretary NAME NAME NAME International Secretary NAME NAME NAME NAME study coordinator NAME NAME Treasurer NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME University NAME NAME and NAME NAME If you do nt know who any of these people are please ask their college rep or someone on exec Likewise if you have any questions about why these people were chosen or would like to make an objection please speak to or email myself or someone on exec NAME It is important that everyone has the opportunity to have a say in who will be running NAME next year If you are nt able to come PLEASE use the slip on the back of this letter and put it in internal mail OR EMAIL so that your vote can still be counted This helps us as well as it means we are more likely to be quorate Apologies need to reach me by pm on Friday st January If anyone has any questions or would like to see the constitution please get in touch with any member of the exec as soon as possible NAME NAME NAME Secretary I block capitals wish to give apologies for my absence from the NAME NAME to be held on Saturday the st NAME NUM As a NAME member I wish to ratify do not wish to ratify wish to abstain from ratifying the proposals made for changing the constitution I wish to ratify NUM do not wish to ratify I wish to abstain from ratifying the proposals for exec I wish to ratify NUM do not wish to ratify I wish to abstain from ratifying the proposals for college reps NAME Date College delete as appropriate sjcu No more Sauna s Now then just a quick one to reming everyone we are back in NAME NAME usual time of NUM NUM please be there NAME you ll find out who the new team are and it would be really great to pray for them collectively Also a reminder that next week is our evange event it should be quality NAME we re showing the matrix then there is a short short talk by NAME NAME he s irish and free toastie bar We still need to people to help man toastie bar see NAME and NAME We could also do with a few people to arrive early on the mon toi help us set up NAME hall Above all please really be praying for it and praying who you should invite Please also be praiying about the uni wide mission will send more details soon Also NAME on wed NUM NUM will be QUALITY NAME NAME the fantastic fact is a jiffy is actually a unit of time NUM th of a second to be precise sjcu NAME Hi guys Just to remind you NAME tomorrow at NUM NUM in NAME CHAR NUM NAME NAME s room it would be great to see you there ta very muchly NAME The fact today is a bit abstarct but stay with me There is a NUM chance that NUM people will have the same birthday day and month in a room of NUM and a NUM chance NUM people will have the same birthday in a room of NUM sjcu NAME NAME Hi guys NUM things NUM keep praying for the matirx event mon NUM NUM NAME Hall and secondly please read the message below from the lovely miss NAME NAME cheers did you know they rate bulletproof vests on a scale of NUM NAME NAME Hi everyone Just to let you know that NAME praise is happening on Monday th Feb at pm I m asking whether any of you would like to be on the Prayer Ministry NAME or if you know of anyone else who would please let me know If you would like to be involved and have nt been on the team before there is a Ministry Training session which you NEED to attend please let me know if you ca nt make this time date its going to happen on WEDNESDAY TH NAME at pm in the NAME Room in NAME NAME s college As regards meeting upon the day we re asking all Ministry NAME to arrive at the NAME Room by pm on Monday th feb and we ll have a chance to pray together etc before it starts We re trying to cut down on numbers of people eating the meal before hand just to be practical so if you can eat at home college before hand please do so If you ca nt let me know and there will be somthing provided please tell me your dietry requirements Sorry this is so long Take care SMILEY JoannaX sjcu Encounter the definitive guide Hi guys thought it would be good to let you know of the talks that are happening for encounter so you can be praying for it and that NAME will be really glorified Lunchbars NUM NUM st NAME NAME NAME aplogetics with oppurtunity for asking questions at the end Mon th NAME Is NAME Who needs NAME NAME th Does anyone have the truth Thurs th Is the NAME believable NAME th Sex does faith spoil your fun There are also NUM evening talks which will contain testimony and a talk by NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Theatre NAME The Secret of NAME NAME th NAME NAME Theatre pm Without Prejudice Sat th NAME NICKS NAME NAME NAME The following week an explore course will start this is an ideal just looking type course details will be available at mission Also you can pray for the mission between NUM NUM and NUM NUM everydya this week in Hatfiled chapel pashmina s optional For more details check out the website WEBSITE And finally THE MATRIX LEECH HALL NUM NUM THIS MONDAY Please pray for this event and come along dont worry if you re not bringing a friend its not an issue we still want you to come SMILEY Take care and ciao NAME Did you also know NAME is a fear of marraige sjcu NAME Well hello my friends form outside the matrix just a quickie top say thanks for the support last nihgt at the event seemd to go well Please hit me not literally unless you feel very strongly with any feedback it would be much appreciated SMILEY NAME tmorrow morning NAME C please come along and support the mission in prayer NUM NUM it fun I promise Also dont forget the other events going on for the mission Lunch Bars NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Evening Talks NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Sat NAME guys keep praying and dont forget A cockroach can live an average of NUM days without its head before it starves to death SMILEY NAME make the most of the facts the time is drawing nigh sjcu Are we nearly there yet iso CHAR mumF Hey guys and gals just to let you know that tomorrow s NAME will be our last NUM queue party poppers This means you ve all gotta come NAME hopefully it will be a laugh We re going to pray for NAME as she takes on her big job and we re goin to play some games and I have a very special thing oppurtunity to tell you about which you cant afford to miss SMILEY NAME studies will be happening as usual Dont forget NAME NAME on Mon th Feb Next week All my shalomic love NAME NAME down to the bit that matters SMILEY NUM I have done a fact every email I have sent for a year how many facts is that the correct answer will win a very fun prize so get thinking think bonus point if you tell me how many facts were made up The fact CHAR today NAME is legal in NAME as long as both parties are registered blood donors and another showing the aussies may bring us neighbours but there not that bright really The original NUM cent piece in Australian decimal currency had around NUM worth of silver in it before it was replaced with a less expensive NUM sided coin sjcu NAME from me too Because we wont get to send the email anymore we thought we would finally abuse it and boht send an individual one sorry for the inbox cloggingness Just to say thanks for my book too it made me wanna cry SMILEY the number of quality references was immense This year has been memorable and NAME has taught me so much thanks to everyone for being so supportive whilst I was learning Dont worry I m sure the widegames will now become a permanent part of houseparty legend only this time I will get ot play and terrorise quality it had to be said I dont have a 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yes village ho ho So if you want to chip in and get your own bit of credit for it please email asap pound NUM each it should be about pound NUM If you want to do your own thing THAT S FINE just email me to say that I m assuming the following are in NAME NAME Myself NAME NAME If you think anyone else would like to be in and is not on the list get them to tell me asap I WILL buy the stick no matter what by the end of the week Thanks all and have a nice day NAME Photos NAME Could you please email me those hockey photos I have nt got them yet cheers then NAME Re NAME Here are the hockey photos NAME NAME for thrills wrote NAME Could you please email me those hockey photos I have nt got them yet cheers then NAME no subject Sorry to bother NAME but are you still sending it this evening Thanks again NAME Pictures NAME NAME this is a bit late I had a little trouble with my NAME rewriter Anyway here s the link WEBSITE NAME Re NAME Hope you star thanks so much and sorry that you stayed up so late to do it thanks again NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME this is a bit late I had a little trouble with my NAME rewriter Anyway here s the link WEBSITE NAME New Email Address Please send emails to this new address EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address whatever it is Thanks for everything I ve had NUM amazing years in NAME and next year I will be starting a NUM year law conversion course in NAME which I am very much looking forward to Wherever we end up I will always consider you good friends and if I can help at any point in the future let me know Yours NAME Change of Email In case you have nt already got this Dear all This is now my new email address EMAIL And the good news is that in theory it should never change for the rest of my life because strickly speaking it s a free forwarding service I hope that all you are well In an email like this I think it s almost customary for me to tell you what I m up to I have just finished NUM amazing years at NAME university and left with a NUM in Economics In September I will start a NUM year Law conversion course which should make me a trainee international commercial solicitor at the end if of course I find that like law if not who knows where else I ll turn As for you I hope you re all very well Do stay in touch for I m beginning to realize that life is increasingly short You re in my thoughts Yours NAME NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME CHAR quick one as I too have to get up ridiculously early Could you use this email address from now on as I m phasing out the hotmail NUM cheers As for the placement yep it s pretty cool and I m still trying to get them to offer me a job fingers crossed Also arranged for the NUM of us vac students to take on the firm s trainees at NUM a side footie tomorrow night which should be very funny at least I m getting myself well known All the best dude I NAME CHAR quick one as I too have to get up ridiculously early Could you use this email address from now on as I m phasing out the hotmail NUM cheers As for the placement yep it s pretty cool and I m still trying to get them to offer me a job fingers crossed Also arranged for the NUM of us vac students to take on the firm s trainees at NUM a side footie tomorrow night which should be very funny NUM at least I m getting myself well known All the best dude I Hi Dear NAME How are you Thanks for the email glad to hear your placement was going well Do you still have a copy of the first NUM pages or so of NAME s story I mean the one he gave you on the holiday If you do would you mind emailing it to me If not do nt worry about it I asked NAME for one but he said he s changed it all now anyway Well my placement is good too I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME CHAR and I still think the d cor is unsurpassed in NAME s Hope you enjoy NAME Best wishes NAME Re Hi NAME Attached you should find the NUM pages or so of NAME s story that you wanted I have though only just got your email as we left for NAME before you sent it NAME was great I got a little pink and now it s turning a sexy NAME and we saw a few of the sights and spent most of the week relaxing in the sun either on the beach or by the pool It was great as everyone of us needed to seriously unwind and so although I may normally cringe at the idea of having an uneducated package beach holiday this was just the thing away from the south and the tourists and in ideal heat So there you have it Now I ll focus on unpacking from uni doing some pre reading and seeing the honey and almost certainly I ll be coming up north When I do I ll get in touch and put you on the NAME list along with NAME cuzzas mundul and maybe someone else Anyhow glad you re not having to rise at am anymore and I m also very glad that you re wearing protective foot gear Enjoy watching paint dry literally yours the ever glowing NAME Dear NAME How are you Thanks for the email glad to hear your placement was going well Do you still have a copy of the first NUM pages or so of NAME s story I mean the one he gave you on the holiday If you do would you mind emailing it to me If not do nt worry about it I asked NAME for one but he said he s changed it all now anyway Well my placement is good too I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work NAME I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME CHAR and I still think the d cor is unsurpassed in NAME s Hope you enjoy NAME Best wishes NAME Re Hi NAME Thanks for the email and story Glad you had a good time in NAME I ve had an okay week apart from having to get the bus again as the guy I normally go with is away for the week But never mind I get Monday off due to the bank holiday so that s nice NAME NAME and NAME are coming up this weekend and staying in my flat They re going to NAME and NAME s wedding I was speaking to NAME last week and she mentioned you might be coming up north so yes it would be good to see you if possible Last night I tried to reformat my computer but something seems not to be working so I am computerless at the moment oh well Must get some prereadin done as well Have a good weekend NAME Re Hi NAME Just to let you know it looks like NAME and I would be able to see you around the Wednesday th of September we could come across for dinner after your work but we will confirm nearer the time as the practicalities of my trip to see NAME then NAME then NAME and then back to NAME to see you NAME NAME and NAME will all take some fine planning Say hi to NAME and NAME for me NAME NAME NAME Thanks for the email and story Glad you had a good time in NAME I ve had an okay week apart from having to get the bus again as the guy I normally go with is away for the week But never mind I get Monday off due to the bank holiday so that s nice NAME NAME and NAME are coming up this weekend and staying in my flat They re going to NAME and NAME s wedding I was speaking to NAME last week and she mentioned you might be coming up north so yes it would be good to see you if possible Last night I tried to reformat my computer but something seems not to be working so I am computerless at the moment oh well Must get some prereadin done as well Have a good weekend NAME Re Hi Hi NAME Wednesday the th of September sounds great I get back from my work at NUM so you would both be welcome to come over then Anyway I ve had a great weekend with NAME NAME and NAME and today is a bank holiday which means no work for me excellent Enjoy your week and hopefully see you next Wednesday NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Just to let you know it looks like NAME and I would be able to see you around the Wednesday th of September we could come across for dinner after your work but we will confirm nearer the time as the practicalities of my trip to see NAME then NAME then NAME and then back to NAME to see you NAME NAME and NAME will all take some fine planning Say hi to NAME and NAME for me NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email a few days ago and your amazing joke yesterday Glad to hear you enjoyed skiing I did nt know you had a futon I m pleased to hear NAME is still the same as always How s the new term Do you have lots and lots of work to do I m missing collections dear oh dear NAME to see you soon Best wishes NAME My future plans Hi all hope all is well I m writing as I wanted to tell you all that I have now been offered a training contract with an international law firm Some of you will know others not that I have now graduated with a NUM in Economics from NAME and I m soon starting a NUM year law conversion course in NAME What this good news means is that this firm will now pay for my course fees over the next NUM years as well as give me money to pay maintenance and then they will train me in the firm for NUM years until I am a qualified solicitor So basically I m pretty happy although of course it is a commitment for another NUM years which seems pretty daunting Well hope you re happy for me Otherwise I hope you re all well I write this in the middle of a NUM week trip around the country trying to see a few of you before I go to NAME in NUM weeks Stay in touch and all the best and much more with whatever careers courses or anything whatsoever that you ve chosen to spend your time doing Yours NAME Hi all hope all is well I m writing as I wanted to tell you all that I have now been offered a training contract with an international law firm Some of you will know others not that I have now graduated with a NUM in Economics from NAME and I m soon starting a NUM year law conversion course in NAME What this good news means is that this firm will now pay for my course fees over the next NUM years as well as give me money to pay maintenance and then they will train me in the firm for NUM years until I am a qualified solicitor So basically I m pretty happy although of course it is a commitment for another NUM years which seems pretty daunting Well hope you re happy for me Otherwise I hope you re all well I write this in the middle of a NUM week trip around the country trying to see a few of you before I go to NAME in NUM weeks Stay in touch and all the best and much more with whatever careers courses or anything whatsoever that you ve chosen to spend your time doing Yours NAME Health NAME how many times did I have to tell you to cut back on the NAME and join NAME NAME Club Well not many I know and obviously not enough Anyway cherub and I use words like this in the hope that your family will be reading this to you I hope that you get better better better fast fast fast Well that s the sort of thing my sister would say to me and so I thought it might work on you too Do be well and enjoy the time you have being waited on by nurses And shall see you in NAME for your birthday meal Cheers and cheerio NAME NAME how many times did I have to tell you to cut back on the NAME and join NAME NAME Club Well not many I know and obviously not enough Anyway cherub and I use words like this in the hope that your family will be reading this to you I hope that you get better better better fast fast fast Well that s the sort of thing my sister would say to me and so I thought it might work on you too Do be well and enjoy the time you have being waited on by nurses And shall see you in NAME for your birthday meal Cheers and cheerio NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Hope you had a great time at the weekend It was good to see you up in NAME Thanks for the money you gave to NAME How much was the taxi fare Enjoy your weekend NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Things this end are fine and I hope you enjoyed your bday meal and hamster As for the fare I paid pound NUM and NAME paid pound NUM I m not really expecting to get any of it back as obviously people were nt are nt going to chip in and I do realise that I got the benefit of not driving Anyway must go and work exam next week I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you had a great time at the weekend It was good to see you up in NAME Thanks for the money you gave to NAME How much was the taxi fare Enjoy your weekend NAME I m an idiot no subject Hey NAME Have nt quite decided which lucky few will get this but be reassured you re the elite if not think more of it as a pick nmix bunch Anyhow I am VERY bored Handed in coursework on Monday was up to am doing it then up again at am and so the last couple of days I ve been tired and trying to start work as it s the first week back Am gatecrashing the astro again with NAME this evening which should be cool ie we just turn up and hit a hockey ball on the part of the pitch NUM using great fun Also going to watch NAME on NAME challenge this evening as we recorded it JOBY Anyhow all the best with whatever yous are doing Hope you re missing me bet you are I Re iso CHAR no iso CHAR subject NAME Thanks for the rather random email yesterday I must say it brightened up my day Have been working for the past week but now taking a break for a few days before going back to NAME on Saturday Hope you enjoyed watching Jobythelegend the other evening Thanks also for your Christmas letter We had a great time in NAME at New Year and I stayed on there for a week since I had NAME meetings in NAME and NAME I also went to NAME first time for a day with NAME NAME and NAME s Canadian friend Anyway I hope you had a good time skiing and I might see you sometime as there s a possibility I may be down in NAME some time this term but who knows NAME Hey NAME Have nt quite decided which lucky few will get this but be reassured you re the elite if not think more of it as a pick nmix bunch Anyhow I am VERY bored Handed in coursework on Monday was up to am doing it then up again at am and so the last couple of days I ve been tired and trying to start work as it s the first week back Am gatecrashing the astro again with NAME this evening which should be cool ie we just turn up and hit a hockey ball on the part of the pitch NUM using great fun Also going to watch NAME on NAME challenge this evening as we recorded it JOBY Anyhow all the best with whatever yous are doing Hope you re missing me bet you are I Re Your sleeping bag PS NAME If you want me to explain some of the notes please give me a ring I ll be more than happy to help I ll be back from hols st July My nos NUM NUM NUM love NAME NAME If you want me to explain some of the notes please give me a ring I ll be more than happy to help I ll be back from hols st July My nos NUM NUM NUM love NAME Re Chicken NAME Thanks for the recipe I will have to invite you back up in order to try it NAME hello Dear All sorry for the lack of communication for the past NUM weeks I was nt able to use my email when I was in NAME It s been quite an eventful month so excuse the lack of postcards that were actually bought but were never actually written At the end of July I set off for NAME with NAME and my family On our second day at the house NAME decided to do acrobatics in the shower and spend the day on the casualty ward He twisted a muscle and injured his neck and shoulder blade It was all quite scary and he spent the following NUM days wearing a collar and having to be laid up all day As you can imagine it was nt fun for him and it made things difficult for me too as I could nt do much to help and I could nt go out at all And well all of you know NAME NAME He s not really the kind for doing nothing all day so the patient was anything but However after many physio sessions a bit of rest and quite a lot of time he s doing much better now We did manage to have a bit of a holiday all the same NAME and NAME came to stay with us for a few days and we went out and did fun things We went to a lake NUM day and hired a NUM person bikebuggy thing It was a good laugh especially when a van came hurtling towards us on a NAME road and NAME and NAME peddled like mad to get out of the way and ended up getting stuck in some tall grass Could ve been worse they were nt far from ending up quite wet Then the NUM of us all went to NAME together where we met up with NAME s brother NAME who incidently is coming to NAME s this year We went off to do our own thing most of the time but we met up with them to go on a boat along the river and on the Friday evening we went up the NAME NAME to see the sunset beautiful NAME and I came home with my dad last week and my mum and brother stayed out in NAME until this weekend Since getting home I have had a mountain of paperwork to deal with for my year abroad The spanish people I ve been dealing with are quite incompetent They are incapable of signing a document and returning it they have to rewrite it and include many errors on basic but rather important details NAME These foreigners I am currently in NAME sat in a NAME NAME computer room NAME is at school for the next week which is rather amusing He s doing workshadowing kind of thing at the local CHAR of CHAR primary school to see whether or not he likes the teaching lark Last night he did nt want to go and his mum told me this morning that it was like when he was NUM and she had to practically force him out of the door Anyway I came into my department to sort a few things out and get tutors to sign things etc Of course the NUM NUM wanted to see are nt there but nevermind Its really weird being in NAME without constantly bumping into people you know However it is very calming being here That may sound weird but I have nt had an easy holiday really what with NAME being injured and me not having a brilliant relationship with my mum As I walked across NAME bridge and saw NAME and the cathedral with the sun shining on them I just felt really at peace I walked through town and across NAME bridge thinking how relaxed I was and how pleased I was to be in NAME I m really going to miss it but I m so glad I m coming back Well I leave for NAME exactly NUM weeks today th NAME is flying out with me for a week whilst I get settled Hopefully I ll have some accomodation sorted by then but if not we ll have to stay at a hostel or something when we first arrive I m sorry that I ca nt make the weekend to see you all I really would really love to see you but I think I might find it hard to say goodbye I ve got loads to do and to sort out and I do nt want to be in a rush in the last week I m getting a bit nervous now about the whole year abroad I know it ll be great but I m a little apprehensive at the moment But anyway I ll not think of that at the moment I hope that you are all well and are having relaxing holidays I will be in touch before I go and hopefully I might have an address to give you by then Take care and keep in touch lots of love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME thoughts Hello Thanks for your email Why are you in NAME anyway I know nothing about the bridge in NAME NUM I know nothing about the doors in NAME Tutors are always there at least chemistry NUM are And lastly did nt there used to be a big cathedral thing Is this a confession What did you do to it Are the computer screens still lilac instead of green blue NAME NAME how s things Things are okay I m working and looking forward to the relaxing break which will be next term Hope you have a good last few weeks in this country Bye NAME NAME NAME thoughts Hi all just a few random NAME thoughts to share has there always been the NAME logo shieldy thing on the window panes along the bridge in NAME NUM Have the doors downstairs in NAME always been dark red Are tutors ever there when you want to see them hmmm little things to report There is much scaffolding around NAME NAME but very little roof Bring umbrellas The computers in the upstairs computer rooms appear to have been replaced with cardboard boxes I wonder what s inside them And lastly did nt there used to be a big cathedral thing NAME I m mad I m going but just a few personals NAME I have nt a clue where you are or when you re going so hope you re ok and keep me posted of addresses and dates etc Thanks for the postcard by the way NAME how goes it thanks for sending the cheque NAME Thanks for the parcel have nt opened it yet am being very good NAME It was so great to see you the other night Thanks again for the meal I ll have to tell you sometime about the match report I got from NAME and NAME Honestly they were like a pair of NUM year olds NAME NAME my last email answered your question ie I m going on the th NAME Thanks You re a star will be in touch NAME my favourite nana hope all the travel prep is going well NAME hope you re having a good holiday do nt really know where you ve been what you ve been doing but I hope that all s well NAME NAME how s things NAME Huh I m not talking to you get out NAME NAME NAME est s do nt let the spanish slip I expect emails written in spanish this year well that s about all I must go off to the bank to collect my spanish potatoes NAME pesetas I ordered pound NUM the other day and the woman told me I would have to pay commission if I brought any back I answered that much as it would 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be with flowers and benches and stuff Honestly NAME to hear from you Hope your summer s been ok despite the work See you at some point in the future love NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE going going gone Well folks this is it I leave in precisely NUM minutes for NAME airport It s really happening Sorry that I have nt replied to many emails but I have been so incredibly busy getting ready So I m off to put on some sun tan lotion for the NUM degrees weather in NAME at present Thanks for all the birthday messages pressies and cards And thanks for all your support I shall send an address as soon as I have one so I expect lots of news from NAME Good luck to those who are going abroad and those who ve already left See you all soon lots of love NAME xx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE going going gone Dear everyone NAME asked me to forward this to you all with lots of love Hope you re all well NAME NAME Well I arrived safely in NAME over a week ago now and this is the first chance I have had to get to a computer The majority of my first week was spent trying to find somewhere to live This proved to be quite an ordeal I did nt mind sharing a flat but literally everyone smokes and you should have seen some of the dumps people were living in Anyway after many problems sleepness nights and trails around NAME with NAME I eventually found somewhere on Tuesday and moved in at NUM pm Its a flat to myself so its a little bit more expensive than anticipated but still cheaper than living in NAME Its all modern and nice and I have a TV and everything There are more cooking utensils than we have at home but possibly not as many as we had in NAME A last year I started work on Monday morning Things have been a bit slow this week as there was nt much to do but I was thrown in the deep end and had to answer the phone on my first day Those of you who have ever been to NAME will know how the spanish tend to speak at the speed of machine guns Its 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Anyway after many problems sleepness nights and trails around NAME with NAME I eventually found somewhere on Tuesday and moved in at NAME Its a flat to myself so its a little bit more expensive than anticipated but still cheaper than living in NAME Its all modern and nice and I have a TV and everything There are more cooking utensils than we have at home but possibly not as many as we had in NAME A last year I started work on Monday morning Things have been a bit slow this week as there wasnacutet much to do but I was thrown in the deep end and had to answer the phone on my first day Those of you who have ever been to NAME will know how the spanish tend to speak at the speed of machine guns Its impossible to understand them Still I think I handled things ok NAME left last night I think that extremely hard is even an understatement It was a bit lonely going back to my flat on my own but I prayed loads and sorted some stuff out and I eventually calmed down a little bit Hopefully he should be back at NAME s now with you all The only thing saving me from being completely overwhelmed at the moment is definitely the weather Hot NAME blue skies Gorgeous But believe me Iacuted trade it all to be with you all in NAME right now I keep trying to imagine what youacutere all doing I want lots of news I want to hear about all the freshers and what s going on in college So lots of emails and letters would be greatly appreciated Iacutem not sure how often Iacutell be able to check emails as I canacutet access it at work and therefore Iacutell have to go to an NAME Cafe My address is C Maestro NAME NUM NAME izda NUM NAME NAME However as my letter box is small which NAME will know what I mean I canacutet receive anything bigger than a normal letter envelope Anything bigger would have to be sent to my work where the address is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME The Chamber of Commerce where I am working is on the street which goes the length of the sea front which is rather pleasant Anyway I hope that term has started well for you all and for those of you in college I hope that you are coping with the food I miss you all very much Donacutet work too hard lots of love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME et NAME Unfortunately the aforementioned Mr NAME has already procured a case for his camera Maybe he would like another one though NAME annoying NAME Hello Any of you want to get NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him Well I ve thought of something a group of us could get him a camera case for his swanky new camera Put me right but I do nt think he has a case for it yet If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him would you let me know asap and I ll see what we can do love NAME hello Hello I decided that as it has been at least NUM weeks since I sent the last email I ought to get off my backside and get sending some news But where to start Firstly thanks for all the letters emails text messages youacuteve sent they really help a lot My first few weeks here were very hard I missed NAME I felt lonely and work was fairly monotonous and frustrating However things have picked up lots and Iacutem feeling a lot happier and settled Of course I still miss NAME and all of you but Iacutem coping with it much better Iacuteve made quite a few new friends and Iacuteve got involved in various activities On my first Sunday here I went to the Anglican church It has a very small congregation but they are all very nice They donacutet have a priest there at the moment so the NAME NAME NAME organises it all and leads the service He and his wife are very nice They took me out with them for the day to the country and theyacuteve put me in contact with several people here They told me that I could ring them whenever for whatever and to treat them at adoptive parents It s so great to know that I have someone there if I needed them Once a week Iacutem meeting up with a guy called NAME who s about ish I think We go to a cafeacute and just talk about everything and anything my aim obviously being speaking as much spanish as possible He s doing nightclasses in English so sometimes he asks me questions about how to pronounce things etc Iacuteve also started giving private english lessons to a NUM yr old girl which gives me a little bit more cash and I get to speak spanish with the family before and after the class Basically what Iacutem trying to do is get involved with as many things as possible Iacuteve discovered that the key to me not feeling lonely is being out of the flat as much as possible during the day and having lots of things to do and think about Iacutem getting on really well with the other girl who s on a placement with me NAME She s from NAME NAME NAME and we have quite a lot in common Last night we went to the cinema together to see quotMoulin Rougequot I couldnacutet stop singing all the way back to the flatyou know what Iacutem like with musicals It s good to have a friend here to talk to in my own language and we share things when weacutere feeling down our missing our other halves My parents are coming out on Wednesday until next Sunday which Iacutem really looking forward to Theyacuteve hired a car so that we can go and visit stuff that I canacutet really get to on my own I canacutet wait NAME well Iacutem going to have to go because I desperately need to do some food shopping It s not a task I enjoy because I then have to carry it all up NUM flights of stairs to my flat Still I guess its no worse than NAME The last thing I wanted to say was thanks for all that you did for NAME on his birthday I really appreciated that as you can imagine I found it hard being so far away It was fantastic when I was on the phone to him and a group of you came and sang happy birthday at his door It made me really teary but I loved sharing that with you all Anyway I hope that you are all well and coping with your work And for the other yearabroadites I hope that you have all settled in too and are finding things a bit easier now lots of love NAME xx NAME th year NAME students what s happening with the NAME essays why the extension send me stuff before Mon if poss because with my parents coming on Wed I wonacutet have time to look at it after Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Godspell thank you NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I found it NAME WEBSITE Type NAME NAME NAME application NAME NAME NAME Download Status Not downloaded with message NAME is good All the time Re NAME Hi NAME Do you mean the original NAME colour poster If so fine If not what NAME tomorrow goes well NAME NAME wrote NAME Could you please email the poster design photo logo whatever to EMAIL so that they can put it in their magazing next to a review of the show Let me know if its not possible Thanks NAME NAME is good All the time NAME NAME Could you please email the poster design photo logo whatever to EMAIL so that they can put it in 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same phone and so I will generally be on the Orange NUM NAME that I have nt confused you all Take care NAME bless NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE hello again Hello there Well only NUM week left hey Although I still have NUM and a half weeks left to go I m very excited as I get to see NAME in NUM days NAME I ca nt believe its practically the end of term though and I m sure you must all be thinking the same The last few weeks have flown for me as I ve been quite busy Most of you will know already but I ve started helping out at another company in the afternoons It s a company called NAME International and it s a lot more interesting for me as they organise trips courses and work abroad As well as having to speak spanish I ve been using my french a bit and I ve also had to dredge out some German urgh sorry NAME just be proud that I can still string a sentence together Anyway life has been good I go to church a youth discussion group give some english classes go to the cinema I ve got my own routine and I m enjoying it Work has been very strained lately as the atmosphere and relationships in the office between workers are nt too good And last week I was left on my own for NUM days which I was nt impressed at At least I had plenty to do but I had to cope with some situations that I should nt have had to deal with and the phone just would nt stop ringing It s so frustrating when there s more than NUM line but there s only NUM of you Still I m sure that my spanish benefitted a lot from it I m starting to feel ready to come home but unfortunately I do nt fly back until Friday st Oh for uni holidays Anyway just a few things I wanted to say really before you all disperse for the holidays Firstly thank you so much for all the support letters emails text messages NAME I miss you all lots and although I m feeling settled here it s great to have news from NAME or NAME for those who are also abroad Secondly I really hope that term has gone well and that you 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was brill and I hope to see the video at some point NAME lovely to talk to you You are a star NAME have nt heard from you in a while is it still going ok Exmarshall CHAR lads NAME hope you ve had a good term NAME any more socksinjelly type incidents NAME is your th year is going ok NAME NAME think that s it Lastly have a really good restful if poss holiday and do keep in touch I d really like to see you all but as I m only back for NUM weeks that obviously is nt realistic so I hope at least to speak to you all Lots of love NAME xx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE hello again Thanks for all the email replies Forgot to say do keep in touch even though you re on holiday Has been a good weekend Saturday st December blue sky sun NUM Spent the afternoon at the beach it s a hard life take care lots of love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Chicken NAME Hey NAME glad to hear you re home NAME the stiches taking out thingy is nt too painful love and prayers NAME Hey NAME glad to hear you re home NAME the stiches taking out thingy is nt too painful love and prayers NAME Re NAME I was in the office when you spoke to NAME NAME that s her name by the way this morning so I hope you ve managed so sort everything out with her The question loads of people have been asking is How did he do it so when you get back do nt be surprised if everyone starts asking you the same question If I were you I would think of something really obscure to tell them Hope you re back soon or there ll be NUM to keep the hideous Canadian in check NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Could I ask a quick favour I m writing a letter to the college admissions secretary since I wo nt be returning to university for the first NUM weeks and am sadly puzzled as to her name I m wondering if you could help me out since you know lots about college etc Hope you re enjoying the last few days of your holidays NAME Re Thank you NAME that s great news that you re out of hospital and getting better I knew that you were going to be ok when I heard from NAME that she d received a handwritten message from you via email or something and that you were even doing chemistry work while still in hospital good to see that the famous NAME sense of humour is still there My christmas holiday has been quite uneventful in comparison to yours just the usual get a bit bored and inactive during the first week or so then get my act together and find a job in NAME that fortunately paid quite a lot especially considering all I was doing was filing away folders into boxes then data entry and then making lids for boxes putting on lids onto boxes and then puting masking tape round the boxes ready for being transported somewhere else Apart from work Christmas and boxing days were nice family occasions as ever and then for the weekend before new years NAME or I suppose speaking to a scot correctly speaking that s NAME is nt it I went to NAME NAME s st bday party which was fun followed by a posher st party that I went to in NAME for a NAME girl that I know NAME NAME ANd so by the time new years eve finally came around I was absolutely shattered and fell asleep on the sofa NUM mins after midnight As for academic work I ve been my usual self and done very little indeed As I go back to NAME on Saturday that leaves me NUM last day to write an old testament essay so I think I m going to have problems there but nevermind Anyway I m afraid I d better go now as my brother and his girlfriend are cooking a meal for the rest of the family which is quite an unheard of event and NAME it s going to be ready in NUM NUM minutes hope you continue to make a good improvement and hopefully we ll see you back in NAME soon Take care and NAME NAME NAME ps we ll pray for you in CU Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Hi NAME Thanks for your email I now have all my stitches out excellent How s NAME When did you get back Is everyone well Do you have a lot of work this term NAME to see you soon NAME Re NAME do nt talk to me about work I did next to nothing over the holidays and am now faced with the prospect of NUM assessed essays plus dissertation to write this term plus all the regular stuff I should be working really but I m just here to email to ask people to be references for meI m thinking of applying for a NAME traineeship in local radio Sounds quite interesting although I ve got no experience so I do nt know if they ll look at me ummm we ll see Everyone is well here all are thinking of you Take care of yourself NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email I now have all my stitches out excellent How s NAME When did you get back Is everyone well Do you have a lot of work this term NAME to see you soon NAME NAME is good people He may be an old man and he may be very busy with a lot on his plate but he sure comes up with the goods He just helped me do my project No panic No stress Not even when I missed the deeadline to hand it in when my computer and printer crashed His timing is great He allowed me to stay up working all night fit in NUM hours At least of TV and still have the thing finished And handed in I ll see some of you later Fight the good fight Keep the faith spread the word Hi NAME Hi NAME Just something to help you for next year for your writeup it s best to use a standard journal format NAME CHAR is the main British Organic journal I do nt know if what you ll be doing is mainly organic but if it is you ll find this paper useful for working out how to set out your writeup especially the characterization data the rest is a lot more flexible NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR Chem NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Just to save you time amp frustration next year I m having to redo mine now Hope you re well NAME NAME bless love NAME ps if you re not doing organic just ask your supervisor which journal format he wants your writeup in Everyone fights for themselves and for their own rights and needs But the best are those who give themselves fully to the needs of others those who give without wanting or expecting reward Re Hi NAME Hi NAME Thanks very much That will probably be very helpfull I m not very sure as yet what category my project will come under but it s likely to be organic or inorganic Hope you have a good day NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Just something to help you for next year for your writeup it s best to use a standard journal format NAME CHAR is the main British Organic journal I do nt know if what you ll be doing is mainly organic but if it is you ll find this paper useful for working out how to set out your writeup especially the characterization data the rest is a lot more flexible NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR Chem NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Just to save you time frustration next year I m having to redo mine now Hope you re well NAME NAME bless love NAME ps if you re not doing organic just ask your supervisor which journal format he wants your writeup in Everyone fights for themselves and for their own rights and needs But the best are those who give themselves fully to the needs of others those who give without wanting or expecting reward New email Hi NAME I ll keep it brief as you re prob receiving lots of these Just to say that my email is changing so please email to EMAIL Thanks Keep in touch amp thanks for a really great time here in NAME love NAME ps home NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM lab phone no NAME NUM NUM NUM Re New email Hi NAME Just to say my new email is EMAIL and my address is NUM wheatfield NAME NAME NAME tn nd NUM NUM NUM Good luck everyone See you all in NUM years NAME Yet another Well yet another email giving that address I think mine is EMAIL failing that EMAIL It has been wonderful knowing you people for NUM NUM years and no doubt I ll see some of you again in the next NUM years or so And if not heaven it is Enjoy life people you made mine brighter May NAME go with you NAME Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe a spirit vastly superior to that of man and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble NAME NAME Fight the good fight Keep the faith spread the word new email address Dear Everyone Sorry to fill your inboxes but since I am leaving NAME after this summer and ca nt use this email address I have made a new one so here it is EMAIL jinsunSMILEY Re Another of those flipping change of address emails as I m leaving NAME my email is changing it is now EMAIL NAME Family meal Hi NAME I was just wondering if you were all free this Thursday for our very first family meal almost NUM years late Could you poss let me know if you are free If you come round about NUM for ish to NAME CHAR that would be great also please let me know any dietary req s Hope you re all well NAME bless love Dad This email account expires st Oct New address EMAIL Hi NAME I was just wondering if you were all free this Thursday for our very first family meal almost NUM years late Could you poss let me know if you are free If you come round about NUM for ish to NAME CHAR that would be great also please let me know any dietary req s Hope you re all well NAME bless love Dad This email account expires st Oct New address EMAIL sun sea and work Hello there I hope this email works I shall be very frustrated if it does nt I ve been trying to send emails for nearly NUM weeks and it s not been working sorry to those who got blank messages My computer is very slow and does nt appear to like Hotmail so it keeps shutting down when I press send Not impressed Anyway life is pretty good at the moment in NAME The weather is beautiful unbelievable for January shame I have to go to work really But I do enjoy my new work so much more I mean obviously it could nt have possibly been any worse than the Chamber of Commerce but I actually like the majority of stuff that I m doing which makes a nice change The Christmas holidays seems years ago now I had a nice time at home though I was quite tired when I got back to NAME as I spent a lot of the NUM weeks travelling around driving back home from NAME in the snow is much fun I assure you It was really nice to see people at NAME Sorry for those I did nt get to see I ve had a nice weekend which I needed after my busy week Or at least it was nice until I found out last night that I do nt have a room in college next year I ve calmed down a bit now but the language I was using on the phone last night to NAME was nt very ladylike But c est la vie I guess Still being on the reserve list hopefully it may yet be ok I might have to be back in a NAME Wing shoebox but at least it ll be my room Fingers crossed But anyway on Saturday I went out for the day with NAME It was a gorgeous day and we took a little train that goes along the coast and is very cheap with the intention of going to some nice quiet place Unfortunately the trains only go once an hour and the one we arrived for only went as far as NAME And what can I say about Benidorm Well not a lot really apologies to anyone who goes there on holiday A lot of concrete and people speaking english The front is nice enough and there s a promenade along the beach We ended up just walking along there and then sitting on the beach in the sun eating chocolate icecreams yum What else Well I ve just been very busy with various things The days seem to fly as I m now working full time I have the break in the middle of the day and then go back to work NUM generally By the time I get back to my flat I tend to eat watch TV and then go to bed I still go to the cinema pretty regularly I saw NAME s NUM last week which was really good So generally things are going well I feel much happier and settled this term and I think I m making the most of things more I had a bizarre experience at the airport when I flew back because I met a girl called NAME who I d been at th form with and she d been on my flight We were in Alevel spanish classes together and she s out in NAME for her year abroad on a work placement Small world We met up and had a good catch up NUM hadnt seen her since our Alevel spanish exam so you can imagine how long we talked for Anyway I wo nt keep you all from your essays and dissertations an longer apart from the other NAME slackers Just a few personals NAME are you still going to NAME with everything that s going on NAME thanks for your letter Sorry about NAME Would ve been quite hard for me too so that s ok Bonnes vacances NAME How s the job hunting Wo nt be making it to NAME but if you re ever around NAME NAME mystery of lost letter solved Wrong address I m in NAME You sent it to the house in NAME Will be in posession of it soon NAME hope you re feeling better now and that the mission is going well NAME still hyper Thanks for everything NAME I am going to go now I hope that you are all well I do think about you all lots and I hope that you re coping with your work I do nt get to check my emails too often but I will try to be in touch more personally soon Take care Lots of love NAME xx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE NAME NAME has a mobile phone Dear Friends Just to let you know I have finally succumbed to the rhythm of the the st century Thats right you thought it would never happen but I have got a mobile telephone Call me quick before the novelty wears off I m on NAME and the number is as follows NUM NUM Thanks for your time I hope to hear from you soon NAME NAME Re iso CHAR NUM TV NAME The TV is for sale Did you see a notice Anyway I m not in NAME at the moment but I can tell you that the TV and TV stand type thingy are in college NAME A floor lock up aka the ergo room If you want to pick it up just go down and get it I ca nt remember how much we were selling it for but I ll rely on your honesty Do nt worry about money til term starts though If you want more details just send me an email I check most days Enjoy the rest of the holidays NAME I think NAME is in NAME at the moment but I do nt suppose thaat you re desperate enough to find him If you are he lives at NUM NAME st flat NUM and email EMAIL If you are nt in such a hurry I can find the exact location of the TV from NAME Re NUM TV absolutely NAME go for it everyone says fine but NAME in NAME so not replied we can afford it I was kinda kidding before but is definitely a good deal NAME CHAR ps we can put it in a taxi if necessary we ll sort it when I m back next week ok tell NAME yes please Hi NAME Have you spoken to the others about buying the TV If they are all agreeable I suggest we pay pound NUM as it is really a very good bargain and it s not as if we ca nt afford it It might be a bit insulting to offer any less when they are being so kind as to sell it at such a reasonable price NAME this is okay with you but we can discuss it later I do nt know how we re going to move the TV from college to the flat though Perhaps NAME will take it in the Maintenance van if we ask him nicely when he comes to pick up the rest of his stuff from the flat with it Have a good evening NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME EMAIL NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME The TV is for sale Did you see a notice Anyway I m not in NAME at the moment but I can tell you that the TV and TV stand type thingy are in college NAME A floor lock up aka the ergo room If you want to pick it up just go down and get it I ca nt remember how much we were selling it for but I ll rely on your honesty Do nt worry about money til term starts though If you want more details just send me an email I check most days Enjoy the rest of the holidays NAME I think NAME is in NAME at the moment but I do nt suppose thaat you re desperate enough to find him If you are he lives at NUM NAME st flat NUM and email EMAIL If you are nt in such a hurry I can find the exact location of the TV from NAME Re iso CHAR NUM TV That sounds great Feel free to pick it up whenever and I ll tell the rest of the NAME CHAR guys that it s been sold See you in a couple of weeks NAME We have NUM daughters Dear NAME Hello How has your summer been Mine s been insanely busy spending a month in NAME then the rest of the time visiting family friends and of course NAME I m just writing to say hi and check you re aware of now being the proud father of NUM daughters and that I m really looking forward to having family meals etc wow I feel old Are you looking forward to coming back to NAME I am and should be arriving on the th It will be a relief to get to stay in NUM place for a while rather than rushing round the country and I get to have a flat yay I m going to be living in NAME CHAR which flat are you in It s great that one of our daughters is a chemist and the other a geographer At the moment I m composing welcome letters to them it s harder than I thought so much to say about how wonderful uni life is but I m sure they ll get done soon See you soon Love from NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE iso CHAR NUM TV Hi NAME Just wondering if your NUM widescreen TV is still for sale If it is then my flat would be very interested in it Hope you re having a good summer NAME Re We have NUM daughters Hi NAME Yes I just got the letter yesterday I ve been buying writing paper this afternoon so I can write to them both I m looking forward to having family meals too My summer has been good I had a few weeks at home doing nothing much at the beginning and then a holiday with NAME etc in NAME which was really fun Then I moved back to NAME at the end of July and have been there since I m living in my flat NAME CHAR and am in the middle of a vacation placement with a chemical company near NAME I ve got NUM weeks left now and finish on the th Do come and say hello when you get back to NAME I m going home on the Friday evening for a short holiday before term 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East NAME and promoting a scheme called will aid for anyone who has got an old mobile and would love to recycle it you can either give them to me when you see me next or post it for free to Christian Aid Appeal NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME if you could t wud be fantastic and I ll be very proud of you warning this are the first projects of my hopefully lifelong career in fundraising are nt you glad you re my friends who knows what I ll be trying to cagoule you to do when you re all rich and famous maybe being my celebrity speaker at a fundraising dinner getting me a slot on NAME NAME with one of those big thermometers to gauge how much money we ve raised or even just donating a helicopter you know if you re a bit hard up hee hee anyways back with a thud to reality look forward to hearing form you seeing you sometime in the near or distant future love from NAME CHAR Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Hi Dear NAME Hello SMILEY How are you What have you been up to for the last week or so How is the European Computer Driving Licence going Are you still planning on staying here when you come up to NAME in a few weeks I m enjoying living in the flat it s good fun so far Well my placement is good I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME NAME NAME says he s hoping to have the same holiday again next year for all those who can make it hooray NAME to hear from you soon NAME Re Hi Hi NAME cant believe how quickly the weeks have flown by so glad you re enjoying your placement and researching for the next NAME super paint what aspects are you researching the only thing I know is not to lean against it I ve been really enjoying the work I m doing although there always seems to be more to do so its a bit frantic the computer course is great its actually quite fun and I even have a woman saying Well Done every time I do something right I m impressed I remembered its full name not sure when I can do the exam but I want to take it after doing all the work have finished the first part NUM hrs officially and am on to the next one I ve also sent out lots of envelopes to collect mobiles too so hopefully that means I will have raised a fair bit of money for Christian Aid in the end and I ve been phoning up solicitors to try and persuade them to join a scheme in which they make wills for people who then donate money hmm some but few have wanted to sign up basically CHAR re dependent on their good will oh and have played quite a few games of scrabble my dad bought me the official dictionary NAME I m always asking him whether each word is a word or not so now we ll be able to play scrabble with the official dictionary next term do nt know if NAME s been in contact probably not so thought I better warn CHAR that we ll be arriving at about pm on friday night if its still alright for us to stay she said she d bring a couple of camp beds small compact NUM on the train I cant wait for our visit it ll be so nice to have a break look forward to seeing you then and sorry for the fairly late notice NAME NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here NAME again Hi NAME Hope you had a good train journey back home and enjoyed your weekend up in NAME I certainly enjoyed you all coming to visit I m in NAME s computer room at the moment checking my emails Must go home and practice scrabble NAME the rest of your computer course is fun and I will see you in a month or so Have a good week NAME Re NAME again Hi NAME NAME unbirthday I think we have the same unbirthday is nt that strange Anyway how are you Have you had an exciting week You ve finished your IT course early What are you going to do for the next NUM weeks Well I enjoyed my weekend at home it was pleasently relaxing My job is going well too although no explosions to date SMILEY actually probably CHAR Glad you had a good time seeing NAME I spoke to her a couple of days ago and she said she was hoping to come up to NAME to visit us the last weekend in October so that should be nice I m having a half day today I was nt intending to because generally I ca nt but the guy who takes me to and from work is having one so that suits me It will give me a chance to get some things done and prepare for visiting NAME anyway Hope you had a good time with NAME and Ed NAME and NAME came to visit me on Wednesday evening and it was good to see them again and say hello Oh well must find something else to do here my colleague is having a French lesson so I m at a bit of a loose end at the moment Hope you have a good week Very best wishes NAME Re NAME again Hey NAME how s the research going now have you managed to explode anything and did you enjoy your wkend at home I m winding up my Christian Aid work now and going to have a final meeting with the person in charge of me on sept th have just found out that I cant do my IT exam this summer NAME nobody else has finished the course yet so will have to wait until next summer now it s kind of disappointing but also a relief at least I ve done the course anyway had a good weekend played tennis on sat and on sunday saw NAME it was very cool to see her she was still shining with the excitement of NAME and twas great to hear all about it she s planning to make it to NAME to see us sometime next term and tomorrow I m meeting up with NAME and NAME a reunion of half of our flat NAME is then staying til sat and you re going to NAME soon hope you can cope with those brummie accents I ve just got my tickets thru for going the friday after very exciting not much more news from your soontobescrabbleadversary that s when I beat me not that I m competitive or anything hee hee am planning to make chocolate cakes this evening to celebrate something my unbirthday I guess always a good thing to celebrate right I ll finish this email before I write anymore stupidities enjoy your weekend love from NAME NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Apologies SMILEY Hi NAME I m sorry but I appear to have sent some emails to do with the summer holiday to your hotmail account how silly of me Anyway it would also appear that everyone is replying via your hotmail account so my sincerest apologies Next time I send out an email mark my words I ll get your NAME address right Hope you re having a good day Do you want to play scrabble this evening NAME CHAR CHAR thought thought up up I d I d life life your your brighten brighten hehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehe Re NAME Hi NAME EMAIL wrote As some of you know and as the rest of you should know but due to some exams etc do nt I am going to NAME next week I am part of a NAME team going to NAME and NAME and doing various things with the aim to be transformed by the experiences It is really quite exciting if a little scary I hope to be able to check this email address when I m over there Got to go sister needs the computer NAME NAME my address NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR PO NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME and brief My words go up my thoughts remain below Words without thought never to heaven go Hi NAME EMAIL wrote As some of you know and as the rest of you should know but due to some exams etc do nt I am going to NAME next week I am part of a NAME team going to NAME and NAME and doing various things with the aim to be transformed by the experiences It is really quite exciting if a little scary I hope to be able to check this email address when I m over there Got to go sister needs the computer NAME NAME my address NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at a Target new Href WEBSITE NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE Greetings Hi NAME Are you enjoying NAME What have you been doing How hot is it NAME is still alive I was in NAME yesterday and went to the zoo there last week at NAME camp I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night More importantly one of the children made a commitment to NAME which was wonderful Last Tuesday evening we all played NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in NUM had to dress up as a NAME and this I did with some relish I also saw NAME NAME who seemed well She was a leader at the camp too Yesterday evening I went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring Very best wishes NAME Hi NAME Could you please forward me the message you sent to NAME as I like to collect things Thank you NAME NAME Our routine operations have detected a large number of jpeg files in your jSMILEY drive These are located in jmsoffice autoexec We advise that these are removed promptly and the accumulation of further material is avoided Please comply with the regulations laid down in the ITS Code of Conduct Our routine operations have detected a large number of jpeg files in your jSMILEY drive These are located in jmsoffice autoexec We advise that these are removed promptly and the accumulation of further material is avoided Please comply with the regulations laid down in the ITS Code of Conduct Hi NAME Hi NAME I m not sure which address you use so I ve emailed both Anyway hope you are happy to be back in NAME once more It is a gloriously sunny afternoon here in the borders I m writing to ask you if this Thursday th would be a suitable day to meet up in NAME If not then please let me know when would be so I can arrange things NAME the CU conference was good and you enjoyed the last few days in NAME and did nt starve NAME to see you on Thursday NAME NAME Regarding your idea of setting up a hotmail message board fine but I have no idea how to so Also a few of us NAME and I at least have MSN NAME a wonderful little program which allows people to chat send messages etc It is fantastic and if you want to download it you need to have a hotmail address or an msn NUM It can be downloaded from the following webaddress WEBSITE Re Hi NAME It was amazingly beautiful in NAME today it appears that thursday woudl be an excellant day NAME my mobile is broken but it is being repaired or is hopefully now repaired Have nt starved at conference Have set up NAME NAME EMAIL ca nt think in sentences NAME Hi NAME I m not sure which address you use so I ve emailed both Anyway hope you are happy to be back in NAME once more It is a gloriously sunny afternoon here in the borders I m writing to ask you if this Thursday th would be a suitable day to meet up in NAME If not then please let me know when would be so I can arrange things NAME the CU conference was good and you enjoyed the last few days in NAME and did nt starve NAME to see you on Thursday NAME NAME Regarding your idea of setting up a hotmail message board fine but I have no idea how to so Also a few of us NAME and I at least have MSN NAME a wonderful little program which allows people to chat send messages etc It is fantastic and if you want to download it you need to have a hotmail address or an msn NUM It can be downloaded from the following webaddress WEBSITE A reply Hi NAME Thank you for your reply You now have NAME excellent If Thursday is indeed a suitable day then that is very good In that case I will come up to NAME on Thursday Well what are your thoughts Let me know Enjoy tomorrow It is still very cold here NAME Re A reply Thursday is the day after tomorrow It is very free It would be a delight to either have a coffee or go to the icerink in NAME Street Gardens That would be very funny for me I could also meet you for luch if that is most convient for you I am pleased to report that my phone is restored to health NAME Hi NAME Thank you for your reply You now have NAME excellent If Thursday is indeed a suitable day then that is very good In that case I will come up to NAME on Thursday Well what are your thoughts Let me know Enjoy tomorrow It is still very cold here NAME Chicken NAME what iso CHAR elseF Hi NAME Well we watched NAME NAME NAME NAME and CHAR on Saturday evening and the first words to appear on the screen were NAME the setting I ca nt get away from it Thank you very much for your card You should have been an animation assistant in Chicken Run Well what have you been doing since you got back to NAME Has your life been caught up once more into its hectic pace I had a really lovely weekend with NAME and NAME I was very very surprised to see them and did nt suspect a thing even after I received an email adding me to the CU mailing list for the second time We went a walk along the coast played biblical trivial pursuits watched NAME NAME went to church ate food did simultaneous equations which NAME really enjoys surprisingly and talked I intend to be in NAME for a short visit on Monday as I have a lab that I want to go to It only lasts for NUM hour in the morning so hopefully I ll see you later in the day sometime I am reasonably busy working and did quite a lot yesterday I m doing more today Tomorrow afternoon I m going to NAME to see NAME of the Rings finally Hopefully I wo nt experience a power cut in the middle as NAME did last week Enjoy the rest of today Best wishes NAME NAME Hi NAME Yes I am ill At first they thought I had a chest infection whihc I might do but it also appears that I have a heart mumur My heart is also beating really fast This is why I feel pretty bad But I think I am getting a bit better I have been resting a lot and am nearly going mad I think I do nt really feel like playing footie though You know that something is wrong when NAME is a trek from NAME s and you ca nt be bothered to go even though you really ought to NAME is going well keep praying There is information about the tallks and stuff on the web WEBSITE believe that NAME sent you an invite I have an interview on Monday in NAME for taeaching I am quite pleased about it but feeling a little underprepared But I have a few days left to get ready NAME I m off to get some lunch and then head to a talk about hell Sounds like fun NAME NAME Bother I knew I d forget something CHICKEN NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Bother Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother a Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR Bother CHAR hmmm Re hmmm Dear NAME Oh dear Well obviously I did nt intend you to have to attempt to decipher my message It was meant to read Thank you You did although your version seems slightly more amusing Thank you for the letter It was most interesting and also rather amusing Hope you have had a good day NAME NAME NAME wrote Either I am missing some of your messages or else it I do nt understand I assume they did not arrive in the correct order either NAME Anyway I thought that this might brighten up your llife NAME WEBSITE Type NAME NAME WEBSITE application msword NAME NAME Download Status Not downloaded with message Re hmmm I am glad to brighten your day I hope you have had a cool weekend at home What s in a name Dear NAME Hello Your computer still does not have a name This is tragic How do you think she feels It s not as if she s chosen anonimity is it Suggestions NAME NAME NAME Your computer needs a name for reasons of selffulfilment do nt let her down NAME Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere Re What s in a name I m liking NAME Dear NAME Hello Your computer still does not have a name This is tragic How do you think she feels It s not as if she s chosen anonimity is it Suggestions NAME NAME NAME Your computer needs a name for reasons of selffulfilment do nt let her down NAME Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere Re What s in a name Oh good That s the one I hoped you d prefer NAME NAME wrote I m liking NAME Dear NAME Hello Your computer still does not have a name This is tragic How do you think she feels It s not as if she s chosen anonimity is it Suggestions NAME NAME NAME Your computer needs a name for reasons of selffulfilment do nt let her down NAME Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere Re What s in a name so she is christened poppy She is happy and fulfilled Oh good That s the one I hoped you d prefer NAME NAME wrote I m liking NAME Dear NAME Hello Your computer still does not have a name This is tragic How do you think she feels It s not as if she s chosen anonimity is it Suggestions NAME NAME NAME Your computer needs a name for reasons of selffulfilment do nt let her down NAME Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere Re What s in a name Excellent I am pleased to hear that Rather a shame I could nt be present at NAME s christening ceremony scandalous doctrinal errors there but never mind Hope you ve had a good day Did you enjoy your dinner at NAME CHAR last night I have had NUM hours of lectures workshops today but I m not tired oh no definitely not Have a good evening NAME NAME NAME wrote so she is christened poppy She is happy and fulfilled Oh good That s the one I hoped you d prefer NAME NAME wrote I m liking NAME Dear NAME Hello Your computer still does not have a name This is tragic How do you think she feels It s not as if she s chosen anonimity is it Suggestions NAME NAME NAME Your computer needs a name for reasons of selffulfilment do nt let her down NAME Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere Re What s in a name NAME has duly passed on your messge I am sorry to report she has been having a bit of a breakdown today Hopefully she will be better tomorrow I left my room at NAME today and did nt get back until NAME Hmmmm I have NUM hours of lectures tomorrow that is half my week But NUM is alot NAME was cool yesterday I had a lovely chat to NAME Hope you enjoyed NAME Wars NAME and NAME Excellent I am pleased to hear that Rather a shame I could nt be present at NAME s christening ceremony scandalous doctrinal errors there but never mind Hope you ve had a good day Did you enjoy your dinner at NAME CHAR last night I have had NUM hours of lectures workshops today but I m not tired oh no definitely not Have a good evening NAME NAME NAME wrote so she is christened poppy She is happy and fulfilled Oh good That s the one I hoped you d prefer NAME NAME wrote I m liking NAME let Re NAME yoghurt I can assure you that the camp very much existed There were NUM campers and NUM leaders who would agree with me and it was excellent We had a really good time and did masses of things and laughed and ate and went to NAME and biking and on the assult course and it was generally great Pure briliant said in a NAME accent Thanks for the card NAME say that they will let me know sometime I need to have a discussion about what we are doing next week with my parents before I can see if I can come down We might be going to NAME but my wee sisters friend is coming so there might not be enough space NAME that the book shop continued to be cool or whatever you wanted it to be NAME Re NAME NAME NAME noodles sugar Hi NAME I m glad to hear your dissertation is nearly finished Word is good at crashing on NAME I think Have the open day people gone How nasty of them to write rude messages on your door Quite scandalous Why is NAME probably enjoying her holidays better than I am I am in NAME she is in NAME The probabilities confuse me Yesterday I did some work Today I did less Tomorrow will take care of itself I had an email from NAME this morning telling me how many people she was going to be seeing in the next few days very envyinducing But I am content with my molecules So did you get all your references done yesterday Does that mean you re finished today Have you seen NAME I hear he came up to visit the library for the day What camp exactly are you going on I ca nt seem to find it in the brochure Are you sure it exists I am enjoying deleting files from my computer as I have transferred them all to my family s new one It is most satisfying to see NAME increase her performance so dramatically It is a very nasty day here today Yesterday was delightful it reminded me of spring I went for a walk and began to perspire so I returned to my organometallic synthesis I am making dinner this evening for my brother and I as my parents have gone to NAME for the evening It s their th wedding anniversary or rather it was yesterday Are you having noodles and sugar or something equally delightful this evening Hope you are well NAME Re NAME But of course A man of MANY words NAME NAME NAME yoghurt Dear NAME I am pleased to hear NAME is feeling better However I hope she does not become too attached to her borrowed printer cable NAME is NAME so I think she will be enjoying that a lot Is she really How nice for her NAME and NAME missed me yesterday I was watching neighbours and they did nt warn me they were coming and then they went for a meal How come NAME is seeing so many people Oh dear that s a shame another testimony to the virtue of communication NAME is going to visit her sister in NAME and that is why she is seeing so many people I ve seen NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME from church and that is probably about it That s not bad at all I ve spoken to NAME had emails from you NAME and NAME had online conversations with NAME and had text conversations with NAME and NAME I am going to camp at NAME It starts on the th I will probably perspire a lot at camp Now I realise why you do nt enjoy it I do enjoy camp just not overmuch It s not bad though I do nt remember perspiring last summer at camp Yesterday I went to NAME s for tea which was very pleasant Today I am going to the NAME a pub with NAME NAME NAME for tea Then I might eat some yoghurt I do know that the NAME is a pub Honestly I m not that na ve It is my parents th Wedding anniversary in the summer They are going to have a party Exciting It is my parent s th wedding anniversary next March I think they re going to NAME because that is where they met NAME I wonder where I shall go NAME Almost as exciting NAME NAME and I VE FINISHED Congratulations That s wonderful And you thought you might not make it Are you very happy Are you staying in NAME until the end of the week Our new computer has a firewall and we keep getting attempted NAME horse viruses detected Last night we traced an attempted hack using a worldmap type thing like in mission impossible very cool to NAME in NAME It is a welcome deviation from my molecules Hope you enjoy your yoghurt and have a nice evening NAME Strawberries yoghurt Dear NAME I regret to inform you that I was not planning where to go for my th wedding anniversary I would nt dare be so presumptuous as to assume I would ever be fortunate enough to be married let alone for NUM NUM years No I was much more unexcitingly wondering aloud where I would go when my parents were in NAME Anyway hope you are well Do you ever wonder about your NUM fifth wedding anniversary NAME NAME NAME Fresh from the antics of the NAME household I am pleased to inform you of today s comedy incident This morning what with this being Sunday and NAME Sunday at that we all went to church After church there was an emergancey meeting for the elders but as the NUM children had nt seen some of their friends at the church for ages the mother and the grandmother went home to get the lunch ready With them they took their NUM cars leaving the father and the NUM children with NUM car CHAR little comical already I hear you cry but mum and sis and bro had to be at church at NUM and dad and sis and me did not and granny started the day in carnoutstie So anyway the church meeting finsihed about NUM hour after it started and the children were waiting for their father to take them home but no father sneaked passed the children and they were left stranded nearly NUM miles from their house The story ends happily when the father realises his error and returns to collect his children who have started to walk home But this raises the interesting questions how exactly it is possible that the father forgot his children and how he did nt notice the NUM of them in the church hall waiting This ladies and gentleman happened today in the NAME household Other than that nothing of substance is happening Spring is coming though and the NAME is ot on the tree outside my room which is very pleasant NAME NAME NAME NAME thank you for the book NAME NUM NUM NUM What days can you do this week Re visit Hi NAME I assume you are coming on Friday then Do you know where I live See you NAME I have your address your address and the instructions you gave me Hopefully I therefore know where you live I also have a map I will see you on Friday barring a navigating fisaco NAME NAME occurence Today we have got pictures of the stomach and how it digests in the kitchen a digramm of the beats of your heart in the bathroom and other physiological systems All very random hope you ve had a cool day NAME Re Strawberries yoghurt Hi NAME thanks for the card and the text NAME ca nt be bothered to write a long and uninteresting email so am just going to say that I got rejected by NAME We have got a sofa now and NAME TV My parents have been defeated by their offspring NAME Re Snails No we did nt have a sofa before so that is why it is so exciting that we do now And I did nt want sky but what kind of a fool is going to complain On the subject of the NAME NAME I merely purchased them not to drink but to amuse the brother He will drink them over the next NUM weeks at school after cricket and the like NAME than that I have written NUM letters today Is that not very impressive To be entirely fair some of them were postcards but still I think that is pretty good Somehow I lost one of them though somewhere in teh house I ll have to try and find it Yes I am prbably the only person you know who could do such a stupid thing but there you go I assume you are going back on Sunday from what you said I am going back on Saturday whcih is not very exciting but does mean I can get a lift back As you know because I am also talking to you there is nothing going on and I being as random as ever Cheerio Love NAME Dear NAME So nice to hear you have a sofa did you not before I thought you did nt want Sky Indeed I am very glad I shall never have to give birth Surely you did nt drink NUM cans of NAME NAME with your brother That stuff is vile I have had a good day It was sunny here too yesterday Unfortunately it is perfectly miserable weather today NUM more week to go Hope you are well See you next Sunday I ve never eaten snails but I would love to Very best wishes NAME Today was a bonus comedy day We had snails for tea because my mum wanted to see if we d eat them We all did although NAME only managed a dissappointing half a snail We also now have a sofa ohhhh and a BIG TV and Sky to keep us amused when we are sitting on the sofa That was what my Dad said Have also read about child birth it sounds AWFUL be glad you are a bloke and tried to buy a new fleece but could nt find a fleece so me and NAME bought NUM cans of NAME NAME instead Hope you have had a nice day Also it was sunny here AGAIN NAME NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at a Target new Href WEBSITE NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE visit Hi NAME I assume you are coming on Friday then Do you know where I live See you NAME Re NAME occurence Dear NAME Very random indeed Is there an explanation Thanks I ve had a really good day I did enough work and the sun was shining an occurence which transforms NAME NAME completely The sun was so bright that I could nt see what I was revising because of the glare from the paper Thanks for your prompt email reply this morning you were first Amazingly I got about NUM replies today so NAME s managed to book the house and it s going to cost even less Hope you have a good day tomorrow and it was really nice to see you yesterday Very best wishes NAME Today we have got pictures of the stomach and how it digests in the kitchen a digramm of the beats of your heart in the bathroom and other physiological systems All very random hope you ve had a cool day NAME Re Strawberries yoghurt Dear NAME Thanks for the card and the text You re welcome I m sorry to hear that you did nt get in to NAME NAME Hi NAME thanks for the card and the text NAME ca nt be bothered to write a long and uninteresting email so am just going to say that I got rejected by NAME We have got a sofa now and NAME TV My parents have been defeated by their offspring NAME Snails Dear NAME So nice to hear you have a sofa did you not before I thought you did nt want Sky Indeed I am very glad I shall never have to give birth Surely you did nt drink NUM cans of NAME NAME with your brother That stuff is vile I have had a good day It was sunny here too yesterday Unfortunately it is perfectly miserable weather today NUM more week to go Hope you are well See you next Sunday I ve never eaten snails but I would love to Very best wishes NAME Today was a bonus comedy day We had snails for tea because my mum wanted to see if we d eat them We all did although NAME only managed a dissappointing half a snail We also now have a sofa ohhhh and a BIG TV and Sky to keep us amused when we are sitting on the sofa That was what my Dad said Have also read about child birth it sounds AWFUL be glad you are a bloke and tried to buy a new fleece but could nt find a fleece so me and NAME bought NUM cans of NAME NAME instead Hope you have had a nice day Also it was sunny here AGAIN NAME NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE Snails and lost postcards Dear NAME I shall send this to your NAME address since you seem to be having some difficulty accessing your NAME email SMILEY And I did nt want sky but what kind of a fool is going to complain Well quite I m glad to hear you are not an NAME NAME addict NUM letters is very impressive indeed I hope you find the one you lost Thank you for your random email I enjoyed chatting to you Enjoy your last week out of NAME See you on Sunday NAME Change Blindness Hi You were complaining you get no emails Here you go WEBSITE Person and objects changes are particularly amusing But the gradual changes are also worrying PS this demonstrates a phenoemoena called change blindness which deomstrates basically how vision does nt work like we think it does sorry someone else did some dodgy forwardign but I thought you might still be interested WATER NUM NUM of Americans are chronically dehydrated NAME applies to half world population NUM In NUM of Americans the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger NUM Even MILD dehydration will slow down one s metabolism as much as NUM NUM NUM glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost NUM of the dieters studied in a NAME study NUM Lack of water the NUM trigger of daytime fatigue NUM Preliminary research indicates that NUM glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to NUM of sufferers NUM CHAR NAME NUM drop in body water can trigger fuzzy shortterm memory trouble with basic math and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page NUM Drinking NUM glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by NUM plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by NUM and one is NUM less likely to develop bladder cancer Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day COKE NUM In many states in the NAME the highway patrol carries NUM gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident NUM You can put a Tbone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in NUM days NUM To clean a toilet Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let the real thing sit for NUM hour then flush clean The citric acid in NAME removes stains from vitreous china NUM To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers Rub the bumper with a rumpledup piece of NAME NAME aluminium foil dipped in Coke NUM To clean corrosion from car battery terminals Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion NUM To loosen a rusted bolt Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes NUM To bake a moist ham NAME a can of Coke into the baking pan wrap the ham in aluminium foil and bake NUM minutes before the ham is finished remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy NUM To remove grease from clothes NAME a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes add detergent and run through a regular cycle The Coke will help loosen grease stains It will also clean road haze from your windshield For Your NAME NUM The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid Its pH is NUM It will dissolve a nail in about NUM days Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis NUM To carry coke syrup the concentrate the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials NUM The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about NUM years Now the question is would you like a glass of water or a soda sorry someone else did some dodgy forwardign but I thought you might still be interested WATER NUM NUM of Americans are chronically dehydrated NAME applies to half world population NUM In NUM of Americans the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger NUM Even MILD dehydration will slow down one s metabolism as much as NUM NUM NUM glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost NUM of the dieters studied in a NAME study NUM Lack of water the NUM trigger of daytime fatigue NUM Preliminary research indicates that NUM glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to NUM of sufferers NUM CHAR NAME NUM drop in body water can trigger fuzzy shortterm memory trouble with basic math and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page NUM Drinking NUM glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by NUM plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by NUM and one is NUM less likely to develop bladder cancer Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day COKE NUM In many states in the NAME the highway patrol carries NUM gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident NUM You can put a Tbone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in NUM days NUM To clean a toilet Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let the real thing sit for NUM hour then flush clean The citric acid in NAME removes stains from vitreous china NUM To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers Rub the bumper with a rumpledup piece of NAME NAME NAME foil dipped in Coke NUM To clean corrosion from car battery terminals Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion NUM To loosen a rusted NAME Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes NUM To bake a moist ham NAME a can of Coke into the baking pan wrap the ham in aluminium foil and bake NUM minutes before the ham is finished remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy NUM To remove grease from clothes NAME a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes add detergent and run through a regular cycle The Coke will help loosen grease stains It will also clean road haze from your windshield For Your NAME NUM The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid Its pH is NUM It will dissolve a nail in about NUM days Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis NUM To carry coke syrup the concentrate the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials NUM The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about NUM years Now the question is would you like a glass of water or a soda Re Water vs Coke Thanks NAME Yes very interesting Personally I use Coke to clean coins and it works Water is very good See you soon NAME NAME NAME wrote sorry someone else did some dodgy forwardign but I thought you might still be interested WATER NUM NUM of Americans are chronically dehydrated NAME applies to half world population NUM In NUM of Americans the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger NUM Even MILD dehydration will slow down one s metabolism as much as NUM NUM NUM glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost NUM of the dieters studied in a NAME study NUM Lack of water the NUM trigger of daytime fatigue NUM Preliminary research indicates that NUM glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to NUM of sufferers NUM CHAR NAME NUM drop in body water can trigger fuzzy shortterm memory trouble with basic math and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page NUM Drinking NUM glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by NUM plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by NUM and one is NUM less likely to develop bladder cancer Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day COKE NUM In many states in the NAME the highway patrol carries NUM gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident NUM You can put a Tbone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in NUM days NUM To clean a toilet Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let the real thing sit for NUM hour then flush clean The citric acid in NAME removes stains from vitreous china NUM To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers Rub the bumper with a rumpledup piece of NAME NAME aluminium foil dipped in Coke NUM To clean corrosion from car battery terminals Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion NUM To loosen a rusted NAME Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes NUM To bake a moist ham NAME a can of Coke into the baking pan wrap the ham in aluminium foil and bake NUM minutes before the ham is finished remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy NUM To remove grease from clothes NAME a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes add detergent and run through a regular cycle The Coke will help loosen grease stains It will also clean road haze from your windshield For Your NAME NUM The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid Its pH is NUM It will dissolve a nail in about NUM days Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis NUM To carry coke syrup the concentrate the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials NUM The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about NUM years Now the question is would you like a glass of water or a soda Today Dear NAME Congratulations on graduating by the way There are benefits to looking young Was NAME pleased to be mistaken for NUM old enough to drink Are you back home in NAME I was in NAME on Thursday shopping or trying to Most unsuccessful I have had a good week and only worked NUM days It was lovely to see you all on Monday at NAME This morning it is raining here How are you Are you busy organising your NAME trip I am trying to organise our NAME trip You ll be pleased to hear I ve been out of the house every single day this week Hope you are well NAME Yesterday NAME NAME I hope that the shop went well this week Yesterday a funny thing happened we went out for a meal as a family and my dad told the guy in the resturant that there were NUM of us old enough to drink and then the waiter removed MY GLASS and left NAME my NUM year old brothers glass WHAT ON EARTH Now I know that NAME looks older than me but NAME as well And NAME well I do nt know where she fits in Never mind ehh NAME all is well are you looking forward to the holiday NAME NAME NAME I hope that the shop went well this week Yesterday a funny thing happened we went out for a meal as a family and my dad told the guy in the resturant that there were NUM of us old enough to drink and then the waiter removed MY GLASS and left NAME my NUM year old brothers glass WHAT ON EARTH Now I know that NAME looks older than me but NAME as well And NAME well I do nt know where she fits in Never mind ehh NAME all is well are you looking forward to the holiday NAME Re Today What are the benefits of looking young Today at church soemone told I was not old enough to have graduated whcih seemed a little unfair I am sorry to hear about your shopping were you trying to buy a birthday present for NAME I got her a card in NAME but was unable to manage to get her a present I thought NAME was lovely too it was great that you were there as well I am also glad that you have had a relatively busy week that must be a lot more exciting I go to NAME tomorrow for the orientation fro NAME I think I ve got everything I need and so all things seem to be workign well NAME NAME I suppose you better start using my EMAIL email because I wo nt be able to check this one again HAve a great summer I will try to email Love NAME Dear NAME Congratulations on graduating by the way There are benefits to looking young Was NAME pleased to be mistaken for NUM old enough to drink Are you back home in NAME I was in NAME on Thursday shopping or trying to Most unsuccessful I have had a good week and only worked NUM days It was lovely to see you all on Monday at NAME This morning it is raining here How are you Are you busy organising your NAME trip I am trying to organise our NAME trip You ll be pleased to hear I ve been out of the house every single day this week Hope you are well NAME Hi Dear NAME Hello SMILEY How are you I presume you might be back home when you read this So what was NAME like How many people will be asking you that I wonder I m enjoying living in the flat it s good fun so far and so is my placement I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back Sorry I have nt emailed much internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week However I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME NAME NAME to hear from you sometime NAME Fwd NAME NAME New Year Dates Hi NAME Hope you are well in NAME NAME Just to let you know some of what s happening at New Year Arriving in NAME as early as you like on the st December and leaving sometime probably late afternoon on the nd January NAME has asked me to email everyone with these details and what to bring sleeping bag pillow pillow case and about meals and this I will do Just not today I have exams on Monday and Wednesday next week if you wish to know Looking forward to seeing you soon NAME New Year Dates guys do nt reply to this address it is nt mine do we really need NUM pounds a weeks esch for NUM meal and elec that s NUM pounds for NUM meals and elec we are going to be very well fed could we nor manage with NUM or even NUM maybe NUM perhaps we should start with the NUM each into the account then see how it goes I mean we do nt want to get fat do we luv ya all NAME xx guys do nt reply to this address it is nt mine do we really need NUM pounds a weeks esch for NUM meal and elec that s NUM pounds for NUM meals and elec we are going to be very well fed could we nor manage with NUM or even NUM maybe NUM perhaps we should start with the NUM each into the account then see how it goes CHAR mean we do nt want to get fat do we luv ya all NAME xx Cooking Dear All Some thoughts of my own on cooking NUM NAME reserves the right to choose which night she cooks on as she has much more of a social life than anyone else in the flat and will have to arrange her cooking around this NUM The budget for each communal meal per head must exceed that spent by college per meal per head NAME NUM NAME reserves the right to be extremely fussy about anything she eats Anyone disagreeing with NAME will be subject to major bouts of NAME NUM NAME reseves the right to help NAME cook any of her patent messes NUM NAME reserves the right to not eat any of NAME s patent messes NUM NAME may only be sung once per week NAME NUM NAME will never dry up with damp or smelly dishcloths NUM NAME does not eat weird foodstuffs NUM NAME does not eat foodstuffs not native to her own country ie no Scottish or Canadian yucky stuff NUM NAME will not be photographed over dinner NAME nor sung to NAME nor cleaned NAME nor faffed at NAME NAME refuses to be subject to conversations on the subjects of work NAME NAME quality of food quantity of food boys NAME NAME TV scheduling for the next few hours of that day NAME s mess NAME s fussiness NAME NAME over dinner as these distract from the shovelling NUM Finally NAME refuses absolutely to clean up after NAME has been cooking With love and harmonious good wishes NAME xx to NAME etc flat stuff To my erstwhile flatmates to be My friends I am about to embark on a journey of epic proportions whereby I travel to the wilds of a savage country in an effort to civilise the natives who from what I am have gathered are most vicious You will have guessed by now that I am to depart for NAME tomorrow and that my nerves are in tatters I wanted to send you all a NAME no pun intended message before I went mainly concerned with the humdrum daily life we intend to lead together as of next year I am a humble seeker after information NUM How much are we putting in the account each week NUM What does this cover Is it just food or is it household commodities also eg dettol I realise bulk buying is cheaper and electricity bills NUM What does anybody estimate elec food and other necessary stuff to cost NUM Can we have a TV please I would quite like one and it would save you all from having to talk to me Mums and the NAME have agreed that we can have our familial little TV in the flat If we have a TV we need to investigate whether it would be cheaper to have this or to hire one And what about a video Do we really need a TV licence Ca nt we just get away without one Just kidding but we need to discuss why NAME wo nt marry NAME in NAME sorry I mean we need to discuss all this first And if I turns out we do nt have a black box I know I ll survive NUM Guys literally after your meeting at the end of term which items necessary for our daily living do you require my fellow missionary and I to buy Tell me now while I have money in the bank Or at least less of an overdraft I am coming to the end of my packet of Minstrels and therefore my imagination I shall leave you all to pray for my safekeeping and torture yourself with thoughts of my early death at the hands of the saveges if not NAME I hope you all have a very interesting week discussing this and that you manage to make all the difficult decisions prior to my return Blessings to you all my best and most favoured of friends NAME aka NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME blah blah blah PS How bizarre if this were you NAME my mother and sister went to NAME on Thursday to NAME College to see if my sister liked it She should of course have done this before accepting the place But hey Anyway while they were there Mums said she saw students asking people if they wanted to go punting I said politely CHAR really NAME does that She said does he have auburn hair Because I saw NUM boy with auburn hair Hmmm NAME NAME please do nt viciously and amusingly reply to my remarks about your motherland I was just kidding for NUM thing and for another I wo nt be around to appreciate them Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE and the cake Guys I will add to this some really cool long thin candles cynicism and sarcasm hormones a magnetic poetry set for the fridge door an addiction to NAME which NAME is going to bring so we can play it on NAME lots of books a need to live cheaply a dislike of an abundance of hot drinks a paradoxical want to be both alone and in company you ll have to work with me on this NUM MY own unique brand of humour I have some stuff I still do nt understand what is going on at all so if one of you organised guys not NAME could send me a list of things you want me to buy I would be grateful Also if you could maybe sum up what has been emaling going on while I have been away I am SO confused That means you NAME NAME or NAME If we want stuff my mother is dying to take me utensil shopping but is only willing to pay if CHAR but it whilst at home NAME explain it to me as well so send me what you like to but Also worth bearing in mind is that in all probability I will be living out next year and if we are all going to keep what we buy Anyway just someone send me a list of stuff to get PLEASE JUST SEND ME THE LIST I am bringing the TV It is to me as NAME is to the NAME Do not attempt to come between us But I am happy to have a video and no licence I can cope with that Microwave NAME depends on cost I guess NAME what s this about NUM just imagine the is a pound sign the one on this computer has unaccountably disappeared Are we going for NUM per week for everything Remember the relative feebleness of the female mind and sme one explain it to me in short and pithy terms I love you all dearly especially the person upon whom I am foisting NAME s email I do nt know you but thank you NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Lads and Lasses Some things I am going to bring to the flat NAME A larva lamp A hanging picture thingy My inimitable sense of humour I can almost certainly get hold of some kitchen utensils and things if need be I think my Grandmother is itching to supply me with at least something So until we meet again NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE and the cake people needinf urgent response saw microwave in shop today for NUM should we buy love a Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE and the cake In reply to NAME s mammoth email If NAME and I arrive on Mon the something will the key be available how are we going to work the telephone bill surely not divide up the bill NOT TOO MUCH RICE NUM pounds per month for electricity that sounds like lots thats NUM each per month NUM pounds per week each that s so much I m sorry but it is are you sure that s right are you sure sure we are having not democracy but a dictatorship I am the dictator everyone will bow to me if it s not me we re making a shrine to dettol and it can make the major decisions have I said this I am happy with tv vid and no licence I eat very little because like all girls I am on a constant diet however I am sure I will make up these costs with the phone bill but just as you guys literally wo nt want to pay for my ohone bills I do nt want to pay for your food bills which I am sure will be astronomical therefore nope no solution just raising a problem prayer should def be in the mornings I am not the world s greatest advocate of early mornings so you may find me alittle grumpy as per usual but remind me that I said its a good idea hope you do nt mind jamas at prayer meeting though co ordinates you pair worry me I shall pray for you is this right NUM pounds as initial fund each NUM pounds per week there after right I propose that NAME and I should be in charge of getting money out of bank buying collective food buying cards for extotionate electricity meter etc as we have so much time on our hands please make your views known to the collective sounds scarilt like big brother the novel not the awful tv show who exactly are you anyway NAME I feel like I m bringing very little comapred to the rest of you so please tell me what you want me to bring and my mother will be happy to buy it NAME please tell me rapidly emerging as leader in cheif why do we need weighing scales are you boys weight obsessed or somehting that s bad love you all could NAME please send this to NAME at appropriate address I m a vit scared to keep sending randomness to his father love NAME ps NAME thanks a lot for sending me the docs the addition of every piece of puntuation was only vaguely amusing Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE thank you NAME I am getting NAME s emails thank you NAME maybe we should have a list of stuff still to get here is what I am on so far microwave incidentally NAME and I have decided it s too expensive and we do nt want one so cross that off saucepans do we really not get saucepans other stuff I am going to buy a corkscrew this will intrest only NAME I am going to buy some wine glasses ditto what are we going to do about a video I am looking forward to seeing you all love NAME raiser of problems xx From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject a message from NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME The flat saga continues to unfold NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME and NAME I hope the spelling in this message is better than the last one I am writing again not for any particular reason but only to chat I have had a spell of bad days at work It seems that all the tourists have died and are no longer with us here in NAME which means that the town is quieter but also means that I do nt get paid Oh well Enough about work It is such a boring subject NAME if I start talking about it too much either when you come or next year please hit me aver the head with a brass chelaghily and tell me to shut up As I think I said in the last message I m looking forward to seeing you again It will be good to meet up before term stars so as to have some time to chill and not worry about essays and such I wonder how many of you have heeded NAME s advice regarding the curtains at our flat Anyone Can you remember this time last year when we were all looking forward to going to college It seems so long ago now Oh how we have all changed since then Can you remember getting out from your car and being greeted by name Did this happen to you NAME NAME has just handed me some emails which he has printed out and brought home I may have already made this point clear but as I do nt know when you sent these and there may be some confusion thank you NAME quickly I have NAME bowls NUM large CHAR medium CHAR small NUM little a set of scales and a measuring jug the bowls have lids apart from the little NUM love NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE thank you NAME guys how about we buy NUM saucepan each I amgong to get NUM smallish NUM tomorrow text me if any problem with this a Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE Cleaning Hi all I have been thinking about cleaning I have decided I must try to make some allowances I m going to try and be drastically less clean and tidy What do you think of my new parameters defining clean NAME S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT NUM NAME will not clean or attempt to clean any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant This especially applies to NAME s room which NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years Nightmares do nt apply NUM NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly He recognises this will be an uphill strugle but naively hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomort to his flatmates will aid him in his difficult task NUM NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospitaltype environment before his fellow flatmates arrive at the end of September NUM NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves mask biohazard suit etc Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task NUM NAME will not buy any more than NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month NUM NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene with a bottle of dettol in hand when another flatmate is cooking dinner Except at personal request NUM NAME will only sterilise the flat doorhandles with boiling water and domestos twice a term SMILEY NAME will try not to tidy everything up but will invariably fail NUM NAME will refrain from allowing the Society of NAME NAME NAME of which he is patron to hold their monthly meetings in the flat NUM If NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to he may relax these rules NAME Is anyone worried yet You have NUM months to become so What a nice way to end the year NAME in Re Flat NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings NAME sings dimensional plane stuff NAME please pass this on to NAME and let me know if you d rather I did nt use your email address I ll understand For those of you who did nt understand the subject NAME and NAME dimensional flat CHAR CHAR just practising the sexist comments for next year Sorry NAME anyway Sir NAME has produced a wonderful document which I hope we all have read now My thoughts pound NUM sounds good for an opening balance that s pound NUM each for the arts students among us I think we should get our own breakfasts and lunches The flat account would then just buy evening meals although I think cleaning equipment could come out of the budget as well I can oversee that because he will be doing all the cleaning TV sounds good but I agree with CHAR in that for me I do nt think we need the TV license just the video Um I think that will do for the NAME NAME for now PB NAME please pass this on to NAME and let me know if you d rather I did nt use your email address I ll understand For those of you who did nt understand the subject NAME and NAME dimensional flat CHAR amp CHAR just practising the sexist comments for next year Sorry NAME anyway Sir NAME has produced a wonderful document which I hope we all have read now My thoughts pound NUM sounds good for an opening balance that s pound NUM each for the arts students among us I think we should get our own breakfasts and lunches The flat account would then just buy evening meals although I think cleaning equipment could come out of the budget as well I can oversee that because he will be doing all the cleaning TV sounds good but I agree with CHAR in that for me I do nt think we need the TV license just the video Um I think that will do for the NAME NAME for now PB Re Flat These decisions have been anonymously decided upon by our lowly esteemed proclaimed by others flat dogsbody NAME a few minutes ago Allocation of flat jobs NAME keeps us amused NAME does the cleaning but not too much and not my room NAME never makes lunches unless you want food poisoning NAME is creative and generally floats around doing very little NAME talks to NAME NAME talks to NAME NAME occasionally makes scrumptious dinners NAME repeats NUM times a day I am not perfect NAME sings but does not start singing another song when NAME is NAME cleans everyone s shoes and folds NAME s clothes NAME never watches star trek NAME never tells NAME or NAME to get up early NAME takes lots of photos but never early in the morning All boys do general cleaning and run errands for the girls bless you all for deluding yourselves into thinking that NAME and I will be easy to live with he he he NAME in wrote The following decisions were anonymously decided by our highly esteemed selfproclaimed Flat President NAME this morning Allocation of Flat Jobs NAME pays the bills NAME does the cleaning NAME makes the lunches NAME washes the dishes NAME does the washing NAME does the sewing NAME and NAME watch videos NAME does the singing outside Re Cleaning Hi y all just wanted to get a few things straight before next year NAME s mess code of conduct NAME will make as much mess as she likes at all times this applies to other people s rooms beware NAME will never put the toothpaste lid back on the toothpaste lids back on jars or clothes back in wardrobe NAME will never let anyone else tidy up for her apart from NAME who is allowed to fold her clothes from time to time if he s lucky NAME will never ever use cleaning implements these implements include CHAR mops CHAR buckets CHAR NAME cloths CHAR NAME NAME cleaner No one in the flat is allowed to use the swear words listed below scrub NAME clean dust wipe If NAME leaves paintbrushes uncleaned for weeks it is her own business and noone that includes you NAME should try to remove this paint NAME s tidying habits of messy pile from bed to floor floor to bed bed to floor floor to bed should not be sneered at ridiculed or deemed inefficient The day NAME loses her supply of chocolate is the day that she can be called forgetful or disorganised Leaving things out in the lounge is not a sin NAME shalt not leave a mug to be washed up later is NOT the eleventh commandment NAME is not a word in NAME s vocab it makes her very confused and so should be avoided at all costs yours messily NAME NAME in wrote Hi all I have been thinking about cleaning I have decided I must try to make some allowances I m going to try and be drastically less clean and tidy What do you think of my new parameters defining clean NAME S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT NUM NAME will not clean or attempt to clean any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant This especially applies to NAME s room which NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years Nightmares do nt apply NUM NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly He recognises this will be an uphill strugle but naively hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomort to his flatmates will aid him in his difficult task NUM NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospitaltype environment before his fellow flatmates arrive at the end of September NUM NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves mask biohazard suit etc Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task NUM NAME will not buy any more than NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month NUM NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene with a bottle of dettol in hand when another flatmate is cooking dinner Except at personal request NUM NAME will only sterilise the flat doorhandles with boiling water and domestos twice a term SMILEY NAME will try not to tidy everything up but will invariably fail NUM NAME will refrain from allowing the Society of NAME NAME NAME of which he is patron to hold their monthly meetings in the flat NUM If NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to he may relax these rules NAME Is anyone worried yet You have NUM months to become so What a nice way to end the year NAME in NAME s thoughts opinions and feelings on the flat not life itself do nt worry Hello fellow flat dwellers The time has come for me to share with you dear friends my thoughts and feelings on THE FLAT Firstly I will address issues raised by my esteemed colleages NAME and NAME in earlier correspondence and then I will continue by adding a few morsels of wisdom from my own collection of intellectual thoughts May I begin by thanking you all for being far more organized than I am and by actually considering these issues at such and early stage and secondly may I especially thank NAME who has been most kind in informing us all of the developments connected our most comfortable abode and has taken a most active interest in securing our highest comfort for the upcoming year NAME Let me continue with the task in hand NUM The account The initial pound NUM is a good idea yes NUM Lunch Why do nt we all buy food for our lunch together and then can make sandwhiches and either eat them in the flat or take them elsewhere Good idea NUM Breakfast I think we should buy this togetherAfter all breakfast is the most important meal of the day and we could all eat it together at NUM am could nt we NAME That s a joke guys ok I AM NOT SERIOUS NUM NAME Let s buy this together along with all the other cleaning stuff infact as much as NAME s hygenic heart desires NUM Electricity fine fine fine NUM NAME and how much it costs I think that pound NUM a week is too much for NUM people personally I know you guys eat alot but I really think that if we choose food sensibly and eat economically and that does nt mean that what we eat wo nt be nice we can eat for less than that My friend NAME is at NAME NAME and we all know how expensive NAME is and she said that she ate for less than pound NUM a week and she thinks that if you re economic you can do it for pound NUM although I do nt suggest that we necessarily aim for so low a figure NUM The TV NAME now this is a difficult issue as I know how much NAME wants a TV ofcourse it s fine if everyone disagrees with me and I know I m probably just being a killjoy but I d really like not to have a TV I d love to have one for videos that would be cool but I do nt really want to spend money on a TV licence also I think my Mum might be angered if I did In her words A television is a luxury that students cannot afford and should live without If there s something that special on TV you can go to college and watch it If we can get a NAME and video without purchase then I d love to have one for video nights but I really think aswell that we re all quite busy people and having a TV might be a waste of time because we ll never watch it Also I have to admit that I m very unselfdisciplined and that if we have a TV I ll watch it and I really do nt want to And we can listen to the news on lovely radio NUM NAME Anyway I think I ve exhausted my reasons NOT to buy a TV licence If you all want to vote against me then Itotally understand After all we are living in a democracy and I ll only sulk for NUM week every time I do nt get my way joke SMILEY The list Things my grandmother from now on known to you all as Nanny can supply us with are Cake tins A glass jug you forgot to put this on the list A fruit bowl A variety of kitchen utensils I feel like I m on the generation game hmm have any of you ever watched this or am I the only NUM sad enough Some sharp knives not a set but they ll probably do A tablecloth or NUM A teapot An old telephone do nt buy NUM NAME A tin opener sorry no rhinos available from the NAME NAME My mother will supply us with CHAR NAME NAME she hates it and is begging me to take it a cream jug SOME cutlery A kettle Some cups and saucers and mugs we have loads please can we use our mugs A wooden spoon NAME and pepper cellars NUM tea towels A collander I have MANY candles and candlesticks please let me bring mine they are beautiful Things on the list that I think are unnecessary A food processor I really do nt think we need one unless someone has a spare one kicking around I am sure we can manage without one We do nt have one at home and I think we should do without A microwave Once again if anyone has one kicking around then it would be nice but surely we do nt NEED one If we want to heat things up then we can use the oven and the hob a microwave is not necessary and it s also not good to cook your food in NUM as food is much more nutricious cooked other ways It will be better for our health if we do nt buy one A vinegar container what s wrong with the bottle I think that whatever anyone spends we should split NUM ways because that is only fair bring a list of what you ve spent in NAME and then we can spilt it I am willing to buy more things just let me know what is left I really do nt mind Not much else for me to say really apartv from another thankyou to NAME for soting all of this out Any points I have raised are not meant to offend anyone especially not the NUM about NAME s TV and I really appreciate all the time and effort that everyone is putting in to organise this Now let s talk about our morning flat prayer meetings only kidding NAME But seriously I think it would be cool if we asked NAME to be the centre of our flat and to be preparing us to be able to live with each other It would be good if we could pray that we would all become really good friends and that as a group we would be able to welcome people and provide a refuge and a support for people Sorry for being so holy NAME but I think it would be awesome if NAME used our flat next year And I m sure there will be disagreements and things but just that we would all learn how to be humble and to help each other Hmmm not much left to say apart from that I hope you re all well and busy I have spent a scintillating day putting stickers on pieces of card in a garden bulb factory Oh the joys of life Actually if you could all pray for me to be joyful and to not complain so much that would be cool Thanks amigos I ve probably forgotten some things but I ll say goodbye for now if someone could forward this to NAME because I ca nt find his email address that would be cool Also if you want to reply to me use my hotmail account unless ofcourse you want to speak to my dad which I m sure he d love Love to you all take care NAME CHAR PS Sorry about the many typos which are bound to occur when someone of so little technological brain touches a keyboard NAME fellow flat dwellers The time has come for me to share with you dear friends my thoughts and feelings on THE FLAT Firstly I will address issues raised by my esteemed colleages NAME and NAME in earlier correspondence and then I will continue by adding a few morsels of wisdom from my own collection of intellectual thoughts May I begin by thanking you all for being far more organized than I am and by actually considering these issues at such and early stage and secondly may I especially thank NAME who has been most kind in informing us all of the developments connected our most comfortable abode and has taken a most active interest in securing our highest comfort for the upcoming year NAME Let me continue with the task in hand NUM The account The initial pound NUM is a good idea yes NUM Lunch Why do nt we all buy food for our lunch together and then can make sandwhiches and either eat them in the flat or take them elsewhere Good idea NUM Breakfast I think we should buy this togetherAfter all breakfast is the most important meal of the day and we could all eat it together at NUM am could nt we NAME That s a joke guys ok I AM NOT SERIOUS NUM NAME Let s buy this together along with all the other cleaning stuff infact as much as NAME s hygenic heart desires NUM Electricity fine fine fine NUM NAME and how much it costs I think that pound NUM a week is too much for NUM people personally I know you guys eat alot but I really think that if we choose food sensibly and eat economically and that does nt mean that what we eat wo nt be nice we can eat for less than that My friend NAME is at NAME NAME and we all know how expensive NAME is and she said that she ate for less than pound NUM a week and she thinks that if you re economic you can do it for pound NUM although I do nt suggest that we necessarily aim for so low a figure NUM The TV NAME now this is a difficult issue as I know how much NAME wants a TV ofcourse it s fine if everyone disagrees with me and I know I m probably just being a killjoy but I d really like not to have a TV I d love to have one for videos that would be cool but I do nt really want to spend money on a TV licence also I think my Mum might be angered if I did In her words A television is a luxury that students cannot afford and should live without If there s something that special on TV you can go to college and watch it If we can get a NAME and video without purchase then I d love to have one for video nights but I really think aswell that we re all quite busy people and having a TV might be a waste of time because we ll never watch it Also I have to admit that I m very unselfdisciplined and that if we have a TV I ll watch it and I really do nt want to And we can listen to the news on lovely radio NUM NAME Anyway I think I ve exhausted my reasons NOT to buy a TV licence If you all want to vote against me then Itotally understand After all we are living in a democracy and I ll only sulk for NUM week every time I do nt get my way joke SMILEY The list Things my grandmother from now on known to you all as Nanny can supply us with are Cake tins A glass jug you forgot to put this on the list A fruit bowl A variety of kitchen utensils I feel like I m on the generation game hmm have any of you ever watched this or am I the only NUM sad enough Some sharp knives not a set but they ll probably do A tablecloth or NUM A teapot An old telephone do nt buy NUM NAME A tin opener sorry no rhinos available from the NAME NAME My mother will supply us with CHAR NAME NAME she hates it and is begging me to take it a cream jug SOME cutlery A kettle Some cups and saucers and mugs we have loads please can we use our mugs A wooden spoon NAME and pepper cellars NUM tea towels A collander I have MANY candles and candlesticks please let me bring mine they are beautiful Things on the list that I think are unnecessary A food processor I really do nt think we need one unless Re Cleaning Guys you really are starting to scare me now I hope it goes ok next year Perhaps I ll be the intermeadiary between the fueding factions of the flat Should we have a demilitarised neutral zone Take Care and have a good summer all NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re your mail Attached WORD document attempt at text version At last the silence is broken His Lordship will now speak I have been hiding away in my little hole for the last while happily recieving the emails you underlings have been sending me but I have finally returned to you so as to bestow upon you blessings of my wonderful and extrodinary wisdom NAME I hope you wont be too offended by my email I m warning you in advance that I disagree about a few of the points which you raised in your last message NAME NAME NAME NAME s Pearls of NAME September NUM Lunches As NAME says Boys eat more that girls I do nt want it to be a burden on your shoulders Things like bread margarine and other staples I think should be bought as a group but fillings can be bought separatly I am willing to change my stance on this if you wish but this is my opinion point NUM cost of food I agree with NAME We can eat well cheaply I am the master of stingy high quality cooking the secret is to add bread cubes TV I m cool with either having a TV and video or having nothing at all I do nt need to watch anything though ie no licence Cutlery If you want I can bring some of mine but I think NAME has a nicer set Candles are cool Bring them We do nt need a food processer but if NAME wants one NAME I guess Microwave I ve never heard about microwave cooking being un nutritious Where did NAME hear that I m happy to buy one Splitting the cost of stuff NAME Idea Allow me to explain If we all pay for the things how do we work out who gets to keep what Things like food processors and microwaves are hard things to slip NUM ways at the end of a year and so I feel that it would be a better idea if people just kept the things which they bought NAME NAME keeps the plates me the microwave and NAME the food proc If anyone wants to fight about this one I have my sabre ready Prayer I definatly agree with NAME Prayer is good perhaps we should get a prayer diary which we could write prayer requests in No joke about prayer meeting I think that it would be a great idea As for being humble I ll leave that to you guys and you can call me Your Lordship or The Envied One NAME S FLAT STUFF VERSION NUM comment s NAME of the flat are off by NUM degrees NAME I checked those last term I m thinking about getting a NAME thing by the way I heard that the US military is no longer dithering the signals NAME eh Are the curtains really that bad NAME When I ask that question I m asking from my standards which as you know are not quite the same as yours Account cool NAME do you want the check NUM what is that Breakfasts Same as before some people eat more than others I think we should have a separate supply of butter for NAME s toast But I suppose we can do what ever We can always change these things through the year NAME of food Once more if we are economic we will be fine but it really wo nt matter that much about the bills as we will all be paying for these out of the account so as long as it does nt get out of hand Democracy NAME I am the self appointed ruler I will delegate jobs to you my darling underlings according to your worth My this next year will be fun wo nt it I can bring dusters etc if you want NAME cloths too NAME with the microwave I have a toaster but it is quite ancient I think it works though NAME I hope that was useful for you guys It s good that we are sorting this out now Thanks I ve been busy with work loads of fat stupid tourists Quotation of the month Is that you talking or is it a recording Duh Actually there are less tourists now Oh well Things are still not going wonderfully well with my boss so if you could pray about that that would be cool Only NUM more weeks left NAME I m REALLY looking forward to seeing y all here in NAME Plan is so far bring sleeping bags if you have them as it will make my mom s life easier If you do nt have any That s NAME cause we ve got plenty of sheets here Also if there is nt ewnought room in your bags for a sleeping bag than we can give you bedding No worries I think everyone is arriving on Sunday Any time in the afternoon evening is good I had origionally thought about punting down to granchester and staying there ie camping overnight but now I think it might be easier and more fun to punt down there and then backi again to NAME but return to my house to sleep if we wanrted to camp I d have to sort out stuff with farmers ie can I camp in your field please and still we NAME have to share the fields with cows So we can just punt down take some drinks and munchies and then return to NAME later to sleep If any of you are desparate to sleep outside we could also sleep on the punt as there might just be enough room Should be loads of fun whatever Punting at night is cool but you have to watch out for the fenlanders I also thought about taking you punting down the river in the daytime to show you the backs of the colleges a very touristy thing to do Any way we can play it by ear Is there anything that any of you a re allergic to Or that you really hate ie food wise If you tell me now we can plan food accordingly I m looking forward to seeing you all It will be great I ve now finished the second draft of my novel I m sure you guys will all be tormented with me going on about it next year Actually It would be good if those english students amougst us read it I would be interested in hearing what you think of it Plenty of time for that next term NAME I think that that is it Take care NAME Oh and if My dad has nt sent this to everyone could someone I ll pick NAME forward this to the others NAME Thanks SMILEY NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME UK Flat Stuff Hi NAME Enclosed are some ideas on the flat Hope you find them interesting The password for the document is NAME s surname I ll be down in NAME on Friday so if there s anything you want done please let me know NAME NAME I also enclose some pictures of the flat Hope you had a good holiday in NAME NUM Stuff Version NUM Hi NAME Please find the attached information interesting That does nt sound right but I hope it s useful Thanks for the email I forwarded NAME s to NAME you probably did too Best wishes on your last NUM days of work NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME I enclose another flat document Look forward to seeing you a week on Sunday and hope your job gets better Thanks NAME Flat Stuff Versions NUM to NUM Dear NAME I enclose another flat document along with all the others you missed They are all in rich text format so you should be able to open them If not then tell me what programs you do have Look forward to seeing you a week on Sunday Thanks for the postcard I received it today Best wishes NAME NAME I take it you can read the others emails alright If not let me know and I ll forward them also Re NAME Interesting point What do you think We should discuss this Let s ask NAME NAME Life Is Wonderful Dear NAME NUM Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat NUM Cake tins Candles candlesticks NAME NAME NAME NAME jug Cups saucers and mugs NAME some NAME bowl Glass jug Kettle Kitchen utensil set NAME and pepper cellars NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME opener Wooden spoon NUM If you have any rugs spare please could you bring them NUM Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler NUM The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet Set of saucepans NAME knife set NAME Now the account is virtually activated It is a NAME NAME account in my name The account is with NAME branch near where I live because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship where one is known The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo It also has a cheque book When I receive the NAME you will be informed of it Therefore whenever it is convenient for you to pay your pound NUM let me know Cheques should be made payable to me CHAR CHAR NAME I hope this has been done to your approval NAME Life Is Wonderful Dear NAME NUM Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM If you have any rugs spare please could you bring them NUM Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler NUM The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet Set of saucepans NAME knife set NAME Now the account is virtually activated It is a NAME NAME account in my name The account is with NAME branch near where I live because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship where one is known The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo It also has a cheque book When I receive the NAME you will be informed of it Therefore whenever it is convenient for you to pay your pound NUM let me know Cheques should be made payable to me CHAR CHAR NAME I hope this has been done to your approval NAME Life Is Wonderful Dear NAME NUM Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat Bowls NAME set NAME plates mugs cups saucers NAME NAME NAME Water set glasses etc Weighing scales NUM If you have any rugs spare please could you bring them NUM Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler NUM The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet Set of saucepans NAME knife set NAME Now the account is virtually activated It is a NAME NAME account in my name The account is with NAME branch near where I live because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship where one is known The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo It also has a cheque book When I receive the NAME you will be informed of it Therefore whenever it is convenient for you to pay your pound NUM let me know Cheques should be made payable to me CHAR CHAR NAME I hope this has been done to your approval NAME WELCOME POEM To my flat mates of joy Say I NAME oh boy What fun we shall have as a NUM Will we not be cooking Fried RICE and looking for chicken of suitable size Till we next meet then NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME I wish you the best of the prize What prize is this I hear you say Of which his lordship speaks today Why t is living with me of course NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME you guys are well see you in a few days hours weeks NAME Bless you all NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Have a nice weekend NAME I trust you will all have an interesting and profitable weekend while I am at home Please attempt to enjoy yourselves I know it will be a heavy burden to smile without the glorious prescence of either NAME or NAME I really ca nt think of any more to write So NAME NAME I have seen true molecular beauty today It s snowing Hello everyone It s snowing NAME wonderfull cold snow I m sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky I love snow I also love not having much to do today The cathedral looks lovely in the snow I hope it NAME more Are you all well and of sound mind I m hungry I think I ll go and eat something See you later NAME Re It s snowing What on earth do you mean I m genuinely ridiculous I was excited As for NAME s comments I m utterly bewildered It s not snowing now and I m in my bedroom reading chemistry notes Unfortunately the snow is begining to melt Perhaps another time it will remain However I managed to walk home through a fairly decent snowfall with my umbrella which was lovely See you all later NAME NAME you are genuinely ridiculous CHAR NAME wrote Hello everyone It s snowing NAME wonderfull cold snow I m sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky I love snow I also love not having much to do today The cathedral looks lovely in the snow I hope it NAME more Are you all well and of sound mind I m hungry I think I ll go and eat something See you later NAME Re It s snowing NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME chie eich nich ick tasch chatt chie ek ekka eeka uck NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re It s snowing NAME you are genuinely ridiculous CHAR NAME wrote Hello everyone It s snowing NAME wonderfull cold snow I m sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky I love snow I also love not having much to do today The cathedral looks lovely in the snow I hope it NAME more Are you all well and of sound mind I m hungry I think I ll go and eat something See you later NAME Re It s snowing What on earth do you mean I m genuinely ridiculous I was excited As for NAME s comments I m utterly bewildered It s not snowing now and I m in my bedroom reading chemistry notes Unfortunately the snow is begining to melt Perhaps another time it will remain However I managed to walk home through a fairly decent snowfall with my umbrella which was lovely See you all later NAME NAME you are genuinely ridiculous CHAR NAME wrote Hello everyone It s snowing NAME wonderfull cold snow I m sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky I love snow I also love not having much to do today The cathedral looks lovely in the snow I hope it NAME more Are you all well and of sound mind I m hungry I think I ll go and eat something See you later NAME An email from NAME Hi people Are you all well I am bored At the moment I am sitting in NAME s computer room waiting for NAME NAME NAME NAME to finish chattering to people in order for our fell group to begin I shall likely be here at least another NUM minutes Hmmm It s dark outside Well what can I do I wonder Oh well have a nice day NAME thoroughly bored NAME s Walk of NAME Hi You are receiving this email because you know or know of NAME NAME Due to this doubtlessly unfortunate state of affairs you may be interested to know that he is hoping to walk from NAME NAME to NAME NAME s wearing a dressing gown and carrying a yellow rubber duck on Wednesday tomorrow afternoon His reason is that he wants to have a story from his university days to tell his children He shall attempt this walk if he has football training and if not it will be rescheduled We hope you will be along to support him in this venture especially if it is raining tomorrow afternoon proably about pm Time and date will be confirmed tomorrow morning NAME Personal Secretary to the great NAME Please forward this to others who you feel would be interested as I do nt know many people and have a lecture in NUM seconds thanks Good morning bright and cheerful people Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto regression NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Hi NAME Where are you NUM NAME Re digression NAME protege By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you You ll have to explain this my mental capacities cannot quite grasp something here What do you mean by it seems the die has rolled once too often Where must we go quietly I am worried NAME CHAR you may choose which you prefer NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Hi NAME I am in the library However I think I shall go home and eat something for lunch shortly See you later My wo nt NAME s inbox be full when he next checks it NAME NAME NAME wrote riverside doing our essays NAME wrote NAME Where are you NUM NAME Re Fwd Re suppression You used that name for me again NAME NAME wrote NAME do nt go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish NAME xx NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Re digression NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Re Good morning bright and cheerful people Yes How do I find out what my computer is and what do I type in the command prompt NAME NAME wrote boys can we all do command prompt my computer is erlib NAME s is erlib NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Command Prompt I repeat how do I do this NAME Re digression NAME NAME I really despair sometimes NAME NAME wrote ok ok now NAME do nt be horrid to NAME it s not his fault if he ca nt spell I mean he has nt even been to a proper school sorry NAME could nt resist NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Re Command Prompt I repeat how do I do this NAME Re regression NAME you seem very quiet NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression Greetings o wicked witch of the west This correspondence is providing welcome relief from calculating molecular structural energies Are you feeling like a wicked witch this afternoon How does this personal revelation affect you relationship with my good fairy godmother NAME NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote We are all online at once NAME switch on you instant messenger service NAME NAME I do nt think my fairy godmother and her wicked friend have subscribed to it unfortunately Re regression NAME you seem very quiet NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression Greetings o wicked witch of the west This correspondence is providing welcome relief from calculating molecular structural energies Are you feeling like a wicked witch this afternoon How does this personal revelation affect you relationship with my good fairy godmother NAME NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote We are all online at once NAME switch on you instant messenger service NAME NAME I do nt think my fairy godmother and her wicked friend have subscribed to it unfortunately suppression Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto digression NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression you are lovely NAME NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Hi riverside doing our essays NAME wrote NAME Where are you NUM NAME Re suppression I think you might find that somebody somewhere has nicknamed someone called NAME NAME NAME before NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re digression guys all of us except NAME are online at the same time cool NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re regression we are in the library NAME doing our essays that s why we re on the computers NAME NAME ou want to have a lunch break now NAME what time are you getting home gave you are SO SWEET NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Fwd Re suppression NAME do nt go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish NAME xx NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re digression NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Good morning bright and cheerful people boys can we all do command prompt my computer is erlib NAME s is erlib NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Hi NAME s going to go schitz CHAR well wo nt be the first time NAME wrote NAME I am in the library However I think I shall go home and eat something for lunch shortly See you later My wo nt NAME s inbox be full when he next checks it NAME NAME NAME wrote riverside doing our essays NAME wrote NAME Where are you NUM NAME Re digression NUM ComplImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled You re a compueter scientist Ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME protege By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you You ll have to explain this my mental capacities cannot quite grasp something here What do you mean by it seems the die has rolled once too often Where must we go quietly I am worried NAME CHAR you may choose which you prefer NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Re regression NAME you re such a little wifelet NAME wrote we are in the library NAME doing our essays that 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NAME wrote we are in the library NAME doing our essays that s why we re on the computers NAME NAME ou want to have a lunch break now NAME what time are you getting home Hope you are SO SWEET NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote Re digression ok ok now NAME do nt be horrid to NAME it s not his fault if he ca nt spell I mean he has nt even been to a proper school sorry NAME could nt resist NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Re Command Prompt your cmoputer name should be on your computer NAME wrote I repeat how do I do this NAME Re Command Prompt start programs command prompt then type net space send space erlib space then your message then enter NAME wrote I repeat how do I do this NAME Re suppression NAME is the tinman because of alliteration NAME is the yeller brick wall NAME wrote NAME is toto the dog so sweet NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother NAME is the lion NAME NAME is the scarecrow NAME NAME wrote I think you might find that somebody somewhere has nicknamed someone called NAME NAME NAME before NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote Re Fwd Re suppression which NAME wrote You used that name for me again NAME NAME wrote NAME do nt go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish NAME xx NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME IS VERY SWEET CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in NAME s cuteness stop going green and get a life CHAR NAME wrote Re digression I hope you noted my reply DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG CHAR NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Re regression Guys STOP sending messages to NAME You will KILL his inbox CHAR NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote NAME poor NAME Is nt he sweet Freak CHAR NAME wrote Re digression shaky rupturing I think NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me It s not as if I ve ever slandered your good name Shame on you NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Re regression I know amusing NAME wrote Guys STOP sending messages to NAME You will KILL his inbox CHAR NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote Re digression dear NAME everyone still loves you even though you ca nt spell do nt worry NAME wrote NAME NAME I really despair sometimes NAME NAME wrote ok ok now NAME do nt be horrid to NAME it s not his fault if he ca nt spell I mean he has nt even been to a proper school sorry NAME could nt resist NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Re digression I am not suggesting you are wrong I am telling you ps what s the name of your computer NAME wrote I hope you noted my reply DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG CHAR NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Re digression OK fine We ll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home Do nt say I did nt warn you CHAR NAME NAME wrote shaky rupturing I think NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote NAME NAME You have much to learn my young protege accent missing You must learn to read between the lines By referring to you as a freak I was actually complementing you And as for the kneeling you will learn It seems the die has rolled once too often And so we must go quietly Hmmm CHAR NAME wrote Re Good morning bright and cheerful people What is your messenger screen name CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an 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wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote Re digression I love you babe you are right of course my mistake I m wrong SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx NAME wrote OK fine We ll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home Do nt say I did nt warn you CHAR NAME NAME wrote shaky rupturing I think NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote NUM complImenting NUM NUM dice the dice HAS rolled NUM die the die HAVE rolled you re a computer scientist ca nt you even use spellcheck NAME wrote Re regression NAME what is your computer s number Mine is LIB NAME NAME wrote Guys STOP sending messages to NAME You will KILL his inbox CHAR NAME NAME wrote you are lovely NAME from the wicked witch of the west xx NAME wrote Greetings o fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote DO NT BE HORRID TO NAME NAME HE IS SWEET love from NAME s fairy godmother NAME NAME wrote Re Fwd Re suppression Babe NAME NAME wrote which NAME wrote You used that name for me again NAME NAME wrote NAME do nt go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish NAME xx NAME wrote Excuse me it s NAME not NAME I made up the name I make up the spelling girlish delight hey hey hey NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote Re Why NAME NAME Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made If not it s below Why Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition sorry my selfish side obviously All the best until I see you around NAME I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us Re Good morning bright and cheerful people NAME NAME wrote What is your messenger screen name CHAR NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re Fwd Re suppression Why thank you NAME NAME NAME wrote CHAR you re just a honey NAME NAME wrote Babe NAME NAME wrote which NAME wrote You used that name for me again NAME NAME wrote Re digression I amgoing to do some work now NAME the winged one who can do magic NAME NAME wrote I love you babe you are right of course my mistake I m wrong SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx NAME wrote OK fine We ll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home Do nt say I did nt warn you CHAR NAME NAME wrote shaky rupturing I think NAME wrote NAME your standards we re on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions are slipping NAME NAME NAME you are our flat spellchecker an prodigious honour indeed NAME NAME wrote Re Good morning bright and cheerful people THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED NAME YOU ARE A MENACE BUT A SWEET ONE NAME wrote Hello This email is from NAME he who is called shrub by some NAME although you have probably guessed this Are you all well and in good spirits I trust that this is so I am rather tired at present most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past NUM However I do not mind I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings I enjoy sleepily opening my door expecting to see happy flat people only to recoil from various fiends in various human forms NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you NUM early on a weekday morning I am then tempted out of my blissful semiconscious state by the promise of porridge Your cruelty knows no bounds Subsequently as I attempt to take a shower I discover it has been invaded by The Most Exalted NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in Ego studies etc etc Sometimes I wonder if my life is just NUM huge cruel and heartless joke Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people s so too NAME NAME this email should not be taken seriously Specifically ditto Re digression bye guys love the other winged one who can do magic but evil magique xx NAME wrote I amgoing to do some work now NAME the winged one who can do magic NAME NAME wrote I love you babe you are right of course my mistake I m wrong SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx NAME wrote OK fine We ll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home Do nt say I did nt warn you CHAR NAME NAME wrote shaky rupturing I think NAME wrote Re Why NAME how pedantic ARE you honestly NAME you sound just like me NAME wrote NAME Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made If not it s below Why Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition sorry my selfish side obviously All the best until I see you around NAME I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us Re Why NAME You sent this to me NAME Did you mean to NAME NAME NAME wrote how pedantic ARE you honestly NAME you sound just like me NAME wrote NAME Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made If not it s below Why Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition sorry my selfish side obviously All the best until I see you around NAME I AM MOST DISPLEASED NAME you re are a misrepresenting scoundrel We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us Re Good morning bright and cheerful people NAME NAME wrote THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED NAME YOU ARE A MENACE BUT A SWEET ONE And they want to cuddle you all night long you sweet little oogie boogie you Re Good morning bright and cheerful people NAME I m outraged at your perversion of the truth NAME TS NAME wrote NAME NAME wrote THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED NAME YOU ARE A MENACE BUT A SWEET ONE And they want to cuddle you all night long you sweet little oogie boogie you Re suppression NAME Try the wizard dude NAME wrote NAME is toto the dog so sweet NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother NAME is the lion NAME NAME is the scarecrow Re suppression NAME brick wall You freak Yellow brick road Please do nt destroy fine american litrature sp NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re suppression Wizard dude What language is this Since I have not read the book I can hardly comment but judging from names alone scarecrow sounds a more appropriate description of your character NAME TS NAME wrote NAME Try the wizard dude NAME wrote NAME is toto the dog so sweet NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I 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my paleo I m finished my coal NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I got them finished a half hour before the deadline NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME A message from the thoroughbred English one Large it NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi Just to say that I hope you all have a lovely weekend without me I shall miss you all and hope to see you sometime on Sunday afternoon Best wishes NAME NAME NAME CHAR dwellers Dear NAME NAME and NAME This is from NAME s NAME a website Please excuse the erroneous spelling of NAME he is Canadian NAME CHAR A place of Fear Fun and If you re lucky NAME NUM fortunate friends live in NAME CHAR First there s NAME a Scottish sweet NAME who rules with fear NAME who can be too nice and NAME who drinks no beer And of course we should not miss the man who lives in room NUM cause he s so great and wonderful modestly I say that s me We need to plot his death NAME NAME CHAR website address WEBSITE no subject NAME NAME Good joke NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME s Day NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Signior NAME In my chamberwindow lies a book bring it hither to me in the orchard NAME I am here already sir NAME I know that but I would have thee hence and here again NAME NAME I do much wonder that NUM man seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love will after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others become the argument of his own scorn by failing in love and such a man is NAME I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the NAME and now had he rather hear the tabour and the pipe I have known when he would have walked NUM mile afoot to see a good armour and now will he lie NUM nights awake carving the fashion of a new doublet He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose like an honest man and a soldier and now is he turned orthography his words are a very fantastical banquet just so many strange dishes May I be so converted and see with these eyes I cannot tell I think not I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster but I ll take my oath on it till he have made an oyster of me he shall never make me such a fool NUM woman is fair yet I am well another is wise yet I am well another virtuous yet I am well but till all graces be in NUM woman NUM woman shall not come in my grace NAME she shall be that s certain wise or I ll none virtuous or I ll never cheapen her fair or I ll never look on her mild or come not near me noble or not I for an angel of good discourse an excellent musician and her hair shall be of what colour it please NAME NAME the prince and Monsieur Love I will hide me in the arbour Withdraws NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME shall we hear this music NAME NAME my good lord How still the evening is As hush d on purpose to grace harmony NAME NAME See you where NAME hath hid himself NAME CHAR very well my lord the music ended We ll fit the kidfox with a pennyworth Enter BALTHASAR with Music NAME NAME NAME NAME we ll hear that song again BALTHASAR CHAR good my lord tax not so bad a voice To slander music any more than once NAME NAME It is the witness still of excellency To put a strange face on his own perfection I pray thee sing and let me woo no more BALTHASAR Because you talk of wooing I will sing Since many a wooer doth commence his suit To her he thinks not worthy yet he wooes Yet will he swear he loves NAME NAME Now pray thee come Or if thou wilt hold longer argument Do it in notes BALTHASAR Note this before my notes There s not a note of mine that s worth the noting NAME NAME Why these are very crotchets that he speaks Note notes forsooth and nothing Air NAME Now divine air now is his soul ravished Is it not strange that sheeps guts should NAME souls out of men s bodies Well a horn for my money when all s done The NAME BALTHASAR NAME no more ladies sigh no more Men were deceivers ever NUM foot in sea and one on shore To NUM thing constant never Then sigh not so but let them go And be you blithe and bonny Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey nonny nonny Sing no more ditties sing no moe Of dumps so dull and heavy The fraud of men was ever so Since summer first was leafy Then sigh not so CHAR NAME NAME By my troth a good song BALTHASAR And an ill singer my lord NAME NAME NAME no no faith thou singest well enough for a shift NAME An he had been a dog that should have howled thus they would have hanged him and I pray NAME his bad voice bode no mischief I had as lief have heard the nightraven come what plague could have come after it NAME NAME NAME marry dost thou hear NAME I pray thee get us some excellent music for tomorrow night we would have it at the NAME NAME s chamberwindow BALTHASAR The best I can my lord NAME NAME Do so NAME NAME BALTHASAR Come hither NAME What was it you told me of today that your niece NAME was in love with NAME NAME NAME CHAR ay stalk on stalk on the fowl sits I did never think that lady would have loved any man NAME No nor I neither but most wonderful that she should so dote on NAME NAME whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor NAME Is t possible Sits the wind in that corner NAME By my troth my lord NUM cannot tell what to think of it but that she loves him with an enraged affection it is past the infinite of thought NAME NAME NAME be she doth but counterfeit NAME NAME like enough NAME CHAR NAME counterfeit There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion as she discovers it NAME NAME Why what effects of passion shows she NAME NAME the hook well this fish will bite NAME What effects my lord She will sit you you heard my daughter tell you how NAME She did indeed NAME NAME How how pray you You amaze me I would have I thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection NAME I would have sworn it had my lord especially against NAME NAME I should think this a gull but that the whitebearded fellow speaks it knavery cannot sure hide himself in such reverence NAME He hath ta en the infection hold it up NAME NAME NAME she made her affection known to NAME NAME No and swears she never will that s her torment NAME Tis true indeed so your daughter says Shall I says she that have so oft encountered him with scorn write to him that I love him NAME This says she now when she is beginning to write to him for she ll be up NUM times a night and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper my daughter tells us all NAME Now you talk of a sheet of paper I remember a pretty jest your daughter told us of NAME CHAR when she had writ it and was reading it over she found NAME and NAME between the sheet NAME That NAME CHAR she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence railed at herself that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her I measure him says she by my own spirit for I should flout him if he writ to me yea though I love him I should NAME Then down upon her knees she falls weeps sobs beats her heart tears her hair prays curses CHAR sweet NAME NAME give me patience NAME She doth indeed my daughter says so and the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter is sometime afeared she will do a desperate outrage to herself it is very true NAME NAME It were good that NAME knew of it by some other if she will not discover it NAME To what end He would make but a sport of it and torment the poor lady worse NAME NAME An he should it were an alms to hang him She s an excellent sweet lady and out of all suspicion she is virtuous NAME And she is exceeding wise NAME NAME In every thing but in loving NAME NAME CHAR my lord NAME and blood combating in so tender a body we have NUM proofs to one that blood hath the victory I am sorry for her as I have just cause being her uncle and her guardian NAME NAME I would she had bestowed this dotage on me I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself I pray you tell NAME of it and hear what CHAR will say NAME Were it good think you NAME NAME thinks surely she will die for she says she will die if he love her not and she will die ere she make her love known and she will die if he woo her rather than she will bate NUM breath of her accustomed crossness NAME NAME She doth well if she should make tender of her love tis very possible he ll scorn it for the man as you know all hath a contemptible spirit NAME He is a very proper man NAME NAME He hath indeed a good outward happiness NAME Before NAME and in my mind very wise NAME NAME He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit NAME And I take him to be valiant NAME NAME As NAME I assure you and in the managing of quarrels you may say he is wise for either he avoids them with great discretion or undertakes them with a most Christianlike fear NAME If he do fear NAME CHAR must necessarily keep peace if he break the peace he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and trembling NAME NAME And so will he do for the man doth fear NAME howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests he will make Well I am sorry for your niece Shall we go seek NAME and tell him of her love NAME Never tell him my lord let her wear it out with good counsel NAME NAME that s impossible she may wear her heart out first NAME NAME Well we will hear further of it by your daughter let it cool the while I love NAME well and I could wish he would modestly examine himself to see how much he is unworthy so good a lady NAME My lord will you walk dinner is ready NAME If he do not dote on her upon this I will never trust my expectation NAME NAME Let there be the same net spread for her and that must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry The sport will be when they hold one an opinion of another s dotage and no such matter that s the scene that I would see which will be merely a dumbshow Let us send her to call him in to dinner NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Coming forward This can be no trick the conference was sadly borne They have the truth of this from NAME They seem to pity the lady it seems her affections have their full NAME NAME Love me why it must be requited I hear how I am censured they say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her they say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection I did never think to marry I must not seem proud happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending They say the lady is fair tis a truth I can bear them witness and virtuous tis so NUM cannot reprove it and wise but for loving me by my troth it is no addition to her wit nor no great argument of her folly for I will be horribly in love with her I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage but doth not the appetite alter a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour No the world must be peopled When I said I would die a bachelor I did not think I should live till I were married Here comes NAME By this day she s a fair lady I do spy some marks of love in her NAME NAME NAME Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner NAME NAME NAME I thank you for your pains NAME I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me if it had been painful I would not have come NAME You take pleasure then in the message NAME NAME just so much as you may take upon a knife s point and choke a daw withal You have no stomach signior fare you well NAME NAME NAME Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner there s a double meaning in that I took no more pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me that s as much as to say Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks If I do not take pity of her I am a villain if I do not love her I am a Jew I will go get her picture NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME CHAR website address NAME Is nt it ironic that NAME sent us a script where the last line was a NAME and NAME quote by him Amazing CHAR Re The subject Hmmmmmmm We can but wait and see CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Well CHAR left to check her emails early before her lecture so I had to run to the library and send the emals They were sent at NUM NUM which unfortuately means I would be in his lecture Do you think this will spoil it I put NAME s extra informatinwhich he always has at the bottom of his They are very funny NAME Important NAME What do you make of this Let me know asap NAME NAME NAME Good joke NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME CHAR website address The ntire script was of a conversation between him and NAME NAME wrote NAME Is nt it ironic that NAME sent us a script where the last line was a NAME and NAME quote by him Amazing CHAR NAME What good joke NAME NAME Why have you sent me a modified excerpt from a play Message Dear NAME I know this may come as a bit of a surpirse but I want to wish you a happy NAME s Day I know we may not always see eye to eye and maybe I am a bit harsh sometimes but the only reason I argue with you is I actually really like talking to you NAME NAME s day Love NAME x NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME message dear NAME This message may come as a bit of a surprise but I d just like to say that sometimes I wish I could spend a bit more time with you It seems that our lives are so busy but I see so many great qualties in you By the way I only waste things and spend lots of money to try and get your attention love NAME xx ps happy NAME s day The subject Hi NAME Well CHAR left to check her emails early before her lecture so I had to run to the library and send the emals They were sent at NUM NUM which unfortuately means I would be in his lecture Do you think this will spoil it I put NAME s extra informatinwhich he always has at the bottom of his They are very funny NAME Die Be how could you You have sealed your doom Prepare to die NAME NOT pleased traitor NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Important Hmmmmm Surely not Can it be that the NAME is less gullible than we originally thought CHAR NAME wrote NAME What do you make of this Let me know asap NAME NAME NAME Good joke NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Fwd Die Oh dear Be how could you You have sealed your doom Prepare to die NAME NOT pleased traitor NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME you cheeky cheeky monkey DIE DIE DIE NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME no subject NAME I do nt think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re play NUM NAME you have too much time on your hands FAR FAR too much time NUM no I do nt act love NAME TS NAME wrote Guys do you want to do a recording kind of like a radio play of one of shakespear s plays We could get the downstairs flat to join in as other characters as well It might be fun keep well NAME good and proper NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Hi NAME NAME I ve just sent this to NAME from NAME I think NAME still has no idea about what s really going on here I expected her intelligence to be higher NAME NAME I do nt think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME CHAR Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME NAME CHAR Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME Re NAME CHAR I like it NAME NAME work my son CHAR NAME wrote Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME Re NAME CHAR You cheeky monkey I d better see you at chaple this evening NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME CHAR And you can change my name on the mailing list to the great one OK NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME CHAR NAME why not group the quotes into different people in the flat and extras NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME CHAR You have possibly all got too much time on your hands And possibly we should learnt to think more before we speak NAME NAME wrote Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME no subject Could you all please STOP SENDING flat things to other people it s okay when it s us but I would really rather other people not know They ca nt be that interested anyway so I would appreciate it if you did nt send flat stuff around Thanks Re no subject NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Could you all please STOP SENDING flat things to other people it s okay when it s us but I would really rather other people not know They ca nt be that interested anyway so I would appreciate it if you did nt send flat stuff around Thanks Re NAME CHAR Quite amusing Did NAME really say all those things NAME NAME wrote Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME Re NAME CHAR Yes he did However the context is not always given NAME NAME wrote Quite amusing Did NAME really say all those things NAME NAME wrote Hello everyone This will most likely not interest you If it does click on this link WEBSITE NAME Hello everyone Hi Are you all well I am getting a little better I just wanted to tell you all that I ve invited NAME CHAR for dinner I know NAME and NAME that you will not be there but I thought I d tell you anyway I trust you all have a wonderful day NAME I ve just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered smashed gone high and plastered everyone has been this term Is nt it fun to spit out your own teeth NAME I wish I was like that NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Thus saith the lord not to be confused with the NAME Oh NAME How I yearn for you to come up to where I am How my bowels are stirred within me as I behold your ignorance of my ways NAME dost judge and thou wilst be judged NAME thou use the term Moron so lightly NAME willest be stricken with odd hair colour for the rest of thy days Endeth the TS NAME wrote I ve just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered smashed gone high and plastered everyone has been this term Is nt it fun to spit out your own teeth NAME I wish I was like that NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re we are not called to judge surely NAME wrote Thus saith the lord not to be confused with the NAME Oh NAME How I yearn for you to come up to where I am How my bowels are stirred within me as I behold your ignorance of my ways NAME dost judge and thou wilst be judged NAME thou use the term Moron so lightly NAME willest be stricken with odd hair colour for the rest of thy days Endeth the TS NAME wrote I ve just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered smashed gone high and plastered everyone has been this term Is nt it fun to spit out your own teeth NAME I wish I was like that NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Hello everyone NAME NAME Why you seem boring NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME Various People Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People she s going to KILL you NAME wrote Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People NAME et NAME I think it s a shame that more people ca nt benefit from the link at the bottom of NAME s email So I ve forwarded it on to the CU mailing list Later NAME NAME only joking NAME NAME wrote Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People NAME I know I claim to be a pacifist but I might actually kill you whoever put that on the internet is in serious trouble I ca nt believe you just did that gavin NAME wrote Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People Guys this is really not funny NAME wrote NAME et NAME I think it s a shame that more people ca nt benefit from the link at the bottom of NAME s email So I ve forwarded it on to the CU mailing list Later NAME NAME only joking NAME NAME wrote Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People NAME NAME ougie boogies NAME NAME NAME time dum dum NAME dum NAME I had nothing to do with this NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME Various People NAME Reliable reports lead me to believe that a certain NAME NAME actually took this picture Surely he must be punished Surely TS NAME wrote NAME NAME ougie boogies NAME NAME NAME time dum dum NAME dum NAME I had nothing to do with this NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME Various People Not nice NAME not nice Remember I still have your guitar You can have it back whole or in pieces it s up to you Send an email accepting full resposability for this picture and you would be lieing NAME is the sinfull NUM Breaking and entering NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME Various People yup it is NAME wrote Guys this is really not funny NAME wrote NAME et NAME I think it s a shame that more people ca nt benefit from the link at the bottom of NAME s email So I ve forwarded it on to the CU mailing list Later NAME NAME only joking NAME NAME wrote Once again good morning Well here I am relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da NUM am I am joyful there is snow Let me ask you a question when you wake up and there is snow on the ground can you tell this without looking outside Just curious So do you all have busy days If you do then you presumably wo nt have read this far into my email I m hungry and I ve eaten all my cookies I had no interesting emails today please write me some people NAME I actually had a reasonable NUM abuot nike from NAME but that s all I think I ll go home now I hope my parcel has come Sorry I could nt think of anything interesting to say but it s never stopped any of you so I look forward to seeing you all again later today NAME PS You might just want to click on the link below especially NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Various People what TS NAME wrote NAME NAME ougie boogies NAME NAME NAME time dum dum NAME dum NAME I had nothing to do with this NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME Various People speak english NAME not canadian TS NAME wrote NAME NAME ougie boogies NAME NAME NAME time dum dum NAME dum NAME I had nothing to do with this NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME Various People I know I ll play tricks on all of you to get back at all of you for upsetting all of you seems fair love you all to bits little bits now STOP clogging up my inbox why ca nt we discuss and talk about this that s what we should do is nt it NAME and ask NAME for your advice and get NAME to play something soothing on the guitar and NAME to make some evil yet sweet comment aaaah TS NAME wrote Not nice NAME not nice Remember I still have your guitar You can have it back whole or in pieces it s up to you Send an email accepting full resposability for this picture and you would be lieing NAME is the sinfull NUM Breaking and entering NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Regarding your most amusing photo Hi NAME You ll doubtless be pleased to know I ve taken your picture off the internet Have an enjoyable day NAME Canadian NAME Guys check out this Canadian NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Fwd Re die scum of the earth guys I realise that you will not be remotle yintersted in these but check them out anyway CHAR my word the last one s amazing luv y all NAME x no subject dearest flatters please do nt put anything about me on the website I really hate the idea of people I do nt know seeing pictures of me and reading about me I would just rather not thanks NAME x Unbelieveable NAME How could you do this to me I told you to speak with my agent before making any pictures publicly available See you in court NAME NAME NAME wrote guys I realise that you will not be remotle yintersted in these but check them out anyway CHAR my word the last one s amazing luv y all NAME x Image Image Image NAME gracious me NAME NAME all website pictures of you have been destroyed They will never dare to surface again probably NAME Do you mind the quotes being on the website I hope not Perhaps though we could tone down the website content If we re going to print it out in bookformat there really is no need to do anything else and books are so much nicer than webpages NAME NAME but it s true NAME why are you sending me weird pictures of Canadian snow Do you really think I find anything connected with NAME even remotely interesting The moose which you will shoot us this summer is the only redeeming feature of your native land see picture below NAME which law company are you troubling this time You really do seem to have a penchant for taking people to court I guess that when you said I told you to speak with my agent before making any pictures publicly available you were referring to NAME s moose pictures and not NAME s pictures an easy mistake to make NAME Re NAME gracious me You seem boring NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME gracious me NAME you are so sweet and so funny I just love you so much you are just adept at the putdown I am so proud to live with you NAME x NAME wrote NAME NAME all website pictures of you have been destroyed They will never dare to surface again probably NAME Do you mind the quotes being on the website I hope not Perhaps though we could tone down the website content If we re going to print it out in bookformat there really is no need to do anything else and books are so much nicer than webpages NAME NAME but it s true NAME why are you sending me weird pictures of Canadian snow Do you really think I find anything connected with NAME even remotely interesting The moose which you will shoot us this summer is the only redeeming feature of your native land see picture below NAME which law company are you troubling this time You really do seem to have a penchant for taking people to court I guess that when you said I told you to speak with my agent before making any pictures publicly available you were referring to NAME s moose pictures and not NAME s pictures an easy mistake to make NAME Image dinner Boys and girls I am having a birthday dinner on Saturday at the flat NAME has volunteered to cook NAME NAME and NAME and NAME are coming as well It will be at NUM NUM You are all invited CHAR Gloves Boys and girls How good NAME is Today I went to ask at the chem porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in because I ve now lost NUM pairs and he rumaged around and could nt find mine but brought out some other NUM and said they had been there for about NUM months and I could have them NAME They are really nice good quality and very comfortable So that made me fairly happy CHAR Re Gloves Those are mine NAME NAME wrote Boys and girls How good NAME is Today I went to ask at the chem porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in because I ve now lost NUM pairs and he rumaged around and could nt find mine but brought out some other NUM and said they had been there for about NUM months and I could have them NAME They are really nice good quality and very comfortable So that made me fairly happy CHAR Re Gloves you are blatantly lying you never even wear a coat so why would we be stupid enough to believe that you would wear gloves NAME wrote Those are mine NAME NAME wrote Boys and girls How good NAME is Today I went to ask at the chem porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in because I ve now lost NUM pairs and he rumaged around and could nt find mine but brought out some other NUM and said they had been there for about NUM months and I could have them NAME They are really nice good quality and very comfortable So that made me fairly happy CHAR NAME NAME Dear people For you reference over the holidays if it interestes you in the slightest NAME NAME NAME Service can be downloaded from the following location WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME is an extremely interesting piece of software which allows you to chat easily via text or voice online It is fun Newspaper Article NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Please read this it s interesting relevant and will impact on society in a big way Credit goes to NAME and myself NAME CHAR NAME NAME you are all well NAME Newspapers again Hi all I do nt know if I managed to send that attachment yesterday so here I shall try again for the final time NAME ie NAME NAME Dear most wonderful people We are getting the NUM NUM train from NAME to NAME with an open return to NAME This should cost about pound NUM You do nt need to book a seat NAME Have a most wonderful day The meaning of life NAME NAME NAME NAME ad NAME What are you all doing I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor It was good fun although I understood very little However that s not important I m shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch lovely chicken with lemon and coriander noodles and soy sauce I hope you are all having productive mornings and if you are not life is about much more than exam revision I look forward to seeing you all later today NAME NAME Water Board Germs Committee NAME I m from the water board I do hope you have nt been drinking the water from your taps without boiling it There could be dangerous diseases in it I m collaborating with my colleague NAME from the NAME Remember always boil your water Fwd NAME Dear Everyone Just a brief note for all with a special interest in Miss NAME WEBSITE Press NAME Dear interested parties Our latest press release concerning the happenings of the night of May the th can be found on our front door A copy has also been posted to the following website address WEBSITE NAME x Re NAME NAME Should we leave it till after exams I think the girls have NUM in the first NUM days maybe we could do it after that What do you think NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in NAME Vac this Friday but NAME has the place booked already So could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me Please notify NAME of this also Its nothing personal I just could nt remember his surname I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all well well NAME Fwd NAME NAME NAME missed you off the original message NAME NAME NAME NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in NAME Vac this Friday but NAME has the place booked already So could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all well well NAME Re The NAME I m not amused NAME sad really I think Thank goodness the world still has some people like NAME CHAR Re The NAME no but you are amusing NAME wrote I m not amused NAME sad really I think Thank goodness the world still has some people like NAME CHAR Re Press NAME What can I say NAME I see the need for you all to have lunch together Are you enjoying the sunshine or di you NAME it too warm NAME NAME CHAR Press Secretary wrote Dear interested parties Our latest press release concerning the happenings of the night of May the th can be found on our front door A copy has also been posted to the following website address WEBSITE NAME CHAR The NAME fellow flatters this is awful and probably a bit of an exaggeration I hope NAME CHAR WEBSITE The NAME BACK TO MAIN INDEX EMAIL THIS PAGE TO A FRIEND EMAIL THE SECTION EDITOR MONDAY MAY NUM NUM NAME Christians like living in sin BY NAME NAME RELIGION CORRESPONDENT A THIRD of young evangelical Christians believe in living together with a partner before marriage The finding in research to be published today has shocked church leaders who expected fewer than NUM per cent to support cohabitation In total NUM per cent of Christians aged NUM to NUM supported living together compared with NUM per cent of nonChristians The survey also shows that Christians in the NUM age group are the most rapidly declining age group among churchgoers About NUM NUM regularly attend services NUM in NUM of all churchgoers Only the overs represent a smaller proportion The figures present church leaders with a dilemma Either they emphasise biblical teaching on sexual morality which risks driving even more young people 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world Dear flatmates I do not know if you will recall although on second thoughts I feel sure you will Anyway if it pleases you to do so click on the link below WEBSITE Remember our fridge door is always open NAME NAME NAME we think you re the best Canadian in our flat NAME NAME If anyone has any photos of NAME NAME which he can use for his year book photo PLEASE will you tell me asap It needs to be done pre st June A very looking forward to finishing myself off exams NAME NAME NAME in case I forget to tell you NAME s coming to stay again around nd of June for a couple few days Hope you ve got him after that and oh my sister s going to be here then as well but probably not in our flat not surprising really NAME It s me NAME here s the website WEBSITE And also I took the photo at the bottom of this screen he says brimming with NAME WEBSITE Bye NAME Meal Flat folkes We have been invited for a meal at NAME and NAME NAME s sometime soon I can possibly do Friday or Saturday What suits you Later NAME Re Meal Any day suits me I do nothing NAME NAME NAME wrote Flat folkes We have been invited for a meal at NAME and NAME NAME s sometime soon I can possibly do Friday or Saturday What suits you Later NAME Re Meal need to check my diray see you when you get back luvvies NAME x NAME NAME wrote Flat folkes We have been invited for a meal at NAME and NAME NAME s sometime soon I can possibly do Friday or Saturday What suits you Later NAME This was forwarded to me The following is an actual question given on a University of NAME chemistry mid term The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using NAME s Law gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed or some variant NUM student however wrote the following First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving As for how many souls are entering Hell lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than NUM religion we can project that all souls go to Hell With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because NAME s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added This gives NUM possibilities NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell then 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delete it NAME This may interest you Dear NAME NAME NAME and NAME There are NUM attached pictures to this email Any comments or further ideas would be most appreciated by NAME and myself NAME Re This may interest you You horrible man Die Die Die NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re This may interest you I can probably do better but will have to CHAR time to thinkl NAME Does it have its OWN guitar NAME It ll be nice REALLY NAME Can it cook NAME As long as its scent is more pleasurable than that of a certain visitor last year NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME and NAME There are NUM attached pictures to this email Any comments or further ideas would be most appreciated by NAME and myself NAME Image Image NAME NAME Dear exmembers of NAME CHAR As you might have heard the members of NAME I would like to invite you all to a meal in honour of the many great dinners we enjoyed at your flat last year NUM suggestion was that we try for this coming Saturday for an earlyish evening meal Other options include sunday lunch dinner or tuesday evening I think As you re all vbusy people let us know what s going to be a good time and if we do nt hear from you we ll assume you re coming on Saturday NAME mdears Love NAME NAME Fellow flatmates I think some of us have discussed it but is this time fine with all of you Re NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME thank you for the invitation Since the more lectures one has the less busy one is at least that s the way it seems to work I am not very busy Saturday earlyish Sunday lunch dinner and Tuesday all suit me equally well Looking forward to it NAME NAME wrote Dear exmembers of NAME CHAR As you might have heard the members of NAME I would like to invite you all to a meal in honour of the many great dinners we enjoyed at your flat last year NUM suggestion was that we try for this coming Saturday for an earlyish evening meal Other options include sunday lunch dinner or tuesday evening I think As you re all vbusy people let us know what s going to be a good time and if we do nt hear from you we ll assume you re coming on Saturday NAME mdears Love NAME NAME Fellow flatmates I think some of us have discussed it but is this time fine with all of you NAME CHAR NUM Meal Hi NAME I have just been informed by your flatmate NAME that we have been invited for the meal tomorrow night She suggested I ask someone other than her what time What time You ll probably have told me at chapel by the time you get this but just in case you have nt I thought I d send it anyway Looking forward to seeing you all and of course eating some noncollege food NAME Re NAME CHAR NUM Meal Sorry NAME assumed someone would have told you can you make sure everyone else knows We re going for NUM eating at NUM NAME is cooking so no worries there Love NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I have just been informed by your flatmate NAME that we have been invited for the meal tomorrow night She suggested I ask 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but some There is a magpie on our lawn I am looking at it right now NAME for the emails I showed the drugs NUM to my Mum She looked puzzled and then said I think NAME must have too much time on his hands I think she was secretly worried that it might be true and that NAME might be a drug dealer My Dad as a joke put my Mum s wedding dress on my bed the other day I went to NAME with NAME for last weekend it was lovely and very relaxing we stayed in a very sweet little cottage we discussed the idea of us all going away after exams for a week what do you think Had my hair cut yesterday it is nice well I think so what have you been doing how is your revision going very much looking forward to seeing you soon love NAME ps when does the third NAME installment get paid From NAME To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME I just thought I d send you this photo I m going on holiday to NAME NAME tomorrow I hope you are well and have not found any more mice Best wishes 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and we could make it very cheap and very cheerful and we could invite LOADS of people and see who wanted to come and have I convinced you all yet It will be the last time we spend with NAME and NAME and NAME before they go away sorry to anyone who s also going away who I ve missed say yes say yes say yes EMAIL me back soon and tell me that you d love to come with many kisses and hugs to you all from NAME CHAR From Mr NAME To EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi y all how you doin Things with me are pretty OK bar NUM Junk companies trying to sell me who knows what and clogging up my inbox NUM Everyone I know for some apparent reason is sending me attachments and surprise surprise I ca nt seem to open any of them oh well NUM Doing lots of work no time to do what I need to am v nervous about the exams already Anyhow good to hear that you re all wellish Those of you going to word alive NAME YOU THERE Oh NAME and I dyed our hair red but it did nt really work and you ca nt even 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Telephone NAME NAME I sent you a letter with a copy of the bill and the NUM NUM made this week I think I sent it on Tuesday maybe Wednesday but definitely no later hmmm should ve arrived by now lots of them were mine hope work is going well well well love NAME x From NAME To EMAIL Subject Flat Telephone NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME Hello I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested by NAME Also I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by NAME NAME s I received NUM pounds so that augurs well for the rest of you Now it is the weekend and I am very glad I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning Anyway I must dash See you soon NAME Telephone NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR WEBSITE NAME NAME says if I receive no response within NUM week he will spam yours and NAME s email accounts NAME that get a reaction Only joking Only do the bill if you have time to Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE a little message Dear NAME Oh I do dislike that silly office assistant creature that always pops up and tells me that it looks like you are writing a letter Really I do nt need help to write a letter Anyway what was camp like Did you get my text message It was good to speak to you last weekend I had a lovely time at NAME s and really enjoyed it My week was further improved by discovering that I was given Thursday and Friday off work since they literally had no work for me to do All my painting and tidying was finished and the harvest was still slow to start I downloaded Third Day s song that always seemed to be being played in the flat last year and am listening to it as I type I like it I went for a walk on the beach we all visited when the flat came to seek out NAME It was gloriously sunny and I enjoyed my pleasant walk I searched for any remains of our campfire but to no avail All traces of our illegal activity have been obliterated Was camp 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great NAME Re New Years Gathering Dearest all with regards to New Year I would love to join you all but right now cannot be sure if I will be able to make it all depends on work etc and time off and things Will see what I can do and let you know Oh also please NEVER send any emails to this address again It is on it s last legs sent to its death by far too much porn and disgusting things like that which have been forced upon my attention So please only email me at EMAIL Thanks NAME everyone is well and happy and all that I m fine and enjoying my new little life in NAME Off to NAME this weekend for my sister NAME s wedding Ima bridesmaid again I get to wear a nice wine red Monsoon dress and get a nice little posy of roses to carry round I m also getting my hair put up at the hairdressers exciting stuff SMILEY NAME gotta go now work to do you know bye for now love NAME xxxx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re New Years NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM So NAME yes NAME yes 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it mind emailing them Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Would you like to invite your flatmates to our little New Year s partay at NAME s NAME is happy with this proposal CHAR New Year Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info New Year Hi Just a couple of things about New Year NAME s address is NUM NAME Road NAME CB AP For directions I suggest you go to the NAME website type something like NAME routeplanner into NAME Also please remember to bring a towel and a sleeping bag pillow Cheers NAME Re NAME in NAME Sure NAME No problem See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME I hope you had a great Christmas Just to let you know that I shall be in NAME from Tuesday the st of December to Tuesday the th or Wednesday the th of January If you re around any of that time would it be possible to stay a night or NUM at your house See you on Tuesday NAME we re on the move NAME NAME NUM NUM and NAME will move from NUM Market NAME NAME on Wednesday th October Our new address will be NAME s former one in NAME for the time being anyway NUM NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM email contact should stay the same although we ve heard from someone that Gateway has gone bust which may or may not affect our server no doubt we ll find out in due course NAME to be in touch again soon to confirm any further move house or babywise Till then NAME and NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM and NAME will move from NUM Market NAME NAME on Wednesday th October Our new address will be NAME s former one in NAME for the time being anyway NUM NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM email contact should stay the same although we ve heard from someone that Gateway has gone bust which may or may not affect our server no doubt we ll find out in due course NAME to be in touch again soon to confirm any further move house or babywise Till then NAME and NAME News from NAME Hi NAME First of all thank you very much for your postcard It was good to hear from you Hope you are happily settled into life in NAME once more NAME and Aunt NAME have been trying to search for any articles you may have published but unfortunately we came up with a blank or more correctly the opposite of a blank The computer returned an excess of NUM million articles citing NAME NAME You must have been rather busy This week has seen an unusual lack of computer activity from NAME due mainly to the fact 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it On a lighter note we hope you are making progress with your research NAME will be keeping an eye on the journals Do let him know when your research is published and he will send a copy to Aunt NAME for proofreading On the social side hope you are keeping all the girls at bay Uncle NAME says Hello he cannot think of anything humorous to say tonight so you have been left with Aunt NAME s efforts After Sunday we will not have access to the internet so if you reply NAME will send a copy to the rest of us from NAME However NAME will be pleased to have correspondence from you also Okay this is it for now Meantime look after yourself enjoy yourself and be good Your loving Aunt Uncle and cousins NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME in NAME Hi NAME Hope you are enjoying your last few weeks in NAME before you start at NAME Your mum asked me if I knew of anyone in NAME who might know of somewhere to stay for NUM weeks or so Well my friend NAME s brother is studying maths there and is in his fourth year He has offered you the use of his room for the month of December I do nt know exactly where he lives in NAME but it is in a house with some other students If you would be interested in this or even if you are not could you let me know either today or tomorrow as I have to contact him NAME to hear from you soon NAME Re NAME in NAME Dear NAME Thank you for your help I have been meaning to call you sorry I have nt done it yet I m a little behind schedule NAME says when I ve a lot of things to do I spend all the time wondering what to do first and worrying about not getting everything done Your accomodation idea sounds good They have booked me into NAME NAME s Hall for the first week they only take week bookings max but I would be there a second and maybe third week I could ask them to cancel the week s booking Do you know roughly how much it would cost in your friend s house I had thought to stay st NAME but may have to come home a little earlier depending on flights His house is probably not too far away from where I have to work Park s Road Department of Materials but it may be a good idea to check this just in case Hope you are behaving in NAME and not distracting NAME from her studies NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you are enjoying your last few weeks in NAME before you start at NAME Your mum asked me if I knew of anyone in NAME who might know of somewhere to stay for NUM weeks or so Well my friend NAME s brother is studying maths there and is in his fourth year He has offered you the use of his room for the month of December I do nt know exactly where he lives in NAME but it is in a house with some other students If you would be interested in this or even if you are not could you let me know either today or tomorrow as I have to contact him NAME to hear from you soon NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re NAME in NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your reply As far as I know that will be fine although NAME my friend s brother still had to clear it with his housemates when I telephoned him on Monday I have sent him your email address and his is EMAIL So you can work out the various details I do nt know how much it will cost but I hope it works out Best wishes NAME Hi NAME Firstly thanks very much for offering to let my cousin stay in your room for a few weeks in December His email address is EMAIL I ve sent him your NUM so you should both be able to work out the details My cousin is called NAME and is from NAME in NAME NAME He is currently in NAME in NAME doing postdoctorate research in the Chemistry Department there although he is really a mathematician He is a christian I ca nt think of much else to tell you Thank you once again and hope you enjoy the rest of your term NAME Re NAME in NAME Dear NAME Thank you so much for all your effort NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Dear NAME Thanks for your reply As far as I know that will be fine although NAME my friend s brother still had to clear it with his housemates when I telephoned him on Monday I have sent him your email address and his is EMAIL So you can work out the various details I do nt know how much it will cost but I hope it works out Best wishes NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re Hi NAME Thanks for getting in touch Here s the deal on the room I live in a house with NUM other undergraduate guys Our term ends on the th November and I will be going home to NAME sometime shortly thereafter So there will be a room free in our house You are very welcome to use it for as long as you like over the Christmas period until you can find somewhere more permanent to stay However I expect I will be around in NAME til about the rd of December so it may be that the first couple nights someone will have to sleep on the floor After that though there should be no problems I think my housemates may stay around a bit longer than me so you ll have some company in the house There is no need to pay for the room In fact it is nt even allowed as one of the stipulations of our contract is no subletting So the only cost is doing the dishes now and again I ve just looked up where the Dept of Materials is in NAME and it s a fair way away from our house we re in NAME NAME it s in NAME NAME I would estimate it to be a good NUM minute walk However a bike would take this down to about NUM minutes So if you ca nt find a place closer to the Department or are willing to put up with the distance then my room is yours Do let me know what you decide and we can work out the details Best wishes NAME Dear NAME NAME gave me your email and said that he had been talking to you about the possibility of renting a room in your house in December I m not sure what NAME has already told you but I m hoping to come to NAME on Dec st to work in the Department of Materials Parks Road I would like somewhere for between NUM NUM weeks at the beginning until I find a more permanent place to stay NAME said that your room may be free I was just wondering how much it would cost and roughly how far it would be from the Department of Materials ie if it s within walking distance Thanks very much for your help NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re NAME in NAME Dear NAME Just a note to update you I have been in contact with NAME about the room The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December and I have asked NAME about staying in his room the next NUM weeks or week and a half depending on when I go home for Christmas Thanks a lot for all your help When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet I m able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin s friend s brother When I get settled in to a more permanent place you re welcome to come and visit In fact your mum told me to be sure and have at least NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway Thanks again NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re NAME in NAME Dear NAME Hope your accomodation works out well I d love to come and visit sometime Best wishes NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Just a note to update you I have been in contact with NAME about the room The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December and I have asked NAME about staying in his room the next NUM weeks or week and a half depending on when I go home for Christmas Thanks a lot for all your help When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet I m able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin s friend s brother When I get settled in to a more permanent place you re welcome to come and visit In fact your mum told me to be sure and have at least NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway Thanks again NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re NAME in NAME Maybe I should just buy one of the colleges and I could have friends over whenever I want and you could choose your own room If everyone who has said they d come to see me from NAME actually comes I ll need a college On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Dear NAME Hope your accomodation works out well I d love to come and visit sometime Best wishes NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Just a note to update you I have been in contact with NAME about the room The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December and I have asked NAME about staying in his room the next NUM weeks or week and a half depending on when I go home for Christmas Thanks a lot for all your help When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet I m able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin s friend s brother When I get settled in to a more permanent place you re welcome to come and visit In fact your mum told me to be sure and have at least NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway Thanks again NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Apologies and warning Dear All Sorry if you ve been trying to download attachments apparently sent to you by us it s our first experience of a virus which seems to help itself to one s address book and send blank emails to all and sundry without our even sending any and then attack something within Windows Please make sure your virus checkers are uptodate ours had nt been updated since we moved in midOctober and this seems like a relatively recent little bug While I m here please note that we are back in NAME at my old address NUM NAME Rd NAME IV SZ for another NUM weeks We move on th December to NUM that s NUM NOT NUM or NUM NAME NAME also IV SZ The phone no will stay the same too The wean is due that week too so we ll keep you posted Thanks and sorry again for the bother please note we feel we are victims rather than active culprits love NAME and NAME Dear All Sorry if you ve been trying to download attachments apparently sent to you by us it s our first experience of a virus which seems to help itself to one s address book and send blank emails to all and sundry without our even sending any and then attack something within Windows Please make sure your virus checkers are uptodate ours had nt been updated since we moved in midOctober and this seems like a relatively recent little bug While I m here please note that we are back in NAME at my old address NUM NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME for another NUM weeks We move on th December to NUM that s NUM NOT NUM or NUM NAME NAME also IV SZ The phone no will stay the same too The wean is due that week too so we ll keep you posted Thanks and sorry again for the bother please note we feel we are victims rather than active culprits love NAME and NAME Christmas greetings house move arrivals Christmas greetings house move arrivals Dear NAME I m not sure if you can read this account or not I ll try anyway I was really sorry to hear that you were in hospital I hope things go well and it s no time before you re back in NAME keeping yout tutors on their toes Here I m settling in to NAME quite well I really miss friends in NAME but am starting to make some new NUM here A friend from home said on the phone a few minutes ago NAME you re there NUM weeks now so I expect you have already made a bunch of lifelong friends Ummm The people at work were quiet at the beginning but have come round a lot now and are nice My boss the brilliant Russian scientist is serious but a nice person I have met a few people at church and some from NAME NAME NUM has a sister who had heard about me good or not I m not so sure The people in the house are really good fun and I ve enjoyed my time there With NAME being away I hear he is the stabling influence on the house I may have corrupted the others slightly SMILEY By the way I did hear a few things about you but will keep them for later if ever needed he he I like my work too as it s more Physics and less Chemistry do nt be too offended it takes all types Say hi to NAME NAME and NAME for me NAME Re iso CHAR NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your email which unfortunately I could not read until I got out of hospital Re iso CHAR NAME Hi NAME people Thanks for the email Well what s happening I moved house on Saturday and was quite sad to go as I had enjoyed my time there In the new house the people are a fraction more serious and I do nt imagine that we will be playing tricks on each other within a short space of time NAME has been here for a couple of weeks but is leaving on Sunday We re having a goodbye for her on Saturday night Actually we ve sort of doublebooked well sort of my fault Anyway nice to have NUM things on in NUM evening reminds me of NAME no that would be NUM I m still looking for a house but it is not proving too easy Prices are ridiculous I can only afford a box and even then not on a nice street Hope you are all well and NAME is feeling better Has he got a little bell to ring when he wants something We used to love that but pushed it once calling Dad 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her on Saturday night Actually we ve sort of doublebooked well sort of my fault Anyway nice to have NUM things on in NUM evening reminds me of NAME no that would be NUM I m still looking for a house but it is not proving too easy Prices are ridiculous I can only afford a box and even then not on a nice street Hope you are all well and NAME is feeling better Has he got a little bell to ring when he wants something We used to love that but pushed it once calling Dad in to change the TV channel He was not amused NAME Fwd a quick eye test From NAME NAME EMAIL To rosemarysmyth EMAIL Subject a quick eye test NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Try this and no cheating See you at the weekend NAME the new office is still looking well NAME NAME Eye Exam NAME NAMESPACE PREFIX CHAR This will blow your mind Just do it do nt cheat Try this its actually quite good But do nt cheat Count the number of CHAR s in the following text FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY 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until results are acheived Eventually the person you re dealing with gets things done mysteriously fast It is mildly possible that I may have the keys next Thursday but any little hitch and I wo nt In any case it seems well primed to happen soon after NAME I should send you a photo but am too embarrassed how many CHAR s and CHAR s in English Bo Italian for NUM do nt know to be seen copying a picture of my house at work Hope you have a nice day more positive American vocab NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME Department of Materials University of NAME Parks Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re iso CHAR NAME Hi NAME Thank you for your email Yes I m well although I do nt know about having lots of fun with my chemisrty course I m certainly discovering lots of fascinating things I probably should have known since first year but that s what revision is for is nt it I heard about your phone call to my dad he said he was immediately on guard when he heard the voice on the other end I am not doing much at the moment except revising I have a research project to do next year and found out last week that I am doing it on molecular switches and wires so that is exciting as I am very interested in that area of chemistry at the moment The weather is very gloomy here at the moment Oh dear when I start to write about the weather I know I should stop Enjoy the rest of your week Best wishes NAME NAME Dear Aunt NAME and Uncle NAME Thanks for your new email address Sorry I ve not got round to writing until now Anyway I m living in NAME at the moment and am NUM weeks into a NUM week industrial placement with a chemical company based in NAME I m quite enjoying it although I do nt really have to do much work and the guy I work with is very good at talking We also have lots of coffee breaks I was having to get up at am to catch a NUM and a half hour bus to work but after the first week I found someone who worked there but lived in NAME so he now gives me a lift in and out in his car very convenient This weekend I ve had some friends to stay in my flat so that was good fun and next weekend I m going home for another short break I gave mum your email address but I do nt know when she ll manage to write you an email Mum and dad are fine and have been up in NAME visiting NAME for a couple of days NAME is still working in NAME but has now handed in his notice and is supposed to be beginning to think about getting ready to go to university in NAME soon I ve got today off as it s a bank holiday of course and I m just tidying up things getting odd jobs done and catching up with correspondance Anyway I hope you are all well over in NAME NAME NAME to hear from you soon NAME Hi Hi NAME How are things in NAME I m living in NAME at the moment and am NUM weeks into a NUM week industrial placement with a chemical company based in NAME It s called HuntsmanTioxide and they make paint pigments so I m finding out all about titanium dioxide and silica coatings etc I m quite enjoying it although I do nt really have to do much work and the guy I work with is very good at talking We also have lots of coffee breaks I was having to get up at am to catch a NUM and a half hour bus to work but after the first week I found someone who worked there but lived in NAME so he now gives me a lift in and out in his car very convenient This weekend I ve had some friends to stay in my flat so that was good fun and next weekend I m going home for another short break Mum and dad are well and have been up in NAME visiting NAME for a couple of days NAME is still working in NAME but has now handed in his notice and is supposed to be beginning to think about getting ready to go to university in NAME soon I ve got today off as it s a bank holiday of course and I m just tidying up things getting odd jobs done and catching up with correspondance Anyway hope to hear from you soon NAME Re Hi Hi NAME How are you Are you having any holidays this summer How is your house Thanks for the email I ve now just got a little over NUM weeks left of my placement left It s been a very interesting and useful experience and the work is nt too boring either I m going down to NAME tomorrow to visit a friend for the weekend Life is busy I m looking forward to term starting again as it will be nice to get into the routine of academia again It will also be good to have some other people to live with Next term I m living with NUM completely different people although I do know them a little But it s not NAME et NAME any more unfortunately My new flatmates are in the year below me because nearly all of my year have graduated now since they were all doing BSc s I m not sure who s been telling you I cook NUM course meals but I guess it s someone who s been talking to NAME NAME is my personal marketing director Yes I did send your mum an email so I m glad she was pleased to receive it I usually have to write them at work though as I have no internet access for my computer at my flat Anyway must finish off some work in the lab before I go home Have a good weekend NAME Re Hi Thanks for the email NAME Sorry I m quite slow in replying Glad to know things are well at work etc Not long until the new term starts again Will you be living with NAME and friends next year I almost met NAME as he was to come to a wedding here with NAME and then stay overnight at the NUM NAME NAME NAME ummm maybe just half a star for meals but NUM starts for entertainment Anyway it was a pity that plans changed and he was not able to come Anyway I hear you cook NUM course meals for your friends That should be good if you ever come to visit I can set the table and provide a friendly atmosphere while you provide dinner NUM courses would be fine SMILEY I hear you and Mum have been emailing each other She was very happy to get such a long email from NAME Thanks for your family birthday greetings at the weekend NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of Materials University of NAME Parks Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re The Effects of ultraviolet rays on chimps and the resulting effects NAME gracious me Hi NAME So you ve been trying to track me down and found some pictures at my web address NAME me to dispell any ideas that I am faintly interested in NAME by telling you they are only there as a favour to a friend who took them and no longer has an IT account since he just graduated this summer Well I m still at NAME hence the email address I m about to start my last year now and have been doing a vacation placement near NAME for the past NUM weeks fun way to spend a summer etc I m sure you ll be ecstatic to hear I ve not yet renouced my faith and it s still as vibrant as ever You can keep the goldfish Talk about unsporting behaviour NAME NAME You ve neglected to keep in contact with me Well that s my point of view No seriously though I was intending to email you sometime this month NAME NAME Believe that if you like So what are you up to these days Let me know Thanks for the email I must try and track down NAME soon that will be a very difficult task I think Might try the missing persons list NAME The Effects of ultraviolet rays on chimps and the resulting effects NAME NAME Long time no see you know it would make it easier to confirm that it is you if you were to include yourself in some of your pictures of the rugby boys Anyway how are you What have you been up to Have you decided to renounce your faith and reinvest your faith in the more important things like sex drugs and goldfish do nt ask Anyway get back to me and tell me if you still exist etc And NAME I m disappointed in you not keeping contact with me it just is nt sporting behaviour Anyway take care of yourself and write back soon NAME NAME NAME I cut my hair Do you NAME NAME NAME NAME Access from NAME NAME WEBSITE Hi Dear NAME Thanks for your card I got it this morning The chocolate was very nice and I have already eaten some of it I am now out of hospital as of Tuesday afternoon and am very much enjoying being at home I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to NAME on Sunday I absolutely hate hospitals medication and all the various trappings However thankfully I did nt have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was NUM up so that s good I have to go back for a checkup in a week and a half s time How are you What is life in NAME like Mum tells me you re still busy entertaining and Aunt NAME tells me you had NAME down to stay for a few nights I ve never managed to get down to visit you yet but maybe one of these days I ll make it One of my close friends NAME NAME and NAME NAME are now living in NAME They both graduated from NAME this summer and NAME is doing a NUM year law conversion course whilst NAME is working in a telephone call centre a favourite destination for NAME graduates You might bump in to them sometime they go to NAME Ebb s church same one as NAME NAME s fianc CHAR I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term Last Wednesday I began my Master s project the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor I think I m going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice as well as my supervisor Well I d better go now as this is me exhausted NAME to see you soon NAME Hi Dear NAME Thanks for your card and letter I am now out of hospital as of Tuesday afternoon and am very much enjoying being at home I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to NAME tomorrow afternoon I absolutely hate hospitals medication and all the various trappings However thankfully I did nt have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was NUM up so that s good I have to go back for a checkup on the th November How are you What is life in NAME like Do you like your new house and flatmates It would be nice to see you up here in NAME sometime next year if you can make it I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term Last Wednesday I began my Master s project the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor I think I m going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice as well as my supervisor who is Australian Well I d better go now as it s nearly dinner time Mum says she will write you an email one of these days NAME to see you soon NAME Re Hi Hi NAME Glad to hear you are feeling a little better What about the other one of your lung or does nt it really matter all that much Hope you are back at NAME by now and getting caught up with your studies for your finals Life in NAME is going well I ve quite a lot of work to do at the moment with trying to get my PhD writeup finished the new job etc Also I m trying to fit in some trips to the NAME club here church meetings climbing trying to learn and keeping in touch with my new friends here and my friends at home Its a bit frantic at the moment but should calm down considerably after Christmas hopefully My new house is great flatmates are really good fun and no trouble at all in the house I think I m probably the messiest one Say hi to everyone else in the family All the best NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Thanks for your card and letter I am now out of hospital as of Tuesday afternoon and am very much enjoying being at home I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to NAME tomorrow afternoon I absolutely hate hospitals medication and all the various trappings However thankfully I did nt have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was NUM up so that s good I have to go back for a checkup on the th November How are you What is life in NAME like Do you like your new house and flatmates It would be nice to see you up here in NAME sometime next year if you can make it I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term Last Wednesday I began my Master s project the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor I think I m going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice as well as my supervisor who is Australian Well I d better go now as it s nearly dinner time Mum says she will write you an email one of these days NAME to see you soon NAME Research interests Dear Dr NAME I am a fourth year chemist with an interest in doing a PhD next year Unfortunately I missed the poster presentations last week due to illness and wondered if I could discuss your research interests with you some time I am free after NUM NAME this afternoon or if this is not convenient perhaps sometime next week I am interested primarily in the inorganic materials areas of chemistry Yours sincerely NAME NAME Re Research interests NAME Thanks for the email I do have various things on this afternoon so I may not be available at NUM Could we set a time next week Unfortunately I m away at the start of the week as I have to go to NAME after the lecture on Monday morning I ll be back Thursday but have teaching from NUM more or less solidly Would Friday be ok Sorry it s not a more immediate response but it s a crazy couple of weeks NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear Dr NAME I am a fourth year chemist with an interest in doing a PhD next year Unfortunately I missed the poster presentations last week due to illness and wondered if I could discuss your research interests with you some time I am free after NUM pm this afternoon or if this is not convenient perhaps sometime next week I am interested primarily in the inorganic materials areas of chemistry Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Chemistry Science Laboratories NAME Road NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NUM NUM NUM Lab NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Re Research interests Dear Dr NAME Thanks for your reply Friday would be fine I m free from NUM pm or any time after NUM NAME NAME NAME preregistration form To NAME NAME Level NUM Dear NAME Many thanks for returning a completed preregistration form declaring your interest in a PhD in the Department from October NUM If you have not already done so I suggest that you contact NAME NAME and NAME and have discussions with them on the research topics that they can offer you for next year Please tell me in the course of time how your discussions have gone Best NAME NAME NAME Director of Graduate Admissions Dr NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL Department of NAME NAME NUM University of NAME NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK WEBSITE Research opportunities Research opportunities Research opportunities Research opportunities Research opportunities Research opportunities Research opportunities Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your NAME I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph NAME study in my group and to show you round the NAME Department in general Does your term finish on th December If so would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit Wednesday th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible Please let me know what suit you Best wishes NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear Dr NAME I am a final year NAME NAME undergraduate chemist at NAME University After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year Of particular interest in my studies over the past NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics nonlinear optics organic electroluminescence and superconductivity My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FETtype devices I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period I enclose my NAME for your perusal Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME s Buildings NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thank you for your reply My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in NAME until the th Wednesday th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to NAME then Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your NAME I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph NAME study in my group and to show you round the NAME Department in general Does your term finish on th December If so would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit Wednesday th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible Please let me know what suit you Best wishes NAME Re Research opportunities NAME NUM more thing If you could send me your postal address I will arrange for an application form to be sent to you If you can complete it and bring it on the th it just ensures that you formally exist within our system Thanks NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME Thank you for your reply My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in NAME until the th Wednesday th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to NAME then Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your NAME I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph NAME study in my group and to show you round the NAME Department in general Does your term finish on th December If so would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit Wednesday th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible Please let me know what suit you Best wishes NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME s Buildings NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Research opportunities NAME I suggest you arrive at my office room NUM at am Do you know how to get to NAME s Buildings and the Chemistry Department NAME NAME Building Before lunch we can discuss research possibilities and I will show you around the department You can go for lunch with some of my group never trust anyone who does nt let you meet his other students After lunch you can meet some of my colleagues for a wider picture of some of the activities here How does that sound NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME Thank you for your reply My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in NAME until the th Wednesday th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to NAME then Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your NAME I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph NAME study in my group and to show you round the NAME Department in general Does your term finish on th December If so would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit Wednesday th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible Please let me know what suit you Best wishes NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME s Buildings NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Sorry to take so long to reply been away for a few days and just catching up with email I d be delighted to meet you we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences However I have also just had an email from my colleague NAME NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the th I m afraid I m away that day and indeed the day before in NAME and then NAME so if you do come then we will miss each other What I could do is CHAR arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ii perhaps but I ll have tocheck timetables drop in on you if you are still in NAME and my way to or from NAME next NAME Best wishes NAME NAME Dear Professor NAME I am a final year NAME Chem undergraduate chemist at NAME University After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year Of particular interest in my studies over the past NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics nonlinear optics organic electroluminescence and superconductivity My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FETtype devices I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period I enclose my NAME for your perusal Yours sincerely NAME NAME Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your reply Unfortunately I wo nt be in NAME next Tuesday having left for home the day before I would be happy to meet someone with whom you collaborate next Wednesday when I am in NAME and if it is convenient possibly visit some time midJanuary Many thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Sorry to take so long to reply been away for a few days and just catching up with email I d be delighted to meet you we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences However I have also just had an email from my colleague NAME NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the th I m afraid I m away that day and indeed the day before in NAME and then NAME so if you do come then we will miss each other What I could do is CHAR arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ii perhaps but I ll have tocheck timetables drop in on you if you are still in NAME and my way to or from NAME next NAME Best wishes NAME NAME Re Research opportunities Dear NAME That sounds fine I do nt know where the Chemistry department in NAME is but I m sure I ll manage to find it My postal address is NAME NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME I ll be happy to fill in the form and bring it along and I look forward to meeting you next Wednesday NAME EMAIL wrote NAME I suggest you arrive at my office room NUM at am Do you know how to get to NAME s Buildings and the Chemistry Department NAME NAME Building Before lunch we can discuss research possibilities and I will show you around the department You can go for lunch with some of my group never trust anyone who does nt let you meet his other students After lunch you can meet some of my colleagues for a wider picture of some of the activities here How does that sound NAME NAME research Dear Dr NAME After having thought about your questions from our discussion a month or so ago I wondered if I could have another chat with you about NAME s sometime Many thanks NAME Re Research opportunities Dear NAME I ll see that there will be someone who can speak for me and show you round some of what we do next week if you would like to take it further we would also support you to come up here again Best wishes NAME Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your reply Unfortunately I wo nt be in NAME next Tuesday having left for home the day before I would be happy to meet someone with whom you collaborate next Wednesday when I am in NAME and if it is convenient possibly visit some time midJanuary Many thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Sorry to take so long to reply been away for a few days and just catching up with email I d be delighted to meet you we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences However I have also just had an email from my colleague NAME NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the th I m afraid I m away that day and indeed the day before in NAME and then NAME so if you do come then we will miss each other What I could do is CHAR arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ii perhaps but I ll have tocheck timetables drop in on you if you are still in NAME and my way to or from NAME next NAME Best wishes NAME NAME Re Research opportunities Quoting CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL Dear Professor NAME I am a final year NAME Chem undergraduate chemist at NAME University After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year Of particular interest in my studies over the past NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics nonlinear optics organic electroluminescence and superconductivity My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FETtype devices I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period I enclose my NAME for your perusal Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dear NAME Many thanks for getting in touch your background and interests sound entirely appropriate As it happens I will be moving to the chemistry dept in NAME with effect from next summer one of the driving forces for this was the fact that there are many people there who work in inorganic materials related areas The overall deal is nt finalised yet but I am sure that part of the package will be for funding for NUM or NUM new PhD students If you have no objection to going to NAME rather than NAME then I think we should meet and discuss the possibilities at some point soon that is convenient for you clearly this will involve you coming to NAME in the first instance Your travel and accommodation expenses will be reimbursed I have no particular commitments after the end of term or before the start of next term so feel free to suggest a couple of possible dates and we ll take it from there Best wishes NAME NAME This mail sent through SilkyMail v Re Research opportunities CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear Professor NAME I am a final year NAME Chem undergraduate chemist at NAME University After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year Of particular interest in my studies over the past NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics nonlinear optics organic electroluminescence and superconductivity My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FETtype devices I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period I enclose my NAME for your perusal Yours sincerely NAME NAME Dear NAME Further to my previous message is there any possibility you could visit next Friday th If not it does nt matter we can easily fix some other time when the trains wo nt be so crowded If you can make the th we can provide overnight accommodation for the Thursday or Friday evening if necessary Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL BS TS UK NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Research opportunities Dear NAME Thank you for your note There are possibilities and I have asked administration to send all appropriate details Look forward to hearing from you Best wishes NAME NAME Professor NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR FRS NAME Head of Inorganic Sector Department of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your email and my apologies for taking so long to reply I have been sitting my final exams this week and so that has taken up rather a lot of my concentration I m afraid I wo nt be able to visit on Friday th Would sometime during the week beginning the th of January be suitable Or perhaps the week after Many thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Further to my previous message is there any possibility you could visit next Friday th If not it does nt matter we can easily fix some other time when the trains wo nt be so crowded If you can make the th we can provide overnight accommodation for the Thursday or Friday evening if necessary Best wishes NAME Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry of NAME NUM about the possibility of undertaking a PhD in my group next year Indeed I am looking for new PhD students next year since NUM of my present students will be leaving and moreover I have just moved into a newly refurbished suite of labs and offices which offers more space than I had before So your application is very timely It would be a good idea for you to visit the Department in the near future Are you free on Friday December NUM Mon NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM am NAME NAME NUM If not how about the week starting NAME NUM I ve mailed to you today a graduate application information pack which you should receive later this week I look forward to hearing from you in due course NAME regards NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME EW UK Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your reply I m afraid I am not free on any of the inital dates which you suggested but I have no plans for the week beginning th January Which day would be most convenient for me to visit I look forward to receiving your graduate information pack Many thanks NAME Professor NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry of NAME NUM about the possibility of undertaking a PhD in my group next year Indeed I am looking for new PhD students next year since NUM of my present students will be leaving and moreover I have just moved into a newly refurbished suite of labs and offices which offers more space than I had before So your application is very timely It would be a good idea for you to visit the Department in the near future Are you free on Friday December NUM Mon NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM am NAME NAME NUM If not how about the week starting NAME NUM I ve mailed to you today a graduate application information pack which you should receive later this week I look forward to hearing from you in due course NAME regards NAME NAME Re NAME research Dear NAME in short of course I m in NAME working in teh NAME labs until next term so why ont we meet up for a chat over a coffee when we both return to NAME for second term With best wishes for a very merry christmas NAME Dear Dr NAME After having thought about your questions from our discussion a month or so ago I wondered if I could have another chat with you about NAME s sometime Many thanks NAME Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thanks for your last email How about Wed NAME th for a visit here If this is OK perhaps you could let me know when you would be likely to arrive in NAME In the meantime have a good Christmas and New Year NAME regards NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Wednesday the th January would be fine for a visit to NAME I am visiting friends in NAME over the New Year period and so will still be around for the first part of that week When would be a good time to meet on the Wednesday Best wishes for Christmas and the New Year NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your last email How about Wed NAME th for a visit here If this is OK perhaps you could let me know when you would be likely to arrive in NAME In the meantime have a good Christmas and New Year NAME regards NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your email I hope you had a happy Christmas NUM am on Tuesday January th would be ideal for me to visit I hope this is still okay for you NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your email how about am on Wed NAME NUM for your visit Alternatively since you will already be in NAME during the early part of that week would you wish to visit earlier say on Tuesday same time so that you do nt have to stay around too long Let me know In the meantime Happy Christmas NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Further to my last email I am wondering if it would be convenient to visit this coming Monday the th January I will be down in NAME visiting friends from tomorrow and so it would be easier for me to get to NAME If not then would Wednesday the th be any good Thank you very much and I hope you have a happy New Year NAME Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thanks for your email how about am on Wed NAME NUM for your visit Alternatively since you will already be in NAME during the early part of that week would you wish to visit earlier say on Tuesday same time so that you do nt have to stay around too long Let me know In the meantime Happy Christmas NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK Re Research opportunities ga NAME wrote Dear Professor NAME Further to my last email I am wondering if it would be convenient to visit this coming Monday the th January I will be down in NAME visiting friends from tomorrow and so it would be easier for me to get to NAME If not then would Wednesday the th be any good Thank you very much and I hope you have a happy New Year NAME Dear NAME Monday th would be fine What time If you can arrive before lunch we can go to the pub Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re Research opportunities ga NAME wrote Dear Professor NAME My train gets in to NAME at about NUM pm so lunch sounds good Where will I meet you NAME Take a taxi to the School of Chemistry keep the receipt and ask for me at the porters lodge and I will come and find you Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re Research opportunities Dear NAME I have only just got your message Yes NUM on NAME NUM NAME is OK for me See you then NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME My train gets in to NAME at about NUM pm so lunch sounds good Where will I meet you NAME Dear NAME Monday th would be fine What time If you can arrive before lunch we can go to the pub Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL expenses NAME NAME to take so long to reply Things have been very busy here as ever especially with exam question setting I m pleased that you enjoyed your visit to NAME and look forward to hearing in due course more detail of your future plans I have submitted your expenses claim to our office and a cheque should reach you probably next month Best wishes NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME s Buildings NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Dear Professor NAME I am now in a position to let you know that I am very interested in doing a PhD in your research group and I would like to apply for one Further to our meeting at the beginning of last month I have a slight preference for the holographic data storage PhD but I find the photonic crystals one extremely interesting as well Do you still have vacancies for either and if so do you have any more information about funding Many thanks NAME Professor NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I am sorry not to have written before but I have been a bit busy Thanks for coming into the Department whilst you were in NAME in order to discuss Ph NAME possibilities I hope that you went away with a reasonable idea of what we do I m not sure about funding possibilities just at the moment but perhaps in due course you could let me know what your decision is about a PhDplace NAME regards NAME NAME Re Dear NAME I am sorry not to have written before but I have been a bit busy Thanks for coming into the Department whilst you were in NAME in order to discuss Ph NAME possibilities I hope that you went away with a reasonable idea of what we do I m not sure about funding possibilities just at the moment but perhaps in due course you could let me know what your decision is about a PhDplace NAME regards NAME NAME Professor CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME Mobile NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME UK phd position Dear th Year Several people came to see me last term about possible phd positions before the grant allocations had been made I promised then that I would get back in touch when I knew the funding situation for certain I do have a grant available so could those who are still interested drop me an email in the next few days I ll be away from NAME until next Monday but would be happy to discuss the projects more with people when I m back NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Chemistry Science Laboratories NAME Road NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NUM NUM NUM Lab NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Academic transcripts Dear Miss NAME I am a fourth year chemistry student at NAME and am trying to obtain copies of my academic transcripts in order to apply for NAME s at various other universities I would appreciate any help or advice you can give me on this matter Yours sincerely NAME NAME Research opportunities Dear Dr NAME I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr NAME s group and am very keen to do a PhD next year I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area Having spoken with Dr NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time Yours sincerely NAME Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr NAME s group and am very keen to do a PhD next year I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area Having spoken with Dr NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time Yours sincerely NAME Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr NAME s group and am very keen to do a PhD next year I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area Having spoken with Dr NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time Yours sincerely NAME Re Research opportunities CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear Professor NAME Thank you for your email and my apologies for taking so long to reply I have been sitting my final exams this week and so that has taken up rather a lot of my concentration I m afraid I wo nt be able to visit on Friday th Would sometime during the week beginning the th of January be suitable Or perhaps the week after Many thanks NAME Dear NAME Have you had any further thoughts yet about your choice of NAME applications If you have come to a firm decision it would help to know If there is any more information you need from me please dont hesitate to ask Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re Research opportunities Dear Professor NAME Thanks for your email I have decided not to apply for the PhD as I m hopefully going to be doing one here at NAME But thanks very much for all your help and for inviting me down to NAME in January Best wishes NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Have you had any further thoughts yet about your choice of NAME applications If you have come to a firm decision it would help to know If there is any more information you need from me please dont hesitate to ask Best wishes NAME Prof NAME NAME School of NAME University of NAME NAME s Close BRISTOL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Thanks for your email I am hoping to take on NUM new PhD student next October in the area of insulated molecular wires as recently highlighted in Chemistry and Engineering News NUM November issue page NUM I would be very pleased to consider you for this project which fits in well with your interest in molecular electronics nonlinear optics and organic electroluminescence Applications for PhD positions in our department are coordinated centrally by Dr NAME NAME EMAIL so it is best if you contact him and send him a copy of your cv and arrange for NUM letters of recommendation to be sent directly to him He should then arrange for you to visit NAME Best wishes NAME Dear Dr NAME I am a final year NAME Chem undergraduate chemist at NAME University After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year Of particular interest in my studies over the past NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics nonlinear optics organic electroluminescence and superconductivity My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FETtype devices I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period I enclose my NAME for your perusal Yours sincerely NAME NAME WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME SMILEY Dr NAME NAME NAME University Department of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Parks Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Research opportunities NAME NAME NAME I am away from NAME pm until about th March but come and find me always happy to talk about work NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Department of NAME NAME Chem Office NUM NUM NUM NUM University of NAME NAME Road NEW PHONE NUMBERS NAME AS OF rd MARCH NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Academic transcripts Re Research opportunities Dear NAME Best to try to catch me on Thursday or Friday as I m off to NAME NAME on the weekend Stop by the office and we ll have a brief chat Looking forward to it Cheers NAME Professor NAME NAME NAME Head of Inorganic Section Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Direct line NUM NUM NUM NUM Note number change effective NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM Office 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that he will provide cake The aim is that all Ph NAME students and NAME Chem students will give a presentation this term For NAME Chem students you should be prepared to talk for perhaps NUM minutes on the aims of your project and results if you have any at this early stage NUM or NUM transparencies will suffice and do nt spend a week preparing it For information the room is equipped with a whiteboard and NAME plus screen It is possible to provide a data projector if you wish to use PowerPoint but please bear in mind that the one we have is ancient and really works best at NUM CHAR NUM resolution although it will work at NUM CHAR NUM with rather jaggy fonts Not all laptops can drive such old technology NAME Fwd NAME Hi NAME NAME can one of you please print these for me I m getting stuffed around by the network link to the printer NAME these might end up being included somewhere in your introduction NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME To NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME AcLNtNzDTSNvDmbEdeFwBQjmWA NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME CCDB NAME Found to be clean Status Dear NAME Can you remember about the reaction where we tried to produce a cumulene by a waterelimination I found in the lit Something whiche looks similar Maybe you are intressted WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME ph NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME away Hi guys while I m away please use the usual degree of common sense nothing new dangerous and in case of emergency break Dr NAME and apply liberally to the affected area NAME I think you re out of the lab this week anyway no stress there NAME ethynyl ferrocene prep is on the cards for this week NAME can you please point NAME in the right direction I ll try and see the rest of you on Thursday but given the look of my diary which is booked out almost solid it ll be sometime after NUM Play safe and see you later Cheers NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME ph NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Goodbye my friends Just a quick note to say NAME to all you great people I will miss you all over the holidays but we can keep in touch If any of you have a different email address for home please let me know so that I can write to you I am going to set up an address so will let you know what it is All it remains to say is goodbye and have a great holiday If any of you happen to be up here at all during the summer let me know and I can meet up with you NAME bless Love from NAME xxxxx Re Your emails and general waffle Hi NAME I have just tried to access the emails I have from you in my NAME account but the daft system does not want to cooperate and will not let me open the file As the system is different on my NAME I guess it may be something to do with that However do nt despair the next time I am through in NAME I shall go to the library and forward all the messages you ve sent me if I can remember to Anyway how is your first week back in bonny NAME going My first week back in notsobonny NAME but timesbetter NAME is going OK I spent Saturday in travelling to and from NAME for NAME s graduation It was really funny as I sought out NAME and found him He was trying to persuade passers by to have a punt on the river We had a quick chat and then I had to nick off back to the NAME House as the graduation ceremony was over So that was Saturday Sunday we went to the NAME Convention which I m sure I ve told you about before It was very good The speakers were NAME NAME a Scot you ll be pleased to know and NAME NAME who spoke at NAME several weeks ago Then I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork and ruthlessly chucking out unused stuff I now have several binbags and NAME to prove it My room is now pretty shipshape and covered in posters and photographs Yesterday we went shopping to get final stuff for my sister s wedding next Thursday and to get my birthday present a scanner It is reall cool and goes with my computer as it has a cool pink handle I guess that may lower it in your estimation I m not allowed to open it until Saturday so I m getting rather excited for that Well I d better go now as I need to write to loads of other people too Hope you are having a good time and when you get bored you can always write me some more funny emails I still have nt seen the one about NAME which you sent NAME Bye for now NAME NAME I am still wearing my NAME bracelet and it is still helping me to behave However it can be very difficult to stick to being good when your family are doing your head in They wo nt let me play my NAME NAME NAME can you believe that I am coming to the conclusion that they are excluding my mam and NAME all rather like NAME in their approach to hymns Oh dear How awful Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Oh you are awful NAME Before I begin let me warn you that this thing is going to be nowhere near NUM word long Apologies but there we go I am rather whacked after a very funfilled birthday and have not the mental or physical energy to compose so long a piece of twaddle Thanks for your email it was really great and very amusing as was the accompanying account of NAME You really are a nutter Talking of NAME though I am convinced that I saw him today He was in a tree near NAME if you do nt know where that is look it up on a map and looked very lost indeed I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that you are now stationed in NAME and he was on his way there He was so evidently grumpy squarking NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches that I can only assume that his tracking devises are causing problems for him NAME NAME You may have to resort to contacting NAME NAME DIFFERENT is spelled RIGH CHAR about it so that he can telepatically communicate with NAME and put him back on the right course However I may be entirely wrong it may not have been NAME who I saw after all OK back to sanity I ve had a really nice birthday but I ca nt say I m over the moon to now be out of my teens It makes me feel really old Never mind My pinkhandled scanner is really cool I am going to spend loads of time playing round with it I got some other nice pressies too a new Bible from NAME and NAME my other NUM was falling to bits and some clothes from NAME and NAME her Scottish fiance I also got a new toy to add to my huge collection NAME sent me a little penguin and he s called fluffy I could tell you all sorts of stories about him but wo nt bother as I am tired and his tale is not so much fun as NAME s Have you had many emails since I last wrote I have heard from NAME NAME and NAME They are all having fun NAME has been playing lots of tennis and going for bike rides NAME is in NAME NAME at present but is going on holiday to NAME in a few weeks NAME NAME has been at a Christian Schools convention this week and starts work at his computer place on monday Well this is not NUM word long but tough I m going to bed now Hope you are having fun and not getting bored With all the cooking and emailing and universal greetings you have to do I doubt you ve been bored Have you attempted to work the washing machine yet Bye for now have a nice weekend from NAME or NAME NAME as NAME NAME called me Get Your Private Free Email from NAME Hotmail at WEBSITE NAME and NAME birds of very different feathers Hello again NAME How s it going Counted any sheep lately in reference to NAME s questions nothing to do with whether you ca nt sleep in case you were wondering Had any further developments on the where is NAME situation Could NAME give you any more details Just let me know I have my whole family looking out for a dumblooking raven nah just kidding although NAME and I have mentioned NAME every time we ve seen a raven My scanner is totally cool The clarity of reproduction on the screen literally takes NUM breath away pants and it is such fun playing round with the pictures on screen I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people s noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy NAME stuff I can see some amusing products I thought I might set up a website as well and put some of my finished results on it that would be fun Seriously though I may do it and put my sisters wedding photos on so that members of our family and friends who could nt make it to the wedding can just go online and check them out I now have the required technology to do it and as a job seems highly unlikely in the foreseeable future I may as well make the most of all the spare time I ll have Just an idea but watch this space Bored yet If you are reading this you have obviously disobeyed my command and stopped watching the above space how dare you However I ca nt blame you Now what else have I got to say Oh yes I was utterly appalled to read that you have started off a mad craze in the Scottish Borders Little would I have guessed when I first heard of you NAME and NAME purchasing your water guns that it would lead to lots of crazy Scottish boys in the NAME going out and doing the same You have a lot to answer for Well actually I think we could go back further and saw that a certain NAME NAME NAME has a lot to answer for Dear oh dear Have you had any big showdowns yet Hope you have fun and that you end up soaked Get someone to get some photographic evidence and I ll make a poster of it Actually having said all that I must confess that I have a confession to make I have been very tempted in recent days to go out and purchase a CPS of my own You see we have this problem in our gardens with pigeons Now personally I think that pigeons are one of the most revolting creatures that NAME made There must be a reason for there existence or NAME would not have made them but I blinded by man s fallen nature fail to see the delights of the filthy creatures You have to understand how they behave to fully appreciate why I have this dislike of them Do you get any pigeons near where you live No I forget you only have eyes for ravens Anyway they hang around in NAME like a horrible disease and have a habit of flying up in your face as you walk along Ooooh I hate it NAME NAME Bracelet Well I really find them annoying and they have taken to coming into our garden and pecking round the flower beds below the bird feeder As a result they are frightening away all of our lovely bluetits and green NAME So I have been thinking of ways of getting rid of them Stones are NUM option but I am a bad aim and am not convinced that it is either necessary nor nice to physically damage one of the wretched birds if I actually aimed right So I have resorted to water bucketfuls doused over mangy birds is quite effective but not as practical as a gun So there we have it I may end up buying a water gun after all My goodness I did nt realise I could talk for so long about pigeons I rather wonder if the particular NUM that return time and time again to our garden are perhaps like NAME from another dimension and sent here to bemuse and confound us lowly and ignorant human beings I doubt it somehow Well preparations for the wedding are hotting up We went to the florists today and got flowers for decorating the church and reception They are extortionately expensive All the palava about this wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair In fact if I can trick anyone into marrying me I shall probably insist upon eloping Wedding preparations are so mental We have had that many disagreements this week that I am surprised we are still a family However it is all coming together now We have a rehersal thingy tomorrow to know where we are meant to stand etc and are going to NAME NAME where the reception is going to be in the evening to sort out the flower arrangements and set up the cake I must say I have spent a lot of time recently wondering about traditions Why do we have to have cakes piled on top of each other Why NAME confetti over the bride and groom although my dad says he s not allowing any of that as he ll have to sweep the church path clean afterwards and he ca nt be bothered About your scripture union camp Is that with NAME by any chance I guess it is as she was telling me about them I hope you have a good time there And NAME WHAT has happened to you I quote I m noticing how chilly it is NAME This is the guy who only feels the heat Do you know what this all means It means you are turning into a southerner southern as in NAME NAME not as in just NAME Shock horror However I do congratulate you as you are now showing signs of being a normal human being Well I have waffled now for far too long so I shall sign off Bye for now have fun From NAME NAME NAME shine Fill this land with the Father s glory NAME NAME NAME Set our hearts on fire NAME river flow NAME the nations with grace and mercy Send forth Your word NAME and let there be light NAME I hope you noticed that all my sentances began with NUM spaces You are most welcome Also please note that this email is very long NUM words in fact Sometimes I wonder just how wonderful NUM person can be Bye The Grammatical Princess Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Hi Mr NAME NAME NAME Just to be predictable How s it going I have had a very exciting last few days and am totally discomknockerated as a result You may not have come accross this wonderful word before but let me assure you that serpite not being present in a dictionary it jolly well should be as it is a great descriptive word meaning that one is extremely tired both physically and mentally It also sums up a person s state of mind basically meaning that one is feeling rather out of it and in a word dopey The reason for this is pretty plain we have just lost a NAME It is a bit crazy to think that there are only NUM NAME girls left now NAME is now an NAME I think NAME sounds much better Let me tell you the tale of the last few days I ll start with Wednesday as that was when the wedding prepartations really hotted up Well we spent the day organising stuff in the house and I printed out the final drafts of the wedding service sheets which I made We had a rehersal in the church at about pm NAME and I decided to be difficult and insist that we sat down during the vows NAME had this idea that all the bridesmaids should stand for that part and I insisted that I d have none of it NAME s family immediately and rather unjustly put me down as being the bossy and difficult memeber of the family Let me assure you that I later managed to change their opinion As we know first impressions can be very deceptive Anyway after the rehersal me Mam and NAME took the wedding cake and flowers to NAME Hall where the reception was to take place We spent NUM hours sorting out the big banqueting room and decorating it very tastefully I must say with flowers The cake was the daft part You may not be accustomed as to how a wedding cake is assembled Let me explain Are you sitting comfortably Then I ll begin We had a NUM tiered wedding cake to assemble Each cake was to be held above the lower one by means of NUM plastic pillars These pillars cannot just be put directly on top of the cakes as the weight of the higher tiers would cause the pillars to sink into the icing and possibly crack it Ultimately the cake would just collapse As you can imagine that is highly undesireable So you are supplied with some plastic dowling rods which you stick into the cake and they go up the inside of the pillars and support the cake above Are you getting this It s rather hard to explain Anyway the stupid manufacturers do nt use their common sense and provide these plastic rods at the right length Instead they are several inches too long As a result I had to saw them to the right length and this is a rather difficult task with only NUM blunt knife Anyway in the end I managed and the cake piled up very nicely and looked quite elegant when we put the floral arrangement on top After that we went home and had tea at pm would you believe and then I went out and spent an hour washing the car so that it would look spanking for the wedding Then I flopped into bed and slept like a log quite literally until Thursday morning Well I spent the morning trying not to get excited and succeeded to a certain degree by making the hoovering of the car a major task You would not believe actually you probably would how flithy the inside of our car was Well it s well spanking now At pm the real excitement began The wedding service was at pm but we had to be realy by NUM as the photographer was coming then Well the house went mad well the people in the house did anyway and we eventually emerged decked in our fancy geegore another wellused word from the NAME household that merits dictionary status and clutching bouqets of flowers Oh it was great stuff I can tell you Although I say it myself we made the most delightful bridesmaids and NAME looked lush in her dress NAME you probably do nt want to hear all of this It s not in the least bit amusing jsut NAME waffle I m afraid Anyway at NUM I insisted we had to be late we went into church Dad walked NAME in an then turned round and performed the ceremony NAME ended up hardly being able to say her vows as she was crying It all got a bit too emotional at the front NAME said his vows and NAME got so emotional about the whole thing that she started laughing ans crying at the same time Dad had a hard time trying not to join in and had to somehow extract the words from NAME while she was in this quietly hysterical state NAME went the whole hog and joined in the blubbing Call me heartless but I felt no inclination whatsoever to cry so sat there feeling rather sorry for them all However they managed to compose themselves and the service proceeded without another hitch One of our church friends filmed the whole thing so it should be rather amusing watching the replay NAME vows she will never watch it as she was so embarrassed afterwards Anyway after the service the trying part of the day began photographs Oh I really do nt like having photos taken and to have to pose for NUM people to take pictures of you is highly undesireable I found it rather difficult being an item of attention all day However I ca nt complain as it was real fun We then all piled into cars and travelled the NUM miles to NAME Hall It is a big posh country house which is set in a huge parkland Quite exquisite It felt like we were in NAME and Prejudice land although you may not appreciate what that means if you have nt sen that marvelous film By the way if you have nt seen it you should We had loads more photos there in the gardens and then had to greet everyone as they went in to the fining room for the reception The food was scrummy none of this inedible fancy NAME which is often dished up at such events It was all to do with the fact that Dad likes proper English dinners and none of this foreign fancy stuff I rather take after Dad in my eating tastes so thourally enjoyed the meal although I felt rather bloated afterwards The speeches which followed were also very emotionally intense During dad s speech both NAME and NAME began to blubber again and when he finished he promptly sat down and wept All rather shocking as I have never seen him cry before Oh dear It all got a bit too overwhelming for him I think The evning was finished off with the cutting of the cake and then general chatter amoung the guests It was the most amazing day The experience of having most of our friends and relatives together in the same place at the same time was so wierd in a nice sort of way I just loved it and the memory of that day will stay with me for ever All the excitement has been too much for me though and as I mentioned before I have spent the last NUM days in a bit of a daze and feeling like a zombie NAME I ve just looked back over all this and I really HAVE waffled this time Now let me get onto different subjects I m glad you liked my last email My apologies that this one will dismally fail to live up to it s standards I am not feeling sharp or quick enough to be funny or witty I m afraid So who is it that you re going on NAME camp with As to the NAME situation since when have I been heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven I really should be informed of such appointments you know Also how DARE you quote me out of context which you seem to do pretty often Has NAME shed any more light on the subject yet He has not been very communicative this week I guess he s been pretty busy with work so I have nothing to report NAME hates pigeons too However his eyes burn with laserlike beams which harry them as they fly sizzling their feathers and dismembering their spleens How do you know You do not possess NAME s ability to telepathically communicate with the creature so unless you have been reliably informed by our Pastor which I am rather doubtful about I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up However I do hope that NAME does feel this way as I would like to think that I possess the same sentiments as a being from another dimension I bet you wish you had laserlike beams in your eyes Although I do nt think you d be too safe to be around some of the time no I do nt wish for such eyes actually Such eyes are reserved for only NAME I think that s where you got the idea from in the first place Oh NAME really You must try and be a bit more original NAME no offence I am just a bit of a Superman expert and feel that his unique qualities should not be copied in others NAME I ever tell you before that I am a Superman fan I am really into him and just love the New Adventures of Superman I have about NUM episodes on video here at home Yes I think I ve told you all this before so moving on This wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair Well Grammatical Princess have you abdicated What you just wrote was that you determine CHAR that your wedding will be a nice simple affair In other words you found out that etc Ie somehow you have found out what was going to happen in the future NAME dodgy oh stop being pinnickity another NAME Well I have really waffled on for far too long now bet you do nt disagree this time Let me know about when you come down to NAME If I have not found a job by then I will probably go through to NAME and meet up with you something to do I really want to check out my flat a bit more and get more of an idea what stuff I should take back with me Well I really am going to sign off this time Hope you have a nice weekend Bye for now from the Epitomy of NAME The Grammatical Princess otherwise known as NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME that s NAME NAME as you may have guessed he s a cheesy smoothie NAME Miss NAME or The NAME NAME that s NAME our dresses were gold you see NAME By the way have you told any of your family about NAME Except from your sister NAME no I ai nt They would think I was mad associating with people whi talk about such things Also you commited an unforgivable in the NAME of NAME NAME style sin of spelling my sister s name with a CHAR It is was and always shall be spelt with an ie However you are allowed to shorten her name to NAME That is allowed This thing HAS to be getting on for NUM words no that I m counting Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re SCANDAL IS RIFE AMOUNG FUTURE OCCUPANTS OF NAME NAME NAME NAME Glad you enjoyed NAME NAME Glad you got soaked Okay NAME Princess just what is this discomknockerated pinnickity You ve got to be joking no How dare you critisise my parents Those splendid words were of their making Be in NAME station at NUM am Make sure you are not followed Avoid all radio communication Leave you weapons behind Embark upon coach CHAR on the NUM train from NAME to NAME NAME Street Sit down in the seat next to the guy in the green hat He will offer you a black jelly baby Take it eat it and say hello He will speak to you Ask for another jelly baby see you then I expect the jelly babies but most of all I expect the green hat However do not expect me to leave my weapons behind I aim to get revenge for the scandal you have embroiled me in Have you been emailing him NAME about NAME It s just that I received this CHAR mail from him in which he called you a poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it somewhere NO I receieved an email from NAME on Friday which had absolutely no mention of NAME and I have nt written a sylable about him to NAME at all NAME obviously suffers from the same alement as you the tendancy to make up rubbish about sweet and innocent girls HOW DARE YOU both of you I mean I cannot believe I still class you as my friends Reporter The eyewitness was NUM NAME NAME who appeared to be quite flustered I DO NOT GET FLUSTERED and claimed she had seen the raven lying below the tree FALSE She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for NUM RUBBISH I AM NOT SEARCHING FOR NAME DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK SO HOW COULD I GET SICK OF IT We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however FOLKS I am hearing some breaking news WHAT SURELY NOT Folks I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax YOU RE DEAD RIGHT THERE set up by some poor disillusioned girl SHOULD WE CHANGE THAT TO SOME LYING NAME WHO HAS THE AFFRONTARY TO ASSUME THE TITLE OF PASTOR from NAME BATH who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird Do I take it rightly then that you have performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of NAME NO AS I INDICATE IN THE ABOVE IT WAS PASTOR NAME HIMSELF Just wait till I see you I REITTERATE THAT I am most displeased ME TOO I arranged a legally binding contract with NAME s NAME NAME Ltd YOU RE LYING AGAIN NOW some poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it CHEEK This is serious now NAME This has to be a st NAME being serious The dream is interpreted as follows The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss NAME The city represents NAME and the judgement upon NAME for staging NAME s death is inevitable This is a joke by the way NAME is probably a lovely place The arrow from the north is NAME stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode This scene represents the terror and judgement of the NAME All I can say is you d better employ a different dream interpreter in the future as the above is a pile of pants Well why do nt you carry on the tale NAME We would all appreciate some sort of defence from you in the midst of all these accusations of fraud and deception which are being flung at you I just have much to your delight I am sure I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up I still hold to that view He observed me playing frisbee golf and football WHAT IS THIS THE SAME NAME THAT WAS AT THE CU HOUSE PARTY was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by tenyear olds NAME NAME NAME Such eyes are reserved for only NAME I did not copy them from Superman Please give me a little more credit than that not until you cease to skit me and that will never be So I still hold that you copied them from Superman Oh NAME A bit of originality please I m slightly reluctant in writing the following in case you think it s scandalous and shocking but I will anyway since NAME did to me and he s the CU rep Yours in NAME well after all the other lies and scandals I have read in your email this is the least of the shocks I have had to sustain Well having now completed my critiscism of your SCANDALOUS email I shall tell you what I have been up to I spent last week searching for a job and had no success at all until Friday I found an ad in the paper for a marketing company I rang them and they pretty much offered me the job there and then rather dodgy I thought I went to see them on Friday afternoon and arranged to go in for a trainee day today Well I am still trying to decide what to do The company takes on contracts from other companies At present they are working for NAME NAME the electricity suppliers Basically what they would expect me to do is go around businesses in NAME and get them to sign up to NAME rather than their existing supplier You are paid on commission and though this can be risky I witnessed today how easy it is to get people to sign up For each business you sign up you get pound NUM If they sign up to pay by direct debit you get an extra pound NUM If they sign up their home to be supplied by NAME you get a further pound NUM Well I watched the guy who I was with today make for himself in NUM hours a grand total of pound NUM What he does is what I would be doing if I join It is not difficult work at all you just have to be able to hack it Well the jury is still out on it If I do decide to join I may have to begin work sometime this week so may have to scrap meeting up with you on Wed but just assume I ll be there unless I send word to the contrary Have you been invited to NAME NAME and NAME NAME s wedding Oh no I forgot you re going to NAME on Sat NAME that should be exciting How WILL you cope with the sunshine Anyway I am going to go to their wedding I have nt seen them in ages due to my serious lack of attendance at the NAME church last term NAME NAME has even had words with my dad about my nonappearance there and only recieved the invite on Thursday it had to be replied to by tomorrow Anyway I have had enough of talking to you No doubt all that I say will be rephrased and modifed and then sent to other people for them to scoff at me and write terrible things about me in return I call it positively unfair NAME Yours not very happily NAME PS you are quite welcome to pass on my sentiments to NAME NAME I expect NUM very grovelling emails to arrive in my inbox within the next few days Pigs might fly NAME might be dead The sun might shine in NAME It might be summer NAME might tell the truth You and NAME might still be my friends NAME for your reperusal I include below the only story I have told about NAME Thanks for your email it was really great and very amusing as was the accompanying account of NAME You really are a nutter Talking of NAME though I am convinced that I saw him today He was in a tree near NAME if you do nt know where that is look it up on a map and looked very lost indeed I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that you are now stationed in NAME and he was on his way there He was so evidently grumpy squarking NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches that I can only assume that his tracking devises are causing problems for him NAME NAME You may have to resort to contacting NAME NAME DIFFERENT is spelled RIGHT about it so that he can telepatically communicate with NAME and put him back on the right course However I may be entirely wrong it may not have been NAME who I saw after all And THAT is my final word on the subject for the moment Goodbye Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re SCANDAL IS RIFE AMOUNG FUTURE OCCUPANTS OF NAME NAME Thought you might be interested in the following report which was anonymously sent to the NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME which by the way is winding up due to NAME being sick and tired of hunting for ravens and the fact that she never agreed to set up the thing in the first place Here is some information regarding the whereabouts of that highly regarded and in some cases revered creature who we have come to know as NAME I cannot reveal my own identity for fear of my good name being slandered or false statements being made without my consent as I understand you yourself NAME have been treated I could not live with that So here is my story I hope it sheds some light upon the puzzling mystery which we are all so keen to get to the bottom of I should like to say at this point that all that I write below is as far as I am aware the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth My interesting tale begins yesterday morning As I was wandering into a certain train station I noticed a sweet and innocent girl being dropped off by a guy who I could only assume to be her father This girl made her way into the station and purchased a return ticket to a nearby location She then dashed over the station bridge and towards a train which had just pulled in The girl had such an air of mystery about her and kept turning to check that she was nt being followed I later discovered that this was a result if a direct order from the guy she met that I was immediately intrigued to find out her mission I followed her and continued to do so for the whole day She never knew Nor did the tall guy with the green hat who she met up with on the train I began to think that I was wasting my time The whole thing was turning out to be only NUM university friends meeting up for the day Just as I was giving up hope of any mystery or deep dark plot being revealed I caught a snip of what the guy said He suddenly stopped looked up at the sky and shouted at a passing raven hello there NAME old chap Lovely to see you This struck me as rather odd To say the least I decided to continue my stalking and discover what else he had to say about NAME I soon discovered a deep dark secret which this quiet greenhatted guy was concealing As far as I am aware the following quote is accurate word for word So I killed him I fed him my almond slices However he was not aware that the almonds were filled with cyanide NAME NAME NAME is dead The girl only laughed innocently She obviously thought he was joking or was refusing to believe that her friend could be a murderer I decided there and then that I would follow my trail to the end and discover the truth at all costs I also knew that it was essential for me to keep an eye on the girl as if what the guy said was true she may be his next victim I could not follow most of their conversation for the rest of the day as they walked so incredibly fast that I found it difficult to keep up They went to a place called St NAME s college and asked about some shirts belonging to a guy called His Lordship they went into a bank where the girl nearly fell asleep as did I while waiting for the guy to finish talking to the assistant the girl ate a whole NAME bun the girl was informed by a certain gardener that she has huge feet etc Throughout the day I kept hearing the name of NAME but could never catch the rest of the talk until about pm ish when I heard the guy clearly and distinctly say NAME must die This threw me a bit as I had earlier heard him recount how he had killed the creature However it is evidence and is therefore essential to this tale I could only assume that he was yet again reliving with relish his murderous plot and execution of it Throughout the girl was laughing and mocking his speeches so I can only assume that she is naive enough to think that he was only joking However I knew better I am highly regarded for my judgement of character and could see by the dark and sinister look in this guy s eye that he truly meant what he said Another interesting twist follows On their return to the station the guy stopped and pointed at a black feather on the ground I heard none of their conversation at this point but could see by the fear in the guy s eye that he was worried by the sight of it He absolutely refused to handle it but decided that he would mail it to someone called NAME NAME You may know of this person I had never heard of him before but concluded that he must be a good guy as he has such a title although these things can often be deceptive and the guy and girl both spoke well of him I would not trust the opinion of the guy murderers are evil but the girl I knew could be trusted Anyway the girl was forced to carry this feather to the station but there it was abandoned This puzzled me but I soon realised why The guy had planned to send it to NAME NAME as evidence that they had sighted NAME However on the girl mentioning that the feather was rather battered and showed evidence of NAME being in a fight the guy changed his mind and decided that NAME NAME would nt want it So it was discarded on the platform Not known to either I picked it up as I followed them onto the train I have not mentioned for fear of my safety that I am actually a fullytrained crime detective who used to work for the police force This information is essential for you to believe the following I carry with me a small bag of useful items of which is included that wonderful stuff know as fingertip dust While the guy s back was turned I carried out a fingertip test on the inside door on the train which the guy had touched as he went to find a seat I kept a copy of the prints which I found there At the first station we came to the girl disembarked I followed knowing she was now safe from the clutches of her murderous friend The last thing I saw of him was his sinister and smug expression as the train groaned out of the station I lost all track of the girl as I was distracted by the exiting train However I knew it was not important to follow her She I am certain was innocent of any involvement It is the guy in the green hat who is guilty And I have proof At no point did the guy actually handle the feather which I managed to save However on my getting home and conducting a fingertip search on it I discovered an exact match with the NUM of the guy s from on the train door How could they be there if he had nt handled the feather NAME He had obviously handled NAME at some point and that would have been at the time of his murder How the feather got to where it was we shall probably never know but it is clear that the guy had had some contact with it in the past A very dangerous guy he is indeed I include a description of him for any photofits that may be necessary to be published short gelless mouseybrown hair This hairstyle I heard him mention has been the same since he was little NAME and NAME black shoes Navy blue coat light brown jeans NAME full of all sorts of stuff box of tissues towel pen notepad NAME for measuring cracks in the walls of his flat spoke with a mild scottish accent seemed to turn Irish when he said the word NUM seemed to condescend to answering to the name of NAME I urge you if you see this guy do not approach him He is highly dangerous You should call the police at once As I said as far as I am aware all the above facts are true I hope my tale sheds a little more light on the mystery of NAME I can only assume that he lies in some small grave somewhere CHAR grave of NAME s making NAME NAME Yours anonymously NAME Well what do you think of that My initial response was to regard this as a hoax or the crazy ravings of a poor disillusioned person from NAME who has lost it somewhere However we can never be too sure of these things Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re SCANDAL IS RIFE AMOUNG FUTURE OCCUPANTS OF NAME NAME Hi NAME I still do nt have a grovelling email Here is the website address you asked for WEBSITE NAME trekking Hope you liked the interesting tale I just HAD to forward it on to you and NAME What did you make of it NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE TEXT MESSAGES NAME CHAR in whatever Just got your text message It works Glad you liked the email Thought what NAME said was all a bit far fetched but you cannot deny that you said those things and circumstances obviously led him to believe in his theory Oh dear oh dear NAME How does it feel to be falsely accused I know You do nt have to tell me Have just finished our church prayer and bible study meeting NAME and challenging stuff NAME is a great book The NAME is great NAME is the GREATEST Well bye for now NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE I like grovelling emails Oh I liked that People grovelling at your feet is such fun However I know you did nt really mean most of it you ll be back to your slanderings soon no doubt Glad you liked my email but as I said I deserve no credit for it all material there was anonymously sent to me I was just passing it on to interested parties Rest assured that I as a sweet innocent and naive girl do not believe any of the slanderous accusations sent your way Having said that I have a suspision that the accusations may continue and if NAME gets a hint of your fleeing the country this will no doubt increase his suspisions Oh dear poor you In answer to some of the questions you asked Yes I did get your text messages both of them The number they were sent from was NUM NUM NUM I guess that is you re mum s phone no Do nt worry I ll not reply to her phone No I have not received any form of communication from our very own NAME NAME He did not reply to your second text message and I have had no response from him regarding the card I sent him or the NAME tale I sent yesterday I guess he is busy with work I hope he liked them anyway I go to NAME at the end of August the th in fact We got the information pack about the cottage we are going to stay in and it looks so cute and quaint I amreally looking forward to going now but it is still ages away I am still job seraching but rapidly giving up hope and resigning myself to the inevitable I have a lsit of tasks to do though which should keep me very busy and earn my uni support from my parents Yesterday I had to do a whole load of washing ironing cleaning tidying and cooking CHAR proper little housewife but without the husband Suits me fine Well I d better go and ghet on with my tasks for today Oh what fun Bye NAME NAME holidays NAME Forgot to say in the last email have a great time in NAME and do nt get sunstroke Have fun NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Buckets of rain are a real pain NAME s shirts are found safe but not sound Hi NAME CHAR Lets deal with the questions first I am still job searching Does that still apply No Given up Are you alive Well actually no I m dead Hello there Greetings from the grave Thanks for the postcard I got it this morning the text message and the email Glad to hear that you had a great holiday and so enjoyed the heat I am waiting until the time is optimum before I divulge my encounters over my holiday NAME has instructed me to remain secretive for a few days Oh really Well hurry up about it I could do with another funfilled account of NAME Anyway I detect that you are preparing something else in connection with NAME as a followup to your unanimously wellreceived Voyager leaflet When will it be ready I eagerly anticipate its publication NAME has informed be about it well actually ideas are rather thin on the ground I think it must be due to NAME s absense from NAME if he did truely follow you to the NAME Perhaps something might emerge once I hear accounts of your holiday NAME says NUM cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by NAME at the moment Did you know about these too no but NAME did say he d recieved a postcard from you that allegedly shows NAME in about NUM effervations is that what he was referring to NAME is deliciously cool NAME NAME is ridiculously NAME Me and mam went up to NAME yesterday to see NAME and NAME in their lovely new house and it was BUCKETING with rain Actually I have had several excursions over the border in the last few weeks We went for a drive to the borders and had a walk and a picnic and last week we went to NAME for the day needless to say it rained on both occasions By the way NAME says Disturbing news NAME has got friends lots of friends They are planning an invasion of earth and mean to subdue us humans This is a time of great need which is why I am on holiday in NAME Well Another malicious rumour What do you think What do I think I think NAME is living up to his name NAME Silly and being his usual crazy self Evidently nothing terrible happened as I saw him last week when I was down in NAME and he seemed perfectly fine Did you hear that I rescued NAME s shirts I was in NAME last Tuesday I think I went to see NAME NAME who s been working at NAME NAME Open University for the past NUM weeks On my way back to the station I decided to pop into NAME s and see if the lockups in NUM were accessible I persuaded NAME who was in a very surly mood to give me the keys and went and rummaged around till I discovered them crumpled in a heap on a very dirty floor in the Bfloor lockup His NAME is a real state but it along with his shirts and waistcoat were valiantly not rescued by myself I rang NAME to tell him and he was really pleased about it and even more chuffed when I said I d bring some of them down for him when I went to NAME I went to stay the weekend with NAME and on the Friday we found NAME at his punting place and arranged to go to his house for tea on the saturday That was really nice his family are lovely and then we went punting in the dark great stuff I had never punted before and decided on my first attempt that I was totally useless at it I guess with practice I could be OK NAME was pretty good and NAME and NAME were practically pro s We had a great time chatting about NAME NAME s Fenlanders singing NAME and NAME and NAME songs and generally larking about NAME stunning and cunning So what am I up to now Well at present I am printing out some leaflets which I ve been busy designing over the past few days A friend at church asked me to do it and I said I would as I like playing on my computer and also hope to get a bit of dosh out of it I am also still responsible for the cleaning of our home that s why it s a pigsty at the moment and I m getting really excited about going on holiday Well I await with eager anticipation the arrival of your account of your holidays I warn you NAME s instructions for secrecy had better prove to be worthwhile Well printing is finished now so I d better go and sort the stuff out Bye for now Take care NAME PS are you mad NAME silly question of course you are Why did you ring NAME NAME from NAME Was the microwave a bargain or something NAME An extract from NAME NAME s NAME Abbey As far as I have had opportunity of judging it appears that the usual style of letter writing among women is faultless except in NUM particulars And what are they A general deficiency of subject a total inattention to stops and a very frequent ignorance of grammer NAME I learnt to play chess on holiday I ll beat you next term oh will you now Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Secrecy on NAME s movements remains unlifted NAME no I most certainly did not enjoy the show The reason being that all I saw of it was some dumb message saying that my computer cannot open the file Pants It certainly made me turn in my grave I can tell you sorry you missed the funeral by the way you were in NAME I guess I ll have to wait till I next go to NAME which wo nt be for ages as I do nt think I ll get the chance to next week and then I m on holiday the week after All very annoying unless you can think of some other way to let me see the pictures how about sending them via email as jpeg files like you did with the NAME is not wet enough NUM Just a though And also you know how you sent me The tales of NAME via an email attachment Well as that is a Word document and my computer does not have the annoying programme I have nt been able to read that one either Could you send it as a normal email Give it a shot if you can otherwise I ll just have to wait Do you know I think my dad is starting to go loopy At lunch time one of our annoying pigeons had the brazen cheek to march straight up to our back door It is a hideous combination of a white dove and a normal pigeon and is therefore rather distinct I ve seen it loads of times before and buckets of water do not frighten the horrid thing away Anyway Dad s response to seeing it was to greet it with a friendly Oh hello there NAME Oh dear Well I just laughed my head off at the thought of dad being on a similar level to you and NAME I may soon have some interesting tales to tell of NAME and her friends However I can assure you that she is not a goodie She is a pest if ever there was one sent by someone to annoy the life out of the NAME family I HATE PIGEONS Well I d better go now Hope you have a fun weekend Bye for now NAME NAME a recent post script from my sister NAME after I told her of your soontobe revelations about your holiday with NAME I quote PS NAME is a complete total and utter nutter Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Secrecy on NAME s movements remains unlifted NAME no I most certainly did not enjoy the show The reason being that all I saw of it was some dumb message saying that my computer cannot open the file Pants It certainly made me turn in my grave I can tell you sorry you missed the funeral by the way you were in NAME I guess I ll have to wait till I next go to NAME which wo nt be for ages as I do nt think I ll get the chance to next week and then I m on holiday the week after All very annoying unless you can think of some other way to let me see the pictures how about sending them via email as jpeg files like you did with the NAME is not wet enough NUM Just a though And also you know how you sent me The tales of NAME via an email attachment Well as that is a Word document and my computer does not have the annoying programme I have nt been able to read that one either Could you send it as a normal email Give it a shot if you can otherwise I ll just have to wait Do you know I think my dad is starting to go loopy At lunch time one of our annoying pigeons had the brazen cheek to march straight up to our back door It is a hideous combination of a white dove and a normal pigeon and is therefore rather distinct I ve seen it loads of times before and buckets of water do not frighten the horrid thing away Anyway Dad s response to seeing it was to greet it with a friendly Oh hello there NAME Oh dear Well I just laughed my head off at the thought of dad being on a similar level to you and NAME I may soon have some interesting tales to tell of NAME and her friends However I can assure you that she is not a goodie She is a pest if ever there was one sent by someone to annoy the life out of the NAME family I HATE PIGEONS Well I d better go now Hope you have a fun weekend Bye for now NAME NAME a recent post script from my sister NAME after I told her of your soontobe revelations about your holiday with NAME I quote PS NAME is a complete total and utter nutter Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re An altered Questionnaire Hi NAME NUM Name as it appears on your birth certificate NAME NAME NAME NAME how did you know that It s top secret Only my parents were supposed to know NUM Nicknames Epitomy of Normality Grammatical Princess NAME Miss NAME Captain NAME I like it NUM Tattoos NAME that s top secret too NUM How much do you love your job Being in charge of NAME s NAME NAME plc was absolutely great huh Pigs might fly NAME might be dead The sun might shine in NAME It might be summer NAME might tell the truth You and NAME might still be my friends NUM NAME NAME quite correct NUM Loved somebody so much it made you cry NAME yes NAME sorry but I have to object to that I do nt love NAME I have a high regard for him I have certainly never cried over him NUM Why NAME is nearing his th year phew he s getting to be an old bird NUM NAME Oh to be an intergalactic raven soaring through the stars by NAME NAME published by New Worship Songs October NUM wahay NAME s music career is launched in style NUM Word or phrase NAME I HATE PIGEONS NAME NAME NAME very funny NUM When was your last hospital visit NUM years ago but I m expecting a more permanent one soon if I keep talking about intergalactic ravens like this see you there NAME Thanks That was fun Yes I have had contact from NAME He asked me to join your punting party in September That should be great fun NAME said you were planning on going when are you travelling down I guess you ll be going by train so we could meet up at NAME if you want I want to investigate the cheap tickets asap as I ca nt afford much I AM SKINT Well let me know and when are you going to email me the Tales of NAME Have fun NAME NAME another NAME NAME quote this time from NAME and Prejudice For what do we live but to make sport of our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re NAME Party NAME hello Thanks for the Tales of NAME I think NAME would like to see them so I ll forward them to her She thinks we re all mad I still have nt been able to see The Emissary much to my annoyance I was in NAME today dropping some stuff off at the flat and we went round to the library before we left I went in and as soon as I d logged on was asked to get out as they were shutting the IT room PANTS I could have then popped into college but we had to be back in NAME within NUM mins so that we could let NAME in the house when she got back from work Never mind I saw NAME while I was at the flats she s moved in and her sister is staying there with her too NAME was also there come to see NAME so that was nice Well my holiday to NAME is approaching yippee I ll send you a postcard I have so many people to send them too that it s going to cost me a fortune in stamps We have to set off dead early on NAME morning about am so that we can be in NAME on time for the start of the party at my aunty s We have to pick NAME up from NAME on the way too Oh it s going to be a nightmare travelling all that way Never mind again Well gotta go and make tea Have fun with NAME Bye NAME PS sorry no more suitable quotes at present And no I was nt dissing NAME How dare you suggest such a thing Would I do that NAME I have nt checked up about trains yet How lazy is that NAME I m a NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE atomic clocks whatever next Hi NAME NAME it had to appear eventually nice although I m not sure if it sounds quite right SECTION NUM LIFE NAME s Punting Party is life not in my case I ve decided that I wo nt be going after all Having looked at possible train fares and reviewing the state of my bank balance I came to the conclusion that I simple cannot justify spending all that money Very annoying I hate money but it is a necessity in this world and I ca nt always spend it as I want to Having already been down to NAME once these holidays I do nt think I can afford to go again It means I have to forgo the pleasure of having fun with you guys but I ll see you all soon after it anyway I guess you can tell I m trying to look on the bright side here I m sure you ll all have a great time anyway we do nt know the personality of the sheep cows and chickens down in NAME They may be vicious They probably are you have nt met NAME s Fenlanders yet Now when do you return from you holiday next Saturday You are a NAME you think I did nt know that SECTION NUM NAME With regards to shutting the IT room could nt you go to a different level or were they all shut to you think I did nt check that out How dumb do you think I am Failing that why did nt you use the secret computer console which Quon had installed for us devotees in the depths of the library You know the code for its activation NAME is Cool since when I am tempted to take serious offence to this How dare you not tell me about this sooner I m going to have to take this up with NAME and have him up before the NAME NAME Council for his discriminatory behaviour Shocking I am really devastated about it My holiday will be ruined SECTION NUM ATOMIC CLOCKS To Be Continued well whatever next NAME seems to have gone to your head It was all very amusing though even if it was a display of lunacy on your part I look forward with interest to your next installment Is this your attempt at a novel NAME was telling me about his story that he wrote while on holiday in NAME Do nt expect me to return from NAME with a story about well I do nt know what Well what else do I have to say Oh yes NAME has not been living up to her occupation ie dossing these past NUM days She spent yesterday with her younger sister NAME who recieved her NAME results She got NUM CHAR s and NUM CHAR Well we had lots of jobs to do for mam in town bits and NAME to buy for the holiday so I was well whacked by the time we got home The weather has been sooooo hot here too summer has eventually arrived Today I have been ironing constantly I started at NUM this morning stopped for NUM mins to have lunch and then continued until NAME You have no idea how many items of clothes there are in this house My dad s hankerchiefs are the most annoying he insists they are nicely ironed and folded only for him to scrunch them up in his pocket Then I prepared the chicken an ucky task for roasting and sorted the vege for tea which I now have to go and switch on Then this evening I have to pack then help dad pack the car then go to bed early before getting up at am so we are ready to leave at NUM I am going to be so whacked I ll not be fit for a party Well gotta go and attend to a roast bird not NAME I m glad to say but I wish it was NAME only I would nt eat it as she continues to grace our garden with her unwanted presense Bye for now have a fun week I certainly hope to NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Oh you are awful Hi NAME The reason you ca nt access the emails is probably because you very efficiently put them in a folder labelled NAME right The Webmail product cannot access folders it only checks your inbox I look forward with growing anticipation to receiving them when you next go to NAME Yes Well as for my first week back in bonny NAME I am enjoying it but am rather bored I too have been seeking solace in tidying and organising my room books academic work computer files etc I ve organised reorganised and cleaned up my computer goodness knows how many times Just kidding actually I ve only done it a few times seriously Thank you very much for sending me this email not only do I get to enjoy reading it I also get to enjoy writing a reply Did you enjoy your sister s graduation How funny to meet up with NAME NAME I m pleased to hear you enjoyed the NAME convention We almost went on Sunday but obviously not quite I think I may have met NAME NAME at that ordination service in NAME Is he the one who has a church in NAME I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork I bet that would have been amusing to watch So let me get this straight you danced around your room all day Monday and Tuesday brandishing a pitchfork in midair Weird heathen rituals What on earth did your family think My room is now pretty shipshape and covered in posters and photographs Are you trying to shock me It wo nt work I m past shocking Actually I m not I ca nt resist saying that a tidy room covered in pictures and photographs is rather a contradiction in terms A lecture will not follow this time Are you excited about your sister s wedding NAME I guess that s a pretty silly question Well I hope it all goes well my birthday present a pink handle Well I ve seen actually heard I m not sure what seeing would do to my retinal attachments it all now A scanner with a pink handle Cool I m not allowed to open it until Saturday so I m getting rather excited for that That would explain the strange pitchfork rituals When you get bored you can always write me some more funny emails May I just take this opportunity to say You have absolutely NO IDEA of what you have just let yourself in for I have sent the email about NAME at the same time as this one NAME ha ha sorry I just laughed out loud I suddenly thought about NAME punting on the river with some innocent tourists in tow then suddenly scaring them senseless by jumping up and down flapping his arms and croaking like a demented raven NAME has a lot to answer for Every time I see a crow here and there are LOTS around here I think could you be NAME Not really seriously I saw a whole flock of crows yesterday while I was out a bike ride the intergalactic advance party for the invasion of the Scottish Borders Well obviously do nt you agree I am still wearing my NAME bracelet and it is still helping me to behave NAME My invisible one is getting a bit worn so I ll need to get it mended Really the fraying hem is just appalling However it can be very difficult to stick to being good when your family are doing your head in Do nt tell me they re in the We Love Pitchforks club too They wo nt let me play my NAME NAME NAME can you believe that No You re lying Put your bracelet back on Actually that s a shame May I suggest headphones It is such a waste not to play that wonderful music My commiseration s fellow sufferer I am coming to the conclusion that they are all rather like NAME in their approach to hymns Oh dear How awful Very funny They will have a hard time living with you for NUM months if that s the case Have you got a job yet I have nt I m not going to look for one until the end of August when I return from my holiday Please email soon Emails are fun I do nt get nearly enough of them Yours and one from NAME are the only NUM which I ve had yet CHAR pitying sigh emerges from the reader I ve been learning to cook So far I have made the dinner most days since I got back It is quite an interesting experience I also did the shopping myself today NAME in voice of fiveyearold who proudly announces the achievement of some minor feat I also came across the photo s of NAME in a compromising situation today I really do nt know what we should do with them He has absolutely no idea of their existence you know Incidentally you never said goodbye last Friday I am utterly devastated Seriously I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet Computing at NAME Do nt tell me you have nt read it I m amazed Utterly confounded Bemused confused and finally shocked Section NUM Never forget that the person on the other end is human It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of face toface communication I quite agree Email has its limitations Oh well I have now written you NUM words NUM was actually the th sad most of them misplaced and probably misinformed as to the true nature of their purpose Anyway take care have a corking weekend and also resistance is futile See you NAME in NAME This email contains NUM words I expect at least as many in return All that remains is for me to wish you a very happy birthday on Saturday You will wave goodbye to your teenage years with some sorrow hopefully but you will get to open your scanner and will find solace in its electronic parts I do nt doubt HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAME Hi NAME I am about to dispel from you mind any idea however remote that I have even the slightest shred of sanity within me Oh well here goes Credits NAME nonsense NAME in NAME nonsense NAME in CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF NAME NUM evening many many moons ago when I was sojourning in the room of NAME we began to weave a strange and haunting tale A strange and haunting tale indeed As I inhaled a questionable habit copious quantities of NAME s extra strong coffee powder I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room On hearing this NAME looked up slightly startled I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives NAME s emotional balance Fluffy Hi NAME I m really pleased you had a great birthday As for being out of your teens I would nt worry too much about it However I would agree that you are now very old Just kidding Seriously Glad to hear you like your scanner they re very useful peripherals I suspect it will help you enormously if you make any more posters CHAR fluffy penguin hmmm What colour Now before continuing on towards the main body of this epistle I would humbly and fervently beg of you to please use NUM spaces between your sentences This onespacehooliganism is driving my sentenceconstructionneurosis to distraction Thank you o grammatical princess NAME Furthermore I am totally fed up of going through emails and ensuring all the sentences are double spaced It is becoming tiresome as NAME appears to have the same disease as you NAME does not but then she is an English student So yes I have only heard from NAME and NAME since you emailed last NAME as you knew was judging that Christian Schools Conference and NAME seems to be looking for work Other than that she writes highly amusing emails about cookery NAME s comments on flat cooking to NAME Glad to hear about your cooking now there s NUM of us who can cook do nt trust NAME and NAME s cooking do nt trust NAME s methods of cooking tend to be of the What s this How interesting I ll put that in then variety I thought that was highly amusing as you might have guessed NAME sent me these questions via email which I answered as follows NUM How many sheep are there in your house None Animals are nor welcome in my abode even sheep NUM How many sheep are there in your garden Once again none usually You see since our garden is literally a ploughed field tractor and plough came last week there is no motivation for sheep to grace it with their presence Oh well we shall soon plant a nice lawn for them NUM How many sheep are there in your village NUM do not live in a village I live in the COUNTRY Ie no nasty unhygienic people in close proximity abiding I live surrounded by fields some of which contain sheep NUM grass and other natural produce of the Scottish Borders agricultural system I have never taken the time to count the sheep just the NUM and therefore NUM cannot give you an exact figure NAME Will this ruin your life for good NUM How many sheep are there in your county Check the internet I would nt like to hazard a guess I might be gloriously and utterly wrong NUM How many sheep are there in NAME Multiply the population of NAME by the number of people in NAME divided by the number of daffodils in NAME The sheep as well put by a young foreign guest of our family last summer is after all the national hero There is a statue of him in a quaint southern Scottish town that s what prompted this epitaph Now NAME Well I m glad you thought Tales of NAME version NUM was funny I did However I m quite stunned to hear of poor lost bewildered frightened angry annoyed cross little NAME searching for me somewhere in NAME I was so sure it was him I saw the other day diligently pecking in my newly ploughed garden Oh dear I may have been mistaken Yes I agree I d better inform NAME immediately this is becoming serious CHAR raven s emotional balance is at stake Anyway my return from University with a water pistol has prompted my younger brother NAME to purchase a NAME NUM like NAME s so we are no longer safe even at home Following that our neighbour s son bought a NAME NUM like NAME s so the entire area is in a continual state of unrest There have been rumours of a police state being declared with the NAME conglomerate as the dictatorial government but I do nt believe that You may be interested to know that I have bought a Mission Praise Music Edition and am thoroughly enjoying practising the songs in it Not that I m any good at them At church this morning we had someone called NAME NAME preaching obviously not your dad but funny that he has the same name Hope you are feeling well I m looking forward to the return of NAME NAME on television next week NAME has asked me to record them so we can all watch them in the flat next year Well considering the following thoughts of NAME s on NAME NAME I do nt know if all will go as planned NAME says NAME refuses to be subject to conversations on the subjects of Work NAME NAME Quality of food Quantity of food Boys NAME NAME TV scheduling for the next few hours of that day NAME s mess NAME s fussiness NAME NAME I am going to be a leader at a Scripture NAME camp in a week s time Yesterday morning I discovered that someone from NAME s is going on the very same camp Not only that but she was in my bible study group last year Amazing The weather here is abysmal rain at NUM degrees NUM degrees and NUM degrees That s the inclination of the droplets not the temperature Writing of temperature I m noticing how chilly it is up here compared to NAME NAME He admits feeling cold Call an ambulance Totally out of the blue do nt you think NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is simply delirious Pure and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water NAME o in whatever really NAME NAME NAME Fill this land with the Father s glory NUM Words NAME NAME No I have not yet attempted to use the washing machine Cooking and baking are my starting points Also have you been checking that these emails are exactly NUM words long Please do It s an uncanny innate ability I seem to possess Sometimes I wonder just how wonderful NUM person can be NAME vs Pigeons a fight to the death Good day o Grammatical Princess How s it going NAME s NAME NAME No NUM Well That email was FANTASTIC I REALLY enjoyed reading it I laughed myself to sleep last night NAME but a totally different style of writing than usual The words were a lot longer averaging NUM letters per word rather than the usual NUM and NUM Mine s NUM NAME Also do nt think I m forgetting that you wrote NUM congratulations You must have been in an eloquent mood It was also really funny with some of the phrases sounding like they came straight out of NAME I now have the required technology to do it Captain NAME NAME Some of the phrases of course did not sound like they came straight out of NAME in the NAME I guess that s said best with an Irish accent Yes there have been developments in the Where is NAME situation See email titled NAME sighted in tree I am going to attempt to capture possible candidates for the renegade NUM on film I was wondering Since your scanner and programme seems really good not to mention cool you ve said that more than once now would it be possible for you to alter a photo of a dumblooking raven and say give it facial expression If so then the possibilities are limitless The tales of NAME could take on a totally new dimension No pun intended If that would be possible then I ll take some photos develop them and email you them at some point Probably not until the week after next as I ll be away on this NAME camp which incidentally is not with NAME NAME You deduced incorrectly there Do nt jump to conclusions Grammatical Princess By the way if you do set up a website then please give me the address No questions asked With regards to the water guns issue no I have nt been soaked yet However I doubt that s because my I m unsoakable air has followed me home I quite simply have nt taken part in any attacks yet My brother comes in dripping every night though So PIGEONS NAME I hate them NAME NAME NAME I love that NAME NAME NAME line it fills my heart with mirth and merriment laughter overflowing through my veins Actually NAME hates pigeons too However his eyes burn with laserlike beams which harry them as they fly sizzling their feathers and dismembering their spleens NAME NAME NAME NAME No NUM I bet you wish you had laserlike beams in your eyes Although I do nt think you d be too safe to be around some of the time I like the following quote from your last email it is nice to physically damage the wretched birds Well well well NAME the Pigeon Slayer Who would have thought it Also Pigeons are from another dimension and sent here to bemuse and confound us lowly and ignorant human beings NAME well I think I prefer NAME the Pigeon Slayer to NAME the Insane Stellar Physicist Am I guessing right that they are sent by NAME I hope not Devious raven This wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair Well Grammatical Princess have you abdicated What you just wrote was that you determine CHAR that your wedding will be a nice simple affair In other words you found out that etc Ie somehow you have found out what was going to happen in the future NAME dodgy If I can trick anyone into marrying me The most masterfully and skillfully planned NAME trick of the century NAME and deception will know no limits NAME joking I m sure you ll manage somehow I have spent a lot of time recently wondering about traditions I ve spent the last year wondering about them specifically NAME s Why do we have to have cakes piled on top of each other NAME So the one at the top does nt fall down of course I would have thought that was obvious Who ever heard of floating cakes You are turning into a southerner showing signs of being a normal human being Do nt insult me CHAR epitomy of normality Kidding Thank you for what I take as a compliment Well I have waffled now for far too long I most sincerely disagree One can never have enough waffles Now in an email dated th June you said the following If any of you happen to be up here at all during the summer let me know and I can meet up with you Well I shall hold you to your word I intend to go down to NAME for the day sometime during the week beginning th July to have a look at my flat get some textbooks check email hunt for NAME etc Do you think there s any chance you will be down around the same time Let me know NAME sometimes I wonder just how brilliant NUM man can be in My egotism is fake just in case you thought I really believed that NAME NAME shine Fill this land with the Father s glory NAME NAME NAME Set our hearts on fire NAME river flow NAME the nations with grace and mercy Send forth Your word NAME and let there be light NAME Thanks for double spacing but I only received single spaces it must be the email programs Oh well see you have fun By the way have you told any of your family about NAME Except from your sister NAME NAME SIGHTED IN TREE News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of NAME the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary An eyewitness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting Saturday th July NUM NAME In a tree near NAME NAME is a little known area in NAME s national park Exact location NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Our eyewitness source is a NAME NAME from NAME Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong it may not have been NAME who I saw Her fascinating ideas on the reason for NAME to be so far north are as follows I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that NAME is now stationed in NAME and he was on his way there As the NUM flies NAME is directly midway between NAME and NAME s home Is this just a stunning coincidence When we asked NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion NAME s immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable However she did later make the following public statement I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people s noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy When questioned further she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here NAME s account of NAME s behaviour shed s little light on the situation He was so evidently grumpy squawking NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him NAME is a technical term What could have made NAME so mad Is NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting NAME NAME DIFFERENT is spelled RIGHT about it so that he can telepathically communicate with NAME and put him back on the right course A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read However there is only NUM person who can tell us what we need to know and that s NAME but where is NAME NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade NUM We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumblooking raven CHAR leaked report from NAME s NAME NAME Ltd later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of NAME pending an official investigation by the NAME NAME Council We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs Remember keep your eyes open for NAME All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for NAME NAME NAME Telephone number NUM NUM NUM Please ask for NAME before describing you sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance Thank you Weddings Hi there CHAR Grammatical Princess Well I do nt think I can manage to reply to that email without referring to weddings do you For the record the statistics are that you wrote about NUM of you last email on the wedding Amazing It sounds as if you had a really busy and mentally emotionally etc exhausting few days I hope you enjoyed it and you have already said that it is a memory you will carry with you to your grave Not in those exact words though I m kind of glad I do nt have an older sister to get married though it seems very strange So who is it that you re going on NAME camp with Well I ve been on the camp now hence the lack of emails for which I apologise and it was fantastic I went with NAME NAME whom I do nt know if you know She was a fourth year in NAME last year from NAME Anyway the camp was really good although I am absolutely totally mindnumbingly exhausted I only got NUM hours of sleep per night for the week Sleeping in a dormitory with NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic tenyear old kids has many disadvantages However I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left I just cannot understand how NAME can do one of those camps this NAME She ca nt be human I was in NAME NAME yesterday not to see the golf but to get a kettle and it was totally packed because of the Open I m going to NAME on Saturday though and looking forward to it all except the heat the flight and the language difficulties I only speak Scottish and English Oh well It will be an experience I am sure Okay NAME Princess just what is this discomknockerated pinnickity You ve got to be joking Let me know about when you come down to NAME I intend to go down to NAME on Wednesday If you are coming down then you can either meet up with me during the day or you can opt for the more interesting option Be in NAME station at NUM am Make sure you are not followed Avoid all radio communication Leave you weapons behind Embark upon coach CHAR on the NUM train from NAME to NAME NAME Street Sit down in the seat next to the guy in the green hat He will offer you a black jelly baby Take it eat it and say hello He will speak to you Ask for another jelly baby Well the choice is yours Also how DARE you quote me out of context which you seem to do pretty often Simply because it s fun As to the NAME situation has NAME shed any more light on the subject yet Yes Have you been emailing him about NAME It s just that I received this email from him in which he called you a poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it somewhere Here follows the full story courtesy of NAME just in case you have nt received it yet It s true Reports are coming in of sightings of a lifeless Raven lying below a tree somewhere in NAME It seems the Raven in question was attempting some form of strange and twisted communication ritual involving bizarre movements of the head The word on the street is that this supposed Raven could actually be the one known only as NAME an intergalactic ambassador from the CHAR NAME We now turn to our reporter on the scene So exactly how many reports have we had in Reporter Well actually not that many How many Reporter Well ummm not very many at all really HOW MANY Reporter Well actually just the one Just the one Who from Reporter The eyewitness was NUM NAME NAME who appeared to be quite flustered and claimed she had seen the raven lying below the tree She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for NUM We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however FOLKS I am hearing some breaking news WHAT SURELY NOT Folks I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax set up by some poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird The name NAME has been banded about in relation to the NAME incident and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported death of NAME NUM LIVES ON Well what do you think My response is as follows What NAME is dead Oh thank goodness it s just a hoax That had be badly shaken for a moment there Do I take it rightly then that you have performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of NAME Just wait till I see you I am most displeased I arranged a legally binding contract with NAME s NAME NAME Ltd I am not about to take this lying down some poor disillusioned girl from NAME who lost it Enough of the sympathy This is serious now NAME appeared to me in a dream last night I had eaten some cheese the night before Here is what I can remember of my dream As I slept I saw a hazy black object speeding across a seemingly huge expanse of silvery grey sky As I watched the object began to grow in size and became darker and blacker than the deepest hole or cave you can imagine What appeared to be stars began to spiral towards the object until there were so many that they flowed into it in the likeness of a milky river glistening with hundreds and thousands of precious stones Then the scene changed suddenly I was standing on the top of a huge mountain overlooking a city which I recognised As I watched an arrow of flaming fire appeared from the north and sped down into the heart of the city Sounds of wailing and moaning reached my ears as the entire city was consumed The scene changed once again I found myself standing on the banks of a cool shallow river On the opposite bank a shadowy figure was lurking I called on him in clear and ringing tones to show himself He wore darkness as a cloak and his face was more alive looking than any I had ever beheld He was a raven He spoke to me in a language I did not understand using words NUM cannot remember However I understood his message His face began to swim before me I could see cities kings and nations in his eyes Then all was black The dream is interpreted as follows In the opening scene we see NAME winging his way across the hiajfhboj which is the equivalent of the lowlands in his home planet of NAME sometimes described as Planet of the NAME The increase in NAME s size correlates to his flourishing knowledge of the ways of men His similarity to a black hole emphasises the idea persistent in Siluhfodascian literature that they alone will NUM day know everything that there shall be no end to their knowledge and dominion The river of stars represent those who oppress and defy NAME his people the NAME and their ways Many are those bright perhaps in their own way but ultimately consumed This scene represents the power and majesty of the NAME The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss NAME The city represents NAME and the judgement upon NAME for staging NAME s death is inevitable This is a joke by the way NAME is probably a lovely place The arrow from the north is NAME stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode This scene represents the terror and judgement of the NAME In the final scene the river portrays the uncrossable divide between the land of men and the NAME No man can ever set foot in NAME perhaps this is just as well The raven is a picture of NAME s people Their knowledge and antiquity burning bright but cloaked from us by vast distances in time and space Telepathic thought as a means of communication is briefly referred to here The sudden end of the dream suggests a hint of what lies in the future for NAME Could they be trying to pass on some of their ways and dominion to us as their time runs out This scene represents the personality and communicativeness of the NAME Thank you NAME of that what you will but it s message is startlingly clear to me I fear it came as a warning against us becoming to familiar with NAME as to stage elaborate hoaxes Enough no more tis not as much as it was before NAME Well why do nt you carry on the tale NAME We would all appreciate some sort of defence from you in the midst of all these accusations of fraud and deception which are being flung at you I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up Absolutely not NAME and I have a very unique bond He followed me to NAME camp He observed me playing frisbee golf and football was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by tenyear olds peered through my dorm window as I caught some brief sleep Yes I have had contact with NAME not to mention my dream Such eyes are reserved for only NAME I did not copy them from Superman Honestly I copied them from a book I read about NUM years ago only it was vultures eyes there and they were orange Please give me a little more credit than that They would think I was mad associating with people who talk about such things Well so would mine To them the name of NAME is a dead secret All my email transcripts and files in which he is mentioned are passwordprotected documents with my disks under lock and key That includes this one This thing HAS to be getting on for NUM words not that I m counting Yes NUM to be accurate Congratulations Well NAME This one I m afraid is not as long It is only NUM Well please reply soon so that I know whether or not to bring some jelly babies on Wednesday See you NAME I m slightly reluctant in writing the following in case you think it s scandalous and shocking but I will anyway since NAME did to me and he s the CU rep Yours in NAME NAME CHAR NAME Email NAME Captain NAME of the Federation Starship Voyager I come in peace This is the much awaited very grovelling email Firstly I hope you enjoyed our trip to NAME I did it was great fun Have you received a reply from WEBSITE and sent you a text message Anyway on to the grovelling CHAR NAME am most sincerely sorry and do humbly beg of your forgiveness for concocting in the most vile and despicable manner wicked and fiendishly depraved unwholesome and maliciously scandalous rumours concerning your most honourable and gracious person I consider myself an object of utter dismay and abject misery doomed to internal torment inflicted by my electronic actions I am deemed wholly unworthy as a consequence of my actions and crave your graceful indulgence unbefitting as it is on this horrendously inopportune occasion Once again I apologise fervently and beseech you with all the humility such a wretch can muster Okay I m glad I do nt have to do that often Thanks for your email about NAME I am not amused I am really It was frightfully funny and I laughed Excellent work It will be archived and brought out at the end of third year in Tales of NAME The Early Years a booklet which will be made Perhaps you could assist with this nearer the time Firstly please do nt close down NAME s NAME NAME I noticed a sweet and innocent girl You had more luck than me kept turning to check that she was nt being followed I later discovered that this was a result if a direct order from the guy she met How dare you sent that to NAME He ll think I m weird Understatement of the year they went into a bank where the girl nearly fell asleep Sorry NAME NAME must be a good guy as he has such a title NAME ve or what He is as thickly embroiled in this plot as I am I shall work out the details while I am in NAME By the way I hope you have nt been getting the idea that I m fleeing the country No Well I just gave it to you Do nt tell NAME Your personality profile of me has a lot to be desired a murderer dark and sinister A very dangerous guy highly dangerous sinister and smug expression Anyway I shall forgive you The email was very funny However I feel I must protest my innocence I have NOT killed NAME I am NOT fleeing the country to a secret location deep in the Swiss NAME to escape the wrath of the NAME I have a feeling that his excellency NAME is very much alive and well and will reappear to all at the beginning of next term I do not think it would be presumptuous to assume he may appear at various welltimed intervals during the vacation to NUM or more of our number by unconventional ways and means However we must be patient and wait before the entire picture concerning his whereabouts this summer are known to us all I hope to be totally cleared of all charges and reinstated in my rightful role as performer of the Universal Greeting You NAME I trust The Emissary will deal gently with despite your unwillingness to continue searching for him NAME no doubt shall have his telepathic powers increased which will increase his knowledge of the ways of NAME But wait these are only my hopes and dreams My aspirations may seem delusional to some but I like them Anyway when are you going on holiday to NAME I looked up the Voyager web page quite cool I liked the map and the picture of the holographic doctor Oh how cool is he Anyway have you had a text message reply from NAME yet Please do nt reply to any of my text messages if your getting them via mobile phone as it is my Mum s Thank you I m now pretty tired so I probably ca nt write any more Have a nice time during the next NUM weeks I ll send you a postcard I ll check my email for the final time on Friday evening See you NAME NAME I will send the photo of NAME on Friday tomorrow Enjoy NUM degrees is TOO NAME for a Scot Hi NAME I am still job searching Does that still apply CHAR proper little housewife but without the husband Suits me fine NAME An insult Well hello Are you alive I had a great holiday in the NAME However it was hot sometimes NUM degrees in the shade Needless to say I was nt in the shade Anyway this is a short email as I am waiting until the time is optimum before I divulge my encounters over my holiday NAME has instructed me to remain secretive for a few days Anyway I detect that you are preparing something else in connection with NAME as a followup to your unanimously wellreceived Voyager leaflet When will it be ready I eagerly anticipate its publication NAME has informed be about it NAME says he I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by NAME at the moment Did you know about these too NAME is deliciously cool Have you heard about the abominable mess the Scottish exam results are in incompetence Anyway I have done some developing this afternoon my holiday photos Interesting By the way NAME says Disturbing news NAME has got friends lots of friends They are planning an invasion of earth and mean to subdue us humans This is a time of great need which is why I am on holiday in NAME Well Another malicious rumour What do you think Anyway I think my negatives are dry now so I ll email again soon Best wishes NAME NAME I learnt to play chess on holiday I ll beat you next term An altered Questionnaire Hi NAME I hope you do nt mind but I have taken the liberty of altering the answers in a questionnaire you once sent me Please read the following as if the answers were written by you BASIC QUESTIONS NUM Name as it appears on your birth certificate NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Nicknames Epitomy of Normality Grammatical Princess NAME Miss NAME Captain NAME NUM Pets NAME and NAME NUM Eye Colour NAME blue NUM Tattoos NAME NUM How much do you love your job Being in charge of NAME s NAME NAME plc was absolutely great I really enjoyed the sense of satisfaction gained from searching for NAME every day My part time job of commanding the Federation Starship Voyager also has its good points You get to meet a lot of interesting ravens out there in the CHAR NAME NUM Birthplace NAME NAME by order of the NAME NAME Council NUM NAME NAME NUM Loved somebody so much it made you cry NAME yes NAME NUM Been in a car crash Yes Nobody was seriously hurt though CHAR big raven skidded while going round a roundabout and crashed into our windscreen It was nt NAME NUM NAME or NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME hates pigs NUM Blanket or Stuffed Animal Stuffed ravens are my favourite WHAT S YOUR FAVOURITE NUM Number NUM NUM Why NAME is nearing his th year NUM Movie The Emissary NUM NAME from a movie All hail NAME the great emissary NUM Day of the Week Sundays a great day off from normal stuff NAME often visits in the afternoons NUM NAME Oh to be an intergalactic raven soaring through the stars by NAME NAME published by New Worship Songs October NUM NUM Word or phrase NAME I HATE PIGEONS NAME NAME NAME NUM Restaurant NAME NAME NUM NAME The NAME NAME NUM Favourite Subject NAME NUM Sport to Watch NAME highjumping NUM NAME Exhibit NAME NUM NAME Street NAME NAME is nt on NAME Street so it s rubbish RANDOM QUESTIONS NUM When was your last hospital visit NUM years ago but I m expecting a more permanent one soon if I keep talking about intergalactic ravens like this NUM What colour is your bedroom s carpet NAME with black ravens tiled over it in a mosaictype design NUM What was the name of your childhood blanket NAME he still exists NUM Where do you see yourself in NUM years Wherever NAME leads me NUM Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one NAME NUM What do you do most often when you are bored Listen to NAME talk to NAME dream about NAME fake NAME s death NUM What words or phrases do you overuse NAME NUM Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you NAME CHAR NAME NUM Most annoying thing is People who do nt like NAME NUM Best thing NAME NUM Who will respond to this fastest NAME NUM Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you NAME knows him NAME but it had to be done I hope you have a lovely holiday Have you had any contact from NAME recently I hope you go to NAME soon and see The Emissary I am anxious for your comments Anyway send me a postcard See you NAME NAME NAME suggests that a commercial NAME website be set up WEBSITE Tales of NAME Hi NAME Tales of NAME is just a collection of all the NAME stories to date CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF NAME NUM evening many many moons ago when I was sojourning in the room of NAME we began to weave a strange and haunting tale A strange and haunting tale indeed As I inhaled a questionable habit copious quantities of NAME s extra strong coffee powder I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room On hearing this NAME looked up slightly startled I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives NAME Party Hi NAME Glad you re going to the punting party too Now NAME invited me down on Sunday the th September so I ll probably be travelling then The party is that evening When are you going down Yes I would like to meet up in NAME as a NUM hour train journey is very boring without someone to talk to I AM SKINT Interestingly eloquent If you find any cheap tickets then please tell me as I am Scottish For what do we live but to make sport of our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn Were you thinking of anyone in particular You re not dissing NAME again I hope NAME NAME NUM and atomic clocks NAME it had to appear eventually SECTION NUM LIFE NAME s Punting Party is life An erroneous statement perhaps Perhaps perhaps not Although I have been informed that he either intends to talk all night or sleep in the punt or sleep in a field I think I d rather just talk all night It sounds more reassuring we do nt know the personality of the sheep cows and chickens down in NAME They may be vicious They probably are Anyway are you travelling down on the SUNDAY If not please inform me before embarking on your trip to NAME Now when do you return from you holiday NAME So I do nt suppose you are actually looking forward to going on holiday by any chance I do nt seem to have detected any joyous proclamations in your emails lately Like my holiday to NAME is approaching yippee Well I hope you have a lovely holiday Say hello to NAME for me You are a NAME SECTION NUM NAME If you forward my Tales of NAME email to your sibling NAME curious name then please insert a disclaimer exonerating me of all responsibility and insanity which is bound to prevail upon the reader of the document concerning the mental state of its author Now I ca nt believe you missed an opportunity to see The Emissary Now it will languish in the recess of your memory all throughout your holiday and propagate an expanded and augmented desire which will ultimately consume your entire being before it destroys you completely Just joking With regards to shutting the IT room could nt you go to a different level or were they all shut to Failing that why did nt you use the secret computer console which NAME had installed for us devotees in the depths of the library You know the code for its activation NAME is Cool SECTION NUM ATOMIC CLOCKS I m kind of stuck here Can you help me out What on earth can I say about atomic clocks Well since I can write essays about little green lights I can feel a nonsense essay coming along Well there once was an oldfashioned wall clock in a decrepit watchmaker s shop in NAME This clock was over NUM hundred years old It s casing was hand made from what had once been the finest wood for making hand made casings for old clocks in NAME It faithfully chimed every hour peeling out its message of constancy and unilateral affirmation in the belief that time exists It had no other option but to believe that time existed You see it was a clock Its purpose was to measure a constant If it had no faith in the reason for its existence then it could very easily become self centred leading to insecurity concerning its usefulness in th century clock society It could become a social outcast banished from the realm of time for half of eternity a concept it could nt quite grasp So the old clock faithfully proclaimed its message of the substantiality of time throughout the years NUM day the clock was sold Its new owner was a quantum physicist The old clock trembled at the title of its master s profession When brought to the scientist s house the clock was placed on a desk next to another timepiece an Atomic NAME Well Over the weeks the clocks communicated with each other concerning a variety of subject They employed a subtle means in order to get their messages across Each clock either speeded up or slowed down by a th of a second for a th of a second at the turn of each minute CHAR slowing down represented a NUM and a speeding up was taken to show a NUM Thereby the clocks spoke to each other in a language constructed from binary arithmetic Much like modern day computers This was a lengthy process but then clocks have all the time in the world For the first few months they conversed merely about their past timekeeping posts their personal details etc Then NUM week the atomic clock began lecturing about relativity The old clock was slightly taken aback He had never heard this type of information before What did it mean His whole belief system and self worth began to shake and totter If what the atomic clock said was true then time was relative He could no longer regard himself as a stalwartly consistent system He was no longer absolute The atomic clock had effectively removed from his mind all certainty and assurance The old clock s timekeeping began to waver and after a few days he could no longer be relied upon to chime regularly He grew lazy and disorganised The atomic clock grew horrified at his new friend s lack of commitment to the job He interrogated him as to the reason for his disturbing behaviour NAME my dear friend It s the answer I ve been looking for since I was made Now we clocks no longer need to weary ourselves in constraint to this slavery of accuracy Relativity frees us to decide for ourselves what time it should be The atomic clock s dials whirled and spun as he tried to register this phenomenal news He asked the old clock why he had nt realised this himself NAME young fellow It takes an experienced clock to develop a theory which will change the world Let the NAME Revolution begin Liberty NAME NAME The old clock began to rock back and forth in excitement He started to work himself into a frenzy causing the atomic clock some alarm In an instant he toppled over crashing to the floor His dials and cogs lay splintered and broken The clock revolution was over before it had scarcely begun The next day the physicist found the old clock shattered on the ground He picked it up with sorrow the devastation his loss caused him evidently clear in his painfilled eyes The atomic clock slightly confused assumed normal duties as had been ingrained in it via the satellite transmitter which relayed its accurate time from space However this satellite had also relayed the curious birth of the clock revolution to it s base clock in NAME Hello there Hi NAME So did you have a good holiday I hope you did I am currently in NAME University Library until NUM NAME today So I have been to the flat taken an absolutely enormous pile of letters out of the letter box none of which were for me ANyway was the weather good By the way about NAME s punting party are you absolutely positively sure you re not going I managed to get a return ticket to NAME yesterday for pound NUM which I thought was very reasonable Can I not persuade you to change your mind as I shall be absolutely mindlessly bored for NUM hours on a train I m sure your ticket would only cost about pound NUM However if you definitely ca nt come then have a nice time I have nt received a postcard yet Best wishes NAME Greetings Hi NAME So did you have a good holiday Yes I most certainly did and wish I was still there I really did nt want to come home ANyway was the weather good It was OK Rained on the first day saturday which caused a few problems at the party as the house was too small for all the people about NAME s punting party are you absolutely positively sure you re not going Yes I m afraid so You ll just have to get bored for NUM hrs I m sure your ticket would only cost about pound NUM ONLY NAME but I really ca nt afford even that much I have nt received a postcard yet Well you should have by now If not it just proves that the postal service in NAME is flawed Hope you had a fun week and continue to enjoy the holidays Is it still raining in NAME NAME text messaged me from her holiday location which I assume was somewhere in the borders from what she said and her comment was that it rains a lot and the hills are very big How s NAME doing Have nt seen him since Rye NAME also seems to have disappeared hopefully she has moved to Rye on a permenant basis Well better go dad wants to use the machine Bye for now NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE smarties NAME NAME With regards to the subject of this email do nt ask me NAME sent me an email with that title so I thought it must be the latest fashion or something you sheep I thought fashion had absolutely no influence upon you A message from NAME NAME Oh by the way I would treat reports of NAME frying ravens or whatever it was with very great suspicion Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past and failed and very likely will try again I m sure if there was any danger to NAME himself his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say NAME s claw you boys are at it again Between you you always seem to twist what I say I take it you told NAME about me roasting a chicken I seem to recall having that as an excuse for finishing an email sometime and you ve converted it into food if you ll pardon the pun for scandal I see through it all And I ll tell NAME too I m sure he would disapprove of such underhand actions between his subjects We are watching you Oh NAME I know your name means hawk but I m sure your eyes are nt that good as to be able to see me through all the cloud and misty rain from NAME We climbed up NAME Cathedral NAME for my first time and it was absolutely super it s great up there is nt it Gives you some idea of what life is like for good old NAME up in the skies bird s eye view of NAME especially NUM NAME NAME I have received an illegible letter from NAME in which he urged me incessantly not to get drunk so did I but he did nt dare insult me by saying such things Did he tell you about his Grandad s death Poor old NAME He was really close to him and I remember how upset he was when they found out he had cancer I hope NAME s OK and not taking it too badly NAME Please tell me what Fenlanders are it s imperative ha ha NAME NAME Not telling Wait and see All I ll tell you is that they live on the NAME and that is pretty obvious PS do nt get too excited though they re not so interesting as NAME but do nt tell NAME that I do nt want to offend him Well what have I been up to I guess your reference to my busy schedule had more than a hint of sarcasm in it but you have no idea how true it is I have been nonstop busy doing all sorts of thing during the past NUM days Among others things I have been reviving that old ritual of pitchfork dancing in my room great stuff My economics files are now all very neatly organised for next term my room is slightly neater and I am whacked out it s the dancing and swinging the pitchfork round your head that does it NAME but as I am feeling so tired and my wit is seriously waning I had better head off to that jolly lump of springs stuffing and blankets my bed Bye for now I want to know when Atomic clocks Part NUM is going to be released from NAME Miss NAME PS I ca nt read NAME s website properly from my machine so that s another thing to look at when I next go to NAME NAME as I am a bit of a sheep I decided to copy and put a totally irrelevant subject title for my email Does nt quite work for me I think you have to be NAME to get away with it he does it all the time Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE baabaa NAME again I am not a sheep you said this NUM times obviously in a state of denial are nt you NAME Please tell me what Fenlanders are it s imperative NAME ha NAME NAME Not telling Insolent scoundrel Miserable child you slave of fashion I am MOST DISPLEASED Consider this a formal statement of my displeasure NAME has spoken I tremble My economics files are now all very neatly organised What I organised mine the week I returned from NAME You are late insolence and lies You do not have any economics files so how could they have been organised months ago I m sorry you ca nt read NAME s website can your computer do anything CHAR suspect you are heating up violently after reading that insult did it hit the bone no not at all Just laughing hysterically and feeling nothing but pity for your PC and microsoftinfested brain NAME are cool NAME rule It s just that microsoft have duped the entire world into using their lousy packages which the do not have the common curtesy of producing in such a way as to allow iMacs to read them Incompetence and downright discrimination NAME contain the software to convert it s files to microsoft formats but microsoft are not generous enough as to provide the same facility the other way about Cheek But then what can you expect from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual s needs and wants but is only interested in making it s billions OK there ends the lecture Moving on Atomic clocks the sequel is currently under editorial comment jolly good Tomlike voice we had been to NAME to buy some material for new curtains and a duvet cover for my room in the flat I got it all for pound NUM so I m a happy Scotsman yes I can imagine the joy You ll be able to sleep easy now knowing that you ve no gaps in the curtains and do not run the risk of infection from the old one s filthy germs D NUM dimensional flat as opposed to NUM Ie the flat people got it yep Very clever You have the oddest type of logic though You can think of things like that and then still fail to see where Little Miss NAME comes in See later comment What is most disturbing is that none of them seem to realise the need to store the vinegar in a container They all ask what s wrong with the bottle Imagine explanation required What IS wrong with the bottle So who is Little Miss NAME I ve lost you there does your innocent and childlike brain not recall this from your last email A message from NAME NAME Oh by the way I would treat reports of NAME FRYING ravens or whatever it was with very great suspicion Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past and failed and very likely will try again I m sure if there was any danger to NAME himself his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say NAME s claw I was trying to be funny Obviously did nt work By the way have you ever heard of microwaves being un nutritious Since you studied NAME NAME I thought you might be the one to ask As far as I am concerned it would be a most unnutirtious diet if you tried eating the parts of a microwave not to mention unhealthy for your bank account dental bills would go through the roof unless of course you scrounge from the NAME If however you were referring to the food that you cook in a microwave rather than the machine itself then my answer is no idea We do nt have a microwave at home so I would nt know We did use microwaves at school when cooking to soften the butter and the like but as far as I am aware we studied nothing as to the nutitiousness if such a work exists of microwaved food Have you got your telephone organised yet no I m not bothered about linking up either as I can communicate by email or mobile quite happily Our phone seems to have vanished from the flat too so I m not quite sure what s going on It costs about pound NUM for the line rental for NUM months how scandalous I am currently trying to sort out painting our flat I m not bothered about my room as the colour is OK but I really want to cover up that dismal peachy colour in the sitting room and corridor Have you any idea about how I m supposed to get hold of paint etc My flat mates are either not responding to my pleas or do nt know I guess I ll just ring up college on monday and ask them So what have I been doing Not much Practising pool netball and football in the church hall it s great to have a free sports hall to practice in Trying to learn some tunes on the piano with only moderate success Cleaning the house Ironing mountains of clothes Scanning millions of photos onto my computer etc Oh I saw NAME the other day and you wo nt believe what he was up to We were out at NAME Bay and NAME on Wednesday and as we sat in the car eating our picnic the Scots had sent rain to bother us for the day I saw NAME fly past He made as if he was going to land on the grass beside our car and suddenly lunged to the left towards an unsuspecting seagull hip hip horray and proceeded to maul it I KNEW NAME would agree with me that seagulls as well as pigeons are horrific creatures NAME old NAME He was good enough to let his victim fly away though so he did nt absolutely kill it Since then I have nt seen NAME in the flesh or the feathers but spotted him on the NAME s costume drama NAME NAME which I rewatched on Thursday and Friday He does a good old NAME sqwark too Speaking of NAME s guest appearances he also featured in name only in the film You ve Got Mail When NAME NAME is stuck in an elevator he dials for help and says NAME NAME Amazing stuff I await with excitment his starring role in The Emissary which I have yet to see I noticed in the paper today that tomorrow s episode of Voyager is the last in the series are you sad I have nt seen any of it of course as we have no telly but I guess you NAME and NAME have been watching it Well better go Have a nice weekend and do nt get too wet out in the border hills you sheep from NAME bark bark Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE baabaa Hello Are you alive You have become unusually uncommunicative What has happened Is NAME involved Just thought I d write and say hello Nothing remarkable is happening at present other than the fact that the whole country is slowly grinding to a halt as a result of fuel shortages I ve just been at home this week doing my usual chores and making things for my room in the flat on my computer My room is going to be so great Well I m starving as I ai nt had no lunch yet so I m off to get some Hope you re having fun From Roof PS if your lack of communication is due to a grudge held against a certain individual who called you a sheep baa baa that individual most sincerely apologises NAME NAME NAME are you getting excited about your trip to NAME Have a great time Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE abominable boy I am most seriously DISPLEASED NAME What ME UNCOMMUNICATIVE You ve got to be joking You have not yet replied to my email regarding your sheep comments dated the th of September I replied the very same day to you and have had no correspondence for NUM days now Perhaps it got lost in cyberspace I enclose a copy thanks No I never got that one Definitely lost in cyberspace NAME never was your strong point was it no I am harmless and docile Do you know if NAME passed her resit exam yes she did Well now that tale of NAME s deeds What a fascinating narrative You will be dismayed to hear however that I do not believe a word of it is true Once again you are trying to defile the name of NAME You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities Shame on you NAME writes the following about you I just do nt know what s got into NAME she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile You will hear more on this crime fine I will never write another word about NAME to you you nasty individual I am much hurt by your slanderous comments and passing on of things I say in twisted form to NAME NAME You are once more conspiring against me I KNOW what I saw and I KNOW that it was NAME So there As you do not seem to appreciate communications relating to NAME s activities I shall keep my future sightings of him to myself You shall hear nothing of them Nothing has got into me I always have and always will tell the truth I do nt like dogs They have fleas and germs I do nt like sheep They have ticks footrot scraggy coats horrid baa s and worst of all doubt the truth of what I say NAME is my middle name Actually I am the middle name of truthful Get it It s interesting too that I can never be ruthless The Voyager thingy was very funny especially the doctor I assume you received a letter from the organiser of NAME s fair It would appear that there is going to be a huge noisy awful party in NAME House on the first day of term I know Very pants Well actually I do nt mind too much so long as nobody gets drunk and trashes the place Our own rooms will not be part of the parties mine wo nt be anyway it will be most firmly LOCKED only the corridors and sitting rooms I shall remove my lovely rug throws and cushions before the party stats though ca nt have any old person slopping stuff on them I have found out about painting our flats College says it is forbidden for students to paint their flats Well how come NAME could decorate her room with clouds on the ceiling No I did nt ring college about it after all This fuel shortage crisis really hit on monday dry petrol pumps galore here in NAME so I thought there was little point in thinking of painting if I could nt get the car through to NAME to take the necessary stuff Mam being a doctor and needing the car for visits etc has had to be really careful on fuel consumption Anyway LOADS of people have painted their rooms NAME NAME says that NAME NAME et NAME in his flat have painted the sitting room a vivid blue colour NAME has painted her room in our flat NAME has probably done hers by this time so WHY ca nt I paint Totally unfair Incidentally when are you going back to university I m going some time in the week beginning th Sept Probably on the wednesday as mam is off work then so we can bring my stuff through However nothing is fixed yet How about you PS Please outline your political views not sure Let s just say this I do nt like NAME NAME I do nt like NAME NAME I was the Conservative Party campaign organiser for our school s mock election we won in whenever the last election I think NAME NAME is pretty spineless I wholeheartedly object to the Labour Party s introducing tution fees for uni students and think tax on fuel is abominably high The Millennium Dome is a big white elephant Political parties have no idea what inner cities are I do I live in NUM We should never join the NAME Section NUM should be kept a Lifesentance for prisoners should mean a life sentance not NUM years and released on good behaviour So what have I been doing this week NAME NAME and Prejudice played football pool and the piano I am steadily improving in all cleaned the house tidied messed up and Retidied my room made stuff on the computer etc My days have all been pretty much the same CHAR typical day in the life of NAME Get up at NUM Have breakfast and read the papers Check my email and write to NAME Go across to the Church hall and practice footy and pool then twiddle on the church organ Have lunch Do house jobs NAME about making things on the computer or reading a book Make the tea Eat the tea Clear up the tea Flop in front of the video machine or read a book Go to bed I am now at the do house jobs stage so had better nick off and do some ironing bye for now Stop scandalmongering from NAME the middle name of TRUTHFUL Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE Re So you do nt like sheep then NUM no I do nt like sheep but they re not as baaaaad as pigeons NUM yes I do like lambs until they get too big but would never have one for a pet NUM I am NOT a toy soldier so DO NT wind me up NUM can you punt NUM how come you have wisdom teeth and I do nt NUM did you bridge hop NUM did anyone lose the pole NUM did you meet the Fenlanders NUM have you seen NUM pigeons are annoying NUM fuel is returning to the pumps NUM I have to write NUM letters to freshers one of whom is the brother of my sister s best friend NUM scandalmongers are evil NUM the shop I worked in in my yesr out closed on saturday NUM Seagulls are annoying NUM I m running out of things to say NUM I m going now NUM Bye NUM from NAME NUM just had to make this email as old as me PS hope you all had a great time in NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE Re NUM Answers resent NAME I am resending my last email since you have nt replied yet well as I did nt recieve it then it s no surprise is it There s some bug in the system somewhere I was beginning to suspect something was up I know about how long I have to wait for an answer from NAME NUM minutes from you NUM days from NAME about a week from NAME get a text message from flat mates a few days or never etc In response to your NUM answers The sheep pigeon joke was bad no it was corney not bad They are NUM very different things Why would nt you have a lamb for a pet because it would eventually become a sheep of course Can you punt Well if you mean did the punt go forwards then yes However it also went backwards sideways and round in circles I enjoyed it though We all had a turn at trying to punt NAME s definitely an expert no what I meant was can YOU punt Answer the question There s no need to fear me taking the NAME coz I could nt punt when I tried How come you have wisdom teeth and I do nt Well I m wise Seriously though what other explanation could there be Apart from that I m Scottish nope neither of those responses will do I am wise too so that wipes that one out and the Scottish thing is nonsense as my sister NAME NUM is well and truely English and she has NUM wisdom teeth already Did you bridge hop Do you think I m totally insane yes No nobody lost the pole We are a superior people there s no challenging that Unfortunately I did nt meet the Fenlanders NAME forgot to tell us of them Therefore would you mind sharing the story ie immediately It s no big shakes like I said before They are merely people who live on the NAME and you have to beware of them as they may well kidnap you That sounds really boring but it was very funny when NAME told me and NAME about them Well I have nt exactly seen but I saw an image of him On NAME s mantlepiece there is a marble statue of so obviously intended for worship What can I say futher to my announcement that I would nt write another word about our revered I am going to make an exception and tell you something that NAME told me On recounting previous email correspondence about our feathered friend and the mischievous part you played in some of it NAME announced to me Well NAME reckons that he owns He s just jealous that he has nt had any tales to tell What do you say to that Fuel is not returning to the pumps here well it continues to do so here but at a higher price than it was before SCANDALOUS NAME was run dry again on monday following those false reports about more protests NAME s reaction was all this panicbuying is an embarrassment to the country I have nt heard anything about freshers yet Well apart from that NAME NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children My joy knows no bounds ha ha That made me laugh Enjoy your wedded bliss I wonder what NAME would say if he knew that NAME was already married I still do nt know if I m to be a college parent I put my name down for it but have nt heard anything about it yet I would nt know anything about scandals famous last words NAME NAME NAME The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with NAME explosives that may have played a significant part in it yes Yes I thoroughly enjoyed NAME As you said NAME s family is lovely We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics who was there in the end Did NAME tell you he s a NAME NAME fan Now there s a guy with taste NAME reading I am definitely returning to NAME on Saturday the th of September So is NAME I am going back next wed or fri depending on which is best for my mam Where have the last NUM months gone Have you been to NAME yet Have you seen my slide show no to both of those I MAY be going through this afternoon tomorrow or monday to take some stuff If you do go to your flat soon could you possibly do me a favour I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground Do nt worry if it s not convenient I was just wondering you are weird Whatever for Well if I remember to take a tape measure I will do as you say This email is as old as I am It is wonderful I hate sandpapering doors why Does the continual scrubbing set your precious wisdon teeth on edge I now have to find NUM things to tell you to bring this back up to NUM here goes NUM I went to my sister s school prizegiving last night Ultimate boredom Me and dad got there half an hour late so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start I have now been to NUM NAME NAME School prizegivings Do you realise that is more than hours of my life NUM I may be going to a funeral for the first time on Monday The best friend of my NAME died last week and she was like an auntie to my mam Mam wants to go but does nt want to travel down to NAME and back by herself so I may go with her Dad ca nt go as he is taking a funeral himself This is an interesting fact my dad has been at over NUM funerals How morbid Well have to go and NAME Mam woke me this morning before she left for work and announced that she wants the house to be like a palace when she gets back this afternoon Hmmmnnnn Better go have fun sandpapering from NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE beep NAME NAME How ya doin Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister NAME within NUM minutes well to be honest not all the time but quite often You see I write to her when I know that she is in her little office Her computer is very clever and obligingly beeps when an email arrives in her inbox so she tends to read then straight away and reply at the same time hence I often recieve a reply within NUM minutes In my book corny and bad are the same you need to rewrite your book Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep makes sense But when does a lamb become a sheep Is there a defining line Or is it just when they lose their cuteness and their sweet little bleats decend into a gutteral baaaaaaaaaaaaa I say I have plenty tales to tell They are in your NAME inbox Tell your sister that these be high matters not for NAME mortals I have now seen the Emissary Very good stuff NAME Where did you get that picture of NAME CHAR I m so glad that NAME s mission is after pigeons yippee And are you dissing my NAME She is no mere mortal you know Why do nt you like prizegivings I loved them You got money yes I liked the bit where you got money I do nt like the bit where you do nt but have to sit through watching hundreds of girls NAME accross the stage at the NAME Hall and have to sit through the most tedious speeches from the Headteacher head girl head of the governors the list is endless Excellence is never an accident I m delighted to hear it Well so I went to NAME today I took a whole load of my stuff through and arranged it in my room I did not forget your request either Here are the dimensions you required The height of the desks above the ground are cm ie distance between bottom of desktop and the floor The distance between the bottom of the WEBSITE NAME this helps What do you want to know for anyway I m curious My apologies if your desk has differing dimensions to mine that s not my fault Our flat looks like it s been lived in for weeks NAME has made herself quite at home it looked like a dump Well she did only move in yesterday and it was her birthday on Sunday so she has some excuse I did nt see her anywhere about nor did I see NAME or NAME who as I understood from NAME were back too I did see NAME though have you heard from him at all He is leaving He s going back to NAME and is joining the Army Rather a surprise there He s in NAME until Monday so I ll have to have a good chat with him before he goes I understand that he failed most of his retakes and has scrapped the idea of redoing the year so is just going to leave instead He s come back to NAME to collect the stuff he left here I guess In the words of NAME Poor old NAME Speaking of NAME NAME I still have nt done anything with that picture I forgot about it and discovered it with other pictures when I was packing yesterday I need some bright ideas He is back according to NAME as is NAME NAME NAME NAME and my other flat mate NAME NAME arrived just as I was leaving NAME is coming back on Saturday and I do nt know when NAME is going to come I m going for good on Friday I decided to stay till then as Mam did nt want me to go till then she s wondering what she s going to do without me to make the meals and do the cleaning although I think she may miss ME a bit too and I want to go to a meeting tomorrow night It s a talk on science and the NAME and is called Has Science NAME NAME I hope it s interesting Well gotta go I am whacked and I need to go to bed We have just spent the last NUM hours debating Prayer and it has totally worn me out How would you define Prayer Bye for now see you on saturday from NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Share information about yourself create your own public profile at WEBSITE NAME Hi NAME With regards to the subject of this email do nt ask me NAME sent me an email with that title so I thought it must be the latest fashion or something It bears no relevance to anything Firstly I m glad you enjoyed your holiday Secondly I did receive a postcard thanks on Friday so the postal system in NAME is not flawed and anyway if it was it would nt be our fault All my letters come from the sorting centre at NAME which I believe is your city of residence and is furthermore in NAME If you have time in your immensely busy schedule visit the following web page It is NAME s and is rather amusing not to mention very good NUM caption in particular which amuses me in it WEBSITE A message from NAME NAME Oh by the way I would treat reports of NAME frying ravens or whatever it was with very great suspicion Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past and failed and very likely will try again I m sure if there was any danger to NAME himself his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say NAME s claw We are watching you I was down in NAME on Friday and Saturday as my aunt and uncle are staying with us this week They are over for a short visit from NAME NAME We climbed up NAME Cathedral NAME for my first time and it was absolutely super It is not raining in NAME The weather is beautiful and it has been rather hot today This evening the sky was ablaze with a most spectacular sunset I have received an illegible letter from NAME in which he urged me incessantly not to get drunk Anyway I d better go If you have any spare time then a reply would be appreciated See you NAME NAME Please tell me what Fenlanders are it s imperative I am not a sheep Hi NAME I am not a sheep Please remember that you slave of fashion You boys are at it again Who me Wide innocent eyes open in childlike amazement at grievous insult I m sure your eyes are nt able to see me through all the cloud and misty rain from NAME No comment Yes NAME Cathedral NAME is very impressive I never thought of NAME up there actually Good thinking No NAME never mentioned his Grandfather s death I do hope he gets over it in time Please tell me what Fenlanders are it s imperative NAME ha NAME NAME Not telling Insolent scoundrel Miserable child you slave of fashion I am MOST DISPLEASED Consider this a formal statement of my displeasure My economics files are now all very neatly organised What I organised mine the week I returned from NAME You are late I m sorry you ca nt read NAME s website can your computer do anything I suspect you are heating up violently after reading that insult did it hit the bone Atomic clocks the sequel is currently under editorial comment I have been pretty busy today I was at NAME airport this afternoon to drop off my aunt and uncle Previously we had been to NAME to buy some material for new curtains and a duvet cover for my room in the flat Did you know the curtains do nt meet It s scandalous Of course they could be easily altered but they still do nt match my bed so I ve purchased some new NUM they should be cleaner too I got it all for pound NUM so I m a happy Scotsman Well I have been busy communicating with the NUM people via email for the last NUM weeks or so NUM NUM dimensional flat as opposed to NUM Ie the flat people got it We have emailed NUM NUM words all concerning our little abode for the upcoming year NAME has proclaimed himself the self appointed ruler who will delegate jobs to you my darling underlings He is also the master of stingy high quality cooking NAME says she can bring hormones sarcasm and cynicism to the flat NAME thinks we can eat for pound NUM per week each NAME says he can bring his inimitable sense of humour when asked to bring some items on our list What is most disturbing is that none of them seem to realise the need to store the vinegar in a container They all ask what s wrong with the bottle Imagine So who is Little Miss NAME I ve lost you there Anyway go to NAME read your email from me the slide show and remember that I am not a sheep when it comes to fashion By the way have you ever heard of microwaves being un nutritious Since you studied NAME NAME I thought you might be the one to ask We the flat people are currently having a discussion on the merits of microwaves Our collective unrelated to the NAME telephone number for next year is NUM NUM NUM It is not activated until am on Monday the th of September Have you got your telephone organised yet It costs about pound NUM for the line rental for NUM months Shockingly expensive Anyway must dash NAME Definitely NOT a sheep To a thing Dear NAME Firstly before I begin to insult you many times I would like to say how much I enjoyed your last email It was amusing NAME has spoken I tremble NAME never was your strong point was it from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual s needs and wants Socialist You have the oddest type of logic Thanks is that good I do nt care if my logic s irregular as long as a NAME would be proud of me Now what do you mean by asking me to explain what is wrong with a vinegar bottle Look your computer straight in the screen and honestly type that you serve vinegar in the bottle to guests when they eat at your table It s uncivilised Oh NAME Miss NAME I see How unusually slow of my very fast thought processes Actually I ought to have scanned all your emails for the word fry but it did nt occur to me With respect to the hopetostickpaintonflatwallswithbrush situation I have rung up the college and been advised to speak to the Domestic Supervisor NAME NAME who is currently away on holiday She will nevertheless return on Monday Well what have I been up to No you did nt ask but I m going to tell you anyway This weekend my parents are away to visit my Grandmother who lives in NAME Therefore I am at home with just my brother He is currently out on the farm as opposed to out on the town Yesterday I spent the day cleaning our attic with the help of my mum We threw out lots of rubbish and there is much more room up here now I really enjoy tidying although it gets quite tiring eventually Incidentally that is where I am writing from as my computer is up here Today I spent the day working did I tell you I had a job Well it s kind of a twodayaweek job in the Christian bookshop in NAME My Dad is the manager there so that s how I got it However it s better than nothing and there are lots of books I am shortly going to sweep and mop the kitchen floor as it needs done I also must do some ironing Do you know if NAME passed her resit exam Is nt consciousness strange Just sit and ponder deeply over it for a minute and you may find it very interesting Well I shall send this email to you soon and hope I find my inbox has some new additions Well now that tale of NAME s deeds What a fascinating narrative You will be dismayed to hear however that I do not believe a word of it is true Once again you are trying to defile the name of NAME You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities Shame on you NAME writes the following about you I just do nt know what s got into NAME she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile You will hear more on this crime Also NAME was very amusing I got that joke but it is a name you may not wish to stick fo evident reasons In addition I am not impressed with bark bark are you a sheep scaring dog I do nt like dogs They have fleas and germs Anyway I shall send you the atomic clock sequel soon In the meantime here are some Voyagerrelated words which I found on the internet Why did the Chicken NAME the Road NAME It s primary goal was no doubt to get back to the NAME NAME and it probably misses its dog NAME Whatever the reason whatever it s goals we must respect it s right to cross the road and seek it s own spiritual awareness NAME That s not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer It makes the junior officers nervous NAME I do nt know it s my first mission Torres I m sure it felt suffocated by all the regulations of Starfleet and just could nt take it any more NAME Well I think that Say that s a lovely shirt you re wearing Doctor How should I know No one ever tells me anything around here I did nt even know that we added chickens to this crew All I know is that BEFORE the chicken went off to cross the road it remembered to turn me off NAME Actually Captain I m not really familiar with the chickens in this system but if you can catch it I can cook it NAME It was remembering back to the time when it s ancestors crossed roads all the time They lost those abilities because they stopped using them I hope that was slightly amusing Best wishes NAME Never fear shadows they simply mean there s a light shining nearby NUM Answers NAME Thanks for the NUM questions here are NUM answers NUM The sheep pigeon joke was bad NUM Why would nt you have a lamb for a pet NUM I never said you were a toy soldier There is no need to be so angry about not having achieved that dizzy height I will email you for what you are even if you re not a toy soldier NUM Can you punt Well if you mean did the punt go forwards then yes However it also went backwards sideways and round in circles I enjoyed it though We all had a turn at trying to punt NAME s definitely an expert NUM How come you have wisdom teeth and I do nt Well I m wise Seriously though what other explanation could there be Apart from that I m Scottish NUM Did you bridge hop Do you think I m totally insane Of course not That water s a dark soup of ratinfested poison I could die NUM No nobody lost the pole We are a superior people NUM Unfortunately I did nt meet the Fenlanders NAME forgot to tell us of them Therefore would you mind sharing the story ie immediately NUM Well I have nt exactly seen but I saw an image of him On NAME s mantlepiece there is a marble statue of so obviously intended for worship What can I say NUM Fuel is not returning to the pumps here NUM I have nt heard anything about freshers yet Well apart from that NAME NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children My joy knows no bounds NUM I would nt know anything about scandals NUM The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with NAME explosives NUM Yes I thoroughly enjoyed NAME As you said NAME s family is lovely We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics NUM I am definitely returning to NAME on Saturday the th of September So is NAME NUM Have you been to NAME yet Have you seen my slide show NUM If you do go to your flat soon could you possible to me a favour I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground Do nt worry if it s not convenient I was just wondering NUM This email is as old as I am It is wonderful I hate sandpapering doors Well see you NAME NUM Answers resent NAME I am resending my last email since you have nt replied yet Thanks for the NUM questions here are NUM answers NUM The sheep pigeon joke was bad NUM Why would nt you have a lamb for a pet NUM I never said you were a toy soldier There is no need to be so angry about not having achieved that dizzy height I will email you for what you are even if you re not a toy soldier NUM Can you punt Well if you mean did the punt go forwards then yes However it also went backwards sideways and round in circles I enjoyed it though We all had a turn at trying to punt NAME s definitely an expert NUM How come you have wisdom teeth and I do nt Well I m wise Seriously though what other explanation could there be Apart from that I m Scottish NUM Did you bridge hop Do you think I m totally insane Of course not That water s a dark soup of ratinfested poison I could die NUM No nobody lost the pole We are a superior people NUM Unfortunately I did nt meet the Fenlanders NAME forgot to tell us of them Therefore would you mind sharing the story ie immediately NUM Well I have nt exactly seen but I saw an image of him On NAME s mantlepiece there is a marble statue of so obviously intended for worship What can I say NUM Fuel is not returning to the pumps here NUM I have nt heard anything about freshers yet Well apart from that NAME NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children My joy knows no bounds NUM I would nt know anything about scandals NUM The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with NAME explosives NUM Yes I thoroughly enjoyed NAME As you said NAME s family is lovely We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics NUM I am definitely returning to NAME on Saturday the th of September So is NAME NUM Have you been to NAME yet Have you seen my slide show NUM If you do go to your flat soon could you possible to me a favour I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground Do nt worry if it s not convenient I was just wondering NUM This email is as old as I am It is wonderful I hate sandpapering doors Well see you NAME Incredulous Tales Hi NAME Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister NAME within NUM minutes You stretch my credulity In my book corny and bad are the same Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep Can you punt Well if you mean did the punt go forwards then yes However it also went backwards sideways and round in circles I enjoyed it though We all had a turn at trying to punt NAME s definitely an expert No what I meant was can YOU punt Answer the question There s no need to fear me taking the NAME coz I could nt punt when I tried I was answering the question I was talking about the directions the punt took when I was punting No nobody lost the pole We are a superior people There s no challenging that Glad you agree Further to my announcement that I would nt write another word about our revered I am going to make an exception and tell you something that NAME told me On recounting previous email correspondence about our feathered friend and the mischievous part you played in some of it NAME announced to me Well NAME reckons that he owns He s just jealous that he has nt had any tales to tell What do you say to that I say I have plenty tales to tell They are in your NAME inbox Tell your sister that these be high matters not for NAME mortals Who was in NAME in the end Well NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME I went to my sister s school prizegiving last night Ultimate boredom Me and dad got there half an hour late so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start I have now been to NUM NAME NAME School prize givings Do you realise that is more than NUM hours of my life Yes Why do nt you like prizegivings I loved them You got money Bye for now NAME Excellence is never an accident Incredulous Tales resent Hi NAME Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister NAME within NUM minutes You stretch my credulity In my book corny and bad are the same Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep Can you punt Well if you mean did the punt go forwards then yes However it also went backwards sideways and round in circles I enjoyed it though We all had a turn at trying to punt NAME s definitely an expert No what I meant was can YOU punt Answer the question There s no need to fear me taking the NAME coz I could nt punt when I tried I was answering the question I was talking about the directions the punt took when I was punting No nobody lost the pole We are a superior people There s no challenging that Glad you agree Further to my announcement that I would nt write another word about our revered I am going to make an exception and tell you something that NAME told me On recounting previous email correspondence about our feathered friend and the mischievous part you played in some of it NAME announced to me Well NAME reckons that he owns He s just jealous that he has nt had any tales to tell What do you say to that I say I have plenty tales to tell They are in your NAME inbox Tell your sister that these be high matters not for NAME mortals Who was in NAME in the end Well NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME I went to my sister s school prizegiving last night Ultimate boredom Me and dad got there half an hour late so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start I have now been to NUM NAME NAME School prize givings Do you realise that is more than NUM hours of my life Yes Why do nt you like prizegivings I loved them You got money Bye for now NAME Excellence is never an accident My life is was very hectic at the moment Hi NAME Thanks for the desk dimensions However I ve forgotten what I needed them for NAME you are not too mad with me I think I was going to try and get a computer desk the exact same height but I did nt No I had not heard about NAME That s surprising news I can but NAME NAME s words Well I am having the most hectic few days It s dreadful Basically my brother s going on his school trip to NAME in NUM minutes I m going to NAME on Saturday the painter is coming to decorate the hall on Saturday morning and I have to finish painting the doors before then my dad is stocktaking at his shop my mum is baking and sewing curtains for me And to top it all today we went up to NAME to choose a carpet for our hall and to shop in a wholesale store I bought kg of NAME and kg of flour for the flat However that was only the evening This morning and afternoon I was helping my dad with his stocktaking Have you ever done that when you worked at NAME NAME It is an extremely laborious and tedious job Anyway I can hardly think and I keep getting no answer when I try to ring the flat and NAME s phone is switched off and I have piles of Chemistry vacation work to do This is the nearest you ll get to hearing me stressed Now are you going to the meeting on Saturday at NUM NUM for people wanting to help with fresher s week CHAR selfishly do not want to go but I am wondering if everyone else is going Well prayer I feel rather out of the mood for discussing prayer so I suppose I really should nt Good morning it is now tomorrow I will discuss prayer I am feeling relaxed Prayer is twoway communication between NAME and man It is the most important discipline Christians can practice It involves listening to NAME as well as talking It is undervalued by and large It involves trying to get on NAME s wavelength and realising the mind of NAME Very few people utilise prayer as much as it should could be I d like to discuss this with you next term Well I m looking forward to seeing you on Saturday NAME the rest of your week goes well See you NAME I do nt believe you Dear NAME What ME UNCOMMUNICATIVE You ve got to be joking You have not yet replied to my email regarding your sheep comments dated the th of September I replied the very same day to you and have had no correspondence for NUM days now Perhaps it got lost in cyberspace I enclose a copy Anyway I would never hold a grudge against you for calling me a sheep at least not yet However thanks for the apology I enjoyed it Yes the fuel crisis Very cool Incidentally up here in the Borders we get our oil from NAME not NAME So it s your fault My room is going to be so great Is that during the party or after the party I assume you received a letter from the organiser of NAME s fair It would appear that there is going to be a huge noisy awful party in NAME House on the first day of term Oh dear I ll have to lock myself in my room and wear earplugs although our flat is going to be NUM without music NAME saw to that That leaves the other NUM for the probably earsplitting band No NAME I m not really gloating and perhaps you will enjoy hideously loud music being played in your living area but not me I have found out about painting our flats You probably have too but just in case you have nt got around to doing so yet I ll save you the cost of a phone call College says it is forbidden for students to paint their flats However they are having quite a number of the worst rooms redecorated mine included and will also try to paint any other rooms which they are asked to do by students So on the whole not too bad Fortunately it seals the lid on NAME s idea of having a bathroom decorated with painted fish Yes I m really looking forward to going down to NAME It should be great fun NAME tells me he s on the fourth redraft of his novel Apparently it s NUM typed NAME pages Incidentally when are you going back to university Oh well please reply promptly this time NAME NAME Please outline your political views I am curious The fuel crisis has made me think ever so slightly about politics if your wondering the reason for this outoftheblue question Here is my last email NAME NUM NUM NUM From NAME Subject To a thing Dear NAME Firstly before I begin to insult you many times I would like to say how much I enjoyed your last email It was amusing NAME has spoken I tremble NAME never was your strong point was it from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual s needs and wants Socialist You have the oddest type of logic Thanks is that good I do nt care if my logic s irregular as long as a NAME would be proud of me Now what do you mean by asking me to explain what is wrong with a vinegar bottle Look your computer straight in the screen and honestly type that you serve vinegar in the bottle to guests when they eat at your table It s uncivilised Oh NAME Miss NAME I see How unusually slow of my very fast thought processes Actually I ought to have scanned all your emails for the word fry but it did nt occur to me With respect to the hopetostickpaintonflatwallswithbrush situation I have rung up the college and been advised to speak to the Domestic Supervisor NAME NAME who is currently away on holiday She will nevertheless return on Monday Well what have I been up to No you did nt ask but I m going to tell you anyway This weekend my parents are away to visit my Grandmother who lives in NAME Therefore I am at home with just my brother He is currently out on the farm as opposed to out on the town Yesterday I spent the day cleaning our attic with the help of my mum We threw out lots of rubbish and there is much more room up here now I really enjoy tidying although it gets quite tiring eventually Incidentally that is where I am writing from as my computer is up here Today I spent the day working did I tell you I had a job Well it s kind of a twodayaweek job in the Christian bookshop in NAME My Dad is the manager there so that s how I got it However it s better than nothing and there are lots of books I am shortly going to sweep and mop the kitchen floor as it needs done I also must do some ironing Do you know if NAME passed her resit exam Is nt consciousness strange Just sit and ponder deeply over it for a minute and you may find it very interesting Well I shall send this email to you soon and hope I find my inbox has some new additions Well now that tale of NAME s deeds What a fascinating narrative You will be dismayed to hear however that I do not believe a word of it is true Once again you are trying to defile the name of NAME You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities Shame on you NAME writes the following about you I just do nt know what s got into NAME she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile You will hear more on this crime Also NAME was very amusing I got that joke but it is a name you may not wish to stick fo evident reasons In addition I am not impressed with bark bark are you a sheep scaring dog I do nt like dogs They have fleas and germs Anyway I shall send you the atomic clock sequel soon In the meantime here are some Voyagerrelated words which I found on the internet Why did the Chicken NAME the Road NAME It s primary goal was no doubt to get back to the NAME NAME and it probably misses its dog NAME Whatever the reason whatever it s goals we must respect it s right to cross the road and seek it s own spiritual awareness NAME That s not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer It makes the junior officers nervous NAME I do nt know it s my first mission Torres I m sure it felt suffocated by all the regulations of Starfleet and just could nt take it any more NAME Well I think that Say that s a lovely shirt you re wearing Doctor How should I know No one ever tells me anything around here I did nt even know that we added chickens to this crew All I know is that BEFORE the chicken went off to cross the road it remembered to turn me off NAME Actually Captain I m not really familiar with the chickens in this system but if you can catch it I can cook it NAME It was remembering back to the time when it s ancestors crossed roads all the time They lost those abilities because they stopped using them I hope that was slightly amusing Best wishes NAME Never fear shadows they simply mean there s a light shining nearby So you do nt like sheep then Dear ruthlessly truthful NAME Truth In other words NAME is the end of Truth Yes that figures Ruthless You were dreaming of paradise Sorry so long as nobody gets drunk and trashes the place How na ve Well I doubt if people will trash the place but a NAME party without drunkenness You ve got to be kidding Well as for all these people who have painted their rooms I just hope they do nt return to find that college has painted over them The Domestic Manager was really adamant that they were intent on stamping out students painting their rooms I would nt be too inconsolable about it if I were you It is only for NUM year and you can easily get college to paint your room for you So in order to answer your question WHY ca nt I paint Totally unfair I will only say that now you know it is forbidden and therefore would be knowingly and wilfully disregarding authority by painting your room Okay so you do nt like sheep I can handle that However you ve got to like little lambs They do nt have scraggy coats they have beautiful silvery white NUM They do nt have foot rot or ticks as they are not old enough Neither do they have baa s but adorable little bleats Plus they jump Actually I think a lamb is about the only animal I would ever possible consider having as a pet By the way I do nt doubt the truth of what you say I m only winding you up Well I probably intend to return to university on the th of September a Saturday However these decisions will be easier to recognise from a distance after my trip to NAME Anyway I must go now My wisdom teeth are keeping me in constant pain and I am not very joyful at present Bye NAME Re Fwd NAME NAME What are you on NAME NAME NAME wrote CONGRATULATIONS You have just received the NEWFOUNDLAND VIRUS Since we do nt have any programming experience and just a few computers in NAME this virus works on the NAME system Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list Thank for you cooperation NAME University Computer Engineering Department Re Breaking News NAME I am going to use THE PICTURE and with good cause too He NAME was down in the college bar last night and was SMOKING Hmmmmnnnnn Yes I m fine Had a very confusing tutorial and an even more confusing lecture but hey otherwise my day has been fine Went on a bike ride this morning and am pleased to inform you that I abided by the law and stopped when the red light showed Oh are nt I sooooo good What shall I do with THE PICTURE Let me know your ideas See ya later NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How are you Guess what NAME NAME NAME broke the law yesterday He rode his bicycle through a red traffic light with a malicious grin on his face It almost makes one think of using the picture but no that can be saved for something much better NAME you are well NAME NAME NAME NAME How s lectures practicals etc going Did you get saoked this morning I did Do nt laugh Did you get SERIOUSLY told off by His Lordship and NAME NAME for swapping their clothes round You really are getting very naughty Well I am hungry so I m off for lunch See you NAME Water is NAME it s true Hi NAME Yes I DID get wet Not only were my trousers soaking but the minute I sat down in the lecture hall my nose decided to spurt blood all over my lecture notes Quite annoying I m sorry you got soaked too but I figure you must have been quite annoyed so I shall laugh as that is usually amusing I ve had NUM lectures so far today and another one in NUM minutes or so My weird quantum mechanics lecturer was whittering on about psi twiddle and other such ridiculous jargon I mean why ca nt they invent a name for a symbol that does nt sound so ridiculous Anyway yes NAME and NAME s clothes That was highly amusing No I did not get told off but I laughed a lot Yes NAME and NAME both attempted to get dressed at about NUM NUM most hilarious chaos ensued Actually I do nt think NAME has yets discovered NAME s waistcoat in his wardrobe that will be amusing in a few days time I m rather tired today as NAME forced me to get up at NUM NUM to do our fellgroup stuff I have completed my poster of NAME and it is now prominantly displayed on our door I have kept my door locked all day today for fear of retribution from NAME and NAME You really are getting very naughty Who me No Impossible Well perhaps Now down to business NAME I think he is trying to contact me NAME You see I keep hearing rather suspect and surreptitious noises in the for of his voice Ask NAME NAME what he makes of it In the meantime keep your eyes and ears open for NUM feel certain something BIG is about to happen NAME Definitely NOT a member of the NAME NAME groups Pro NAME NAME Pro NAME NAME Re here we go again Yet another questionnairy thing Was nt going to do this one but I ve had it from so many people that I thought I d quickly fill it in Sorry if it bores you just sling it NUM LIVING ARRANGEMENT NAME The breeze blocks are not so bad anymore and the company of my wonderful flat mates certainly makes up for any lack of decent docor NAME CHAR is GREAT well the people in it anyway and you are all welcome to come round and visit us NUM WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW I m reading my computer screen NAME Trying to be difficult NAME well I m supposed to be reading lovely interesting and inspiring Economics text books but that just does nt seem to be happening Otherwise the only other book I ve had time for recently is the NAME NUM FAVOURITE BOARD GAME do nt really have one Perhaps chess would be if I played it more Otherwise I quite like monopoly or cluedo not immensely though NUM FAVOURITE MAGAZINE do nt tend to read magazines Newspapers are more my thing The last magazine I looked at was the MacUser magazines NAME computers are great especially if they re pink NUM FAVOURITE SMELLS have nt really got one I like the smell of toasties chocolate loads of stuff NUM FAVOURITE PART OF OPPOSITE NAME smile stupid question NUM FAVOURITE SOUNDS singing in tune NUM BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD knowing I m loved NUM WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD feeling far from NAME NUM WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING where s the alarm clock NUM ROLLER COASTERSSCARY OR EXCITING OK Even better when sung by NAME NAME NUM HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE as few as possible NUM FUTURE DAUGHTER S NAME no idea NUM FUTURE SON S NAME ditto NUM FAVOURITE FOODS NAME NAME s toasties NAME s raw carrot NAME s NUM DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ca nt NUM DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL Yes my lovely NAME bear NAME NUM STORMSCOOL OR NAME Depends what mood I m in NUM IF YOU COULD MEET NUM PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE NAME WOULD IT BE do nt know NUM FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK none of them NUM WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN no idea it s all nonsense NUM WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET NAME NAME wrote some lovely hymns NUM DO YOU NAME THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI I hate the stems of broccoli so often leave them tut tut NUM IF YOU NAME YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE purple oh NAME right NUM EVER BEEN IN LOVE Yes NUM IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL either NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE can someone explain what a snapple is NUM FAVOURITE MOVIES Little Women You ve Got Mail all the NAME NAME s NUM ARE YOU A LEFTY NAME OR AMBIDEXTROUS I write with my left hand if that s what you re after NUM DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS no NUM WHAT S UNDER YOUR NAME NUM boxes cotaining shoes sports equipment junk more junk NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER NUM NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH football or tennis NUM NAME NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON NAME SENT THIS TO YOU lots of people have sent it So all I will say is you are all great and I love you all Thank you for being such wonderful friends Have a great week Bye for now Re Burning question I do not understand this email and am considering being insulted Please explain your words NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear friends No I m not referring to you please keep your burning questions out of my inbox I really have nt the time for such trash Many thanks love you all It sounds good NAME CHAR Re Burning question Dear friends please keep your burning questions out of my inbox Many thanks love you all NAME CHAR Never give up Dear friends NAME but this is another forwarded thing No questionnaires this time though Please read it The message behind it is great and a comforting reminder of how good NAME is too us Hope you re all NAME see you around NAME xx The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small uninhabited island He prayed feverishly for NAME to rescue him and every day he scanned the horizon for help but none seemed forthcoming NAME he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements and to store his few possessions But then NUM day after scavenging for food he arrived home to find his little hut in flames the smoke rolling up to the sky The worst had happened everything was lost He was stunned with grief and anger NAME how could you do this to me he cried Early the next day however he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island It had come to rescue him How did you know I was here asked the weary man of his rescuers We saw your smoke signal they replied It is easy to get discouraged when things are going bad But we should nt lose heart because NAME is at work in our lives even in the midst of pain and suffering Remember next time your little hut is burning to the groundit just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of NAME For all the negative things we have to say to ourselves NAME has a positive answer for it You say It s impossible NAME says All things are possible NAME NUM NUM You say I m too tired NAME says I will give you rest NAME NUM NUM You say Nobody really loves me NAME says I love you NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM You say I ca nt go on NAME says My grace is sufficient NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM You say I ca nt figure things out NAME says I will direct your steps NAME NUM NUM You say I ca nt do it NAME says You can do all things NAME NUM NUM You say I m not able NAME says I am able NUM NAME SMILEY You say It s not worth it NAME says It will be worth it Roman NUM SMILEY You say I ca nt manage NAME says I will supply all your needs NAME NUM NUM You say I m afraid NAME says I have not given you a spirit of fear NUM NAME NUM NUM You say I m always worried and frustrated NAME says Cast all your cares on ME NUM NAME NUM NUM You say I do nt have enough faith NAME says I ve given everyone a measure of faith Romans NUM NUM You say I m not smart enough NAME says I give you wisdom NUM NAME NUM NUM You say I feel all alone NAME says I will never leave you or forsake you NAME NUM NUM Pass this on you never know whose life may be in need of this today Re Burning question I did not write all that was included on that email Either you have changed it yourself NOT funny or someone else ie some computer scientist has hacked into my system and sent an altered email that I sent to you all yesterday SERIOUSLY NOT funny All the bits in brackets were not written by me You talk about considering being insulted I AM insulted Bye for now NAME NAME wrote I do not understand this email and am considering being insulted Please explain your words NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear friends No I m not referring to you please keep your burning questions out of my inbox I really have nt the time for such trash Many thanks love you all It sounds good NAME CHAR Re Burning question Hi NAME Yes I did write the comments in brackets but whether or not they are there does not change the fact that I found your email insulting I see your point of view but it is distant from me If as you say you are insulted I apologise for insulting you I hope you will not be offended I do nt feel very much like writing any more so I wish that you enjoy the rest of your day Until another time NAME NAME NAME for being so morbid perhaps you do nt think I am being so but that s just how I m feeling today In an attempt to be slightly upbeat it may or may not interest you to know that whilst I was reading your email in the library the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate the building It almost made me want to be alive NAME wrote I did not write all that was included on that email Either you have changed it yourself NOT funny or someone else ie some computer scientist has hacked into my system and sent an altered email that I sent to you all yesterday SERIOUSLY NOT funny All the bits in brackets were not written by me You talk about considering being insulted I AM insulted Bye for now NAME NAME wrote I do not understand this email and am considering being insulted Please explain your words NAME CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear friends No I m not referring to you please keep your burning questions out of my inbox I really have nt the time for such trash Many thanks love you all It sounds good NAME CHAR Re Burning question NAME what s up boy Why so morbid Is it work NAME well I have a test at NUM today Not done much work for it and the prospect of passing is very bleak but hey I m feeling OK I had a visit from NAME NAME last night He interrogated me for nearly hrs and I felt thouroughly depressed and wanting to cry but I m feeling really positive today NAME is so great and even though I get things wrong all the time He still loves me and is always with me How great is that I am sorry if you found my email insulting NAME wholeheartedly agreed with it he told me so yesterday on our way back from chapel Let me clear things up Dear friends you are all my friends and are all dear to me What s wrong with saying so please keep your burning questions out of my inbox I refer to the Burning Questions of the NAME NAME variety ie nonsense Any other emails are most welcome Many thanks seriously love you all which I really do We are called to love everyone and as my friends I love you lot very much NAME my name suprisingly enough NAME wrote I found your email insulting I hope you ve changed your mind now Otherwise I d like to know exactly WHAT was insulting about it NAME tells me you re coming on the houseparty GREAT Are you looking forward to it I am as it should be real fun and the speaker is really good He spoke at Celebration NAME a few weeks ago and was brill Talking of brill have you been using your Brylcreem SMILEY Cheer up NAME see you soon NAME NAME Dear NAME Hello Well are you enjoying being at home Life here in NAME seems quite different even though my flat is still all here People are constantly leaving Yesterday I went Christmas shopping for NAME NAME NAME and NAME It was pretty much disastrous and I ended up buying NAME and NAME a water filter a blender and some brass lightswitch covers Basically I did this because after spending an hour in Argos flipping monotonously through their catalogue I got extremely fed up and as it was closing time I just flicked randomly to a page and bought an item there Needless to say I am about to return them to NAME and try to find more suitable presents This morning our flat had a Christmas breakfast which was most enjoyable After that we all opened our presents and cards from each other It was fun I got a fossilised ammonite from NAME and a spaceship from NAME and NAME Last night NAME and I watched NUM things I hate about you a film This morning we watched NAME NAME NUM another film but a much much better one Later this afternoon I m going over to college to send you this email I m also going to do some developing with NAME in the darkroom This evening our whole flat are going out to the NAME s for dinner I hope I m not boring you However I may have some news on the Q situation Now this is totally top secret okay NAME has an effigy of NAME undergoing an effervation in his room well Is that not an entirely startling piece of news Also get this it squawks I ll try and send you a NAME photo of it tomorrow Oh also do you have NAME instant messaging service on your computer If you do nt and want to get it then you can download it from the internet Basically it lets you know when your friends are online NAME and NAME and I have got it If they are online then you can use it to communicate with them directly ie a little box will pop up on their screen with your text in it Well sorry I ca nt think of much more to say at the moment Please write back so that I can have something to talk about Also sorry that this has not been an amusing email they may follow Anyway all the best NAME Re NAME Hey NAME Hello Well are you enjoying being at home yes I am It is a bit weird though coz I ve been by myself quite a bit as mam and dad have been busy working and NAME has been at school I m looking forward to NAME coming home next saturday Life here in NAME seems quite different even though my flat is still all here well I m not there am I Has to be different How was NAME NAME before you left I am assuming you left for home today Do nt you think he s cute I suppose he appeals more to girls than boys Yesterday I went Christmas shopping It was pretty much disastrous and I ended up buying NAME and NAME a water filter a blender and some brass lightswitch covers you looney Who wants brass lightswitch covers as it was closing time I just flicked randomly to a page and bought an item there oh right The ideal way to choose a present for someone I guess if the page had opened at something equally random the poor girls would have ended up with pillow cases or NAME tools This morning our flat had a Christmas breakfast which was most enjoyable sounds like fun Last night NAME and I watched NUM things I hate about you a film This morning we watched NAME NAME NUM another film but a much much better one I take it the st was borrowed from NAME Bit American High school cheesy and sleazy type of film do nt you think although parts of it are ok NAME NAME NUM is as you say much better This evening our whole flat are going out to the NAME s for dinner I ca nt imagine NAME and NAME being too chuffed with that the whole flat Doubt they d find the doors carpets chairs tables beds very welcome guests Seriously though hope you had fun I hope I m not boring you tremendously No thank s NAME I like getting emails However I may have some news on the Q situation Now this is totally top secret okay NAME has an effigy of NAME undergoing an effervation in his room well Is that not an entirely startling piece of news Also get this it squawks I ll try and send you a NAME photo of it tomorrow intriguing mmnnnnn Thought I d let you see the weird punctuation your computer seems to specialise in Cunning Oh also do you have NAME instant messaging service on your computer no If you do nt and want to get it then you can download it from the internet sounds good but I m not getting it I have to use dad s computer to access the net and I do nt want him chatting to my friends whenever a random box appears I might consider it if I had my computer linked up but I left my connecting wire in the flat PANTS Oh I m not supposed to say that Back in a moment when I ve washed my mouth out with soap NAME Please write back so that I can have something to talk about to who To yourself To me I sincerely hope not to others That would verge on the sin of gossip now would nt it ha ha NAME style laugh Also sorry that this has not been an amusing email they may follow oh well it was amusing enough So NAME Are you home yet Hope you enjoyed your extra time at NAME How cold is it in NAME It is freezing here in NAME You probably wo nt believe me but when I got back on wednesday I could even notice a difference from the temp in NAME So what have I been up to mmmmnnnn When I got back on wed we dumped literally my stuff in the house and then went into town and met NAME at the opticians She was getting some new contact lenses Me and mam went and had a look at cameras and guess what I got one NAME It is really lush a Canon NAME NUM with a mm lense Very swish We got it at a bit of a bargain price too as NAME in NAME had it on special offer pound NUM cheaper than NAME s who are usually the cheapest It is so exciting I ll have to tell NAME but I m not opening it until Christmas day Spent the rest of wed feeling very dopey and watching message In a Bottle a film Spent the whole of Thursday sorting out my stuff very slowly Yesterday mam was at work in the morning and I spent the whole morning asleep in bed I did nt wake up until NUM How scandalous Well it just proves that I m tired I am NOT lazy after a long term In the afternoon we went to the airport with dad to get some flight tickets for him for next week He is flying down to NAME he s sick of the trains for a conference Then we went shopping at the MetroCentre and got a wedding present for my cousin who is getting married soon and got some food mmmnnn NAME and NAME Then last night I made some more cards This morning we me and mam went to NAME NAME a National Trust place and had a walk int he grounds and then went to NAME I wanted to geta ginger bread man from the bakey there but got there to find that they are doing ginger bread Santas instaed and at double the price NAME did nt bother with them Got a NAME instead Then we came home had lunch and now I m writing emails So that brings me up to date Hope you have a fun weekend and do nt get too cold Better go now as dad wants the computer Bye for now NAME Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE Re Please do nt charge NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME was fine before I left If NAME was a character in NAME NAME what would he be like Lets define some characteristics for him and possibly invent some situations and stories in which he takes part Any ideas For starters where did he come from well I got him is the sale at NAME NAME the NUM nearest to NAME Not much inspiration for stories there He has a tale all about himself on the little label that was on him Tells you he has a sister and baby brother He s not old enough to go to school yet so stays at home and plays with his favourite toy I think it s a toy rabbit all day How sad that I can remember all that We could use that as the basis of a story but make it more exciting Get your inventive brain in gear NAME Well I asked NAME in your flat if we could store our freezer contents in your freezer She said absolutely not promptly pulled out a revolver and shot me right between the eyes it would nt have surprised me No honestly I am shocked at such terrible accusations against my lovely flatmate No Really NAME you should nt believe such fantastically unrealistic tales Dear dear dear You re just so gullible Just kidding cheeky boy Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair random question just popped into my head When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food NAME had gone home So had NAME Your flat was deserted I was in dire straits so NAME promptly said Oh bother and tripped over your own feet Sounds feasible to me So your flat now has about NUM kilos of our frozen chips along with multiple loaves of bread oooohhhh thanks NAME That will do us sevreal meals next term Now NAME perhaps you can reassure me here NAME happened to mention that the fee for storage in your freezer was pound NUM per hour This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking and even if she had turned out to be serious it would only have cost us about pound NUM However now that we are utilising your storage facilities over Christmas it would cost our flat pound NUM This would lower our flat bank account balance by about NUM not a healthy way to start the term I would not presume to speak for NAME I hope she was serious If so she is a very shrewd business woman and deserves a medal for spotting a chance not to be missed Well done NAME That will pay our food bills next term NAME on a serious note I do nt understand why she and NAME did nt defrost our freezer They said they would before they left NAME Well she obviously decided that the loss we d make by keeping it on during the holidays would be amply rewarded by the rent fees NAME I would be paying us NAME NUM NAME Anyway NAME is quite cold This afternoon my room was NUM degrees NAME and it was sunny this morning I ca nt complain of the temperature IN our house My room is currently running at NUM degrees NAME My NUM new NAME alarm clock tells me so It is really cool I got it functioning with NUM NAME batteries and discovered that it is a countdown clock Obviously intended for the millennium but you can change the target date so there is a countdown to a different day So sadly enough I have set it to the beginning of next term CHAR is a really lush clock though such an exciting present although not as great as my camera Speaking of which I am not anxious for christmas to come What do you think I am I m EXCITED for christmas to come That is an ntirely different thing NAME does seem a lot warmer than you would expect a city of such latitudes to be Since you did Alevel geography perhaps you could explain this no Alevel geography has nothing to do with it NAME You ve got a camera Cool I ll look forward to seeing it sometime next term sometime next term It ll probably be one of the first things you see next term You must be anxious for Christmas to come See previous comment I am of the widely held opinion that this was really selfinduced tiredness I agree I then read some of a book which NAME gave me for Christmas until am in the morning Is it interesting I am going to read lots of books these hols as I ve not read for ages I have started reading Men are from NAME Women are from NAME It s pretty interesting stuff I then slept till this morning and went to church where my dad was preaching this morning After that we came home and had lunch went a walk this afternoon and then I played the piano etc ditto except for the piano part I m working in my dad s bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week so that should give me a little break from the pursuit of academia the shop is in NAME is nt it NAME if we re ever up that way during the holidays I m going to come and find it Well now that I have finished tearing your email apart I shall tell you what I am up to I got up relatively early today NUM and having read the papers messed on for a while doing odd bits and NAME anf then checked email This afternoon I have to design a leaflet to put in some Gospels which we are going to post through people s doors It is a millennium mission type thing that the church has been planning and we have NUM copies to distribute I haver to design a bookmarky thingy to put inside each advertising the church and with some message on it encouraging people to read them I have to get it finished before NUM tonight as dad is going to NAME then and he needs to approve the finished copy He s not back untl Wed night by which time we me mam NAME and others from the church who have offered their help will have organised all the gospels ie shoved a bookmark in each and then put them in envelopes ready for distribution I m going to be busy Well I d better get on Dad needs the machine Bye for now hope the Chemistry is fun From NAME Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE oh for the ring of a till NAME again NAME Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair However it does not come home with me there are limits limits to what Would you believe me if I told you I really did nt consider myself clumsy yes We are so often blind to our own little faults NAME NAME just kidding Those chips belong to NAME Do you want to get me poisoned electrocuted guillotined hugged NAME nah That s an old one NAME s already done that Electrocuted Maybe May make your hairstyle rather interesting NAME NAME with that favoured piece of music playing in the background NAME well if all else fails I m sure that will be sufficient torture for you Re NAME charging pound NUM I am NOT AMUSED Are you saying she deliberately and callously planned the entire thing How evil I said nothing of the sort All I know of the incident is what you have reported on it My interpretations may have nothing in common with NAME intentions I am merely speculating and hoping that I m right You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your stategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to NAME Anyway I ca nt believe your room is NUM degrees CHAR Are you sure your clock is working correctly perfectly well Are you doubting the accuracy of my wonderful NAME clock How dare you The fact that it sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading athough my room was incredibly hot until I worked out how to operate the valve thingy You said you set your clock to count down to term starting Does this mean you want to go back and miss being in NAME yes and no I set it to then as it was the first date that came into my head Analyse that psychologially if you wish However I do miss NAME to a certian degree It s weird not seeing my friends and hardly seeing anyone all day everyone is out doing stuff but I ve had so much to do that I ve not had time to mope Now I really meant that to be anxious for Christmas was the same as to be excited for Christmas Sorry if you misunderstood no I did nt I just like taking the NAME it s called getting your own back for all the times you do it to me Well what is Men are from NAME Women are from NAME about It is all about men and women and the different ways in which we operate emotionally and psychologically Very interesting stuff as I said before I do nt believe it all but it s a pretty good book What s your book from NAME all about Also it would be cool if you were up near NAME during the holidays Well only if it happened to be a day when I was working there Ie this Wed NAME next Mon Wed and the following NUM Thursdays do nt count on it but we might Where is the shop in NAME just in case So have you designed your leaflet to put in the gospels Yes it sounds like you ll be very busy indeed for the next few days you can say that again Yes I designed the leaflet on Monday afternoon sent it to the printers and collected them today Meanwhile yesterday I printed off NUM stickers and stuck them on NUM envelopes This evening we me Mam and a lady called NAME from NAME note we were the only volunteers apart from dad who was on a plane back from NAME at the time so was of no use to us put the bookmarks in the gospels and then put them in envelopes We then boxed up the right numbers for the blocks of flats around our church We only finished that about half an hour ago NAME I m knackered there was just the most beautiful sunset which I d ever seen this evening Every few minutes when I glanced up from my work it had changed into a picture even more beautiful than it had been previously It was yellow and orange and pink and red and blue and purple and gold NAME is amazing He certainly is Did you take any photos Or have you just got the pictures in your head stored up in your imagination to sound like NAME NAME So what else have I been up to Yesterday I spent the afternoon traipsing round town getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas while trying to find presents I hasten to add Came home empty handed the shops are full of junk Then today joy of all joys mam was off work NAME We took the junk that dad insists on us collecting to the recycling point mounds of papers glass bottles plastic bottles and cans and then went to guess where NAME I wanted to collect my internet connection cable from the flat as well as our Wives and NAME video NAME would never forgive me if it was nt here when she gets home on NAME yippee she s home soon It chucked with rain just as we arrived in NAME what s new and so we got rather wet going on a wander to college to collect an address list and into town to get a doughnut from NAME yum How did your shift in the shop go NAME it was fun Did you sell much Do you like operating the till That was one of the best parts of working at NAME I love the tills NAME fun I can remember telling the guy who tilltrained me that sounds really dodgy like pottytraining or something that I d always wanted to work a till he thought I was barmy Not far wrong there Oh you can tell when I m getting tired as I start being rude to myself Or maybe it s just that I start being honest with myself I d prefer to go with the first option but I think it s more realistic to take the second So I have been a busy little bee and am now in desperate need of some sleep NAME NAME NAME have fun NAME Get more from the Web FREE NAME Explorer download WEBSITE Re NAME Good morning NAME NAME NAME NAME grrrrr growl NAME with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge woops Seriously no though NAME you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius why thank you NAME I m SO flattered Well the book which NAME gave me is called Stress NAME NAME and appears to be about stress never judge a book by its title and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and oh stress you notice I did nt say the CHAR word It is quite a small shop and would take at least NUM minutes to find It is next to a hairdressers do they sell brylcreem NAME you ve been to NAME how cool no it was freezing And wet Did you see our chips no So have they finally got the address lists printed now yes Did you manage to get a copy of it yes You could nt send scan email me a copy of it possibly could you possibly Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider Netscape instant messaging service possibly Where do I find it Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive but could you possibly feasibly be looking forward to seeing your sister NAME on Saturday YES She s coming home today I was supposed to go down to NAME to collect her too but I m not feeling too great this morning so have stayed at home I could nt face the hours on end of sitting in the car getting all cramped up They are going to NAME after picking up NAME for my Aunt and Uncle s th wedding anniversary party Shame I ll miss it but I ca nt say I m all that bothered Yes I like operating the till but I do nt tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did strictly reading between the lines you re not too skilled in that area are you I d definitely give you an F in NAME between the lines NAME oh you do scottish thingys in your bizzare area of the country well whatever However the till made a funny noise at me yesterday so I do nt know if it still likes me The answer is simple NAME He detected a nasty vibe from you He could tell you were going to make a nasty accusation towards a tilllover so was trying to warn you against it You failed to recognise the sign Oh NAME I ll have to give you an F in NAME between the beeps too Anyway have you heard the latest from NAME heard from him on monday Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me well there was nothing extraordinary in what he said to me but I could see it coming oh have psychic powers now too do we He d been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time no comment He d also been acting quite strangely in your flat too ask NAME He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her NUM day Curiouser and curiouser I know all about that one NAME told me You had her thoroughly bemused Anyway his latest personal statement I have similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who has evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habit sounds worrying We have a slug for a CU rep Perhaps worse a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug Worse still you have a Flatmate with the characteristics of a slug So NAME is slow leaves slim wherever he goes and has uncontrollable mating habits WHATever No further comment Well NAME of that what you will but the consequences are perfectly clear to me Actually they are not Do you have any ideas Let me know quickly before it s too late see above WHATever The only advise I d give is watch out He lives next door to you You may wish to start looking round for special cleaning fluids to remove slim from wellstucktothefloor carpets You may consider looking up relevant passages in the NAME re mating habits You may wish to return the book on stress to him he might need it People do say the daftest things when under pressure confused or stressed Whatever Or on the other hand you could just not take him seriously and ask him what he meant by it all Do you have any pictures of characters from NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM I have lots on posters but they are at NAME I ll see what I can find Have you tried searching the internet NAME sites film sites whatever do you have the kind of picture that says NAME NAME NUM yes I think that the final outcome of my little project in computeranimation land might quite amuse you great Anyway WHATever I like it NAME Did you see any GERMS around NAME CHAR I did not go into NAME NAME CHAR unfortunately do not possess a transporter that can take me anywhere I therefore do not have the ability to pass through a NUM inch think wooden door You see I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat We shall have to live next term in fully protective biohazard suits I hope the girls do nt mind being ever so slightly unfashionable but high strength germresistant plastic is coming in is nt it you re paranoid You re obsessed You re a madman Whatever Well there we go I have been a VERY busy girly over the past few days I designed and printed off our annual christmas letter to friends and family That took AGES as I scanned in pictures and made a newspaper type letter thingy It is really good though So did that on Thursday Yesterday me and mam were going to go shopping first thing but we got a phone call from my uncle NAME to say that my NAME dad s mam died in the early morning She had been in hospital for about NUM weeks and Dad had seen her on wednesday when he was down in NAME He thought she was on the mend but she had a fatal heart attack yesterday It s weird NAME I have nt seen her since August and coz we only see her about once a year as she lived at the other end of the country it has no impact on my life except to know that she is no longer on this earth I m upset about it as I loved her a lot but it is a weird feeling Anyway we waited in for dad to come back He did nt come until about NUM Mam told him and he took it ok He was never amazingly close to his mam but loved her very much You see when dad was NUM his dad died and NAME went into hospital with mental problems Dad s family were split up and he went to several children s homes and NAME homes As a consequence he s never seen NAME as a proper mother to him in the way that my mam is to me and your mam is to you She s always been this lady who he called Mother but she was nt a real mother figure to him Do you get what I mean Well so mam went off to work for the afternoon I went to town to get some bits and NAME we needed and dad spent the afternoon talking to his brothers and sister on the phone I wrote all our family christmas cards in the evening there was nearly NUM Ridiculous Then went to bed and woke up this moring feeling dodgy I m feeling a bit better now and might go for a walk to the post office to get rid of our christmas cards Yes I think I ll do that Then I m going to print out leaflets for the NAME service tomorrow Then I m going to make some more cards to sell in the rd NAME NAME next term Well have a nice weekend NAME Not long to go now till I can open my Camera the anxiety mounts Bye for now NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE NAME NAME I d definitely give you an F in NAME between the lines NAME What An CHAR I want to appeal I m in a state of shock did you say oh bother and fall over again Now really NAME You are far too attached and intune with tills I might be required to add the letters TL to your name Till NAME Very catchy no definitely NOT I may like tills but I am certainly not in love with pieces of machinery unlike a certain intriguing young computer scientist I agree with your diagnosis that he is suffering from a stressinduced illness It is obviously up to us to cure him But how I am no doctor Do nt ask me However If your question is GENUINE and your concerns are REAL talk to him Ask him what the problem is One of the things I do nt get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do nt talk to others about things a massive generalisation but on the whole it s true I quite honestly I am DEADLY serious here no jokes about it think that NAME has been somewhat stressed this term Maybe I m wrong You re gullible I am NOT That hurt As I ve said before I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and ledon by manipulative boys who get kicks out of winding me up NAME OK I can be touchy Well NAME I m sorry to hear that your grandmother died When my grandfather died some years ago I did nt feel terribly upset Obviously I loved him but he lived in another country and I did nt see him often so it did nt affect me as I thought perhaps it ought to have it s so like that with me Would you like to chat online sometime no you ll insult me Seriously perhaps sometime I hope you are feeling better than you were this morning I am Is your sister back yet no Like I said they were going to NAME afterwards for a party and wo nt be back until really late Probably about am tomorrow Did you enjoy going for a walk to the post office and posting all your Christmas cards I did nt go in the end It got too dark and I was scared to go Seriously that sounds wimpy but you certainly would nt want to walk NAME NAME by yourself Well a long time ago NAME story The end or just the beginning make it the end You know what I think about NAME stories I refer to NAME s notsoamusing trick You and possibly the rest of the world except NAME who understands me probably wo nt understand when I say that even though I forgave NAME ages ago it still hurts NAME possibly some bitterness there Not good Have to try and get rid of that NAME ot hear of NAME again though NAME howcome a till is an inannimate object but NAME is treated as an individual Bit of discrimination there I think Bye have fun NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Please do nt charge NAME CHAR Hi NAME How was NAME NAME before you left I am assuming you left for home today Do nt you think he s cute I suppose he appeals more to girls than boys NAME NAME was fine before I left He looked very peaceful hanging from the ceiling with his neck in a noose NAME NAME I m only joking Please forgive me Seriously though NAME is really quite cute and is in good order I suppose he appeals to girls more than boys too but he s really lovely so girls must think he s adorable Did you know he has quite a sense of humour Now I have a question for you If NAME was a character in NAME NAME what would he be like Lets define some characteristics for him and possibly invent some situations and stories in which he takes part Any ideas For starters where did he come from I ca nt imagine NAME and NAME being too chuffed with that the whole flat Doubt they d find the doors carpets chairs tables beds very welcome guests NAME NAME NAME Well I m pleased to tell you they did enjoy entertaining our beds and chairs etc However we had some slight trouble with the carpets It may interest you to know that they were stuck to the floor of our flat but as they so desperately wanted to come we remedied that True we may have taken along a little bit extra plaster from your flat s ceiling but the carpets really enjoyed themselves they said it was the first time they d been out in years Please do nt call me a scandalous liar for this slightly unrealistic story NAME I ve washed my mouth out with soap NAME Did you really wash your mouth out with soap I m impressed NAME I never thought you had it in you do carry through such a ridiculous punishment I hope it had the desired effect and that you never say that very bad word again So NAME Are you home yet Hope you enjoyed your extra time at NAME How cold is it in NAME It is freezing here in NAME You probably wo nt believe me but when I got back on Wednesday I could even notice a difference from the temp in NAME So NAME Yes I m home I thought I would miss my friends more than I ve done yet However this week should be pretty lonely as nobody else will be at home during the day SMILEY However I enjoyed the extra time in NAME It enabled me to defrost our freezer NAME Just kidding although watching ice melt is incredibly more exciting than the paint drying process Anyway back to the story Well I asked NAME in your flat if we could store our freezer contents in your freezer She said absolutely not promptly pulled out a revolver and shot me right between the eyes I m now dead No Really NAME you should nt believe such fantastically unrealistic tales Dear dear dear You re just so gullible Just kidding Anyway she said certainly we could so we did Now that was at about am and the freezer did nt finish defrosting until NAME Mainly because I never bothered to turn it off whilst leaving the door open and placing large bowls of hot water inside it When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food NAME had gone home So had NAME Your flat was deserted I was in dire straits so I Well I wonder what could I have feasibly done Most likely nothing but you may imagine something ridiculous if you like So your flat now has about NUM kilos of our frozen chips along with multiple loaves of bread Now NAME perhaps you can reassure me here NAME happened to mention that the fee for storage in your freezer was pound NUM per hour This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking and even if she had turned out to be serious it would only have cost us about pound NUM However now that we are utilising your storage facilities over Christmas it would cost our flat pound NUM This would lower our flat bank account balance by about NUM not a healthy way to start the term Anyway NAME is quite cold This afternoon my room was NUM degrees NAME and it was sunny Now NAME about the difference in temperature between NAME and NAME calm down I BELIEVE YOU NAME is a wellknown veritable tropical paradise Seriously though I agree with you NAME does seem a lot warmer than you would expect a city of such latitudes to be Since you did Alevel geography perhaps you could explain this NAME You ve got a camera Cool I ll look forward to seeing it sometime next term You must be anxious for Christmas to come I spent the whole morning asleep in bed I did nt wake up until NUM NUM How scandalous Well it just proves that I m tired I am NOT lazy after a long term Hmmm NUM agree that you re not too lazy and that you were tired However I am of the widely held opinion that this was really selfinduced tiredness When you decide to get up at NUM am to clean the kitchen Well lets just say if you did that every day you would be a most interesting person Not that you are nt a most interesting person already but you know what I mean Well now how am I doing I got home yesterday Saturday and tidied up most of my stuff I got your email thanks SO much it was really nice to read and stayed up rather late organising some files I then read some of a book which NAME gave me for Christmas until am in the morning I then slept till this morning and went to church where my dad was preaching this morning After that we came home and had lunch went a walk this afternoon and then I played the piano etc and did nothing much until now I m going to try and do some chemistry tomorrow but I m working in my dad s bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week so that should give me a little break from the pursuit of academia Anyway I really want to check my email now and see if I ve got any NAME said she d email me yesterday but there were none this afternoon shame on her the evil girl So I shall send this to you and hope you enjoy reading it I look forward to receiving your reply See you NAME Sunsets NAME NAME so you got NAME at NAME NAME and he has a sister and baby brother interesting You say he s not old enough to go to school yet so stays at home and plays with his favourite toy a toy rabbit all day I ll have to have a little think about that Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair random question just popped into my head What was I talking about Oh you asked a question Err NAME Silly me it must have slipped my mind No seriously I am very glad you gave me it However it does not come home with me there are limits When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food NAME had gone home So had NAME Your flat was deserted I was in dire straits so NAME Promptly said Oh bother and tripped over your own feet Sounds feasible to me NAME NAME NAME Very funny Would you believe me if I told you I really did nt consider myself clumsy So your flat now has about NUM kilos of our frozen chips along with multiple loaves of bread NAME thanks NAME That will do us several meals next term I most certainly WILL NOT Those chips belong to NAME Do you want to get me poisoned electrocuted guillotined hugged That bread belongs to NAME I do nt think she goes in for the same type of blood sports as NAME Re NAME charging pound NUM I hope she was serious If so she is a very shrewd business woman and deserves a medal for spotting a chance not to be missed NAME NUM NAME I am NOT AMUSED Are you saying she deliberately and callously planned the entire thing How evil Anyway I ca nt believe your room is NUM degrees CHAR Are you sure your clock is working correctly Seriously though I got my room up to NUM degrees this afternoon and it was unnaturally warm You said you set your clock to count down to term starting Does this mean you want to go back and miss being in NAME I do Although not heartbreakingly or anything Now I really meant that to be anxious for Christmas was the same as to be excited for Christmas Sorry if you misunderstood Re camera Sometime next term It ll probably be one of the first things you see next term I would nt be surprised Well what is Men are from NAME Women are from NAME about Also it would be cool if you were up near NAME during the holidays Well only if it happened to be a day when I was working there Ie this Wed NAME next Mon Wed and the following NUM Thursdays So have you designed your leaflet to put in the gospels Yes it sounds like you ll be very busy indeed for the next few days I did some chemistry today but there was just the most beautiful sunset which I d ever seen this evening I watched it intermittently for over an hour It was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC Every few minutes when I glanced up from my work it had changed into a picture even more beautiful than it had been previously It was yellow and orange and pink and red and blue and purple and gold NAME is amazing I m sorry this is not a long email thanks for writing me one this morning I would think of more to write but I m a bit tired See you NAME Germs NAME NAME NAME as NAME would say although I totally disagree with the implications of this name seriously seriously seriously There are limits to everything except NAME We are so often blind to our own little faults I could nt agree more wholeheartedly You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your strategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to NAME NAME idea Although I think it would digress into a sort of letsseehowwecanreallyannoyMarshallAbecausetheyaremaking usgivethemmoneytypemeeting Needless to say with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge The fact that it NAME clock sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading Oh dear oh dear oh dear Talk about scientific objectivity and lack of bias Seriously no though NAME you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius Well the book which NAME gave me is called Stress NAME NAME and is by NAME NAME It is light reading and appears to be about stress never judge a book by its title and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and I was nt counting on you managing to get all the way up to NAME but if you happened to be there the shop is at NUM church street which is basically up a little street from the town hall the same street as the police station is on It is quite a small shop and would take at least NUM minutes to find It is next to a hairdressers Anyway with respect to the leaflets you HAVE been busy The sunset Yes I took some photos but I do nt think they can capture the same awe or significance which comes across when you actually see something so beautiful Anyway They may aid my memory in remembering it I like NAME s ways of speaking getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas While you still spell it without a capital CHAR Be consistent NAME you ve been to NAME how cool Did you see our chips So have they finally got the address lists printed now Did you manage to get a copy of it You could nt send scan email me a copy of it possibly could you You do nt have to but do so if you would like to as NAME and I could do with one so that we can send Christmas cards to our fell group Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider Netscape instant messaging service No I do nt work for them Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive but could you possibly feasibly be looking forward to seeing your sister NAME on Saturday No I thought not NAME Well my shift in the shop was great fun I got lots of chemistry done and had a generally good day Yes I sold quite a bit which is always quite nice Yes I like operating the till but I do nt tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did strictly reading between the lines However the till made a funny noise at me yesterday so I do nt know if it still likes me Glad to hear you ve been tilltrained So few people are these days It is a dying ritual Perhaps when you are being rude to yourself you are really being honest about yourself yes no Oh I m sure you re not Anyway have you heard the latest from NAME Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me but I could see it coming He d been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time He d also been acting quite strangely in your flat too ask NAME He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her NUM day Curiouser and curiouser Anyway his latest personal statement CHAR quote from NAME I have similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who has evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits Well NAME of that what you will but the consequences are perfectly clear to me Actually they are not Do you have any ideas Let me know quickly before it s too late Now NAME a request Do you have any pictures of characters from NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM I was especially looking for NAME NAME the NUM little aliens NAME and basically everything Also do you have the kind of picture that says NAME NAME NUM kind of like the same thing as you had for Voyager If you do have any of the above stuff then would you email it to me I think that the final outcome of my little project in computeranimation land might quite amuse you Anyway WHATever So I m working again tomorrow Today I was wallpapering very tedious What have you been up to Well I look forward to hearing from you again soon NAME NAME Did you see any GERMS around NAME CHAR I hope not You see I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat We shall have live next term in fully protective biohazard suits I hope the girls do nt mind being ever so slightly unfashionable but high strength germresistant plastic is coming in is nt it Germs resent NAME NAME NAME as NAME would say although I totally disagree with the implications of this name seriously seriously seriously There are limits to everything except NAME We are so often blind to our own little faults I could nt agree more wholeheartedly You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your strategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to NAME NAME idea Although I think it would digress into a sort of letsseehowwecanreallyannoyMarshallAbecausetheyaremaking usgivethemmoneytypemeeting Needless to say with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge The fact that it NAME clock sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading Oh dear oh dear oh dear Talk about scientific objectivity and lack of bias Seriously no though NAME you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius Well the book which NAME gave me is called Stress NAME NAME and is by NAME NAME It is light reading and appears to be about stress never judge a book by its title and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and I was nt counting on you managing to get all the way up to NAME but if you happened to be there the shop is at NUM church street which is basically up a little street from the town hall the same street as the police station is on It is quite a small shop and would take at least NUM minutes to find It is next to a hairdressers Anyway with respect to the leaflets you HAVE been busy The sunset Yes I took some photos but I do nt think they can capture the same awe or significance which comes across when you actually see something so beautiful Anyway They may aid my memory in remembering it I like NAME s ways of speaking getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas While you still spell it without a capital CHAR Be consistent NAME you ve been to NAME how cool Did you see our chips So have they finally got the address lists printed now Did you manage to get a copy of it You could nt send scan email me a copy of it possibly could you You do nt have to but do so if you would like to as NAME and I could do with one so that we can send Christmas cards to our fell group Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider Netscape instant messaging service No I do nt work for them Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive but could you possibly feasibly be looking forward to seeing your sister NAME on Saturday No I thought not NAME Well my shift in the shop was great fun I got lots of chemistry done and had a generally good day Yes I sold quite a bit which is always quite nice Yes I like operating the till but I do nt tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did strictly reading between the lines However the till made a funny noise at me yesterday so I do nt know if it still likes me Glad to hear you ve been tilltrained So few people are these days It is a dying ritual Perhaps when you are being rude to yourself you are really being honest about yourself yes no Oh I m sure you re not Anyway have you heard the latest from NAME Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me but I could see it coming He d been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time He d also been acting quite strangely in your flat too ask NAME He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her NUM day Curiouser and curiouser Anyway his latest personal statement CHAR quote from NAME I have similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who has evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits Well NAME of that what you will but the consequences are perfectly clear to me Actually they are not Do you have any ideas Let me know quickly before it s too late Now NAME a request Do you have any pictures of characters from NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM I was especially looking for NAME NAME the NUM little aliens NAME and basically everything Also do you have the kind of picture that says NAME NAME NUM kind of like the same thing as you had for Voyager If you do have any of the above stuff then would you email it to me I think that the final outcome of my little project in computeranimation land might quite amuse you Anyway WHATever So I m working again tomorrow Today I was wallpapering very tedious What have you been up to Well I look forward to hearing from you again soon NAME NAME Did you see any GERMS around NAME CHAR I hope not You see I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat We shall have live next term in fully protective biohazard suits I hope the girls do nt mind being ever so slightly unfashionable but high strength germresistant plastic is coming in is nt it NAME s early years Hi NAME Do they sell brylcreem You have an absolutely onetrack mind I have no idea You could nt send scan email me a copy of it possibly could you Possibly NAME Where do I find it NAME NAME NAME Service Well go to WEBSITE download NAME NAME NAME The entire process should take about NUM minutes but it is definitely worth it By the way before you are allowed to download NAME the website will require you to sign up for it You should think about a suitable username for this Mine is NAME NAME s is NAME and NAME s is NAME Anyway let me know if you get it It has enormous potential I d definitely give you an F in NAME between the lines NAME What An CHAR I want to appeal I m in a state of shock He the till an INANIMATE object detected a nasty vibe from you Now really NAME You are far too attached and intune with tills I might be required to add the letters NAME to your name Till NAME Very catchy Oh have psychic powers now too do we Too As well as what No I do not possess psychic powers You had her NAME thoroughly bemused Excellent Stage NUM completed successfully NAME will be pleased with this confirmation of our progress On NAME s revelation Sounds worrying We have a slug for a CU rep Perhaps worse a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug Worse still you have a Flatmate with the characteristics of a slug So NAME is slow leaves slim wherever he goes and has uncontrollable mating habits I can confirm your worst fears NAME is slow NAME leaves slime wherever he goes Any metaphors much appreciated NAME has uncontrollable mating habits I agree with your diagnosis that he is suffering from a stressinduced illness It is obviously up to us to cure him But how I have the ability to pass through a inch thick wooden door NAME You re paranoid You re obsessed You re a madman You re gullible Well NAME I m sorry to hear that your grandmother died I hope you and your family are okay It is very difficult to come to terms with the idea that someone is just no longer there When my grandfather died some years ago I did nt feel terribly upset Obviously I loved him but he lived in another country and I did nt see him often so it did nt affect me as I thought perhaps it ought to have So I was working yesterday and today I ve been wallpapering and doing some organic chemistry I m looking forward to tomorrow evening because our flat is supposed to be having an online chat I do nt think it will be with NAME NAME yet as I do nt think we have all downloaded it yet but we might have Anyway that will hopefully be good fun I chatted online with NAME on Thursday evening which was quite fun too Would you like to chat online sometime You ll never guess what I got in the post today I received a letter from a company offering to sell me a personalised car registration number The number was NAME EST quite ridiculous The price was similarly senseless pound NUM Imagine Some people are just absolutely mad Who on earth would pay that much money for such a thing It s not even as if I have a car yet I hope you are feeling better than you were this morning Is your sister back yet Did you enjoy going for a walk to the post office and posting all your Christmas cards Well I m hungry In fact I m starving so I m looking forward to dinner Once again I m sorry that this is a short email but nothing much happens here for me to write about I suppose I could make up some fantastically delusional myths Yes that would be fun Well a long time ago in the delta NAME all my stories start there it s such a happening place there was a young computer named NAME She was a very lonely computer and often wondered where her future lay She desperately wished that she could have a young computer programmer to love and NAME NUM day she met a raven This raven was called NUM translates to NAME remember him and an aura of NAME enveloped him IN fact it enveloped him so thickly that young NAME could nt even see him so she relied on her NAME NAME NAME NAME System logos Greek the word Anyway NAME and NAME had a heart to binarymatrix talk the outcome of which changed NAME s harddisk forever Shortly after their conversation for NAME was very impetuous NAME successfully pleaded with NAME to transport her to earth That gallant raven obliged and NAME met up with a strange young man Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibioustype creature who had evolved NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits However she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself Anyway she introduced herself to the young computer scientist for that was what he was who fell head over heels in love with her he was good at gymnastics NAME for that was this intriguing young programmer s name and NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns The end or just the beginning Well make of that what you will NAME I shall stop now before I think of any more nonsense I look forward to receiving your reply Sincerely NAME NAME Dear NAME Did you say oh bother and fall over again Why yes naturally If your question is GENUINE and your concerns are REAL Of course my concerns are not genuine or real NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware I am perfectly certain his statement was written in a moment of impetuous thinking NUM of the things I do nt get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do nt talk to others about things As you said this is a generalisation but on the whole I think you are quite correct in saying so But to whom would guys tell something like that I presume girls would confide in a very close friend Guys do nt talk about that kind of thing generally It seems to be more difficult for us to make ourselves emotionally vulnerable How come girls have such close friendships I mean they quite often phone each other every day like NAME and NAME told me they do over the holidays That is quite difficult to understand Guys seem to be the complete opposite they do nt seem to have the same need to communicate as frequently or intimately at all I m not trying to say that guys do nt have close friendships it s just that they seem to have a different mode of friendship perhaps a different way of getting to the same objective But why do guys bottle things up Perhaps because they think they can cope with it themselves Perhaps because they re not used to sharing things as much as girls may be I do nt know but it cannot make them very happy Re gullibility I am NOT That hurt I m sorry NAME This confuses me Sometimes I say things to you in emails that I think you might take offence at I am therefore am slightly worried at their reception but they are quite often accepted as perfectly appropriate by you Then I say things like the above which I assumed you would realise was absolutely sarcastic as I think you are generally anything but gullible It is difficult Anyway I m sorry if I hurt your feelings constantly teased you ll insult me etc Do you really not like me teasing you I think I do it quite often Do you mind Should I try not to How come a till is an inanimate object but NAME is treated as an individual Bit of discrimination there I think My answer is that I have never met a till with personality whereas NAME most certainly has personality and sometimes not too nice a one either I quote from correspondence with NAME She NAME seems to enjoy showing a certain photo of a certain person I know dressed in a certain white coat with a certain bottle of shampoo in his hand In fact she keeps showing it to all the people she knows I m beginning to wonder whether it s a bit of an obsession Suffice it to say that I sha nt regret my little excursion into NAME NAME world with NAME s pictures after reading something like that Well NAME it would have been nice if you had been online last night as some of us chatted for a while in the marshallbees chatroom In the end NAME NAME NAME and I turned up We talked for about an hour about various things An uninvited guest turned up calling himself NAME We do nt know who he was but he was very nasty and called us names like elitists and cliquey only he called it clicky and NAME corrected him NAME told him she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly Then we all told him to go away and learn to spell and I told him to learn grammar too It was quite amusing and NAME was quite rude towards him By the way NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction I just hope we do nt actually know NAME NAME It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we d invited to chat So are you okay What have you been doing for the past few days I ve been doing something I never thought possible I now actually ENJOY organic chemistry This is wonderful news and means that I might not fail my exams at the end of the year I did absolutely none of it all last year even though it counted for a third of the course but have now found that it is actually quite simple and good fun This afternoon I synthesised cocaine and opium on PAPER I did nt work today even though I thought I was going to be Instead I am probably working tomorrow and Wednesday Did you get your cards made for the rd World Shop Are they good I think no ill of you for not being stupid enough to walk through NAME at night to post your Christmas cards the day the lights went out Hey NAME NAME If your question is GENUINE and your concerns are REAL Of course my concerns are not genuine or real well how was I supposed to know NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware I was nt questioning his sanity We were talking about stress You can be stressed but totally sane I am perfectly certain his statement was written in a moment of impetuous thinking probably but I m not sure if I can always tell with NAME any more It seems to be more difficult for us to make ourselves emotionally vulnerable yes I think I d agree with that one Guys seem to be the complete opposite they do nt seem to have the same need to communicate as frequently or intimately at all well Have you ever thought of it this way Perhaps they need to communicate more frequently but wo nt Men are from NAME Women are from NAME says that when guys have a problem they retreat into a cave and try sorting it themselves while women talk I quote one of the biggest differences between men and women is how they cope with stress Men become increasingly focused and withdrawn while women become increasingly overwhelmed and emotionally involved At these times a man s needs are different from a woman s He feels better by solving problems while she feels better by talking about problems But why do guys bottle things up Perhaps because they think they can cope with it themselves Perhaps because they re not used to sharing things as much as girls may be I quote again A Venusian woman feels good about herself when she has loving friends with whom to share her feelings and problems CHAR NAME man feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave Big generalisations again but you get the point I do nt know but it cannot make them very happy I would agree with that However I do nt understand guys so maybe it does make them happy or feel good about themselves as the book suggests Re gullibility I am NOT That hurt I m sorry NAME This confuses me Sometimes I say things to you in emails that I think you might take offence at I am therefore am slightly worried at their reception but they are quite often accepted as perfectly appropriate by you Well I guess sometimes things get a bit close to the bone I did nt know you were only being sarcastic well I could nt tell and I was nt in a good mood at the time as you might have guessed by my curt replies I should nt have taken offence but I HATE being accused of being gulible coz as you say I am usually anything but However it s difficult to tell with email exactly how you express things as the NAME Library Guide warned remember that one Do you really not like me teasing you I think I do it quite often Do you mind Should I try not to I do nt mind teasing so long as it does nt go too far I know that sounds as if I m being difficult and it s hard to know how far to go but that s just the truth I am a typical person full of twisted self pride and a bundle of contradictions It s easy to tell if you ve gone too far when you talk face to face as an instant response can be made to let you know But in email it s not so easy as you get these statements and do nt know if it s what the other person really believes if it s a joke a wind up or what Whatever How come a till is an inanimate object but NAME is treated as an individual Bit of discrimination there I think My answer is that I have never met a till with personality whereas NAME most certainly has personality I m sorry but I have to protest NAME only has the personality that NAME choses to tell you she has He s telling stories NAME I m going to incur the wrath of NAME in saying that However I m not scared coz he s NOT NAME I sha nt regret my little excursion into NAME NAME world with NAME s pictures after reading something like that what are you hatching up I want to know Well NAME it would have been nice if you had been online last night An uninvited guest turned up calling himself NAME Then we all told him to go away I know when I m not wanted joke It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we d invited to chat well if that was the case they were asking for it by not revealing their true identity So are you okay yes Thankfully I have nt caught the cold that my sister NAME has at present most unpleasant What have you been doing for the past few days LOTS of shopping NAME I ve bought all the presents I need to buy How satisfying Also stuffing envelopes through letter boxes I ve been doing something I never thought possible I now actually ENJOY organic chemistry I did absolutely none of it all last year was that the one which you stategically passed by answering only NUM or something like that of the paper Did you get your cards made for the rd World Shop no coz I had no card left I got some more today so am going to make some tonight while watching the next episode of Wives and NAME I was watching the first part last night and it suddenly zapped off and the whole house plunged into darkness We had a power cut It was really rather exciting I was sitting on the floor stuffing gospels into envelopes we needed more done while NAME was lounging on the settee We were just getting stuck in with NAME and her little life when everything went off Mad We could nt see a thing Thankfully we have a torch in the sitting room near the back door for when dad goes and checks his weather station he has a thermometer and a rain gauge outside which he checks several times a day it s a hobby I call it an obsession which he has had for the past NUM years so we managed to find that and seek out the matches and candles galore to light the house In the meantime mam was in a mood upstairs as she d been in the middle of doing some work when the lights went out Well just imagine if you were struggling to diagnose what s wrong with someone s health and just as you re getting there everything goes pitch black NAME So I delivered some candles to her had the torch pinched from me by dad who set about trying to electricute himself by investigating the fuse box He then rang NAME Electric who said they were investigating too Meanwhile NAME was getting annoyed as she wanted to watch the video but could nt Then she wanted some hot chocolate but the kettle would nt boil We could nt even boil some water on the hob as that is electric too I carried on stuffing envelopes by candle light and when I was done thought I d go and email NAME no chance Just makes you realise how much our everyday activites depend upon electricity Anyway we decided to put the Christmas NAME the big CHAR tree up so did that and decorated it and then the lights suddenly came back on again So after hrs of exciting candlelight we returned to the modern form of illumination and put the video back on I mentioned about stuffing envelopes Well we have now delivered a lot of gospels round the area On monday morning NAME and I did NUM blocks of flats while dad and a bloke called NAME did a whole load of streets Last night dad NAME and NAME NUM other people from church did a whole load too while I stuffed some more envelopes as I realised we were going to run out It s not been too bad actually getting the things delivered I mean apart from the deception involved People are not supposed to be able to go into the flats and deliver stuff through letter boxes Well that s what the porter of NUM block told us I reckon he was just being difficult It meant we could nt do that block but we did the rest by sneaking in after people who have keys or by ringing the number of someone we knew and getting them to let us in A bit cheeky but we had no other way of getting in So I ve now got all my Christmas presents for people NAME NAME that is the result of a great deal of time spent in town NAME and I went at NUM NUM yesterday morning had lunch at NAME shopped till we dropped and then went to the cinema to see NAME s Angels I d already seen it but NAME wanted to go to the pictures and it was the only thing vaguely worth watching Today after lunch NAME and I were getting bored so we went into town again and got the NAME to the airport I like planes Does it not amaze you how such collosal hunks of machinery stuffed full of mechanical parts people and their luggage can get off the ground and NAME We had a great ride on the NAME and then went to the airport cafe and had a drink while watching people getting onto the planes Then we went out onto the viewing terrace and watched NUM planes take off We spent about an hour and a half at the airport before getting the NAME back into town and doing a bit of shopping for mam and then walking home I m whacked I still have nt done any uni work Not good I am just not motivated to get on with it I ll probably do some on Friday though Ca nt do any tomorrow as NAME and NAME are coming They re going to stay over tomorrow night too I m really looking forward to seeing them again My NAME s funeral has been arranged for a week on friday I think that is really late NUM weeks after she died We re going to go down to NAME for it so will have to fix up somewhere to stay I ve never been to a funeral before My dad s been asked to do it too Can you imagine doing your on mother s funeral Well what else have I got to say Nothing much Oh except has anything arrived for you in the post yet I sent it nd class so it ll probably take ages I was nt sure on the address either NAME Well I have to go My fish fingers and chips are ready Hope you are having fun bye for now NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Hi hello NAME I m not sure if I can always tell with NAME any more What do you mean only that I m not always sure if there is any truth behind NAME s musings Sometimes there is sometimes there is nt that s how I ca nt always tell I used to think I knew but that only showed how much I did nt know of him Get what I mean You think you know someone and then realise there is a whole load of stuff you did nt know about them Its the same with anyone it s the getting to know people process WHATever Perhaps they guys need to communicate more frequently but wo nt Surely we re not that stupid I understand the need to try and solve the problem I also understand the release gained by sharing your troubles with someone else good In a way though I think the generalisation does sum up a lot of guys attitudes to things Generally a lot of blokes do nt find it easy to talk about personal stuff etc and all I m saying is that they could do with opening up more Just a thought A Venusian woman feels good A Martian man feels good I think I disagree with this Surely both men and women alike feel good when they have loving friends with whom to share their feelings and problems Why how could marriage work if NUM party decided they could solve all their problems on their own precisely The book is full of generalisations though you have to realise that The author is highlighting some of the causes of relationship misunderstandings and explains some of the basic instincts if you can call it that of men and women Of course they do nt apply to all people He NAME now communicates with me only through his lawyer a Mr NAME you re both as nuts as each other or should I say all NUM of you are as nuts as each other you NAME and NAME NAME Well How do you like that very much I enjoyed reading it immensely You re in the soup boyo Perhaps you are unaware of the origins of this untuck joke I was until now Very amusing What are you hatching up I want to know I am unsure as yet but I have some ideas vague and mysterious LOTS of shopping NAME Do you actually ENJOY shopping Why yes and no I enjoy shopping to a certain degree in moderation and when I can find what I want Otherwise no I ca nt say that I do Depends what mood I m in The NAME referred to the fact that I d eventually bought all my presents not to the LOTS of shopping power cut we move from a little village of a few hundred people to an isolated hamlet farm with only about NUM people because we expect there to be more opportunities for power cuts out in the country rather than in a village Then what happens There have nt been any in the last year Whilst you on the other hand living in a sprawling metropolis of a city have a NUM hour power cut Talk about UNFAIR I m quite jealous what a funny life you lead NAME I quote You are a sad strange little man NAME NAME NAME Do you have collections no Do you Actually I will have NUM collection I and my flatmates have to collect a cheque for pound NUM from the beloved residents of NAME CHAR on our return to NAME How exciting I m feeling quite anxious about it Funerals are quite strange No I ca nt imagine doing my own mother s funeral Does he really want to do it I do nt really know He was nt keen but his brothers and sister are keen on him doing it so I think he agreed coz of them Has anything arrived for you in the post yet Yes It arrived yesterday Thanks soooo much you re welcome The holographic doctor picture is soooooooo cool It s going up on my door next term I was going to send the Captain NAME one instead but then spotted the Doctor and was sure you d prefer him Also the NAME NAME NUM stuff is really useful all the pictures I wanted are there I have done very little picture manipulation so far I have put NAME s head on one of the girls on the NAME cover NAME asked me to do NAME and NAME so I have to find a piccie of NAME too DO NT tell NAME I want it to be a surprise for her What is her address I got it from you in the summer but like with so many things have lost it I also want some ideas as to what I could do with pictures of NAME NAME NAME My sister NAME and NAME came down from NAME yesterday They stayed the night and are going back this evening They brought our Christmas presents rather exciting looking I m still feeling anxious about Christmas day down They re going back to spend Christmas with NAME parents and then are coming again at New Year This morning we went to NAME Lake to feed the ducks NAME fun just like when we were kids Now we re all feeling a bit whacked and NAME and NAME are watching The Remains of the NAME while NAME is baking NAME is working dad is at school mam at work and I m typing I m off now Hope you re having fun Bye for now NAME It s nice to be important but it s important to be nice Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Hi Hi NAME You can be stressed but totally sane I m certainly glad that s true since there are a lot of stressed people around I m not sure if I can always tell with NAME any more What do you mean Perhaps they guys need to communicate more frequently but wo nt Surely we re not that stupid I understand the need to try and solve the problem I also understand the release gained by sharing your troubles with someone else A Venusian woman feels good about herself when she has loving friends with whom to share her feelings and problems CHAR NAME man feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave I think I disagree with this Surely both men and women alike feel good when they have loving friends with whom to share their feelings and problems Why how could marriage work if NUM party decided they could solve all their problems on their own It s difficult to tell with email exactly how you express things as the NAME Library NAME warned remember that one Okay it was the NAME ITS Guide to NAME and not only do I remember it I can call it up Excerpt from email dated th July NUM to NAME from NAME I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet Computing at NAME Do nt tell me you have nt read it I m amazed Utterly confounded Bemused confused and finally shocked Section NUM Never forget that the person on the other end is human It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of facetoface communication I agree Email is sometimes a difficult medium for communicating through I m going to incur the wrath of NAME in saying that However I m not scared coz he s NOT NAME YOU will incur the wrath of NAME I think I already have He now communicates with me only through his lawyer a Mr NAME This is the last email I received from him NAME NAME Esq As Mr NAME s lawyer I assure you that you are how shall I put it in the soup Frankly you are a very unwise young man to have crossed my client You have dealt in an immature manner and will be dealt with accordingly You may be assured that you will be sued to the full extent of the law and will probably never see your homeland again You can expect to be deported as a slave to NAME Oh yes Mr NAME you have played with fire and now you re going to get burned or burrrrrrrrned as you would say You have unfortunately messed with one of the most important personages in the country in the form of my client and I do nt get paid pound NUM an hour to fool around in other words your life as you know it is about to be terminated So there s the good news Mr NAME The bad news is that my people thugs mercenaries some might call them will be round shortly to untuck your bedsheet Yes it s true Mr NAME I m afraid there is no easy way to break this kind of news So until we meet face to face probably in the dock let me wish you a happy future Sincerely Mr NAME Well How do you like that I got that communication directly before I went to bed so I was nervously looking around for the thugs mercenaries who were dispatched to untuck my bedsheets Perhaps you are unaware of the origins of this untuck joke You see NUM night I was just settling down to a good night s rest when NAME banged on my door I was reluctant to let him in as I was tired but he would not take no for an answer When I entered my room he immediately called NAME and the NUM of them spent the next NUM minutes laughing at the way in which my duvet still looked perfect even when I was in my bed They also laughed in amazement at how my pillowcase was as uncreased as normal even with my head on it They then took great delight in messing up my bedclothes and messing up my hair I was slightly nonplussed to say the least What are you hatching up I want to know I am unsure as yet but I have some ideas LOTS of shopping NAME Do you actually ENJOY shopping Why Was that the one which you strategically passed by answering only NUM or something like that of the paper Yes We had a power cut Oh How perfectly delightful You are fortunate It s kind of unfair though You see we move from a little village of a few hundred people to an isolated hamlet farm with only about NUM people because we expect there to be more opportunities for power cuts out in the country rather than in a village Then what happens There have nt been any in the last year Whilst you on the other hand living in a sprawling metropolis of a city have a NUM hour power cut Talk about UNFAIR I m quite jealous NAME makes you realise how much our everyday activities depend upon electricity Well it does nt sound like you were able to do much without electricity Do nt you have a little gaspowered stove to make hot chocolate during emergency powercuts Do nt you have a real fire to heat your house when the electricity is unavailable We do but then we almost bought a portable electrical generator for powercuts but we decided not to We like to be prepared NAME and I went to the cinema to see NAME s Angels My dad and brother are going to see that in NAME tomorrow amongst other things Does it not amaze you how such colossal hunks of machinery stuffed full of mechanical parts people and their luggage can get off the ground and NAME Yes but it amazes me more how such tiny things like birds can fly I still have nt done any uni work Do you have collections I ve never been to a funeral before My dad s been asked to do it too Can you imagine doing your on mother s funeral Funerals are quite strange No I ca nt imagine doing my own mother s funeral Does he really want to do it Has anything arrived for you in the post yet Yes It arrived yesterday Thanks soooo much The holographic doctor picture is soooooooo cool It s going up on my door next term Also the NAME NAME NUM stuff is really useful all the pictures I wanted are there Thanks VERY much NAME Also thanks for the address list I will return the items you wish back at the beginning of next term My fish fingers and chips are ready Do you know what they re REALLY made from NAME and Potatoes Well hope you are having a good time NAME See you NAME Musings on life NAME NAME I m not always sure if there is any truth behind NAME s musings Perhaps that is true sometimes but you have to remember they are just musings I know it is very easy to think NAME is really very wise and usually has it absolutely right However perhaps the way he says things so slowly and carefully and thoughtfully help project this image I do nt know He often has quite insightful comments though perhaps that s because he thinks about things before he says them more than most may However thinking about things does nt necessarily produce the right answers What a funny life you lead NAME I quote You are a sad strange little man NAME NAME NAME Do you really think I live a weird life Do you really think I am a sad strange little man I hope not Do you have collections Yes Although they do nt count Actually I will have NUM collection I and my flatmates have to collect a cheque for pound NUM from the beloved residents of NAME CHAR on our return to NAME This fiasco could start a war You know NAME is dead against you taking our money I think the other NUM are as yet undecided but keep playing along as it could be fun Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet I was going to send the Captain NAME one instead but then spotted the Doctor and was sure you d prefer him I do but our dearly beloved Captain comes a close second Talking of the doctor I saw him in a film last night It was totally disconnected with NAME NAME which was quite odd I think he had a minor role as a businessman who got killed I have done very little picture manipulation so far I have put NAME s head on one of the girls on the NAME cover NAME asked me to do NAME and NAME so I have to find a piccie of NAME too DO NT tell NAME I want it to be a surprise for her What is her address Very amusing NAME s address is NUM Chestnut NAME NAME NAME NAME AE It s a pity you ll probably be too late to send it for her birthday on the th Well I have been wrapping presents this evening after a not very fruitful day on the chemistry front Oh well What have you been up to This is a very short email sorry See you NAME Re Musings on life NAME What a funny life you lead NAME I quote You are a sad strange little man NAME NAME NAME Do you really think I live a weird life Do you really think I am a sad strange little man I hope not no not really but kind of You get thrills out of the funniest things or claim to at least which makes me laugh but that is no more weird than anyone else We re all unique This fiasco could start a war oooohhhoooo Who s declaring You know NAME is dead against you taking our money I sincerely hope NAME is not dead I think the other NUM are as yet undecided but keep playing along as it could be fun UNDECIDED About us taking pound NUM from you Are they abnormal I really think they should have formed an opinion on it Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet funnily enough I do nt think I have NAME s address is It s a pity you ll probably be too late to send it for her birthday on the th yes I will but never mind I ll send it anyway and it ll have to be late I knew it was her birthday soon but for some reason best know to myself in fact it s not even known to me I thought it was on the th NAME Well I have been wrapping presents this evening after a not very fruitful day on the chemistry front I ca nt imagine that the study of chemistry can have much to do with fruit Oh well What have you been up to Well where shall I begin There s not much to tell On friday we went shopping again but this time to get all the food we need for Christmas We got our turkey they are SUCH a ripoff price and all the sprouts you could wish for as well as lots of other yummy foods That was in the afternoon In the morning we went for a walk with NAME and NAME We went in the car to NAME lake and fed the ducks Have I told you this already I lost the last email I sent to you and ca nt really remember what I waffled on about Sorry if there is any duplication Forgive my dopeyness Yesterday mam was at work in the morning so I dossed the time away in the house manipulating my NAME picture It looks pretty good now In the afternoon I read and then watched a video while making some more cards Mam dad and NAME went with some people from church and did NAME singing in the old people s homes near us I did nt go as the last time I went I ended up on the floor unconcious I always find the places far too hot they have to be warm for the old people and I fainted as a result I ve avoided going back ever since I m a wimp I then wrapped presents for friends from church I did the family NUM on Tuesday after I d bought them and we watched You ve Got Mail NAME had never seen it before and was nt too impressed I think it s great Today we have had our church services and this afternoon was the NAME service You know how we sent out all those gospels Well there was an invite with them for people to come to the service this afternoon and out of all NUM that went out only NUM person came He seemed really nice though and had a good chat with several people from church so I hope he comes back This is a very short email sorry well mine s not the longest thing in the world either but I have to go now as my mulled punch is ready NAME how posh Mam got it as a Christmas NAME treat We re going to leave some at the bottom of the chimney along with a mince pie for Father Christmas Do you think he ll like them I m a crackerjack I m off MERRY NAME NAME Have fun I m getting my camera tomorrow The anxiety will be gone then Bye NAME NAME be to the NAME the NAME of NAME because He has come and has redeemed His people NAME NUM SMILEY Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Happy Christmas NAME NAME hello again Glad you had a good white Christmas In response to your last email Reasons why we shall win NAME has an evil laugh which turns human blood to jelly there s no denying that NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that well he s not likely to be wrong is he Not because he s NAME but what is the probability of us getting pound NUM out of you lot NAME NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dreadword vacuumcleaner no that s not true I m so used to dear NAME that I have no problem with him being talked about NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless not true either She s not ALL that messy anyway NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha which is perhaps a good thing We are strange you said it Why It s brilliant You ve Got Mail What on earth did nt she NAME like about it when I put this question to her her only reply was I just did nt like it She was in one of her uncommunicative moods I m a crackerjack What on earth are you talking about myself It s another of those favoured expressions in our family I think I got a hold of it from my Grandad So how do you like your NEW CAMERA Have you taken pictures yet I look forward to seeing it on return to NAME my camera is NAME I ve taken quite a lot of pictures but have no idea how they ll come out I m still not all that clued up on this shutterspeed ans aperture malarky When I took photos with NAME s camera he was always there to tell me what to do and help me I m a bit flummoxed at times but I m trying to learn how to use it properly myself Well this is how my day went I got up at am and looked out of the window to see SNOW Doubletriplebackfliphandstand and joyous shout of exultant delight Yes I had a white Christmas Now NAME I m going to tell you a profound truth THAT rates much higher on the jealousy scale I would have LOVED a white Christmas and to be able to sledge and make snowmen As it was we just froze However we did wake up on boxing day to NAME but it all melted by am Anyway Christmas day was great We opened our stockings at am then went to church at am Then came home and me and NAME did the dinner yumyum Then we all ate the dinner even yummier before opening our pressies Other than the camera and it s case I did nt get much but I do nt mind a bit Oh I got some NAME tokens which I ll probably use to get more stuff for making cards or use to buy some camera films In the evening we watched Chicken Run great stuff Yesterday as it was NAME NAME s Day as well as NAME NAME we had a church service as our church is called NAME NAME s I m not convinced by this whole special saints day malarky but we have a service on NAME NAME s day every year so I went along as I always have done We had a great time in our house afterwards when some people from church came back for tea and coffee I took loads of pictures of them and we chatted for ages which was really nice Then in the afternoon we went to NAME Hall for a walk Today I ve been sale shopping Enough said Did nt get anything Tomorrow we are going down to NAME to stay until Sat The funeral is on Friday Well I must dash as NAME is yelling for me to come to tea Have fun pal from NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE SNOW NAME NAME Optical Weather No I do nt think that makes sense either NAME ie CHAR you only need NUM more letters to make a complete set of vowels NAME CHAR cheery Captain of snowy envy But what is the probability of us getting pound NUM out of you lot NAME Actually at this moment in time I m feeling so mad that I would actually go and write your flat out a cheque for pound NUM this very moment I do nt always feel like this it s just that I m listening to some music I like and it makes me very happy However please DO NT tell me flatmates what I ve just said They ll never trust me with the flat accounts again I m so used to dear NAME that I have no problem with him being talked about I have heard that you do most of the cleaning in your flat I m most impressed Especially with getting up in the middle of the night to clean the kitchen excellent dedication She s NAME not ALL that messy anyway Yes she is you should live with her Although her untidiness is really amusing and I do nt mind it My camera is NAME I m glad to hear it Yes I do nt understand shutter speed and apertures either My brother once attempted to explain them to me but I gave up pretty quickly Now NAME I m going to tell you a profound truth THAT rates much higher on the jealousy scale I would have LOVED a white Christmas and to be able to sledge and make snowmen As it was we just froze However we did wake up on NAME NAME to NAME but it all melted by am Oh well never mind NAME It s not your fault you do nt live on the right side of the border However I must object to your statement that the snow had melted by am on NAME NAME I passed through NAME about NUM NUM and later at NUM NUM and there was still snow at the edges of the motorway and in the fields My family and I went down to NAME on NAME NAME to let my Grandmother see it We had lunch in NAME CHAR and then went around the city The flat was FREEZING There was no sign of any disturbances at your flat door I m sure you ll be relieved to hear Today I ve been sale shopping Enough said Did nt get anything I m going to NAME to do the same tomorrow after spending the morning working in NAME I hope I DO get some things In keeping with the snowy theme of this email I should like to point out that I m very excited because NUM inches of snow are forecast for my house tomorrow I m in a joyful mode To make matters more exciting we re all going up to NAME in the highlands of NAME on Saturday for a few days holiday at New Year NAME NAME glorious snow There s nothing quite like it for cooling the blood Well I ll hear from you sometime I hope and I hope the funeral is okay NAME Happy Christmas NAME NAME NAME Christmas NAME This fiasco could start a war NAME Who s declaring NAME CHAR hereby declares war on the residents and furnishings of NAME NAME We will do all within our power to defeat you We will fight you on the stairs we will fight you in your rooms we will fight you in the hallways and corridors of power We will do all humanly possible to protect our land and it s inheritance We will not rest until you have been defeated Reasons why we shall win NAME has an evil laugh which turns human blood to jelly NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dreadword vacuumcleaner NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha I sincerely hope NAME is not dead So do I I have collections to think of when I return to NAME My degree cannot be hampered by the death of a friend UNDECIDED About us taking pound NUM from you Are they abnormal I really think they should have formed an opinion on it So do I but then they are from NAME NAME We are strange Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet Funnily enough I do nt think I have I ca nt imagine that the study of chemistry can have much to do with fruit Oh it can have NAME has to do with everything physical We went in the car to NAME lake and fed the ducks Have I told you this already Yes but I do nt mind The last time I went I ended up on the floor unconscious NAME We watched You ve Got Mail NAME had never seen it before and was nt too impressed Why It s brilliant What on earth did nt she like about it I m a crackerjack What on earth are you talking about Well HAPPY NAME NAME Did you have a good day So how do you like your NEW CAMERA Have you taken pictures yet I look forward to seeing it on return to NAME Well this is how my day went I got up at am and looked out of the window to see SNOW Doubletriplebackfliphandstand and joyous shout of exultant delight Yes I had a white Christmas It was truly lovely We opened presents in the morning and then my dad and I went for a walk in the snow before Christmas dinner Then we came back and had my favourite meal of the year It was good This afternoon I have been relaxing and talking fun So what did you do for Christmas Bye for now NAME hello Hello boys Just a quick note to say hello before my lecture and to say sorry for being rather antisocial and unwelcoming yesterday I was not in the best of moods and NAME getting on my nerves made it no better Hope you all have a funfilled day I have NUM boring lectures but am trying to look on the bright side See you later NAME xx Sticks and stones may break my bones words sometimes harm me more fancy dress NAME GREAT idea You should go to NAME s party as someone from NAME All you d need is a pair of black trousers and a black jacket of some sort easily attainable from a nd hand shop which could be modified to look like the star Trek thingys Go on NAME it would be great You could fulfil your desire to be the holographic doctor I can give you a hand with the costume if you want I can sew Oh what fun See you got a lecture now must dash NAME Re fancy dress Hi NAME It s a good idea I almost wish I was going However A few weeks ago I promised someone I would go to the Identity talk on Wednesday night So NUM cannot go to the party I hope you have a very good time NAME NAME wrote NAME GREAT idea You should go to NAME s party as someone from NAME All you d need is a pair of black trousers and a black jacket of some sort easily attainable from a nd hand shop which could be modified to look like the star Trek thingys Go on NAME it would be great You could fulfil your desire to be the holographic doctor I can give you a hand with the costume if you want I can sew Oh what fun See you got a lecture now must dash NAME Re fancy dress NAME that s NO excuse The talks will be over by NUM and that gives PLENTY of time to go to the party Dear dear Oh bother NAME you re just trying to get out of it See you NAME ALMOST wish you were going NAME wrote Hi NAME It s a good idea I almost wish I was going However A few weeks ago I promised someone I would go to the Identity talk on Wednesday night So NUM cannot go to the party I hope you have a very good time NAME Re fancy dress PS I ve just reread the invite and the party STARTS at NUM I m going to the IDENTITY talk too and then will go on to the party Re fancy dress NAME If it s CHAR you re worried about then stop worrying SMILEY NUM in that flat knows anything about that yet NAME I m only teasing I will NOT do it again Tell me off if I do I apologise in advance Just got this and am VERY bored waiting in the library for the snow to stop yes I m a wuss and do nt want to get all cold and wet So I apologise if you are not interested in my bumpf just sling it but here goes NAME wrote Had some free time so decided to fill this in enjoy NAME Okay here s what you re supposed to do NAME not forward this entire email and paste it onto a new email that you will send Change all of the answers so that they apply to you Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you LIVING ARRANGEMENT Flat with no plaster on the walls but NUM fantastic flatmates who CHAR love to bits that was NAME s but it suits me too I live in NAME CHAR and if you ve never visited you should have WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW I m not reading a book I m reading the computer screen How NAME was that are you impressed NAME Seriously though in my free time of which I have loads I have nt been doing much reading other than the NAME I have been trying to read the Chronicles of NAME and have got almost to the end of The NAME the Witch and the Wardrobe WHAT S ON YOUR MOUSE NAME Little Miss Contrary Hmmm interpret that as you will FAVOURITE BOARD GAME not that into boardgames Monopoly is fun unless I play with my dad FAVOURITE MAGAZINE pass FAVOURITE SMELLS oh loads FAVOURITE SOUNDS laughter singing in tune my mam s voice as she answers the phone ello chuck WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD hatred loneliness guilt all that lot WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING oh how wonderful Time to get up So many things to do today what fun hmmmmm no it goes more like no way I m not getting up yet just NUM more minutes HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE I do nt answer the phone NAME gets there first FUTURE DAUGHTER S NAME thats for me and a yet unknown person to decide at a later stage in my life Or lets face facts I may never be faced with the decision FAVOURITE FOOD pizza but not the cardboard NAME savers NUM CHOCOLATE OR NAME if you re talking ice cream then its vanilla DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST do nt drive DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL NAME my NAME WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST NAME a playschool pushalong very flash FAVOURITE NONALCOHOLIC DRINK MS fizzy peach water or apple Tango DO YOU NAME THE STEMS OF NAME try not to although have started to do so as my mam tells me they re the best bits You see I still follow my mam s advice sometimes IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY NAME YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE I would run my own cardmaking company IF CHAR COULD NAME YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE I do nt want to dye my hair EVER BEEN IN LOVE yes IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL both FAVOURITE MOVIES NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Sixth Sense NAME IN YOUR DREAMS NAME and NAME I like NICE films NAME and NAME NAME You ve Got Mail etc and I do quite like some NAME films and NAME NAME even though it was NAME cheesy ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY righty DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS Yes or else how could you make any sense of this WHAT S UNDER YOUR NAME shoes boxes shin pads books WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH football and tennis Got surprisingly into NAME recently too NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON NAME SENT THIS TO YOU she is the best and a great great friend OUT OF WHOM YOU SENT THIS TO NAME IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND depends if they ve had one of these things from me before I think most people are bored with them by now WHOM IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND well where do I start NAME hates junk mail in his inbox so I ll no doubt get nothing from him NAME sent me this so she ll not reply NAME tends to chuck these out before reading much so if you re reading this NAME you re doing well Everyone else is no doubt sick of these things and I ca nt say I blame them However Its still snowing so WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY anywhere with nice people and nothing yucky to do IF YOU COULD TAKE A TRIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE NAME or NAME or NAME or NAME or WHAT NAME WOULD YOU TIME TRAVEL TO JUST TO VISIT NUM to see my mam and dad as kiddies and NAME when he was young NAME WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR blue or pink Some people think it s black WHAT FAMOUS PERSON WOULD YOU TRADE PLACES WITH FOR A DAY oh what a silly question They d be trading places with me Let s get things the right way round YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWER Not sure really I think daffodils are great and daisies are lovely do nt you think daisies are the friendliest flowers first person to tell me where that quote is from wins well nothing FAVOURITE SONG purely depends upon my mood I have loads of favourites At the moment NAME by NAME NAME The NAME of NAME NAME All I once held dear no idea who wrote it but it s a beautiful song FAVOURITE MEMORY have nt got a favourite I treasure loads of memories WORST FEAR wasting my life FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THE YEAR NUM making so many wonderful new friends my sister s wedding living in NAME NAME DO YOU PREFER NEW HOMES OR NAME RESTORED NUM Depends Thought I did nt like brand new houses until my sister moved into NUM Love oldfashioned National Trust houses like NAME on NAME and Prejudice but I can only live there in my dreams WHAT IS YOUR NEW YEAR S RESOLUTION Did nt make a New Years resolution Just reminded myself of my lifelong commitment to live for NAME and to try to be a better person for Him STILL snowing but I ve come to the end now and will have to say goodbye to all you lovely people I ll go and do a bit of intelligently searching the economics shelves How sad SMILEY goodbye NAME CHAR QUON Dear NAME Hi Thanks for the note you left me Is your computer broken Are you very busy Did you get home safely What are you up to Are you looking forward to going to NAME Silly question really NAME is making an appearance Communications from our agent in NAME reveal that there have been quite a few fatalities in the avian members of NAME in recent weeks He is deeply concerned and I am looking into it at present I wo nt say anymore just now except that something BIG appears to be afoot Our agent in NAME appears to have been silenced permanently Can you help Anyway now I shall tell you my story of the last few days not my life Well as you know on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat including the shower and bathroom I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the NAME department was In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge freezer and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness After that I had to pack my room and as a result of my hectic morning after busying myself with all this running around I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank as the next train was not due for at least an hour Thankfully it was not my train which had been delayed by the ineptitude of NAME by NUM minutes This was NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey sad to leave NAME My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track I arrived in NAME over NUM minutes late but still in NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train Were you around when NAME s ear was cut I thought the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion Anyway are you well How is your statistics project going NUM days ago I was in the middle of a power cut At NUM NAME I was gaily about to check my email when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of hurricane lamps We lit our fire and NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour It was very beautiful but could get boring quite easily I then went up to my room oil lamp in hand and began to study At pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my email My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night We have signed up to ntl the telephone company and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day Any time you wish to chat online just let me know as it would be fun Also if you want NAME NAME NAME Service it can be downloaded from the following location WEBSITE o NAME intends to get it and hopefully others will too as it is an extremely interesting piece of software It allows you to chat via text or voice with the greatest of ease and speed and also to find out if your friends are online should they you so desire Anyway it is extremely cold here I woke up this morning and the temperature was only NUM degrees NAME It feels like I m back in January So write soon and I hope you get some work done NAME NAME Please could you send NAME NAME s computer a get well card as she s a bit under the weather It would be really amusing for NAME to get all these get well cards I quote from NAME NAME is having problems of CHAR how shall I say personal nature I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is nt telling me about I m sending a card and NAME and NAME might NAME s address is NUM NAME Road NAME Park NAME BA PT Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day CHAR reply Hi NAME Thanks for explaining your email silence I was beginning to become curious I m glad to hear your well except for your cough I hope you get rid of it soon NAME are you going to be in NAME any time towards the end of next week If you are then perhaps we could meet up Let me know Today I had my hair cut and I ve spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom I shall work this evening I look forward to receiving an email from you when you can Best wishes NAME NAME What flowers are in your sitting room hi Dearest friends Thanks to those of you who ve already sent me several emails Lovely to hear from you Sorry that I have not yet replied but there is a tale to tell Firstly I forgot to bring my phone connection wire home so I ca nt use my computer to access my email Secondly that means that I have to use my dads Thirdly he s ALWAYS on the computer so I have had no chance until now while he s off establishing law and order in the magistrates courts of this fair city OK so what have I been doing Not much Stressed horribly over my NAME project on monday and Tuesday while still in NAME The tutor who I went to see several times conceded that I have a rather nasty data set He s telling me Hmmmmm Otherwise the last few days in NAME were fun Came home on Wed morning leaving our flat very spic and span except the oven sorry NAME Flopped NAME is just the same as ever mam is the BEST dad is dead busy and NAME is obsessed with her Alevels For all you people who suffered maths Alevel and were tortured to death by Pure modules well my sister achieved the unthinkable of NUM in her NAME exam NAME So other than going through mountains of washing tidying my room cooking the meals and going shopping I have done very little else Oh I ve coughed hundreds of times Played football in the church hall yesterday Went to church prayer meeting on Wed night and had a massive debate about communion NAME and NAME will get what I mean Went to see Miss NAME at the cinema Actually I guess I ve done quite a bit And HEY I m going to NAME in less than NUM weeks time NAME NAME my sister has organised it all and is even paying for me How exciting Yes NAME I am excited I went to the bank yesterday and ordered my foreign currency and this morning I need to go and book some train tickets to NAME NAME And another exciting thing is going to unfold today My sister NAME is on the train up from NAME at this very minute and no one else in the family knows It s a surpise for my mam for mothers day NAME stuff so I need to be quick so that I can go and meet her NAME this is a group emaily thing I ll try to write to you all individually very soon but I m pushed for time to write this stuff out again and again Here s some personal bits NAME You re in NAME are nt you Hope you re having a great time NAME hope you re having fun little Muppet The flowers I gave you are now happily blooming away in our sitting room here at home NAME Get well wishes to that computer of yours KEEP IT REAL NAME cheers for the email Hope your NAME is feeling better now NAME are you coping with all the busy wigidyness Hope you managed to sort out your house NAME details about NAME have been noted I await further revelations Looks like my trip to NAME comes in the NAME of time Try not to freeze to death in NAME Over and out NAME hey NAME Found your NAME disk yet My advise is to get it sorted NAME how s NAME Have you gone home or are you staying in NAME Have fun NAME NAME NAME You ve been home for AGES What have ya been up to NAME how was NAME Hope you had a great time and the journeying was nt too bad Did you manage to cope with NAME smile I ve got some GREAT photos of 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NAME NAME have you found a job or are you still asleep Have fun NAME NAME Well guys I really MUST go into town and meet NAME now Keep the emails coming Can anyone tell me NAME s email address Hope you all have great fun and do nt work too hard Holidays are for rest and relaxation and revision Lots of love to you all bye fro now NAME NAME NAME or just plain NAME xxxxx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re A reply NAME NAME is making an appearance Oh goody and about time too Our agent in NAME appears to have been silenced permanently Can you help as I said I ll see what can be done Let me know any more details though Well as you know on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness oh yes NAME the murderous bacteriaslayer struck again I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath what you That would have been an interesting sight Calm and composed NAME out of breath to 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NAME school who comes she lives in NAME though and there is a guy who lives up the street in one of the block sof flats who has been coming for a few months He came as a result of getting one of the gospels through his door NAME me moaning that we did all those gospels and put them through all those doors and had no response well he is coming now However he was a Christian already but had been going to a different church where he d not really settled in He is called NAME and used to work with a missionary in NAME NAME for NUM yrs He got back a few years ago and came back to NAME as it was where he was born and lived as a young man Bet it s really different from what he remembers Anyway it s nice to have him coming NAME s train was at NUM this morning as she had to be back in NAME to start work at am Oh nasty So I got up at half NUM and went with her mam and dad NAME was too lazy to get out of bed to the station When I got back I really did nt feel like going to bed so stayed in the 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was impressively long but my brother is anxious to get on the computer ridiculous mine WAS impressively long Not sure how many words though Oh how is your little brother NAME he was nt TOO anxious Well I am very pleased with myself Yesterday as well as engaging in serious warfare tactics with the army of ants which have returned to our back kitchen to drive my mam potty I went through all of my NAME lecture notes and made revision notes and feel I understand the subject a bit better It has inspired me to get on and revise other subjects You must understand I rarely get a feeling of enthusiasm about revision who does so this is a serious athough I fear a temporary breakthrough Today I plan to go into town and collect my foreign currency and travellers cheques wahay and then this afternoon get some NAME revision done Yes well OK so I m going now Its NUM past NUM and I m still in my night things Dad has gone to court again that s how I ve got on this machine at such a civilised hour See you later NAME from NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE An Important email Hi NAME This is your important email Actually it probably is nt but anyway Well basically the only reason this email comes with free text message notification of delivery is that I was nt sure when you d get the chance to check your emails again and I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up in NAME sometime this Wednesday or Thursday or Friday Could you let me know please I am going to be in NAME so I thought it would be a good opportunity to say hello I ll probably say other things too Okay that s the important bit over with Now you have a choice read on or do something else and read the rest later CHOOSE NOW Okay I m assuming you ve chosen to read on If not then you do nt have much willpower to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank All the way to your CATs NAME Amusing Only goes to show NAME are more trouble than they re worth My wonderful NAME would nt dream of going wobbly on me Your NAME must be absolutely amazing It even stays on during power cuts Ingenious The fear of NAME creates an atmosphere of power You re definitely becoming a southerner NAME Feeling the cold of your homeland Oh dear Letting the good old hardy Scots down there lad It s NAME please Today I had my hair cut By your Mummy Any earchopping there and I ve spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom NAME NAME strikes again You re always doing doors or painting at home Certainly not My mother is an exemplary hairdresser I m always painting etc because we ve just moved house although it is over a year and a half ago now and also because I m the only NUM in my family apart from my mother who is remotely practical My brother is lazy and my dad s talents do not lie in the realm of NAME I think I may send it to NAME and ask him to read it What do you reckon It s a great piece Tell you what I could send it to you first instead if you like What sort of book is it Is it scientific or biblical or general or Yes I d like to read it If I see you in NAME you could bring it with you Otherwise you could send it to me NAME s views are interesting It depends what sort of book it is as to whether it would have much effect on him If you want to chat phone me That s maybe not so exciting or novel Okay perhaps I will It is nt as novel as online communication but it s usually still fun Today I ve been working in the bookshop It was very quiet and so I managed to get some revision done and I almost completed the NAME NUM crossword Tomorrow I m working as well It was a bright and sunny morning here today but it s bad weather again now Well I hope you can make it to NAME later this week some time as it would be lovely to see you Best wishes NAME NAME NAME for the short email yours was impressively long but my brother is anxious to get on the computer ridiculous I m a Professional NAME NAME NAME I ve been swindled duped deceived My speciality Where were the important revelations about NAME Where were my top secret instructions for my mission to NAME Please Have patience These things take time to gather Your impatience could jeopardise the mission Are you in NAME all NUM days No I am coming down for a onedayonly visit I just had nt decided which day yet I shall be spending most of my time at NAME NAME s and the library and the Chemistry department If you re definitely going to NAME on Thursday then I ll go on that day I ll probably arrive on the train about NUM am so I ll be there most of the day So it would be great to meet up with you sometime probably lunchtime would be best I m planning on going though as early as possible to get it started so you never know I may have even finished it by lunchtime NAME we can arrange something We could possibly have lunch at the flats and then you could pick up your internet connection lead Let me know a decent time to meet Any time is fine Whenever you want a break from your NAME or when you get it finished if you re that lucky I ll bring it for you to look at I have about NUM other books to look at too so I may find a better one for NAME among them NAME My dad has done the NAME NUM crossword every day for the past I do nt know how many years even when we went to NAME in NUM he made sure we got a NAME every day He keeps them in a box or several Oh dear Oh dear Mine WAS impressively long Not sure how many words though NUM words That s the longest you ve ever written to me Well today was another quiet day in the bookshop I managed to get quite a lot or organic chemistry revision done though It s great to have a job that pays you to revise Have you heard from NAME recently I have nt not since I sent NAME that get well card anyway It s still winter conditions here with regard to the weather I m looking forward to going to NAME NAME next Thursday An update on our feathered acquaintance will be winging its way to you shortly I look forward to seeing you on Thursday NAME a Professional NAME something NOT to be proud of NAME NAME just a quick NUM Any time is fine Whenever you want a break from your NAME or when you get it finished if you re that lucky ok Meet me outside NAME NAME at ish Is that OK You re a scientist do you know where NAME NAME is hee hee We can then go and buy some lunch at least I will be as I ca nt be bothered with a packed lunch and head up to the flats Have you heard from NAME recently no Not since last week when he told me that laughing is GREAT I m in a bad mood Shops do my head in Spent all morning and a considerable amount of the afternoon too traipsing round town looking for shoes for my mam Grrrrr Need to get some work done now see you tomorrow NAME NAME excuse the moodiness Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE hello NAME yet Obviously if you re reading this NAME Well I got home to find that NAME is the only NUM in Mam is not yet back from work and Dad is in NAME today hence I am on his computer NAME never does any cooking so there is no tea and I am starving I do nt know what we re supposed to be having so I m waiting for mama to get back Well nice to see you today Hope you get your chemistry done ok Better go as mam has now got back and NAME is anxious to use the computer Bye for now NAME As NAME NAME and NAME used to say The sun will go on rising and setting whether I fail in Economic Data Analysis or not Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE hello Dear friends hope you are all having a good time The past week and a half that I ve been home has gone pretty good got a very little bit of work done seen my sister NAME done lots of stuff with my mam done lots of washing and ironing etc All in all it s been really nice and I m enjoying being home However NUM nasty thing has come up PLEASE can you all pray about it My sister NAME s husband NAME is not well Some of you may recall me telling you that he was having trouble with the nerves down his right arm and on the right side of his head He ca nt do much with his right arm at present and his right eye is not working properly wo nt dilate as it should and the eyelid is all droopy He has undergone several tests over the past week and what started out as what the doctor orignially thought was a trapped nerve or something similar now appears to be much more serious At present it is looking scarily like he has cancer We are all really worried but trying very hard to be positive and hope for the best A tumour has been discovered on the top of his right lung and they are trying to diagnose whether it is beneign I do nt know how to spell it ie just selfcontained and growing and pressing on the nerves or whether it is actually more serious and spreading into his nervous system NAME NAME that it is not It has been really hard to deal with and I do nt know how NAME and NAME are managing to cope Well I do They have amazing faith in the NAME It has been a real challenge and I have asked myself SO many times how on earth NAME could have let this happen to such a wonderful christian guy as NAME We went up to NAME to see them on Saturday and it was a real shock to see how ill he looked He has been in constant pain because of the nerves and has had a lot of trouble sleeping so is really exhausted The pain killers he is on at the moment have helped him a lot but the pain is still there in some form at all times Despite that he never complained and was so calm and waiting on NAME that it really humbled me He has such a strong faith in the NAME that even the horriblest shock as this has been has not shaken it We are hoping and praying that it will not turn out to be as serious as it at present seems and that he can be treated and cured of this horrid thing I m asking you all to remember NAME in your prayers I often find that I lack faith in the power of prayer but we have to pray about it there is nothing else to do NAME will listen Well I must go now Sorry to be so sombre but I ca nt help it I m going to NAME with NAME on Thursday so that should be a nice break I ve not flown for ages so it s all rather exciting Hope you are all having fun love you all NAME xxxxxx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Regarding your greeting iso CHAR NAME iso CHAR hello Hi NAME Yes I m now home I got home at about NUM NUM hungry I ve now eaten and was delighted to see I ve received an email Yes it was lovely to see you today too NAME NAME is was a wise woman and you would do well to listen to her I m still doing the NAME NUM crossword I managed to get some revision done on the train and I saw the sun NAME Anyway back to the crossword See you NAME CYPRUS BRIEFING To NAME NAME From NAME NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME Good morning NAME This is the longawaited mission briefing For some time now we have suspected NAME as being more than the computer scientist he appears to be After some investigation with the help of NAME we are beginning to uncover details of a devilishly clever plot against NAME and his followers The cause of NAME s hatred of all avian creatures seems to be brought to a head in the person of NAME It seems therefore that our most dear acquaintance is in serious jeopardy NAME has recently been spotted travelling towards NAME NAME It is your mission should you choose to accept it to discover all you can of his likely doings on the island This will be a difficult task but your objective is clear DO NOT allow NAME s life or identity to be compromised by this dangerous villain All evidence uncovered photographic or otherwise will be most gratefully received by NAME and used to complete the picture NAME is painting for us As they say if you fail do nt fail for NAME s sake CHAR Have a great holiday Hi NAME Just to say that I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a relaxing time in NAME Did you get any more of your NAME done I m sorry to hear about your brother in law I hope you re well I m going to NAME NAME tomorrow NAME email when I get back NAME I m Quonfused Hey NAME hope you have a great time on holiday too Thanks for the briefing although I do nt get most of it I ca nt open the attachments you send either VERY annoying Have nt emailed for a while as I ve been busy trying to do work no I ve not done any more NAME yet and also my email has been messing on I think it all started with you sending me that massive k email with the attachment which I could nt open of your newspaper artile on NAME I started getting nasty messages about topping my allowed NAME and needing to delete messages and suddenly ceased to get any emails at all NAME NAME told me she sent were not getting through and I may have missed other NUM too Oh dear I also got an email from NAME dated Thurs NUM NAME NUM in reply to one which I sent on NUM Mar NUM Very strange I did nt even know NAME in NUM Oh dear he s lost in some time wrap or something Well preparations for NAME are underway I will keep a lookout for NAME on my travels although I doubt very much that I ll see NAME What is going on with that boy Turning against NAME Dying his hair NAME He s gone nuts Perhaps it the time warp that s done it Well better go and get back to my accounting Have fun and do nt drown if the ship goes down Remember lifebelts can save lives OK I m off See ya NAME Hi NAME Just to say that I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a relaxing time in NAME Did you get any more of your NAME done I m sorry to hear about your brother in law I hope you re well I m going to NAME NAME tomorrow NAME email when I get back NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE I m Quonfused Dear friends hope you are all having a good time The past week and a half that I ve been home has gone pretty good got a very little bit of work done seen my sister NAME done lots of stuff with my mam done lots of washing and ironing etc All in all it s been really nice and I m enjoying being home However NUM nasty thing has come up PLEASE can you all pray about it My sister NAME s husband NAME is not well Some of you may recall me telling you that he was having trouble with the nerves down his right arm and on the right side of his head He ca nt do much with his right arm at present and his right eye is not working properly wo nt dilate as it should and the eyelid is all droopy He has undergone several tests over the past week and what started out as what the doctor orignially thought was a trapped nerve or something similar now appears to be much more serious At present it is looking scarily like he has cancer We are all really worried but trying very hard to be positive and hope for the best A tumour has been discovered on the top of his right lung and they are trying to diagnose whether it is beneign I do nt know how to spell it ie just selfcontained and growing and pressing on the nerves or whether it is actually more serious and spreading into his nervous system NAME NAME that it is not It has been really hard to deal with and I do nt know how NAME and NAME are managing to cope Well I do They have amazing faith in the NAME It has been a real challenge and I have asked myself SO many times how on earth NAME could have let this happen to such a wonderful christian guy as NAME We went up to NAME to see them on Saturday and it was a real shock to see how ill he looked He has been in constant pain because of the nerves and has had a lot of trouble sleeping so is really exhausted The pain killers he is on at the moment have helped him a lot but the pain is still there in some form at all times Despite that he never complained and was so calm and waiting on NAME that it really humbled me He has such a strong faith in the NAME that even the horriblest shock as this has been has not shaken it We are hoping and praying that it will not turn out to be as serious as it at present seems and that he can be treated and cured of this horrid thing I m asking you all to remember NAME in your prayers I often find that I lack faith in the power of prayer but we have to pray about it there is nothing else to do NAME will listen Well I must go now Sorry to be so sombre but I ca nt help it I m going to NAME with NAME on Thursday so that should be a nice break I ve not flown for ages so it s all rather exciting Hope you are all having fun love you all NAME xxxxxx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE NAME sounds lovely Hi NAME Thanks for your postcard It sounds as though you were beginning to have a great holiday in NAME Was the rest of it as good What have you been up to since you returned I just got back last night I had a lovely holiday in NAME NAME and I sent you a postcard which you might hopefully get before you go back to NAME I have been revising organic chemistry for a week this is the first time in my life I ve studied the topic which is about a third of my degree and I m pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting I have also been moping over the demise of NAME and the ascendancy of NAME Oh dear change again NAME really ought to have tried harder The mass populace NAME thinks she s old and pastit NAME seems to have all the appeal these days Well today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from NUM hours travelling yesterday we did nt get home until NAME last night I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon I am shortly going outside it s very windy weather but otherwise pleasant to build a step up to our house I will be using cement for the first time in my life NAME to hear from you soon NAME Email NAME NAME Hi How are you this morning Do you have any flowers in your sitting room If so what colour are they I m looking forward to term starting again very exciting to see NAME NAME from the air NAME I saw it last summer too but not from the air I m sorry to hear about your brother in law I will pray for him and your sister NAME is very challenging What s the secret NAME How can you enjoy revision I want to know Revision is driving me nuts and I ve hardly done any Well to be honest no change there it s not strictly revision You see I ve never actually understood or acknowledged the existence of these topics previously Hence I am on a journey of academic delight How s the step I discovered that our cement has been left outside through our NUM degrees NAME winter so naturally it is rock solid We had to buy some new stuff and I have not yet got around to building it When are you back in NAME I m going on Friday and spending Saturday writing up my NAME project I am DETERMINED to get it done then I ll be back in NAME at about am on Saturday At last somebody who actually answers questions in emails even before I ask them I really hope you get your NAME done on Saturday NAME is back in NAME doing it already he emailed my yesterday Well this afternoon I have an interview for a possible summer job in a graintesting laboratory Oh dear I m not looking forward to it Last night I watched the first episode in the new series of Voyager It was great The doctor s ethical subroutines had been deleted and he was extracting information from NUM of NUM s neural network While he was performing this delicate operation he sung a little song the orticular node s connected to the sensory node the sensory node s connected to the It was very amusing I think I shall look back over some emails I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork NAME Need I say any more You are quite welcome to pass on my sentiments to NAME NAME I expect NUM very grovelling emails to arrive in my inbox within the next few days Pigs might fly NAME might be dead The sun might shine in NAME It might be summer NAME might tell the truth You and NAME might still be my friends NAME As nice as ever I urge you if you see this guy do not approach him He is highly dangerous You should call the police at once NAME regarding NAME NAME we d rather tell you in person I am not a sheep You said this NUM times obviously in a state of denial are nt you NAME NAME No I AM NOT A SHEEP How would you define Prayer NAME Let s start with the simple questions CHAR NAME feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave NAME NAME I remind you that this is earth not NAME I have the ability to pass through a inch thick wooden door NAME Of course you have that s perfectly normal now just let me get this tranquilliser gun I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and ledon by manipulative boys who get kicks out of winding me up NAME CHAR lovely story You should get it published NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware NAME Okay I lied We are strange NAME regarding his flatmates What can I say That was fun Records are so useful I have all emails on record since last July We have written NUM NUM words Many words with many extremely amusing incidents and quotes Well I must do something practical and useful this morning See you NAME Re NAME sounds lovely hello NAME Thanks for your postcard It sounds as though you were beginning to have a great holiday in NAME Was the rest of it as good really good I loved every minute of it and the plane did nt crash so I m here to tell the tale I ca nt remember which day I sent your postcard so am not sure what I told you about Well here s a quick lowdown NAME flew there very exciting to see NAME NAME from the air and we had lots of exciting turbulence too NAME went to the beaches nearby and explored NAME NAME Sat hired bikes and cycled round the coast Got soaked as it rained NAME went to the Anglican service in a little chapel at the old monastry in NAME NAME Really nice Spent the afternoon reading some of NAME for Today by the pool Mon got a local bus service to the capital NAME Really wierd place Half occupied by the Turks The city is split in NUM and NAME peace keeping troops maintain a buffer zone between the NUM parts All very strange NAME supposed to go on a Jeep safari trip to the NAME mountains Got up to meet the Jeep for NUM but after waiting an hour we gave up and managed to contact the bloke we booked it through He investigated it and found that the company had mixed the dates and though we were booking for the wed instead So we spent the NAME in getting the bus to NAME nearby city which we flew to and exploring round there Wed got our Jeep safari to the NAME Was really really good Stopped off at different places to see the sights of NAME etc Was a really lovely day but very long We got up at NUM the eqivalent of NUM British time and I never slept again until NUM pm on the Thursday Our flight out of NAME was at pm on the Wed so we were up all night travelling It was impossible to sleep on the plane as it was so exciting and there is so little room to relax Got into NAME at am and then had to get the train to NAME NAME and hang about for our NUM train home to NAME Got back at am and spent the rest of the day shopping for my mam s birthday present What have you been up to since you returned I just got back last night lazed around like a bit of a zombie on Friday Went to NAME on Sat Was Mam s birthday and we went to see NAME and NAME to celebrate it with them Rather horrid news on the NAME front He has been diagnosed as having lung cancer and it is spreading has invaded his nerves and also invaded a rib Looks pretty bad but he is going into hospital on Wed to have an operation on Thursday They are going to open him up to try and find out more about the cancer and hopefully to remove some of it too Then he ll start having kemo if that s how you spell it and radiotherapy They have warned him that the effects of this could be rather nasty and he is likely to be quite ill from it NAME NAME I feel so cross and angry that such a wonderful and loving guy who has looked after his body and never done anything to encourage it like smoking should get such a nasty thing as lung cancer Very challenging stuff for my faith I can tell you I love him very dearly and to see him and NAME suffering and being so brave about it is really heartrenching and also very humbling They have such a strong faith it is a real example and I ve learnt a lot from their witness Please pray for them both I truly believe he can be cured and that NAME will hear our desperate cries But if not then we ll just have to accept that its NAME s will and NAME s will be done At present though it s NUM day at a time Sunday was nice Got a NAME NAME egg Shocking that was nt the best bit Our morning service was lovely and then we had the Sword family NAME NAME and their sons NAME and NAME back to ours for lunch Then in the evening service we had a few visitors who are from a men s hostel in the area An inmate had died this week and dad had invited his friends to come to church NUM guy who came was the dead man s room mate and was really cut up about it He was pretty gone with drink but was realy to listen attentively to dad s sermon and kept shouting out questions to dad about his grief and what did NAME care etc Dad did an impromtu sermon alteration and focused a lot upon the love of NAME and how NAME understands and itentifies with our feelings and emotions as he was a man with feelings too It was great and the guy seemed to like what he heard He said he d come back too hopefully in a bit more of a sober state then Yesterday we went to NAME again This time to NAME Very nice NAME today I had a lovely holiday in NAME NAME and I sent you a postcard which you might hopefully get before you go back to NAME ooh goody Glad you had a nice time Have nt got the postcard yet Our post has been really weird recently We sent mam and dad several postcards from NAME and none of them had arrive by the time we got back One of them came on friday but that was one which was written after the first few which are still to arrive Bugs in the system I have been revising organic chemistry for a week and I m pleased to say I am enjoying it what s the secret NAME How can you enjoye revision I want to know Revision is driving me nuts and I ve hardly done any I have also been moping over the demise of NAME and the ascendancy of NAME Oh dear change again NAME really ought to have tried harder The mass populace NAME thinks she s old and pastit NAME seems to have all the appeal these days yes NAME told me he was getting a new laptop So he s named the thing NAME has he How s the step When are you back in NAME I m going on Friday and spending Saturday writing up my NAME project I am DETERMINED to get it done then Well I really have spent far too long writing emails My NAME is feebly calling for my return Bye for now NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Email NAME NAME Do you have any flowers in your sitting room If so what colour are they yes we do They are a mixture of red and white carnations still surviving from Mothers NAME I seriously recommend NAME carnations they last for ages I m sorry to hear about your brother in law I will pray for him and your sister Suffering is very challenging yes Understatement of the year NAME is in hospital this very moment I think he had his operation this morning and we re waiting to find out how it went to be honest no change there it s not strictly revision You see I ve never actually understood or acknowledged the existence of these topics previously Hence I am on a journey of academic delight NAME as far as I am concerned that is revision Well actually I have acknowledged the existence of most of the topics I study I ve just not understood or tried much to understand them I really hope you get your NAME done on Saturday NAME is back in NAME doing it already he emailed me yesterday arrrrgghhhh That makes me feel awful Hey I read this email yesterday and I immediately decided I had to try and get some of my project done today so I ve done about NUM words of it However I ve smashed up against another brick wall but am confident NUM that I ll be able to climb over it with the aid of a PC and Microfit statistics package Well this afternoon I have an interview for a possible summer job in a graintesting laboratory Oh dear I m not looking forward to it then why go for it Need the dosh Join the club I have no idea what I m going to do in the summer hopefully I can make loads of cards and promote them somehow but I guess that s all pie in the sky pigs might fly NAME might tell the truth stuff NAME testing sounds a bit funny I think I shall look back over some emails most amusing NAME I ca nt quite believe that we ve written NUM NUM words of total nonsense it has to be a record Like NAME I stand by all my quotes There s a difference though Mine are better I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and ledon by manipulative boys who get kicks out of winding me up NAME CHAR lovely story You should get it published maybe I will That was fun Records are so useful I have all emails on record since last July We have written NUM NUM words Many words with many extremely amusing incidents and quotes NAME what are you going to do when you leave NAME and have your email account terminated You d better prepare by downloading them onto disk Or have you already done that NAME I m off to pack Back to NAME tomorrow morning slave at the computer all afternoon and then finish the wretched project by the end of saturday THAT is my plan NAME NAME see you Saturday sometime NAME NAME I am shocked that you have asked no questions regarding NAME and his link to my expedition to NAME Well I have nothing to report NAME NAME NAME NAME whatever do not appear to exist in NAME I did nt see a single one my entire time there They do have pigeons though joy of all joys However I can inform you that NAME is alive and well and mastering the art of disguising himself as a NAME s NAME icecream When we went to NAME last Saturday I saw him in the NAME area He was near the NAME s opposite my sister s house and was having a right old struggle trying to get his head inside the NAME tub Obviously there was something rather exciting in the bottom of it as it was worthwhile him getting the thing somewhat stuck on his head He had to have a minor fit to get it off Poor old NAME NAME got your postcard this morning the sheep on the front is very amusing In a state of denial again there were nt you NAME hee Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE I m Alive Hi NAME I am not in a state of denial Thanks for your email I m excited about getting back to NAME Did you know I m alive Is nt it amazing I m human this seems to make me very happy at present Hope your NAME is progressing Are you happily back in your flat See you tomorrow sometime NAME hello NAME NAME Ai nt seen you for a while Funny how I seem to talk to you more in the holidays than during term time NAME work has been going ok for you I have managed to get quite a bit done despite all the worry over NAME He is going to see the cancer specialist tomorrow so hopefully that will set his treatment in motion Heard that you tried to beat up NAME NAME last night We heard the thumps I was shocked amazed and rather impressed See you NAME NUM hi NAME I have NUM folders for my emails Beat that Have a good day NAME Re NUM It was about the NUM emails NAME NAME wrote NAME what is that supposed to mean And have you not checked your email for days or something I ve been expecting a reply for ages You re going away tonight are nt you Well if I do nt see you have a fun weekend NAME the step is still there Bye for now NAME NAME wrote NAME wrote hi NAME I have NUM folders for my emails Beat that Have a good day NAME Re NUM NAME what is that supposed to mean And have you not checked your email for days or something I ve been expecting a reply for ages You re going away tonight are nt you Well if I do nt see you have a fun weekend NAME the step is still there Bye for now NAME NAME wrote NAME wrote hi NAME I have NUM folders for my emails Beat that Have a good day NAME Re NUM obviously And it was NUM folders not NUM emails Are you working I am trying to get my NAME project totally finished I have no idea how to draw graphs on Microfit Pants NAME I m not supposed to say that CU RU NAME wrote It was about the NUM emails NAME NAME wrote NAME what is that supposed to mean And have you not checked your email for days or something I ve been expecting a reply for ages You re going away tonight are nt you Well if I do nt see you have a fun weekend NAME the step is still there Bye for now NAME NAME wrote NAME wrote hi NAME I have NUM folders for my emails Beat that Have a good day NAME hi hello NAME Re hi Devious You scandalous young lady NAME NAME wrote hello NAME Try this Hi NAME This is wierd It actually worked Re Try this that s bizzare It worked for me too Mmmmm But I m not normal See ya NAME Re Try this I did nt think you d like being predictable NAME NAME wrote that s bizzare It worked for me too Mmmmm But I m not normal See ya NAME Re Try this Howdy NAME Well actually I do nt mind being predictable that much Hope your revision if you ARE revising is going well Mine is just NOT happening I had the joy of filling in NUM blue slips this morning NAME NAME and our cupboard door will be better for it Have fun Work hard Do nt get bored Yawn See ya NAME of the NAME NAME NAME variety Re howdy Hi NAME Email back NAME NAME dear boys How are you this notsofineasyesterdaybutstartingtocheerupandlookinghopeful day I am feeling tired bored with the European Economies have an itchy eye for some unknown reason and really need to go and hand in my NAME project at LAST Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday I got really sore knees and NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass It was fun though I like it when all the college gets together like that I also had my footy photo Very bizzare NAME NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it Hey listen I m sorry about the other night Laying into the way your flat works is not right I should nt have said some of the things that I did It s not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable I hope I did nt spoil the evening in any way I should have learnt that from past experience but lets not go into that Suffice it to say that I was very tired feeling stressed and antisocial such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would nt It s not that I think I was talking nonsense I think I pretty much meant everything I said perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good I do nt think it was anyway whatever you think about it So I apologise You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into critisise NAME CHAR mode again I love you all to bits so should nt moan about you all I think my big problem well actually its not really a problem its good is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong and am not afraid to say so either This can get me into trouble as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL mmmm It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think and even know sometimes is wrong I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ooooh the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect and just as others do silly things so do NAME Just now I am feeling like NAME NAME NAME and Prejudice heroine if you did nt know not sure of NAME boy has seen it when she said the more I see of the world the more I am dissatisfied with it The ways of the world bug me Well not all of them I am still a very worldly person But certain aspects of worldly life annoy me it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering When I was talking to NAME he was talking about the trials of this life and how the more we see of them the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there I m feeling a bit like that just now But we have our time in this world and should make what we can out of it in living for NAME obviously So we have to put up with annoying things in this world by the way I m not thinking about your flat here just to get that one straight and build our character and relationship with NAME to enable us to do so OK end of lecture and waffle I get carried away sometimes as if you did nt know I really must go to the department now NAME end of NAME apart from the small matter of the exam but we ll not talk about that just now OK see yous later lf NAME howdy NAME dear boys How are you this notsofineasyesterdaybutstartingtocheerupandlookinghopeful day I am feeling tired bored with the European Economies have an itchy eye for some unknown reason and really need to go and hand in my NAME project at LAST Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday I got really sore knees and NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass It was fun though I like it when all the college gets together like that I also had my footy photo Very bizzare NAME NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it Hey listen I m sorry about the other night Laying into the way your flat works is not right I should nt have said some of the things that I did It s not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable I hope I did nt spoil the evening in any way I should have learnt that from past experience but lets not go into that Suffice it to say that I was very tired feeling stressed and antisocial such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would nt It s not that I think I was talking nonsense I think I pretty much meant everything I said perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good I do nt think it was anyway whatever you think about it So I apologise You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into critisise NAME CHAR mode again I love you all to bits so should nt moan about you all I think my big problem well actually its not really a problem its good is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong and am not afraid to say so either This can get me into trouble as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL mmmm It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think and even know sometimes is wrong I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ooooh the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect and just as others do silly things so do NAME Just now I am feeling like NAME NAME NAME and Prejudice heroine if you did nt know not sure of NAME boy has seen it when she said the more I see of the world the more I am dissatisfied with it The ways of the world bug me Well not all of them I am still a very worldly person But certain aspects of worldly life annoy me it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering When I was talking to NAME he was talking about the trials of this life and how the more we see of them the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there I m feeling a bit like that just now But we have our time in this world and should make what we can out of it in living for NAME obviously So we have to put up with annoying things in this world by the way I m not thinking about your flat here just to get that one straight and build our character and relationship with NAME to enable us to do so OK end of lecture and waffle I get carried away sometimes as if you did nt know I really must go to the department now NAME end of NAME apart from the small matter of the exam but we ll not talk about that just now OK see yous later lf NAME Re howdy NAME email back NAME did nt get your email in time so unless you re still online the conversation s up Are you revising I ve just given up You can tell things are getting desperate when I check my email again only NUM mins since I logged off Oh dear Well I have just reassessed my timetable for pre and during exams I think I should be able to scrape through Where do I get the motivation from matey I need help I m cracking up Are you getting worried Yes NAME s lost it OK YOU email back if you get this in time C ya NAME NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote Hi NAME Email back NAME NAME dear boys How are you this notsofineasyesterdaybutstartingtocheerupandlookinghopeful day I am feeling tired bored with the European Economies have an itchy eye for some unknown reason and really need to go and hand in my NAME project at LAST Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday I got really sore knees and NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass It was fun though I like it when all the college gets together like that I also had my footy photo Very bizzare NAME NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it Hey listen I m sorry about the other night Laying into the way your flat works is not right I should nt have said some of the things that I did It s not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable I hope I did nt spoil the evening in any way I should have learnt that from past experience but lets not go into that Suffice it to say that I was very tired feeling stressed and antisocial such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would nt It s not that I think I was talking nonsense I think I pretty much meant everything I said perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good I do nt think it was anyway whatever you think about it So I apologise You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into critisise NAME CHAR mode again I love you all to bits so should nt moan about you all I think my big problem well actually its not really a problem its good is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong and am not afraid to say so either This can get me into trouble as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL mmmm It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think and even know sometimes is wrong I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ooooh the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect and just as others do silly things so do NAME Just now I am feeling like NAME NAME NAME and Prejudice heroine if you did nt know not sure of NAME boy has seen it when she said the more I see of the world the more I am dissatisfied with it The ways of the world bug me Well not all of them I am still a very worldly person But certain aspects of worldly life annoy me it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering When I was talking to NAME he was talking about the trials of this life and how the more we see of them the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there I m feeling a bit like that just now But we have our time in this world and should make what we can out of it in living for NAME obviously So we have to put up with annoying things in this world by the way I m not thinking about your flat here just to get that one straight and build our character and relationship with NAME to enable us to do so OK end of lecture and waffle I get carried away sometimes as if you did nt know I really must go to the department now NAME end of NAME apart from the small matter of the exam but we ll not talk about that just now OK see yous later lf NAME Re howdy I m signing off now Have had no reply so guess you are not there boo hoo from a rather bored NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote Hi NAME Email back NAME NAME dear boys How are you this notsofineasyesterdaybutstartingtocheerupandlookinghopeful day I am feeling tired bored with the European Economies have an itchy eye for some unknown reason and really need to go and hand in my NAME project at LAST Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday I got really sore knees and NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass It was fun though I like it when all the college gets together like that I also had my footy photo Very bizzare NAME NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it Hey listen I m sorry about the other night Laying into the way your flat works is not right I should nt have said some of the things that I did It s not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable I hope I did nt spoil the evening in any way I should have learnt that from past experience but lets not go into that Suffice it to say that I was very tired feeling stressed and antisocial such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would nt It s not that I think I was talking nonsense I think I pretty much meant everything I said perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good I do nt think it was anyway whatever you think about it So I apologise You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into critisise NAME CHAR mode again I love you all to bits so should nt moan about you all I think my big problem well actually its not really a problem its good is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong and am not afraid to say so either This can get me into trouble as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL mmmm It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think and even know sometimes is wrong I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ooooh the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect and just as others do silly things so do NAME Just now I am feeling like NAME NAME NAME and Prejudice heroine if you did nt know not sure of NAME boy has seen it when she said the more I see of the world the more I am dissatisfied with it The ways of the world bug me Well not all of them I am still a very worldly person But certain aspects of worldly life annoy me it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering When I was talking to NAME he was talking about the trials of this life and how the more we see of them the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there I m feeling a bit like that just now But we have our time in this world and should make what we can out of it in living for NAME obviously So we have to put up with annoying things in this world by the way I m not thinking about your flat here just to get that one straight and build our character and relationship with NAME to enable us to do so OK end of lecture and waffle I get carried away sometimes as if you did nt know I really must go to the department now NAME end of NAME apart from the small matter of the exam but we ll not talk about that just now OK see yous later lf NAME Re howdy Hey NAME hope you are working hard and understanding the complex and crazy subject of chemistry better than I am understanding the somewhat boring and silly subject of Economics Actually I have had a rather productive morning I discovered all about a hole which has developed in the ceiling of NAME NAME s library The librarian was inspecting it after the cleaners discovered it Then the Principle came and had a neb at it too Then NAME NAME then the maintainance men all very interesting Hmmm Other than that I think I have managed to knock SOME accounting theories and concepts into my head Just as well Last night I explored the Bible for stuff on judgement I liked well I think I liked all of them but especially these NUM NAME said As I hear I judge and my judgement is righteous because I do not seek my own will but the will of the Father NAME NUM NUM as we are called to be like NAME should nt we try to do the same He who is spiritual judges all things NUM NAME NUM NUM Judge with righteous judgement NAME NUM NUM problem is we well I know I do often end up judging with SELFrighteous judgement THAT is not good As for rebuke and all that I discoverd some great wisdom in NAME a well good book He who rebukes a man will find more favour afterward than he who flatters with the tongue NAME NUM NUM Open rebuke is better than love carefully concealed NAME NUM NUM Thought I d just share those thoughts with you Hope you are having lots of fun and being a good boy I am trying very hard not to be scandalous NAME see you later NAME NAME sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over it Oh Oh it s good to be alive hello NAME all as probably all of you know my sister NAME s husband NAME has got cancer He is starting his chemotherapy treatment today Please pray that he will be kept safe and that the treatment will be effective Please could you also pray for NAME who is having to cope with all this stress as well as carry on with her teaching NAME will be in hospital for the next NUM days so NAME will be by herself at home and is not looking forward to it They ve only been married NUM months so it s really tough for them facing such a trial so soon into their life together Thanks to all those of you who have taken the time to sit and chat with me about the whole thing I really appreciate it and see it as such a blessing from NAME to have such loving friends Thanks also to all of you for your prayers so far As NAME said in a recent email We greatly appreciate your prayers and they are being answered as we are kept by NAME s grace and experience the peace which really does pass all understanding NAME better go revision is calling Hope you all have a good day love NAME xx Hello Hi NAME Are you having a good day I worked for NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department but it s closed for lunch so I m checking my email Hope you are well See you later NAME Re Hello Hi NAME I too am ratherimpressed with myself at present Have spent the last NUM days lounging around in the glorious sunshine on the grass nearthe allotments REVISING I have done pretty well and am starting to feel rather confident NAME oh NAME not be a good sign Oh well So what were your Chemistry marks I am well I m still thrilled to be alive I think I m sunburnt See ya later mate NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote Hi NAME Are you having a good day I worked for NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department but it s closed for lunch so I m checking my email Hope you are well See you later NAME Re Hello NAME just had st exam Could go either way Went OK I THINK Whatever Back to revision now Blasted European NUM sound like NAME CHAR Have fun it is possible lf NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Are you having a good day I worked for NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department but it s closed for lunch so I m checking my email Hope you are well See you later NAME Re Hello I had an exam this morning so that makes NUM that I ve had so far NUM to go I am not a happy NAME following this morning s experience Most disappointing traumatic and depressing I think I have done really badly No scrub that I KNOW I have done really badly However it is a comfort to think that I can get away with doing badly in NUM or NUM although my standards will not allow me to be satisfied with this Oh dear What am I like Well having said that I d spend this afternoon recovering ie dossing around I have actually done quite a bit After you brought down NAME s cup we watched NAME so cheesy and then I read through my pants although I did nt say that did I management notes Then I had a quick squint at NAME got even more depressed and so printed out some more pictures for cards I am now in college checking and writing emails and will return to the messy abode soon to make some cards and probably watch some trashy TV OK see you later hope your exam went a lot better than mine NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I am bored with revision I have an exam tomorrow and another on Friday and I d much rather not well who would How many exams do you have left See you soon NAME You ve received a Greeting Card Hello WEBSITE You can view your card at WEBSITE You ll be able to view this card for the next NUM days We hope you like it WEBSITE The NAME s Largest Poster and Print Store WEBSITE WEBSITE To receive this discount use the following coupon while ordering expires June NUM NUM FL Click to send your own ecard WEBSITE exams should be abolished hey I m in the big scary library Had to return some books today or else I d start getting nasty emails and accumulating fines I have resolved to work very hard today That s why I have done virtually nothing up to now Not good I did hardly anything yesterday afternoon either Oh this is getting bad OK so I ve returned my books have got NUM more out NAME urgh and am now going to head off home to do an hour or so of work before having my lunch Then I intend to work really well this afternoon I lack motivation Oh woe is me Perhaps this will help NAME you screwed up your accounting yesterday and have no chance of getting anything higher than a NUM in it NAME and European both depend wholey upon the exam and you have no idea how you did in them Probably pretty bad too You messed up your NAME project by missing out some vital stuff which means you ve probably got no higher than a NUM in that means you have to get a high NUM in the exam to pull up the grade Oh it s not working Yes it is I m scared Arrgh NAME back to work see ya NAME PS I got your text message at NUM last night after I d been to the cinema with NAME The silly thing was the time on the message was NUM NUM NAME Are you getting lost in a wierd timewarp Hello Dear NAME I am bored with revision I have an exam tomorrow and another on Friday and I d much rather not well who would How many exams do you have left See you soon NAME Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME Game From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME Game NAME NAME NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Well we all need some light entertainment CHAR little fun to help with the midterm stresses of work Apparently NUM secs is the time to beat WEBSITE Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE A message for NAME Dear NAME Hello Did you get home safely What have you been doing today I ve been in the library and am very bored I did go and collect my photos this morning though You know the film I found in my car Well it s most peculiar The entire film contained pictures of a youth dressed suspiciously like NAME NAME climbing trees hanging from branches etc He had ragged trousers needed to shower and could have done with a good haircut It is very very peculiar Anyway it s quite lonely being in the flat without anyone else I m very much looking forward to going home now There are a few photos of you in my film NUM or NUM of which you may not like as much as others There are some amusing one of our flat also I do hope you are well and that your hay fever is not so bad Email me soon Very best wishes NAME NAME NAME this is a short email I have nothing to write about Re A message from NAME CHAR scruffy NAME NAME hanging from trees What on earth Very weird Nothing to do with me phew Have been very busy these past NUM days with trying to get all my stuff sorted Having managed to get it all in the car I was feeling quite pleased with myself and imagining I had less junk than I d supposed Then I got home and saw my room I have disposed of that much stuff it is incredible and there are several boxes of stuff waiting to go to NAME quality stuff I hasten to add I just do nt have need for it or use it any more It has still been really hot until now There is not an inch of blue sky to be seen anywhere and a gale is whipping up NAME tut it looks like rain Well I am almost finished with sorting my room I am taking a break now to email and to print out some minutes for one of my dad s many committees Hmmm NAME better go May go into town with my mam this afternoon to buy some paint for the bathroom NAME projects see ya NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Another message for NAME Hi NAME Yes they were very weird pictures I have disposed of that much stuff it is incredible and there are several boxes of stuff waiting to go to NAME quality stuff I hasten to add I just do nt have need for it or use it any more Yes I m sure it was quality stuff You do have an awful lot of stuff It has been really hot here in NAME too As you were writing your email It has still been really hot until now There is not an inch of blue sky to be seen anywhere and a gale is whipping up NAME tut it looks like rain I was thinking the same thing but it seems to be hot and sunny again NUM hours later NAME better go May go into town with my mam this afternoon to buy some paint for the bathroom NAME projects I ve just bought a library photocopying card for the first time Who would believe a NUM year had to ask where the photocopying machines were I ve also bought the soundtrack to The Sound of Music this afternoon and I m looking forward to listening to it this evening But first work My dissertation is coming along nicely I think I got a little shock when I logged on to the computers here in the library NUM minutes ago Theyrenow light purple I mean the background it instead of that turquisegreen colour It s a nice change The attached NAME file is a picture of the new desktop if it interests you in any way Oh well I hope you email me again soon and thank you for this email it has brightened up my day although the sun was making it pretty bright anyway I ve also been to college this morning and finally SEEN MY ROOM It s reasonably large has a nice view or will have when they take the scaffolding outside the chapel down has a fireplace lots of cupboards etc I m fairly pleased Well see you soon Very best wishes NAME NAME here s the attachment There is no subject NAME NAME How are you this week I do hope you are well and having an enjoyable holiday You have not emailed me for quite a long time Oh well goodbye NAME Voyager is the only subject Hi NAME I m glad to hear you re still alive and enjoying your holidays Oh dear you have another cough I completed phase 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NAME NAME I hope you liked the Ode to NAME Though I m not quite sure what an ode is I think that this is probably one of the finest ever NAME Allow me NAME right NAME men say your good byes Re Fwd Safety of electrical equipment in rooms shocking NAME How could you be so naughty I can see you by the way NAME wrote I am going to ignore it NAME NAME wrote Oh NAME What are you going to do I have a concern for the safety of fairy lights as a means of decoration as I understand that a number of students are using these The problem is that such lights carry a significant safety risk especially when used with other types of decoration eg tinsel and are left on for long periods of time and perhaps when the occupant is not in the room NAME Fire brigade answer a number of emergency calls each year as a result of faulty fairy lights causing an incident Such lights should please not be used in College premises Those already in place should be removed The risk of a fire that could involve other 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occupant is not in the room NAME Fire brigade answer a number of emergency calls each year as a result of faulty fairy lights causing an incident Such lights should please not be used in College premises Those already in place should be removed The risk of a fire that could involve other people is one I would not wish to take This does not mean that Christmas decorations cannot be used only that such decorations do not pose and risk to safety If you have any concerns in respect of lights or other decorations please contact me or NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit our website at WEBSITE Re Ode to NAME Dear random girl Profoundest apologies for last night s ramblings NAME was in charge of NAME I would just like to make quite clear that words written as by me were not my own I have been deliberately misquoted particularly with regard to my heart and NAME I m sure you understand NAME NAME 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now let s have NAME NAME No I did nt say that you freak it s NAME NAME I like them furry NAME Really when I loose control the conversation really goes down hill does nt it NAME I was wondering if we should make this a weekly publication NAME NAME poor NAME NAME I hope you liked the Ode to NAME Though I m not quite sure what an ode is I think that this is probably one of the finest ever NAME Allow me NAME right NAME men say your good byes Hi Hi NAME Are you satisfied with NAME NAME yet Does his ear still look like burnt bacon Dear oh dear I am sure you will manage to fix it somehow Hope you are having a good morning I am NAME Re Hi NAME Hi NAME From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Hi NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME I hear you re now at home Well you will no doubt be very busy getting everything unpacked I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked quite a task This morning I have put off starting work oh dear It is quite cold here in NAME but my parents have 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get NAME Mam is NAME difficult to buy for NAME has everything already and NAME is just not giving any good ideas oh dear Never mind I have succeeded to some extent at least in my other task for this week have now written NUM words of my dissertation that s a th of it Am going to do some more today I m getting a bit ambitious and am being spurred on by NAME s example Speaking of NAME is this Pick on NAME week Not replying to texts is a crime is it Remember he does nt get free texts like you do What are you up to this weekend then More Chemistry More working in the shop I hae no idea what I m going to do but I have a terrible feeling that a trip to the MetroCentre is inevitable tomorrow morning Food supplies in the NAME household are running low NAME That means we have to shop again You know I usually love shopping but Christmas can really do my head in NUM guess you d already got that impression NAME Stop waffling NAME likes to read waffle but you have work to do NAME So bye for now NAME have fun and do nt freeze How s the coldy coughy thingy that was developing I m still coughing and my Mummy is feeling pants today Not good Bye NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Hi NAME hope you are having a fun weekend Just remembered you d asked me to come to see you this Tuesday coming Well I ve decided I wo nt be coming sorry as I have so much to do next week As well as trying to get another chapter of my dissertation done I need to sort out job application forms scary Today I ve had a break from work and instead have designed our family newsletter to send out with Christmas cards which incidentally I am refusing to write this year I ve gone on protest strike having been dumped with the task for at least the past NUM years and hardly know any of the people they are to As well as doing that we went out to NAME this afternoon for a nice walk Lovely NAME have to go for tea have fun NAME NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME safely Guess so if you re reading this Welcome back to the outside world again Hope you are feeling ok and fully recover really quickly so you can come back to NAME and be pestered by us lot again as usual I suppose you ll have a valid excuse now not be be attacked by NAME and NAME and any sport will definitely be out of the question Shame SMILEY Well I am off out with the family today not sure where Then tomorrow we re off over to the Lake District to visit friends and then stay in a BB in NAME Should be fun Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year or is that delayed for a week too SMILEY tomorrow Be better bye for now NAME SMILEY Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE Hi NAME Hi NAME I hear you re now at home Well you will no doubt be very busy getting everything unpacked I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked quite a task This morning I have put off starting work oh dear It is quite cold here in NAME but my parents have 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NAME Glad to hear you ve had a good week and I hope your cold gets better very soon NAME so you did nt really like NAME of the Rings too much then I suppose it depends on what type of films you like It s not NAME and Prejudice anyway Well enjoy returning to NAME and do nt work too hard Ultimately it s not important Obviously that s not saying be lazy but you know what I mean I m sure NAME Re Chicken NAME Dear NAME hello How are you feeling this chilly day Actually it is not as chilly here as it has been got to NUM degrees C the other day brrrrr Anyway I hope Christmas was fun on Wed and that you are enjoying as much as you can while recovering from being poorly NUM so far How much NAME NAME have you watched SMILEY I have had a lovely week Spent the st half of it in the Lake District We went to see friends and stayed in a BB which was most exciting Only the rd time I ve stayed in NUM The st was when I was a bridesmaid in NAME and the other was last New Year down in NAME Anyway it was 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months man NAME is his name and he s great I ve been busy sorting stuff for the wedding designing making and writing invites etc and am to be a bridesmaid wahay I get to dress up Anyway it is late and I need some shuteye Thanks for reading and for your thoughts and prayers bye for now lots of love NAME xxx Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Hi NAME all Sorry for the mass email and for my lack of communication over the past few days weeks months delete as appropriate Hope you are all well and have had good summers Mine has been NUM big job hunt which has resulted in my obtaining a job with NAME NAME in NAME I move to NAME tomorrow and start my job on Tuesday My plan is to stick with the job for as long as I enjoy it can bear it and then maybe find something else jobwise or do work experience or something hmm Basically I also need to sort out what career I want to pursue and at present am pretty set on the idea of applying for primary NAME courses for next year Anyway so there you go Otherwise my summer has been ok Have travelled about a bit to NAME s to NAME NAME Games NAME and NAME NAME concert to NAME to help with kids activities to NAME on family holiday and spent the rest of my time being the Wedding Planner for my sister s wedding next month and practically living in the JobCentre I hate that place NAME better go get some beauty sleep before moving tomorrow Take care and be in touch Oh my new address is NUM NAME Crescent NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME in case any of you feel inclined to write me nice letters hint hint NAME SMILEY Emails and phone calls are also most welcome NUM NUM NUM I hope jobs studying dossing etc go well for you all bye for now NAME xxx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE hey hello NAME boy How are you Enjoying life in NAME CHAR with your new flat mates Relieved that lectures have started again SMILEY I hope all is going well and you are having lots of fun Have you met lots of new freshers have you seen my 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phase NUM of my training on Saturday by not tidying up or doing the dishes or mopping the floor in an environment that required all of those things very much I m good NAME just thought I d drop you a quick line to say hello and thanks for your lovely card Life here is going well work is ok and it s nice and exciting to be in a new place meeting lots of new people near NAME etc You re welcome Glad you re enjoying being in NAME Say hi to NAME from me Hey I m coming North at the weekend It s NAME s wedding and so I m going home on NAME night and will be home all weekend Ca nt guarantee being able to pop through to NAME but I might be able to NAME ha NAME the bridesmaid strikes again Is anyone safe any more Well I hope ou have a good time I will be on a heightened state of alert just in case you happen to pop over to NAME Actually I must phone you sometime soon to ask you a question Oh well have a good evening I m going to print of some exam papers here in the library now NAME Re hey Actually I must phone you sometime soon to ask you a question Oh well have a good evening I m going to print of some exam papers here in the library now sounds intriguing sorry ca nt write more work to do and all that I ll be in trouble if I m caught on hotmail again SMILEY take care NAME CHAR NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos WEBSITE hello NAME An email from NAME Hello Glad to hear you re enjoying life at the moment NUM emails is a lot amazing I hear you and NAME regularly gatecrash the astroturf now Those of you going back to NAME I m rather jealous Just off in about NUM minutes now Am running late should have left by am because my mum and I are calling at NAME to look for curtain material Such is my busy life It was nice to see you at New Year even if rather fleetingly I stayed on in NAME for a week and had a splendid time Also I went to NAME for the first time NAME hopefully be coming up at end of NAME early March NAME CHAR visit from NAME Excellent Do come and say hello if you can I ll even show you my New Year photos what an offer CHAR it takes me so long to eat my breakfast And what s this change to NAME Krispies for I am curious Hope you have a great weekend and do nt work too hard NAME Re NAME Hello people long time no speak to most of you My New Year s resolution to be in contact with people more has not really worked Anyhow I hope you are all well and enjoying whatever you re up to Sorry for the mass email but I am rather sick of writing emails at present it is my job afterall Things are pretty good with me right now NAME is back in NAME has been for nearly NUM weeks and I ve seen lots of him which has kept me happy SMILEY He has had some assignments to hand in and so has had late nights working and on sunday only got NUM hours sleep silly boy as he was up most of the night completing the essays in time for hand in We ve had fun though and played hockey a few times I was asked by an onlooker if I wanted to play for her team 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story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Re NAME NAME NUM Hi NAME It was good to talk with you last night again I am not sure as yet when I will be free depending on when I get my thesis finished I guess also there is a week in August when I am away with my family I ll try to find out the acutal dates Other than that sounds GRRRRRRREAT NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear all I must apologise for sending CHAR relatively blank email I am being very inept today Anyway since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer NAME and I thought we d arrange another one for this summer You have all been invited and basically come if you can and want to I guess or for as much of the week as you like Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to NAME NAME NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME ATTACHMENT part NUM application msword nameC Documents and NAME WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NUM Only kidding CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all I must apologise for sending CHAR relatively blank email I am being very inept today Anyway since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer NAME and I thought we d arrange another one for this summer You have all been invited and basically come if you can and want to I guess or for as much of the week as you like Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to NAME NAME NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME WEBSITE Type NAME NAME application msword NAME base Re NAME NAME NUM NAME I think there must be a mistake NAME s girlfriend is on the list CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all I must apologise for sending CHAR relatively blank email I am being very inept today Anyway since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer NAME and I thought we d arrange another one for this summer You have all been invited and basically come if you can and want to I guess or for as much of the week as you like Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to NAME NAME NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME WEBSITE Type NAME NAME application msword NAME base Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NUM sigh NAME NAME what a character On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME I think there must be a mistake NAME s girlfriend is on the list Re NAME NAME NUM Dates I ca nt make maybe th to th August I ca nt read my writing rd of August Family holiday Hope you are well NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM Dear all I must apologise for sending CHAR relatively blank email I am being very inept today Anyway since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer NAME and I thought we d arrange another one for this summer You have all been invited and basically come if you can and want to I guess or for as much of the week as you like Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to NAME NAME NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME Chapel NUM NAME NAME I m free at the moment between thth August and thnd NAME I ca nt make maybe thth August and thrd of August Family holiday Okay so I suggest the first NUM days in August what do you think Everyone else seems to be unable to commit at the moment but as long as we try to book it over a weekend for NAME then that should be fine At least for those who have replied and if they have nt then that s unfortunate Let me know when you wish to confer NAME st day in the lab today and I ve already finished my reaction and got off early to do a literature search splendid Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NUM NAME I think we should probably try and book sometime soon it looks like we are already fairly limited as to when we can do it and August is a VERY popular time for the bungalow I will have a look at what people have said tonight and confer with you before I actually go ahead and do anything CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dates I ca nt make maybe th to th August I ca nt read my writing rd of August Family holiday Hope you are well NAME NAME All you good good people Listen to me We are limited to having our holiday sometime in August and unfortunately Chapel is already booked for the whole of August so if we are going to do anything it is going to have to be elsewhere Now NAME and I were wondering if any of you know of any places like Chapel owned by your family that might be free sometime in August preferably the first week So if you could let me know if anything springs to mind then that would be super Cheerio then NAME What we want you to know People of The NAME I am going to sample your opinion Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of NAME Provisional holiday date is the first week of August but this is not definite NAME we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in NAME and I feel that there are now NUM options NUM We go to NAME s cottage next to the lake in NAME Cost is likely to be between pound NUM and pound NUM each including flights everything But the plus point is that it s NAME SMILEY and there is a bath And we might stay in NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently NUM We rent a large house somewhere in NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of pound NUM each but I do nt have a clue so do nt quote me please The plus point is the cheap petrol but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath These are both suggestions which have been intimated to NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them If you have any alternative ideas however illformed please tell us Your friendly holiday coordinators NAME NAME Re What we want you to know NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote People of The NAME I am going to sample your opinion Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of NAME Provisional holiday date is the first week of August but this is not definite NAME we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in NAME and I feel that there are now NUM options NUM We go to NAME s cottage next to the lake in NAME Cost is likely to be between pound NUM and pound NUM each including flights everything But the plus point is that it s NAME SMILEY and there is a bath And we might stay in NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently NUM We rent a large house somewhere in NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of pound NUM each but I do nt have a clue so do nt quote me please The plus point is the cheap petrol but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath These are both suggestions which have been intimated to NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them If you have any alternative ideas however illformed please tell us Your friendly holiday coordinators NAME NAME Re What we want you to know NAME CHAR beautifully constructed email The cost I quoted was given to me by NAME master of economy can there be any dissent Remember it is the first week in August we are talking about and I m sure I do nt need to tell you that is peak time love and other indoor sports That s scandalous I assume you know what it means now Anyway it certainly wo nt form part of any holiday NAME and I are organising And what on earth does it have to do with where you put it in the text I m confused I hate computers and want to cry Oh dear SMILEY I hope your work goes better today At least you re doing some NAME sounds good NAME are you not allowed to fly still When will the flying abstinance be over Flying should nt be a problem for me But the idea was to go under 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cottage next to the lake in NAME Cost is likely to be between pound NUM and pound NUM each including flights everything But the plus point is that it s NAME SMILEY and there is a bath And we might stay in NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently NUM We rent a large house somewhere in NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of pound NUM each but I do nt have a clue so do nt quote me please The plus point is the cheap petrol but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath These are both suggestions which have been intimated to NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them If you have any alternative ideas however illformed please tell us Your friendly holiday coordinators NAME NAME Re What we want you to know Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully If we go to NAME we wounld be talking the train so no airplanes and no boats ergo no sea sickness NAME Re What we want you to know Hello all sorry to have been out of the loop until now busy busy as NAME said NAME wow you are very brave if I was in for an op everyone would know months in advance I m so glad it went well and I hope it does the trick Holidays lovely ideas guys but I m afraid I wo nt be able to go so you ll have to forego the pleaseure of my company I m off doing camps etc most of August and have no money anyhow I hope everyone s NAME For the NAME peeps I m thinking of organising a meal for my birthday on Thursday th March Anyone around Love and hugs NAME there was no need to be crude NAME From CHAR CHAR NAME To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re What we want you to know NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully If we go to NAME we wounld be talking the train so no airplanes and no boats ergo no sea sickness NAME Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out Re What we want you to know NAME NAME First things first I was in hospital yesterday having my heart fixed which when written like that sounds mighteously scary but I am pleased to that it was nt I now have a small coil shaped thing inside me and no blood flow where I should nt It was very clever they stuck it in my leg and threaded it up so no big scar or long hospital stay Also no general anesthetic so no time feeling sick So I can go to work on Monday and play football as long as I do nt play in goal which is good NAME I HATE goal keeping and no rugby tackling Secondly holidays What a good idea I would love to go to NAME and would be my optimum choice pound NUM is a lotI wonder if it could be made any cheaper flying out in the middle of the night is unpleasant but cheap NAME is normally hot and sunny which is important to me I also get sick on ferries but well I guess I could get over that or fly straight from NAME IF we went somewhere nice that would be good beach I suppose there is the possibilty of my parents house cottage in NAME This would 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Hello all sorry to have been out of the loop until now busy busy as NAME said NAME wow you are very brave if I was in for an op everyone would know months in advance I m so glad it went well and I hope it does the trick Holidays lovely ideas guys but I m afraid I wo nt be able to go so you ll have to forego the pleaseure of my company I m off doing camps etc most of August and have no money anyhow I hope everyone s NAME For the NAME peeps I m thinking of organising a meal for my birthday on Thursday th March Anyone around Love and hugs NAME there was no need to be crude NAME From CHAR CHAR NAME To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject Re What we want you to know NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully If we go to NAME we wounld be talking the train so no airplanes and no boats ergo no sea sickness NAME Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out Re Check it out Guys I ve decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim TAGG TAGG Positions NAME NAME Senior NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Research Assistant NAME NAME Senior Researcher NAME NAME Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory NAME NAME wrote Oh my word it s actually serious NAME wood anyone Where are we going to get the power supply from Shall I ask my Lab Technicians CHAR CHAR NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Guys I ve decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim TAGG TAGG Positions NAME NAME Senior NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Research Assistant NAME NAME Senior Researcher NAME NAME Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory NAME NAME wrote Oh my word it s actually serious NAME wood anyone Where are we going to get the power supply from Shall I ask my Lab Technicians CHAR CHAR NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Check it out NAME Though that s certainly not how you spell NAME NAME looking forward to it We need to work out what we ll need and then apply to NAME NAME to get funding Later NAME Guys I ve decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim TAGG TAGG Positions NAME NAME Senior Scientist NAME NAME NAME NAME and Research Assistant NAME NAME Senior Researcher NAME NAME Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory NAME NAME wrote Oh my word it s actually serious NAME wood anyone Where are we going to get the power supply from Shall I ask my Lab Technicians CHAR CHAR NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Check it out Oh my goodness Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher Thirdly lets give ourselves a modicum of scientific credibility and not put antigravity in any acronym Fourthly I know we re scientists but surely we can do better that TAGG Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Assuming this thing is not a hoax and it actually levitates and certainly this is an assumption until proven otherwise I would like to look into varying the power supply copper wire and aluminium foil etc in order to test the properties different materials give the device I am not the resident sceptic but certainly I tend in that direction at the moment But it should be fun I look forward to commencement NAME NAME ie depending on who you are Weird stuff Guys Check out this link WEBSITE CHAR Re Weird stuff People This is most interesting indeed NAME NAME NAME wrote Guys Check out this link WEBSITE CHAR Fwd Check it out WEBSITE Re Check it out Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR Re Check it out I agree with NAME who agrees with me that funding is absolutely necessary NAME NAME NAME NAME is also desirable After we get this to work perhaps we can start work on the antigrav car CHAR senior scientist has the brains and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM I agree with NAME who agrees with me that funding is absolutely necessary NAME NAME NAME NAME is also desirable After we get this to work perhaps we can start work on the antigrav car CHAR senior scientist has the brains and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Check it out NAME on I want brains too CHAR I agree with NAME who agrees with me that funding is absolutely necessary NAME NAME NAME NAME is also desirable After we get this to work perhaps we can start work on the antigrav car CHAR senior scientist has the brains and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Clarification of suggested positions So NAME has brains but NAME and I do nt Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian I agree it would be more desirable to blow NAME up NAME is keeping very quiet about all this You re still mad to want funding It s okay for you NUM but I m still going to be here next year NAME Clarification of suggested positions OK how about this NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of engineering master of action reaction NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Sounds much more like it to me CHAR So NAME has brains but NAME and I do nt Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian I agree it would be more desirable to blow NAME up NAME is keeping very quiet about all this You re still mad to want funding It s okay for you NUM but I m still going to be here next year NAME Clarification of suggested positions Regarding your proposed positions NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of engineering master of action reaction NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Sounds excellent indeed Would prefer NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Re Clarification of suggested positions Proposal for final role descriptions NAME wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety Re Check it out I would like to say something arrrrgghhhhh I m supposed to have the brains in this operation I think not I have no brains left SMILEY Nightmare exam just as long as this project has nothing to do with NAME NAME I might be okay and please do nt grammar check that sentence Will find out about power supply maybe tomorrow or next week Have to locate my lab technicians hope they have nt disappeared I have the strange feeling that I had a dream last night about being lost in the physics department scary I ve completely forgotten what I wanted to say Oh well I ll read on TS NAME wrote I agree with NAME who agrees with me that funding is absolutely necessary NAME NAME NAME NAME is also desirable After we get this to work perhaps we can start work on the antigrav car CHAR senior scientist has the brains and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Clarification of suggested positions It seems to me as if NAME may have been demoted slightly here I thought NAME was the Health and Safety guy I ll tell you what you guys can build the thing and I ll just be in charge SMILEY Actually being a wizard could be quite fun This calls for a delicate operation are any of us qualified NAME can cut NAME can stick I ll press the on switch and NAME can tell us it s looking great NAME NAME On a serious note CHAR suggest we try stiff drinking straws for the struts because they re lighter and easier to acquire NAME supply and copper wire I ll investigate aluminium foil we should be able to manage Glue they might have some in the lab as well There s a whole workshop in the Physics department for building this kind of thing but I m not allowed to go in there CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Regarding your proposed positions NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of engineering master of action reaction NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Sounds excellent indeed Would prefer NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Re Clarification of suggested positions Oh dear are you guys doing any work at all NAME NAME wrote Proposal for final role descriptions NAME wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety Re Clarification of suggested positions And balsa wood is nt that hard to find and it is quite strong and very light we should use that with my superglue NAME wrote Oh dear are you guys doing any work at all NAME NAME wrote Proposal for final role descriptions NAME wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Clarification of suggested positions NAME we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties CHAR And balsa wood is nt that hard to find and it is quite strong and very light we should use that with my superglue NAME wrote Oh dear are you guys doing any work at all NAME NAME wrote Proposal for final role descriptions NAME wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Clarification of suggested positions You mean like stickyness Yes very important NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties CHAR And balsa wood is nt that hard to find and it is quite strong and very light we should use that with my superglue NAME wrote Oh dear are you guys doing any work at all NAME NAME wrote Proposal for final role descriptions NAME wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces NAME archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM TAGG So my dear collegues when do we start NAME any success with the high voltage supply I guess we could build test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok Funding is always nice NAME any more reading I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this NAME I hope you are more awake today Love you guys lots NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re TAGG NAME come Thursday I will do nothing but read about lifters ahem CHAR So my dear collegues when do we start NAME any success with the high voltage supply I guess we could build test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok Funding is always nice NAME any more reading I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this NAME I hope you are more awake today Love you guys lots NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re TAGG Dear you NUM CHAR Look perhaps you are not all aware of this but we are currently in the middle of exams We do not start until the st of July Find out all you want before then but we do nt make decisions until then and we definitely do nt start building it until then This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that SMILEY And please forget about the funding If you re all too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and revise See you all sometime NAME SMILEY NAME NAME if this email sounds harsh but I m just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion inviting as it is and therein lies the problem Re TAGG ok guys no more deviating NAME wrote Dear you NUM CHAR Look perhaps you are not all aware of this but we are currently in the middle of exams We do not start until the st of July Find out all you want before then but we do nt make decisions until then and we definitely do nt start building it until then This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that SMILEY And please forget about the funding If you re all too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and revise See you all sometime NAME SMILEY NAME NAME if this email sounds harsh but I m just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion inviting as it is and therein lies the problem NAME NAME Hey guys good news I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician he is very happy for us to use the nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage NAME supply etc Fabulous I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be SMILEY Aviation is go says NAME Can I suggest next Weds as a good day NAME is away from NAME the rest of the week is taken NAME the following week Speak soon love NAME x NAME NAME Ooops I meant love from the Wizard of NAME NAME CHAR Re NAME NAME NAME Hey guys good news I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician he is very happy for us to use the nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage NAME supply etc Fabulous I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be SMILEY Aviation is go says NAME Can I suggest next Weds as a good day NAME is away from NAME the rest of the week is taken NAME the following week Speak soon love NAME x NAME NAME Dear fellow TAGGers I cringe Today was a little bit dissapointing but do not give up hope CHAR personally intend to make a lifter someday and hopefully it wo nt be too long I had a fun time today though even if aviation was nt go after all Anyway thought you might be interested in looking at this link after our little discussion about NAME NAME NAME spelling generators this afternoon NAME NAME Coil NAME I forgot the link WEBSITE Re NAME Coil Far Shores eh NAME Is nt that a bit unscientific for you CHAR NAME I forgot the link WEBSITE Re NAME Coil Absolutely We shall not give up We shall fight on We may have lost a battle BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR NAME Dear fellow TAGGers I cringe Today was a little bit dissapointing but do not give up hope CHAR personally intend to make a lifter someday and hopefully it wo nt be too long I had a fun time today though even if aviation was nt go after all Anyway thought you might be interested in looking at this link after our little discussion about NAME NAME NAME spelling generators this afternoon NAME Re NAME Coil Hear hear NAME NAME wrote Absolutely We shall not give up We shall fight on We may have lost a battle BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR NAME Re NAME Coil Yes of course it is But I consoled myself by just skimming through the headlines to look for any scientific stuff that managed to misplace itself NAME NAME s day NAME NAME NAME wrote Far Shores eh NAME Is nt that a bit unscientific for you CHAR NAME I forgot the link WEBSITE Re NAME Coil okey dokey blokey we ll give this guy in the Electronics Workshop a go NAME x NAME NAME wrote Hear hear NAME NAME wrote Absolutely We shall not give up We shall fight on We may have lost a battle BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR NAME Re Cleaning If you need to contact me over the holidays NUM NUM NUM EMAIL my dad s email chow NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Flat NAME Dear NAME I received your message to NAME I cannot however convert your WORD document in my version of WORD if it has a password Could you send it without a password I will not be in the office tomorrow so you might want to copy any message to NAME s brother NAME and the address above Thanks NAME NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME WCE BT UK A message for NAME NUM Hi NAME Glad to hear your job is 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someone in my fell group is going on the same camp It s NAME Anyway take care Also is it convenient for you to send and receive emails I am asking simply to gauge the volume you receive from me See you NAME in o whatever really Why did nt NAME please the NAME with his offering He simply was nt Able NAME Since I ll be at camp for a week any emails received after this Friday night will not be replied to until Saturday nd July Thanks A message for NAME NUM NAME SIGHTED IN TREE News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of NAME the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary An eyewitness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting Saturday th July NUM NAME In a tree near NAME NAME is a little known area in NAME s national park Exact location NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Our eyewitness source is a NAME NAME from NAME Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong it may not have been NAME who I saw Her fascinating ideas on the reason for NAME to be so far north are as follows I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that NAME is now stationed in NAME and he was on his way there As the raven flies NAME is directly midway between NAME and NAME s home Is this just a stunning coincidence When we asked NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion NAME s immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable However she did later make the following public statement I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people s noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy When questioned further she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here NAME s account of NAME s behaviour shed s little light on the situation He was so evidently grumpy squawking NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him NAME is a technical term What could have made NAME so mad Is NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting NAME NAME DIFFERENT is spelled RIGH CHAR about it so that he can telepathically communicate with NAME and put him back on the right course A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read However there is only NUM person who can tell us what we need to know and that s NAME but where is NAME NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumblooking raven CHAR leaked report from NAME s NAME NAME Ltd later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of NAME pending an official investigation by the NAME NAME Council We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs Remember keep your eyes open for NAME All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for NAME NAME NAME Telephone number NUM NUM NUM Please ask for NAME before describing your sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance Thank you a message from NAME Hi NAME I have been busy with my job which is going quite well However it would go even better if the sun would shine more I need more tourists to come punting I have been reading the new NAME NAME Book at the same time as my NUM brothers NAME Conflict oh it is a good book I suppose it is worth the broken arm joking I ve also been having a lot of fun writing a story of my own I do nt know if it will come to much but I m enjoying it so far I ll let you read it next year if it turns out to be any good I have just sighed as I am about to go out to work and the sky has just gone completely cloudy and the sun has extinguished itself Wonderful weather for tourists Not I ve also started playing my violin again I have nt played it since I came to NAME NUM years ago I ve been going through my brother s grade NUM book he is learning violin and found it really very fun I m so much better at sight reading now than when I was NUM Also I think it helps not being forced to play It makes it much more fun just messing around on it The sky is positively dark now I must go and sacrifice a lamb to the spirit of the river Father NAME so that the sun will come out Have a good holiday Take Care NAME NAME any news from NAME a message from NAME The flat saga continues to unfold NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME and NAME I hope the spelling in this message is better than the last one I am writing again not for any particular reason but only to chat I have had a spell of bad days at work It seems that all the tourists have died and 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sent these and there may be some confusion Resending Analysis of Welcome Poem CHAR COMPLEX LITERARY ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORIC WELCOME POEM WRITTEN BY HIS LORDSHIP BY A WORTHY FOLLOWER OF THE VENERABLE NAME NAME Dear Flat people I was so overwhelmed by the depth of hidden feeling knowledge and purpose in NAME s poem that I felt I really must pass on this exposition of it To my flat mates of joy Reference to this infinitesimal hypothetical temporal state of being on seeing NAME Say I NAME oh boy Origin unknown possibly Canadian Generally excepted as an exultation of glory to the male members of the flat Ie NAME and NAME This has been unsuccessfully disputed in recent years by followers of NAME and NAME What fun we shall have as a NUM NAME approach to flat life giving evidence to the view that dictators always start out like this It is a little known fact that the term NUM probably does not refer to the NUM flat people but may in fact be of anglo canadian origin and mean group of NUM slaves controlled by redhaired pseudo deity Will we not be cooking Earlier manuscripts substitute we and will giving a more likely rendition of the text Fried RICE and looking Delusional reference to the mythical idea that students eat NAME Many treatises were written on this subject by the venerable NAME NAME His authoritative writings still draw many followers for chicken of suitable size Reference to expensive organic chicken usually smaller and therefore more difficult to find Very popular with the revered flat people Till we next meet then NAME anticipation of friendship the author reveals his deepfelt need for companionship Linked with the frailty of human emotion syndrome as studied by NAME of the NAME NAME medical research labs NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Here each of the author s flat mates is personified as a wellknown clock NUM NAME An anagram of the VGA clock Virtual Germfree Apartment Thought to pertain to the author s ideal state of being for the coming year NUM NAME The NAME NAME is often found in anthills Its source of power is unknown but it appears to work reasonably accurately It comes with a built in television NUM NAME There is no such clock thereby giving great support to the popular view that the original spelling was No This would then correlate with the well known laughing clocks of eastern NAME NO is the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide more commonly known as laughing gas NUM NAME Likened to NAME NAME in NAME this shows the authors feelings regarding the permanency of NAME his unwavering ticktock Some authorities use this reference to introduce the deity of NAME but we refute that giving NAME the credit I wish you the best of the prize Curiously here the author appears to be wishing for his friends to enjoy his presence while he is absent This seemingly contradictory statement actually makes perfect sense if the reader interprets the merit of the author s presence inversely from that which is portrayed However scholars struggle over this version as it is generally thought His Lordship was very well liked by his colleagues A dilemma for the modern mind to puzzle over if ever there was one The venerable NAME NAME put it down to grammatical errors but this proved highly unpopular with the NAME Pro NAME NAME groups of his day leading to his untimely martyrdom What prize is this I hear you say Figurative language appertaining to the gift of friendship Fundamentalist followers of His Lordship often claim that he could actually hear his friends questioning remarks over hundreds of miles This cannot be refuted strongly enough as current opinion states that His Lordship was definitely not divine Some may argue that early engravings of the renowned flat person glow with a radiance of their own but we attribute this to their being discovered in close proximity to radioactive surroundings NAME NAME s NAME Of which his lordship speaks today Allusion to the means of communication employed by the author to deliver his poem Many 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subtle machinations of the Venerable NAME NAME NAME Group These worthy individuals have taken it upon themselves to ensure the Welcome Poem is passed down through the generations in all purity and with the highest appreciation of purpose Fwd newfy joke CONGRATULATIONS You have just received the NEWFOUNDLAND VIRUS Since we do nt have any programming experience and just a few computers in NAME this virus works on the NAME system Please delete all the files from your harddrive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list Thank for you cooperation NAME University Computer Engineering Department no subject NAME NAME Sorry I was so moody this morning I do nt know if I was acting or not but no hard feelings except for excess use of kitchen roll SMILEY Take Care and have a great weekend NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Cool 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The account is with NAME branch near where I live because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship where one is known The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo It also has a cheque book When I receive the NAME you will be informed of it Therefore whenever it is convenient for you to pay your pound NUM let me know Cheques should be made payable to me CHAR CHAR NAME I hope this has been done to your approval NAME no subject Guys Do you have NAME instant NAME Actually I know you do nt Get it OK NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME no subject Guys look at this website re evolution WEBSITE It s part of the Christian Students in Science site other good papers there as well NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME 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problem If it was nt for me you would be dead by now I have power I can help you You can have power too What How I was like you once NAME Now look at me If I want something I get it I have power No one can now resist me What I say goes And you NAME NAME will be my prot CHAR I will Yes come We must make a start NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME funnies I love the second last one The following are actual English subtitles used in films from NAME NAME I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way NAME you with your thick face have hurt my instep NAME wounds again CHAR normal person would nt steal pituitaries Darn I ll burn you into a NAME chicken Take my advice or I ll spank you a lot Who gave you the nerve to get killed here This will be of fine service for you you bag of the scum I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and 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dissertation Guys NAME has made some progress on my dissertation I might be mapping in the US of CHAR in NAME I m relieved Hopefully I ll be able to afford it hopefully the weather will be better than NAME Load of love to you all NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME women NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME I m eating NAME Pie NAME Hello I have free internet access We have signed up to ntl the telephone company and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day I always write all my emails offline anyway they tend to be longer that way Your anxiousness regarding NAME is understandable Thank you for the information Who is your source I am looking into the situation at present I wo nt say anymore just now except that something BIG appears to be afoot Our agent in NAME appears to have been silenced permanently Oh well kids I m glad I never was one I m sure the kids were too I hope your Dad gets the job he s being interviewed for Is NAME really going to give you his guitar He s mad Anyway now I shall tell you my story of the last few days not my life Well as you know on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat including the shower and bathroom I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the NAME department was In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge freezer and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness After that I had to pack my room and as a result of my hectic morning after busying myself with all this running around I had to rush frantically to the railway station I arrived on the platform much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags to see the train pulling out of the station My heart sank as the next train was not due for at least an hour Thankfully it was not my train which had been delayed by the ineptitude of NAME by NUM minutes This was NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey sad to leave NAME My train was then delayed by vandalising children kids again on the railway track I arrived in NAME over NUM minutes late but still in NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train How is your ear I thought the blood contrasted beautifully with your pale complexion Anyway are you well I hope you get over your tiredness soon NUM days ago I was in the middle of a power cut At NUM NAME I was gaily about to check my email when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of hurricane lamps We lit our fire and NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour It was very beautiful but could get boring quite easily I then went up to my room oil lamp in hand and began to study At pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my email I ll write again soon NAME NAME NAME s unwell I quote from NAME NAME is having problems of CHAR how shall I say personal nature I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is nt telling me about Please could you send her a get well card I am and NAME and NAME might It would be really amusing if NAME got all these get well cards for his computer NAME s address is NUM NAME Road NAME Park NAME NAME PT Hey guys I am now at home again and have spent some time relaxing This is a strange word one which I do not believe I have used much over the last NUM weeks although the last couple of days have been quite refreshing No that s a lie I m still zonked I do nt think I do well staying up late even though it can enjoyable Perhaps NUM day I ll learn As much as my mother despises it yes we do now have access to email at home although as we are not brave enough to actually get with a proper internet company I am writing this offline to save on the phone bills Now there s a big surprise NAME has NAME made any appearances in your window yet I hear that there has been quite a few fatalities in the avian members of NAME in recent weeks and not having heard much about the great bird for sometime I am understandably getting anxious Ladies I hope all your revision is going well Remember too much coffee is bad for the system As is too much of most things but I m sure you knew that No really I m sure you did At lunch today I watched a good show that my parents had recorded earlier this term called NAME wing which is about the NAME House It is a series and was on tonight too watch it NAME I m sure you got home much faster that I did but the trip was bearable as I met NAME on the train station platform and she was travelling past NAME so we sat together which was good as I got to know her much better What is the name of the guy she is going out with Do you know I am so bad with names NAME no actually I have nothing to say to you Sorry pal So my dear NAME friends what are you up too I am still in the process of sorting out my dissertation at the moment but am in a bit of a pickle I have been talking to the lecturers in NAME who are in my home group here in NAME who think that mapping in NAME is a bad idea Anyway NAME is still in control I m sure something will work out The weather down here in NAME is typical NAME with brief showers intermingled with downpours And the occasional sunstorm too I did nt get outside until this afternoon when I went to pick up my brother from school His friends are getting into that really annoying I m really cool stage Thankfully NAME is nt Hopefully he never will Kids can be so stupid For instance today one of NAME s friends thought it would be grown up to dance in front of a car stopped at a traffic light Why How stupid Oh well kids I m glad I never was one Could you guys please pray for my Dad as he has his big important job interview tomorrow This would be a great answer to prayer if he got this job in NAME as he is sooo tired He spends about NUM hours each day in transport to work each day if he could spend NUM minutes on his bike instead that would be so good The interview is at NUM NUM so please pray about that It should last about an hour and a half I so hope he gets it It is a senior research job which would be great for my Dad as that is what he likes This interview is really short which is not to my Dad s liking but I hope he gets it I really do At the moment thankfully I think my Dad is the only candidate for the job We have had a friend staying with us over the last NUM weeks recovering after an operation and she is off tomorrow having been given clear health good news I am not sleeping in my room at the moment as our friend is there but that means I am sleeping in the huge guest bed It is so large I think I got lost in it last night NAME my friends I am quite tired now so I think I will go and leave you in peace Oh NAME NUM you really WANT to give me your guitar I suppose I ll accept it so as not to be rude Lots of love to you all NAME home time NAME I tried repeatedly to call you last night were you on the net When are you coming to NAME Thanks for the postcard NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME I was phoning to ask when you were coming as it was very boring all alone in the flat last night Very boring and cold NAME wrote Hi NAME No I was nt on the internet last night although my brother may have been I m getting back to NAME tomorrow morning circa NUM am NAME you are well and everything is fine Best wishes NAME NAME What were you calling about NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME Hi NAME No I was nt on the internet last night although my brother may have been I m getting back to NAME tomorrow morning circa NUM am NAME you are well and everything is fine Best wishes NAME NAME What were you calling about Thank you all my friends Hello all and sorry for the blanketness of this message Thanks very much for your wonderful birthday cards and greeting messages I had an absolutely superb weekend staying with my flat mates at NAME s house in NAME Apart from some shocking driving I wo nt tell you how fast we were going on the country roads it was superb I spent most of the weekend curled up in front of NUM fire or another Dad you ll be impressed I chopped wood NAME s house was very nice and the scenery was excellent On friday night when we arrived his family was waiting for us and they served us this great meal at the table and then they left for NAME s grandparents house Saturday morning we woke up and went to the beach which was superb We tossed the caber found some frog spawn bits of crabs hit stones all over the beach with pieces of driftwood and climbed the rocks Very fun Then we returned to the homestead ate lunch and went out for the afternoon being cultured We looked around an abbey NAME and I entertaining everyone there with lovely chanting in a chapel with really cool acoustics After that we went to NAME NAME s house which was very impressive The girls I think have studied him in their course so they found that even more interesting than I did Still there were loads of suits of armour and cool sabres and peacocks to keep me more than entertained After supper that evening we went to the beach again and lit a campfire which we sat around toasting marshmallows and eating strawberries and cream We sang a multitude of songs and made our way back home about NUM NUM CHAR great day Sunday morning not being brave I stayed at home whilst the rest of the flat went out to church While I was cooking the lunch and playing NAME s guitar I got a call from the water board saying there was a major fault with the system but I told them to call back later when NAME was home cause he knew more about it than NAME Just as I had sat down the phone rang again this time it was NAME checking on my cooking A few minutes later the phone rang once more I thought NAME was meant to be quiet This time it was the NAME I think that s right the foot and mouth people saying that there was a foot and mouth outbreak within NUM miles of the house bother I was told not to let anyone onto or off of the property until some guy came NAME later on I could nt really do much about the guys in the car as they were already on their way home but as soon as they arrived I told then what the man had said which provided some interesting reactions A few minutes later the phone rang AGAIN man NAME answered it and said that it was for me Confused I picked it up and heard NAME from the water board again I also heard NAME s voice from NAME s room upstairs Over the next NUM minutes I realized that NAME had made the phone calls but did nt click that he had made them all at least not at once so when ever I realized he made another of the calls he got more bruises I m so gullible Oh well I suppose you ca nt trust anyone these days We played charades in the afternoon and then returned to NAME Now I m NUM and feeling the effects of old age already I hobbled to the science site this morning leaning on my walker watching all the young NUM run by me remembering when I could do that NAME memories NAME even those are going Surely they wo nt make an old man write exams will they The cruel beasts NAME gotta go See you round Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Thank you all my friends Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME NAME NAME Dear friends I realize I have not written to you for some time but this is not because I have forgotten you I am having a very busy year here in NAME and am presently in the middle of exams So I m sure it is also obvious to you that it is of utmost importance to write an email at this time Anything to get away from revision I hope you are all well The weather here in NAME is finally starting to look up and after a particularly rainy winter it is easy to believe we deserve it My life has been quite manic the last term and a bit as I have been trying to sort out a dissertation and things like that This process was upset on more that NUM occasion by minor problems such as NAME and mouth disease etc I have finally got that sorted and will be accompanying NUM other students to Mammoth Lakes in NAME this summer to map the rocks around that area That s what geologists do Anyway that will last for NUM weeks and I m sure will be quite tiring but hopefully a lot of fun as well After NAME I ll be going up to NAME for a week which will be great and then I ll move on to NAME for a holiday with my dear family Sound busy I think when I return to NAME my accent will once more be quite North American I have finished leading chapel now which is both a nice break and also something which I miss NAME well I still go along NAME has so blessed that service this last year It has been AMAZING I would appreciate it if you would pray for me over this summer as I will be away from most of my family and friends for a long period of time esp the NUM weeks in NAME nd June th July Certain prayer points include That I would keep my focus on NAME the whole time and live accordingly That I might be a servant to the other students who I am mapping with They are both female mature students and are not Christians so I feel the best way to treat them is to serve them This is gonna be hard for me and I ll need all the prayer you can give That I might find a Church for my time in Mammoth Lakes That I would keep safe and have a good time That NAME might give me opportunities to talk to NAME and NAME the ladies with whom I am mapping about Him and share the Gospel with them That I would grow in NAME both before and during this trip And that I would use that wisdom too But before all that if you could pray that I could really concentrate on getting some good marks in these exams ie being able to keep at my work I would really appreciate that Thanks very much for all your friendship support Love NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME Friday NUM June NUM Dear All I m sitting at home writing to you before I start my NUM week long trek across the North American Continent It seems ages since I wrote my last exam but in reality it was only yesterday morning So much has happened since then I d like to thank all my friends in NAME for all the support and help you guys have given me these last few days esp my great flatmates who helped empty my room and remember all my things You guys are great and I m going to miss you all Have a great last NUM weeks of term I m pretty sure that I will be able to find email access in NAME so hopefully I ll be able to keep you all informed as to what is happening to me Oh and NUM any of you would prefer not to get sent these emails please just tell me NAME now I m quite tired and not packed But I thought I would write to you anyway To let you all know exactly what is happening By NUM NUM tomorrow morning I will be on my way to NAME airport where I shall board a plane bound for NAME NAME I ll spend the night in an airport hotel there and early the next morning Sunday I ll fly down over the border to NAME NAME There I ll jump in a car for NUM cruel hours of transport to a town called Mammoth Lakes This is to the best of my knowledge a sort of resort town for the people of NAME and is big for skiing in the winter I ll be mapping for NUM weeks there with NUM ladies from my course Both are mature students and both are nonChristians The younger one s name is NAME and she is NUM has a child named NAME who will not be coming with us except for the last week or so NAME is the other lady and she is married but does nt like kids so has cats instead Did you know that it costs about pound NUM a day to keep a cat in a cattery Expensive over NUM weeks Basically what the mapping involves is a very detailed study of NUM square kilometres I will be looking at some obsidian domes which are a volcanic glass pushed out during volcanic events The volcanoes I ll be working on are extinct I think but it would be sooooooo cool to be the only geologist in the area if for some reason it blew its top This wo nt happen though I ll spend my days walking round the volcanic rocks and examining them in detail to work out the history of the area the types of deposits and so on At the end I ll produce a geological map showing the rock types in different areas and hand in a written report too This is due in Christmas NUM After my time in NAME I ll be shooting up to NAME for a week to visit some old friends there That will be a great break being the first time I will not have been working since NAME I ca nt wait Then I ll move on to NAME to the eastern side near NAME I ll spend NUM weeks there with my family seeing friends and relatives visiting old haunts and keeping very happy One of the things I am most looking forward to is a NUM day canoe trip into NAME Park which is a wilderness type area I ll return to NAME on the th of August So it gonna be a busy summer and if you would I would really appreciate your prayer for me Particularly at this time I would ask you to pray NUM That NAME NAME and I would keep safe NUM That we would learn loads NUM That we would get on This is quite a big one I do nt know them THAT well and we are quite different So if you pray for nothing else please pray for this NUM That NAME would reveal himself to both NAME and NAME and give them a longing to get to know Him NUM That I would continue to spend time with NAME and that I would grow in knowledge and love of Him You guys are great Thanks so much for your love support Keep well NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE There is no subject I will now sing you a dirge Oh NAME ohhhh NAME NAME oh NAME Thank you Hi NAME Thanks for your email We all miss you and the flat is very quiet in your absence Did you enjoy your transatlantic flight to NAME What are your first impressions of Mammoth Lakes What is your room like Did you cash your cheque from the flat Are you getting fed up with these questions Yesterday I searched somewhat unsuccessfully for a mobile phone They are very expensive Oh dear Then I had an awful headache so I did nt go to NAME where NAME was playing Well NAME arrived here yesterday to stay until Monday Your room used to smell positively sweet compared with this NAME has had to vacate the small bathroom and temporarily move into the larger one This morning I went to church where NAME NAME was preaching on NAME chapter NUM I am now waiting for the others to return from various places NAME is at the science site NAME is at her friend s house for lunch and NAME has disappeared before we watch a video keeping the faith until teatime Tomorrow morning I m going to choose my dissertation title I hope to be able to do it on molecular electronics hype or hope but it depends if that particular title is already chosen Oh I ve just realised something It s not NUM pm where you are Now let me see it must only be just after am Am I wrong Well at least it will be earlier than here So you probably have nt arrived at Mammoth Lakes yet and are about to undergo your cruel car journey Oh dear Well I shall now proceed to clean my room NAME to here from you soon NAME All the best NAME Re There is no subject NAME thanks for the email gotta keep this short as I m using someone else s machine This place is great Mountains all around I ts quite expensive but really nice I love it here I ve been getting so little sleep recently my body clock is so screwed up But the sun is hot The flat is great I have to share a room though but a big double bed all to myself NAME is well Missing you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re There is no subject Hello all I m now safely here in Mammoth Lakes This place is kinda dead right now as we are outside of the tourist season but is gorgeous There are mountains all around and trees and everything I m quite awake now surprising as I ve had screwed up sleep recently I m about to go out mapping this afternoon The NUM of us are getting on just fine so thats really good I d better go as I m using the receptions s computer Everyone here is so friendly It s great I hope you are all well Love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re There is no subject Hi guys We started mapping yesterday and it was a nightmare The rocks were like nothing we had seen before and the exposure was very patchy to nonexistant For geologist brought up in NAME it was like an alien landscape We got really scared and lost in the forests with bushes up to our necks We got out thanks to the wonder of NAME WE went home and read some papers about the area and it seems that we much concentrate on the huge domes of lava and map those in great detail It is very scary cause these domes are about a mile across and NUM NUM feet high covered in boulder size hunks of volcanic glass There are occasional outcrops of rocks in situ which is what we really want Just wait until you see some picture of thes things They cvould be landscapes out of NAME NAME Please pray that I work out what I am to do about this soon I ve got a bit of an idea but I have nt tested it yet Please continue to pray for NAME and NAME that they would get a longing to know NAME and would ask me about him NUM bits of good news I got a chance to share the simple gospel with NAME NUM nights ago She asked mer if I thought that Animals had souls and our conversation went on from there WE talked about the problems with divisions churches and religions in general I told her that there was NUM thing that made you a Christian NAME that NAME died for our sins and accepting him as your saviour with a bit of explaination about why this was nessesary That was good I also found a church here in Mammoth Lakes It s called NAME community church and is a small evangelical church strongly recommended by a guy working in the hardware store I ll go there on NAME NAME it takes NUM mins to walk there Oh well exercise is good for you Thanks for all your support Love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks again for your email I look forward to seeing your pictures I m going home this afternoon for a few days It is really boring around the flat now Well it s not just so bad since NAME and NAME got back from the houseparty but it s still very uninteresting I m writing my dissertation on molecular electronics and it looks to be very interesting Oh well I d better search the scientific literature now How exciting Glad to hear you may have found a church and I do hope your idea works Best wishes NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Thanks NAME If you want things to liven up play a trick a NAME NUM on NAME Have fun NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME with message Hello all It s Sunday here in NAME Lakes so that means I ve been here for a week now Quite scary really I ve had a stunning day today I found a great church this morning and afterwards there was a church picnic for all the churches in Mammoth I met some great guys there played soccer baseball and just sat around and talked There were some people my own age there and so it was kinda like being back at college NAME and NAME went out mapping today but I m so glad that I did nt I ve had a stunning day I think I may go out again tonight to another church where lots of the young people were from The rocks are still scaring me not only because they are hard to map but also because they are scary Yesterday I was mapping on top of the lava dome called obsidian dome What this actually is is blocks of lava average size perhaps cm across stacked on top of each other This things often tip or tilt under you and if you ar nt careful send you flying Fortunatly I have nt fallen over yet but please pray for our saftey I m so glad I found loads of Christians here Surrounded by nonchristians all the time is tiring and it was just so easy to relax around these people today I might meet up with some of these guys later in the week Yesterday I felt quite homesick so today was a great change Hope you all are well Lots of love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME Hi NAME I m really pleased to hear the church you went to was good and that you had a great day on Sunday My Sunday was also good and at church we were informed that NAME NAME would be preaching next Sunday I am looking forward to this Anyway in a few hours I am going to choose my room and also yours in the room selection proceedure I am assuming you would prefer a room in NAME as large as possible and close to all of us NAME is probably going to live in NAME NAME in NAME myself in NAME and NAME also wants to live in NAME If there are nt any NAME rooms left then I ll get you a room in NAME near to NAME NAME this is all okay My new mobile phone came this morning It s tiny and the battery is currently charging I do hope you are getting on well with the rocks and are not falling of them NAME entered your sunset picture in an art exhibition at NAME last Saturday Consequently our living area is rather bare We are all off to the NAME tomorrow evening for supper Tomorrow at noon I get my results I am quite worried but I know that whatever is in store for me is NAME s will and I draw comfort from that I hope to hear from you soon Best wishes NAME Re This was forwarded to me The following is an actual question given on a University of NAME chemistry mid term The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using NAME s Law gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed or some variant NUM student however wrote the following First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving As for how many souls are entering Hell lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than NUM religion we can project that all souls go to Hell With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because NAME s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added This gives NUM possibilities NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose NUM Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over So which is it If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms NAME NAME during my Freshman year that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her then NUM cannot be true and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze The student received the only A given And your room for next year is NAME C Hi NAME Your room for next year has just been chosen NAME C is NAME s old room it overlooks the NAME although it is high up and is reasonably large and spacious It is not next door to any noisy first year rooms but some are allocated in the nearby areas so you can easily make friends with freshers It is not too far away from my own also NAME NAME and NAME lives on NAME NAME NAME lives in NAME and NAME and NAME have not yet chosen I hope this is all satisfactory All the best NAME NUM Hi NAME Guess what I passed my exams I m ecstatic I got NUM which means I got a NUM NUM and can stay on the fouryear course Hope you are well and please forgive my joyous ramblings NAME Re NAME Hey NAME NAME all is well thanks for your email NAME NAME is coming NAME Oh I knida thought you would forward my suggestrion to you onto NAME Thanks I hope my room is nice NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re And your room for next year is You are a star Thanks NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NUM GREAT NEWS NAME Well done buddster BRilliant eat chocolate NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Thursday the th NAME Dear all I ve been here in NAME Lakes now for a week and a half I have finished my first of NUM volcanic Lava domes which are huge piles of rubble I ve only cut myself once on the shin so am doing pretty well After the initial shock of moon like terrain and unfamiliar rocks I am starting to get settled into my life here I ve had quite a few conversations with NAME about church and NAME so please keep praying that NAME would speak to her Pray also that NAME would want to know him Also please pray that I might be the most perfect housemate so that they have nothing to complain about me They do nt yet but I am starting to relax around them which generally means that I stop thinking about what I say Thanks so much for all your emails It is good to hear what is going on in your lives Sorry that I do nt send huge long replies but I only have a limited amount of time on the computer If you ever want more information just ask Some guy got executed here in NAME I do nt know what you think about that but it kinda makes me sick I hope all is well with you Love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE URGENT INFORMATION REQUIRED Hi NAME NAME but I need to know where your NAME bank account is ie I guess NAME but I may be wrong so that I can get your room deposit paid in by college Could you please email the place to me at my mobile address EMAIL as soon as possible Thanks NAME NAME Have you found out your results yet Do you need someone here to do anything about them Hi NAME Could you please let me know where your NAME bank account is held as I need to give the information to college in order that your room deposit is payed back to you Thanks NAME Re Did nt I already give you this info NAME NAME NAME Road NAME If you need more info call home NUM NUM and ask mom to look in my beige folder in the back finance partition where all my details are kept thanks NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re Dear All I hope you are all well I m sitting in a great but unusual church in Mammoth the lighthouse The people here are so real many are hurt but so on fire for NAME I think that that is something that I sometimes lack I m getting on well with NAME and NAME We have slightly different routines and our mapping styles are slightly different so I really on see them for extended periods in the morning and evening Many evenings I m out and I would appreciate your prayers for the times that I do spend with these NUM Please pray that NAME would be shown through me that I would become more and more like him I have been having so much fun here at times and some other times can feel quite down This generally depends on how awake and energised I m feeling We ve finished one of the NUM volcanic domes lava flows that we have been looking at This is great After I finish this last one I ll be looking at the scattered rocks in between the domes to get an idea of the rest of the geology I hope you are all getting on ok with whatever that you are doing I know you must be quite as busy as I am and do really appreciate your prayers Thanks Remember NAME is very good all the time Even when you are looking at rocks at the top of a stupidly high cliff of lava NAME is good Take care and NAME bless you all Love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Your bicycleshed key deposit Dear NAME Just a quick note to let you know that I ve handed in your keys and got your NUM pound deposit back NAME college will pay the NUM pound room deposit into your account soonish Now I ve put your NUM pound bicycleshed key deposit into the flat account to pay for your share of the final telephone bill I hope that s okay I do nt think your bill should be any more than NUM pounds and I ll put a cheque into your account for any money you have left of your deposit as soon as I get the telephone bill and work it all out Hope you re still having a great time in NAME You must be finishing there quite soon Very best wishes NAME Re Your bicycleshed key deposit NAME NAME Did nt I already pay for the CHAR NAME NAME what I paid last time Does that make sence Do you remember us talking about this before I left Anyway If you did nt already take it off my account then the tenner will be fine I m finished the NUM domes and got given a mountain bike to make my way around the area on so it makes it more like a holiday Enjoy the summer weather NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Update st July NUM Hello all I m now finished mapping all my lava domes which is a great relief As I m nearing the end of my time here in Mammoth lakes NUM more days I m feeling like I m going to miss all these great friends I ve made here NAME and NAME are traveling around NAME in a few days time so I ll be here by myself for the last few days They are taking the car with them so I ll take the greyhound back to NAME NAME It leaves at am NAME Anyway I was praying that NAME would provide a way to get around the area after all they take the car and guess what that night I asked some people in my small bible study group at church if anyone had an old spare bike that I could borrow and this man GAVE me his spare bike I ll give it back when I leave which is in great shape and makes getting around so much more easily I do nt have to walk anymore NAME answers prayers Hope you are all well NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I m in NAME Give the bill to my secretary Do nt bother me NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME NAME As weare fully aware usually the women make the unclaimed phonecalls If there are any to NAME or NAME the ll be mine There willalso be one to NUM NUM I think as I think I called my grandad Oh NAME also NUM to NAME NAME that helps NAME I m fully aware that you are in NAME I am in NAME NAME makes no difference to a willingness to help If you do nt want to help me with the arduous task of preparing the phone bill for everyone by checking your bill then I shall just assume after the others send back their bills that any unidentified calls were made by you I hope this meets with your approval Your secretary is nonexistent It would seem most likely that I fulfilled that role over the past year anyway Do nt worry I wo nt bother you again Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME Yes we did discuss the phone bill but I forgot to deduct the money from your final bill However we do nt have to pay any line rental this month so it should only be a few pounds for you I ll pay the remainder of your pound NUM key deposit into your account as soon as I have completed the telephone bill It s very very hot here today and yesterday I m back home from NAME now See you later NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME I m fully aware that you are in NAME I am in NAME NAME makes no difference to a willingness to help If you do nt want to help me with the arduous task of preparing the phone bill for everyone by checking your bill then I shall just assume after the others send back their bills that any unidentified calls were made by you I hope this meets with your approval Your secretary is nonexistent It would seem most likely that I fulfilled that role over the past year anyway Do nt worry I wo nt bother you again NAME I m in NAME Give the bill to my secretary Do nt bother me NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Having lots of fun in the NAME Hello I ve now almost finished the second of NUM legs of my NAME American tour I ve been here in NAME for just under a week staying with some great friends and having a wonderful time I ve been so busy with enjoying myself it hardly seems like I have had time to relax It s been brilliant Since I have been here I ve discovered just how hard Northwest Coast Native American NAME is to create it s a miracle that anyone can do it been to a baseball game and visited the largest outdoors activity shop ever it was HUGE and you could spend NUM on NUM pair of socks Tonight I m flying up to NAME and then tomorrow morning on to NAME where I ll spend some time with friends and family revisiting the special places of my younger years I am so looking forward to this Thank you all so much for your prayers I have seen NAME act in many ways this trip in protection confidence in using conversations with my mapping partners It has been really exciting and scary at times As a friend of mine is fond of saying NAME is good all the time Hope you are all well Lots of love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your NAME address at WEBSITE Having lots of fun in the NAME NAME my friend vhat are I doing CHAR hannant heard from CHAR for many dazs naa an CHAR s a wonnering if you s ok NAME hanging in zee olde scot s land NAME still s remembers zee time we s a spended in yer hous funnn NAME better run coppers near biy chow NAME man it s hard to write like that Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE That was quite an iso CHAR accent NUM NAME My friend vhat are I doing I could ask you the same question but judging from your peculiar patterns of speech the answer would not be very illuminating NUM hannant heard from CHAR for many dazs naa an CHAR s a wonnering if you s ok Yes I m perfectly functionary but now I must address the later section of the question to you Are you feeling okay Is the sun getting to you NAME hanging in zee olde scot s land NAME does that mean who is ie wha is I presume so Therefore I feel that I am at a loss for words since NUM million a guess people is probably an accurate answer but I am in no position to name them all correctly NAME still s remembers zee time we s a spended in yer hous NAME Yes I really enjoyed that weekend It was great So NAME you have now finished your mapping project fieldwork anyway I suppose you still have some written stuff left to do and have spent a week in NAME Congratulations I hope you have a really great holiday with your family in NAME I m off to camp on Saturday for a week I m a bit worried as I will be leading an enquirer s group for the children so please pray about that I ve been quite busy lately with chemistry What have you been encountering this week in the way of NAME academic work fun or anything else I have been spending most of the last week writing my dissertation I have now completed a rough draft which thankfully my supervisor is pleasantly surprised with I m not quite sure how to take that Anyway I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week Apart from that I have been indulging in lazy 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NUM children became Christians which was wonderful I arrived back from NAME camp yesterday NUM intense week of abseiling gokarting mountain biking sport activities bible study prayer music and meetings Oh and yes there were NUM NUM and NUM year olds as well Children say the most curious things I think my NUM favourites from this week were are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat and do you have to sign a form to become a Christian Joking aside though I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable NUM or NUM hours sleep each night Last Tuesday evening we all played NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in NUM had to dress up as a NAME and this I did with some relish Yesterday evening I went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I 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and I ve just finished tidying up after my little brother He is pleased because he is now going to NAME University in NUM I want to send him away to NAME on a gap year next year I can always hope Well I look forward to hearing more about your travels Keep smiling NAME NAME I m sending you a cheque for pound NUM It is the remainder of your bicycle shed key deposit after a deduction for you part of the final telephone bill If you want any more details I ll be happy to send them to you Re Greetings NAME Thanks for your email Things went really really well these last few weeks I ll tell you more later kinda rushed I return to the little land of the English on the th NAME Hope your job is going ok NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your NAME address at WEBSITE Re SMILEY NAME are you alive Are you well Have you seen NAME Does he ring bells oh yes Is the weather fine Are you having fun How s your Father How s your Mum ouch NAME now I ll stop writing in rhyme because I 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Captain NAME Together they brave adversity around the globe No unfortunately I ca nt get time off work I asked but we re too busy You re welcome to kidnap me though My threats of missing grain seemed to have little effect Anyway hope you re well Yesterday morning I was working but in the afternoon I went up to NAME and bought a pair of shoes I am now in the rather frivolous position of having NUM pairs of shoes Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath which I enjoyed immensely This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stirfry for lunch I have decided that I am only going to write up another NUM chemistry lectures before next term after which I will relax turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings Well enjoy next weekend NAME NAME A video Sense and NAME was left in the flat Is it yours Re NAME in NAME NAME Are you sure you ca nt get some time off work I was talking briefly to the NAME yesterday and he agreed with me that your company is taking advantage of you NUM NUM everyday and then making you work weekends too at how much an hour Tell your evil boss that NAME wants to see you in NAME and if that does nt work that without my influence NUM of the grain he gets from the SE will dissapear I know the figure is a bit low at the moment but I m working on it It is to do with the fact that I was away most of the summer Still that should still have some pull I got your postcard Thanks See you next weekend Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re NAME Yeah I ll try and do that on monday If I forget I m sure you ll remind me NAME any news on the job sit Perhaps we could kidnap you from work That would be exciting Looking forward to seeing you guys NAME Boys Girls and NAME Please can you either pay or cash NAME your outstanding cheques to the flat account so we can close the book on it NAME NAME a NAME NAME conglomerate Yeah I ll try and do that on monday If I forget I m sure you ll remind me NAME any 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called NUM NAME WEBSITE be scared Is this the cactus jus cousin NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Things Hi NAME Things are not so bad I m feeling quite a lot better and am trying to do some work well perhaps not this morning Do you still want me to copy your dissertation files onto a NAME and send it to you NAME the corridor is not too lonely and you can always go to NAME and say hi to people there Has college food improved Is everyone well Have a good day NAME Re Things Hi NAME Okay if you re sure but let me know if you want me to send them NAME Hi NAME If you would nt mind sending the files to me that would be great although there is no real rush actually I ve got a cd here so just wait until you get back Thanks NAME Re A joke Oh dear That is quite sad How s things The corridor ai nt the same with out you I have to go and just let myself into my own room no knocking on your door NAME Get better soon NAME NAME wrote That s undoubtedly the best joke I ve ever heard 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gun she s a natural disturbing really It s made me remember why I want to come back to NAME to see all my wonderful friends again How are you feeling Do you want me to pick up lecture notes for you Who from and for what When are you coming back I miss having you here I m feeling very well Imagine I feel normal and then take away the fact that I have not got quite perfect energy levels and still a few wounds to finish healing and my right chest is still a little tender Apart from that I m doing well I m hopefully coming back on Saturday the th of January but that is still to be confirmed not the least of which by my consultant at the hospital Thanks very much for offering to pick up lecture notes NAME is photocopying hers for me but I ll just wait until I get back until I get them as I still have lots of work from last term which I can be getting on with Anyway I am praying for you and hope you are soon feeling your old self again I look forward to seeing you soon NAME NAME If you feel like it there is a letter which will be arriving in my pigeonhole on Tuesday morning It s from the university and if you would nt mind could you open it for me and tell me how much they think they re talking out of my bank account to pay my tuition fees That would be great Re letter Hi NAME Yes that would be great Thanks NAME NAME Did you want me to check the bill for you or were you expecting a different letter from college NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re letter Hi NAME thanks It was actually a statement from NAME NAME Hall about NAME Fees but it s good to know about college bills as well NAME should I really have to pay for NUM weeks of term if I m only there NUM I wonder Anyway perhaps the Tuition NAME letter has nt arrived yet Hope you are well NAME told me you ve applied to do a PhD wow I did nt know that Enjoy today NAME NAME I think it is pound NUM but I ll check tomorrow to be sure NAME 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And there was one upon the mat that lies behind my door A letter crafted by your hand with words than ususal more Indeed I have seen some friends and messed around in boats I pass your greetings on to kin and other sorts of folks The sun is bright here in the south and gales blow in NAME I guess that s why I live down here and you live not on sand For houses build on sand you see are ne re good for much The storms of life blow them away leaving you in the crutch And so do build on NAME the rock the stone that do nt give way On him you ll find firmness to stand and joy to fill the day NAME NAME NAME NAME sugar Hi NAME How s the holiday going Which holiday This one is okay I m a bit bored and reluctant to work but it s not too bad The one in the summer is a little more difficult to describe Anyway glad to hear you re tidying your room I will be praying for your funding and hope you make a breakthrough Glad to hear you re feeling a lot better Our computer is very fast it s fun It has a firewall and we keep getting attempted NAME horses detected Last night we traced an attempted hack using a worldmap type thing like in mission impossible very cool to NAME in NAME Say hi to NAME when you see her Have a good day NAME French Toast Hi NAME Things are okay here I ve been working in the bookshop today Hope you enjoyed lunch with NAME NAME and NAME Do you know if NAME got on okay with her interview NAME is in NAME He s been staying with NAME for a few days and is seeing NAME today He gets home sometime tomorrow no he did nt tell me I found out from my sources Anyway glad to hear NAME is coming to visit you Enjoy Hope you find the incentive to get going with your work I will be praying for the PhD situation Have a good evening NAME Re NAME I shall try Hi NAME Enjoy your last few days in NAME What news on the doorbell front Are you able to bring it to NAME See you soon NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE when are you going back to college I m going on Sunday NAME when are you going back to college I m going on Sunday NAME NAME Year Off NAME so you know what actually happened NAME NAME NAME Hope you had a good NAME and are looking forward to your final exams Sorry for not explaining the situation before but my Dad suffered an unexpected brain haemorrhage a week before the end of last term and after NUM operations the first to clip the artery he was supposed to have been back at work in NUM months but it went a bit wrong and the second to remove part of his skull to relieve the pressure a bit we were told he would be gone in a day then a week then for an indefinite amount of time in a coma Then there was some movement in his right hand and now the situation is very unclear He is still in a coma but there is a possible chance of some sort of recovery although we do nt know what and it may mean that he has to live out the rest of his life requiring total care in a nursing home although he is only NUM and was perfectly healthy beforehand Anyway the doctors are very surprised that he has survived at all since they believed he was brain dead for a while and some people are reckoning that it is a miracle We were told a few weeks ago that the chances of him waking up were a billion to NUM and now it seems it may be on the cards he opened his right eye and waved last Friday Whether he will recognise us or remember anything when or indeed if he does come round we do nt know his left hand side appears to have shot it and we were told that the part of his brain which controls consciousness had died but now they do nt know Sorry to load this on you but you did ask I will probably come up to NAME after the exams for a few days depending on the circumstances and again at the end of term NAME to see you then NAME EMAIL WEBSITE Doorbells Hi NAME Enjoy your last few days in NAME What news on the doorbell front Are you able to bring it to NAME See you soon NAME NAME Hi NAME Enjoy your last few days in NAME What news on the doorbell front Are you able to bring it to NAME See you soon NAME Re So am NAME NAME when are you going back to college I m going on Sunday NAME NAME NAME s Yearbook Entry NAME FAREWELL Exuberantly cheerful Canadian and sometimes rather crazy understatement of the year NAME is as he says a really great guy In NAME s Week he charmed everyone with his so on a scale of one to NUM ice breaking questions although since then he has extended his repertoire First year saw NAME setting up the NAME s Photographic Society and busying himself with such prestigious tasks as NAME NAME photography Often seen with a camera in hand and some enthusiastic initiate in tow this is certainly an interest he has developed CHAR keen fencer in second year NAME delighted and amused his flatmates by practising his skilful moves in their corridor He also regaled them with truly mindexpanding geology lectures serenaded them as he practised his guitar early in the mornings and taught them much about economy The words NAME NAME and CU are virtually synonymous as he has demonstrated over his NUM years at NAME s Last year also saw him leading NAME s Hall Worship every Friday in the college chapel This year NAME made his debut on the hockey field and a truly unique debut it was Probably best described as a primeval apemantiger hybrid even the referee had to have words with him and ask him to tone down his enthusiasm Nothing however could ever dampen his enthusiasm for his in famous Sunday afternoon walks NAME hikes and earlier this year to his great delight he found himself a willing companion in the form of the lovely NAME NAME NAME really is a great crazy and trustworthy friend to many try as you may you ca nt help but like this guy resistance is indeed futile New email address NAME and NAME A few things concerning the NAME NUM there is still a few of the big sheets of photo paper in the cupboard which you can feel free to use you need to blutack them to the wall to get the enlarger big enough it turns on it s side NUM there is some toner that I got about a year ago now and never actually used stupid me It is in the cupboard as well Feel free to use that too NUM As I was processing my last film from our day on NAME NAME I ran out of film developer and did nt have time to go get any more such was my rush So I left the film in the tank and if it is still there when you get there If you want you can develop it or chuck it away It is up to you I figure that NAME may want to see some of those prints but if you do nt then do nt bother processing it Hope you are both well NAME NAME and NAME A few things concerning the NAME NUM there is still a few of the big sheets of photo paper in the cupboard which you can feel free to use you need to blutack them to the wall to get the enlarger big enough it turns on it s side NUM there is some toner that I got about a year ago now and never actually used stupid me It is in the cupboard as well Feel free to use that too NUM As I was processing my last film from our day on NAME NAME I ran out of film developer and did nt have time to go get any more such was my rush So I left the film in the tank and if it is still there when you get there If you want you can develop it or chuck it away It is up to you I figure that NAME may want to see some of those prints but if you do nt then do nt bother processing it Hope you are both well NAME Hey NAME Just to say thanks for the flat book I have really enjoyed reading it and I think it will like a good wine mature with age All the hard work was worth it Thanks NAME Hey NAME Just to say thanks for the flat book I have really enjoyed reading it and I think it will like a good wine mature with age All the hard work was worth it Thanks NAME Re your expert opinion NAME you are on to a winner with NAME VEry good make and will last a long long while too NAME hi NAME hope you re okay and looking forward to seeing you saturday as my fashion consultant what do you think of these sandals seriously though I m trying to find some sandals to buy but am sadly at a loss best wishes NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE your expert opinion hi NAME hope you re okay and looking forward to seeing you saturday as my fashion consultant what do you think of these sandals seriously though I m trying to find some sandals to buy but am sadly at a loss best wishes NAME Book Hi NAME Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job Today I ve been to NAME to pick up my keys for the flat Could you email me the first NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please For comparison purposes Also would you mind if NAME read my version Have a great time at NAME s and I hope to hear from you soon Very best wishes NAME Re Book NAME NAME the pages are all altered now perhaps you could ask NAME for them His version might be closer NAME Hi NAME Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job Today I ve been to NAME to pick up my keys for the flat Could you email me the first NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please For comparison purposes Also would you mind if NAME read my version Have a great time at NAME s and I hope to hear from you soon Very best wishes NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Hi NAME NAME Have you started your work yet How is that going What are you doing to keep yourself entertained at the moment We just had a good missionary friend over for supper and he had a great phrase or NUM There is a certain decadency about having the ability to be bored Wealth is having the means to make a choice What do you think NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Hi Hey NAME Hello How s NAME I guess you might check your email at some point during your road trip so I thought I d give you something to read if you did It was nice to hear from you last Saturday Well my placement is good I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back Sorry I have nt emailed much internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week However I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME NAME NAME says he s hoping to have the same holiday in NAME again next year for all those who can make it hooray NAME to hear from you soon NAME Re Hi Hi NAME good to hear from you I am now in NAME NAME after seeing NAME and green gables etc Also spent NUM days in NAME NAME which was brilliant for my research I think the holiday with NAME etc would be good to do again Glad that the job is going well Glad that you found the person to go to work with NAME is good Keep smiling NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Hi Hi NAME Actually I do nt get home until the st and then I go away with my family for a week I m in NAME my old home town and it is great to be here I ve spent a couple days at a friends cottage preparing for a wedding there and that went smoothly althoguth I hated the wedding There was no mention of NAME even by the catholic priest and they did nt even vow to live together until the end of their lives I was quite upset by it all Glad your wedding there was better Keep smiling NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Long email about my trip this summer NAME NUM The Roadtrip of NAME An exciting adventure of NUM brothers NUM car and NUM tent NAME NAME and NAME NAME Now playing Everywhere Hello Now that I have some time to write I have decided to fill you my friends in on just what I and my older brother NAME have been up to this summer Unless my communication skills are severely lacking I presume that most of you were aware that NAME and I were going to go to NAME NAME this summer We did The short version of the trip goes something like this NUM NAME to NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME ish days NUM NAME NAME up NAME through NAME to NAME bought tent NUM NAME to NAME NAME on a very cool catamaran ferry NUM NAME NAME for NUM days NUM NAME NAME to NAME NAME Island on a little standard car ferry NUM NAME NAME Island to main land NAME NAME NAME by the NUM km Confederation Bridge NUM NAME NAME to NAME NUM NAME to NAME crossing the NAME River on a very dodgy looking raft like thing being pulled by a motorboat NUM NUM days by Lake NAME for a wedding NUM Twoish days in my old home town NAME NUM A night in NiagaraontheLake with my Great Aunt NAME NUM NAME the home of baseball NUM Back to NAME NAME NUM Back to NAME By the end of the NUM week trip we had clocked up over NUM miles and were quite ready to come home It was great to see those parts of NAME NAME that we had never seen before but like that wise little girl says there s no place like home It s true The way of life in NAME NAME was crazy We were staying with some very generous people who NAME knew from his hockey team who lived about an hour outside of NAME We arrived at pm and the first day were out the door by NUM NUM and in NAME by NUM NUM We did nt get back till NAME at night and the pattern continued By the time came to leave we were exhausted NAME was nice but very hot We sizzled and fried and looked at some big old ships too NAME was lovely Go there if you get the chance It was very gorgeous and picturesque and it was a nice place to camp The weather on the whole trip was brilliant except for NUM night on the NAME NAME NAME border and the last NUM days We took a very cool spaceship like catamaran ferry from NAME Harbour NAME to NAME NAME NAME It was very fast and smooth and had a huge observation window all the way around the front and sides of the ship Though we were both born in NAME NAME and I both felt an immediate release of tension and a very welcome feeling once we crossed from the states into NAME NAME NAME was great because that is where part of my book was set and so it was brilliant to be actually able to see the place and do a little research there The mist rose and fell like anything It was quite incredible The second ferry we took was nothing special a standard car ferry Still it was quite fun and I think I saw a NAME but you never really can tell with big splashes NAME NAME Island was beautiful NAME is the smallest province by far but it was like a big garden There were flowers everywhere and it was all very lovely The gently rolling hillsides with good fields full of potatoes The soil was very red Because we were in the area and because I m sure many people would hit us if we had nt we went to see Green Gables It was nice We saw NUM herons together on the island shore I ve never seen that many herons together before I got to drive over a very long bridge NUM km in length NUM km over water Very exciting It s a cool bridge NAME NAME was bilingual Really Bilingual They spoke NAME there with half the sentence in English and half in French It was crazy Really crazy Lots of rocks in NAME NAME too I quite enjoyed looking at them We drove through that province in a day and that night it CHUCKED IT DOWN The car was hydroplaning so we found a motel for the night The storm was very impressive with the forks of lightning lasting almost a whole second in the sky Huge We drove through most of NAME in a day as well and the next day crossed the NAME river on our third and by far and away least impressive ferry I use the term ferry loosely It was a raft like something out of NAME NAME but made of metal and it was attached by a rope to a boat that pulled it across the river The boatman was very skilled He somehow managed to gently land the raft against the other shore by driving around the raft with his boat and letting the momentum carry us in We were slightly unsure about this whole river crossing as there were signs up everywhere saying WE DO NOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR ACCIDENTS NAME and I found that very encouraging NAME continues to be beautiful I love it We stayed on the shore of Lake NAME with some friends whose son was getting married and I loved the spot we stayed I ve been there many times before and it was great to be back We met Dad there We then went down to KW and I had a brilliant time there with my family We played baseball and generally ate very well and had a great time all around It was kind of weird being there with out NAME or NAME though Dad flew back home and NAME continued our road southwards to NAME on the Lake We stayed the night with my Aunt NAME and then headed out early the next morning to cross over the border and return to the country of our birth WE camped outside of NAME which is the place where way way back in American history about NUM years ago a guy call NAME wrote down the rules of baseball It probably did nt happen but it s a nice story and give existence to the Baseball hall of fame where we spent the best part of the day The drive from upstate NAME NAME to NAME was very pretty and reminded me quite a bit of the Lake District but with a few too many trees The NAME and NAME were nice but hardly mountains NAME of life picked up again once we reached NAME and it was all go again for another few days Then we flew back to NAME As soon as we arrived home NAME and I drove off to NAME for a week with our parents and NAME there We returned to NAME last Saturday and since then NAME has been and gone I still do nt know what I m going to be doing next year Hopefully I ll find out soon I hope you guys are all well and well done for getting through this All the best NAME NAME NUM The Roadtrip of NAME An exciting adventure of NUM brothers NUM car and NUM tent NAME NAME and NAME NAME Now playing Everywhere Hello Now that I have some time to write I have decided to fill you my friends in on just what I and my older brother NAME have been up to this summer Unless my communication skills are severely lacking I presume that most of you were aware that NAME and I were going to go to NAME NAME this summer We did The short version of the trip goes something like this NUM NAME to NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME ish days NUM NAME NAME up NAME through NAME to NAME bought tent NUM NAME to NAME NAME on a very cool catamaran ferry NUM NAME NAME for NUM days NUM NAME NAME to NAME NAME Island on a little standard car ferry NUM NAME NAME Island to main land NAME NAME NAME by the NUM km Confederation Bridge NUM NAME NAME to NAME NUM NAME to NAME crossing the NAME River on a very dodgy looking raft like thing being pulled by a motorboat NUM NUM days by Lake NAME for a wedding NUM Twoish days in my old home town NAME NUM A night in NiagaraontheLake with my Great Aunt NAME NUM NAME the home of baseball NUM Back to NAME NAME NUM Back to NAME By the end of the NUM week trip we had clocked up over NUM miles and were quite ready to come home It was great to see those parts of NAME NAME that we had never seen before but like that wise little girl says there s no place like home It s true The way of life in NAME NAME was crazy We were staying with some very generous people who NAME knew from his hockey team who lived about an hour outside of NAME We arrived at pm and the first day were out the door by NUM NUM and in NAME by NUM NUM We did nt get back till NAME at night and the pattern continued By the time came to leave we were exhausted NAME was nice but very hot We sizzled and fried and looked at some big old ships too NAME was lovely Go there if you get the chance It was very gorgeous and picturesque and it was a nice place to camp The weather on the whole trip was brilliant except for NUM night on the NAME NAME NAME border and the last NUM days We took a very cool spaceship like catamaran ferry from NAME Harbour NAME to NAME NAME NAME It was very fast and smooth and had a huge observation window all the way around the front and sides of the ship Though we were both born in NAME NAME and I both felt an immediate release of tension and a very welcome feeling once we crossed from the states into NAME NAME NAME was great because that is where part of my book was set and so it was brilliant to be actually able to see the place and do a little research there The mist rose and fell like anything It was quite incredible The second ferry we took was nothing special a standard car ferry Still it was quite fun and I think I saw a NAME but you never really can tell with big splashes NAME NAME Island was beautiful NAME is the smallest province by far but it was like a big garden There were flowers everywhere and it was all very lovely The gently rolling hillsides with good fields full of potatoes The soil was very red Because we were in the area and because I m sure many people would hit us if we had nt we went to see Green Gables It was nice We saw NUM herons together on the island shore I ve never seen that many herons together before I got to drive over a very long bridge NUM km in length NUM km over water Very exciting It s a cool bridge NAME NAME was bilingual Really Bilingual They spoke NAME there with half the sentence in English and half in French It was crazy Really crazy Lots of rocks in NAME NAME too I quite enjoyed looking at them We drove through that province in a day and that night it CHUCKED IT DOWN The car was hydroplaning so we found a motel for the night The storm was very impressive with the forks of lightning lasting almost a whole second in the sky Huge We drove through most of NAME in a day as well and the next day crossed the NAME river on our third and by far and away least impressive ferry I use the term ferry loosely It was a raft like something out of NAME NAME but made of metal and it was attached by a rope to a boat that pulled it across the river The boatman was very skilled He somehow managed to gently land the raft against the other shore by driving around the raft with his boat and letting the momentum carry us in We were slightly unsure about this whole river crossing as there were signs up everywhere saying WE DO NOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR ACCIDENTS NAME and I found that very encouraging NAME continues to be beautiful I love it We stayed on the shore of Lake NAME with some friends whose son was getting married and I loved the spot we stayed I ve been there many times before and it was great to be back We met Dad there We then went down to KW and I had a brilliant time there with my family We played baseball and generally ate very well and had a great time all around It was kind of weird being there with out NAME or NAME though Dad flew back home and NAME continued our road southwards to NAME on the Lake We stayed the night with my Aunt NAME and then headed out early the next morning to cross over the border and return to the country of our birth WE camped outside of NAME which is the place where way way back in American history about NUM years ago a guy call NAME wrote down the rules of baseball It probably did nt happen but it s a nice story and give existence to the Baseball hall of fame where we spent the best part of the day The drive from upstate NAME NAME to NAME was very pretty and reminded me quite a bit of the Lake District but with a few too many trees The NAME and NAME were nice but hardly mountains NAME of life picked up again once we reached NAME and it was all go again for another few days Then we flew back to NAME As soon as we arrived home NAME and I drove off to NAME for a week with our parents and NAME there We returned to NAME last Saturday and since then NAME has been and gone I still do nt know what I m going to be doing next year Hopefully I ll find out soon I hope you guys are all well and well done for getting through this All the best NAME Big News Hello friends I am going to have a Sister in law My brother is getting married How cool is that Now NAME I have a reason to talk so much about marriage For the romantics among you you will please to hear that NAME proposed to NAME NAME on Saturday at NAME Park which as all NAME and Prejudice fans will know is very romantic being I believe Mr NAME s residence in the film Please correct me if I am wrong NAME he did nt jump into the lake but such is life My brother s getting married How good I m still quite excited If any of you feel so impressed at my big brothers utter romanticness than you can email him EMAIL or NAME EMAIL I m sure they would be surprised My brother s getting married NAME Keep well friends NAME Hello friends I am going to have a Sister in law My brother is getting married How cool is that Now NAME I have a reason to talk so much about marriage For the romantics among you you will please to hear that NAME proposed to NAME NAME on Saturday at NAME Park which as all NAME and Prejudice fans will know is very romantic being I believe Mr NAME s residence in the film Please correct me if I am wrong NAME he did nt jump into the lake but such is life My brother s getting married How good I m still quite excited If any of you feel so impressed at my big brothers utter romanticness than you can email him EMAIL or NAME EMAIL CHAR CHAR sure they would be surprised My brother s getting married NAME Keep well friends NAME Re Big News NAME Congratulations to NAME NAME Hello friends I am going to have a Sister in law My brother is getting married How cool is that Now NAME I have a reason to talk so much about marriage For the romantics among you you will please to hear that NAME proposed to NAME NAME on Saturday at NAME Park which as all NAME and Prejudice fans will know is very romantic being I believe Mr NAME s residence in the film Please correct me if I am wrong NAME he did nt jump into the lake but such is life My brother s getting married How good I m still quite excited If any of you feel so impressed at my big brothers utter romanticness than you can email him EMAIL or NAME EMAIL I m sure they would be surprised My brother s getting married NAME Keep well friends NAME NAME Thanks for not being angry at my sleeping on your bed You are a great friend to me Enjoy your term and go see NAME Be nice and talk to your kids NAME NAME Thanks for not being angry at my sleeping on your bed You are a great friend to me Enjoy your term and go see NAME Be nice and talk to your kids NAME Re Hi NAME Do nt mention it It s just a pity I missed you But never mind I m very pleased that you ve got a Masters to do I m going to Jazz Cafe this evening to meet my daughters Have a good day NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Thanks for not being angry at my sleeping on your bed You are a great friend to me Enjoy your term and go see NAME Be nice and talk to your kids NAME Hello All Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you I know I ve told some people but ca nt really remember who as these last few weeks have been quite crazy I am doing a masters course at NAME University in NAME in Geographical information management which is basically mapping with computers and satellites so it is pretty good fun or should be when lectures start on Monday It is a NUM year course and quite intensive but very applied so that suits me just fine The people on the course sound really nice and there is NUM Christian who I have already identified So that is good The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days but the material looks very interesting so that is ok I at this time do not have accommodation sorted out and so am commuting in to NAME about an hour away I have found another girl who is doing the same from NAME and so will probably carpool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out Amazingly enough NAME provided the funds about pound NUM for me to be able to afford this course which otherwise I could nt have done I have full funding from the university which according to the finance lady who processed my form today is practically unheard of NAME old NAME Am I incredibly blessed or what And this after only applying NUM or NUM weeks ago The only bad side of this course is being so far away from NAME and more specifically NAME I do nt like being so far from her but I guess this will be good for us I do nt know why but everyone says that it will NAME Perhaps they are just being nice Well I ll go now but I am thinking of you all lots NAME Hello All Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you I know I ve told some people but ca nt really remember who as these last few weeks have been quite crazy I am doing a masters course at NAME University in NAME in Geographical information management which is basically mapping with computers and satellites so it is pretty good fun or should be when lectures start on Monday It is a NUM year course and quite intensive but very applied so that suits me just fine The people on the course sound really nice and there is NUM Christian who I have already identified So that is good The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days but the material looks very interesting so that is ok I at this time do not have accommodation sorted out and so am commuting in to NAME about an hour away I have found another girl who is doing the same from NAME and so will probably carpool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out Amazingly enough NAME provided the funds about pound NUM for me to be able to afford this course which otherwise I could nt have done I have full funding from the university which according to the finance lady who processed my form today is practically unheard of NAME old NAME Am I incredibly blessed or what And this after only applying NUM or NUM weeks ago The only bad side of this course is being so far away from NAME and more specifically NAME I do nt like being so far from her but I guess this will be good for us I do nt know why but everyone says that it will NAME Perhaps they are just being nice Well I ll go now but I am thinking of you all lots NAME NAME NAME La would LOVE to come and she did nt even say Are you sure NAME wants me to be there I think she likes you Particularly as you were one of the NUM people who ar coming to her party How exclusive Will it be black tie NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re iso CHAR NAME Hey NAME Excellent I ve just sent an email to invite her actually Yes it will be black tie It s such a lovely day here I ve been to the doctors to get my stitch out and then we went into NAME and I bought NUM Christmas cards Fun Looking forward to seeing you on Friday NAME NAME NAME La would LOVE to come and she did nt even say Are you sure NAME wants me to be there I think she likes you Particularly as you were one of the NUM people who ar coming to her party How exclusive Will it be black tie NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME it is good that you are back in NAME now I m really looking forward to seeing you on Friday too We missed you not being in NAME It was a lot of fun NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Hi NAME La and I went and bought NAME NUM really great mugs in the style of MAckintosh and that came to pound NUM so if you can give NAME a third of that that would be great Thanks buddio and I ll see you in a month Thanks also for letting me use your room again What a good friend you are NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Hey NAME Thanks very much for getting NAME a present Did she like it I will go round to NAME s this evening with a cheque for pound NUM It was great to see you at the weekend Guess what I bought my camera yesterday I must say it was a bit surreal going into Jessops and just buying a camera in NUM minutes like that What do you want me to do with your camera magazine See you soon NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME La and I went and bought NAME NUM really great mugs in the style of MAckintosh and that came to pound NUM so if you can give NAME a third of that that would be great Thanks buddio and I ll see you in a month Thanks also for letting me use your room again What a good friend you are NAME Re The magazine is yours NAME It is a present for you Are nt I generous NAME what a guy I ve had quite a long day of looking at a computer screen which has been surprisingly fun as I have been programming so that was great I am a bit stuck at the moment on on program that I am working on so I think I shall take a break and go to NAME Should be good Say hi to your flat for me NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Cars NAME NAME Hi NAME Okay dinner will be at NUM NAME I ca nt guarantee NAME s still going to be cooking it could be me NAME says she has very important choir rehearsal but she ll come straight over after it And now that I ve made dinner later she might want to eat with us but I have nt had a reply from her about this yet Trillian is NAME which can be used on the NAME network WEBSITE NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Oh NAME NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than NUM hours Expect us around NUM or NUM NUM and then you probably wo nt have to keep the food warm NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got Trillian Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Exams and exams Hi NAME I am in the middle of muchos studiousness as I have another exam today and then another tomorrow NUM in NUM week how did yours go Does it seem quiet there now that everyone has gone home or are people in your flat still there Thanks so much for putting me up again last weekend It was great fun and just what NAME and I needed thank you thank you thank you So now you are finished your exams perhaps yesterday was the last exam you will ever write Is that a scary or a pleasent thought If it is a nice thought you are normal If you like exams you are wierd Anyway better return to my work I just thought I would drop you a line to say WELL DONE WITH FINISHING YOUR TAUGHT PART OF YOUR COURSE NAME NAME s almost done his degree Scary And I remember when you were a scared little first year look at you now awwww NAME it s almost christmas See you at new Year NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Exams and exams and exams and exams not any more Greetings CHAR NAME NAME NAME I m finished NAME eeee CHAR SMILEY NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME But there is no snow My first exam was really tough and my second was pretty fantastic I just do nt know what to do with myself now Hope your exams are going simply splendidly It does seem a bit quiet now NAME and NAME have both left the building but NAME and NAME are hanging in there till next week or for NAME whenever he gets round to buying his train ticket I m going Christmas shopping in NAME tomorrow Saw NAME NAME yesterday NAME gher at lunch again tomorrow Gong to NAME service on Sunday Looking at houses on Monday Going home on Monday Going to NAME on Wednesday to see the Chemistry department and some lecturers then onwards to NAME to stay with my little brother for a couple of days before returning home on Friday going to NAME and staying in a chalet for a friend s th birthday party on Sunday and Monday and then it s Christmas Hope you re having a super time in NAME Looking forward much definitely yes to seeing you am I on New Year s NAME Will be writing you a thank you letter shortly so you will receive it soon when I have posted it yes indeed I m so happy because my exams are over Have a joyous evening friend NAME NAME Re Exams and exams go on until they stop NAME you re not in NAME my mistake NAME Change of Phone number Hello Everyone I hope you are all happy and healthy My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Correct Phone Number NAME sheepishly hi again I am sorry but I gave an incomplete phone number Spotted helpfully by my faithful sidekick the NAME He is fast becoming the true power to be reckoned with The real number is NUM NUM NUM Sorry about the confusion an Embarrassed gulp NAME NAME Everyone I hope you are all happy and healthy My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME sheepishly hi again I am sorry but I gave an incomplete phone number Spotted helpfully by my faithful sidekick the NAME He is fast becoming the true power to be reckoned with The real number is NUM NUM NUM Sorry about the confusion an Embarrassed gulp NAME NAME Everyone I hope you are all happy and healthy My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re Change of Phone number Hey NAME Thanks for your new number have you got a new phone Are you sure that s your number because it dies nt look like a mobile number Is it not perhaps NUM NUM NUM NAME Hello Everyone I hope you are all happy and healthy My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Me in NAME Hi NAME I hope you had a great Christmas Okay I shall be in NAME from Tuesday the st of December to Tuesday the th or Wednesday the th of January If it would be possible to stay any of these nights at your house then I would be most grateful See you on Tuesday NAME Me in NAME Hi NAME just quickly as the securtity guards are saying I need my id card that I do nt have so that is a pain and I have to go but thanks for letting me stay with you again You are an absolute star and I really appreciate your friendship and generosity thanks for being such a good friend NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NUM imagery NAME NAME Dad and NAME NAME and NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today It is looking NUM onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to NAME Sorry for clogging up your inboxes but I m pretty chuffed with this Love NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE opps As NAME says it is helpful if the file is attached NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME Dad and NAME NAME and NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today It is looking NUM onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to NAME Sorry for clogging up your inboxes but I m pretty chuffed with this Love NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NUM imagery NAME NAME When you say you made that map what exactly did you mean What does orthorectified mean anyway Was it from a satellite or from a camera Why are the fields NAME Was it snowing NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME Dad and NAME NAME and NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today It is looking NUM onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to NAME Sorry for clogging up your inboxes but I m pretty chuffed with this Love NAME Re NUM imagery It is from aerial photography made from NUM black and white images They were taken pretty much straight down and kind of like your eyes see in stereo because they are slightly ofset you can do the same thing with images So I did that and after orthorectifying the images which means getting rid of all the distortion caused by the perspective view of the camera In that at the lens all the light becomes a point An orthographic view is one where it is like a map Straight lines remain straight lines and angles remain the same as they are on the surface grey because black and white Not it was nt snowing Also can I once more beg the use of your room for the th to the th of MArch I am planning on coming up again Hope you are well I really should write this report NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Hi again and sorry for this series of emails As NAME points out there is already a template which will be available on the web so I hope there is no misunderstanding about that As for the corrections of the papers when submitted I think we will all share the burden which I hope will not be that bad as the styleguide together with the template are according to my opinion more than enough for everybody to based his her format on NAME will need to look at NUM papers NAME again for another NAME mail See you soon Th On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME all Just to make a clarification When NAME sent an email at the beginning of April one of the issues to be arranged was the formating of the style guide and of the template to be distributed to the participants I personally took over for this issue and apart from the style guide I also sent a template which includes all these information that NAME included in her attachment What is said about the additional details in the style guide is true some comments were made during Friday s meeting and they were included in an updated version But the document that circulates during the last NUM days as an email attachment already exists in the form of a template very detailed which will be available via a web link to participants We ca nt include everything in the information pack that will be distributed at the conference right Furthermore I wonder what would be the purpose of doing any changes at the last moment that is just a few hours before the documents being photocopied they are to be photocopied tomorrow morning correct when we are dealing with this issue for the last NUM weeks I believe and it is not my impression that we have talked about all these in detail on Friday and I remember me clarifying details about the template Editing another similar document and at the last moment seems to me too much and probably unnecessary I hope this helps and sorry to trouble you NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Good evening NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering I ve been away from NAME today Many thanks for all the comments and corrections but I need to make a comment It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template more detailed to accompany the one to be put on the web It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary As this was what we have actually said at the meeting I find no reason to change our minds and therefore I dont think we should do it I ll send to NAME tonight and to NAME tomorrow the revised documents and I hope that NAME will be able to find NAME tomorrow so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs Many thanks again and see you all soon NAME NAME Re NAME NAME all Just to make a clarification When NAME sent an email at the beginning of April one of the issues to be arranged was the formating of the style guide and of the template to be distributed to the participants I personally took over for this issue and apart from the style guide I also sent a template which includes all these information that NAME included in her attachment What is said about the additional details in the style guide is true some comments were made during Friday s meeting and they were included in an updated version But the document that circulates during the last NUM days as an email attachment already exists in the form of a template very detailed which will be available via a web link to participants We ca nt include everything in the information pack that will be distributed at the conference right Furthermore I wonder what would be the purpose of doing any changes at the last moment that is just a few hours before the documents being photocopied they are to be photocopied tomorrow morning correct when we are dealing with this issue for the last NUM weeks I believe and it is not my impression that we have talked about all these in detail on Friday and I remember me clarifying details about the template Editing another similar document and at the last moment seems to me too much and probably unnecessary I hope this helps and sorry to trouble you NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Good evening NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering I ve been away from NAME today Many thanks for all the comments and corrections but I need to make a comment It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template more detailed to accompany the one to be put on the web It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary As this was what we have actually said at the meeting I find no reason to change our minds and therefore I dont think we should do it I ll send to NAME tonight and to NAME tomorrow the revised documents and I hope that NAME will be able to find NAME tomorrow so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs Many thanks again and see you all soon NAME NAME Re NAME Good evening NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering I ve been away from NAME today Many thanks for all the comments and corrections but I need to make a comment It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template more detailed to accompany the one to be put on the web It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary As this was what we have actually said at the meeting I find no reason to change our minds and therefore I dont think we should do it I ll send to NAME tonight and to NAME tomorrow the revised documents and I hope that NAME will be able to find NAME tomorrow so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs Many thanks again and see you all soon NAME NAME NAME Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering I ve been away from NAME today Many thanks for all the comments and corrections but I need to make a comment It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template more detailed to accompany the one to be put on the web It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary As this was what we have actually said at the meeting I find no reason to change our minds and therefore I dont think we should do it I ll send to NAME tonight and to NAME tomorrow the revised documents and I hope that NAME will be able to find NAME tomorrow so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs Many thanks again and see you all soon NAME NAME Re photocopies Cool Those are very useful comments Especially the references I think before the example sheet is printed that your this is a footnote It should be blabla way of constructing the example text is a lot nicer than my xxxs I was too tired when I made the whole thing and xxx was about all I could come up with so maybe we should extend it to the whole example sheet and replace the xxxs with something more verbal Anyway I think it is essential that we get this right in as much detail as possible CHAR solid and foolproof style sheet is seriously going to reduce our work or to put it more threateningly a nonfoolproof style sheet is going to cause us an awful notfunnyanymore load of work especially editing references etc is a hell of a job see you NAME On NAME NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Dear all With apologies to NAME for the late notice I wo nt blame you if you ve already sent this stuff off here are my comments on the style guide order form and template They may look considerable but most of them are actually only nitpicks the documents would do the job in the form they were in before I commented but in my view at least my comments just make them a little bit clearer sometimes In particular I recognise that NAME s template was nt quite finished and so I ve finished it in what I hope is the correct style Do what you like with these comments but I hope they re useful See you Saturday but we ll probably hear from one another before then All the best NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi everybody I have attached the sort of style sheet example that is customarily supplied to presenterstobepublished so they can see what the text is supposed to look like it s a bit more visual than just a description and the combination works clarifying I think However I have nt quite finished it examples footnotes references etc I did nt put in mainly cause I did nt quite get the instrucions on indentation etc Could somebody who made fully understands the style sheet please do that Also typing out the sheet in this way I thought the following adjustments might be nice NUM maybe less indentation in the abstract NUM maybe not NUM emty lines after third and fourth level parts but just one Anyway see what you do with it but I think supplying a sheet like this that is completely adequate and worked out is going to make things clearer to the authors and save us a lot of work cheers NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I ve made the changes we discussed in our meeting so I was wondering if you could take a careful look and see if you can find any errors as NAME had suggested Please bear in mind that I have to send the forms on Monday evening at the latest I ll also take a look myself of course Many thanks NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME NAME Another thing I thought of after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form would it be a good idea to get someone else to proofread them before it is given to NAME It would look a bit bad if the NAME NAME s texts had errors in Also could people check that NAME NAME s email EMAIL is removed from their group editorial team emails It was on there as a cc and I forgot to take it off Thank you See y all Saturday NAME Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Re photocopies Dear all With apologies to NAME for the late notice I wo nt blame you if you ve already sent this stuff off here are my comments on the style guide order form and template They may look considerable but most of them are actually only nitpicks the documents would do the job in the form they were in before I commented but in my view at least my comments just make them a little bit clearer sometimes In particular I recognise that NAME s template was nt quite finished and so I ve finished it in what I hope is the correct style Do what you like with these comments but I hope they re useful See you Saturday but we ll probably hear from one another before then All the best NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi everybody I have attached the sort of style sheet example that is customarily supplied to presenterstobepublished so they can see what the text is supposed to look like it s a bit more visual than just a description and the combination works clarifying I think However I have nt quite finished it examples footnotes references etc I did nt put in mainly cause I did nt quite get the instrucions on indentation etc Could somebody who made fully understands the style sheet please do that Also typing out the sheet in this way I thought the following adjustments might be nice NUM maybe less indentation in the abstract NUM maybe not NUM emty lines after third and fourth level parts but just one Anyway see what you do with it but I think supplying a sheet like this that is completely adequate and worked out is going to make things clearer to the authors and save us a lot of work cheers NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I ve made the changes we discussed in our meeting so I was wondering if you could take a careful look and see if you can find any errors as NAME had suggested Please bear in mind that I have to send the forms on Monday evening at the latest I ll also take a look myself of course Many thanks NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME NAME Another thing I thought of after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form would it be a good idea to get someone else to proofread them before it is given to NAME It would look a bit bad if the NAME NAME s texts had errors in Also could people check that NAME NAME s email EMAIL is removed from their group editorial team emails It was on there as a cc and I forgot to take it off Thank you See y all Saturday NAME Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote Re photocopies Hi everybody I have attached the sort of style sheet example that is customarily supplied to presenterstobepublished so they can see what the text is supposed to look like it s a bit more visual than just a description and the combination works clarifying I think However I have nt quite finished it examples footnotes references etc I did nt put in mainly cause I did nt quite get the instrucions on indentation etc Could somebody who made fully understands the style sheet please do that Also typing out the sheet in this way I thought the following adjustments might be nice NUM maybe less indentation in the abstract NUM maybe not NUM emty lines after third and fourth level parts but just one Anyway see what you do with it but I think supplying a sheet like this that is completely adequate and worked out is going to make things clearer to the authors and save us a lot of work cheers NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I ve made the changes we discussed in our meeting so I was wondering if you could take a careful look and see if you can find any errors as NAME had suggested Please bear in mind that I have to send the forms on Monday evening at the latest I ll also take a look myself of course Many thanks NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME NAME Another thing I thought of after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form would it be a good idea to get someone else to proofread them before it is given to NAME It would look a bit bad if the NAME NAME s texts had errors in Also could people check that NAME NAME s email EMAIL is removed from their group editorial team emails It was on there as a cc and I forgot to take it off Thank you See y all Saturday NAME Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME Re photocopies Hi everybody I ve made the changes we discussed in our meeting so I was wondering if you could take a careful look and see if you can find any errors as NAME had suggested Please bear in mind that I have to send the forms on Monday evening at the latest I ll also take a look myself of course Many thanks NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME NAME Another thing I thought of after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form would it be a good idea to get someone else to proofread them before it is given to NAME It would look a bit bad if the NAME NAME s texts had errors in Also could people check that NAME NAME s email EMAIL is removed from their group editorial team emails It was on there as a cc and I forgot to take it off Thank you See y all Saturday NAME Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then peopl I will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking fo CHAR from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at CHAR CHAR the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good ome CHAR but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME NAME meeting NUM NUM Hi everybody A summary of today s meetings CHAR We decided that both oral and poster presentations will be allocated the same number of pages ie NUM CHAR Some corrections have been suggested for the order form and the styleguide which I will incorporate and then send to NAME for photocopies and to NAME to put all the necessary information on the web I will also print NUM copies of the template in case we need it at the day of the conference CHAR We decided that we need a treasurer I will be the treasurer till the end of June when I m leaving for the summer and then we ll see depending on what needs to be done CHAR We have also decided that the orders can also be paid cash CHAR Timetable for the desk at the day of the conference NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME CHAR I will print a sign for the desk at a A size probably CHAR Our badges will include mention of NAME I hope that covers everything See you soon HAve a nice weekend NAME Re photocopies NAME NAME Another thing I thought of after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form would it be a good idea to get someone else to proofread them before it is given to NAME It would look a bit bad if the NAME NAME s texts had errors in Also could people check that NAME NAME s email EMAIL is removed from their group editorial team emails It was on there as a cc and I forgot to take it off Thank you See y all Saturday NAME Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME photocopies Hello guys I have just checked again that email sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its NAME closing dates It will be open on Tuesday the nd so I will print the forms out then and leave them in NAME s pigeonhole I am sorry for the worry I caused you Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned To NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL S NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Wednesday April NUM NUM NUM NUM AM Subject PET NAME Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME Re PET NAME OK I will meet you at the NAME center since it seems to be the venue NAME CHAR it See you tomorrow NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote Hi Friday at NUM is fine by me Maybe we can go to the granta or anchor next time it s quite nice to be somewhere more relaxing NAME wishes for the NUM NAME NAME NAME knowledge will be helpful for postconference admin only Well not only it s good for managing large amounts of experimental data too of course NAME Dear all NAME s suggestion of Friday am in the NAME NAME NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed Personally CHAR s actually rather not meet in the NAME as I m afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I ve done my singing that afternoon will be too strong I ca nt offer to do the agenda but CHAR can work NAME NAME at least basically as NAME asked if that helps NAME in mind though that as I said before I apologise but I m really too busy before NAME to do very much my NUM NUM words are in in NUM weeks and not a single one written yet See you on Friday then NAME Re NAME meeting Friday Oh well if we meet in the granta we will have to frogmarch NAME back to his work We can do that SMILEY see you then NAME Hi everybody From what I ve seen I think it s a good idea to have a meeting tomorrow Friday at NUM am at the NAME since we might even sit outside if the weather s fine As this might be the last meeting before the conference it d be great if you could all make it The agenda of the meeting NUM Comments on order form styleguide printers NUM Slots at our stall in the conference NUM Treasurer NUM proceedings sign for the conference NAME to see you all tomorrow Have a nice day NAME NAME meeting Friday Hi everybody From what I ve seen I think it s a good idea to have a meeting tomorrow Friday at NUM am at the NAME since we might even sit outside if the weather s fine As this might be the last meeting before the conference it d be great if you could all make it The agenda of the meeting NUM Comments on order form styleguide printers NUM Slots at our stall in the conference NUM Treasurer NUM proceedings sign for the conference NAME to see you all tomorrow Have a nice day NAME Re PET NAME Hi Friday at NUM is fine by me Maybe we can go to the granta or anchor next time it s quite nice to be somewhere more relaxing NAME wishes for the NUM NAME NAME NAME knowledge will be helpful for postconference admin only Well not only it s good for managing large amounts of experimental data too of course NAME Dear all NAME s suggestion of Friday am in the NAME NAME NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed Personally CHAR s actually rather not meet in the NAME as I m afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I ve done my singing that afternoon will be too strong I ca nt offer to do the agenda but CHAR can work NAME NAME at least basically as NAME asked if that helps NAME in mind though that as I said before I apologise but I m really too busy before NAME to do very much my NUM NUM words are in in NUM weeks and not a single one written yet See you on Friday then NAME Re PET NAME Dear all NAME s suggestion of Friday am in the NAME NAME NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed Personally CHAR s actually rather not meet in the NAME as I m afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I ve done my singing that afternoon will be too strong I ca nt offer to do the agenda but CHAR can work NAME NAME at least basically as NAME asked if that helps NAME in mind though that as I said before I apologise but I m really too busy before NAME to do very much my NUM NUM words are in in NUM weeks and not a single one written yet See you on Friday then NAME Re PET NAME Hi I think a meeting is a good idea certainly if we have some sort of agenda in advance Either Thursday or Friday is fine with me But What about meeting in the NAME instead see you NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyo ne to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one NAME CHAR I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look a CHAR it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think th at we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently th CHAR treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking CHAR CHAR staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people wil I have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackere CHAR and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day wit h other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good ide CHAR if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME CHAR databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as CHAR I will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said somethi ng stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We CHAR CHAR found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s CHAR uch more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of peopl CHAR who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only CHAR he matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely nee CHAR the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME Re PET NAME Hi everybody I m forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see as NAME suggested I should have done it earlier sorry about that As for the meeting if you want us to have one I d suggest this Friday NUM am same venue What do you think Please let me know NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen bu CHAR clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned NUM NUM NUM NUM AM Subject PET NAME Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM fo CHAR UK and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s muc CHAR more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME Re PET NAME NAME OK good NUM gr is a more reasonable weight I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week just because many minds are better than NUM even though NAME is a great mind xxx and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add or to change if it is not set in stone already The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them and know what we are heading for etc and also get feedback from on them as well before they go up on the web Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at NAME which we undoubtably will I agree that it s good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible Hopefully though there will be late orderings too I think that we will need a treasurer I think that NAME who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself wo nt exist after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that Re the stall so there are NUM coffee breaks registration lunch and wine reception to cover I do nt know which will be busiest thinking of staffing I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home Unfortunately I ca nt volunteer as I m tied up all day with other stuff but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go and encourage people to visit the stall I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well and we will need a big sign Also the NAME conference can only take cheques this is a nightmare as you can imagine is the proceedings going to go through the same channels If so then we will only be able to take cheques as well which means since people do nt carry their chequebooks around with them normally that someone needs to be a cash converter to take the cash and write a cheque instead Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day of what we will be asking for from presenters and to think about the next few months Also sorry I just remembered something else can anyone use NAME NAME databases I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper and what stage they are at in the editing process I dreamt about the proceedings last night this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me Best wishes to everyone NAME cc kirsty I m only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around gr so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This price also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME PET NAME Hi everybody It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged So CHAR The order form together with the styleguide and the template will be also available on the web from the end of the week Since there has been a cancellation of NUM oral presentation there s enough space to allocate NUM pages for each paper and this is clearly stated in the styleguide ii NAME I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by NAME NAME since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference We ll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement We ve found out that the actual weight will be around NAME so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly pound NUM for NAME and pound NUM for NAME This pri ce also covers packaging I think it s much more convenient to pay everything in advance both for the the people who ll buy them and for us iii There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference We need people at NUM for NUM hour which is the time for registration for the coffee breaks NUM min each at NUM NUM and NUM NUM for the lunch from NUM till NUM and for the wine reception from NUM till NUM So I think it d be great if you could just send me an email saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody if possible Since there s only the matter of our desk to be taken care of I dont think we absolutely need the meeting Do you think we can arrange this final detail by email Please let me know your views I ll be waiting for your emails Many thanks Have a nice day NAME weight of proceedings hi NAME as a follow up to NAME s email as you know I had already asked about the weight so do nt bother NAME NAME printers Hi everybody Just a quick update of our latest news CHAR Order form and formatting guidelines many thanks to NAME and NAME I ll send them to NAME after a quick look CHAR NAME The good news is we can most probably order the number of volumes etc after the conference so that we know how many copies we need NAME news their offer for NUM copies raises the price to pound NUM per volume But I still think it s going to be okay since we ll know how many will have paid for the proceedings and we ll order accordingly and therefore we cannot have a major loss Thanks to NAME and NAME for their efforts So I think the price for the proceedings will remain at pound NUM CHAR NAME NAME I hope that th CHAR weight of each volume will not be more than NUM NAME as originally suggested NAME or NAME can you please contact them and ask if the can print the volumes in a lighter form of paper As for postage this is totally dependent on the weight of the volume Since we wo nt be sure about it before the actual printing we ll put in the ordering form that they ll also pay for pp without the actual price They ll have to pay later probably As for enveloppes we ll probably buy the NUM a clerk at the NAME Office suggested to me which are p each or something like that CHAR NAME point stand at the conference Someone must be at our stand in every break So we need to arrange that I suggest that we have another meeting late this week or on Monday If you have any comments or suggestions please let me know HAve a nice day NAME Re quote for NUM copies NAME NAME Hi NAME Revised quote as set our in CHAR mail to NAME for NUM copies pound NUM add pound NUM if you require Cover in colour vat if applicable CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Regent NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Hi I am writing in connection with the printing job of the NAME NAME Conference Proceedings As discussed by phone yesterday we are also interested in a quote for NUM books instead of NUM books perfect bound NAME comprising of NAME printed on NAME NAME cover printed on gsm card I am sorry but CHAR and NAME NAME did nt receive a new quotation until now So I decided to ask via email again It would be very helpful to get this quote today NAME regards NAME NAME NAME Re NAME new quote smart well done I m impressed NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME this hassle isnot helping our carefully planned oh we re so professional attitude is it I do nt mean you just the fact that we have to keep making new plans we can hardly go back and tru to make a deal now I told NAME that pound NUM NUM was still too much for our budget and that we a Re thinking about ways to reduce costs eg ordering NUM copies instead of NUM copies We can always say that we are not happy about the price Although pound NUM for a page book including the binding is comparable to an offer of pound NUM for NUM pages Best wishes NAME NAME Re NAME new quote No I have nt received anything from him maybe just wait a bit until in the afternoon this hassle isnot helping our carefully planned oh we re so professional attitude is it I do nt mean you just the fact that we have to keep making new plans we can hardly go back and tru to make a deal now anyway I ll keep in touch cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME Did you receive an answer from NAME NAME with the new quote for NUM copies of our proceedings He did nt send me an email until now although he told me that he would do it on Friday morning I am just concerned that he might not have my correct email address If you did get his new quote could you please forward it to me Thanks NAME NAME Re NAME decisions Hi Jan Thanks for that I ll be waiting for the email See you soon Have a nice evening NAME On NAME NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME hi NAME I talked to NAME NAME centre manager of NAME about reducing the number of copies from NUM to NUM and about how long their quote is valid He promised to send an email with a new quote on Friday It should be ok if we decide about the printing job within the next NUM weeks Actually a rise in paper prices has been announced by their supplier but NAME NAME thinks this should not affect the costs of our job at least not too much Cheers NAME NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order NAME and NAME since you were the people who contacted them last could you please do it by Friday Either by phone or by email but it d be great if we had an immediate answer Re Quote for NAME NAME Conference Fwd NAME He ll have heard a lot of us today then I also emailed him to ask how much a NUM page NAME size book would weigh NAME he s got some positive answers best NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME I talked to NAME NAME of NAME today about reducing the number of copies from NUM to NUM and about how long their quote is valid He promised to send an answer tomorrow Cheers NAME NAME Re Quote for NAME NAME Conference Fwd NAME He ll have heard a lot of us today then I also emailed him to ask how much a NUM page NAME size book would weigh NAME he s got some positive answers best NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME I talked to NAME NAME of NAME today about reducing the number of copies from NUM to NUM and about how long their quote is valid He promised to send an answer tomorrow Cheers NAME NAME Re NAME decisions My goodness that s really heavy I have a page softbound NAME booklet here that weighs NUM so NUM times that ie will be about NUM NAME under NUM can go for pound NUM nd class under NAME can go for pound NUM standard parcels WEBSITE Why do they think it will be NAME That seems ridiculous to me Surely it is unnecessary Have I missed something obvious OK I know I voted for an allinclusive policy but I do nt see that it needs to be this bulky If there is no way round it apart from to cut down poster pages then I will change my vote accordingly I hope though that in fact it will come in much lighter Would it be possible to check out why the estimate was so heavy NAME Hi everybody Well it was not exactly a vote but came close to it and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages So if we take into account the number of presentations it s clear that each paper should be NUM pages long As for the other matters I asked at the post office and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive It will not be included in the price of the proceedings obviously The price for inside the NAME is pound NUM for printed matter of Kg nd class of course and for EU pound NUM surface mail What is more I contacted the printers and they told me they ca nt estimate the exact weight of the volume but probably more than NAME So it might even cost a bit more than that NAME it d be great if you could make the order form which should include Name Address and Email The price should be pound NUM Please send it to me by Sunday if it s possible NAME thanks for the offer I ll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well Do nt forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers th June We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order NAME and NAME since you were the people who contacted them last could you please do it by Friday Either by phone or by email but it d be great if we had an immediate answer I think I have nt forgotten anything Many thanks to everybody CU soon NAME Re NAME decisions My goodness that s really heavy I have a page softbound NAME booklet here that weighs NUM so NUM times that ie will be about NUM NAME under NUM can go for pound NUM nd class under NAME can go for pound NUM standard parcels WEBSITE Why do they think it will be NAME That seems ridiculous to me Surely it is unnecessary Have I missed something obvious OK I know I voted for an allinclusive policy but I do nt see that it needs to be this bulky If there is no way round it apart from to cut down poster pages then I will change my vote accordingly I hope though that in fact it will come in much lighter Would it be possible to check out why the estimate was so heavy NAME Hi everybody Well it was not exactly a vote but came close to it and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages So if we take into account the number of presentations it s clear that each paper should be NUM pages long As for the other matters I asked at the post office and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive It will not be included in the price of the proceedings obviously The price for inside the NAME is pound NUM for printed matter of Kg nd class of course and for EU pound NUM surface mail What is more I contacted the printers and they told me they ca nt estimate the exact weight of the volume but probably more than NAME So it might even cost a bit more than that NAME it d be great if you could make the order form which should include Name Address and Email The price should be pound NUM Please send it to me by Sunday if it s possible NAME thanks for the offer I ll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well Do nt forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers th June We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order NAME and NAME since you were the people who contacted them last could you please do it by Friday Either by phone or by email but it d be great if we had an immediate answer I think I have nt forgotten anything Many thanks to everybody CU soon NAME NAME decisions Hi everybody Well it was not exactly a vote but came close to it and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages So if we take into account the number of presentations it s clear that each paper should be NUM pages long As for the other matters I asked at the post office and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive It will not be included in the price of the proceedings obviously The price for inside the NAME is pound NUM for printed matter of Kg nd class of course and for EU pound NUM surface mail NAME at is more I contacted the printers and they told me they ca nt estimate the exact weight of the volume but probably more than NAME So it might even cost a bit more than that NAME it d be great if you could make the order form which should include Name Address and Email The price should be pound NUM Please send it to me by Sunday if it s possible NAME thanks for the offer I ll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well Do nt forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers th June We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order NAME and NAME since you were the people who contacted them last could you please do it by Friday Either by phone or by email but it d be great if we had an immediate answer I think I have nt forgotten anything Many thanks to everybody CU soon NAME Re NAME decisions urgent Hi all I ve just accidently deleted my really long email NAME To summarise what I had written With my organising committee hat on we just need policy decisions prices and deadlines the week before the conference and an outline of formatting guidelines to go in the welcome pack for presenters We need to be able to answer people s questions as we have already had a lot of queries about it and it is only fair to do so by the conference The outline of formatting guidelines only need be NUM page to start with to put in the packs but with a webbased more detailed description soon to follow WEBSITE dont think we would need to go into a quarter as much detail Having said that the word template is good and will save the team a lot of time in the long run The org committee thinks that paying on the day and having a manned proceedings stand is a good idea also that to have an order form in the packs and more on the stand is a good idea Packs are being prepared the week before and this will need to be ready by then My personal opinions NAME vs NAME I would prefer the same for each If papers are organised thematically or alpabetically it woudl look odd to have one at NUM pages and the next one at NUM pages etc as NAME says Also there are other reasons that I have mentioned before I agree that we can only estimate no of volumes needed after the conference We need to check that the printer s offer will stay open for a few weeks and that they are prepared to do a smaller print run and what the cost per volume woudl be for a smaller run It would be good to get this NOW so that we can check that if we only order NUM we can still charge pound NUM and still not make a loss PLEASE if NUM has done this give me the number and I will ring them We cannot afford to take a loss on this because there is NUM to bail us out We are charging a set price eg pound NUM up front We will hope that more people will buy than pay on the day so there is some guesswork involved If we order NUM the cost will be pound NUM each totalling pound NUM If we sell NUM we cover our costs But we wo nt know how many we want to order until the day so clearly if we only end up only ordering NUM or so then the cost per volume will be higher If the cost per volume becomes pound NUM fine but if it becomes pound NUM each then we will be making a loss In which case we might want to set the start price higher to begin with So we need to find this out NAME NAME all In reply to NAME s email this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion To begin with regarding the poster policy I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume As far as I know the oral presentations are NUM and posters NUM so firstly the numbers are both high and secondly I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers Accepting this last point leaves us in my opinion with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations on the other hand would mean the allocation of NUM pages per article out of a total of NUM pages this is the limit for the printers if I am correct NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned NUM pages anyway so it wo nt make such a difference as opposed to the poster presentations space which will be significantly more Furthermore by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume thematic instead of oralposter subsections keeping in pace with common practices more people possibly willing to buy the volume especially from the people presenting posters etc Therefore my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper informing them about details like deadlines the exact number of pages and the format template of the article to be included in the proceedings Regarding the printing offer the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place So I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes About the final price of the volume I guess that a price around pound NUM would be fine taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts they have agreed on a price of pound NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the pound NUM that we will ask for Finally regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants NAME please let me know if there is any problem with that so that I can start working on it NAME I hope this helps Enjoy your break and until we meet again All the best NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi everybody I just got back from a meeting with the NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up so I m asking for everybody s cooperation First of all we need to finalize some decisions and specifically our poster policy The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations mainly for the following reasons CHAR It is standard practice in conferences CHAR The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and CHAR it will not be very presentable to have NUM sections in the proceedings entitled NAME and Poster since we want to have thematic subsections Since this is a decision to make I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW NUM NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night I think it is the best way to decide on that So if you do have access to NAME send me an email with your views on that There are more issues at hand NUM NAME offer it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer and if the price pound SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to NUM for example Any volunteers for that NUM The price probably around pound NUM will not include postage so I m going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs since we need to put that in the order form NUM We need to write in a worddocument an order form which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration ANyone willing to do this please email me NUM We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted Anyone willinf to do this please contact me and we might also get a couple of templates from NAME This also needs to be done in a worddocument As all this must be done by Friday I ask for your cooperation Waiting for responses Have a nice day NAME Re NAME decisions urgent Hi all I ve just accidently deleted my really long email NAME To summarise what I had written With my organising committee hat on we just need policy decisions prices and deadlines the week before the conference and an outline of formatting guidelines to go in the welcome pack for presenters We need to be able to answer people s questions as we have already had a lot of queries about it and it is only fair to do so by the conference The outline of formatting guidelines only need be NUM page to start with to put in the packs but with a webbased more detailed description soon to follow WEBSITE dont think we would need to go into a quarter as much detail Having said that the word template is good and will save the team a lot of time in the long run The org committee thinks that paying on the day and having a manned proceedings stand is a good idea also that to have an order form in the packs and more on the stand is a good idea Packs are being prepared the week before and this will need to be ready by then My personal opinions NAME vs NAME I would prefer the same for each If papers are organised thematically or alpabetically it woudl look odd to have one at NUM pages and the next one at NUM pages etc as NAME says Also there are other reasons that I have mentioned before I agree that we can only estimate no of volumes needed after the conference We need to check that the printer s offer will stay open for a few weeks and that they are prepared to do a smaller print run and what the cost per volume woudl be for a smaller run It would be good to get this NOW so that we can check that if we only order NUM we can still charge pound NUM and still not make a loss PLEASE if NUM has done this give me the number and I will ring them We cannot afford to take a loss on this because there is NUM to bail us out We are charging a set price eg pound NUM up front We will hope that more people will buy than pay on the day so there is some guesswork involved If we order NUM the cost will be pound NUM each totalling pound NUM If we sell NUM we cover our costs But we wo nt know how many we want to order until the day so clearly if we only end up only ordering NUM or so then the cost per volume will be higher If the cost per volume becomes pound NUM fine but if it becomes pound NUM each then we will be making a loss In which case we might want to set the start price higher to begin with So we need to find this out NAME NAME all In reply to NAME s email this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion To begin with regarding the poster policy I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume As far as I know the oral presentations are NUM and posters NUM so firstly the numbers are both high and secondly I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers Accepting this last point leaves us in my opinion with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations on the other hand would mean the allocation of NUM pages per article out of a total of NUM pages this is the limit for the printers if I am correct NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned NUM pages anyway so it wo nt make such a difference as opposed to the poster presentations space which will be significantly more Furthermore by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume thematic instead of oralposter subsections keeping in pace with common practices more people possibly willing to buy the volume especially from the people presenting posters etc Therefore my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper informing them about details like deadlines the exact number of pages and the format template of the article to be included in the proceedings Regarding the printing offer the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place So I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes About the final price of the volume I guess that a price around pound NUM would be fine taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts they have agreed on a price of pound NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the pound NUM that we will ask for Finally regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants NAME please let me know if there is any problem with that so that I can start working on it NAME I hope this helps Enjoy your break and until we meet again All the best NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi everybody I just got back from a meeting with the NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up so I m asking for everybody s cooperation First of all we need to finalize some decisions and specifically our poster policy The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations mainly for the following reasons CHAR It is standard practice in conferences CHAR The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and CHAR it will not be very presentable to have NUM sections in the proceedings entitled NAME and Poster since we want to have thematic subsections Since this is a decision to make I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW NUM NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night I think it is the best way to decide on that So if you do have access to NAME send me an email with your views on that There are more issues at hand NUM NAME offer it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer and if the price pound SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to NUM for example Any volunteers for that NUM The price probably around pound NUM will not include postage so I m going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs since we need to put that in the order form NUM We need to write in a worddocument an order form which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration ANyone willing to do this please email me NUM We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted Anyone willinf to do this please contact me and we might also get a couple of templates from NAME This also needs to be done in a worddocument As all this must be done by Friday I ask for your cooperation Waiting for responses Have a nice day NAME Re NAME decisions urgent Dear all I m also of the opinion that it seems fair to allocate the same number of pages to oral papers and posters As for the order form I can work on it if that s OK with you all Best NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everybody I just got back from a meeting with the NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up so I m asking for everybody s cooperation First of all we need to finalize so me decisions and specifically our poster policy The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations mainly for the following reasons CHAR It is standard practice in conferences CHAR The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and CHAR it will not be very presentable to have NUM sections in the proceedings entitled NAME and Poster since we want to have thematic subsections E Since this is a decision to make I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW NUM NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night I think it is the best way to decide on that So if you do have access to NAME send me an email with your views on that There are more issues at hand NUM Printing offer it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order It would CHAR I good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer and if the price pound SMILEY will be the same in case the numb NAME of volumes drops to NUM for example Any volunteers for that NUM The pri ce probably around pound NUM will not include postage so I m going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs since we need to put that in the order form NUM We need to write in a worddocument an order form whi ch will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration ANyone willing to do this please email me NUM We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted Anyone willinf to do this please contact me and we might als I get a couple of templates from NAME This also needs to be done in a worddocument As all this must be done by Friday I ask for your cooperation Waiting for responses Have a nice day NAME Re NAME decisions urgent NAME all In reply to NAME s email this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion To begin with regarding the poster policy I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume As far as I know the oral presentations are NUM and posters NUM so firstly the numbers are both high and secondly I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers Accepting this last point leaves us in my opinion with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations on the other hand would mean the allocation of NUM pages per article out of a total of NUM pages this is the limit for the printers if I am correct NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned NUM pages anyway so it wo nt make such a difference as opposed to the poster presentations space which will be significantly more Furthermore by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume thematic instead of oralposter subsections keeping in pace with common practices more people possibly willing to buy the volume especially from the people presenting posters etc Therefore my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper informing them about details like deadlines the exact number of pages and the format template of the article to be included in the proceedings Regarding the printing offer the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place So I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes About the final price of the volume I guess that a price around pound NUM would be fine taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts they have agreed on a price of pound NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the pound NUM that we will ask for Finally regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants NAME please let me know if there is any problem with that so that I can start working on it NAME I hope this helps Enjoy your break and until we meet again All the best NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi everybody I just got back from a meeting with the NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up so I m asking for everybody s cooperation First of all we need to finalize some decisions and specifically our poster policy The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations mainly for the following reasons CHAR It is standard practice in conferences CHAR The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and CHAR it will not be very presentable to have NUM sections in the proceedings entitled NAME and Poster since we want to have thematic subsections Since this is a decision to make I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW NUM NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night I think it is the best way to decide on that So if you do have access to NAME send me an email with your views on that There are more issues at hand NUM NAME offer it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer and if the price pound SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to NUM for example Any volunteers for that NUM The price probably around pound NUM will not include postage so I m going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs since we need to put that in the order form NUM We need to write in a worddocument an order form which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration ANyone willing to do this please email me NUM We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted Anyone willinf to do this please contact me and we might also get a couple of templates from NAME This also needs to be done in a worddocument As all this must be done by Friday I ask for your cooperation Waiting for responses Have a nice day NAME NAME decisions urgent Hi everybody I just got back from a meeting with the NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up so I m asking for everybody s cooperation First of all we need to finalize some decisions and specifically our poster policy The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations mainly for the following reasons CHAR It is standard practice in conferences CHAR The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and CHAR it will not be very presentable to have NUM sections in the proceedings entitled NAME and Poster since we want to have thematic subsections Since this is a decision to make I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW NUM NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night I think it is the best way to decide on that So if you do have access to NAME send me an email with your views on that There are more issues at hand NUM Printing offer it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer and if the price pound SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to NUM for example Any volunteers for that NUM The price probably around pound NUM will not include postage so I m going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs since we need to put that in the order form NUM We need to write in a worddocument an order form which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration ANyone willing to do this please email me NUM We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted Anyone willinf to do this please contact me and we might also get a couple of templates from NAME This also needs to be done in a worddocument As all this must be done by Friday I ask for your cooperation Waiting for responses Have a nice day NAME NAME meeting NUM NUM Hi everybody Just to let you know what was discussed in our meeting last Friday Present NAME NAME NAME and NAME Apologies from everybody else NAME General agreement that a price around pound NUM per volume would be fine Most likely candidate the printer that will also print COPiL NAME and NAME went there immediately after the meeting and they said they will send us their best offer by tomorrow NAME policy Most people thought that more pages should be given to oral presentations than to the posters Something along the lines of NUM pages per oral and NUM pages per poster seems reasonable NAME There has been a general agreement that more than NUM copies might be needed possibly NUM or more Since not many people were present we could nt take any definite decisions If anybody has any thoughts or comments concerning these issues please let me know as on Tuesday I m going to attend the NAME Committee meeting in order to let them know what we re doing Many thanks in advanceHave a nice day NAME Re Quote for NAME NAME Conference Fwd thought it would be decent to send an answer Dear NAME NAME Thank you very much for this quick reply We will discuss your offer with the rest of the committee Printing prices will have to be considered carefully The conference is to be held every year and it would be a good thing to have a fixed arrangement for the printing of the proceedings preferably with a local printer At the same time it is important for us to keep the cost of the proceedings as low as possible in order to make them available to students with low budgets also I hope to get back to you soon Thank you again best regards NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME as follows NUM Books Perfect Bound NAME comprising of NAME NAME content Printed on NUM sm bond Cover printed on NAME Card The whole to be printed in NAME only total cost pound NUM if colour cov NAME required please add pound NUM The same job but finished size A pound NUM please add pound NUM to cost if colour cover required All subject to suitable artwork being supplied by yourselves NAME copy to be provided vat if applicable CHAR CHAR CHAR As it is a book it will probably qualify for vat at NUM rate I can confirm this on sight of artwork NAME this meets with your approval and not to far away from your budget NAME regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Regent NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME meeting tomorrow Hi everybody It seems that few people can make it but I think it s worth having a meeting tomorrow even without reaching any final decisions So see you all tomorrow Friday at NUM at the Graduate Center NAME NAME Building have a nice day Main points of discussion printers poster policy sponsors have a nice afternoon NAME Re talking with NAME NAME looks like we should have an appointment with this printer and possibly some others as well then soon you any good at negotiating see you fiorien PS Am I right in gathering from this that the role COPiL is likely to play in the whole publication process is diminishing though On NAME NUM Mar NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME I have talked with NAME about the NAME NAME and the COPiL printer yesterday This is what he told me NAME does not have a fixed contract with any printer The NUM pounds per book are the result of negotiations for just NUM printing job NUM copies of a book with about NUM pages is a large order for most printers in NAME So we would be in a good bargaining position and should be able to play them off against each other especially if we mention the possibility of followup orders The NAME NAME NAME NAME in NUM Regent NAME did the printing for NAME last time for about NUM pounds a book I think we have already asked them for an offer but it was much higher than NUM pounds for NUM copies As it seems we need to negotiate the price Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear conference delegate Thank you very much for registering for the forthcoming NAME conference Please accept this email as an acknowledgement of receipt of your registration fee of pound NUM NUM pounds until you arrive at NAME where you will be able to pick up your paper receipt If you need a paper receipt before then please let me know We re pleased to say that the provisional timetable for oral presentations has gone up on the web with the titles of the poster presentations soon to follow Check WEBSITE We will be in touch again prior to NAME with information useful to your arrival Looking forward to meeting you there NAME East on behalf of the NAME organising committee NAME helpers and session chairs Dear All A reminder that if you d like to volunteer to be a student helper or session chair for NAME please email me as soon as possible details below We originally requested that volunteers expressed their interest by today but since I have nt had a huge response we are extending the date until Friday NUM April Looking forward to hearing from you soon Best NAME NAME NAME The NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks lunch and the wine reception We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference NUM assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations etc Serving Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately NUM hours assistance each Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for NUM sessions NUM CHAR NUM talks each Students who work as NAME helpers will receive a pound NUM discount off their registration fee If you are interested in being a NAME NAME please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating the type of help you are offering Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar Helper positions will be allocated on a first come first served basis Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration Session Chairs The NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session making sure each speaker keeps to time and guiding the question time after each talk If you are interested in helping out with this please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating any preference for subject area News Dear all I hope that this email finds you all well I wanted to let you know that I got an answer from NAME which said that they publish selected papers reviewed after their submission with a specific styleformat I also took a look at a volume of NAME proceedings while I was in NAME and I found out they use softbinding I m not suggesting that we do the same though As for what s next I asked from NAME NAME from the organizing NAME committee to provide us with the exact number of acceptance for both oral and poster presentations so that we can see how many pages long the volume should be Furthermore I still have nt heard anything concerning NAME NAME NAME and his final word about the printer he knows Does anybody know about it I think that when we have gathered this information we can have a meeting soon after What do you think Have a nice day NAME talking to NAME hi Have you managed to speak to NAME get an answer already I have been trying to catch him on another matter but he seems to be avoiding coming into the department these days So I thought if I call email him anyway one of these days I might as well ask about the proceedings as well if that would help I think it is just a matter of getting the details of the printer and some way of getting the CoPIL negotiated price as well I do nt think there is any question of CoPIL wanting to be actually involved in NAME proceedings as such from what I understood they definitely do nt want it to be part of their series So it will basically be a matter of us publishing the thing by ourselves but using their contacts etc By the way Thanks for forwarding the correspondence with the NAME committee regarding our proceedings As they basically decided the whole issue for us there seems to be no scope for further discussion and calculation on our part I do nt think the organising committee has effectively decided the matter for us it is true that we may feel strongly compelled to publish the posters as well which by the way is a rather unusual thing to do but I do nt really think they have anything to say about the number of pages etc that s up to us really anyway hope you are enjoying your holiday did you finish your essay alright cheers NAME Hi NAME I was wondering if we had any news fro NAME NAME NAME If not is he away for holidays I emailed NAME immediately after our NAME meeting last week NAME asked for more detailed specifications of the binding and number of copies etc which I emailed him on the th of March As he did not reply I wrote a second email on the th of March NAME s answer today was that he is busy until the end of next week I asked him to pass on the contact details of NAME s printers so that we may contact the printer ourselves I hope that NAME is going to answer soon maybe even with detailed prices All the best NAME NAME Fwd NAME NAME NAME Conference in Language Research NAME EMAIL From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME Conference in Language Research NAME NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Status NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF NAME FIRST POSTGRADUATE CONFERENCE IN LANGUAGE RESEARCH in association with the NAME Institute of Language Research Saturday NUM April NUM NUM am NUM NUM pm Law NAME Building NAME NAME NAME Road NAME We are pleased to announce that the titles of presentations to be included in the programme for this year s NAME conference will appear shortly at WEBSITE will involve NUM parallel sessions of oral presentations and a poster session showcasing the work of postgraduate students engaged in research in a wide variety of languagerelated topics from NAME around the NAME and beyond The conference will also feature a keynote address by Professor NAME NAME of University College NAME entitled Modularity and Modality in second language learning The case of a polyglot NAME Further details about NAME can be found at WEBSITE NAME We hope that as many students as possible will be able to attend this exciting event The registration fee for participants in NAME is pound NUM which includes lunch tea coffee snacks and wine If you would like to attend the conference please print out and complete the registration form below also available at WEBSITE address below together with a pound NUM cheque made out to The University of NAME Registration for NAME closes on Friday NUM April NUM NAME NAME The NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks lunch and the wine reception We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference NUM assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations etc Serving Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately NUM hours assistance each Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for NUM sessions NUM CHAR NUM talks each Students who work as NAME helpers will receive a pound NUM discount off their registration fee If you are interested in being a NAME NAME please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating the type of help you are offering Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar Helper positions will be allocated on a first come first served basis Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration Session Chairs The NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session making sure each speaker keeps to time and guiding the question time after each talk If you are interested in helping out with this please email NAME NAME EMAIL by NUM March indicating any preference for subject area We look forward to seeing you at NAME NAME NAME On behalf of the NAME Committee NAME REGISTRATION FORM I would like to attend NAME on Saturday NUM April NUM Please find enclosed a cheque for pound NUM made out to The University of NAME Name Contact Email Contact NAME NAME Surface Mail Address University Department Has your paper or poster been accepted for presentation Yes No As lunch is included please let us know if you have any special dietary requirements Please return to NAME Treasurer c Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Avenue CB DA NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office aculty of Modern NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Dear all I ll be away from NAME and have no access to email from Mon th March till NAME th April Please address any messages for which you expect an immediate reply to NAME EMAIL during that time From th to st April I ll be away from NAME too but I ll be able to check emails on a daily basis Have a nice NAME break Best NAME Re NAME NAME Hi NAME We have got an offer from them The price is NUM pounds for NUM pages in NAME plus NUM pounds for perfect binds That s much more than NUM pounds for a book of NUM pages Huh Do you mean NUM pounds for NUM copies of a NUM page NAME book NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office NUM University of NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Kingdom Re NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME let s do that If you tell us the name and address of NAME s printer then we contact them ourselves Try the NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Regent NAME NAME I ve talked to them before but a long time ago so they wo nt remember me Good luck NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office NUM University of NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Kingdom Fwd poster policy decision Dear all Below you can find the views of the NAME NAME Committee about the number length of papers that they CHAR like to be included in the conference proceedings I have already replied to them that we NAME re gonna discuss this issue again as soon as we can contact NAME s printer Best NAME NAME again Hope you are feeling better NAME Had the NAME committee meeting this morning everyone appreciated your statement thank you However it turns out that around NUM NUM of all oral presentations have already accepted but ONLY NUM NUM of poster presentations have accepted NAME and NAME have also been receiving emails that ask whether or not poster presenters will be able to submit papers for the conference proceedings The implication is that their inclusion or not in the proceedings is a strong factor in deciding whether or not to come Basically the organising committee feels we are just going to have to publish posters because summary of NAME poster presenters are using possible publication as a basis on which to make their decision we need to have a full poster session also for financial reasons and therefore to encourage poster presenters to come the difference in quality between posters and oral presentations is minimal CHAR some people with topranking abstracts chose to give a poster presentation CHAR the split between poster and orals came in the middle of one grade band CHAR abstracts were marked by only NUM member of staff due to time constraints and are necessarily subjective the original implication was that poster and oral presentations would be treated similarly with regard to proceedings publications I feel really bad that this has all been so messy I guess it s that this is the first time that we have done anything like this Other things Putting NAME details and an ordering form in the welcome packs is a good idea Maybe there could be a proceedings stand at some point in the conference for taking deposits Also could the preparation of the guidelines be brought forward so that they will be available at the start of the week of the conference ie at least the number of pages for posters and oral papers if not the same and the basic formatting Again this will help in anticipating queries If they can be available significantly before that that would be great and participants can have them in advance of their preparing their talks Re posters again Finally I should also say that from the NAME meeting this morning the unanimous consensus was that poster papers should be allowed the same number of pages as the oral presentations This stems from the arguments above that the difference in quality is CHAR not great and CHAR arbitrary This will though depend on the prices you get back for no of pages It seems to be normal for conference proceedings to contain short papers Even if all participants each get NUM pages words each allowing for dropout it probably wo nt be more than NUM pages but of course it depends on the financial and binding constraints of producing the volume NAME The NAME NAME Committee is now finalising decisions regarding the publication of papers and negotiating a deal with various publishers All oral presentations will be published and we are doing our best to include all posters too Papers from posters however will be allocated less space than papers form oral presentations Further details about the format length etc of the papers to appear on the proceedings will be emailed to the conference participants and appear on this space by the end of April The deadline for submission of a full version of a paper for the proceedings is June th NUM NAME Dear all Below you can find the views of the NAME NAME Committee about the number amp length of papers that they d like to be included in the conference proceedings I have already replied to them that we PET re gonna discuss this issue again as soon as we can contact NAME s printer Best NAME NAME again Hope you are feeling better NAME Had the NAME committee meeting this morning everyone appreciated your statement thank you However it turns out that around NUM NUM of all oral presentations have already accepted but ONLY NUM NUM of poster presentations have accepted NAME and NAME have also been receiving emails that ask whether or not poster presenters will be able to submit papers for the conference proceedings The implication is that their inclusion or not in the proceedings is a strong factor in deciding whether or not to come Basically the organising committee feels we are just going to have to publish posters because summary of NAME poster presenters are using possible publication as a basis on which to make their decision we need to have a full poster session also for financial reasons and therefore to encourage poster presenters to come the difference in quality between posters and oral presentations is minimal CHAR some people with topranking abstracts chose to give a poster presentation CHAR the split between poster and orals came in the middle of NUM quotgrade bandquot CHAR abstracts were marked by only NUM member of staff due to time constraints and are necessarily subjective the original implication was that poster and oral presentations would be treated similarly with regard to proceedings publications I feel really bad that this has all been so messy I guess it s that this is the first time that we have done anything like this Other things Putting NAME details and an ordering form in the welcome packs is a good idea Maybe there could be a quotproceedings standquot at some point in the conference for taking deposits Also could the preparation 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financial and binding constraints of producing the volume NAME The NAME NAME Committee is now finalising decisions regarding the publication of papers and negotiating a deal with various publishers All oral presentations will be published and we are doing our best to include all posters too Papers from posters however will be allocated less space than papers form oral presentations Further details about the format length etc of the papers to appear on the proceedings will be emailed to the conference participants and appear on this space by the end of April The deadline for submission of a full version of a paper for the proceedings is June th Any news from NAME Dear NAME I was wondering if we had any news fro NAME NAME NAME If not is he away for holidays NAME Minutes of NAME NAME NAME NUM March NAME NAME NAME NUM March Present NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME or better brief summary of the issues discussed NAME NUM Number of papers posters to be 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of papers etc ie all those things that a publisher has the right to decide on However we also decided to accept NAME s generous offer of help that includes advice on format and styling use of their infrastructure and above all their financial arrangement with their NAME printer which was actually the best offer for printing and binding that we had so far pound NUM A pp NAME is to meet NAME NAME NAME once more to confirm this agreement NUM Ways of fund raising for the initial cost of the proceedings Participants who would like a copy will be asked to prepay it on the conference day the amount will go towards the initial costs of printing and binging the proceedings Other suggestions sponsors local bookshops companies eg companies developing speech technologies VOLUNTEERS WANTED to contact such sources for sponsorship Also if you have any contacts in a local company business that could act as sponsors or any other idea about raising NAME s account balance above NUM please let us or me EMAIL know NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings To be discussed in the next meeting The guidelines for the format will be sent out the week after the conference end of April Date of next meeting first week of April Best NAME meeting Hi everybody I just wanted to send my belated apologies for my absense at the meeting yesterday I will comment on the points discussed after I rreceive the agenda email In the meantime commenting on the prices of the printers I think that the first NUM are significantly and amazingly cheaper than the others In any case best wishes to all NAME Meeting with NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME If NAME NAME NAME confirms what he said last time ie that we can make use of NAME s arrangement with their printer could you ask him for the printer s contact details as we ll need to contact them immediately to arrange no of pages and price per copy Of course we ll use NAME s name Could you also thank NAME for his help on behalf of NAME Thank you NAME Fwd NAME NAME tomorrow Hi Here are some more replies NAME received today from NAME printers NAME NAME Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry for estimates for digital printing and binding I am pleased to submit these prices based on the following specifications Books NAME finished size NUM pp cover NAME Dmono on NAME Cover Dmono on NAME card Finishing perfect bound NAME Files supplied to our specification NUM CHAR pound NUM NUM CHAR pound NUM NUM CHAR pound NUM I hope these prices are of interest to yourselves and if you have any queries with regards the estimate please contact me on the above telephone number All prices are subject to NAME where applicable Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME Ink NAME Thank you for your email Please find below our quotation for the proceedings documents A proceedings documents NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME silk Finishing trim collate wirobind Quantity NUM NAME pound NUM as above NAME NUM NAME pound NUM A proceedings NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME silk Finishing trim 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NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Re Handing in on Friday Sounds good to me NAME holiday to NAME and hopefully see the rest of you tomorrow lunchtime evening NAME PS Maybe next term we should try and reinstate the coffee and muffin sessions On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear all NAME s bop at NAME will provide entertainment for the evening I heard that NAME had thought we should meet for lunch too on that day given that we may not see too much of one another next term Sounds good to me particularly as I probably wo nt make the bop Shall we all go and hand in at around NAME and then go somewhere to eat I m on for it anyway See you there if you are too All the best take care NAME It s fast it s easy and it s free Get NAME NAME today WEBSITE Re NAME NAME tomorrow Dear NAME and all Thanks for this I m afraid I wo nt be able to make the meeting tomorrow my NAME Long Essay NUM NUM words goes in on Friday and then there s the small matter of preparation for a fieldwork trip to NAME to consider but below is my twopennysworth on the items on the agenda I hope there s nothing too controversial but that it is of interest Looking forward to seeing in the minutes what you decide All the best NAME AGENDA NUM Number of papers posters to be included in the proceedings As I think I may have said my initial reaction to hearing that applicants had been promised that all accepted papers would be published was to think that it was a bad idea It would I thought involve us in too much cost and an unwieldy publication However NAME NAME NAME then kindly offered NAME s help as detailed in NAME s emails this is also a comment on item NUM I think we should take him up on as much help as he is willing to give His advice to me has only been good so far and I think he s a NAME gogetter who knows how to make your way in this academic world so it s worth listening to him If he thinks that it would be feasible to have NUM volumes and from NAME s emails he seems to it s something worth exploring NUM NAME s offer of help NAME NAME taking up We should at least try to use their deal with printers even if we do nt publish under their banner Personally actually though I ca nt see any disadvantage in publishing under their banner as long as NAME did appear on the cover even if not as prominently as NAME We do nt have any publishing experience and so it would surely be a good thing to see how it was all done the first time so that next time around we would know and could do it ourselves If we elect to publish ourselves even if with NAME s NAME s advice and help there might be wasted effort On the other hand if we were able to not publish with them and still use their publishing deals and expertise so as to get publishing as cheaply as they get it that might not be a bad thing either It would depend on how much extra risk there would be of wasted effort by doing more under our own steam NUM Other price offers from NAME printers Compared to NAME s opinion that each volume should not cost more than pound NUM the other estimates we ve got look expensive though we did need to ask other printers for their prices in order to know this This is another very good reason for going with COPiL Remember if we re going for NUM volumes as NAME thought we should that doubles the price per set of proceedings though I think it s a good thought as we do need to make it look as good as possible and be as attractive for people to read as possible we want people to read this NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially eg sponsors Once we ve decided on how we re going to publish the proceedings and therefore know how much it will cost what about asking participants to pay for proceedings up front given that most of them have said they will want a copy Others may think that s a really bad idea but it would be a way of raising the appropriate amount of money But I leave that for others as I m sure they will have better ideas This is just off the top of my head and I m sure someone has said it before anyway NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings Depends on how we publish them I agree with NAME s NAME s point that libraries are much more likely to buy NAME copies so we should go with that but it seems fairly standard anyway with automatic scalingdown of documents submitted in NAME format People should definitely be limited as to how much space they can occupy but that again will depend on who publishes the stuff and how many pages each volume has assuming there are NUM which I think there should be there will have to be really But these are obvious points For more detailed points of how things should look on the page we should use either the COPiL styleguide or take our cue from any refereed journal that we agree upon I hope that these are useful and not obvious points I m afraid they do nt add much but they re my opinion for the time being Once again sorry I ca nt be there tomorrow but I look forward to hearing what happened All the best NAME NAME NAME tomorrow Dear all Just to remind you that the NAME meting is tomorrow at am in the NAME NAME NAME NAME Below you ll find the meeting agenda and the info we ve gathered so far Please try to make it tomorrow Those people who definitely ca nt come due to deadlines for thesis submission and other course research requirements but would still like to express their opinion on any of the agenda issues you can email either me or the whole list with your views See you tomorrow NAME AGENDA NUM Number of papers posters to be included in the proceedings NUM NAME s offer of help NUM Other price offers from NAME printers NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially eg sponsors NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings NAME offers NUM NAME NAME and NAME From EMAIL NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL Subject Re CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME Further to your email and our subsequent telephone conversation The following is our quotation for binding to the description given NUM no Acetate Sewn pound NUM per copy NUM no NAME NAME with no lettering pound NUM per copy This quotation is valid for NUM days from today s date NAME regards CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME offers NUM NAME Press NAME Dear NAME Here are some prices for you Allowing for NUM digital mono pages NAME doublesided collated and perfect bound into covers printed black white Trimmed to NAME size From NAME provided NUM books NUM NAME NUM books NUM NAME NUM books NUM NAME Regards NAME NAME Press NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME s offer Hi everybody I ve spoken to NAME NAME NAME editorinchief of NAME about possible collaborations This is what he told me The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and knowhow about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings They are happy to offer intangible things such as experience printer contacts and an approved styleguide COPiL would also offer its name NAME Occasional Papers in NAME and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner the following conditions hold NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed NUM the title must prominently display the NAME Occasional Papers in NAME heading no NAME logo but NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editorinchief ie NAME NAME NAME at each stage of the process There is no maximum on the number of pages but it would be convenient to have a maximum of NUM pages for each volume DinA DinA is possible but inconvenient libraries tend to buy DinA rather than DinA Furthermore NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing The expense depends on CHAR the number of volumes and CHAR the number of pages per volume For example for a book consisting of NUM NAME pages standard size for a run of NUM the cost is approximately NUM pounds per book at the maximum If NAME is the publisher then they are going to cover distribution costs postage and packaging The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold Miscellaneous Concerning the NAME format the printer will automatically scale down DinA to NAME ie if we hand in NUM pages in NAME they will end up as NUM pages DinA in print If we publish in NAME then it would be good to allocate about NUM pages to each author The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything NAME Hi everybody NAME asked Does anyone know who publishes in NAME The title is NAME so is it wider than the linguistics department ie attracting papers from other depts NAME has its own working papers called unambiguously RCEAL Working Papers If NAME is wider than the ling dept then that would be better for a potential NAME publisher NAME s mission is to publish papers written by students of the CU Linguistics Department So the reasoning behind publishing the NAME proceedings is to promote the fame of the linguistics department s students roughly quoted from NAME NAME NAME who are going to publish in the NAME proceedings as well Even if we publish the proceedings ourselves the cost of NUM book should nt exceed NUM pounds according to NAME NAME NAME as we might be able to use the COPiL arrangements with printers in NAME NAME actually recommended to publish the proceedings ourselves because we would have much lesser restrictions with layout guidelines and quality control COPiL would also restrict our freedom to choose what the final product would look like The only thing that we are missing he thinks is the experience how to publish a book And that is what COPiL could offer us anyway even without being our publisher Best wishes NAME NAME accommodation query Fwd Hi everybody sorry to trouble you again it s about accommodation for the NAME and booking guest rooms in colleges Up to now we have booked rooms in the following colleges NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hall This is just NUM out of NUM and more colleges so perhaps there are still many rooms available If you are not in any one of these NUM colleges please before you go away for the holidays could you pass by your accommodation office and book AS MANY ROOMS as you can for Friday the th of April and Saturday the th of April remember to say that the rooms are for friends And who knows after the conference is over you might be more than just friends oouupps sorry Your cooperation will help us offer visiting students good quality accommodation in a reasonable price which is exactly what all of us would hope for when we go to a graduate conference out of town Please take some time to ask before you go away with best wishes for NAME NAME EMAIL please reply to NAME not to NAME Date of next meeting Dear all As for the date of our next meeting most people seem to prefer NAME th Mar morning am So we ll have our next meeting on that date and time in the NAME NAME Room in the NAME the one we used last time too Before that I ll circulate again the meeting agenda and any info we ll have gathered by then Best NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Next Meeting Dear NAME and NAME Unfortunately next week is not good either because some people are leaving So it seems that either this or the next week not everybody from the NAME team can make it Most people that emailed me seem to prefer NAME morning so I think we ll arrange the meeting then Before that I ll circulate again the meeting agenda plus any info we ve gathered from any source In this way everybody even if they do nt make it to the meeting we ll get informed about the current situation before the meeting In addition you can also express your opinion on the agenda issues by briefly emailing us your views which of course will be taken into account Sorry about not being able to postpone this meeting and thank you very much for your active participation and help so far Good luck with your essays and even if you do nt make it to the meeting we ll stay in touch Best NAME Dear NAME Either of those dates for a meeting is in theory possible for me Thursday is better but neither of them is very good really I am quite busy already in the middle of next week and the NAME NAME people NAME and CHAR have to hand in our NUM word essays by the Friday at midday so something in the following week would be better I have absolutely no preferences as to when in the following week though See you whenever we meet All the best NAME Re collaboration with NAME Hi everybody NAME asked Does anyone know who publishes in NAME The title is NAME so is it wider than the linguistics department ie attracting papers from other depts NAME has its own working papers called unambiguously RCEAL Working Papers If NAME is wider than the ling dept then that would be better for a potential NAME publisher NAME s mission is to publish papers written by students of the CU Linguistics Department So the reasoning behind publishing the NAME proceedings is to promote the fame of the linguistics department s students roughly quoted from NAME NAME NAME who are going to publish in the NAME proceedings as well Even if we publish the proceedings ourselves the cost of NUM book should nt exceed NUM pounds according to NAME NAME NAME as we might be able to use the COPiL arrangements with printers in NAME NAME actually recommended to publish the proceedings ourselves because we would have much lesser restrictions with layout guidelines and quality control COPiL would also restrict our freedom to choose what the final product would look like The only thing that we are missing he thinks is the experience how to publish a book And that is what COPiL could offer us anyway even without being our publisher Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME Next Meeting Dear all the new NAME NAME NAME NAME and me have agreed on the following arrangement NAME for the Spring period NAME NAME NAME for the NAME period NAME and NAME So from now on please address any ideas and info you have to us not NAME The plan is to have a meeting within next week to discuss the current situation hopefully we ll have info from the organisers of NAME and NAME postgrad conferences and some offers from NAME printers by then and decide what to do further Tasks in progress NUM NAME printers NAME is contacting a number of them NUM NAME and NAME postgrad conferences NAME will contact them to find out if they have printed proceedings and how they financed them NAME completed NUM NAME has already spoken to NAME NAME NAME POSSIBLE DATES FOR THE MEETING NAME TH AM OR NAME TH NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME the one we used last time Please email NAME EMAIL with your preference by tomorrow AGENDA NUM Number of papers posters to be included in the proceedings NUM NAME s offer of help NUM Other price offers from NAME printers NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially eg sponsors NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings If you d like to add sth to the agenda again email NAME EMAIL Before the meeting we re going to compile and circulate all info we ll have gathered by then That s all for now Please do nt forget to reply with your preferred day for the meeting The new NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Re collaboration with NAME NAME what a fantastic load of information NAME that the price per volume is pound NUM When people submitted abstracts we asked them to say CHAR whether they would consider submitting their paper for inclusion in the proceedings NUM NUM said yes and also CHAR whether they would consider purchasing a copy at an estimated pound NUM NUM NUM said yes Hopefully a cheaper price will offset some of the inevitable dropoff and encourage nonparticipants to buy too NAME too that copil would do postage and packing though we could pass this on to the purchasers The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything True depends I guess on whether it is realistic to expect many nonparticipants to buy this Personally I think it is unlikely in which case this just halves the number of people per volume Again I think this is somewhere where we could benefit from a quick chat with the proceedings editors of the NAME and NAME graduate conferences Does anyone know who publishes in NAME The title is NAME so is it wider than the linguistics department ie attracting papers from other depts NAME has its own working papers called unambiguously RCEAL Working Papers If NAME is wider than the ling dept then that would be better for a potential NAME publisher NAME if we go ahead with this we would want to emblazon their front page with NAME and not NAME as NUM will have heard of the latter Mind you sounds like NAME will be in very small letters Anyway just my p s worth NAME Hi everybody I ve spoken to NAME NAME NAME editorinchief of COPiL about possible collaborations This is what he told me The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and knowhow about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings They are happy to offer intangible things such as experience printer contacts and an approved styleguide COPiL would also offer its name NAME Occasional Papers in NAME and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner the following conditions hold NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed NUM the title must prominently display the NAME Occasional Papers in NAME heading no NAME logo but NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editorinchief ie NAME NAME NAME at each stage of the process There is no maximum on the number of pages but it would be convenient to have a maximum of NUM pages for each volume DinA DinA is possible but inconvenient libraries tend to buy DinA rather than DinA Furthermore NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing The expense depends on CHAR the number of volumes and CHAR the number of pages per volume For example for a book consisting of NUM NAME pages standard size for a run of NUM the cost is approximately NUM pounds per book at the maximum If NAME is the publisher then they are going to cover distribution costs postage and packaging The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold Miscellaneous Concerning the NAME format the printer will automatically scale down DinA to NAME ie if we hand in NUM pages in NAME they will end up as NUM pages DinA in print If we publish in NAME then it would be good to allocate about NUM pages to each author The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything NAME collaboration with NAME Hi everybody I ve spoken to NAME NAME NAME editorinchief of COPiL about possible collaborations This is what he told me The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and knowhow about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings They are happy to offer intangible things such as experience printer contacts and an approved styleguide COPiL would also offer its name NAME Occasional Papers in NAME and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner the following conditions hold NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed NUM the title must prominently display the NAME Occasional Papers in NAME heading no NAME logo but NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editorinchief ie NAME NAME NAME at each stage of the process There is no maximum on the number of pages but it would be convenient to have a maximum of NUM pages for each volume DinA DinA is possible but inconvenient libraries tend to buy DinA rather than DinA Furthermore NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing The expense depends on CHAR the number of volumes and CHAR the number of pages per volume For example for a book consisting of NUM NAME pages standard size for a run of NUM the cost is approximately NUM pounds per book at the maximum If NAME is the publisher then they are going to cover distribution costs postage and packaging The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold Miscellaneous Concerning the NAME format the printer will automatically scale down DinA to NAME ie if we hand in NUM pages in NAME they will end up as NUM pages DinA in print If we publish in NAME then it would be good to allocate about NUM pages to each author The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything NAME About meeting CHAR NAME Hi NAME I m emailing as one of the new NAME We re thinking of having a meeting some time next week and we wonder if you ve already arranged a meeting with NAME NAME NAME If we could have some info by our next meeting that d be great Also do you need any help with this Please let us know and thanks again for volunteering for it Cheers NAME Re Help with NAME NAME Hi NAME The Board are considering this publishing option now and would like to ask how much this initial expense is going to be that we would be expected to cover The initial expense is the cost of the first printing The expense depends on CHAR the number of volumes and CHAR the number of pages per volume For example for a book consisting of NUM NAME pages standard size for a run of NUM the cost is approximately NUM pounds per book at the maximum probably considerably lower We will cover distribution costs postage and packaging The initial expense will be reimbursed to your editorial board once the copies are sold Conditions If the volumes are going to come under the NAME Occasional Papers banner we do have some conditions NUM That our style guide be followed NUM That the title prominently display the NAME Occasional Papers in NAME heading NUM That the editors chosen from your editorial board no doubt consult with the editorinchief ie me at each stage of the process whether and how much the department is willing to cover I do nt know You ll have to ask NAME and how many pages will be the maximum for such a publication There is no maximum depending on how many volumes you want For each volume I suggest a maximum of NUM pages All the best NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office NUM University of NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Kingdom NAME summary Hi all Though we do need to be making concrete decisions soon we still need more information before we can do so but hopefully this will be gathered soon To summarize with things we still need to find out in red NUM Printer prices NAME is looking into these is contacting NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME printers NAME NAME and a couple more if anyone would like to help her please email her EMAIL NUM NAME prices and issues maybe a couple of people could brainstorm this and cost it Please Pretty please NUM Re NAME NAME issues I have heard back from the rest of the NAME committee the strong feeling is that we should continue this year at least with the aim of including the majority if not all of the papers in the proceedings NUM representative quotes We ve stated in our publicity that we aim to publish all accepted papers and I think it s only fair to our participants to stick to that lots in a similar vein and also it would make NAME look a much more exclusive business than we intended originally NUM NAME working papers thanks NAME for agreeing to speak to NAME NAME NAME When you ask about the costs could you get an idea of the approx cost per page and how large a volume can be etc the max would be NUM papers at NUM pages per paper plus the NUM posters at NUM page per poster which totals NUM pages At NUM pages this is NUM pages It is also important to chat about the relationship between the NUM publications as NAME pointed out NAME s identity stemmed from NAME whose aim is to bring together the different strands of language research going on in NUM or NUM NAME departments What we do nt want is to give it a linguistics department emphasis Personally I think it would be great to go with Copil thanks to NAME but to what extent would CoPil be prepared to help us if we want to retain our independent identity NUM Treasurer s response NAME NAME and NAME NAME secretary very sadly confirms that we have no money ca nt commit to anything probably this side of the th April If any money is left over after setting bills this could be used to subsidise the publishing costs If there is spare pound pound NUM and the proceedings can be selffinancing any left over will go towards next year s NAME as we have really had to skimp a bit so far NUM NAME wonders if NAME or NAME postgrad conferences do proceedings and if they are successful in getting a financial committment from authors beforehand Any volunteers to go to their website and ask their conference organisers NUM as your currentbydefaultbutsoontobeex coordinator I am happy to tell you that we have had NUM volunteers for the editorinchief roles which will have to be jobshares due to different periods of absence these are NAME NAME NAME and NAME I hope that they are getting together to work out how they want to organise themselves Best wishes to you all NAME NAME cc ing this to you in case you think NAME wants to come back on points NUM and NUM NAME just for the records Hi all Though we do need to be making concrete decisions soon we still need more information before we can do so but hopefully this will be gathered soon To summarize with things we still need to find out in red NUM Printer prices NAME is looking into these amp is contacting NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME printers NAME NAME and a couple more if anyone would like to help her please email her EMAIL NUM NAME prices and issues maybe a couple of people could brainstorm this and cost it Please Pretty please NUM Re NAME amp NAME issues I have heard back from the rest of the NAME committee the strong feeling is that we should continue this year at least with the aim of including the majority if not all of the papers in the proceedings NUM representative quotes We ve stated in our publicity that we aim to publish all accepted papers and I think it s only fair to our participants to stick to that lots in a similar vein and also it would make NAME look a much more exclusive business than we intended originally NUM NAME working papers thanks NAME for agreeing to speak to NAME NAME NAME When you ask about the costs could you get an idea of the approx cost per page and how large a volume can be etc the max would be NUM papers at NUM pages per paper plus the NUM posters at NUM page per poster which totals NUM pages At NUM pages this is NUM pages It is also important to chat about the relationship between the NUM publications as NAME pointed out NAME s identity stemmed from NAME whose aim is to bring together the different strands of language research going on in NUM or NUM NAME departments What we do nt want is to give it a linguistics department emphasis Personally I think it would be great to go with Copil thanks to NAME but to what extent would CoPil be prepared to help us if we want to retain our independent identity NUM Treasurer s response NAME NAME and NAME NAME secretary very sadly confirms that we have no money amp ca nt commit to anything probably this side of the th April If any money is left over after setting bills this could be used to subsidise the publishing costs If there is spare pound pound NUM and the proceedings can be selffinancing any left over will go towards next year s NAME as we have really had to skimp a bit so far NUM NAME wonders if NAME or NAME postgrad conferences do proceedings and if they are successful in getting a financial committment from authors beforehand Any volunteers to go to their website and ask their conference organisers NUM as your currentbydefaultbutsoontobeex coordinator I am happy to tell you that we have had NUM volunteers for the editorinchief roles which will have to be jobshares due to different periods of absence these are NAME NAME NAME and NAME I hope that they are getting together to work out how they want to organise themselves Best wishes to you all NAME NAME cc ing this to you in case you think NAME wants to come back on points NUM and NUM NAME just for the records Re NAME Need info before next meeting Dear all NUM NAME information from NAME NAME NAME Can someone from the Linguistics department perhaps have a meeting with him and get a more detailed offer Eg how much of the initial expenses will NAME have to cover and how much they are willing to cover How many pages will be the maximum for them etc I would be willing to do this as I like NAME and get on well with him but I really have nt got time before the beginning of April before the end of term I will be feverishly doing my current essay and then preparing for my French research trip which is meant to take place between midMarch and early April Can anyone else in the meantime Sorry to be so useless at the minute All the best NAME Re NAME Need info before next meeting Dear all We definitely need a meeting soon but NOT BEFORE WE HAVE GATHERED NAME ON THE FOLLOWING ISSUES NUM Prices for printing and soft binding from local printers I ve already contacted and got a reply from NAME NAME and Sons see message below It was cvery easy actually I sent them an email and they called me back NUM later to reply NUM NAME information from NAME NAME NAME Can someone from the Linguistics department perhaps have a meeting with him and get a more detailed offer Eg how much of the initial expenses will NAME have to cover and how much they are willing to cover How many pages will be the maximum for them etc NUM NAME version of the Proceedings What is the cost Unless we have some answers to the previous NAME there is no point in speculating whether we can include all or only some of the conference papers in the proceedings NAME we all do our bit to gather this info asap Best NAME They do only binding not printing So we have to add the cost of printing per copy too From EMAIL NAME NAME oc NUM Oaanioan io NUM NUM NUM ii To EMAIL Subject Re CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME Further to your email and our subsequent telephone conversation The following is our quotation for binding to the description given NUM no Acetate NAME NUM per copy NUM no NAME NAME with no lettering NUM per copy This quotation is valid for NUM days from today s date NAME regards CHAR CHAR NAME NAME Re NAME Working Papers Hi everybody Just to let you know my feelings on the matters under discussion Firstly it seems that we need another meeting soon so that we can take some crucial decisions As to our publisher I think that we should first try to publish the proceedings without depending on the Working Papers because it would seem as if the conference is organized by the Department and in any case I think it better to emphasize the acrosstheboard Linguistics of the conference instead of publishing in Working papers of a particular department As to our policy I think we should ideally include all papers all the more so because the proceedings wo nt be published by a big publisher as NAME and there might be problems concerning the selection of papers As for the coeditor I could do that but I wo nt be here during the summer Thanks for reading through this NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME East wrote Hi sounds really promising I ll get in touch with the NAME treasurer see what their thoughts are about funding budgets anyway as far as I know neither NAME nor NAME have any money at the NAME and the university accounting system does not let us go into debt Solutions may be to get people to pay and order in advance or make buying one a condition of getting published yikes to secure some kind of sponsorship or advertising or smile nicely at the Linguistics accountant NAME Dear All NAME NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply Here it is tell me all what you think and maybe we d like to meet to discuss it Best NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email and sorry for not replying sooner I asked NAME NAME NAME about your enquiry as to whether NAME could collaborate with NAME the NAME working papers as NAME is the editorinchief and chief publisher of COPiL In reply to your second question we the NAME department of linguistics are the publishers of COPiL If you meant to ask who our printer is then we re using some printer s on the NAME Street NAME could nt remember the name Anyway NAME said that sure we could publish your proceedings As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of NAME then NAME suggested we could put out a volume proceedings However as we the department NAME might not make any money on it we d have to get the NAME conference to fund the initial expense he said If on the other hand your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves ie whether some of your NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year then no I m afraid we would nt be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within NAME itself Firstly we would nt have the space we already have a full lineup of papers for our NUM volume and secondly NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the NAME linguistics department especially our PhD students not people from outside the department whose universities probably have their own working papers NAME that helps Let me know your further thoughts on the matter Cheers NAME Re NAME Working Papers Hi sounds really promising I ll get in touch with the NAME treasurer see what their thoughts are about funding budgets anyway as far as I know neither NAME nor NAME have any money at the NAME and the university accounting system does not let us go into debt Solutions may be to get people to pay and order in advance or make buying one a condition of getting published yikes to secure some kind of sponsorship or advertising or smile nicely at the Linguistics accountant NAME Dear All NAME NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply Here it is tell me all what you think and maybe we d like to meet to discuss it Best NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email and sorry for not replying sooner I asked NAME NAME NAME about your enquiry as to whether NAME could collaborate with NAME the NAME working papers as NAME is the editorinchief and chief publisher of COPiL In reply to your second question we the NAME department of linguistics are the publishers of COPiL If you meant to ask who our printer is then we re using some printer s on the NAME Street NAME could nt remember the name Anyway NAME said that sure we could publish your proceedings As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of NAME then NAME suggested we could put out a volume proceedings However as we the department COPiL might not make any money on it we d have to get the NAME conference to fund the initial expense he said If on the other hand your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves ie whether some of your NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year then no I m afraid we would nt be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within NAME itself Firstly we would nt have the space we already have a full lineup of papers for our NUM volume and secondly NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the NAME linguistics department especially our PhD students not people from outside the department whose universities probably have their own working papers NAME that helps Let me know your further thoughts on the matter Cheers NAME Re Working Papers Sounds great to me and definitely something we should follow up We d obviously need to know fairly precisely what initial expenses we would be expected to cover and whether our budget would stretch to them but I should think it should NAME NAME NAME is a really good guy and we should take advantage of his boundless willing to help spreading the word about linguistics Is there anyone on the list who ll be seeing NAME soon anyway and could ask about the initial costs he thinks we would have to cover or could write him an email about it NAME Working Papers Dear All NAME NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply Here it is tell me all what you think and maybe we d like to meet to discuss it Best NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email and sorry for not replying sooner I asked NAME NAME NAME about your enquiry as to whether NAME could collaborate with NAME the NAME working papers as NAME is the editorinchief and chief publisher of COPiL In reply to your second question we the NAME department of linguistics are the publishers of COPiL If you meant to ask who our printer is then we re using some printer s on the NAME Street NAME could nt remember the name Anyway NAME said that sure we could publish your proceedings As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of NAME then NAME suggested we could put out a volume proceedings However as we the department COPiL might not make any money on it we d have to get the NAME conference to fund the initial expense he said If on the other hand your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves ie whether some of your NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year then no I m afraid we would nt be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within NAME itself Firstly we would nt have the space we already have a full lineup of papers for our NUM volume and secondly NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the NAME linguistics department especially our PhD students not people from outside the department whose universities probably have their own working papers NAME that helps Let me know your further thoughts on the matter Cheers NAME Re NAME NAME further suggestions Fwd Hi NAME I can drop an email to NAME NAME and Sons I just had a look at their webpage They do nt do any printing as they say So I suppose we have to do the printing ourselves They can only do binding NAME Hi guys Thanks all for your informationfinding activities Though it s disappointing that NAME are nt interested and I do nt think we should press it as I do nt think it will do any good we can at least move on and turn our attention to alternatives and getting them printed ourselves using a local printers seems to me to be the next option I did nt know that you could buy NAME numbers so this is good news worth doing We just might have some money left from the conference if we do the aim is to subsidise the proceedings so let s hope to do then contact NUM NUM local printers get softbinding printing costs for different numbers of pages cost the NAME option list pros and cons my worry is obsolescence decide on no of papers to be published We have to decide whether our aim is to be a journal worth NAME and therefore be more exclusive or whether our aim is to provide a broader platform of opportunity for postgrad research and to have an inclusive feel I think any decision to limiting the proceedings to NUM or so would have to be taken in conjunction with the organising committee and maybe NAME staff members I do nt think it s a bad idea but so far the emphasis has been the other way and the website calls for abstracts have implied that we will try and publish papers that are accepted Also the conference this year has a wide scope REALLY wide in terms of the fields in which abstracts have been submitted whether or not this is a good idea we do nt know will have to wait and see the ethos is definitely towards an inclusive stance in this respect too This time round anyway If we do exclude some papers from being published we must therefore decide on how this is to be done us the camling team sitting in on different sessions NAME staff involvement OK if any of you are willing to contact printers let me know as I will summarise this correspondence to send to the rest of the committee will also ask for volunteers Also NAME we will be looking for NUM or NUM editorsinchief to coordinate the proceeding of the proceedings The NAME would also be welcomed onto the camling committee if wanted with no extra workload though I will also be liaising so this is not necessary NAME Dear NAME and NAME I do nt think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment At the very least we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers Have a look at the email I sent to NAME East last night about the conversation I had yesterday with NAME NAME and NAME NAME regarding other ways we might be able to publish the papers I too thought that NAME would refuse to publish the papers because of not making enough profit on them but my email contains a few other ideas for publication which would certainly be cheaper I m also copying this to NAME for info so you know who it s already gone to and to NAME NAME because of the desktoppublishing bit See you all soon ish All the best NAME NAME I met NAME NAME and NAME NAME tonight at a reception not specifically to talk about this and we had a little conversation about publishing stuff I thought it d be useful to relay the results Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting useful I did nt want to clog up people s inboxes by emailing them all directly myself Thanks He said that insofar as there were any NAME publications they were published by NAME but that it was really quite a loose arrangement the publication that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but though it s the NAME official organ it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the NAME ceased to exist It s therefore questionable to what extent we can really 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that I am aware of NUM NAME outlined our proposal to NAME but sadly NAME are nt interested though they did write a very nice reply Basically as they are a commercial company it would not be financially feasible for them to publish on as small a scale as this but they nicely said that they were sure the quality of papers would be out of this world and should all be submitted to the journal of linguistics NAME Thanks to NAME and NAME for this SMILEY to NAME for asking about NAME NUM We therefore need to contact NUM or so local printers and get their pricing scales etc for softbound books also how they would like us to submit it format on disk paper etc Volunteers please This looks to me like our real option NAME NAME is contacting NAME NAME who do binding only NUM NAME option would anyone a couple of people like to volunteer to cost this and list the pros and cons NUM NAME has found out that you can buy NAME numbers for selfpublished texts and that NAME NAME probably has some for sale 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NUM When we hear back from NUM and have decided NUM we will know if we will be excluding papers from being published and will need to decided how to do this us and the camling committee sitting in on sessions involvement of NAME staff members NUM Finally as all you NAME people will know NAME is not in NAME but in NAME sorry about that NAME Could people volunteering for NUM NUM email me rather than the whole list just for the sake of ease and inboxes SMILEY NAME We re looking for NUM or NUM NAME sinChief or coordinator CHAR of the Proceedings ie doing what I am doing now and what I hope to not be doing very shortly from the now until the proceedings are distributed The role ideally is one of democratic coordination which should be made much easier by the fact that we have such a good editorial team The Editor sinChief will be welcomed onto the NAME organising committee with no additional workload although I will still be sitting on both so this is not strictly necessary if you are 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the results Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting useful I did nt want to clog up people s inboxes by emailing them all directly myself Thanks He said that insofar as there were any NAME publications they were published by NAME but that it was really quite a loose arrangement the publication that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but though it s the NAME official organ it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the NAME ceased to exist It s therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that NAME publications are done by NAME He confirmed what I thought that NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff unless they take us under their wing his words and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc He therefore suggested NUM alternatives NUM Preparing cameraready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer all they would therefore have to do 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from him I do nt know when he is going to buy his numbers but presumably it does nt matter for the minute anyway or how much they cost now in NUM it was NUM for NUM but it seems like a good idea to me We can contact him about that when we need to I think that this would apply if we were in effect publishing the proceedings ourselves as I think NAME numbers are obtained by the publisher I think that s all NAME this is so long See you soonish all the best NAME NAME s reply Dear all Unfortunately the news from NAME is not brilliant NAME called them asking for an appointment and briefly outlined our proposal over the phone they said they d discuss it and get back to her with a date for an appointment although they warned her that they are not very interested since the conference is small they already new about it and NAME wo nt make any profit Below is their reply saying exactly this They do nt even want to give us an appointment NAME is going to write another email to them outlining our proposal in every detail and insisting for an appointment If you have any idea of how we can perhaps change their mind please email NAME Best NAME Dear NAME Firstly I am sorry not to have got back to you yesterday but I did nt have the opportunity to discuss the possibility of publishing the conference papers until quite late in the day I regret that as I feared we will be unable to publish the conference proceedings as you suggested While we are fully in support of the conference and I personally will be attending it would not be financially feasible for the Press to publish a set of papers that would only sell to a very small number of people I am in no doubt though that the content of these conference papers can and should be made available widely to Linguistics scholars and they would have far greater reach if published in a journal NAME publishes many prestigious journals including the Journal of Linguistics and the conference delegates are very welcome to submit any of their papers to our journals The Senior Commissioning Editor responsible for these is my colleague NAME NAME who can be contacted at EMAIL I wish you and your colleagues the very best of luck in publishing these articles and I am sorry not to be able to publish them collectively as a book as you had hoped I look forward to seeing you at the conference Best wishes NAME NAME NAME Assistant Editor NAME Humanities and Social Sciences NAME University Press The NAME Building NAME Road NAME NAME RU EMAIL NAME NUM NUM NUM direct NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME ar all Un fortunately the news from NAME is not brilliant NAME called them asking for an appointment and briefly outlined our proposal over the phone they said they d discuss it and get back to her with a date for an appointment although they warned her that they are not very interested since the conference is small they already new about it an CHAR NAME won NAME make any profit Below is their reply saying exactly this They don NAME even want to give us an appointment So fia is going to write another email to them outlining our proposal in every detail and insisting for an appointment If you have any idea of how we can perhaps change their mind please email NAME Be st An geliki NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL From NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Proceedings of NAME conference Dear NAME Firstly I am sorry not to have got back to you yesterday but I did nt have the opportunity to discuss the possibility of publishing the conference papers until quite late in the day I regret that as I feared we will be unable to publish the conference proceedings as you suggested While we are fully in support of the conference and I personally will be attending it would not be financially feasible for the Press to publish a set of papers that would only sell to a very small number of people I am in no doubt though that the content of these conference papers can and should be made available widely to Linguistics scholars and they would have far greater reach if published in a journal NAME publishes many prestigious journals including the NAME of Linguistics and the conference delegates are very welcome to submit any of their papers to our journals The Senior Commissioning NAME responsible for these is my colleague NAME NAME who can be contacted at EMAIL I wish you and your colleagues the very best of luck in publishing these articles and I am sorry not to be able to publish them collectively as a book as you had hoped I look forward to seeing you at the conference Best wishes NAME NAME NAME Assistant Editor NAME Humanities and Social Sciences NAME University Press The NAME Building NAME Road NAME CB RU EMAIL NAME NUM NUM NUM direct NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME NAME further suggestions Fwd Dear NAME and NAME I do nt think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment At the very least we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers 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was really quite a loose arrangement the publication that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but though it s the NAME official organ it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the NAME ceased to exist It s therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that NAME publications are done by NAME He confirmed what I thought that NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff unless they take us under their wing his words and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc He therefore suggested NUM alternatives NUM Preparing cameraready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer all they would therefore have to do would be print the copies and bind them but not produce them This was in essence what NAME NAME suggested at our meeting Apparently NAME was involved in something similar during his postgrad days in NAME and it worked well for them then There s NUM printer that I can think of off the top of my head that we could approach about this NAME NAME and Sons who offer a thesisbinding service through the NAME NAME Their website address is on their carrier bags and I have one in my room but ca nt remember the address I ll look next time I remember unless anyone else beats me to it NUM The NAME idea that someone else had already had It s getting popular and I am becoming convinced NUM other points that both NAME and NAME made were We ca nt possibly publish all the papers We need to establish some kind of elimination procedure and using that select about NUM at most to publish whether on a NAME or in print This will help NAME gain respectability people will get to know it as something that only publishes good papers a journal worth NAME in NAME s words I have to say I instinctively agree with him and NAME here They also said that a website was definitely a good idea but that we should nt put on it any more than was in the printed NAME version so not all the 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Basically you come out the lift go through the door ahead of you turn right and walk until you come to a stairwell then take the door opposite you but a bit to the left and keep walking down that corridor The NAME NAME Room is on the right past a door with a security catch on it where you may have to wait for a cunning linguist to assist you through it was that a resumptive pronoun I m sure we ll bump into each other looking lost but the people in that particular ivory tower seem very friendly and helpful Could people from the Linguistics dept please bring your id cards with you NAME I m afraid my card wo nt work on the door Bring any ideas with you to share Looking forward to meeting you then If anyone wants to be taken off the list of people interested please let me know SMILEY NAME NAME East Research NAME for English and NAME NAME University of NAME Hi Everyone can make Friday just about thanks all so let s meet then in the NAME NAME NAME Room at pm This is on the third floor of the NAME NAME Building on the NAME NAME Basically you come out the lift go through the door ahead of you turn right and walk until you come to a stairwell then take the door opposite you but a bit to the left and keep walking down that corridor The NAME NAME Room is on the right past a door with a security catch on it where you may have to wait for a cunning linguist to assist you through it was that a resumptive pronoun I m sure we ll bump into each other looking lost but the people in that particular ivory tower seem very friendly and helpful Could people from the Linguistics dept please bring your id cards with you NAME I m afraid my card wo nt work on the door Bring any ideas with you to share Looking forward to meeting you then If anyone wants to be taken off the list of people interested please let me know SMILEY NAME NAME East Research NAME for English and NAME NAME University of NAME NAME meeting Hi so far we have a split btw Friday NAME and Tuesday am Could those of you who said 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NAME of NAME and President of NAME NAME NAME Fwd Talk on th CHAR NAME Envelopeto EMAIL NAME Mon NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL rom NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Talk on th CHAR NAME Status Topic magazine presents Professor NAME NAME Department of Architecture and NAME History University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME March th NAME NAME NAME bookstore NAME By the height of its trading success in the th century NAME was the principal commercial power in the NAME CHAR kaleidoscopic range of goods filled the markets of the NAME and the city s culture became infused with a profusion of images and ideas from abroad The lecture will examine the city s eclectic cultural perspective giving particular attention to its architecture This event marks the launch of TOPIC s new issue on CITIES available at Borders WEBSITE NAME NAME Managing Editor NAME Magazine WEBSITE EMAIL NAME NUM NUM SUBSCRIBE NOW TO RECEIVE THE CITIES ISSUE back issues available send a pound NUM cheque to NAME NAME CHAR CHAR 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THIS MESSAGE MANY THANKS NAME Hello everybody My name is NAME NAME and I am doing a PhD in Linguistics I am currently running some experiments on language processing I am looking for native speakers of English who could spare NUM minutes to do a very easy exercise in my computer For those of you who have nt done the test before and are willing to give me a hand with my thesis I will be at the CALL Facility in the NAME this afternoon NUM pm and tomorrow all day NUM NUM NUM Thanks NAME extra tutorials Dear NAME Please note I omitted the times of the tutorials in my previous email they are as follows Thursday NUM am and Thursday NUM midday both these to take place in Room CHAR NUM NAME NAME as stated Regards NAME extra tutorials Dear NAME Prof NAME will be holding some extra tutorials on Thursday mornings starting this week and until the end of Term These will take place in Room CHAR NUM NAME NAME the big glass building opposite the rear entrance of NAME With best wishes NAME Re Acoustic Phonetics homework Dear NAME NAME thanks for your homework all correct see below Sorry I ve taken a while to get back to you about it Best wishes NAME Hi NAME these are my answers to the acoustic phonetics homework NUM NUM The period of waveform NUM is about NUM ms NUM NAME Yes NAME I am confused about what it means that a period is higher or lower than another period because period has been introduces as the duration of a cycle However CHAR NUM in waveform NUM is higher than that in waveform NUM You re absolutely right my mistake I should have used one of the words longer or shorter for the period As you correctly point out shorter period higher f NUM NUM The period of waveform NUM is about NUM ms NUM NAME Yes NUM NUM NUM repetitions therefore NAME is at about NUM NAME Correct NUM NUM NUM repetitions therefore NAME is at about NUM NAME Correct NUM NUM CHAR The higher NAME the lower the corresponding vowel CHAR The lower NAME the higher the corresponding vowel NAME NUM indicates a low 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vocal tract which result from different sorts of articulation YouDll have to draw your own line between the classes of DvowelD and DconsonantD the division is not selfeviden CHAR and you should take care to think of the whole range sounds normally thought of as DconsonantsD before you think of assenting to or dissenting from the proposition wholeheartedly NAME NAME NUM NUM Elements of NAME NAME NAME NAME UP NAME NAME NUM The Physics of Speech NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM The Acoustics of NAME NAME Fundamentals NAME NAME NAME and Technology NAME Allyn NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Phonetics NAME MA ORG Press DThe more we discover about the phonetic detail of the worldDs languages the less plausible universal phonetic categories become phonetic variation is continuous and speech sounds do not fall into discrete NAME NAME This is a chance to become more familiar with the variety of sound systems in the languages of the world the first NUM sources in particular will help with this The main 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I forgot to mention last week that this will be held in the lab again The following week NUM NAME we will be back in the Lecture Block NUM Lab Classes The NAME NAME Laboratory Phonetics classes begin this Friday NUM November from pm and continue until the end of term These classes are not a compulsory part of the course and no formal evaluation is based on them so it is up to you whether you attend Here is a bit more information to help you decide The classes are an opportunity to learn practical techniques in speech analysis and in doing so to deepen your understanding of phonetics You will learn to use xwaves the software package that we use on the lab computers for acoustic analysis of speech This term we ll look at waveforms wide and narrow band spectrograms and spectra and you ll find out how to measure vowel formant frequencies and make other measurements of durational and spectral properties of speech sounds If you think you may be interested in taking the Experimental Phonetics 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you here NAME NAME and NAME NAME local organizers NAME NAME NAME Word Grammar as a constraintbased theory of language I shall introduce the NUM most general and controversial ideas of NAME NUM That language is a conceptual network NUM That information is exploited by means of CHAR spreading activation and CHAR multiple default inheritance NUM That sentence structure is based on rich wordword dependencies rather than on phrase structure I shall show how these ideas relate the goal of modelling human competence and performance but I shall also consider how they relate to some of the goals of NAME NAME NAME Getting a grip on combinators NAME NAME Categorial Grammar In the NAME Categorial Grammar NAME framework syntactic patterns arise as the result of the interaction of complex directionally specified categories with a small set of rules that merge these categories together While NAME provides a theory of grammar in which nearly all NAME variation is found in the lexicon it nonetheless is 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I have nt had a chance to get back to you before today Same here Thanks for the offer of the NAME for the day but actually I do nt know if I d trust myself after all with something that would cost that much money Well it does nt cost THAT much money but we ll have to scrap that idea anyway Just as I was faffing around telling you about expensive equipment I had an accident on the NAME Islands so the NAME is away with NAME at the moment btw what network are you on NAME Let s try to arrange a shoot or something in the next week or so I ve also got a first year friend NAME NAME who may want to come with us When are you free Not very free I ve got a wedding over the weekend in NAME so it really is the entire weekend My parents get in on the th onwards so it s going to have to be before then too I am HOPING to have a loaner NAME at some stage before the weekend NAME Hi NAME Life round here is crazy and since I have nt had a chance to get back to you before today Same here Thanks for the offer of the NAME for the day but actually I do nt know if I d trust myself after all with something that would cost that much money Well it does nt cost THAT much money but we ll have to scrap that idea anyway Just as I was faffing around telling you about expensive equipment I had an accident on the NAME Islands so the NAME is away with NAME at the moment btw what network are you on NAME Let s try to arrange a shoot or something in the next week or so I ve also got a first year friend NAME NAME who may want to come with us When are you free Not very free I ve got a wedding over the weekend in NAME so it really is the entire weekend My parents get in on the th onwards so it s going to have to be before then too I am HOPING to have a loaner NAME at some stage before the weekend NAME Re NAME NAME It ll have to be tomorrow afternoon then just give me a ring since I do nt have your number I ll probably be up to a stupid hour tonight so just ring if you want alternatively just ring me tomorrow NAME NAME It ll have to be tomorrow afternoon then just give me a ring since I do nt have your number I ll probably be up to a stupid hour tonight so just ring if you want alternatively just ring me tomorrow NAME NAME Hi NAME Sorry for the extended delay in replying please send all emails to this email address in future Glad you re happy with your new acquisition Sure a shoot would sound fun This is probably a bit late but I m actually off to the NAME Islands to shoot puffins tomorrow but I ll get back and I m sure we can plan something NAME the exams went well Mine were soso given the amount of work I d actually done could have been much worse Regarding the camera I m not sure I want to let my Dx out that s IF I get it back before then to start with it s at NAME and they were supposed to get it back to me for Friday but NAME being NAME I m still very miffed that I do nt have it for tomorrow I m quite alright if you want the NAME The only issue of course it cost particularly 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Sure a shoot would sound fun This is probably a bit late but I m actually off to the NAME Islands to shoot puffins tomorrow but I ll get back and I m sure we can plan something NAME the exams went well Mine were soso given the amount of work I d actually done could have been much worse Regarding the camera I m not sure I want to let my Dx out that s IF I get it back before then to start with it s at NAME and they were supposed to get it back to me for Friday but NAME being NAME I m still very miffed that I do nt have it for tomorrow I m quite alright if you want the NAME The only issue of course it cost particularly if something happens to it but I m fairly sure we can work out something sensible without getting stupid Regarding infrared I think you re alright Your frame counters fog the film rebate NAME they leave the actual film area untouched Yes NAME are sensitive to infrared radiation However depending on the camera model some have infrared masking filters to retain image purity 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if you have a phone but I m sure NUM would mind you borrowing theirs for NUM text message or I think you can send them from WEBSITE Maybe see you later need nt be long if you are busy NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Advice please Hi people NAME and I are writing to you because we d like to ask you for your advice and input about the matter of choosing new NAME We ve sent this to our new and wonderful NAME NAME Leaders as well as some of the rd years whose advice and confidentiality we trust We d really be grateful if you could get back to us with your thoughts and suggestions for new NAME NAME and I obviously have some ideas and we re praying about our decision but we d like to find out what you guys think If you could be telling us what people are like who are in your Bible Studies what they tend to say if anything what they re like outside CU in the Bar whatever Especially those of you who live in if you could let us know who is respected by Christians and 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joke To my favourite boys in the whole wide world how s things Hope you re all working hard I am Have written NUM words of my diss in the last NUM days and intend to do more this afternoon No NAME I m not a gimp NAME hope you re feeling ok Has the snow totally melted How many NAME NAME episodes have you watched in total since being home NAME like the hair cut Hope you re not too lonely without NAME to pester NAME hello stranger Hope you re not working TOO hard although I m not one to speak at the moment Enjoy footy this afternoon NAME how s the accident and emergency thing coming on Oh and that joke was rather lame ho ho ho SMILEY See you all soon NAME NAME NAME wrote Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this T was forwarded to me CHAR How many ears has Captain NAME got CHAR A left ear a right ear and a final frontier ho ho ho Re A joke That s undoubtedly the best joke I ve ever heard Well done NAME NAME Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this T was forwarded to me CHAR How many ears has Captain NAME got CHAR A left ear a right ear and a final frontier ho ho ho All Saints NAME NAME I ve found the webpage it might be more use than I am WEBSITE I could nt remember it before NAME all set NAME Glad you approve of your NAME schedule of events at least through the evening of the th Look for me at the gate right off the plane Thursday night See you then travelin man NAME NAME Glad you approve of your NAME schedule of events at least through the evening of the th Look for me at the gate right off the plane Thursday night See you then travelin man NAME All the best for the rest of term Hi NAME Many thanks for your updates Just a quick message to say that I hope you are feeling better and that all goes well for you for the rest of term including your cooking I was very glad to hear that you ve found Chapel encouraging I expect you ll have some Christmas things happening before you come home so I hope you enjoy everything And have a great time in NAME with your family I ll look forward to seeing you soon NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL Re almost there NAME hard questions The first part of the first question is a really tricky one to answer but in the past I ve always had to go back to the whole free choice thing When NAME made the world and populated it with plants and animals it was perfect and without sin because the creation has no ability to choose between right and wrong in fact to choose anything but NAME the Creator But with humans NAME decided to try something different he breathed his life into us giving us a conscience a soul the ability to choose between right and wrong and ultimately to choose to love NAME or choose not to love NAME He created us to love him but love means nothing if it s not freely given Of course NAME took the risk that we would choose not to love and obey him that s allowed This is actually a really good question for getting onto the whole NUM ways to live picturestory The whole sinjudgementsending Jesusour redemption thing follows quite naturally from this point I think it s also useful to explain that sin in NAME s eyes is not always what the world perceives as sin murder adultery etc but is actually to do with making ourselves the boss of our lives instead of letting NAME be master Sin is choosing NAME And NAME allows us to do that he s made us that way given us the choice but if we choose NAME on Earth we are also choosing NAME for eternity and that s what Hell is eternal seperation from NAME But NAME loves us and wants us to live in eternity with Him and because he knows that we ll never be able to attain the goodness giving NAME the crown that his perfect judgement requires he s sent NAME to bridge the gap etc etc Sorry about the waffle I realise you know all that I just found it really useful to write it all down The next bit of the question is even harder The question in my mind really is why we choose to sin Why do we choose not to follow NAME s perfect way the maker s instructions Why are we rebellious Why did NAME take the apple Because she was tempted by the Devil she wanted to be like NAME that s what the serpent tells her will happen if she eats from the Tree of Knowledge if I remember rightly We sin then because we want to be like NAME ie to be in control to be masters of our lives to dominate over the creation That s also why the angel NAME gets kicked out of heaven because he sets himself up to be equal with NAME I think that s the only way I can answer that question Why do we do the things that we do Why do we give into temptation Why do we choose the wide road instead of the straight and narrow path because it s easy Why did NAME make us in His image I guess it s all He knew the only way our love could be valuable to Him We do have the ability to choose whether or not to sin NAME was fully human He was just the only human ever to know absolutely who was Master The only one to rely on and obey NAME completely and to resist temptation We can choose not to sin but NAME knows we never will that s why he sent NAME Second question NAME what s the NAME question behind this one It usually springs from something deeper The way CHAR think about this one is that we will care about our loved NUM but our loved NUM will then be everyone We ll no longer care because we ll all be together loving each other and praising NAME The NAME does nt say very much about heaven at all I think that s because it s so far beyond our comprehension it would be impossible to explain One of my favourite descriptions is that we ll be in glory in NAME s presence in perfect joy singing and dancing with the angels surrounded by love I do nt think specific people will be any more important than anybody else we ve all received the same gift of grace as a passport there The question is a difficult one to answer because it uses Earthly reference points for something which is eternal In NAME s eyes we re all in the family of NAME all equal heirs to the Kingdom NAME said Leave your mother and father and follow me or something to that effect NAME I m so glad you re having these conversations with the ladies It s fantastic that you re able to talk about this stuff and they re asking you questions what a great place to start I d suggest that you always be thinking about what they re really asking do you know what I mean And also while we re here did you hear that NAME NAME s become a Christian It s really great he finally decided that all the things that were in the way before were no longer important and he might as well just choose to follow NAME I m so glad everyone s been praying for him and we ve had a few conversations in which I could tell he was close He seems really happy and relaxed too NAME I really must make a move now I hope my waffle was in some way helpful sometimes it s useful just to have someone kickstart your brain I find NAME bless NAME love NAME NAME In regards to your flat maybe you ought to talk to NAME Ooops NAME NAME 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th November to celebrate my st birthday Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion Cost will be between pound NUM and pound NUM each depending on numbers probably nearer pound NUM Thanks to those who I ve already told about this and have said that they can come I realise you will not all be able to although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it Could you let me know by email telephone or face to face communication as soon as is convenient whether you NUM Would like to come NUM Will be able to come NUM Might be able to come NUM Wo nt be able to come Thanks very much for considering this I know it is quite expensive but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my st Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing NAME another volcano Hi NAME Sorry to be bothering you with all this in the midst of exams NUM things I was successful and got pretty good seats for the CHAR s game rd deck nd row 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down here at NAME but I do nt think they re appropriate Anyhows see you sat if not before I CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress From NUM NUM NUM NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from pound NUM to pound NUM per bottle and I am still a student We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight After the meal we can talk or do things that NAME will suggest or most probably both or anything else anyone comes up with If anyone does nt understand anything then please ask me Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon NAME The new NAME NUM smart spam protection and NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Good idea I m working on it CHAR I had an idea Why do nt you NUM musical geniuses make up a song about NAME and him being NUM NUM and set it to a popular boyzone tune and sing it to NAME after dinner On NAME NUM NUM NAME wrote NUM in NUM cars CHAR Dear all Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking The cost will be pound NUM per person Please make cheques payable to NAME NAME and present them to me on Saturday There are NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows if any of this is wrong I m sorry NAME NAME and NAME are going to take people there in their cars I think I am right in saying that NAME and NAME are getting a taxi so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean NUM people per car which is perfectly manageable People leaving from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s cars People leaving from College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s car NAME NAME and anyone else taxi We aim to arrive at NAME Castle for pm so will probably leave NAME at about NUM NAME Dress code is black tie if you are male and if you are female then please wear a nice dress From NUM NUM NUM NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from pound NUM to pound NUM per bottle and I am still a student We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight After the meal we can talk or do things that NAME will suggest or most probably both or anything else anyone comes up with If anyone does nt understand anything then please ask me Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon NAME NAME day Hi everyone NAME the exams are going OK After the exams you might want to relax by doing some art If so then come to the NAME art day on Saturday th June from NUM in NAME NAME NAME NAME s College We have been offered the chance to display work in the NAME dining hall which would be a really good way of expressing our faith to those around us We ll also have a chance to do more poetry reading and can display the poems as well get those calligraphy pens out If you need any more information please give me a shout by email or phone NUM NUM Feel free to bring some friends Look forward to seeing you then Take care NAME Re authority of scriptures Dear NAME Thanks for the email I can suggest a couple of books On the unity of OT and NAME you could read NUM Testaments NUM Bible by NAME CHAR NAME NAME revised NUM and on the more abstract issues there are some good essays in NAME Authority Canon edited by NAME NAME and DA NAME NAME Both are on the heavyish end of the spectrum but at least then you ll feel that you have got to grip with some of the issues Best wishes NAME NAME Re authority of scriptures Dear NAME Thanks for the email I can suggest a couple of books On the unity of OT and NAME you could read NUM Testaments NUM Bible by NAME CHAR NAME NAME revised NUM and on the more abstract issues there are some good essays in NAME Authority Canon edited by NAME NAME and DA NAME NAME Both are on the heavyish end of the spectrum but at least then you ll feel that you have got to grip with some of the issues Best wishes NAME NAME Re Back once more into the breach Hi NAME NAME to hear from you Your folks called us yesterday to catch up so you and your family were on my mind today Hard to believe this is your last year already And how was your time in the Lake District Interesting that you ve chosen field hockey over fencing NAME decided to go for drama club rather than fencing this year and feels good about his choice NAME s continuing to recover but it will be next summer before he has new teeth and many months before his fingers and flexibility will be back to normal if ever We continue to give thanks that it was nt worse though The boys are enjoying their classes this year although NAME keeps lamenting over the amount of homework he has My mum was here for NUM days and the leaves are bright orange and gold but I m afraid the cold and snow of winter are not far away We will continue to pray for you in your studies and also for guidance as to your longterm plans Just remember that renaissance men were very good at many things that means that the world s your oyster It also means it will be hard to choose between your many interests and talents I still remember the advice the president of my university shared Find your passion and figure out a way to make it your career I like that Anyway I hope your first term goes well We ll look forward to those email updates Bye for now NAME NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hello all I am back in the crazy world of NAME NAME s college after a busy and thoroughly enjoyable summer The main focus of this term will be upon my dissertation which follow on from the research I was doing in NAME this summer It is funny being back in college with load of new first years running around People who do nt know how to email or use the darkroom or how to go to bed on time Oh how old am I Yesterday was a glorious day with a beautiful blue sky scattered here and there with the occasional cloud so as not to make it overwhelmingly monotonous Today is cold and rainy I have taken up playing field hockey and am quite enjoying that My friend NAME says that I am rather violent though NAME violent Never Still it should be fun to keep at I turned down a place on the University fencing team to play college hockey so I really hope that I get in NUM suppose if I do nt I can just spend more time looking at rocks down a microscope This final year at college is looking like it will be busy yet rewarding At this time I would appreciate your prayers for my future though as I am at a loss for what to do I have concidered so many things and am not sure what I will do I hope you are well Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Back once more into the breach Hi NAME NAME to hear from you and know that all is going well Everything is fine here and changing NAME is moving out at the end of October into his own apartment which is much closer to his work He is looking forward to it and so we are happy for him but it will be different around here without him We are all missing NAME too who has been in NAME NAME since the beginning of Sept He has nt been home yet and wo nt be until Christmas so it is a long time before we will see him NAME seems to be enjoying his life down there though so that is great He has started a rock climbing club and is also involved in other activities His courses have been easy at the beginning but are picking up now I think NAME is fine and thinks that he may be the spoiled only child when NAME leaves until NAME comes back NAME and I are both busy with work curling church activities and socializing life is good My Mom continues to have her ups and downs but is nt too bad right now NAME NAME is adjusting to university well and seems to really like the music department there NAME and NAME are fine and NAME s parents are doing as well as expected not great but okay Well I should go and do some work around the house today We hope that all of your family is doing well We so enjoyed our time in NAME with you all By the way NAME got his friend NAME and cousin NAME to go hiking and camping with him on our Thanksgiving weekend for NUM nights at a park down in NAME NAME and then they all went to NAME s sister NAME s for dinner and the night NAME and NAME thought that NAME worked them too hard They obviously have nt camped with us in NAME Take care NAME and good luck with school and all of your activities this term Love NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi everyone I m emailing you because CHAR you ve expressed an interest in being involved in the Ministry NAME for NAME NAME CHAR you ve been involved before or CHAR we just wondered if you d be interested in getting involved so hello If you have nt heard already NAME NAME is happening on Monday th June at pm in the NAME NAME NAME s College We re still on the look out for people to get involved in the NAME NAME on the night So if you know of anyone else who might be worth contacting please let me know If you d like to be involved in the Ministry Prayer team we d like to invite you to a training evening on Weds th June at pm in the NAME Room in NAME There will be someone to meet you at reception if you do nt know NAME This will be a great chance to meet each other and exchange thoughts and experience It should nt be a long meeting hopefully about an hour and you ll get another chance to meet together as a team before the event on Monday Please let me know if you re interested and would like to get involved but also please let me know if you d rather not so that I do nt contact you again on this Re NAME Howdy partner The ball was great fun I got to bed about NUM NUM ish NAME I made it to church for NUM NUM and managed to play not too many wrong notes on the cello How goes revision Are you around sometime today to chat online Let me know I m off to sleep for a couple hours now methinks NAME Re NAME NUM NAME NAME is recovering although he does nt have much energy He s not coming back til finals do keep praying for him if you get the chance NAME NAME How s NAME I ve been praying for him I hope he gets better soon All well with you NAME REVISION IS BORING BORING BORING NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME being used by NAME Fwd NAME NAME August NUM NUM Elevator Practice by NAME NAME If any one gives a cup of cold water to one of these little one s because he is my disciple I tell you the truth he will certainly not lose his reward NAME NUM NUM Cups of cold water Have you handed any out lately Has anyone handed a cup of cold water to you lately NAME delights more in the little spontaneous acts of discipleship than in all our high complicated theological prognostications As long as you believe living in service to NAME involves only vast global majestic efforts you will fail to grasp the ways each day we have to give cups of cold water A cup of cold water is more than just NAME in a NAME cup A cup of cold water can be a word of encouragement a prayer a touch on the shoulder a simple I m sorry a comment like You look wonderful today or I m glad you re here It can be buying someone lunch letting someone else have a parking place a flower or note to a friend These are not small things in the impact they can have on someone s day CHAR NAME OF COLD WATER IS WHATEVER YOU CAN DO That s right folks we re all different We have different personalities Some do certain things better than others NAME has equipped us all with ways to give cups of cold water Maybe you can write notes make phone calls or give heartfelt compliments Maybe you can drive someone to church or the hospital Maybe you can help in the teacher s workroom at church There are a million ways to serve many of which are easily within your talents and NAME given capabilities to perform Here s how it works A few days ago I went to visit someone in the hospital recuperating from major surgery After making the visit I stood NUM minutes waiting for the world s slowest elevator The hospital was undergoing remodeling and tempers were short among both visitors and staff When the door finally opened I faced about a dozen people all tired all serious looking and all having waited NUM minutes just like I did I did nt think I d fit in but as the door began to shut several said come on we ll make room I jumped in just as the door closed and several people gasped are you okay The door almost closed on you I told them I was fine my only fear was my big stomach would jam the door and put us over the weight limit Several tired NAME rippled through our temporary little elevator community on the way down I stood jammed at the front with a steel elevator door about NUM half inch from my face Now here s the deal I ll be honest with you I am a funny guy I ca nt help it or fix it I do nt try to be funny I just am I was funny as a kid It got me in trouble then and it often keeps me in trouble now NAME wired me for humor NUM not NUM I remember NUM of all the jokes I hear and they pop out automatically My mind packs in weird thoughts that come out in humorous ways at odd moments As a few NAME echoed in the car I said my grandfather made me stand next to him for hours facing the living room wall pause pause He called it elevator practice That s a joke by NAME NAME Elevated laughter no pun intended I had a rough childhood pause pause I was toilettrained at gunpoint Louder laughter NAME NAME My folks would play a little joke on me pause pause I d come home from school and found out they moved NAME General laughter But the worst part they d send me out on NAME pause pause AS IS NAME The elevator doors opened and I shot down the hall with laughter roaring behind me That s almost as good as life gets to me My wife says I do nt need friends or family just an audience Now here s the point I gave a cup of cold water using the gifts and personality warp NAME gave me I did it to help somebody and the best part of it is it was fun for me If NAME ever advertises for a court jester I m applying for the job If NAME can use someone like me do nt you know deep down he can surely surely use you to give a cup of cold water The answer is YES and do nt call me NAME So join me in finding your own special of way of telling people For all you do this HO is for you Being Used by NAME by NAME NAME He has made major mistakes in his life Some of those mistakes have produced serious pain and sorrow in those who love him At NUM point he did not know if his life was worth living He was on the verge of destruction He surrendered his life to NAME Now he has purpose and direction He has experienced NAME s grace and is actively sharing a message of hope He is being used by NAME She has taught elementary school for over NUM years When she gets home she sometimes forgets to stop using her teacher voice when she speaks to her husband and her own children There are times she wonders if she is making a difference NUM day a little boy came up to her desk after school and told her his mother was very sick She put down her pen and papers and held him in her arms She is being used by NAME He works for a major corporation Most days he feels fairly insignificant and unappreciated NUM day he noticed a coworker seemed lowspirited so he invited him to lunch He listened to the story of a broken home a broken heart and shattered dreams He offered a few words of comfort but mostly he listened He is being used by NAME She is young and inexperienced in the ways of ministry but she loves the NAME She wants to make a difference She spent the summer in a strange town living with a strange family meeting new people making new friends teaching NAME s Word and demonstrating the Godly life She made a difference She is being used by NAME He is getting older His health is failing He cannot do all that he once did He welcomes visitors He gives a friendly smile He encourages He prays He uses his gifts for the NAME He wants to do more He is being used by NAME She does nt drive at night and there are some days when her arthritis makes it difficult to move But she prays for her family her friends and for her church She often sends cards of encouragement and notes that are timely and sweet She is being used by NAME He is not old enough to drive He is not yet into dating He s a teenager and trying to find his way with the NAME There are times when he is confused and frustrated with life He traveled to a foreign country to help those who needed his help He is being used by NAME He is a young man with lots of potential He is searching to find his place in the world There are times when he struggles with the difference between what could be and what is He tries to keep his hopes alive During the summer he has invested himself in the lives of young children They look up to him They admire him He has changed them by his presence in their lives He is being used by NAME NAME may never call us to preach to the masses He may never lead us to a foreign mission field But He will work in us and through us to minister to those in need He will if we will allow ourselves to be used by NAME I tell you the truth anyone who gives a cup of cold water in my name because you belong to NAME will certainly not lose his reward NAME NUM NUM NAME Let Him use you HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE It s FREE To subscribe send a blank email to EMAIL my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do You NAME NAME Finance Get realtime stock quotes WEBSITE being used by NAME Fwd NAME NAME August NUM NUM Elevator Practice by NAME NAME If any one gives a cup of cold water to one of these little one s because he is my disciple I tell you the truth he will certainly not lose his reward NAME NUM NUM Cups of cold water Have you handed any out lately Has anyone handed a cup of cold water to you lately NAME delights more in the little spontaneous acts of discipleship than in all our high complicated theological prognostications As long as you believe living in service to NAME involves only vast global majestic efforts you will fail to grasp the ways each day we have to give cups of cold water A cup of cold water is more than just NAME in a NAME cup A cup of cold water can be a word of encouragement a prayer a touch on the shoulder a simple I m sorry a comment like You look wonderful today or I m glad you re here It can be buying someone lunch letting someone else have a parking place a flower or note to a friend These are not small things in the impact they can have on someone s day CHAR NAME OF COLD WATER IS WHATEVER YOU CAN DO That s right folks we re all different We have different personalities Some do certain things better than others NAME has equipped us all with ways to give cups of cold water Maybe you can write notes make phone calls or give heartfelt compliments Maybe you can drive someone to church or the hospital Maybe you can help in the teacher s workroom at church There are a million ways to serve many of which are easily within your talents and NAME given capabilities to perform Here s how it works A few days ago I went to visit someone in the hospital recuperating from major surgery After making the visit I stood NUM minutes waiting for the world s slowest elevator The hospital was undergoing remodeling and tempers were short among both visitors and staff When the door finally opened I faced about a dozen people all tired all serious looking and all having waited NUM minutes just like I did I did nt think I d fit in but as the door began to shut several said come on we ll make room I jumped in just as the door closed and several people gasped are you okay The door almost closed on you I told them I was fine my only fear was my big stomach would jam the door and put us over the weight limit Several tired NAME rippled through our temporary little elevator community on the way down I stood jammed at the front with a steel elevator door about NUM half inch from my face Now here s the deal I ll be honest with you I am a funny guy I ca nt help it or fix it I do nt try to be funny I just am I was funny as a kid It got me in trouble then and it often keeps me in trouble now NAME wired me for humor NUM not NUM I remember NUM of all the jokes I hear and they pop out automatically My mind packs in weird thoughts that come out in humorous ways at odd moments As a few NAME echoed in the car I said my grandfather made me stand next to him for hours facing the living room wall pause pause He called it elevator practice That s a joke by NAME NAME Elevated laughter no pun intended I had a rough childhood pause pause I was toilettrained at gunpoint Louder laughter NAME NAME My folks would play a little joke on me pause pause I d come home from school and found out they moved NAME General laughter But the worst part they d send me out on NAME pause pause AS IS NAME The elevator doors opened and I shot down the hall with laughter roaring behind me That s almost as good as life gets to me My wife says I do nt need friends or family just an audience Now here s the point I gave a cup of cold water using the gifts and personality warp NAME gave me I did it to help somebody and the best part of it is it was fun for me If NAME ever advertises for a court jester I m applying for the job If NAME can use someone like me do nt you know deep down he can surely surely use you to give a cup of cold water The answer is YES and do nt call me NAME So join me in finding your own special of way of telling people For all you do this HO is for you Being Used by NAME by NAME NAME He has made major mistakes in his life Some of those mistakes have produced serious pain and sorrow in those who love him At NUM point he did not know if his life was worth living He was on the verge of destruction He surrendered his life to NAME Now he has purpose and direction He has experienced NAME s grace and is actively sharing a message of hope He is being used by NAME She has taught elementary school for over NUM years When she gets home she sometimes forgets to stop using her teacher voice when she speaks to her husband and her own children There are times she wonders if she is making a difference NUM day a little boy came up to her desk after school and told her his mother was very sick She put down her pen and papers and held him in her arms She is being used by NAME He works for a major corporation Most days he feels fairly insignificant and unappreciated NUM day he noticed a coworker seemed lowspirited so he invited him to lunch He listened to the story of a broken home a broken heart and shattered dreams He offered a few words of comfort but mostly he listened He is being used by NAME She is young and inexperienced in the ways of ministry but she loves the NAME She wants to make a difference She spent the summer in a strange town living with a strange family meeting new people making new friends teaching NAME s Word and demonstrating the Godly life She made a difference She is being used by NAME He is getting older His health is failing He cannot do all that he once did He welcomes visitors He gives a friendly smile He encourages He prays He uses his gifts for the NAME He wants to do more He is being used by NAME She does nt drive at night and there are some days when her arthritis makes it difficult to move But she prays for her family her friends and for her church She often sends cards of encouragement and notes that are timely and sweet She is being used by NAME He is not old enough to drive He is not yet into dating He s a teenager and trying to find his way with the NAME There are times when he is confused and frustrated with life He traveled to a foreign country to help those who needed his help He is being used by NAME He is a young man with lots of potential He is searching to find his place in the world There are times when he struggles with the difference between what could be and what is He tries to keep his hopes alive During the summer he has invested himself in the lives of young children They look up to him They admire him He has changed them by his presence in their lives He is being used by NAME NAME may never call us to preach to the masses He may never lead us to a foreign mission field But He will work in us and through us to minister to those in need He will if we will allow ourselves to be used by NAME I tell you the truth anyone who gives a cup of cold water in my name because you belong to NAME will certainly not lose his reward NAME NUM NUM NAME Let Him use you HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE It s FREE To subscribe send a blank email to EMAIL my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do You NAME NAME Finance Get realtime stock quotes WEBSITE be like the scouts be prepared Okay I just wanted to clarify what I was saying last night because I think it is a really important issue and probably paramount to all of us I was going to say that I do nt want to start up the whole messy discussion again but I actually think that it s very important to discuss it all Even if it means going over the same ground again My ideas about relationships are I think fairly clear cut in theory As I said last night I would nt go into a relationship unless it was going to be a serious commitment someone who I could see myself marrying But I do think that to get to know another person in a way that may very well lead to marriage is important and that going out is a good way to do that I think friendship is a completely different kettle of fish where does that expression come from to anything else ie seeing someone in light of being a marriagable item People who are good friends can be terrible lovers could nt think of another word you know what I mean and so I think that going out HOW I hate that term in a serious NAME learning about each other and NAME kind of a relationship can be the right way to go NAME how far to go I honestly do nt know In theory I d go with thw whole kissing and holding hands and nothing else brigade but I do feel a complete hypocrite saying that given that my past purity record is not particularly fantastic I think that to engage emotionally is to engage physically and that the stuff I mentioned above is a legitimate expression of the emotional commitment you do have when you are going out with someone as long as it is nt used as a pathway to other things as long as there are clear cut boundaries between you and this does sound very cheesy and I m not really sure what I mean by it as long as it happens in the context of a Godly relationship As I said all these are great in theory Practice is much harder especially as society demands of us that we pull every weekend until we find Mr Miss Perfect CHAR yes like that s going to happen I think what I find difficult is that so much of my identity relies on who and what other people think I am To trust that CHAR NAME loves you whatever you look like or however horrible you are and CHAR NAME has a plan for you and that this may NOT involve marriage is the thing I find most difficult of all I would like to be going out with someone but because I would actually like to be going out with ANYone I m pretty sure that NAME is nt going to put me in a relationship just yet Firstly I need to learn to trust him and rely on him for selfworth rather than other people Secondly I need to learn to appreciate my friends Thirdly I need to get out more no I m kidding on the thirdly When it s right I will be in a relationship But please do nt think I ve gone all pious and holy for once in my very levitylived life This is all how the sensible theoretical practicing for motherhood part of my brain works the little part of my brain that so often gets overrided by the irrational practical societyminded NAME that I struggle so hard to control even here among friends even now at an age where I should be getting sensible even in NAME where the support network is so good but I still feel lonely and there does nt seem to be any room to make mistakes even as a rep when my behaviour suddenly got worse so good in theory so bad in practice me that is I hope I have nt freaked anyone out too much or said too much hmmmm This is nt an attack on NAME s opinions but a clarification of my own I was thinking that maybe we could start an email prayer list just among a few friends of us I know that I do nt pray enough and I know that I do nt pray for my friends enough and NAME it would be good to do that Just call me Sister NAME the Pious anyway I would feel selfishly better if people I know and love were praying for me Let me know what you think not just about the prayer stuff but about all this email NAME apologies for clogging up your inboxes and for any spelling mistakes And yes this has taken the place of a morning s revision Also everyone should read NAME s friend s book The Relationships Revolution because it makes a lot of sense A LOT of sense Love NAME xx NAME If you could maybe not reveal the contents of this to anyone that would be good for my peace of mind Thank you kindly Re NAME s music Hey NAME sounds fantastic I m glad everything s going well with you I agree NAME is good unfortunately ca nt tell you my story but is true I ca nt wait to see what happens next as well Are you going to be living at home then urgh freshers arriving tomorrow and term starting lots to do will write more soon NAME x NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I ve got funding for my Masters in NAME NAME Management at NAME University NAME is very good to me I phoned them up saying do you have any funding to cover course fees yesterday they called back to say that yes they could give me half the fees and today I got a call saying they would give me all the fees should I want them NAME is very very good to me I was really worried about next year and so this is a relief off my mind I can really look forward to it now with the obvoius disadvanges of being far from NAME Still all in all I think that this is the best NAME has blessed me so much thus far I ca nt wait to see what is going to happen next NAME old NAME Hope you are well NAME Re NAME s music Hey NAME Loved your trip email ca nt remember if CHAR told you NAME in terms of NAME s cd would be fine but need to find some blank cds first but will try and keep it in mind not urgent is it SMILEY I am well Got back Monday Enjoying catching up with the few people that are around and enjoying the peace and quiet here I love NAME as a city and it has been wonderful moving back into my room and the flat NAME and CHAR are getting on pretty well but I think I ve been a bit quieter than he expected We had a hilarious time on NAME evening when NAME NAME came to dinner NAME got increasingly hyper as the evening went on think it was the icecream adn maple sauce that did it but do nt say anything to him The NUM of them make me laugh so much Otherwise has been quiet slow week NAME I m not up to speed yet NAME NAME has died leaving us in a huge fix NAME we ve lost all the financial records etc Anyway hope everything gets sorted out with you next year I have no ideas I m afraid SMILEY NAME NAME s off to NAME on th be good to see him Good visit with NAME Speak soon NAME ra NAME NAME x NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was just wondering if you were absolutely bored and if you would nt mind burning me copy of NAME s music NAME I still do nt have anything firm lined up for next year and it is quite frustrating but I am trying to trusty that NAME does have something arranged for me Perhaps I will find out today Any ideas Are you looking forward to haeding back to college I know NAME is dying to get back I m off to see her tomorrow which will be very good I hope you are well NAME Best wishes Dear NAME Just a brief note you do nt have to reply to it if youre busy I just wanted to say that I really hope today s all earth exam went well and to let you know that I was praying for you this morning and will continue to do so Much love NAME xxx ps Did you get a birthday card from me I sent one to your college address but if I ought to send things to your house instead please let me know the address for that NAME NAME Hi NAME Hope you feel better get more sleep ok NAME NAME went well tonight well I think it did anyway There were only NUM of us but that was quite nice for a change What do you think of having weekly NAME Study emails to remind people of the prayer points Obviously it would depend on whether people want to do this although it would just be for our group only so people would already know about the stuff to pray for What do you think Shall I email the group to ask them what they think Just an idea Anyway take care of yourself Love NAME bible study group NAME NAME hope you get along okay Let me know if you re happy not happy SMILEY Love NAME amp NAME bible study leaders Hey everyone I hope you ve all had fab NAME I am so looking forward to getting back next week I d like to say here comes that time again but this is the first time I ve done this Apart from all the normal getting back into the uni routine stuff you guys are going to have more to think about NAME and I have been pondering long and hard and praying of course over the choice of the new bible study leaders hereafter referred to as NAME s and we have come up with you lot SMILEY We have NUM groups in mind which I m going to send out to you all separately so that you have a chance to respond individually There may seem like a lot of you about NUM to a group but it means there s space for people who do nt want to do it or who have other committments We spoke to last year s NAME s which helped us make our minds up I hope that you ll all feel that this is something you d like to do and that you ll be able to commit to it The main part of the job involves obviously running a bible study We d like to see NUM out of NUM of the groups meeting after CU on Monday because that way you lose less evenings but it would be good if NUM group could meet another night to allow some flexibility There are lots of aspects to this part of the job such as personal study and quiet time listening drawing thoughts and opinions out of others etc but we d like to meet with you all together as a group at the beginning of term and chat about what we all think this means because obviously NAME and I do nt really know anything more than you NAME runs bible study training on NAME lunchtimes and we ll talk a little bit more about that later on As part of this job we d like to see you all continue to be involved in CU It s really important for CU to maintain a strong nd and rd year presence we really need to meet all together and share fellowship together We re also keen on building up some strong links between the years especially between the first and second years so please try and make an effort to talk to the Freshers and get to know your group So if this is something which you can see yourself being an enthusiastic part of please let me know we only want those of you who are really keen SMILEY What do I do now you ask Well first please pray about this and get back to me asap if you re up for it or otherwise let me know if this is nt something you feel you should be doing Even if you have nt decided yet let me know because this will help me work out if anyone has nt got this email Then keep praying but do some thinking too we ll try and meet sometime in NAME week possibly monday tuesday outside registration times As soon as I figure out what s going on myself I ll let you know a time and date Be really good to see you all Apart from this I m sure NAME and I will see almost all of you next weekend so if you want to chat about anything we can do that Finally I hope we d really like to see you all on Wednesday at the CU Guide to Churches because it would be great to have a bit of a second year presence Also if anyone wants to represent their church and tell us how wonderful it is please let me know otherwise we ll be coming round hassling people at the weekend I think that is pretty much it Have a safe journey up to NAME and we ll see you next week NAME NAME love NAME and NAME NAME If you think we ve missed anyone vital please let me know We re quite flexible NAME If you think someone you know on the list above wo nt se this email please forward it to them on another address call them or just tell me NAME NAME Leaders Meeting Hi people hope you re all well We d like to meet meet up with you all soon and talk about how the NAME Studies are going and what NAME and NAME are thinking about for the future It would be a good time to officially 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from NAME NAME in NAME today he says he did nt get my last email and that I ll have to think of something else to do for my dissertation project I felt sad when I first got the email as it seemed really harsh that it had fallen through just because he did nt get my message with all the information in it But I ve been praying that NAME would show me the right project to do and I guess it just was nt that one I d really appreciate it if you could pray that I would not worry too much about this and that NAME would provide me with something else to do in NAME Of course staying in NAME means that I ll be with my family and friends over the summer which has NAME to be a good thing Thank you for your email it s really good to hear what you re up to I ll have to go to bed now because I m yaaaawning away but keep in touch Lots of love NAME xxx Birthdays Dear NAME I am writing mainly to wich you a happy birthday although I do nt remember exactly when it is I know its around this time somwewhere I hope you are well and this term is not too stressful for you Any luck with the phD stuff yet I have a job at long last I got onto the temp register at NAME County Council and am working in the Pensions dept at the moment The work is not eactly thrilling mainly processing forms etc but the people are really nice and its a good laugh ironically enough all of the young people in County NAME seem to work in Pensions Hows it going with NAME I hope well I have not really had all that much contact with NAME lately but it sound as if he is really enjoying his new job and is very busy which is good I will be praying for you all over this exam time Love NAME xxx Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Re black and pink photographs Hi NAME Well brains have been picked and no clear answer Keep well NAME If you want to see the photos I m sure NAME would nt mind showing you My friend raised something that was fairly obvious which I had nt considered at all because I do nt think its an issue here When you run chromogenic NAME films through colour print machines in high street labs NAME TCN the result can be everything from sepia to pink I got the impression this was a darkroom effort however As to other factors he has nt a clue He seems to recall that NUM years ago or so ago he might have obtained some pink results from heavily exhausted chemicals But that s as he can guess It might conceivably help if I saw them yes There s a photo course I m conducting for the NAME NAME photographic society starting nd June pm NAME Room in NAME That might be a good time to let me have a look NAME Essence of NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE Re black and pink photographs Hi NAME NAME One of the girls who uses the darkroom at NAME s produced some NAME photos with a pink cast on them I think it is something to do with the chemicals as it was of uneven density Water maybe What do you think I m afraid you ve got me here Without seeing the actual prints I m ca nt be NUM sure but even if I did I m 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time and just being tired I just stayed at home and watched telly with my mum and dad NAME came to stay last week just for Wednesday night it was cool to catch up a bit It s still a bit weird to think of life continuing in NAME without me But I am getting used to it and it s cool to keep in touch and come up to visit Bet it s a great feeling to have your dissertation out of the way Hope you were pleased with it in the end I ll make sure to bring my NAME photos again next time I come SMILEY Anyway I guess I d better go and do some reading and stuff take care of yourself keep in touch NAME bless loads of love CHAR hugs NAME xx Work like you do nt need money EMAIL love like you ve never been hurt my NAME website and dance like NUM s watching WEBSITE love your enemy it ll ruin his reputation NAME tutu Book Hi NAME Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job Today I ve been to NAME to pick up my keys for the flat Could you email me the first NUM pages of 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I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it Hope you are all happy with yours thanks NAME for your email that was very nice of you If you re not then you should have proofread it Hope you are all well and I look forward to seeing you on saturday I m bringing my book so you can all sign it if you do nt mind so think up something fitting to write NAME ps remember your heavy duty garden spade I ve actually signed you all up for a hard labour camp at my profit Re books and money what exactly do we owe CHAR CHAR From NAME To EMAIL Subject books and money Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME NAME NAME amp NAME Just to ask you all to please bring your chequebooks on the holiday as I really need to reverse the loss I made on the flat books I know you probably all have paid NAME pound NUM or so but you still all owe me some money I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it Hope you are all happy with yours thanks NAME for your email that 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afternoon between washing clothes I found the electricity shop after much wandering It s on the main high street just down from NAME NAME If all the helpful people in NAME had told me that in the first place I would have had no problems finding it I have room NUM in the flat NAME s room which in NAME CHAR is the best view of the lot which overlooks the playground I m now pretty much moved in with all the flat additional like microwave pans cutlery etc Now it s a case of moving my own stuff in once I m back from NAME Must go need sleep before NUM little children NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your email It sounds as if your time has been hectic as usual Sometimes I wonder how you cope with so much on I m now back here in NAME breathing in the relatively pollen free air which gives my allergies much relief Come the th of August I was suffering in NAME as some big nasty plant decided that it might just be time to think about procreation Stupid plants I ve had quite a summer with not a lot of rest or time spent with NAME It has been so much fun but it was great to get back here and crash out not having to perform for anyone I also have had my quiet times again which is a step in the right direction I met up with NAME NAME in NAME a day or so ago which was really nice We went out to an Indonesian restaurant and I had this chicken dish which was covered in a coconut sauce It was a really good evening and we talked about quite a few things She s a really Godly girl and I do like her but at this time am sensing that it would not be right to take the relationship any further Whether this is because she ai nt the right one or that I m not ready for a serious relationship I m not sure To be honest it probably is a combination of the NUM I got my haircut today and it really did need it It had been growing constantly for over NUM months and a now resembled a cross between a bush and some kind of fierce and injured species of bear It really was something My time in NAME was so excellent We revisited many of the old places which we used to frequent The lake was warm and still and we saw quite a bit of wild life By the end of my time there however I was ready to come home actually ready to return to college Have been thinking a bit about what to do next year and have not come up with anything definite yet I ve been thinking about perhaps teaching junior school and that will involve taking a NAME course However it does nt sound too bad as apparently the government is paying people to take these I think that if I did to this I would probably stay in NAME as I m quite settled there and have quite a few friends your fine self included of course None of the other options are very appealing at this moment I could go on to do some further study like a PhD and a master s but do nt really have the desire to do this right now It sounds that things are going well with you and NAME which is good Tell me are you going to go to the Holy Land What is the situation there If you re going when will you leave and return Did I tell you that I bought a guitar in NAME Well I did and it is really nice I m now starting to branch out into the weird and wonderful world of nasty bar chords NAME NAME everything is OK there and look forward to seeing you in October Take care NAME Oh I ll attach the little write up that I wrote for the college and NAME who gave me money for my trip Who do I send the NAME thing to Welfare And you buy electricity at the electricity shop and seriously that s all I know as I never ever bought it Ask NAME anything he ll know The Creation of a Geological Map in NAME NAME CHAR Brief Synopsis of NAME NAME s Mapping Project June July NUM Every British undergraduate geology student must complete a mapping project to be qualified as a chartered geologist As I am such an undergraduate I too had to produce a geological map of my very own There were however many unexpected and sometimes challenging obstacles which arose during the course of the planning and a realisation of this project More than once did I think NAME I ve got this or that sorted only to have my plans come crumpling down like a sandcastle in a heavy thunderstorm As I am generally quite paranoid about getting things to work out I started thinking about this fieldwork even before the end of my first year at university I had planned to study part of the Isle of NAME in NAME This island contains a fine mixture of many different rock types which would be ideal for the creation of a geological map so I quickly had all the arrangements made for a fiveweek mapping trip Unfortunately with the arrival of NAME and Mouth disease all land in the British Isles became out of bounds Therefore I had to look for alternative areas to map Over the course of the planning I considered many options including NAME NAME NAME NAME and the United States In the end after many dead end roads which initially looking so good proved their true nature I settled upon an area in NAME NAME to examine at an active volcanic area just on the rim of the colossal NAME Valley NAME This is a huge crater blown out a few millions of years ago as a result of an enormous eruption I was so very pleased to have finally got a feasible plan after so many had turned out to be impractical for various reasons Because of the last minute nature of the trip and the need to go abroad the final cost of the trip was well over NUM times that which I had originally estimated On the day that I finished my last nd year exam I packed up my belongings and left NAME I returned to my home in NAME and within NUM days was on a plane flying at hundreds of miles an hour across the NAME After a connection and overnight stay in NAME I caught a small plane the rest of the way down to NAME NAME Although I hate to disillusion people I must say that during my short stay in NAME NAME airport I did not find anyone with flowers in their hair and found the people generally quite gruff not gentle However the song does have a great tune Anyway I was greatly relieved to eventually see my NUM mapping partners NAME and NAME about an hour after I landed In our rented car we made our way across the state and after NUM hours of travelling we arrived in the pleasant mountain resort town of Mammoth Lakes This town has a population of about NUM thousand which trebles during the wintertime and Independence day weekend when tourism is greatest This small settlement is that at an altitude of ft and so the air was noticeably thinner particularly when climbing the mountains After the first day having walked over part of the mapping area all NUM of us were slightly worried by what we had seen NAME the scenery was stunning with great sweeping views of forests hugging the bases of the mountains and the closer windswept pine trees scenting the air much more than even the most powerful air freshener we could see few rocks We had come across some NAME lava flows which were in all honesty very impressive but thoroughly unattractive piles of jagged volcanic glass hundreds of feet high NAME we decided that we would avoid climbing these Unfortunately our decision did not stand very long It turned out that there was nt much else to look at in the area except for the lava flows so up them we went The flows were made up of hundreds of thousands of glassy boulders piled up on top of each other This is because unlike the basaltic lavas common in NAME these rhyolitic NUM are much more viscous and do not flow nearly so well As they cool and solidify the rock cracks Hence they tend to pile up to form these dark shattered lava domes instead of the basaltic sheets Having changed my plan to examine the detailed structure of the domes I was now faced with a new problem How on Earth would I do this I had not previously looked at rhyolite for more than a few hours and knew little about it So how would I map the subtle changes in individual lava flows During the course of the NUM week project the way in which I did this changed many times The lava flows themselves were utterly desolate containing perhaps NUM scraggly tree every hundred metres or so The boulders were sharp and were it not for a thick pair of gardening gloves my hands would have been torn to shreds by the end of the first day The flows were in an area of a national forest that was not very highly populated to say the least If I saw NUM other person it was quite an event There were some days when I would become frustrated with the neverending sea of obsidian boulders The sun was always intense beating relentlessly down upon my head and the speed at which I went through factor NUM suncream was truly astonishing I would sometimes seek shelter behind a particularly large boulder hiding in the little but ever so refreshing shade that it gave However before too long I would be up and off again scared by the large volume of work which was still to be done After a good threeweek period I had completed the general mapping of the NUM main domes that I would be studying I breathed more than one huge sigh of relief when I stumbled and half fell down my last NUM ft scree slope Fortunately I had emerged relatively unscathed from these piles of glass and had only a few war wounds to show By the end of my study of the domes I had almost perfected a NUM legged walk and could move relatively danger free across the flows What needed to be done now was to look at the area in between the NUM domes For the most part this was covered in walnut sized pieces of light pumice which as well as being hard to walk on made life for all but the hardiest plants virtually impossible Still the last NUM weeks were much more pleasant as I did not have to place my life into my hands with every faltering and unbalanced step that I took Now the picture that I have painted so far is a rather bleak one which is quite unfair I really did have a great time in NAME Lakes and got heavily involved in one of the churches of the town through which I made many friends Also somehow the harsh environment in which my mapping area was situated supported some deer do nt ask me how one of which I saw on the same day By the time the last day arrived in NUM sense I was ready to leave I felt that if I had had another month I could have accomplished a lot more in terms of the detail of the study but I also longed to see my family once more One of my friends from the town took me to the local Greyhound bus station where I boarded an overnight bus for NAME NAME I tried to sleep on the bus but this of course was next to impossible The fear of being mugged or killed by NUM the other passengers was far too great to allow rest Throughout the trip many thoughts we raced through my mind What would it be like not to spend my days mapping What does the word holiday mean How will I survive without any rocks to comfort me Eventually after NUM or so hours we arrived in NAME NAME My geology mapping project was over and I now had a family holiday visiting my old haunts in NAME to look forward to and what better reward is there than that How you doing I m not quite sure which country you re in at the moment so I wo nt make any presumption except to say I know it s about now that you re due to be back in the centre of the universe that is the South of NAME It s been over a month since I last wrote to you and what a month In the last email I told you how everything was sorted for NAME NAME that we d been down and measured the site and that it was all looking good Well with a week to go we received a phone call from the farmer to say that unfortunately we would nt be able to use the field There were some sheep on the land an although they had successfully applied for a licence to move them they would need to keep the field clear for NUM days afterwards NAME One of out backup farms was immediately brought on line an everything was set The only downside of this was that we had nt seen it we knew however that it was larger With NUM days to go everything was sorted when NAME received a phone call I bet he hated answering the phone from NAME NAME Council to say that due to an increase in NAME in the area all lorries were prohibited from entering farm land and therefore they could not deliver the NAME we ordered This was not the only problem to us as of course all our food and the tents are delivered by lorry After an evening of phoning the farmers fax machine and little bit of quick thinking managed to get us in touch with them and they said they did nt have a problem with lorries going onto the site We arrived on the Wednesday morning to a huge and relatively flat field After a short while we managed to decided were everything was going to go We befriended the farmers wife who was able to help us with phone numbers for a new NAME and also for a NAME to dig a cess pit for us nice We were flying through advance camp after NUM days almost everything was up We had a good time of worship were we looked at Romans NUM NUM read for relevance and after visiting the pub went to bed We woke up on the Friday morning to find that our generators had been stolen A few phone calls and a NUM hour round trip saw them replaced with bigger and better models paid for by the insurance and made us more security alert before there were any of the kids on site After that there were no more glitches except that the guys who nicked the generators came back on site NUM day at about lunch time to see if they could nick them again When challenged as to who they were they said We re looking for a couple of generators for tonight laughed and drove off We never saw them again NAME did some amazing stuff on the camp Some of the times of worship were amazing and NAME spoke to many people some for the first time NAME better mention her somewhere had a really good time and it was really good for me that she was there Mid way through camp I shot over to NAME NAME for a wedding which was really good and one of those could nt have missed it for the world type weddings It was just a shame that it was on the opposite side of the country I brought NAME back here after NAME an after spending a couple of nights here we both travelled down to her house where I stayed for just under a week helping to look after her NUM nieces NUM and NUM years old It was tiring if fun and great to spend a bit more time with NAME It ll be the last time I see her before rd September when we re both back in NAME That is of course if the NAME trip goes ahead I do nt know how much of the news surrounding NAME and NAME you ve seen but in the last week to NUM days things have nt been the rosy and the phrase they re killing each other pretty much sums it up We re still wanting to go but if it s not safe we will have to decided so On th we will make a decision not to go if it s not safe If things are okay we will then live an hour at a time until we re on the plane and in the air Before then I ve got various bits and pieces on In a fortnight there s a holiday club for NUM year olds NAME I ve managed to get some reading for my course done although not a great deal but at least it s a start All things NAME CHAR are picking up speed at the moment I m travelling to NAME a week today and moving some of my stuff in and at the same time getting some essentials from NAME into the flat NAME NAME electricity bleach Anything that is nt too expensive and does nt require a fridge or freezer Over the following month the others are coming for various bits and pieces like regattas and the NAME NAME Run Actually you might be able to help Where do you buy electricity from There are nt any power stations in NAME so I m not quite sure I know there s a shop near by but I m not sure which NUM and where it is Also do you buy cards from them or is there a key in the flat you charge up So many questions I hope the family and friends visiting was fun stress free and rewarding for you and that you re now looking forward to writing your dissertation NAME all 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late but I hope that you can get round it ermmm sorry but commitments back home make it a little arkward I will be at the station at NUM pm at night on Friday Can you reply to this mesage if you get it otherwise I will call you NAME NAME Re NAME Hey NAME of couse you re likely to be in NAME I just was nt going to jump to any assumptions for all I know you could be busy or out for the day Anyway I have booked my tickets now and am coming down late Friday and staying till late Tuesday afternoon So can I meet you on Tuesday Please SMILEY My sister will be at work all day so I have the whole day to see you and NAME and anyone else who can come Should be fun Let me know what you think Hope you are having a good time at home I have been busy sorting my room etc but today am going to get started on an essay Going through to NAME this evening to meet NAME who s coming up for the day to do stuff in the library Have fun pal love NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To Miss NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME Mon NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM I do nt see why I wouldnt be here NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Hi peeps Hope you all got home safely on Saturday and have enjoyed the first day or so of the hols Just to say I am likely to be in NAME on Tuesday th NAME will be there for interview NAME may be there NAME is likely to be there NAME might be persuaded to join us Well I thought if this is the case we could all meet up I am planning on going down on the Fri Sat and staying with my sister until the Tuesday Would be great to see you all Obviously this is only provisional at present depends on trains etc and my sister s full agreement she is keen that I go down so there should nt be much of a problem but I thought I d let you know in advance NAME sorry I did nt get to see you before I left hope NAME passed on my NAME to you and that lunch on Sat went ok NAME hope the car journey back home was ok and you re enjoying the big bedroom NAME did you manage your bags ok on the train SMILEY NAME the journey went well Well hope you re all having fun be in touch take care love NAME xx Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE Re NAME Thank you You are a wonderful person and so is NAME but As to the kind of day I ca nt understand no But as my Bible notes were reminding me this morning the world is messed up as a consequence of sin which is a little scary That still seems a very inadequate thing to say though Well I am really really excited about seeing you all So til then NAME bless NAME What kind of day is this Can you understand it Yeah your arrival time should be fine but I wo nt be here NAME will though so he ll pick you up I think Looking forward to seeing you NAME Hi NAME I have finally got my life organised and managed to discover when I can get to NAME Unfortunately it is quite late but I hope that you can get round it ermmm sorry but commitments back home make it a little arkward I will be at the station at NUM pm at night on Friday Can you reply to this mesage if you get it otherwise I will call you NAME NAME Canadians rule Dear NAME It was so nice to talk to you yesterday even if only briefly I m glad things are going so well in NAME at the moment and that NAME is making life much more enjoyable You re so right about girlfriends We re great SMILEY NAME in NAME is pretty much the same as ever which means that friends are going way up and down emotionally over boyfriends girlfriends job applications etc but they re all okay now I think and work goes on and on and on Actually it s really interesting at the moment I m writing an essay on famine and its causes and although most people think that famine is caused by a lack of food for the number of people it is nt at all the case anymore Globally there s plenty of food for the number of people and markets are generally open enough for food to flow into an area that needs it The problem is more that economic and political systems and situations do nt allow people ACCESS to the food available The NUM famine in NAME was even promoted by the government as it benefited their side of the civil war Studying geography can be quite an eyeopener NAME and NAME and I stayed up really late last night to try to see the NAME vs NAME ice hockey NUM NUM final but when it got to am we figured they just were nt going to show it Needless to say I slept in until NUM this morning On the subject of Canadians have you heard the following tale which clearly shows their superiority over nearby nations This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of NAME in NAME NUM Radio conversation released by chief of naval operations NUM NUM NUM Canadians Please divert your course NUM degrees to the south to avoid a collision Americans Recommend you divert your course NUM degrees to the north Canadians Negative you will have to divert your course NUM degrees to the south to avoid a collision Americans This is the captain of a US navy ship I say again divert your course Canadians No I say again divert your course Americans This is the aircraft carrier NAME NAME the second biggest ship in the NAME NAME NAME NAME We are accompanied by NUM destroyers NUM cruisers and numerous support vessels I demand that you change your course NUM degrees north that s NUM NUM degrees north or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship Canadians We are a lighthouse your call SMILEY What more needs to be said I hope that all continues to go well with you up north Talk to you soon Love NAME xxx canadian update hey NAME How are you I feel like I ve been in a coma for the last few months it s also been the race season Coincidence I think not So waht are you up to right now last I heard you were getting into grad work how s that going I m still stuck in the undergrad stuff and am quite envious of you I ve not had a very good race season so far I had a great training season but immediately before I was going to start kicking butt all over the continent I got injured CHAR dislocated my left shoulder for the first time NUM days before the NAME team trials then a few eeks later I started getting really sick I was tired all the time and whenever I was nt on my skis I was sleeping I was unable to hold a good pace during my races and I was getting very frustrated When I got back form a month of disappointing racing in January I went in for blood work and some other tests The preliminaries were all negative but it turns out that my adrenals are fried so all that I can do is wait for them to recharge I have nationals starting in exactly a week and I do nt know if I m going to be able to do them or not I m doing a time trial today to see if I can race properly agian yet to help me decide if I should go or not Other than racing I m not up to much School is alright I ve got a coule of courses this semester that are interesting and I m transferring back to CHAR of CHAR for next year NAME NAME is nt wokring out for me My girlfriend is in NAME too so that s going to be good for both of us My family is doing well My dad is working as hard as ever and my mom is enjoying retirement My sister is at NAME College part of NAME NAME but she is transferring out of there next year she is taking all seond year courses in her first year and she is bored She is applying for the NAME scholarship again a free ride to NAME NAME s very cool I d better get back to work now NAME that all is well with you and yours across the pond Take care NAME NAME NAME Den korteste veien mellom deg og dine venner Re Can I bring you supper tomorrow Saturday night Fine with me NAME may not be there long story and one of NAME s friends NAME NAME first year will be I m happy to eat late NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME I was wondering if I could buy some pizza tomorrow saturday night and bring it up to your flat Firstly is this possible Please say if you want some time just with your flat If it is ok how many of you will be there Thirdly again depending on NUM What time NAME to see you and NAME and NAME then Love NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re Can I bring you supper tomorrow Saturday night NAME sounds fabulous but NAME and I wo nt be there until NUM ish if you do nt fancy a late dinner I suggest you carry on without us NAME Hi NAME NAME NAME I was wondering if I could buy some pizza tomorrow saturday night and bring it up to your flat Firstly is this possible Please say if you want some time just with your flat If it is ok how many of you will be there Thirdly again depending on NUM What time NAME to see you and NAME and NAME then Love NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re NAME Service at NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Sorry I ve taken a few days to get back to you The information you gave me was very helpful Thank you for that Thank you also for your permission to use the church building It sounds like you have a lot going on at the church around Christmas time and I understand about people not wanting to come out to extra events I was wondering if I could provisionally book the church building for Wednesday the th of December for the service at about NUM pm For your information the term finishes on the th In terms of the talk I realise you have a great deal on and we were thinking about inviting a guest speaker for this event We have a couple people in mind who are skilled speakers with a heart for NAME and sound doctrine I do nt know what this coming week is like for you but perhaps we could meet up for a short time to discuss this service in a bit more detail I shall be away this weekend but will be back on Monday Thank you so much again for your time and support NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Dear NAME Need your phone number to ring you otherwise I am here from NAME onwards today until NUM if you want to ring me NAME NAME Service at NAME NAME NAME From NAME NAME Vicar of NAME Dear NAME Thank youfor your letter In principle I have no problem with you having a NAME Service in the Church however it all depends on the date and time there is a lot happening in December I assume that you would need my Organist NAME NAME but I suggests you contact NAME NAME on the Campus who sings with the Choir and could liase for you The Village NAME is not a Church NAME and you would have to contact them seperatly but as that is some disance down the NAME Street it would be better to use the church itself which does have toilets and a kitchen area I am not sure when the University Term finishes but at the moment the evenings of Tuesday NUM December Wednesday NUM December and Thursday NUM December are available however there is a large fund raising Concert in the Church on Saturday NUM organised by the Friends of NAME Church which will have mulled wine and mince pies which could mean that people may not want to turn out twice Sundays are not possible as with NUM churches to run I am fully committed already The following week clashes with the school concerts on the Tuesday and Wednesday but Thursday NUM NAME could be possible I would counsel caution as NAME residents are not that good at NAME out for extra events We do have the School NAME NAME in church later in December and our own NUM Lessons and Carols on Sunday NUM December We are trying a NAME Service for the first time the first Sunday in December If you want to take this further please come back to me NAME NAME phone NUM NUM From NAME NAME Vicar of NAME Dear NAME Thank youfor your letter In principle I have no problem with you having a NAME Service in the Church however it all depends on the date and time there is a lot happening in December I assume that you would need my Organist NAME NAME but I suggests you contact NAME NAME on the Campus who sings with the Choir and could liase for you The Village NAME is not a Church NAME and you would have to contact them seperatly but as that is some disance down the NAME Street it would be better to use the church itself which does have toilets and a kitchen area I am not sure when the University Term finishes but at the moment the evenings of Tuesday NUM December Wednesday NUM December and Thursday NUM December are available however there is a large fund raising Concert in the Church on Saturday NUM organised by the Friends of NAME Church which will have mulled wine and mince pies which could mean that people may not want to turn out twice Sundays are not possible as with NUM churches to run I am fully committed already The following week clashes with the school concerts on the Tuesday and Wednesday but Thursday NUM NAME could be possible I would counsel caution as NAME residents are not that good at NAME out for extra events We do have the School NAME NAME in church later in December and our own NUM Lessons and Carols on Sunday NUM December We are trying a quotChristingle Servicequotfor the first time the first Sunday in December If you want to take this further please come back to me NAME NAME phone NUM NUM Re NAME Service at NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME It was great to talk with you last week Thanks so much for your support The organisation is all coming together and publicity is about to start going out Would it be ok to have candles in the church NAME a service by candle light or give candles to people as they come in to light for the last NAME this is obviously not viable if a fire strike is going on NAME has talked to NAME and he has agreed to play the organ which is brilliant As the Vicar I do nt know if you want to welcome people to the church or if you just want us to take the whole service Would you like to say a few words of welcome at the start of the service We will probably drop round in the next few days with some posters for you to put up in the church or church notice board Thanks Also you mentioned saying something on Sunday at church If you still want to do that something along the lines of CHAR nonchristianfriendly carol service ideal for bringing friends to is being put on by the NAME NAME NAME in our church There will be lots of staff and students from the university there and they are keen to see people from the village too It will start at pm on Wednesday the th of December and will last about an hour This will be followed by lots of homemade mince pies and mulled wine Feel very free to alter it as you see fit Thanks ever so much for your help and support with this All the best NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Dear NAME So long as the candles are arranged so that no wax can spill no problem that would include handheld candles also the lighting of hendheld candles would have to be carefully controlled and they would have to be blown out as soon as the carol during which they were being used was completed with a lot of wood around this is essential The candles on the Altars and on the pupit and lectern could be lit for effect I will welcome people to the parish church then leave it to yourselves to carry on Re Cars NAME NAME Oh NAME NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than NUM hours Expect us around NUM or NUM NUM and then you probably wo nt have to keep the food warm NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Cars NAME NAME Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got NAME Re Cars NAME NAME Hi NAME Okay dinner will be at NUM NAME I ca nt guarantee NAME s still going to be cooking it could be me NAME says she has very important choir rehearsal but she ll come straight over after it And now that I ve made dinner later she might want to eat with us but I have nt had a reply from her about this yet Trillian is NAME which can be used on the NAME network WEBSITE NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Oh NAME NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than NUM hours Expect us around NUM or NUM NUM and then you probably wo nt have to keep the food warm NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Cars NAME NAME I do nt know what trillion is other than a number Yes I ll take people to the castle I wo nt drink anythign and thanks for inviting NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Of course she can be NAME NAME I ca nt remember if I have already asked you but would you mind taking people to NAME NAME and back on Saturday in your car This would obviously mean you could nt drink much alcohol so if you d rather not then that s fine I understand but we d probably have to get taxi s Hope you have a great week NAME NAME Have you got NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Caste system Dear NAME I ve racked my brains but from what I remember of south NAME I really ca nt think of any convincing arguments in favour of the caste system M CHAR unconvincing thoughts were that the caste is rather like an extended family a community to belong to and be welcomed by I m sorry I ca nt be more helpful than that as I can think of many negative things about them But NAME already has plenty of those to write about NAME told me you were coming to the match He was really pleased They played NAME yesterday and won a very good game NUM NUM NAME scored twice However the NAME spies contingent was out in full and sneaky force as well we think they were videoing the game See you soon NAME xxx On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME thanks friend NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME I ll have a think about that NUM and let you 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you did it last year it would be good to give someone elase a chance so it wo nt be like the old days after all really sorry it was kind of my fault as NAME did nt mean for me to find someone else in the first place so I should nt have asked you love NAME NAME is good All the time CatsoutofWindowscom site award winner NAME NAME NAME Thanks for your comments You know the slate kilns thing is really just a focus for keeping my eye in with site design CHAR only use a text editor no software or anything so if I do nt keep building stuff CHAR forget all the tags It could be anything else but it just happens to be slate kilns for now Also I have it in the back of my mind to start my own business research WEBSITE of my very own whether this ever reaches the front of my mind who knows anyway I d want to design my own site if it ever reaches fruition I am staring at NUM immense pigeons in the botanic gardens outside my window as CHAR write this keep at it dear boy NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE NAME Boys I am LOVING the NAME It is on now and somewhat distracting me from my work But hey if I was nt listening to it I d be a man of constant sorrow So to use a rather cheesy cliche Thanks for being such great friends See you soon NAME Re cd player oh and remember NAME s then too looking forward to seeing you all I m NOT bringing a garden spade sorry NAME bye for now love NAME xx PS NAME NAME NAME and I are all due to arrive at NAME at NUM on Sat Would you be able to pick us up then Oh and I need the address of the place we re going to reason explained if you so wish asap NAME From NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject cd player Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player NAME CHAR NAME or NAME because they re kindly taking cars or anyone really see you all on saturday NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE cd player Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player NAME CHAR NAME or NAME because they re kindly taking cars or anyone really see you all on saturday NAME Re NAME s Hey NAME great to talk to you tonight The answer is of course something that you NAME NAME can give me Of course Can I have a NAME of your music please and also NUM with the photos on I would love to oblige however my problem at the moment is that I do nt have a NAME writer as my computer is in storage and I ve no space to set it up When I get access to a NAME writer I will do the business You could ask NAME NAME to run you off a copy of my NAME because I think she has one and I m also pretty sure she s got a NAME writer Well keep in touch my friend NAME Re CHAR CHAR So this is what it comes to You are convinced from your studies that the earth is many millions possibly billions of years old I do not have a problem with that although I m no more convinced that it s billions of years old than that it s thousands of years old for reasons you can see below if you read on I do nt even think it s that important since we know so little about it anyway and its based on completely unkown assumptions and what relevance does that period have to our life You are coming at science from a materialist pointofview If you come from a philosophical even modern view you would see that it is all speculation anyway Have a look at NAME s problem of scientific induction for some extra reading on the issue In terms of your comment about NAME speaking to us through the rocks I think you re on slightly dodgy ground The only thing you can tell from the rocks is that there was some HUGE time period involved This does not tell us what NAME s plan for this period was and what He was doing That surprises me Sir NAME NAME a strong Chrisitian and the father of modern physics put forward the hypothesis that his classical model of physics could explain the behaviour of the universe as we know it In fact it cannot but this was nt known until quantum theory was postulated Does this mean that NAME s theory is invalid no but that in some major ways it had to be revised due to new findings The same might well be true of your dating methods in fact this is what science is all about Do nt come at it from the view that you already know everything In what way am I ignoring science I think that is a ridiculous and unfounded statement If you ve got some convincing evidence for NAME Evolution that outweighs the evidence against it then I m all ears but I do nt see you coming up with any In terms of the age of the earth I have not said either way so how can that be an issue Flood geology You are asking me to argue against you in your own specialist subject field so you cannot expect a fullblooded argument just as I would not expect you to come up with an argument for the benefit of interfacemodelling in NAME But if I believe that the NAME is the inspired Word of NAME then I can see no reason to doubt that the flood was what is says it was Look at this NUM NAME NUM NUM First of all you must understand this that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing following their own passions NUM and saying Where is the promise of his coming For ever since the fathers fell asleep all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation NUM They deliberately ignore this fact that by the word of NAME heavens existed long ago and an earth formed out of water and by means of water NUM through which the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation this is surely the theory of uniformitarianism The passage above is talking about people who say that there was no flood that the world is as we know it now the present is the key to the past This is not what the NAME teaches The NAME teaches that the world that then existed was deluged with water and PERISHED This is an argument against the assumptions that you base dating methods on We CANNOT judge the past from the present because the world that existed before the flood if the flood happened then it happened within recorded history is NOT THE SAME as the world that now exists This passage is from the New Testament it is most certainly NOT metaphorical C ya NAME TS NAME wrote NAME wrote NAME friends Interesting email I do not think it is as clearcut as your friend would have us think Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does nt mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses for after all this is all we have must be radically changed revised However at this time science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true Having said that it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today Then why do you ouch and since you obviously want to talk about scientific issues here is where I stand for your perusal Age of the earth I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is I have no idea If it is billions of years old this does not affect my faith or my scientific beliefs but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time If you have an evening I ll take you through the geological history of say the British Isles and together we can watch it change lattitde climate go below sea level be part of mountain chains about NUM if I remember correctly and other fun things too and also why NAME has told us nothing about it He has given us the rocks which speak for themselves NAME lineations minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures fold river channels lag deposits fossil beds asteroid dust deposits If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me It would seriously surprise me I do not have a problem at all with NAME having deceived us or something as your friend suggests Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me science does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right NAME I do nt quite understand that sentance Re NAME I do nt know enough to discuss it knowledgeably Any other issues let me know What do you think of flood geology NAME NUM important point Shall we keep this to emails I do nt want it to dominate our down time when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision Also If we ever get to far and you start hating me tell me to stop talking about this it is nt worth it as it ai nt a salvation issue NAME TS NAME wrote Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME From DENIS NAME NAME Science NAME or Foe Full article at WEBSITE Unfortunately the th century has witnessed a revival of biblical scholasticism in some circles often alienating the scientific community from the Gospel quite unnecessarily in the process To take a specific example following centuries of Industry and NAME the scientific evidence that the earth we inhabit is many millions of years old has become overwhelming It requires a deliberate refusal to face the evidence worthy of an ostrich to continue to believe that the earth is for example only NUM thousand years old An obscurantist clinging to such a belief runs counter to the commitment common to both science and Christianity to tell the truth about NAME s world Furthermore the idea that the NAME expounds science is difficult to reconcile with the contemporary understanding of the nature of scientific knowledge for reasons that will become clearer below NAME NAME is NAME of the NAME Laboratory in the Dept of Immunology The NAME Institute NAME and is also Editor of the journal Science Christian Belief NAME BAUSOR article found at WEBSITE What sort of science does NAME teach NAME is not a word which is in everyday use these days But it is quite useful when we are thinking about NAME It comes from the Latin for transparent The idea was important to the Christians in the Reformation period because they wanted to emphasise that everyone could read the Bible for themselves without the need for a priest to interpret it for them So they spoke about the perspicuity of Scripture The point is that you do nt have to be an expert in Hebrew or in Jewish theology or in literary styles in order to understand the main point of what the NAME is saying and for our purposes what NAME is saying But the other side is that you do need to ask What is the main point of this verse or chapter or book In other words the reformers idea that the NAME is accessible to anyone does not imply that you are entitled to read it for what it is not or naively assume that the context in which it was written was the same as ours So what is the first chapter of NAME about Is it trying to give us a scientific account of how the earth or the universe came about This seems unlikely since science did not exist until a long time after NAME was compiled The issues then were different At the time NAME was written the sun and the moon were generally regarded as gods So when in NAME NUM the ordinary Hebrew words for sun and moon are carefully avoided in favour of the expressions greater light to rule the day and lesser light to rule the night this could well be to avoid using the normal words for sun and moon in case they were seen to stand for gods In the contemporary Babylonian stories of creation there were also sea monsters representing chaos which had to be subdued before creation could start NAME emphasises that everything was created by NAME including the sea monsters It has been suggested that when NAME NUM was first written it would have seemed like a polemical political tract attacking orthodox belief sun and moongods and chaosinducing sea monsters So what is the main point of NAME chapter NUM It is not difficult to see that what it is focusing on is that NAME did it all just by his sayso interesting is nt it that our expression corresponds so well There were no competing alternative gods or sources of power And NAME did it in a planned careful way There to be seen if you look is the careful structure of the account Day NUM Creation of lights to rule NAME NUM Separation of the light light and darkness and the darkness Day NUM Separation of the waters to NAME NUM Creation of birds and fish form the sky and the sea to fill the sky and the sea Day NUM Separation of the sea from NAME NUM Creation of the animals and the land and the creation of humans to fill the land and plants eat the plants There are also numerical aspects which are not obvious but involve the numbers NUM and NUM which have great significance in the NAME NUM times NAME blessed NAME created NAME created men and women NUM times and it was so and NAME saw that it was good NUM times NAME said NUM about humans NUM about other things commands of creation Let there be NUM times and Let NUM times NUM times Earth and NAME are each mentioned NUM Hebrew words form the introduction NUM Hebrew words form the conclusion NUM NUM All this is very different from a scientific account It helps us to realise that the context in which NAME NUM was written was one that is unfamiliar to us and that its purpose was theological not scientific So to ask whether NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is in contradiction to geology or evolution or any other aspect of science is really beside the point it is not addressing those questions What it is doing is making a very strong pitch that the whole show was made in a highly organised and deliberate way by the only NAME the all powerful NAME the one who is in charge NAME NAME is the secretary of Christians in Science Education NAME and was formerly the senior inspector for science of the Inner NAME Education Authority ERNEST NAME Footprints in the Dust From article at WEBSITE NUM NUM years ago at NUM pm NAME time on July th NUM NAME NAME stepped off the landing pad of the lunar module Eagle and uttered the now famous words That s NUM small step for a man NUM giant leap for mankind CHAR human being had set foot on the Moon for the first time Television pictures and photographs of the footprint he left in the dust on the NAME s surface flashed around the Earth Those pictures showed that the dust was only a few inches NUM to be exact thick Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the NAME and therefore the Earth is only a few thousand years old Their argument rested on an article by NAME NAME published in Scientific American in NUM NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount NAME NAME in NAME He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from NAME space in the form of tiny meteorites Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust but how much more is a matter of guesswork NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from NAME space which settles on the Earth each year He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth s surface annually This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism published in NUM to argue that if the NAME were NUM billion years old as astronomers claim it should have had several feet of dust on its surface not a few inches They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was This last comment which is repeated in other such books is quite untrue The amount of dust on the NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA A very thick layer would have made landing on the NAME and moving around on its surface difficult Leaving it again might also have been problematical However by NUM a year before NAME landed it was clear that there was nothing to worry about Satellites orbiting above the Earth s atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about NUM inches thick on the NAME if meteoric dust alone were the cause This work and other evidence was surveyed by CHAR CHAR NAME in NUM in NAME vol NUM pp NUM Of course there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the NAME and that would produce dust too So the NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected Since this evidence had been published in NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific published NUM years later is unaware of it or ignores it One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must keep up to date with what is being published in the area in which you are working If you fail to do this you risk basing your conclusions on outofdate evidence or disproven arguments It is amazing to find people associated with what is called The Institute for Creation Research falling into this basic trap It undermines confidence in the quality of their science and their research It is even more amazing to find a book published in NUM The Facts of Life by NAME NAME and highly acclaimed by advocates of the young Earth theory still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the NAME based solely on NAME s NUM paper and apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the NUM years since then The fact is that the evidence of the surface of the Moon does indicate its great age Before NUM artists depictions of the surface of the NAME such as the famous paintings produced by NAME NAME in the s and NAME showed extremely jagged mountains and rocks There was some reason in this The NAME has no significant atmosphere so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain However the pictures brought back by NAME NUM and subsequent NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits These are no doubt the result of the impact of meteoric dust On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the NAME NAME and NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the NAME s surface The figure they arrived at was about NUM feet in a billion years In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites However even at the maximum rate in NUM NUM years the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by NUM millionths of an inch producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust This work was published in NUM and should have been known and taken into account by the authors of Scientific Creationism Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter Yes for several reasons First of all Christians should be concerned about the truth The NAME we are committed to is the NAME of truth NAME NUM NUM Of all people Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars Secondly following from this it is dishonouring to NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on outofdate evidence and I know secular scholars who have little respect for Christianity because of this Finally it is a matter of considerable pastoral and evangelistic importance Christian scholars who wrongly claim to be presenting sound scientific arguments are misleading their fellow Christians who read their books Most of these readers do not have either the opportunity or the inclination to check up on the reliability of the arguments used and evidence presented Some of those readers may in time be stumbled in their faith because of their misplaced confidence in what they have read Christian students who with more zeal than NAME confidently confront lecturers with arguments culled from books like Scientific Creationism have sometimes been made to look foolish when the lecturer has been able to show that the argument does not stand up to the evidence even the evidence available when it was first put forward That has not only shaken the faith of the Christians but Undermined their witness to their fellow students Perhaps publishers of books on scientific creationism and the managers of bookshops which sell them ought to consider putting a spiritual health warning on them NAME Dr NAME NAME is Tutor in Biblical Studies at NAME Baptist College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME CHAR CHAR NAME friends Interesting email I do not think it is as clearcut as your friend would have us think Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does nt mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses for after all this is all we have must be radically changed revised Having said that it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today and since you obviously want to talk about scientific issues here is where I stand for your perusal Age of the earth I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is I have no idea If it is billions of years old this does not affect my faith or my scientific beliefs but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time and also why NAME has told us nothing about it If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me I do not have a problem at all with NAME having deceived us or something as your friend suggests Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me science does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right NAME I do not think we evolved from lower species The NAME says that NAME formed living beings to reproduce after their own kind This law seems to be observable when we look at the product of crossbreeding sterility I do not see any convincing evidence that evolution occurs or occured or ever would occur This does not mean that I deny that within species one can observe favourable transformations aka fruitfly experiments Being a computer scientist working with statistics orders of complexity etc it is clear to me that the kinds of odds against Special Evolution are extraordinary the law of thermodynamics indicates that this stands against the natural order of nature and such concepts as the formation of NAME are inconceivable by any other means than design Without coming from a standpoint of Evolution MUST have occurred NUM cannot see the evidence from the fossil record surely we would expect thousands millions of gradual semiformed organisms In fact most of our knowledge about missing links is founded on fragments of bone Evolutionists can hardly even show us the complete skeletal structure of a single primateman If science rests on evidence then I see no reason to suspect that Special Evolution might be true Any other issues let me know NAME TS NAME wrote Guys I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you as I ve only just cooled down from the weekend and I do nt want to get het up about it again but I sent an email to NAME NAME a geologist in NAME who is in my home group and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic For the sake of both sides read what he says You do nt have to and I do nt want this to divide our friendship guys but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was nt said Love you all loads and thanks for the great day yesterday NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME From DENIS NAME NAME Science NAME or Foe Full article at WEBSITE Unfortunately the th century has witnessed a revival of biblical scholasticism in some circles often alienating the scientific community from the Gospel quite unnecessarily in the process To take a specific example following centuries of Industry and NAME the scientific evidence that the earth we inhabit is many millions of years old has become overwhelming It requires a deliberate refusal to face the evidence worthy of an ostrich to continue to believe that the earth is for example only NUM thousand years old An obscurantist clinging to such a belief runs counter to the commitment common to both science and Christianity to tell the truth about NAME s world Furthermore the idea that the NAME expounds science is difficult to reconcile with the contemporary understanding of the nature of scientific knowledge for reasons that will become clearer below NAME NAME is NAME of the NAME Laboratory in the Dept of Immunology The NAME Institute NAME and is also Editor of the journal Science Christian Belief NAME BAUSOR article found at WEBSITE What sort of science does NAME teach NAME is not a word which is in everyday use these days But it is quite useful when we are thinking about NAME It comes from the Latin for transparent The idea was important to the Christians in the Reformation period because they wanted to emphasise that everyone could read the Bible for themselves without the need for a priest to interpret it for them So they spoke about the perspicuity of Scripture The point is that you do nt have to be an expert in Hebrew or in Jewish theology or in literary styles in order to understand the main point of what the NAME is saying and for our purposes what NAME is saying But the other side is that you do need to ask What is the main point of this verse or chapter or book In other words the reformers idea that the NAME is accessible to anyone does not imply that you are entitled to read it for what it is not or naively assume that the context in which it was written was the same as ours So what is the first chapter of NAME about Is it trying to give us a scientific account of how the earth or the universe came about This seems unlikely since science did not exist until a long time after NAME was compiled The issues then were different At the time NAME was written the sun and the moon were generally regarded as gods So when in NAME NUM the ordinary Hebrew words for sun and moon are carefully avoided in favour of the expressions greater light to rule the day and lesser light to rule the night this could well be to avoid using the normal words for sun and moon in case they were seen to stand for gods In the contemporary Babylonian stories of creation there were also sea monsters representing chaos which had to be subdued before creation could start NAME emphasises that everything was created by NAME including the sea monsters It has been suggested that when NAME NUM was first written it would have seemed like a polemical political tract attacking orthodox belief sun and moongods and chaosinducing sea monsters So what is the main point of NAME chapter NUM It is not difficult to see that what it is focusing on is that NAME did it all just by his sayso interesting is nt it that our expression corresponds so well There were no competing alternative gods or sources of power And NAME did it in a planned careful way There to be seen if you look is the careful structure of the account Day NUM Creation of lights to rule NAME NUM Separation of the light light and darkness and the darkness Day NUM Separation of the waters to NAME NUM Creation of birds and fish form the sky and the sea to fill the sky and the sea Day NUM Separation of the sea from NAME NUM Creation of the animals and the land and the creation of humans to fill the land and plants eat the plants There are also numerical aspects which are not obvious but involve the numbers NUM and NUM which have great significance in the NAME NUM times NAME blessed NAME created NAME created men and women NUM times and it was so and NAME saw that it was good NUM times NAME said NUM about humans NUM about other things commands of creation Let there be NUM times and Let NUM times NUM times Earth and NAME are each mentioned NUM Hebrew words form the introduction NUM Hebrew words form the conclusion NUM NUM All this is very different from a scientific account It helps us to realise that the context in which NAME NUM was written was one that is unfamiliar to us and that its purpose was theological not scientific So to ask whether NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is in contradiction to geology or evolution or any other aspect of science is really beside the point it is not addressing those questions What it is doing is making a very strong pitch that the whole show was made in a highly organised and deliberate way by the only NAME the all powerful NAME the one who is in charge NAME NAME is the secretary of Christians in Science Education NAME and was formerly the senior inspector for science of the Inner NAME Education Authority ERNEST NAME Footprints in the Dust From article at WEBSITE NUM NUM years ago at NUM pm NAME time on July th NUM NAME NAME stepped off the landing pad of the lunar module Eagle and uttered the now famous words That s NUM small step for a man NUM giant leap for mankind CHAR human being had set foot on the Moon for the first time Television pictures and photographs of the footprint he left in the dust on the NAME s surface flashed around the Earth Those pictures showed that the dust was only a few inches NUM to be exact thick Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the NAME and therefore the Earth is only a few thousand years old Their argument rested on an article by NAME NAME published in Scientific American in NUM NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount NAME NAME in NAME He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from NAME space in the form of tiny meteorites Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust but how much more is a matter of guesswork NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from NAME space which settles on the Earth each year He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth s surface annually This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism published in NUM to argue that if the NAME were NUM billion years old as astronomers claim it should have had several feet of dust on its surface not a few inches They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was This last comment which is repeated in other such books is quite untrue The amount of dust on the NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA A very thick layer would have made landing on the NAME and moving around on its surface difficult Leaving it again might also have been problematical However by NUM a year before NAME landed it was clear that there was nothing to worry about Satellites orbiting above the Earth s atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about NUM inches thick on the NAME if meteoric dust alone were the cause This work and other evidence was surveyed by CHAR CHAR NAME in NUM in NAME vol NUM pp NUM Of course there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the NAME and that would produce dust too So the NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected Since this evidence had been published in NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific published NUM years later is unaware of it or ignores it One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must 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was some reason in this The NAME has no significant atmosphere so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain However the pictures brought back by NAME NUM and subsequent NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits These are no doubt the result of the impact of meteoric dust On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the NAME NAME and NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the NAME s surface The figure they arrived at was about NUM feet in a billion years In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites However even at the maximum rate in NUM NUM years the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by NUM millionths of an inch producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust This work was published in NUM and should have been known and taken into account by the authors of Scientific Creationism Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter Yes for several reasons First of all Christians should be concerned about the truth The NAME we are committed to is the NAME of truth NAME NUM NUM Of all people Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars Secondly following from this it is dishonouring to NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on outofdate evidence and I know secular scholars who have little 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having quite the time ENJOY IT As for me I continue to build out character studies and try out new scene ideas for my movie script Much as a master painter does studies before doing the final grand painting NAME to do that again in April NAME Meanwhile I m looking forward to spring break here I m taking my Godchildren and their parents to the NAME NAME islands for a few days in hopes of spotting the real Killer Whale People Wish us luck I guess the other thing that s happening noticeably anyways is that I started running NUM months ago Seems I ve lost NUM lbs at last measurement Incredible Tell your dad bet he ll smile Take care my friend and keep checking in from time to time NAME NAME Please say hello to everyone especially your mom Or is it quotmumquot Re Check it out NAME Though that s certainly not how you spell NAME NAME looking forward to it We need to work out what we ll need and then apply to NAME NAME to get funding Later NAME Guys I ve decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim TAGG TAGG Positions NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Research Assistant NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory NAME NAME wrote Oh my word it s actually serious NAME wood anyone Where are we going to get the power supply from Shall I ask my Lab Technicians CHAR CHAR NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Check it out Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR Re Check it out Oh my word it s actually serious NAME wood anyone Where are we going to get the power supply from Shall I ask my Lab Technicians CHAR CHAR NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE Re Check it out I would like to say something arrrrgghhhhh I m supposed to have the brains in this operation I think not I have no brains left SMILEY Nightmare exam just as long as this project has nothing to do with NAME NAME I might be okay and please do nt grammar check that sentence Will find out about power supply maybe tomorrow or next week Have to locate my lab technicians hope they have nt disappeared I have the strange feeling that I had a dream last night about being lost in the physics department scary I ve completely forgotten what I wanted to say Oh well I ll read on TS NAME wrote I agree with NAME who agrees with me that funding is absolutely necessary NAME NAME NAME NAME is also desirable After we get this to work perhaps we can start work on the antigrav car CHAR senior scientist has the brains and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Of course we need funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher I m a senior researcher NAME s a senior scientist Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Of course we need funding Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Why NAME nows NAME to spel Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Funded by the NAME Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Definitely go NAME go NAME But then again there s less chance of NAME blowing himself up CHAR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Check it out Oh my goodness Firstly can someone tell me NAME was nt being serious when he told me he had asked NAME NAME for funding Secondly what s the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher Thirdly lets give ourselves a modicum of scientific credibility and not put antigravity in any acronym Fourthly I know we re scientists but surely we can do better that TAGG Fifthly much as I love the idea of handling money why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil It ca nt cost the earth Sixthly lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers Well I look forward to some enjoyable afterexam time spent on a fun project of a semiscientific nature Can NAME really get a high voltage power supply It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor Assuming this thing is not a hoax and it actually levitates and certainly this is an assumption until proven otherwise I would like to look into varying the power supply copper wire and aluminium foil etc in order to test the properties different materials give the device I am not the resident sceptic but certainly I tend in that direction at the moment But it should be fun I look forward to commencement NAME NAME ie depending on who you are Check it out WEBSITE Chicken iso CHAR KievF NAME Dear all NAME New Year As most of you know I am no longer in hospital For this reason I am very happy I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful I d like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks Hospital was not fun but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable I am now entering a period of NUM weeks convalescence is nt my life wellplanned before hopefully returning to NAME I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak but every morning I feel a little stronger It is kind of like in the NAME books on the star s island well I m hoping at least some of you will recall very cool and most unusual I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at NAME s a few days ago but have been reliably informed by NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house a little late but never mind I m going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time excellent It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely Well I hope you all have good start to your next term in NAME or wherever NAME bless NAME Re childrens talk NAME Thanks that sounds great I ve emailed NAME about the song but in case he does nt get back to me could you bring your guitar just in case Also the only other things to remember is to announce the collection for during the childrens song Thank you very much for doing this See you tomorrow NAME Re childrens talk NAME Thanks that sounds great I ve emailed NAME about the song but in case he does nt get back to me could you bring your guitar just in case Also the only other things to remember is to announce the collection for during the childrens song Thank you very much for doing this See you tomorrow NAME chocolate esp galaxy and lindt the subject of my email has also nothing to do with the content I am just hungry I do want a job but no one wants me O well I am glad that you have a good guitar NAME will be mad if it is nicer than his but how will you get it back here I wish I was in NAME NAME right now it sounds so much fun and warm and relaxed and I would love to see NAME you should move there visit you who is NAME is he a relative what were your american new freinds like and maybe you can give me the answer to one of my all time great NAME mysteries exactly how does the american canadian uni system work do they have like an NAME thing are there better unis and how long do you stay and is it true you have to be quite wealthy to go do nt worry if it s toolong to explain now you can always tell me next term off to the barbarian country early tomorrow oo while CHAR remember I hope you did ok in your exams I got a NUM NUM so I m pretty happy hope all continues to be well and that you are relaxing after a month of hard work love NAME xx Re chocolate esp galaxy and lindt Dear NAME I m glad you are able to check your email regularly I like emailing you Which award did NAME NAME Would I have heard of his book If you tell me the title I ll try and get hold of it I am doing a lot of booklooking at the moment as I m trying to find all my texts for next year It s incredibly expensive but charity shops are good and second hand book shops I am not doing NAME feel like I ve done everything I possibly can to get a job so I do nt fell guilty any more about not having one Our theatre is having its rep season at the moment so I am planning to go to a couple of cheap matinees I do so love the theatre there s something about live performance that s just not there in films apart from The Sound of Music of course Ho hum I d better get off the computer I have just got back from NAME which was ok but too much family I love my family but too much time with them is like too much time with the Queen it all gets just a bit overpowering I went to see NAME did I tell you that which was ok NAME all s well Love NAME xx Re NAME NAME Hey NAME Thanks for the email Glad to hear about the masters where are you gonig to be doing it What in When are you going to be up in NAME I met NAME last night at a 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archduke of electrogravity and master of the elements NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysical reality NAME health and safety NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Clarification of suggested positions OK how about this NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of engineering master of action reaction NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Sounds much more like it to me CHAR So NAME has brains but NAME and I do nt Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian I agree it would be more desirable to blow NAME up NAME is keeping very quiet about all this You re still mad to want funding It s okay for you NUM but I m still going to be here next year NAME Re Clarification of suggested positions It seems to me as if NAME may have been demoted slightly here I thought NAME was the Health and Safety guy I ll tell you what you guys can build the thing and I ll just be in charge SMILEY Actually being a wizard could be quite fun This calls for a delicate operation are any of us qualified NAME can cut NAME can stick I ll press the on switch and NAME can tell us it s looking great NAME NAME On a serious note CHAR suggest we try stiff drinking straws for the struts because they re lighter and easier to acquire NAME supply and copper wire I ll investigate aluminium foil we should be able to manage Glue they might have some in the lab as well There s a whole workshop in the Physics department for building this kind of thing but I m not allowed to go in there CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Regarding your proposed positions NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME archduke of engineering master of action reaction NAME supreme commander of philosophy and metaphysics NAME health and safety Sounds excellent indeed Would prefer NAME wizard of physical law seer of natural forces NAME 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history The usual NAME mindgames poor organisation of recent years marred the start of the match The NAME NAME skated out with the rink lights all on to the NAME Wars Empire Death March music or whatever it is called instead of the music we had selected to skate out to The NAME NAME came out to a darkened rink and light show etc etc The referee did nt turn up so the NUM linesmen had to fill in The NAME failed to produce an official gamesheet so the back of a poster was used with our roster printout The start as NAME says was not great as players panicked with the NAME and the breakout and defensive system collapsed Visions of previous years disappointments were hard to dispel However NAME read them the riot act it was the worst period of hockey we had played all season so NUM was relatively encouraging between periods and the team assumed its proper form in the second A few interesting notes to add which may spice the enjoyment of the writeups below Channel NUM national television was there and filmed the whole game as they did NUM years ago for the NUM loss This time around we declined the pregame interviews in the dressing room as that kind of came back to haunt us in NUM NAME NAME rookie defenceman who has worn an A this term wore a microphone for most of the second period an interesting encounter between him and the NAME Captain following the latter s crashing the net was poorly censored on the NUM mins of tape that was shown between periods of live NAME coverage last night Several players have taped it and I will try and arrange for a screening at NAME this year when I come back NAME one of our top players was recovering from a ruptured kidney sustained skiing at Christmas which caused him to miss NAME As a result he was limited to only a few shifts mainly on the power play and occasionally on the third line He was the one who was poleaxed by NAME in OT as he broke NAME NUM NAME defenders suffering a flash knockout which left his jaw bruised his teeth loose and his senses muddled it took him a few minutes to figure out where he was After some recovery time he was able to contribute another shift or NUM which showed that he was pretty wobbly so we sat him down for the remainder We also lost NAME NAME NAME to a badly sprained ankle before the game even started the injury was sustained when his foot slipped off a helmet as he tried to negotiate his way across the hopelessly cramped NAME dressing room The linesman who disallowed NAME st period goal admitted after the first period that he blew the call which was of little consolation at the time as you can imagine It would have been a very different game had it stood but perhaps not as thrilling ultimately There has been all kinds of fallout from the NAME I must say I was convinced that the NAME would take the NUM tie and take off back to the Fens with the NAME Cup I didnt know that NAME and NAME had agreed a NUM minute overtime in writing Luckily when the NAME official asked me whether we wanted a tie or OT I was able to guess the right answer Persuading the officials was more difficult as NAME rules sanction only a NUM minute OT Both teams pushed for and got the NUM minutes they had agreed thankfully My historical perspective that both Blues teams predate NAME and ahve earned a degree of latitude A bit about the NAME Captain NAME He is a great player who has probably logged about mins in each of the past NUM NAME and rung up rather too many points However grudging respect for his abilities as a player was tainted by the dislike at the gamesmanship he demonstrated last year and again this year In the first period last year seldompenalised NAME NAME was given NUM minutes and a game misconduct for a seemingly innocuous hit along the boards that left NAME writhing on the ice in pain The NUM minute penalty was where the rot set in for last year s loss and the swiftlyrecovered NAME was able to contribute a sizeable tally Anyway we could nt help but feel a certain poetic justice in NAME s apparent comeuppance this time around That feeling was perhaps enhanced by a subsequent email that he sent to NAME NAME who wore the CHAR on the day NAME rules prevent a goalie from being a Captain or Assistant so NAME had to transfer his responsibilities insisting that he had seen replays of the hit and it was perfectly clean Perhaps if they had succeeded in securing a referee for the game it may have been different but the linesman who called it described it as one of the most unnecessarily violent hits he had seen It is uncertain how we should respond to this plea but I think we are unlikely to send the NAME Cup back What was a less forgiveable however was one of those odd coincidences that happen when you studying out here reported by in the same email One of our more talkative players who shall remain nameless was at the Air NAME desk a few days after the NAME bragging about his feats and complaining about the dirty NAME Captain etc etc A couple turned around in front of him and indicated that they were NAME s parents and did nt appreciate what he had to say Not that it deterred the NAME NAME in question rather it apparently stoked the flames Still we could nt shut that player up all season anyway so it is unlikely that we will be able to start now Oh and before I forget After the ceremonial faceoff NAME dropped by the affable High Commissioner NAME wished NAME luck to which the latter responded with a smirk So it ll be the same as last year then ie NAME loss NUM I think so It Would have sounded good in the NAME NAME dressing room had it been so but I suspect that he has nt mentioned it to anyone there yet And NUM final note The disorganisation of the NAME scheduling saw me award the NAME goalie their Player of the Game trophy their coach award ours and the High Commissioner award the Man of the Match trophy Then the compere for the day thanked everyone for coming our and please leave now as we had overstayed the booking I rather bluntly pointed out that the NAME Cup has been overlooked and so we were even later getting off the ice only to discover that we had locked the dressing room key into the dressing room which took another NUM minutes It was a very sweet victory indeed NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME History with Overtime NAME th Ice NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR OT The NAME NAME wrote a new chapter in the history of the oldest Ice Hockey Rivalry in the world Their overtime victory last night in NAME NAME was the first game to be decided in extra time in a fixture dating back to NUM NAME NUM at the first intermission NAME came out aggressively in the second period tying the score at NUM A powerplay goal late in the same period handed NAME the advantage heading into the final frame of regulation time Just after the midway point of the third period NAME tied the game at NUM forcing a tenminute suddendeath overtime period Having killed off a minute penalty to their Captain the NAME NAME found it impossible to stop opposing centre NAME NAME whose highlightreel goal with NUM NUM remaining in overtime returned the NAME Cup to NAME NAME and NAME Man of the Match honours were awarded to NAME NAME and NAME NAME respectively NAME NAME was named overall Man of the Match for his dominating physical play and gamewinning goal Remembrances of the NAME NAME NUM The sun shone down from a clear blue sky and skipped along Broad Street where it beamed off the golden sandstone of the NAME Theatre In the courtyard graduates recent and ancient queued in amusement park fashion shuffling back and forth before entering the NAME School where they cast their votes for Chancellor All in all it was a magical early spring day in NAME bright and sunny with a playful nip in the air In other words it was the season for the NAME NAME The weather turned edgier in NAME The wind blew too much the sun still shone but the cold in the air was a bit overdone The last road sign announcing this way to the crematorium and the ice arena set the stage Inside the same dingy disco infested duck pond as in years past After a hearty welcome from their fans during warmups the Blues were introduced in semidarkness NAME the little joys of a NAME in NAME The first period was fast paced and began without evidence of the usual nervousness on either side Most of the period was in the NAME s side of the red line with bursts towards the NAME goal Early on a few weak pucks made to the NAME s goalie and NAME NAME Watt offering him a gentle warmup Although the NAME were on the attack most of the time their efforts were well thwarted by the NAME s defense Half way through the period however NAME broke into goal from the corner looked to pass to the front and then shortsided the NAME for a goal NUM or NUM minutes later the Blues answered with a goal of their own only to discover that the play had been deemed dead although a whistle was nt heard by the crowd The NAME took a penalty on the play but were able to kill it off With a minute to go in the period the NAME struck again and the period ended NUM for the home team CHAR hard fought period that could have easily been NUM was now NUM a condition that was too familiar for those who ve seen the last few NAME The second period the game slowly CHAR hanged shape The first half the teams were even heading up and down the ice in equal measure About halfway through the period with the NAME fans standing as they would the rest of the game the Blues broke through and scored their first goal to be recorded on the board The NAME responded with a flurry including a breakaway stuffed by NAME and the Blues hung on NUM minutes after their first goal the Blues grabbed another By this time the first line of NAME NAME and NAME were dominating the NAME and the other lines were holding their own if not better The NAME s defense reliably shut down the NAME in the neutral zone and left no one including NAME with enough ice to gather a head of steam The Blues had played a dump and chase and check game from the beginning and it was taking it s toll on the NAME who had a slightly shorter bench The NAME were bending but they refused to break and struck a counter blow on one of their infrequent attacks during a powerplay that saw the period end NUM The intensity of the third period continued where the second period left off Despite controlling the game the Blues were in a tight spot They played consistently and tied the game with NUM minutes left The last NUM minutes was a contest of NAME the Blues holding the zone the NAME chucking the NAME to neutral ice and the Blues stuffing it back in Rarely did the NAME make it into the NAME s zone with the NAME in tow but as was shown earlier it only takes one shot to lose a game that the Blues had by this time deserved to win The NAME goalie played his position well handling a blizzard of shots not getting caught out of position handling the easy NUM simply and being there on NUM or NUM occasions that could easily have been goals Incredibly the game ended in a tie NUM CHAR NUM minute overtime period was put on the clock The teams rested at the bench for about NUM minutes and then headed back out onto the dirty ice In the opening minutes the NAME showed a little more life an CHAR then the Blues began to dominate again Some excellent individual efforts were capping the NAME s charges looking for the winning goal On NUM effort NAME fought through NUM defensemen turned to face the goalie and was sent flying by a high stick a high elbow and NUM foot charge from NAME After medical staff revived NAME NAME the only true scoring threat left on the NAME side was given a NUM minute major and game misconduct Now the NAME were really on the back foot The NAME were trying to hold on for a tie and the Blues were looking for the finishing blow The NAME killed the major but the pressure did nt slack In the crowd fans wondered if the recent jinx was to hold on this occasion too NAME dug the NAME out of the corner dragged himself away from defender crossed in front of the net where the goalie sprawled and blocked his access But he held the NAME kept moving to the other side of the net and patiently stuffed the NAME over and behind the prone goalie The game was over The Blues had brought the cup home and the pain of the last NUM years drained out of the veterans on the team The team and fans erupted in an orgy of joy in front of a NAME crowd who had been hoping to outlast the inevitable NAME the NAME goalie from Buffalo NY won their mvp NAME picked up Man of the Match and NAME NAME accepted the Trophy for the NAME NAME CHAR thrilling victory Many thanks to the team for a tremendous effort and a very entertaining game With NAME Mail you can get a bigger mailbox choose a size that fits your needs NAME BLUES NAME MAILING LIST mailto EMAIL with subject subscribe to be ADDED mailto EMAIL with subject unsubscribe to be REMOVED Re Fwd NAME for sale Sounds like a potentially good idea Dad NAME NAME NAME Contact Details 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to students in College study bedrooms NUM If a member of staff buys one of these NAME for their own use at home then they can borrow the NAME Office CDs from the helpdesk at no cost The first batch of NAME will be available during the week beginning June th PRIORITY WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE ABLE TO COLLECT THE PCs DURING THAT WEEK If you are interested in purchasing any of these please send a mail message to EMAIL specifying whether you want a NAME or not NAME CHAR CHAR Bettess Director NAME NUM NUM NUM UK Information Technology Service NUM NUM NUM NUM International University of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Work email EMAIL NAME email EMAIL The address EMAIL is a restricted mailing list you cannot send to it Re Fwd NAME NAME That is a shame I will look for the files when I get home and send what I find Do nt give up hope yet At least you had those positive vibes earlier in the week I hope you can reenergize for studying and can stay healthy Look after yourself All for now NAME NAME NAME Contact Details NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health NUM NUM University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME CB SR new email EMAIL On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi dad got a no from microsoft today NAME can you or NAME please pass me my files that I sent to NAME and the email I sent to the mining companies so that I can try this lead too The email NUM will be in my outbox in outlook express password NUM and the microsoft one will be in word work is going slowly and I feel sick NAME Hi NAME my dad works for NAME international oil and services company who are very very unlikely to offer you funding as they are tight little However he sent me this email so if you are needing help with funding still then I ll forward him the relevant information for you If you do nt ask then you ll never know right He says NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Well they do sometimes but not very often It helps if contact between student and company has been made BEFORE a request for support Also this is handled at a fairly local level there is no global fund for this sort of support so it s important that the right group in the company supports the application Much of the digital geology work was started in NAME in fact I ve been collecting a few papers for you to read as a research topic What level of funding are we talking about here If he s got a NAME and project proposal I can look at I ll see if I can do anything but ca nt promise So I would nt get any hopes up whatsoever but it might be worth a try work hard love from NAME Re Fwd Re NAME NAME Hello everyone Sorry it s taken me a few days to get round to emailing you I have been sooooooo busy this week but now I m at home for a few days so I have a bit more time now For those of you who do nt know at NAME NAME on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week and not just on a Monday night So that s what I ll try and do Sorry if I get any facts wrong I m trying to remember it all Explore courses and CHAR NAME s mum who is ill with pneumonia but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her NAME s grandad who is ill and the rest of the family NAME s brother NAME who is still finding it difficult at school Word who are going to the NAME NAME this Sunday NAME s work that he does some and the phd that he has applied to do NAME NAME who is still ill NAME s friends in flat NAME CHAR that there is peace there NAME s mum who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home and since she retired NAME NAME speaker or has that been sorted out now NAME s summer NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday I think we re doing NAME NUM Maybe NAME will send you an email with it on if you re nice to him Love NAME Fwd Re NAME NAME NAME Most of you probably wo nt get this email before NAME NAME tonight but I thought I d send it anyway See ya tonight Love NAME and NAME Here is this week s study passage which really is only NAME NUM but I think we have to look at the history behind this as well in NAME NUM NUM NUM At NAME there was a man named NAME a NAME in what was known as the Italian Regiment NUM He and all his family were devout and Godfearing he gave generously to those in need and prayed to NAME regularly NUM NUM day at about NUM in the afternoon he had a vision He distinctly saw an angel of NAME who came to him and said NAME NUM NAME stared at him in fear What is it NAME he asked The angel answered Your prayers and gifts to the poor have come up as a memorial offering before NAME NUM Now send men to NAME to bring back a man named NAME who is called NAME NUM He is staying with NAME the NAME whose house is by the sea NUM When the angel who spoke to him had gone NAME called one of his servants and a devout soldier who was one of his attendants NUM He told them everything that had happened and sent them to NAME NUM About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city NAME went up on the roof to pray NUM He became hungry and wanted something to eat and while the meal was being prepared he fell into a trance NUM He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its NUM corners NUM It contained all kinds of fourfooted animals as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air NUM Then a voice told him Get up NAME NAME and eat NUM Surely not NAME NAME replied I have never eaten anything impure or unclean NUM The voice spoke to him a second time Do not call anything impure that NAME has made clean NUM This happened NUM times and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven NUM While NAME was wondering about the meaning of the vision the men sent by NAME found out where NAME s house was and stopped at the gate NUM They called out asking if NAME who was known as NAME was staying there NUM While NAME was still thinking about the vision the NAME said to him NAME NUM NUM men are looking for you NUM So get up and go downstairs Do not hesitate to go with them for NUM have sent them NUM NAME went down and said to the men I m the one you re looking for Why have you come NUM The men replied We have come from NAME the NAME He is a righteous and Godfearing man who is respected by all the Jewish people CHAR holy angel told him to have you come to his house so that he could hear what you have to say NUM Then NAME invited the men into the house to be his guests The next day NAME started out with them and some of the brothers from NAME went along NUM The following day he arrived in NAME NAME was expecting them and had called together his relatives and close friends NUM As NAME entered the house NAME met him and fell at his feet in reverence NUM But NAME made him get up Stand up he said I am only a man myself NUM Talking with him NAME went inside and found a large gathering of people NUM He said to them You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a NAME or visit him But NAME has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean NUM So when I was sent for I came without raising any objection May I ask why you sent for me NUM NAME answered NUM days ago I was in my house praying at this hour at NUM in the afternoon Suddenly a man in shining clothes stood before me NUM and said NAME NAME has heard your prayer and remembered your gifts to the poor NUM NAME to NAME for NAME who is called NAME He is a guest in the home of NAME the NAME who lives by the sea NUM So I sent for you immediately and it was good of you to come Now we are all here in the presence of NAME to listen to everything the NAME has commanded you to tell us NUM Then NAME began to speak I now realize how true it is that NAME does not show favoritism NUM but accepts men from every nation who fear him and do what is right NUM You know the message NAME sent to the people of NAME telling the good news of peace through NAME NAME who is NAME of all NUM You know what has happened throughout NAME beginning in NAME after the baptism that NAME preached NUM how NAME anointed NAME of NAME with the NAME NAME and power and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil because NAME was with him NUM We are witnesses of everything he did in the country of the Jews and in NAME They killed him by hanging him on a tree NUM but NAME raised him from the dead on the third day and caused him to be seen NUM He was not seen by all the people but by witnesses whom NAME had already chosenby us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead NUM He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the NUM whom NAME appointed as judge of the living and the dead NUM All the prophets testify about him that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name NUM While NAME was still speaking these words the NAME NAME came on all who heard the message NUM The circumcised believers who had come with NAME were astonished that the gift of the NAME NAME had been poured out even on the Gentiles NUM For they heard them speaking in tongues NUM and praising NAME Then NAME said NUM Can anyone keep these people from being baptized with water They have received the NAME NAME just as we have NUM So he ordered that they be baptized in the name of NAME NAME Then they asked NAME to stay with them for a few days NAME NUM NUM The apostles and the brothers throughout NAME heard that the Gentiles also had received the word of NAME NUM So when NAME went up to NAME the circumcised believers criticized him NUM and said You went into the house of uncircumcised men and ate with them NUM NAME began and explained everything to them precisely as it had happened NUM I was in the city of NAME praying and in a trance I saw a vision I saw something like a large sheet being let down from heaven by its NUM corners and it came down to where I was NUM I looked into it and saw fourfooted animals of the earth wild beasts reptiles and birds of the air NUM Then I heard a voice telling me Get up NAME NAME and eat NUM I replied Surely not NAME Nothing impure or unclean has ever entered my mouth NUM The voice spoke from heaven a second time Do not call anything impure that NAME has made clean NUM This happened NUM times and then it was all pulled up to heaven again NUM NAME then NUM men who had been sent to me from NAME stopped at the house where I was staying NUM The NAME told me to have no hesitation about going with them These NUM brothers also went with me and we entered the man s house NUM He told us how he had seen an angel appear in his house and say Send to NAME for NAME who is called NAME NUM He will bring you a message through which you and all your household will be saved NUM As I began to speak the NAME NAME came on them as he had come on us at the beginning NUM Then I remembered what the NAME had said NAME baptized with NUM water but you will be baptized with the NAME NAME NUM So if NAME gave them the same gift as he gave us who believed in the NAME NAME NAME who was I to think that I could oppose NAME NUM When they heard this they had no further objections and praised NAME saying So then NAME has granted even the Gentiles repentance unto life NUM NUM NUM early manuscript NUM other manuscripts do not have the number NUM NUM Or other languages NUM NUM Or in NAME NUM NUM NUM years later I went up again to NAME this time with NAME I took NAME along also NUM I went in response to a revelation and set before them the gospel that I preach among the Gentiles But I did this privately to those who seemed to be leaders for fear that I was running or had run my race in vain NUM Yet not even NAME who was with me was compelled to be circumcised even though he was a Greek NUM This matter arose because some false brothers had infiltrated our ranks to spy on the freedom we have in NAME NAME and to make us slaves NUM We did not give in to them for a moment so that the truth of the gospel might remain with you NUM As for those who seemed to be importantwhatever they were makes no difference to me NAME does not judge by external appearancethose men added nothing to my message NUM On the contrary they saw that I had been entrusted with the task of preaching the gospel to the Gentiles NUM just as NAME had been to the Jews NUM NUM For NAME who was at work in the ministry of NAME as an apostle to the Jews was also at work in my ministry as an apostle to the Gentiles NUM NAME NAME NUM and NAME those reputed to be pillars gave me and NAME the right hand of fellowship when they recognized the grace given to me They agreed that we should go to the Gentiles and they to the Jews NUM All they asked was that we should continue to remember the poor the very thing I was eager to do NUM When NAME came to NAME I opposed him to his face because he was clearly in the wrong NUM Before certain men came from NAME he used to eat with the Gentiles But when they arrived he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles because he was afraid of those who belonged to the circumcision group NUM The other Jews joined him in his hypocrisy so that by their hypocrisy even NAME was led astray NUM When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the gospel I said to NAME in front of them all You are a Jew yet you live like a NAME and not like a Jew How is it then that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs NUM We who are Jews by birth and not NAME sinners NUM know that a man is not justified by observing the law but by faith in NAME NAME So we too have put our faith in NAME NAME that we may be justified by faith in NAME and not by observing the law because by observing the law no one will be justified NUM If while we seek to be justified in NAME it becomes evident that we ourselves are sinners does that mean that NAME promotes sin Absolutely not NUM If I rebuild what I destroyed I prove that I am a lawbreaker NUM For through the law I died to the law so that I might live for NAME NUM I have been crucified with NAME and NUM no longer live but NAME lives in me The life I live in the body I live by faith in the NAME of NAME who loved me and gave himself for me NUM I do not set aside the grace of NAME for if righteousness could be gained through the law NAME died for nothing NUM NUM NUM Greek uncircumcised NUM NUM Greek circumcised also in verses NUM and NUM NUM NUM Greek NAME also in verses NUM and NUM NUM NUM Some interpreters end the quotation after verse NUM Re Fwd NAME Evolution and Basic Christian Doctrine NAME Your central point that evolution is not Basic Christian Doctrine is actually accepted although it is surprising how many people have not been led by the NAME to the Creationist viewpoint as suggested Similar to the argument regarding certain gifts of the NAME I cannot comment on the specific remarks You may be able to do so and I am sure many others have done so I suspect you will be wasting your time responding in any detail whatsoever You might want to make a short response as a courtesy From my perspective I think there are a lot of such discussions prompted by the internet and by and large there are not productive enough to warrant the time invested Unless there is an incentive for real dialogue and an openness to compromise real progress is unlikely All for now Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME UK Fwd NAME good article I think this did nt work the first time so here it is again Forwarded message from EMAIL Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME From EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject NAME good article To NAME NAME EMAIL Dear NAME I m sorry I have been so long in replying to your email I hope your job interview went well and that you have heard back from them by now Did you decide whether to take the job or not I very much enjoyed meeting you in NAME in NAME on the Lake and thank you so much for taking NAME NAME and myself to The NAME it was a lovely evening and a very enjoyable play I can still remember the line NAME is my devoted slave SMILEY It comes in very handy around here I also remember our long discussion afterwards To tell you the truth I m still not sure I undertand some of your points in matters of finance and economics I am as I m sure you realised a complete beginner I m sorry if some of my comments on capitalism sounded rather critical I m afraid you may just have to forgive my ignorance about the real world We get spoonfed on Marxism at NAME And you thought Marxism was dead However I did read most of an interesting paper this morning published by NAME ORG Conference on NAME and Development I think you can get hold of it online WEBSITE If you are interested it is Discussion Paper no NUM by NAME NAME published December NUM and entitled Free Trade or Fair Trade An enquiry into the causes of failure in recent trade negotiations I think you just type NUM into the search box on the web site He makes the point that whilst trade liberalisation may be the long term international aim it is currently beneficial for neither developing nor developed countries and appears to have produced greater wage disparities both within developing and developed nations and between the NUM Although the paper is not about the capitalist system in general it seems to be the case that trade liberalisation and the NAME is the current favourite popular objection to international capitalism Anyway enough about that I hope you are well and that we will meet again soon perhaps this time in NAME With much love NAME xxx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Greetings all Yes indeed I quite enjoyed the trip down The drive down was interesting enough and I did enjoy meeting you NAME and seeing you again NAME ps thanks for the use of the bed on the fourth of july NAME you ate more than a half cow I survived the trip back it was nt bad at all In NAME the highways are absolutely horrendous and the lanes are narrow as I m sure you can testify NAME I was falling asleep since I was running on barely any sleep for the entire week I was going to sleep based on NAME time and waking up to NAME NAME where I do nt get much sleep as it is I actually met up with NAME NAME in LA which was the night I had quite the drive in and out of LA to NAME Beach while nearly falling asleep which was a little scary They are probably responding more to the moneygrabbing attitude of capitalists than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are necessarily trying to protect their own interests While it may be the best option of those currently available are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a byproduct Does the end justify the means And does the nullification of the ends justify the evil that is being caused by the means The difference between good and bad is what is ultimately done with the profits and perspective Certainly there are some who may be propelled by pure greed but if in doing so they are doing good and creating value why should others resent them CHAR among other perhaps more nefarious things am a libertarian I believe that there are lot of things that are wrong but at the same time I believe NAME gave us free choice The beauty of capitalism is that the differentials are not so great in terms of what is good and what is bad In the ideal capitalism gives individuals opportunities to pursue their individual talents and gifts contributing to NAME s Kingdom and society as a whole while being able to make a living of it Profit is merely the value that is created And the greed that can develop only comes from a matter of perspective The great thing about this entire system is that regardless of whether one is pure of heart or evil the outcome is good Another issue potentially to discuss is the question of paper profits NAME sorry if I was a little abrupt on this point it s a bit of a sore topic since I think there is a lot of education that must be done in this respect while there are many who aggressively criticize the process without understanding it Here s a quick and dirty guide to finance there are NUM basic rules to finance the first is that a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow and that less risk is better than more risk A company is worth the present value of all future cash flows much like an annuity or a perpetuity in the NAME How much would you pay for a perpetuity that pays dividends forever for instance How much would you pay for a dollar that you know you will get for sure next year Given that you know for sure that you can get x return from a bank account you would presumably want the inverse of that ie amount x and you would be indifferent to getting the amount today versus tomorrow And that is how you arrive at a NAME Risk factors in by increasing or decreasing the rate For those who take on more risk the more return they get The capital markets stock and bond markets therefore attempt to determine what the present value of all future cash flows is for any given organization Behind each stock are companies who employee people and who innovate and build The primary market is described as being where companies first raise money in initial public offerings often for expansion and the secondary market is the aftermarket where this ownership trades In terms of new technology much of the benefits would not be possible without the capital markets the capital markets have a real effect even though they play a supporting role For capitalism to work there must be an efficient allocation of capital to where it is needed or else you have people making above average returns for below average risk much like the oil barons did without proper capital allocation you do nt get the necessary oportunities to build true competitors to keep the entire system in check The irony is that the opposition by NAME to trade and capitalism if you buy the arguments below however altruistic the means the ends are just terrifying for all concerned from the goals of equality of opportunity to aiding the impoverished This may be the ultimate bottom line is it better to have an end result that is good with the means being questionable possibly good and possibly bad or to have an ends that is bad with the means being questionable possibly good and possibly bad say that NUM times fast NAME NAME Banc of NAME Securities NAME NUM NAME th Street NAME NAME NY NUM NAME NUM NUM Dear NAME Just thought I d write you a quick email to CHAR make sure you got home okay and CHAR to thank you once again for making the trip to NAME and for the theatre outing which was very fun in a different way to something like NAME I know NAME enjoyed meeting you and NAME will no doubt love exagerating on descriptions of you your car and the meal never seen without a piece suit lights his cuban cigars with NUM bills has a car that drives itself while he emails his clients using a device that plugs directly into his brain NAME ate a halfcow I read the capitalism article you sent a calm rebuttal of some NAME I agree with him that many of these agencies are criticising a system which does indeed do more for the poor than many others They are probably responding more to the moneygrabbing attitude of capitalists than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are necessarily trying to protect their own interests While it may be the best option of those currently available are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a byproduct I do hope the trip home was easier than the one in Any word yet on 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Greetings to you all Here comes another prayer letter from me to update you about my NAME trip with NAME NAME and NAME Street Church of NAME Brothers and Sisters I want to thank you for continuing to pray for the trip and for myself I want also to extend my welcome to some friends I have included in this email list I hope that you would nt mind your inclusion NAME if you were nt expecting this email or if I have been bad at keeping in touch Hope you be blessed as you pray for His Kingdom and His people Some practicalities I will be leaving for NAME on NUM November for the first week I will be visiting and staying with a NAME NAME longterm mission family in NAME they have been serving the NAME for some years now On NUM November I will rejoin some of my team as we spend sometime in NAME being trained and getting to know NAME Until NUM December then we will travel overnight to NAME NAME a city called NAME NAME NAME We will be doing some school visits helping out in an English camp and some sort of market evangelism We will be back in NAME on NUM December for a day of debrief NAME members Roger NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME at the respectable age of NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME and myself Please pray for each one of us as you can see we are a culturally diverse team by no means a monoAustralian team A few weeks back when we had a retreat for the trip we really made use of the opportunity to get to know each other better As we understood where each of us was coming from what sort of personalities we all have it is my utmost prayer that we may work as a team in good and bad times so that NAME s glory may be fulfilled Please remember each of our health as we have been warned about our adaptability to the spicy NAME cuisine We all need a prepared heart for the trip for thewhateverdegreeof spiritual warfare that we are going to be involved in As we all have different backgrounds as a Christian and lots of other things work preaching exams 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calling Remember how privileged we are and yet there are so many lives waiting to be saved This week I saw NUM friends off NAME whom I wo nt see for a few months It s amazing how NAME has provided me with such spiritual Brothers and others since I arrived here barely NUM months ago There are plenty of friends experiences I want to give thanks for But I want to encourage us all to think of the possibility of extending our friendship to nonChristians it s a mandate not an option They are precious in NAME s eyes In our respective mission fields workplace school and family we can all make a difference by extending our hospitality etc to them Please pray for us all in the team that we may all learn a great lesson of caring for the mission field ie remembering our nonChristian contacts that we will be establishing in NAME It is often true that we give up praying for our nonChristian targets after sometime may we have the patience to see NAME s fruits yielded Do believe in the power of 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Member NAME NAME s College Men s NAME NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in NUM activity I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems hence my academic scientific slant I am creative I enjoy painting portraits engaging in woodwork and playing the guitar I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel NAME sjcu Prayer Request Thanks for the email NAME I am praying in faith as are my church Do let me know if you have any further news hope you re having a peaceful fun Christmas Yours in Him NAME NAME Hi everyone just a quick prayer request For those of you who know NAME NAME he s been in hospital near NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week His lung keeps inflating and deflating again and so the hole in his lung ca nt heal As a result of this he ca nt go home Obviously please pray for him to be healed and well soon But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we d like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed NAME NAME reminded me that it would be amazing and quite miraculous almost so much that I am scared to pray for it but NAME is BIG Very VERY BIG BIG TIME BIG So he can answer prayers NAME guys NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well NAME bless love NAME Fwd Stop working Play this WEBSITE Fwd Stop working Play this WEBSITE NAME Year Off NAME so you know what actually happened NAME NAME NAME Hope you had a good NAME and are looking forward to your final exams Sorry for not explaining the situation before but my Dad suffered an unexpected brain haemorrhage a week before the end of last term and after NUM operations the first to clip the artery he was supposed to have been back at work in NUM months but it went a bit wrong and the second to remove part of his skull to relieve the pressure a bit we were told he would be gone in a day then a week then for an indefinite amount of time in a coma Then there was some movement in his right hand and now the situation is very unclear He is still in a coma but there is a possible chance of some sort of recovery although we do nt know what and it may mean that he has to live out the rest of his life requiring total care in a nursing home although he is only NUM and was perfectly healthy beforehand Anyway the doctors are very surprised that he has survived at all since they believed he was brain dead for a while and some people are reckoning that it is a miracle We were told a few weeks ago that the chances of him waking up were a billion to NUM and now it seems it may be on the cards he opened his right eye and waved last Friday Whether he will recognise us or remember anything when or indeed if he does come round we do nt know his left hand side appears to have shot it and we were told that the part of his brain which controls consciousness had died but now they do nt know Sorry to load this on you but you did ask I will probably come up to NAME after the exams for a few days depending on the circumstances and again at the end of term NAME to see you then NAME EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME s in NAME now he s doing OK all things considered and I d say is a better colour now Not that that is a very medical thing to judge on He is going to be in over our Christmas his mum has delayed their family celebrations until he gets home They may have to operate on Thursday But that may be a good thing because he will begin to get better then He would love to be able to have a shower the nurses said they were going to try and work something out His mum is finding it pretty hard but I think that is understandable He is now not feeling so dizzy which has the advnatage that he can read and WORK What is he like I was being myself and the nurse was asking him about whether he drank and I involunatarilly laughed and she asked him what was so funny Quite embarrassing but also funny Anyway I m going to visit him on Wednesday so if you have messages you could send them and I ll print them out and take them or if you want you can fax stuff ermmm NUM NUM NUM NAME so ehh Happy Christmas I think this last week has made me really really glad that there is so much more to Christmas than things As NAME said at the NAME service If Christmas is nt the best news you ve ever heard you ve miss understood it Sorry to those of you who get this twice RIght cheerio for now GOd NAME NAME NAME s in NAME now he s doing OK all things considered and I d say is a better colour now Not that that is a very medical thing to judge on He is going to be in over our Christmas his mum has delayed their family celebrations until he gets home They may have to operate on Thursday But that may be a good thing because he will begin to get better then He would love to be able to have a shower the nurses said they were going to try and work something out His mum is finding it pretty hard but I think that is understandable He is now not feeling so dizzy which has the advnatage that he can read and WORK What is he like I was being myself and the nurse was asking him about whether he drank and I involunatarilly laughed and she asked him what was so funny Quite embarrassing but also funny Anyway I m going to visit him on Wednesday so if you have messages you could send them and I ll print them out and take them or if you want you can fax stuff ermmm NUM NUM NUM NAME so ehh Happy Christmas I think this last week has made me really really glad that there is so much more to Christmas than things As NAME said at the NAME service If Christmas is nt the best news you ve ever heard you ve miss understood it Sorry to those of you who get this twice RIght cheerio for now GOd NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME my first instinct was not to do anything straight away but then I forced myself to get get a move on and send it being NUM days before christmas ironic really I do nt understand the whole cu list thing really NAME s idea was a good one I hope NAME does nt mind it was quite a tricky one to write but I just paraphrased yours hope you do nt mind either I wrote NAME an email too Happy Christmas too Love NAME CHAR Oh well I think what NAME wrote was just fine Thanks NAME NAME NAME Christmas to you both Love ya NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME Too late NAME NAME I guess you are wise as ususal I ll ask NAME before I send anything out NAME If you do nt think NAME will mind an email about his health going out then write NUM and email it to EMAIL and then NAME can approve it but it will come from you it ll look better that way NAME Hi guys I do nt know if you ve heard but NAME is in hospital near NAME with a collapsed lung and has been for some time now Probably about a week His lung keeps inflating which is good but then deflating again bad and so the hole in his lung ca nt heal As a result of this he ca nt go home I think spending Christmas in the hospital would be awful so can I ask you to pray that he would be healed Healed and out before Christmas I think that would be amazing and quite miraculous almost so much that I am scared to pray for it but NAME is BIG Very VERY BIG BIG TIME BIG So he can answer prayers I do nt know if you can email the people in the CU from home but if you can can you pass on my remarks to them and get them to pray form him too Thanks CHAR much Finally if you want to send him a message the way I do it is sending an email to EMAIL and his brother NAME will take it to NAME in the Hospital I know he is lonely as anything bored out of his mind and really wants to get home so if you guys would send him an email I know he would love it But please pray for him most of all though do send him an email too if you like Loads of love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME If you do nt think NAME will mind an email about his health going out then write NUM and email it to EMAIL and then NAME can approve it but it will come from you it ll look better that way NAME Hi guys I do nt know if you ve heard but NAME is in hospital near NAME with a collapsed lung and has been for some time now Probably about a week His lung keeps inflating which is good but then deflating again bad and so the hole in his lung ca nt heal As a result of this he ca nt go home I think spending Christmas in the hospital would be awful so can I ask you to pray that he would be healed Healed and out before Christmas I think that would be amazing and quite miraculous almost so much that I am scared to pray for it but NAME is BIG Very VERY BIG BIG TIME BIG So he can answer prayers I do nt know if you can email the people in the CU from home but if you can can you pass on my remarks to them and get them to pray form him too Thanks CHAR much Finally if you want to send him a message the way I do it is sending an email to EMAIL and his brother NAME will take it to NAME in the Hospital I know he is lonely as anything bored out of his mind and really wants to get home so if you guys would send him an email I know he would love it But please pray for him most of all though do send him an email too if you like Loads of love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME NAME was pleased that everyone is praying for him I got a call from NAME today telling me that he is now in NAME waiting for keyhole surgery Here s what NAME got his brother to type for him Now I shall update you on my situation Tuesday th December My right lung collapses NUM I have a pneumothorax Thursday th December I walk all over NAME for NUM hours with NAME oblivious of the cause of my slight pain Friday th December I go to the doctor and end up here To cut a long story short I am now sitting in hospital with a tube in my side which is connected to a suction pump trying to suck out air from the cavity my lung should be filling in the hope that my lung will reexpand So far this does not seem to have worked and therefore I am now scheduled to go to NAME for keyhole surgery They will put a metal clip on the hole in my lung and then inflate it So I am sitting waiting to find out when NAME can take me My doctor here phoned them this afternoon and is waiting for a reply I hope it s very soon as I just want to get this over and done with However it depends when they have spare beds in NAME It looks as if it will take a miracle to be out by Christmas but my family are going to postpone the celebrations this year until I m home again NAME thanks for emailing everyone and for praying about all this It s very comforting to know how many people are praying and miracles do happen Say hi to NAME NAME etc So there you have it It looks very unlikely that he ll be out by tomorrow but still he seems more upbeat Lots of love and a very merry Christmas to you NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME As reported I saw NAME today He s certainly looked better He has had to have a suction in pump put on to try and remove the air from outside his lung He is in quite a bit of pain and descirbed it as an interesting sensation and unusual He is in a ward of very old men and I think they thought we were quite funny as they sat and listened to us chat We talked for over an hour yes both of us NAME is quite lonely in the hospital not surprisingly although his parents are in each day They hope he will be out before Christmas but there is not a guartenee He is coping extremely well although we were joking about how he would have to spend a lot of time alone to compensate for all this time with others around I am not good at writing words I am much better at using them whilst speaking Some of you I will phone tomorrow but if any NUM else wants they can call me and I ll speak to you NAME As reported I saw NAME today He s certainly looked better He has had to have a suction in pump put on to try and remove the air from outside his lung He is in quite a bit of pain and descirbed it as an interesting sensation and unusual He is in a ward of very old men and I think they thought we were quite funny as they sat and listened to us chat We talked for over an hour yes both of us NAME is quite lonely in the hospital not surprisingly although his parents are in each day They hope he will be out before Christmas but there is not a guartenee He is coping extremely well although we were joking about how he would have to spend a lot of time alone to compensate for all this time with others around I am not good at writing words I am much better at using them whilst speaking Some of you I will phone tomorrow but if any NUM else wants they can call me and I ll speak to you NAME Re NAME This is a message from NAME Did you get an email inviting you to join a message board communitiy thingy It was from me Dear all Many a tale of this illustrious noticeboard I have heard and I thought it was about time I made a contribution Firstly Happy Christmas I am as you may know in hospital with a collapsed lung or pneumothorax if you want to be technicalsounding I have been here NUM days and am very bored However I would have been feeling much worse without the many textmessages emails voicemails ahem NAME and phonecalls etcetera which you have sent me Thank you all very much Thank you also for keeping praying for me and my recovery I was transferred to NAME yesterday as the treatment in the Borders was not working I am dur to have keyhole surgery at am on Thursday morning Anyway I look forward to seeing you all as soon as I can adn thanks to NAME for typing this Love and Prayers NAME Hi NAME I meant to ask you when you called how are things going on for you at home I remember that you were a little bit anxious about it and so I hope that it is going ok I m really glad that your dissertation is going ok Looking forward to seeing you at New Year Lots of love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME is in Hospital with a collapsed lung Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know Of course I will pray and I ll try and get an email to him though I am not sure if he ll have a clue who I am SMILEY horrible thing to happen especially over Christmas Let me know how he gets on whether he is able to come home I ll pass the request on to a few people I know will keep him in their prayers How are you I hope things are good with you I meant to send you a Christmas card but I am afraid I have not been at all organised this year so I have sent very few ca nt even find everyone s addresses NAME My bit of good news I have been accepted to do a NAME course in NAME starting in January so that s really cool now all I need to do is pass it and then find a job But it s a good start Anyway I hope you have a wonderful Christmas Take care NAME bless lots of love NAME xxx Work like you do nt need money EMAIL love like you ve never been hurt my NAME website and dance like NUM s watching WEBSITE love your enemy it ll ruin his reputation NAME tutu Re NAME in Hospital NAME NAME NAME So that s where he s been I ve been wondering why he s not been up to his usual trick of filling my inbox with emails Wonder how that happened How do you get a collapsed lung I ll go and ask my Mam Anyway NAME thanks for letting us all know Hope you are enjoying yourself being back home relaxing hard I ve been going NAME staring BONKERS today in trying to fill in job application forms Oh man And tomorrow its back to the nasty CHAR thing Pants Never mind Things could be worse I could have a collapsed lung NAME no thanks NAME need to go to bed Bye for now NAME SMILEY Dear All I talked to NAME today and you ll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung It is nt life threatening by anymeans and NAME has been told not to exert himself like he would NAME hopes to be out by wednesday He usually ca nt recieve phone calls as the phones are banned from the hospital but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike I just thought I d let you know hope you are all well love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE Re NAME in Hospital NAME NAME NAME So that s where he s been I ve been wondering why he s not been up to his usual trick of filling my inbox with emails Wonder how that happened How do you get a collapsed lung I ll go and ask my Mam Anyway NAME thanks for letting us all know Hope you are enjoying yourself being back home relaxing hard I ve been going NAME staring BONKERS today in trying to fill in job application forms Oh man And tomorrow its back to the nasty CHAR thing Pants Never mind Things could be worse I could have a collapsed lung NAME no thanks NAME need to go to bed Bye for now NAME SMILEY Dear All I talked to NAME today and you ll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung It is nt life threatening by anymeans and NAME has been told not to exert himself like he would NAME hopes to be out by wednesday He usually ca nt recieve phone calls as the phones are banned from the hospital but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike I just thought I d let you know hope you are all well love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE Re NAME in Hospital Thanks NAME How are things in the land of NAME I ve had a really nasty cold over the last few days but now I m beginning to get over it I m living at my parent s house and I ve just written a database for a hifi company in NAME big money C ya CHAR Dear All I talked to NAME today and you ll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung It is nt life threatening by anymeans and NAME has been told not to exert himself like he would NAME hopes to be out by wednesday He usually ca nt recieve phone calls as the phones are banned from the hospital but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike I just thought I d let you know hope you are all well love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE NAME s Birthday NAME Friends of NAME and NAME NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of NUM on the th of November for those of you reaching for your diaries and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal Realistically but unfortunately the only evening possible that is even vaguely near NAME s actual birthday is the Monday itself This is a problem for all diehard NAME fans and those on the Ballroom NAME NAME However if we go to NAME s for NAME NAME it s just a name NAME I m not promising any drastic mood enlightenments we could book for NUM ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for NAME The rest of us or possibly just me and NAME if people do nt want to miss the NAME I double act could then go on to elsewhere to be decided later If everyone could let me know asap as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date that would be great If I have nt heard from you by next Tuesday I ll assume you re not coming Unlike most other birthday invitations this one will not be containing the usual if I ve forgotton anyone please forward this email to them NAME does nt really like many people NAME s only invited on sufferance Thanks for reading this for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for NAME to want to invite you Love NAME Re NAME s present OK guys I will look for a lava lamp tomorrow happy NAME Kilt is not a good idea though it would be funny LAva lamp could be good NAME would like that and would use it more than a penknife I mean he is nt a penknife kind of boy Unless someone has strong objections Go for the Lava lamp NAME can you buy it please Thanks NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I think the Labyrinth game would be good BUT as NAME and NAME have already bought him a wooden game it might be a bit much maybe not though CHAR couple of other ideas A lava lamp A swissarmy tool penknife thingy A kilt SMILEY I could get something tomorrow if that suits you NUM how much do you want to pay NAME Hi NAME and NAME Re gavies present The labyrinth game What do you think about that Or some nice glasses or mugs Once we decide can either one of you buy the item as I am kindof in the middle of nowhere See you on Friday NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME s present I think the Labyrinth game would be good BUT as NAME and NAME have already bought him a wooden game it might be a bit much maybe not though CHAR couple of other ideas A lava lamp A swissarmy tool penknife thingy A kilt SMILEY I could get something tomorrow if that suits you NUM how much do you want to pay NAME Hi NAME and NAME Re gavies present The labyrinth game What do you think about that Or some nice glasses or mugs Once we decide can either one of you buy the item as I am kindof in the middle of nowhere See you on Friday NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE gday there How s it going I m finally a student again I jsut did my last race last weekend the km national championships in NAME NAME I was th and I m really happy with that result It was a really tough course NUM loops of NUM km and an NUM km loop at the end so I guess taht these were technically the national km chamionships but whatever and the NUM km loop had a stretch from km that was totally uphill soem of the other racers and I thinkt aht that hill goes loneger than that somehing more like km becasue we were climbign for a REALLY 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Candidates wishing to apply should forward their NAME by email to Dr NAME NAME EMAIL NUM March NUM NAME Data Production Assistant We urgently require a Data Production Assistant to work for our client in NAME NAME who specialise in NAME solutions and are the NAME leading supplier of digital mapping property and environmental risk information Your responsibilities will be NAME To undertake quality assurance upon any geocoded data received from external parties to ensure consistency accuracy and compliance to internal specification B To manipulate and geocode text based data sets to the specified format prior to loading into the internal Information system B Successfully manipulate data in the required timescales and to the specified quality and format B Deal with customer queries relating to order entry errors including inaccurate position data and incorrectly despatched items B Adherence to turnaround target times You are required to be computer literate have NAME experience coupled 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capitalist system in general it seems to be the case that trade liberalisation and the NAME is the current favourite popular objection to international capitalism Anyway enough about that I hope you are well and that we will meet again soon perhaps this time in NAME With much love NAME xxx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Greetings all Yes indeed I quite enjoyed the trip down The drive down was interesting enough and I did enjoy meeting you NAME and seeing you again NAME ps thanks for the use of the bed on the fourth of july NAME you ate more than a half cow I survived the trip back it was nt bad at all In NAME the highways are absolutely horrendous and the lanes are narrow as I m sure you can testify NAME I was falling asleep since I was running on barely any sleep for the entire week I was going to sleep based on NAME time and waking up to NAME NAME where I do nt get much sleep as it is I actually met up with NAME NAME in LA which was the night I had quite the drive in and out of LA to NAME Beach while nearly falling asleep which was a little scary They are probably responding more to the moneygrabbing attitude of capitalists than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are necessarily trying to protect their own interests While it may be the best option of those currently available are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a byproduct Does the end justify the means And does the nullification of the ends justify the evil that is being caused by the means The difference between good and bad is what is ultimately done with the profits and perspective Certainly there are some who may be propelled by pure greed but if in doing so they are doing good and creating value why should others resent them CHAR among other perhaps more nefarious things am a libertarian I believe that there are lot of things that are wrong but at the same time I believe NAME gave us free choice The beauty of capitalism is that the differentials are not so great in terms of what is good and what is bad In the ideal capitalism gives individuals opportunities to pursue their individual talents and gifts contributing to NAME s Kingdom and society as a whole while being able to make a living of it Profit is merely the value that is created And the greed that can develop only comes from a matter of perspective The great thing about this entire system is that regardless of whether one is pure of heart or evil the outcome is good Another issue potentially to discuss is the question of paper profits NAME sorry if I was a little abrupt on this point it s a bit of a sore topic since I think there is a lot of education that must be done in this respect while there are many who aggressively criticize the process without understanding it Here s a quick and dirty guide to finance there are NUM basic rules to finance the first is that a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow and that less risk is better than more risk A company is worth the present value of all future cash flows much like an annuity or a perpetuity in the NAME How much would you pay for a perpetuity that pays dividends forever for instance How much would you pay for a dollar that you know you will get for sure next year Given that you know for sure that you can get x return from a bank account you would presumably want the inverse of that ie amount x and you would be indifferent to getting the amount today versus tomorrow And that is how you arrive at a NAME Risk factors in by increasing or decreasing the rate For those who take on more risk the more return they get The capital markets stock and bond markets therefore attempt to determine what the present value of all future cash flows is for any given organization Behind each stock are companies who employee people and who innovate and build The primary market is described as being where companies first raise money in initial public offerings often for expansion and the secondary market is the aftermarket where this ownership trades In terms of new technology much of the benefits would not be possible without the capital markets the capital markets have a real effect even though they play a supporting role For capitalism to work there must be an efficient allocation of capital to where it is needed or else you have people making above average returns for below average risk much like the oil barons did without proper capital allocation you do nt get the necessary oportunities to build true competitors to keep the entire system in check The irony is that the opposition by NAME to trade and capitalism if you buy the arguments below however altruistic the means the ends are just terrifying for all concerned from the goals of equality of opportunity to aiding the impoverished This may be the ultimate bottom line is it better to have an end 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do more for the poor than many others They are probably responding more to the moneygrabbing attitude of capitalists than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are necessarily trying to protect their own interests While it may be the best option of those currently available are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a byproduct I do hope the trip home was easier than the one in Any word yet on the job you interviewed for in NAME Many thanks once again NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME People Ideas Kowtowing to NAME s Enemies Kowtowing to NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME Inc Governments and corporations try to appease latterday socialists who bizarrely seek the destruction of the very system that is best for the poor Since the end of the NUM freemarket capitalism has been in and socialism has been out NAME deregulation and open trade are now cuttingedge policies in most countries The trend however is too much for the suffering socialists They are biting back Violent anticapitalist protests have been de rigueur lately at international summit meetings as witness the shenanigans that bedeviled the recent European NAME conclave in NAME The political backlash against capitalism is pushed by a loosely connected collection of NUM NUM outfits that are euphemistically called nongovernmental organizations NAME Nov NUM NUM Okay the bulk of them say they have nothing to do with fomenting violence But the larger point is that these NAME are spewing out nonsensical views that would harm the poor who they claim to champion Worse NAME are often underwritten by the very governments and corporations they selfrighteously vilify Some of this appeasement money comes from NAME The World Resources Institute for instance gets funds from the Interior and Agriculture departments and the Environmental Protection Agency NAME s government provides almost half the funding for the International Institute for NAME Development Uncle NAME kicked in NUM NUM to this bunch through its fiscal year ended in March NUM Do nt go looking for detailed financial statements on most NAME though they range from skimpy to nonexistent Then there s the absurd roster of multinational businesses that have climbed in bed with the NAME To Sir NAME NAME group chief executive of NAME NAME Business cannot afford to fall into the trap of seeing NAME as automatic enemies Perhaps it s no coincidence that his company has massively underperformed the NAME Oil Composite index since oil prices shot up in NUM Sir NAME s soothing words about the NAME recall General NAME NAME s oneword definition of defensive warfare Defeat NAME Dutch ORG is another huge corporation seeking to appease the NAME The oil giant released a report in NAME boosting what s called sustainable development in other words the kind that s supposedly sensitive to the environment and society at large as determined by the NAME The company credits NUM NAME including Business for Social Responsibility with helping draft the report The great NAME game is laid bare in NAME NAME s most recent book NAME NAME False Notions of Corporate Social Responsibility published by the Institute for Economic Affairs in NAME NAME former chief economist at the Organization for Economic Cooperation Development in NAME documents how uncompromising the NAME are Most of them will be satisfied with nothing less than an outright repudiation of the capitalist system A hallmark of the protesters propaganda campaigns is that growth does little for the poor According to NAME NAME head of a Laguna Beach Califbased NAME called the Shared NAME Institute Capitalism does not raise all boats it raises all yachts Not so NAME Dollar and NAME NAME of the NAME NAME have examined the growthpoverty nexus looking at NUM decades of data from NUM countries both developed and developing They discovered that growth generated by freemarket capitalism indeed helps the poor raising their incomes as much as it raises those of the nonpoor In fact Dollar and NAME found that most procapitalist policiessuch as open trade and the rule of lawsystematically affected all segments of the population positively and proportionately And they found that NUM such policies favor the poor more than the rich One is reducing inflation This finding confirms what survey data have always shown The poor fear inflation much more than do the rich who have many more resources to protect themselves from its ravages The second policy is reduction of public spending At first glance this is surprising because public spending programs are often peddled as beneficial to the poor Turns out that the rich are much better placed to feed at the public trough The poor get crumbs The leaders of business and government should wake up to what NAME really are all aboutand stop subsidizing them NAME NAME NAME is a professor of applied economics at The NAME NAME University in NAME and chairman of the NAME NAME Group Inc in NAME NAME Find past columns at WEBSITE IMPORTANT NOTICES This message is intended only for the addressee Please notify the sender by email if you are not the intended recipient If you are not the intended recipient you may not copy disclose or distribute this message or its contents to any other person and any such actions may be unlawful Banc of NAME Securities NAME NAME does not accept time sensitive actionoriented messages or transaction orders including orders to purchase or sell securities via email NAME reserves the right to monitor and review the content of all messages sent to or from this email address Messages sent to or from this email address may be stored on the NAME email system Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE IMPORTANT NOTICES This message is 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worst slums in NAME NAME Valley in NAME which incidentally has an official adult population infection rate of NUM and informal estimate of as high as NUM and went to the most AIDS prevalent counties near NAME nearly NUM infection rate We also had the opportunity to sneak in a couple days of safari I ll give you more details in a mass mailing later Anyway I thought you might be interested WEBSITE Incidentally I would take a harsher capitalist line on environmental debate given that we are not running out of natural resources but NAME SMILEY Enjoy NAME NAME Banc of NAME Securities NAME NUM NAME th Street NAME NAME NY NUM NAME NUM NUM Think Again The NAME NAME Lost your job Your cultural identity Your democratic rights Your clean air and water Blame globalizationeveryone else does From NAME to NAME and NAME DC to NAME protesters of all stripes and creeds have turned globalization into a shorthand for many of the world s ills But judging by the widespread misconceptions about the true consequences of the integration of markets politics and cultures a smaller world is not necessarily a smarter one By NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME Means the NAME of Giant Companies Nonsense If you listen to antiglobalists we live in a world of Disneyfication and NAME in which giant companies simultaneously trample over their smaller commercial rivals and turn national governments into helpless lackeys They are wrong on both counts The proportion of output from big companies has declined not increased NAME radically shifts the balance of advantage from incumbents to challengers Incumbents could once protect themselves behind lofty barriers such as the high cost of capital the difficulty of acquiring new technology or the importance of close relationships with national governments NAME reduces the importance of all these things NAME barriers make capital easier to raise technology easier to buy markets easier to reach and ties with national governments ever less important You no longer have to be a multinational to have the reach of one By all rights NAME Inc ought to be the undisputed ruler of the wireless world The company was the first to massproduce car phones It also sits in the heart of the world s biggest market for them But it has been humbled by NAME Corp a relatively small company from NAME that only a decade ago was more interested in bathroom tissue than mobile phones NAME s only weapons were better phones and better management Against these NAME size proved a puny defensewhich helps explain why giants such as NAME Corp and General NAME Corp GM now look so vulnerable The idea that companies are now more important than governments is equally misleading Far from getting smaller governments in most Western countries remain colossal consuming more than NUM percent of NAME NAME s gross domestic product NAME for example They continue to expand their influence over corporate behavior through regulatory policy NAME NAME rapidly discovered that a rather obscure NAME Department antitrust lawyer NAME NAME was a much more fearsome opponent than any mere company NAME NAME the face of American Big Business met his NAME in NAME when the similarly anonymous bureaucrats of the ORG blocked what would have been the biggest merger in history that between ORG and NAME As for the oftquoted statistics about so many companies being bigger than countriesthe idea that gm is as big as Denmarkthese compare sales figures with NAME Since NAME measures value added the correct corporate comparison is profits As NAME Wolf of the NAME NAME has pointed out gm then slides from being as large as the rd biggest country to the th about the same size as a basket case like NAME NAME Is Destroying the Environment Not really This myth provides a prime example of a conceit that underlies a great deal of antiglobal thinking Take one selfevident truth that all sensible people can agree uponbusiness of all sorts tends to despoil the environment Then repeat that observation in highly emotive language ignoring all other mitigating factors Then heap all the blame on global companies global regulators and indeed globalization itself when the bulk of the damage is done by local governments local companies and even local voters And whatever happens keep running away from the really hard question How much is greenery worth I good starting point is that almost all business that produces a physical product tends to be dirty Until relatively recently businesspeople were reluctant to admit this reality That not only made them look shifty it also meant that they never made arguments about the choices involved For instance during the furor in NUM over the offshore disposal of its NAME NAME oil rig ORG failed to argue with any force that NAME s demand that the rig be disposed of on land was by no means the greener solution Nowadays business particularly multinational business is better behaved Businesspeople have not become softer They have simply wised up to NUM things The first is that dirty factories lose them consumers The second is that environmental regulations are not prohibitively expensive particularly for multinationals CHAR NUM study by the NAME Environmental Protection Agency for instance found that even the most polluting industries do nt have to spend more than NUM percent of their revenues on being good environmental citizens Go to a ghastly eyesore in the NAME NAME such as Cubat CHAR the capital of NAME s chemical business once dubbed the most polluted city on earth and you find that multinational companies tend to be cleaner than their Brazilian counterpartsand keener to abide by international standards What about the idea that trade by increasing business activity generally harms the environment This is certainly true in the short term If open borders increase the market for a chemical factory in NAME the factory will create more chemicals But as countries grow richer they also tend to clean up their act An elaborate index of environmental sustainability in NUM countries prepared for the NAME Economic Forum this year showed a strong correlation between a country s greenness and wealth though to be fair an even stronger one with its lack of corruption More generally although environmentalism is a good thing it must be balanced against other virtues including from a developing country s point of view economic growth It is patronizing for richworld greens to decide that Africans should not tolerate dirtier air and water in exchange for more wealth NAME the cost of the environment is nearly always tabulated incorrectly In NAME according to the NAME Bank air and water pollution cost NUM billion a year percent of the country s NAME But it is not the polluting companies that bear this price For that matter what incentive do Indian polluters have to stop throwing rubbish into the NAME that then wrecks NAME s rice paddies NUM reason why fish stocks are alarmingly low globally is because the seas of the world provide a textbook example of the tragedy of the commons Because nobody owns them nobody feels responsible for them If a Norwegian fisherman does not pillage them then his British rival will This dynamic is also dramatically evident in the current impasse over global warming But blaming these things on globalization seems a spurious way to let local politicians off the hook The right way to protest say NAME NAME NAME s decision to junk the Kyoto Protocol is not to blame the market but NAME himself And how exactly would a less interlinked world help Global warming would not go away if trade barriers went up Far from being caused by unfettered capitalism environmental damage is often caused by exactly the opposite NUM reason fishing fleets can continue to ravage the oceans is because governments spend NUM billion a year supporting them NAME s government initially spurred on the despoliation of the rain forest The NAME Institute reckons that there are NUM billion worth of subsidies going to environmentally destructive activities On the other hand globalization sometimes directly benefits the environment by promoting things such as trade in pollutioncontrol technology and the privatization of stateowned companies which become less polluting as they are restructured NAME NAME NAME NAME Wrong again You might think that the death of distance also means the death of geography The truth is probably the opposite If most tangible resources are within anyone s reach then what matters are the intangible things which in turn means proximity to people The world economy is visibly organizing itself around various clusters of excellence most obviously NAME NAME Valley and NAME Street The main challenge for companies in a global economy is to situate themselves in various centers of excellence and weave together different centers of excellence into a global production network The main challenge for communities is to invest in their comparative advantage Look at the way that NAME has exploited its connections with Latin NAME Or the way that the energy cluster in NAME has used its expertise in oil to move into gas electricity and energy trading The idea that businesses can simply upsticks and move is also rubbish Considerable publicity has been given to the few Swedish and German companies that have eventually moved some operations out of their highly taxed homelands the real story is how long those firms stuck it out Wander around NAME NAME NAME s main manufacturing center and you will find squadrons of lowtech factories churning out toys furniture and clothes all of which could probably be made cheaper elsewhere They stay partly for personal reasons many are familyowned partly because they can compensate for high labor costs by using more machines but mostly because NAME NAME is a hub for all NUM industriesa place where designers suppliers and distributors are just around the corner Finally borders remain much more important than many people imagine NAME and the United States are both Englishspeaking countries and members of the North American Free Trade NAME But the average Canadian province does NUM times as much trade in goods and NUM times as much trade in services with another Canadian province as it does with an American state of the same size and proximity Similar figures exist for the European NAME EU countries NAME Means NAME Not necessarily True globalization certainly tilts the playing field in favor of liberal virtues such as accountability transparency and individual rights that are often deemed to be American Yet does this mean NAME Foreign dictators who want to use xenophobia to prop up their positions would no doubt argue that it does But the NAME NAME has no monopoly on liberal virtues Classical liberalism was first developed by a group of British NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME We still use a French phrase laissez NAME when we invoke the ideal of a free market economy The first joint stock company was developed in NAME rather than the United States Indeed American democracy was arguably the product of British corporations such as the NAME Company For all its bureaucracy the eu now enshrines liberal values such as democratic representation and individual rights every bit as firmly as the NAME Constitution Certainly NAME is now moving closer to the AngloAmerican shareholder model of capitalism than it had in the immediate postwar years CHAR popular shareowning culture is slowly putting down roots in NAME The euro like the single market before it is forcing European companies to slim But these developments do not mean that European companies or European society will become NAME facsimiles of NAME Europeans will probably continue to put much more emphasis on social solidarity than the United States NAME s tight labor laws including a relatively new hour week have not stopped its global companies from being competitive though they have arguably kept its unemployment rate unnecessarily high The NAME countries whose economic performance has matched NAME s argue that their welldeveloped welfare states make their economies more flexible because people are not afraid to change jobs There are growing signs that NAME with a potential internal market of NUM million people is beginning to flex its muscles against the United States whether it be through vetoing mergers building its own army or generally disagreeing with American foreign policy in areas such as the Middle East Nor does globalization necessarily mean the NAME of popular culture True American films can be seen almost all over the world the NAME NAME tm is the closest thing we have to a universal food and NAME NAME is hard to avoid even if you are in NAME But cultural trade is a twoway process If you look at popular musicals NAME NAME NAME s or the bestseller lists the NAME NAME series NAME continues to exercise a powerful influence on the United States The most successful programs on American television at the moment are reality programs imported from NAME Foreigners own half of NAME s top NUM bookpublishing houses and half of its film studios On the whole consumers have a marked taste for local products something that is becoming easier to satisfy as technology makes economies of scale less important The most popular television program in European countries is nearly always a local production A few years ago hardly any selfrespecting European teenager would have been caught listening to local groups Now NAME has Air and NAME has The Cardigans But there is a more important reason why globalization does not mean the triumph of a particular nationality The essence of globalization is that it increases choice And this includes the choice to live life according to your own lights CHAR nice example of this is the NAME a religious group that is rather like the NAME The NAME reject many features of the modern world They do nt have radios or televisions they do nt approve of feminism and homosexuality But they have established a highly successful global toy business using a mixture of Japanese management techniques and American technology The result They have all the money that they need to keep their community flourishing but they have not had to abandon their way of life NAME Means a Race to the NAME in Labor NAME No This argument rests on NUM misconceptions The first is that employers are concerned above all with the price of labor In fact what really interests them is the value of labor Some companies will undoubtedly move routine tasks to parts of the world where hourly wages are lower But in general what employers want is not cheap workers but productive NUM And the most productive workers are usually those with the best education access to the best machinery and a support system that includes things like good infrastructure If the race to the bottom argument were correct you would expect foreign direct investment NAME to be pouring into countries with the lowest wages and the weakest labor standards Nothing could be further from the truth The United NAME is the world s largest recipient of NAME Year after year the NAME NAME has run a net surplus in its capital account and the inflow of foreign capital has helped to keep interest rates low build new factories and bring new production methods to bear on the economy About NUM percent of NAME NAME goes to other rich countries American investment in countries like NAME and NAME is a mere fragment of NAME investment at home The second is that globalization is weakening the ties of companies to their home regions But companies depend on the environment that first created them in all sorts of ways some obvious some more subtle During the NAME Department s investigation of NAME NAME NAME could not have threatened to move his operation to the NAME even though NAME has relatively few fixed assets NAME depends not just on a supply of educated workers who would have refused to move but also on its close relationship with American universities The third ideathat global companies are hostile to worker protection such as tradeunion rights and labor standardscontains a halftruth Companies rarely react favorably to unions or indeed to governments that want to shackle their freedom of maneuver with inflexible rules about say hiring and firing But by and large multinationals are much less hostile to things such as safe working environments onthejob training and opportunities for promotion Once again the key factor for companies is boosting productivity rather than lowering the price they pay for labor so a welltrained and healthy workforce is important Survey after survey shows multinationals providing higher wages and better working conditions for their employees than their local competitors The fourth and largest misconception is that globalization is a zerosum game that if the rich are getting richer as a result of globalization then the poor must be getting poorer But the argument in favor of 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went to a concert in NAME The NAME NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing This afternoon I ve been with my family to NAME a nearby country house It is very warm today and I like it We had quite a good week weather wise for the camp Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for NUM weeks I will be working from NUM o clock until NUM in the lab and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring I hope you really enjoy your final NUM weeks in NAME Have a great time Very best wishes NAME NAME sir NAME sir NAME NAME NAME to hear the mapping was okay and you did nt injure yourself greatly I bet you re quite glad it s over now you have to do the fun bit wri ting it all up Hope you NAME says you re going to see Mount CHAR CHAR NAME if so do tell the mountain hello from me What do you mean by Northwest Coast Native American NAME What sort I m thinking about what I m going to do after NAME At the moment I m thinking about the disasters preferably vocanoes and definitely not ea rthquakes geophysics pah NAME is nt really interested in anythi ng like that so I m trying to find places to do a MSc and a PhD My dad sugg ested I should apply to a Californian university since NAME is a bit of a tectonic dead end Also his attitude towards work is that there s no point in doing something if you re not at the best place in the world with the best people in the world and aiming to BE the best in the world And who can argue with that What re you going to do after next year I know NAME has great CHAR NAME for your geology career but lets face it when did anyone ever listen to him What re you interested in I ve been visiting a friend in NAME this week we did daft climbing thi ngs and crossed rivers via bridges which say quotDanger unstablequot an CHAR slippery logs and stuff It was great fun I have a seasonal CHAR ob with any luck in a grain merchants in a nearby town starting soon so I will be very fit after a holiday of cycling to work I m going to NAME in August on a sort of work party thing building a church which wi ll be good I think it s fantastic that you ve met so many great people and learned so much in NAME have fun being Timlike in NAME and NAME Adios amigo from NAME NAME Since NAME s college choir next year is going to be amazing interesti ng and fun with fantastic music do you think you could possibly lower your standards enough to go I ve heard that the conductor is nt up to much but it does count members of university and national choirs among its rank CHAR We are proud to announce that NAME NAME s College Choir will be perfo rming NAME s NAME in CHAR next term NAME The choir will be ace whatever happens If you do nt NAME CHAR come to the concert and we ll PROVE it Re Grrrrr OK NAME CHAR Then my friend at this time let us go once more even unto NAME to see the things that the lord has brought to pass The plane leaves a NUM from NAME I ve got your visa you bring your bible and passport and lets go NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME talks again Dear All This is our last ever guest lecture today NUM NUM and we are lucky enough to have the lovely NAME NAME author of Igneous Petrogenesis Also a good time to grab those last few exam marks it s the only way I pass Also exec elections will be coming up soon so if you think you could do the ball better or if you want something else from the NAME ie geology weekends away with all your new found chums then why not give it a go love SaritaSMILEY guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest 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NAME Birthday And all is well except exam preparation well I suppose that s OK as well just taking up ALL of my time I have a CU committee meeting tonight so that is why I have been able to check my emails lucky as I can get this appy birthday message to you just in time I hope I was at spring harvest a few weeks ago and it was great lots of super teaching I was also in NAME not so long before that and had a super time All these things can wait until I meet you though I have a schedule for next terms CU meetings to prepare If you are free between the st and th of June come down to NAME to visit Not urgent though as I have just had word that I have been successful in applying for the position of senior student at my hall of residence so will still be in a prime NAME position for any visits next year NAME NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL Re NAME Birthday Thanks for the birthday wishes you definitely win the prize for methods NAME card and email I had a very cool birthday and I got share my celebrations with a lot of people back here and hopefully will get to celebrate again in NAME So that I do nt cause a hideous clash have you got any plans Other than that not much going on apart from I got rejected from NAME which was is quite disappointing I am working on plan NAME I may apply to an organisation called YOuth for NAME and work as a sports coach teacher and evangelist I got the jobs section from the paper and I will have a look at that too NAME NAME NAME Is it true that you have instant messenger I am EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Birthday NAME Thanks for your postcard it was good to hear that NAME was such a blessing I m still waiting for replys from about NUM companies that I ve applied to for funding for my PhD Most of the replys I ve got so far have been negative but there is hope from NUM of them We shall see NAME NAME And I hope my card gets to you today NAME Happy Christmas NAME NAME I hope you have a relaxing holiday and enjoy yourself Doing anything interesting I m off to NAME a la field trip on the th so that should be fun Keep meaning to do work but festive activities keep getting in the way I m stretching the excuses now though I went to the gym this afternoon not so festive but at least it s not Rheology revision Happy Christmas anyway NAME bless NAME happy only slightly belated birthday I meant to sent this yesterday but NAME silliness caught up with me first We were at a playground at pm last night Do nt ask NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NUM NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NUM CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR DD CHAR CHAR CHAR I hope you had a good one and are back safely installed in NAME Did you get a chance to watch Insurrection yet NUM NAME Have a great weekend Hi NAME I hope you have a really good time when your family visit I know they are very much looking forward to seeing you I was glad to hear that plans for your summer mapping expedition are falling into place and also that you were happy with your talk in chapel How is fencing going All the best NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL Have you finished It s been a long time since I ve written to you I do nt know why I ever thought that coming down would mean I had more spare time I ve been doing loads of fund raising for NAME and I ve almost covered all the costs for both myself and NAME and with the jobs we have lined up should raise plenty of extra to go towards project materials The song book that I am putting together for church is taking quite a long time It also seems to be growing by the minute It s now at just over NUM songs which I have lyrics for all but NUM of I ve got to secure permission from various copyright holders before putting their songs in Most are covered on a licence that the church owns but there are a handful that are nt I ve also got to produce Acetate Masters for all the songs and a music edition and a guitar chords edition The words edition is the priority and that s almost finished now In the midst of all this we found out th June that the farm we hold the NAME NAME on has been closed because there has been an outbreak of NAME and Mouth within NUM miles Over the next couple of days NAME and NAME NAME the overall leaders who live in NAME made hundreds of phone calls following every possible lead they could to try and secure another site On the Friday evening th at about NAME they receive an offer of a site NAME and NAME then visited the area NAME NUM miles South of where we normally are to suss out services doctors supermarkets swimming baths etc And then NAME spent the Monday and Tuesday rebooking everything They got everything sorted out except coaches as all of the companies were already full because it s peak season I travelled to the NorthEast on Saturday stayed with family and then travelled down with the NAME s to the old site on Sunday morning to empty the drystore where we keep all of our equipment between camps Although it would have been better to empty the store on the first day of advanced camp and take it straight to the new site we could nt risk NAME and Mouth closing the farm We then travelled down to the new site and measured up to see whether everything would fit It will be very tight but it should fit and there are already many other benefits to being at this new site in terms of where it is situated Many of the journey times should be reduced While we were a this farm we mentioned the coach problem to the NAME who gave us a number for the guy who runs the local school buses who would nt be in the Yellow Pages The number came up trumps and we re now all sorted and ready to go We have also had further offers of new sites in case this one too is closed I travelled back down yesterday via NAME I popped into college to secure myself a job for next year I will be doing the dinner time shift in college office pound NUM and hour for NUM hours a week I also picked up some books from NAME that I need for my course The song book is the main job for the next fortnight and should keep me busy enough I hope all the mapping went well and you did nt get lost again NAME NAME the guy who runs NAME camp is a geology lecturer from NAME and has been known to argue with a NAME Apparently We ca nt be there I know we re not there This thing is wrong The satellites are in the wrong place or something Hope you are enjoying your holiday NAME NAME NAME have you seen polythene NAME Hey NAME Congratulations on making it through to the end Now the real fun starts I ca nt believe that your PhD fell through because of some beaurocratic garbage well seeing how CHAR of CHAR is run I guess that I can It s really too bad taht researchers have to jump through so many hoops to begin with sometimes the fact that all can be for naught jsut because of some NUM signing on the wrong line is just a kick in the nads That was a funny story about your shaving wound NAME party trick Do nt try it too often though I share your distaste for shaving I try to do it as rarely as possible because whenever I sweat after shaving my skin gets really irritated and because I am training NUM times a day most of the time now I sweat rather a lot However the scruff look is attractive mostly to the younger ladies and I know not to the one whose opinion I care about so Speaking of which I m sorry to hear that getting a good job means that you will be further apart from NAME This is going to be a major commitment for you guys have you NUM talked aobut this yet But this is the way life seems to get as you get older responsibilities sometimes take you away from the things that mean so much to you which strangely are the thigns that make the responsibilities worthwhile as for me I m going to keep going as I am until the end of the winter NUM semester when NAME and I will know where we are and what we re ready to do either way I ll be making a decision that will take me away from one of the NUM paths my life is headed towards It s best for me to just not think too much about all this I m at the lab right now it s almost midnight but I m trying a new protocol out for one of the things I m doing and it requires that I stick around here until about NUM NUM am so I guess I ll be sleeping in tomorrow I m now working part time I come in every other day including weekends so that I can train twice most days this month and still be able to sleep enough during the days to keep from getting overtraining sickness I suppose that working in the lab pretty much sicne NUM this morning is nt the best way to accomplish that but meh I wo nt be doing this wevery day and if this change in the experimental protocol that I am trying actually works it will make thigns much easier for me this month pleasepleasepleasepleasework We had NAME day celebrations yesterday NAME is NUM years old sicne Confederation I went to NAME lake across from the univeristy with some friedns to see the fireworks They were good despite the fact that my friends decided that it would be a good idea to sit on the field so that a huge poplar tree was directly between us and the fireworks Oh well they were cool but I was so tired after taht I passed out almost as soon as I got home afterwrds and into bed NAME ha ha oh boy I m starting to get delerious Must be tired I ll send this off before I really get started Keep me updated on the job search and on life in general Take care NAME NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re Having lots of fun in the NAME I would copyright that quotation except its not original Sorry for not replyin to your emails I keep forgetting to check my NAME emails Email me on EMAIL for immediate replies Look forward to hearing from you when you return to the NAME love and prayers NAME Hello I ve now almost finished the second of NUM legs of my NAME American tour I ve been here in NAME for just under a week staying with some great friends and having a wonderful time I ve been so busy with enjoying myself it hardly seems like I have had time to relax It s been brilliant Since I have been here I ve discovered just how hard Northwest Coast Native American NAME is to create it s a miracle that anyone can do it been to a baseball game and visited the largest outdoors activity shop ever it was HUGE and you could spend NUM on NUM pair of socks Tonight I m flying up to NAME and then tomorrow morning on to NAME where I ll spend some time with friends and family revisiting the special places of my younger years I am so looking forward to this Thank you all so much for your prayers I have seen NAME act in many ways this trip in protection confidence in using conversations with my mapping partners It has been really exciting and scary at times As a friend of mine is fond of saying NAME is good all the time Hope you are all well Lots of love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re helllooooo Hey NAME it was really good to hear from you Thanks for your email I ve emailed NAME as you suggested and I talked to NAME yesterday although he did nt seem to be down to me He really had a good time wiht you I think and loved the Science Museum NAME NAME I did nt mean that NAME was down as well sorry it was nt clear We did have a fab time but he left me with lots to think about I hope CHAR gave him some things to think about as well Definitely good stuff And cheered me up no end I ve been so unbusy recently with work and very busy with nonwork Not good for exams but probably good for me as a person I know exactly what you mean I ve been doing this and that talking to a lot of people and chilling out here Filling out my resume SMILEY working as a cook a stripper and a computer consultant among other things going to set up a computer network on tues for a local charity oh dear lots of people from NAME came here on tuesday NAME NAME NAME and NAME for an hour the first NUM and I went out on the river in my canoe and that was great fun although NAME was a bit wobbly NAME The funny thing is that I thought about calling both you and NAME but then I thought that NAME was too far away and I also remembered we could nt get more that NUM people in the canoe It was almost sinking as it was I m glad you re having fun Sounds like a good laugh I would love to come and see your canoe some time I m a big fan of mucking around on the water You ll have to invite us up another time SMILEY What have you bee up to recently I ve been trying to sort out in my head and in the world what is going to happen next year I really would like to do this PhD but kinda now have a bad feeling that I wo nt get it Still I keep praying I do wonder what will happen with my life and I m sure you do as well I guess we will muddle through somehow most certainly with some divine prodding if not as I d like divine revelation with road directions as a print out Hmmm No I guess not But life would nt be so much fun then Whatever NAME has planned for you it s going to be GREAT I worked a bit on my story today which I probably should nt have done as today was one of the last I will have for a while which is free for work Still I had fun transposing it into first person It took a bit of work but I think is overall better I d forgotten you were writing a story I think you ve mentioned it before but remind me what is it about So you speak to NAME every night NAME new love interest here I ll tell NAME to watch out Hmmm Poor old NAME will she ever escape this She almost killed me when CHAR suggested that I d set her up on a date with NAME Decorating at NAME s was good today but very tiring I read the passage in the car coming home there did nt seem to be a good point during the day But my aunt suggested taking NAME to church on NAME morning So here s hoping Have a fab NAME NAME see you soon love NAME CHAR Re helllooooo Hey NAME will respond properly to email tomorrow but NUM thing to sort out new love interest NAME oh dear NAME NAME what are you like SMILEY I m going to tell him you said that he ll find it really funny CHAR also talk to NAME a lot at the moment NAME NAME NAME graeme etc CHAR even managed to persuade NAME to sign up he came on this evening but I think it was all a bit frantic for him very funny tho night NAME x Hey NAME Thanks for your email I ve emailed NAME as you suggested and I talked to NAME yesterday although he did nt seem to be down to me He really had a good time wiht you I think and loved the Science Museum I ve been so unbusy recently with work and very busy with nonwork Not good for exams but probably good for me as a person Tonight the family watched Angels in the Outfield which was a bit of a cheesy but still very enjoyable NAME film if quite theologically unsound lots of people from NAME came here on tuesday NAME NAME NAME and NAME for an hour the first NUM and I went out on the river in my canoe and that was great fun although NAME was a bit wobbly NAME The funny thing is that I thought about calling both you and NAME but then I thought that NAME was too far away and I also remembered we could nt get more that NUM people in the canoe It was almost sinking as it was What have you bee up to recently I ve been trying to sort out in my head and in the world what is going to happen next year I really would like to do this PhD but kinda now have a bad feeling that I wo nt get it Still I keep praying I do wonder what will happen with my life and I m sure you do as well I guess we will muddle through somehow most certainly with some divine prodding if not as I d like divine revelation with road directions as a print out I worked a bit on my story today which I probably should nt have done as today was one of the last I will have for a while which is free for work Still I had fun transposing it into first person It took a bit of work but I think is overall better So you speak to NAME every night NAME new love interest here I ll tell NAME to watch out You will certainly be in my prayers Go for it girl and remember that all around you NAME is there He is nt going to let you down NAME Bless you hope you are well Take Care NAME Hey NAME will respond properly to email tomorrow but NUM thing to sort out new love interest NAME oh dear NAME NAME what are you like SMILEY I m going to tell him you said that he ll find it really funny CHAR also talk to NAME a lot at the moment NAME NAME NAME graeme etc CHAR even managed to persuade NAME to sign up he came on this evening but I think it was all a bit frantic for him very funny tho night NAME x Hey NAME Thanks for your email I ve emailed NAME as you suggested and I talked to NAME yesterday although he did nt seem to be down to me He really had a good time wiht you I think and loved the Science Museum I ve been so unbusy recently with work and very busy with nonwork Not good for exams but probably good for me as a person Tonight the family watched Angels in the Outfield which was a bit of a cheesy but still very enjoyable NAME film if quite theologically unsound lots of people from NAME came here on tuesday NAME NAME NAME and NAME for an hour the first NUM and I went out on the river in my canoe and that was great fun although NAME was a bit wobbly NAME The funny thing is that I thought about calling both you and NAME but then I thought that NAME was too far away and I also remembered we could nt get more that NUM people in the canoe It was almost sinking as it was What have you bee up to recently I ve been trying to sort out in my head and in the world what is going to happen next year I really would like to do this PhD but kinda now have a bad feeling that I wo nt get it Still I keep praying I do wonder what will happen with my life and I m sure you do as well I guess we will muddle through somehow most certainly with some divine prodding if not as I d like divine revelation with road directions as a print out I worked a bit on my story today which I probably should nt have done as today was one of the last I will have for a while which is free for work Still I had fun transposing it into first person It took a bit of work but I think is overall better So you speak to NAME every night NAME new love interest here I ll tell NAME to watch out You will certainly be in my prayers Go for it girl and remember that all around you NAME is there He is nt going to let you down NAME Bless you hope you are well Take Care NAME Re helllooooo NAME and I laughed so much about that yesterday evening There s nothing wrong with him we re becoming really good friends and I like him a lot but absolutely nothing is going to happen there NAME NAME think carefully about this SMILEY we are in no way suited NAME x And what is wrong with NAME I could really see you guys together CHAR NAME helllooooo Hey NAME I hope you are enjoying your hibernation period as NAME puts it How is everything with you I have spoken to almost everyone else at some point but I feel like I have nt seen you in ages actually almost NUM weeks is pretty long in NAME How s your family are they pleased you re home I have been doing this and that had a bit of a mixed holiday so far SPent last week working in NAME my favourite part of the world SMILEY not doing very little Had a good weekend except that NAME and NAME went away for NUM weeks backpacking in NAME It s actually been really quiet at home especially since they left and I ve been missing NAME a lot and the flat especially NAME came over last week NAME she was in NAME and we had a really good catchup on NAME NAME was in NAME this week too and we went to the science museum NAME which was great fun and it was good to get a chance to talk properly He left yesterday afternoon and now the house seems doubly quiet I ve been talking a lot to people on NAME CHAR speak to NAME most nights and NAME and NAME a lot too as well as NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc online at pm is a busy place to be I did a day s computer consulting for my parent s company on Monday inc some last Sat and managed to fix their computer which was a great boost to morale I was working in the Fold today which is a busy and successful little restaurant attached to our church where I used to work a lot about NUM years ago or so It was fun although very tiring I was there from am to pm assisting in the kitchen and then spent the afternoon out front which was very lively They have a lot of regulars there and people who I know Lots of old ladies and young families with lots of little kids I wore my NAME top and they were all asking me about NAME and asking me what I was doing and stuff Old people can be such fun sometimes wonderfully predictable too I m going over to NAME s tomorrow to strip her bedroom We re decorating it over the weekend because no one s done anything with it for years and it s disgusting We shared the NAME s Supper this evening over dinner and that was great but otherwise I do nt think I m going to church until Sunday Do your family have any NAME traditions I just had a thought I think I m going to take my bible to NAME s tomorrow and read them the NAME Friday story My NAME and my aunt are nt really Christians but I want them to know why tomorrow is so significant I ll talk to my mum about it see what she thinks Please pray for me I hppe you re well NAME and smiling SMILEY Keep it real and all that love NAME x NAME If you have a moment I think NAME would really appreciate an email he s a bit low I think And I m sure NAME would as well for that matter We ll all turn into hermits if we re not careful Re hello We re having difficulties on this end Never fear though we ll get there in the end How do you get rid of the tools box in the corner of the window NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Hello I have now moved into NAME CHAR and my spare time is spent cleaning cupboards My telephone number is NUM NUM NUM and you are most welcome to call me as I will be very pleased to hear from you I started my nineweek chemistry placement on Monday and it looks as though I am going to enjoy it SMILEY The chemistry is interesting and that of course is the main thing However I have been getting up at am to catch a bus to NAME and that is tiring Last night I lost my mobile phone and felt such a profound loss that I was quite shaken I had left it on an express bus to NAME and therefore despaired of all hope of ever seeing it again Amazingly it was still on the bus when it got back into NAME later that evening and I was reunited NAME NAME you are enjoying your holiday in NAME NAME See you on Sunday evening NAME NAME your placement is going well too NAME NAME Are you still practising scrabble NAME NAME absent one NAME Did you enjoy your holiday in NAME NAME Hopefully I ll see you in a week or so sometime NAME NAME absent one NAME It was good to talk to you the other evening enjoy NAME I m not sure about boredom being decadent I ll try and write properly soon Very best wishes NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME much happier it borrowed a cable from NAME NAME and now works I VE FINISHED NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME much happier it borrowed a cable from NAME NAME and now works I VE FINISHED NAME NAME Hello from NAME My dissertation is going well There was a scary moment this afternoon when word crashed on my computer but all seems OK NAME has been wearing shorts but he is as you know a little deluded The open day people were OK I avoided them mostly but I did watch NAME NAME with them last night There were people from NAME s staying in NAME and they wrote rude messages on the notice sheet on my door Shocking Also they all had to get up at NUM this morning and the people awakening them were not quiet I hope you have all been enjoying your holidays Probably NAME is doing the best Nothing else exciting has happened SMILEY but at least that means I have been working NAME NAME Hello from NAME My dissertation is going well There was a scary moment this afternoon when word crashed on my computer but all seems OK NAME has been wearing shorts but he is as you know a little deluded The open day people were OK I avoided them mostly but I did watch NAME NAME with them last night There were people from NAME s staying in NAME and they wrote rude messages on the notice sheet on my door Shocking Also they all had to get up at NUM this morning and the people awakening them were not quiet I hope you have all been enjoying your holidays Probably NAME is doing the best Nothing else exciting has happened SMILEY but at least that means I have been working NAME NAME Re NAME Hello Why have your parents gone to NAME I have had an ok day I went shopping and have been looking at my stuff for camp I am glad that you had nt done any work for a few days It is sooooooooo nice having a break If you did revise I hope it went well IF not well done and work hard tomorrow NAME Oh WELL DONE NAME NAME dum di di dum di di dum ba da dum di di dum di di duum NAME the Conquering Hero You is free free at last My parents have left now for NAME so wave at them as them train through NAME What are you doing now Relaxing revising I may start some revision today NAME love NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME much happier it borrowed a cable from NAME NAME and now works I VE FINISHED NAME Hello Why have your parents gone to NAME I have had an ok day I went shopping and have been looking at my stuff for camp I am glad that you had nt done any work for a few days It is sooooooooo nice having a break If you did revise I hope it went well IF not well done and work hard tomorrow NAME Oh WELL DONE NAME NAME dum di di dum di di dum ba da dum di di dum di di duum NAME the Conquering Hero You is free free at last My parents have left now for NAME so wave at them as them train through NAME What are you doing now Relaxing revising I may start some revision today NAME love NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME much happier it borrowed a cable from NAME NAME and now works I VE FINISHED NAME Re NAME I m off to camp on Monday till Saturday I am doing a talk on Tuesday evening on NAME NUM NUM WE are going to go sledging if there is any snow that fact seems very strange NAME it s really warm in NAME and I am just wearing a tshirt and obviously underwear and trousers There are a lot of people staying in college for a conference this weekend they are all scared of me THey seem nice enough though Glad to here about quiet times and prayer the second is appreciated and the first is cool NAME that you were nt disappointed with your work yesterday and that you did nt feel guilty for enjoying the book NAME I m off to camp on Monday till Saturday I am doing a talk on Tuesday evening on NAME NUM NUM WE are going to go sledging if there is any snow that fact seems very strange NAME it s really warm in NAME and I am just wearing a tshirt and obviously underwear and trousers There are a lot of people staying in college for a conference this weekend they are all scared of me THey seem nice enough though Glad to here about quiet times and prayer the second is appreciated and the first is cool NAME that you were nt disappointed with your work yesterday and that you did nt feel guilty for enjoying the book NAME NAME How did the interview go Did you enjoy graduation Is it nice being back at home Love NAME reply to EMAIL please NAME Hi NAME Sorry to hear you did nt get your PhD How is the course going You still enjoying it I am still in NAME but am coming back to NAME tommorrow Are you around If so it d be nice to catch up at some point I m only home for NUM weeks so do come round sometime and say hi if you re free I do nt know whether you ve heard through the grapevine but I ve got a job working as a lay assistant in a church near NAME next year actually now I remember I think I never replied to your text asking why I wanted to know where NAME lived it was because I knew she lived somewhere near NAME but it s not the same place Sorry for being rude and not replying I am looking forward to it but it is also quite daunting I ve emailed the other NUM who ll be doing it with me and they both seem really nice over the email but getting to know someone that way is a little odd to say the least Thanks for the birthday card too The end of term has been so busy I think I forgot to thank you for that too NAME Anyhow hope to catch up soon Take care love NAME xxx The best news in the world WEBSITE NAME Plus For a better NAME experience WEBSITE hello Dear all hello again Thanks so much for such a great weekend It was so lovely to see you all minus NAME and NAME again and I really enjoyed the weekend although Sunday was a bit annoying as I only had partial hearing A piece of advice for you take great care when washing your hair Flooding your ear full of water does very little for your audible comfort Anyway I hope all journeys home were ok with no more train delays etc I had a lovely time with NAME on Sunday afternoon and went to her church in the evening It was great to see some of her friends again too and NAME NAME s the minister sermon was ace We then pigged out on pizza and chatted the evening away My journey home on Monday morning was pretty uneventful although I did manage to finish another economics book so I was rather pleased with myself I ve done a bit more reading these past couple of days too and this afternoon I went to NAME and got some more books from the library You can tell I m trying to be keen NAME you re a great host Hope you managed to find your way out of the maze of streets near NAME s house NAME I m a girl Honestly NAME Thanks for the lovely chats NAME to see you again and I hope the preparations for NAME go well I did nt get one of those library books in the end so I hope the others did NAME so glad you could make it mate Sorry I did nt get much of a chance to chat Enjoy the next few weeks at home before you go and be in touch NAME hello Mummy I did nt get much time to chat to you either but I m certain 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stabbed by a broken dueling sword is definitely something to write home about Are you working hard Of course I know how you feel about the sick of school syndrome We had good snow around here until a week ago when the temperatures rose to NUM or more Last week I went to the Jr NAME in NAME I had the best race of my career to date in the km skate race on Monday the worst waxing experience on wednesday s km classic pursuit we totally missed the grip wax so at the top of almost every hill I had to stop and scrape to inches of ice and snow off of my ski base and yesterday Sunday I had a really disappointing km classic race On Saturday it was NUM degrees NAME and so the course was slushy when it was groomed It dropped to NUM degrees over night and the tracks set like cement As a result the course was extremely fast icy tracks and the downhills were insane I ca nt ski very well on icy snow yet so I had a lot of falls The worst fall was at km at the bottom of the fastest downhill where I got caught up in some loose snow Hitting the ground was like craching on cement hard and unyielding On top of hitting the ground at NUM km CHAR at least another racer crashed right behind me before I could get up He hit me in the lower back and his skis put a few cuts in there I was pretty sore from that and I had had the race knocked out of me so I lost a lot of ground My results in that race were so disappointing because I have been building myself up to this race for almost a year Also because I crashed so many times I crossed the finish line and did nt feel very tired On the plus side I ve got some cool scars on my lower back and butt I ve got a few more races this season if we can fiond some snow to hold them on Hopefully I wo nt have someone stab me with a pole NAME ski racing is nt a duel with swords after all It was nice hearing from you Keep working hard NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE Re Hello from NAME Hi NAME It was great to get all caught up on the NAME news Did 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It is very tough to lose a pet especially NUM as appealing as NAME always was I hope all is well with NAME and the rest of your family It sounds like you had a good Christmas I m sure your Mum was cooking up all your favourites not brussel sprouts It would be different to have everyone home again Well I d better go Homework is calling my name yuck NAME and NAME are coming to curl with us in NAME so we ll have a bit of a visit I don I think any of the boys are coming as they are tied up with work and school and activities We ll wait to see them another time Take care Love from NAME for NAME and NAME too Hi NAME I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year Ours was very enjoyable Anyway here is what I m sure you ve been waiting for Another summary of the life of Dun NAME NAME NAME NAME Well now I m back at college and once again the new year has started with New Year s Day NAME What a surprise Any way it is good to be back here at NAME s to see my friends again It s surprising how quickly deep friendships are formed and how much you mature or at least change in NUM term away from home It was surprising to see what I thought of the people at my old school in the holidays as I returned to NAME in time for the NAME service which NAME Road my ex school puts on I enjoyed singing in the service but I could nt help thinking how young everyone looked This is even more surprising as at college the age differences seem to completely disappear For example while most of my friends are in my year many are at least NUM I m NAME and many of my other friends are in third year I suppose one of the observations I made this holiday is that at school more of the girls wear makeup but at college there are a few but it is harder to keep the perfect look NUM hours a day NUM days a week for your friends I ca nt say that s a bad thing After all we re all human underneath the concealer blush and mascara HOW ON EARTH DID I GET ON TO TALKING ABOUT THAT Anyway It was really good to talk to 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although I missed yesterday s practice as I was house hunting I look forward to killing people again Photography is still going strongly I spent about NUM hours in the darkroom the other day and ended up with not very good results and a really weird feeling stomach NAME again Oh well practice makes perfect I think one of the nice things about the holiday was that I had some down time which does nt seem to happen at University It is really nice sometimes to just veg in front of the TV and eat far far to much chocolate and other wonderful foods like pringles NAME Another good thing was seeing the family While being at college is fun you sometimes forget to miss the family and it is only when you go home you realize how much you actually did miss them and all the annoying habits I believe one of the most apparent things which I noticed when I went home was that unlike college I could nt just do what I wanted when I wanted but had to fit back into the family structure My it is a shame I ca nt do voices on Email OK well I think I really must go now Optical Mineralogy beckons and I must answer the call So long guys Do you NUM families still find the time to meet up during the year Do Take Care NAME NAME and Love from NAME Hello from rainy NAME How you doing I m not quite sure which country you re in at the moment so I wo nt make any presumption except to say I know it s about now that you re due to be back in the centre of the universe that is the South of NAME It s been over a month since I last wrote to you and what a month In the last email I told you how everything was sorted for NAME NAME that we d been down and measured the site and that it was all looking good Well with a week to go we received a phone call from the farmer to say that unfortunately we would nt be able to use the field There were some sheep on the land an although they had successfully applied for a licence to move them they would need to keep the field clear for NUM days afterwards NAME One of out backup farms was immediately brought on line an everything was set The only downside of this was that we had nt seen it we knew however that it was larger With NUM days to go everything was sorted when NAME received a phone call I bet he hated answering the phone from NAME NAME Council to say that due to an increase in NAME in the area all lorries were prohibited from entering farm land and therefore they could not deliver the NAME we ordered This was not the only problem to us as of course all our food and the tents are delivered by lorry After an evening of phoning the farmers fax machine and little bit of quick thinking managed to get us in touch with them and they said they did nt have a problem with lorries going onto the site We arrived on the Wednesday morning to a huge and relatively flat field After a short while we managed to decided were everything was going to go We befriended the farmers wife who was able to help us with phone numbers for a new NAME and also for a NAME to 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and it was really good for me that she was there Mid way through camp I shot over to NAME NAME for a wedding which was really good and one of those could nt have missed it for the world type weddings It was just a shame that it was on the opposite side of the country I brought NAME back here after NAME an after spending a couple of nights here we both travelled down to her house where I stayed for just under a week helping to look after her NUM nieces NUM and NUM years old It was tiring if fun and great to spend a bit more time with NAME It ll be the last time I see her before rd September when we re both back in NAME That is of course if the NAME trip goes ahead I do nt know how much of the news surrounding NAME and NAME you ve seen but in the last week to NUM days things have nt been the rosy and the phrase they re killing each other pretty much sums it up We re still wanting to go but if it s not safe we will have to decided so On th we will make a decision not to go if it s not safe If things are okay we will then live an hour at a time until we re on the plane and in the air Before then I ve got various bits and pieces on In a fortnight there s a holiday club for NUM year olds NAME I ve managed to get some reading for my course done although not a great deal but at least it s a start All things NAME CHAR are picking up speed at the moment I m travelling to NAME a week today and moving some of my stuff in and at the same time getting some essentials from NAME into the flat NAME NAME electricity bleach Anything that is nt too expensive and does nt require a fridge or freezer Over the following month the others are coming for various bits and pieces like regattas and the NAME NAME Run Actually you might be able to help Where do you buy electricity from There are nt any power stations in NAME so I m not quite sure I know there s a shop near by but I m not sure which NUM and where it is Also do you buy cards from them or is there a key in the flat you charge up So many questions I hope the family and friends visiting was fun stress free and rewarding for you and that you re now looking forward to writing your dissertation NAME all is well NAME NAME NAME Re NAME Fwd NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME note re canoes we will be NUM NAME will probably not be able to get the time off after taking NUM weeks at the end of June so we could probably fit in NUM canoes particularly if they are NUM footers I now have NUM canoes though the one is not really that light certainly NOT NAME weight We could use those Does NAME have one Or maybe I could try to borrow one from NAME NAME Anyone we can try to arrange something NAME Dear NAME Thanks for the various messages We should have a map at home so will check out your suggestions My first thought is that going south of NAME might be convenient but I recall that there are sometimes problems with water levels in that region How soon do we have to book I think the straight backpacking option would not be very popular with our family by the way although I have also thought about the cost of canoes and wondered what options might exist Yes we clearly want to see NAME and NAME My sister is talking about an anniversary party the first week we are in NAME arriving July NUM so it might be best to work something around that if your cottage does not fit into the final plans perish the thought I will try to get back to you tonight or tomorrow but if not it will be next week NAME NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Fwd NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME The sun is shining the buds on the trees are almost bursting and I am off to open the cottage this weekend all sure signs that summer is fast approaching And none to soon if you ask me How are things going in NAME Your older guys must be quickly approaching the end to another year of university I assume they are doing well Do NAME s plans still call for him to be over here for most of the summer And how are you and NAME and NAME I imagine you are as busy as always NAME the envirnoment at the University is reasonably positive Is NAME involved in everything going Over here things do on with no surprises always good news NAME is still on contract at NAME NAME but has a chance at a permanent position that he will find out about on Monday Keep your fingers crossed If it does nt pan out though they want to extend his contract for another NUM months It sounds as though he is bringing good value to them Before he agreed to extend the contract however he made sure he could get NUM weeks off near the end of June He s heading to NAME then Originally he was going by himself right about now But a number of his friends thought that it sounded like a good plan and there are now NUM of them going To fit everyone in they had to delay their departure until everyone else was finished school The plans are to land in NAME stay a couple days take the Chunnel to NAME then visit NAME NAME and NAME Talk about a lightning tour One of the guys is fluent in French and has some German so they figure they will be OK for language I think NAME also plans on visiting a few NAME friends on the way around Sounds like great fun if a bit rushed oh to be that young again NAME is waiting to hear from the Universities I think he has finally figured out that he should try to get some decent marks better late than never He will have NUM NAME s instead of the required NUM when he finishes so he should have a good enough average when he counts his best NUM Unfortunately some of the NAME s he did last year did nt have great marks so he wo nt get many acceptances until they receive this terms midterms they went in this week He has NUM acceptance so far and is keeping fingers crossed for the rest He is still hoping for NAME in NAME NAME but may miss out on that because of timing having to wait for this terms marks We will see NAME still motors on Being almost NUM this summer he does nt really want to come to the cottage this summer is not sure that he wants to go back to the camp he was at last summer but does nt have another job lined up yet and is quite indignant when we say that we do nt want him to stay home alone when we take holidays at the cottage Nonetheless something will work out He is still doing well in school despite being part of the first cohort to go through the NUM year program It s a good thing he of all of them has good work habits Are your plans to come to NAME in the summer still intact Everyone here is looking forward to your visit How about the possible trip into NAME still on If it is then we should firm up the dates and make site reservations Let me know your plans Write when you have time and let me know the news NAME and NAME and the boys NAME NAME Christmas and NAME New Year Hi NAME I hope this message finds you well at NAME College How are things going Where are you in the school year What did you do over he holidays What nonschoolrelated things are you doing How s that family THinngs are going well over here although it is above freezing the snow around here has melted and it feels like spring NAME for normal people NAME for skiers Whatever things will get better School is slowly driving me crazy and unlike the army I ca nt get a medical discharge well not without going over the edge first I m just complaining it s not all that bad I m just really busy like everyone else NAME racing is I m not too sure how that is going to turn out this year I have nt raced very well so far but I m working on getting really focussed I m having fun with it and that s most important but I really want to do well I m getting ready for my exams now I m doing all right so far at making school and skiing coexist and I should be able to keep it up littletrainthatcould mentality going on here Well as much as I m living la vida loca over here sarcasm I ve run out of things to say not much happens to me outside of skiing and school Whenever something interesting happens I should write it down to tell people like you Anyway NAME things ar going well with you and I ll be in touch Later NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE hello out there Hi NAME just to apologise that I still have not answered your email thanks for your last email sounds like life is treating you well SMILEY I have been really busy I have been doing a NAME course learning how to teach English to nonnative speakers it s been fun but very tiring Also my email address has gone a bit funny and wo nt send so this is my new one I thought I would let you know so I will try and write properly soon but in the meantime NAME bless and I hope things are good with you love NAME xxx Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching my NAME website WEBSITE Re NAME NAME HI NAME Thanks for emailing me It was good to hear from you Thank you for the birthday wishes I had a wonderful day Would you please also say thanks to the rest of your family for sending the note card for my birthday It brightened my day I did nt really buy anything special at the NAME when I went with my NAME The only thing that I got my NAME bought for me It was a yellow shirt from Campus Crew I love that store Do you have any of those stores in NAME It is a scary thought when you say you only have NUM terms left It seems as though it was just a few years ago that you and your family were living here and you were in highschool I remember I think it was you who came and helped at my birthday party NUM year The winter has been awful in my perspective this year There has been a lot of snow We just got a whole bunch more today My dad s family was supposed to come for supper for NAME NAME s Day but had to cancel because of all the snow Too bad I was looking forward to seeing all of them Well I must get on my way now I m still in my PJ s at NUM NAME I must get dressed practice the fiddle and take the dog for a walk HOpe to hear from you soon HAPPY NAME NAME S DAY NAME Hi NAME It was great to hear from you First of all NAME Birthday for Saturday I hope it was a good day I heard that your Grandmother took you shopping at the NAME Did you buy anything really special I m drawing to the end of yet another term at University only NUM more till I graduate Very scary Very very scary Well I d best go now but I m looking forward to hearing from you Oh how has the snow been this winter It s one of the things I miss about NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME He s NAME Hi NAME How s things like work and life and stuff I ve been crazy busy with 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nice to see you if you re coming back to NAME at some point over NAME Else I hope you re enjoying life and blessing those around you I m sure you are Keep it real NAME NAME I m going on a daytrip to NAME in a couple of week s time with NUM friends both male Hey Hi NAME How s things Did I tell you I got NUM CHAR s in my exams Term is going OK I m off home this weekend to see NAME NAME African NAME who is visiting with his wife NAME I also ordered a pair of rollerblades which I m going to pick up I ve found something I think you might enjoy Go to WEBSITE is quite extraordinarily funny LOL NAME Re Hey I unfortunately do nt have the capabilitities to play the NAME but is is it the Oh shame It is indeed the wonderful Mr NAME song I think it starts off something like In the heart of MiddleEarth in the land of NAME Lives the brave little NAME that we all admire He s NAME NAME NAME NAME The bravest little NAME of them all Quite hilariously dreadful I printed off your new song Do you have any of the old NUM like the NUM on the cd as txt files I have all the lyrics I ll post them on that website Unfortunately none of them have chords but I might try and do a few Keep it real NAME NAME Re Hey Oh well I love her quite hugely and sometimes I laugh out loud because I am so happy SMILEY You are a lucky man NAME Let me suggest that when a woman says NO what she actually means is YES If she says Oh no I do nt want flowers what she actually means is I d love flowers If she says Oh do nt take me out for dinner what she actually means is I really want you to take me out for dinner and if she says Let s not celebrate NAME s Day this year what she actually means is Please surprise me with a NAME celebration I was upset to hear about NAME and NAME Yes I spoke to her the other day and she sounded OK In regards to NAME if you want to contact him I would email him if I was you rather than calling him He s not being particularly open about the whole situation at the moment so I m not sure 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or something so that I could just ask her a few questions If you do nt think this is appropriate then that s fine but she might be able to shed some light on the problems I am having Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM hey Hey NAME thanx for your email Sorry I have nt written in SO long but life sometimes seems to take over in all its business Anyways things are good with me these days I am really looking forward to a week today when I get to go home for reading week I really need a break I m tired of work work work Of course when I m home though I will be doing work but not til the end of the vacation I m finding this semester to be much better than last the marks are now starting to shine through they were nt where I wanted them to be last semester but I guess that that s a part of university life in first year the adjustment But I m glad to be picking it all up now It makes me much more happy I am waiting anxiously for spring to come I have had enough of the cold weather and snow I want to be able to go for runs outside rollerblade go for walks read at the lake etc NUM cannot wait It will be pretty soon though so that s good Next week I have NUM big language tests NUM in french and one in spanish so I have a busy weekend of studying ahead of me I m glad to be doing them before reading week though it will be nice to go home knowing that I have completed them already Although I have my next english essay awaiting me after the break due NUM weeks later oh well I guess it never ends I am really excited about going home for the summer as well I am packing up and moving out on April NUM and then I start swimming lessons on the NUM I still have NUM exams NUM on the NUM and one on the NUM but I did NOT want to stay here for the entire month of april and NUM it is necessary that I go home for work purposes So I am really happy about that My mom 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to do today because I did none yesterday afternoon I went up the high parts of the cathedral and saw the forbidden corridor of Hogwarts I also picked up one of the cobwebs from the NAME set for you I ll send it to you sometime Keep smiling and praying and talking to NAME and Dad nicely Remember they love you very much even if sometimes they make you do piano practice NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Hey Hi NAME You know you mentioned that your brother s girlfriend did her dissertation on fair trade would it be at all posiible for you to give me her email address or something so that I could just ask her a few questions If you do nt think this is appropriate then that s fine but she might be able to shed some light on the problems I am having Thanks NAME hey NAME I m sorry I got mad yesterday I d had such a bad day and what you said was just the last in the long line of a horrible day I feel very 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it s jsut my body gettign used to being abused liek that agian I am trying to get good tickets to see either barenaked ladies or go goo dolls this summer The latter seems the most promising as the concert hall for bnl is almost entirely sold out Both are groups that are on my must see list Did I tell you that I saw NAME this past fall NAME show My sister and I were right at the point of the heart on the floor so NAME and NAME were otu there for a lot of the concert too cool I also saw NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM and NAME The hearing in my left ear is kind of bad now thanks to NAME but who needs to hear stuff anyway I have to go to a seminar now actually the grad students are probably jsut going to do soem drinking CHAR ut they discuss journal articles too to make it legitinate so I ll talk to you later I hope all is well NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Hi Hey NAME Hello How s NAME I guess you might check your email at some point during your road trip so I thought I d give you something to read if you did It was nice to hear from you last Saturday Well my placement is good I m doing research on coatings for paint which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly I say doing but I have nt really started yet due to NUM thing and another Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted There are a few other students working there too so that s nice We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did nt have safety footwear so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully I do nt have to get up at am every day any more I ve found someone who works there and lives in NAME so he gives me a lift there and back Sorry I have nt emailed much internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week However I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier My family has been staying with me last week They were having a holiday in and around NAME Last Sunday NAME and his family came to visit for the evening We all went out for a meal to NAME NAME and NAME and I also went to visit NAME NAME NAME wanted to try and look around NAME CHAR but it was locked However NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little most bizarre We also had a little look in NAME NAME NAME says he s hoping to have the same holiday in NAME again next year for all those who can make it hooray NAME to hear from you soon NAME Hi Hi NAME Well sorry to say I have nt much progress to report on the artistic front yet I think I mentioned that I bought a new very large drafting table and cleaned out my studio so I m prepared to begin working but have nt yet done so due to illness travel obligations and just the ordinary distractions of life in a society By way of explanation my social life has become much more complex as I ve begun to do things with NAME s friends she has a very rich social life a good thing now as well as with only her yes things are going well there too by the way Lots of hiking dinner parties church activities and the like Almost to the point where I could be out every night Then school visits are on Just back from a very stressful week in NAME NAME where I battled a cold along with colossal traffic noise and crowds Crazy place that Now the holidays are upon us Honestly NAME I do nt think I m going to get to any work of consequence until January Yes spending whole days fiddling with ideas is a good life when you can clear away the distractions Well better run myself Best of luck with exams Thanks for keeping in touch my friend SMILEY NAME Hi NAME Well sorry to say I have nt much progress to report on the artistic front yet I think I mentioned that I bought a new very large drafting table and cleaned out my studio so I m prepared to begin working but have nt yet done so due to illness travel obligations and just the ordinary distractions of life in a society By way of explanation my social life has become much more complex as I ve begun to do things with NAME s friends she has a very rich social life a good thing now as well as with only her yes things are going well there too by the way Lots of hiking dinner parties church activities and the like Almost to the point where I could be out every night Then school visits are on Just back from a very stressful week in NAME NAME where I battled a cold along with colossal traffic noise and crowds Crazy place that Now the holidays are upon us Honestly NAME I do nt think I m going to get to any work of consequence until January Yes spending whole days fiddling with ideas is a good life when you can clear away the distractions Well better run myself Best of luck with exams Thanks for keeping in touch my friend SMILEY NAME Hi You cheeky monkey Of course I wo nt send you anymore forwards SMILEY Terms going fine I m preparing for a few small tests this week and am pleased that I am able to actually get some proper work done Usually It s a bit difficult to do all that is necessary with hectic social lives etc Who s big CHAR in love with them NAME NAME NAME want to put me on the commitee next year apparently It s quite an honour for me I think so hopefully I ll be able to serve them to the best of my abilities The position is publicity and might include a website etc So how is YOUR term going I did tell you I d be in NAME on the weekend of the st of April did nt NUM not April fool s by the way NAME NAME NAME Message NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From TS NAME EMAIL Subject Re Fwd Boring message for you to delete Fwd NAME TS NAME EMAIL To NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME TS NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL just out of intrest the last few names on the list I all know NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME flat mate NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME in college with him NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME in a play and college NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME um who he practically lives in NAME s and is in Love NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME How is your term going althogh I like hearing from you please do nt send any more forwards Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL hi Hi NAME I may see you before you get this but as I m in the computer room I thought I may as well send you a quick message Thanks for your note Your thoughts and prayers are really appreciated I have found it really difficult to cope with and understand everything to do with NAME and him getting cancer Coming away from home has made me think about things even more and I ve spent the past few days thinking of it all a lot and trying to sort things out with NAME too as I ve not been faithful to him as I should through all of this I guess coz of all this I have been quieter and more thoughtful and not really way keen on spending time with people Sorry if I have not seemed very welcoming I ve just had a lot on my mind NAME is seeing the cancer specialist tomorrow so we should have some idea of how bad or good to prospects look and he ll hopefully start on treatment soon after Well I d better get back to the creaky library and my wonderful microeconomics See you NAME Hi NAME all Sorry for the mass email and for my lack of communication over the past few days weeks months delete as appropriate Hope you are all well and have had good summers Mine has been NUM big job hunt which has resulted in my obtaining a job with NAME NAME in NAME I move to NAME tomorrow and start my job on Tuesday My plan is to stick with the job for as long as I enjoy it can bear it and then maybe find something else jobwise or do work experience or something hmm Basically I also need to sort out what career I want to pursue and at present am pretty set on the idea of applying for primary NAME courses for next year Anyway so there you go Otherwise my summer has been ok Have travelled about a bit to NAME s to NAME Commonwealth Games NAME and NAME NAME concert to NAME to help with kids activities to NAME on family holiday and spent the rest of my time being the Wedding Planner for my sister s wedding next month and practically living in the JobCentre I hate that place NAME better go get some beauty sleep before moving tomorrow Take care and be in touch Oh my new address is NUM NAME Crescent NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME in case any of you feel inclined to write me nice letters hint hint NAME SMILEY Emails and phone calls are also most welcome NUM NUM NUM I hope jobs studying dossing etc go well for you all bye for now NAME xxx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE Re Hi NAME Dear NAME NAME Thanks for the email NAME that s really neat that you have email now What kind of computer do you have Does it have any fun stuff And NAME you must be done your exams yes Have they gone well Any chance of you making a trip down to NAME sometime in the next NUM weeks I m off to the library now to do some work then I ll crash into bed We went to the NAME NAME yesterday so needless to say I m exhausted See you love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM thomasravalde wrote Hi NAME I m writing from NAME s computer now It would be good if you send a quick reply Take Care NAME hidden note Hey NAME thanks for the hidden note SMILEY Oh that I could find such in my pile of bills every day I m glad you had such a grand time I did too Somehow I knew you would given your particular interests and inclinations And yes I agree that it did nt seem as if NUM years had passed But this phenomenom is nt unusual among soulmates I think you we can look forward to this pickinguprightwhereweleftoffthing the rest of the way Count on it And also you re friend is right NAME is good all the time Our task is but to awaken to and enter it N es pa Fond greetings to your family Your friend NAME Hey NAME thanks for the hidden note SMILEY Oh that I could find such in my pile of bills every day I m glad you had such a grand time I did too Somehow I knew you would given your particular interests and inclinations And yes I agree that it did nt seem as if NUM years had passed But this phenomenom is nt unusual among soulmates I think you we can look forward to this pickinguprightwhereweleftoffthing the rest of the way Count on it And also you re friend is right NAME is good all the time Our task is but to awaken to and enter it N es pa Fond greetings to your family Your friend NAME Re Hi Hi NAME Sounds like you re having a good holiday Actually I guess you re coming back to NAME tomorrow so you probably wo nt get this till then Anyway hope you had a great time and did lots of exciting things Today is a bank holiday I get a day off work Can you tell I m excited Have just said goodbye to NAME and NAME They came with NAME for NAME and NAME s wedding and stayed the weekend in my flat It was very good fun We went with NAME to her new church yesterday in NAME NAME It s really great She s starting work there today Yesterday evening we went over to NAME NAME s for a chinese meal and watched a video Again most enjoyable I ve had a lovely weekend NAME to see you soon and hear all about your holiday NAME hi ho silver NAME CHAR tried to send this on Sat to your hotmail account but it got returned so let s try again CHAR CHAR Hi NAME how are things I guess you re going to get this next week when you get back from your holiday together I hope you had a good time I hope everyone got on well and you guys bonded and everyone said the things they wanted to say or whatever I hope you re all going to stay in touch I have the feeling that there may be a fair range in ability on that front SMILEY Do you feel ready for the next part of your life to begin or perhaps not NAME s got so many great things in store for you make sure you do nt ever limit the things that He can do in your life I reckon this last month or so has been quite difficult in some ways for me but I feel like I ve learnt some of the most important things I ve learnt all year although CHAR admit some of them I think it has taken me a whole year to understand I hope you re finding this a really valuable time as well I ll miss you next year oh great bible study leader I m going to do it next year any advice I really enjoyed being in your group this year very refreshing And I ve always been very confident in you I hope you have that confidence as well I ve always felt since CHAR first met you that you had a lot to give especially in encouraging other people and just in paying attention to people sometimes you and NAME both have the gift of making people feel special SMILEY I ve been being a bit of a hermit this last couple of weeks and it s been really nice in a lot of ways although occasionally I ve been a bit lonely and missing people I ve been working ever since I got back and I ve been really tired physically and emotionally mentally so maybe CHAR needed a retreat NAME I have a few days off next week to have a little rest Otherwise I ve been doing lots of reading and emailing and writing I went shopping today with my Aunt and she bought me a lovely watch as a belated st birthday presentnice Are you going to do anything else for your birthday I will probably come and visit NAME and all you guys in NAME sometime at the end of August are you likely to be around then I got my ticket to the NAME NAME concert in the post today this is what I m going to instead of the summer ball Then a week or so after that I m off to a wedding in NAME and then going to NAME NAME NAME NAME in NAME and then camping in NAME with my family Looking forward to that SMILEY Well NAME CHAR NAME NAME and good night from ilford speak soon NAME x NAME happy birthday Dear NAME aka Big Boss of the multinational multimillion company NUM Isles NAME NUM day Just a quick email to say CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NUM NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NUM CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Hope you ve had a great day it s May Day tomorrow or today looking at the time so I m off to a free champagne and strawberries breakfast in the quad tomorrow morning at am NAME Lots of love and birthday thoughts NAME xxx Re Hi there On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM TS NAME EMAIL wrote NAME my old canadian NAME of NAME fame Tell me how is university Very very good though that is a balanced view averaged over the course so far and not the one that I am really holding at the moment NUM hours of teaching today including NUM hours in the dissection room with stinky formaldehyde generally not enough sleep incourse assessment yesterday and another next thursday impending christmas exams and on tuesday I will be in college from NUM to NUM Hmmmmmmmmm have you seen any dead people yet Yes See above what the best thing you have done is I ll have to give that some thought I have been lucky enough to do a lot of great things here in NAME more at a later date and when are you returning to NAME Tonight First time since I moved down I m singing evensong at NAME Cathedral with the University of NAME NAME Choir on Saturday I ve started drinking coffee now so sometime early in the holidays we will have to meet and drink some Also perhaps we should go christmas shopping togeather Anyway did you know that it is NAME s st Bday next week on the th of NAME NUM weeks actually if you want to send him an email his adress is EMAIL Thank you See you round NAME NAME I ve got a NAME unit now Fun fun fun NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Take care NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL Hi there Hey NAME Thank you for your newsletter It is nice to hear what you re doing and how your university life is My university email address is EMAIL so you might want to change it in your address book I will write a longer email when I have more time and when I do nt have an assignment and an incourse assemssment looming NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL hi NAME Well it s been a while since I ve written I just realized today It seems as though school takes over which I do nt think I like but sometimes there is no choice in the matter it has to come first Anyways I am busy as per usual and I am looking forward to going home for the summer as of apr th I really need a break from school this has been NUM hardworking year for me which I m sure you can agree with This past weekend my best friend and her boyfriend came up to visit me and my boyfriend NAME We had lots of fun showing them around NAME watching movies going out for dinner and lastnight we took them to our campus pub It was a lot of fun but I m quite exhausted now and am currently studying for my psyc exam that is late tomorrow afternoon After that I have an essay to finish that is due on tuesday Oh it never ends I am finding this semester to be a big difference in my marks last semester was quite the adjustment and now I see big improvement It is good to be back where I always was in highschool last semester was quite a shocker The weather has been quite bizarre in the past NUM weeks we had no snow for quite a while a couple beautiful days but still rather windy seeing as we re right on lake NAME I was hoping that this was really spring but after we watched a movie lastnight in the evening by NAME there was an inch of snow on the ground and much more this morning I was very mad it is time for spring as far as I m concerned But today was rather sunny so I think the snow is losing the game here hopefully it will all disappear within a couple of days I keep thinking of my parents my sister and her NUM friends who are in NAME Beach NAME currently and am very jealous This is the first year that I have nt gone I ve gone every year since grade NUM Sometimes moving away from home is nt exactly the best thing in fact I ve been homesick a bit this semester and I really ca nt wait to have my own room again etc etc All in good time A matter of a month I suppose Anyways I must go eat dinner and hit the books again I hope you are well and working hard haha write back when you have time love NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE NAME Hi NAME How s things How was your trip to the NAME I ve finally got myself a job working in the grain merchants again it s dull but I get to flirt with all the old farmers who come in so it s not all that bad I was in NAME last weekend I went punting with NAME and some of his friends and thankfully one of our old school friends I really did nt want to go at all I thought it would be too awkward with his girlfriend being there but I had a reasonable time considering NAME the woman in his life is a medic student pretty thin witty and with dazzling intellect Personally I do nt know how he attracts all these stunning women SMILEY In a true NAME NAME way I am finding the positive part of how this has made me feel To misquote NAME NAME it s amazing the resolve that comes with psychotic jealousy My bosses NUM middle aged sarky farmer types have noted this and every day at work I get comments along the lines of How s the excercise regime and If you get any thinner NAME we wo nt be able to see you at all This is their idea of encouragement they mean well To clarify just like butter you know I m not jealous that NAME has a girlfriend But just NAME I m not jealous of her being with him does nt mean I ca nt be jealous of her Does that make sense I know it s not a good thing but see I m using it for good Anyway how re you adjusting to life as a graduate Any more ideas forthcoming Hope you re well NAME SMILEY Re hockey Champ NAME still on cloud NUM How about pm tonight Or NAME I ll be online at those NUM times if you like NAME NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote How s the dude today Still high looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks do you want to talk tomorrow NAME Re NAME etc Dear NAME Oh and I was VERY interested to hear that you had been up late talking to her Memories of go home NAME will be tired tomorrow spring to mind SMILEY Oh shut up SMILEY And HE ALWAYS WAS I hope you guys are getting to bed at a good time in NAME I hope you are as well You know late nights REALLY are nt good for you NAME Say hi to NAME for me I certainly will when I get that part as an extra Sleep well do nt stay up too late love NAME xxx ps SMILEY NAME etc Dear NAME Thank you so much for your howler I m very glad you did nt enclose your voice as an attachment which you can do when you send ecards I m sorry I have nt been in when you ve tried to phone how about you email me and sort out a time to phone or we can all meet up on a chat page somewhere NAME NAME NAME is currently being filmed at NUM locations if not more in NAME the NAME NAME Library and NAME Church college My friend NAME has seen the kid who plays NAME in the above mentioned library which is just typical as he has nt even read the books How s life at NAME I hope you re not working too hard NAME thinks you must be as you have nt been emailing him constantly Well Are you Or are you engaged in other pursuits of a more interesting nature such as fencing acting NAME I was so happy to hear about you and NAME I d love to meet her so invite her to NAME in the holiday or something Oh and I was VERY interested to hear that you had been up late talking to her Memories of go home NAME will be tired tomorrow spring to mind SMILEY Well I m off to eat dinner some friends are having a hotdog night yum so hopefully I ll hear from you soon Lots of love NAME xxx Re NAME NAME How s the holiday going I thinkin you would be pleased with me I ve spent the last few days sorting out my room arranging my books so that they are all in height order It looks so nice now What s up with you How s it being at home How are your family I m thinking of all the other things I ve done but not coming up with much Oh NAME I ve been trying to sort out funding for my project with not much success as yet Please keep praying for that Gotta go to bed I think I m feeling much better but still a bit coughy and very tired Good night NAME NAME Dear all I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer I am now organising it instead of the inimitable Miss NAME There are NUM questions NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free From the end of June until the middle of September As NAME said I need fairly definite answers if you ca nt commit to it tell me NUM How big is your budget As NAME also said a few months ago Please reply even just to say no there is a need for a little urgency because it does get busy and it would be cool to go somewhere nice Thanks NAME NAME Have a nice day and if you re not in NAME hello NAME Dear everyone NAME Well August looks the most suitable month However there is a problem The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked The only times it is available are the end of June and then September So assuming we go somewhere some time in August does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice and relatively inexpensive ie pound NUM pound NUM ish for all of us to go Please let me know if you know of anywhere Ideas welcome Enjoy the rest of the vacation NAME Re NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Re NAME Hi NAME Thanks for you message It was our pleasure to have you and NAME with us We will be praying that your search for funding comes through for NAME and it would be great to hear from you if it does NAME and I are overwhelmed at your offer of your parents home We would not want to impose but we would accept your offer if it worked out for you and your family My birthday happens to be on August st and we do nt have any other plans yet We just arrived in NAME last night and we will now be here for the next NUM days We will stay in touch with you If your email is different after the end of the school year please forward that so that we can stay in touch Again thank you and your family for the kind offer Have a wonderful rest of the term NAME NAME and NAME Hi NAME Thanks again for the great time you and your lovely family gave us last week When I was at your house I asked if you had been to NAME recently and NAME told me that you had nt I was wondering if you and your family did want to have a holiday in the south My family is going away between the st August and the th of September Also the house will be empty from the rd to the th of August well we will be leaving and coming home on those dates Would you like to stay in our house in NAME It is a big house in a nice part of town and as well as being in NAME a nice NUM mins walk from the city centre ie with the colleges on the train NAME is only an hour away Holidays can be very expensive so if you d like somewhere to stay for free in NAME you would be more than welcome to use our house Let me know what you think NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME Hello people long time no speak to most of you My New Year s resolution to be in contact with people more has not really worked Anyhow I hope you are all well and enjoying whatever you re up to Sorry for the mass email but I am rather sick of writing emails at present it is my job afterall Things are pretty good with me right now NAME is back in NAME has been for nearly NUM weeks and I ve seen lots of him which has kept me happy SMILEY He has had some assignments to hand in and so has had late nights working and on sunday only got NUM hours sleep silly boy as he was up most of the night completing the essays in time for hand in We ve had fun though and played hockey a few times I was asked by an onlooker if I wanted to play for her team gone for a nice meal watched several films good stuff I m having an evening in front of the telly doing NOTHING this evening as I am EXHAUSTED after a busy week of work So nice it s the weekend tomorrow NAME may be playing hockey for NAME City tomorrow so if he does NUM ll go and watch that I also need to do some birthday shopping for my sister and a friend here called NAME she knows NAME NAME for those of you who know NAME Anyway what else has happened since I last saw some of you at New Year Oh I ve read the st NAME of the Rings book had a puncture and my bike has never been the same since eaten NAME Krispies rather than NAME shock horror witnessed some of NAME disappear under water lots of nasty rain written NUM emails to customers wow mysteriously lost weight much to NAME s concern but I think it s not too worrying so am compensating with eating as many NAME Bars as I like oh and applied for a position in the Returns department here at NAME Would be cool if I got that as it is a oneman or womanshow so I would nt have people bossing me around so much nor would I be hassled by customers NAME NAME well my break is nearly done and I have another half hour of work to do before I am let out Bring it on Bye for now lots of love and best wishes to you all Those of you going back to NAME I m rather jealous Will hopefully be coming up at end of NAME early March speak soon and let me know how you re getting on love NAME SMILEY xx STOP MORE NAME with the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE NAME Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME NAME Boys and Girls I have had replies from quite a few of you now and it seems that it might be best just to stick with the original people to save the intense edebating that seems likely to ensue otherwise Let me hear you say whoooo NAME Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME NAME NAME I did nt know that the theme was Christian fellowship I thought it was friendship CHAR NAME People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Re NAME I think new years was a sucess Yeah me too Wanna meet up before you go back NAME NAME NAME though CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds great will get back re dates NAME People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME I have seen it but I do nt mind seeing it again CHAR I ll see Have you seen the NAME of the Rings Do you want to see it again NAME I think new years was a sucess Yeah me too Wanna meet up before you go back NAME NAME NAME though CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds great will get back re dates NAME People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NUM ring to rule them all I m pretty stuck into the revision now NAME so I wo nt come you will undoubtedly enjoy it though Look out for the bit where NAME swings up onto the horse very very very cool Anyway ca nt meet up this evening as I said because I m busy What are you doing tomorrow evening Fare ye well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll go see it with Dad tonight We are going at NUM NUM at ORG which is by ORG pub if you want to join us NAME me on my new phone if you want to join us Why do nt you come around tomorrow for supper served at the table at NUM Come round a bit before if you like It would be good to see you NAME NUM NUM NUM I have seen it but I do nt mind seeing it again CHAR I ll see Have you seen the NAME of the Rings Do you want to see it again NAME Yeah me too Wanna meet up before you go back NAME NAME NAME though CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME YOU DURBRAIN NAME oh yes you did say tomorrow did nt you hmmmm silly me Well tomorrow sounds good I ll be there just before NUM then Thanks NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I said why do nt you come over tomorrow I remembered you were busy this evening but I thought that the NUM NUM showing might have been early enought to at least ask Take care NAME I hope you can come tomorrow NAME NUM ring to rule them all I m pretty stuck into the revision now NAME so I wo nt come you will undoubtedly enjoy it though Look out for the bit where NAME swings up onto the horse very very very cool Anyway ca nt meet up this evening as I said because I m busy What are you doing tomorrow evening Fare ye well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll go see it with Dad tonight We are going at NUM NUM at ORG which is by ORG pub if you want to join us NAME me on my new phone if you want to join us Why do nt you come around tomorrow for supper served at the table at NUM Come round a bit before if you like It would be good to see you NAME NUM NUM NUM I have seen it but I do nt mind seeing it again CHAR again Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME All you good good people Listen to me We are limited to having our holiday sometime in August and unfortunately Chapel is already booked for the whole of August so if we are going to do anything it is going to have to be elsewhere Now NAME and I were wondering if any of you know of any places like Chapel owned by your family that might be free sometime in August preferably the first week So if you could let me know if anything springs to mind then that would be super Cheerio then NAME Re NAME a finale NAME NAME yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME wrote NAME Having received and analysed all of your emails ruminated cogitated etc for those masterchef watchers amongst you I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming none of them are known equally well by all GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION NOW Let me hear you say yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME a finale NAME Having received and analysed all of your emails ruminated cogitated etc for those masterchef watchers amongst you I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming none of them are known equally well by all GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION NOW Let me hear you say yeyyyyyyaaaaaa NAME NAME NAME again Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME Re NAME again Yes but we should also invite NAME as in NAME if we are going to invite NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote Just to clarify we do not have many more spaces so we ca nt generalise the invitation We have to be specific about who we invite CHAR Guys and Dolls NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite NAME on our little summer excursion What are your thoughts NAME NAME NAME Dear all After judging the response to my last email suggesting pound NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less As NAME and NAME do nt want to spend more than pound NUM each then let s all put that in If in the unlikely event we do overspend then we can always work it out later Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal any other luxuries you might want Also if we could all decide who if anyone we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal weights can be either imperial or metric I can convert but please do nt just say some bananas as we wo nt know how many to get I know this sounds very tedious and I m not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself but I think it s better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand as it will work out cheaper so we do nt have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket which might be rather a distance away every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday apart from for those ardent Safewaydiehard fans amongst you Hope you all have a good afternoon NAME NAME NAME The idea of a holiday for all at the end of this academic year appeals basically what I need to know is NUM Do you want to come NUM When are you free When are you not free From the end of June until the middle of September I need fairly definite answers if you ca nt commit to it tell me NUM How big is your budget Please reply even just to say no there is a need for a little urgency because it does get busy and it would be cool to go somewhere nice With love NAME xx NAME Information Dear everyone In response to NAME s email yes a decision has been made about the holiday We have booked the house from the th to the th of July The accommodation cost will be approximately pound NUM in total for us all I m sorry I did nt reply sooner I was waiting to see if NAME was going to come People coming NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME People who would like to come but ca nt commit at present NAME People who have not replied NAME Everyone else is definitely not coming So that is either NUM NUM or NUM of us I m sure everything else will be worked out nearer the time and after the exams If there are any more questions please do nt hesitate to contact either NAME or myself NAME those of you on holiday enjoy the last few days of the vacation and I may see some of you next week NAME Holidays NAME How are you I think I might have been very rude and not have replied properly to you last email until now Am I on holiday or what Well I ll forgive you Holidays are for neglecting everyone or I hope so because otherwise a lot of people are going to find it hard to forgive me As you can see I m trying to get better and actually reply Well imagine totem poles and that is the well known example of the art form however only NUM or NUM tribes were actually prolific in the creation and use of these And that art did nt take off until white people arrived with metal tools Other things that were made were boxes baskets spoons boats houses all elaboratly painted and carved I tried on a robe which had taken this NUM artist NUM years to weave NAME eh He could sell it for NUM NUM which if you think about it is pittance but then it is still the most expensive item of clothing I ve ever worn there are only NUM robes like it in existance NAME NUM years So it s not just like normal wool then You d think he d have quite a lot of trouble selling it Although I suppose you do get art collectors I went to NAME on holiday recently and saw a lot of NAME NAME s stuff it is true the man was a genius and his wife was pretty good too One of my favourite sorts of art is the English medieval kind could nt give you dates when all the women have round white faves There s a picture from that period in the NAME collection of NAME from the NAME having cut off someone s head and she s sitting down and it s next to her and she s smiling this smug kind of smile which suggest she was really quite glad whe had to do it Do you know where the NAME come from I guess they re not really scripture but I have a Bible with them in and they re really good stories It s mostly more Jewish history stories I suppose I m also thinking about careers and right now the job which is appealing to me is a secondary school art teacher with perhaps the occasional lessons in NAME geology What do you think I ve thought about NAME s and all that buyt that holds little appeal at this time The last thing you want to do is be stuck in education sorry your education when you d rather do something else I m sure that if NAME wants you to go into teaching then you ll realise it Perhaps you re being led to reform the teaching style of art in schools towards less convoluted introspection and more focus on making the most of talent and improvement NAME I have a thing against art as it was at my school All the people I know who did it were just encouraged to look within themselves and it just turned them more inwards and away from reality The more teenagers are encouraged to take themselves seriously the more screwed up they will be as adults Okay perhaps I m being a bit unfair but if people are told to take themselves seriously then everyone jumps at the chance and it s just not healthy Apologies if I ve offended you at all I think you would make an ace teacher honestly If you can help me understand petrology then you can teach a monkey or even your average year NUM to paint like NAME You wrote My dad suggested I should apply to a Californian university since NAME is a bit of a tectonic dead end Also his attitude towards work is that there s no point in doing something if you re not at the best place in the world with the best people in the world and aiming to BE the best in the world And who can argue with that I do nt agree with your dad Go where you want No go where NAME wants That s better Of course I want to do what NAME wants I intend to but that does nt mean not looking at the options And if NAME leads me towards being a geologist then obviously I want to go to the best place for it and do the best I can Oh dear everyone gets me wrong about this Yes I m competitive and ambitious and arrogant but that s just how I motivate myself I do nt look down on people who do differently to me and if NAME wants me to live my life in an obscure job without much thanks and stuff then sure his will be done and I ll be happy But until he leads me to do so I m going to do the best I can where I am Oh help I m turning into my father Dr NAME I m not conceited I m as good as I say I am NAME I know NAME has great plans for your geology career but lets face it when did anyone ever listen to him so true but then he is very useful at times Just make sure that if you ever tell him you re going to be an art teacher you do it when I m around and I have a good view of the expression on his face I ve had a bit of spiritual downness this summer which has nt been fun but I hope that I ll get sorted before we return to NAME How ve you been How s NAME I do nt know about you but I find it quite hard to focus on NAME while I m at home and I do nt have Christian friends or bible study or even a church which I feel has good teaching I guess I m just making excuses though I ve found it easier since I ve got a job and I ve been doing things and NAME helped too I saw NAME this weekend and we went punting on the NAME with a couple of other friends and we played spot the ignorant tour guide which was very pleasant I got very upset later and ended up crying please note I do not cry often because as I think you know NAME is nt a Christian I think the prospect of your best friend going to hell is a reasonable thing to cry about but of course I just could nt think of a way of saying this to NAME so he still does nt know why I was crying I expect he thinks it s something to do with our relationship Oh dear What does one do in situations like this Have you fallen madly in love with anyone over the holidays I seem to have liked the same person for NUM years how boring am I Love NAME Holidays NAME How are you I think I might have been very rude and not hav CHAR replied properly to you last email until now Am I on holiday or what Well I ll forgive you Holidays are for neglecting everyone or I hope so because otherwise a lot of people are going to find it hard to forgi ve me As you can see I m trying to get better and actually reply Well imagine totem poles and that is the we ll known example of the art form however only NUM or NUM tribes were actually prolific in the creation and use of these And that art did nt take off until white CHAR eople arrived with metal tools Other things that were made were boxes bas kets spoons boats houses all elaboratly painted and carved I tried on a robe which had taken this NUM artist NUM years to weave NAME eh He coul CHAR sell it for NUM NUM which if you think about it is pittance but th en it is still the most expensive item of clothing I ve ever worn there are only NUM robes like it in existance NAME NUM years So it s not just like normal wool th en You d think he d have quite a lot of trouble selling it NAME NAME I suppose you do get art collectors I went to NAME on holi day recently and saw a lot of NAME NAME s stuff it is true th CHAR man was a genius and his wife was pretty good too One of my favour ite 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you ll realise it Perhaps NAME CHAR re being led to reform the teaching style of art in schools towards less CHAR onvoluted introspection and more focus on making the most of talent and impr ovement NAME I have a thing against art as it was at my school All the peo ple I know who did it were just encouraged to look within themselves and it just turned them more inwards and away from reality The more teenage rs are encouraged to take themselves seriously the more screwed up they wil CHAR be as adults Okay perhaps I m being a bit unfair but if people ar CHAR told to take themselves seriously then everyone jumps at the chance and it s just not healthy Apologies if I ve offended you at all I think you would make an ace teacher honestly If you can help me understand petrology then you ca CHAR teach a monkey or even your average year NUM to paint like NAME You wrote My dad suggested I should apply CHAR CHAR a Californian university since NAME is a bit of a tectonic dead end Also his attitude towards work is that there s no point in doin g something if you re not at the best place in the world with the best people in the world and aiming to BE the best in the world And wh I can argue with that I do nt agree with your dad Go where you want No go where NAME wants That s better Of course I want to do what NAME wants I intend to but that does nt mean not looking at the options And if NAME leads me towards being a CHAR eologist then obviously I want to go to the best place for it and do the be st I can Oh dear everyone gets me wrong about this Yes I m CHAR ompetitive and ambitious and arrogant but that s just how I motivate myself I do nt look down on people who do differently to me and if NAME wan ts me to live my life in an obscure job without much thanks and stuff then CHAR ure his will be done and I ll be happy But until he leads me to do so I m going to do the best I can where I am Oh help I m turning into my father Dr NAME quotI m not conceit NAME I m as good as I say I amquot NAME I know NAME has great plans for your geo logy career but lets face it when did anyone ever listen to him so true but then he is very useful at times Just make sure that if you ever tell him you re going to be an art teacher you do it when I m around and I have a good view of the expression on his fa ce I ve had a bit of spiritual downness this summ NAME which has nt been fun but I hope that I ll get sorted before we ret urn to NAME How ve you been How s NAME I do nt know about you but I find it quite hard to focus on NAME while I m at home and I do nt have Christian friends or bible study or even a church CHAR hich I feel has good teaching I guess I m just making excuses though I ve found it easier since I ve got a job and I ve been doing things and NAME helped too I saw NAME this weekend and we went punting on the NAME with a couple of CHAR ther friends and we played spot the ignorant tour guide which CHAR as very pleasant I got very upset later and ended up crying please CHAR ote I do not cry often because as I think you know NAME is nt a NAME stian I think the prospect of your best friend going to hell is a NAME sonable thing to cry about but of course I just could nt think of a way of saying this to NAME so he still does nt know why I was crying I exp ect he thinks it s something to do with our relationship Oh dear CHAR hat does one do in situations like this Have you fallen madly in love with anyone over the holidays I seem CHAR I have liked the same person for NUM years how boring am I Love NAME Re NAME Hi NAME Holidays What holidays I m still in NAME in the LIBRARY working hard I ve just done and hour and a half on a microscope doing grenvilles stuff man is it BORING I ve been trying to get lots of revision done since I ve not done too well on the coursework I got mad and screwed some up and threw it away do nt know if I told you NAME NAME is my tutor and has given me nice marks on the practice questions I did NUM firsts but only low NUM NUM As for NAME I think he needs serious medical treatment I m happy to say that that kind of mental instability has not been passed on to his college children although NAME does do silly amounts How does he manage it Why does he want to manage it How s the PhD situation Any luck with funding My dissertation has been thrown into chaos by NAME now doing a geography NUM I m in the process of changing courses to Earth NAME so I can do an interesting dissertation instead of mapping still NUM weeks field work though of a completely free choice but I still do nt know where I m going or what I m doing Never mind it will be okay I m sure Meanwhile I m reading up lots of NAME s stuff so I know what I m talking about why oh why am I mad enough to create myself all this HASSLE As for the friends thing I know exactly what you mean I have totally abandoned everyone this year I m at the flat every day but I hardly see anyone else I realised the other day when I was explaining to a friend of NAME s housemate that I spent most evenings with NAME NAME you spend EVERY EVENING with your boyfriend That sounds TERRIBLE That sounds so utterly appalling sad ridiculous do I not have any other friends I m sure I m a much worse friend than you are I ca nt wait to live back in college it makes life so much easier NAME I m so lazy Oh well I must get on with some more reading I m going home on Saturday for a week and a half and then back to NAME and on to NAME I m absolutely livid that it effectively takes out a week and a half out of the NUM weeks we have left before our exams But now it s not compulsory for me NAME I might actually enjoy it Might see you in NAME in the holiday if you happen to be wandering around remember to relax mentally as well as not doing any work love and plagioclase NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME How are things going for you this holiday I m back into the swing of things here in NAME although I have yet to start any serious revision This is not good but I fell that I needed a bit of a rest after this last very hectic and enjoyable last term I do nt feel rested but I have had a break from work for a while and so I guess that that counts One of the things I ve liked least about these last NUM terms is how little I ve seen everyone else With us all working so much harder now I think it would be safe to say that NAME and I are working stupid amounts he even took a break from the NAME NAME to work FREAK and that combined now with NAME means that I get out and see my other friends not nearly often enough That is something that I shall have to try and do next term I m sorry if I have nt been a great friend I hope this holiday is relaxing for you and that you can get refreshed for the NAME exams that are coming up Lots of love NAME Re NAME Dear NAME I wrote this before this week and I guess that even though it s been a horrible week for everyone I m going to send it to you I think everyone s been shocked this week and some people will have lost friends in a horrible way I do nt pretend to understand how awful that must be Still on a personal note I went to NAME today and NAME who s been my best friend for NUM years told me that he did nt really care if he never saw me again I do nt know if you have any idea how much hearing one s best friend say that hurts NAME NAME saying it Needless to say I am not easily upset but I ve cried all day Just so you do nt ask me how he is next you see me or anything Sucker that I am though if he ever needs me I will be right there NAME See you soon have a good time in NAME love NAME Greetings Sir NAME hope this email finds you in the best of health Thanks for your email As I was reading it again this morning I was thinking to myself NAME she is wise Though perhaps stupid at times I m still annoyed that you walked late at night with thay unknown man Am I too protective of my friends Or perhaps it is just the fell group Do nt wise people take their own advice And as for stupid no never that over confident Although for the record I weighed up all the pros and cons of talking to that person and I figured NAME had put me there for a purpose so I decided to take a calculated risk So can you be too over confident in NAME Hmmmm Perhaps when you cease to use your brain before you put your confidence in him I mean I would nt step off NAME s Bridge About the NAME I was going to write a bit about that but looking briefly at a paper on it and biblical canon made me think again I know too little about it to make any useful comments It you do want to know more NAME s library is STUFFED full of Theology books and just email CHAR NAME and he ll recommend some to you Who is he Honestly NAME is there anyone in NAME who you do nt know Actually I think my godmother is doing a PhD thesis on part of the NAME so I might ask her She is called the Reverend Auntie NAME and I think she is a NAME theologically strange Let s say that our mutual friend NAME NAME would nt agree with her that much Is it too much of a cliched to ask you what you think about women in ministry I m not entirely sure because although I know I do nt like women preachers as a rule I do nt know whether this is just preference And preaching is nt the only part of ministry of course But there are other problems that I can see such as men and probably women too not really wanting to talk to a woman the way they d talk to a male vicar and children losing out too I do nt know but some people get so angry about it being against scripture Trivia question for today Where and in what year were the dead sea scrolls found in a cave near the NAME NAME in NUM I knew that well the place See I m not that ignorant As I type this I miss the delete key and hit NAME thus freezing my computer and printing a NAME set on the screen This is a pain but NAME set it up so I have nt deleted it yet No I have nt fallen madly in love this summer Sorry I m actually thinking that I do nt really have enough time as it is to do what I need to so falling in love is a bad idea I might decide to fall in love sometime in the future CHAR true understanding male Is that you are a true understanding male or that you wish to fall in love with a true understanding male at some time in the future SMILEY Seriously though I think you are quite right You get far more constructive stuff done if you re not worrying about a girlfriend boyfriend or how you wish you had one It tends to have a detrimental effect on your relationship with NAME too in my experience anyway It would be nice to not have to like anyone really but life has an irritating habit of making you infatuated at the most inconvenient times ie exam time or NUM days before the holidays start And if it s not that you fall for the person you are least likely to be suited to in the world Re NAME Dear NAME I wrote this before this week and I guess that even though it s been a hor rible week for everyone I m going to send it to you I think everyone CHAR been shocked this week and some people will have lost friends in a horribl CHAR way I do nt pretend to understand how awful that must be Still on a personal note I went to NAME today and NAME who s been my best friend for NUM years told me that he did nt really care if he ne ver saw me again I do nt know if you have any idea how much hearing CHAR ne s best friend say that hurts NAME NAME saying it Needless to say I am not easily upset but I ve cried all day Just so you don CHAR ask me how he is next you see me or anything Sucker that I am though if he ever needs me I will be right there A nytime See you soon have a good time in NAME love NAME Greetings Sir NAME hope this email finds you in the best of health Thanks for your email As I was reading it again this morning I was thinking to myself NAME she is wise Though perhaps stupid at times I m still annoyed that you walked late at night with thay unknown man CHAR CHAR I too protective of my friends Or perhaps it is just the fell group Do nt wise people take their own advice And as for stupid no never that over confident Although for the record I weighed up all the pro CHAR and cons of talking to that person and I figured NAME had put me there for a purpose so I decided to take a calculated risk So can you be too ov NAME confident in NAME Hmmmm Perhaps when you cease to use your CHAR rain before you put your confidence in him I mean I would nt step off NAME s Bridge About the NAME I was going to write a bit about CHAR hat but looking briefly at a paper on it and biblical canon made me think again I kno CHAR too little about it to make any useful comments It you do want to know NAME re NAME s library is STUFFED full of Theology books and just email CHAR NAME and he ll recommend some to you Who is he Honestly NAME is there anyone in NAME who you don I know Actually I think my godmother is doing a PhD thesis on part of the NAME so I might ask her She is called the Reverend Auntie NAME and I think she is a NAME theologically strange Let s say th at our mutual friend NAME NAME would nt agree with her that much Is it too much of a cliched to ask you what you think about women in minist ry I m not entirely sure because although I know I do nt like women preachers as a rule I do nt know whether this is just preference An CHAR preaching is nt the only part of ministry of course But there are other problems that I can see such as men and probably women too not real NAME wanting to talk to a woman the way they d talk to a male vicar and child NAME losing out too I do nt know but some people get so angry about CHAR CHAR being against scripture Trivia question for today Where and in what year CHAR ere the dead sea scrolls found in a cave near the NAME NAME in NUM I knew that well the place See I m not that ignorant As I type this I miss the delete key and hit NAME thus freezing my computer a nd printing a NAME set on the screen This is a pain but NAME set it up so I have nt deleted it yet No I have nt fallen madly in love this summer Sorry I m actually thinking that I do nt really have enough time as it is to do what I ne NAME to so falling in love is a bad idea I might decide to fall in love sometime in the future CHAR true understanding male Is that you are a true understanding male or that you wish to fall CHAR CHAR love with a true understanding male at some time in the future SMILEY Seriously though I think you are quite right You get far more const ructive stuff done if you re not worrying about a girlfriend boyfriend or ho CHAR you wish you had one It tends to have a detrimental effect on your relationship with NAME too in my experience anyway It would be nice CHAR CHAR not have to like anyone really but life has an irritating habit of making you infatuated at the most inconvenient times ie exam time or NUM days be fore the holidays start And if it s not that you fall for the person you are least likely to be suited to in the world Re NAME NAME NUM Dates I ca nt make maybe th to th August I ca nt read my writing rd of August NAME holiday Hope you are well NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME Re NAME NAME NUM Hi NAME It was good to talk with you last night again I am not sure as yet when I will be free depending on when I get my thesis finished I guess also there is a week in August when I am away with my family I ll try to find out the acutal dates Other than that sounds GRRRRRRREAT NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Dear all I must apologise for sending CHAR relatively blank email I am being very inept today Anyway since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer NAME and I thought we d arrange another one for this summer You have all been invited and basically come if you can and want to I guess or for as much of the week as you like Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to NAME NAME NAME What is the story with this Is everyone going I only just got on email NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me hope you re all feeling smashing with love to you all NAME too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour NAME ATTACHMENT part NUM application msword nameC Documents and NAME WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME NAME Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that pound NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend love NAME TS NAME wrote From your economically minded friends comes this reply Re the NUM pounds This may be too much and having a lot of money may mean that a lot of money is spent I propose a reduction in the initial payment to NUM punds each NAME NAME wrote Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME NAME NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that pound NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend love NAME TS NAME wrote From your economically minded friends comes this reply Re the NUM pounds This may be too much and having a lot of money may mean that a lot of money is spent I propose a reduction in the initial payment to NUM punds each NAME NAME wrote Dear all The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday Details Dates midday th midday th July People NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s holiday cottage in NAME by the sea NUM Okay there are NUM of us going so we need NUM or NUM cars any volunteers Petrol costs will be refunded NUM We are staying for NUM nights so that means NUM evening meals If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own or if you and someone else have agreed to cook Thanks NUM Washingup rota can be made up after we decide who s cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day NUM We do nt need a cleaning rota as we re only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning NUM Paying for the holiday Costs will have to cover accommodation food entry to anywhere we visit petrol costs So instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited pound NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now There will almost definitely be money left over so we can split this at the end If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question then please do let me know and we can change it I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Dear everyone Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location Please let me know your comments soon NAME hols Is NAME fairly easy to get to from NAME airport Are you home on th December If yes to both of the above Can I come and stay at your house for the night Let me know NAME NAME is good All the time Re hols How exactly do we go on holiday from the st of August to the th of August SMILEY Our trip is going to be from early to August to around the st of August NAME TS NAME EMAIL wrote NAME When are we going to CHAR NAME NAME tolod me that we have a family holiday on the st August to the th August Will we be back by then NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME email address Hi guys Hope you both had a safe journey home I did although the NUM and a half hours on the train passed CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR slowly It s quite strange being back because only my mum is here NAME and NAME are still at uni and my dad is in NAME NAME until tomorrow night Plus NAME is nt back yet which is very strange I ve never been at home before when he was nt here too Not long till Tuesday Anyway this is my home address which I will be checking much more often than my NAME NUM Please use it Lots of love NAME NAME NAME the latest on the situation with the room is this Apparently someone else has also requested their own room and so they have to decide whose claim is strongest Aah Did nt expect to have competition Please keep it in your prayers Thanks Hi guys Hope you both had a safe journey home I did although the NUM and a half hours on the train passed CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR slowly It s quite strange being back because only my mum is here NAME and NAME are still at uni and my dad is in NAME NAME until tomorrow night Plus NAME is nt back yet which is very strange I ve never been at home before when he was nt here too Not long till Tuesday Anyway this is my home address which I will be checking much more often than my NAME NUM Please use it Lots of love NAME NAME NAME the latest on the situation with the room is this Apparently someone else has also requested their own room and so they have to decide whose claim is strongest Aah Did nt expect to have competition Please keep it in your prayers Thanks Hookses NAME NAME The phone number at the Hookses is NUM NUM Hope you both have good journeys today Love Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re Hookses Good luck with the test If you have a chance to phone us from NAME tonight to let us know how it went then that would be good Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On NAME NUM NAME NUM iso NAME CHAR NAME wrote Thanks dad I will be leving sometime this afternoon My test at NUM so I hope that goes well I have been doing lots of revision but lots of equations to remember Oh well Have a good time away NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE house if you want to see a few NAME of my soontobe house WEBSITE with many thanks to NAME for loan of webspace my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do you NAME U on LAUNCH Exclusive greatest hits videos WEBSITE Re houseparty You mean about the Mission Thanks NAME it s a good idea I ll email the NAME and see if he can fit us in beginning of next term Love NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I was talking to NAME NAME today and I think it might be a good idea if you and NAME with NAME and NAME too met with the principal to inform him as to what we plan to do The way I see it at the moment is that he is unsure as to what to think but it would be great to get him on our side I ll talk to you sometime thursday about this NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME houseparty Hi NAME feels like I have nt seen you in ages hope you re having a cool weekend I was thinking about next weekend and how we only have half a speaker We were thinking we might like to have a bit of a NAME Study on the Sunday morning and I wondered if you might be interested in leading it I m still not quite sure what our topic is because I m waiting for a reply from NAME our speaker I m sorry this is so vague but NAME and I have both really enjoyed the times when we ve been to your Bible Studies and I really think you d be great at it It probably wo nt involve much more than writing some questions and introducing us to a passage I ll let you know when we and NAME come up with something or let us know if there s anything you d like to do People can get into groups and spend some time going through it How does that sound NAME NAME hopefully see you later and we can talk about this properly Love NAME CHAR Re houseparty positive responce NAME NAME I was just going to email you and say anything you gave your best to even in limited time would be brilliant anyway I ll let you know when we decide definitely on a topic Have fun with your dissertation in the meantime Love NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote actually yes NAME I ll do it NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME we are all clear OK All It seems that WE ARE ALL NAME FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE NUM NUM NUM Here are the details Arrive at NAME s house some time on the Friday evening or Saturday morning Bring some food please like a dessert or some rolls or a roast pig or something That way NAME s mum does not have to feed us all of the time Leave NAME s house some time on Sunday For the Christians among us we might want to go to church I guess But then again maybe not NAME I have not had a reply from your good self but I hope you can come Till we meet again and the case is solved which film NAME after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME OK All It seems that WE ARE ALL NAME FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE NUM NUM NUM Here are the details Arrive at NAME s house some time on the Friday evening or Saturday morning Bring some food please like a dessert or some rolls or a roast pig or something That way NAME s mum does not have to feed us all of the time Leave NAME s house some time on Sunday For the Christians among us we might want to go to church I guess But then again maybe not NAME I have not had a reply from your good self but I hope you can come Till we meet again and the case is solved which film NAME after having said I could nt go it now looks like I might be able to as long as I can get time off work so I m going in to grovel today If I can make it down I ll be arriving at the train station at NAME would anyone be able to pick me up And I would need taking back to the station for pm ish on Sunday do those times sound like what everyone else had in mind Let me know what you guys have planned NAME as NAME says it kind of depends on who else can make it See you all then I hope lots of love NAME Re howdy Thanks for your note I know the feeling of wanting to do more creative stuff but needing to do more urgent work I d love to spend more of my time writing travel articles and working on my sabbatical book but real life seems to interfere So I m afraid that even after you re through with the whole education thing you ll still have this frustration unless your life s work IS creative stuff SMILEY Sorry to hear about your cardandglue problems Your cards are lovely though BEFORE the photos fall off SMILEY And that often happens months later so it s only a problem for people like us not all your card recipients display your handiwork as long as we do Your stained glasslook sounds intriguing I d love to see a sample NAME did nt get beyond the basic rounds at the fencing tournament but he had a good time and it was a super experience for him Lots of good feedback from those around him too As for email all NUM of us use NAME s email address just put for NAME or for NAME in the subject and they ll get their own email And thanks for your prayers re CHAR s mum NAME said she seemed to be settling in ok and certainly enjoyed having her furninture and pictures around her again The real test starts later today when CHAR s sister returns to NY and she s on her own in the new place So thanks Well back to real life for me Enjoy your week NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME it was good to hear from you Thanks I m sorry to hear about NAME s Mom I will remember her and all of you as well in my prayers Re Card I m sorry the glue is coming off NAME Yes I did try the photo corners but the picutres seemed to easily bow out of them Annoying I keep trying new glues To be honest though I am getting to a stage where I am concidering stopping making the cards as much as NAME want me to keep on going with them They take a long time to make and I think part of me wants to move onto something different Recently I ve been trying printing scanned in pictures onto NAME NAME and putting them in thicker card mounts so as to make almost stained glass window cards I wish I had some days off where I could just be creative and not have to worry about the whole education thing How did NAME get on in his tournament Fencing university students NAME Do he and NAME have email Keep well Lots of Love NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re howdy Hi NAME Many thanks for both of your emails Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open We ll pray that the path ahead is clear and welllit by lighthouses SMILEY I m certainly envious of your mum s garden We re in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today I m really enjoying having my whole family at home today it feels like we ve been given the gift of an extra Saturday So no daffodils here only NUM inches of ice pellets Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us ok Thanks again for writing NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME to hear from you It sounds like you had fun in NAME NAME s graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils and she was given a park bench by dad so we now have a bench in our garden as well and it looks very nice I looked at breakfast and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm spring light while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences I think mom has strategically placed the seat NAME I do nt think I ve got it I have nt heard back yet but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago I would have heard by now if I had got it NAME knows what will happen and for now I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands I just had a lovely time with NAME and her family in NAME and NAME We have had splendid springish weather the last NUM week but yesterday as NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of NAME Abbey it rained very heavily and then hailed Needless to say a cup of hot tea was required with many sugars Lots of love to you all NAME howdy Hi NAME Thanks for your email which arrived while the boys and I were off in NAME getting wet and looking at daffodils I know you have flowers NUM where you are but when I left NAME it was NUM C with NUM feet of snow on the ground NAME spring has finally arrived in NAME and the snow is mostly gone and the temperatures have been above freezing all week whoopee How did the PhD interview go When will you hear the result Glad to hear that things have continued to go well I enjoyed reading more about your life it supplemented our phone conversation nicely While in NAME we had fun reconnecting with family and friends as well as playing tourists We visited the Science NAME the Music Experience NAME LOVED trying real electric guitars and drum sets the Aquarium NAME NAME Market and NAME as well as taking a ferry over and back to NAME Finally managed to see NAME NAME and even NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME in the distance from the airplane home So it was a good visit I hope the rest of your term goes well Please pass on our greetings to your family for us ok And keep us posted on the latest developments in your future plans Take care NAME NAME and the gang SMILEY Re howdy Hi NAME Many thanks for both of your emails Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open We ll pray that the path ahead is clear and welllit by lighthouses SMILEY I m certainly envious of your mum s garden We re in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today I m really enjoying having my whole family at home today it feels like we ve been given the gift of an extra Saturday So no daffodils here only NUM inches of ice pellets Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us ok Thanks again for writing NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME to hear from you It sounds like you had fun in NAME NAME s graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils and she was given a park bench by dad so we now have a bench in our garden as well and it looks very nice I looked at breakfast and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm spring light while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences I think mom has strategically placed the seat NAME I do nt think I ve got it I have nt heard back yet but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago I would have heard by now if I had got it NAME knows what will happen and for now I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands I just had a lovely time with NAME and her family in NAME and NAME We have had splendid springish weather the last NUM week but yesterday as NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of NAME Abbey it rained very heavily and then hailed Needless to say a cup of hot tea was required with many sugars Lots of love to you all NAME Re howdy Hi NAME Many thanks for both of your emails Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open We ll pray that the path ahead is clear and welllit by lighthouses SMILEY I m certainly envious of your mum s garden We re in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today I m really enjoying having my whole family at home today it feels like we ve been given the gift of an extra Saturday So no daffodils here only NUM inches of ice pellets Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us ok Thanks again for writing NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME to hear from you It sounds like you had fun in NAME NAME s graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils and she was given a park bench by dad so we now have a bench in our garden as well and it looks very nice I looked at breakfast and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm spring light while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences I think mom has strategically placed the seat NAME I do nt think I ve got it I have nt heard back yet but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago I would have heard by now if I had got it NAME knows what will happen and for now I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands I just had a lovely time with NAME and her family in NAME and NAME We have had splendid springish weather the last NUM week but yesterday as NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of NAME Abbey it rained very heavily and then hailed Needless to say a cup of hot tea was required with many sugars Lots of love to you all NAME Re howdy Hi NAME Many thanks for both of your emails Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open We ll pray that the path ahead is clear and welllit by lighthouses SMILEY I m certainly envious of your mum s garden We re in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today I m really enjoying having my whole family at home today it feels like we ve been given the gift of an extra Saturday So no daffodils here only NUM inches of ice pellets Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us ok Thanks again for writing NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME to hear from you It sounds like you had fun in NAME NAME s graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils and she was given a park bench by dad so we now have a bench in our garden as well and it looks very nice I looked at breakfast and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm spring light while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences I think mom has strategically placed the seat NAME I do nt think I ve got it I have nt heard back yet but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago I would have heard by now if I had got it NAME knows what will happen and for now I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands I just had a lovely time with NAME and her family in NAME and NAME We have had splendid springish weather the last NUM week but yesterday as NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of NAME Abbey it rained very heavily and then hailed Needless to say a cup of hot tea was required with many sugars Lots of love to you all NAME howdy NAME dear boys How are you this notsofineasyesterdaybutstartingtocheerupandlookinghopeful day I am feeling tired bored with the European Economies have an itchy eye for some unknown reason and really need to go and hand in my NAME project at LAST Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday I got really sore knees and NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass It was fun though I like it when all the college gets together like that I also had my footy photo Very bizzare NAME NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it Hey listen I m sorry about the other night Laying into the way your flat works is not right I should nt have said some of the things that I did It s not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable I hope I did nt spoil the evening in any way I should have learnt that from past experience but lets not go into that Suffice it to say that I was very tired feeling stressed and antisocial such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would nt It s not that I think I was talking nonsense I think I pretty much meant everything I said perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good I do nt think it was anyway whatever you think about it So I apologise You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into critisise NAME CHAR mode again I love you all to bits so should nt moan about you all I think my big problem well actually its not really a problem its good is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong and am not afraid to say so either This can get me into trouble as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL mmmm It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think and even know sometimes is wrong I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ooooh the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect and just as others do silly things so do NAME Just now I am feeling like NAME NAME NAME and Prejudice heroine if you did nt know not sure of NAME boy has seen it when she said the more I see of the world the more I am dissatisfied with it The ways of the world bug me Well not all of them I am still a very worldly person But certain aspects of worldly life annoy me it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering When I was talking to NAME he was talking about the trials of this life and how the more we see of them the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there I m feeling a bit like that just now But we have our time in this world and should make what we can out of it in living for NAME obviously So we have to put up with annoying things in this world by the way I m not thinking about your flat here just to get that one straight and build our character and relationship with NAME to enable us to do so OK end of lecture and waffle I get carried away sometimes as if you did nt know I really must go to the department now NAME end of NAME apart from the small matter of the exam but we ll not talk about that just now OK see yous later lf NAME howdy Hi NAME great to hear from you again We enjoyed your fall epistles even if we did nt reply to them Yes NAME was fencing last term and will resume that next week I thought of you when I watched him at his first fencing tournament Almost all of the participants were uni students some beginners but also many more experienced players I took some photos of NAME in his fencing outfit so if that turns out I ll send you a copy I also thought of you when we went xco skiing over New Year s north of NAME Part of the escarpment juts out there and I wondered what you d see that I was missing in those exposed parts Your mum says your family will be heading to NAME this summer that s great We re looking forward to crossing paths with all of you again I also want to congratulate you on more super photo cards we particularly liked the abstract water card your mum used for NAME s birthday The blue cardstock really set it off well Your milk bottle and lighthouse cards are still up on my bulletin board too but I should tell you that the glue does nt seem to hold for long Did you ever consider using those clear vinyl photo corners I made a few Christmas cards with one of my photos this year and found that those corners were nt noticeable and worked very well Please tell your mum that I m planning to sit down and write her a long newsy letter soon I so appreciated getting her December letter Things here have been a bit frazzled ever since CHAR s mum went into the hospital in December with congestive heart failure and the doctors decided she should nt live on her own anymore So it s been quite a time trying to find appropriate housing for her NAME was down in NAME a lot in December missing far too much work when he was supposed to be tying off the ends of NUM position associate dean and preparing to start NAME NUM as stats dept chair In fact he s down there today to organize moving her furniture into her new permanent place NAME Park Lodge in NAME It s a retirement residence with meals and NUM hr nursing care and she ll have her own suite bedroom bathroom living room and kitchenette with her own furniture so we hope that will help the adjustment Thankfully she knows some of the other residents and her friends are still willing to take her to church so that helps Her short term memory loss is severe though so it s been quite a time for all of us especially NAME his sister and of course his mum I just decided I ll cc this to your dad as I ve yet to tell your folks about this situation and would covet all of your prayers Glad to hear your family had a nice time over Christmas And with the new computer will you have email access at home now Well take care NAME new term Love NAME and the gang SMILEY How goes it NAME I m back in NAME and have at least NUM minutes to sit and right this NAME as you have probably guessed has been quite chaotic I was up and down the country constantly visiting various friends and relatives before finally coming back to NAME on Sunday for a rest The workload seems enormous NUM essay to write and NUM modules to revise never comes as something easy to swallow To add to all of that the electricity saga in the flat continues and I have no hot water or heating which means my room is too cold to work in it is actually warmer outside but strangely enough opening the window does nt help Lots of things have happened to me since the end of term but I ll probably just wait until I see you because non of them are simple enough to put in writing Sound familiar Take care See you in a couple of weeks NAME How now brown cow Hello Mr NAME How s NAME How s the suntan I am working hard I m sure you ll be glad to hear We have a week in this house before we move out and live with my grandparent for a week before we go snowboarding NAME NAME I m almost off to bed Speak soon NAME NAME Oh yes I have a very cool optical mouse how s it going Hey NAME Well I m back in NAME Bay for a couple of months I m tkaing a few courses on campus both semesters and then a distance NAME course next semester as well I m living in the same place with the same NUM guys we re all racers and things are oing well so far I have lots of assignments and midterms coming up in the next NUM weeks so Im about to get a whole lot busier now Not really a heck of a lot going on up here right now I m doing lots of training and trying to keep my body healthy I m trying to do a lot of xc running racing right now I think that that will really help me out with the ski racing I am going to BC for all of November this year to do some volume training then coming back here after the first week of December to write my exams and do some interval training to get ready for the NAME team selections for the NAME NAME Games I really hope that I make the team and I will just so long as I do nt get too worked up about it I m going home for a few days in a couple of weeks I just need to get home for a bit to tkae a break form everything up here it can get kind of intense sometimes It will be really good to see my parents again I wo nt see them agian until Christmas and I ll get to see my best friend NAME she s at CHAR of CHAR in kin now for a day but she is on the field hockey team and will be leaving friday for a weekend game at NAME montreal so that s kind of a bummer I really miss her I would nt mind living up here if only I got to see her regularly Oh well at least I get to see her for a bit before Christmas Well that s about it for now I hope that things are good over on your side of the pond Take care NAME NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here How to ride NUM donkeys Dear NAME It was nice speaking with you last Saturday I m sorry this email comes so late after that only I ve only just finished my exams and was spending the time revising I hope exams are going well Anyway you mentioned the apparent contradictions in the NAME and specifically whether NAME rode NUM donkey or NUM The relevant passages are NAME NUM NUM Rejoice greatly CHAR daughter of NAME shout CHAR daughter of NAME behold thy NAME cometh unto thee he is just and having salvation lowly and riding upon an ass and upon a colt the foal of an ass NAME NUM NUM NUM Saying unto them Go into the village over against you and straightway ye shall find an ass tied and a colt with her loose them and bring them unto me NUM And if any man say ought unto you ye shall say The NAME hath need of them and straightway he will send them NUM All this was done that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet saying NUM Tell ye the daughter of NAME NAME thy NAME cometh unto thee NAME and sitting upon an ass and a colt the foal of an ass NUM And the disciples went and did as NAME commanded them NUM And brought the ass and the colt and put on them their clothes and they set him thereon NAME NUM NUM NUM And saith unto them Go your way into the village over against you and as soon as ye be entered into it ye shall find a colt tied whereon never man sat loose him and bring him And they brought the colt to NAME and cast their garments on him and he sat upon him NAME NUM NUM NUM And it came to pass when he was come nigh to NAME and NAME at the mount called the mount of Olives he sent one of his disciples NUM NAME Go ye into the village over against you in the which at your entering ye shall find a colt tied whereon yet never man sat loose him and bring him hither NUM And if any man ask you Why do ye loose him thus shall ye say unto him Because the NAME hath need of him NUM And they that were sent went their way and found even as he had said unto them NUM And as they were loosing the colt the owners thereof said unto them Why loose ye the colt NUM And they said The NAME hath need of him NUM And they brought him to NAME and they cast their garments upon the colt and they set NAME thereon NAME NUM NUM And NAME when he had found a young ass sat thereon as it is written NUM Fear not daughter of NAME behold thy NAME cometh sitting on an ass s colt There we go Now it is clear that NAME rode the colt the young ass but did he ride its mother as well Note that the prophecy of NAME says riding upon an ass and upon a colt the foal of an ass This could be a way of saying the same thing in NUM different ways after all a colt IS an ass The only way that this could nt be the case is if the and were disjunctive ie it ties together NUM different things But that the word and is nt always disjunctive is proved by NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Who gave himself for our sins that he might deliver us from this present evil world according to the will of NAME and our Father NAME IS our Father but the word and is still used for it connects NUM ways of saying the same thing The same could be true in NAME and NAME Now it might be objected that if such were the case NAME would not have mentioned the bringing of the ass s mother but although that seems reasonable it could equally be argued that NAME just gave extra information that the other writers did nt After all if every writer wrote about everything not only would there be no point in having NUM different gospels but the one we would have would fill the earth with paper to write it cf NAME NUM NUM Besides mother asses are reluctant to let their young away from them so they probably had to bring the mother along for purely practical reasons Since they were obviously only interested in the colt and also because they knew NAME had already written about it the other gospel writers did nt put that bit in their accounts NAME also writes And the disciples brought the ass and the colt and put on them their clothes and they set him NAME thereon Note that the word thereon refers to the clothes not the colt and its mother The text says that they placed clothes on both and that NAME sat on the clothes It would have been perfectly possible for him to sit on the clothes and yet not on the ass s mother Alternatively he could have sat upon both and again NAME NAME and NAME just failed to mention that fact They would still have been entirely correct in asserting that he rode the colt NAME does nt mention the clothes but it does nt mean they were nt there However this alternative seems less likely So either NAME road just the colt and its mother came along too or NAME rode both simultaneously Either way there is no contradiction There I hope that helps There are many such apparent contradictions but none is without resolution a straightforward reading of the NAME encounters no real contradiction with the rest of it although it does encounter real contradictions with certain ideas in geology biology physics etc However as I said such ideas are not science since we DID NT observe the origin of man or the formation of fossils etc However what we HAVE observed is strata being laid down one upon the other ALL AT ONCE rather than the bottom NUM first and then another and then another etc these are real laboratory experiments which can be repeated today I have seen videotape footage of them Similar results were seen at the explosion of Mount NAME NAME Experiments have also shown that fish for example decay and become dismembered by currents in a matter of days or weeks However as you probably know we know of millions of wellpreserved fossil fish Some have delicate soft tissue preserved and the preservation of the gills and muscles of those in the NAME NAME NAME have led geologists to believe they were fossilized within NUM hours of death Why I m even looking now at picture of a fossil fish halfway through swallowing another fish Obviously these show that they were buried and fossilized quickly not over hundreds of thousands of years So since there is a good body of evidence to counter geologists assumptions of an ancient earth not to mention the whole heap of problems such ideas run into when they meets physics eg the amount of dust on the moon or nickel in the oceans or the existence of shortperiod comets or the motions of the moon and of the tides or the decay of earth s magnetic field or the shrinkage of the sun etc etc etc is it not a better idea to listen to the only observer who was there who ca nt lie and who told us what happened in our NAME I ll leave you with the very final words NAME wrote in his first letter to NAME CHAR NAME keep that which is committed to thy trust avoiding profane and vain babblings and oppositions of SCIENCE FALSLEY SO CALLED Which some professing have erred concerning the faith NAME be with thee Amen I ll see you around Your friend and brother NAME Re How to ride NUM donkeys NAME again NAME I m sorry this email follows so long after the previous one I kept forgetting and then thinking that I d do it tomorrow but of course tomorrow never comes Oh and how did you do in your exams I find out my results tomorrow Anyway on to dealing with some of the other issues you raised last time Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating I m sorry I do nt agree We know that TV signals give us sound and pictures it is observed ie science However the ages of these rocks are not observed nobody has sat down with a stopwatch ever since the rock formed and timed how long it has existed What is observed is simply the ratio of certain isotopes in the rock but it is only faith pure and simple to then claim that this tells us the age of the rock Now that faith may or may not be reasonable but that s all it is the age is not observed and therefore is nt science Since then these dates cannot be confirmed scientifically ie through observation and hence are by definition unprovable hypotheses no scientist was there when they formed to suggest they are inaccurate is totally different to suggesting radio waves are inaccurate Notice that creationists do nt claim that the observed facts ie the isotope ratios are wrong merely that the interpretation of these facts is wrong The radio waves analogy is therefore totally inappropriate When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false Before I write anything else I would be genuinely interested to know of some examples where all the different decay schemes used on the same rock gave the same age If you know of any please could you tell me Thanks Now before we go any further I d just like to point out the assumptions that radiometricdating methods make NUM No amount of parent element has entered the rock since it formed NUM No amount of parent element has left the rock since it formed NUM No amount of daughter element has entered the rock since it formed NUM No amount of daughter element has left the rock since it formed NUM Radioactive decay rates of the isotopes in the rock have always been identical to those values now possessed by those isotopes in modern laboratories NUM The concentration of parent and daughter elements in the rock when it formed is known Obviously not one of these assumptions is provable But more to the point no NUM has much evidence against it The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the Caesium clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time Very true However what makes you think these halflives have always been the same On what authority is this assumed The NAME Science Or just blind faith I suspect the latter NAME experiments actually show that contrary to school physics lessons radioactive halflives DO depend on the conditions the isotope experiences And not only that but it is well known that they are inversely proportional to the speed of light Now it is an indisputable fact that over the years measurements of the speed of light have shown a steady decrease not only amongst all the measurements in general but also amongst each method of CHAR measurement in particular CHAR speed of light One may like to blame this fact on increasing accuracy of measuring devices but that does not explain why earlier measurements consistently fell above the present value rather than being equally spread above and below Also many other physical constants are dependant on CHAR NUM were examined in a paper by NAME NAME who showed that NUM should have remained constant NUM increased and NUM decreased if NAME CHAR decay ie decrease in the speed of light were true He found that the measured values of each one over time confirmed the prediction Even in the case of radioactive decay rates where NUM elements were examined NUM NUM of the results showed decreasing decay rates just as would be predicted by NAME So then why is nt NAME observed now Well the answer is in your statement the Caesium clock now replaces our world s measurement of time Indeed it does The second is defined by the vibration of Caesium atoms but the vibration of Caesium atoms is proportional to the speed of light Hence if NAME were true we would expect no variation when compared with Caesium clocks since these should vary in exactly the same way However there should be an observable difference with mechanical clocks eg the time it takes moons to travel around planets etc And guess what the atomic clock has been shown to be slowing down relative to these In fact a secular Russian scientist by the name of NAME has independently come to the conclusion that the speed of light was much faster in the past as various other physicists are also thinking now This proves that the idea is not creationist folk science Obviously if halflives were much smaller in the past atoms would decay much faster giving a false appearance of age if we assume that CHAR has always been constant that is This also explains why we can see the light from stars which are millions of lightyears away Dating can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I d suggest that that would be quite hard since we ca nt go back to the time when they formed and have a look However I know of various examples where the methods went totally wrong WEBSITE dating of NAME NAME s NUM man gave the result of NUM million years This was NUM times to high for evolutionists to accept so they redated the same strata using the same method and came up with the more acceptable value of NUM million years NAME is nt it how the same method on the same strata can give an answers divergent by NUM million years And strange too how they ll date it until it agrees with evolutionary speculation But that s not the end of the story later digs convinced anthropologists that even this date was too large New dating of the strata gave the answer of NUM million years Great how the date always miraculously changes whenever the evolutionists want it to NUM It s a similar story with the NAME ramidus fossils Most samples of the basalt closest to the fossilbearing strata gave dates of about NUM million years However this was deemed too old so they examined basalt further removed from the fossils and selected NUM out of NUM samples to arrive at a date of NUM million years The other NUM samples were discarded since they again gave much greater ages See how the dating game works NUM NUM historical andesite lava flows from NAME NAME in NAME NAME are known by observation ie science to have occurred in NUM NUM in NUM and one in NUM However CHAR NAME dating gave values from NUM to NUM million years With hindsight it was argued that excess argon was retained in the rock when it solidified and the secular literature contains many similar examples where excess argon vastly inflated the ages of rocks of a known age So if excess argon can skew the dates of rocks whose ages we know how can we use this method to date rocks whose date we do nt know NUM NAME sample NUM from the moon gave a date of NUM billion years by the NAME Helium method NUM billion years by the NAME method and greater than NUM billion years by the NAME method That s a divergence of over NUM billion years Similarly sample NUM was dated several times by the NAME method The lowest such value was NUM NUM billion years far too old for orthodox geology anyway but the highest NUM billion years That s a difference of NUM billion years Can you see now why as a scientist NUM cannot accept radiometric dating methods as either accurate or authoritative I d like to introduce a better way of dating NAME s time scale as found in the NAME Who knows he might turn out to be right after all I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what 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of NUM or NUM Christians in a hall of at least NUM hundred maybe even NUM hundred I ca nt remember so in ventures like this they really are striding out in faith and relying on NAME s strength in their weakness so keep praying for them I got another text from my friend NAME at the weekend and then an email from NAME the NAME leader NAME said Got told last night that they carried on discussing stuff til REALLY late One of the really popular lads agreed to go to church with NAME Then I got this email from NAME I m posting the whole thing because it was so exciting I know you guys will also be very excited THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your prayer support The evening went so well we really could feel that people were praying for us I m awful at estimating numbers but it least NUM people were in the bar and the majority stayed all evening This was really amazing as there was a Playboys and Playgirls party in a neighbouring hall and many people decided to come to our Grill CHAR Christian instead of going Although there were a few people who were just there to start a debate we were amazed at the number of people who were genuinely interested The evening started around pm and officially finished when the bar closed at NUM but people hung around outside until am asking us questions Afterwards everyone who took part was really excited and so encouraged about how open people had been NUM guy NAME who is the st year NAME and well liked and respected by everyone stood up at the end and said If you give Christianity a chance die and find out it s all wrong then all you ve lost is a few hours of your life If you do nt you die and find out it s true then you ve lost everything Why do nt you give it a go He s not a Christian and has some bizarre views but he then passed us a note saying Where can I go to a church NAME in NAME Please write back He s coming to church tomorrow night and we are so excited NAME could really use him to affect a lot of people At the end I was talking to NUM guy NAME and the conversation was just turning into a pointless debate He was fairly hostile and kept repeating the same point several times I really felt NAME told me to pray for him so I asked him if I could At first he was a little confused but agreed we prayed just for NUM minute that NAME would really reveal himself to him and show him his identity in NAME His attitude suddenly changed he told us that we were absolutely fantastic he was a bit drunk and that he felt so loved He went away saying he was going to pray alone that if NAME exists he ll show him How exciting Our dilemma now is how to follow the event up It s only NUM NUM NUM weeks until we leave hall for the Christmas holidays and we d love to be able to do another hall event before then Other prayer points are That NAME will really equip the Christians in the group to be able to answer the questions their friends have people have been talking about it over the last couple of days That people will continue to ask questions and want to find out more That the guys who said they d come to church on Sunday will come and that they ll be touched by NAME in such a mighty way Pray especially for NAME and NAME that NAME will reveal himself to them That we ll be able to do another event before Christmas Please say a huge thank you to all your friends We feel so privileged to have had such a huge prayer network and yes we could feel it Thank you for supporting their CU in prayer they appreciate it very much and are really seeing NAME s hand at work in that Hall which is notorious for having few Christians and crazy parties so please keep on praying for them Take care and NAME bless love NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME CHAR Christian Hi NAME I m helping spread the word about prayer needs for an event that s happening in a friend s Hall at uni TONIGHT it s a bit late I realise I only just got the email from NAME but if you could pray on the following points then your prayers would be appreciated very much It s a GrillaChristian event I believe it s happening in the bar of the hall These are the particular points that NAME asked for prayer on of course please pray as you feel led and just particularly for them to really show love and grace to all the people who go The panel NAME NAME NAME and NAME that NAME will fill our mouths with His words and that we d be really sensitive to what the NAME NAME is saying For NAME who is the the NAME That people will come there s a few parties going on in different halls that might draw people away That the questions will lead to gospelcentred answers not just arguments based on creation evolution For followup this one you can pray for even you read this after Thursday Please do pray for these guys this evening and for the follow up to the event thankyou NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE lessons Hi NAME Glad to hear the edge has worn off Yes you can be sure NAME is using your circumstances to transform your character Is there any other effective way Funny you should ask about NAME We nearly crashed ourselves last night CHAR real surprise as things have been going smoothly of late But we talked and talked through it to a point where we can see the point of continuing I wo nt kid you though it was painful NAME I m going to be away from my email for nearly a month until Feb NUM anyway I might be able to remotely access it but most of the time I ll be staying with some technophobe friends there who do nt have a computer Sorry about that Greetings to the family and take care NAME SMILEY NAME Hi NAME Glad to hear the edge has worn off Yes you can be sure NAME is using your circumstances to transform your character Is there any other effective way Funny you should ask about NAME We nearly crashed ourselves last night CHAR real surprise as things have been going smoothly of late But we talked and talked through it to a point where we can see the point of continuing I wo nt kid you though it was painful NAME I m going to be away from my email for nearly a month until Feb NUM anyway I might be able to remotely access it but most of the time I ll be staying with some technophobe friends there who do nt have a computer Sorry about that Greetings to the family and take care NAME SMILEY NAME Les vacances Dear everyone Sorry for the nature of the mass email but I have the same thing to tell you all so NAME was lovely It was so warm it did nt rain I wore my sunglasses I did nt have to wear NUM jumpers amazing NAME met me at the airport we spent Sunday afternoon on the beach I went shopping on Monday would you expect anything less and on Tuesday as she 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wow I did nt know that Enjoy today NAME NAME I think it is pound NUM but I ll check tomorrow to be sure NAME wrote Hi NAME Yes that would be great Thanks NAME NAME Did you want me to check the bill for you or were you expecting a different letter from college NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re letter Hi NAME Thanks yes I have to pay NUM That s good NAME NAME re well NAME the letter came today I do nt really understand what it is for but the amount to be collected on the st is NUM for st NAME tuituion invoice does that mean you must pay NUM pound for the invoice I do nt know NAME I ll hold on to the letter for you the other cost is NUM for the residence charges Talk to NAME about that hope you are well NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME thanks It was actually a statement from NAME NAME Hall about NAME Fees but it s good to know about college bills as well NAME should I really have to pay for NUM weeks of term if I m only there NUM I wonder Anyway perhaps the Tuition NAME letter has nt arrived yet Hope you are well NAME told me you ve applied to do a PhD wow I did nt know that Enjoy today NAME NAME I think it is pound NUM but I ll check tomorrow to be sure NAME wrote Hi NAME Yes that would be great Thanks NAME expecting a NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re letter Hi NAME Yes that would be great Thanks NAME NAME Did you want me to check the bill for you or were you expecting a different letter from college NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Letter form NAME NAME has asked me to pass this on to all of 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m sorry I did nt tell anyone but at the time NAME and I had only just announced it to our families and it was stressing us out We needed a break basically Then the day after I got back from NAME I lost the baby it was all very draumatic and after a lot of discussions both NAME and I decided we would postpone our courses and have a break My contract in this job runs until November and will be reviewed then NAME and I are getting married on th September this year if any of you want to come you are more than welcome but if you let me know who is interested so I can sort out invites So after next year we do nt know what will happen But what with mum and the baby and everything I do nt think I was meant to be at uni at this time It feels like the best thing to do I m sorry if you feel I let you down or lied to you but I did nt know what to do at the time I really appreciate all your support I will try to write to all of you individually but you all have my work email address now I d 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that the belief that the universe was created from nothing by NAME and that humanity has been given a unique stewardship over creation would leave parents in little doubt of the school s fundamentalist credentials A more considered approach was heard from luminaries as diverse as Professor NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME of NAME who were at pains to point out the error of the creationist position and its harmful effects on scientific education The irony is that the debate has nothing to do with science and everything to do with the NAME When the similarly bitter NAME controversy raged in the early th century the NAME NAME NAME NAME explained that the new theory was perfectly compatible with Biblical teaching if one read the NAME properly NUM years earlier NAME had developed the doctrine of accommodation which recognised that in order to make himself known to us NAME speaks a language we can understand Christians are often nervous about this idea of cultural accommodation appreciating that 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creationist position and its harmful effects on scientific education NUM critics lined up to cast stones at the college and the Christian lines along which it is run The irony is that the debate has nothing to do with science and everything to do with the NAME When the similarly bitter NAME controversy raged in the early th century the NAME NAME NAME NAME explained that the new theory was perfectly compatible with Biblical teaching if one read the NAME properly NUM years earlier NAME had developed the doctrine of accommodation which recognised that in order to make himself known to us NAME speaks a language we can understand Christians are often nervous about this idea of cultural accommodation appreciating that it can be used to explain away or dismiss virtually anything But it is a tradition that is as old as the NAME The Psalmist enthusiastically sung of NAME having hands eyes and wings and behaving like a father a shepherd and a rock perfectly aware that NAME was neither an anatomically correct human a bird or an inanimate object Before NAME it was not so much our science that was wrong as our exegesis This is not to say that the NAME should become a leaf on every intellectual wind that blows those in a position to do so need to scrutinise advances in scientific knowledge just as the much maligned NAME NAME Wilberforce did in his intelligent review of The Origin of Species It is however to suggest that we need to become like little children carefully and studiously learning to read NAME NAME NUM before NAME it was not so much our science that was wrong as our exegesis The NAME Institute for Contemporary Christianity NAME NAME NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE If you would like to be removed from our mailing list please reply to this email with the subject unsubscribe If you have received this email indirectly and would like to subscribe to our mailing list please email us at EMAIL NAME Connecting with Culture The Business of NAME Re Life in NAME NAME of Term NUM Hi NAME Just as we had been thinking about you and wondering how you were your email arrived We are just finishing our March Break and it all went much too quickly NAME is busy with NAME courses and tuba lessons He is getting his resume together so that he can apply for summer employment NAME and I both got report cards done just before the Break so it was nice not to have to think about them over the holiday Fencing sounds like a lot of fun I agree those Christians are violent folkno wonder they love fencing so much NAME all your family are well and I m sure busy as usual What do you plan to do this summer Will you and NAME be home for some time together NAME will be a lonely guy Take care and we ll talk to you soon Love NAME for NAME and NAME too Dear Friends I apologize in advance for this impersonal email but I have not the time to write individual one at the moment Sorry This last term at NAME s has been an interesting time While 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Fencing Master NAME has continued to play a part in my life at NAME s I have organized a photographic competition at the end of this term and done a few photo shoots for bands and theatre companies One of my photos was even used for sweaters this was the one for the theatre company How cool is that Christian wise this term has been exciting I have seen NUM of my friends investigating Christianity as a result of NAME a university wide mission which is sooooo cool It is great to see NAME revealing himself to people and them wanting to know more and more I have also taken on the leading of one of the weekly NAME s Chapel Services for the next year which will be a good chance to serve We will be studying NAME next term which I am looking at in my NUM to one at the moment It is such a practical book I love it Back to Fencing quickly I think the fencing club must have the highest ratio of Christians to nonchristians We all know how violent they all are Christians I mean I m trying 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exhausted now I now just have to decide what to do next I have a lot of possibilities but so far nothing definite I guess I ll have to keep trying things and see what doors open for me anyway hope all s well with you take care of yourself I ll let you know if I am going to make it up to NAME anytime soon lots of love NAME xxxx ps have you sorted your PhD yet hope you have got good plans for next year that you are happy with all very cool stay groovy Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching my NAME website WEBSITE Do You NAME NAME Greetings Send FREE ecards for every occasion WEBSITE Re NAME NAME s Email address NAME NAME This is an automatic reply generated for NAME NAME Hi this is NAME s autoresponder I am starting a NAME course on the st January which will go on to the nd NAME I do nt know whether I ll have internet access during the week so I ll be checking at weekends I will answer all emails But please forgive me if it takes longer than usual Take care NAME bless love NAME xx For NUM know the plans I have for you declares the NAME Plans to prosper you not to harm you plans to give you a hope and a future Jer NUM NUM Work like you do nt need money EMAIL love like you ve never been hurt my NAME website and dance like NUM s watching WEBSITE love your enemy it ll ruin his reputation NAME tutu Re NAME NAME s Email address Original Message From TS NAME EMAIL Hello I was wondering if any of you had NAME HORN S new email address Sorry to clog up your inboxes Hope you are well lots of love NAME NAME NAME you will probably get a really clogged inbox now with all the replies But just in case NUM else has got there first NAME s address is I believe EMAIL if this gets returned to you try it without the uk at the end in fact I will just go check and see if I can find an email from her so that I definitely give you the right one erm NAME that s the right one How are you hope the term s going well for you I am a week into 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have a logo I think WEBSITE thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME NAME asked me to play around with ideas for a new logo WEBSITE as they look the most professional See what you think The lines on a few of the images are meant to be networked crosses If you like any or want any changes tell me NAME NAME Re NAME for NAME Thanks NAME I like NUM NUM NUM can we play around with those a bit Do need to make NUM major adjustment there is an NAME nationally what we are trying to do is create a more localised NAME identity in partnership with the national vision so our title is SPNCAMBS or NAME NUM CAMBS can we do something which includes the whole title NAME nationally already have a logo I think WEBSITE thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME NAME asked me to play around with ideas for a new logo WEBSITE as they look the most professional See what you think The lines on a few of the images are meant to be networked crosses If you like any or want any changes tell me NAME NAME Thanks NAME I like NUM NUM amp NUM can we play around with those a bit Do need to make NUM major adjustment there is an NAME nationally what we are trying to do is create a more localised NAME identity in partnership with the national vision so our title is SPNCAMBS or NAME NUM CAMBS can we do something which includes the whole title NAME nationally already have a logo I think WEBSITE thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME NAME asked me to play around with ideas for a new logo WEBSITE as they look the most professional See what you think The lines on a few of the images are meant to be networked crosses If you like any or want any changes tell me NAME NAME Re NAME for NAME Hi NAME when you get back s fine I do appreciate all you have done so far hope you are having a great time in NAME Every Blessing NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME I do nt think that would be too hard at all but I am in NAME at the moment I get back early September so would it be ok to do it then Sorry I ca nt do it now Hope you are well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME for NAME thanks again NAME particularly like number NUM will run it by NAME guy and let you know Every Blessing NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME Here are NUM logos that I ve played around with I ve used the colours already in the image so as not to clash wildly and I think the original logo is very nice My only concern would be about the ability to photocopy this logo for headers and so on particularly with black and white photocopiers which often are not wonderful Still see what you think and I ll see if I can make it how you want it The obvious changes within this logo would be font size of letters whether you want NAME NUM space NAME cambs Cambs etc etc colour shade of letters So if there are any fonts that you like particularly or any of the above changes or others please do get back to me Hope you are well NAME NAME Re NAME for NAME Hi NAME and thanks I think they are excellent and do much to incorporate the local into national if it s not too much work can we just try the same but in a few different shapes ie circular thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM What do you think of these incorporating logo idea and the national NAME stuff NAME Hi NAME and thanks I think they are excellent and do much to incorporate the local into national if it s not too much work can we just try the same but in a few different shapes ie circular thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM What do you think of these incorporating logo idea and the national NAME stuff NAME Re NAME for NAME no problems NAME and thanks very much I think what we have will be fine best of luck with masters Every Blessing NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Schools NUM NUM Hi NAME Actually I m just about to start a masters course and so my time is very limited The reason I did nt do a circular 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by the way Now that it s all too possible she s feeling mostly fear about what might go wrong changes she would have to make added responsibilities etc And she told me the other day that I am the first man she s ever really loved so you see either possibility going forward into an unpredictable and uncontrollable future or losing the only man she s ever loved and trusted seems quite disagreeable It may be that she we will have to take a sabbatical of sorts to find perspective We ll see Your prayers are appreciated SMILEY Well better run I m off to the NAME s for Christmas NAME celebrations then driving to my Grandmother s on Christmas day some NUM miles north of here A very NAME Christmas to your Mum Dad brothers too NAME That s NAME Christmas To You Too Hey NAME SMILEY Thanks for the electronic Christmas card I m fine generally speaking I have nt done much about the exhibition idea though except do a few exploratory paintings and by doing so pretty much lose interest Ca nt say why 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and the gang Hi NAME It was good to see you NAME and the kids at church a week or so ago I am planning to be up in NAME not next weekend but the one after I ll come up on the Thursday night and stay until the sunday afternoon th to th March Are you guys going to be around NAME and I would really love to see you and take you up on the invitation that you so kindly gave us It would be good to see your kids as well so perhaps we could meet up for an early supper so we could see them before they go to bed I know I always loved it when my parents had visitors over when I was still awake Would you be free to meet up It would really be good to see you La said she was very touched by what you said last night about yor first child being born and feeling that what you felt might be something like what NAME feels for us Hope you are well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME regarding NAME on NUM NUM Well seen as 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do Sunday lunch if the house votes along those lines CHAR NAME the Web without missing calls Get NAME NAME Click Here Me in NAME Hi NAME I hope you had a great Christmas Okay I shall be in NAME from Tuesday the st of December to Tuesday the th or Wednesday the th of January If it would be possible to stay any of these nights at your house then I would be most grateful See you on Tuesday NAME NAME Christmas Dear NAME Well it has been quite a while since I ve written you Sorry about that I have been very busy I m sure you can relate I just finished my exams last Saturday my drama exam went very well and my psychology exam went not so well But it sure is nice to have a break now and enjoy the Christmas season with my family and best friends I am so excited I have so many people to see when I go home it will for sure be a busy holiday at home but that is the only way I would want it So much excitement is always so great when you ve been stressed out with school for so long My parents and sister are looking forward to me coming home incredibly so in fact It will be so great I ca nt wait to sleep in my own bed at home and eat home cooked food instead of the interesting meals in the cafeteria s here Uncle NAME and family are coming up for New Year s which will be lots of fun We re all going to dress up for dinner at NAME s request and make it really special I ca nt wait we always have so much fun I have nt finished all of my Christmas shopping yet have you It seems to take me at least a couple of shopping days to find the things that I m looking for So I am going shopping with my best friend NAME on monday who goes to NAME university in thunder bay which is like hours north of NAME needless to say I miss her a lot so I ca nt wait to see her This week I have been at my public school placement trying to finish my hours NUM required for first year It has been so much fun this week the kids are great and each moment proves to be a new and fun experience for me as a rookie teacher in progress I love it so much So what is new with you You ll have to fill me in on everything that is going on in your life Well I must go to bed it s going to be an early night for me for a change I have lots to do tomorrow I am trying to get ready and packed up to go home on friday love from NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE NAME Christmas Dear NAME Well it has been quite a while since I ve written you Sorry about that I have been very busy I m sure you can relate I just finished my exams last Saturday my drama exam went very well and my psychology exam went not so well But it sure is nice to have a break now and enjoy the Christmas season with my family and best friends I am so excited I have so many people to see when I go home it will for sure be a busy holiday at home but that is the only way I would want it So much excitement is always so great when you ve been stressed out with school for so long My parents and sister are looking forward to me coming home incredibly so in fact It will be so great I ca nt wait to sleep in my own bed at home and eat home cooked food instead of the interesting meals in the cafeteria s here Uncle NAME and family are coming up for New Year s which will be lots of fun We re all going to dress up for dinner at NAME s request and make it really special I ca nt wait we always have so much fun I have nt finished all of my Christmas shopping yet have you It seems to take me at least a couple of shopping days to find the things that I m looking for So I am going shopping with my best friend NAME on monday who goes to NAME university in thunder bay which is like hours north of NAME needless to say I miss her a lot so I ca nt wait to see her This week I have been at my public school placement trying to finish my hours NUM required for first year It has been so much fun this week the kids are great and each moment proves to be a new and fun experience for me as a rookie teacher in progress I love it so much So what is new with you You ll have to fill me in on everything that is going on in your life Well I must go to bed it s going to be an early night for me for a change I have lots to do tomorrow I am trying to get ready and packed up to go home on friday love from NAME Get Your Private Free Email at WEBSITE NAME Christmas NAME there Just thought I d say a quick hellooooooooooooooo and wish you a very merry christmas Hope you re having a good holiday and taking time to relax and recover after taking on that fearsome tiger How was NAME were the rocks there interesting More interesting than Britian or NAME or less A girl need to know these things Well actually if I m honest all I m really interested in was if it was warm and sunny enough to get a suntan but I m working on the art of taking an interest in the things other people are excited about So how am I doing Anyway as you can see I have nothing remotely interesting or useful to say This is largely because I have done nothing remotely useful or interesting with my holiday just helped my sister and my brother in law move out of my house and into their own very exciting Well this lack of anything else to say leads me to the conclusion that it s probably about time I stopped typing because you probably stopped reading about NUM paragraphs ago anyway Have a great Christmas NAME love NAME Keep on Running message for NAME My Dear NAME NAME NAME I hear that life has the possiblitiy of improving for you now that you are in your own room That must have cheered you up somewhat I talked to your mother and brother last night and so it is by them that you are getting this email I would have sent a card but I thought this way would have been much quicker and I hope it is I have been busy creating NUM and a half masterpieces of oil painting greatness for my mother and NAME I m really pleased with them both although one is better than the other They are both of NAME people and I think will make great preseants We ll see This year our family is trying to not spend that much money and a read in the paper that the average person will spend pound NUM on Christmas this year I m trying to lower that figure by making mine negative I m CHARGING for my presents not really It snowed here today which was wonderful It made walking home with NUM pints of milk NUM eggs NUM loaves of premium sliced white bread and almost a pound of bacon almost enjoyable Mind you I did nt perspire much To soothe you from my ramblings of this sort I shall entertain you with ramblings of another type the reworked first blob of my novel See if you like it any better sorry about the formatting April NUM NAME NAME NAME The light flickered filtering green and yellow through the branches of the wind brushed trees here much thinner than in other parts of this forest It was almost a glade yet not quite large enough more a haven of dancing light around a small area of tall grass surrounded by older darker forest CHAR happy laughter could be felt on the spring breeze a cool chill also running up and down the spines of the NUM men both fathers who stood there side by side The white papery bark of the scattered birch trees broke the almost monotonous brown and mottled green of the pines which provided a soft and thick carpet of needles beneath the mens feet The smell of the trees was ever present but not overpowering or at all disagreeable Nearby a wide stream meandered it s slow way through the forest making a peaceful gurgling sound A woodpecker s tapping could be heard far off in the distance hammering away into the tree in her steady search for food The noise stopped A chipmunk scurried across the open ground and upon hearing the older man s voice NAME quickly under a fallen tree Yes I think this place will serve the purpose His voice was deep but had a musical quality to it The gentle wind caught the man s rough and now heavily stained shirt old and repaired many times It flapped loose and he tucked it back in the thick leather belt he wore around his waist And there is a stream nearby That will be useful Essential As they were in no hurry the men stood there in the light for a while longer allowing their eyes to take in the shimmering beauty of the place The sun retreated behind a grey cloud and the light dimmed accordingly shadows merging until all was dark like dusk Now the place they stood felt much cooler and almost sinister as if the light itself had betrayed them The men walked off to the east towards the camp they had made near the rocky shore As they turned their backs the sun broke through the cloud and the distant stuttered tapping of the woodpecker returned to the forest As the fathers NAME and NAME by name neared the beach they heard their children playing their shrill voices and screams carried like the diving gulls on the sea breeze The NUM families had come here to this mysterious new land this NAME NAME that was only just starting to be explored They had left their homes in County NAME in the 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least not people who were giving him what he wanted After little bartering the NUM farmers obtained the prices they wanted for their land and houses NAME did nt mind as the money was but a trifle to him Besides his daughters would be pleased So the NUM families had made their way to NAME and boarded one of the first ships for the NAME NAME They took little with them except a few tools their NUM best carthorses and as Mrs NAME would not have had it any other way the NAME dull but highly prized pewter plates They also took a battered bible which only Mr NAME could read and he only in places but it seemed the proper thing to do The NUM families NUM people in all had begun their new life Having had their old lives inexorably mixed by misfortune these NUM would discover their new lives and destinies together What do you think Well tell me when you get out of hospital I m going to get people like graeme and NAME etc in the CU to pray for you I ll pray that you are out by Christmas I do nt 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bring them but I have a card which prob is gay NAME but c est la vie as I say so if you could all as in not NAME NAME or NAME but the other present lot get there NUM mins earlier than NAME to sign it that would be tremendously useful Because NAME will be late we wo nt be able to give him our present till he gets there and has signed the card NAME this is all too complicated I hope this makes sense It barely makes sense to me My maths is not my strength Will see you all tonight Any qs text me NAME x NAME NAME Hello again NAME I looked up what information I had on the lunar dust question Your email said Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the NAME and therefore the Earth is only a few thousand years old Their argument rested on an article by NAME NAME published in Scientific American in NUM NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount NAME NAME in NAME He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from NAME space in the form of tiny meteorites Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust but how much more is a matter of guesswork NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from NAME space which settles on the Earth each year He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth s surface annually It is true that NAME did stress the very speculative nature of his conclusion He suggested the amount falling was NUM million tons per year Even this lowest figure would give much more dust than is found So although NAME did stress his results speculative nature he would surely not have allowed his conclusion to be so radically revised to that of only about NUM inches of dust However the author of this article gives the impression that he would This author also fails to state that a thick layer of dust was the consensus of many other scientists NAME NAME in NUM predicted a layer of dust several miles thick NAME in NUM proposed a vast quantity of dust on the lunar plains and NAME in NUM wrote I get a picture therefore of the first spaceship picking out a nice level place for landing purposes coming slowly downward tailfirst and sinking majestically out of sight Note that ALL of these were written before NAME s calculation and therefore cannot have been influenced by it Later on and in this same spirit NAME wrote his report in NUM and NAME in NUM anticipated dust NUM of metres thick Now here we had a test Evolutionism and ideas of an ancient earth consistently claim to be science whilst consistently remaining untested THE very criterion necessary for a theory to be deemed scientific but here was a test On the assumption of a NUM billion yearold moon the evolutionists PREDICTED vast quantities of dust This was therefore one of the few critical tests that could be conducted in order to determine who was right Such was the evolutionary bias of NASA that they actually equipped their first moon landing probe with spikes on its feet so as to help in land on in a sea of dust and in fact even fitted it with a spring loaded American flag in the top so that if it sank beneath a mountain of dust the flag might just pop out above Well of course the craft landed and the NAME broke off there was no need for that flag Whatever qualifying remarks you make evolutionism had failed the test Oldearth theories predicted NUM thing and the facts said something quite different Even if these facts can be reworked into the oldearth idea that fact remains the same Here was a rare test between young and old earth ideas The old earth idea totally failed This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism published in NUM to argue that if the NAME were NUM billion years old as astronomers claim it should have had several feet of dust on its surface not a few inches They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was This last comment which is repeated in other such books is quite untrue The amount of dust on the NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA A very thick layer would have made landing on the NAME and moving around on its surface difficult Leaving it again might also have been problematical However by NUM a year before NAME landed it was clear that there was nothing to worry about Satellites orbiting above the Earth s atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about NUM inches thick on the NAME if meteoric dust alone were the cause This work and other evidence was surveyed by CHAR CHAR NAME in NUM in NAME vol NUM pp NUM Of course there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the NAME and that would produce dust too So the NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected No it was nt expected True ideas had surfaced in NUM that there might not be as much dust as previously thought since photographs of the surface failed to provide any evidence of its existence However this did not mean that such a thin dust layer was expected Had it been expected they would not have fitted the first unmanned lunar probe with that springloaded flag It was only AFTER that space probe PROVED that the previous evolutionary ideas were wrong that they were forced to change NAME is nt it that the work this author quotes was only written AFTER the whole series of events happened I d like to know whether or not the majority of evolutionary scientists BEFORE the direct observational evidence emerged the very thing providing the test thought there would be a lot of dust or only a very little bit I ve seen nothing but evidence they thought there would be lots There you have it the evolutionary prediction was wrong Since this evidence had been published in NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific published NUM years later is unaware of it or ignores it One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must keep up to date with what is being published in the area in which you are working If you fail to do this you risk basing your conclusions on outofdate evidence or disproven arguments It is amazing to find people associated with what is called The Institute for Creation Research falling into this basic trap It undermines confidence in the quality of their science and their research It is even more amazing to find a book published in NUM The Facts of Life by NAME NAME and highly acclaimed by advocates of the young Earth theory still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the NAME based solely on NAME s NUM paper and apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the NUM years since then NAME I would suggest that this argument is rather knitpicky Could some better argument not be found Is this the greatest inaccuracy that can be found in all of the creationist literature Is it such an evil fabrication that it warrants an entire article to villify the whole book on this NUM statement I would suggest not but you may not agree So before examining the argument I hope you will agree that the accuser s statements must stand up to similar scrutiny If not the accuser is a hypocrite After all And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother s eye but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye Or how wilt thou say to thy brother Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye and behold a beam is in thine own eye NAME hypocrite first cast out the beam out of thine own eye and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother s eye NAME NUM NUM As you ll see this article does nt stand up to such scrutiny The author stated advocates of the young Earth theory are still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the NAME based solely on NAME s NUM paper and are apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the NUM years since then This is simply untrue Instruments left behind on the moon show that the number of micrometeorites arriving on the moon is in line with the high value initially expected Also and abandoned spacecraft there showed many more impacts than expected confirming the higher infall rate At such a rate the moon should have massively more dust existing on it than it does So who is nt keeping up to date with the new evidence How can NUM lambaste the Scientific Creationism authors who may have simply been unaware of the NAME paper for not reporting the latest evidence when one does not do it oneself The statement also contains another serious inaccuracy the claims about lunar dust are NOT based solely on NAME s NUM paper but as I have shown on the work of NAME NAME NAME and NAME as well I suggest the author should check his facts before telling others to do so And by the way why pick on the creatist literature I have a children s encyclopdia printed in the NUM at home which sites embryonic recapitulation the idea that unborn babies pass through their evolutionary ancestry whilst growing as evidence for evolution The evidence was found to be fraudulent NUM years ago Other such evidences for evolution which are children are taught fall into a similar category The fact is that the evidence of the surface of the Moon does indicate its great age Before NUM artists depictions of the surface of the NAME such as the famous paintings produced by NAME NAME in the s and NAME showed extremely jagged mountains and rocks There was some reason in this The NAME has no significant atmosphere so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain However the pictures brought back by NAME NUM and subsequent NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits These are no doubt the result of the impact of meteoric dust On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the NAME NAME and NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the NAME s surface The figure they arrived at was about NUM feet in a billion years In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites However even at the maximum rate in NUM NUM years the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by NUM millionths of an inch producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust This work was published in NUM and should have been known and taken into account by the authors of Scientific Creationism Again this calculation is based on the low estimate of dust arrival which as NUM have shown is at least questionable if not downright wrong Also note that we have nt got a clue what conditions were like on the moon in the past Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter Yes for several reasons First of all Christians should be concerned about the truth The NAME we are committed to is the NAME of truth NAME NUM NUM Of all people Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars Secondly following from this it is dishonouring to NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on outofdate evidence and I know secular scholars who have little respect for Christianity because of this Finally it is a matter of considerable pastoral and evangelistic importance Christian scholars who wrongly claim to be presenting sound scientific arguments are misleading their fellow Christians who read their books Most of these readers do not have either the opportunity or the inclination to check up on the reliability of the arguments used and evidence presented Some of those readers may in time be stumbled in their faith because of their misplaced confidence in what they have read Christian students who with more zeal than NAME confidently confront lecturers with arguments culled from books like Scientific Creationism have sometimes been made to look foolish when the lecturer has been able to show that the argument does not stand up to the evidence even the evidence available when it was first put forward That has not only shaken the faith of the Christians but Undermined their witness to their fellow students Perhaps publishers of books on scientific creationism and the managers of bookshops which sell them ought to consider putting a spiritual health warning on them As I have shown the author of this article is a hypocrite because he himself is behind the times with his evidence There is plenty of evidence that the moon was specially created only thousands of years ago there is no known mechanism that could create the earthmoon system the tidal pull would have caused the earth to spin much faster in the past creating a massive tidal bulge the moon is receding from the earth far too quickly to allow them both to have existed billions of years ago the lunar soil is nt mixed enough etc etc etc However I note particularly his ignorance of or at lest refusal to mention the implications of the existence of this dust There exists a band of this dust orbiting the sun which causes the zodiacal light just before sunrise and just after sunset As it orbits it experiences a force outwards and a force inwards both caused by the sun s radiation the inward force is caused by a process called the NAME effect This causes small particles to spiral out of the solar system and large 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NAME and everyone else if you stick to just us there are no problems someone is bound to feel left out and I would hate anyone to feel hurt over this also I m not sure about the christian thing CHAR kind of know what you mean but it s CHAR bit harsh on NAME to discrimiate against him that way all I m saying is I do nt want anyone to feel left out or lonely because they were nt invited that s all hope the works going well may see you at lunch today do nt hate me just telling you what I think is that ok NAME xx NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject NAME NAME NAME boys just emailing to say hi and how are you I am eating mint humbugs and lemon sherberts and doing nothing CHAR watched NUM episodes of NAME last week a tragic 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Sorry that I have nt been better at keeping in touch with you I remember a while ago your dad was in w loo and was asking if I was still around or waht had happened sorry that I ve been so crappy at this I hear that you are looking at master s geology stuff right now at least I think that taht was the last I heard I ve got a friend here who is in his rd year of Geology he says he is going to get his undergrad and then ski seriously for a bit he is already one of the best CHAR CHAR the country I think that it has been a veeeery long time since I last wrote so I do nt remember what was going on then NAME now I am still in school and training hard I am in the middle of the race season now and it is nt going as well as I would like so I am having to change some of my training plans Basically I have been training too hard and am getting a littel bit overtrained because I ca nt recover from workouts and I cna CHAR sleep at night not good School is going well I got through a very hard first semester and am now enjoying a lighter course load My family is doing well My mom is retired form teaching now my dad is still motoring along and my sister is in her last year of highschoolnow She has actually applied to a college in NAME the dame one that NAME NAME is attenidng although he is not the reason becasue they offer a full scholarhsip for their internaitional relations program to CHAR ne canadian every year She does nt think that her marks are good enough to get her in there though She is also applying to CHAR of CHAR NAME and NAME I think I am livign with new peoplethis year NAME and NAME I am haivng a much better time and I think that our neighbours must hink that we are crazy Our land lady who lives below us jsut says that it is nice to hear us laughing NAME the time NAME Bay is still NAME Bay but at least it s more fun this year I jsut made the hard decision to fdrop down to part tiem status for next year becasue I ca nt train properly as a full tiem student and there isno point in my being in NAME if I can t train properly It will take me another NUM years to compelte my undergrad at this rate but I want to see waht I can accomplish in racing adn I cna t do that with a full science course load The labs are the real problem a nd the fact that I miss so much school means that I miss lots of labs that ca nt be made up I am losing NUM automatically thsi semester in my organic chem course because I am missing NUM labs bummer It CHAR as a hard decision but I am trying to waulify for next year s NAME NAME Games and I need to have a good training season before the race seaosn for that I have class pretty soon but I WILL keep in better communication with you unitl the next time I disappear for a while I guess NAME that everything is going well with you and your family Take care NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re no subject NAME Captain NAME It s soooooo hot here I ve just got back from NAME of which more another time needless to say NAME is amazing and wonderfully faithful Glad you re having a good time and I m sure that you ll find a really good job soon Am really missing people in NAME and the people I went with and I got back what NUM hours ago but all will be well I am going up to NAME tomorrow cue frantic attempts to get washing done while everyone else is away to sort out my dissertation I m going to NAME to digital map with NAME s handheld computer pray that I do nt break it please after that so please pray for me I know NAME is faithful to me and has totally heaped up oodles of blessings on me already but I do feel I need some more strength to cope So yes I m a third year and that makes you a graduate I bet everyone has already made you feel very old You will make a stunningly NAME word good geologist I m sure And you have an advantage over most of them because YOU speak with the creator of it all Do nt you just feel sometimes that he s laughing a little at our confusion over it all He s saying If only you knew And he s interested in it too I shall say goodbye because I m not making much sense now I will email from NAME and tell you in excruciating detail about all the amazing things NAME did in NAME this week NAME bless you and NAME and your work and everything and praise him because he sticks to you like glue NAME sticky glue lots of love and enthusiasm NAME NAME Wot you know about sandstone dykes NAME huh More later I m afraid you will be on the receiving end of all my geological confusion over the next couple of weeks Sorry NAME This email contains way too many exclamation marks From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME Wed NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM am Hi NAME How are things It s a beautiful blue sky day here in NAME and I am looking for jobs how fun What are you up to this summer How are things with NAME I ve spent a lot of time so far with friends and NAME which has been great But now I m starting to think that I really should have some work for next year planned and so I am looking for that hopefully in the NAME NAME mapping industries NAME you are a big third year now cheek pinch and I can remember when you were a little iddy NAME first year Keep well friend NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re no subject The most amazing thing has happened maybe My sister has been to see a specialist in NAME and not only does he think he knows what s wrong with her if it is what he thinks then he can cure it Is nt that the best I only hope that it is what he says not exactly sure what that is but something to do with leaking fluid in her brain and she will get better PRAISE THE LORD Thank you for all the times you prayed with me in NAME group for her More prayer that it will be okay would be brilliant if you have the time Hope you re well love from NAME Re no subject Have you found anything in your notes re regression NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject I do not know about NAME options but a scatter plot with points joined is not a straight line and there is no equation What does a line plot give you CHAR fitted straight line and a plot of all the points around it NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Basic question I ve just been playing around with the line equations and if you make the graph a scatter plot with a line connecting or a line graph the equation is different Oh dear Why is this NAME NAME NAME wrote Have you found anything in your notes re regression NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re no subject NAME Your current version is MUCH better than the earlier one I have some comments both substantive and editorial but nothing which would require too much work to address How would you like to proceed Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject Dear NAME I hope that dissertation is coming together I took it from your last message that you were content with the stats so I have not done anything else Good idea to let me know today if that is not the case I assume we will talk to you over the weekend and you can update us on your progress travel plans etc We are very much looking forward to having you at home for a while Love Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject NAME Sounds like you are off to a flying start to the day NAME it continues to be a good one I am in NAME to give a revision lecture ie repeatedly telling the students that I will not tell them what is on the exam NAME got me some new antihistamines so I am trying those If I notice anything dramatic I will let you know Does the repair of your phone mean you can use up some of NAME s minutes Take care Love Dad NAME NAME NAME Contact Details NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health NUM NUM University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME SR new email EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Dad I put the phone in to be fixed so wont have that for NUM days I m suffering a bit from hayfever but got eyedrops and piriton so I ll be ok already this morning I ve done revision checked my post had a bath a long quiet time breakfast and rid a room of a wasp Not bad eh Hope you are well NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject I had a look at the NAME and NAME Web pages There does not appear to be geology at NAME but you might want to check out the Dept of Environmental and Geological Studies at NAME Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject NAME I ll try to handle the NUM things in your email We are off tomorrow to NAME for NAME s rugby and then Sunday afternoon we are going to the farm We will stay overnight and hopefully weather permitting go the seaside on Monday NAME has been a bit unwell but is happily I think digging a garden today NAME has a minor injury picked up in a football match but hopefully will be ok tomorrow Must go to a meeting Talk to you soon I hope Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME To say if the phone shop calls home with my phone being ready can you email me so that I can pick it up Thanks also you might if you speak to grandad or NAME tell them that my address has now changed not in margartes any more still I got their cards hope you are well NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject Dear NAME Just thought you might like to know that there are notices all over the Geology dept in NAME about a st year NAME student with computer skills who is looking for summer work Sounds like NAME NAME is being helpful even if he has no work NAME liked you picture very much NAME all is well Love Dad Re no subject Yes I think it has I will copy this to NAME s work address since NUM cannot locate the message which I recall he sent regarding new addresses NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi dad have the lobban s email adress changed the one I have is EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject Dear NAME Glad to get your update mailing NUM thing I forgot to mention last night is that I am assuming that you will not be bringing your bike home Thus I have left the roof rack on the car Is this what you also had planned As NAME said bring home what you need but you can plan on us being able to take you back Have a great time in the Lake District Love Dad Re no subject I will look for the various files tonight and send them on to you Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Dad Can you send me the word files of the proposal too I m having trouble converting the proposal nicely to a word document There should be NUM If you can send both the microsoft proposal and the other NUM that would be great Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject Dear NAME Hope you had a good time in NAME Had a nice visit with NAME He asked if we thought you might be able to visit him If you think so you might get in touch with him to see if anything can be worked out He also found out that your use of his card is much more expensive than he calling from his room Don CHAR worry however as the term is almost over in any event NAME it is a fun week Love Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re no subject NAME If I send you a gif file of a picture can you print it Grandad wants a picture printed and I may be able to get a gif file of it Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re no subject NAME I will look for the file NAME the day has been productive Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject Dear NAME At the start of the term GOOD LUCK Love Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re no subject Dear NAME Thanks for the email sorry I have been so bad at keeping in touch I did have a wonderufl Christmas a really good NUM week break I saw old friends ahd a bit of time with family and then went to NAME on the Eurostar with NAME it was fantastique We went everywehere but not too quickly so it was a really good rest Now it s back into the fray and I m not entirely happy to be back but I m sure I ll get used to it Glad to hear that you are doing so well I m hoping to come up and visit you guys sometime this term before exams kick in Keep in touch and I will too hope chapel and college group are going well who are the new 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hope they are ok I m going up to NAME this coming weekend NAME See you in a few weeks NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re no subject I will look for the various files tonight and send them on to you Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Dad Can you send me the word files of the proposal too I m having trouble converting the proposal nicely to a word document There should be NUM If you can send both the microsoft proposal and the other NUM that would be great Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re no subject NAME yesterday was OK Was does you schedule look like for the rest of the exams Keep smiling Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University 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NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject NAME NAME NUM Gig Thats thats splutter cough Did you steal any Did you get my email in time NAME was really good excellent weather and the animals were nt hiding We got to go into the National Gallery for a few minutes as well Hey you re done exams Whoopee How bout chatting late tonight say ish You can change things on the Start Menu by right clicking it and selecting Open Then you do just as you would in NAME I mean Explorer Have a lovely day o NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How was NAME How s Work aww you still have some to do oh what a shame I had a weekend at NAME NAME and NAME s Thier computer has NUM Gig can you believe that They could download the whole net They also need some help in sorting out how the files are arranged ordered I started doing it but it ll take a bit of time How do you change the start menu thingy ie where the files 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later yesterday but that s all I thought since you ve talked about this kind of thing with both of us you would nt hit me too hard I certainly will pray in fact I already have I do nt really feel in a position to give advice cause I m still learning myself I reckon you ll pick it up as you go along Leave it in NAME s hands and enjoy it I d best be skedaddling many things to do Please keep me up to date with the situation I m very happy for you Good luck NAME Re no subject Here is some output which we can discuss when you phone again It would probably be best for you to print it out Worksheet size NUM cells WEBSITE WEBSITE Worksheet was saved on NUM NUM NUM NAME inform Information on the Worksheet NAME Count Name C NUM time C NUM bidiv C NUM bradiv C NUM bivo C NUM brao C NUM bive C NUM brae C NUM bivoe C NUM braoe C NUM cc NAME corr cc Correlations NAME time bidiv bradiv bivo brao bive brae bivoe WEBSITE NAME regr c NUM c NAME NAME The regression equation is WEBSITE braoe NAME NAME 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believe you do nt know that Actually I can believe it What did you say your name was again NAME I m ok NUM deadline down NUM to go this week Should be fun How re you Live long and chocolate NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote When is mom s bday are you ok NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re no subject NAME I had a quick look at your paleo work There are a few things that you should change Is what you sent last week your current version If so I could try a bit of an editing job if you let me know of any space constraints etc We could then discuss the changes Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re no subject Hi NAME This is mr CHAR NAME the Honourable mr farewells Personal Private Secretary I have censored your email from his inbox as there 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NAME NAME NAME SR no subject Hello hope you slept ok and are feeling slightly I m not expecting miracles better today It was good to talk to you last night although I really think I should nt have gone on about you know who and I dont mean NAME quite so much Oh well will be praying for you pal love NAME x no subject NAME go back to Asian Markets NAME is here yes She has a yahoo account I do nt We ll see what we can do NAME no subject NAME hope you is ok pal love cares and prayers NAME Re no subject ooo scary where are you NAME NAME NAME wrote thanks hi NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME is good All the time no subject Dear Mr NAME Under the suggestion of NAME NAME I am writing to you to inform you of the Ph NAME project that should funding be obtained I shall be commencing at the Department of Geological Sciences WEBSITE in October NUM I have attached at the bottom of this email a research proposal for my Ph NAME which will be in the currently littleexplored area of geological threedimensional digital mapping This work has the potential of substantially increasing the accuracy of existing exploration techniques whilst reducing the time required I am certain that I need not tell you that digital geospatial data collection is poised to become the standard methodology not only for geological but all field based research Already its potential is being realised in many fields yet little work has been done to combine the expanding range of hardware and software products This project will aim to design an appropriate database structure tested on a real problem to demonstrate the power of digital mapping and modelling tools My research will be under the supervision of Dr NAME NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME and Dr NAME NAME NAME and is anticipated to take place over the course of NUM years During my PostGraduate Studies at the University of NAME I shall be a part of the NAME NUM Modelling group and with access to the diverse range of specialists in the Department of Geological Sciences my research will be even more valuable Perhaps you are puzzled why I have not already obtained the funds for this project I shall explain Until a few months ago the British Geological Society was set to finance this very exciting research however due to what I am informed was a NUM funds cut to the NAME the funding for this Ph NAME was retracted In return for full access to the research both throughout the process and after its completion I seek funding either in part or in full for the costs associated with this project As well as the research proposal I have also attached a copy of my curriculum vitae in NAME NAME format Thank you for your time I would be glad to discuss this proposal further with you Feel free to contact either myself or my supervisors should you have any questions All the best NAME NAME The intrusion architecture of the Whin Sill complex Digital acquisition visualisation 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such as NAME Here the aim will be to design an appropriate database structure that will allow integrated and efficient data acquisition and visualisation The student will join the NUM modelling group at NAME This includes the NAME Research Group NAME NAME a wellestablished group of NAME and postdoctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones and the magmatic modelling group NAME concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with fieldbased mapping Related ongoing NAME projects include NUM NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation NUM NAME an NAME th framework initiative on subbasalt imaging NUM Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions NUM Inversion study of NAME basin Digital geospatial data collection and analysis seems likely to become the standard methodology for fieldbased scientific investigation in the near future This project and the training provided will be timely and relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Petroleum Engineering and IT industries Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear Mr NAME Under the suggestion of NAME NAME I am writing to you to inform you of the Ph NAME project that should funding be obtained I shall be commencing at the Department of Geological Sciences WEBSITE I have attached at the bottom of this email a research proposal for my Ph NAME which will be in the currently littleexplored area of geological threedimensional digital mapping This work has the potential of substantially increasing the accuracy of existing exploration techniques whilst reducing the time required I am certain that I need not tell you that digital geospatial data collection is poised to become the standard methodology not only for geological but all field based research Already its potential is being realised in many fields yet little work has been done to combine the expanding range of hardware and software products This project will aim to design an appropriate database structure tested on a real problem to demonstrate the power of digital mapping and modelling tools My research will be under the supervision of Dr NAME NAME NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME and Dr NAME NAME NAME and is anticipated to take place over the course of NUM years During my PostGraduate Studies at the University of NAME I shall be a part of the NAME NUM Modelling group and with access to the diverse range of specialists in the Department of Geological Sciences my research will be even more valuable Perhaps you are puzzled why I have not already obtained the funds for this project I shall explain Until a few months ago the British 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basins igneous intrusions and major fault zones New methodologies that best combine NAME NAME NAME NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required to exploit these technological advances The aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing NUM models from the data The project will develop and test a range of new digital mapping technologies on a specific geological problem the intrusion architecture of the Whin Sill complex northeast NAME The student will develop workflows for fieldbased digital data collection that integrate standard geological attributes such as rock type contact type and orientation data with geospatial data in a NAME platform Appropriate data architecture for recording observations and interpretations will be developed along with displays which compile the maps in realtime allowing fieldbased hypothesis testing and progress monitoring From the 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you re all fine and NAME as well as being exteremely busy with work plays football climbing that s just for you NAME and lots of nearlyendof termChristmas socialising apologies to you fellow abroad peops who are probably not doing any of those things I know it s been a couple of weeks since CHAR last emailed it s been all go here with a whirlwind of revision yes it did happen it s not a typing error last week for my exam I suddenly realised on monday that I did nt know anything about futurism or anything else before or after it and I had to speak in italian nice one did nt have a clue what to expect and thought we might have to do a presentation or just have a chat it ended up being a chat with the lecturer who s really nice all I had to do was talk a bit about my favourite paintings and then tell her about NAME a really tough exam somehow CHAR came out with NUM NUM CHAR reckon she just made up a mark and gave it to me CHAR hardly knew anything So anyway after that exam stress decided 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NAME Hall for Games and NAME would like to join us as well is that okay NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Passage and NAME Thanks NAME I really appreciate being able to join your group It was good on Monday CHAR like you guys Hope you re okay and not too tired SMILEY Have you got a busy day Love NAME NAME About the party I think we should probably have jelly and icecream in the Vac Kitchen and then possibly go down to the NAME Hall for Games and NAME would like to join us as well is that okay Love NAME CHAR TS NAME wrote Hi NAME Here is the passage for this week We re looking at Chapter NUM There is a link below to the commentary on this passage which might also be good to look at Commentaries are great because they put things in perspective and context So if you could read at least the passage before hand whether online or in your Bible NAME and if you want the 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NAME from the NAME will reap eternal life Let us not become weary in doing good for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up Therefore as we have opportunity let us do good to all people especially to those who belong to the family of believers Not Circumcision but a New Creation See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of NAME Not even those who are circumcised obey the law yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh May NUM never boast except in the cross of our NAME NAME NAME through which NUM the world has been crucified to me and NUM to the world Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything what counts is a new creation Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule even to the NAME of NAME Finally let no one cause me trouble for NUM bear on my body the marks of NAME The grace of our NAME NAME NAME be with your spirit brothers Amen Show footnotes NUM NUM NUM Or his flesh from the flesh NUM NUM NUM Or whom NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re passport NAME Yes we can send the passport with NAME At the moment I do not think NAME and I are going to come up as NAME has things on during the weekend Still have nt made a final decision yet however Glad you survived the hockey Check out the stretching exercises NAME has his first rugby match today To bad I am in NAME Even more glad you are still having fun Take care Dad NAME NAME NAME Address NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hello dad I m going to NAME before I return to NAME so if NAME is coming up at half term can you give him my passport so that I can get that off him Will you and mom be coming too played hockey last night and pulled a few leg muscles as I always do at the start of term Still I m able to walk this morning Thank you NAME Term is well underway now and work is really picking up Still I m having fun NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME No worries NAME I ll be getting into NAME at about NUM Do you want me to wait at the station CHAR Hi NAME Re peterbrough I think it is looking likely that I will want you to go to the station at NAME if that is okay with you It will save a lot of time I think The trip in fuel according to the NAME will cost pound NUM each way so split between the NUM of us that will be about pound NUM or NUM each I hope that is okay Talk soon NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Hi NAME I have done as you said CHAR geological guru and forwarded your message Hope your exams finish in style By the way my Dad is Dr NAME which I corrected for you Not that he s a militant bigot about people it that s just for reference His email address is EMAIL should you need it Is Rheology and NAME nice I have Sedimentary tomorrow and I have nt done ANYTHING for it And I mean that Oh well Best of luck for your funding love NAME Re NAME Dear NAME Thank you for your message and all the news about what has been going on with your Ph NAME application saga I m sorry to hear about the funding cuts which must have been excruciating for you to hear about And wow what a challenge having to scare up your own resources from companies to fund a Ph CHAR I confess I was unaware of the funding difficulties in the real sciences I d assumed it was only the soft science that had little money for advanced degrees But I hope you are heartened in some way by the fact that your Ph NAME prospects have nothing to do with your intellectual fitness for the work which is unquestioned It s frustrating that your immediate plans for next year may hinge on the vagaries of fundraising I confess I am also a bit surpried that your prospective advisor at NAME has left you to do the fundraising for the project usually that falls to the supervisor I d have thought though I have spent much of my grad school career doing grant applications which is the rough equivalent I suppose Anyway I will definitely keep you in my prayers about all of this and hope and trust that all will go according to NAME s plan for you for the next year I am greatly encouraged that you re at peace about the process which speaks volumes about your emotional and spiritual maturity I think I may have told you that I was turned down for a raft of Ph NAME programs on the first time I applied and was devastated At the time my faith was not as firmly rooted as it is now but at least I had plenty of faithful and supportive friends to help me through You do too and hopefully wo nt make the mistake that I did which was misinterpreting not getting into some grad programs as owing strictly to my own inadequacy I discovered once I did get to grad school that there is a lot more apparent randomness mystery I think might be the preferred theological term to the way some things turn out than we would often like to think I have found that in such cases it is often only in retrospect that I can discern what NAME appeared to have in mind In any case I hope your vocational path will soon be made more straight as it were and that next year will fall into place as both you and NAME want And meantime as my Dad always says keep the faith that s what gets us all through anyway wherever we are whatever we do Please do let me know how things evolve and know that I keep you in my prayers And let me know if I can do anything else to help Every blessing NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College University of NAME Current Address NUM NAME Drive NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM Re NAME Sounds interesting given your interests We can talk more but it sounds like you have little to lose in making an application if it is only to the University ie they already have the funding You do nt have to decide to do it now You can still be thinking of other options Most of my stuff is now in NAME could nt get it all in the car NUM might be a bit late but probably ok Hope you have a good day Love Dad NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Re NAME Hi NAME The NAME had intially promised us pound NUM NUM This would cover NUM years tuition fees CHAR NUM NUM pa maintenance NAME pound NUM pa extra equipment and fieldwork costs It wouls be possible to do it a bit cheaper than this however pound NUM NUM would be an absolute minimum Cheers NAME On NUM Mar NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was just wondering how much you thought the PhD would cost to fund Any ideas the size of grants I should be looking for Hope you are really well have a great NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME Hi NAME There are things called NAME studenships that might be worth investigating NAME On NUM Mar NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for the NAME will try to find what I can NAME Hi NAME The NAME had intially promised us pound NUM NUM This would cover NUM years tuition fees CHAR NUM NUM pa maintenance NAME pound NUM pa extra equipment and fieldwork costs It wouls be possible to do it a bit cheaper than this however pound NUM NUM would be an absolute minimum Cheers NAME On NUM Mar NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I was just wondering how much you thought the PhD would cost to fund Any ideas the size of grants I should be looking for Hope you are really well have a great NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME and NAME NUM thing for sure your messages are never predictable Will be interested to hear more about the project if it develops I hope you are getting some blocks of time to work on the map It must be tough if not NAME is still painting although I think she might have baked you a cake this morning NAME is still pretty miserable I am plugging along still waiting for an office which I can call my own Sounds like the basis of a song title Dad NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME SR On Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Dad I heard today that there may be a PhD coming up in february or november about a new digital way of mapping and trying to get a method sorted with that Sounds quite exciting and I might go for it It would mean walking aroung northing NAME with a palmtop and NAME and stuff like that which sounds pretty fun See I m concidering further study I met with my supervisor the other day and that was helpful map drawing is slow but not too bad yet NAME all is well there NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME and exam The files are all NAME files and shape files some of which are very large they are the NUM listed in the document there are a couple of emails from NAME about exams that you can get on your uni email go to WEBSITE It might be better to come in for a day and look at them Sorry I would attatch the email from NAME but outlook wo nt let me in Take Care NAME Re NAME application I think some editing is required in the last section I will try to do some and send it to you Perhaps a better strategy is to do the resume and then provide a covering letter explaining why you are interested in this project The content will be the same either way NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR NAME Hi NAME my dad works for NAME international oil and services company who are very very unlikely to offer you funding as they are tight little However he sent me this email so if you are needing help with funding still then I ll forward him the relevant information for you If you do nt ask then you ll never know right He says NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Well they do sometimes but not very often It helps if contact between student and company has been made BEFORE a request for support Also this is handled at a fairly local level there is no global fund for this sort of support so it s important that the right group in the company supports the application Much of the digital geology work was started in NAME in fact I ve been collecting a few papers for you to read as a research topic What level of funding are we talking about here If he s got a NAME and project proposal I can look at I ll see if I can do anything but ca nt promise So I would nt get any hopes up whatsoever but it might be worth a try work hard love from NAME Re NAME for NUM Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry Application and referee forms are at WEBSITE have any problems downloading them I could email them to you as attachments so please let me know if that is your preferred option The online prospectus for NUM is at WEBSITE NAME We look forward to receiving an application from you Yours sincerely NAME NAME Secretary University of NAME Department of Earth Sciences NAME Memorial Building NAME Road NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To earthpostgrad EMAIL Subject NAME for NUM Hello From your website I discovered that this is the address to send enquiries regarding NAME for next year I would like to apply for the studentship entitled NAME NAME topography and the generation of reliable hazard maps Would it be possible to be sent information regarding the application If this needs to be sent to an actual address then please could you send it to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME NAME DT Otherwise this email address would be fine Thank you ever so much NAME NAME Re NAME for NUM Dear NAME Thank you for your enquiry Application and referee forms are at WEBSITE The online prospectus for NUM is at WEBSITE We look forward to receiving an application from you Yours sincerely NAME NAME Secretary University of NAME Department of Earth Sciences NAME Memorial Building NAME Road NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To earthpostgrad EMAIL Subject NAME for NUM Hello From your website I discovered that this is the address to send enquiries regarding NAME for next year I would like to apply for the studentship entitled NAME tic Flows topography and the generation of reliable hazard maps Would it be possible to be sent information regarding the ap plication If this needs to be sent to an actual address then please could you send CHAR CHAR to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME NAME DT Otherwise this email address would be fine Thank you ever so much NAME NAME Re NAME funding Hi NAME Yes that letter sounds very good It is worth a try someone out there may well bite As regards the nd paragraph it is fine to put what you have for the purposes of the letter You can take it that you have been offered the project subject to obtaining full funding from an external source Best wishes NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope you ve had a good NAME I m about ready now to take the next st ep and send out the letters etc asking for sponsorship for the PhD I would appreciate a quick reply so that I can send this off I have attached the letter below so you might see it What do you think NUM other thing although in your office you said as much I have never formally been offered this project even on the condition of my getting fu nding I do nt know if this is necessary but for the second paragraph of my letter it might be appropriate I ve managed to get about NUM mining companies addresses and email addre sses I was going to send it by email to save time and money That is nt a problem is it I have also thought about sending it to NAME just in the offchanc CHAR and I ll send it to the oil companies too Hopefully one of them will realise the potential of this project Thanks NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME CB AP April th NUM Dear Sir Madam My name is NAME NAME and I am currently in my rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at NAME University I 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NUM Dear Sir Madam My name is NAME NAME and I am currently in my rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at NAME University I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years I would like to specialise in threedimensional digital mapping of geological structures This field is undergoing rapid development as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level They propose a threeyear doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale digital threedimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill However due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill an alternative landbased geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques The cost of this research is 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digital threedimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill However due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill an alternative landbased geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques The cost of this research is approximately pound NUM NUM per annum Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors Dr NAME NAME I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences in particular exploration techniques I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study either in part or in full I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD prepared by NAME NAME NAME and NAME of the University of NAME and an approximate breakdown 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NAME Office Manager NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME April th NUM Dear Sir Madam My name is NAME NAME and I am currently in my rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at NAME University I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years I would like to specialise in threedimensional digital mapping of geological structures This field is undergoing rapid development as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level They propose a threeyear doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale digital threedimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill However due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill an alternative landbased geological feature would serve just as well for the development of 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the NUM geometry of structures such as basins intrusions and fault zones New methodologies that best combine NAME NAME NAME NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required In conjunction with the NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME System for Integrated geospatial Mapping projects at NAME the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing NUM models from the data This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem including data collection data processing NUM geological model construction and data management The student will use NAME NAME and NAME NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex to cmscale accuracy collating spatial coordinates on a palmtop computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies The data will be incorporated onto a digital NUM topographic map and aerial 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on our assets as these add value both to the University and people participating and also to our continuing interests Therefore for your particular project I am sorry to have to decline your invitation to participate Regards NAME NAME Executive Vice President Director NAME NAME NAME th Floor NUM NAME NAME NAME WJ DW NAME NUM NUM NUM direct NAME NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME April th NUM Dear Sir Madam My name is NAME NAME and I am currently in my rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at NAME University I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years I would like to specialise in threedimensional digital mapping of geological structures This field is undergoing rapid development as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level They propose a threeyear doctorate during which I would develop a 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geological model construction and data management The student will use NAME NAME and NAME NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex to cmscale accuracy collating spatial coordinates on a palmtop computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies The data will be incorporated onto a digital NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard NAME for data management in a NAME format Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format including contact type and orientation data linkage features displayed intrusionrock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mmscale features can be digitised with all data topographic remotely sensed images and structural measurements The student will then use NAME software for NUM 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situation that you are We wish you all the best in your continuing education Yours truly NAME NAME Resources Ltd NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME April th NUM Dear Sir Madam My name is NAME NAME and I am a Canadian currently living in NAME I am in my rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at the University of NAME I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years I would like to specialise in threedimensional digital mapping of geological structures This field is undergoing rapid development as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level They propose a threeyear doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale digital threedimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill However due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available Although the project 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appropriate Factors determining the final emplacement of highlevel dykes sills and laccoliths are complex and depend upon a range of physical parameters including magma driving pressure the local and regional stress field and the physical properties viscosity and density of the intruding magma Despite their wide occurrence and structural importance in basin architecture their NUM geometry is not well understood The development of a digital model will allow the reconstruction of the emplacement history through time as well as an assessment of the effects of intrusion of a major sill complex on basin evolution and architecture The student will be part of the NUM modelling group at NAME This includes the NAME Research Group NAME NAME and NAME a wellestablished group of NAME and postdoctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones and the magmatic modelling group Dr NAME concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins They 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friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I love you too NAME but I m taken and that s the way it s just going to have to be Maybe if things were different NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi guys I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out I do nt know why or anything like that but as it stands now I probably wo nt be in NAME next year and really do nt have a clue about what I m going to do I feel a bit down and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life I wonder if that will ever happen You guys are brilliant friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME dearest loveliest NAME I m really sorry about the funding and I really really hope that something even better will turn up for you you are amazing wonderful and brilliant and CHAR really really mean that and I know that whatever you do next year you will do with all your heart and soul I will pray for you this evening love NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi guys I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out I do nt know why or anything like that but as it stands now I probably wo nt be in NAME next year and really do nt have a clue about what I m going to do I feel a bit down and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life I wonder if that will ever happen You guys are brilliant friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME dearest loveliest NAME I m really sorry about the funding and I really really hope that something even better will turn up for you you are amazing wonderful and brilliant and CHAR really really mean that and I know that whatever you do next year you will do with all your heart and soul I will pray for you this evening love NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi guys I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out I do nt know why or anything like that but as it stands now I probably wo nt be in NAME next year and really do nt have a clue about what I m going to do I feel a bit down and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life I wonder if that will ever happen You guys are brilliant friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME Do nt panic Just because this has nt worked out does nt mean something else wo nt come up We do nt know what the future holds but we know who holds the future Try to not worry relax at home and focus on work that you have to do for this term We will all be thinking of you and praying for you Lots of love NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi guys I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out I do nt know why or anything like that but as it stands now I probably wo nt be in NAME next year and really do nt have a clue about what I m going to do I feel a bit down and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life I wonder if that will ever happen You guys are brilliant friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Dear NAME I know that I have to just totally rely on NAME for everything in my life and I am only just learning how to do that But his grace is sufficient for everything and anything and I know that he will show you this He is gracious and merciful and he loves you Your future is secure in him wherever and whatever you do I am praying for you Much love NAME xx NAME NAME wrote Hi guys I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out I do nt know why or anything like that but as it stands now I probably wo nt be in NAME next year and really do nt have a clue about what I m going to do I feel a bit down and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life I wonder if that will ever happen You guys are brilliant friends The best I ve ever had Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years I love you guys NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME The PhD description is so cooool that others may want to apply Perhaps you could suggest they advertise it in a boring fashion That is if they really want the BEST candidate ie you NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME CB SR NAME topic on exceptional preserved faunas from NAME To those of you searching for PhD funding I have just received a PhD notice for a project in NAME NAME NAME The comparative taphonomy of exceptional faunas in Tertiary lacustrine basins of NE NAME I have posted further details on the PhD notice board NAME NAME NAME Not sure how you ll contact me if you need to but NUM NUM is my phone number Otherwise just appear at the door NUM NAME NAME NAME longtimenoseeholidaypals I m sure there s only NUM thing on your mind at the moment man it s hot hope you re enjoying these beautiful summery days I m just at home doing all those things I was planning to start after our brilliant week 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grandparents My mum who has driven NAME into NAME because she was nt really in a state to drive Thanks guys Sorry I ve been so bad at emailing I will catch up soon loads of love NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do you NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME from NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Poem But if we bought that it would get smashed by NAME during a pillow fight NAME NAME wrote NAME poem NAME WEBSITE Personally I like the crafted bowls referred to in the last stanza particularly that rather attractive looking ceramic specimen at pound NUM NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Poem NAME poem NAME WEBSITE Personally I like the crafted bowls referred to in the last stanza particularly that rather attractive looking ceramic specimen at pound NUM NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Postexam meeting NAME This Friday NUM May at am is NAME look forward to seeing you at our house then Please would you bring a hard copy of your NAME with you I ve been able to copy it off my PC but the formatting is all messed up so I can read it but visually it looks very untidy NAME NAME Hi NAME Here s my most recent NAME How about sometime on Friday Say Friday Morning at NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope exams have gone well for you so far if they are not yet completed We must meet up again once exams are behind you and before you get totally caught up in postexam fever As well as catching up on all your news etc I have to let NAME have a brief NAME of you and we need to be sure we agree about what it says I m sure that s not going to be a problem If you have a NAME written already bring that along with you But in case you have nt I ll drop a blank form into College for you which shows you the sort of record College want to have I am free some of this week and as things stand at present most of next week Please would you suggest a couple of times when we could meet and we ll see what we can fix Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME This Friday NUM May at am is NAME look forward to seeing you at our house then Please would you bring a hard copy of your NAME with you I ve been able to copy it off my PC but the formatting is all messed up so I can read it but visually it looks very untidy NAME NAME Hi NAME Here s my most recent NAME How about sometime on Friday Say Friday Morning at NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope exams have gone well for you so far if they are not yet completed We must meet up again once exams are behind you and before you get totally caught up in postexam fever As well as catching up on all your news etc I have to let NAME have a brief NAME of you and we need to be sure we agree about what it says I m sure that s not going to be a problem If you have a NAME written already bring that along with you But in case you have nt I ll drop a blank form into College for you which shows you the sort of record College want to have I am free some of this week and as things stand at present most of next week Please would you suggest a couple of times when we could meet and we ll see what we can fix Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM postscript I have managed to print the picture here NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hey guys good news I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician he is very happy for us to use the nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage NAME supply etc Fabulous I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be SMILEY Aviation is go says NAME Can I suggest next Weds as a good day NAME is away from NAME the rest of the week is taken NAME the following week Speak soon love NAME x NAME NAME Ooops I meant love from the Wizard of NAME NAME CHAR Re NAME NAME NAME Hey guys good news I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician he is very happy for us to use the nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage NAME supply etc Fabulous I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be SMILEY Aviation is go says NAME Can I suggest next Weds as a good day NAME is away from NAME the rest of the week is taken NAME the following week Speak soon love NAME x NAME Here are the prayer points for this week NAME holiday job interview on this Friday at NUM for working at hospital playscheme NAME praise NAME that her mum is a lot better all the work she needs to do before the end of term NAME CHAR tiredness work very busy NAME brother NAME who is a bit happier but still needs prayer NAME work and being able to concentrate on it NAME her dad who is still looking for work but is feeling more positive about it NAME that he will continue not being stressed about work NAME his grandad who is ill and the whole family PETE he has resigned from the NAME exec to try and sort out what he believes and thinks Pray that he will be able to talk to people who are wise who can help him with his questions JUSTIN feeling very alone at the moment not seeming to be getting better Also now got a stomach bug New Relationships pray for the new couples in college that they will be a good witness in their relationships and they will build friendships and be sensitive to others and sensible etc Re NAME Hi fellow NAME Group members For those of you who were there last night I have found the poem I was talking about The NAME of the Year I said to the man who stood at the NAME of the Year Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown And he replied Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of NAME That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way So I went forth and finding the Hand of NAME trod gladly into the night CHAR NAME NAME NUM Fabulous If you re wondering where you might have heard it recently it was read at the NAME Mother s funeral I think NAME x NAME NAME No bible study this week because of NAME NAME Here are this week s prayer points NAME NAME NAME grandad and also his NAME and his dad who is having to travel a lot to see him NAME mum who is back at home now She is till ill but thank NAME because she is getting better NAME CHAR dad leading a church group in NAME at the moment NAME CHAR brother NAME who is still not enjoying his time at school NAME thanks that she has done well on her work NAME CHAR for faith when praying JUSTIN still ill and quite fed up but he is on some homeopathic medication now THIRD YEARS work stress thinking about the future etc SEARCHING ISSUES organisation people to go BAILEY PRAISE speaker and other practical issues ALPHA EXPLORE COURSE tension with other groups about room bookings NAME NAME leading CU NAME etc NAME work too much See you all the week after next Love NAME prayer request Yes it s another random prayer request from me This one is on behalf of a friend from the mission team I have just come back from One of his really close friends who is nt a Christian is really interested in the summer team and NAME and NAME has sent her his diary of the team please would you pray that it would really make an impact on her and that she would be interested find things relevant to her want to ask questions and also for NAME that he would be able to find the right answers the right things to say to her he has been praying about her daily for a long time but he really needs extra support right now NAME I hope everyone is well sorry I have been so lax in doing some kind of summary of the summer team I will hopefully be emailing something out at the end of the week or at the weekend Tomorrow I should be off to NAME NAME for a wee while so in the meantime I ll be thinking of you take care NAME bless loads of love NAME Work like you do nt need money EMAIL love like you ve never been hurt WEBSITE and dance like NUM s watching WEBSITE love your enemy it ll ruin his reputation NAME tutu prayer request NAME churnside in ecuador hi guys just a quick email please keep my friend NAME in your prayers she has just gone out to NAME to start her work as a missionary there prayer points continuing financial support for her family and friends as they say goodbye for her language studies for settling in not being homesick and developing good relationships with the children thanks that she is finally there thanks guys SMILEY NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do You NAME NAME Finance Get realtime stock quotes WEBSITE prayer request Hi NAME Hope you re all all right I am asking again for prayer for my friend NAME most of you I already emailed but this is an update He is out in NAME on the NAME programme He s ill and seems to be getting worse rather than better Your prayers would be much appreciated Anyway I will let him explain things in his own words this is long sorry NAME Apparently I have the worse tonsillitis in the history of the region I m not allowed to eat and have to go to the hospital every day to get my lunch through a NUM drip I have a normal appetite and everything but my tonsils are so inflamed I simply ca nt eat or even drink Weds THIS THING HURTS LIKE HELL I AM DANGEROUSLY UNDERWEIGHT BECAUSE MY LAST MEAL WAS ON NAME NIGHT BORED MISERABLE AND HUNGRY NAME UPDATE HAVE JUST NAME HOME FROM NAME ANOTHER NUM HOUR SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL NAME IS VERY WORRIED AND SENT ME FOR LOADS OF NASTY TESTS THEN I HAD LUNCH WHICH HAS BEEN INCREASED TO NUM BAGS THAT TOOK HOURS THEN NAME TOLD ME THAT I HAVE A VIRUS WHICH IS WHY THE MEDICATION IS NT WORKING HIS ADVICE GRIN AND BEAR IT AND KEEP COMING BACK FOR DRIP SO I GUESS IT S ALL UP TO HIM UPSTAIRS NOW Sat NAME is even more worried now it seems I am getting worse instead of better and at this rate they might have to hospitalise me So prayers that this virus would get bored and leave me alone would be greatly appreciated NAME Just on my way home after yet another NUM session Feel ok thanks to the lovely painkillers they gave me but apparently it is EVEN worse I do nt know what to think anymore And the medication they are giving me is so strong it has given me slight liver damage so I m not allowed to drink for quite some time at last a valid excuse This is simply insane He has really appreciated all the prayer many thanks esp to you lot from my home group but I think that the pressure of work the virus and the fact that this is really the first time NAME has ever been really really unwell have worried and scared him plus he s usually a very active and busy person so the boredom is driving him potty Thanks guys do nt know what else to say I am really worried but I guess all we can do is pray love NAME xx Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching my NAME website WEBSITE Do You NAME LAUNCH Your NAME Music Experience WEBSITE prayer request update I emailed most of you a week or NUM ago about my friend NAME who was suffering from bad chest pain well this is an update and a further request I just spoke to NAME online and he is still not at all a happy chappy I asked him what was up and he said cold flu tiredness depression sore throat chest infection skeletal muscular disorder etc etc not a good little list really SMILEY I think he s going through a bit of a difficult patch and I do nt know if he s really talking to people about it much so everyone carries on as usual and he is miserable NAME he thinks no one cares He was hoping to help out with sound at NAME Survivor and got a place then the opportunity was taken away because he could nt do the whole thing which he was indredibly gutted about and then he had problems because the school lost his NAME certificates I think just that and lots of little things have got him really down So further prayer would be much appreciated He is really not himself at the moment and I think maybe that s getting to him most of all apologies to everyone for not being a better correspondant I am trying to catch up slowly but surely thanks guys lots of love NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do You NAME NAME Health Feel better live better WEBSITE Re Prayers for NAME Hi NAME sorry to hear you ve been feeling under the weather Hope you re back to your old self young self soon Take care of yourself ok Bye for now NAME SMILEY At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thank you so very much for your reply We have our first meeting tonight so I m looking forward to that Yesterday I had one of those ill days where I tried to go to a lecture in the morning succeeded but regretted it the whole hour I spent the rest of the day in bed and feel almost completely better today if a bit tired Is nt that terrible From Monday night I ve had over NUM hours of sleep and I m TIRED Thank you for your prayers Perhaps by the time I retire I ll know what I m meant to do SMILEY my love to you all NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Prayers for NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email Re prayer points fallout from Sept th is obviously a biggie SO many people in NAME and the NAME sought out churches in the days and weeks following I pray that the seeds sown in the hearts of those who had nt darkened the door of a church for years would ripen There has also been a groundswell of interest in and concern for Muslims Christians have visited mosques and heard talks about Islam including folks at our church Groups in the community who have not interacted before are writing to each other visiting each other s places of worship and inviting speakers to share about their religion Frankly I see it as one of the very few good things to come out of all the horribleness I hope that these lines of communication can remain open And I d also pray that justice and peace rather than vengeance could prevail I think I ll include something that was sent to me through Alternatives for Simple Living an American Christian organization I ve been connected with for years I think you might find it interesting and even personally challenging On a more personal note I m intrigued to see your assortment of professional ideas naval officer really Just remember that many people shift professions a few times in the course of their lives professions not just jobs so you may be able to try out a couple of those ideas We ll keep praying that you have a real sense of where NAME would like you to use your many gifts By the way have you ever seen the book What Color is Your Parachute It s an excellent careerassessment tool which you might find helpful Take care and keep in touch NAME NAME and the gang SMILEY CHAR FaithBased Response to the Events of September NUM Beyond from the Institute for Peace and Justice So many words have been written and spoken these past few days Our concern as a community of faith is based on NUM precepts First our Institute was founded on the precept If you want peace work for justice And secondly consistent with the precepts of all the great religions in the face of escalating violence escalate love NUM NAME as the basis of our nation s response The terrible evil inflicted on us as a people must be righted according to the basic principles of international law Our nation has a unique opportunity to enlist the resources and good will of all the peoples of the world in a global effort to combat the terrorism that threatens all of us ORG is the appropriate channel for such an allout global search for the terrorists As enticing as it is to want to punish the perpetrators and anyone remotely associated or geographically near them with a massive military response an allout war this will only add fuel to the spiral of violence that is behind these terrible deeds We will become the evil we want to eradicate NUM Justice demands that we address the roots of these terrorist deeds As unpleasant and unpopular as it is to be saying such things the evil that we are striking out against is partly our own doing NAME as ugly and unjustified as it is nevertheless comes from some longstanding injustices We must look at the ways we have unjustly treated peoples and nations for NUM centuries see the beam in our own eyes to understand where such violence came from Unless we are willing to address the ongoing humiliation of the Palestinian people the NUM years of horrendous suffering by the people of NAME and the widening gap between rich and poor nations we will not get at the roots of terrorism and the spiral of violence will only escalate If we want peace we must work for justice not vigilante justice but justice based on the rule of law and the precepts of our faith traditions NUM In the face of escalating violence escalate love While we address these evil deeds directly we can also address them indirectly As all the great faith traditions have emphasized the spirit of violence the spirit of evil can only be overcome by the spirit of love As NAME lived and preached We must become the change we wish to see in this world The Pledge of Nonviolence gives all of us a concrete way of overcoming the evil spirit behind the deeds of September NUM and those being considered as a way of retaliating For those of us who are Christian the words and tears of NAME as he looked out over his beloved city of NAME are particularly poignant NAME NAME if only today you knew the things that make for peace NAME NUM NUM He weeps again today over the Middle East over the United States over the NAME and so many other places pleading with each of us to do the things that make for peace Practically how can we escalate love CHAR Respect Self and Others In the face of escalating words of hate we can escalate our words of kindness toward others in checkout lines on the street driving being extra patient with one another b Communicate Better Listen Carefully In the face of escalating anger especially if the anger is directed at us in some way we can escalate our willingness to listen nondefensively and acknowledge the deep hurts and fears that underlie a lot of this anger and not respond in kind CHAR NAME In the face of escalating cries for revenge we can escalate our willingness to become more forgiving toward anyone with whom we have some issues d Act NAME In the face of escalating acts of hate directed at Muslim and Arab people and others we can escalate our courage and stand by them protest perhaps even accompany them in places where they feel afraid We can pray with them daily and especially on Fridays their sacred day of prayer And in the face of escalating cries for war we can courageously and lovingly offer a different perspective The Institute for Peace and NAME NUM NAME Boulevard NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL Quote of the Week from NAME of Simplicity The plain fact is that we are starving people not deliberately in the sense that we want them to die but willfully in the sense that we prefer their death to our own inconvenience NAME NAME ALTERNATIVES for Simple Living Resources for responsible living and celebrating since NUM NUM NAME Ave NAME NAME NUM NEW Sioux NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM or NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME National Coordinator At NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME Uncle NAME and NAME phew As one of my many activities here in NAME I ve agreed to lead a NAME American prayer group this year which basically is a chance for all of us brits with an intrest in or connection with NAME NAME to get together and prayer for issues in the states and NAME at this time I was wondering if as you all live in the aformentioned countries and know first hand the things that are going on both good and bad local and nationally you would be willing to suggest particular prayer points for lack of a better name I do believe in the power of prayer and so if there is anything at all that you want prayer for I d love to know On a less CU note I m very much back into the swing of things here at college I can hardly believe that this time next year I ll be out into the real world or some version of it My mind has been flicking between different jobs recently teaching NAME Navy Officer and the most recent one is a graphic designer which actally really appeals to me We ll see what happens My dissertation thesis deadline is coming close so the work on that is really stepping up I basically finished my map today and now all that need to be done is colouring it in It is very large about cm CHAR NUM cm so that will take a bit of time Still I can do it in sections inbetween trying to work out weird NUM dimensional tapering outs of rocks Gotta go Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Prayers for NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email Re prayer points fallout from NAME th is obviously a biggie SO many people in NAME and the NAME sought out churches in the days and weeks following I pray that the seeds sown in the hearts of those who had nt darkened the door of a church for years would ripen There has also been a groundswell of interest in and concern for Muslims Christians have visited mosques and heard talks about Islam including folks at our church Groups in the community who have not interacted before are writing to each other visiting each other s places of worship and inviting speakers to share about their religion Frankly I see it as one of the very few good things to come out of all the horribleness I hope that these lines of communication can remain open And I d also pray that justice and peace rather than vengeance could prevail I think I ll include something that was sent to me through Alternatives for Simple Living an American Christian organization I ve been connected with for years I think you might find it interesting and even personally challenging On a more personal note I m intrigued to see your assortment of professional ideas naval officer really Just remember that many people shift professions a few times in the course of their lives professions not just jobs so you may be able to try out a couple of those ideas We ll keep praying that you have a real sense of where NAME would like you to use your many gifts By the way have you ever seen the book What Color is Your Parachute It s an excellent careerassessment tool which you might find helpful Take care and keep in touch NAME NAME and the gang SMILEY CHAR FaithBased Response to the Events of September NUM Beyond from the Institute for Peace and Justice So many words have been written and spoken these past few days Our concern as a community of faith is based on NUM precepts First our Institute was founded on the precept If you want peace work for justice And secondly consistent with the precepts of all the great religions in the face of escalating violence escalate love NUM NAME as the basis of our nation s response The terrible evil inflicted on us as a people must be righted according to the basic principles of international law Our nation has a unique opportunity to enlist the resources and good will of all the peoples of the world in a global effort to combat the terrorism that threatens all of us ORG is the appropriate channel for such an allout global search for the terrorists As enticing as it is to want to punish the perpetrators and anyone remotely associated or geographically near them with a massive military response an allout war this will only add fuel to the spiral of violence that is behind these terrible deeds We will become the evil we want to eradicate NUM Justice demands that we address the roots of these terrorist deeds As unpleasant and unpopular as it is to be saying such things the evil that we are striking out against is partly our own doing NAME as ugly and unjustified as it is nevertheless comes from some longstanding injustices We must look at the ways we have unjustly treated peoples and nations for NUM centuries see the beam in our own eyes to understand where such violence came from Unless we are willing to address the ongoing humiliation of the Palestinian people the NUM years of horrendous suffering by the people of NAME and the widening gap between rich and poor nations we will not get at the roots of terrorism and the spiral of violence will only escalate If we want peace we must work for justice not vigilante justice but justice based on the rule of law and the precepts of our faith traditions NUM In the face of escalating violence escalate love While we address these evil deeds directly we can also address them indirectly As all the great faith traditions have emphasized the spirit of violence the spirit of evil can only be overcome by the spirit of love As NAME lived and preached We must become the change we wish to see in this world The Pledge of Nonviolence gives all of us a concrete way of overcoming the evil spirit behind the deeds of September NUM and those being considered as a way of retaliating For those of us who are Christian the words and tears of NAME as he looked out over his beloved city of NAME are particularly poignant NAME NAME if only today you knew the things that make for peace NAME NUM NUM He weeps again today over the Middle East over the United States over the NAME and so many other places pleading with each of us to do the things that make for peace Practically how can we escalate love CHAR Respect Self and Others In the face of escalating words of hate we can 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said You know you re still young when you re reminiscing about last year I do nt wish it was last year but I can imagine that you do You certainly had a lot of good things going for you I was wondering how you see this MSc fitting into your career plan that you drafted up at the end of the summer given your comments to me that you did nt want to do a PhD Do nt worry about missing NAME Even when we were first going out I missed NAME though I did nt always know what it was that I missed about her It is difficult I know I m sure Mum s perspective is a right one too but she has the advantage of NUM years of marriage whereas we do nt have that stability yet So I guess the sometimes somewhat pathetic missing of NAME NAME is just a reflection of a desire for some assurance that everything is still okay NAME I realise in rereading that paragraph why I am not a relationship counsellor Very clumsily put but do you get what I m saying I m glad that you did enjoy some aspects of the weekend I ll do my best to be entirely wicked next weekend to take the heat off you Look out NAME which bone will it be SMILEY NAME of the day for Visual NAME test your code as you go along Do nt try and write huge sections at once as debugging is a lot harder that way Over and out NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME quotes and comments NAME not sure that the NAME NAME were intending to be nutty when they wrote about wrapping cars around trees Is nt that quite a sad song Mind you NAME tells me half the NAME and NAME songs that I think are really fun are actually serious social commentaries I did nt mean that missing NAME was pathetic just that looked at from Mum and Dad s perspective we may seem pathetic sometimes Anyways we can talk more on the weekend if you like NAME the reason to be jolly fa la la la la NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME NAME sounds like a very strange weekend indeed I think I know 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up at the end of the summer given your comments to me that you did nt want to do a PhD I VERY MUCH NAME THIS FITTING INTO MY CAREER PLAN AS IT SEEMS TO HAVE MORE SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES THAN STRAIGHT GEOLOGY AND MIGHT PROVE VERY INTERESTING AS CHAR NAME WE SHALL NAME WHAT NAME Do nt worry about missing NAME Even when we were first going out I missed NAME though I did nt always know what it was that I missed about her It is difficult I know I m sure Mum s perspective is a right one too but she has the advantage of NUM years of marriage whereas we do nt have that stability yet So I guess the sometimes somewhat pathetic missing of NAME NAME is just a reflection of a desire for some assurance that everything is still okay NAME I realise in rereading that paragraph why I am not a relationship counsellor Very clumsily put but do you get what I m saying CHAR GET WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT NAME I WOULD NT NAME THAT MY MISSING OF NAME IS PATHETIC AND IT IS NT JUST THE ASSURANCE THAT I WANT SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND SO I MISS HER JUST AS I MISS NAME AND YOU BUT NAME BECAUSE SHE IS MORE THAN A FRIEND I m glad that you did enjoy some aspects of the weekend I ll do my best to be entirely wicked next weekend to take the heat off you Look out NAME which bone will it be SMILEY NAME I LL BE A VERY GOOD LITTLE BOY HUMM HOW DOES ONE DO THAT NAME of the day for Visual NAME test your code as you go along Do nt try and write huge sections at once as debugging is a lot harder that way SPEAK ON BROTHER I M LISTENING TO THE DIVINE COMEDY RIGHT NOW AS I WORK AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NUTTY VERY GOOD NAME THOUGH WE WRAPPED YOUR DADDY S NAME AROUND THE TREE Keep well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME quotes and comments NAME doodily NAME you re right it does all seem a bit like a performance does nt it Well I ll do my best to not get drunk if you keep your hands off NAME But I m sure NAME and NAME will see to that NAME is rainy and Friday today Glad you did eventually find your way back from the walk I know the kind you mean where you decide you ll head out for an hour decide to head back realise you ca nt find see your head or your back panic and wish you had brought a map remember you did bring a map use it go home It s Friday I know it NAME I know it But it s over now You know I m glad I need the rest NAME NAME NAME Good luck with NAME If you need help ask me I m very rich I bought Intel at NUM NAME PS Am planning on coming to NAME next Friday night Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME Dear NAME Here is the rant I m off to the library now to read all about NOT ABOOT feminism I hope you re feeling better today my dad said you were under the weather yesterday love NAME xxx Hey I m not a lumberjack or a fur trader I do nt live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled and I do nt know NAME NAME or NAME from NAME although I m certain they re really really nice I have a Prime Minister not a president I speak English and French not American And I pronounce it about not a boot I can proudly sew my country s flag on my backpack I believe in peace keeping not policing diversity not assimilation and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal A toque is a hat a chesterfied is a couch and it is pronounced NAME not zee NAME NAME is the second largest landmass The first nation of hockey and the best part of NAME NAME My name is NAME And I am Canadian NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME tells me that you ve got the rant on your machine CAn you forward it to me please Thanks NAME Re Yeah outside this thing called the power league which is a football thing and there s a car park by it there are signs to it outside the school I ll meet you there at NUM NUM past NUM if that s ok THANKS NAME I really appreciate you coming to pick me up Any news on NAME as NAME was thinking she might be able to get the afternoon off work and come to NAME tomeet us at the station are you picking NAME up before or after me hope your week s going well I am teaching year NUM english today love NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote I ve found your school Thanks Is there an obvoius plave where we could meet NAME outside the front of the school NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote It s called NAME College in NAME NAME do you want me to find out the exact address hope all s well thanks for Sunday NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Can you send me the name of your school please so that I can work out the route to your school for next weekend Thanks The trip in fuel according to the NAME will cost pound NUM in total so split between the NUM of us that will be about pound NUM NUM or NUM each I hope that is okay Looking forward to seeing you NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME you ll be pleased toknow I m seeing NAME this weekend so do nt fear all is on the mend I hope love NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote I ve found your school Thanks Is there an obvoius plave where we could meet NAME outside the front of the school NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote It s called NAME College in NAME NAME do you want me to find out the exact address hope all s well thanks for Sunday NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Can you send me the name of your school please so that I can work out the route to your school for next weekend Thanks The trip in fuel according to the NAME will cost pound NUM in total so split between the NUM of us that will be about pound NUM NUM or NUM each I hope that is okay Looking forward to seeing you NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Sorry to hear this NAME My thoughts are with you at this difficult time I m sure you will do well wherever you are though and I cant imagine we wont be seeing you in NAME next year Have a good NAME NAME NAME all Just to let you know that I did nt get the PhD that I was going for in NAME I am ok with this as NAME does know best In a way it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo nt be doing the project I can now move on and try to find work Thanks for all your support and prayers NAME Re NAME NAME Thanks for the report on all your doings The NUM thing sounds very interesting but then so does NAME It will be very interesting to see what happens there Glad to hear you re still puzzling things through with NAME too Same here with NAME We ve been together the better part of a year now so now we re beginning to ask the tough questions Some days we seem very compatable others not It s hard to know when emotions of attachment get in the way As you say giving it to NAME and trusting that we ll somehow stumble onto the right path is all you can do Sigh Meanwhile there s renewed interest in the script From an unexpected source I m meeting with this new interest this Friday to see what their vision for it is I hesitate to say more than that until I know what they re thinking though It could be great or simply awful or something in between Stay tuned NAME bless you my friend NAME Hi NAME I ve now finished all my lectures and am just onto the last slog of final exams NAME Still it will be so nice to finish this undergraduate degree and find out where my life is going after that I think I might have told you that I have applied for a NUM digital mapping NAME remaining in NAME to do that Well a couple of weeks ago it was nt very nice because I heard that the funding dissappeared due to a huge funds cut in the geological survey Not good So presently I am trying to find a company probably an oil company who would like to make me very happy by giving me pound NUM NUM We will see what happens I really should be praying about it more than I am I now do want to stay in NAME more than ever as things between NAME and I are going quite well and I am keen to pursue this relationship I m not sure what is going to happen in fact I do nt have a clue but we will see NAME knows and I guess I have to trust that he has the best in mind for me and perhaps he will show me what to do I think what is more likely is that I will somehow stumble onto the right path in a round about way generally knocking myself around a bit but I ll get there in the end I hope things are going well with you What is occupying your time now Take care and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Thanks for the report on all your doings The NUM thing sounds very interesting but then so does NAME It will be very interesting to see what happens there Glad to hear you re still puzzling things through with NAME too Same here with NAME We ve been together the better part of a year now so now we re beginning to ask the tough questions Some days we seem very compatable others not It s hard to know when emotions of attachment get in the way As you say giving it to NAME and trusting that we ll somehow stumble onto the right path is all you can do Sigh Meanwhile there s renewed interest in the script From an unexpected source I m meeting with this new interest this Friday to see what their vision for it is I hesitate to say more than that until I know what they re thinking though It could be great or simply awful or something in between Stay tuned NAME bless you my friend NAME Hi NAME I ve now finished all my lectures and am just onto the last slog of final exams NAME Still it will be so nice to finish this undergraduate degree and find out where my life is going after that I think I might have told you that I have applied for a NUM digital mapping NAME remaining in NAME to do that Well a couple of weeks ago it was nt very nice because I heard that the funding dissappeared due to a huge funds cut in the geological survey Not good So presently I am trying to find a company probably an oil company who would like to make me very happy by giving me pound NUM NUM We will see what happens I really should be praying about it more than I am I now do want to stay in NAME more than ever as things between NAME and I are going quite well and I am keen to pursue this relationship I m not sure what is going to happen in fact I do nt have a clue but we will see NAME knows and I guess I have to trust that he has the best in mind for me and perhaps he will show me what to do I think what is more likely is that I will somehow stumble onto the right path in a round about way generally knocking myself around a bit but I ll get there in the end I hope things are going well with you What is occupying your time now Take care and NAME NAME NAME Re NAME Thanks for your email we have not yet developed the projects for next year so I advise you to keep an eye on the department Web site in november when I expect that projects will go up Your ideas on mapping sound interesting although its not in genereal in an area where we are focussing at the moment By all means apply when we put the projects up In the meantime I suspect that you might contact NAME NAME at NAME if you interest is in remote sensing and perhaps NAME rothery at the Open University NAME we do have a position for an experimentalist here to run lab experiments if this interest you copuld you send me a cv NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL NAME NAME wrote Dear Prof NAME Please allow me to introduce myself My name is NAME NAME and I have just graduated from the University of NAME with first class honours in Geology I am currently undertaking a MSc in Geographical Information Management at NAME University I had planned to start a PhD project in NAME in October NUM until that fell through due to NAME funding problems For about NUM months I tried to find alternative external sponsorship from many sources but in the end my search proved unfortunately fruitless The project I had hoped to embark upon was to look at the integration of new hardware and software in the field of NAME particularly tools like NAME and NAME and the application of such digital mapping techniques to a geological problem The intrusion architecture of the Whin Sill I am still very keen to further pursue my education to NAME level and this is the purpose of writing to you I was wondering if you or another member of your department might consider putting in a PhD proposal in my general field of interest During my undergraduate mapping project which involved the mapping and basic study of a small chain of NUM year old rhyolitic lava domes in NAME NAME I was struck by the outdatedness of the traditional pen and paper mapping methods taught in geology I was looking in some detail at the textural heterogeneities in the lavas and their relation to the emplacement of the domes As I climbed about on the glassy blocky surface of the lava I soon came to realise that the methods that we had been taught would not easily apply to this situation where one textural facies would grade into the next with much intermixing There were few sharp boundaries and I soon found myself with a ridiculous number of facies for domes that had at most NUM chemically distinct lavas What I concluded was that the production of a database containing the percentage and size of vesicles size of phenocrysts and other measurable features at various localities across the domes then forming a computercreated map or maps with gradational boundaries would have made far more sense and would have produced a project that would have had a firmer base in reality and did not result in the construction of so many artificial boundaries as mine had done This led to my wanting to advance the application of the new technology being developed to geological situations and hence to my desire to undertake a PhD in this area I suppose my ideal PhD would involve the study of recent or present day volcanic areas with the most up to date technologies available Perhaps the combination of satellite imagery or other remotely sensed data firmly correlated with good field work would produce a useful and interesting project As I mentioned above I became interested in the idea of a better way of mapping when I was on my undergraduate mapping project What came to my mind there was a very much landbased NAME geological survey with digital equipment and a new form of continuum based description suitable for the rhyolitic lavas that I was examining Since then I have started to consider remote sensing as a very useful tool and am undertaking the masters in Geographical Information Management to discover more about such techniques I am interested in volcanology not so much because of a huge amount of previous detailed study in my first degree but rather by the fact that volcanoes are so visibly dynamic unlike so much of geology potentially life threatening and as a result a better understanding of these features could have lifesaving potential for some people who live in the shadow of these mountains As a natural conclusion of these NUM interests a PhD combining both remote sensing and also recent volcanism might be ideal I have had a few ideas about possible PhD projects which could be very useful and interesting NUM idea as set out above based largely on the problems encountered with my undergraduate mapping project is to develop a more informative way of mapping lava flows combining remotely sensed data with hard geological data comparing the NUM sets to see if a more accurate and much faster way of mapping can be determined The second idea would be to try to build up as accurate a picture of a recently active volcano or volcanoes as possible with the result perhaps leading to better overall understanding of volcanic systems and hence better hazard prediction and prevention What I might suggest would be to build a threedimensional model on the computer of course of a volcano through time It would be a good idea to find a volcano with a lot of data on it collected over a period of time of quiescence leading up to and through an eruption NAME gas emissions ground movement seismicity temperature surveys water table levels and other measurable features would be placed in NUM dimensions on the model Once this was done it might be possible to get a clearer picture of what is happening in relation to preexisting lines of weakness lithological or textural variations within the volcanic system I do nt know if something like this has been done before but even if it has it might be good to build up such time event images of other volcanoes in order to make some comparison between them This would be important because in my limited understanding it seems rational to me to assume that volcanoes are all quite different But to find some underlying sequence that might precede eruption in many volcanoes perhaps in a similar setting to each other this could be very significant If an idea like these is interesting then perhaps you might consider making a proposal of a PhD in this area in the coming year Thanks again for your time NAME NAME My name is NAME NAME and I have just graduated from the University of NAME with first class honours in Geology I am currently undertaking a MSc in Geographical Information Management at NAME University For about NUM months I tried to find alternative external sponsorship from many sources but in the end my search proved unfortunately fruitless I was wondering if you or another member of your department might consider putting in a PhD proposal in my general field of interest I was looking in some detail at the textural heterogeneities in the lavas and their relation to the emplacement of the domes As I climbed about on the glassy blocky surface of the lava I soon came to realise that the methods that we had been taught would not easily apply to this situation where one textural facies would grade into the next with much intermixing There were few sharp boundaries and I soon found myself with a ridiculous number of facies for domes that had at most NUM chemically distinct lavas CHAR p o p NUM NUM CHAR classMsoNormal style TEXTALIGN justify SPAN style FONTFAMILY Garamond nbsp NUM SPAN style FONTFAMILY Garamond What I concluded was that the production of a database containing the percentage and size of vesicles size of phenocrysts and other measurable features at various localities across the domes NUM then forming a computercreated map or maps with gradational boundaries would have made far more sense and would have produced a project that would have had a firmer base in reality and did not result in the construction of so many artificial boundaries as mine had done This led to my wanting to advance the application of the new technology being developed to geological situations and hence to my desire to undertake a PhD in this area CHAR p o p NUM NUM CHAR classMsoNormal style TEXTALIGN justify SPAN style FONTFAMILY Garamond nbsp NUM SPAN style FONTFAMILY Garamond I suppose my ideal NUM NAME would involve the study of recent or present day volcanic areas with the most up to date technologies available Perhaps the combination of satellite imagery or other remotely sensed data firmly correlated with good field work would produce a useful and interesting SPAN stylemsospacerun yes nbsp SPANproject CHAR p o p NUM NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspAs I mentioned above I became interested in the idea of a better NUM way of mapping when I was on my undergraduate mapping project SPAN stylemsospacerun yes nbsp SPANWhat came to my mind there was a very much landbased NAME geological survey with digital equipment and a new form of continuum based NUM description suitable for the rhyolitic lavas that I was examining Since then I have started to consider remote sensing as a very useful tool and am undertaking the masters in Geographical Information Management to discover more about such techniques NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspI am interested in volcanology not so much because of a huge amount of previous detailed study in my first degree but rather by the fact thatnbspvolcanoes are so visibly dynamic unlike so much of geology SPAN stylemsospacerun yes nbsp SPANpotentially life threatening and as a result a better understanding of these features could have lifesaving potential for some people who live in the shadow of these mountains NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspAs a natural conclusion of these NUM interests a PhD combining both remote sensing and also recent volcanism might be ideal I have had a few ideas about possible PhD projects which could be very useful and interesting NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspOne idea as set out above based largely on the problems encountered with my undergraduate mapping project is to develop a more informative way of mapping lava flows NUM combining remotely sensed data with hard geological data comparing the NUM sets to see if a more accurate and much faster way of mapping can be determined NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspThe second idea would be to try to build up as accurate a picture of a recently active volcano or volcanoes as possible with the result perhaps leading to better overall understanding of volcanic systems and hence better hazard prediction and prevention NUM CHAR classMsoNormalnbspWhat I might suggest would be to build a threedimensional model on the computer of course of a volcano Ithrough time I It would be a good idea to find a volcano with a lot of data on it collected over a period of time of quiescence leading up to and through an eruption NAME gas emissions ground movement seismicity temperature surveys water tablenbsplevels and other measurable features would be placed in NUM dimensions on 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on your part to do so I am not going to email NAME because I have met him all of oo twice and I think I would embarrass myself I am still temping and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle something will come around I saw NAME and NAME last week and very nice it was too how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time O well I have the cat CHAR suppose I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states it sounds amazing am also CHAR jealous about that hope all s well with you muc hlove and to NAME NAME xx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Re dear NAME my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning sorry NAME told me about your MA I am so pleased for you I can totally see you doing that and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile I have never heard of cranfield what s it like and where exactly 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NAME Perhaps they are just being nice Well I ll go now but I am thinking of you all lots NAME Hi NAME NEW YEARS NUM How would you like to come down to my house in NAME for new years I propose NUM nights instead of the normal one as for people who live furthur away it would be better and furthur more we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time So NUM days before new year NAME leaving new years day Or the otherway around When you reply can you relpy to all NAME REPLY ALL NAME SMILEY so everyone can see what people are thinking Say NUM if you want to come NUM if you can come NUM when is best for you In terms of room if needs be I think we can invade NAME s house for some beds NAME this sounds ok to you Remember Breakfasts are our specialty NAME French toast NAME syrup NAME You are all great NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Re that s so cool that you are going to be best man wow what is NAME doing in NAME I am glad NAME seems a bit happier CHAR hate school and greatly sympathise with him CHAR used to count down the days till I could leave I am temping this time at the nationalgrid do not blame me for power failures these jokes have already been made by everyone the world is simple and dull but the people are nice and maybe I will get something else soonb the parents are more worried than me I know that NAME has the right job for moi so I m happy just carrying ont ill then am quite busy with churhstuff tho CHAR miss claypayth ca nt believe NAME s leaving shame am at work must dash love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME thanks for your email NAME is settled in in NAME and NAME is in NAME doing a cartography course so they are some distance apart Still they re ENGAGED NAME really honoured me by asking me to be his best man so that will be great I am looking forward to it already NAME is in a little village called silsoe which is about km south of NAME and an hour away from NAME I m still commuting but may go live there I do nt know Had my first day of lectures today NUM hours back to back Killer Still it was really interesting School is a little better for NAME He has nt cried yet this year before school so I guess that is good Still kids are annoyingly immature beasts most of the time and I think they should bring the strap back to school now that I m gone I hear that you are temping on and off How is that going I am so pleased to be having something to do again It is a great thing NAME is good to me Keep well and in touch Can you come at New years NAME dear NAME my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning sorry NAME told me about your MA I am so pleased for you I can totally see you doing that and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile I have never heard of cranfield what s it like and where exactly is it it is really good to see NAME blessing you and how your faithfulness has been rewarded I hope NAME is well and that the engaged couple are happy happy happy how is NAME doing at school these days is it easier this year for him I hope so ok I should go lots of love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Date Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hey NAME these tywo emails got sent back to me I ll try again NAME NAME All Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you I know I ve told some people but ca nt really remember who as these last few weeks have been quite crazy I am doing a masters course at NAME University in NAME in Geographical information management which is basically mapping with computers and satellites so it is pretty good fun or should be when lectures start on Monday It is a NUM year course and quite intensive but very applied so that suits me just fine The people on the course sound really nice and there is NUM Christian who I have already identified So that is good The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days but the material looks very interesting so that is ok I at this time do not have accommodation sorted out and so am commuting in to NAME about an hour away I have found another girl who is doing the same from NAME and so will probably carpool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out Amazingly enough NAME provided the funds about pound NUM for me to be able to afford this course which otherwise I could nt have done I have full funding from the university which according to the finance lady who processed my form today is practically unheard of NAME old NAME Am I incredibly blessed or what And this after only applying NUM or NUM weeks ago The only bad side of this course is being so far away from NAME and more specifically NAME I do nt like being so far from her but I guess this will be good for us I do nt know why but everyone says that it will NAME Perhaps they are just being nice Well I ll go now but I am thinking of you all lots NAME Hi NAME NEW YEARS NUM How would you like to come down to my house in NAME for new years I propose NUM nights instead of the normal one as for people who live furthur away it would be better and furthur more we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time So NUM days before new year NAME leaving new years day Or the otherway around When you reply can you relpy to all NAME REPLY ALL NAME SMILEY so everyone can see what people are thinking Say NUM if you want to come NUM if you can come NUM when is best for you In terms of room if needs be I think we can invade NAME s house for some beds NAME this sounds ok to you Remember Breakfasts are our specialty NAME French toast NAME syrup NAME You are all great NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re NAME and NAME NAME So this guy is defending traditional geology against youngearthism Well I do nt see any problem with his arguments although I would question how much NAME literature he s actually read because he skirts over a discussion of any details However he makes the point that if one holds the view that the present is the key to the past then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years And it would appear that this is indeed so although it is of course an unscientific view in the literal sense because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands millions of years ago Well you might say that we can observe it because we can study the rocks that date from that era but that is clearly a circular argument Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth as I do nt see a particularly convicing argument either way but I would like to make a couple of amateurish points presumably NAME must have started everything off at some point and since we do nt really know what state he started it off in I do nt see how we can make valid assumptions about for instance how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with necessary for radiometric dating the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin It shows gaps between species and hardly any transitional forms for example there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primatehuman discovered in the fossil record This suggest that if evolution did happen things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution because by definition things ca nt happen quickly I only make these NUM points because they relate to the geological record and the age of the earth there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory but that is for another day NAME Re The point the guy was making as far as I could see was not about evolution but rather the age of the Earth True but the NUM are surely related If the theory of evolution so central to Geological studies does not fit with the fossil record then this will probably affect age of the Earth theories Secondly just because assumptions are made this does nt necessarily mean that they are wrong But I am not arguing that the assumptions are wrong just that they MAYBE wrong With regards to radiometric dating assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay and when not trapped in rocks are very easily lost I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work How can I say this If you use different techniques ie different isotope ratios you will still arrive at roughly the same age within the bounds of error for each technique Usually within a few millions of years I agree that there are some good reasons to suppose that radiometric dating may give us clues about the age of rocks but do nt forget that it is still founded on unprovable assumptions and thus for a scientist must be held to in a necessarily hypothetical manner True it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago and NAME The present is the key to the past really does nt apply to the formation of the Earth Without NAME all assumptions about natural earth formation are vague and sketchy at best and completely misguided at worst Science does not have all the answers but the same can be said about the bible NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation and I love doing that Agreed NAME Re NAME NAME Sorry I have nt been in touch it s just been the usual start of term faffing period I ve been having a reasonably exciting term with lots of rowing and some racing and stuff It s also quite nice only having NUM modules to work on It was lovely and sunny this morning after the snow last night and the river looked really pretty I went sculling with NAME NAME and we were the only people on the river This was a good thing since I have nt really got the hang of steering yet It took me about NUM times to get onto the landing stage which had NAME doubled up laughing but I managed to get out all on my own It s all very exciting although not for all the people who I subject to my enthusing I went to the termly afternoon tea at the NAME yesterday Say what you like but I enjoy them and I like NAME He is cool NAME is so funny and I think I might have been a little sarcastic yesterday but it s so hard to resist I sat next to a first year guy also called NAME there are NUM of them who spent all afternoon insulting me Either that or flirting its so hard to tell Oh dear Speaking of flirting I m trying so hard not to develop a crush on one of the guys I know right now I m trying to tell myself no NAME CHAR there s no point he wo nt like you CHAR The last thing you need is a distraction right now and CHAR you barely know him and do nt have much of a chance to get to know him so GIVE UP Please email back soon sending messages of sanity and tell me how to stop turning into a NUM year old He walked into dinner the other day and my friends at the table had to ask me why I was smiling inanely at my plate I ve only spoken to him properly NUM times Help I have nt told anyone here apart from NAME NAME of course you ve got to do something for her to mother you about at least once a week but I guess it s safe to tell you all those millions of miles away Life is good at the moment I ve only recently started to get back on track with NAME since the disaster that was last year but I finally feel like I ve got a reason to live again and am looking forward to learning a lot this term I went to NAME church yesterday which If you can ignore people being overly emotional was really good especially the teaching which surprised me I still have nt really settled into a church yet though I ve got plenty of time still because did I tell you this I m applying for a masters here in Engineering Geology I ve got a whole NUM year plan which NAME is of course free to disrupt at will but it s good for me to have something to work for personally Next year will be spent getting this MSc which may or may not lead to a career in Engineering After that I ll take a year off and spend some of it working and some of it hopefully and NAME willing in NAME with the volcano observatory doing a project for them in geodesy If I like that then there s a PhD at NAME under NAME NAME Disaster NAME who incidentally was one of NAME NAME s students that I would really like to get about the hazards and predictions of basaltic volcanism And by then I ll be NUM and feel like I need a proper job The idea of ever being NUM is a frightening one How are your plans for the future going Do write soon if you have time I m off to read about the NAME NAME NAME mapping of lava flows NAME Re Dear all NAME wrote Even though the NAME does nt have all the answers it has all the answers we need and 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reply saying if this sound ok or not to you and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise Keep smiling NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re No NAME but I think she ll probably still check EMAIL NAME Hi NAME Do you have NAME s new email address NAME Re Not sure how the weekend is going to pan out yet NAME My parents are coming on Saturday but I m sure we ll be able to meet up at some point Keep your lines of communication open CHAR Hey NAME NAME and NAME I m going to be in NAME this weekend Do you guys and NAME too if she is free NAME want to meet up some time Where When Keep well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re I can do Sunday lunch if the house votes along those lines CHAR well you could all come to my house on NAME for lunch if you like and I ll cook something mainly because NAME ca nt ever remember me cooking or we could meet somewhere and go out for Sunday 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the time and is fine when the water can be chanelled but when there is no channel it can kindof spray around making a mess Or something like that NAME said that NAME was the same ie that she thought about things a lot as well Is that true Yes she tends to live in a thoughts world that NUM really ever knows about if you see what I mean I want to get away from the whole termsystem and get into the life that so many people are dying to get out of Why is that Deep questions NAME deep questions Oh I miss her quite a lot I m actually quite envious of you that you have a girlfriend like NAME I often wish that I felt that way about someone I hear what you re saying about the closeness thing though I guess there s not a lot you can do about that right now I miss you as well and having a good solid male friend to go and talk to at anytime I miss you too Do you remember me coming and banging on your door at NUM in the morning once I think I do remember something about that now that you mention it And on top of the hill that night How could I ever forget that You have been such a good friend to me Thanks SMILEY I had a great time round at your house tonight the fireworks were truly spectacular as was the food And I got a new highscore on digger On a more serious note I was chatting to your mum and mentioned that we were planning to go up to NAME in your car with NAME She said that she was nt too happy about you driving when you might be tired after having stayed up late in NAME and that she would rather that we got the train What do you think Speak soon NAME Re That sounds great NAME thanks CHAR Hi NAME Do you want to come over to my house next friday for supper when NAME is going to be there My parents told me to invite you How good of them Oh and I want you to come too I was talking to them last night and they were like so do you want to invite NAME over next friday I think they like you I m sure NAME likes you too Talk to you sometime NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Hi NAME Why do nt you come over Saturday afternoon evening Say around NUM NUM I live on NAME Road just off NAME Road about meters beyond NAME Later NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME I had nt planned to come to NAME this weekend but Just wondering if you would be free tomorrow at all I would really like to see you and discuss a NAME project that I am about to start working on Are you free Do you have VB on your machine Should I come over to your room or would you want to come over to my house I hope you are free NAME is gonna be in NAME this weekend and so I ll probably see her as well I had a really good time last night at a CU social meal It was so much fun We were at a friend s house from the CU who lives with his girlfriend I do nt really know what I think about that I do nt like it I think Anyway I ll talk to you later NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re So I did It was great to see NAME Take care NAME dear NAME I understand you had an encounter with a member of my family yesterday my apologies NAME xx Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here So I did It was great to see NAME Take care NAME dear NAME I understand you had an encounter with a member of my family yesterday my apologies NAME xx Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME Click Here Re I have got NAME but we ll probably find that just sketching stuff on paper is sufficient See you tomorrow NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME I ll do that Do you have NAME I ll attach the assignment here as well just so you know what it is I m doing Speak later NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Also which house number SMILEY NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Sorry to hear about the NAME NAME But LOOK OUT WORLD HERE COMES NAME FAREWELL Anyway I ll let you know about tomorrow soon CHAR NAME NAME wrote NAME we can meet up tomorrow sometime tell me when you know you ar free NAME Re My exams are on the Tuesday and Wednesday Wed night is just about doable but Thurs would be better I think Hope you re having fun NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME It was good to see you today Sorry I had to rush out Birthday meal sometime in the start of the week of the st Probably tuesday or wednesday but we will see NAME Re Hey NAME NAME to hear from you again so soon I m so happy to hear about NAME yes I agree with you it is a lot of fun and totally amazing and yes it can get pretty complicated sometimes when I ve got more time to write I ll tell you about my complications Your project sounds really cool no wonder you want to stay in NAME for a while Yeah NUM more years of undergrad kinda stink expecially when I cna t do normal undergrad things regularly but that s what it takes for me to do what I m trying to do My roomies and I are about to head up to the ski centre to do a time trial We ve got another one on Sunday and then next weekend are the NAME univeristy championships I m pretty worn out right now so I do nt have any idea how I m going NAME CHAR Oh well we ll see The field hockey sounds cool my best friend plays field hockey so I have a pretty good idea of how tough it can be It tak es a lot fo skill to control that ball on those crazy sticks but it ll come Anyway take it easy good to hear form you again NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Re Hi NAME I am fine really bit of a shock but then at least I was planning to leave anyway I had a second round interview for the job in NAME on Monday so I will hear about it at the end of the week I hope What are you up to at the moment then I hope you are enjoying your break Love NAME From NAME NAME To EMAIL NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hey friend just back from NAME hope things are ok thinking of you NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Hi NAME Thanks for your email sorry it has taken me a while to reply As you will gather I am not great at hte communication thing either as I have nt written to you all term Glad to hear you are well and stuff with NAME is going well too I am ok still no job but it should nt be long now I have joined a few agencies but they are so slow at getting back to you But now I have started phoning them up and hassling them so hopefully they will get so sick of me that they will get me a job just to shut me up I am quite enjoying not working though lots of time to read and think My latest thought is that I might do an MA next year probably here at NAME and live at home I do nt know if their courses are full but it is worth a shot I think Its difficult as I want to get into political research but unless you have political party experience or research experience it is impossible Although I do nt know what NAME will think about this idea We are talking now and on reasonably friendly terms something I thought impossible at the beginning of the year I think that things are looking up in terms of reconciliation of some sort However there is no way that I am ready for anything like that yet I have just made some big shifts in priorities moved away etc and I ca nt just go back on all that yet But it is not looking totally hopeless which is good I am getting involved in a few things down here I have joined the NAME Philharmonic Choir and we had our concert last week in NAME Cathedral We did a mass by NAME and one by NAME which was incredibly difficult but amazing I am also hoping to join the NAME Symphony Orchestra although I have nt played my oboe for years so it may need a bit of work I have also got involved in a good church in NAME which has been a help I am quite enjoying living at home which is something I never thought I would say It has its moments of frustration but on the whole it is good And I have just been insured on mum s car which is a great help as it gives me more freedom NAME is lovely and sunny at the moment and I even managed shorts and tshirt the other day bit of a contrast from NAME Have you heard anything about your phD plans yet I hope you have a lovely NAME Lots of love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Date NAME NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME I just thought that I would write you a quick email to see how things are going with you Have you managed to get a job yet How are things between you and NAME I ve seen him around college a bit over the last term and am a bit worried for him I know it must seem that people worry about him more than you but I guess that is because you appear more strong I do nt really know how you are doing though as I have nt talked to anyone including you for ages I do hope you are ok You were such a huge support to me in first year I loved coming over to your house and I do care about you now still even if I do nt show it much This last term has been a lot of fun and very hectic at the same time Things with NAME are going well altough I miss her quite a lot Not good I do nt know what will happen between us but I guess we are just trusting that NAME has a plan and that he will reveal it to us at the right time NAME now I m enjoying it and thanking NAME for this gracious and very wonderful gift Work is coming to an end now I ve finished all my lectures and practicals and so now its just exams I think I will start my exam preparations now Here I go Lots of love and a big hug NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Re NAME cheers for this Your candour is as always greatly appreciated It was very useful reading this and I ll let you know all about how the meeting went today when CHAR see you Are you okay to meet Tuesday for lunch I should be in college from NUM ish to ish but I ca nt get COllege seconds til pm Is that a good time for you Or we can meet and have something to eat at the science site if that s easier I ll make a packed lunch Hope you re well see you tomorrow I hope NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote BIBLE STUDY LEADERS FEEDBACK Choosing Leaders and Groups NUM Did you expect to be asked to lead a NAME Study Were you pleased Did you feel prepared Yes Yes Sort of yes NUM Is there anything we could have done to help you feel more prepared No The CU training days are good if you go to them I m very bad and do nt If people want more info tell them to go to the training things both in the weeks and before each topic Also it helps if the leaders actually know about the book before they start NAME have read a commentary and the whole book Though I understand this takes time and I do nt do it enough Sorry NUM How did you feel about the choice of the other NAME specifically your coleader CHAR Last year NAME and NAME absolutely shocking This is my own opinionbut A few people were asked to lead who s knowledge of the bible and lifestyle should have flagged them up as not leaders We must be careful not to just give these very important positions to anyone Have bigger groups if nessesary Do nt give these things to just everyone Perhaps I m too judgemental I know I am but I really feel that leaders should be able to perform some of the pastoral duties that are so lacking in the Church and CU When you do nt respect the leaders this is very hard to do NUM Were you pleased with the distribution of people into groups especially Freshers NAME NUM Do you feel there was anything we could have done to improve the choosing of NAME and the distribution of people into groups See above It might be nice to keep the groups roughly the same over the NUM years if hard with leaders changing but it really would help with the support If you know the people already then you will not have to spend the first term and a half of every yearbeing shy and only answering shallowly NAME and NAME NUM Once the NAME Studies were set up we mostly left you to your own devices Did you like this or would you have appreciated more support I liked it but that s because a CHAR arrogant and independant NUM Would you like to have met more often as a group of leaders or do you have enough meetings already No Enough meetings NUM Do you go to the NAME training on Thursday lunchtimes How useful is it No NUM How much do you use the NAME NAME Not at all A little mostly for the passage and structure Yes usually We use most of the questions with minor revision We follow the sheets exactly NUM Do you meet up with your coleaders before Monday No NUM Do you prepare for the NAME Study in any other way Yes on my own using commentaries NAME speaks today is usually pretty good as well as it deals with applications and not so much deep theology Format and Style NUM How important to you is building up relationships within the group Do you think it is more important to concentrate on studying the NAME Have you done anything specific to encourage people to get to know each other Very Equally important to study bible the NUM should go hand in hand A closer and better knowledge of NAME will lead to closer and better relationships within the grpoup an CU as a whole What is important is if we actually take what the bible says AND DO IT So often we ll look at a passage and give the right answers but then go away without acting on it WHY Grrrr NUM How well do you think your group has bonded and grown How much or little did the NAME content and or your leadership have anything to do with this How well have you personally got to know the people in your group Pretty well Not as good as last year yet but there is time Not trying to be arrogant again but if I m honest the reason I wnated to lead again is that the leaders do matter Of course they influence how the group bonds If you have a leader who dominates the discussion and who champions unbiblical phillosophies you will not have a greatly bonded group unless that s what peopel want To get the groups to NAME better encourage people to come to this more than the CU meeting as a whole Here is teaching and training and support When you have drifters too then we have the whole openness problem coming back Particularly if the drifters are BIG SEEN people in the CU Encourage regular attendance Very important NUM How large is your group Is this too large too small What are the advantages and disadvantages of having a group this large small around NUM people good size but could be bigger see rant above NUM Apart from the NAME NAME itself have you done anything else in your groups eg pray Every week prayer very important part of bible study NUM Would you change anything about the format of your Bible Study in particular or the groups in general Would you do anything differently if you were to do it again encourage peoeple to come every week get people to read passage and commentary before hand so that the discussion goes beyond the basic The Future NUM Do you have any other comments or advice for future NAME NAME Leaders and for NAME and NAME See above NUM Do you have any specific ideas or general comments about how the NAME NAME content might be improved See above NUM What qualities characteristics should NAME and NAME be looking for when they choose new NAME Study Leaders in the summer Look for the qualities the bible suggests for leaders not new converts not taken to too much wine etc good knowledge NUM What is are the purpose CHAR of the NAME Studies and do you think these have been achieved Have you fulfilled your own aims for the year To learn more about NAME To apply this to our lives To encourage and support each other in our walks with NAME and everyday life too To pray about issues which concern us and out from this friendships will naturally form but that s not the main thing VISION Thank you for your comments and advice they are much appreciated NAME and NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re Hey again NAME try these for starters EMAIL NAME just in the off chance that I ever use the program what are your names so that I can find you or how do you know how to find people NAME Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Why are nt you online NAME CHAR EMAIL Do You NAME Get your NAME address at WEBSITE Re Hi NAME good to hear from you I ve been travelling around again visiting NAME in NAME lovely although I managed to make a loaf of bread in their breadmaker that rose so much that it pushed to lid off oops I m now trying to find a job to and not being naturally NAME idle it is kind of frustrating Oh well I ll persevere Windy wet and horrible here I m trying to plan bits for the summer too We ll see how it goes Need to find a car and stuff like that also book passage on a ferry Fun and expensive Keep smiling NAME Hi NAME good to hear from you I ve been travelling around again visiting NAME in NAME lovely although I managed to make a loaf of bread in their breadmaker that rose so much that it pushed to lid off oops I m now trying to find a job to and not being naturally NAME idle it is kind of frustrating Oh well I ll persevere Windy wet and horrible here I m trying to plan bits for the summer too We ll see how it goes Need to find a car and stuff like that also book passage on a ferry Fun and expensive Keep smiling NAME Re NAME darling I have no answers what has happened to you SMILEY Did NAME come to visit you in NAME Hope you had fun Did your family like her and did she like them Hope you re having a good holiday I m missing everyone but otherwise quite enjoying being unemployed still I ve been doing revision and helping my parents in the garden and staying in bed til late etc A proper holiday Especially this wonderful wonderful weather CHAR love sunshine Have fun NAME love NAME CHAR because I do nt have free calls NAME NAME I ve had the most wonderful few days with NAME Oh dear what has happened to me Love NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME Yeah NAME was here for about NUM days which was really very much fun My family did like her I believe and now NAME is a little bit less scared of my parents Both good things me thinks The weather is indeed brilliant I washed and hung NUM loads of washing today NAME NAME NAME darling I have no answers what has happened to you SMILEY Did NAME come to visit you in NAME Hope you had fun Did your family like her and did she like them Hope you re having a good holiday I m missing everyone but otherwise quite enjoying being unemployed still I ve been doing revision and helping my parents in the garden and staying in bed til late etc A proper holiday Especially this wonderful wonderful weather CHAR love sunshine Have fun NAME love NAME CHAR because I do nt have free calls NAME NAME I ve had the most wonderful few days with NAME Oh dear what has happened to me Love NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re We sort of did I think I was nt sure if we could organise it in time but if you think you can get the band it would be great Speak to you soon NAME x Have we discussed possibly having a ceilgh for the party NAME Re NAME I say go for it Are you up for asking NAME whatisname at church on Sunday I m away this weekend on the NAME bonding thingy but will see you Sunday evening monday Have a great week speak to you soon love NAME x NAME Ask NAME and see what she thinks sounds great to me Hi NAME We could ask the band from NAME because they do that sort of thing I know and I think actually it would be easier to organise than icecream and games I ve just been thinking that as fun as games are with a changing number of people as often happens at parties that this kind of thing would be more fun and we would nt really have to organise people or plan games and we could invite a lot of people and still have ice cream You know it was NAME s bday last week perhaps she would like to join us for a big party I do nt know but it could be really good fun NAME always are except I ca nt spell them I still am waiting for a positive responce for funding for my PhD Keep smiling Lots of love NAME We sort of did I think I was nt sure if we could organise it in time but if you think you can get the band it would be great Speak to you soon NAME x Have we discussed possibly having a ceilgh for the party NAME Re Hey NAME it was nice to see you however briefly and it s NAME for about the hundreth time SMILEY assuming we re talking italian greeting and not chinese food ca nt stop speak soon NAME CHAR NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for letting me sleep in your flat sorry I did nt get to see more of you Yesterday I was running around college seeing people for about NUM minutes each Very short but masters call NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re sorry to hear that NAME glad you found out quickly tho Good luck with the job hunt sure I ll speak to you soon SMILEY NAME x Hello all Just to let you know that I did nt get the PhD that I was going for in NAME I am ok with this as NAME does know best In a way it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo nt be doing the project I can now move on and try to find work Thanks for all your support and prayers NAME Re Ca nt really help but NAME did say she heard a show about the new digital mapping of the NAME recently so obviously it is a hot topic You still have time perhaps even lots Do the dissertation first Keep smiling Dad NAME NAME NAME Contact Details NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health NUM NUM University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME SR new email EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote uh NAME I talked to him for about half an hour an concluded by chopping that off my list of jobs I m now down to a PhD and I m not really excited by that at the moment NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re This seems like useful input NAME the meeting goes well NAME NAME NAME Contact Details NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health NUM NUM University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME SR new email EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote brilliant Thanks Dad Hopefully I m meeting with a guy called NAME NAME today to talk about graphic design He s a cranmerite I m finding them very useful and interesting this year and used to work for the biggest NAME companies Should be interesting NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re I think we can find you a bike here and if you leave yours in NAME then we can use the roof rack which gives us a few more options re the number of people travelling etc when bringing you back So unless there is a compelling reason I would hope you could leave it there in a protected shed during the NAME vacation Dad On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Actually I was going to bring home my bike But I suppose NAME use the one which I broke up here in NAME What do you think I should do NAME Re I have some info on flights Off to NAME now check more tomorrrow NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re NAME nad NAME Are they a couple NAME CHAR farewellian NUM congratulations on acquiring a sister in law it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so I am not going to email NAME because I have met him all of oo twice and I think I would embarrass myself I am still temping and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle something will come around I saw NAME and NAME last week and very nice it was too how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time O well I have the cat CHAR suppose I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states it sounds amazing am also CHAR jealous about that hope all s well with you muc hlove and to NAME NAME xx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME nad NAME Are they a couple NAME CHAR farewellian NUM congratulations on acquiring a sister in law it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so I am not going to email NAME because I have met him all of oo twice and I think I would embarrass myself I am still temping and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle something will come around I saw NAME and NAME last week and very nice it was too how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time O well I have the cat CHAR suppose I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states it sounds amazing am also CHAR jealous about that hope all s well with you muc hlove and to NAME NAME xx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re NAME NAME s funeral was yesterday It was a humanist funeral so a rather different experience This week is filling up rather fast but I will try to look into some more flights today Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Why are you going to NAME NAME NAME wrote I have some info on flights Off to NAME now check more tomorrrow NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re NAME I will give you details of the funeral at some other time NAME today is productive and you have a great weekend in NAME Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re An interesting thought NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I could also buy a cheap moterbike or car out in the states and make my own way across the continent That would be very very cool NAME NAME wrote NAME Flying from Heathrow on Sat NAME nd and returning to Heathrow on July th NAME NAME arrival NUM NUM pm NAME is about NUM pounds NUM pounds is the price of a charter flight NAME to NAME We will likely leave on July st What is your current thinking about coming back between or making an adventure of the intervening week or so Just thought it worth asking before I get into the more complicated flight inquiries Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re In this case interesting equals I m not sure we would be comfortable with that Just checked on charter flights etc I can get you to NAME and back from NAME for NUM pounds A flight from NAME to NAME would be NUM pounds We would then need to get you from NAME to NAME NAME and back up to NAME in some way via a separate booking Maybe a NUM way flight down and bus to NAME etc You could also not book the NAME NAME flight and explore other options for that as well There is perhaps a charter NUM way flight to NAME NAME but the company I phoned could not come up with anything Thoughts Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Do you really think so Would mom go for that NAME NAME wrote An interesting thought NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I could also buy a cheap moterbike or car out in the states and make my own way across the continent That would be very very cool NAME NAME wrote NAME Flying from Heathrow on Sat NAME nd and returning to Heathrow on July th NAME NAME arrival NUM NUM pm NAME is about NUM pounds NUM pounds is the price of a charter flight NAME to NAME We will likely leave on July st What is your current thinking about coming back between or making an adventure of the intervening week or so Just thought it worth asking before I get into the more complicated flight inquiries Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CHAR NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NUM St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Re Glad you are keeping calm Thanks for the list On the st I have a meeting in NAME in the morning I will then go home and drive up to NAME so I will not get there til late afternoon Therefore you will have a bit of time after your exam to organise your stuff see people briefly etc Talk to you tonight We have NAME Bird coming for supper but call whenever and we can call back as appropriate Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re Dear NAME I got the following message from you On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Here s my reply oh NAME rock on NAME told me to write that He also says chill hakuna matata no worries and nos miseri homines et egeni pro cibis quos nobis ad corporis subsidium benigne es largitus tibi deus omnipotens Hope you got all that NAME Re Eh On Tuesday NAME NUM NUM at NUM NUM AM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Do you mean Myst or Myst NUM NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Oh NAME I meant to tell you that I let NAME borrow myst NAME das is ok NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re Do you mean Myst or Myst NUM NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Oh NAME I meant to tell you that I let NAME borrow myst NAME das is ok NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re As it happens I ve been looking for some kind of recording software for my mac However no luck so far My initial conservative reaction would be that it takes quite a lot of work to do such a thing well however I particularly like the idea for posterity s sake It will be fun in NUM years time to dig out the old NAME player and listen to alternative Christmas carols as performed by the NAME NAME The First NAME Shearer NUM min pen NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME pa pum NAME s NAME CHAR NAME Town of NAME why do nt you have a cinema I ll have a think about this and get back to you NAME NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME Hello I am alive and well you will be pleased to hear I am missing NAME quite a lot and she is missing me even more which is not very good Other than that I was thinking that as we have been given a limit on amount of money to be spent this christmas what we NAME NAME and CHAR can do for people is make some NAME s of us playing music like Christmas carols or other pieces I do nt know what do you think Do you think that you NAME could download some multitrack multiband recording software for either the NAME or our comuper at home Hope you are both well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Dear NAME thanks for your email NAME is settled in in NAME and NAME is in NAME doing a cartography course so they are some distance apart Still they re ENGAGED NAME really honoured me by asking me to be his best man so that will be great I am looking forward to it already NAME is in a little village called silsoe which is about km south of NAME and an hour away from NAME I m still commuting but may go live there I do nt know Had my first day of lectures today NUM hours back to back Killer Still it was really interesting School is a little better for NAME He has nt cried yet this year before school so I guess that is good Still kids are annoyingly immature beasts most of the time and I think they should bring the strap back to school now that I m gone I hear that you are temping on and off How is that going I am so pleased to be having something to do again It is a great thing NAME is good to me Keep well and in touch Can you come at New years NAME dear NAME my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning sorry NAME told me about your MA I am so pleased for you I can totally see you doing that and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile I have never heard of cranfield what s it like and where exactly is it it is really good to see NAME blessing you and how your faithfulness has been rewarded I hope NAME is well and that the engaged couple are happy happy happy how is NAME doing at school these days is it easier this year for him I hope so ok I should go lots of love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Date Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hey NAME these tywo emails got sent back to me I ll try again NAME Hello All Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you I know I ve told some people but ca nt really remember who as these last few weeks have been quite crazy I am doing a masters course at NAME University in NAME in Geographical information management which is basically mapping with computers and satellites so it is pretty good fun or should be when lectures start on Monday It is a NUM year course and quite intensive but very applied so that suits me just fine The people on the course sound really nice and there is NUM Christian who I have already identified So that is good The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days but the material looks very interesting so that is ok I at this time do not have accommodation sorted out and so am commuting in to NAME about an hour away I have found another girl who is doing the same from NAME and so will probably carpool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out Amazingly enough NAME provided the funds about pound NUM for me to be able to afford this course which otherwise I could nt have done I have full funding from the university which according to the finance lady who processed my form today is practically unheard of NAME old NAME Am I incredibly blessed or what And this after only applying NUM or NUM weeks ago The only bad side of this course is being so far away from NAME and more specifically NAME I do nt like being so far from her but I guess this will be good for us I do nt know why but everyone says that it will NAME Perhaps they are just being nice Well I ll go now but I am thinking of you all lots NAME Hi NAME NEW YEARS NUM How would you like to come down to my house in NAME for new years I propose NUM nights instead of the normal one as for people who live furthur away it would be better and furthur more we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time So NUM days before new year NAME leaving new years day Or the otherway around When you reply can you relpy to 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this year before school so I guess that is good Still kids are annoyingly immature beasts most of the time and I think they should bring the strap back to school now that I m gone I hear that you are temping on and off How is that going I am so pleased to be having something to do again It is a great thing NAME is good to me Keep well and in touch Can you come at New years NAME dear NAME my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning sorry NAME told me about your MA I am so pleased for you I can totally see you doing that and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile I have never heard of cranfield what s it like and where exactly is it it is really good to see NAME blessing you and how your faithfulness has been rewarded I hope NAME is well and that the engaged couple are happy happy happy how is NAME doing at school these days is it easier this year for him I hope so ok I should go lots of love NAME xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Date Sat NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM 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Keep smiling NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Re So am NAME NAME when are you going back to college I m going on Sunday NAME Re Hi NAME Do nt mention it It s just a pity I missed you But never mind I m very pleased that you ve got a Masters to do I m going to Jazz Cafe this evening to meet my daughters Have a good day NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Thanks for not being angry at my sleeping on your bed You are a great friend to me Enjoy your term and go see NAME Be nice and talk to your kids NAME Re Hey NAME Thanks very much for getting NAME a present Did she like it I will go round to NAME s this evening with a cheque for pound NUM It was great to see you at the weekend Guess what I bought my camera yesterday I must say it was a bit surreal going into Jessops and just buying a camera in NUM minutes like that What do you want me to do with your camera magazine See you soon NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME La and I went and bought NAME NUM really great mugs in the style 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wrote Hello all Just to let you know that I did nt get the PhD that I was going for in NAME I am ok with this as NAME does know best In a way it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo nt be doing the project I can now move on and try to find work Thanks for all your support and prayers NAME Re th NAME th March nd April NUM June I hope you re keeping alright and enjoying the Christmas break What s the latest in NAME NAME Hey NAME How s things Just quickly I was wondering if you had the term dates for this year If so could you send them to me please Thanks NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re No decision tonight NAME man of shorter emails So is the trip on for sure thanks for your email NAME the man of brief emails Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re No you ve not offended me I ve just been away for most of the last couple of weeks and email 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then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise Keep smiling NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Certainly will bring you some cufflinks NAME and they will make you the focus of the party As for things yep things are nt too bad currently applying for next year s course NAME visited this weekend which was cool and the NUM of us met up with NAME NAME and hit the NAME social scene hard ish I ll bring the cufflinks you bring your hockey stick if you have it and I ll email NAME NAME and get a game fixed for the Saturday should be class We ll see if he lets us play or not To NAME s NAME Hi NAME I hope you are well and are enjoying the stressful life of changing your life future by doing a postgrad course I am working so hard here it makes what I did for my undergraduate look really easy I seem to spend all my day in front of a computer screen I was wondering if you could bring an extra pair of cufflinks for me to borrow for the evening when you come up to 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the time O well I have the cat CHAR suppose I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states it sounds amazing am also CHAR jealous about that hope all s well with you muc hlove and to NAME NAME xx NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here NAME I just did nt expect that Love NAME I saw NAME in NAME whence went CHAR to visit him and NAME came to stay avec moi chez NAME style in other words no From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME nad NAME Are they a couple NAME CHAR NAME NUM congratulations on acquiring a sister in law it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so I am not going to email NAME because I have met him all of oo twice and I think I would embarrass myself I am still temping and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle something will come around I saw NAME and NAME last week and very nice it was too how jealous I am that they get 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We ll see if he lets us play or not To NAME s NAME Hi NAME I hope you are well and are enjoying the stressful life of changing your life future by doing a postgrad course I am working so hard here it makes what I did for my undergraduate look really easy I seem to spend all my day in front of a computer screen I was wondering if you could bring an extra pair of cufflinks for me to borrow for the evening when you come up to NAME as I have managed to leave mine in NAME Also do you know any more about newyear now We can talk as a group about that this weekend Say hi to NAME from me Thanks NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME am in the bar See you there and stop checking your emails so promptly and go and do some work With love I NAME CHAR NAME wrote Thanks NAME What time are you and NAME expecting to get there on Friday NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME I ll also bring my spare stick and some spare shinnies NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME sounds fun but my stick is in NAME as are my shin pads do you have extra of those too NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Certainly will bring you some cufflinks NAME and they will make you the focus of the party As for things yep things are nt too bad currently applying for next year s course NAME visited this weekend which was cool and the NUM of us met up with NAME NAME and hit the NAME social scene hard ish I ll bring the cufflinks you bring your hockey stick if you have it and I ll email NAME NAME and get a game fixed for the Saturday should be class We ll see if he lets us play or not To NAME s NAME stressful postgrad what I did to spend pair of when you mine in We can Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Dear NAME Sorry to hear about the funding problems at NAME I am afraid that the NAME thermal imaging studentship has been filled I wish you luck in finding an alternative project Best wishes NAME NAME Dear Prof NAME I understand that this is rather late in the academic year to be approaching you with this question but due to some funding problems the PhD that I had hoped to undertake at the University of NAME fell through and so now I was wondering if there was any chance that your project Thermal imaging of active Volcanoes was lacking a student Because this is so late I tried to call you at your office earlier today but you were not in For a brief summary of myself NAME st Class NUM Geology NAME University NAME NAME NUM NAME Mapping of the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows I can of course provide you with a proper NAME if that is required I would be pleased to hear back from you regarding this subject Thanks NAME NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME CB AP NUM NUM NUM mailto NAME NAME NAME NAME and Geohazards Research Group Environmental Science Department Institute of Environmental and Natural Sciences NAME University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Dear NAME Sorry to hear about the funding problems at NAME I am afraid that the NAME thermal imaging studentship has been filled I wish you luck in finding an alternative project Best wishes NAME NAME Dear Prof NAME I understand that this is rather late in the academic year to be approaching you with this question but due to some funding problems the PhD that I had hoped to undertake at the University of NAME fell through and so now I was wondering if there was any chance that your project Thermal imaging of active Volcanoes was lacking a student Because this is so late I tried to call you at your office earlier today but you were not in For a brief summary of myself NAME st Class NUM Geology NAME University NAME NAME NUM NAME Mapping of the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows I can of course provide you with a proper NAME if that is required I would be pleased to hear back from you regarding this subject Thanks NAME NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL NAME NAME Volcanology and Geohazards Research Group Environmental Science Department Institute of Environmental and Natural Sciences NAME University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Hi NAME We have places but no funded places NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME NAME I understand that it is rather late to be asking this but Are there any funded places left on your NAME NAME course for NUM CHAR Brief summary of myself full NAME available if required NAME st Class NUM Geology NAME University NAME NAME NUM NAME Mapping of the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows Thanks for your time NAME NAME Re Dear NAME Afraid not there was a NUM July deadline on our NAME studentship and it has now been awarded Sincerely NAME Wadge Dear Prof NAME I realise that I have now missed the deadline of th July for the PhD Applications however I was wondering if there were still any chance of a funded PhD in the region of Water vapour field over Volcanoes The reason that I am approaching at such a late time is to do with funding problems for a PhD at NAME University that I was planning on doing As a brief summary of myself full NAME available if desired NAME st Class NUM Geology NAME University NAME NAME NUM NAME Mapping of the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows Thank you for your time NAME NAME NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL Prof NAME NAME Environmental Systems Science NAME NAME NAME Bldg University of NAME NAME NAME NAME UK NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM fax NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re Hey NAME It was amazingly good to hear from you I do miss seeing you around and having little chats How are you doing Did you make any progress on Monday with the whole job thing What are you looking for I ve found myself a job for the summer in a solicitor s office bu not until I had got really frustrated with NAME turned down everywhere I went and then asked NAME in desperation what on earth he had planned for me to do this summer The very next day this job turned up so I guess that was an answer It s admin not very exciting but the people are nice and I travel in with my Dad and sister so I get to see more of them which is great When does NAME go to CHAR NAME I ve forgotten which country Or is she already there I bet she ll have an amazing time I would love to go back to NAME but I think it ll have to wait for another year You asked how me and NAME manage Well by the grace of NAME pretty much You think you do a good job of holding your relationship together until NAME shows you that you totally depend on him and it s all the work of his hands That s what I had to relearn last term I do nt think we do manage to maintain a good level of intimacy over several weeks apart in fact after a few weeks conversations become really hard because NAME becomes this disembodied voice on the phone I have to keep reminding myself of what he s really like what it feels like to be with him what I love about him and that I do actually love him Sometimes I m just going on head knowledge really NAME my feelings kinda go in to hibernation That s when I have to trust NAME and reaffirm my decision to love NAME Do you know what I mean This weekend I m going to NAME to meet up with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME I m so excited NAME was supposed to be coming but she s got some kind of virus SMILEY Anyway I ought to go Hope you re well Much love NAME NAME Did you get my email I sent to your dunelm address Hi NAME How are things I have been madly running around the country visiting NAME in NUM places NAME and NAME and been on holiday with the third years in NAME I ve been having so much fun that I did nt realise how tired I am and this morning after a night of big scary nightmares including one where my female cousin was a mass murderer of blonde people and I was her next victim oddly enough I just feel very drained I meant to be at the library this morning to start glancing through old new scientists to find a job but I just did nt feel quite up to it so I am catching up on emails Are you excited about next year Think about it you will be an old second year who the first years look up to with a reverence like Wow I hope and pray that the first years coming in will be so on fire for NAME that NAME will not just be thought of as a religious collage but a college that is so ALIVE with the power and LOVE of NAME that people are so drawn to it that they put their faith in our NAME Keep up your good work dear friend and please keep praying for the CU and College I do nt know how prayer works and I know that I am a rubbish prayer but I see people like NAME and others who have a great prayer life and say I want that because it works Perhaps NUM thing to pray for would be that the CU would start and keep praying Would nt that be great if the college could have NUM main CU meetings one just for prayer NUM people gathered together early in the morning to pray and see prayers answered Perhaps I am just dreaming but it s a nice dream and NAME is big enough to realise it I guess I hope you are having a great time with NAME I do nt know how you manage to stay away from him for so long in term time How do you manage to keep up the same level of intimacy in that relationship when you do nt see each other for long periods of time I start to crack if I do nt see NAME for a few weeks or more I m looking forward to having my future a little bit more planned Off to the library this afternoon Take care of yourself and enjoy this summer NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re There is no response from NAME because he is in NAME on holiday He gets back on Saturday HIs number is NUM No sorry that is the answer the Meaning of life His number is NUM NUM I am working on the rest of the information and will get that to you as soon as I know NOt very helpful sorry NAME My dear and distant friends scattered amongst the netherreaches of this fair and fabled land Greetings As it stands peoplewise right now for the grand gettogether on the weekend of the th at my place Me possibly joke NAME NAME Yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME hopefully yes NAME arriving on Sat night yes NAME due to some brilliant negotiating yes NAME Hopefully yes NAME Yes NAME yes NAME no responce as yet can someone give me his number please NAME unfortunatly no And tonight NAME suggested inviting NAME too so 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NUM days in NAME which was pretty cool cuz I ve never seen that coast before NAME NAME NAME NAME too running local tournaments helping out at major conventions and still running that website to communicate with other players online All going pretty well and being a good time I m over half way through university now which is pretty scary Anyway just thought I d try and get in contact NAME this is the right email address Well it s an old one that I do nt use anymore though I do obviously check it occasionally Try this NUM EMAIL in the future you might get a faster response SMILEY And it s more likely to keep working in the future since it s the server I own for abovementioned website and not just some cheap freeemail server SMILEY How s university going Having fun and remembering about those class things between parties I hope SMILEY ttyl NAME rehearsals CHAR CHAR today Hi guys and gals Here s this week s rehearsal schedule No excuses for not runing up please we only have NUM NUM NUM 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you re having a great weekend Just a word about CU on Monday We re having a slightly unusual meeting in that we re having several members of the NAME soon to be NAME exec in to do some things Some of the Mission folks are coming to get us excited about January and talk a bit about how it s all going to happen But we ve also got some of the NAME International people to talk to us about NAME international stuff It should be really good your chance to hear it straight from the guys in charge not that NAME and I do nt report it all to you faithfully and ask them lots of tricky questions if you want to I just wanted to warn you since it s likely to go on a bit longer than usual we re unlikely to be finished before NUM Be good to see lots of you there and on your best behaviour of course SMILEY See you all soon love NAME sjcu NAME NAME NAME Hi guys just a quick note form us to let you know about some talks about NAME that are going on NAME its NAME sorry you ve already missed the first one but we have only just found out about them so read on if you want a monster lot of shalom NAME You are invited to the NAME University Ecumenical Christian Council NUM NAME talks These talks are to be held at NAME NAME s institute church road from pm to pm and are going on for NUM weeks starting next Tuesday the th of NAME Each of the NUM speakers is representing one of the NAME faiths and has been asked to speak on suffering peace and justice Professor NAME NAME who lectures in the theology department at this university is our first speaker in the second week a Jewish Rabbi still to be confirmed will be speaking and lastly a Muslim freelance journalist NAME NAME will join us Thanks NAME sjcu explore emergency change of venue just a real quicky to say explore tonight is in NAME NAME as cathedrals is closed cheers NAME and NAME and did you know that the Canadian dollar bill has a picture of an American flag on it it might almost be remarked that its all the same place incidentally the 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NAME NAME s at pm on Wednesday so if you re not coming to the conference but you re stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do come and join us at the Christmas party Finally there s another service in the Cathedral tonight the NAME s Advent Service before the Formal a much more cosy affair and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop If I do nt see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and more importantly sleep Love NAME sjcu NAME excitement Sorry to keep filling up your inbox you know you love it really CHAR quick last note about this week s activities For those who missed it the NAME Service was great last night and NAME NAME was excellent If there s anyone who d like to hear him again this week and fancies staying a couple of extra nights in a nd year s flat or else in college in beautiful NAME wet windy NAME just come along to the CU Conference Let NAME or I know so that we can give them a list for fire regulations tell us if you need somewhere to stay or just hang out and pay your pound NUM on Thursday morning The Conference starts at am on Thursday should be good There are also still tickets for the ceilidh which you can buy on the door for pound NUM It s in the NAME NAME NAME NAME s at pm on Wednesday so if you re not coming to the conference but you re stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do come and join us at the Christmas party Finally there s another service in the Cathedral tonight the NAME s Advent Service before the Formal a much more cosy affair and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop If I do nt see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and more importantly sleep Love NAME Re sjcu NAME excitement NAME NAME You re gone to NAME I did nt say goodbye SMILEY sniff au revoir monsieur NAME x NAME NAME NAME wrote yor last email see ya next term girl Love ya NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME sjcu Praise and prayer Hey final leg of exams are upon us which is jolly nice On monday at cu we are going to spend the whole time praising NAME for how awesome He is The evening will be focused on praising intermojovinated with praying It should be a really good refreshing time where we can focus on NAME collectively and make space for the NAME NAME to move take it easy NAME and NAME and this fact is very crazy an ostrich s eye is bigger than it s brain sjcu NAME Hello I know it s another email from us but I ll try to keep it brief Firstly did you know that there s a group of Christians who meet to pray for NAME every week If you ve been to NAME then it s a great chance to reminisce with people about the NAME experience and to pray with people who share a passion for that continent Anyone who s been to NAME or just has a heart to pray for NAME is really welcome to come Tomorrow we re gonna be mainly praying for NAME as their vital presidential elections take place next weekend and they really need some prayer We meet on Mondays at pm in the main library in study room NUM which is off the computer room on the secondfromtop floor I ll be at the entrance to the library at NUM tomorrow if anyone wants to come Secondly you probably know that college communion is trying to be more studentfriendly The CU has been asked to lead the prayers at communion this coming Tuesday So we re looking for NUM or NUM willing volunteers to do just that you can be people who normally go or people who ve never been before like me If you re interested please let me or NAME know NAME NAME sjcu Prayer Request Hi everyone just a quick prayer request For those of you who know NAME NAME he s been in hospital near NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week His lung keeps inflating and deflating again and so the hole in his lung ca nt heal As a result of this he ca nt go home Obviously please pray for him to be healed and well soon But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we d like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed NAME NAME reminded me that it would be amazing and quite miraculous almost so much that I am scared to pray for it but NAME is BIG Very VERY BIG BIG TIME BIG So he can answer prayers NAME guys NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well NAME bless love NAME sjcu Presents A message from NAME NAME and NAME NAME Hi NAME It s present time As you may or may not recall just before the last house party NAME and NAME had an obsession with tea towels I made it at least NUM emails on the subject So what NAME and I thought we could do is get everyone in the cu to draw a little face and sign their name on a tea towel a la primary school great idea or what So they will remember us all So we have bought the aforementioned teatowels and would be very much grateful if you could mark them with you own distinguishable creative drawing talent The tea towels will be in NAME room which is crudas c its right in the corner and it says NAME and NAME on the door cunning So please pop along and sign them there are one each for NAME and NAME there are also cards for you to sign Before the NAME lot start whinging the tea towels will be in NAME CHAR on thurs and fri so you could pop along then If you want to do it then plaease can you do it before monday Thanks alot sorry to have wittered on NAME and NAME This is a secret so please try and be discrete including you miss NAME NAME also NAME wont be there on monday any ideas the best time to give it to him answers in under NUM words on a postcard sjcu The Houseparty We may have a couple of spaces left if anyone still wants to go Let us know asap better yet phone txt NAME We re meeting at pm on Friday at NAME the coach will be leaving at pm with no delay so please do not be late If you have any problems please call us NAME NUM NUM or NAME NUM NUM Livers in we ll give the office a list of the people that are coming away so you do nt need to worry about signing out unless you think that for some reason we may not have you on the list Anyone who still has money to pay you must do this before we let you on the coach on Friday or else have a very good reason why not We know who you are SMILEY If anyone still needs a sleeping bag there are some spares around so please just let us know All the essential information on NUM handy Asized sheet can be found here WEBSITE If we think of anything we ve probably forgotten something we ll let you know See you soon Love NAME and NAME Re SJJCR NAME NAME A party Absolutely sign me up CHAR how about it kids Would be fun if we could all go and it s free lf NAME CHAR Hello NUM and all Term is once again drawing to a close and in true NAME NAME s style we will end it with a lovely formal NAME Dinner will take place on NAME TH MARCH I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up It is fourth year priority then NUM NUM NUM so I doubt there will be any first year places sorry We will have a bop afterwards to which all are welcome The cost is NOTHING NAME THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL NAME UP ON SUNDAY RD MARCH AT NUM PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON NAME TH MARCH AT NUM PM PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED Much love NAME Re sleep NAME Sorry about the lack of sleep It is very frustrating NAME would say pray for lots of things I might say to read a chemistry textbook It is obviously important to break the cycle of not sleeping You could try taking a gravol pill That sometimes works for NAME With respect to other information Love Not much to say at this point References The positive response is a good sign I will pray for you today Love Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR small but sweet message Dear NAME I am off soon to go out for my sister s birthday which is on Sunday but I hope your Walk in the NAME goes well and that you are still having fun Love NAME CHAR Some ideas Dear NAME In case you re still thinking of what to get NAME for Christmas or perhaps even his birthday I know that he d really like a video of The Fugitive He thinks I m going to get it for him because I asked him what he d like and that s the only thing he told me but I ve actually got him something else as I wnated to surprise him so maybe you or NAME would like to give him that instead See you soon Saturday I hope love NAME xxx Re Some thoughts about your traumas Dear NAME Thanks for copying the message It might be useful to talk about things at some point I wo nt try to deal with anything in an email I hope you can get on with things this week Love Dad NAME NAME Phone NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Institute of Public Health NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME SR Songs Hi NAME I ve put my song lyrics up at WEBSITE As I said I ll try to put chords on some of the newer NUM and the NUM on your NAME Speak soon NAME NAME forgot the possible time Possible time was NUM pm Will let you know NAME Re NAME forgot the possible time Cool thanks NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Possible time was NUM pm Will let you know NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re NAME NAME I d go with monosyllabic myself And I think it s the English language that s being mutilated rather than NAME s voice box Or perhaps he s gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say do nt take offence at the end Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings Why bottle things up Let s be honest with everyone Oh and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult just tedious and unnecessary as CHAR I dislike the place intensely and CHAR I have no need to book it when you NUM can And NAME I m sorry I asked you to reply to emails I d forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multisyllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box NAME NAME wrote NAME what s the matter with you You re having a schoolgirl strop It does not become you Grow up be a man and book the video room NAME NAME and NAME Love NAME xx PS take no offence at this NAME Reread your email and you ll see why I say what I say NAME wrote NAME Trek on Sunday evening afternoon is not an option Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca nt be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing NAME if this does nt suit then you should have replied Let me know what time it s being watched at and you can have the video Who knows I might even watch it myself if I feel like it NAME wrote NAME boys all Sunday evenings are free As are sun afternoons there s an option Tonight is not an option I m otherwise engaged wink NAME as to the other dates on your list Sunday evening th yep Tuesday evening th no at NAME as is NAME Wednesday evening th possibly Thursday evening st likewise Sunday evening th yep NAME have a nice day all love NAME x Re Sub fusc and spring flowers On Mon NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Thanks for the email girl I ve been quite busy the last few week For your info it was nt Igneous Petrology that killed me It was metamorphic NAME Enjoy your last few days in NAME when I have a bit more time I ll write to you Thanks again NAME Dear NAME I ve just been sitting in NAME travel for over an hour waiting for info on youth hostels for my friend NAME who s hitchhiking to NAME tomorrow in aid of Link NAME and who does nt have time to wait herself I ve been busy today scavenging the last few decent books from NAME libraries for the holidays and tonight I m going iceskating Hurrah Hope you re well love NAME xxx Sub fusc and spring flowers Dear NAME and NAME NAME wow you re at home with your diminished family now enjoying your own room your mum s cooking and your brother s jokes NAME how are you You ve been silent for far too long Was the igneous petrology just too much for you I hope NAME is treating you kindly and is as beautiful as NAME looks at the moment Until the end of term last Friday I had nt really had time to appreciate the NAME or the daffodils which line the road to the science library But this afternoon a group of us went for a walk in NAME NAME Park It was bright and warm and the sunlight was shining through the leaves of the carpets of flowers turning them all to that beautiful translucent spring green It was the kind of afternoon that makes you want to sing which is just what we did Well NAME and I did anyway I ca nt think why but we lost NAME and NAME at that point NAME what else can I tell you about NAME Yesterday NAME had a friend to visit for the day so we decided to take her on the NAME tour bus you know the opentopped NUM which always try to run you over when you cross the street Someone told us that we could avoid paying the fare of about NUM pounds if we dressed up in sub fusc And being the povertystricken students that we are about NUM of us donned our gowns and academic ribbons and boarded the bus NAME making a big show of it as he walked down the aisle with his arms spread wide like that bit in NAME when he s walking out of the hall after his first official engagement I think the tour guide was pleased to see us asked which college we were from and announced us to the rest of the passengers on the bus Poor guy we made him mention NAME College but I do nt think he knew very much about it Until Wednesday when I m off to NAME I m going to be chasing library books around the city going iceskating watching a video this is an unusual event while I m at college and generally enjoying being in NAME without any deadlines Oh and I suppose I might just have to do some work while I m here NAME I escaped the bar on Friday night NAME CHAR had baked NUM banana cakes earlier in the day and his friend NAME brought his guitar round to my room and played loads of NAME and NAME songs while I played the tunes on my flute and everyone else sat around eating cake Much better NAME action man and NAME in the bar See you soon enjoy the field trip NAME lots of love NAME xxx Re NAME NUM Hi NAME I would be happy to check and see what kind of flexibility there is with the starting date if you like If you are interested in pursuing this a little further what would be the earliest reasonable time for you to be in NAME Was there a particular program you were interested in or should I check on both programs On the other hand I do nt want to be pushing you into this as there may be many reasons to stay in the NAME just wanted to make you aware of the opportunity Ca nt really be considered as much of a job opportunity for the financial gain as the compensation you ll receive will be largely consumed up by the airline fare The decision to apply would have to be based almost solely on the ministry experience and training and the benefits of otherwise spending a summer in NAME NAME TS NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for passing on the information I had just about decided to apply when I noticed the dates starting on June th NAME This is a major problem as I do nt finish term until the nd June And I was so very excited about this too Still I think it would not be appropriate to miss the last few weeks of term and graduation too I m really sorry NAME thanks so much for the information though As I said I was really caught up with the idea And it almost seems like this would be my last chance as well to work for a long period over the summer NAME NAME thanks so much Lots of love to you all and I hope the swimming is going well NAME Re NAME NUM TS NAME wrote I had just written you a longish email asking you to check the date but I think that it is becoming clear that this summer in NAME would probably be impractical Over the last day or so I ve heard that my close friends are in the process of organising a week away together as NUM last thing as a group before we all go our own ways And so it would not be great to miss that Also even if I missed this I think with my possible start date nearing the start of July this might not be the best for the group of leaders to have someone new coming in so late Thanks for the quick reply NAME Yes I suspect July would be coming in to the program a little too late And in your situation I think I would have a hard time passing up on the week away with good friends Grrr I really was looking forward to that Just spending the summer serving NAME and the kids and getting trained up too Sigh Thanks for all the leg work you ve done NAME I really appreciate it Not much leg work here just a small amount of finger work and very happy to do it only sorry I did nt get this to you earlier to give you a little more time to chew on the idea Am sure you will be a great asset to those you re with whatever you choose to do this summer NAME gotta test now NAME Only a few more months of exams then I m done for life NAME the exam goes well And hope you re finding a little time to enjoy some Olympic coverage NAME Re NAME Fwd Hi Dad NAME Some thoughts on the canoe trip NAME I m sending in another email the map of NAME for your perusal I assume we re doing a NUM night NUM day jaunt entrance NUM NAME Lake is southeast Not bad but somewhat limited in how far we can go without hitting some big portages I agree with NAME it does nt look too bad A loop with a day trip is often good this does nt look like it would push us too much NUM potential problem is that there are nt many campsites on this route Day NUM NAME good paddling no portages NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM longish portages with not much paddling this is the downer of the route NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME should be feasible but quite long NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME another long portage CHAR little uninspiring perhaps we could do NAME Lake entry again but head south out of NAME Looking at the map we could go to NAME on the first day only NUM portage but it is K Then Islet on day NUM and NUM NUM portages to get there but shorter NUM less than NUM NUM about NUM On the second day we could do a day trip or do a backpacking trip since we would be close to the backpack trail Then a NUM and NUM back to NAME Lake we do a loop I like the idea although I m not sure how far we d get into the interior proper With backpackers etc this could be a bit less isolated than normal Also I wonder whether doing this the other way round might be good to put the big portage at the end after we ve done a few we could do just a backpacking run out of NAME Lake NAME has done this with his camping Advantage of no canoe rental NAME we could enter at the enrance above NAME NAME Butt and design a route through there I think you have been there before CHAR great idea our MagnettawanHamboneButtQueerLittle NAME NAME route was great fun The NUM big portage NUM km is the only downside but if we re up for this then great Good paddling all the way plus variety big lake small lake river and NAME NAME is a bonus We ve done it before but it was good we could go south off of highway NUM I had a look there s a nice loop off NAME Lake with lots of little portages something could be made to work there Perhaps a bit too challenging Give me some thoughts I am sending in a separate email an NAME version of the algonquin map for you to look at How about Day NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME I think where we camped the first time with the gray NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME this is ambitious but no long portages NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME I doubt NAME NAME gets many visitors NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM long portages but we could split them and have lunch on NAME This has a combination of new stuff and old favourites I tried to fit NAME NAME into this route but could nt If you can think of a way then let me know Well there are my thoughts I reckon a challenging trip is more rewarding but perhaps less relaxing Love NAME Re NAME Fwd NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME UK NAME Obviously great minds think alike since our emails crossed Congratulations on your new job Sounds great especially the lack of commuting Re the canoe trip I looked at a map to try to find a good route on the east side but did nt see much The other problem of course is that it would be a long drive if we wa nt to go all the way to the east side I assume the thought about the east was mainly to do something different so some thoughts entrance NUM NAME Lake is southeast Not bad but somewhat limited in how far we can go without hitting some big portages we could do NAME Lake entry again but head south out of NAME Looking at the map we could go to NAME on the first day only NUM portage but it is K Then Islet on day NUM and NUM NUM portages to get there but shorter NUM less than NUM NUM about NUM On the second day we could do a day trip or do a backpacking trip since we would be close to the backpack trail Then a NUM and NUM back to NAME Lake we do a loop we could do just a backpacking run out of NAME Lake NAME has done this with his camping Advantage of no canoe rental we could enter at the enrance above NAME NAME Butt and design a route through there I think you have been there before we could go south off of highway NUM Give me some thoughts I am sending in a separate email an NAME version of the algonquin map for you to look at Re timing I know NAME and NAME are looking forward to seeing you and there is not a hope that NAME will go canoeing That probably means coming to our cottage or maybe you could meet them somehow in NAME after the canoe trip Let me know your thoughts Talk to you later NAME NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Things have been sufficiently busy around here that I do not remember when I last was in contact The main reason for this message is to get your thoughts on the canoe trip The current plans are for us to finish at the cottage on Saturday August th At that point we could go directly on a canoe trip go I think relatively briefly to your cottage and then make a trip on the east side of the park return to NAME and meet up with you later in the week or Our flights back will likely be on Sunday August th What would be your preference CHAR Also I think you have said that now campsites have to be booked so could you look after that We can work out food plans after we know what we are doing I am pleased that I have finally got a job in NAME so I can leave the commuting behind from next fall It seems like a good opportunity at the Medical Research Council Unit there as it is basically a straight research post and I have had less and less time for that in recent years It will be nice to have some time to think NAME and NAME have both returned to university for terms with important exams NAME is then off to NAME for NUM weeks for a geology mapping project NAME NAME and I plug on at home NAME all is well there NAME NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME UK NAME NAME NAME NAME The following message wa sent to you by NAME last week at least she thought she sent it to you but instead of simply clicking on the reply button on the computer she typed in your address incorrectly and the email was returned so I am resending it about a week behind it s original intended timing NAME all is well Cheers NAME NAME NAME We ve just been going through a real heat wave here felt much better this morning when I walked NAME thank goodness Hope you and NAME have a super trip together know you ll have lots of great adventures put your camera to good use and meet all sorts of interesting people wish I could tag along Good luck with the job search extra prayers are on their way We took NAME down to NAME NAME near NAME last night for NAME Church Leadership NAME NAME It s NUM weeks long Know it will be a great experience for her though she found it extremely difficult last night She has not been a camping person and she does nt know any of the other kids although she does know a couple of the leaders well they re from our church and are wonderful caring folk They ll be really busy as they spend time at NUM different United church camps go on a NUM day canoe trip to NAME Park and come to NAME to do a Youth Service at our church No time to be homesick right I m really proud of her for making the stretch I could never have done at her age though wish I could NAME and I are off to the cottage tomorrow for a week He s taking a week long NUM NUM days NAME NAME NAME course which will be lots of fun Lots of painting and odd jobs to be done at the cottage but hope I ll get in some lazy reading time and some creative card making time It s always a treat to be there NAME hugs of love to all your family NAME NAME NAME The following message wa sent to you by NAME last week at least she thought she sent it to you but instead of simply clicking on the reply button on the computer she typed in your address incorrectly and the email was returned so I am resending it about a week behind it s original intended timing NAME all is well Cheers NAME NAME NAME We ve just been going through a real heat wave here felt much better this morning when I walked NAME thank goodness Hope you and NAME have a super trip together know you ll have lots of great adventures put your camera to good use and meet all sorts of interesting people wish I could tag along Good luck with the job search extra prayers are on their way We took NAME down to NAME NAME near NAME last night for NAME Church Leadership NAME NAME It s NUM weeks long Know it will be a great experience for her though she found it extremely difficult last night She has not been a camping person and she does nt know any of the other kids although she does know a couple of the leaders well they re from our church and are wonderful caring folk They ll be really busy as they spend time at NUM different United church camps go on a NUM day canoe trip to NAME Park and come to NAME to do a Youth Service at our church No time to be homesick right I m really proud of her for making the stretch I could never have done at her age though wish I could NAME and I are off to the cottage tomorrow for a week He s taking a week long NUM NUM days NAME NAME NAME course which will be lots of fun Lots of painting and odd jobs to be done at the cottage but hope I ll get in some lazy reading time and some creative card making time It s always a treat to be there NAME hugs of love to all your family NAME Re Sunday the th Dear NAME Thank you so much I will chat to NAME and put him in touch with you he will be in church on Sunday as he is leading the service so I will try to remember to introduce you then see you then NAME From NAME NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re Sunday the th Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM as I do nt have easy access to a phone I ll drop you the line Yes I am willing to help with the childrens talks although I have not done them before Still I m willing to give it a good try NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re Sunday the th Dear NAME I am sorry I failed to show at church this morning I hope someone else introduced you to NAME I had a disagreement with my digestive system yesterday and thought it was only fair to keep my bugs to myself I ca nt remember if I told you what the reading was for next week I have the world s worst memory Mail me if I did nt so I can let you know See you next Sunday NAME From NAME NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re Sunday the th Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM as I do nt have easy access to a phone I ll drop you the line Yes I am willing to help with the childrens talks although I have not done them before Still I m willing to give it a good try NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological 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too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and revise See you all sometime NAME SMILEY NAME NAME if this email sounds harsh but I m just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion inviting as it is and therein lies the problem Re TAGG Dear you NUM CHAR Look perhaps you are not all aware of this but we are currently in the middle of exams We do not start until the st of July Find out all you want before then but we do nt make decisions until then and we definitely do nt start building it until then This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that SMILEY And please forget about the funding If you re all too miserly to buy pound NUM worth of balsa wood then I ll pay for everything honestly I m supposed to be the tightfisted Scottish one but this is ridiculous Now I have an exam in NUM hours so perhaps I d better go and revise See you all sometime NAME SMILEY NAME NAME if this email sounds harsh but I m just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion inviting as it is and therein lies the problem Re TAGG NAME come Thursday I will do nothing but read about lifters ahem CHAR So my dear collegues when do we start NAME any success with the high voltage supply I guess we could build test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok Funding is always nice NAME any more reading I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this NAME I hope you are more awake today Love you guys lots NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Talk to me NAME My favourite Canadian American NAME I actually came to the computer room today with the express purpose of writing to you I AM MISSING YOU The flat has just not been the same without your good self I have missed having you visiting me first thing in the morning and last thing at night I have missed our discussions Today is the last day before the end of term It has gone very quickly as always Tonight NAME and NAME NAME are coming over for a meal and then I am playing in the Leavers Formal OK let me tell you about myself and NAME You remember that I said I was going to talk to you but then there was nt time so I said I d email you I was just waiting for a good time and here it is First of all can you remember me telling you at the start that we did nt really know what to do in our relationship because we did nt feel it was right to just follow society and at the same time we did nt know what commitment to make etc etc Well we never actually made a real decision about what our commitment was to each other I never asked her out or anything However we obviously had a strong mutual atraction and we were nt sure what to do with it In the 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exclusive coupletype relationship when neither of us was ready to get married This is a very much shortened version of what led me to this decision but for the rest you ll have to speak to me because it would take too long to write So I spoke to NAME and she knew that it was the right thing as well and we decided that we should not have a commitment to each other before we were ready to at least plan for marriage I spoke to her just around the time you left It is not an easy thing for us and we are still working a lot of things out but I feel it is for the best even though it is all quite confusing to me in a lot of ways This might throw up quite a few questions for you I realise Feel free to email me and ask me anything you want to Stay well NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM iso NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Life here is going well and I m settled into NUM great churches here NAME is good I must admit there is another reason for me emailing you It kinda reminds me of a question I asked you at the end of the first term Are you and NAME going out Sorry for the bluntness of the question but I d quite like to know Praying for you NAME NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE Re Talk to me NAME Go ahead and email NAME no problems We have talked lots about it and it does hurt but we re both pretty open about that What do I think about NAME not sure because I ve only ever seen her in a very limited capacity I think you need to see how people act in a number of different and challenging situations before you even begin to get to know who they really are She seems nice but NUM thing you can be sure of is that when you get to know her you will find that she is different than you think now That is the beauty challenge of relationships Speak soon NAME NAME NAME My favourite Canadian American NAME of course I AM MISSING YOU Thanks NAME the feeling is mutual Sometimes I really wish I could just bang my way into your room and talk Oh well I guess I ll have to wait untill next te rm My trips down to NAME will be common me thinks Does this remind you of the first year wow that seems a long time ago Today is the last day before the end of term It has gone very quickly as always Tonight NAME and NAME NAME are coming over for a meal and then I am playing in the Leavers Formal How did it go OK let me tell you about myself and NAME Fasten your seatbelts here it comes You remember that I said I was going to talk to you but then there was nt time so I said I d email you I was just waiting for a good time and here it is I was wondering if you had forgotten First of all can you remember me telling you at the start that we did nt really know what to do in our relationship because we did nt feel it was right to just follow society and at the same time we did nt know what commitment to make etc etc I remember you saying that but was it a mutual decision or one of yours which NAME accepted Well we never actually made a real decision about what our commitment was to each other I never asked her out or anything However we obviously had a strong mutual atraction and we were nt sure what to do with it In the end people assumed we were going out and after a while we just told people that anyway because that was what they understood In fact we started to take on that couple sort of image because of different people s expectations as well as our own Now we d both been feeling uncomfortable for a while but we did nt know why Really I did nt know that At this point I m going to have to give you a bit of an abbreviated version of my inner ramblings because otherwise it would take too long And we both know just how long those words of wisdom can sometimes take to reach the ears of your listeners do nt we Can you remember when we were walking to college and we were talking about what to do in your relationship before you are ready to make the marriage commitment We were saying that it is best to stay away from an exclusive marriagetype relationship so that you can hear NAME properly before you actually decide to get married Well after a number of different conversations with my Mum brother friend from home you etc etc I realised why I was feeling uncomfortable about my relationship with NAME I realised that for us it was wrong to have an exclusive coupletype relationship when neither of us was ready to get married NAME but I did nt think you were very exclusive and it certainly was nt marrage like in the physical sence and you did nt spend huge amounts of time togeather I thought you had changed your views on relationships to some degree This is a very much shortened version of what led me to this decision but for the rest you ll have to speak to me because it would take too long to write We ll certainly do this next year I ll need some excuse to come and see you So I spoke to NAME and she knew that it was the right thing as well and we decided that we should not have a commitment to each other before we were ready to at least plan for marriage I spoke to her just around the time you left It is not an easy thing for us and we are still working a lot of things out but I feel it is for the best even though it is all quite confusing to me in a lot of ways This might throw up quite a few questions for you I realise Feel free to email me and ask me anything you want to NAME thanks for explaining that NAME I know you thinki about things loads and probably too much but maybe not So I assume you have nt rushed into this I m sorry you are confused I m having trouble remembering what I was like when NAME and I broke up Was NUM confused I think I probably was relieved How s NAME doing I m just assuming most of the leading on this disicion came from you and even if she agreed I m concerned that she s hurt Would you mind if I emailed her about this Feel free to say no if you think that that would be better I wo nt be offended in the least Now some news from my side I ve been emialing NAME very frequently which has been really good When I left I was concerned that the relationship was getting out of control ie that I was seeing her lots and we were going out even if we wer nt offically Anyway I suppose when a relationship is based on email it kinda puts a distancce between you which makes it more safe Still now that there is this distance I want to see her more weird eh I m sure we ve talked about this before The whole wanting what you ca nt have thing What do you think about NAME NAME thanks again for your email Love from NAME Do You NAME Get your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE or your freeEMAIL address at WEBSITE tea and biscuits with downhere NAME email but hey I do nt know how many of you have heard of NAME but they are a really great Christian band from NAME whose first album downhere is just brilliant PLUS they are really nice guys having talked to them online and on their message board I can say they are like many Christian bands in that they re really humble and 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Thanks to you all Thanks to you all for such an enjoyable season we will have to wait a while until we know where we ended up in the league table but I will let you know when I do We will continue practice on Tuesdays as long as the turnout is good if not we will stop and then practice once before our friendly with NAME at the end of term Apart from that I hope you ve got your NAME NAME tickets and I d just like to say that I have felt very honoured to have been captain this season and I wish NAME s many more successful years to come Yours NAME Thank you Hi NAME Many thanks for resending those photos I ll print them out before the attachment file gets raided again I think the middle shot jpg was particularly good So thank you for sharing them with us again It was great talking to you on the phone I really enjoyed our chat I do hope that your course goes well and that you have a clear sense of calling regarding what comes next Meanwhile enjoy student life Take care Love NAME and the 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College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME thank you Dear Mum Dad NAME and NAME CHAR quick email letter during lunch here honestly Mum it becomes a letter when Dad prints this out really it does I just wanted to say thank you for the great weekend I had these past few days You all had really long trips to make but I really appreciated them it made the weekend to have you here Although the presents were great as well the best bit was just seeing you all The lunch was really excellent it was a shame the NAME was so full because it really is a nice place but the NAME NAME was a very good substitute It was good to get out of NAME a bit also Thanks for all your gifts NAME the tools and helmet were badly needed and have already been put to good use the lamp makes my room a lot nicer and means I do nt have to look into the overhead light when I m lying on my bed Our house as you no doubt noted is lacking a coffee table but no longer a coffee table book thanks to NAME that was a very nice idea and full of incredible photos I take it you leafed through it before giving it to me The NAME is very funny and must have taken a lot of hard work thank you My housemates have already requested repeat hearings of some of the tracks NAME I hope you got back to NAME ok NAME in there for a couple weeks and then you can enjoy a holly jolly Christmas without a rock or NAME in sight Thanks for all your help on Saturday night I think without you and NAME it really would not have happened I just enjoyed reading about NAME s current CHAMPION S LEAGUE position and how NAME managed to vote succesfully in NUM day I m trying to keep in touch with some of the news outside NAME with limited success NAME I d better get back to work Just a few more days Tonight is NAME s concert then hockey practice so I have only an hour or so to finish off NUM worksheet We ll see if that s feasible I must also get some invites out to NAME and others for tomorrow s NAME service Thanks again for a great weekend Love NAME NAME I found my watch it had fallen off my dresser into my drawer NAME That was quite an iso CHAR accent NUM NAME My friend vhat are I doing I could ask you the same question but judging from your peculiar patterns of speech the answer would not be very illuminating NUM hannant heard from CHAR for many dazs naa an CHAR s a wonnering if you s ok Yes I m perfectly functionary but now I must address the later section of the question to you Are you feeling okay Is the sun getting to you NAME hanging in zee olde scot s land NAME does that mean who is ie wha is I presume so Therefore I feel that I am at a loss for words since NUM million a guess people is probably an accurate answer but I am in no position to name them all correctly NAME still s remembers zee time we s a spended in yer hous NAME Yes I really enjoyed that weekend It was great So NAME you have now finished your mapping project fieldwork anyway I suppose you still have 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library There I worked toil such as only NAME would understand until NUM NUM after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs Henceforth I skipped gaily along to NAME s Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch Late as it was the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management s most effective scaremongering tactics If everyone realised how akin to NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner Very best wishes NAME NAME I m still lost on the accent which one is it the cat sat on the mat Fwd Dear all A friend who has just become a Christian sent me the following joke this morning He s obviously caught on to some aspects of the church faster than I would have expected I wonder if NAME NAME could use this as a sermon illustration NAME xxx Clergy Leaders Maillist No NUM How would the NAME Church deal with the cat sat on the mat if it appeared in the NAME The liberal theologians would point out that such a passage did not of course mean that the cat literally sat on the mat Also cat and mat had different meanings in those days from today and anyway the text should be interpreted according to the customs and practices of the period This would lead to an immediate backlash from the Evangelicals They would make an essential condition of faith that a real physical living cat being a domestic pet of the NAME Domesticus species and having a whiskered head and furry body NUM legs and a tail did physically place its whole body on a floor covering designed for that purpose and which is on the floor but not of the floor The expression on the floor but not of the floor would be explained in a leaflet Meanwhile the Catholics would have developed the Festival of the NAME of the Blessed Cat This would teach that the cat was white and majestically reclined on a mat of gold thread before its assumption to the NAME Cat NAME of Heaven This is commemorated by the singing of the NAME lighting NUM candles and ringing a bell NUM times This would cause a schism with the NAME Church which believes tradition requires NAME NAME NAME as it is colloquially known to be marked by lighting NUM candles and ringing the bell NUM times This would partly be resolved by the Cuckoo Land Declaration recognising the traditional validity of each Eventually the House of Bishops would issue a statement on the Doctrine of the NAME NAME It would explain traditionally the text describes a domestic feline quadruped superjacent to an unattached covering on a fundamental surface For determining its salvific and eschatological significations we follow the heuristic analytical principles adopted in dealing with the NAME NAME Question How much is that doggie in the window and the NAME NAME NAME Yes we have no bananas And so on for another NUM pages The General Synod would then commend this report as helpful resource material for clergy to explain to the man in the pew the difficult doctrine of the cat sat on the mat the deal OK people Here s a final ish update Meet NUM NUM in NAME s reception or NUM NUM at the Rajpooth NAME opposite NAME church do nt worry if you re a bit late NAME NAME NAME To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing here s what I am planning to wear White shirt NAME s NAME jumper Officer s Club NAME trousers NAME s NAME socks MS Blue underwear MS NAME shoes some random shop in NAME You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined If I ve forgotten any vital details please let me know NAME for being YOU SMILEY CHAR Re The dream is ended this is the morning Hey well done That is great NAME Looks very cool too NAME Hey guys Guess what I finally succeeded in making the molecule I ve been trying to make all term NAME Just thought I d tell you as I m very excited Anyway going home tomorrow Staying up in NAME for an extra NUM weeks has definitely been worth it Hope you are both well and revising hard Revision is a nuisance but there you go it s a necessary reality for us students NAME NAME A picture of my molecule has potential to help develop transistorlike junctions for next generation computers electronics well that s the theory anyway SMILEY Re The life of NAME Hi NAME Wonderful to hear from you again We figured it was the rigors of school that kept you from corresponding Fun to read about your adventures with the NAME Glad to hear that you had a great celebration on your birthday I hope our card made it to you in time We re finally enjoying spring here my daffodils are out and there should be leaves on the trees in the upcoming weeks I know I know you ve had flowers and such for months but we re excited here The boys are doing well in school and are off on various field trips this month NAME s yearold mum though is doing poorly She went into the hospital with another bout of congestive heart failure last Friday and was only discharged yesterday NAME was in NAME with her from Friday until Monday night and his sister NAME has flown up from NAME to be with her now NAME also decided to cancel his day trip to NAME he was supposed to teach a weeklong course in NAME next week but was afraid he d be called back here due to his mum s condition So that has been postponed till later in the year It s not easy getting old Otherwise we re doing well and hope that your last few weeks are not too trying Keep us posted on your postgraduation plans Take care NAME NAME and the gang SMILEY At NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hello Friends I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months and this believe it or not is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university although work is not the only distraction from writing to you Exams projects urgh At the moment the exams are rather looming but only NUM weeks until they are finished Then my formal education is finished how scary THE QUEEN HM the NAME is in NAME today and so security is very intense As the NAME was going to drive up the NAME which is the main street in NAME there were lots of crowds on either side of the road A friend NAME and I decided that we would walk down the NAME to see what it was like at the other end and before we knew it there were huge crowds on either side of us separated from us by police So we walked on loving every minute of it And because we were walking confidently the police did nt even challenge us We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should nt be in the road so we turned around and walked all the way back up the policeguarded path through the people I think I would do well at being famous There is a tutor named NAME at my college who is Canadian and I have become friends with him and particularly his NUM year old son over the last term Anyway the NAME was going for lunch at the NAME and NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle with canadian flags and waiting there I was behind the barriers like everyone else Then NAME s wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them So I went over got past the first policemen and then the last one said that I could nt go if I did nt have a flag Grrr That was so unfair The NAME talked to that family for almost a minute Grrr MY BIRTHDAY Oh well enough about the NAME My st Birthday was absolutely brilliant I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends and that was probably a good thing to realise For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party if you ve never tried pancakes and icecream together do it works even better with smarties on the top MY FUTURE I m not sure what I ll be doing next year I hope to be staying here in NAME to do a PhD in NUM digital mapping which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for NUM years I just need to find the funding for that as my project suffered a funds cut ie they took away all the funding Oh dear NAME I really had better go and do some more revision This break has been longer than I intended it to be Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re The life of NAME Hey NAME Congrats on all my friend Sorry to be so slow in replying Much happening here Things ending ongoing and beginning phew Hard to keep up I ll send a full report when things settle out Till then you can enjoy postulating SMILEY Meanwhile I ve got some revising to do as well Yours as ever NAME Hello Friends I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months and this believe it or not is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university although work is not the only distraction from writing to you Exams projects urgh At the moment the exams are rather looming but only NUM weeks until they are finished Then my formal education is finished how scary THE QUEEN HM the NAME is in NAME today and so security is very intense As the NAME was going to drive up the NAME which is the main street in NAME there were lots of crowds on either side of the road A friend NAME and I decided that we would walk down the NAME to see what it was like at the other end and before we knew it there were huge crowds on either side of us separated from us by police So we walked on loving every minute of it And because we were walking confidently the police did nt even challenge us We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should nt be in the road so we turned around and walked all the way back up the policeguarded path through the people I think I would do well at being famous There is a tutor named NAME at my college who is Canadian and I have become friends with him and particularly his NUM year old son over the last term Anyway the NAME was going for lunch at the NAME and NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle with canadian flags and waiting there I was behind the barriers like everyone else Then NAME s wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them So I went over got past the first policemen and then the last one said that I could nt go if I did nt have a flag Grrr That was so unfair The NAME talked to that family for almost a minute Grrr MY BIRTHDAY Oh well enough about the NAME My st Birthday was absolutely brilliant I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends and that was probably a good thing to realise For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party if you ve never tried pancakes and icecream together do it works even better with smarties on the top MY FUTURE I m not sure what I ll be doing next year I hope to be staying here in NAME to do a PhD in NUM digital mapping which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for NUM years I just need to find the funding for that as my project suffered a funds cut ie they took away all the funding Oh dear NAME I really had better go and do some more revision This break has been longer than I intended it to be Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re The life of NAME Hi NAME Have nt emailed you in ages so I thought I d drop you a line in answer to this email that I got from you before exams and stuff oops sorry A friend NAME and I decided that we would walk down the NAME to see what it was like at the other end and before we knew it there were huge crowds on either side of us separated from us by police So we walked on loving every minute of it And because we were walking confidently the police did nt even challenge us We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should nt be in the road so we turned around and walked all the way back up the policeguarded path through the people I think I would do well at being famous grins you know NAME I can so see you doing this shame you did nt get to chat with the queen though NAME s pretty full at the moment but in a good way myt friend NAME came to stay on monday till wednesday which was fun but tiring he can be a bit intense in large doses we then had a practice for the Barn Supper big evangelistic event with music etc on Monday night and the actual barn supper on Tuesday which with NAME being around too totally wiped me out One of my friends from church had to drive us home because I was nt up to it It was good though Then on Thursday night we had band practice and on Friday I went swimming with folks from church plus NAME who d come down to visit NAME she is dead cool she went back yesterday and really miss her already she s a very groovy chick On Saturday me NAME NAME NAME and NAME went to an event in NAME called The Call which was a 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nice to have you say that bit random of me to just email this but it really is so nice to have people turn round and say stuff like this just wanted to say I appreciate it I ll email properly soon love NAME xx Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Do You NAME NAME Health Feel better live better WEBSITE Re The life of NAME Hi NAME Hope you are well and enjoying not having to do any exams for a while When do you guys get your results How are the plans for next year looking at the moment I hope you have been able to find some funding I hope stuff is still going well with NAME too I am fine and enjoying living at home I am temping at NAME County Council and am lucky enough to be in a great office with really nice people I have a place at NAME University starting in October to do an MA in Political Theory I am kind of hoping it will go some way to kickstarting my career in political research as nothing else I have tried has worked so far I will have to live at home so that I can afford it but that NAME nt bother me too much I have found a good church in NAME and am getting quite involved in that The people are friendly and I am in a lovely house group with some other people of a similar age The church has a real heart to reach out to people in NAME and the teaching is sound Anyway must go NAME CHAR NAME beckons Lots of love NAME xxx From TS NAME To ts NAME Subject The life of NAME NAME Wed NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hello Friends I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months and this believe it or not is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university although work is not the only distraction from writing to you Exams projects urgh At the moment the exams are rather looming but only NUM weeks until they are finished Then my formal education is finished how scary THE QUEEN HM the NAME is in NAME today and so security is very intense As the NAME was going to drive up the NAME which is the main street in NAME there were lots of crowds on either side of the road A friend NAME and I decided that we would walk down the NAME to see what it was like at the other end and before we knew it there were huge crowds on either side of us separated from us by police So we walked on loving every minute of it And because we were walking confidently the police did nt even challenge us We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should nt be in the road so we turned around and walked all the way back up the policeguarded path through the people I think I would do well at being famous There is a tutor named NAME at my college who is Canadian and I have become friends with him and particularly his NUM year old son over the last term Anyway the NAME was going for lunch at the NAME and NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle with canadian flags and waiting there I was behind the barriers like everyone else Then NAME s wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them So I went over got past the first policemen and then the last one said that I could nt go if I did nt have a flag Grrr That was so unfair The NAME talked to that family for almost a minute Grrr MY BIRTHDAY Oh well enough about the NAME My st Birthday was absolutely brilliant I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends and that was probably a good thing to realise For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party if you ve never tried pancakes and icecream together do it works even better with smarties on the top MY FUTURE I m not sure what I ll be doing next year I hope to be staying here in NAME to do a PhD in NUM digital mapping which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for NUM years I just need to find the funding for that as my project suffered a funds cut ie they took away all the funding Oh dear NAME I really had better go and do some more revision This break has been longer than I intended it to be Lots of love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Re The Party NAME Have just made with fantastic assistance from my Dad and sister lots of yummy food NAME am trying not get too excited about seeing everyone NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos Click Here Re The Party It is windy indeed my ol friend I thought it was just the English that talk about the weather you could have stopped in but I was actually in NAME today so it s probably a good thing you did nt although I m sure my folks would have given you a cuppa CHAR keep trying to talk sense but I m too excited about seeing everyone please bring a sleeping bag yes although you can stay up all night if you really want 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NAME and NAME could do puddings do nt worry about buying any ingredients we ll go to the shops when CHAR pick you up from the station As for getting here most of you know CHAR live in the middle of nowhere So if you re getting a train go to either NAME NAME NAME or NAME station and I ll come and pick you up As for drivers here come my fantastic directions On the NAME about NUM miles past last NAME exit turn off down the slip road to NAME NAME of slip road turn right and follow to cross roads Go straight across so The NAME pub is on the left Follow bendy road NUM miles and when you come to NUM limits down a hill take right turn at the bottom Past NAME church and red phone box on left keep going another mile or so until you come to NAME phone box on your right turn left here This is our road NAME Road Keep going til you come out of NUM limits and High Acres is the first house on the right with the balloon there will be one NAME that s all understandable It s not really that complicated If we say to come from pm onwards then you can get here before dark if you d like to I think that s everything My home number is NUM NUM and mobile is NUM See you all very soon Love KT CHAR NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device Click Here Re The Party NAME precious people Hope you have all had a wonderful week of festivities birthday celebrations NAME snowboarding NAME and other fun stuff I ve had a great time with my family and NAME and NAME who were down for Christmas it was so lovely to see them again Yesterday I ventured into the wild north country and went to good old NAME with NAME and my Mam And yes you ve guessed it I went and visited good old NAME young NAME in hospital and got to see Busybee NAME too as she arrived at the hospital shortly after I did So we had a NAME reunion in the antiquarian hospital it is really old fashioned which was really nice and I think NAME was cheered by the whole thing He was still in some pain but not as much as he had been and if you did nt think he was thin enough to start with well he s even thinner now Worrying However he s making rapid progress since the operation and will be allowed to go home today at some point so he was well excited by the prospect of his release Well I hope you all have a fab New Year a NAME s Sadly I ca nt come and join you all what with NUM thing and another and extortionately expensive train fares I m afraid I ve had to give up the idea I shall no doubt still have an enjoyable New Year I m going with my family to the Lake District to visit friends and have a miniholiday with them I m quite looking forward to it It s snowing Our garden looks like it s been dusted with icing sugar NAME better go Have fun people See you speak to you soon muchus love NAME xxx PS I saw a shooting star last night Why you d want to know that I m really not sure but I though it was cool Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Re The Party NAME people Hope you all had fab christmases Looking forward to seeing you all on Monday but have a small transport favour to ask NAME CHAR is giving me a lift from NAME to NAME s but he might not be able to give me a lift going home he s off to NAME I wondered if anyone was driving from the NAME or even NAME direction and could give me a lift to a train station Trains from NAME to NAME are usually easy to get or I could get a train from NAME if NAME thinks they will be running on New Year s day I m not very good on my train geography of that part of the world but I believe I have to go either to NAME or NAME and change for a NAME service any advice people Or if anyone s driving home via NAME and NAME my dad could probably meet you and pick me up Okay see you all tomorrow I hope Love NAME CHAR The typical visit of a paediatric oncology outreach nurse Hi there Thought you might interested in my recent encounters with members of the reptile family One of my patients yr old boy and his family collect live reptiles They have a Scorpion called Lively several lizards and a NAME He very proudly told me he had named one after me Not for me to be a colourful Firebellied Toad like his consultant oh no NAME was a NAME NAME NAME NAME On my next visit I went upstairs to meet my namesake The Dad picked her up and she weed on him they shoot urine out backwards between her legs in case you ever are asked this question in a quiz I then held a millipede called NAME who proceeded to wee on my hand this for your info has to be washed of quickly as it stains It is quit a weird sensation the legs really tickle I was then coerced into holing NAME the Cornsnake who did nt wee on me they also have lots of hamsters and gerbils etc and NUM dogs who seem quite tame after the rest of the menagerie I pray this finds you all well Lots of love and prayers NAME Hi there Thought you might interested in my recent encounters with members of the reptile family One of my patients yr old boy and his family collect live reptiles They have a Scorpion called Lively several lizards and a NAME He very proudly told me he had named one after me Not for me to be a colourful Firebellied Toad like his consultant oh no NAME was a NAME NAME NAME NAME On my next visit I went upstairs to meet my namesake The Dad picked her up and she weed on him they shoot urine out backwards between her legs in case you ever are asked this question in a quiz I then held a millipede called NAME who proceeded to wee on my hand this for your info has to be washed of quickly as it stains It is quit a weird sensation the legs really tickle I was then coerced into holing NAME the Cornsnake who did nt wee on me they also have lots of hamsters and gerbils etc and NUM dogs who seem quite tame after the rest of the menagerie I pray this finds you all well Lots of love and prayers NAME the whole story NAME Oh my I d like your version of the story much better than mine if NUM paintings was all there were However I have yet to do the last NUM which tie all the elements together So picture if you can NUM the rock is now lying on yet another beach NUM very strange feet and a hand positioned over the rock such that they mirror young NAME NAME in NUM and NUM a wide shot revealing that yet another child has found the NAME NAME on a different planet in another galaxy a billion years later You got something of the concept even without the last bit though Cool SMILEY Sorry about your being so far from NAME Had a glimpse of her in one of the photos your dad brought Very nice NAME well guess you ll find out if there s any truth to the saying absence makes the heart grow fonder Will pass on the rest as it arrives Your spacey friend NAME NAME Oh my I d like your version of the story much better than mine if NUM paintings was all there were However I have yet to do the last NUM which tie all the elements together So picture if you can NUM the rock is now lying on yet another beach NUM very strange feet and a hand positioned over the rock such that they mirror young NAME NAME in NUM and NUM a wide shot revealing that yet another child has found the NAME NAME on a different planet in another galaxy a billion years later You got something of the concept even without the last bit though Cool SMILEY Sorry about your being so far from NAME Had a glimpse of her in one of the photos your dad brought Very nice NAME well guess you ll find out if there s any truth to the saying absence makes the heart grow fonder Will pass on the rest as it arrives Your spacey friend NAME Things Hi NAME Things are not so bad I m feeling quite a lot better and am trying to do some work well perhaps not this morning Do you still want me to copy your dissertation files onto a NAME and send it to you NAME the corridor is not too lonely and you can always go to NAME and say hi to people there Has college food improved Is everyone well Have a good day NAME Re NAME Hi NAME Okay if you re sure but let me know if you want me to send them NAME Hi NAME If you would nt mind sending the files to me that would be great although there is no real rush actually I ve got a cd here so just wait until you get back Thanks NAME Things NAME I want to write to you about some stuff Throughout my time at NAME you have been a great blessing to me your friendship honesty and companionship have meant a great deal When I look back at NAME and think about how fantastic it was you will be one of the reasons why I think that This year we have seen a lot less of each other There are some obvious reasons for that ie for the first time we do nt live in the same immediate vicinity so we do nt pass each other like we used to and we ca nt just pop in on our way somewhere I ve missed that but it is of course inevitable I m also aware that I ve spent a lot more time working this year and that has meant a certain amount of recluseness I guess that s a price I pay for the standards I set myself Perhaps the main reason though is because of NAME You have given a lot more time attention etc to her and her friends than you have to us your old friends apart from NAME for obvious reasons and you are not wrong to have done that it is genuinely your choice who you give yourself to I have been hurt at times by how you ve acted and I ll explain why from pretty much the start of the first year you were very open and honest with me about how you were feeling and what you were thinking about etc and I was very privileged to be in that position I did not deserve your trust and companionship but you gave it to me I have felt that right through the first NUM years and into the third but since you have got together with NAME you have not really talked to me at all about anything going on in your life That is OK like I say you do nt owe it to me to share yourself with me but it has meant a lot to me and now I have lost it That is why it hurts The reason I do nt come and see you more often is that you are with NAME almost every time I have been round and I ca nt relate to you and her in the same way that I relate to you I do nt know her and unfortunately I have nt do nt have time to get to know her I m not saying this is right but it s how I feel The reason I m saying all this is because I want you to know that I do nt value your friendship any less now than I have ever done The reason I do nt see you is not because I do nt want to I am not trying to give you a guilt trip about the choices you ve made this year I do nt think your decisions have been wrong But I do nt think I can have the friendship with you at the moment that I ve had with you over the last few years I just want you to know how I really feel I do nt want you to make more of an effort to see me Just do nt feel that I do nt care any more or something Anyway pretty heavy stuff but I felt I could write it better and definitely more quickly than saying it SMILEY NAME this one s in colour Dear NAME CONGRATULATIONS How brilliant is that for a degree result with love NAME this one s in colour Dear NAME NAME TULATIONS How brilliant is that for a degree result with love NAME Re this weekend will let you know am punting with NAME and here friends in the afternoon you may well be able to join us Will see what NAME thinks is best speak soon NAME SMILEY From NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re this weekend NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Re saturday evening I ve planned to meet with NAME then to go over some programming project that I m working on How about in the day on Saturday NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE The new NAME NUM advanced junk mail protection and NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re this weekend Cool Will let you know when I have had a word with NAME about what she has planned I am meeting NAME on Sunday morning so you could always meet us then Have nt totally sorted stuff with him yet how disorganised is this but will let you know Otherwise I think Sat evening is a distinct posibility Most likely give you a call late this evening ish or tomorrow morning once I ve worked things out with the NAME girl SMILEY Looking forward to seeing you Take care NAME SMILEY From NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME I shall be in NAME now so when and where would you like to meet My house NAME s Town NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE TIME IS TIME IS TOO SLOW FOR THOSE WHO WAIT TOO SWIFT FOR THOSE WHO FEAR TOO LONG FOR THOSE WHO GRIEVE TOO SHORT FOR THOSE WHO REJOICE BUT FOR THOSE WHO LOVE TIME IS ETERNITY just had to send this one on NAME bless NAME xx my NAME website WEBSITE check out this site WEBSITE Work like you do nt need money love like you ve never been hurt and dance like NUM s watching Do You NAME NAME Health Feel better live better WEBSITE NAME The most amazing thing has happened maybe My sister has been to see a specialist in NAME and not only does he think he knows what s wrong with her if it is what he thinks then he can cure it Is nt that the best I only hope that it is what he says not exactly sure what that is but something to do with leaking fluid in her brain and she will get better PRAISE THE LORD Thank you for all the times you prayed with me in NAME group for her More prayer that it will be okay would be brilliant if you have the time Hope you re well love from NAME NAME NAME s Yearbook Entry NAME FAREWELL Exuberantly cheerful Canadian and sometimes rather crazy understatement of the year NAME is as he says a really great guy In NAME s Week he charmed everyone with his so on a scale of one to NUM ice breaking questions although since then he has extended his repertoire First year saw NAME setting up the NAME s Photographic Society and busying himself with such prestigious tasks as NAME NAME photography Often seen with a camera in hand and some enthusiastic initiate in tow this is certainly an interest he has developed CHAR keen fencer in second year NAME delighted and amused his flatmates by practising his skilful moves in their corridor He also regaled them with truly mindexpanding geology lectures serenaded them as he practised his guitar early in the mornings and taught them much about economy The words NAME NAME and CU are virtually synonymous as he has demonstrated over his NUM years at NAME s Last year also saw him leading NAME s Hall Worship every Friday in the college chapel This year NAME made his debut on the hockey field and a truly unique debut it was Probably best described as a primeval apemantiger hybrid even the referee had to have words with him and ask him to tone down his enthusiasm Nothing however could ever dampen his enthusiasm for his in famous Sunday afternoon walks NAME hikes and earlier this year to his great delight he found himself a willing companion in the form of the lovely NAME NAME NAME really is a great crazy and trustworthy friend to many try as you may you ca nt help but like this guy resistance is indeed futile Re NAME s First Term at University nd year Hi NAME Thanks so much for the continuing saga of NAME s university life You do seem to have a great time over there Funny though as far as the cooking goes I always thought that you were a great cook At least that s what your Mom has been telling us I reread Psalm NUM and it is a great one a little overwhelming though to really think of how well NAME knows each of us And sometimes we think we have our own secrets NOT from NAME We had a great visit with your Mom last month It was so nice to see her and spend the day with her It is so wonderful to have friends that you just pick up and carry on from the last time you saw them THat s the way it is with your family We had a great time discussing another trip to NAME next summer NAME and NAME are planning to take time off work to do it if it all comes together I did nt think that we 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but you know I get so many of those each day I have to delete them anyway SMILEY I ve developed NUM films now all turn out well I will send you some prints Take care NAME NAME You have probably heard but delete immediately any message with the header NAME Dad Re Viruses NAME Congrats on your brother and his commitment and all tell him well done As for the virus yeh it would have come from me and by now you would be getting loads of messages saying Mail delivery failed returning message to sender If you have any of those type emails then I would go get an antivirus program If not you probably do nt have what I had Nevertheless it is worth protecting yourself for the future and I m not talking about safe sex if you hear what I mean Anyway thanks for the epic about your summer adventures I write this from NAME I ve been here a few days and I start my course on Monday and I m playing for NAME City s on Saturday so I m pretty happy And thanks again for the NAME NAME contact details as I ve 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NAME NAME NAME Contact Details NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute of Public Health NUM NUM University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME SR new email EMAIL Dear NAME NAME New Year to you and your family For the flight look at WEBSITE The flight I mentioned to you is on Wed NUM January from NAME NAME to NAME at NUM The cost without taxes is NUM pounds If you want to leave the day before at NUM the price is NUM pounds You can also explore to arrive at NAME NAME We ll organize your seminar at NUM o clock on NUM January So you ll be free to leave say NUM am I d suggest you to visit NAME or NAME In NAME the temperature is higher than in NAME and the climate is as in Spring time NAME has got more a continental climate only NUM hours far from NAME or even less The art is incredible in both cities but the atmosfere in NAME is more lively From NAME to NAME by train is about NUM hours If you choose NAME you have to loook at NAME air from NAME NAME if you choose NAME you have to look at NAME 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is just the very earliest stage of what most agree will be a very long conflict I m sure you re getting as much detail as to what preparations and alliances are forming so I wo nt go into that We ll see what falls out soon enough Certainly in my opinion the most difficult struggle will take place in the Moslem NAME itself the leaders and peoples of these nations must each decide what Islam is really about whether submission to NAME I read somewhere that that was the definition of the very word Islam means sticking up for one s own no matter what horrible acts they commit in the name of their beliefs or something greater It is my inclination that most will choose the greater However I do nt kid myself about it being easy At the end of this we may see more moslem on moslem violence than voilence from without From any scenario it s a grim picture We must pray for them too We ve had a few isolated reports of a few individuals attacking or harassing people who look like they might be of middle eastern heritage or mosques but they seemed to have ceased after the first few days There is a mosque not far from my home here where someone went to pour gasoline but the cops arrested him The next day dozens of neighborhood people joined hands with the American muslims who worship there and folks honked their support from their cars as they drove by There have been many such reports of Americans of all races religions previous nationalites getting together like this all over the country It s really great This is the NAME I ve always wanted to live in so gosh for the first time I can say I m proud to be an American So yes for now it seems things are under control I understand your countrymen s concern about the blank check notion On the other hand this really is an enemy not just of NUM country but the world as it is So it s very heartening to hear NAME and NAME for that matter promise all for NUM and one for all The fact that even NAME NAME and now even NAME are throwing in is 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sill NUM NAME I agree with your changes Yes better put tm after the NAME products as well Yes the compass clino is digital Yes simplfy not simply Cheers NAME I also noticed that most of the programs have TM after them but not the microsoft NUM Is this because there is no need to do this for NAME CE and Access I do nt really know about this but if this is the case it might be better to NAME them too Hardware for digital geologic mapping will be a rugged NAME NAME NAME NAME CE and a NAME with optional NAME NAME digital camera and digital if it is compass clinometer Issues to be resolved include the integration of traditional and digital geological mapping methods and hardware communications between different mapping equipment The use of wireless technologies will be investigated to simply simplify remove simply the mapping apparatus Software to be used include digital databases NAME NAME fieldbased and desktop NAME packages and visualisation software such as NAME Here the aim will be to design an appropriate database structure that will allow integrated and efficient data acquisition and visualisation Other then that it looks great Thanks so much NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME I m sorry to have to tell you that the NAME have pulled out of funding this PhD studentship This has left us completely in the lurch and I do nt see anyway of funding this studentship now I m sorry to bring this bad news Thanks for talking the time to apply for the project and good luck for the future Best wishes NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re whip NAME into shape Dear NAME I m disappointed Just because you do nt know when your mum s birthday is either is no good reason not to reply NAME NAME Dear NAME Unruly elder brothers dealt with how are you Did you get my email after your chapel service How did it go in the end How s work And everything else Generally I m fine my friends are a little bit up and down at the moment and it s quite hard not to get involved I m also not doing very well work wise this term which is discouraging but I ve been thinking about it this evening and have decided there s no point having a defeatist attitude even when things are difficult NAME said to treat it as a challenge and I guess it will be more enjoyable that way I d better get back to work here but please email me if you have time and let me know how you re doing Lots of love NAME xxx On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME can you get NAME to respond to my other emails regarding NAME s Birthday please Thanks Hope you are well NAME Re Why I do nt want a NAME as a copilot I like your provisos Are you going on the prince bishop with the CU I am That is on the thursday night it would be good if you came along although I fear that you might not Hope you go if NAME was going too NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Yes of course you may stay in my room again Proviso is that you and NAME have dinner at NAME NAME SMILEY Hope your presentation goes well NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME Have you multiplied I m glad you won though next time it will not be as easy to beat you if you stop building your roads Oh well And what are you saying about bmy hair Do you think I want hair like that or indeed that I have hair like that Shocking Work is ok but got a presentation to do on thurs or friday That is nt quite done yet My interview for my NAME is on thurday next week so NAME willing I will come up on wednesday next week If it is ok with you I d love to stay in your room again please Thanks NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Hey NAME Not at all that s what friends are for to roll out the old clich Yes I enjoyed the game so much so that NAME NAME and I played it again on Sunday evening and guess what I won NAME Note this unforeseen occurrence may have had something to do with the abandonment of my incessant road building Yes indeed and I want a rematch with you too SMILEY NAME the lure of the light sabre But he has NAME NAME as his father Would nt have thought you would mind the hair Besides I already have a pretty girl Oh good grief NAME Please How bad have you got it Laugh it up fuzzball Just kidding enjoy your week my friend NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME thanks for putting me up again and for the great time we had on friday night I loved that game even if I did nt win In answer to your question I would prefer to be NAME because he doens I get frozen well actually he does I guess too but he has a light sabre and is generally cool except for his hair Besides I already have a pretty girl NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Why I do nt want a NAME as a copilot Hey NAME Not at all that s what friends are for to roll out the old clich Yes I enjoyed the game so much so that NAME NAME and I played it again on Sunday evening and guess what I won NAME Note this unforeseen occurrence may have had something to do with the abandonment of my incessant road building Yes indeed and I want a rematch with you too SMILEY NAME the lure of the light sabre But he has NAME NAME as his father Would nt have thought you would mind the hair Besides I already have a pretty girl Oh good grief NAME Please How bad have you got it Laugh it up fuzzball Just kidding enjoy your week my friend NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME thanks for putting me up again and for the great time we had on friday night I loved that game even if I did nt win In answer to your question I would prefer to be NAME because he doens I get frozen well actually he does I guess too but he has a light sabre and is generally cool except for his hair Besides I already have a pretty girl NAME Re Why I do nt want a NAME as a copilot Yes of course you may stay in my room again Proviso is that you and NAME have dinner at NAME NAME SMILEY Hope your presentation goes well NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME Have you multiplied I m glad you won though next time it will not be as easy to beat you if you stop building your roads Oh well And what are you saying about bmy hair Do you think I want hair like that or indeed that I have hair like that Shocking Work is ok but got a presentation to do on thurs or friday That is nt quite done yet My interview for my NAME is on thurday next week so NAME willing I will come up on wednesday next week If it is ok with you I d love to stay in your room again please Thanks NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Hey NAME Not at all that s what friends are for to roll out the old clich Yes I enjoyed the game so much so that NAME NAME and I played it again on Sunday evening and guess what I won NAME Note this unforeseen occurrence may have had something to do with the abandonment of my incessant road building Yes indeed and I want a rematch with you too SMILEY NAME the lure of the light sabre But he has NAME NAME as his father Would nt have thought you would mind the hair Besides I already have a pretty girl Oh good grief NAME Please How bad have you got it Laugh it up fuzzball Just kidding enjoy your week my friend NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME thanks for putting me up again and for the great time we had on friday night I loved that game even if I did nt win In answer to your question I would prefer to be NAME because he doens I get frozen well actually he does I guess too but he has a light sabre and is generally cool except for his hair Besides I already have a pretty girl NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Why I do nt want a NAME as a copilot Excellent Err I know nothing of any trip on the NAME NAME Must be out of the loop on that one Of course I d go but I have a prior engagement It s NAME NAME s birthday meal probably NAME s bella pasta etc followed by cake in NAME Vac and I am going to that Are nt you NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote I like your provisos Are you going on the prince bishop with the CU I am That is on the thursday night it would be good if you came along although I fear that you might not Hope you go if NAME was going too NAME Re Why I do nt want a NAME as a copilot NAME Have you multiplied I m glad you won though next time it will not be as easy to beat you if you stop building your roads Oh well And what are you saying about bmy hair Do you think I want hair like that or indeed that I have hair like that Shocking Work is ok but got a presentation to do on thurs or friday That is nt quite done yet My interview for my NAME is on thurday next week so NAME willing I will come up on wednesday next week If it is ok with you I d love to stay in your room again please Thanks NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote Hey NAME Not at all that s what friends are for to roll out the old clich Yes I enjoyed the game so much so that NAME NAME and I played it again on Sunday evening and guess what I won NAME Note this unforeseen occurrence may have had something to do with the abandonment of my incessant road building Yes indeed and I want a rematch with you too SMILEY NAME the lure of the light sabre But he has NAME NAME as his father Would nt have thought you would mind the hair Besides I already have a pretty girl Oh good grief NAME Please How bad have you got it Laugh it up fuzzball Just kidding enjoy your week my friend NAME NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME thanks for putting me up again and for the great time we had on friday night I loved that game even if I did nt win In answer to your question I would prefer to be NAME because he doens I get frozen well actually he does I guess too but he has a light sabre and is generally cool except for his hair Besides I already have a pretty girl NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Will have to be random ryvita I m on a diet Hi NAME excellent to hear that I can get away with being waffly NAME NAME do not apologise for such a great email I am here all alone at the moment for the next few days and you made me smile laugh and go PRAISE NAME I m so glad that NAME was what it was Just reading through your message made me think Man This girl is on fire So either you have really been booted up the rear or you are a great actor Thanks for sharing all that with me NAME NAME it was good to tell someone I am so scared I m going a talk on what I did in NAME and giving my testimony at church in September in front of my parents and sister and everything and I REALLY hate talking about anything in front of them Also NAME is going to be there which is another worry I really need NAME s courage on this one Still what s the worst that can happen I get embarassed And I m used to that I know what you mean by promises we are so bad at keeping them What do you think makes us break them Some thoughts I just had Perhaps we are so bad at keeping promises because we do nt really have the heart to keep them We have lived so long not in line with NAME that we have really forgotten what an amazing privaledge it is to be his children It is like we have gone off the path of righteousness see early proverbs and gone the crooked hard way with lots of boulders in our path and lots of darkness so we ca nt see anything It is hard going that way but we are somehow drawn to it I do nt know why Still even though we make a promise to turn around it is sometimes a long time until we get back to the right path and I think that is why we keep breaking out turning around and running back down the stupid dark evil path Well we are fallen creatures We have that in our nature to rebel and go and do what we want That s why we break promises But I do nt think NAME wants us to say to him Look NAME I promise never to fall away from your path again I ll always pray NUM times a day and be full of love for my fellow man NUM hours a day for the rest of my life Yes he wants us to do all those things but even if we say that we will never keep it and then when we do break it we ll feel guilty another sin so I m told and be separated from NAME even more So I think that a better way of seeing renewed obedience to NAME is not in terms of promises which we break and which just drive us further away but in terms of a decision to persevere towards the way NAME wants us to be That way we will be moving forward even though we fail and our feelings of guilt will not be as much because we recognise our faliures I think that s a heathier attitude With promises it s like you re ignoring the fact you have these certain flaws and with a decision you give NAME the chance to show you and solve your flaws by acknowleging them If that makes any sense at all Also NAME talks about the wide gate and the narrow gate So few will find the path to righteousness because actually do nt we all know it s really hard to follow NAME when the path of least resistance is the wide way of sin Sin s just less effort to do I wonder why NAME does nt always immediatly bring us back into a perfect relationship with him Is it because sometimes he wants us to realise just how far away from Him we have got Probably But how is it NAME s place to bring us back to where we were before and closer I mean we re the NUM who ve moved not NAME So do nt we have to make the effort to rebuild our closeness with NAME ourselves by bringing ourselves closer to him I ve had a similar experience to this recently and thankfully NAME NAME I feel like I m just about back on the path but am scared that for some reason I may slip and fall back into the darkness like it is pulling me down off the side of the path I do nt want to fall but it sometimes feels like I am being dragged off by some tenticles of darkness Sounds dramatic eh It is also scary sometimes but I keep praying NAME please keep me pure and holy give me the strength to walk your way I do know what you mean It is so easy to go back to the wide path NAME talks about especially since I m just so lazy It is so hard though to trust NAME It is hard to see his plans working out but I hope that I will be able to trust that NAME has a brilliant plan for me The problem I suffer from is that I know it in my head but rarely in my heart That is when I am on my own When I am with lots of other Christians or nonchristians even my faith is such a lot stronger Odd is nt it I guess then it moves from being theory to real life I do nt know I m still trying to work through it all I certainly feel that my emotions are better when I m with lots of Christians but I do nt trust emotion I like the feeling of fellowship I get when I m in CU or a really enthusiastic meeting but they re not lasting feelings The real feelings of peace I ve had have only been when I ve been alone in my own head with NAME and not really participating in any group worship Either that or when people have been praying for me Actually perhaps I do know what you mean I find it easier to pray and try to follow NAME when I know that there are other Christians around who I could go and speak to I do nt have to do it but just know theyre there But at home I feel really alone So NAME I know what you mean I hope NAME is good Sounds very exciting I am thinking about doing a volcanology PhD at the moment but I do nt know really We will see what happens as I still do nt know if the place has been filled or not Found out that it has been filled NAME NAME I m praying for you Off to NAME tomorrow and I m so worried I m going to be on my own too WIth no idea of waht to do Hey you ca nt do that That s MY field I ve discovered that the volcano observatory in NAME does volunteerships for a minimum of NUM months which does nt get you any money and you have to pay your way food wise etc but may get you a project and definitely gets you cool work experience Also they re desperate for people with doing actual degrees in Geology to do digital mapping of recent lava flows look them up on WEBSITE I ll do that NAME graduated the year before you came to NAME did a similar thing if not the same thing Though I am also thinking about going to NAME and staying in NAME too NAME Both at the same time That s some trick The problem I m finding with reading the NAME at the moment is that I m so overwhelmed with things to learn and remember and take in NUM feel so swamped that I ll never understand and remember and put it all into use Some thoughts and sorry if they are patronising they ar nt meant to be Try writing down what you are reading and thinking about and do nt just put down stuff about your passage Write about what is going on in your life to and what you are thinking and how the bible relates to your situation and if you believe it or not Be honest Write prayers down make a priority to spend time with NAME Then every month or so look back at what types of things you have been feeling thinking I think if you have nt done anything like this before you will be surprised at how many times you repeat yourself and how stupid you look in retrospect That s a good idea I have tried in the past but it usually only lasts a couple of days It will be good discipline for me to persevere And it was nt patronising Urgh Must pack bags Hope you have fun and find out what your going to do with your life from NAME SMILEY Will have to be random ryvita I m on a diet Hi NAME I look forward to hearing about what happened in NAME It sounds very exciting Oh it was such a blessing There s so much to tell do nt worry I sha nt go on too long firstly it was so good to see what had been done on the building and with the people since last year That was encouraging We met some new friends and got better aquainted with old NUM We worked with NAME s strength behind us NAME abounds Still for me I have to say that I went to NAME because I was bored I was nt even planning to go but they had a spare place so I did for something to do And I thought after last year that perhaps I could do with spurring on somehow in my faith I ve totally given up on myself this last year Not on NAME I know He is faithful see But I knew that I d made so many promises to follow Him again This time NAME I will do your will I will pray I wo nt be lazy And every time it did nt happen For a year So I told NAME look I wo nt try anymore because I do nt want to insult you with promises I know I ca nt keep And I gave up Now NAME really helped me during the week But it was still all the same as before And on the last day we were there the Sunday we had a joint English Polish service ans my friend NAME gave her testimony and others etc And I was sitting down when my Polish friend NAME sang a song in Polish and thinking I ve been so unhappy this last year So while I was there I thought some things in these words pretty much And the thought went like this Well NAME We can do this NUM ways There s the first way and that s the easy way You can make a decision now to follow me and be happy And it wo nt be really easy but I want you to do it Or there s the second way the hard way You can carry on as you are doing running away and be miserable indefinitely and I shall have to follow you to the ends of the earth and drag you back kicking by the hair which I will do We can do it this way if you want And I thought NAME Okay Well what do I do about it Do I stand up and say this now Shall I Shall I Please give me a sign Nothing happend And I did nt do anything publicly But I thought I ve got a decision to make Whom shall I tell And I thought about telling NAME and then I thought about telling the Pastor And in the end I did nt After lunch we were going to a village church plant somewhere and doing some English stuff there so I asked NAME if I could say something and I was really thinking about it and thought about Psalm NUM You know Where can I hid from your love etc etc About NAME following you everywhere And I really was nt sure So anyway we went to the service and ALL the Polish songs were about NAME seeking us and being faithful and calling us Then the reading was Psalm NUM I thought okay NAME I wanted a sign I got a big kick in the seat of the pants That ll do So instead of NAME I stood up and said all of this with NAME NAME translating and NUM thought I do nt know how to end this so I just said What can I do What shall I do I m going to have to choose the easy way because I do nt want to be dragged anywhere by the hair And really really this was not a conversion moment At all Not in my mind My view of NAME has nt changed I ve always always know that He is faithful and almighty What I had done was made a decision not a promise promises break and then you do nt have to do them anymore decisions you must stick to even after you screw up to make an effort for NAME and pray and study and there was NO EMOTION Love for me at least I ve never been in love so I ca nt tell what the feeling would be anyway is not a feeling but a decision to act as NAME wants So I sat down and the WHOLE room a tiny wooden room in a tiny farm in a tiny hamlet in the middle of nowhere was crying and I got hugged by everyone even the Polish farmers and the English ex meat inspector And I got prayed for in NUM languages And I felt no emotion at all but I m glad I said something because I ca nt let these people down now Also I got given cake My friend NAME who stood up and preached on NAME NUM NUM said I d saved him half his sermon It s funny how NAME works in rustic surroundings in rustic people in all of our lives so funny it is I think He likes to be dramatic I am so sorry I havent said much about NAME But I wanted to tell someone else what happened who wasnt there I hope that was nt too long One of the things that I am thinking a lot about now is How much do I want to earn Which is a really weird question But it really is nt because I am trying to work out how important a good job is for me over how much money I want to earn Humm I do nt think it s weird at all I d much rather have a low paid job where I could be NAME NAME than lots of money and be as stressed as my dad The problem is with jobs that you enjoy is that they start out like that and then you get promoted and paid more to do a job you re not trained for and do nt enjoy So think carefully I hope NAME is good Sounds very exciting I am thinking about doing a volcanology PhD at the moment but I do nt know really We will see what happens as I still do nt know if the place has been filled or not Hey you ca nt do that That s MY field I ve discovered that the volcano observatory in NAME does volunteerships for a minimum of NUM months which does nt get you any money and you have to pay your way food wise etc but may get you a project and definitely gets you cool work experience Also they re desperate for people with doing actual degrees in Geology to do digital mapping of recent lava flows look them up on WEBSITE It s a thought at least although perhaps you need a more stable kind of actual qualification thing Anyway the PhD sounds cool where s it based Do nt say NAME Would you ever consider working with NAME NAME Although I guess if you re going to be a Christian example to your colleagues then you could nt find a more needful subject It sounds like NAME has been very sticky to you recently NAME old NAME I am trying to work through Proverbs at the moment and there is a lot to learn from that NAME yes by definition I think the last chapter is the best although for obvious reasons look it up it probably wo nt do much for you Unless you have misled ideas of a womans place in the world that need to be corrected of course I ve been reading NAME It is really quite mind boggling All the things about NUM headed angels and wheels covered in eyes It makes you think Is that really what heaven is like but I m sure though NAME is terrifying he is nt freaky scary It s really challenging I m reading it along with some Bible notes it really forces you to think about where your priorities are and what exactly you place more important than NAME It s going to be really hard working through it all and it makes me so aware of exactly how much I need to change completely to even start to work towards what NAME desires Happily I m not living in Old Testament times and I have joy because NAME has died for all the faliures I m going to make along the way and all the failings I have that I do nt even realise yet There really is no hope AT ALL for me without NAME I was reading all the prophesis about the death of all NAME and how repulsive we all are in NAME s sight because of what we have done and the idolatry we ve commited while listening to some modern worship songs Some of them seem really inappropriate in juxtaposition with NAME s words to NAME too self satisfied and comfortable The problem I m finding with reading the NAME at the moment is that I m so overwhelmed with things to learn and remember and take in NUM feel so swamped that I ll never understand and remember and put it all into use That looks really silly having written that Of course I m never going to My brother NAME and I are going for a big long trip around north NAME for NUM weeks which should be great fun I am looking forward to that although I would love to have a clue about what is going to happen next year NAME NUM vs NUM Do nt worry about anything but in all your prayers ask NAME for what you need always asking him with a thankful heart And NAME s peace which is far beyond all human understanding will keep your hearts and minds safe in union with NAME NAME And when you do find out what you re going to do I m sure it ll be very exciting HAve you been watching the games on TV My brother has had it on the whole time so I am feeling very much sported out No I ve been jetting around the world and in NAME I ve got NAME 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much for putting me up again last weekend It was great fun and just what NAME and I needed thank you thank you thank you So now you are finished your exams perhaps yesterday was the last exam you will ever write Is that a scary or a pleasent thought If it is a nice thought you are normal If you like exams you are wierd Anyway better return to my work I just thought I would drop you a line to say WELL DONE WITH FINISHING YOUR TAUGHT PART OF YOUR COURSE NAME NAME s almost done his degree Scary And I remember when you were a scared little first year look at you now awwww NAME it s almost christmas See you at new Year NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Exams and exams go on until they stop NAME you re not in NAME my mistake NAME exams are finished Hey NAME I jsut wrote organic chemistry NUM and I think tht it went fairly well There was NUM mechanism that I know I messed up on because even though it is 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are capable of runnign the country are the NUM who are too smart to get into politics unless there s great need Take NAME NAME He could have been NAME s frist black president and get into history just bewcause of that but he did nt want to be in that position So now he s the secretary of state and making sure that NAME doens nt get carried away with antyhing All I can say is taht it s a good thing that he s in a position of great influenece in the states right now So I m going home in NUM days I m really looking forwarrd to it I m at CHAR of CHAR with a lab position for the summer and I m gping to be training really hard with of course a good balance of screwing around with my friends I ll be up at one of my roommates places in NAME Bay on the May NUM weekend for a camping trip to an island that he and his friends have been goign on for the last few years It s called camp gitch becasue they hoist a pair of underwear on a flag pole and moon boaters who go by yes I know very mature but 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your email but I m afraid I was unable to make it yesterday my parents are staying until Sunday so we re trying to make the most of it they live down in NAME and therefore do nt get to see NAME very often But I ll almost certainly be able to make it next Wednesday and I ll try to look at all the relevant parts of NAME before then and read through the booklet Was it a good discussion on Wednesday Were the brownies nice Anyway have a great weekend and I hope NAME s manages to provide enough college food to fill you up See you next Wednesday NAME WEBSITE Hi NAME I hope you have fun with your parents today too It s great that they could stay for so long I ca nt wait until the holidays to start with revision NAME We did have quite a good discussion on Wednesday although NAME was nt there We were joined by a new guys called NAME and so that was good No brownies last week but CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES Last week we were looking at the crucifiction of NAME and what it meant Some of the points which we looked at in the following passage The Crucifixion NUM certain man from NAME NAME the father of NAME and NAME was passing by on his way in from the country and they forced him to carry the cross They brought NAME to the place called NAME which means The Place of the Skull Then they offered him wine mixed with myrrh but he did not take it NAME they crucified him Dividing up his clothes they cast lots to see what each would get It was the third hour when they crucified him The written notice of the charge against him read THE KING OF THE NAME They crucified NUM robbers with him one on his right and one on his left NUM Those who passed by hurled insults at him shaking their heads and saying So You who are going to destroy the temple and build it in NUM days come down from the cross and save yourself In the same way the chief priests and the teachers of the law mocked him among themselves He saved others they said but he ca nt save himself Let this NAME this NAME of NAME come down now from the cross that we may see and believe Those crucified with him also heaped insults on him The Death of NAME At the sixth hour darkness came over the whole land until the ninth hour And at the ninth hour NAME cried out in a loud voice NAME NAME lama sabachthani which means My NAME my NAME why have you forsaken me When some of those standing near heard this they said Listen he s calling NAME NAME man ran filled a sponge with wine vinegar put it on a stick and offered it to NAME to drink Now leave him alone Let s see if NAME comes to take him down he said With a loud cry NAME breathed his last The curtain of the temple was torn in NUM from top to bottom And when the NAME who stood there in front of NAME heard his cry and saw how he died he said Surely this man was the NAME of NAME Some women were watching from a distance Among them were NAME NAME NAME the mother of NAME the younger and of NAME and NAME In NAME these women had followed him and cared for his needs Many other women who had come up with him to NAME were also there The Burial of NAME NAME was NAME NAME that is the day before the Sabbath So as evening approached Joseph of NAME a prominent member of the Council who was himself waiting for the kingdom of NAME went boldly to NAME and asked for NAME body Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead Summoning the NAME he asked him if NAME had already died When he learned from the NAME that it was so he gave the body to NAME NAME NAME bought some linen cloth took down the body wrapped it in the linen and placed it in a tomb cut out of rock Then he rolled a stone against the entrance of the tomb Mary NAME and NAME the mother of NAME saw where he was laid vs NUM Darkness in the middle of the day sixth hour The old testament makes it clear that darkness is a sign of NAME s anger NAME was angry at JESUS Why was this NAME was angry at the only man who ever lived a perfect life because NAME had taken on himself all the wrongdoings that WE have commited all our lives And because NAME is a just god this sin had to be punished If it was nt for NAME we would have to face that wrath of NAME ourselves Because of Him we do nt vs NUM NAME dies With this the rescue is complete The punishment is paid We are free ve NUM The curtain of the temple was torn in NUM from top to bottom this curtain was inches thick and separated the people from the part of the Jewish temple which was called the Holy of Holies That was where no one was allowed except the high priest and he only once a year Now ripped from top to bottom not by human hands we are ALL able to have a relationship with the Almighty all powerful creator NAME because he humbled himself so much that he came to earth to pay for our sins himself That is how much NAME loves us That is why NAME came and that is why he died Look forward to seeing you next Wednesday and if you have any questions feel free to email or call me Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM or just bring them along to Explore on 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at the hockey match without him knowing What do you think NAME will probaby come too Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME DH NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodaphone NUM NUM NUM NUM First class blagger Hi NAME Hey great to hear from you and your good news about graduating first class That anything like travelling first class No surprize really considering what a fine chap you are Yes you re hard to resist facetoface But then again so is everybody Think about it SMILEY Anyways since you ve asked my movie script is currently being shipped out to most of the majors in NAME as well as to an inside very inside source by which NAME willing would land it directly into Mr NAME s hands No kidding But sorry a terrible lot of detail in this happening and I m a slow typist so I ll hold my tongue until this thing comes off But that could be weeks maybe even many months before we know anything at all My producer friend down there says 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NAME I have not heard from NAME Shall I book Canadian Affair flight to NAME for June nd and then NAME to NAME and NAME NAME flights I have not yet sorted out the best way to get NAME to NAME but that should be straightforward famous last words NUM point to note is that luggage limits on Canadian Affair flights is small NUM hockey bag is probably what you get Dad NAME NAME Department of Statistical Science University College NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME UK flingle bunt NAME I just remembered that I forgot to tell NAME about Myst Please could you pass on the message on my behalf Thanks I think the weekend went really well and everybody seemed to really enjoy themselves Roll on next year Speak soon NAME NAME I just remembered that I forgot to tell NAME about Myst Please could you pass on the message on my behalf Thanks I think the weekend went really well and everybody seemed to really enjoy themselves Roll on next year Speak soon NAME Fluorescent 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you do nt have it I had a brilliant time in NAME and I ll remember it for a long time It was so much fun and really reaffirmed some of my friendships with Est NAME and NAME so that was great NUM evening we played NAME s game where you all secretly write down answers to the same questions and then guess who said what and NUM question was who in NAME s do you most look up to Your name came up twice I think you ve been a role model and good friend to a lot of us NAME Thank you How are you coping without NAME Have you heard from her I m really appreciating having an extended period of time with NAME normally it s just a month here and a month there Have you made any progress with a job Work for me has got a lot better as I ve got to know people better and been able to have more indepth conversations I find small talk quite wearying This week NUM girl NAME was asking me about church and why I got baptised and what I believe which was great It s been a long time since I shared NAME with a 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NAME mealy thing in my flat NAME CHAR We ll meet at about pm I ll provide the main meal but I ll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink If you could let me know if you can make it I ll know how much food we ll need so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring and let you know in the next day or NUM So if you could reply to me as soon as possible that would be lovely Thanks Love NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM Re NAME Yes if NAME is invited as well pleeease CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and 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to have it then that would be great I could then go off to my second engagement after that Then NAME could come as well Hopefully that will be fine for you NAME ej NAME wrote NAME I ca nt do Tuesday Thursday or Friday so I think maybe you d better have it without me NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME St NAME s College NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of NAME Mobile vodafone NUM NUM NUM NUM FOOD Hi Next week on Wednesday th June we re going to have a NAME NAME mealy thing in my flat NAME CHAR We ll meet at about pm I ll provide the main meal but I ll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink If you could let me know if you can make it I ll know how much food we ll need so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring and let you know in the next day or NUM So if you could reply to me as soon as possible that would be lovely Thanks Love NAME Re NAME ok provided it is nt a fish b baked beans or CHAR NAME From NAME NAME To CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject Re NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Count me in NAME CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME NAME NUM helps ELIMINATE EMAIL VIRUSES Get NUM months FREE NAME Hi again I just wanted to let you lot know what is going on with NAME my brother in law at present Some of you are already aware that NAME cancer returned last month and did not look good We have all been very worried and it has not been an easy time although NAME and NAME are amazing and refuse to complain or let it get them down Anyway following extensive tests we have been informed that the return is worse than we d feared Basically the cancer has not only returned and spread in the area it was before the muscle and nerves of his right shoulder and chest but it is now in several areas of his bones his pelvis right hip and his back As this no doubt sounds it is scarily bad The doctors say they will not be able to cure him and can only try to control the spread and ease the pain Basically we ve been told that excepting a miracle he is going to die and they are talking months I do nt think I have yet properly grasped this idea but although it is such devastating news we have handled it amazingly well and have NAME to thank for it I do nt understand it and am not sure I ever will fully but I do know that NAME must know what is going on and if it is part of His plan then however reluctantly sobeit Please pray for NAME and NAME right now and for my family and NAME parents as we all come to terms with the news On a more cheerful note my sister NAME is getting married on th Oct to her boyfriend of NUM and a half months man NAME is his name and he s great I ve been busy sorting stuff for the wedding designing making and writing invites etc and am to be a bridesmaid wahay I get to dress up Anyway it is late and I need some shuteye Thanks for reading and for your thoughts and prayers bye for now lots of love NAME xxx Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE For the attention of NAME NAME Hey NAME NAME the exams are going well Mine are looming and I STILL do nt have the foggiest clue about most of the topics I dunno people round here are just too clever they make me feel small On the other hand I m slowly learning to accept that I m not always going to be the best at things like work In fact nowhere near the best most of the time so that s got to be a good thing me learning to accept it that is Serious things aside your water fight sounded cool The weather here s been quite cold for the past few days and very rainy today But water fights are to be planned So is punting although only once it stops raining If you email NAME tell him in the strongest terms you feel like using to email me or else I have been sending him emails to which he never replies and I ve even send him an ultimatum threatening dire consequences involving marmite if he does nt and STILL I get no response Honestly NAME NAME had her first Alevel this morning General Studies Hopefully she will be able to confirm my estimate of the number of rows of bricks from the floor to the ceiling of the sports hall What else can I tell you that will be interesting Um I do nt think there s anything else really as nothing much is going on round here I really hope your exams go well and that you achieve the best you can Does term end as soon as your exams end If so wow You will be lazing around and eating icecream while I do my exams and gloating about it too no doubt Well that s what I d do anyhow Lots of love and bye for now NAME xxx On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey People Guess what happened this morning Fire Alarm Fun Fun Fun Some idiot was burning toast at NUM NUM You would think that people who were smart enough to get to NAME would be able to cook toast You would also think that they would nt be cooking it at that time in the morning Well it did get me up I suppose Revision is going much better this morning I should do OK in tomorrow s fun exam It is just a bit more detailed than what we did at Alevel NAME We had so much fun last night just as I was going to go to bed Lets just say it involved COPIOUS amounts of water friends and NAME and NAME s room It was quite funny as they thought I was going to soak them for some reason so they had set up a water trap on top of the door NAME I am too cunning and cunningly realised what they were up to and also I was nt planning to soak them either so did nt get wet Anyway someone had to so we tried to get NAME wet by shoving him into the water trap Eventually he was 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night I think that extremely hard is even an understatement It was a bit lonely going back to my flat on my own but I prayed loads and sorted some stuff out and I eventually calmed down a little bit Hopefully he should be back at NAME s now with you all The only thing saving me from being completely overwhelmed at the moment is definitely the weather Hot NAME blue skies Gorgeous But believe me I d trade it all to be with you all in NAME right now I keep trying to imagine what you re all doing I want lots of news I want to hear about all the freshers and what s going on in college So lots of emails and letters would be greatly appreciated I m not sure how often I ll be able to check emails as I ca nt access it at work and therefore I ll have to go to an NAME Cafe My address is C Maestro NAME NUM NUM izda NUM NAME NAME However as my letter box is small which NAME will know what I mean I ca nt receive anything bigger than a normal letter envelope Anything bigger would have to be sent to my work where the address is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Espa CHAR NUM NUM NAME The Chamber of Commerce where I am working is on the street which goes the length of the sea front which is rather pleasant Anyway I hope that term has started well for you all and for those of you in college I hope that you are coping with the food I miss you all very much Do nt work too hard lots of love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Dear everyone NAME asked me to forward this to you all with lots of love Hope you re all well NAME NAME Well I arrived safely in NAME over a week ago now and this is the first chance I have had to get to a computer The majority of my first week was spent trying to find somewhere to live This proved to be quite an ordeal I didnacutet mind sharing a flat but literally everyone smokes and you should have seen some of the dumps people were living in Anyway after many problems sleepness nights and trails around NAME with NAME I eventually found somewhere on Tuesday and moved in at NAME Its a flat to myself so its a little bit more expensive than anticipated but still cheaper than living in NAME Its all modern and nice and I have a TV and everything There are more cooking utensils than we have at home but possibly not as many as we had in NAME A last year I started work on Monday morning Things have been a bit slow this week as there wasnacutet much to do but I was thrown in the deep end and had to answer the phone on my first day Those of you who have ever been to NAME will know how the spanish tend to speak at the speed of machine guns Its impossible to understand them Still I think I handled things ok NAME left last night I think that extremely hard is even an understatement It was a bit lonely going back to my flat on my own but I prayed loads and sorted some stuff out and I eventually calmed down a little bit Hopefully he should be back at NAME s now with you all The only thing saving me from being 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you in college I hope that you are coping with the food I miss you all very much Don t work too hard lots of love NAME xxx Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE From Dad Please phone CHAR NAME and CHAR NAME s to talk to CHAR NAME who wants to come to see you Perhaps he can come to a mission event Dad Please phone CHAR NAME and CHAR NAME s to talk to CHAR NAME who wants to come to see you Perhaps he can come to a mission event Dad frustrating topic Hi NAME Thanks for the emails you obviously had a great time away As to the Creation NAME Earth business Do nt get too upset about it I think people are doing a great deal of harm but they are usually willing to say NAME is white when pressed Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable when you change to channel NUM you usually get something with pictures and sound unless there is a freak weather situation Likewise dating When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock each with its own different half life and give the same age concordance the method ca nt be said to be false The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics eg the NAME clock which now replaces our world s measurement of time NAME can go wrong things such as weathering or reheating rocks above their NAME temperature which resets their clocks can occur but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example understandable situations which can usually be checked I also do nt believe our NAME plays silly games with us He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say NAME ha I only put those oldlooking fossils there to fool you I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them But if NAME has made everything science will never undermine what He s done or prove He did nt do it Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website It is well worth looking at some of the material there and following links to other articles and books NAME the term goes well and exams are not too harsh NAME From DENIS NAME NAME Science NAME or Foe Full article at WEBSITE Unfortunately the th century has witnessed a revival of biblical scholasticism in some circles often alienating the scientific community from the Gospel quite unnecessarily in the process To take a specific example following centuries of Industry and NAME the scientific evidence that the earth we inhabit is many millions of years old has become overwhelming It requires a deliberate refusal to face the evidence worthy of an ostrich NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME from shintaro by tiggr id EMAIL Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Version NUM NUM NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL From NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME text plain charset usascii NAME Found to be clean Sender EMAIL NAME bulk Status RO Please note that that the assessment test will be on Tuesday th NAME at pm in NAME NUM and on Wednesday morning at NUM am in NAME NUM I would like as many people as possible to attend the Tuesday pm session in NAME to ovoid overcrowding the Mineralogy Lab on Wednesday morning The test will consist of a polished block containing NUM ore mineral The optical properties of the mineral must be described and the mineral identified In addition there are NUM questions based on the lecture and practical material done up until Tuesday of next week that means that material from next Tuesdays lecture will be in the test In order to make the test consistent with previous years this will now be a closed book test and no text books or notes including practical notes will be allowed NAME Fun and Games and NAME Thought you would like to know how NAME my blue heaven is here s the link WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME and I love you NAME NAME NO And get off me Funding Friends NAME have offered me funding I M RICH NAME NAME black and pink photographs NUM I intelligently sent this to myself instead of you part NUM is below Essence of NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE NAME I ve just reread his email His remembrances from NUM years ago are from old chemicals and papers past their sell by dates there is a distinction between that and exhuasted chemicals as I told you earlier Sorry if that caused any confusion NAME Fwd Chapel service NAME LOOK NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your note I d be only to pleased to speak on NAME NUM on Friday rd Thanks for asking What time is the service NAME bless NAME PS I am away all next week but otherwise email is the best way of contacting me Re Fwd Chapel service what does NAME mean NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote cool NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME LOOK NAME Dear NAME Thanks for your note I d be only to pleased to speak on NAME NUM on Friday rd Thanks for asking What time is the service NAME bless NAME PS I am away all next week but otherwise email is the best way of contacting me Re Fwd Explore Leaders team talk Please read NAME thanks for the note I ll chat with NAME I already saw the list from the first week and we re working on getting a couple of people there NAME TS NAME wrote Dear all Thanks so much for willingness to serve NAME as a discussion group leader in Explore It was super to see everyone so keen and gospel focussed at the Tuesday lunchtime meeting CHAR real sense of partnership and support as we try to help those in our groups recognise NAME as NAME the NAME and turn to follow him Just wanting to report back after last night and give a couple of thoughts We had the course in NAME s East NAME and it was a great atmosphere NAME made some great jacket potatoes and it really made for an attractive event that you would be very happy to bring a non Christian to There were NUM of us there in total out of which I think NUM were non Christians Really exciting to be able to study the person of NAME together and explore him together I m very thankful to NAME for these NUM people who came along What was very interesting and a little surprising was that virtually all of these contacts came on their own In my experience of putting on evangelistic events and courses that almost never happens How exciting it is to see that people are so keen to look closer at NAME NAME that they do nt need someone to bring them along But for us as leaders it is tempting to think NAME They ve come along by themselves so I ve now got a table full of people to talk to I want to urge us all not to think like that but rather be saying NAME NAME for bringing these people along on their own but where are all the other people who said they wanted to come Last week we were all so encouraged as we heard of more and more people signing up to do explore NUM by the end of the fortnight Now in previous missions we would probably have been hearing of people making professions of faith but with people so far back it seems more thinking is required But how exciting that NUM people have said to us I want to do explore Here s my email address and college Get in touch with me and help me to look closer at NAME What I m really saying is THE MISSION STARTS HERE We re tempted to drop our heads rightly get back to the books and hope life gets back to normal with our seats in their upright positions NUM people signed up for it most of them only knowing there was a Wed NAME night running Assuming there s a drop off of say NUM that leaves NUM contacts who could make Wed NAME Ie an average of over NUM per night Yet at week NUM of Explore last night the first meeting after the mission only NUM came along And NUM of those brought themselves along The greatest priority NAME should have right now and for the next NUM weeks is these NUM people NUM people who ve offered time to look into NAME NAME NUM people who want to be followed up So what I m asking is whether we can all as a team of Explore Leaders followup as many of these people as we can as soon as we can They need personal invitations to explore someone to say agree to meet them at pm and head over together The bringers could be us in which case you d be exempt for getting there early that week or the keen evangelists in college THE ABSOLUTE PRIORITY HAS TO BE PERSONALLY INVITING THESE NUM PEOPLE ALONG TO EXPLORE It will probably mean door knocking but these folks have already volunteered their information and want to be followed up I do see this as a stewardship issue to which we will be accountable to NAME We will have to answer for how we helped those wanting to find out about his NAME their only way of salvation In closing this teaches us a number of things NUM NAME thanking NAME for the NUM that came and praying that these NUM would be followed up well If people do nt come to explore then they may well have not come to the mission talks all other things being equal Col NUM NUM NAME did nt just want bums on seats in his mission talks but he wanted to present everyone complete and mature in NAME NUM NAME I ve got the list of contacts in colleges who need inviting I will be in NAME from pm and would love to see whoever can outside NAME NAME at pm so that we can then go ahead and invite these interested people along I ve attached the list so that you can look down at those contacts in your college They would be the natural people to followup first Regarding confidentiality do nt leave the lists lying around We are not going to publish names in NAME on college notice boards or on the web I think we sometimes hide behind confidentiality instead of taking risks for NAME but actually talking to interested people NUM Recruit Try to find the keen evangelists in college to help in this If we believe the gospel then the most important thing we do this weekend will be to personally invite these contacts along to explore And as leaders we have to set the pace Noone will bother if we do nt Thanks guys for reading I know we re tired but there s lots to be excited about and still lots to do NAME there are nt more older Christians around to help Praying for you NAME NAME remember Explore motto THE MISSION STARTS HERE NAME NAME CU Staffworker New Address NUM NAME Road NAME Park NAME NAME UT NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE Type NAME NAME NAME application xmsexcel NAME NAME Download Status Not downloaded with message nd NAME Hockey on Saturday Hi NAME We have a nd XI game against NAME away on Saturday it s a NUM NAME start in NAME so we are NUM am meet at NAME top car park Can the following please confirm their availability NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hall Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME Value Corporation Phone Office NUM NUM NUM NUM Phone Mobile NUM NUM NUM NUM Message Hi Guys We have a nd NAME game against NAME away on Saturday it s a NUM pm start in NAME so we are NUM am meet at NAME top car park Can the following please confirm their availability Concrete NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hall Cheers NAME NAME NAME Applied Value Corporation Phone Office NUM NUM NUM NUM Phone Mobile NUM NUM NUM NUM A few things Guys Just to let you know about training this Monday We have had a slight change of plan as NAME has arranged a practice match against NAME The only time they can play is at NUM but that s not too bad If you guys can get there for NUM we will do a gentle warm up and get started at NUM We will play for NUM minutes have a hard game and then let the nds have a run around and get thrashed by NAME We should be finished by NUM and than get boozing Hopefully this week we can get you guys down to Flare No excuses this weekguys Secondly to all Freshers and NAME can you make sure you bring pound NUM for initiation This money helps pay for the booze and other shit that you eat The social secs really need this money otherwise they can get nothing Wednesday at NUM is initiation Thirdly the senior guys are gradually coming up with nicknames for people To all those that want their nicknames on drinking shirts bring their CLEAN drinking shirts with name penned into the collar so that I can take them down to Shirtworks and get them printed Wo nt cost much at all Finally I mentioned recently about getting tracksuits for oursquad Sponsorship has fallen through and it will take some time to look else where Tracksuits are going to cost around pound NUM with printing There are NUM different kinds of tracksuits that we are looking at but I will let you guys decide MAJORITY vote wins I am hoping that all of you guys will want them After that the expenses towards the hockey club will be minimal Anyway we want to be the boys Once a decision is made we will place an order that week They will take between NUM weeks to come through and should be here late on in the term Bring the money if you have it on Monday The sooner we get all the money the sooner we get the tracksuits Your choice fellas Any problems get in touch with me I hope to see you out over the weekend guys Maybe an opportunity to play mixed sunday morning at NAME road NAME place to play and birds will be fit Yeah right But afterwards maybe a team roast at Pub NAME Up to you guys Get in touch if interested The Fury WEBSITE NAME NAME Arrangements Boys Just to let you know that we will have a run around with stick and ball on wednesday Get to the astro for NUM NUM for a start just after pm We will do a light warm up and then go into the practice I am arranging a game with NAME on Monday for the NUM slot Please keep that slot free guys It will be a good practice game for the first league game Secondly we have planned a meal with the Ladies NUM at NAME Gashi for NUM For those of you who do nt know it is Chinese Japanese and quite cheap You can either go direct NAME Road or meet at NAME NAME for a welcome back cocktail and to mingle NUM Then onto the pub and elsewhere afterwards Let me know if there are any problems Cheers NAME Help STOP NAME Try the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE Beginning of term Welcome back boys NAME ur all well and ready to get back into things I know it will be a hassle but I think we all need to work off some of the bad habits we may have got into over the hols The first training session is on Monday and looks like we may have a game versus NAME on the Wednesday I need to know that everyone wil be there on Monday Time will be given at a later date Secondly as I mentioned at the end of last term it is intended to have a barbeque in the summer term and so we need to improve on fines There are still a few fines to be owed by everyone as wellas printing costs on drinking shirts not much What CHAR suggest is that we each put in pound NUM to the fines NAME and build up enough funds to have an awesome get together maybe also later this term Therefore I need everyone to bring pound NUM to training See you Monday boys Any problems get in touch asap I need to know whose not available The fury Add photos to your email with NAME NUM Get NUM months FREE change of plan Boys WEBSITE too sure how much mind NAME keep this date free WEBSITE a big one but perhaps a night at shamblesYour call NAME tomorrow boys Adios Carcas Any probs let me know especially those who are not available for the dogsNeed to know straight away NAME or phone NUM Express yourself with cool emoticons Get NAME NAME today City of NAME NAME NAME New Year to you all Training will be going ahead tomorrow evening frozen pitch permitting of course at the usual times of NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Men Men s fixtures this weekend are Saturday th NAME nd NAME CHAR NAME NAME Boys at pm at NAME NAME rd th NAME CHAR NAME at NAME at either NUM or NAME Sunday th NAME st NAME CHAR NAME at NAME at pm a postponed league game See you tomorrow I hope NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of Materials NAME University Parks Road NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME Fax NUM NUM NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re NAME Hi NAME NAME all is well I understand completely about wanting to play a final year of uni hockey do you know what s hapening with NAME hockey yet Any thoughts on whether you fancy a game for NAME this weekend Cheers NAME NAME NAME Applied Value Corporation Phone Office NUM NUM NUM NUM Phone Mobile NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hi there hope all s well I m just writing to say that I still do nt know what s happening with uni hockey but I will let you know next week whether or not I ll be able to play for city Thanks very much though and sorry for not being able to be more clear or committed it s only that this is pretty much the last time I ll get to play uni hockey and so I would kind of like to make the most of it Was planning on coming to practice this evening but hurt my knee playing yesterday and I have circuits tomorrow All the best with it hope the next match goes well NAME NAME Message Hi NAME NAME all is well I understand completely about wanting to play a final year of uni hockey do you know what s hapening with NAME hockey yet Any thoughts on whether you fancy a game for NAME this weekend Cheers NAME NAME NAME Applied Value Corporation Phone Office NUM NUM NUM NUM Phone Mobile NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hi there hope all s well I m just writing to say that I still do nt know what s happening with uni hockey but I will let you know next week whether or not I ll be able to play for city Thanks very much though and sorry for not being able to be more clear or committed it s only that this is pretty much the last time I ll get to play uni hockey and so I would kind of like to make the most of it Was planning on coming to practice this evening but hurt my knee playing yesterday and I have circuits tomorrow All the best with it hope the next match goes well NAME NAME Just a note Guys just a quick note To all those that are nt at the dinner on Monday evening there will probably be a piss around mixed game on wednesday with the ladies NUM just to have a run around and get away from the books Anyone can turn up It would be good to see most of you there but if you ca nt make it for some reason let me know Then we will have a few beers in the evening Cover any fines Those not there may have a slight leverage to their final fines total so its an incentive to be at the pub wednesday evening After all we have NUM weeks worth to pay Could be costly See you boys wednesday hopefully The Fury NAME CHAR Drinking shirts will be done for next term There has been a slight delay and they will be ready for then Anyone who wants to complain has to fight the Carcas Bring it on Add photos to your email with NAME NUM Get NUM months FREE Re no subject FIRSTS No way NAME CHAR What the heck Me too Firsts NAME I NAME NAME wrote I ve meant to stay in better touch so I apologise but I do nt hear you ringing me much either Too much to do my old boy places to go people to see I have some hilarious news about hockey You got into the sixths great SMILEY I m currently on perscribed medicine after a nasty wasp bite on the back of my neck shoulder so am feeling pretty knackered Now I ve heard some good NUM in my time but this is one of the best NAME do nt even bite CHAR Note NAME Thanks to all those guys that did NUM NAME yesterday Good effort for the first time Sorry I let you guys down The more times you do that the better you will feel If you guys can start going to Circuits as well the fitness will be exceptional Just to remind you that you should them Thursday evening NUM sports centre or on Sunday at around NUM The more people we get there the better reputation we get Obviously there will be times that people will not be able to make it but I will start making it compulsory to go every other week You have been warned As I said at the game on Monday there are things to improve on at training Training this week will be at NUM I know some of you will have lectures but rarely will you have to miss them and so I expect to see you all there for NUM unless you have a good excuse We have an away game on Wednesday Ca nt remember who against but it will be tough The procedure is to travel in kit and then shower and change afterwards into NAME shirt and tie Suits are ok So make sure you have all of those No scruffiness guys we re the boys In my capacity to forget thingsa the tracksuits chosen are the maron Hockey heaven NUM They will cost pound NUM with embroidery and so can you guys make sure you either bring cash or cheque books Monday to pay for them The sooner we get the money in the sooner we get them NAME make sure everyone brings their drinking shirts on Monday so that we can get them printed Tuesday ready for Wednesday We are going to number them up with nicknames so that we can use them as away shirts as well Only a small cost boys They will stop hitting you soon Thats about all guys but I do appreciate the support you re all giving me by getting there on time Keep this up and we will stroll this league NAME boys The Fury Get a speedy connection with NAME NAME Join now Click Here NAME NAME I think that can take the game yesterday as a one off NAME to see the team spirit was back buzzing yesterday evening Thanks guys It made my night so much better NAME evryone enjoyed the meal and the coziness of the fines ring NAME NAME Anyway just a few things to pick up on Monday we have a game against City of NAME NAME side but gives us a chance to get back into the swing of things We may have had ourselves to blame for the game vs NAME but lets not let it happen again Lets rebuild and stroll this league However that depends on how people react to things I ask for your effort and commitment NUM maybe NUM times a week Thats all I am enjoying the season so much and Im letting NUM lousy defeat ruin that Another win will put us back in range of the Northern fuckers They are bound to piss up again and so we have to be clinical in everything we do from now on Thats about it guys but just to remind you about circuits at NUM sports centre Make an effort guys Please Cheers The Fury NAME CHAR Thanks for the pint guys Lovely Tired of spam Get advanced junk mail protection with NAME NUM NAME and sweet NUM Good commitment guys at NAME Want to win tommorrow so if we play the way we have been we will have a good result Do nt take it for granted they ll be a push over tho Ca nt ask for much more at the moment NUM NAME cheque books for Tracksuits A decision needs to be made on what NUM we are going to get Your call NUM Bring you re drinking shirts I will then try and print them up for the end of the week Do nt go to shirtworks they re gash NUM Meet at NUM for a NUM leave Do nt be late Fines will start then NUM Circuits Thursday Compulsory I wo nt be there because of NAME training so NAME will take them Unless you have an amazing reason I expect you there NUM Wednesday night SU again I know it was shit last week but that prob has been sorted We ought to drink as a team and see me make a fool of myself again Would be good to have an awesome night as a team Then if its crap we can always go to Shambles Fair play NUM Travel in kit Shirt and tie afterwards Lets look smart NAME NAME The Fury NAME the Web without missing calls Get NAME NAME Click Here Things NAME Just to let you all know that there is a warm up game against the NUM on Monday for their Vase competition on Wednesday I would kile everyone to be available No excuses ok The match will start at NUM and will be treated like every other game we ve played I am trying to organise a friendly for Wednesday NAME if you can help with that would be much appreiated NAME just a short note to have a word with CHAR guys about things going on We may have finished the league hockey but I still want to be able to get a few games sorted along with the continual social gatherings I know it has been a busy period recently what with work and expenses but they should be over by now Having NUM guys for dinner when the ladies NUM and NUM got close to NUM does nt shine too well with me and it s not the first time it s happened tho Guys we re still a key part of the club and would be good to see everyone out wednesday at the pub followed by a squad shambles or playground NUM person goes somewhere everyone goes there This week The barbeque will take place in the first couple of weeks of next term Got a lot of money so far but as mentioned make collect touch more to subsidise the dogs nite we ll have NAME everyone is up for that NAME drinking over the weekend fellas and see you Monday at NUM Any problems I need to know ok Carcas Protect your PC from email viruses Get NAME NUM today Training cancelled Dear All Due to the fact that the pitch has not thawed out today training will be cancelled tonight There are NUM Mens games on Saturday a st nds game and a rds th game If you would like to be considered for either please contact your Captain NAME NAME NUM EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL NAME Ho NUM NUM EMAIL and there is of course the Mens League game on Sunday at pm NAME Dr NAME NAME Department of NAME NAME University Parks Road NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME Fax NUM NUM NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re Wednesday Guys also to do with a social can people let me know how they feel about going to the varsity match on monday starts at NUM and the main game is at NUM if we went I think fancy dress or NAME kit is essential Maybe gimp to do another streak hink of those rebates NAME NAME From Deperate NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject Wednesday NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM It s fast it s easy and it s free Get NAME NAME today WEBSITE Wednesday NAME Just to let you know that the plan for wednesday is to have a curry with the rds and th ladies at NAME NAME NAME Road near NAME We will meet at NAME Arms at around NUM and plan to eat around NUM NAME opportunity to meet the girls and have a laugh As we do nt have anything to do wednesday this is an ideal opportunity to get the work down during the day and venture out in the evening No excuses NAME I expect to see all of you there and then onto the pub afterwards We have nt really been great at socialising with the girls and the last meal was a disaster You owe me guys so make sure you re there Only genuine excuses will be acceptd and work is not one of them See you there guys Can CHAR all text me to let me know either way what you re doing NAME NUM Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out wednesday Boys just to let you know that there wo nt be a run around this wedensday unless somenone wants to take the responsibility of organinising a little hit NAME have so much work at the NAME and if I can do it during the day I will make it out in the NAME am expecting people to be out however this week now that coursework is out the wayBring on the beers boys We will meet at around NUM in the pub and more than likely do a team NAME is getting boring and so a change is in order Any probs get in touch I will be around for a short hit around but have no time to call guys NAME fellas Let s see if we can spank another pound NUM bar from NAME this week Easy money Hey Carcas Message your friends in real time and for free Get NAME NAME today Wednesday again NAME as discussed yesterday at training We will meet at around NUM to play a bit of touch NAME and have a small hit around perhaps Then get showered and watch the NUM with a few beers The plan then is to go to the pub around NUM and try and skank those free drinks that we deserve Any probs let me know Cheers carcas NAME x Remember NAME s offer to get tickets for the Varsity game He needs to know numbers Chat with friends online download NAME NAME today Wednesday NAME Just a note to reiterate what NAME has said It is imperative that we have all the squad at the pub for a boozing session on wednesday The club at the moment is going flat slightly due to the fact that 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whichever you prefer NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote excellent I m looking forward to it can I text you to confirm time to meet how far is fitwilliam from the train station NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM NUM am NAME Of course I d like to meet up Lunch I do nt really know the best places yet but I m sure we can find somewhere Why do nt I meet you at NAME and I can show you around then we can walk into town Also I ve got a ticket for NAME s play in the evening I think you ve got seats D NAME and I ve got NAME Anyway see you soon NAME NAME Hi there I m coming to NAME this weekend and was wondering if you are free on Saturday I could meet for lunch or coffee in the afternoon sometime let me know asap NAME I d like to meet up with another friend too looking forward to catching up NAME xx Re your mail On the whole yes Sometimes I get scared because I m not understanding some concept or other but most of the time I m OK I m really enjoying being part of college and playing football going to bops chatting to people etc I m also really enjoying the practical work we have to do it is so good to have a purpose again Your work sounds a lot more demanding physically and emotionally if not mentally than mine though How are you handling it NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote are you enjoying yourself On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I was not stressed when I wrote Ofcourse it does nt mean I ca nt come you misinterpret me And I was replying in jest You misinterpret me SMILEY NAME the joys of written text I was not stressed when I wrote Ofcourse it does nt mean I ca nt come you misinterpret me On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote If it means saving money then YES Of course OK OK just checking By the way I ve already moved out of the room I moved into when I arrived It was just too tiny and now I live in a much bigger room with hideous orange carpet but otherwise it s nice and still fairly close to NAME Glad to hear you re finally working hard NAME NAME NAME wrote go this linux files Hi NAME Is it possible to map our NAME home directories from say the windows machines Cheers NAME C practicals NAME Here are my solutions to the C practicals My NAME method in NAME returns NUM if there are no more samples to load from the audio data so that the loop at the end of afplayer will terminate but I think really the value NUM should be returned if there are no more samples to load as this seems more consistent with the semantic of the method ie how many samples have I loaded NUM My solution to the parser problem is somewhat different from the suggested one but I worked with parsers a lot last year and wanted to recall some of the techniques Regards NAME NAME Re your mail I hate getting up so early and cycling in the dark I hear you I always find that when I have to force myself to get up really early I have to fight this wave of depression that hits me when the alarm goes off just an instinctive thing do nt really know why But I m getting up between NUM and NUM NUM anyway so it s not a problem right now Anyway that s how my work is I LOVE teaching year NUM and NUM they are so sweet and CHAR love it when they understand something or when they re really imaginative or really responsive to you anyway I m just turning into a sad old teacher Hmmmmm interesting I can imagine what it feels like but I do nt think I can really relate However I m very glad you re doing something you enjoy about time PS I m going to buy a computer thought you d be interested NAME I m going to be NAME s bridesmaid much more interesting NAME that s amazing You must be so happy And I guess the wedding will probably be quite good fun too CHAR No seriously if you want any advice on the computer let me know and I m very happy for you and NAME and NAME umm that does nt sound right but you know what I mean I think you ll have a lot of fun at the wedding NAME I really miss college The grass is always greener You do nt know what you ve got till it s gone Do nt forget that you could nt wait to get out of college last year Just so you do nt get too nostalgic However I do think that the community we had at NAME s was pretty amazing I miss it too when I get the chance NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I m really enjoying the actual teaching although I had no idea how complicated it was having to break concepts down into something that children can understand especially when they are very different from you and learn in different ways I m doing some extra work on how boys learn and also how to get them interested in English which is really interesting and useful because it is those kind of boys who work in a very different way from me Lectures are really interesting They are very creative and I m really interested in everything we re doing it definitely suits me We spent this week looking at creative ways of getting children to write poetry and we did some poetry too and I was really lost in it the first time that s happened to me for ages I like teaching English better than drama and I m also enjoying the english languague part of it which is surprising I think I might decide to just be an English teacher if I do decide to be a teacher assignments coming out of my ears They are really really interesting but there are just too many and I have Monday afternoons off and also Tuesday afternoons sometimes but I really need to spend that time working and then have to do everything else as well as a bit more work at weekends It s probably good for me but definitely exhausting Anyway that s how my work is I LOVE teaching year NUM and NUM they are so sweet and CHAR love it when they understand something or when they re really imaginative or really responsive to you anyway I m just turning intoa sad old teacher Better get on with my marking Seriously that s what I m doing NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On the whole yes Sometimes I get scared because I m not understanding some concept or other but most of the time I m OK I m really enjoying being part of college and playing football going to bops chatting to people etc I m also really enjoying the practical work we have to do it is so good to have a purpose again Your work sounds a lot more demanding physically and emotionally if not mentally than mine though How are you handling it NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote are you enjoying yourself On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote And I was replying in jest You misinterpret me SMILEY NAME the joys of written text go this NAME Hi NAME do you have a mobile phone no NAME Re uzza buzza cuzza NAME NAME How about Sunday morning NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME hows things NAME all is going well just a quick email to let you know that I m coming to NAME this weekend I m going to stay with NAME friday and Saturday night and am really looking forward to my little holiday in East NAME And I want to see you Are you free at any point on Saturday Sunday morning Would be cool if I could meet up with you and see your new college etc and catch up Let me know and I ll probably give you a call at some point in the next few days Take care NAME love NAME x The new NAME NUM advanced junk mail protection and NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re NAME NAME EXP NAME I did show my work to a demonstrator and he certainly said he was going to give me a tick Regards NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote This is a reminder that you have not yet got a tick for the first experiment of the NAME NAME If you have problems with the practical please get in touch as soon as possible either with a demonstrator myself or your course advisor In general you should not aim to get all the ticks in one go at the end of the practical as the demonstrators will not have enough time You should try to obtain the ticks as you go along from the first to the third experiment Thus we expect that the first experiment is done during the the first NUM weeks of the speech practical NAME NAME Re Hi NAME Why do nt you come over Saturday afternoon evening Say around NUM NUM I live on NAME Road just off NAME Road about meters beyond NAME Later NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME I had nt planned to come to NAME this weekend but Just wondering if you would be free tomorrow at all I would really like to see you and discuss a NAME project that I am about to start working on Are you free Do you have VB on your machine Should I come over to your room or would you want to come over to my house I hope you are free NAME is gonna be in NAME this weekend and so I ll probably see her as well I had a really good time last night at a CU social meal It was so much fun We were at a friend s house from the CU who lives with his girlfriend I do nt really know what I think about that I do nt like it I think Anyway I ll talk to you later NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME Hi The computer called NAME in the NAME lab has a problem the s key appears to have stopped working Regards NAME Re I have got NAME but we ll probably find that just sketching stuff on paper is sufficient See you tomorrow NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME I ll do that Do you have NAME I ll attach the assignment here as well just so you know what it is I m doing Speak later NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Also which house number SMILEY NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME tomorrow Sounds good NUM NUM NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Tuesday sounds fine How about meeting at NAME on Market Square at NUM I ca nt be sure I ll be able to make it earlier because of work NAME Hi NAME Would love to meet up but I am already booked up tomorrow evening In fact this weekend is looking pretty hectic How about Tuesday at around NUM NAME Hi NAME Would you like to meet up tomorrow evening for a drink Maybe you have another suggestion I do nt know whether there are any college events we could go to If you are free then NUM o clock is a good time for me I find that by the time I get home and eat supper it s quite late already the week just flies by See you soon NAME The making of Brazillian football Re code Good stuff Pretty long morning but happy that most of the lectures are finished for this week See you on Sunday NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME I LOVE the NAME Thanks so much I m listening to it now as I program in this project It is going pretty well and so I m quite happy Yesterday was very much starting and stopping I hope your day is going well NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re code SMILEY On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME is sickly addictive I ve been here toooo long I still like your music NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re Blame it on a rush of blood to the head Major NAME stuff NAME NAME hmmmm Never sounds as good as the real thing I think you can get some pretty good plucking effects and actually some of the programming I ve heard is pretty cool but for the serous solo stuff I really think you still have to have the strings Anyway NAME my friend uses Logic Platinum and he likes it I used to use MicroLogic which is a scaleddown version of Logic nice programs I heard through the grapevine that you and I were up in NAME for a couple of days I happened to be reading the Daily Mirror that day I m going up for the weekend of the th Nov for NAME s st birthday I really ca nt wait It s funny really just hearing you say that they ve redone the NAME Room makes me feel sortof jealous like they should nt have done something like that without me there Silly really but there you go Did you see NAME I m still waiting for an email from him Either he hates me or he s REALLY busy SMILEY The other day someone pinched my bike lights while I was in NAME Well either that or someone in NAME stole them which is possible but unlikely I hope And then today someone stole my trouser clips of all things What is the flipping world coming to Well I had to go the bike shop and buy all the accessories again bummer We played our second match the other day against NAME College and beat them NUM I was playing at leftback Quite a new experience for me We played pretty well and the morale is much higher now We ve got a new goalie now who is really excellent he s the college groundsman We were supposed to be playing a cup match today but it was cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch which probably still brings you out in a cold sweat Anyway keep it real and I ll speak to you later NAME On Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME How are things Im taking some time out of what has been a mad rush of a day to email You know when you suddenly think of a hundred and NUM things that you should have done all at once that was my morning I managed to get the train in time for my first lecture so that is the main thing I am learning to use Logic at the moment which is good fun Our tutor was showing us how to get a good guitar sound by just using NAME but I was a bit synical It sounded fairly convincing but not great on the widdly solos ANyway I am back into the course after my reading week I did nt do much reading but nevermind NAME and I went up to NAME for a couple of days which was cool It has nt changed very much except the NAME room has had a dramatic make over It was great to see everyone up there They all seemed happy It is strange but at times I could have easily believed that I was still there myself it did nt take long to settle back into things How s the workload mate Are you still busy How about the football I went down to watch the NAME NAME team play and that was good I think they are doing ok because they won NUM The CHAR s sound like they are doing pretty well but do nt have that many freshers Apparently there is a good centre back so atleast they have found a replacement for their captain Anyway NAME just realised that I am telling you all this and Im sure you know because of your brother NAME I wont delete it it can jsut adds to my wierd day I hope things are going well mate take care NAME Add photos to your messages with NAME NUM Get NUM months FREE WEBSITE NUM outside Cafe NAME Re do some work manana manana eh what Think Spanish Hope you enjoy the NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hope you could just but a new razor or would that be too simple sounds like you might need an attack alarm as well yep we did climb up that big hill some foolhardy people rooled down the other side as well quite amusing nobody got hurt seriously though thank goodness hows the cu down there I ve got to go NAME NAME tomorrow night and at the moment I do nt have a top to go with my skirt I ve got to find one now or it s going to be a major disaster NAME NAME wrote Miss NAME Hello I am indeed working pretty hard although I m getting to the middle of term phase now and feeling a bit weary I ve been beset by unfortunate events the last few days my bike lights were taken on Sunday while I was in NAME and then today my trouser clips were also taken So I had to go to the bike shop to get some more NAME is a dangerous place Finally my shaver flew apart and I lost a vital spring down the plughole so I m trying to decide where I can get a tiny little spring from Otherwise all is well I had a football match today but it was cancelled Glad to hear the House Party was good that was the first one I have nt been on for NUM years sigh Did you climb up that big hill NAME no fog to speak of here NAME manana NAME NAME has somebody eaten your computer or are you actually having to work hard we had the first NAME praise of the year on monday night twas very good great atmosphere the NAME houseparty was last weekend as well NUM of us went on it some had to sleep on the floor it was really good fun great chance to get to know the st years a little better the talks were on unity with diversity very challenging but excellent how s NAME CHAR bet you do nt have fog as thick as we have here this morning speak to you soon god bless NAME xx NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How s tricks How is the house working out Are they actually making you do some work this year only joking Well I m now a University of NAME postgraduate and I m having a really great time I have a lovely room with a university network connection That s pretty much all I need to be happy CHAR My parents and sister have been visiting me today and we ve walked all around NAME marvelling at the architecture and trying to find places to park and stuff I am doing quite a lot of work there s lots of maths concepts I have to catch up on because I never really did that much maths at school Is nt it great to be alive OK hasta lasagne NAME bleeping xset CHAR NUM NUM NUM That s the command If you put it in your profile file it will load every time you log on NAME Re NAME Aber heute NAME ich sofort im Lab Auf dem NAME Junge NAME NAME unable to parse song Do nt fade away Do nt fade away I heard your heart my friend today Do nt fade away Do nt fade away The hidden things now there s a light on Leave the light on Leave the light on Today I met you in a small cafe We talked of women and the plans you ve made The bigger picture and the painful things to ask Another question and another glass please The smoke got thicker so I turned to go I dumped the litter where the sign said to Re your mail I m getting in just before NUM NUM NAME CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote What time are you guys getting to NAME station NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Count me in NAME CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME and NAME Greetings Do any or all of you wish to dine with NAME CHAR at NUM NUM on Friday evening after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south or have you made other arrangements NAME NAME NAME will be cooking I await your responses NAME Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR Re Arrangements for Saturday evening Come now NAME you re not fooling anyone with that innocent facade We all know you re well acquainted with desire CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote What s that NAME NAME NAME wrote Now what I look forward to is NAME hockey with NAME sleeping with NAME and playing NAME s games NAME anyone CHAR Re your mail NAME a doubledate Oh damn I m already eating somewhere else NAME do you eat every night Can we do it another time please CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME ho ho NAME and I are eating tonight do you want to join us poss about NUM NUM NUM love vicx Re match on Monday Hi NAME I ca nt really play on Monday but if you re short then I might be able to make the first half Let me know if you re really desperate NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote We re playing NAME on monday at catz astro at NUM will email their captain to get pushback changed to NUM As usual let me know if I can or ca nt play I know lots of CHAR hate monday fixtures especially after mixed cuppers on Sunday but after losing to NAME we need to get some points if we re gonna make a serious bid for promotion so please make every effort to play Anyway see most of CHAR on Sunday for the match against NAME and bring support if I can NAME xml Why does this validate in RELAX NAME Thanks NAME Re NAME ORDER I do nt need a kit to remember you by NAME you re in my heart CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote dont you want one as a keepsake NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I do nt think I m going to order a new kit now I ll wait until I know whether or not I m going to be around beyond the end of this year Cheers NAME ok just about sorted getting kit for individuals and the team only NUM hours of tense negociations toaday including NUM irate NAME somewha CHAR irate at our failure to pay last years bills for months so CHAR need money upfront no money no order NAME shirt name and no on back pound NUM shirt as above shorts and socks pound NUM shirts are the same as last year but higher quality material to get a shirt you need to sign up on the screens giving the name and number you want however if ther is not a cheque payable to NAME College NAME in CHAR CHAR or the football pig you aint getting one so hurry we want these here before next term starts NAME NAME forward this to your teams same deal cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM NAME Christmas Meal Detail Fwd Hello all I have some Christmas meal detail for you all It s all happening on Friday the th December the meeting point I thought should be at the NAME pub on NAME Lane at around NUM pm Then we can take a short pre dinner walk alone the river to the NAME NAME sitting down to eat at NUM pm So far I have only heard back from the following people so if your not on the list and would like to go just reply to this email NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Wife of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hope you all had a nice weekend NAME presentation Hi NAME I would like to vote for NAME s group please Thanks NAME Re People OK NAME I ll email them if that s your bidding CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote I would indeed Would whoever is organising it mind emailing them Thanks NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Would you like to invite your flatmates to our little New Year s partay at NAME s NAME is happy with this proposal CHAR Re squash NAME I ve got the nottobemissed NAME Christmas meal tonight so am tied up Are you around for the rest of the week If so maybe we could play Wed Thurs NAME Cheers CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I m around tongiht if you fancy a game Cheers NAME NAME Are you around this evening Do you want to play squash If not then some other time NAME Re your mail NAME NAME I d definitely like to meet up Only problem is I m busy pretty much every evening this week When do you get back from school Are you in NAME around lunchtime at all or late afternoon If you can only do evenings then I can probably make sometime on Wed evening though Let me know NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope you had a good last week of term and got all the work done that you needed to do I m more than ready to finish this term and am desperate for Friday to arrive apart from the fact that I will miss my class when I leave I m actually at school just now and have just been watching the infants Christmas production They were all really cute dancing around the stage in their duck and polar bear costumes it was nt a nativity play and all the usual hilarious mishaps happened like masks falling in front of their eyes so they ca nt see where they re going and children falling off the stage So it really has been quite an entertaining afternoon SMILEY Anyhow I was just wondering if you were around to catch up before Christmas I was planning on sticking around for the next couple of weeks but I ve decided to go back to NAME on Friday now So I m free every evening except Friday if you want to go for a drink coffee sorry I mean juice op or even something to eat It would be nice to see you again so let me know if you re around laters NAME SMILEY Strangers are just friends waiting to happen NAME NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME NAME PH Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now NAME practical Thanks NAME NAME Re your mail NAME shall we meet just after NUM then I have to be somewhere for dinner at around NUM NUM but that should be OK How about we meet somewhere near NAME and you can show me where you work live See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I do nt get back from school until about NUM pm So I ll be free any time after pm on Wednesday if that time would work for you NAME it does NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME I d definitely like to meet up Only problem is I m busy pretty much every evening this week When do you get back from school Are you in NAME around lunchtime at all or late afternoon If you can only do evenings then I can probably make sometime on Wed evening though Let me know NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope you had a good last week of term and got all the work done that you needed to do I m more than ready to finish this term and am desperate for Friday to arrive apart from the fact that I will miss my class when I leave I m actually at school just now and have just been watching the infants Christmas production They were all really cute dancing around the stage in their duck and polar bear costumes it was nt a nativity play and all the usual hilarious mishaps happened like masks falling in front of their eyes so they ca nt see where they re going and children falling off the stage So it really has been quite an entertaining afternoon SMILEY Anyhow I was just wondering if you were around to catch up before Christmas I was planning on sticking around for the next couple of weeks but I ve decided to go back to NAME on Friday now So I m free every evening except Friday if you want to go for a drink coffee sorry I mean juice op or even something to eat It would be nice to see you again so let me know if you re around laters NAME SMILEY Strangers are just friends waiting to happen NAME NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME NAME PH Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now Strangers are just friends waiting to happen 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Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM email EMAIL Re your mail Where s chilis I ll meet you there if you tell me how to get to it My mobile number is NUM CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds great Would love to meet near my college but I could really do with meeting near the NAME NAME so I can get some late night shopping done We can meet at NAME just behind the NAME NAME or there s a bar at NAME if you prefer have you ever been to NAME I can get there for just after pm If you have a mobile number I could give you a ring if I m going to be late or something Let me know where you d prefer CHAR NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME shall we meet just after NUM then I have to be somewhere for dinner at around NUM NUM but that should be OK How about we meet somewhere near NAME and you can show me where you work live See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I do nt get back from school until about NUM pm So I ll be free any time after pm on Wednesday if that time would work for you NAME it does NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME I d definitely like to meet up Only problem is I m busy pretty much every evening this week When do you get back from school Are you in NAME around lunchtime at all or late afternoon If you can only do evenings then I can probably make sometime on Wed evening though Let me know NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I hope you had a good last week of term and got all the work done that you needed to do I m more than ready to finish this term and am desperate for Friday to arrive apart from the fact that I will miss my class when I leave I m actually at school just now and have just been watching the infants Christmas production They were all really cute dancing around the stage in their duck and polar bear costumes it was nt a nativity play and all the usual hilarious mishaps happened like masks falling in front of their eyes so they ca nt see where they re going and children falling off the stage So it really has been quite an entertaining afternoon SMILEY Anyhow I was just wondering if you were around to catch up before Christmas I was planning on sticking around for the next couple of weeks but I ve decided to go back to NAME on Friday now So I m free every evening except Friday if you want to go for a drink coffee sorry I mean juice op or even something to eat It would be nice to see you again so let me know if you re around laters NAME SMILEY Strangers are just friends waiting to happen NAME NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME NAME PH Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now Strangers are just friends waiting to happen NAME NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME NAME PH Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now Strangers are just friends waiting to happen NAME NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME NAME PH Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now Re NAME exercise submissions Hi NAME I submitted my files on Tuesday to EMAIL Do you want me to resubmit them to the above address Cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME according to my counts I have so far received submissions from the following people NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME If you are not mentioned on this list please remember to submit by tomorrow Thanks NAME NAME practical Re well hon that s a good question SMILEY Thanks NAME See you there I ll be ready to partay CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote well hon that s a good question SMILEY I guess you ll be coming to NAME s NAME From there take the NAME line to NAME Then get an overland train to NAME NAME There are NUM exits take the NUM marked Shopping NAME You can either walk from here a good NUM minute walk or take the bus If taking the bus turn left out of the station cross the road at the pedestrian crossing onto NAME NAME s road The first bus stop on your left will take you to NAME road Get off at the first stop Ask the bus driver If walking turn right out of station Walk up the hill over the bridge At the traffic lights turn left and then immediately right down a residential street called straithwaite or something similar It bends round to the left and you will come to another pedestrian crossing NAME the road and walk down NAME Park Now just keep walking straight for about NUM minutes The road will become NAME road and then NAME road Any problems call me The walk is very easy love NAME x NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM NUM pm NAME What is the nearest tube station to your place CHAR squash NAME NAME Do you want to play squash today CHAR Re squash OK matey CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Like to but I m not sure when I ve got a coursework deadline at NAME and CHAR need to pack my things as I m being chucked out tomorrow I ll give you a call later On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Do you want to play squash today CHAR NAME practical Re hey honey Thanks a lot NAME Had a great time must remember not to drink so much fruit juice in future I got home at about NUM NUM so that was OK Remember watch out for those gamma rays SMILEY NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hey honey great to see you over the weekend hope you did nt get back too late have a good week of revision and have a super Christmas with your lovely family you re great love NAME x Re New Year NAME NAME It ll be good to see you Arrive some time after NUM pm and bring pound NUM for food and stuff Cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I d love to come It s been a long time since I ve been to a massiv new years party Keep it real NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME Hi matey how are you doing Just wanted to email to say that we are having a massiv NAME New Year s party at NAME NAME s house Do you have plans already or would you li ke to come OK keep it real NAME With NAME Mail you can get a bigger mailbox choose a size that fits your needs Flipping amateur OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re NAME NAME Wicked I m busy tonight but tomoz would be GREAT See you later you derranged trout CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME was wondering if you have time to join the crazy Norwegians for dinner either today or tomorrow I ll phone you in the afternoon sometime NAME NAME NAME Hey NAME I ve replied to NAME s email telling him that the invitation for some people to stay a couple of days does not apply to everyone CHAR Re New Year Hi NAME Yeah that s fine It s just that not everyone can stay so I did nt include it in the email but NAME s invitation still holds See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hey NAME I can come and was intending to stay till nd is that still the plan NUM nights makes it much more worthwhile coming and I ve bought by train tick ets already anyhow so you ca nt say no Hope you re OK love NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject New Year NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morn ing on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already ple ase let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info NAME NUM with email virus protection service NUM months FREE WEBSITE NAME Hey NAME I ve replied to NAME s email telling him that the invitation for some people to stay a couple of days does not apply to everyone CHAR Re Flipping amateur I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply NAME well the perils of nonvisual noninflectional communication CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME I was under the impression that the party was from st to the nd Was I wrong If the party is only for NUM day then it s a very very long way to come from NAME for such a short time NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds Also why are we arriving so late on the st My train might get in a lot earlier Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine Thirdly how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca nt see who you ve sent it to You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re New Year NAME NAME I had a dream that we were going out last night NAME Anyway yes you can still stay for NUM nights I did nt include that in the invite because the offer is nt open to everyone Who are you sancioned to invite well it s getting a bit late now and I m trying to finalise numbers for NAME s sake so if you think of anyone who you know has nt been invited but you really want to invite then let me know NAME and it should be fine Bye NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I will not be there till late so I will give whoever pays the money when I arrive Are we still staying NUM nights or not I ca nt see the email list so I do nt know who has been invited and who has nt Who are we sanctioned to invite It s not that I have anyon CHAR in mind yet NAME all s well NAME x From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject New Year NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info NAME NUM with email virus protection service NUM months FREE Re Flipping amateur NAME NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Quite true it is indeed perilous Never mind though It would be worse not to have it I m back at home now Going to NAME tomorrow though so I m keeping myself busy Have a good day and hope the revision goes well NAME I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply NAME well the perils of nonvisual noninflectional communication CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Thank you NAME that s most helpful but there s no need to get so stroppy I simply did nt understand NUM or NUM things NAME NAME OK NAME nd very very NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year This is not the case with everyone and I am not organising that Speak to NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds get in Oh my goodness Well NAME for you I think we can make an exception but again if you want to arrange with NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house or mine then that should be fine out if with the The way it works is if you ve invited someone then you ask them if they ve had an email from me and if not you forward it to them I know it s a bit of extra hassle but there are reasons for it and I m the big cheese here NAME I m organising it so if you do nt like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey CHAR Re New Year Anyone you know coming through NAME NAME Hmmmm not that I can think of but if anything springs to mind I ll let you know Also would love to check emails on list as suggested but you ve Bcc d us all CHAR assume NAME none of the other addresses appear Assumptions assumptions Do nt worry about it SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Hey NAME sounds fab love to come etc but hope you re enjoying your holiday I m going home tomorrow see you soon NAME x Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info Re New Year That s been my dream since we first met Really I thought as much Who is staying NUM nights Just wondered because NAME said I could have my birthday party woohoo if that s true then and I wondered who was invited The original NUM ish people that NAME invited are as far as I know the only people who are planning to stay NUM nights If you want to invite some other people that sounds good but you d have to speak to NAME about it I m only organising the New Years party bit NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME I do nt know who has and who has nt been invited so I would nt want to test unknown waters I just wondered that was all as it would be gre at to have some interesting people there as well as NAME everyone else CHAR ust kidding Work dull Christmas on horizon CHAR xx From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re New Year NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME I had a dream that we were going out last night NAME Anyway yes you can still stay for NUM nights I did nt include that in the invite because the offer is nt open to everyone Who are you sancioned to invite well it s getting a bit late now and I m trying to finalise numbers for NAME s sake so if you think of anyone who you know has nt been invited but you really want to invite then let me know NAME and it should be fine Bye NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I will not be there till late so I will give whoever pays the money when I arrive Are we still staying NUM nights or not I ca nt see the email list so I do nt know who has been invited and who has nt Who are we sanctioned to invite It s not that I have a nyone in mind yet NAME all s well NAME x From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject New Year NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info NAME NUM with email virus protection service NUM months FREE NAME NUM helps ELIMINATE EMAIL VIRUSES Get NUM months FREE Re NAME Yeah it s quite a good one I think you look a little like Strider from LOTR I guess it s that rugged unshaven look Anyway have a good Christmas yourself Mr NAME CHAR On Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Good photo Really cool to catch up at the weekend hope to see you again sometime in the not too distant future Have a good Christmas and all that SMILEY NAME Hi guys Here s the Argos photo nice CHAR Re late This looks fine On Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sorry boys I m going to be a bit late again but hang in there I am coming CHAR Re New Year Come now NAME there was nothing wrong with me so it ca nt possibly have been the food I gave you You probably just ate too much glutton can you send an email to the people who are stayin until the second as NAME called me and asked if he was staying to the second and I had to reassure him that he WAS invited Silly boy I think I ve emailed virtually all of them by now anyway Laters NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME can you send an email to the people who are stayin until the second as NAME called me and asked if he was staying to the second and I had to reassure him that he WAS invited Silly boy I threw up after your meal the other night Thanks Now I m at NAME s and am feeling much better No thanks to you But thanks for the fun evening Now NAME is begging to type so NAME NAME Fancy making NAME ill just so he could nt come It s me agin Take care buddio NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hello Boys and Girls Finally an email about the NAME New Year party NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME arrive sometime in the evening NUM pm NAME NAME NAME s house NAME I ll email proper directions shortly with possible recourse to NAME and or NAME s house if necessary The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day NAME has a car so you each need to bring around pound NUM I think that s all for the moment Oh and if you have nt already please let me know NAME if you can ca nt make it Cheers NAME NAME I do nt have everyone s email addresses so if you invited someone who did nt get this email then please pass on the info Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME NAME Hi NAME Just emailing to say have a wikid Christmas and New Year I have decided to spend Christmas in the lab instead of going home Only joking Thanks for the fantastic meal the other night great to finally meet the polar bear NAME keep you matey NAME Re Language NAME Club Fwd Thanks a lot NAME Have a very merry Christmas yourself See you in the New Year NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Have and enjoyable break and a merry christmas V NUM people signed up for the language reading club NUM people requested theme NUM but there is a limit of NUM topics sorry NAME but you were last I propose to run the following NUM themes which means that everyone else gets their first choice if one was expressed Sentence shortening and simplification NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Text categorization NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Natural language processing techniques for text retrieval NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME At the beginning of NAME NAME the theme organiser will publish the final list of topic papers and arrange to meet with you to allocate topics NAME Re NAME OK NAME Looking forward to seeing you in the New Year Enjoy that black bread while you can All the best NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME thanks for mailing It does nt matter if the letter did not arrive yet It cannot be too important then I will pay ntl when I am back in January that should be fine Thanks a lot for your help and have a blessed Christmas with your family NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME The letter has not arrived and I am leaving today NAME If it is very important the only thing I can think of is to get college to identify the letter and forward it to me at home and then I can try and get it to a bank from there The only problem is that the banks are all closed for quite a bit of time around Christmas so I m not sure I ll be able to get it done before the th or so Let me know what you want to do NAME Re NAME in NAME Sure NAME No problem See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi NAME I hope you had a great Christmas Just to let you know that I shall be in NAME from Tuesday the st of December to Tuesday the th or Wednesday the th of January If you re around any of that time would it be possible to stay a night or NUM at your house See you on Tuesday NAME Re Hi NAME I m studying for a Masters at the moment and I finish my course at the end of July I m thinking of applying to do a PhD but deferring for a year Next year I might come back out to NAME NAME for a while Maybe I ll see you then All the best NAME On Wed NUM NAME NUM MARK TSHIDINGI wrote Yes I did me my wife and our little NAME had our own little party to celebrate when are you going to finish university NAME Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now Re NAME Thanks NAME speak to you soon CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Another holiday with YOU You must be joking I would rather Rpound NUM Am trying to get some law environment work experience over the summer CHAR I wo nt know for a while but will keep you posted Hear New Year was good Will talk soon as must tell you about the skiing and stiches that my Dad got etc and ca nt be bothered to write the whole epic down Good luck with the up and coming exams I People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Re NAME Good stuff NAME I ll send out another email a bit closer to the time Nothing would delight me more than popping round for a nice cup of NAME whatever that is I m thinking about coming up to visit sometime after March th when my term ends and the end of your term Cheerio Love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME would love to come good plan only thing is ishould have got a job by thenso no idea when I d be free but I d come up for the weeken CHAR or something bit far ahead totell yet anywayssavour the delig hts ofthe new term and comeround for a nice cup of NAME or squash when you re up in good ol county NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME Re Industry Day Hi NAME Is it possible just to email you my current NAME or do you specifically want a scaleddown version NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear Masters NAME In preparation for the Industry Day on Friday th January and meeting various members of the Industry Club could you provide me with a brief very brief NAME to provide to the Club members I am looking for Name Date of NAME Institution of st degree Further degree CHAR Work experience last NUM positions Any outside interests Could I have this by noon Thursday th please and I do apologise for the short notice Many thanks NAME Re NAME Fwd Hey NAME would love to come good plan only thing is ishould have got a job by thenso no idea when I d be free but I d come up for the weekend or something bit far ahead totell yet anywayssavour the delight CHAR ofthe new term and comeround for a nice cup of NAME or squash wh en you re up in good ol county NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME email Hi NAME I expect you might have got an email from NAME NAME about NAME I have talked with him at some length about this so if there s anything you want to talk about do give me a ring Otherwise no worries Love NAME Re NAME I think new years was a sucess Yeah me too Wanna meet up before you go back NAME NAME NAME though CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds great will get back re dates NAME People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Fwd Sounds great will get back re dates I think new years was a sucess NAME People of NAME NAME is your friend And how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel NAME NAME this summer Please email me back with answers to the following NUM questions NUM Would you like to come NUM If the answer to NUM is YES then are there any dates between August st and mid September that you CA NT make NAME NAME with NAME looking on Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE exam papers Hi NAME Have you got any speech past papers apart from last year s one If so where did you get it them from See you soon NAME Re NAME NUM ring to rule them all I m pretty stuck into the revision now NAME so I wo nt come you will undoubtedly enjoy it though Look out for the bit where NAME swings up onto the horse very very very cool Anyway ca nt meet up this evening as I said because I m busy What are you doing tomorrow evening Fare ye well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll go see it with Dad tonight We are going at NUM NUM at ORG which is by ORG pub if you want to join us Text me on my new phone if you want to join us Why do nt you come around tomorrow for supper served at the table at NUM Come round a bit before if you like It would be good to see you NAME NUM NUM NUM I have seen it but I do nt mind seeing it again CHAR I ll see Have you seen the NAME of the Rings Do you want to see it again NAME Yeah me too Wanna meet up before you go back NAME NAME NAME though CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME YOU DURBRAIN NAME oh yes you did say tomorrow did nt you hmmmm silly me Well tomorrow sounds good I ll be there just before NUM then Thanks NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I said why do nt you come over tomorrow I remembered you were busy this evening but I thought that the NUM NUM showing might have been early enought to at least ask Take care NAME I hope you can come tomorrow NAME NUM ring to rule them all I m pretty stuck into the revision now NAME so I wo nt come you will undoubtedly enjoy it though Look out for the bit where NAME swings up onto the horse very very very cool Anyway ca nt meet up this evening as I said because I m busy What are you doing tomorrow evening Fare ye well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll go see it with Dad tonight We are going at NUM NUM at ORG which is by ORG pub if you want to join us Text me on my new phone if you want to join us Why do nt you come around tomorrow for supper served at the table at NUM Come round a bit before if you like It would be good to see you NAME NUM NUM NUM I have seen it but I do nt mind seeing it again CHAR again Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME as unbelievable as it may sound I was actually using my phone when you rang NAME I do nt believe it You re lying friends NAME you have nt written anything to go along with your friendsreunited entry I expect you to sort this little oversight out as soon as possible SMILEY CHAR NAME Hi NAME NAME It s Sunday lunchtime and I should be sitting round some table with near and dear NUM a rosyglow on our faces as we tuck into an enormous steaming roast turkey But NAME I m in the computing lab forcing knowledge into my head in preparation for fastapproaching exams The problem is the closer I get to examtime the less I m motivated to revise NAME well Played my first game of squash for ages yesterday Came out victorious but at what cost Today I feel quite beatenup I have decided to start keeping a diary NAME inspired me to do so by telling me that he d managed to keep one for well over a year now and I thought what a good idea So that s all somewhat exciting Hope you re enjoying that new school of yours Love NAME Re The People of the sacred bog NAME the worrying thing is it does nt surprise me at all that you re talking about such complete baloney with your boss I d expect nothing less Trust you to bring the NAME assassins into it Have you met up with NAME yet NAME Re friends NAME news about the money NAME Why do nt you go and blow it all on a wild night in NAME Then again maybe that would be unwise See you soon NAME Re The People of the sacred bog NAME in there NAME you never know she might just be trying to build up the courage to text you SMILEY I ve got exams on Wed I m currently in the lab revising although at least I ve got football training in the afternoon to take my mind off it Lots of maths and stuff though you d love it Keep it real you big cheese you NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No have txted her but she has nt replied SMILEY oh well guess it was nt meant to be SMILEY NAME the worrying thing is it does nt surprise me at all that you re talking about such complete baloney with your boss I d expect nothing less Trust you to bring the NAME assassins into it Have you met up with NAME yet NAME This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient CHAR named above If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review dissemination distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product an official confirmation of any transaction or as an official statement of NAME Brothers Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or errorfree Therefore we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such All information is subject to change without notice Re The People of the sacred bog All my exams are on Wed NUM hour papers NAME NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Good luck on Wednesday do you have both morning and afternoon exams I ll be praying for you When are your other exams Enjoy the training you ll be captain before I know it NAME in there NAME you never know she might just be trying to build up the courage to text you SMILEY I ve got exams on Wed I m currently in the lab revising although at least I ve got football training in the afternoon to take my mind off it Lots of maths and stuff though you d love it Keep it real you big cheese you NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No have txted her but she has nt replied SMILEY oh well guess it was nt meant to be SMILEY NAME the worrying thing is it does nt surprise me at all that you re talking about such complete baloney with your boss I d expect nothing less Trust you to bring the NAME assassins into it Have you met up with NAME yet NAME This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient CHAR named above If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review dissemination distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product an official confirmation of any transaction or as an official statement of NAME Brothers Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or errorfree Therefore we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such All information is subject to change without notice This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient CHAR named above If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review dissemination distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product an official confirmation of any transaction or as an official statement of NAME Brothers Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or errorfree Therefore we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such All information is subject to change without notice NAME NAME Hi Daddy You might be interested in these They were entries on the NAME NAME section of a website called Friends Reunited which contains lists of old school classes where you can signon and find out what your old schoolmates are up to NUM Mr NAME Added by NAME NAME Everyone seems to remember the purplefaced ranting NAME NAME He was scary beyond belief and those of us that were tortured by his maths lessons in that odd classroom thing that was in fact partly a corridor outside forms NUM NUM will probably never forget him Anyway in NAME NAME s class of NUM us aged NUM we got our own back on NAME by singing a version of NAME NAME of NAME NAME in assembly accompanied by NAME NAME on his trusty guitar changing the words to be rude well rude by our standards at the time about NAME NAME He went an indescribable shade of NAME if I recall and hid behind the piano Oh how we laughed NUM NAME NUM NUM Added by NAME NAME My other teachers that I can remember in order were NAME NAME lovely old lady NAME NAME strict but nicer to the girls NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME hair NAME NAME not sure of spelling but you know who I mean NAME NAME good fun and NAME NAME Thinking back primary school was nt bad and loads of my exclassmates are now primary school teachers themselves Mad Lots of love Daddy NAME Re stuck every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR I guess is the general reading how do I get the specific one that all dogs believe a specific cat sleeps How about some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR l some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq NAME h qeq l Hopefully this underspecification allows you to put back the other reading as well with CHAR and CHAR switched over though Is that an answer to the question or have I misunderstood NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I was trying to experiment with believe CHAR h and check what it NAME a nd could out scope if we take Every dog believes that some cat sleeps every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR I guess is the general reading how do I get the specific one that all dogs believe a specific cat sleeps then believe every CHAR NAME x some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME qeq h NAME some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR h qeq NAME NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR I guess the believing is done by CHAR believe CHAR h and h has to have a truth value cat sleeping cat CHAR sleep CHAR The handout NAME NUM NUM summary says that the some cat can outscope NAME th probably not used above and believe of the sentence Every dog probably believes some cat sleeps Am trying to do an example that need event variables could you help regards NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME To be honest I have nt even tried to learn the NAME training stuff CHAR CHAR relying on answering the other question if that comes up Perhaps we could spend some time going over it after the exams Sorry I ca nt be of any help on this one See you soon NAME thanks NAME the fog is clearing a bit I have a dial up connection so I check my mail infrequently Thanks still stuck with hain How are you NAME hains stuff I think I am quite confused and they may make the Qns confusing sorry NAME applys to the prev mail as well I was going through the NAME training First NAME are the state sequences initialized with equal data transition probs etc and then trained The way I see it if we are using NAME training the sequence goes as follows NUM use all the training data including all utterences get the most likely state sequence NAME algo NUM estimate the transition probs using this sequence NUM use reestimation formula NUM repeat Now I am cofused by the Fwd NAME NAME NAME at what point is the beta variable calculated we need alphas to initialize it right so do we use the Fwd algo as NUM above and then NAME and then the transitions and then reestimate What is termination in the NAME estimate does nt it come to the current node and stop Among the BW reest fomulae there is NAME NUM NAME R NAME NAME what is it is there a special calculation needed for the last transition NAME I m not troubling you too much regards NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME a machine noise Here s some attempted answers NAME What is a free variable in this context Hmmm Well a bound variable is for example the CHAR in every CHAR Now if we had every CHAR NAME CHAR cat CHAR hates CHAR CHAR and there was no outer scope then the CHAR would be free because it CHAR CHAR not bound by any quantifying operator So then the question seems to be how to interpret such a variable CHAR n some systems free variables are always interpreted as forallquantified Then the above could perhaps be interpreted as every CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR hates CHAR CHAR every dog hates every cat one of NUM possible NAME I ve seen this being done with NAME predicate logic but I do nt think NAME mentioned anything about it in regards to GQ s I suppose this means hopefully that it s unlikely to come up in the exam I d also like to know whether NAME is a lexical based model if so how does it compare with a rule based NAME I remember NAME saying that NAME was a radicallylexical model because as much information as possible is pushed down into the lexicon This does not really apply in the same way to NAME because CHAR CHAR is purely a semantic modelling language as far as I can see So rather than a framework within which syntactic and semantic structure can be derived NAME is just an underspecified scopal language for representing semantics or lambda calc is it rule based model I think NAME is rulebased There are a number of simple rules lambda abstraction application and reduction off the top of my head which are the basis for any LCbased system I do nt think NAME is rulebase CHAR in the same way rather I think it is a way of expressing a certain semantic model can you compare NAME NAME some points Not really because you EXPRESS in NAME the semantic model that you ha ve CONSTRUCTED using NAME However as with all of this I may be wron CHAR To what extent can lambda NAME give scope ambiguity As far as I can see on its own I do nt think you can express scope ambiguity in NAME can NAME do so if yes does that mean NAME is more powerful than lambda c neither can you do so in NAME For example you need NUM NAME stateme nts to express the ambiguity in every cat chases some dog ie forall CHAR cat CHAR NUM exists CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR exists CHAR NAME CHAR forall CHAR cat CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR Thus you need some kind of underspecified scopal language such as NAME NAME what is the semantic type of not CHAR CHAR Depends how not is defined for example if it is defined as CHAR CHAR pound NAME CHAR then it has type CHAR t CHAR CHAR On the other hand if it were defined as CHAR pound CP then it would have type CHAR CHAR However the second definition is not very useful for negating verbs for instance because we normally need to apply the negation to the CHAR erb BEFORE we get its subject NAME there is some useful stuff somewhere in there See you soon NAME Hi How is it going Did you get the papers I m still trying to grappl CHAR with my veeeerrry short memory specially for NAME NAME s stuff I finaly managed to type out an answer and some of the issues I have no idea about Please reply with comments if you have time regards NAME All this before the call Question Explain what is meant by underspecified scope include in answer ahow it is specified bhow it is resolved cinclude general comments on CHAR NAME NAME ii NAME iii Free variables iv qeq NAME Consider the sentence every student attended some lectures This sentence can have NUM different semantic representations because of the ambiguity of scope of the quantifiers some and every NUM there is some specific lecture which every student attended some CHAR lecture CHAR every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR NUM every student attend some lecture possible different lectures every CHAR student CHAR some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR NAME scope allows us to represent both of these valid interpretations using just NUM representation for example if we use the NAME notation the above sentence can be represented as NAME some CHAR h h NAME every CHAR h h NAME student CHAR NAME lecture CHAR NAME attend CHAR CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq l This specification allows us represent ambiguity without spurious generations of trees due to h qeq l and h qeq l some CHAR lecture CHAR h and every CHAR student CHAR h could be constructed now NAME attend CHAR CHAR can attach itself to either h or h giving some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR or every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR now the remaining every CHAR student CHAR h or some CHAR lecture CHAR h can combine with some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR or every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR to give the NUM trees we need since the qeqs are in place h cannot take labels like l l etc and thus the spurious generations are avoided Generalized Q represent a relnship btwn NUM sets of entities and by specifying the quantifiers as boundvar restr body we can model this relationship The sentence s NUM tree representations due to ambiguity have been broken into small elements and the connections have been called lables l NAME and holes h h each hole is filled by a specific label which are lisenced by the qeqs all holes are filled E A qeq specifies what holes may be at a lower level than the immediate should be matched with what hole NAME What is a free variable in this context I d also like to know whether NAME is a lexical based model if so how does it compare with a rule based NAME or lambda calc is it rule based model can you compare NAME NAME some points To what extent can lambda NAME give scope ambiguity can NAME do so if yes does that mean NAME is more powerful than lambda c what is the semantic type of not CHAR CHAR Well I just spoke to you see ya NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote is a Re stuck As a point of interest you can actually write the first reading in NUM ways NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR These NUM are equivalent Now you ca nt do the same thing for the other reading NUM some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NUM some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR sleep CHAR NUM is invalid because you ca nt use CHAR in believe before it has been bound in every Now to avoid our underspecification allowing NUM perhaps we should really have h NUM l rather than h qeq h This would exclude both NUM and NUM but since NUM is equivalent to NUM anyway perhaps this is OK However because of compositionality I thought we were avoiding NUM s so perhaps there is a problem here I ca nt see how you can exclude NUM using only qeq s CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No this is fine thanks NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR I guess is the general reading how do I get the specific one that all dogs believe a specific cat sleeps How about some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NAME some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq NAME h qeq l Hopefully this underspecification allows you to put back the other reading as well with CHAR and CHAR switched over though Is that an answer to the question or have I misunderstood NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I was trying to experiment with believe CHAR h and check what it NAME and could out scope if we take Every dog believes that some cat sleeps every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR I guess is the general reading how do I get the specific one that all dogs believe a specific cat sleeps then believe every CHAR NAME x some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME qeq h NAME some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR h qeq NAME NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR I guess the believing is done by CHAR believe CHAR h and h has to have a truth value cat sleeping cat CHAR sleep CHAR The handout NAME NUM NUM summary says that the some cat can outscop CHAR both probably not used above and believe of the sentence Every dog probably believes some cat sleeps Am trying to do an example that need event variables could you help regards NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME To be honest I have nt even tried to learn the NAME training stuff I m relying on answering the other question if that comes up Perhaps we could spend some time going over it after the exams Sorry I ca nt be of any help on this one See you soon NAME thanks NAME the fog is clearing a bit I have a dial up connection so I check my mail infrequently Thanks still stuck with hain How are you NAME hains stuff I think I am quite confused and the CHAR may make the Qns confusing sorry applys to the prev mail as well I was going through the NAME training First NAME are the state sequences initialized with equal data transition probs etc and then trained The way I see it if we are using NAME training the sequence goes as follows NUM use all the training data including all utterences get the most likely state sequence NAME algo NUM estimate the transition probs using this sequence NUM use reestimation formula NUM repeat Now I am cofused by the Fwd NAME NAME NAME at what point is the beta variable calculated we need alphas to initialize it right so do we use the Fwd algo as NUM above and then NAME and then the transitions and then reestimate What is termination in the NAME estimate does nt it come to the current node and stop Among the BW reest fomulae there is NAME NUM NAME R NAME NAME CHAR hat is it is there a special calculation needed for the last transitio CHAR NAME I m not troubling you too much regards NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote as se se E CHAR ope CHAR CHAR ave on CHAR CHAR us h tc by CHAR Re CHAR CHAR Re cuzzas NAME congratulations I think you should be wellpleased with that NAME having NUM hands must be really useful My exams tomorrow NAME Am in the process of exchanging fascinating emails with a colleague about the nature of the semantics of the verb believe Laters NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I did nt know that he had got it but I remember that he was going to stand and to be fair I would have been very surprised if he had nt got it Apparently it was just because he wanted another year at uni to play hockey I ve believed more ridiculous stories CHAR Just to let you know I got NUM in NAME On the NUM hand it is probably exactly the average mark On the second hand it is a merit just and an average of NUM guarantees me onto my course next year But on the third hand it s not as much as I was hoping for and puts prospects of doing a Masters in law at a reputable institution a little more difficult Anyhow it was pretty much the same mark as many people that went to NAME and NAME got and so given the fact I m not sacrificing Hockey it s not a bad effort There you go NAME I NAME NAME wrote I did nt know NAME NAME was NAME president this year WEBSITE CHAR Re email NAME that sounds rather businesslike Be gentle CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I have received an email from him talked to NAME about it before I received it and will deal with it accordingly On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I expect you might have got an email from NAME NAME about NAME I have talked with him at some length about this so if there s anything you want to talk about do give me a ring Otherwise no worries Love NAME Re stuck Good thinking That would seem to do the job except we are still allowing NUM different representations of the same reading in NUM NUM However at least we are not allowing any spurious NUM Only thing is I m not sure whether that would work in the compositional framework that we ve seen so far because as a determiner every binds only with its determinant NAME at the lexical level not with the verb Thus you ca nt set up that qeq in the same way as you can the others Hmmmm CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote how about h qeq l saying that the every restr must have believe in it CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote As a point of interest you can actually write the first reading in NUM ways NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR These NUM are equivalent Now you ca nt do the same thing for the other reading NUM some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NUM some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR sleep CHAR NUM is invalid because you ca nt use CHAR in believe before it has been bound in every Now to avoid our underspecification allowing NUM perhaps we should really have h NUM l rather than h qeq h This would exclude both NUM and NUM but since NUM is equivalent to NUM anyway perhaps this is OK NAME because of compositionality I thought we were avoiding NUM s so perha ps there is a problem here I ca nt see how you can exclude NUM using only qeq s CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No this is fine thanks NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote How about some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NAME some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq NAME h qeq l Hopefully this underspecification allows you to put back the other reading as well with CHAR and CHAR switched over though Is that an answer to the question or have I misunderstood NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote CHAR NAME il E CHAR CHAR in to ar an CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR ld CHAR me CHAR CHAR CHAR ve CHAR a Re Re stuck E and actually it would have to be h qeq l because believe is in the body of every not the restriction On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote how about h qeq l saying that the every restr must have believe in it CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote As a point of interest you can actually write the first reading in NUM ways NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR sleep CHAR NUM every CHAR NAME CHAR some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR These NUM are equivalent Now you ca nt do the same thing for the other reading NUM some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NUM some CHAR cat CHAR believe CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR sleep CHAR NUM is invalid because you ca nt use CHAR in believe before it has been bound in every Now to avoid our underspecification allowing NUM perhaps we should really have h NUM l rather than h qeq h This would exclude both NUM and NUM but since NUM is equivalent to NUM anyway perhaps this is OK NAME because of compositionality I thought we were avoiding NUM s so perha ps there is a problem here I ca nt see how you can exclude NUM using only qeq s CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No this is fine thanks NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote How about some CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR believe CHAR sleep CHAR NAME some CHAR h h NAME cat CHAR NAME every CHAR h h NAME NAME CHAR NAME believe CHAR h NAME sleep CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq NAME h qeq l Hopefully this underspecification allows you to put back the other reading as well with CHAR and CHAR switched over though Is that an answer to the question or have I misunderstood NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote CHAR NAME il E CHAR CHAR in to ar an CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR ld CHAR me CHAR CHAR CHAR ve CHAR a Re Re NAME s email NAME That email address is defunct at least it was last time I tried it I was really wondering if you had her Uni email address Sorry to use you in such a degrading way SMILEY CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote said in an exasperated tone of voice why does everyone use me as a means of communicating with everyone else I m mainly joking her email address is EMAIL On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Do you have NAME NAME s email address at NAME that s where she is right Speak soon NAME Re HELP Hope you re a genius I think this is fine Harsh but probably the best way forward By the way do you and NAME or some other random friend want to come over to my house for dinner on Saturday I ll try and get NAME or one of my random friends to come along as well NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote This is what I ve composed I have nt sent it yet and reading it through it seems fairly harsh but let me know what you think is there anything else I ve missed out that I said that I was going to include last night hope the exams were ok NAME Hi NAME These are just a few thoughts which hopefully will help you I ll try to be as honest and helpful as possible Firstly even though you say that you are not interested in NAME I think that some of your actions maybe do nt match up with this Even if your intentions are perfectly platonic I think that ringing someone from a foreign country is quite a big thing and I m not sure that if it was me I d ring someone of the opposite sex unless they were my boyfriend or a very good friend that I d known for a long time I think that NAME understands that you are not interested in her as you ve said this to her but I also think that NAME s friendship is hers to give and you ca nt expect that you have a right to be friends with someone I think that NAME must be feeling that she does nt know you well and if she does nt want to get to know you then that is her choice and I do nt think that anyone can force her to do anything Relationships take a lot of work and commitment at the best of times and I think that a purely platonic friendship that is no more than casual is a very unusual thing between guys and girls It takes a lot of time to get to know people well and especially for there to be no misunderstandings and confusions between people of the opposite sex I think that NAME has probably made it clear that she has perhaps felt uncomfortable with your actions at times and does nt want to have a close friendship with you Even if this is nt what you want it is her wish and you have to accept it and respect it by doing what she says You say that she seemed to show you that she wanted to be in touch with you but maybe this was nt any more than her just being a genuinely nice person She is a nice caring kind person and treats all people in a kind way Maybe because you wanted to be in touch with her you misinterpreted her words She did nt respond to your phone calls or emails so maybe you should ve taken that as a sign that she was nt interested in pursuing a friendship or a relationship with you I think that continuing with these attentions can perhaps seem threatening to a girl and can make her feel uncomfortable especially if like NAME she is nt used to having to be unkind to people I hope that some of this is helpful to you and that it can perhaps help you to make sense of what s happened I do nt think that girls mind at all if you try to foster a friendship or relationship with them but they will give you indicators as to if they then want to respond to this ie they will phone you or email you back but if they do nt respond then you probably need to accept that perhaps they are nt wanting that friendship or relationship and perhaps you have to accept that if they are giving you these signals Unfortunately we ca nt make people want to be friends with us I hope that this helps and that you can have some time to focus on other friendships when you go back to NAME All the best NAME CHAR NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I d really appreciate it if you could help me out It s a pretty sensitive issue I seem to be having some real problems with NAME I think there must have been a huge amount of confusion somewhere along the line I think somehow she must have got the wrong impression anyway she seems to be upset with me Well and I m really angry and upset with her Just to make NUM thing clear I do nt have any romatic intentions towards her Yesterday I called her and said Hi How are you She said I m OK I do nt know you especially well and I do nt especially want to get to know you any better I do nt want you to call me again You just ca nt go around calling random people Bye Even if she thinks of me as a random person she s always been prepared to speak to me before But I always thought we were mates and I feel she d made it clear she wanted to stay in contact with me I did leave a message for her last Sunday saying basically Thanks for the paracetamol you gave me It has helped and it was kind and thoughtful Also I m unhappy with you about a couple of things that I want to be resolved I m just a bit bewildered as to what has made her react like this and why she would nt even talk to me about things I was prepared to compromise so we could hopefully reach some sort of amicable arrangement to me mates when we go back to NAME Before yesterday I did feel really aggrieved with her about a couple of things I thought she was really rude unwelcoming and unfriendly to me when I went to see her on the NAME NAME weekend It was nt easy for me to go and see her and I did try and drop a hint to say I was nt trying to impress her She made it very clear again that she did nt have romantic intentions towards me but I thought she could make an effort to talk to me and I felt really awkward to say anything So I left The second thing is that I ve tried to be really open and honest with her As far as I m concerned she told me clearly she would keep in touch with me Something she has failed to do I called her from NAME mainly to find out what was going on and from what was said during that conversation I was definitely expecting to hear from her Again I heard nothing I feel she s really let me down I know the female mind works differently to the male mind and I was hoping you might be able to help explain where we might have got confused I know there are things that might have been misinterpreted but I have only tried to treat her like a friend like I would treat anybody else What would you suggest I do I ve already spoken to a male friend and I have emailed her to try and straighten things out a bit Do nt worry I m not going to call her again I know it s a bit much and I d entirely understand if you did nt want to but is there any chance you could find out what s going on Thanks for listening NAME With NAME Mail you can get a bigger mailbox choose a size that fits your needs Re NAME NAME a lot of people put their email addresses in their notes anyway just not directly A bit naughty but that s how I got NAME s Laters NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME How crazy to here from NAME how did you get the address did you sign up or know a friend or hack LOL NAME From NAME NAME To NAME NAME Subject NAME Oh my NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME got an email from NAME NAME Here it is Surely not What a surprise I put my details on the friends reuinited site ages ago on the offchance that one of the lads might see it never thought I d hear off you again Glad to hear your I doing well for yourself mate thanx for that email it s always nice to be reminded of the good old times is nt it especially scorching goals agianst Odd Down Central midfield eh always thought you had the tenacity for it Semipro is good although obviously it has it s drawbacks hardly any alcohol healthy eating and obviously constant fitness training I ll get over it NAME to hear from you NAME Take care NAME NAME The new NAME NUM smart spam protection and NUM months FREE Help STOP NAME Try the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE ahoy NAME you noncommunicative son of an Irishman How are you old boy Do you want to come over to my house for dinner on Saturday I m maybe having a couple of girls round you do nt know them aswell I ve got NUM exams today NUM down NUM to go See you soon then NAME Re HELP I honestly think it s fine I think it s better not to cut explanations out because then he ll just be even more confused CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ca nt bring myself to send it should I make it shorter and just say that I think it would be a good idea not to contact her I ll ask NAME about Saturday NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hope you re a genius I think this is fine NAME but probably the best way forward By the way do you and NAME or some other random friend want to come over to my house for dinner on Saturday I ll try and get NAME or one of my random friends to come along as well NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote This is what I ve composed I have nt sent it yet and reading it through it seems fairly harsh but let me know what you think is there anything else I ve missed out that I said that I was going to include last night hope the exams were ok NAME Hi NAME These are just a few thoughts which hopefully will help you I ll try to be as honest and helpful as possible Firstly even though you say that you are not interested in NAME I think that some of your actions maybe do nt match up with this Even if your intentions are perfectly platonic I think that ringing someone from a foreign country is quite a big thing and I m not sure that if it was me I d ring someone of the opposite sex unless they were my boyfriend or a very good friend that I d known for a long time I think that NAME understands that you are not interested in her as you ve said this to her but I also think that NAME s friendship is hers to give and you ca nt expect that you have a right to be friends with someone I think that NAME must be feeling that she does nt know you well and if she does nt want to get to know you then that is her choice and I do nt think that anyone can force her to do anything Relationships take a lot of work and commitment at the best of times and I think that a purely platonic friendship that is no more than casual is a very unusual thing between guys and girls It takes a lot of time to get to know people well and especially for there to be no misunderstandings and confusions between people of the opposite sex I think that NAME has probably made it clear that she has perhaps felt uncomfortable with your actions at times and does nt want to have a close friendship with you Even if this is nt what you want it is her wish and you have to accept it and respect it by doing what she says You say that she seemed to show you that she wanted to be in touch with you but maybe this was nt any more than her just being a genuinely nice person She is a nice caring kind person and treats all people in a kind way Maybe because you wanted to be in touch with her you misinterpreted her words She did nt respond to your phone calls or emails so maybe you should ve taken that as a sign that she was nt interested in pursuing a friendship or a relationship with you I think that continuing with these attentions can perhaps seem threatening to a girl and can make her feel uncomfortable especially if like NAME she is nt used to having to be unkind to people I hope that some of this is helpful to you and that it can perhaps help you to make sense of what s happened I do nt think that girls mind at all if you try to foster a friendship or relationship with them but they will give you indicators as to if they then want to respond to this ie they will phone you or email you back but if they do nt respond then you probably need to accept that perhaps they are nt wanting that friendship or relationship and perhaps you have to accept that if they are giving you these signals Unfortunately we ca nt make people want to be friends with us I hope that this helps and that you can have some time to focus on other friendships when you go back to NAME All the best NAME CHAR NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I d really appreciate it if you could help me out It s a pretty sensitive issue I seem to be having some real problems with NAME I think there must have been a huge amount of confusion somewhere along the line I think somehow she must have got the wrong impression anyway she seems to be upset with me Well and I m really angry and upset with her Just to make NUM thing clear I do nt have any romatic intentions towards her Yesterday I called her and said Hi How are you She said I m OK I do nt know you especially well and I do nt especially want to get to know you any better I do nt want you to call me again You just ca nt go around calling random people Bye Even if she thinks of me as a random person she s always been prepared to speak to me before But I always thought we were mates and I feel she d made it clear she wanted to stay in contact with me I did leave a message for her last Sunday saying basically Thanks for the paracetamol you gave me It has helped and it was kind and thoughtful Also I m unhappy with you about a couple of things that I want to be resolved I m just a bit bewildered as to what has made her react like this and why she would nt even talk to me about things I was prepared to compromise so we could hopefully reach some sort of amicable arrangement to me mates when we go back to NAME Before yesterday I did feel really aggrieved with her about a couple of things I thought she was really rude unwelcoming and unfriendly to me when I went to see her on the NAME NAME weekend It was nt easy for me to go and see her and I did try and drop a hint to say I was nt trying to impress her She made it very clear again that she did nt have romantic intentions towards me but I thought she could make an effort to talk to me and I felt really awkward to say anything So I left The second thing is that I ve tried to be really open and honest with her As far as I m concerned she told me clearly she would keep in touch with me Something she has failed to do I called her from NAME mainly to find out what was going on and from what was said during that conversation I was definitely expecting to hear from her Again I heard nothing I feel she s really let me down I know the female mind works differently to the male mind and I was hoping you might be able to help explain where we might have got confused I know there are things that might have been misinterpreted but I have only tried to treat her like a friend like I would treat anybody else What would you suggest I do I ve already spoken to a male friend and I have emailed her to try and straighten things out a bit Do nt worry I m not going to call her again I know it s a bit much and I d entirely understand if you did nt want to but is there any chance you could find out what s going on Thanks for listening NAME With NAME Mail you can get a bigger mailbox choose a size that fits your needs Re ahoy Maybe we should discuss this over a game of squash Tomorrow Do nt forget we ve got football training on Friday CHAR Re HELP shall we do something after dinner NAME sounds fun I ll have a think How did the exams go Pretty well I think Results come out in a couple of weeks By the way I am interested to know why you re still nice to me even though I m continually horrid irrational with you Well I do nt think it s because I m a particularly wonderful person I think I ve caused you enough pain to merit a bit of irrationality and horridity now and again See you on Saturday around NUM NUM You can bring some dessert if you like NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Well it s done now I hope it was nt too harsh I really do nt want to be responsible for him losing confidence and self esteem Anyway I talked to NAME and Saturday is fine shall we do something after dinner cinema something else How did the exams go By the way I am interested to know why you re still nice to me even though I m continually horrid irrational with you Miss NAME as I am now referred to by most of the people I speak to On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I honestly think it s fine I think it s better not to cut explanations out because then he ll just be even more confused CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ca nt bring myself to send it should I make it shorter and just say that I think it would be a good idea not to contact her I ll ask NAME about Saturday NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hope you re a genius I think this is fine NAME but probably the best way forward By the way do you and NAME or some other random friend want to come over to my house for dinner on Saturday I ll try and get NAME or one of my random friends to come along as well NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME New Year NAME Guess you re back in NAME now Do you wanna do some duetting at the CU thingy on NAME th NAME NAME club papers Hi NAME I was wondering if you could advise me on the best places to look for the following papers in relation to the language reading club CHAR NAME The syntactic operations in CHAR NAME Automatic information organisation and retrieval NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME et NAME The use of phrases and structured queries in information retrieval SIGIR NUM NAME ORGSIGIR Conference NUM Regards NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NUM NAME you re asking for it On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME I think there must be a mistake NAME s girlfriend is on the list Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NUM sigh NAME NAME what a character On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote From NAME NAME EMAIL To CHAR CHAR NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME I think there must be a mistake NAME s girlfriend is on the list Re Fwd Re NAME NAME NUM NAME I think we should probably try and book sometime soon it looks like we are already fairly limited as to when we can do it and August is a VERY popular time for the bungalow I will have a look at what people have said tonight and confer with you before I actually go ahead and do anything CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dates I ca nt make maybe th to th August I ca nt read my writing rd of August Family holiday Hope you are well NAME Re NAME Thanks NAME Just NUM further thing Is it necessary for us to be in NAME at any point during August Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think generally the NAME graduation ceremonies are in December January NAME March April May and so forth You can check with your College the date that they will slot you in Whilst the course finishes once your thesis has been approved in August until the Degree Committee of the ORG have met to ratify the final results in September and the ORG have also met in October you will not be awarded the NAME NAME degree I hope that rather convoluted explanation helps NAME Hi NAME Is there a graduation date for the NAME course When does the course officially finish Thanks NAME Re NAME s Formal Hi NAME I could actually do with not coming if someone else wants my place Let me know NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote After fruitless negotiations with the head chef the formal hall is NUM on NUM tonight The line up is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME If any of you ca nt make it let me know asap because there is competition for places We re meeting at NUM in the bar I ve paid for everything so I need cheques for NUM from everyone NAME Re TRAINING Singlehanded I seem to remember some vital contributions from amongst others myself CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Apologies have lecture big man No singlehanded comebacks in the fouraside today I m afraid beards On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote reminder training NAME today cheers NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote pm thursday seconds have a game on friday at NAME so we wont train then anyone any probs if sundays game moved forward to say NUM the birds want to play after us cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote All those who ordered shirts socks etc they are redy for collection from my room if you havent paid yet bring a cheque payable to NAME college afc for the appropriate ammount either NUM or NUM cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote holiday NAME I spoke to my uncle yesterday about Chapel and unfortunately August has been booked up for quite a while members of the family book on a yearlybasis for peak times like that So I think it s back to the drawingboard There is a week in July that s free but I do nt think I can make that From midSeptember onwards is free but I think a lot of people said they could nt really do Sept and anyway it might be getting a bit cold by then Hmmm Speak soon then NAME NAME Good morning NAME I presume you have arrived in the lab before me I hope you had a wonderful weekend I will of course join you shortly for some NAME NAME action NAME det bra NAME Re NAME NAME security Fwd NAME when is this ball On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Boys Fancy doing security at NAME NAME NAME and I did it at NAME in the summer and it was a good laugh I think we might get paid and have some time off in the ball Probably best if you contact NAME direct unless you already sorted something out NAME Cheers NAME Hi NAME I am running security and you can definitely have a job so let me know what college you are at and I will put a contract into icms for you tomorrow Thanks NAME NAME Re food I m guessing it has something to do with a bisexual farmer NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote where exactly did you meet such women bill On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think I should clarify The room has the option of red green yellow and blue lighting depending on NUM mood Flick the switch and the scene is set Quite groovy and I believe quite NAME NAME Secondly NAME I ve met women in the past with names such as NAME and funnily enough NAME They seemed perfectly happy with such titles so I m sure you ll warm to it Why do I get the impression I m digging a big hole for myself On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote so is it that your going to NAME or not depends upon the current colour of the hotel room or is it that you re going to put your engineering skills to good use and go and fix this obvisously faulty button and what s the role of NAME in all this confused of R oh dear I did nt think we were going to be quite so vocal about our arrangements NAME NAME I d love to come but there s obviously the hotel issue to sort out first apparently the room can change colour at the push of a button I m very excited love NAME xx in the spirit of taking names of the opposite sex ps why do girls of university age do that room moment course dates Hi NAME Please could you tell when the NAME course officially finishes ie when we are free to leave NAME as I m trying to make plans for the summer Thanks very much NAME Re NAME After that they are given a wife If only it was that easy eh SMILEY CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Yes the holiday Have you found out about your term dates yet Thanks for the photo just like in Man of NAME Your most welcome I hope you enjoy reading it Was good to speak with you yesterday hope you enjoyed your bath Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making I must advise you that obtaining essence of NAME wo nt be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the NAME tribe who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of NAME Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility cunning strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine NAME Re NAME NAME security Fwd You cheeky son of a We ll see On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME th Friday I figure you wo nt be doing anything else that night On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME when is this ball On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Boys Fancy doing security at NAME NAME NAME and I did it at NAME in the summer and it was a good laugh I think we might get paid and have some time off in the ball Probably best if you contact NAME direct unless you already sorted something out NAME Cheers NAME Hi NAME I am running security and you can definitely have a job so let me know what college you are at and I will put a contract into icms for you tomorrow Thanks NAME NAME Re NAME NAME it looks like I will be unable to leave NAME until the start of August so let s move to plan NUM A NUM CHAR CHAR Re hi and favour I ll see what I can do Miss NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you had a good Christmas New Year etc Mine was good I was at my friends in NAME for New Year I also saw lots of my godchildren over Christmas but did nt go through the religious significance of the season with them I did nt think it was worth it since neither of them can talk or understand very much So now it s back to normal with life at NAME s obviously I use the term normal very loosely My timetable has changed for the worse and I now have NUM and a half hours a week NUM and a half of those are concentrated on a Tuesday so you can imagine how exhausted I will be by the end of today How s the NAME s posse who relocated to NAME Anyway I m writing really to ask if you d do me a favour There s a journal article that I really need for my dissertation from a journal that they have in the NAME University Library I put in an interlibrary request for it at the beginning of November and still have nt had it Every time I go to the library to ask about it they tell me they ll look into it and get back to me but they never do so I was wondering if I gave you the details would you be so kind as to photocopy it scan it post it email it whatever So if you get a chance the journal is American Catholic Philosophical Quarterly NUM NUM NAME The article is by NAME NAME is called The NAME NAME and the Limits of Philosophical Theodicy and is on pages NUM I would be eternally grateful and would tell everyone I meet what a wonderful example of human being you are Or something like that NAME NAME Re food Wicked I ll be there NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote oh you are are you Would be lovely to have the pleasure of your company NAME see you tonight ish CHAR CHAR Guess that means I m coming too NAME NAME NAME I m not going to do the hotel thing after all I ve found out they might charge me NUM quid if I get caught And after all that email bother BUT if this dinner thing is still happening I d be up for it Cheers NAME hello bill NAME NAME NAME and NAME my friend NAME is coming over for dinner on tuesday and we ve run out of things to say to each other so I thought it d be far more interesting to invite a few extra for dinner and seeing as I m cooking anyway she s planned an essay crisis for that afternoon so we were thinking later like maybe pm alright NAME squash NAME fancy a game of squash before the meal tonight NAME Re sentences How about The boat sailed past the harbour sank NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I will demonstrate a PoS tagger on NAME send me any sentences you wld like to see its output for Naturally I will include I can can a can NAME NAME practical Hi NAME Just a couple of questions about the speech practical if you have time I have completed my recogniser and compared it with the original It appears the original NAME has a default insertion penalty of NUM but otherwise they give similar results Having done a number of tests using various NAME tools to train the NAME s I obtained the following results It appears that NAME performs a certain amount of reestimation by default which I reduced to a single iteration using the n NUM flag This gave me an initial error rate on the training and test data Using NAME and allowing the algorithm to converge the number of iterations to convergence was about NUM on average actually produced NAME s that gave a higher error rate than those obtained from NAME This is perhaps not that surprising as only the loglikelihood of the NAME s is being maximised not necessarily the performance of the recogniser However running HERest for NUM separate iterations improved the performance of the recogniser The best performance was actually obtained after the first iteration of HERest but improved results were also observed after NUM iterations at which point the algorithm seemed to be converging I was under the impression that HERest and NAME were basically the same algorithm EM BW thus I m slightly confused as to why NAME degrades performance whereas NAME enhances it Regards NAME NAME Re squash OK old man I ll let you know about tomorrow if I can make it CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote if we would I d like to do it right before the dinner could be a bit smelly though hmm maybe today is nt the best time actually it s not I ve got a phone call to make at NAME maybe wednesday NAME fancy a game of squash before the meal tonight NAME Re hi and favour NAME I ve searched the library and unfortunately although I found the right journal it did not have a supplementary section so did nt contain your article Sorry about that let me know if there s anything else I can do NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you had a good Christmas New Year etc Mine was good I was at my friends in NAME for New Year I also saw lots of my godchildren over Christmas but did nt go through the religious significance of the season with them I did nt think it was worth it since neither of them can talk or understand very much So now it s back to normal with life at NAME s obviously I use the term normal very loosely My timetable has changed for the worse and I now have NUM and a half hours a week NUM and a half of those are concentrated on a Tuesday so you can imagine how exhausted I will be by the end of today How s the NAME s posse who relocated to NAME Anyway I m writing really to ask if you d do me a favour There s a journal article that I really need for my dissertation from a journal that they have in the NAME University Library I put in an interlibrary request for it at the beginning of November and still have nt had it Every time I go to the library to ask about it they tell me they ll look into it and get back to me but they never do so I was wondering if I gave you the details would you be so kind as to photocopy it scan it post it email it whatever So if you get a chance the journal is American Catholic Philosophical Quarterly NUM NUM Supp The article is by NAME NAME is called The NAME NAME and the Limits of Philosophical Theodicy and is on pages NUM I would be eternally grateful and would tell everyone I meet what a wonderful example of human being you are Or something like that NAME NAME error embo working g NAME lxercesc In file included from NAME NUM from NAME NUM xmlrmrsh NUM syntax error before token NAME Squash NAME Re NAME Good morning Anyone been down to the site yet Will post the photos soon SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote funny Good work team NAME NAME University of NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME CB DG NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME NAME OK NAME I m up for it I ll email NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Guys not sure if you are up for this but I ve just got a contract through We need to be there from NUM NUM to NUM NUM am We will be paid NUM pounds and have NUM and a half hours to enjoy the ball I d say this is a pretty good deal I also do nt fancy doing it myself Bird in charge is NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME University of NAME NAME College NAME Road NAME CB DG NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME NAME spoke to me about the possibility of doing security at the NAME NAME Do you still need people Regards NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Yes I do so let me know what college you are at and I will get a contract out to you NAME Hi NAME NAME NAME spoke to me about the possibility of doing security at the NAME NAME Do you still need people Regards NAME NAME NAME OK NAME I m on security with you old boy NAME popstars NAME I ve been told I should enter the popstars thingy tonight Are you still allowed to enter this late How does it work do you have backing NAME s or something Cheers NAME Re popstars Hi NAME I d like to sing She s the One please Cheers NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote NAME you can enter anytime ie pissed people can even have a go on the night However if you want to do it seriously email me what you want to sing and I ll put you on tonight s bill It should be a great laugh bring your mates too On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I ve been told I should enter the popstars thingy tonight Are you still allowed to enter this late How does it work do you have backing NAME s or something Cheers NAME Re popstars Thanks NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote No problem mate I ll try to sort that NAME room at NUM Should be a good laugh On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I d like to sing She s the One please Cheers NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote NAME you can enter anytime ie pissed people can even have a go on the night However if you want to do it seriously email me what you want to sing and I ll put you on tonight s bill It should be a great laugh bring your mates too On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I ve been told I should enter the popstars thingy tonight Are you still allowed to enter this late How does it work do you have backing NAME s or something Cheers NAME Re A tragedy NAME well at least he has been captured on celluloid Personally I ca nt believe that NAME just stood there while NAME was brutally savaged NAME disappointing NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Last night I was wandering through town with a friend so thought I d show her our beautiful creations Yet upon arriving at the site we saw that they d undergone a vicious and savage attack NAME NAME had clearly had come off worse but brave NAME had stood firm and kept his ground NAME well the memory of NAME lives on NAME Re squash NAME my practical does nt finish until NUM Can you make NUM NUM CHAR NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM the web s youngest wrote NAME How about squash monday at NAME You can be my first scalp Cheers NAME Tonight Hi NAME Tonight is NAME s Chinese New Year meal and I said that we would get drinks and dessert I am going shopping fairly soon so I will get dessert and leave you to get drinks unless you d prefer it the other way round does nt matter to me Let me know and I ll see you soon NAME Re bad url Are you still on NAME Where should I go to CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME thanks SMILEY Everything you wanted to know but did nt know who to ask Can you come onto chat WEBSITE What s on at your local cinema Re bad url NAME I m in the lab and the browsers are not javaenabled Do nt think I can do anything about it Anywhere that does nt require NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I am still here Try WEBSITE What s on at your local cinema Re bad url OK I m having a Chinese New Year meal tonight I ll be able to chat to you sometime when I m at home DSMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME wrote Anywhere that does nt require NAME NAME catch you later then It is NUM am here anyways I ort to go to bed NAME Chinese New Year pound NUM NAME WEBSITE What s on at your local cinema Re weekend NAME and I were wondering if we could takeyou back to NAME on the sunday That would be wonderful Mummy See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote dear NAME thank you for your email and text we were very envious would have loved to join you in the snow we had a tiny flurry the children went running out into the playground beside themselves with excitement made a couple of snowballs mainly from the grit on the ground because there was nt really enough snow and then they were back inside freezing cold looking forward very much to seeing you this weekend your boots have you mummyxxxxx Hi Mummy I m cooking another tuna meal as we speak It s so nice to have the food in the cupboard especially when I get back home at around NUM NUM Anyway I actually enjoyed the mimepractice thingy so maybe it will be OK after all Lots of love you decapitaliser you NAME dear NAME thanks for your email so glad the food has been a success abi and CHAR are here on our own as daddy is taking NAME back to NAME the house looks a little different from when you were here last as daddy discoverred yesterday that that pillar in the kitchen that we hoped was holding up the ceiling wasnt at all it was resting on a piece of carpet alone so it is no longer in our kitchen and the ceiling is still in place trust all is well with you we love you lots and lots mummyxxxxxxx Hi Mummy Just wanted to say thank you for all the lovely food you bought me I am enjoying it so much I used a couple of the sauces when NAME was staying and last night I made myself a meal from scratch which was the first time since I moved in last term Lots of love Mummy NAME court NAME if you re in college and get a chance please could you book the court for NUM NUM this evening See you later NAME Hi NAME Hi NAME How are things going Marriage preparations We have been studying various NAME related topics including a couple of lectures on the NAME s Was nt it MUC that you were involved with I m just waiting for your name to cropup in one of my lectures NAME all s well NAME Hi NAME NAME Just thought I d drop you an email to see how things are going Are you getting along OK with all your housemates Are you keeping NAME out of trouble I am as ever working hard We had lots of snow on Thursday so I went with some friends down to NAME college lawn and made a couple of snowmen it was fantastic In fact some of the photos are at WEBSITE Well take care and enjoy life NAME skating NAME I bought some new rollerblades Let s go skating in the summer NAME hello Hi NAME Tried to call you at home the other night but could nt get through How are things When are you leaving for NAME Did the recording go well the other day How s NAME I m going home this coming weekend to see NAME and NAME who are staying at our house for a couple of nights Should be interesting Did I tell you I m keeping a diary do you keep one Speak soon NAME NAME Hi NAME How are you doing How are things with CHAR I m emailing you in my lunch break I m working pretty hard as always and good news is that I got NUM CHAR s in my recent exams We had terrific snow here last Thursday and I went with some friends down to NAME college back lawn and messedaround in the snow and built NUM snowmen it was fantastic Actually there are some photos at WEBSITE Am off home this weekend to see some SouthAfrican friends who are staying for a couple of nights I m also going to pick up some new rollerblades that I ordered NAME I ve got a speechprocessing practical this afternoon NAME Re Hi NAME Hey NAME Um not quite We ve split up my decision It s a long story but you ll probably have to wait for my biography to be written NAME me a copy will you Hope your life is less traumatic I guess I have nt had to go through an engagement breakup but my life is pretty traumatic in other ways I can definitely relate to trauma When they talk about NAME do they discuss how much of it can be done with clever pattern spotting Is this NAME NAME NUM marks NAME NAME dunno really I guess like they sortof like talk about stuff I d give myself NUM for that I suppose in some ways it s all about patternspotting of sorts just depends whether the patterns are deep or shallow The basic framework is usually something like Lexical analysis propername datespotting etc Syntactic analysis NAME predicatebased relational analysis semantic expansion NAME stochastic comparison synonym hypernym hyponym conceptual expansion But I do feel they are missing the point in places Yes I suppose the problem is that it s difficult to draw a box around what NAME actually is How s the project work proceeding Have nt really started the main project yet that begins next term but I will have to decide fairly shortly what I m going to do Am hoping to be inspired by something soon ps I might be down in NAME in early March to play Go NAME Tell me when and I ll see if I can come along All the best NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME I m away this coming weekend NAME th NAME th This may be a problem in regards to attending the briefing session as specified in paragraph NUM of the contract What should I do Regards NAME Re pop superstars OK I ll have to let you know about Friday Later NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME it has been arranged that we have a big rugby match tomorrow so im gonna have to cancel squash my next avsailable date is friday how about CHAR Sorry NAME Squash NAME do you fancy squash today CHAR Re Squash No worries NAME I might come and see you later Get some NAME down you CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Actually NAME I m still pretty ill going to the game was not the best thing for my recovery We ended up with the NAME fans which was amusing And frightening The stereotypes are true NAME NAME do you fancy squash today CHAR contract NAME I ve put my completed contract etc in your pigeonhole in NAME Cheers NAME Re I have never understood how METHODS can be STATIC it is so stupid and ANNOYING and stops you being able to do ANYTHING USEFUL NAME I will show this to my neurons when I get home so I can test out the files Later NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME you brainiac I have never understood how METHODS can be STATIC it is so stupid and ANNOYING and stops you being able to do ANYTHING USEFUL I hate it it is so dumb and it serves no purpose I wrote a program in NUM minutes to convert the date to milliseconds since the epoch Something I m sure everyone is dying to know NAME okay Then I have spent the last NUM hourse trying to convert the other way around milliseconds to date to string And I ing ing ca nt understand WHAT it is ing saying NAME I am so frustrated with it Computers are supposed to make life easier and all JAVAC is doing is telling me You re doing it wrong but I m not going to explain what s wrong Go figure it out yourself you idiot I am sure that JAVAC is a woman Or at least was coded by a woman Please let me know what s up All I want to know is what date and time NUM and NUM is I tried using NAME but surprise surprise NAME does nt use the standard NAME date format it uses its own format NAME which is totally useless There Now I ve told someone else it s no longer my problem it s someone else s problem So I can stop biting my itchy fingers Do you ever get that I hate it the tops of my middle joints of my fingers get itchy and I scratch and bite them but it does nt go away Drives me mad Grrr Re I have never understood how METHODS can be STATIC it is so stupid and ANNOYING and stops you being able to do ANYTHING USEFUL Well done I only just got the other email I was playing hockey May I ask why you want to know this fascinating information about the Epoch NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Stuff it I used NAME instead Weaklytyped system and no stupid static nonsense to muck around with Got it done in a jiffy Excellent The answers are Thursday NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM Saturday NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM Thanks for your time consideration if you tried the NAME stuff Have fun NAME PS now I can go to bed it is NUM NUM CHAR awk print path NUM Re itcy Sounds gruesome I have quite a bit of eczema on the fingers of my right hand at the moment so I can kindof sympathise CHAR NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I have figured out that the fingers that itch are the NUM NUM broke in a bike crash Maybe it s the typing that irritates them by rubbing the muscle across the sharp bone corners In which case scratching and biting is probably going to do more damage Those bones never healed properly Shucks NAME WEBSITE What s on at your local cinema Re An update on life NAME NAME Have you had any replies on the holiday front Only from NAME who said she could nt help us What are you up to I m currently in the lab progressing through a speech processing practical I m going home this weekend as NAME NAME speaker his wife NAME are staying with us for a couple of nights I think I ll chat to them about possibly going out there for a while next year Also I ve ordered a pair of rollerblades which I got delivered to home so I m going to pick them up as well NAME NAME came round and sorted out NAME and Emacs for me Now I can programme Good stuff I was actually trying to set up NAME on my computer last night and was getting some ridiculous error so maybe I ll consult Mr NAME myself Later NAME Re Hey I unfortunately do nt have the capabilitities to play the NAME but is is it the Oh shame It is indeed the wonderful Mr NAME song I think it starts off something like In the heart of MiddleEarth in the land of NAME Lives the brave little NAME that we all admire He s NAME NAME NAME NAME The bravest little NAME of them all Quite hilariously dreadful I printed off your new song Do you have any of the old NUM like the NUM on the cd as txt files I have all the lyrics I ll post them on that website Unfortunately none of them have chords but I might try and do a few Keep it real NAME NAME Lang practical Hi NAME Can you just confirm for me that the documents we will be using to search for answers will be in NAME NAME as opposed to the full deepparsed NAME Thanks NAME Re Hey Oh well I love her quite hugely and sometimes I laugh out loud because I am so happy SMILEY You are a lucky man NAME Let me suggest that when a woman says NO what she actually means is YES If she says Oh no I do nt want flowers what she actually means is I d love flowers If she says Oh do nt take me out for dinner what she actually means is I really want you to take me out for dinner and if she says Let s not celebrate NAME s Day this year what she actually means is Please surprise me with a NAME celebration I was upset to hear about NAME and NAME Yes I spoke to her the other day and she sounded OK In regards to NAME if you want to contact him I would email him if I was you rather than calling him He s not being particularly open about the whole situation at the moment so I m not sure what kind of response you ll get OK well I m in the lab doing some language work so I ll get back to it NAME NAME NAME Re Lang practical Thanks NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME the files in rmrs ans are exact examples of the other NUM files that will be there except with more NAME information which NAME is currently producing NAME Re LANG practical NAME Sorry to bother you again I notice that both my program and rmrsdump get stuck when trying to parse qrmrs qrmrs at exactly the same point at the end of sentence NUM Has anyone else had this problem Regards NAME Language NAME Hi NAME The attached shell script can be run on the NAME files to make a couple of simple structural adjustments that enable them to be parsed properly by NAME I ve only tested it on qrmrs though Regards NAME partay NAME the party sounds RADICAL But NAME I m going home this weekend so will be unable to attend NAME NAME Re partay Very thoughtful NAME thanks CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Oh soooo sorry to hear Maybe I ll save some of the leftovers for you there may still be girls laying around the house on Monday when you get back CHAR Re MATCH Hi NAME Will try and let you know about the th NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME Just getting an idea of who can play a week on sunday th to make sure enough of you will get out of your beds at such an unsociable hour NAME me NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME there is no ladies match on th so wo nt be too knackering a day NAME NAME NAME gk NAME Rush NAME NAME NAME NAME Umpire anyone Would be nice to have NUM boys and NUM girls if possible Please let me know if you ve got a question mark by you NAME x Re NAME NAME NAME Greetings from NAME We had a couple of days of snow but not as much as you by the sounds of it I did spend NUM evening making snowmen on NAME College lawn though My term is going pretty well I got NUM CHAR s in my first set of exams so I ve made a positive start I m off home this weekend to see NAME house party speaker who is staying at my house with his wife for a couple of nights I ve also bought a pair of rollerblads which were delivered to my house so I m going to pick them up I ll be like a yearold again If you ve got any ideas how we can make NAME NAME tidy then let me know please Just tell him you ll chop off his thumbs if he does nt OK all the best Ed I probably wo nt make it up to visit before next term so I hope the rest of this term goes reall well Cheerio NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Just a line to let you down there in NAME NAME know what s going on here in chilly NAME It did nt snow last night for the first time in days and the ice is now melting so it s possible that it might get a little warmer fairly soon I m now in the middle of trying to work out what I can write my second essay on I ve narrowed it down to English religious cults or the rise of the NAME dynasty in NAME but of course that s quite a large range of subjects and I need to narrow it down quite a bit before handing the essay in at the start of next term Still the first essay was basically written in NUM weeks over the Christmas holiday although I ve no idea how I ve done yet so I ve still got plenty of time Life seems to be going well apart from the fact that I ve got no money at all We ve nearly got a house sorted for next year we just need to sign the contract And I ve got to persuade my parents to take all the stuff from NUM house to the other which is on the other side of town No doubt I ll manage somehow Still life can be hard at times Enjoy life down there where you are and feel free to visit at any Cheers NAME Re your mail Oh you are mistaken Miss NAME In fact I will be busy ALL NIGHT on NAME s Day And NAME so will NAME for that matter CHAR total coincidence I assure you How about Thursday CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote also when are we coming for dinner NAME I vote next friday unless you all manage to secure blind people NAME NAME or deaf people NAME the NAME to take you out for NAME s Day love vicx Re your mail NAME NAME NAME Saturday is good with me although I might be a NAME weary after having been kept up all Friday night CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote no no no there is superhall at fitz which NAME and maybe other people are going to then NAME NAME adn I are maybe going to a party and then am going to rawganics saturday NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Oh you are mistaken Miss NAME In fact I will be busy ALL NIGHT on NAME s Day And NAME so will NAME for that matter CHAR total coincidence I assure you How about Thursday CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote also when are we coming for dinner NAME I vote next friday unless you all manage to secure blind people NAME NAME or deaf people NAME the NAME to take you out for NAME s Day love vicx Re your mail Let s hope so eh On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote You re playing with fire NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME Saturday is good with me although I might be a NAME weary after having been kept up all Friday night CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote no no no there is superhall at fitz which NAMEand maybe other people are going to then NAME NAME adn I are maybe going to a party and then am going to rawganics saturday NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Oh you are mistaken Miss NAME In fact I will be busy ALL NIGHT on NAME s Day And NAME so will NAME for that matter CHAR total coincidence I assure you How about Thursday CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re your mail I do nt think I ll be able to make sat but I am cooking tonight if any of you want feeding ish Big ish Thanks for the offer NAME but I m going home tonight See you and your nails on Sunday Love CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote well raucus people sunday night I m painting my nails NAME do you want yours done love NAME xx On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Let s hope so eh On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote You re playing with fire NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME Saturday is good with me although I might be a NAME weary after having been kept up all Friday night CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re your mail NAME what the heck is rawganics Offer me another day next week end if Saturday is no good CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote no no no there is superhall at fitz which NAMEand maybe other people are going to then NAME NAME adn I are maybe going to a party and then am going to rawganics saturday NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Oh you are mistaken Miss NAME In fact I will be busy ALL NIGHT on NAME s Day And NAME so will NAME for that matter CHAR total coincidence I assure you How about Thursday CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote also when are we coming for dinner NAME I vote next friday unless you all manage to secure blind people NAME NAME or deaf people NAME the NAME to take you out for NAME s Day love vicx Re REPLY TO THIS LIST Hi NAME I ve got football that day so I d rather not play If you re short though let me know Cheers NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Am adding NAME to the emailing list not that I m just trying to populate the team with physicists or anything As for next week we have th NAME Would you like to umpire please nicely though so there are no offended complaining girls on the opposition NAME NAME NAME NAME Rush Dev NAME hungover NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME subject to parents NAME NAME let me know when you can about the question marks Ladies anyone come on lets get NUM out to match this afternoon NUM NAME NAME physics NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME Mobile NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote looks like we are still a few short for tomorrow am CHAR right in thinking that rush dev are only playing st half any more volunteers from the ladies please you can get in the cab with the goalie stuff if not anyone have any mates who might be willing to wield a stick for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME can we get down there on time aswell its NUM so no excuses about having lectures or whatever see y all tomorrow NAME Re NUM CHAR NUM Boys I m unavailable on Wed so I d like to commission the rest of you to share out evenly amongst yourselves the NUM inches of wine that I would normally be drinking Hope you enjoy it NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME boysees Formal hall this Sunday or Wednesday with the NAME Capulets Who is kee CHAR Considering a lot of people are goign home and NAME s on in the bar I d rather make it Wednesday which is the other alternative date However since competition is likely to be fierce I d like names in on CHAR he basis that we go for Wednesday Seeing as I am immune to hyperbole you will be able to fully believe me that the NAME Capulets are going to be a fucking good time I learnt today that their breasts are so impressive CHAR hat they are actually sponsored by Cindies Not sure if that s a contradicti on in terms but anyway it will be good NAME right if people say they can make it well make it NUM I cant ko as late as NUM NAME ive got other priorities ie nets so if NAME and NAME say they can make it we ll ko at NUM then we can bond in the bar listening NAME and NAME ive got a md of popstars if anyone wants a laugh cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote why do nt we make kick off NUM not NUM so everyone can play it would be much better for me also otherwise its gonna resemble a normal traini ng sesh with just NAME NAME NAME and no NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I m going home as well I might not get back till later on Sunday so its probably best if you get someone else to play NAME ok meet NUM pm CHAR rd its not excactly NUM CHAR NUM there are too many people unavailable to do NUM CHAR NUM exactly ive decided to discriminate in the midfirld purely on grounds of age as mux is suspended from the first team the old me CHAR are playing for the nominal second team unfortunately NAME the voice NAME is anavailable to complete the zimmerframed NUM lj can have a practic CHAR run up front as jaq and pope are unavailable for a while and NAME is whinging about his ankle ok thats my logic teams NAME bewley leynur NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME rushen another NAME NAME NAME NUM defenders NAME mux dropped suspended from NUM CHAR team bill another lj trigger all with kit bring it cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote so are we playing nds vs st on Sunday I wanna play for nds esp against NAME and NAME NAME can do a NUM yard dribble then malco a shot my gran could ve hit NAME might even scor CHAR for us It ll be awesome On NAME NUM NUM the web s youngest wrote CHAR winning wondering Re halfprice NAME Who could be so sadistic to procreate All very theoretical and somewhat depressing my friend I m personally not at all sure that we have a soul spirit in the same way that NAME does But perhaps that is not really relevant as it seems to be the imperfection of our physical bodies that you are most frustrated by If we lived in a perfect whatever the heck that means world then perhaps physicality would not be such a bad thing Americans are pathetic Now NAME you ca nt just tar a whole nation with the same brush I would only allow you this sort of generalisation if you could prove to me that you d actually personally met and analysed all these disgusting Americans that you are so quick to slander SMILEY NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Physical bodies are so annoying Yeah I know what you mean I hate it when mine goes wrong Still there are lots of good things as well such as football and music and reason and emotion gasp and stuff reason and emotion and music those things do you really need a physical body to accomplish Was nt NAME angry jealous satisfied repentant etc without being physically manifest Is not NAME the Father Of Logical Progression upon which all reason math physics and Laws Of Existence are founded This facet of His nature is a complex ruleset that defines Reality CHAR pretty long schema And music The saints sing around the Throne even as you read this And NAME played stringed instruments before his fall Too bad for NAME no drums SMILEY but hey Music without physical instantiation I think the physical is simply a printout of the imageinmemory It is the true Object in the system that can create appreciate admire form opinions reason emote and choose The physical printout only eats farts cuts itself stubs its toes grows old and degenerates sleeps trips over NAME itself on hot stuff and drags the soul around with it everywhere it goes Perhaps we are encumbered with this hardcopy to keep us subservient and overall inferior to the other spiritual beings But once we are freed of this meatware and are exclusively soulware then we soar in our newfound freedom to become ultimately supreme So why bother with the larval stage Why not be initialized at instantiation as a fullyfledged megawave Why put us through the torture of grubbing around on a dirtball killing and maiming each other for a few measly pieces of green paper and a litter of snottynosed offspring Who could be so sadistic to NAME could be so sadistic to procreate Who could be so sadistic to procreate te Did you like the pres NAME thingy Americans are pathetic I knew their pryminister has all his speachifications wrote for him by other peoples but this one makes NAME sound as bad as the countries they so adamantly oppose For once his speachification sounds remotely realistic My hotmail account is EMAIL for NAME NAME Mine is NAME As in the green plasticine man But NAME was taken so I am gumy instead which is identical to all but NAME comparators catchalata NAME WEBSITE Send some online love this NAME s Day Project selection Hi NAME I m interested in doing one of your projects is it a good idea to meet and discuss possibilities before the submission deadline on Friday If so would you mind letting me know when you re available Also I d like to discuss furtherstudy possibilities with you at some point anyway Thanks NAME Re halfprice NAME Are you sure about anything NAME Very little SMILEY If you re online why are nt you showing up in NAME I am about to go to sleep as it is NUM am But if you come on now now I might see you for NUM NUM mins or so NAME I m at the lab where the systems only run NAME and certainly not anything as Microsoft as NAME or NAME Next time I m online at home at a sensible hour for you I ll log on Cheerio NAME Re why hello there I shinsherely hope to get a reply shoon CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hey NAME would you remember to fire a shot into the banking sector for me NAME Re Chinese New Year at my girlfriend s home You did nt tell me you have a girlfriend Where is she from How did you meet her Are you treating her right SMILEY How did those exams go They went well thanks NAME NUM CHAR s However there were people who got higher grades you can also get A so I am not top of my class The standard is pretty high we are basically all people who came neartop of our universities from all over the world Good news about your exams good man Tell me what is happening back home Are you still bumping into NAME and having reunions Well at the moment I m in the lab I played hockey this afternoon for my college We won NUM and I scored the third goal about NUM mins from the end it was GLORIOUS This weekend I went home to visit my NAME African friends who were visiting for a few days and staying at our house I also picked up a pair of rollerblades that I d ordered I do see a few NAME now and again I ve seen NAME and NAME fairly recently and NAME NAME pops over every now and again I had a good time around New Year with various NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME stayed over for a night or NUM NAME also spent the next week or so at my house because he is thinking about doing a PhD and was checking out some southern universities It seems an age ago when we were in NAME together Yeah I often think about it though Remember that pizza we had after exams I remember sitting on the bench halfway up windygap the evening sun coming through the trees NAME And that classic rafting adventure By the way have you contacted NAME about getting those photos online or something NAME have you found NAME in NAME yet NAME I m soon off to make dinner all the best you crazy boy NAME Re Project selection Thanks NAME That sounds fine See you then NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I m interested in doing one of your projects is it a good idea to meet and discuss possibilities before the submission deadline on Friday If so would you mind letting me know when you re available Also I d like to discuss furtherstudy possibilities with you at some point anyway how about NAME aft as a break from the practical I ll be free from pmish and here til pmish ask reception to phone me NAME Your song NAME NAME I m currently in the lab waiting for a script to run on the computer and listening to my NAME player Did I tell you I got NUM CHAR s on my exams NAME is going well although it s getting a bit pressured now as the next couple of games will basically determine whether or not we win the league It s nice being in that position but it can get a bit out of proportion as well Yesterday I played hockey we won NUM and I scored a glorious individual goal NUM minutes from the end It was my first competitive hockey goal Out of NUM would you give me NUM or is it high time to make believe SMILEY NAME NAME the exam went well I guess the lack of nerves is basically a good thing After all there is more to life I was invited to a wedding over the phone yesterday A friend from home is getting married and I spent quite a bit of time with her before she started going out with her boyfriend soon to be husband Should be good Are you thinking much about your wedding How does it all feel Have you managed to play any more I played in my college bar the other night actually I did a few duet numbers with a friend and actually we usually sound really good but unfortunately the only sound system they could rig up was a single amplifier So the vocals sounded really bad and having NUM things coming out of the NUM amp was not at all great I hate using inappropriate equipment so that was a little depressing Still at least I got a chance to play I d love to do some stuff properly but it s hard to find time and other people who want to do the same thing I quite envy your opportunities actually I ve written some stuff I m quite pleased with recently though I ve been thinking about buying some equipment for my laptop so I can get back into recording again Only problem is apart from the cost I m not sure whether my laptop is really fast enough for the job and I certainly do nt have enough money to buy a new laptop We ll see I know that you can appreciate how long it takes to record NUM songs from scratch Lots of work but potentially a GREAT feeling if they sound good That s why I want to get back into recording CHAR Let me know when you re likely to be touring this part of the country wo nt you Speak soon NAME Re superhall on thurs NAME what the heck I m in What time does it start NAME NUM NUM I ll try and get round to yours by around NUM then What s the dress code Cheerio NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Morning all there is indeed a bop afterwards I can get up to NUM tickets from the person organising it so there s no problem there Shall I count you in NAME Do you want to come over here for NUM NAMESMILEY On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi y all NAME film NAME even kicked it off with an impersonation of NAME Fantastic So this thingy tomorrow Is there to be dancing afterwards NAME NAME are you coming NAME how many tickets have you got CHAR I hope the film was all that you hoped I know rola is coming to the superhall tomorrow are the rest of you I hope so if not I have some tickets I could sell you if you email me It s the NAME NAME s superhall NAME cartoon style pound NUM proceeds to NAME Go on CHAR oin us NAME xx Email me if On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote um not sure work was the plan for tonight However if any of NAME CHAR are bored feeling intelligent needing a cup of tea or want a visit to lovely middle CHAR my computer has come back from the menders and NUM can CHAR figure out how to set up the email to how it was before but be impressed I m emailing you from it so I must ve been half right in CHAR CHAR network configurations see you later anyway love NAME Girls Just to let you know that NAME and I are going to the cinema tomorrow oh actually it s today after CU to watch Catch Me If CHAR ou Can It would enhance both our reputation and enjoyment of the evening if any or all of you would like to come as well We might have to book tickets though Anyway see you tomorrow Actually I have nt asked NAME about this yet but I presume to spe ak for him Bye NAME EMAIL NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME Re NAME files NAME My implementation was aborting while processing NAME because it the rmrs file contains the character C When I removed the offending character it seemed to work fine I do nt know if others have had the same problem Regards NAME Re NAME files NAME NAME I also found the C character in NAME I believe it occurs NUM times in NUM and once in NUM Regards NAME Re NAME files Hi NAME This should help it s the output from grep embo grep C NAME Though Federal Research Minister KrCuger and his French and N nn Minister NAME N CHAR KrCuger NAME Article by NAME NAME and NAME NAME under the N nnamen Waldemar NAME N CHAR SchCafer NAME the SCanger NAME or NAME NAME NAME T nplmta NP detn the NAME N CHAR SCanger NAME embo ans zcat NAME grep C the NurembergtoFCurth line so at the beginning of the N apn AP a A a NurembergtoFCurth NAME Even if the character gets messedup at least you can see the context Cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m having problems isolating out the cause of the difficulties can you identify the character that s causing problems by its NAME code or in so me other way that is nt going to get messed up by the mailer Or give me a character position for the place in the file where you get problems EMAIL said I also found the C character in NAME NAME Re NAME files NAME NAME I m also having problems with the NAME character in NAME embo grep NAME NAME NP npnpcoord NP nnname N CHAR NAME NAME heated to NAME its optical density increased in comparison with that recorded at NAME NP nnname N CHAR NAME NAME NP nnname N CHAR NAME NAME ep NAMENPrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep ep NAMENPrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep measured at NUM and NAME ie D CHAR amounted to NP cjendnp and NAME NP nnname N CHAR NAME NAME ep NAMENPrel realpred labelh label argx arg e CHAR by EBC PP p P pn by NAME N CHAR EBC NAME ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep isothermic annealing is EBC and EBC AP apapcoordr AP a A a EBC NAME AP cjendap and NAME AP a A a EBC NAME ep realpredEBcJrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep ep realpredEBcJrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep EBC RMS NAME NAME EBC NAME NAME NUM RMS NAME ep realpredEBcJrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep Hardening was done at EBC in air in oil and after is othermic curing at EBC PP p P pn at NAME N CHAR EBC NAME PP p P pn at NAME N CHAR EBC NAME ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx ar g ep ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep NAME done at EBC made it possible to obtain CHAR PP p P pn at NAME N CHAR EBC NAME ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep tempering for NUM hour at EBC had the maximum P pn at NAME N CHAR EBC NAME ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx arg ep CHAR temperature of EBC for NUM hours PP p P pn of NAME N CHAR EBC NAME ep realpredEBcNrel realpred labelh label argx a rg ep It is clearly supposed to be the degree symbol but my program does nt like it NAME Re NAME files No problem NAME I ve removed all the NAME NAME from my development data using a perl script See you soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote OK email crossed If this is a general problem with the extended NAME characters we should just remove all of them but I want to confirm this first Meanwhile you should be able to use tr to remove all characters with codes above octal NUM but right now I ca nt seem to get it working sorry I ll have to sort this out tomorrow NAME Re NAME files NAME It was said in the practical discussion the other day that the verb rent was classified as rendrel in both the LINGO and NAME NAME This is in fact not the case only the NAME output gives rendrel the LINGO output correctly gives rentrel Just a point to note Cheers NAME Re hockeyz OK I admit it No not really it s genuine my disbelieving friend The semifinal is on Wednesday and unfortunately I sprained my ankle yesterday so I hope to play but might have to use some serious strapping CHAR On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Actually mate that is unbelievably comedy are you sure you did nt write that email yourself NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME Played hockey this morning mixed cuppers cuppers is the NAME way of saying cup One of the Uni First s was playing for us and this is what he emailed me after the game we won NUM by the way Do nt play football Gaystick hockey is the way forward Seriously mate was impressed by your game today You could easily push a uni side if you trained next year I know you re a post grad so not sure how long you re here Look forward to some more spanking posh sods All the best NAME NAME eh You see you ve trained me well CHAR Re your mail NAME NAME Any particular reason Not sure about the NAME Could be a number of reasons I suppose but it does sound a little bit strange I d phone the supplier and ask if there s any way to check the size by looking at the chip I played hockey yesterday and we had a NAME NAME sts guy playing for us who said that he thought I could push a Uni side next year if I trained Mad I also sprained my ankle playing football afterwards so I m in a bit of pain today I do nt like pain You are a great person my newly rejuvinated roller blading NAME Thanks for that NAME I m in need of constant affirmation SMILEY I ve yet to get out on the rollerblades but I ll let you know how it goes when I do finally NAME get my skates on so to speak Speak soon CHAR internship Dear NAME I am a student at NAME University doing an CHAR NAME in speech and natural language processing I previously completed a st class CHAR NAME in Computer Science at NAME University I worked for a year in database application development before beginning at NAME and have experience in a number of programming languages I am planning to begin a PhD in a year s time but am taking a break from studying next year My plan is to spend the first half of the year working and then spend the latter half doing voluntary work overseas Thus I was interested by the month internship you are offering Please could you let me know if it would be worth my applying and also some further details such as where the internship is located what the salary is when the start end dates would be Regards NAME NAME Re internship Thanks for replying so promptly NAME Please could you tell me whereabouts in NAME your offices are Thanks NAME next year NAME I m thinking about applying for a month internship in NAME next year probably beginning in September Will you be living in NAME next year What are your plans If it all worked out do you think we could we live together for that NUM months The internship itself is actually at NAME Airport but I could feasibly get to it by tube if I lived somewhere in NAME itself For instance it s about an hour from NAME Bridge Anyway send me an email when you get a chance NAME NAME is going well NAME Re NAME files Hi NAME I strongly suspect that the problem might well be in one of the other classes I am using perhaps something to do with the stringh library Regards NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Regarding the evil umlaut I tested rmrsdump on files NUM and NUM and it did not appear to crash Do you think the problem is in a NAME library call you are using outside of the NUM used in rmrsdump eh reading club Hi NAME Please could I meet up with you sometime soon to discuss my reading club presentation Thanks NAME Re MIXED NAME IMPORTNANT POSTPONED PLEASE READ Saturday is fine for me NAME NAME Re NAME files This seems to work fine NAME Thanks NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I think the best thing is if you just remove all the bit characters I m not sure everyone will have the same problem so I do nt really want to do this on all the files but it is nt worth you trying to find out which piece of code is causing the problem The easy way to remove the extended characters is to use tr maybe evoke it when you do the unzipping tr CHAR NAME NUM should do the job If this seems OK to you let me know and I ll email everyone Cheers NAME Re next year NAME I would love to share a place with you next year what would you be doing at the airport It s a month IT internship with a company called NAME Do you think you ll still be living in NAME Would I be able to live in CHAR CHAR s house as well What do you think Anyway I ll probably apply for the job and see what happens Is NAME the college that you are studying at No NAME is the NAME email server My college is NAME You know I liked that girl called NAME in NAME Well they had a quizthingy in CU last night and she was asked if she could kiss any CU boy past or present who would it be And she said Me NAME what might have been NAME But she s got a fiance now Still quite funny Speak soon NAME Re your mail Hi NAME How s the football and hockey going Have you scored any more goals No more goals but I was playing in a hockey cup match the other day with a NAME NAME player and he said he thought I could push a Uni hockey team if I trained next year Is there a good time I can call you sometime soon Call me tonight sometime if you like after NUM ish Do you know if she will be in NAME long I think NAME left NAME yesterday NAME Speak soon then NAME Speech practical Hi NAME I have a question about the practical that the demonstrator could nt help me with I m getting the following error message when mixingup my NAME s Going from NUM components to NUM WARNING NUM NAME mix NUM in CHAR has vsmall NAME NUM in NAME Going from NUM components to NUM WARNING NUM NAME mix NUM in CHAR has vsmall NAME NUM in NAME Going from NUM components to NUM WARNING NUM NAME mix NUM in CHAR has vsmall NAME NUM in NAME Going from NUM components to NUM WARNING NUM NAME mix NUM in CHAR has vsmall NAME NUM in NAME If you could explain what these error messages mean also what the NAME value refers to that would be great Regards NAME Re Speech practical Thanks NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME is the part of the loglikelihood calculation that does not depend on the observation When mixingup NAME checks the NAME value which is dependent on the variance and checks whether this is significantly smaller than average If it is it generates a warning There is no need to worry about this NAME Re NAME and NAME I m up for it Count me in NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hey guys dont know what you are doing this friday but wondered whether you fancied trying your hand at cafe running I will get an experienced lady to compliment your duo but if you are interested it means setting up from pm let me know asap either way love NAME xx Re NAME NAME What s the deal regarding tomorrow CHAR Re video Hi NAME I m doing hockey at NUM NUM on Saturday but lunch after that would be good What time does the NAME close I should be able to get there for around NUM CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote what ho am CHAR sorry but I ca nt do NAME I have nt seen you for ages though CAn you do lunch on Saturday WE could brave the beauteous NAME NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote sorry NAME no can do but I m curious what are you going to film for your friend s birthday NAME NUM things Do any of you know anyone who has a camcorder as I want to record a video for a friend s birthday to send up to NAME Do you want to come round here for dinner on Friday before NAME and I are let loose on the CU cafe Love NAME Re twin I think NAME lives on the other side of NAME to you NAME He certainly knew where NAME was though Of course you d be welcome to stay at my place if you came down here I might even return the favour and give you the bed Speak soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME that s pretty freaky He s quite a god looking chap really isnt he Do you know where abouts from NAME he s from maybe we really are twins but we somehow got seperated at birth Could you also tell him I look forward to meeting him sometime you never know I might just try and make a trip down to NAME before the end of this term would you mind if I crashed on your floor if I did come Anyway id better go as ive got work to do NAME Re What we want you to know NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote People of The NAME I am going to sample your opinion Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of NAME Provisional holiday date is the first week of August but this is not definite NAME we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in NAME and I feel that there are now NUM options NUM We go to NAME s cottage next to the lake in NAME Cost is likely to be between pound NUM and pound NUM each including flights everything But the plus point is that it s NAME SMILEY and there is a bath And we might stay in NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently NUM We rent a large house somewhere in NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of pound NUM each but I do nt have a clue so do nt quote me please The plus point is the cheap petrol but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath These are both suggestions which have been intimated to NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them If you have any alternative ideas however illformed please tell us Your friendly holiday coordinators NAME NAME Re NAME I m in the lab at the moment getting quite frustrated with a compiler error I m also off soon I think but I daresay I ll be back later NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Why thank you NAME Was in NAME yesterday and heard a lecture from the Master of your college he knows how to speak In the library but going home soon NAME you NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME code NAME getDocs NAME pDocsFile NAME in the file containing the NAME for the documents associated with a specific question First we need to do some manipulation on the file itself to unzip it and remove special characters that upset the program string tDocsFile pDocsFile string tToFile WEBSITE string NAME tr CHAR NAME NUM NAME string NAME string zcat NAME string NAME system NAME NAME tDocs new NAME NUM if tDocsopen NAME NAME SUCCESS return NULL return tDocs Re What we want you to know Who s wedding did you get asked to be a bridesmaid at Let it be known that if NAME does nt invite me to his wedding all hell will break loose SMILEY Soon NAME On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote It was really good but I need to write assignments so I ca nt go into detail they are all good but NAME has an operation tomorrow so you may want to ring her tonight but not too late as she has to get up very earl CHAR I got asked to be a bridesmaid again very exciting slightly unnerving felt nostalgic but glad in lots of ways that I m not there as it brought back lots of reasons why I would nt want to be there too aswell as all th I good memories All in all good time was had and nice to be back with comfortable old armchair people The love in your emails is now conspicuou CHAR as CHAR told you off for it last summer smile it s not an insult it ju st makes me smile when I see it I must leave this blasted computer room soo CHAR wishes NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME how was NAME How are NAME and NAME and the posse Did you reprimand NAME for CHAR ot calling me last term Nothing particularly exciting has happened since I last saw you NUM don I think Anyway enjoy the rest of your NAME Love NAME NAME My commiserations regarding the assignments computers I hear NAME CHAR FIRSTLY I AM SO BORED I HATE ASSIGNMENTS AND I HATE COMPUTERS ONE HAS JUST LOST LOADS OF MY WORK I WANT TO NAME secondly I do nt think it would cost THAT muh to go to NAME but if it does then I guess I ca nt go because it is too much thirdly NAME sounds good NAME are you not allowed to fly still When will the flying abstinance be over it can probably cost less than NUM hundred if we re careful but I warn you if we do go by car I am sick on ferries can we go on the chunnel NAME s mum would like it love and other indoor sports read that in a book when I was NUM and did nt understand what it meant NAME On NAME NUM NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote People of The NAME I am going to sample your opinion Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of NAME Provisional holiday date is the first week of August but this is not definite NAME we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if an CHAR of you had villas we could stay in NAME and I feel that there are now NUM options NUM We go to NAME s cottage next to the lake in NAME Cost is likel CHAR to be between pound NUM and pound NUM each including flights everything But the plus point is that it s NAME SMILEY and there is a bath And we might stay in NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently NUM We rent a large house somewhere in NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague regio CHAR of pound NUM each but I do nt have a clue so do nt quote me please The plus point is the cheap petrol but unfortunately at this stage we ca CHAR neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath These are both suggestions which have been intimated to NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them If you have any alternat ive ideas however illformed please tell us Your friendly holiday coordinators NAME NAME ifstream void getDocFileNames int argc NAME argv NAME in the list of files contained in the file specified by the last NAME argument ifstream tInput argv argc int i while tInputgood tInputgetline NAME CHAR NUM i tInputclose JB Hi Daddy NAME the WORD stuff is going went OK I ve been listening to quite a bit of NAME NAME recently I m really enjoying it I especially like the following tracks The NAME NAME probably my favourite The Barricades of Heaven bring you re own redemption when you come great lyric Fountain of Sorrow Call it a Loan Sky NAME and NAME fantastic moody piano Somebody s NAME classic cheesy feel good song Love NAME Re Squash Do you think you could manage until about NUM NUM without me I know it ll be difficult NAME NAME it s always difficult for me to manage without you But yet again I ll do my best Soon NAME Re No problem NAME it was good to speak to you About the waist thing I think you should definitely avoid it in the future That could definitely give off the wrong signals Glad to hear about the pool upset I always like to hear about an underdog win Cheerio NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME thanks for listening to me the other night I m doing a bit better now although I am still a bit confused about a few things I definitely think that the eye contact thing is a problem Anyway I m going to the optician tomorrow maybe I need some new glasses and I ll ask them about why it takes me longer to focus on things I still think I m giving out the wrong signals somehow maybe I always have been it s just that I m more aware of it now than in the past I think there are just things that I m doing that I think are innocent that other people do nt see that way For example something maybe I m becoming aware of is that putting your hand on someone s hip waist is much more sensitive than putting it on their shoulder I think there s been a recent incident and I can remember back to the Grease duet with NAME NAME and the furore over me putting my hand on her waist which I thought was entirely innocent Anyway this aside I took real encouragement from my NAME yesterday It was about the need for sacrifice to atone for our wickedness in NAME It had a great crossref to NAME NUM NUM where it was saying how NAME had sent NAME to atone for our sins and the jist was that now he has set us free to serve him I guess it really made me think about what my purpose here on Earth Also we had the clash of the Pool titans last night NAME s CHAR against NAME s NAME We managed to upset the odds and the CHAR s to pull off a NUM triumph I managed to get us off to a good start and played pretty steadily although my long potting was unspectacular Best NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME How s the football and hockey going Have you scored any more goals No more goals but I was playing in a hockey cup match the other day with a NAME NAME player and he said he thought I could push a Uni hockey team if I trained next year Is there a good time I can call you sometime soon Call me tonight sometime if you like after NUM ish Do you know if she will be in NAME long I think NAME left NAME yesterday NAME Speak soon then NAME With NAME Mail you can get a bigger mailbox choose a size that fits your needs Re sunday night OK now let me just translate that Voulezvous venir chez moi dimanche soir pour un bon repas et des bons temps Will you sleep with me on Sunday night Hope you perverse boy I m shocked NAME oh hang on a minute sorry I m getting confused with NAME NAME It all sounds extremely bon but NAME NUM cannot accept this Sunday because my parents are here and have already booked me for the evening Another time NAME agreer NAME l expression de mes sentiments les plus distinguees You express your feelings admirably Genital See you soon boys NAME Re NAME Let me know if you can fit anything into your plans Hi NAME My family are coming up this weekend so maybe we could all go out for dinner or something I ll have a chat with them and see what they think What do you think NAME speak soon NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The weekend of the th is actually a week after term finishes in NAME So it might be kindof empty bummer Relationships do nt just finish without a lot of pain and heartache trust me I know from experience ditto Hey NAME hope all is going well Just to say my interview is on Monday Was supposed to be next Friday but they rearranged it so I ll be coming accross to NAME tomorrow evening have to work tomorrow which is a bit of a pain I m meeting NAME and NAME in the morning to go to church they are in NAME for the weekend which is a nice coincidence but would like to meet up sometime during the rest of the day NAME will be back from NAME middayish so we could perhaps all do something in the afternoon or I am still feeling pretty low right now but am hoping that seeing some lovely familiar faces this weekend will boost my flagging spirits I hate this whole feeling as if someone has died I miss him NAME MUCH even though I know he s only a few miles away and is still my best friend NAME NAME SMILEY Well hopefully hear from you see you soon take care love NAME It s fast it s easy and it s free Get NAME NAME today WEBSITE JB NAME found his own sweet sound and won that free guitar From Barricades of Heaven CHAR Re video SMILEY On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I m a ditzy thing I m at geog dinner tonight anyway NAME Re NAME lab server Thanks NAME it appears to be working fine now Regards NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Should be available now on NAME machines mobile NAME I think you left your mobile in the lab I ve left it on your desk behind the keyboard as I thought that would probably be the best thing to do See you tomorrow and thanks for the tea NAME Re What we want you to know NAME Do my eyes deceive me Have you actually replied to an email No only joking Still I did nt quite buy the I did nt know it was you thing as regards the voicemail how could you possibly not recognise my supremely distinctive voice I am indeed feeling quite bruised after my weekend of sport I m just hoping I ll have recovered sufficiently by tomorrow to play hockey NAME the trials of life My mum dad and sister have been here and we all went out for dinner last night with NAME NAME to a Turkish restaurant and I m soon off to meet them for lunch in town Take it easy NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hey hey you of little faith I did nt reply to the voice mail becaue you did nt say who it was thus leaving me to work out and was only confirmed last week because you said you d ring again on it and because us working people are busy Anyway I will phone you in order to heap bruning coals on your head for complaining Replying to email is also harder when your working Anyway the up thru the leg thing did nt really feel weird I had local anesthetic so I would nt feel the wound sight and every thing else was normal they had to inject dye to see whether they had stoped the abnormal blood flow and the dye makes you feel really hot all over but apart from that everything was normal I have a multicoloured buise on my groin which is going to make volleying a little painful tomorrow but I ca nt compain I guess you will have some good bruises to sow for your weekend of sport too Love NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE May NAME Boys What do you think about going to the NAME NAME NAME NAME said she was going with a group of people from NAME could get a few more tickets and NAME would obviously be able to invoice any costs incurred to one of the companies currently vying for his attention What do you think NAME Re Hi NAME We also suffered a very disappointing defeat yesterday it was the big crunch match of the season and we lost NUM This morning I am feeling the pain both physically and emotionally Still plenty of work to do this week to keep my mind occupied Take care NAME Re What we want you to know NOw look I m heapign burning coals on your head Arrrgghh ow ouch eee ahhhh Had a nice lunch and stuff Have your parents been to visit you yet I m now in the lab ready for some hard graft Have fun please NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Actually my boss told me to take the morning off because there is no work to do as the schools have an inset day Very pleasant got my hair cut Hope your meal was good NAME NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at WEBSITE weirdo NAME for that informative message NAME Hope you had a nice schlafen If I m not in the lab already I ll probably be in a bit later See you then NAME NAME Why have you taken to naming me after brutal EasternEuropean dictators On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hey NAME my presentation did nt impress anyone I do nt think but I avoided being fu NAME in the a by Gales and NAME simultaneously and that was quite pleasing SMILEY I m off to get mein schlafen now as I m not getting anything done but I ll be back in business this evening see you then in you re in NAME Re What we want you to know in answer to your question someone you used to like NAME S GETTING MARRIED No only joking But which one of my ridiculous juvenile fantasies are you referring to Last week I was in the lab until midnight NUM nights out of NUM I m back to my old habits NAME How did the househunting go You know I ve applied for an internship in NAME next year it ll only work though if I can live with NAME on the cheap NAME NAME Re NAME this Tuesday lack a boy Fwd Hi NAME Only just got your email really sorry but I m quite sore from my hockey match today and I ve got the mixed semifinals tomoz so I really need to take it easy this evening Sorry I would have liked to play another time maybe Hope you managed to find somebody NAME Re Dear diary Hi NAME Is your brother going to stand for captain for next year I think he wants to Think he would do a good job Do you find that you are writing to yourself or your maybe your future self That s a very good question I often think about that when I m writing I write stuff that I definitely would nt want people to know about I suppose I m sortof thinking that I might be able to give people certain extracts to read so when I m writing I m partially thinking that someone might read it in the future However mostly I do feel like I m writing to a future me I am fairly even painfully honest in the diary but I know there are things that I do nt even want to put into writing about myself let alone risk the chance of anyone else finding out Anyway mate sorry if this email is a bit depressing NAME do nt worry at all you are talking to NAME what is the meaning of life NAME I struggle with this stuff all the time I think maybe I have too much time to think at the moment Yeah I have to be pretty careful that I do nt think myself into depression when I m on my own for long periods of time I have to be especially careful I ve had some tough times like that recently especially when I m here outside of term time and there are nt that many people around Yes I think girls do have the power to provide serious distraction but I guess at some point the questions are going to come up again In some ways life is inevitably uncertain Life is such a strange thing it can feel SO different at different times and seems to be full of these seemingly unanswerable questions Most of my songs are about questioning of various kinds Part of the reason I m writing the diary is because I feel like this is quite a transitional time for me in my growingup and thinking processes I really have been through some nearrockbottom times recently and I guess I find myself clinging onto the belief that there is a NAME who will make things right in the end and who actually cares about me sometimes it feels like there is nt much else Then sometimes I ll feel fantastic and full of life and energy like when I scored my first hockey goal the other day and everything will seem great That s the way of things I suppose I will be thinking and praying about you and NAME I sympathise with what you re going through at the moment So some deep and muddled responses from me I ve got plenty more where they came from but that is another long story I m actually in the lab right now and I m going to do some work I think My housemate has been keeping me up recently as her room is above mine and she has a friend staying at the moment Their social hours seem to be between midnight and about NUM in the morning It s driving me insane Anyway keep well NAME and keep searching NAME Network problems Hi I live in NUM NAME Road room NUM and my network connection has been dead for the past NUM hours or so I m sure you understand that it is quite frustrating especially since the network was down for the whole of the weekend as well and that you re doing all you can to sort it out Thanks for your efforts NAME NAME Re It s all a load of balls really NAME NAME says she ll be looking out for you this Sunday at church She s leading worship so she should nt be that hard to spot Later NAME Re NUM imagery NAME Orthorectification is definitely the way forward Send me the fully dynmaic NAME model when you get it finished I d like to have a wander around Speak soon NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NAME NAME Dad and NAME NAME and NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today It is looking NUM onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to NAME Sorry for clogging up your inboxes but I m pretty chuffed with this Love NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re match vs girton Hi NAME Sunday should be fine Also could you sign me up for the hockey dinner as I do nt know when I ll next be in college Cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME boys Good effort today boys pity we didnt manage to sneak a goal Our next match is this sunday vs NAME at NAME at NUM Let me know if I can make it Going to put the sign up sheet for the hockey dinner up tonight so make sure CHAR all sign up in the next few days NAME stl WEBSITE Re hello NAME Of course I remember you all those evenings spent up the tree in our garden how could I forget I have a lot of memories from those days let me try and think of some of them We played endless games of in with the lamppost outside the NAME s house as the base I also remember playing a game called creep quite a bit We also did lots of street football and cricket of course using NAME NAME s gate as the goal wicket Do you still support NAME We spent a fair amount of time down in the undercroft under our house I think we played a number of kissingrelated games down there as far as I remember And then of course there was the tree We each had our own perches and we had categorised about NUM different branches with varying levels depending on how difficult it was to sit on them I remember NAME being absolutely fearless and falling out of the tree a number of times while attempting to reach a ridiculously tiny outlying branch Also do you remember making this greenish potion in the holes in the tree after it had rained NUM day for some reason we had a large pile of branches outside on our driveway and we had great fun trying to walk over then without falling through I also remember that you were always allowed to stay out later than us Do you remember our obsession with NAME NAME and NAME or however you re supposed to spell it Well I think I could go on for quite a long time actually but I ll leave it there for the moment Hope you re well NAME NAME Re Untapped Resource Hi NAME I can only imagine the cacophany of ugly noises coming from your collective vocalchords last night The very thought makes me shudder SMILEY I considered going to watch the Varsity match on Monday but it s actually my birthday so I think I m going to do something here I m sure NAME and the boys will perform admirably though Another funny thing last match we were playing apparently one of the opposition players thought I was a blue and was about to complain because he thought I should nt have been playing Thing is it s easy to look good when you re playing against weak opposition if I actually had to play against anyone who was halfdecent it would be very easy to tell that I m not actually that good Still quite funny though Anyway we lost the mixed semifinals yesterday NUM even with NAME playing C est la vie NAME keep real CHAR Re ANOTHER free DINNER NAME Sounds good NAME I ll be there to freeload NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote on tues th march the master is giving a dinner for last years chamionship winning team as if CHAR needed reminding so would all those who played last year please let me know if you are coming newcomers feel free to freeload cheers NAME Re hey Hi NAME You ok You seemed a little bit low last night NAME things are ok Will be praying for you Thanks matey I m doing OK actually I am often in quite deepthinking moods when I may seem a bit quiet and pensive but it s just part of my personality Thanks for asking Secondly would it be at all possible to borrow your guitar on Monday night If not no worries No problem What are you up to CHAR Re NUM imagery Hi NAME Perhaps we can speak tomorrow night to arrange a time Yes sounds good give me a ring Do nt forget it s my birthday on Monday will you SMILEY CHAR Re NUM imagery NAME you know I always love receiving pictures of you SMILEY CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Yeah I know I had GREAT fun making your card last night Ho Ho ho Bet you ca nt wait NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re rollerblades doors Hi NAME Are you working hard What s the weather like in NAME I have nt really had a chance to do any serious rollerblading yet because it s too cold and dark in the evenings Come next term though I m sure they ll receive more use Though I think I ll avoid trying to go shopping in them NAME NAME was absolutely FREEZING I was outside for the first NUM and a half hours and I have nt been so cold for a long long time I was reduced to stamping around like some NAME NAME just to keep the circulation going in my feet Still it was worth doing I think nice to do something totally different every now and then even if it s a bit painful at the time I got home at about NUM NUM and have never been so pleased to go to bed Are you planning on going to any of the NAME balls You re still working at NAME s are you How long are you there for I m actually quite excited about the prospect of other schools I ll be applying to now Yeah maybe you ll end up working at NAME or something SMILEY I ve told NAME to look out for you on Sunday I might even come myself Cheerio NAME Re photos NAME I am not impressed with the closeup picture of my face remove it Excellent work with the dessertframed shots Are you May balling NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re photos Re LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM Hi NAME When the NAME class has a buffer overrun does it stop processing that NAME document or does it continue ignoring that sentence Thanks NAME Re your mail Thanks NAME CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The book WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Neural Networks for NAME NAME The paper WEBSITE NAME NAME A Comparative Study on Feature Selection in NAME NAME Cheers NAME Re LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM Sorry to bother you again NAME So does that mean that if you are calling NAME in a while loop the loop will terminate if there is a buffer overrun and there s no way to test whether it s an overrun or NAME Do you think the buffer size is likely to affect performance significantly Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote A buffer overrun will not prevent NAME from processing further sentences from that document it ignores the offending sentence but since NAME only returns a boolean there is no way to tell the difference between a buffer overrun and the end of file condition both cases will return a value of false to the caller eh Hi NAME When the NAME class has a buffer overrun does it stop processing that NAME document or does it continue ignoring that sentence Thanks NAME Re LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM Is there any way to show a C program s memory usage like gprof for memory On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote So does that mean that if you are calling NAME in a while loop the loop will terminate if there is a buffer overrun and there s no way to test whether it s an overrun or NAME NAME You are welcome to modify the class to suit your needs Do you think the buffer size is likely to affect performance significantly This depends It is a memory buffer so does take some system resources but depending on how large you make it normally would nt be an issue ie K even should nt be too big a deal It also depends on what other resource demands the rest of your code is making eh NAME Hey NAME good week It s NUM NUM and I m in the lab I worked out that I spent NUM nights out of NUM in the lab until at least NUM NUM last week The work is really piling on at the moment I was going to come to your church this week but I ve got a hockey match at NUM NUM so that will get in the way note my priorities o Look out for NAME though Looking forward to Sunday see you then if not before NAME Re txt classif Thanks a lot NAME speak to you about it sometime fairly early next week Have a good weekend CHAR On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME The papers are now linked off of WEBSITE having any difficulty finding them Cheers NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The latest version of the relvance vector machine is described in NAME NAME of Sparse Classifiers NAME and Jain shld be able to find this on the web but ping me if you ca nt NAME CHAR Neural Networks for NAME NAME NAME NUM Ch is good but for NAME the Tipping paper introducing NAME reference in first paper is good You need to understand NUM diff btwn linear nonlinear classif and relationship to independence assumptions NUM kernel methods for bldg nonlinear classif Logistic regression classification aka maxent for txt classif is also potentially relevant see paper by NAME and NAME NUM in NAME also available via web but I do nt remember the The datasets are mostly in usr groups corpora Re footie NAME NAME I felt bad about not coming down but decided that I really MUST do some serious reading today Glad you were able to get NUM out Now I m sure you do nt suffer from too many baggage problems You lean mean NAME s machine Anyway have a good weekend yourself and I ll catch you later Cheers NAME Re viclabillfi request the pleasure of NAME s company NAME I cordially accept Yours in cordiality NAME NAME Sat NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Would you be able to join us for an evening outing in honour of your birthday tomorrow Please avail yourself to us at NUM pm in Middle CHAR ready to journey by bicycle I do hope you have a helmet and lights Miss NAME will be travelling in from NAME to join us Miss NAME shall be ascending from below NAME NAME shall cross from the other side Miss NAME shall be awaiting you all in the CHAR fore mentioned place having just returned from a victorious football match We do hope that this is acceptable to you Do not feel the need to dress up Regards in anticipation of your birthday viclabillfi Re Weekend at NAME s house NAME NAME Unfortunately the network connection in my house has been down for about a week now so I ve been a bit slow in responding I ve pencilled you into my diary NAME I would rather do it sometime in July though if there is a chance of that NAME muchos NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME and NAME In memoriam of the times we had in NAME CHAR all those many NUM years ago I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience Please ignore the theology it is rather unorthodox I ve spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone I m practising being decisive so what about the weekend of the th th June I m sure this will be unsuitable for someone if not everyone but it will start the ball rolling I have nt mentioned it to NAME yet SMILEY but I guess he ll be taking his car up via NAME so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly I do nt know what you ll do NAME at NAME NAME Re CAPTAIN NAME can you sign me up for the dinner matey as I m not sure when I ll be next in college Cheers NAME On Mon NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote nominations you can do it yourself by tues please have had NUM so far and sign up fo the dinner otherwise if you dont tell me your not coming and make a damn good excuse you mightbe signed up anyway bop til NUM bar extension to NUM it says so on the form if so thats CHAR nice usually its just til NUM I have imposed speech shortening regulations no respomse from NAME or queens as yet cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME wrote date is Sunday March th Hey triggsy formal sounds good to me Do you ave a date for it yet NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME wrote Boys As a follow up to football dinner and to end term on a high I would like to invite you as NAME s premier footballers to join me in dining with the NAME NAME The fine ladies were undoubtedly our best opposition at formal last year and they know they have a lot to live up to after those cute freshers from NAME NAME are you likely to come out of retirement for this NUM or are you weighed down by the rule of NAME s thumb NAME do you think NAME ll want to come again NAME football dinner is on fri th march keep the date free in your diary there will be NUM positions open for election captain and secretary all those who are thinking of running please email me ill be emailing soon about the final NUM games of the season cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote squad meet NUM CHAR rd ko NAME CHAR norman CHAR NAME CHAR lehner a NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR mcnally CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME CHAR cunliffe CHAR NAME CHAR vanoorschott CHAR bewley CHAR champkins CHAR windley cheers NAME NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME Captain NAME NAME home NUM NUM fitz NUM NUM mob NUM NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote is CHAR CHAR on the could all us to be effort to get to bodies for toxicate after fitness levels he is can all get fit lectures dont go to this email with out of shape can for these runs pitch it pissed it training for next week in NAME NAME live in project Hi NAME Please could I meet with you briefly to discuss thoughts on the project Thanks NAME Re your mail NAME NAME It s my birthday today NUM years young I m cooking a meal for my housemates this evening and I went out for a pub meal with some friends from college yesterday How goes it Any more footie or hockey action to report Another hockey loss yesterday I m afraid It has been a bit of a lean time recently We had a good sermon from CHAR CHAR NAME and it was talking about our bodies wasting away something I can quite identify with but us being renewed inside every day NAME promise is nt it That NAME s working in us every day his wonders to perform Something we have to cling on to I think It is the only thing that gives real hope in this life I think and helps to make sense of this seemingly senseless existence Keep it real NAME bday Hi NAME Thanks for the parcel I got it this morning bang on time You do realise what would happen to me if I wore that tshirt in NAME It would be absolute carnage NAME tshirt though slightly pectoralhugging I think Also for NAME sake I did nt ask for a NUM car they re a nightmare to park Anyway I went out for a pub dinner with some friends from college yesterday evening and this evening I m cooking a meal for my housemates Hope you had a fantastic time at the Varsity match was NAME playing NAME NAME guitar NAME I m not sure if there ll be anyone in my house between about NUM NUM and NUM NAME CHAR hi NAME I realise that NAME actually goes to a different church than you I think he goes to City NAME and you go to City NAME or something Oh well Have a great week NAME Re guitar OK If I m not in just ring the doorbells until someone answers The guitar is in the hallway just inside the front door CHAR On NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I m not sure if there ll be anyone in my house between about NUM NUM and NUM NAME CHAR will come after then mate when CHAR finish practical CHAR mmm NAME here s part of a message I got from NAME this morning you d better watch out Anyhow I was actually looking forward to seeing you and meeting NAME s Bill she often talks about him on Sunday so if you fancy coming along to City NAME sometime it would be really lovely to see you and catch up and stuff It s that sensitive look of yours resistance is futile SMILEY CHAR Re project That sounds fine Thanks NAME On Mon NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote sure how about pm tomorrow NAME CHAR end Hi NAME Just to let you know that I ll be away this coming weekend NUM NUM Cheers NAME Re mmm Only part of the message NAME I wonder what was in the rest of it Wonder away CHAR EB NAME have you got access to NAME NAME tickets still CHAR Re happy birthday Thanks NAME You got the right day fantastic I ve got NUM lectures this morning so I m sneaking in a quick email check between the first and second I m also working very hard at the moment NAME must get to my lecture Take care NAME Re EB No worries NAME See you soon then NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote No am CHAR sorry also am CHAR sorry about last night your text did nt come through to my phone and then I went to watch a film and then I wa just fallign asleep when I heard you writing on my door and then I ran out and you were gone adn I did nt give you your present am CHAR CHAR CHAR sorry for this catalogue of disasters I hope you had a monstrously happy birthday and abeautiful dinner muchos love NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME have you got access to NAME NAME tickets still CHAR Re Birthday NAME NAME Thanks I had a nice birthday will show you photos and stuff when you get back By the way when are you getting back How s it all going I m having to work quite ridiculously hard at the moment but it is going reasonably well Love NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Dearest NAME xml namespace prefix NUM CHAR ns NUM urn schemasmicrosoftc om office office HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY And greetings from down under NUM not that you needed reminding It feels very old yet what have we really done with our lives NUM I find myself asking Anyhow a birth day is for celebrating and more celebratingreflect the after NAME I pray you have the best Birthday yet Well not withstanding that I wo nt be there I will come and visit after NAME really ca nt wait to here NAME stories and the li keand see you HAPPY BIRTHDAY Love NAME xoxoxoxoxox Stay in touch with absent friends NAME NAME NAME for FREE Re ballsy NAME Unfortunately all the aforementioned ball tickets seem to have been bought already so I m not sure whether we ll be able to do it My agents have been sent out to see if there is anything on the black market so I ll let you know if anything comes up Love NAME On Mon NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME That sounds lovely and CHAR truly this is not sarcasm feel honoured to be asked I would love to go however if you feel it s too expensive that s fine I am not CHAR verburdened on the wealth front but I have some money stashed away under the mattress and this on ceinalifetime possibly chance seems like a good investment It is also a valid excuse for a CHAR ew dress Basically if you decide to go it would be super to come with you If you feel it s too expensive someone you asked previously suddenly says yes they ask you to support NAME on stage that night I ll survive the disappointment just It would be fab to spen CHAR a night on your arm but it would be just as nice to spend an hour on your sofa having coffee but wi thout the makeup NAME choisi mon ami NAME merci beaucoup beaucoup for asking whichever NAME CHAR decide Love NAME xx From NAME NAME To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Just had an idea would you be interested in coming up to NAME for a NAME NAME NAME and a posse of her friends are going to NAME NAME and NAME was asking if I wanted to go but I would rather have someone to go with otherwise I will only know NAME and she will want to be with her posse none of which I really know I do nt think And quite frankly there are nt any girls in NAME attractive enough for me to go with so hence I m turning to you NAME is it s quite expensive pound NUM CHAR CHAR I m trying to decide whether I can really afford it anyway and I know you re not exactly rolling in it Anyway let me know if you might be interested NAME It s fast it s easy and it s free Click here to download NAME NAME Re NAME birthday Hi there NAME Fancy NUM NUM Yeah crazy is nt it Probably not going to happen again in my lifetime How s it feel to be NUM I wo nt spoil the surprise I ve had a good birthday thanks NAME although I have nt spent too much time celebrating as I ve got a heck of a lot of work to do at the moment NAME son of NAME the Terrible did nt he used to work at the NAME NAME in NAME Take care matey NAME Re Language practicals evaluation NUM For evaluation please exclude questions that are not parsed NAME does this mean that the system should provide no output for these questions ie NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM if question NUM does not have a parse structure Thanks NAME NAME Hi NAME I d like to do my masters project in NAME but the project will involve quite a lot of statistical analysis linear algebra Have you ever used CHAR for that sort of thing Do you know if there are any stats libraries or what their efficiency is like The project is on email classification with a view to do discriminating between spam nonspam messages Thanks NAME NAME email NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well Re NAME Thanks NAME How are you by the way CHAR On NAME NUM Mar NUM PC NAME wrote I ve coded up some tests Efficiency should be no worse thn NAME if you use NAME strictness annotations and do nt forget to profile it On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I d like to do my masters project in NAME but the project will involve quite a lot of statistical analysis linear algebra Have you ever used CHAR for that sort of thing Do you know if there are any stats libraries or what their efficiency is like The project is on email classification with a view to do discriminating between spam nonspam messages Thanks NAME NAME stuff Hi NAME Have you signed me up for the hockey dinner Also what time is our match on NAME Cheers NAME Re NAME NAME The idea has merit Show me the details Genital and I ll consider my options Where would we fly from In a bizarre and ironic twist of fate I do actually have exams coming up so I m not making any promises NAME Re email Wonderful NAME There might be some sort of export command in your email prog Or the emails might well already be in a text file on your computer somewhere Do you use NAME NAME As regards what type of email I ll take anything you ve got In terms of usage they re just for my use at the moment but if anything further is to happen with them I ll chat with you about it before Also some kind of anonymity processing will almost certainly be done on them before they are actually used Thanks NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME Of course Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish Now what sort of emails would you like and in what format I have personal NUM NUM from CU college etc Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content but I doubt it Also are they just for your use or will other people see them Ie do you think I need people s permission to use their emails No I doubt it Have a good day NAME NAME wrote NAME For my masters project I m going to be building an email classification system with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from nonjunk emails Thing is that I need to get hold of a data set of nonjunk emails to train and test the system on Now I remembered that you keep all your past emails and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them or of a nonsensitive subset of them to me for my work Let me know what you think NAME PS Thanks for the card what a great picture and what a good day that was as well Re email Hi NAME Do you think the attached is a reasonable format to receive nonspam emails for the data set in NAME Re Emails NAME appreciados NAME Actually plain text files would be better for me is that OK The format you sent me is fine No hurry as far as time goes Thanks again NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME Actually I ll send them to you as Word documents probably later today maybe tomorrow morning if that s okay Have a good afternoon NAME Re hockey dinnerLAST CHANCE I ll be there NAME CHAR NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME everyone The list is now down but NAME NAME was kind enough to extend the deadline for final numbers so if anyone missed the list reply to me asap to ensure you get your place You have till midnight tonight Also those who havent let me know about whether they can play on friday yet please get in touch Its at NUM at NAME Any girls up NUM it as I think we may be struggling for numbers as usual NAME no strings Hi NAME I ve sent my squash racquet away to be restrung Cost pound NUM Was tempted CHAR CHAR buy a new racquet though some good offers in NAME but withstood in the end What do you think about this NAME thing See you soon NAME embo Hi NAME Sorry about this but could you possibly use one of the other computers such as daka NAME I m running some NAME stuff on embo Thanks matey NAME embo Thanks NAME CHAR Re I thank you Congratulations NAME I m very pleased for you I m off to a concert in NAME NAME NAME this evening and then to a wedding down NAME this weekend Be good to meet up soon after NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote From a NAME article The Country Life survey published on Thursday looked at all aspects of quality of life from the number of birds in the trees to the standard of binmen But on a scale of NUM NAME and NAME hit rock bottom by scoring just NUM each On the other hand NAME came out on top in the survey scoring NUM points well ahead of its closest rivals NAME and NAME 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be trashing hotel rooms next I recently heard from NAME who wants to play aside on the evening before his wedding I m definitely up for it and I m expecting you to be there I just hope NAME does nt go and injure himself too seriously As long as he can stand up at the front of the church the following day I will listen out for the Eurovision song All best NAME NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey mate How s things I m really tired out having spent the last few weeks being very busy but Im closer to the NAME holidays now I might have to get a job but atleast it will be a change and therefore a break of sorts I need the money because I broke my mobile phone How wierd is it that NUM or so years ago I did nt have a mobile phone and did nt ever really need one Now though it has become my lifeline and I have had to replace it Not that I m really complaining because I am about to get a really nice new NAME phone but it is nevertheless a phone that I ca nt afford The other NUM was 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see why not NAME I m around until the end of July CHAR NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME when are you around in NAME until am CHAR right in thinking that you do nt finish till a bit after us does that mean I could abuse you for crashing somewhere if necessary SMILEY NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re reuters Hi NAME I ve actually given the paper to NAME because I m not using NAME corpus anyway She s in the lab at the moment She s also got the hard copy of the project although it s also downloadable from the web of course Let me know if I can do anything to help NAME NAME Wed NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m guessing the general paper that NAME is talking about is the one that you have to give to me what s the best way to do this Will you photocopy it or do you not need it anymore Cheers NAME usr groups corpora reuters you can see the NAME marked up texts there CHAR you ll be able to parse the text text preserving the metadata 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me to take plenty of time off over NAME if I want You lucky boy SMILEY Later NAME Re holiday plans Things I did nt understand after reading about acquiring subcategorisation frames this afternoon Everything On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Things I have done since lunchtime Watch neighbours Write a shopping list Think about dinner NAME NAME NAME NAME to find out about music and happy hour Look at jewellry in the argos catalogue and thing about what wedding ring I would choose Re holiday plans For everything else there s dog card On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Quality banter Priceless Things I did nt understand after reading about acquiring subcategorisation frames this afternoon Everything On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Things I have done since lunchtime Watch neighbours Write a shopping list Think about dinner NAME NAME NAME NAME to find out about music and happy hour Look at jewellry in the argos catalogue and thing about what wedding ring I would choose Check this out 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there you NUM I hope you ve had lovely weekends just wondering if you fancied going for a NAME pizza or something it d better be Italian really though on Monday evening love NAME x NUM NAME Road Hi NAME The network connection in our house has been down since Friday afternoon Cheers NAME Re emails Thanks NAME NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think you d be better off not anonymising actually or not telling potential email donors thta you re anonymising because you wo nt be doing it with high enough recall to remove embarrassment And if you tell people you re anonymising and whatever you do misses a name then they might feel upset Anyway I think I can get you some data where the senders would nt object but I ll have to check it first so this wo nt be for a few days NAME anon Hi NAME A message from NAME I think you d be better off not anonymising actually or not telling potential email donors thta you re anonymising because you wo nt be doing it with high enough recall to 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You might have to help her to program it though but you re quite good with NAME right Best NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Hi NAME I have a question for you basicaly it would involve a series of check boxes to say how if you agree or not with a statement Is this hard to set up Thanks very much and I still love your card Tomorrow I get to open all the others NAME Gotta go revise It was great to see you the other day NAME NAME Plus For a better NAME experience WEBSITE NAME Would nt it be wonderful if the tales of NAME could be made into a children s tv series or book series or something I think there s great potential spam NAME NAME cold spam roast spam boiled spam fried spam Chin up CHAR SMILEY Wonder what a top song eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Re Fwd This Week Thanks NAME emails Hi NAME NAME question do you think I should throw away the To and From header information clearly it cannot be used without serious anonymisation but the question is whether it is possible to do that 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boy I guess we could go up on Monday th for CU and stay for a few days until Thursday th if we feel like it otherwise come back a bit earlier I could bring some work or something Anyway enjoy your revision not long to go now right Speak soon NAME want why CU home on birthday NAME th CHAR I m not Friday NAME Plus For a better NAME experience WEBSITE NAME Plus For a better NAME experience WEBSITE Re How s your revision going On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote errr as well as could be expected I think ie not too well they ve found it rock hard in general though thanks for your help the other night again NAME how did the boys speech processing exams go CHAR Re That sounds nice Presumably you have to provide an explanation of how your travels will be for the betterment of mankind before you can get your hot little hands on these unnecessarily generous moneys On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote hmm okish not feeling the pressure of next monday enough yet SMILEY dreaming about travel to far off lands subsidised by unnecessarily generous NAME bursaries How s your revision going On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote errr as well as could be expected I think ie not too well they ve found it rock hard in general though thanks for your help the other night again NAME how did the boys speech processing exams go CHAR Re NAME Come on NAME I can only assume that you have regressed it because it was so traumatic at the time Your mum baked our flat you a chocolate cake and I think you left it out in the morning and when you came back it was virtually all gone or something like that Somewhat akin to the cheese incident CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote what incident was that NAME Plus For a better NAME experience WEBSITE Re Do they give out many bursaries for electronic drumkits On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote you guessed it or rather for my educational benefit That sounds nice Presumably you have to provide an explanation of how your travels will be for the betterment of mankind before you can get your hot little hands on these unnecessarily generous moneys On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote hmm okish not feeling the pressure of next monday enough yet SMILEY dreaming about travel to far off lands subsidised by unnecessarily generous NAME bursaries How s your revision going On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote they ve Re NAME You ate my cake SMILEY NAME Hi I get the following messages when I load emacs WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done WEBSITE WEBSITE done Loading fisiteinit source done Error in init file File error NAME open load file tdlmode NAME scratch NAME scratch regexps Error in init file File error NAME open load file tdlmode Is there anything I can do the errors Thanks NAME NAME Hi NAME If you re free for NUM mins can I pop down and ask you a few questions about the NAME tagger Thanks NAME Re My Merit Let me assure you that ahem does not need any such encouragement On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote You talking to me or part of your body Very inappropriate sorry I NAME NAME wrote You can do it NAME you can be NAME CHAR To those that may want to know how I m doing on my course Well not great But not disastrously yet either I WILL get a merit A merit is NUM or above The system consists of NUM units Your mark is then an average of your NUM best I have taken NUM units already I have as they will be my worst marks ditched NUM units in theory Out of the other NUM units I am averaging NUM I have NUM units to come this term I need an average of NUM to get a merit overall Maybe NUM or so to not risk getting moderated down There you go Shall inform you of my conquering success in NUM months or so All the best CHAR PS If I do nt get my merit it does nt affect next year or anything much in particular Re NAME Looking forward to it NAME Soon CHAR NAME It s alright your viagra secrets are safe with me On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds good mate I m glad the exams are over for you Shame about the cold but there s a lot of it about NAME been ill for weeks and so have most my family NAME it gets better mate The project sounds good I think I might need to use your program given the amount of adverts for porn and liquid viagra that I got on my hotmail account today and I did nt subscribe to by the way I m glad you can make it for the NAME do Once I get all the info I ll let you know about where when and costs for definite Take care matey NAME Re NAME Thanks a lot NAME NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Error in init file File error NAME open load file tdlmode Is there anything I can do the errors Yes You have the line load tdlmode in your emacs file Get rid of it and the errors go away Slightly more helpful answer I do nt know what tdlmode is supposed to do I presume you do You need to find a file called tdlmodeel WEBSITE and make sure it is on your load path antispam Hi NAME My name is NAME NAME and I m doing an NAME at NAME University NAME My project is on spam nonspam classification and I m attempting to construct a corpus for training and testing I am interested in the work that you have done in this area and was just wondering if you knew of any tools for extracting text from email attachments such as html Any advice would be much appreciated Regards NAME html NAME Do you think it would be OK to extract the plain text from NAME attachments and then get rid of the NAME information for the corpus The alternative is to leave the NAME tags in the corpus and attempt to anonymise inplace NAME Re Hello Good stuff NAME CHAR Keep up the good work looking forward to seeing you when I m up that way CHAR CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM CHAR CHAR winter wrote NAME Proposal has been passed NAME Just makes those blue skies seem even better Actually its rather rainy there must be some irony in there somewhere but I m not going to look for it Really nice to hear from you NAME the exam results are all that you hope for I m sure they will be because you are a bit if a STAR NAME to hear that you re coming up to NAME I ll do what I can for the weather ad really hope to see you then Take care and enjoy the thesis Leave the spam out of sandwiches though NAME NAME Keep in touch Love NAME PS This has to be the first time my celebrations have begun with a relieved trip to the library Re spam Thanks NAME but actually I ve got access to loads of spam It s nonspam that I m more interested in collecting because it s much harder to get hold of due to the fact that the people who send nonspam messages actually have rights relating to personal information etc Unreasonable though it is This email has travelled many miles to travel a few meters NAME the wastefulness of our digital age CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Are you still collecting people s spam NAME I ll stop deleting mine if you want See you NAME nice WEBSITE Fancy a bid CHAR Re hi Hi Admiral I am writing perl scripts like there s no tomorrow NAME just found out that they wo nt be giving the results out until next Tuesday Other than that the most exciting thing that s happened here is that I ve drawn a bad picture of a car on the white board oh dear See you soon NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME the gates and your data preparation stuff Will they be giving the results today do you think May turn up if thats the case Have to meet up with NAME today NAME NAME Re nice Are you kidding Do you think I have to NAME to get a date like that You seem to have forgotten that I work in the NAME NAME Building Uncle On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I would but I do nt think I would ever be able to match the bid you would be willing to put down NAME WEBSITE NAME Fancy a bid CHAR nice WEBSITE Check it out boys You know you want to CHAR Re nice Excellent I m writing perl scripts like there s no tomorrow See you soon NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote suddenly your nickname of Uncle has become that bit more sinister I m meeting a man from NASA to talk about membranes today and just generally chill tagset NAME where can I find documentation on the tagset used in NAME I could nt find anything obvious in the documentation folder but I might have missed something Thanks NAME email email strings Would any of you lovely ladies be interested in going to the string quartet concert this evening in the chapel CHAR Re NAME Hmmmm I need to query you more about this to be able to come up with any sensible comments Let s talk next time we meet CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote btw I forgot the thing I was going to ask you about I would like to know what you could think of how you could building a heirarchy among automatically generated classes Can you remember in the heirarchical system we have FLIGHT TOPLACE NAME CITY etc They have classified Flight over NAME over city but I wonder how the heirarchy is formed without hand coding it Say if I have NUM automatically generated classes would the prudent thing to do be to look at the classes that contain linguistically identifiable word groups and then map to a hierarchy are there any available or just look for dominance and subsets etc where in a class subsumes most of another class any ideas no need to trouble yourself if you are busy catch you later NAME Re NAME Yeah I ll probably be here tomorrow morning Large it NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote sure I m sure I wo nt make much more sense when I say it but I guess you can extractit out of me Do you intend to be in the lab over the weekend as well I may go to NAME on Sunday See you later NAME Re NAME s holidays whaddya think Sounds good NAME MidAugust after before st and September after th are free for me at the moment Realise this is perhaps not great but the end of August is alreadybooked family holiday I m afraid basically undiscovered NAME on the cheap with a more comedy language Sounds amazing Let s meet up soon eh boys NAME s Your pens Hi NAME There are some acetate pens in the CU acetate bag that actually belong to NAME NAME Could you possibly put them in his pigeon hole when you get a chance They are the proper marker pens as opposed to the kiddies pens that are in there as well Thanks man NAME scripts check for existing directory if CHAR dir mkdir dir Re antispam Thanks a lot NAME NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote EMAIL said I am interested in the work that you have done in this area I gave a talk at the spam conference about automatically learning features for text classification which is very relevant to spam filtering WEBSITE I ve also written ifile which is a Naive NAME classifier for mail filtering Some people use it for spam filtering EMAIL said was just wondering if you knew of any tools for extracting text from email attachments such as html Take a look at metamail Here s the source WEBSITE It s the package exmh uses to decode MIMEbased emails NAME Re your mail Hi there Play It Again I ve had the most vile lunch at NAME NAME s Chinese place CHAR NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote anyone on email need banter sustainance NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re your mail TV I may take you up on that NUM NAME Will let you know I am indeed working Have a lot of scripts to write and stuff I m going to try and do quite a bit of work now because things become rather hectic as I approach my thesis deadline ie I ve got NUM consecutive weddings in July NUM on the NUM weekends before my thingy is due in and one on the weekend after UNCLE NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks for the reply The Man From Are you at work I think we need to find you an award for being the hardestworking person in NAME So I m struggling to think of anything funny to say Oh whaddya call him NAME NAME is presenting Have I Got News For You tonight Should be funny If you re bored and not otherwised engaged why not come round for some saturday night telly NAME NUM NAME NUM Hi there Play It Again I ve had the most vile lunch at NAME NAME s Chinese place CHAR NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote anyone on email need banter sustainance NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re NAME NAME NAME the new vests are just fabulous perfect not to tight not to baggy either ask me in NUM years from now and they will still be my choicest undergarment items Glad to hear it NAME I m happy that they ll be put to good use on such a sexy bod CHAR How is the data collection and collation task I hope we will be able to help out with a volume of emails How will I be able to send them all to you shall I just forward them all to this address What would be good is if you could get hold of the backend data files that contain the emails NAME them NUM would be rather suboptimal Let me know if that s possible Keep me abreast of how things go with the jobhunting etc NAME Lots of love and speak soon NAME x Re your mail NAME NUM Now NAME It is entirely unnecessary to point out people s mistakes when you know very well exactly what they meant In fact it is a practice usually carried out by insecure people who need to highlight other people s mistakes in order to make themselves feel marginally better Not of course that I m implying Play It Again made a mistake UNCLE Re your mail Had a text from a girl asking if she could send me something through the mail Should I say yes Let s face it NAME You re not going to say no are you CHAR Re your mail whats that NAME Feel my Butt NAME NAME NAME So enormously appropriate Re your mail NAME as far as I m concerned feeling your butt is never appropriate though there was that NUM time Anyway I digress The point is that feel my butt is an appropriate slogan for your general attitude and behaviour when around women CHAR Re your mail Is it Do they know sense that No of course they do nt It s usually something more like Hey feel my stomach it s pulsating In fact NAME I think your general behaviour around women is impeccable SMILEY CHAR meal Hi NAME Just thinking it would be good if we have this meal at NAME this week to invite NAME NAME since he might actually be leaving sometime soon I guess I preliminarily suggest the steak on Tuesday night Let me know what suits and I ll email NAME Soon NAME project Hi NAME Please can I meet up with you briefly NAME this morning Monday to discuss a couple of issues Thanks NAME Re your mail Is your definition of very good friends people who speak to each other on the phone every few weeks SMILEY I was nt ringing you to find out about NAME s holiday CHAR On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote In response to your text message Do nt worry about it It did seem quite strange seeing as we d agreed a week ago that we were nt going to be very good friends but there you NAME s fine I thought that you were ringing me to find out if I was going on NAME s holiday which I have subsequently decided not to go on Take care NAME Re your mail OK I m writing perl scripts Playing cricket in an hour or so On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote sorry unfair of me essay is getting to me Re your mail NAME ha On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I wish I was a boy On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote OK I m writing perl scripts Playing cricket in an hour or so On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote sorry unfair of me essay is getting to me Re your mail NAME is if you re as bad at cricket as I am the possibility of utter humiliation is always around the corner At least an essay is safer for the ego On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote If you could see me now I would be sticking my tounge out at you NAME seems a zillion times more delightful than this essay which has got about NUM hundred million words in the title alone On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME ha On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I wish I was a boy On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote OK I m writing perl scripts Playing cricket in an hour or so On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Re your mail Sure Whatever On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Women do nt have egos and if I was a man I would nt have an ego On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME is if you re as bad at cricket as I am the possibility of utter humiliation is always around the corner At least an essay is safer for the ego On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote If you could see me now I would be sticking my tounge out at you NAME seems a zillion times more delightful than this essay which has got about NUM hundred million words in the title alone On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME ha On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Re your mail WEBSITE link WEBSITE Re meal Hey NAME Let s meet at around NUM NUM CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME A few of us are thinking of going for a meal at NAME s on Tuesday night Are you free NAME I m free What time Cheers NAME tonight OK NAME Since you have declined to reply to my text or email I have made the executive decision that we will meet at NUM NUM tonight at NAME See you later CHAR Re scripts Nothing yet NAME All the major players have been spotted in the building today though NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME etc CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME did they give the results yet CHAR kind of expected an email to say so like last term see you later NAME Re NAME NAME s CU houseparty is from the th to the th of June ie just before NAME s day Hmmmm I should have been more hostly and not merely mumbled some vague affirmation when he said see you in a month NAME At least you did nt mumble some vague obscenity which is probably what most of us would have done I have nt heard from my course administrator about the end of term situation yet but I ll email you as soon as I do CHAR tagger NAME Does the tagger do anything special with words that are capitalised due to being at the start of a sentence Does it make any exception for the fact that they may well not exist capitalised in the lexicon NAME NAME Hi NAME It looks as though the new tagger has slightly different behaviour than I expected It ignores anything inside NAME tags whether the line begins with a or not However if the line does not begin with a it still tags it assuming it is not NAME It also concatenates all adjacent lines that do not begin with Plus it does not print NAME lines unless they occur adjacent to nonxml lines or are prefaced by For example NAME text NUM TAG a line of text a line of text NUM TAG text NUM becomes NAME text NUM TAG a NAME line NAME of NAME text NN CHAR AT line NAME of NAME text NAME NUM whereas NAME text NUM TAG a line of text a line of text NUM TAG text NUM becomes NAME text NUM TAG a NAME line NAME of NAME text NN a NAME line NAME of NAME text NN NUM TAG text NUM Thus it seems that in order to respect the line breaks I will have to put the symbol in front of every line including the NAME Does this make sense or do you think I m misjudging something Thanks NAME NAME Re Results Hey NAME Sounds good have you got access to email at work then Are you still living in the same place How are you getting in to work V glad to hear it is going well Love NAME NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote SWEEEEEET NAME NUM Mezboy I am so pleased for you NAME in the nicest and most endearing sense SMILEY NAME are you top of the year I know everyone in NAME is clever but is FLIPPING impressive Will have to talk soon In the meantime hope all s going ok seems to be from here and you LOVE your project work SMILEY My job is good am really enjoying being away from phones and moaning customers and having a bit of a free hand on what I do My conference organising is going well Have been in contact with NAME re deferring and they say that something can probably be sorted but I ve had to send a formal request letter and will get feedback from that NAME Well gotta go now take care and be in touch love NAME Re results NAME it sounds like you could make a living out of swindling mobile phone companies I wo nt get you to go into the details of this latest scam as I m sure it s far more complicated than anything I m researching at the moment SMILEY CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME wrote Shame about the CHAR hey Well done bro that s awesome I do nt think my results are going to be quite that high but I have already beaten NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME So it isnt all bad new phone is on NAME but I worked it so that I got a NUM with it and am selling it on on NAME at NAME for bout pound NUM hopefully Am on Freedom NUM for next NUM months so can ring anybody NAME fun Speak soon NAME Have to go and write an essay NAME Hey NAME Got my results for last term s work yesterday NAME CHAR CHAR A CHAR NAME A A A That means I have an A overall for the year so far with just the project to go Love NAME Re NAME but the tokeniser shld only be applied to the text eg text text or whatever where is ascii laid out just as it is in the emails minus any s etc inserted by the mail program so this ca nt be the output of the tokeniser NAME text NUM TAG a line of text a line of text NUM TAG text NUM Yes I deliberately rigged this example to show that the tagger does not require an to tag a line as I had previously thought I guess I do nt really need to keep the line breaks between tags although I have run into word buffer overruns if there are many contiguous NAME lines Either way I can work around it using scripts I think the easiest way to deal with the last xml line bug is to simply print a at the end of the file In fact I have found that all lines after the last line of nonxml will be dropped if this is not done I have got it working satisfactorily now I think NAME NAME NAME Re Results NAME I think you should give your card company a slightly more original name something like NAME NAME with a nice picture of a lizard or something Soon CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I have email access have my own work email address and all that but think it best to do personal stuff on my hotmail account Yeah and I m still living at the same place It s not ideal as it takes NUM minutes to get into work but it s keeping me fit as I am cycling in and out I good hour or so s vigourous exercise to get me in shape for NAME where I have to play football and netball everyday Not bad I m SO busy right now though which is always good as it keeps my mind occupied and I do nt get so worked up about NAME related issues SMILEY Crazy boy going off to NAME How does he expect to get stunning grades like yours unless he puts the work in SMILEY Oh well NAME NAME NAME is all guns blazing right now as I have just launched my mail order service hee hee and am doing some ground work for getting them into gift shops here in NAME It s all a bit frustrating in the best sense though coz no sooner have I made a selection of cards to take to shops than someone wants to buy them so I have nt anything to show the shop people So I have been working away when I get back from work to build up a good stockpile and hope to decend on several stores by the end of the week early next NAME HAVE to get back to work Take care and all that love CHAR Re NAME Is there any reason to keep the tags Are they included in the transition data as new line delimiters CHAR Re Results So how good was that in comparison to the rest of your class NAME you re so flipping COMPETITIVE I do nt actually know because we each get our results separately Speculatively somewhere in the top NUM CHAR Re spam is in the eye of the beholder SMILEY I also noticed that one linked from spamarchive I like the blonde guy s spectacularly geeky hairstyle I noticed this article from the NAME the other day WEBSITE NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE Re Results Where s your interview NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote NAME Should be finished about NUM ish where would be good to meet you NAME Hi everyone Just thought I d send out a joint email to let you know where I m at NAME I ve just got last term s practical and exam results You are receiving this email because NUM You actually asked me to let you know how my exams went NUM You recently expressed a general interest in how things are going in my life NUM I believe you might be at least mildly interested in the following information If none of those apply to you then please read no further So my results were pretty good I got over NUM in NUM of my exams and between in the other I got over NUM in all my NUM practical assignments This leaves me with an overall average thus far of between I only have my project to go I love project work which is due in on the rd July The NAME I m doing is only graded on a pass fail basis but I need to get a high score to have a chance of being funded for a PhD which I m considering doing in a year s time Next year I will be taking a break from the academic lifestyle to do something else probably including going to NAME NAME for part of the year Sweet love to everyone and NAME be with you SMILEY NAME Re Results I hope you re not being sarcastic young NAME NAME well I can meet anywhere so let s meet somewhere at NUM NUM and you can tell me where ok SMILEY CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote guess ummm maybe the chem dept Where s your interview NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote NAME Should be finished about NUM ish where would be good to meet you NAME Hi everyone Just thought I d send out a joint email to let you know where I m at NAME I ve just got last term s practical and exam results You are receiving this email because NUM You actually asked me to let you know how my exams went NUM You recently expressed a general interest in how things are going in my life NUM I believe you might be at least mildly interested in the following information If none of those apply to you then please read no further So my results were pretty good I got over NUM in NUM of my exams and between in the other I got over NUM in all my NUM practical assignments This leaves me with an overall average thus far of between I only have my project to go I love project work which is due in on the rd July The NAME I m doing is only graded on a pass fail basis but I need to get a high score to have a chance of being funded for a PhD which I m considering doing in a year s time Next year I will be taking a break from the academic lifestyle to do something else probably including going to NAME NAME for part of the year Sweet love to everyone and NAME be with you SMILEY NAME Re Results OK let s meet in town somewhere say outside NAME College and we can find a pub or whatever from there CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote NUM NUM sounds good though I might be done a bit earlier do nt really know anywhere in NAME so if you suggest a nice pub that would nt be too far for both of us to get to we can meet there Maybe see if NAME NAME are free too though if they have exams coming up prob best not to ask them Look forward to seeing you Monday then at least this time you wo nt be getting a heartattack NAME I hope you re not being sarcastic young NAME NAME well I can meet anywhere so let s meet somewhere at NUM NUM and you can tell me where ok SMILEY CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote guess ummm maybe the chem dept Where s your interview NAME Wed NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote NAME Should be finished about NUM ish where would be good to meet you NAME Hi everyone Just thought I d send out a joint email to let you know where I m at NAME I ve just got last term s practical and exam results You are receiving this email because NUM You actually asked me to let you know how my exams went NUM You recently expressed a general interest in how things are going in my life NUM I believe you might be at least mildly interested in the following information If none of those apply to you then please read no further So my results were pretty good I got over NUM in NUM of my exams and between in the other I got over NUM in all my NUM practical assignments This leaves me with an overall average thus far of between I only have my project to go I love project work which is due in on the rd July The NAME I m doing is only graded on a pass fail basis but I need to get a high score to have a chance of being funded for a PhD which I m considering doing in a year s time Next year I will be taking a break from the academic lifestyle to do something else probably including going to NAME NAME for part of the year Sweet love to everyone and NAME be with you SMILEY NAME Re emails No hurry NAME How s the job search going CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME xml namespace prefix NUM CHAR ns NUM urn schemasmicrosoftcom office office How is the work going We have just had to change our domain name server bit of a pain but the new server seems to be faster to access I am seeing CHAR liver this Saturday and will talk about the emails Speak soon LOL NAME xoxox Send music and picture to your friends with NAME NAME Download it NAME NAME here Names Hi NAME I m thinking of using a list of first names to augment the lexicon with first names it does nt already contain I ve found quite a good list of baby names actually but I was just wondering if you knew of any particularly good lists Cheers NAME Re telly or clowns Action I m there What time does NAME s cell finish NAME CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Anyone fancy some action later tonight tv clowns food how abouts NUM or NUM After bills cell naturally NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re telly or clowns OK Boys NUM NUM in clowns And we can take it from there SMILEY CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I d be up for NUM in clowns I ve gotta get an early night tonight though as I ve had a couple of late NUM recently Action I m there What time does NAME s cell finish NAME CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Anyone fancy some action later tonight tv clowns food how abouts NUM or NUM After bills cell naturally NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re telly or clowns OH I see I thought you meant STARTING between NUM and NUM I was wondering how that constituted an early night OK well let s meet there at NUM then CHAR Unless you still want to sling it NAME SMILEY On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote That s only NUM mins I d be tempted to sling it and do something some other time you guys can obviously do what you want I ll let you OK Boys NUM NUM in clowns And we can take it from there SMILEY CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I d be up for NUM in clowns I ve gotta get an early night tonight though as I ve had a couple of late NUM recently Action I m there What time does NAME s cell finish NAME CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM or Re Names Hi NAME I ve read the NAME et NAME paper but I still think expanding the lexicon will help in this case because of the lack of context in a lot of email data For instance my data contains lines such as the following in various different forms NAME NAME Phone NUM Institute of Modern Management where the rest of the email probably does nt contain either NAME or NAME Now unless the lexicon contains NAME as a first name it is unlikely to be picked up as a name based on its context without NAME in the lexicon the tagger guesses that it s an adjective ie a sad NAME The surefire rules that NAME et NAME suggest for identifying and propagating NE s are based on assuming reasonably predictable contexts which is often not the case in messy email data Also it is much easier to simply expand the lexicon rather than do full rule or patternbased NE recognition at this stage and since I feel that recall should be more important than precision in the task of identifying NAME s for anonymisation I m not too concerned about ambiguities The tests I have run suggest that overguessing NAME s is not a common problem even with a significantly PNexpanded lexicon I am probably going to turn my attention now to identifying such patterns as Institute of Modern Management above which obviously is nt recognised as a name by the tagger On the whole though the tagger is doing well at identifying names I hope that soon we can bring a webpage online to advertise for more data CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote People doing NAME use things like the NAME fact book from the web but there is a good paper by NAME etal WEBSITE which points out that context small list of high freq unambig egs works better than large dictionaries of often ambiguous forms eg NAME name invoice NAME Re Names Actually it tags it as NAME in this case but NAME is in the lexicon This is useful info as I can use it in post process patternmatching Thanks NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote shld recognise NAME etc as an Org NAME NAME Re Fwd Essay marks Sweet Damn sweet On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote To all those who appreciate such things SMILEY Dear NAME I have checked on the rules regarding essay marks and these can be released Your marks were as follows ESSAY NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM per cent TALK NUM NAME NUM out of NUM NAME NUM out of NUM NAME NUM NUM per cent FINAL MARK NUM per cent Both your essay and talk were excellent Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME Re NAME The Pianist Thursday NAME NAME Sunday NAME pm I m there I ll meet you outside NAME s at about NUM NUM CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME s just sent me this whaddaya think would kind of exclude bi ll but then he can have a reallyweally early night NAME would you be mortally wounded fancy going tonight On Thursday at NAME NAME NAME s Films is showing The Pianist an acclaimed and moving drama directed by Roman NAME Set in NAME during the German invasion of NAME NAME s movie adapts the autobiography of Holocaust survivor NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME a Polish Jew interred in the NAME ghetto is a concert pianist who after escaping the ghetto hides in an abandoned apartment with only a piano for company The pianist s luck cannot inevitably hold forever and a German captain enters the plot NAME s emotional performance captures NAME s character and the depiction of his Polish family is poignant The scenes in a snowy and demolished NAME and NAME s relationship with the German captain are high notes NUM mins Then on Sunday at pm and pm come and see NAME based on the popular stage musical and directed by NAME NAME Let the razzledazzle distract from all that work Even for those with little love of jazz this big screen version of the longrunning musical has to engage with its sheer energy NAME NAME RenEe NAME is desperate to get into the limelight of the NAME NAME scene of the NAME After murdering her lover she finds herself in jail with NAME NAME turned murderess NAME NAME NAME NAME and defended by flamboyant lawyer NAME NAME NAME NAME more showy NAME agent than lawyer whose razzle dazzle tactics drive NAME to stardom Igniting the jealousy of NAME both women must then find a way to retain their fame or face the gallows NUM mins Entrance to films at NAME NAME s is normally only pound NUM and if you need directions or any other details visit our website WEBSITE Yours NAME NAME s Films Re Fwd Essay marks The sweet thing is about NAME s marks of course Although I did dream that I had a girlfriend who was very fond of wearing pink clothes the other night On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME wants to know what the sweet thing is all about are you in love NAME NAME wrote Sweet Damn sweet On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Re Fwd Essay marks You re probably right On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote We re taking this as evidence that you are obsessed with girls or pink or both NAME NAME wrote The sweet thing is about NAME s marks of course Although I did dream that I had a girlfriend who was very fond of wearing pink clothes the other night tags NAME What tag do you think the lexemes Re and FwFwd should have I m adding them to the lexicon CHAR Re The Pianist Thursday NAME NAME Sunday NAME pm The words say no but the tone says yes On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote no NAME NAME s just sent me this whaddaya think would kind of exclude bill but then he can have a reallyweally early night NAME would you be mortally wounded fancy going tonight On Thursday at NAME NAME NAME s Films is showing The Pianist an acclaimed and moving drama directed by Roman NAME Set in NAME during the German invasion of NAME NAME s movie adapts the autobiography of Holocaust survivor NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME a Polish Jew interred in the NAME ghetto is a concert pianist who after escaping the ghetto hides in an abandoned apartment with only a piano for company The pianist s luck cannot inevitably hold forever and a German captain enters the plot NAME CHAR emotional performance captures NAME s character and the depiction of his Polish family is poignant The scenes in a snowy and demolished NAME and NAME s relationship with the German captain are high notes NUM mins Then on Sunday at pm and pm come and see NAME based on the popular stage musical and directed by NAME NAME Let the razzledazzle distract from all that work Even for those with little love of jazz this big screen version of th CHAR longrunning musical has to engage with its sheer energy NAME NAME RenEe NAME is desperate to get into the limelight of the NAME go NAME scene of the NAME After murdering her lover she finds herself in jail with NAME NAME turned murderess NAME NAME NAME NAME and defended by flamboyant lawyer NAME NAME NAME NAME more showy NAME agent than lawyer whose razzle dazzle tactics drive NAME to stardom Igniting the jealousy of NAME both women must then find a way to retain their fame or face the gallows NUM mins Entrance to films at NAME NAME s is normally only pound NUM and if you need directions or any other details visit our website WEBSITE Yours NAME NAME s Films St NAME s Film Society mailing list Please contact EMAIL if you have any questions or wish to be removed from this mailing list Re NAME The Pianist Thursday NAME NAME Sunday NAME pm Why the heck not What time would you like me round there NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote would you like to be fed first Re Results What sort of things are you hoping to do in NAME NAME One of the biggest reasons for going to NAME NAME is to be able to spend some time far away from the intellectual environment of university There s more to life than the intellect but sometimes it does nt always seem that way when you re focusing on it all the time I want to spend time thinking and praying and being immersed in a nonintellectual more spirituallyaware environment Another reason for going is that I ve got friends out there who I spent a while with out there in one of my gap years and I would love to see them again and see the country again etc Congrats for your results NUM is outrageous Looking forward to seeing you at NAME s thing Let me know details and dates when you have them Keep it real NAME NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey well done mate I never doubted that you would do well but I am glad to hear that you have You must be really pleased So you re thinking of doing a phd That s cool as well I guess you have found something that you really get a lot out of I m sure you ll have no probs getting in with always ask people why they are going to a certain place because when someone you know says they are going travelling it is very easy to be flipant about where they say they are going but the truth is that most people have a desire to go somewhere for a reason I would like to go to NAME I think because the language barrier is removed but it is an amazing place with so many diverse areas to it I got some results myself the other day Seemed to do pretty well in everything high s and low s I got NUM for my solo performance which was cool and NUM for music theory which I thought was particularly good because it was hard work To be honest because this diploma does nt really lead me anywhere I am not too bothered about results but I am unfortunately a very competitive person who likes to do my best at everything so I am secretly really happy The band thing is going well and we have recruited a permanant drummer and bass player now It s really good fun Anyway mate well done again IT s good to hear you re doing so well NAME Re results NAME NAME I am writing the beginning of this letter to you in a strange impersonal robotlike fashion because NUM You actually ARE a robot NUM You secretly wish that you WERE a robot NUM You have at some point in your life been significantly affected BY a robot If none of these apply then you are a smallminded sad little man The reason for my impersonal email was that I sent it to load of people but to your old email address so I then had to send it to your new one which was why you might possibly have been fooled into thinking it was a personal email Anyway So enough cheek to my older and wiser friend Well done on the results I imagine that you expect to get over NUM in your last assignment will this lead to your average being over NUM Would this put you top of the year and be enough for funding So many questions I ve got some possibilities on the horizon but it s too early to say for sure about anything yet so I ll leave it until I see you in person on the NAME trip which I m very glad your coming on by the way I expect your anxious to know whether or not NAME has spread to the city where I live You guessed it NAME Glad to hear you re OK I ll trust you re taking all necessary precautions It sounds pretty bad from the news reports When you get back you can look forward to many green places NAME Love NAME Re NAME The Pianist Thursday NAME NAME Sunday NAME pm Roger On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote ooh for a pm film lets say NUM Why the heck not What time would you like me round there NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote would you like to be fed first script Re The Pianist Thursday NAME NAME Sunday NAME pm NAME NAME the spirit is willing On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote The mind says yes but the body says no Re Names NAME How about this for a genuine girl s name D lorah meaning NAME spelled backwards NAME unambiguous one for the lexicon CHAR Re tags CHAR slight issue arises due to the use of Re and Fwd in emails For example subject headings are often something like Fwd How tall is an elephant If I tag Fwd as a verb might that throw off the tag transitions for the rest of the sentence It seems that perhaps it is distributionally more similar to an interjection or some sentencelevel modifier Could you also argue that it is shorthand for something like This is a forward How tall is an elephant in which case perhaps it should be tagged as a noun Similar issues apply to Re Re How tall is an elephant Sorry if this is all a bit pedantic CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote What tag do you think the lexemes Re and FwFwd should have I m adding them to the lexicon Re is a preposition NUM Fwd in this sense is a verb VV NAME Re eminem meets saddam I ve seen this quite amusing Especially the comedy accent On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote make sure you have the sound turned up WEBSITE Re CHAR I LOVE NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I d forgotten how satisfying it can be to see your bits of code working NAME I have power over this computer NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re plans NAME you are unbelievable I can only assume you have inside information I ve got a Dope House Party to go to later on hosted by a coursemate Before then I ve been invited by some young ladies to dine in college UB On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote is anything going down tonight my money is on NAME having NUM beautiful swedish blondes round for dinner and bill playing with his wrinkly membranes NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re plans Yeah sorry Billios I hope you realise that the text you received from my phone had absolutely nothing to do with me I should have turned my phone off in NAME boys I got stung with a pound NUM bill for not answering it a number of times Daylight robbery CHAR NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Am now wondering whether I fit the profile of a spy NAME NAME no reply to my text last night too doped up Well I spent the evening in with NAME watching the NAME Spies on NAME Excellent apart from the NUM scenes of gay passion Well I had a NUM hour coffee date with a blonde this afternoon which was certainly more stimulating than any membranes could be Close though E Sent Friday May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Subject plans is anything going down tonight my money is on NAME having NUM beautiful swedish blondes round for din ner and bill playing with his wrinkly membranes NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re NAME do Hey NAME I should be able to make it but I might have to go back on Saturday night rather than staying over NAME that would be OK When I think of NAME Hmmm NUM The legendary NUM second belch NUM The banana thing NUM Vivid Rainbow NAME NAME NAME etc NUM His performance as the Devil in the Man of NAME which was so convincing that people started saying Oh look there s NAME when they saw him out and about in NAME NUM NAME NUM His sincerity and passion for the Scripture once making me sit down and read the whole of NUM Chronicles aloud in one go And I m sure I could think of more if required NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Glad I caught you tonight and that you are looking forward to NAME s wedding We re planning on getting together for the stag night on th of June in NAME meeting at NUM for a bit of lunch We ll then do some NAME and some other exciting activities finishing off the day with a meal and a few drinks We re planning on staying over somewhere cheap and rounding things off on Sunday morning Please let me know if you can come on that day and I ll send you some more details when things are a bit more concrete It would also be great if you could tell me what springs into your mind when you think of NAME I m trying to get some material together for our speech Do nt worry if nothing springs to mind Thanks See you soon NAME Worried what your kids see online Protect them better with NAME NUM WEBSITE Re Results Thanks NAME I only ask because it looks like I ll be busy on the th CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Not really sure but was thinking of the th June will CHAR around then anyways From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME what dates are you looking at for NAME s stag do CHAR On the move Get Hotmail on your mobile phone WEBSITE embo Hi NAME in the NAME lab has just crashed Regards NAME Re language modelling I know a reasonable amount about it NAME CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote do you do language modelling NAME or know much about it NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re language modelling Sounds good Is it related to your project Seems unlikely On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote at some convenient occasion when normal conversation runs out and there would otherwise be awkward silence CHAR must tranfuse some of your knowledge of the area to myself I know a reasonable amount about it NAME CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote do you do language modelling NAME or know much about it NAME NAME NUM Paradise Street NAME NAME NAME ntl NUM NUM orange NUM NUM EMAIL Re language modelling NAME We ll talk then On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote no but my dad is interested for his life s work he s a translator and thinks he s invented a new translation tool dictionaray method thingy CHAR want to explore the area a bit for him Sounds good Is it related to your project Seems unlikely On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote at some convenient occasion when normal conversation runs out and there would otherwise be awkward silence CHAR must tranfuse some of your knowledge of the area to myself I know a reasonable amount about it NAME CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote webpage Hi NAME Hope you had a good weekend I m starting to think about how I can build a web page that will allow people to test out the anonymiser by uploading an email I think the best way to do this is probably to use NAME whereby the user enters the filename of their email and the data is then transmitted back to the server converted by the various perl shell rasp scripts and then sent back This will require NAME support Do you have any suggestions and do you happen to know whether NAME is supported by the NAME systems here I m thinking of using my publichtml space for the web page Cheers NAME Re webpage Yes thanks NAME good suggestions I might well be in touch again if I get stuck Thanks again NAME On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks NAME the last suggestion is better than mine and I think about right for what we are trying to achieve By the way the project is about spam filtering using NAME machine lrng methods so we might recruit you at some point to do a comparison with spamassassin for us NAME meeting Hey NAME How did your meeting with NAME go NAME Re pictures You gottit bruv NAME innit CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote NAME Can you hook dis bitch up wit duh party pictures and duh other picture you took of me NUM day in lab CHAR Re pictures I ve put another classic party photo up there NAME CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey Got the fotos Any more interesting NUM from the party I m putting up an expository The one from the lab is SO cool Dancing NUM nice too specially the tounge out Thanks CHAR You gottit bruv NAME innit CHAR Re photos NAME you may be a csTIT but I am a NAME NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM csTITs in a row They re at WEBSITE CHAR Re NAME s holidays Just now NAME is she NAME And why were you having coffee with her NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote well NAME if she s as nice you said then get on with introducing us NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME NAME you need to meet NAME so we can close the loop So NAME who was this mystery blonde of NUM days ago not that I really want to know or anything you understand Mr Re NAME s holidays I ve found a new genious way of coding well new to me first you write the logic in normal language then code it a bit at a time plus it leaves you with nice documented code brilliant NAME perfect now all you ve got to do is keep it up CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote oh NAME he told me the other night I got it out of him without losing points forgot to tell you guess you know now he mentioned some double date thing with the other bird who fancies you or something but do nt tell him CHAR told you just so you re aware of potentially damaging schemes SMILEY NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME friend of NAME NAME you need to meet NAME so we can close the loop So NAME who was this mystery blonde of NUM days ago not that I really want to know or anything you understand Mr Re NAME s holidays Is it a crime to have a drink with a girl NAME NAME NAME I m only trying to protect you from yourself Re NAME Will check my diary when I get home this evening and let you know then NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote She s having a bday meal on the st June Sunday at NAME NAME sounds a bit NAME NAME to me Apparently the legendary NAME will be present Do you fancy coming along then we can meet the respective sides of our little friendship quadrilateral The invitation said NAME and NAME thank goodness it was nt partner eh If you do you ll have to let me know what you fancy eating I have a menu and I need to tick off the foods I m planning on eating Has to be that way as the meal is on a Sunday and they want to make sure they re in stock with everything blah blah blah Let me know Mr NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME Road Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re NAME s holidays I do nt know of any very quick way I normally just scroll through it s in about the th position I think NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote How do you get the quickly in text messages I ve forgotten Is it a crime to have a drink with a girl NAME NAME NAME I m only trying to protect you from yourself Re your mail You say something like Sure geeza How many bridesmaids did you say there are gonna be No usually you are expected to write to the bride s parents to tell them you re coming but just a simple Thanks for the invitation I d love to come will usually suffice CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote And how do you reply to a wedding invitation Do you have to go through any formal etiquette rubbish or can you just say NAME sounds cool I ll be there Thanks for helping me sort my life out boys NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME Road Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re your mail did you say she was fit or was her friend if neither of them are why are we having this conversation apart from to talk about their lovely personalities SMILEY NAME you re so mercenary Still at least you know what you want very important Re Hey NAME you absolute nutter I m busy writing email anonymisation scripts a bit of machinelearning of sorts Quite interesting actually Yes I sent ANOTHER email to that lady person and she STILL has nt got back to me so I m now getting quite annoyed I will work on plan CHAR if nothing happens in the next day or so Looking forward to the pictures CHAR NAME Wed NUM May NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME So this lady person takes a long time to answer her emails Deary me Have been on a splendid revision trip this morning What on earth I hear you say is a revision trip Well it s when you strap your flat table to the top of a car load up on chairs and drive out in to the country for about NUM NUM miles Speeds of NUM mph were reached and strange looks were given by those we met You then put the table in a field and revise I went with NAME NUM NAME and NAME NAME We got an hour of solid work done before it rained I can recomend it Will send you some pictures tomorrow NAME Re lunch mtg Sounds good NAME Actually I think you owe me a drink anyway from sometime in the first term so that s NUM DRINKS Fantastic Ca nt wait see you then NAME NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Let s have lunch on NAME Meet in NAME opps the cafe but if the weather is ok shall we go to The Plough in NAME a min bike ride down the footpath I d like to find out how you re doing and get you to share details of how you pass xml markup thru rasp I ll also be around after lunch if you d like to discuss other aspects of your projects individually If other s in the lab want to join us that s absolutely fine too first drink is on me NAME Re NAME okeydokey On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote There s a long list probably easier if you call round some time OK NAME Consider me your guest What are the food options CHAR She s having a bday meal on the st June Sunday at NAME NAME sounds a bit NAME NAME to me Apparently the legendary NAME will be present Do you fancy coming along then we can meet the respective sides of our little friendship quadrilateral The invitation said NAME and NAME thank goodness it was nt partner eh If you do you ll have to let me know what you fancy eating I have a menu and I need to tick off the foods I m planning on eating Has to be that way as the meal is on a Sunday and they want to make sure they re in stock with everything blah blah blah Let me know Mr NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME Road Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL script Re frisbee NAME Thanks NAME Where are you meeting tonight and at what time Cheers NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi there I spoke to NAME last night and apparently he will bring some discs tonight If you only need one I have a spare new one that I can bring just in case Cheers NAME Department of NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM NUM CHAR EMAIL On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I have heard a rumour that it is possible to buy frisbees from the Ultimate society Is this true Regards NAME NAME hey Hi NAME How s things at the NAME Had any nice chats with NAME recently We re all going out to lunch with NAME tomorrow CHAR Re hey Is the lunch for his supervisees Primarily yes but I think he s also extended it to anyone who s in the lab tomorrow lunchtime Should be fun CHAR On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Was wondering what you were upto I m basically making trigrams the whole CHAR holiday OK NAME The lady still has nt got back to me so I ve been doing some private research Looks like we ve got a presentation to do after the handin deadline which will mean I ll be unable to go away straight after NAME and NAME wedding Hopefully the presentation will be done by the end of July so I d be free to go from the st August NAME NAME Hi there NAME Here is some text that I d like you to anonymise please CHAR NAME A stone CHAR NAME CHAR NAME All the best NAME NAME EMAIL Dear NAME Here is an email for you to anonymise It s about my friend Dr Hedge See you later CHAR NAME EMAIL Hi NAME Dr NAME and Messrs red and green would like to see you Cheers NAME EMAIL Hi NAME Dr NAME and Messrs NAME and NAME would like an audience Cheers NAME EMAIL Hi NAME This is a quote NAME NAME EMAIL Have you heard the latest story about NAME beckham He s got the most ridiculous haircut and so has his son NAME Laters CHAR NAME EMAIL How s the email project coming I bet you do nt know when you ll finish NAME NAME NAME EMAIL this is a quote NAME EMAIL Just a short message Just NUM lines NAME NAME EMAIL text text text NAME NAME EMAIL Hi there NAME How s things How is your project going I m doing fine thanks Not too much stress at the moment what about this from NAME How now brown cow I do nt know what that boy s on Love NAME webpage mailto Hi I m trying to use the mailto command to send automated email responses and it is working well however I do not want it to send mail in richtext format I just want it to use plain text but I ca nt see a way to accomplish this I hope this question is not abusing your expertise Regards NAME Re mailto Hi NAME I did read the man page and searched the internet for an answer but could nt find anything I m using mailto in a similar way to your test although obviously with more complicated messages The script I use is as follows bin csh if argv NUM then NAME Usage scr recipient message file exit NUM endif set recip NUM cat NUM mailto recip CHAR Anonymised Email where the file denoted by NUM contains an NAME markedup email in the following form which I want to include verbatim as the body of the email to send MESSAGE MESSAGEBODY It seems to interpret the NAME as rich text or something because when the message is received the MIME header is as follows NAME text richtext I am sending from embo in the NAME lab I am really looking for a method of forcing mailto to send as plain text Regards NAME Re mailto NAME thanks NAME NAME On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I did read the man page and searched the internet for an answer but could nt find anything I m using mailto in a similar way to your test although obviously with more complicated messages The script I use is as follows cat NUM mailto recip CHAR Anonymised Email where the file denoted by NUM contains an NAME markedup email in the following form which I want to include verbatim as the body of the email to send MESSAGE MESSAGEBODY NAME EMAIL Hey NAME Some anonymised email CHAR NAME EMAIL Hi Bye NAME anonymisation Hi NAME Here s the webpage Comments appreciated WEBSITE I need to discuss with you at some point how I m actually going to get people to sign up to have their emails disseminated Do I need something on paper or will an online email agreement do NAME cron job Hi Is it possible for me to set a cron job running or is that something that only you can do I ve used crontab CHAR to set up the job but as far as I can see it has nt actually started running I m currently using embo in the NAME lab Regards NAME Re Anonymised Email Thanks NAME I ve fixed it now so it should nt return it in rich text You can try it again if you like CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote NAME When I open your anonymised email at NAME the message is not an attachment NAME NAME wrote MESSAGE MESSAGEBODY NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Re cron job Thanks again NAME NAME On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Is it possible for me to set a cron job running or is that something that only you can do No you can do it I ve used crontab CHAR to set up the job but as far as I can see it has nt actually started running I m currently using embo in the NAME lab It helps if you tell sysadmin what you are trying to do ie what your crontab entry is to save us having to look it up embo unixhome really CHAR crontab CHAR DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE edit the master and reinstall tmp NAME installed on Mon May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Cron version NAME crontabc CHAR NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM vixie Exp NUM NUM NUM NUM I suspect the problem is the spaces with the commas Try NUM NUM NUM NUM etc NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Re Anonymised Email NAME thanks NAME CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hey NAME Yes I got a reply Looks good NAME NAME NAME wrote MESSAGE MESSAGEBODY cron job NAME NAME I m still having no joy getting this cron job running I tried the simplest case NUM Also with quotes around the command NUM But neither seem to be working I copied the command directly from the crontab file and ran it to check that I had entered it correctly and that was fine Any ideas Cheers NAME cron job You were right about the newline NAME it is now running the script However running the script with an absolute path seems to mean that it does nt recognise any of the standard commands such as rm cat etc The script in question is a cascade of about NUM shell and perl scripts and I m hoping I do nt have to go through all of them and add absolute paths to every command Sorry to bother you again about this Regards NAME Re cron job NAME NAME ignore that last email I ve realised what I ve done wrong Cheers NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Re anonymisation OK will get to work on that I m currently setting up the NAME EMAIL reply as a cron job so your NAME will be a bit delayed sorry CHAR On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote I think this is too much text for your average punter Try putting an eg of input and output immediately after the first para of NAME NAME and then put in the try it link and print your email so that someone can cut and paste it easily to their favorite mailer how to attract spam Then stick all the explanation on a separate page with a link Then stick in sentence something like If you are willing to donate your anonymised nonjunk email to our corpus please email me and or NAME NAME In return I will send you details of my results and pointers on how to block spam using machine learning techniques I tried NAME EMAIL but nothing back yet NAME NAME EMAIL Some text NAME EMAIL some text NAME EMAIL some text NAME EMAIL some text NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Re your mail Boys how about a Clown s night UB Re your mail NUM On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote if its late Boys how about a Clown s night UB Re anonymisation Hi NAME It appears that the emails you send do not have a NAME field in their headers Without the contenttype field it is unclear how to interpret the content and thus for safety sake my system will remove such emails from the corpus I cannot assume that emails that do nt have contenttype fields are always in plain text as this is not the case with some of the emails I have already collected This means that you would get a blank response from the NAME EMAIL thing In this case I added a contenttype field specifying plain text so you should have got a reply anyway Have you got any idea why your email prog would leave out the contenttype field Do many others use the same email client NAME NAME EMAIL Hi NAME Have you heard about NAME s new leg It s made of titanium and Dr NAME says it will do her a world of good Have you visited NAME University recently You know where NAME is studying OK see you soon then NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME Re try again Hey NAME Yes the tokeniser is totally dumb to NAME tags The way I see it you have NUM choices modify the tokeniser to ignore anything inside it is a relatively simple flex lexer call the tokeniser only on the bits of text between NAME tags the overhead of invoking the tokeniser is tiny compared to the tagger replace all the tags in the section you want to tokenise with something like tokenise and then stick the tags back in Soon CHAR On NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I ve attached another script which keeps the tags in place plus has a couple tiny improvements to the code However I am having troubles with the tokeniser I ca nt get it to NAME tags it still ends sentences if it sees a period or question mark in side CHAR pair Any suggestions NAME NAME Sat NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks NAME Is NAME a standard perl library Does it have all the parsing facilities necessary NAME parser What is NAME NAME manana CHAR NAME sent you a slightly useless version Try this one Oh and it does nt keep markup in the text yet I ll send you that once I finish it which wo nt take long at all NAME NAME EMAIL Hi NAME Have you heard about NAME s new leg It s made of titanium and Dr NAME says it will do her a world of good Have you visited NAME University recently You know where NAME is studying OK see you soon then NAME Re NAME That s rough man but I guess your team s lack of depth besides at NUM CHAR and maybe SS is being exposed now that NAME s out with the injury Maybe now you know how I felt the past NUM years when my OF was the bane of my existence CHAR frustrating game this SMILEY I still do nt understand why you d bench NAME I would play him as much as I can until he goes down with his yearly season ending injury To help you with remembering my other address da my initials NUM my favorite number backwards NUM the number of fantasy standing positions you are behind me every email address needs one of these NAME I go to NAME ac NAME is an academic institution ac is the correlate of edu in NAME uk NAME is locatied in the NAME So that s EMAIL which is the short version That s equivialent to EMAIL and also EMAIL They all go to the same place NAME On NAME NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote Again not remembering your herpes address NAME including bench went NUM for NUM with NUM run scored and NUM NAME yesterday NUM walks both on the bench Meanwhile NAME pitches NUM run ball for NUM innings but the CHAR s ca nt beat the Tigers NAME pitches NUM run ball for NUM innings but NAME shuts down the NAME which is why NAME was on the bench but the impotent NAME offense scores enough off of NAME for NAME to get the win on my bench NAME and NAME with good CHAR IP NAME not so much This game kills me It s a good thing NAME got a save or I might really be pissed Re NAME Oh yes and it s NAME not herpes Big difference SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote Again not remembering your herpes address NAME including bench went NUM for NUM with NUM run scored and NUM NAME yesterday NUM walks both on the bench Meanwhile NAME pitches NUM run ball for NUM innings but the CHAR s ca nt beat the Tigers NAME pitches NUM run ball for NUM innings but NAME shuts down the NAME which is why NAME was on the bench but the impotent NAME offense scores enough off of NAME for NAME to get the win on my bench NAME and NAME with good CHAR IP NAME not so much This game kills me It s a good thing NAME got a save or I might really be pissed Re To Ms Showers are Overrated Hope you re feeling better SMILEY For something that s supposed to be good for you your body certainly reacted oddly SMILEY See you tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM Mar NUM EMAIL wrote ugh oh boy I feel soooooo nausious Just had some organic whey grass shot crap from some organic store in NAME It s supposed to be really good for you but taste like ass so the whey grass maker guy kept giving me more thinking I would nt take them I can never pass up a challange so this is going to be super short or else CHAR may be ill on the computer mmm pleasent another thought about our reverse speed of light theory NAME squared Look closer CHAR Everything M NAME C COOL squared holy crap this is an incredible find CHAR ugh freaking whey grass praquehotel denesia I think that s how you spell it ooopsh ok MUST NAME NAME NAME bye bye for now NAME Re showers are bad for you I have nt showered in NUM days All the whores I tried to bring back to my hostel took NUM smell and refused to come back with me But I m touched that you only sort of want me to make love with mad whores Yeah the rest of the trip was nice but not nearly as cool without you You really are a great person to travel with I ca nt imagine the trip being nearly as fun if you did nt accompany me Things kept on happening that I knew you would find really funny and I was wishing you could be there to laugh with me Like the oldish man on the plane sitting next to me happily reading his Playboy magazine and then trying to block my view when I tried to look at it over his shoulder Or my ordeal in trying to get into NAME I ended up having to hitchhike as part of my attempt to get accross the border Or me running out of NAME when I had to pay for my hostel I needed my sugar mummy Anyway it s nice to be back home and have dedicated NAME access I agree we should write another shocker to NAME I will hold off on my response until you get back I hope your show goes well tomorrow night SMILEY Love NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote hi hi NAME sooo I hope your trip back was STUPENDOUS and you made love to mad whores in the hostel ermmm sort of it s weird not being with you now CHAR miss you is nt that redonculous NAME s response was satisfying enough but I think we need to join our resources and write another shocker bye bye for now NAME Re showers are bad for you Congrats on the show selling out does that mean that NAME made some money or were there too many comp tickets Did NAME and NAME come Did NAME get a comp ticket Of course the weather has to get nice as soon as I leave SMILEY The hitchhiking was nt as impressive as it sounds I did nt exactly stand on the side of the road with my thumb out I just asked a nice couple as they were getting into their car SMILEY I sent in my film to get developed but I m convinced that it will be the most boring roll of film in history Most of the pictures were taken halfheartedly SMILEY The weather is amazing here if you come to NAME I am definitely taking you for a punt Hope you made it back ok NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote NAME I am quite glad to hear about your showering negligance YOU HITCH HIKED wow I am both envious and impressed playboys and italian whores this is all soo much I wish I could have been there things here have been awesome actually in WARM SUNNY NAME weather FINALLY good erg but of course much of the humor and fun lost without you BUT I ve got crazy news today was NUM hell of a day CHAR woke up early to wander a bit then NAME and I went for a hike to those beautiful hills that we could see from our hotel window it was amazing now for the oddest news and the reason I am insisting on checking my email NUM day before CHAR leave the house was SOLD OUT tonight it went awesome but that s not the best news guess who was in the audience NAME NAME it was weird as hell I ll explain more lataz cause I just left from having dinner with him and his FIANCE about NUM min ago it was sooo funny I just kept laughing in my head he looked like a little boy in grown up clothing hehehe just thought you would appreciate it agh CHAR feel so ammused by this whole evening the funniest part is that CHAR felt COMPLETELY NUETRAL after NUM years I was tired and just wanted to go home hahaha I guess that s how it goes this is NUM long mofo of an email NAME who wishes you were flying back with me tomorrow CHAR Re barter agreement with prostitutes It looks like I might be coming to NAME for NAME ceder to my aunt s house I am not sure how I can phrase the question to ask if you could come as well on the ceder no no I mean to the ceder because it is so close but if you do nt want to go to NAME I can find a way to ask NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote agh internet cafe closing NOW eek just got your emails congrats on ORG write real email tomorrow NAME just wanted to find out what you were doing for NAME ceders CHAR spelled it that word wrong most likely nothing everything there was a jew sitting on the plane with me on the way back that invited me to a ceder with his family in NAME hehehe CHAR MIGHT actually do this it s probably a really bad time for me to come to NAME but if you are doing something let me know CHAR bye bye NAME Re barter agreement with prostitutes So let me explain the situation with my aunt NAME is tomorrow I was told to head down there in the afternoon to get there before sundown I m not sure which aunt s house the ceder will be at my regular aunt or a different aunt who is slightly more distantly related So the problem is that I do nt know if I know them well enough especially if the ceder is at this other aunt s house who I have nt seen for years to show up with a friend at the last minute Of course jewish religion says that you should keep your door open on NAME in case anybody assumedly poor wants to stop in For this reason they obviously could nt turn us away NAME And when you add the middle eastern culture on top of that no way can they say no However the culture is also for guests to never ask for anything So to make things EVEN more complicated my aunt thinks that she is the ultimate matchmaker and has decided that my parents have failed in finding me a woman so she has taken it upon herself to do so So apparently without my knowing she has invited a nice jewish girl to the ceder thinking that she is acting on my interests Even my grandmother was telling me on the phone about her plans Despite the fact that she only just told me and that she does understand how the world works I fear that she might be insulted if I bring a different nice jewish girl to ceder and when I get NUM glasses of wine in me I do nt trust myself to be able to keep my hands off you Talk about a scandal But despite all this my loyalties to you outweigh my fear of causing a family scandal and if you do nt want to go to NAME it s more important that you have a place to go than me to worry about insulting my family So please let me know your plans SMILEY Sorry about all this complication SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote hmmmm well im not incredibly keen on going to NAME although it would be funny and I did want to see the place CHAR may go for NUM of the nights I do nt know yet I m feeling like not travelling for a couple days would it be awkward if CHAR came to your aunts house I would nt want to go if you would feel weird you know but otherwise I think I would hmm so NAME give me a call today and we can discuss CHAR need to get back this NAME family either way oh and NAME did not get a comp ticket I did nt even know if he was at the show or not until afterwards we sold less tickets then there were people so this means that lots of comp tickets were used hopefully press but who knows either way NAME struck even this is good but means no under the table money for NAME even NUM NAME would have been nice so I could feel the rush of law breaking CHAR oh well I guess next time CHAR perform in eastern NAME heehee NAME Question Hey NAME I m coming to ORG in the fall I ca nt wait to start SMILEY NAME question for you you were telling me before when I was visiting ORG where the good places to live was for computer science graduate students NAME NAME NAME NAME or NAME NAME but I ca nt remember what your advice was Was it NAME that you were saying was best Thanks NAME Re Question Thanks NAME your advice is helpful as usual SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m happy to hear that you re coming You should choose the dorms as follows NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME you need your own furniture NUM NAME NUM NAME There s some more info at the following location WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I m coming to ORG in the fall I ca nt wait to start SMILEY NAME question for you you were telling me before when I was visiting ORG where the good places to live was for computer science graduate students NAME NAME NAME NAME or NAME NAME but I ca nt remember what your advice was Was it NAME that you were saying was best Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory for Computer Science ORG WEBSITE travel reimbursement Fwd Do you have the cc bill CHAR CHAR NAME Accounting is asking for proof of payment for your Double tree stay If you paid using a credit card you can submit your statement If you choose to do this cross out the card number before you send it to me You can fax this NUM NUM or send it snail mail NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME CA NUM Re guests books scare me I m highly disappointed that you were unable to sign my guestbook I expect it will be the first place you go next time a witticism enters your mind SMILEY I have exams on the rd so it probably is nt an ideal time for you to come up because I have left so many little chores left to do for after my exams But if you wanted to come up in the evening and help cook the last NAME dinner you would be more than welcome SMILEY But it does nt really make sense if you have to go back on the th anyway you would nt be able to go for a punt I doubt I could spend more than a couple of days in NAME before coming back to NAME I m not sure what my obligations here will be yet Perhaps is makes sense for you to come back to NAME when I do As far as the th or th that s really your call The longer you are here the better in my mind but I do nt want to keep you from your family Wait I just remembered it looks like I will be coming out of retirement on Wednesday night for NUM final NAME game I do nt know if that is added incentive or not for you to come and the game still might not happen Anyway I better get back to studying NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote hey NAME so I was THIS close to signing your guest book The screen was open I had even begun to write a message when CHAR closed the screen and squealed with fear I am not feeling clever enough presently I think I m afraid of your guestbook Just wanted to let you know that I tried CHAR Next time When CHAR return with more strength and courage I hope studying is going well and you are not being too distracted Went to NAME yesterday and NAME was very cool I m still trying to figure out whether or not to leave on the th or th This is where I need your help Do nt think about it too hard but what would your game plan be after the tests are over I MAY have to be in NAME on the th from pm helping NAME with auditions But besides that I m a free gal Should I come to NAME on the rd When you come back to NAME would you stay until I leave that would be NUM days I think depending on when I leave Or do you have to get back I d love to spend the time with you but DO NOT feel pressured if you have work to do hmm Yeah do nt rack your brain about this now but could you give me a rough idea so I know what s happening OH NAME one more thing so CHAR talked to NAME the other night older broseph he told me that NAME NAME was mad hitting on him and they actually were dating VERY briefly meaning they made out and stuff a few times He said that she was too skinny and seemed very insecure and it creeped him out so he broke it off with her found this interesting because it s SUCH a small world alrighties good reading wishes NAME Re guests books scare me Hopefully you ll still on email now SMILEY If not I ll text you All I meant was that I would come to NAME first for my cousins party and also to meet your fictional friends maybe spend the night and then you could come back with me NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote hmm CHAR CHAR confused by your email what do you mean when you say CHAR come back to NAME with you are nt you there now gadzooks you live a double life id love to see a korball game ermmmmmm hm NAME explain CHAR prob wo nt check my email again tonight so maybe text me or something later I can call you back because I think you ve spent more on the vodophoneorange mumbo jumbo I just really wanna figure out my plans until CHAR leave okay tootles for now NAME Re guests books scare me Tomorrow night is the eighth day of NAME so I wo nt be breaking bread do you do NUM days I should warn you that I will be quite drained by tomorrow night as these exams are taking a lot out of me NAME back to studying first day of exams went ok today NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote hi hi I just quickly signed on email from NAME s comp last night so I did nt get your email till today but NAME I do nt think I would want to come back to NAME with you on the NUM because CHAR leave on the th it s been finalized my ticket is for NAME April th BUT I m thinking that I will come tomorrow night and break the NAME with you that s still ok right NAME does nt NEED me on the th I told her today that I would see and maybe just come for part of her auditions I ve gotta run cause I m late but I just wanted to give you a heads up alrighties I ve give you a hollar tonight and sort stuff out NAME travel reimbursement Fwd Dad Did you get this when I sent this to you before NAME NAME Accounting is asking for proof of payment for your Double tree stay If you paid using a credit card you can submit your statement If you choose to do this cross out the card number before you send it to me You can fax this NUM NUM or send it snail mail NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME CA NUM Re admission offer NAME I m sorry that you did nt hear anything from me I sent an email to Dr NAME and I guess he did nt forward it on In the end I chose to enroll in the PhD program at ORG for next year Thank you very much for admitting me It was a very difficult decision but in the end I felt ORG was a better choice Sorry again for not sending back the official documentation NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re travel reimbursement Hi Ms NAME I called up the NAME Hotel to ask them to fax some proof that I stayed there They said that the system was down for now but they would fax this information over later today The reason why I think I will need this as well is that I used my father s credit card to pay for the hotel because I was afraid I would go over my credit allowance using my credit card so the credit card bill will have my father s name on it I have attached the printerfriendly version of the credit card bill with this email the date of payment is NAME th hopefully this with the NAME proof plus the NAME receipt that I will reattach with this email which has my name on it will be enough Sorry for the delay in response I have just had exams this week so things have been a little stressful NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Accounting is asking for proof of payment for your Double tree stay If you paid using a credit card you can submit your statement If you choose to do this cross out the card number before you send it to me You can fax this NUM NUM or send it snail mail NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME CA NUM Re Your luck That absolutely was unlucky I got back from the train station at NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME exactly when NAME game started NAME and I waited at the station NUM minutes for the next train had the next train been just a few minutes earlier NAME would have been in my lineup Anyway I am just responding to your other email now And I would nt exactly call NAME and NAME going on the NAME as NAME Why did you send this one to this account NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote I ca nt believe your luck Faced with a roster crunch when NUM guys come off the NAME NUM more guys almost immediately go on the NAME allowing you to keep everyone As opposed to my luck NAME gets hurt and ca nt play in my lineup but rather than NAME him they decide to make him a pinch hitter so he spends weeks doing me absolutely no good and I ca nt even pick up a player NAME At least I did nt leave NUM NAME a CHAR NUM shutout innings and NUM NAME on my bench But that had nothing to do with luck Re travel reimbursement I actually asked NAME to send the fax directly to you with your attention since I do nt have a fax machine Please let me know if they do nt send it along today and I ll call them up again to repeat the request NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote When you receive a fax from NAME let me know Our fax number is NUM Thanks for responding I hope your exams went well At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Ms NAME I called up the NAME Hotel to ask them to fax some proof that I stayed there They said that the system was down for now but they would fax this information over later today The reason why I think I will need this as well is that I used my father s credit card to pay for the hotel because I was afraid I would go over my credit allowance using my credit card so the credit card bill will have my father s name on it I have attached the printerfriendly version of the credit card bill with this email the date of payment is NAME th hopefully this with the NAME proof plus the NAME receipt that I will reattach with this email which has my name on it will be enough Sorry for the delay in response I have just had exams this week so things have been a little stressful NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Accounting is asking for proof of payment for your Double tree stay If you paid using a credit card you can submit your statement If you choose to do this cross out the card number before you send it to me You can fax this NUM NUM or send it snail mail NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME CA NUM Re Question Hey NAME I finally got around to registering for the housing lottery SMILEY NAME NAME definitely looks like the best but why did you rank NAME above Tang Is one closer to the NAME offices than the other NAME all is well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m happy to hear that you re coming You should choose the dorms as follows NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME you need your own furniture NUM NAME NUM NAME There s some more info at the following location WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I m coming to ORG in the fall I ca nt wait to start SMILEY NAME question for you you were telling me before when I was visiting ORG where the good places to live was for computer science graduate students NAME NAME NAME NAME or NAME NAME but I ca nt remember what your advice was Was it NAME that you were saying was best Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory for Computer Science ORG WEBSITE ORG housing Your confimation code is NUM Please save this code in case you need to edit your preferences or withdraw from the assignment process You may return to WEBSITE change your preferences or even withdraw altogether as many times as you like until the process closes on May th NUM Re S That really is sad NAME should be fired for how he used him last year and he was nt that careful with him this year either This whole incident was so predictible By the way my pickup of NAME was before you sent me that email Talked to NAME tonight Got some doctor advice on what I was saying NAME was commenting on before I still refuse to discuss this over email plus you will no doubt give me as much sh CHAR as NAME has been giving me Meanwhile NAME has a potential boyfriend hopefully that will work out for her I hear you ll be going to Buffalo in September for the Pats game I do nt think I ll be able to go as that is right when ORG will be starting Anyway way past my bedtime More later NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Just when it could nt get worse WEBSITE Summeries Hi NAME I am writing to let you know that I cannot give you back your summeries for the last NUM papers NAME Implementing Data Cubes Efficiently and NAME because the first paragraph of your summery sometimes more is identical to the first paragraph in each of these papers It was announced in class on the newsgroup and on the website that this was not allowed so by rule these summeries will not appear in the folder that you get when you take the final exam Please let me know if you have any questions NAME NAME Sets Hi Professor NAME In order to study for the final for NAME I think we need to get the solutions for NAME on the webpage as soon as possible While I have the answers to the decision support questions I do not have them for the security and benchmarking questions When are you getting back from the NAME meetings Should I ask NAME to let me into your office again to get them Also there is a question on the newsgroup on getting NAME back Is there any need to get it back before the final or on the final NAME says he does not have much time right now to grade it and I would not have a problem holding the problem sets and giving them to students who want them after they are done being graded Would it be ok with you if we do not hand back NAME in class NAME NAME You asked me to send you an email to remind you to check the warrentee on NAME formerly known as NAME NAME Today Hi NAME NAME and Ming I was wondering if any of you were planning on coming in today to NAME and will be there at around lunch time Turns out that my key card was inactivated probably because I graduated so although I can get into my office I ca nt get into NAME If you are planning on coming in please let me know I would like to come in as well and do some last minute printouts before leaving for NAME at NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Re leaving time I need to work NUM hours today so NUM is a little early I got here at NUM NUM Why do nt you come to NAME since we are eating Indian NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME we and you need to leave early today to take meme out for dinner she ca nt eat as late as NUM NUM cause it can give her indigestion so please can you catch an earlier train say one around NUM pm thanks CHAR CHAR NAME the software development company NUM NAME Road NAME MA NUM NAME NAME Hi Attached with this email is a file with NAME code NAME and pseudocode implentation The NAME and pseudocode is separated into server side c code for box execution and client side NAME code for what the NAME calls when boxes predicates and functions are created For the meeting at NUM NUM tomorrow the NAME group will go over the first part of the document design issues and the client side NAME and pseudocode If you can please print out and briefly look over the attached file before tomorrow s meeting so that it will be easier to discuss as a group NAME Re leaving time I ll be on the way On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME mum liked the soup in NAME so we are going to framingham Please make up the hours some other day Sorry for the inconvenience Please let me know what time train you are catching Thanks CHAR CHAR I need to work NUM hours today so NUM is a little early I got here at NUM NUM Why do nt you come to NAME since we are eating Indian NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME we and you need to leave early today to take meme out for dinner she ca nt eat as late as NUM NUM cause it can give her indigestion so please can you catch an earlier train say one around NUM NUM pm thanks CHAR CHAR NAME the software development company NUM NAME Road NAME MA NUM Re NAME NAME I should add the attached file was just a proposal for the NAME not the final version I m sure tomorrow s discussion will generate many more issues NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Attached with this email is a file with NAME code NAME and pseudocode implentation The NAME and pseudocode is separated into server side c code for box execution and client side NAME code for what the NAME calls when boxes predicates and functions are created For the meeting at NUM NUM tomorrow the NAME group will go over the first part of the document design issues and the client side NAME and pseudocode If you can please print out and briefly look over the attached file before tomorrow s meeting so that it will be easier to discuss as a group NAME Re Full Count league NAME NAME Proposed NAME I m not really interested in anyone else besides maybe NAME but I m not willing to pay a lot for a closer NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME NAME and NAME are not available If we do end up agreeing on a trade involving NAME I am not interested in NAME Who else are you interested in besides Shilling NAME EMAIL wrote NAME Proposed by NAME So Dotes Transaction NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM PM NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME CHAR to NAME NAME So NAME NAME NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME NAME Out to NAME NAME Bullets NAME NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME Jr NAME to NAME NAME Bullets NAME To accept or decline the proposed trade please go to the Trade Desk under the NAME Received from League section Click on either accept or decline You can also send a message to the other owner from the read send message link WEBSITE Do You NAME NAME NAME NAME Dial st Month Free unlimited access Update Hi Professor NAME PERSISTENT OBJECTS IN C We spent quite some time trying to get NAME going it comes with an example but we tried everything we could and it just would nt compile The errors seem to stem from the fact that their code is written for NAME c compilers there is also no good indication that the community out there even uses NAME although it did spawn into implementations for NAME and NAME which are used So we tried our luck compiling on machines at NAME on NAME some linux boxes and over there the problem was that NAME is nt installed yet SMILEY We emailed NAME to find out if there was any machine with berkeleydb libraries and we also gave him the info on how to try to compile NAME so he can find out too whats to blame old code or us Thus at this point we have no implemented solution NUM way would be to do it ourselves where our object store will be berkeleydb iot CHAR do a simple NAME just for berkeleydb We may even get inspired by the NAME NAME NAME although his code is REALLY obfuscated Unless soon NAME starts working Over to NAME now NAME NAME and I did some research on recursive decent parsers during the day and we started to write some pseudocode for how to write a recursivedecent parser from the grammer Some issues came up First we think that while the grammer is adequate for the clientside it might not work for serverside because of type reeasons for instance we think that maybe there should be separate operators for int float etc Without modification of the grammer we were not sure how we could apply the recursive decent paradigm to the current grammer and class declarations because context becomes important so we ca nt simply parse from lefttoright Anyway NAME and I were wondering if you had time to meet tomorrow to discuss both the parser and the persistent object situation NAME and NAME Re Our table schema specification and other notes In writing some pseudocode for the serverside parser the box group were wondering if some slight modifications could be made to what the NAME group writes to the database There are NUM changes NUM Instead of having type information stored in the database separately from the Predicate Function string we were wondering if the Predicate Function modifier strings contain this information directly In other words instead of writing age NUM to the database we would prefer CHAR NUM NUM NUM gets written where CHAR stands for integer CHAR for float CHAR for string etc NUM stands for the offset within the tuple string and NUM stands for the size number of characters of that attribute In this way we do nt have to read from the database more than once just to get the original sting which would save time when parsing NUM If the type of a constant is a float we were hoping it would be wriiten to the database string with a decimal point Thus if the user wrote price NUM it would be written as CHAR NUM NUM NUM notice the NUM added to the NUM Please let us know if these changes are possible Thanks NAME Re Being social NAME idea I ve been before and I definitely recommend it I can go either date Where does NUM get these for coupons NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote So it s becoming clear to me that I need to schedule a social event this summer or else we ll end up not having one So my proposal is for all of us to attend the Improv Asylum in the NAME NAME some night to see some funny improvisation I ve heard great things about this group Tickets will be on me though I will ask NUM NUM of you to bring NUM for NUM coupons to keep my expenses down I did hire a lot of people this summer SMILEY And pizza beforehand at NAME NAME sounds like it s called for also Coupons for the main performing group are good for shows on NAME nights at NUM so I propose we go either August NUM or August NUM provided that tix are available So please let me know NAME NUM If you d like to go and NUM Which night you d prefer NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor NAME Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Re Our table schema specification and other notes I do nt think this is a problem If price needs to be float then the NAME people will have already figured that out and will have put CHAR NUM NUM into the database The evaluate method of the operator will cast the int into a float without any problem However NAME s original question is a little more troublesome I think the best solution is to add fractions into the grammer so that NUM and NUM NUM will both be recognized as a float NAME adding the fraction to the grammer make it not NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote This is a good point What should these guys be doing when what needs to be coerced is an attribute rather than a constant ie price needs to be coerced from int to float As for the second suggestion I wonder if just having constants as users specify would be good enough For example when you are given price NUM what do you think is the ultimate form for the expression Do you want to have NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM If you like to have that thing I should evaluate optimize subexpressions whenever they are evaluatable eg NUM NUM NUM NUM If you do nt want it NUM and NUM must be still regarded as integers for the result to be NUM rather than NUM Let me know what you like to have Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote In writing some pseudocode for the serverside parser the box group were wondering if some slight modifications could be made to what the NAME group writes to the database There are NUM changes NUM Instead of having type information stored in the database separately from the Predicate Function string we were wondering if the Predicate Function modifier strings contain this information directly In other words instead of writing age NUM to the database we would prefer CHAR NUM NUM NUM gets written where CHAR stands for integer CHAR for float CHAR for string etc NUM stands for the offset within the tuple string and NUM stands for the size number of characters of that attribute In this way we do nt have to read from the database more than once just to get the original sting which would save time when parsing NUM If the type of a constant is a float we were hoping it would be wriiten to the database string with a decimal point Thus if the user wrote price NUM it would be written as CHAR NUM NUM NUM notice the NUM added to the NUM Please let us know if these changes are possible Thanks NAME Re representation new IntAddFunction new FuncExt new Constant On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote how will something like CHAR be written in Predicates and Expressions I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NUM Followup on previous email re ssh public key Fwd NAME are you sure you are using ssh if you are using NAME you must indicate you wish to use version NUM of the protocol since the key you have is an ssh key you can do this with the command ssh NUM machine name tell me if it works if this does nt apply please tell me what the problem appears to be NAME pseudocode The pseudocode for the grammar will be complete by about NUM NUM Some issues have come up that might need discussion NUM Lexical analysis of timestamps NUM When to cast to integers floats NUM NAME of IDENTs Would you like to meet today to go over the pseudocode and discuss the above issues or would you rather I just begin coding at NUM NUM and I can send you the code and discuss the issues over email or in a meeting tomorrow NAME Re your mail Yes there is one at NUM NUM The only restirction is that I have a meeting with NAME later on this afternoon I think I will be out at NUM NUM is that ok with you NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote There s no word from NAME either here or at home I m glad we did nt get a fourth Let s just play I need to be home a little early and we should watch for storms Can you find an earlier train NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE Re NAME method Hey NAME Sorry for the delay in response we lost power for a while due to the thunder storm No it should be SPred or else the grammer will not be NAME You can still have more AND OR or NOT statements just put them in the right side We do nt need exceptions because according to NAME we do nt anticipate any errors Let s talk when you get in tomorrow I should be in earlier than you to see where we are and should be done from here NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote in the NOT AND OR why is left called with NAME and right NAME I think both should be NAME because they may have tree may have more AND OR NOT statements Also what kind of exception do you want to use to signal a nonpredicate token Re changes In answer to your question below is PLUS is MINUS is TIMES and is DIVIDE according to the token names that I return from NAME so they should be added to your ennumeration You already have and as NAME and NAME in your enumeration NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I made some minor changes and here they are as NUM wrap up today ExprInfo for NAME NAME for nexttoken NUM for NAME in NAME NUM for NAME NUM NAME for NAME NAME in enumeration and methods MakeIdent for NAME NAME for the errors thrown This is the token enumeration that I have right now enum token IDENT NAME NAME FLOAT STRING TIMESTAMP NAME AND NOT OR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NE I am not sure how to write and others if I missed any NAME Re Our table schema specification and other notes Hi NAME Thanks for your email In response to your comments NUM I agree the port number should probably be part of the identifier representation although I have not thought about the evaluate method of the join box yet right now all evaluate methods take just NUM tuple NUM If a fraction is given by the user like NUM NUM just keep the NUM NUM in the string that is written to the database we will convert this to a float later It is just for the cases like NUM that should be a float because it is being added to an attribute that is a float which we wo nt know on the server side that we would like the NUM to be added to make NUM This way we know to parse it as a float NUM more question how are you representing timestamps I want to make sure that we parse them in the right way Also I want to make sure that string constants in the database will be surrounded by quote marks Is this how you do it NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Basically I guess we would not have any serous problems with the changes you wanted to make However for the first one we should have one more component that identifies the input port that the tuples are coming through Note that we may have binary boxes For example in NUM CHAR NUM NUM the first component NUM says that the identifier is an attribute of the composite type assigned to the first input port Even though we do nt need that thing for unary boxes I prefer to use the convention even for unary boxes Otherwise we should apply different parsing rules depending on the context whther the current box is unary or binary But it s a very minor issue As for the second suggestion I wonder if just having constants as users specify would be good enough For example when you are given price NUM what do you think is the ultimate form for the expression Do you want to have NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM If you like to have that thing I should evaluate optimize subexpressions whenever they are evaluatable eg NUM NUM NUM NUM If you do nt want it NUM and NUM must be still regarded as integers for the result to be NUM rather than NUM Let me know what you like to have Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote In writing some pseudocode for the serverside parser the box group were wondering if some slight modifications could be made to what the NAME group writes to the database There are NUM changes NUM Instead of having type information stored in the database separately from the Predicate Function string we were wondering if the Predicate Function modifier strings contain this information directly In other words instead of writing age NUM to the database we would prefer CHAR NUM NUM NUM gets written where CHAR stands for integer CHAR for float CHAR for string etc NUM stands for the offset within the tuple string and NUM stands for the size number of characters of that attribute In this way we do nt have to read from the database more than once just to get the original sting which would save time when parsing NUM If the type of a constant is a float we were hoping it would be wriiten to the database string with a decimal point Thus if the user wrote price NUM it would be written as CHAR NUM NUM NUM notice the NUM added to the NUM Please let us know if these changes are possible Thanks NAME Re NAME NUM Followup on previous email re ssh public key Hi NAME It did nt work for me see the error message below By the way NAME NAME and NAME NAME who used to be able to log in from NAME now ca nt login We are trying to login to arielcs Thanks NAME NAME NAME major versions differ NUM vs NUM NAME WEBSITE NAME to the list of known hosts Permission denied publickey keyboardinteractive hostbased NAME WEBSITE NAME protocols NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME configuration data etc ssh sshconfig NAME Applying options for NAME Seeding random number generator NAME NAME NAME disabled originating port will not be trusted debug restoreuid NAME sshconnect getuid NUM geteuid NUM anon NUM WEBSITE port NUM debug temporarilyuseuid NUM NUM e NAME restoreuid NAME temporarilyuseuid NUM NUM e NAME restoreuid NAME Connection established NAME read NAME private key done type NAME NAME read NAME private key done type NAME NAME identity file home dna ssh identity type NUM debug identity file home dna ssh idrsa type NUM debug identity file home dna ssh iddsa type NUM debug Remote protocol version NUM remote software version WEBSITEwoody WEBSITEwoody NAME OpenSSH Enabling compatibility mode for protocol NUM WEBSITE debug NAME sent NAME NAME received NAME kexparsekexinit diffiehellmangroupexchangesha diffiehellmangroupsha NAME kexparsekexinit sshrsa sshdss NAME kexparsekexinit liuse debug kexparsekexinit liuse debug kexparsekexinit NAME NAME key in NAME send NAME NAME serviceaccept sshuserauth NAME got NAME NAME authentications that can continue publickey keyboardinteractive hostbased NAME start over passed a different list publickey keyboardinteractive hostbased NAME preferred publickey keyboardinteractive password NAME authmethodlookup publickey NAME remaining preferred keyboardinteractive password NAME authmethodisenabled publickey NAME next auth method to try is publickey NAME try privkey home dna ssh idrsa NAME no such identity home dna ssh idrsa NAME try privkey home dna ssh iddsa NAME no such identity home dna ssh iddsa NAME we did not send a packet disable method NAME authmethodlookup keyboardinteractive NAME remaining preferred password NAME authmethodisenabled keyboardinteractive NAME next auth method to try is keyboardinteractive NAME userauthkbdint NAME we sent a keyboardinteractive packet wait for reply NAME authentications that can continue publickey keyboardinteractive hostbased NAME userauthkbdint disable no inforeqseen NAME we did not send a packet disable method NAME no more auth methods to try Permission denied publickey keyboardinteractive hostbased NAME Calling cleanup xb x EMAIL dna On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME via NAME wrote NAME are you sure you are using NAME if you are using NAME you must indicate you wish to use version NUM of the protocol since the key you have is an ssh key you can do this with the command ssh NUM machine name tell me if it works if this does nt apply please tell me what the problem appears to be NAME Re enumeration Sure SMILEY On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote how is the enumerated as COMMA On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote In answer to your question below is PLUS is MINUS is TIMES and is DIVIDE according to the token names that I return from NAME so they should be added to your ennumeration You already have and as NAME and NAME in your enumeration NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME I made some minor changes and here they are as NUM wrap up today ExprInfo for NAME NAME for nexttoken NUM for NAME in NAME NUM for NAME NUM NAME for NAME NAME in enumeration and methods MakeIdent for makeIdent NAME for the errors thrown This is the token enumeration that I have right now enum token IDENT NAME NAME FLOAT STRING TIMESTAMP NAME AND NOT OR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NE I am not sure how to write and others if I missed any NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Our table schema specification and other notes NUM more question If string constants begin and end with then will real occurances of the be escaped Will there be any other escape charaters that can be written out NAME Re NAME I think we should change Expr CHAR and the Expr class back to Expression Any reason not to NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote There is a method Expr which will have to be changed to something else because it clashes with the class Expr NAME Any idea what an appropriate name would be for it NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME Sorry but I think that makes the most sense NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote that is possible but the only thing is to go through each C and NAME file to change it On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think we should change Expr CHAR and the Expr class back to Expression Any reason not to NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote There is a method Expr which will have to be changed to something else because it clashes with the class Expr NAME Any idea what an appropriate name would be for it NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Our table schema specification and other notes Hi NAME Let me rephrase my question about the quotation marks If we stick with the NAME standard and have quote marks as delimiters of the string then the parser can recogize the string when it sees the first quotation mark and can continue to read in the string until is sees the second quotation mark However if a quotation mark is found in the middle of the string like an apostrophe the parser is thrown off I think there are NUM solutions to this problem Either NUM we use a delimiter that is not allowed to be in the string if it is a single quotation mark then we are disallowing apostrophes or NUM an escape character is inserted before the delimiter if it occurs in the middle of the string Let me know which of the above options you prefer NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for you email In response to your questions NUM more question how are you representing timestamps I want to make sure that we parse them in the right way I did nt decide what to do for timestamps As we decided in the previous meeting I guess long is good enough for representing timestamps In NAME long values are used to represent times in milliseconds since January NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME However I do nt know what convention s best to represent timestamp constants There would be very many ways By the way do you want to capture physical times eg January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME or logical times some numbers just keeping time precedence or causal relationships Also I want to make sure that string constants in the database will be surrounded by quote marks Is this how you do it Yes I think we should follow the conventional sql formats So I prefer to make string constants surrouneded by the quote mark NUM more question If string constants begin and end with then will real occurances of the be escaped Will there be any other escape charaters that can be written out I am sorry I do nt quite understand what the question is I am just wondring if and are regarded as the same thing in strings If I am right I will use for strings and only for char constants Just refer to the following code string NAME s NAME attr aaa NAME attr aaa cout s endl s endl cout Are s and s same cout s s yes no endl cout Is the th character in s cout s NUM yes no endl The answers to the questions are yes Thanks NAME Re Being social Do we still need to bring the coupons If so we should probably pair up somehow NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote OK I ve bought NUM tickets for the August NUM show in the NAME NAME We need to be there by NUM NUM on the night of the show but I figure that we can meet up even earlier to have pizza at NAME NAME which I ve been told has the best pizza in the city Note all of you need to bring your student NAME s to the show As the date approaches I ll mail everyone with a time and place to meet NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote So it s becoming clear to me that I need to schedule a social event this summer or else we ll end up not having one So my proposal is for all of us to attend the Improv Asylum in the NAME NAME some night to see some funny improvisation I ve heard great things about this group Tickets will be on me though I will ask NUM NUM of you to bring NUM for NUM coupons to keep my expenses down I did hire a lot of people this summer SMILEY And pizza beforehand at NAME NAME sounds like it s called for also Coupons for the main performing group are good for shows on NAME nights at NUM so I propose we go either August NUM or August NUM provided that tix are available So please let me know NAME NUM If you d like to go and NUM Which night you d prefer NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Re your mail How is NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No word from NAME so we can play if you like As I said I need to limit play to an hour and leave between NUM NUM and NUM NUM If that s OK let me know By the way are you still committed to Providence tomorrow NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have successfully integrated and tested the parser and Predicate Expression objects We are ready for integration with NAME and the rest of NAME NAME and NAME Re schema changes and addendas I do nt think we the box people need any of this information As long as you the NAME people store Predicate and Expression strings with identifiers as NUM CHAR NUM NUM we wo nt be needing tuple descriptors NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote couple issues here For the table TypeField we d like to remove the attribute offset and add an attribute size of type int since the offset may be inferred from the size How so If the attribute is the third one appearing in the tuple how could we use its size to determine its offset We d need the sizes of the previous attributes also no We NAME guys do not mind having the offset column in the table However assume that you are creating a NAME as in your spec Then I guess you would visit the CompositeType table first and then scan all the records in the TypeField table such that NAME NAME While doing so I think you can accumulatively compute the correct offsets for the attirbutes and reflect those in the NAME Conclusively if you from time to time need to access the TypeField table for individual attributes regardless of TupleDescriptors you constructed I guess we definitely need to have the offset field in the table But if TupleDescriptors are good enough I am doubtful if we still need the offset column in the table Please let me know what you think Thanks NAME NAME Re your mail I sent NAME an email last night asking him if he needed a sub for tomorrow and that I was available to play next week The danger of you signing up would be that he might sign me up to play next week separately I will let you know if I hear from him tomorrow I did not get an email yet today NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I will not be playing tennis NEXT Thursday NUM July If you are reticent about calling NAME I can sign up and you can sub for me then NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE today Hi NAME I will be in today at about NUM NUM I hope this is not too late NAME Re restrean box It has just NUM input port NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote does this box have NUM input ports or one just making sure NAME Question Hi NAME We were wondering if you had some sample tuples that we could use to test our code works with this new tuple representation NAME Re your mail I am wearing a black tshirt so I will look a little funny but I can play SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote There s an opening in today s tennis can you play NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE Re your mail It s still NUM NUM right NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote we wo nt look NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I am wearing a black tshirt so I will look a little funny but I can play SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote There s an opening in today s tennis can you play NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE Re your mail Yes On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I forgot to ask Can you play tomorrow at NUM also NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE Re C Catalog Manager In response to NUM that is exactly how the parser works It takes a string and returns the NAME object As you asked the code is attached with this email Did you ever get around to rewriting attribute extracts in the Predicate Expression string as NUM CHAR NUM NUM where the size and offsets are now compatable with the new way of looking at tuples NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hello At last I finished rewriting C catalogrelated classes and now they seem to be working fine Basically what I did includes NUM In the current table schemas as we decided to store box modfiers eg predicates for filters as strings in a sleepycat table NAME it looked desirable to have some classes that enable me to store variablelength strings as table columns easily Besides as the strings in the NAME were serialized using NAME s NAME and NAME s NAME methods I thought it would be better to write my own DataInputStream and DataOutputStream classes in C Now my classes are compatible with the NAME classes for NAME NUM In the previous code the tablerelated classes written in C were quite different from those in the NAME I reorganized the C classes and methods so that they look very similar to the NAME counterparts NUM I found a relatively nice automatic documentation tool for C called kdoc and added comments in all of my header files In order to see the NAME refer to catalogmgr NAME indexhtml after unzip the attached NUM I wrote a class called CatalogManager whose load method reads from the sleepycat tables and returns a QueryNetwork object The QueryNetwork object has boxes arcs applications and input streams source streams as it did before NUM All the table files in catalog NUM in the attached were generated using the newest NAME program In order to see how my code reads from them WEBSITE NUM I subclassed FilterBox from NAME When a FilterBox object is being instantiated it takes the userspecified box modifier string as a parameter If think the modifier should be parsed into a Predicate object a parse tree somehow I made a room fomr this in the FilterBox class I think we should reach an agreement about how to combine the parser box and scheduler as soon as possible Then I will work on that for other boxes as well NUM I guess it would be nice if I can see how the C parser is written Can I take a look at it Your questions and comments are very welcome Thank you NAME Re C Catalog Manager Hi NAME Thanks for the update We used some sample tuples to test our code and we came to a more exact definition of offset and size We defined offset as the number of characters into the char that the attribute begins counting from NUM Since right now sizeof NAME is NUM byte so you can just calculate the offset by doing sizeof att for all the attributes before it For instance if the the tuple description is float int float and we are trying to calculate the second float attribute then the offset would be sizeof float sizeof int and the size would be sizeof float so the string that is written to the database is NUM CHAR CHAR CHAR where CHAR is the string representation of the offset calc and CHAR is the string representation of the size calc But to be safe it is probably safer to divide by sizeof NAME in case its size is more than NUM byte on different systems So the above offset would be sizeof int sizeof float sizeof NAME and similarly for the size Obviously strings have to be dealt with separately Its size has to be looked up in the tuple description Also according to NAME we ca nt assume that strings end with NUM in the tuples but I do nt think that should affect your calculations at all Let me know if I can be of any help NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME In response to NUM that is exactly how the parser works It takes a string and returns the NAME object As you asked the code is attached with this email Did you ever get around to rewriting attribute extracts in the Predicate Expression string as NUM CHAR NUM NUM where the size and offsets are now compatable with the new way of looking at tuples NAME I am sorry I did nt do that yet I have been busy doing the C sleepycatrelated classes I think I can do that by today I am sorry for the delay NAME Question NAME Did you test the code Is it safe to integrate Do you have the NAME that you used to test so I can see what has already been tested and what else I need to test NAME Re integration OK let us know when you want us to come to Providence Our code is tested and ready to integrate even with the new tuple representation or rather your old tuple representation We also coded a groupby box so if the NAME people are ready on Monday we can integrate that as well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey all Looks like I will not be able to finish integrating the catalog api into the scheduler by sunday So let s plan on doing integration on Monday I ll have a better idea about timing for monday on sunday Have a great weekend NAME Re Pseudocode On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME all I ve been finishing up my work on rewriting Select Map and I have some questions for you NUM Currently NAME NAME int is a member of the MapBox class It takes a function and the index of that function and stores that function into funcs My confusion arises from the fact that Expr func is not stored in the MapBox Should nt this be one of the parameters that is stored in the catalog and then put into the NAME Then when the box is actually run the function will be set ie the Expressions will be set into Functions Where do you think that I am getting this value I do nt think I understand your question A Function is an Expression and should be stored in the Map box The reason why we did nt have it being set in the constructor is that this way the box can be constructed separately from parsing the Expressions Functions The NAME can be created and then for each Function stored in the database it can be parsed and then set in the Map NAME by using the NAME method NUM Also it says that NAME returns tuple whereas it was previously returning NAME which gave more information about what was being returned and what needed to be left on the queue etc Did you remove this on purpose and if so how is the loss of information being handled I think this change coincided with the fact that we were nt going recreate the box each time it was scheduled so we do nt have to return the stored tuples and other information But now it seems like people are leaning back to that old idea so we would have to indeed return NAME I guess for now let s keep it as NAME and then have a discussion when we have time about how we want to do this NUM Have you guys checked in your code somewhere so that I can verify that I can compile against it I did nt see it in the NAME area We are still having trouble getting into NAME and so have not checked in our code See you soon NAME That s all NAME the weekend is treating you all well I will not be available to meet Monday after NUM pm ie I need to be in NAME for about NUM NUM but can meet in the morning or early afternoon I will be available all day on Tuesday though NAME Re Question NAME I think when we were at NAME on Wednesday I gave you some papers to hold on our way out on our way to the restaurant Do you still have them One of them is very important it has NAME s signature so I can get paid NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Sorry for the late reply I did test the code with a few different predicates and tuple descriptions I cannot say that all the predicates and functions were tested But I did try different combinations etc In the end I left the NAME file as it was when we worked with NAME Sorry about that I did not think about leaving it as it was when I was done I might get to some more testing if I get time tomorrow See you on Monday And this is a great job that you have done NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Did you test the code Is it safe to integrate Do you have the NAME that you used to test so I can see what has already been tested and what else I need to test NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Question No idea I will send out an email NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote yes I have all those papers and the one you want is also there I will give it to you tomorrow NAME any idea when we might go to NAME tomorrow NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I think when we were at NAME on Wednesday I gave you some papers to hold on our way out on our way to the restaurant Do you still have them One of them is very important it has NAME s signature so I can get paid NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Sorry for the late reply I did test the code with a few different predicates and tuple descriptions I cannot say that all the predicates and functions were tested But I did try different combinations etc In the end I left the NAME file as it was when we worked with NAME Sorry about that I did not think about leaving it as it was when I was done I might get to some more testing if I get time tomorrow See you on Monday And this is a great job that you have done NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Did you test the code Is it safe to integrate Do you have the NAME that you used to test so I can see what has already been tested and what else I need to test NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re integration NAME Any sense for the timing of integration yet The NAME people are all carpooling so we need to figure out when to get together NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey all Looks like I will not be able to finish integrating the catalog api into the scheduler by sunday So let s plan on doing integration on Monday I ll have a better idea about timing for monday on sunday Have a great weekend NAME Tennis this week Hi NAME CHAR looks like I will be in Providence this week on Tuesday and Friday so that means I could play tomorrow if you still have a game organized NAME Re integration Fwd NAME I do nt think this email made it your way it looks like Tuesday is integration day I guess for tomorrow we should CHAR continue to test our code CHAR see if we can move our stuff from NAME to NAME and see how far we can integrate into their code without the help of NAME et NAME CHAR start to think about the tumble operator unless NAME objects NAME Hi NAME I m still working on getting the catalogs to work with the runtime system I m hoping that I ll have it working by tomorrow afternoon I think we should plan for doing the integration on Tuesday If I am done tomorrow afternoon we can start tomorrow evening with the NAME folks in NAME and us down here and all of us communicating via email or NAME I ll keep you all apprised of my progress NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Any sense for the timing of integration yet The NAME people are all carpooling so we need to figure out when to get together NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey all Looks like I will not be able to finish integrating the catalog api into the scheduler by sunday So let s plan on doing integration on Monday I ll have a better idea about timing for monday on sunday Have a great weekend NAME Re The Predicates and Expressions NAME code Yes that is correct On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME People not to be confused with Boat People Just want to confirm which boxes will be ready for Friday Are they Filter Map GroupBy Please let me know if I m correct Thanks NAME Re The Predicates and Expressions NAME code Hi again Attached is some revised GroupByBox code it is slightly different from the one that was included in the tar file NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME and NAME Attached is a tarball of the code we NAME folks wrote the parser whose main functions are NAME and NAME which take the string as stored from the database so if the NAME people did that stuff according to the specs we agreed on nothing should go wrong there and extra stuff Inside NAME are the objects of all the predicates and expressions the parser creates NAME doing a make in that directory creates one single object file NAME containing all the components The GroupBy box is also included see NAME NAME NAME it does not return BoxOutC so that may need changing You ll also find a TupleGenerator little utility we used it for testing since it now generates the tuples just as we saw done in the NAME demo code don gave us Feel free to use it since it s nicely self contained Is there anyway we can already start looking into integrating stuff Could you either give us all the cvs info we need NAME machine etc and we ll put this in or if you can just check this in where it should be then let us know what to do to check the whole NAME stuff out and confirm things still work or anything else we could help out with NAME NAME NAME looks like a burger hot dog really SMILEY Re type specification Map NAME NAME and Group By all allow different tuple description outputs than input so that would be the majority of boxes However I think in all these cases the output tuple description can be calculated from the Function parameters without having to ask the user I am not sure how you implemented Functions but in our pseudocode each Function had a getReturnType method Thus the output type of the Map NAME is the concatenation of each of the return types of the functions given to the Map NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey box people NAME got a few quick questions about type specification is a map box allowed to have different input and output types And do the majority of the boxes we re implementing allow the output type to be different from the input type I know for a filter box the input type must be the same as the output type and for a restream I think the user would have to specify both an input and an output type but will most of the other boxes we will be implementing require the user to specify just an input type or both an input and an output type Thanks NAME NAME Re Predicate Questions Actually I think the way we planned it was that the scheduler calls the NAME so the NAME NAME never needs the string and gets the Predicate back Then it calls the NAME method of the filter box with the premade predicate The NAME method for the Map NAME works similarly taking the already constructed expression that the scheduler called the parser on NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME all The scheduler people will pass in the predicate string which is stored in the catalog This must be stored in the box in some manner NAME predstring Next this string must be parsed at some point such that a predicate is returned which can be stored in the NAME too Finally the predicate must be evaluated with the tuple information The steps that I think we are missing information for are NUM We currently are nt storing the string though I have added a string to NAME at this point NUM Is NAME supposed to be doing the second step ie parsing the predicate If not then where is this happening Also if not then what is NAME supposed to be doing The last step looks just fine SMILEY NAME today Hi NAME I am going to work from home for the rest of the day so email me if you have any questions NAME Re integration NAME What time do you expect to be in tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Boys not to be confused with the Boys from NAME It would be great if you could come down to NAME tomorrow tuesday for integration NAME you re invited too NAME will not be available until the afternoon but you are welcome to come at any time I ll continue working on getting more pieces to fit together through the evening and shoot off questions as they come up NAME Re integration Thanks My guess is we will show up at around NUM NUM but I will check with NAME and NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll probably be in by NUM or NUM tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME What time do you expect to be in tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Boys not to be confused with the Boys from NAME It would be great if you could come down to NAME tomorrow tuesday for integration NAME you re invited too NAME will not be available until the afternoon but you are welcome to come at any time I ll continue working on getting more pieces to fit together through the evening and shoot off questions as they come up NAME Re integration NAME I am happy to help in any way I can NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Cool that s great Oh by the way I ll be working with your code tonight As I work through I ll probably be shooting questions off to you all NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks My guess is we will show up at around NUM NUM but I will check with NAME and NAME NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ll probably be in by NUM or NUM tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME What time do you expect to be in tomorrow NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re your mail NAME I have an account on her machine but I do nt have access to kill her or your processes Sorry NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME do you have an account in antonella s machine if so can you check the program that is running and try to kill it or whatever This thing has music running but ca nt do much cause the screen in blank I messed up a little bit NAME Re integration NAME definitely looks like our code that is not working I ll log into NAME and see if I can fix this where are you running the code from and what is the command that we were using to run NAME great job with select NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME We got Filter to work WOOHOO Now we ve headed over to Map box and have run into another problem There is a segmentation fault happening in NAME somewhere do you have an example similar to the one you have for NAME this is the string we crash on NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM And the stack trace looks like this Any thoughts NAME Re NAME report Hi Professor NAME After spending the day at NAME and integrating we got the filter box working and are close to finishing the map box If you want a more detailed report let me know otherwise I ll fill you in tomorrow in person if you have time NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Can you pop by when you get in and give me a status report NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Re integration Also what is the LDLIBRARYPATH NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME You should be able to run the runtime system in pro NAME tmpsched sched src the run that causes a segv is run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox Thanks for the quick reply NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME definitely looks like our code that is not working I ll log into NAME and see if I can fix this where are you running the code from a nd what is the command that we were using to run NAME great job with select NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME We got Filter to work WOOHOO Now we ve headed over to Map box and have run into another problem There is a segmentation fault happening in NAME somewhere do you have an example similar to the one you have for NAME this is the string we crash on NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM And the stack trace looks like this Any thoughts NAME Re integration I still ca nt get it to run from here I get yin pro NAME tmpsched sched src run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox main A errno NUM argv NUM pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox NAME destroycheck open NAME object destroyed NAME destroycheck open NAME object destroyed NAME destroycheck open NAME object destroyed NAME destroycheck open NAME object destroyed Type Manager NAME Boxes NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME TO NETWORK NAME NUM NumInputs NUM NumOutputs NUM NAME fault I assume this is different from the MapBox error that you were getting NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote LDLIBRARYPATHD pro NAME linux NAME libpro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Also what is the LDLIBRARYPATH NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME You should be able to run the runtime system in pro NAME tmpsched sched src the run that causes a segv is run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox Thanks for the quick reply NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME definitely looks like our code that is not working I ll log CHAR nto NAME and see if I can fix this where are you running the code fr om and what is the command that we were using to run NAME great job with select NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM BBfb at Re integration What do nt you have access to You seem to have write permissions everywhere I can see NAME I fixed the map bug turns out that we always tested the parser on predicates and there was a bug in the NAME method that never got found I fixed the bug but now there is another error later on that the parser does not seem to be causing NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Can you change the permissions on the stuff in pro NAME linux NAME I ca nt compile Thanks NAME Re NAME report I doubt we ll need to NAME and I have been working on the Map box online tonight via email and it seems to be going fine If necessary we could go Thursday or even tomorrow but it probably will be ok via email NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds good guys nice work Sure pop by tomorrow and fill in the details When were you planning to go back to NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Professor NAME After spending the day at NAME and integrating we got the filter box working and are close to finishing the map box If you want a more detailed report let me know otherwise I ll fill you in tomorrow in person if you have time NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Can you pop by when you get in and give me a status report NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Re integration All set ps how do I respond to your messages NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote many of the files are CHAR CHAR for the ai group of which I m not a part cool I ll check out the problem in a bit On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote What do nt you have access to You seem to have write permissions everywhere I can see NAME I fixed the map bug turns out that we always tested the parser on predicates and there was a bug in the NAME method that never got found I fixed the bug but now there is another error later on that the parser does not seem to be causing NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Can you change the permissions on the stuff in pro NAME linux NAME I ca nt compile Thanks NAME email to the gui people Hi NAME and NAME We just wanted to let you know that we are still willing to write the typechecking and typeinferencing code if you want The way we see it in order to do typechecking we will need to create NAME objects corresponding to each class that is created on the server side NAME NAME etc meaning that we will have to update your parser to output these objects in a tree Once we have created these trees we can get the type returned from every created function as use that to inference tuple types on the output ports of the boxes so we would need to edit your box code as well Re integration Hey NAME How is the map box going I told NAME that we were close to getting it working do you think that is true As we discussed yesterday the NAME folks are going to start working on the Tumble box but we will drop anything if you guys need our help in debugging the code we already gave you There is NUM issue with the tumble box that I realized it requires that a ton of state is maintained between calls from the scheduler NAME now how does it work Does a box get recreated every time it is scheduled If that is true we might have to change this way of thinking for the tumble box If you want to call to discuss this my number at NAME is NUM NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote many of the files are CHAR CHAR for the ai group of which I m not a part cool I ll check out the problem in a bit On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote What do nt you have access to You seem to have write permissions everywhere I can see NAME I fixed the map bug turns out that we always tested the parser on predicates and there was a bug in the NAME method that never got found I fixed the bug but now there is another error later on that the parser does not seem to be causing NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Can you change the permissions on the stuff in pro NAME linux NAME I ca nt compile Thanks NAME Re NAME Stop by when you get back from lunch and we can discuss NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote NAME is done and I think you should like it now I am taking off for lunch and should be back around NUM NUM What do you want me to do next NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re integration Yes SMILEY NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey guys just want to get this straight The GroupBy operator is the same as NAME right NAME Re C Catalog Manager Hi NAME I think NAME systems have a char bigger than NUM byte I agree we probably should be using byte arrays instead of NAME arrays everywhere NAME how hard do you think it will be to change everything to pass around a byte instead of a char NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Thank you very much for the details By the way is there a system where sizeof NAME NUM If so I think basically we should use byte rather than NAME Thanks Have a nice weekend NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Thanks for the update We used some sample tuples to test our code and we came to a more exact definition of offset and size We defined offset as the number of characters into the char that the attribute begins counting from NUM Since right now sizeof NAME is NUM byte so you can just calculate the offset by doing sizeof att for all the attributes before it For instance if the the tuple description is float int float and we are trying to calculate the second float attribute then the offset would be sizeof float sizeof int and the size would be sizeof float so the string that is written to the database is NUM CHAR CHAR CHAR where CHAR is the string representation of the offset calc and CHAR is the string representation of the size calc But to be safe it is probably safer to divide by sizeof NAME in case its size is more than NUM byte on different systems So the above offset would be sizeof int sizeof float sizeof NAME and similarly for the size Obviously strings have to be dealt with separately Its size has to be looked up in the tuple description Also according to NAME we ca nt assume that strings end with NUM in the tuples but I do nt think that should affect your calculations at all Let me know if I can be of any help NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME In response to NUM that is exactly how the parser works It takes a string and returns the NAME object As you asked the code is attached with this email Did you ever get around to rewriting attribute extracts in the Predicate Expression string as NUM CHAR NUM NUM where the size and offsets are now compatable with the new way of looking at tuples NAME I am sorry I did nt do that yet I have been busy doing the C sleepycatrelated classes I think I can do that by today I am sorry for the delay NAME Re whoah we have a confusion here Hi NAME and NAME Is there a number I can reach you guys at NAME NAME wants me to start working on typechecking and I have some questions for you NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote I need to leave for a couple of hours but will happily respond if you have questions once I return And again please let us know NAME if you need us to implement the type inferencing in NAME We do nt plan on implementing type inferencing for Friday s demonstration we re tied down with tasks that other groups the scheduler qos and workload generator are giving us If you guys want to try your hand at it you re completely welcome to NAME Re integration I ll get right on this NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I just tried to test the Map box and I think it needs some attention If you check out the latest scheduler and run run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox nothing is ever written to the output queue Any thoughts NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How is the testing going Any progress Need any help CHAR WEBSITE on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM Sent by NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL cc NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Subject Re integration NAME You should be able to run the runtime system in pro NAME tmpsched sched src the run that causes a segv is run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox Thanks for the quick reply NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME definitely looks like our code that is not working I ll log int CHAR NAME and see if I can fix this where are you running the code from and what is the command that we were using to run NAME great job with select NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME We got Filter to work WOOHOO Now we ve headed over to Map box and have run into another problem There is a segmentation fault happening in NAME somewhere do you have an example similar to the one you have for NAME this is the string we crash on NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM And the stack trace looks like this Any thoughts NAME Re integration NAME seems to be down what machine do you recommend I use instead NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I just tried to test the Map box and I think it needs some attention If you check out the latest scheduler and run run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox nothing is ever written to the output queue Any thoughts NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How is the testing going Any progress Need any help CHAR WEBSITE on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM Sent by NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL cc NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Subject Re integration NAME You should be able to run the runtime system in pro NAME tmpsched sched src the run that causes a segv is run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox Thanks for the quick reply NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME definitely looks like our code that is not working I ll log int CHAR NAME and see if I can fix this where are you running the code from and what is the command that we were using to run NAME great job with select NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME We got Filter to work WOOHOO Now we ve headed over to Map box and have run into another problem There is a segmentation fault happening in NAME somewhere do you have an example similar to the one you 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to test the Map box and I think it needs some attention If you check out the latest scheduler and run run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox nothing is ever written to the output queue Any thoughts NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How is the testing going Any progress Need any help CHAR WEBSITE on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM Sent by NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL cc NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Subject Re integration NAME You should be able to run the runtime system in pro NAME tmpsched sched src the run that causes a segv is run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox Thanks for the quick reply NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote into from and NAME NUM c NAME NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM NAME at NUM Re integration To add to my previous email when I run it never makes it to the Map NAME NAME Re integration NAME but now it wo nt compile there is an error in NAME g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM no matching function for call to NAME NAME int NAME NUM candidates are int Catalog NAME basicstring NAME stringchartraits NAME defaul talloctemplate true NUM make NAME Error NUM NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME you have to recompile NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME when I run I get NAME tmpsched sched src run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox main A errno NUM argv NUM pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM SMILEY is retrieved NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifier NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifier NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label Map NAME NUM id NUM type NUM NAME modifier NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME HERE NUM NAME HERE NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved Type Manager New NUM New NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME New NUM New NUM NAME NUM NAME Boxes NAME id NUM cost NUM selectivity NUM expression NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME periodicity NUM adjustability NUM number of tuples NUM Applications NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME source node id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection point NUM NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME source no de id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection point NUM NAME TO NETWORK NAME NUM NumInputs NUM NumOutputs NUM NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME NAME id NUM NAME TO maxinputid NUM NAME ERROR Could not NAME NUM Is this the same as what you are getting NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I just rebooted yin you can also use yang NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME seems to be down what machine do you recommend I use instead NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM NUM NUM NUM du log into ode from and NAME NUM NUM xc costD NAME NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM NAME at at n CHAR NUM Re integration No but I just did and now I get the error g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM parse error before make NAME Error NUM What is your number again NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME did you do a cvs update NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME but now it wo nt compile there is an error in NAME g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM no matching function for call to NAME NAME CHAR int NAME NUM candidates are int Catalog NAME basicstring NAME stringchartraits NAME NAME faultalloctemplate true NUM make NAME Error NUM NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME you have to recompile NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME when I run I get NAME tmpsched sched src run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox main A errno NUM argv NUM pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM SMILEY is retrie ved NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifie CHAR NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifie CHAR NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label Map NAME NUM id NUM type NUM NAME modifier NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME HERE NUM NAME HERE NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved Type Manager New NUM New NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME New NUM New NUM CHAR NAME NAME Boxes NAME id NUM cost NUM selectivity NUM expression NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME periodicity NUM adjustability NUM number of tuples NUM Applications NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NUM New NAME NAME source node id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection point NUM NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME sourc CHAR node id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection poi nt NUM NAME TO NETWORK NAME NUM NumInputs NUM NumOutputs NUM NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME NAME id NUM NAME TO maxinputid NUM NAME ERROR Could not NAME NUM Is this the same as what you are getting NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote ead NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE du I ll log into he code from and o NUM at NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM NAME at NAME at NAME NUM Re integration That worked it s odd that the cvs update did nt work in the other directory though OK now I m officially on it NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote in case you need it I checked out the code and put it in pro NAME schedfordna sched src I just compiled in that directory without a problem NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME but now it wo nt compile there is an error in NAME g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM no matching function for call to NAME NAME CHAR int NAME NUM candidates are int Catalog NAME basicstring NAME stringchartraits NAME NAME faultalloctemplate true NUM make NAME Error NUM NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME you have to recompile NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME when I run I get NAME tmpsched sched src run pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox main A errno NUM argv NUM pro NAME gui catalog singlemapbox NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM SMILEY is retrie ved NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NUM Type NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM is retrie ved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifie CHAR NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label NAME id NUM type NUM NAME modifie CHAR NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME label Map NAME NUM id NUM type NUM NAME modifier NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME HERE NUM NAME HERE NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM is retrieved Type Manager New NUM New NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME New NUM New NUM CHAR NAME NAME Boxes NAME id NUM cost NUM selectivity NUM expression NUM CHAR NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME periodicity NUM adjustability NUM number of tuples NUM Applications NAME NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NUM New NAME NAME source node id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection point NUM NAME id NUM rate NUM schema New NUM New NUM NAME NAME sourc CHAR node id NUM target node id NUM target node port index NUM connection poi nt NUM NAME TO NETWORK NAME NUM NumInputs NUM NumOutputs NUM NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME id NUM srcid NUM destid NUM FIELD TYPES INTTYPE INTTYPE NAME NAME id NUM NAME TO maxinputid NUM NAME ERROR Could not NAME NUM Is this the same as what you are getting NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote ead NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE du I ll log into he code from and o NUM at NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM NAME at NAME at NAME NUM Re integration NAME can you give me permissions to NAME Thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote No but I just did and now I get the error g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM parse error before make NAME Error NUM What is your number again NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME did you do a cvs update NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME but now it wo nt compile there is an error in NAME g CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR pro NAME linux NAME include CHAR pro NAME linux xforms xforms FORMS CHAR pro NAME linux catalog mgr CHAR pro NAME linux NAME NAME CHAR pro NAME linux NAME lib CHAR usr lib CHAR pro NAME linux catalogmgr NAME In method void Catalog NAME NAME NUM no matching function for call to NAME NAME NAME int NAME NUM candidates are int Catalog NAME basicstring NAME stringchartraits NAME defaultalloctemplate true NUM make NAME Error NUM NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote trieved trieved trieved trieved trieved ifier ifier NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME ource node point NUM instead NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE ng I ll log into ng the code from and NAME NAME at NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME ep NUM NAME NUM NUM res NUM NUM NAME at fffeSMILEY at at NAME NUM Type checking Hi Professor NAME I talked to NAME about this he advised me that it would not be a good idea for us to do it Some of the reasons are NUM it will take at least a day to convert our pseudocode to NAME objects and to rewrite the NAME in NAME to include everything that there NAME currently does That leaves a half a day for integration with their code NUM Integrating type inferencing with their code will be extremely difficult the way their code is structured right now is completely different to our way of thinking The whole idea of Type Checking Hi Professor NAME I talked to NAME about this he advised me that it would not be a good idea for us to do it Some of the reasons are NUM It will take at least a day to convert our pseudocode to NAME objects and to rewrite the NAME in NAME to include everything that their NAME currently does That leaves a half a day for integration with their code NUM Integrating type inferencing with their code will be extremely difficult the way their code is structured right now is completely different to our way of thinking For one the whole idea of type inferencing from left to right would have to be coded in other words the concept of connected to the beginning is not trivial to implement NUM They would prefer to do the coding themselves and are willing to do it after the Friday demo They think it is a waste of time for us to learn their code and they assured me that we would have to be changing a lot of files to typeinference and thus would have to get to know their code very well So after talking with NAME I agreed that we would probably not finish the typechecking inferencing in time for the Friday demo it s too bad we were nt more clear at our meetings with the NAME people that this was more important Anyway I have been working with NAME on getting the Map NAME working and he might need more help tomorrow that actually adds another reason for why we wo nt be able to finish the typechecking inferencing for Friday I gave NAME some pseudocode for the NAME method for Tumble and he is working on that By the way what I was going to tell you before was that I was thinking about representing state and I could nt see why it would be so difficult to have a generic state object Its member variables would just be the NAME the GroupBy attributes an AggregateFunction a timestamp and a status flag The TumbleBox would just be able to return a pointer to the statelist NAME Re Type Checking init is part of the AggregateFunction not part of the state but we can discuss this tomorrow if you have time For now I am working with NAME on Map we got it working for NUM Function now we are tyring to fix it for more than one NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Professor NAME I talked to NAME about this he advised me that it would not be a good idea for us to do it Some of the reasons are NUM It will take at least a day to convert our pseudocode to NAME objects and to rewrite the NAME in NAME to include everything that their NAME currently does That leaves a half a day for integration with their code NUM Integrating type inferencing with their code will be extremely difficult the way their code is structured right now is completely different to our way of thinking For one the whole idea of type inferencing from left to right would have to be coded in other words the concept of connected to the beginning is not trivial to implement NUM They would prefer to do the coding themselves and are willing to do it after the Friday demo They think it is a waste of time for us to learn their code and they assured me that we would have to be changing a lot of files to typeinference and thus would have to get to know their code very well So after talking with NAME I agreed that we would probably not finish the typechecking inferencing in time for the Friday demo it s too bad we were nt more clear at our meetings with the NAME people that this was more important Anyway I have been working with NAME on getting the Map NAME working and he might need more help tomorrow that actually adds another reason for why we wo nt be able to finish the typechecking inferencing for Friday I gave NAME some pseudocode for the NAME method for Tumble and he is working on that By the way what I was going to tell you before was that I was thinking about representing state and I could nt see why it would be so difficult to have a generic state object Its member variables would just be the NAME the GroupBy attributes an AggregateFunction a timestamp and a status flag The TumbleBox would just be able to return a pointer to the statelist OK on type inference I m not sure that your state object will work init can create an arbitrary number of instance variables of arbitrary type NAME Re integration No NAME does nt handle that it takes just NUM Expression the is nt part of the grammar I have code that will parse separated Expressions into Expression arrays where do you need it NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME The problem seems to be in NAME NAME NAME handle the tilde separated expressions NAME NAME Code Hi NAME Attached is the RestreamQBox code I send it to you now for NUM reasons CHAR I forgot to send it to you earlier and CHAR the constructer takes a delimited expression and parses it into many FieldExt Expressions we can just take that code but change FieldExt to Expression I did not write the code and it looks pretty ugly but it gets the job done NAME NAME Code Fwd sorry sent it to the wrong place Hi NAME Attached is the RestreamQBox code I send it to you now for NUM reasons CHAR I forgot to send it to you earlier and CHAR the constructer takes a delimited expression and parses it into many FieldExt Expressions we can just take that code but change FieldExt to Expression I did not write the code and it looks pretty ugly but it gets the job done NAME Re tonight NAME news about map how much has already been done about the restream box Is it just a question of plugging and debugging or is some scheduler coding required NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I m heading out and not sure if I ll be back but please let me know about any progress with the NAME NAME Thanks NAME Re Map works what s next OK so NAME and NAME how is restream going on the NAME side Are we ready to integrate NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey All Map appears to work NAME NAME Next on the agenda is NAME NAME I m gonna leave it up to you all to get it working good luck SMILEY NAME NAME is working on getting the catalogs up to speed with NAME He s probably done by now You should contact him to create a simple example for you to test with NAME NAME Re tonight Perfect thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The places that need change for NAME are WEBSITE NAME have to add RESTREAMBOX define and add the passing of the modifer to Boxes Scheduler have to add the passing of the modifier to NAME RestreamQBox make it work hee hee NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME news about map how much has already been done about the restream box Is it just a question of plugging and debugging or is some scheduler coding required NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I m heading out and not sure if I ll be back but please let me know about any progress with the NAME NAME Thanks NAME Re Map works what s next Sounds great I will try to get restream to work tomorrow morning Thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote OK so NAME and NAME how is restream going on the NAME side Are we ready to integrate restream is already saving a string into the database if you run the gui using the command NAME runverbose it will print out strings of how all of the boxes are stored in the database when you save and load so if you get a current version of the NAME you can create your own restream box and take a look at the string that it generates under the modifier part I can give you more specific information when I come in tomorrow NAME NAME I was wondering if you had time for a quick Tumble meeting so that NAME can work on that while I finish integrating NAME with their code we got Map to work last night NAME Re tonight Not much I am working on it now Hopefully I will have it done in an hour or so NUM thing though I ca nt cvs edit any of the files is there a lock or something I am getting cvs edit cannot change mode of file NAME Operation not permitted NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME Just curious to know if there was any progress on NAME last night NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Perfect thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The places that need change for NAME are WEBSITE NAME have to add RESTREAMBOX define and add the passing of the modifer to Boxes Scheduler have to add the passing of the modifier to NAME RestreamQBox make it work hee hee NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME news about map how much has already been done about the restream box Is it just a question of plugging and debugging or is some scheduler coding required NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re tonight I figured it out turns out that since you did the checkout for me in schedfordna I could nt cvs edit I jsut made a new directory and did a new cvs checkout and things are good Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote cool that s weird about cvs did you first do a cvs checkout of the directory and is NAME in your working directory different that the latest version in cvs you can check if its different with cvs diff NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Not much I am working on it now Hopefully I will have it done in an hour or so NUM thing though I ca nt cvs edit any of the files is there a lock or something I am getting cvs edit cannot change mode of file NAME Operation not permitted NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME Just curious to know if there was any progress on NAME last night NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Perfect thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re NAME All set NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME can you transfer the AggregateFunction files to anurag summer new and change the permissions Thanks NAME Re Map works what s next Hi guys I was wondering if someone at NAME could make me a NAME example using the gui so that I can test my code It is difficult to use the gui remotely and we ca nt seem to get the NAME working locally at NAME Thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote congratulations is there a phone code I can use for calls to NAME Re Map works what s next NAME what is your number again NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote hey NAME jeonghyon just commmited a version of the gui I ll redesign the network and send it to you again NAME Re is there a phone code I can use for calls to NAME Fwd Only for calls to Providence You can use mine NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM tennis Does someone usually send out an email saying who should bring balls NAME Re THIS IS THE ISSUES FILE No prob I ll be there before NUM NUM I agree we should get there early NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I m outta here NAME keep in touch re going to NAME tomorrow I would like to wait lemme ask NAME well hes meeting with antonella ok here s the story I would just leave early and hang around NAME tomorrow by early I mean leaving at NUM NUM NUM or so no pressure but so we are there before NUM on other news I m feeling a cold come up to me I REALLY HOPE I dont suddenly feel like crap tomorrow so keep options open I really dont think so but you never know when I get home I m taking some NAME and making lots of tea SMILEY ok bye bye keep in touch if we dont hear from each other see you tomorrow here at NAME and dont be later than NUM NUM if you can NAME Re C Catalog Manager It s tough I am trying to get NAME to work with strings memcpy bugs NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How s restream going CHAR Re C Catalog Manager In then end I scrapped memcpy and added for loops instead If this does nt work then I will gladly take you up on your offer NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Do you need an extra set of eyes If so I can peek at your code and offer advice NAME NAME NAME EMAIL on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM To NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL cc Subject Re C Catalog Manager It s tough I am trying to get NAME to work with strings memcpy bugs NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How s restream going CHAR Re C Catalog Manager ok thanks SMILEY On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote I ll be here if you need anything Keep in touch as to how it s going So I can make sure that I m still available if you might need me CHAR NAME NAME EMAIL on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM To NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL cc Subject Re C Catalog Manager In then end I scrapped memcpy and added for loops instead If this does nt work then I will gladly take you up on your offer NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote Do you need an extra set of eyes If so I can peek at your code and offer advice NAME NAME NAME EMAIL on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM To NAME CHAR NAME EMAIL cc Subject Re C Catalog Manager It s tough I am trying to get NAME to work with strings memcpy bugs NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How s restream going CHAR Re checking in NAME is having trouble with handling strings which is causing me a lot of problems I am now trying to hack that code so that it will write strings correctly NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote How goes the quest CHAR restream not working Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have been working without rest until now midnight on getting the restream box to work but we had to give up in the end It turns out that the way the storage manager is set up makes it fundamentally flawed in allowing string types to be stored This is going to be an ongoing problem as restream tumble etc all need streamid which looks like it needs to be implemented as a string To be brief the reason is that the current storage manager writes nicelooking strings to the files not bytes and heavily relies on specific characters for instance and CHAR to delimit attributes and tuples respectively to figure out where it is in the file NAME and I thought we could fix this by rewriting parts of the storage manager but it turned out that the problem was more deeply rooted that we thought for instance it uses strlen and strcat functions frequently which get thrown off by extraneous NAME I am sorry we were nt able to get it to run but I hope that the demo will still be nontrivial with complex predicates and functions that go with FILTER and NAME I am too tired to make the list of things to do now I will write it down in the car on the way to Providence tomorrow We plan to get there in the morning to help out with any last minute testing and hopefully not bug fixing NAME Re tennis I have nt been getting the emails since NAME left that s why I was asking Turns out I had to bring balls but I traded with NAME and I will bring balls next week NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The Thursday email schedule has an asterisk for the designee NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Does someone usually send out an email saying who should bring balls NAME Re tennis Yes SMILEY On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Are you available for Monday NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL Computer Science Department PHONE NUM NAME University NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE Question Hi Professor NAME I have a question about the extra hours that I have been working recently I am sure that you are aware that I worked more than NUM hours last week about NUM hours and I think that from time to time it might be necessary for me to work more than NUM hours again At the beginning of the summer you said that I was being hired for NUM weeks NUM hours a week for NUM But because of SIGMOD my first day of work was nt until June th So NUM weeks from June th would have brought me to September th for my final day of work But I took a week off to go to NAME in June so that means the NUM weeks would take me to September th So I was wondering if I could combine the extra NUM hours that I worked this past week with the extra NUM hours that I will no doubt work before the final demo to make NUM extra hours or NUM week so that I could stop work on September th That would really help me out because that would give me some time off before I leave for NAME to buy everything I need and to pack etc If this is not ok then I understand I would have worked the extra hours regardless of compensation NAME NAME NAME I was wondering if you wanted to meet at all today to talk about state storage in the aggregate boxes and to make a plan of action for this week about the storage manager with NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME is finished except for the storage manager which NAME is working on Is there a writeup of union that we can use If its the same as the union of the PULSE and UNION pair then I think union is trivial The only question is how many input ports to allow That brings us back to tumble Does virtual memory mean malloc As soon as we finish union NAME and I will continue working on tumble NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote If you want to come by and meet briefly that s fine NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I was wondering if you wanted to meet at all today to talk about state storage in the aggregate boxes and to make a plan of action for this week about the storage manager with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME now has nothing to do I was thinking that the NAME NAME might be a good self contained project for her especially since it requires communication with the NAME people about changing the representation of input queue ports to boxes to being variable length What do you think NAME Re NAME NAME Sure On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sounds good Do you want to ask her NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME now has nothing to do I was thinking that the NAME NAME might be a good self contained project for her especially since it requires communication with the NAME people about changing the representation of input queue ports to boxes to being variable length What do you think NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Now that the demo is over and that Filter and Map are done we were wondering if you were available to help us out on another box NAME This box takes input from a variable number of input streams and puts them together in NUM output fat stream maintaining the input stream ids Professor NAME let us know if I did nt get that right What I think makes this task nontrivial is that right now the whole project assumes that there is maximum NUM inputs to any box This will mean communicating with the NAME people to allow the user to enter more than NUM input streams and changing NAME to have variable length input streams instead of NAME and NAME and changing NAME etc to pass these streams correctly to the NAME box Let me know if you think you will have time to do this NAME Some comments on your section Hi Professor NAME I read your section of the NAME paper and I came up with some feedback for you Other people probably came up with similar feedback but I thought I would let you know just in case NUM NAME of page NUM last sentance You say Rather within the stream data model tuples usually generated I think you want tuples are usually generated NUM Discussion of NAME on page NUM I do nt think I agree with the statement that NUM tuple gets emitted per timeout period If tuples are coming in at a fast pace then the buffer will fill up faster and thus emit tuples faster than the tuples which are emitted due to timeouts NUM NAME of page NUM I think there is a typo in the sentance with Suppose that a Tumble box is defined with the aggregate function being one that computes NUM Middle of righthand column on page NUM the sentance that says In effect this is accomplished by treating the stream identifier which is common to tuples from the same simple stream as an additional implicit groupby attribute I do nt think this is true If it was then the NAME NAME would have just NUM state and would emit it and create a new one everytime a new stream id comes along like it does for a new set of values for the groupby attributes NAME Question Did NAME ever respond to your email NAME Re hey Hi NAME Thanks for the email SMILEY I will definitely be around on August th I do nt leave for NAME until midSeptember We should absolutely do something I am pretty much free every night that week unless I end up taking a vacation and going to NAME to see my grandparents so let me know what night is good for you and we ll get together Looking forward to it NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME it s great to hear from you I m at camp but will be back on August th will you still be around I would love to see you NAME you still here Re Tumble pseudocode Hey NAME Sorry we missed each other I figured that I could do the writeup NAME asked me to do from home so I took the train Thanks for the pseudocode let s go over it together tomorrow morning Thanks NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I guess I missed you I had gone to the mailroom I pretty much have the pseudocode all done I will go over it sometime in the evening to look for errors and inconsistencies I have attached a copy in case you decide to look at it Otherwise I will hear from you tomorrow NAME timeouts What is the current decision regarding timeouts are they calculated from the oldest timestamp that contributed to the state or the newest NAME pseudo code for Tumble Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have completed some pseudocode for Tumble I was curious to see if you wanted to meet today to discuss this given that your deadline for the NAME paper has been moved back a week NAME Re pseudo code for Tumble When would be a good time to stop by The sooner the better that way we can get started coding unless we can go ahead CHAR CHAR your ok NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sure NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have completed some pseudocode for Tumble I was curious to see if you wanted to meet today to discuss this given that your deadline for the NAME paper has been moved back a week NAME Re NAME I think you may have missed NAME EMAIL in that email NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi all There are some issues that we all need to talk about before the next phase of implementation begins in full swing We re generating a list of such issues which so far includes things like stream NAME s how big are they what is their type what is there position in the tuple when are they being generated etc and type inferencing I would have liked to meet this week but the NAME paper looks like it s going to make that impossible Given that it will have to be next week we might as well wait and meet before the next NAME meeting which is currently scheduled for Wed at NUM at NAME So my question is could all of the NAME people make it to NAME prior to the NAME meeting say at NUM NUM for this meeting Please let me know NAME Re Full Count league NAME NAME Proposed NAME NAME NAME is much better and much more reliable than NAME and I have NUM interest in NAME I still want NAME but if you value him that highly then it probably wo nt work but let me know if you have any more ideas NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote NAME Proposed by NAME Bullets Transaction NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM AM NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME OF to NAME NAME Bullets NAME NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME OF to NAME NAME So NAME NAME NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME NAME to NAME NAME So NAME NAME To accept or decline the proposed trade please go to the Trade Desk under the NAME Received from League section Click on either accept or decline You can also send a message to the other owner from the read send message link WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Support Request Fwd I agree The other question is whether you need to indicate in the catalogs how many inputs union has but I wonder if we can figure that out without being explicitly told upon recreation of the network NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I presume that the NAME representation of a UNION could look like a unary box rather than an nary box And the number of real inputs can be automatically determined by the number of incoming arcs I think by doing so the NAME programmers do nt need to specify the number of inputs manually NAME in that case the difference between UNION and other UNARIES is that for a unary box of other types you cannot link NUM arcs to the input port whereas you can have more than one incoming arcs for a union Do you guys agree with me Thanks NAME union replaces merge and takes no arguments But NAME people will have to request the number of input ports NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote sorry bout leaving off NAME I just replied to an old email I would assume that merge is the same thing as union does anyone at NAME disagree CHAR WEBSITE on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM PM Sent by NAME NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL cc NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME NAME Support Request Fwd hey NAME could you include NAME in these emails he s coding the box properties dialogs additionally we have a box called merge Is this the same operator as union it is always easy for us to provide a simple textfield interface for any of the operators as long as you type in something without the interface help it s okay so we can provide that really fast and then think of a more complex dialog NAME NAME Guys We will be implementing NAME The NAME NAME needs to take input from a variable number of input streams and put them together into NUM fat output stream I do nt think that this should be too hard on your end but it would help if the NAME supported it so that I can test it sufficiently Let me know if you need any information about this or when you are done Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME Support Request Fwd Sounds great Yes the schema will be the same but somewhere in your type checking type inferencing code the UNION box needs to check the schemas of each of the incoming arcs to make sure they are identical The type inference method for the union box would be to simply take the schema of any of its input ports NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks It seems to me that we do nt need to change the schema either The incoming arcs towards a union can be easily figured out and I can change the catalogmanager so that it passes a vector of incoming arcs NAME objects or NAME ids whatever to the constructor of UNION class Just let me know the interface of the UNION class Thanks JH I agree The other question is whether you need to indicate in the catalogs how many inputs union has but I wonder if we can figure that out without being explicitly told upon recreation of the network NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I presume that the NAME representation of a UNION could look like a unary box rather than an nary box And the number of real inputs can be automatically determined by the number of incoming arcs I think by doing so the NAME programmers do nt need to specify the number of inputs manually NAME in that case the difference between UNION and other UNARIES is that for a unary box of other types you cannot link NUM arcs to the input port whereas you can have more than one incoming arcs for a union Do you guys agree with me Thanks NAME union replaces merge and takes no arguments But NAME people will have to request the number of input ports NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE web NAME MA NUM NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME CHAR NAME wrote NUM NUM NAME the operator as any interface of a Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications Fwd I was already in the middle of the email SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Can you handle this one NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Hey guys NAME just got a few questions about the RESTREAM and UNION boxes I just got a bug report that says restream should only have NUM column in which the user can select which attribute to GROUP BY on Can someone explain this to me Apparently I didnt really have a healthy understanding of restream when I designed the properties dialog Also as far as I can tell the UNION box does not need any sort of predicate modifiers NAME in the properties dialog because it always performs the same operation on the incoming streams Is this a correct assumption Thanks NAME Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications Hey NAME The restream box should display the input tuple schema and allow the user to select a subset of these attributes The restream box will then add one extra field old stream id and will replace the stream id of the incoming tuples with a unique one that is dependent of the values of the groupby attributes Thus the output schema type will always be the same as the input schema type with NUM extra string field old NAME Yes the UNION box does not need any kind of modifier NAME this helps let me know if restream needs more explanation NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey guys NAME just got a few questions about the RESTREAM and UNION boxes I just got a bug report that says restream should only have NUM column in which the user can select which attribute to GROUP BY on Can someone explain this to me Apparently I didnt really have a healthy understanding of restream when I designed the properties dialog Also as far as I can tell the UNION box does not need any sort of predicate modifiers NAME in the properties dialog because it always performs the same operation on the incoming streams Is this a correct assumption Thanks NAME Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications I agree if the user needs to know the original source of the tuple he can add an additional attribute using a Map box If we go with this then the output schema of a NAME NAME will be identical to the input schema unless we agree when we meet on Wednesday that stream id will be of variable length in which case the new stream id will likely be longer than the old NUM NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM clarification The original restream proposal did indeed add one additional attribute to the result tuple oldsid However since NAME s should be invisible and since they will probably be unreadable I m now thinking that it should nt bother adding it NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME The restream box should display the input tuple schema and allow the user to select a subset of these attributes The restream box will then add one extra field old stream id and will replace the stream id of the incoming tuples with a unique one that is dependent of the values of the groupby attributes Thus the output schema type will always be the same as the input schema type with NUM extra string field old NAME Yes the UNION box does not need any kind of modifier NAME this helps let me know if restream needs more explanation NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey guys NAME just got a few questions about the RESTREAM and UNION boxes I just got a bug report that says restream should only have NUM column in which the user can select which attribute to GROUP BY on Can someone explain this to me Apparently I didnt really have a healthy understanding of restream when I designed the properties dialog Also as far as I can tell the UNION box does not need any sort of predicate modifiers NAME in the properties dialog because it always performs the same operation on the incoming streams Is this a correct assumption Thanks NAME Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Actually I have questions about newsid and oldsid If we have NUM restreams in a row do you think we should have NUM oldsid s in each of the tuples coming out of the most downstream box It looks expensive to me It sounds like we are all in agreement that we do nt want to keep around oldsid As stream ids are invisible I do nt think they may appear in box modifiers such as filter predicates and map functions Is it Correct Yes I think this is correct When we have a restream which groups by NUM attributes of byte ints if the values of the attributes are uniformly distributed from MININTEGER to MAXINTEGER it is very obvious that we must have NUM bytes to distinguish all the combination of substreams In the same token if you have NUM int attributes to group by I think we should have stream identifiers having at least NUM bytes I wonder if strings will make matters worse Am I correct If so I guess we should come up with something like VAR int for stream ids This is on the agenda for when the implementors meet we came up with NUM solutions to this problem that we can talk about Can we group by floats and doubles I hope not though Yes one could even group by stings Given the product CHAR CHAR CHAR of attribute value sets CHAR and CHAR and a mapping CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR the set of stream ids Do you think I should be order preserving ie CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR for any CHAR CHAR and CHAR CHAR in CHAR CHAR CHAR such that CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR If SO it seems to me that the cardinality of stream ids shoud be equal to the product of the cardinalities of all groupby attribute value sets If NOT I think we can incrementally assign ids to streams of newly seen groupby attribute values so that the cardinality of stream ids could be much less than the product of the cardinalities of all groupby attribute value sets if the attributes are sparsely distributed I do nt see any reason for CHAR to be order preserving The problem with this solution is that the restream box will have to remember every value for the groupby attributes that it has seen NAME Thanks NAME NUM clarification The original restream proposal did indeed add one additional attribute to the result tuple oldsid However since NAME s should be invisible and since they will probably be unreadable I m now thinking that it should nt bother adding it NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME The restream box should display the input tuple schema and allow the user to select a subset of these attributes The restream box will then add one extra field old stream id and will replace the stream id of the incoming tuples with a unique one that is dependent of the values of the groupby attributes Thus the output schema type will always be the same as the input schema type with NUM extra string field old NAME Yes the UNION box does not need any kind of modifier NAME this helps let me know if restream needs more explanation NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey guys NAME just got a few questions about the RESTREAM and UNION boxes I just got a bug report that says restream should only have NUM column in which the user can select which attribute to GROUP BY on Can someone explain this to me Apparently I didnt really have a healthy understanding of restream when I designed the properties dialog Also as far as I can tell the UNION box does not need any sort of predicate modifiers NAME in the properties dialog because it always performs the same operation on the incoming streams Is this a correct assumption Thanks NAME Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications NAME I did nt see that Professor NAME had already replied Attached is our writeup of the NAME stream id assignment issue NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Actually I have questions about newsid and oldsid If we have NUM restreams in a row do you think we should have NUM oldsid s in each of the tuples coming out of the most downstream box It looks expensive to me I think my comment below addressed this Do nt add oldsid to the result tuples As stream ids are invisible I do nt think they may appear in box modifiers such as filter predicates and map functions Is it Correct Correct When we have a restream which groups by NUM attributes of byte ints if the values of the attributes are uniformly distributed from MININTEGER to MAXINTEGER it is very obvious that we must have NUM bytes to distinguish all the combination of substreams In the same token if you have NUM int attributes to group by I think we should have stream identifiers having at least NUM bytes I wonder if strings will make matters worse Am I correct If so I guess we should come up with something like VAR int for stream ids This is one of the things that we want to bring up at the meeting on Wed ie representation of stream id s Can we group by floats and doubles I hope not though Again we can discuss on Wed I would tend to agree with you Given the product CHAR CHAR CHAR of attribute value sets CHAR and CHAR and a mapping CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR the set of stream ids Do you think I should be order preserving ie CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR for any CHAR CHAR and CHAR CHAR in CHAR CHAR CHAR such that CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR If SO it seems to me that the cardinality of stream ids shoud be equal to the product of the cardinalities of all groupby attribute value sets If NOT I think we can incrementally assign ids to streams of newly seen groupby attribute values so that the cardinality of stream ids could be much less than the product of the cardinalities of all groupby attribute value sets if the attributes are sparsely distributed The answer to your first question is no The incremental generation of stream id s by restream is NUM proposal we ve been thinking about also and want to discuss on Wed NAME maybe you should send NAME your writeup on the stream id issue since he seems to be thinking about the same things we are NAME Thanks NAME NUM clarification The original restream proposal did indeed add one additional attribute to the result tuple oldsid However since NAME s should be invisible and since they will probably be unreadable I m now thinking that it should nt bother adding it NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME The restream box should display the input tuple schema and allow the user to select a subset of these attributes The restream box will then add one extra field old stream id and will replace the stream id of the incoming tuples with a unique one that is dependent of the values of the groupby attributes Thus the output schema type will always be the same as the input schema type with NUM extra string field old NAME Yes the UNION box does not need any kind of modifier NAME this helps let me know if restream needs more explanation NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote just which explain in the Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications Hi NAME Thanks for your email The issues you bring up are important and we should probably be bring them up again when we meet on Wednesday Anyway here are my initial reactions First Tumble NAME and NAME do nt have their own restreams inside them they rely on the user planting a restream before them For instance NAME maintains NUM state per NAME so the user has to place a restream before it that converts the aggregate stream to a different aggregate stream where there will be a different NAME for each unique set of attribute values for tumble attributes The groupby clause in the Tumble box is different than the grouping that the restream before it does here a new set of values for the Tumble groupby states will cause NUM state to be emitted and closed and a new state to start But the number of states is directly dependent on the number of unique stream ids As far as restream on its own it is used to make case statements But off the top of my head it ca nt think why we could nt just use map instead But in answer to your question I do nt think we need stream ids as they are now However even if we move restream into Tumble etc we will still be having the same problem of trying to figure out what values of the groupby attributes we have seen before and having to maintain a history list or concatenating attribute values So we still have to solve these problems that I outlined in my document I hope this helps I am happy to continue this discussion SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME I appreciate your comments and documents Anyhow to me assigning stream ids does nt look easy SMILEY It could be a silly question But now I came back to a question Why do we need stream ids Please let me know your opinion about this I am not yet even conviced much by myself though SMILEY For boxes Filter Map NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME as far as I know NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME do not care about the stream ids in the input It means to me there is no use of placing a NAME right infront of a NAME If I am correct NAME and NAME have their on Restreams in them So there is no use of placing a NAME in front of a Slide or Tumble also So my question NUM is that if the stream ids may not appear in the box modifiers like filter predicates map functions why do we need to have NAME I wonder if having group by clause in Tumble and Slide would be sufficient and having a separate NAME box outside of Tumbles and Slides do not have any impact If NUM is right I guess something equivalent to stream id is necessary only in the body of the Tumble and NAME and streams ids do not play any more outside Tumbles and Slides Besides sometimes the identification of individual streams can be also handled by userspecified ids Actually if we have userspecified attribute id eg student id soldier id etc in the schema we may have to relate it to the stream id which is automatically generated by the runtime system which seems complex but not much useful As you know some boxes assign new stream ids to their outgoing tuples However I think whether to assume that NUM tuples belong to the virtually same stream or not could be a semantic issue ie If I have a union accepting NUM tuples having id NUM from NUM separate source streams I may want to take them in the same group or may not Hmmmm I do nt know if it s worth while to talk about it any more SMILEY I will await your response Thank you Have a nice day NAME Re UNION and RESTREAM specifications Hi NAME I agree completely there are a variety of ways to implement case statements without restream and moving restream into the aggregate boxes would make this problem more local to these boxes I think we need to bring in NAME to this conversation maybe he can think of a reason why we need stream ids What do you think NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I do appreciate your email In response to your comments As far as restream on its own it is used to make case statements But off the top of my head it ca nt think why we could nt just use map instead I wonder if there is no use of having a restream to implement a case switch Assuming that the stream ids may not appear in box modifiers eg filter predicates if we are given switch CHAR NAME NAME do NAME NAME NAME do NAME NAME NAME do NAME otherwise do NAME a map CHAR which writes value Xi to a new Attribute CHAR whenever Ai holds and a restream which groups by CHAR past CHAR then I guess there is no way to use the stream ids to separately do NAME I would rather cascade filters having NUM outputs for its predicate CHAR and P respectively Or As you said I would use map without restream in some way Do you agree Anyhow the above example is mentioned in the NAME paper and the document NAME s operator revisited But in answer to your question I do nt think we need stream ids as they are now However even if we move restream into Tumble etc we will still be having the same problem of trying to figure out what values of the groupby attributes we have seen before and having to maintain a history list or concatenating attribute values So we still have to solve these problems that I outlined in my document WEBSITE I think it matters only in the body of Tumble and so it is not a systemwide problem anymore Thank you so much NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have been emailing back and forth today discussing whether stream id is really necessary It seems that if restream is moved inside the aggregate boxes and case statements done using map without the restream afterwards why keep stream id We will still have the problem of concatenating attributes keeping history inside the aggreagate boxes but at least the problem becomes local to the aggregate boxes and is not system wide NAME NUM more thing Given that my last day of work is September th and the final demo is right around that time I wo nt be able to do documentation of NAME NAME after the demo I just wanted to remind you of this in case you wanted to take me off the NAME project for a week or so to finish commenting and to document NAME NAME If this is the case sooner is probably better than later because as the demo nears it will probably be more important that I help out NAME Re NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote What about NAME I thought that stream ids matter least for NAME there are as many states as there are unique values for the groupby attributes without regard to stream id The output of NAME will include the groupby attribute values so the stream id is nt used to distinguish the results And what about input streams to NAME How do they get distinguished In our current proposal stream ids can get changed depending on what boxes they go through So stream id does nt always give information about the original source of the data So at what point do we need to distinguish input streams If the user needs to know where the data originally came from they would add their own attribute using a map box because the user would never know that the system was using a stream id NAME Hi Professor NAME NAME and I have been emailing back and forth today discussing whether stream id is really necessary It seems that if restream is NAME ved inside the aggregate boxes and case statements done using map withou CHAR the restream afterwards why keep stream id We will still have the probl em of concatenating attributes keeping history inside the aggreagate boxes but at least the problem becomes local to the aggregate boxes and is not system wide NAME NUM Re NAME NAME NAME What I am saying is that if the user wants an attribute decribing the original source of the data they would add the attribute using a map box because the user who is constructing the system is likely to know where the data is coming from So for instance if each soldier is coming to the system separately different input ports then the user could add a map box right next to the original input port that adds an attribute string soldier CHAR If they are all coming together in NUM big input port then they would all get the same stream id anyway so the map could add the attribute soldier data Is that right Do stream id s get assigned per input port to the system or are they assigned earlier before they get to NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote In our current proposal stream ids can get changed depending on what boxes they go through So stream id does nt always give information a bout the original source of the data So at what point do we need to distinguish input streams If the user needs to know where the data originally came from they would add their own attribute using a map box because the user would never know that the system was using a stream id What does this map box use to figure this out NUM Re NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The aggregate boxes need to know the stream id s If they compute an average heartbeat for each soldier how else do they distinguish readings coming from different soldirer See the previous email Also why would this query be issued if there is no other attribute distinguishing soldiers besides stream id The result would be a mass of numbers without being able to figure out which soldier has which average heartbeat becase the only distinguishing attribute would be stream id which is transparent to the user NAME ignores input Stream id s but must generate a new stream iid for the result stream If stream ids are eliminated then NAME would nt have to generate a new stream id Results are diistinguished by groupby attribute values in the result tuple NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote What about NAME I thought that stream ids matter least for NAME there are as ma ny states as there are unique values for the groupby attributes witho ut regard to stream id The output of NAME will include the groupby attribute values so the stream id is nt used to distinguish the resul ts And what about input streams to NAME How do they get distinguished In our current proposal stream ids can get changed depending on what boxes they go through So stream id does nt always give information a bout the original source of the data So at what point do we need to distinguish input streams If the user needs to know where the data originally came from they would add their own attribute using a map box because the user would never know that the system was using a stream id NAME Re Full Count league NAME NAME Proposed Sorry no interest in NAME NAME and now that NAME is back and playing well he is very expensive Are you interested in NAME Dye or Fick I have them now proposed in trades but I can cancel them if you are interested NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote NAME Proposed by NAME Bullets Transaction NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM PM NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME Jr OF to NAME NAME Bullets NAME NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME NAME Out to NAME NAME Bullets NAME NAME NAME So NAME sends NAME NAME CHAR to NAME NAME Bullets NAME NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME OF to NAME NAME So NAME NAME NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME NAME to NAME NAME So NAME NAME NAME NAME Bullets sends NAME NAME CHAR to NAME NAME So NAME NAME To accept or decline the proposed trade please go to the Trade Desk under the NAME Received from League section Click on either accept or decline You can also send a message to the other owner from the read send message link WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME Sorry if I was nt clear in my previous email but I know that NAME is a special groupby attribute that s why I emailed NAME about the section that it turned out you wrote in the NAME paper saying that NAME is treated like an implicit groupby attribute Essentially there are NUM types of grouping occuring for the Tumble box the first is being done by a restream before the box and the second is being done in the box All I was saying was that the grouping that gets turned into a NAME that the restream is doing can be moved into the NAME NAME Regarding map I was nt assuming that there already was a distinguishing attribute I was assuming that the persoon creating the query can use their knowledge about the input data to add this distinguishing attribute using map This whole idea hinges on the onesidperinputport assumption If NAME s get assigned before these original input ports and thus there might already be more than one simple stream coming into an input port then the user wo nt be able to add this distinguising attribute NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The aggregate boxes need to know the stream id s If they compute an average heartbeat for each soldier how else do they distinguish readings coming from different soldirer See the previous email I did obviously it was nt clear You keep saying that a Map box can add a distinguishing attribute Based on what There has to be some distinguishing attribute to begin with emanating from sensor sources on which to base the map function and if there is why bother having a map If I am reading between the lines correctly what you seem to be suggesting is that data sources would have some notion of a stream identifier but that no boxes would construct such an attribute unless explicitly made to do so Presumably then you would use this identifier as another attribute in the group by clause to simulate the behavior of our current aggregate operators But this does nt work Consider Tumble which closes the current state every time it sees a new set of group by attributes If the new set of group by attributes differs by a stream identifier attribute this is not what you want to happen Stream identifier attributes are special because seeing a new one with an aggregate box does not necessarily close a state because multiple states are maintained simultaneously NUM per stream id Consider the following example NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM Note that none of these tuples needs to close a state but if you treat NAME as a regular group by attribute you will be closing states after tuples NUM and NUM Also why would this query be issued if there is no other attribute distinguishing soldiers besides stream id The result would be a mass of numbers without being able to figure out which soldier has which average heartbeat becase the only distinguishing attribute would be stream id which is transparent to the user That s a good argument for making stream NAME s publically viewable unlike what we were thinking before NAME favor Hi NAME I am currently applying to renew my English passport I received some advice that is much easier to travel around NAME with an English passport than with an American one so I figured that it would be useful to have one for next year In addition to my own signature it must also be signed by a countersignatory who can certify that that person has known me for more than NUM years and that I am not misrepresenting myself to the British government According to the form the requirements are A British citizen or other Commonwealth citizen who has known you personally for at least NUM years and who is a Member of Parliament NAME of the Peace Minister of Religion NAME Officer Established Civil Servant professionally qualified person eg Lawyer NAME Doctor School Teacher Police Officer or a person of similar standing If you do not know a British citizen or other Commonwealth citizen locally with these qualifications the form may be completed and signed by a citizen of the country in which you are residing provided he she has a similar standing in that country and the NAME considers his her signature to be acceptable A member of your family should not countersign I was wondering if you would be able to serve as my countersignatory given that you have known me for NUM years and are of respectable standing in my country of residence If you do nt feel comfortable doing this do nt worry I am sure that I can ask my doctor or a different professor or somebody NAME question I was in the middle of writing that email to NAME that started out as Hi NAME I met with NAME earlier today to discuss the stream id matter that we were talking about He convinced me they were necessary in order to distiguish input simple streams if the user wants to perform calculations on them directly For example if a query was to calculate the average heartbeat for every soldier whose data was flowing through the system of schema NAME heartbeat then without NAME there would be no way to distinguish heartbeats of different soldiers But then I remembered that we just said that we would keep around the information that is used to created the NAME sensor id sensor type etc so that brings me back the the original question why ca nt the aggragate boxes group these attributes into an NAME rather than do it at the beginning of the system NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME I met with NAME earlier today to discuss the stream id matter that we were talking about I think that we agreed that we could probably implement the system without stream ids but the complexity that moving restream into the aggregate boxes and hence having these aggregate boxes perform NUM different othogonal grouping operations would be large and users might have trouble thinking about queries in terms of these complex operators It seems difficult to compare the benefits from removing stream ids with the negatives of increasing the complexity of these aggregate boxes but it seems that the negatives outweigh the positives What do you think NAME Re NAME NAME Hi NAME I am not sure what you mean but I think you are saying that for aggregate operators timestamps need to be kept around for each NAME But I think that s only because there is NUM state for each NAME so even if we do nt have NAME we will still have more than NUM state So I m not sure how throwing away this system will help NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks NAME I am wondering if the stream id matters might be quite bigger than what we think now For example in order to do operator optimization operator reordering and recovery we have to have something like backups connection points history archives to replay the previous executions for a while NUM issue for the things is that we have to find the earliest timestamp of tuples that the operators are currently dependent on for each of the backups If we keep using stream ids I wonder if we may have to keep track of the earilest times for all the stream ids If my thought is correct I would rather throw the system away So I hope I am wrong SMILEY Thanks NAME Hi NAME I met with NAME earlier today to discuss the stream id matter that we were talking about I think that we agreed that we could probably implement the system without stream ids but the complexity that moving restream into the aggregate boxes and hence having these aggregate boxes perform NUM different othogonal grouping operations would be large and users might have trouble thinking about queries in terms of these complex operators It seems difficult to compare the benefits from removing stream ids with the negatives of increasing the complexity of these aggregate boxes but it seems that the negatives outweigh the positives What do you think NAME Re NAME They are in cvs in the sched folder so just do a cvs checkout or update if you have already done that in your home directory there I am not sure the exact syntax if you ca nt figure it out ask NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME where exactly are the NAME codes in the NAME directory I was trying to find the MapBox to see how the fields are concatenated for the output Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME Hi NAME No problem let me explain more the utility of the keys for aggregate boxes Not all aggregate boxes are preceded by a restream sometimes the boxes will just work on keys how they are Take the example of an aggregate box that calculates the average heartbeat of each soldier The soldiers might just be distinguished by NAME so the box can automatically keep NUM state per NAME soldier As far as othogonal grouping consider Tumble which closes the current state every time it sees a new set of group by attributes If the new set of group by attributes differs by a stream identifier attribute or the set of attributes that restream currently groups into an NAME this is not what you want to happen Stream identifier attributes are special because seeing a new one with an aggregate box does not necessarily close a state because multiple states are maintained simultaneously NUM per stream id Consider the following example NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM Note that none of these tuples needs to close a state but if you treat NAME as a regular group by attribute you will be closing states after tuples NUM and NUM Thus NAME or if we remove it the additional grouping that is done by restream is orthogonal to the regular groupby attributes of Tumble Regarding your question about joins NAME says that we have no idea how join will work yet it might not even be windowed NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think I was wrong Just forget what I said Sorry Returning to your first question I do nt think I can judge whether the negatives of increasing the complexity of the aggregate boxes outweigh the positives of doing that or not I just want to hear others opinions in the meeting But personally I do nt like to have stream ids because their relative utility seems low to me they are hidden from box modifiers In the mean time I do nt think I fully understand the complexity of the aggregate boxes having NUM orthoganal groupings Could you show me some examples I think it will be helpful for the others also Thank you NAME ps Do you know if joins which are windowed can work fine with tuples not sorted by the timestamp order If you have a join with NUM min time winodw such that the timestamp sequences of both the left and right input tuples are commonly NUM NUM pm NUM NUM pm NUM NUM pm NUM NAME NUM pm NUM NAME what would you do Hi NAME I am not sure what you mean but I think you are saying that for aggregate operators timestamps need to be kept around for each NAME But I think that s only because there is NUM state for each NAME so even if we do nt have NAME we will still have more than NUM state So I m not sure how throwing away this system will help NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Thanks NAME I am wondering if the stream id matters might be quite bigger than what we think now For example in order to do operator optimization operator reordering and recovery we have to have something like backups connection points history archives to replay the previous executions for a while NUM issue for the things is that we have to find the earliest timestamp of tuples that the operators are currently dependent on for each of the backups If we keep using stream ids I wonder if we may have to keep track of the earilest times for all the stream ids If my thought is correct I would rather throw the system away So I hope I am wrong SMILEY Thanks NAME Hi NAME I met with NAME earlier today to discuss the stream id matter that we were talking about I think that we agreed that we could probably implement the system without stream ids but the complexity that moving restream into the aggregate boxes and hence having these aggregate boxes perform NUM different othogonal grouping operations would be large and users might have trouble thinking about queries in terms of these complex operators It seems difficult to compare the benefits from removing stream ids with the negatives of increasing the complexity of these aggregate boxes but it seems that the negatives outweigh the positives What do you think NAME tennis I just wanted to make sure that we are still on for NUM NUM today NAME Question Hey NAME WEBSITE for a NUM pack NAME NAME NUM CDR Disc Spindle for NUM Is this deal too good to be true Also will MB be enough to hold a typical movie NAME Re NAME NAME Congratulations I am sure we can pass along any conclusions that we come up with today NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I appreciate the detailed information NAME as my wife gave birth to my first kid I do nt think I will be joining the meeting today I am sorry for not joining the meeting Please let me know the meetings verdict about stream ids later Thank you NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME No problem let me explain more the utility of the keys for aggregate boxes Not all aggregate boxes are preceded by a restream sometimes the boxes will just work on keys how they are Take the example of an aggregate box that calculates the average heartbeat of each soldier The soldiers might just be distinguished by NAME so the box can automatically keep NUM state per NAME soldier As far as othogonal grouping consider Tumble which closes the current state every time it sees a new set of group by attributes If the new set of group by attributes differs by a stream identifier attribute or the set of attributes that restream currently groups into an NAME this is not what you want to happen Stream identifier attributes are special because seeing a new one with an aggregate box does not necessarily close a state because multiple states are maintained simultaneously NUM per stream id Consider the following example NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM NUM NAME NUM CHAR NUM Note that none of these tuples needs to close a state but if you treat NAME as a regular group by attribute you will be closing states after tuples NUM and NUM Thus NAME or if we remove it the additional grouping that is done by restream is orthogonal to the regular groupby attributes of Tumble Regarding your question about joins NAME says that we have no idea how join will work yet it might not even be windowed NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think I was wrong Just forget what I said Sorry Returning to your first question I do nt think I can judge whether the negatives of increasing the complexity of the aggregate boxes outweigh the positives of doing that or not I just want to hear others opinions in the meeting But personally I do nt like to have stream ids because their relative utility seems low to me they are hidden from box modifiers In the mean time I do nt think I fully understand the complexity of the aggregate boxes having NUM orthoganal groupings Could you show me some examples I think it will be helpful for the others also Thank you NAME ps Do you know if joins which are windowed can work fine with tuples not sorted by the timestamp order If you have a join with NUM min time winodw such that the timestamp sequences of both the left and right input tuples are commonly NUM NUM pm NUM NUM pm NUM NUM pm NUM NAME NUM pm NUM NAME what would you do Hi NAME I am not sure what you mean but I think you are saying that for aggregate operators timestamps need to be kept around for each NAME But I think that s only because there is NUM state for each NAME so even if we do nt have NAME we will still have more than NUM state So I m not sure how throwing away this system will help NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote we reordering issue If Re NAME NAME Looks good I just have to edit the type inference proposal a little bit to take away the name type separation NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Can you guys look this over before NUM mail it out and give me your opinion Did I cover everything we talked about Thanks NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM Some pseudocode for NAME Hi all The following is the pseudocode for the NAME class It makes the following assumptions NUM The FieldExt must be rewritten to accept ports in addition to offset and size NUM An evaluate method of most of the Predicates must be added to accept NUM tuples in addition to the method that accepts NUM NUM A Priority Queue has been written separately with the following functionality CHAR Can be traversed in ascending or descending order ii A lowest method that returns the first node in the queue the first node meaning the lowest element in the queue if the queue is in ascending order the highest otherwise iii CHAR NAME method that removes the lowest element in the queue iv An insert method that inserts a node in the queue in the correct location using the provided NAME method see below NUM An tuple in the buffer can be emitted if CHAR the buffer is full ii that element has been in the queue longer than the parameter maxtime kind of it actually uses system timestamps not local times class NAME NAME NAME buffernode buffer NAME predscompare NAME predsequal NAME maxtime struct buffernode string tuple tuple lastemitted constuctor NAME atts int bsize int numatts Timestamp maxtime maxtime maxtime NAME leftatts NAME atts numatts NUM NAME rightatts NAME atts numatts NUM buffer new PriorityQueue buffernode bsize atts numatts for each att in numatts FieldExt left leftatts att NAME right rightatts att switch atttype case NAME predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case FLOAT predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case STRING predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case TIMESTAMP predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right function NAME tuple has already been set by scheduler TimeStamp currtime getTimeStamp tuple first check to see if there are any expired tuples in the buffer for each node in buffer IN DESCENDING ORDER if currtime NAME nodetuple maxtime removeUntilNode node if NAME NAME tuple else if NAME bufferlowest tuple NUM NAME NAME tuple else if NAME lastemitted tuple NUM outstreamconcat tuple numtuplesemitted lastemitted tuple function removeUntilNode buffernode elem for each node in buffer in ASCENDING ORDER if node elem emitLowest else emitLowest break function emitLowest outstreamconcat bufferlowest numtuplesemitted lastemitted bufferremoveLowest function NAME string tuple bufferinsert tuple int NAME string NAME string tuple for each att in numatts if predcompare att evaluate tuple tuple return NUM else if predequal att evaluate tuple tuple return NUM return NUM NAME NAME string atts int numatts bool whichPort This method is exactly the same as what is done in the restream method The only difference is that once it creates the instance of the NAME class it sets the port to NAME Timestamp and String NAME issue I am wondering if these should really be completely invisible to the user NUM reasons could be NUM The user wants to NAME on the system timestamp NUM We said that the elements that went into making stream id would be passed along into the system However aggregate boxes remove these extraneous attributes and just pass along the different type of groupby attributes So we still have the problem of undescriptive numbers being generated by these aggregate boxes This is actually another argument for why the stream id maybe should nt just be a number NAME Re Some pseudocode for NAME I have a tennis game then how is NUM am NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Let s discuss this over a meeting How is am tomorrow NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME University Ph NAME NAME NUM EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi all The following is the pseudocode for the NAME class It makes the following assumptions NUM The FieldExt must be rewritten to accept ports in addition to offset and size NUM An evaluate method of most of the Predicates must be added to accept NUM tuples in addition to the method that accepts NUM NUM A Priority Queue has been written separately with the following functionality CHAR Can be traversed in ascending or descending order ii A lowest method that returns the first node in the queue the first node meaning the lowest element in the queue if the queue is in ascending order the highest otherwise iii A removeLowest method that removes the lowest element in the queue iv An insert method that inserts a node in the queue in the correct location using the provided NAME method see below NUM An tuple in the buffer can be emitted if CHAR the buffer is full ii that element has been in the queue longer than the parameter maxtime kind of it actually uses system timestamps not local times class NAME NAME NAME buffernode buffer NAME predscompare NAME predsequal NAME maxtime struct buffernode string tuple tuple lastemitted constuctor NAME atts int bsize int numatts Timestamp maxtime maxtime maxtime NAME leftatts NAME atts numatts NUM NAME rightatts NAME atts numatts NUM buffer new PriorityQueue buffernode bsize atts numatts for each att in numatts FieldExt left leftatts att NAME right rightatts att switch atttype case NAME predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case FLOAT predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case STRING predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right case TIMESTAMP predscompare att new NAME left right predsequal att new NAME left right function NAME tuple has already been set by scheduler TimeStamp currtime getTimeStamp tuple first check to see if there are any expired tuples in the buffer for each node in buffer IN DESCENDING ORDER if currtime NAME nodetuple maxtime removeUntilNode node if NAME NAME tuple else if NAME bufferlowest tuple NUM emitLowest NAME tuple else if NAME lastemitted tuple NUM outstreamconcat tuple numtuplesemitted lastemitted tuple function removeUntilNode buffernode elem for each node in buffer in ASCENDING ORDER if node elem emitLowest else emitLowest break function emitLowest outstreamconcat bufferlowest numtuplesemitted lastemitted bufferremoveLowest function NAME string tuple bufferinsert tuple int NAME string NAME string tuple for each att in numatts if predcompare att evaluate tuple tuple return NUM else if predequal att evaluate tuple tuple return NUM return NUM NAME NAME string atts int numatts bool whichPort This method is exactly the same as what is done in the restream method The only difference is that once it creates the instance of the NAME class it sets the port to NAME Thank You I just wanted to send you a quick note to thank you for taking us to dinner and to the improv show This is just yet another reason why I have so much enjoyed working for with you for the past NUM years Thanks again NAME NAME NAME Hi Professor NAME NAME and I were wondering if we could verify what we agreed about the Tumble box from Wednesday s meeting In particular I am not sure we can really move NUM of the extra timeout parameters into the UNTIL clause like you and NAME said Would you have time at all today to meet with NAME and me or would you rather we have this discussion over email NAME NAME NAME I think the version of Slide you were just talking to me about is different from the writeup of slide that I am looking at I believe that this is the latest written verseion that I have received In this writeup you have a parameter called TUPLIMIT that counts the number of tuples that contributed to a state and if TUPLIMIT is reached then this is the default close Obviously this makes SLIDE CHAR NUM different from TUMBLE although this could be implemented in Tumble using the UNLESS satisfies clause Is there a more recent written version somewhere that has the default stop for SLIDE being that the value of the groupby attributes being outside the windowrange NAME Re NAME NAME I am looking at the July NUM document that you sent to the zippers list on July NUM to present at the July NUM meeting that was the meeting where we finally agreed on these operators I have not received any written document from you sice then but maybe you have been revising the operators since then in private emails to NAME or NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote You must be looking at the wrong document NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM phone Assistant Professor Computer Science NUM NUM NUM fax NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE NAME MA NUM On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I think the version of Slide you were just talking to me about is different from the writeup of slide that I am looking at I believe that this is the latest written verseion that I have received In this writeup you have a parameter called TUPLIMIT that counts the number of tuples that contributed to a state and if TUPLIMIT is reached then this is the default close Obviously this makes SLIDE CHAR NUM different from TUMBLE although this could be implemented in Tumble using the UNLESS satisfies clause Is there a more recent written version somewhere that has the default stop for SLIDE being that the value of the groupby attributes being outside the windowrange NAME Re Schedule and tasks for string and timestamp stuff As NAME started to say timestamps are already there we just have to hide them from the user by editing the queue viewer and workload generator Strings are already there the NAME just does nt deal with strings with a size NUM well Stream id will be an int not a string and has to be generated by the workload generator for now Besides editing the queueviewer which is easy these tasks do nt really fall into a domain that we have been playing around in NAME and workload generator so it is probably best to ask them for a time estimate Also either the NAME or the FieldExt method have to be edited to start all user offsets at NUM bits NUM bytes but I am not sure where it is best to hard code this system offset NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey guys What are the tasks that have to be performed in order to get strings and timestamps into the tuples and processed by NAME And what s your best guess for the time to alot for each task Thanks NAME Re NAME Hey NAME I made a few minor changes and I am sending it back to you That way you can send it to NAME since you did most of the work However if by tomorrow you still have nt sent it then I will assume that you ca nt log into the cs server and I will go ahead and send it but explain that you wrote it I will show you the changes that I made on Monday I hope you will agree NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote I think I have the pseudo code all ready Can you look over it and then send it to NAME if you like it Thanks NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re NAME tennis NAME asked me yesterday what time the game was today I told him NUM NUM is that right NAME Re NAME Hey NAME I think I fixed the segmentation fault I commented out the delete CHAR lines and now the program seems to work what I think was happening was that the erase method in the hashmap table already calls delete and strange stuff was happening when I got deleted twice If you get a chance please run it yourself and tell me if you think it is working NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME I made a few minor changes and I am sending it back to you That way you can send it to NAME since you did most of the work However if by tomorrow you still have nt sent it then I will assume that you ca nt log into the cs server and I will go ahead and send it but explain that you wrote it I will show you the changes that I made on Monday I hope you will agree NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote I think I have the pseudo code all ready Can you look over it and then send it to NAME if you like it Thanks NAME I am what I am and that s all that I am NAME NAME NAME NAME University MB NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME MA NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL ORG NAME Hi Professor NAME I talked to you at NAME in September about my application to ORG I told you that I applied last year and did not get in but that I was reapplying this year You explained to me that the admissions process at ORG works so that professors vote for students that they thought should be admitted You also told me to let you know when I had completed my application so that you could take a look at it I just wanted to let you know that my application is now complete and has just been submitted NAME and NAME s references will probably arrive later this week my references on record are probably from last year I hope all is well I have heard that you are now beginning to think about NAME in more detail NAME Re your mail Hi NAME It s great to hear from you SMILEY It turns out that I will not be coming back for the holidays instead I will be making use of my proximity to the rest of NAME to do some traveling I hope to come back to the States in March sometime in which case I will definitely stop by NAME The brief update is that I am really enjoying my time at NAME The classes are challenging the lecturers are very good and I think I am benefitting from interactions with many other students from all over the world My term ended last Friday and I 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NAME NAME NAME NAME Processing Set Expressions over Continuous NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Contorting NAME Dimensional Data for NAME NAME NAME NAME Bin NAME NAME Chin NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR kIndex An Adaptive Structural Summary for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Statistical Schema Integration across the Deep Web NAME NAME NAME NAME A Characterization of the Sensitivity of NAME NAME to Storage Access Cost NAME NAME NAME NAME ACCEPTED DEMOS NUM accepted out of NUM submissions NAME A Data Stream Management System NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BIRNM A Semantic Mediator for Solving NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME He NAME NAME NAME A Novel Dimension Reduction Scheme for Efficient Indexing in A Large Image NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Q NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME IRIS NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME PLASTIC Reducing the Cost of NAME NAME through NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A Building Block for Efficient Information Extraction from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME with Compressed Cube and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME TIMBER A native system for querying NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Transparent MidTier NAME NAME in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Fan A System for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A Visual Correlation Tool for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A System for Efficiently Querying Secure NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME MiddleTier NAME Caching For Highly NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Peering into NAME NAME NAME Chin NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Chin NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Exact and Approximate Phrase Matching in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Query by NAME in Action with its Technology NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME ica NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME STREAM The NAME NAME NAMENPNAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME stin NAME and NAME NAME NAME Continuous Dataflow NAME The NAME NAME ACCEPTED PANELS Querying NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Report on the Fourth Where Should We Be NAME NAME Moderator NAME NAME ACCEPTED TUTORIALS NAME A Query Language for NAME 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from September NUM till September NUM NUM FTT NUM will concentrate on the mathematical foundations of fuzzy logic in a broad as well as in a narrow sense and all kind of application domains of these theories of fuzziness More particular we will welcome papers on the following theoretical issues and their applications Fuzzy topology including fuzzy metric spaces and smooth topological spaces Fuzzy algebraic structures such as fuzzy groups fuzzy rings fuzzy vector spaces Fuzzy numbers and arithmetical operations including ranking procedures for fuzzy numbers Fuzzy intuitionistic sets Intervalvalued fuzzy sets NAME sets fuzzy rough sets Lfuzzy sets Links between different models of imprecision and uncertainty Fuzzy relational structures including fuzzy relational equations fuzzy similarity relations and fuzzy orderings Fuzzy geometry Uncertainty theories including possibility and necessity theory plausibility and belief measures imprecise probabilities Logical operations including tnorms 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th through Saturday March th You will meet faculty and graduate students hear talks learn about our program and facilities and enjoy several social occasions The graduate students have planned a party and a dinner for you and you can use the visit to learn more about life at NAME firsthand The schedule and other information are available on on this Web page WEBSITE This page will be updated continuously between now and the event We ask you to arrange for your transportation to Providence We will take care of all other arrangements The department will reimburse up to US NUM of travel expenses and will provide accommodations and meals from Thursday night through Sunday morning Providence is well served by air the airport code is NAME NAME s Northeast Direct serice the NAME commuter rail and Greyhound and Bonanza bus lines Detailed directions to NAME are available at the above Web site Although the scheduled activities end Saturday evening we can provide accommodations that night if it 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your show came back to life and is stopping other emails from getting to me It s probably being a bitch and saying that it was first in line so if it ca nt get to me then nothing can and eating the rest of your emails NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM EMAIL wrote CHAR I do nt really know where you are right now I m assuming still in NAME just wanted to let you know that I ve booked the rest of the trip NAME and NAME NAME being drum roll FREE yowsers about to leave the office for the last time sniffle sniffle alrighties well when you actually check your email you ll have the whole arc of emails from me I hope this does nt intimidate or scare you heehee okeydokes NAME the TRIP BOOKER Re To Ms Showers are Overrated Yeah NAME I got your first email I also got the one you included in the NEXT EMAIL section You just made it sound like you had sent me a barrage of emails so I thought I missed a few SMILEY I think you might be on to something with the reverse speed of light theory I do nt think NAME even considered that piece But amazingly since he squares the speed of light CHAR in his famous formular CHAR mc CHAR does nt affect his calculations at all so he probably did nt bother But for our putposes this point is crucial because since a lost email has no mass this means that your renegade NAME travelling space warping email moving at the negative speed of light must have infinite energy With all this energy of course it can go running around commiting evil acts like capturing other emails sent by you The reprecussions of this might still be greater in the months to come Just imagine if this email ever becomes allied to NAME I m nervous already Fine be that way and REFUSE to share with me where we are staying in NAME I might just accentilly lose your train ticket NAME You got it insured Well I might just have to become NAME NAME and lose my train ticket then That ll teach you I ll even be able to fly back from Trieste on your extra flight NAME NAME NAME when I think I have made up my jetlag stupid NAME has to move its clocks forward ANOTHER hour How is it NUM NUM in the afternoon already NAME NAME Sat NUM Mar NUM EMAIL wrote I ve given this good thought My freaking Fwd NAME flyer email spends all day riding the evil circle district metropolatin line The line is NAME slow that it manages to break the speed of light in reverse SO long story short because man is it a long story it can intercept any or all emails as it sees fit NAME in the past present and future of course Of course well being that my words are incredibly prescious I ve cut and paste my email that has nt seemed to send to the bottom of this That s so weird that emails do nt go to you soooo NAME CHAR emailed NAME my bro bro s best friend from college who lives there with her austrian husband asking her for suggestions she emailed back INSISTING we stay with them so it s settled The guys name is NAME NAME and NAME sort of a funny story CHAR looked sooo much and could nt find ANY good deals so I went to this last minute website made a bid type deal sort of but not really and ended up with actually I think I ll hold you in suspense for a bit CHAR The hotel looks OK but not as good as the NAME boat alrighty this is going to be sooooooo long with the cut and pasted email so I ll call it quits I ll give you crap about your lack of home internet lataz NEXT EMAIL CHAR Hey NAME Dragons mmm This is a SOLID reason to go to NAME But I do nt know if we have time to do ALL of the stuff you ve mentioned We have our train passes though so I think we can play it by ear with that That s great that both schools were so appealing The hardest decision I d say would be the should I get the phd dilemna You ca nt really go wrong with either school so try not to stress about that I ve heard that NAME is BEAUTIFUL Did you get to see your broseph and his girlfriend It s been SUCH a good time with my girlies I just dropped them off at heathrow this afternoon and my room is so empty It was very chill We did nt try to squeeze in to much because it was more about seeing each other sooo much fun though we each purchased sparkly rings for each other got down on our knees in the store and proposed It was quite emotional I think the cashier cried CHAR I feel like I m running some sort of a boarding house though NAME the gd sister NUM weeks ago then jessi and NAME now in roughly NUM min NAME the other gd sister on her way back to cananda so I m sorry that I have nt had time to check out the hostel hotel situation I promise I will be good for something and do that CHAR it s just been crazy hectic as I m sure it has been for you did you ever get our train passes delivered to your house yawn yawn soo tired NAME home is NAME nice NAME Re NAME Question Thanks for the advice That s interesting that industry cares more about pedigree than academic places I wonder if it s because the faculty interview process is more thorough or perhaps it s because people people in academia understand more that the differences between the top schools are nt that great By the way I heard from NAME today I did nt get the fellowship but at least I got honorable mention this year So that leaves the NAME as the only thing left to hear back from NAME all is well NAME PS For some reason our work together was chosen as the example of the research opportunites NAME gives its students in a report from the NUM major research universities in NAME claiming they bring ecomonic benefit to the area and assumedly derserve some kind of tax break If you re interested there s a couple sentences about us on page NUM of Part NUM The Universities as NAME Education Research and Business Development which can be found at WEBSITE worth your time SMILEY On Mon NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Another way to look at it is that if you excel at NAME or ORG you will be in a better position than if you excel at NAME I guess you have to ask yourself where you will excel I do nt know how to answer your question Some industry places seemed to care about my pedigree but I do nt know about academic places I got offers from all of the academic places I interviewed except for one so obviously they were nt concerned about my going to NAME On the other hand maybe I would have gotten more interviews from topcalibre schools coming from somewhere else who knows NAME Hi Professor NAME Just got back from NAME talked to Christian NAME NAME and NAME Anyway NAME and NAME brought up the point that NUM advantage of going to NAME over an ORG or NAME would be that it would be easier to differentiate oneself from the other students to get a good recommendation should I want to apply for faculty positions after I graduate I had nt thought of this and was wondering what you thought given that you went through the application process recently after graduating NAME Do you think you would have done better if you went to a school with a bigger name or did being one of the best students at NAME help you Sorry to bother you there s no rush to answer this question Either way NAME and NAME convinced me that NAME should still remain in consideration Anyway it was nice to see you today and catch up NAME Question Hi Professor NAME Hello from NAME NAME I have now been here a month and am really enjoying the NAME in which I am currently enrolled The lecturers for this Course are all very good and I am currently leaning about speech recognition and natural language processing I am finding that I am using a lot of the material that I learned in your course CS such as finite state machines contextfree grammars etc I think that NAME has prepared me really well for this NAME I am still unsure about what I will do next year once I have finished with the NAME I am currently applying to graduate schools both in the NAME and in NAME and am also applying for an NAME fellowship for graduate research Part of the NAME application requires NUM recommendation letters and I was wondering if you would be willing to write one of these recommendations it would be due by December th If you are willing to write a recommendation please let me know and I will send you the forms and codes necessary to fill out Thanks NAME NAME Hi Professor NAME It seems that I gave you the wrong link in my previous email to you last week for where to find the online recommednation form for the NAME fellowship The form can be found at NAME NAME By the way I said in my proposed plan of research that I wanted to do research in data streams Please let me know if it would be helpful to you for me to send you this plan in writing the recommendation Sorry to fill up your email box with yet another email SMILEY NAME Re Question Hi Professor NAME I am not really sure what you mean by a NAME with my stated goals I have attached my proposed plan of research in both NAME and NAME form that is part of the NAME application is that what you wanted Or do you want a resumetype document Please let me know and I can send you whatever you need as soon as I can The recommendation is online you should nt have to print anything out and can be found at httpsWEBSITE reference code is G It is due on December th NUM Please let me know if you need any more documents from me Thanks NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Glad to hear that you are enjoying NAME I will be glad to recommend But please also send me a NAME with your stated goals The NAME requires that Best wishes NAME At NUM NUM AM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Professor NAME Hello from NAME NAME I have now been here a month and am really enjoying the NAME in which I am currently enrolled The lecturers for this Course are all very good and I am currently leaning about speech recognition and natural language processing I am finding that I am using a lot of the material that I learned in your course CS such as finite state machines contextfree grammars etc I think that NAME has prepared me really well for this NAME I am still unsure about what I will do next year once I have finished with the NAME I am currently applying to graduate schools both in the NAME and in NAME and am also applying for an NAME fellowship for graduate research Part of the NAME application requires NUM recommendation letters and I was wondering if you would be willing to write one of these recommendations it would be due by December th If you are willing to write a recommendation please let me know and I will send you the forms and codes necessary to fill out Thanks NAME Re Help with NAME documents Hi NAME Sorry for the delay in email Things are a ltitle crazy here SMILEY What NAME documents are you talking about From what I can recall we never made any But I could just be forgetting I did find an early version of the Grammar which I am attaching with this email But do nt just forward that on to Christian because some of it was changed when we implemented it The best thing to do would be to open up NAME and see how the structure of the code differs from the document I sent you and update the document It should be fairly logical how the code translates to the grammar if you look through it even if you have nt taken NAME yet I hope all is well good luck with your presentation at the NAME meeting tomorrow SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hey NAME How s it going there Things are tough here as always I have join about to be coded I will present it on Friday and hope NAME will like it Other than that everything else is driving me crazy OK Here is where I need help Christian was documents on NAME The storage manager I think is planning to use NAME for connection points I looked around for the docs but ca nt find anything besides the pseudocodes that I wrote Since you did most of the big stuff I am assuming you have those saved somewhere I checked the little laptop for your files but could not find them So I would be very grateful if you could send those files to me of course if you have them Otherwise I will try to write up something to give to Christian Thanks Cheers NAME Re hi Hi NAME I am really sorry it took me so long to get back to you Things are really crazy here at NAME more later in this email Also it is best to use EMAIL to email me I do nt have my cs account forwarding to my NAME account because it gets much more junk email that real email I looked through my documents and I could nt find any of my NAME stuff from last year I am not sure where it went it might be on the laptop in my old office in NAME Sorry I could nt be of help I hope you found the documents from somebody else Glad to hear you are still TAing I am sure NAME is really happy to have you helping him out How is it Is the class running smoothly How are your classes You asked for an update on how life isn NAME is In short I am having tons of fun I spent the first week in NAME with my family my aunt uncle and NUM cousins which was nice because I was able to adjust to being in NAME before living on my own at NAME It was especially nice because I had nt seen my cousins for more than NUM years even though we used to be very close when I lived in NAME After this week in NAME I left for NAME Like many visitors I m sure I was initially struck by the ancient architecture chapels quadrangles and dormatories that look kind of like the NAME castle except that they actually belong and fit in with their surroundings But then I got to NAME College where I am staying which is about a NUM minute walk from the center of town and the architecture suddenly became more modern Luckily I was warned about this or I might have been a little disappointed My room is really nice it s about twice the size of a typical NAME single room that already came furnished with tables chairs lights and even a sink There is also a bedder that comes every weekday and empties my trash and will do some minor additional cleaning as well My first week here was crazy There were no classes which was really nice because that allowed me to take care of all the little things such as buying all of the things I did nt have room to bring or could nt bring because the voltage in NAME is different from that in the NAME finding a bank figuring out what phone to get etc during the day leaving the nights for socializing and enjoying the English lifestyle Most of the undergrads had nt moved in yet so most of the people I met that first week were graduate students The graduate population at NAME is very different from the undergrad poulation while the undergrads are mostly English the graduate students are from all over so far I have met people from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and of course NAME NAME and NAME but most of the graduate students are from the NAME At times it felt like I was at an American University that had been somehow transported to th century NAME Most nights are spent here at pubs in the center of town NAME has the highest density of pubs in the NAME so there is no shortage of new pubs to find I much prefer the concept of an English pub to an American bar perhaps it is my sedentary disposition but I enjoy being able to sit down and talk with people without having to yell which is usually quite difficult at most American bars I have found it much easier to get to know someone that I have just met at a pub than I could at bars or clubs in the States Of course as a natural consequence of frequenting so many pubs I have been drinking much more than I am generally used to It is apparently socially unacceptable for men to ask for a halfpint at a pub so I usually have a pint of guiness at each pub This can add up over an evening but luckily the walk is so long to get to and from the center of town that I can work off all of those calories Classes are good but not really central to NAME life People seem to work much less hard here at least compared to NAME At NAME I spent most nights reviewing and studying here I do nt really find that this is necessary But I still feel I am learning a lot I am just more productive during the day My NAME is very much in the American style where there is a lot of interaction between lecturers and students Speech processing and natural language parsing is interesting but as you kow I was never really excited about it when Prof NAME taught it in NAME and I am still looking forward to next year when I can go back to databases Anyway it is getting late and I should probably go to bed I hope all is well and if you find yourself in NAME you have a place to stay SMILEY NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How is the NAME I d been meaning to write and see how things were there but now I have another reason for writing also I m TAing again for NUM with NAME this time and we decided to reuse the NAME from last year which involved making a Priority Queue I thought you were the head for this last year and might have a solution lying around somewhere If you do and could send it to me when you get a chance that d be great So how is grad school Being in the Master s program is nt much different than being an undergrad except I have more work Classes are no harder but I need to NAME and grade for NUM to feed myself Oh well I m still hoping to get into a Ph NAME program for next year Do you know yet where you ll be NAME s class is good as expected It seems a bit slow perhaps since a lot of the systems stuff I ve picked up from NAME s classes but it does seem useful What kind of stuff are you learning Well duty calls NAME all is well with you Cheers NAME Re Done Hi Professor NAME Thank you very much writing me the recommendation As you know the NAME fellowship is very well respected in the field of computer science and I really appreciate your help in contributing to my application I hope things are going well at NAME NAME See was telling me that you are teaching CS this semester Thanks again NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote It has been submitted through NAME Lane Your proposal looks very good NAME NAME NAME Electronic 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Hi Professor NAME Hello from NAME NAME I have now been here a month and am really enjoying the NAME in which I am currently enrolled The lecturers for this Course are all very good and I am currently leaning about speech recognition and natural language processing I am finding that I am using a lot of the material that I learned in your course CS such as finite state machines contextfree grammars etc I think that NAME has prepared me really well for this NAME I am still unsure about what I will do next year once I have finished with the NAME I am currently applying to graduate schools both in the NAME and in NAME and am also applying for an NAME fellowship for graduate research Part of the NAME application requires NUM recommendation letters and I was wondering if you would be willing to write one of these recommendations it would be due by December th If you are willing to write a recommendation please let me know and I will send you the forms and codes necessary to fill out Thanks 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NAME newcommand happyface mbox Large bigcirc smallraisebox in hspace in smile raisebox in hspace in hspace in normalsize hspace in newtheorem translation Translation newtheorem theorem Theorem newtheorem lemma Lemma newtheorem corollary Corollary NAME macros NAME renewcommand arraystretch left begin array l mm NUM mm end array right newcommand att mbox tiny bf NAME newcommand attval mbox tiny NAME NAME newcommand attvallist mbox tiny NAME NAME newcommand attvaltlist mbox tiny NAME myvaluebold NAME newcommand attvaltyp mbox tiny NAME myvaluebold NAME newcommand attvalshrunktyp mbox tiny NAME boxvaluebold NAME newcommand myvaluebold mbox tiny bf NAME newcommand boxvaluebold fbox tiny bf NAME newcommand ind NAME fbox tiny NAME newcommand qeq q newcommand tuple langle NUM rangle maketitle begin abstract We develop a framework for formalizing semantic construction within grammars expressed in typed feature structure logics including sc hpsg The approach provides an alternative to the lambda calculus it maintains much of the desirable flexibility of unificationbased approaches to composition while constraining the allowable operations in order to capture basic generalizations and improve maintainability end abstract Some grammar formalisms incorporate both syntactic and semantic representations within the same structure For instance Figure shows of typed feature structures sc tfs s for it NAME it sleeps and the phrase it NAME sleeps in an sc hpsg like representation loosely based on NAME and NAME NUM The semantic representation expressed is intended to be equivalent to rname CHAR NAME wedge sleep CHAR x NAME variables are free we will discuss scopal relationships and quantifiers below Note begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item Variable equivalence is represented by coindexation within a sc tfs item The coindexation in it NAME sleeps is achieved as an effect of instantiating the sc subj slot in the sign for it sleeps item Structures representing individual predicate applications henceforth elementary predications or sc ep s are accumulated by an append operation Conjunction of sc ep s is implicit item All signs have an index functioning somewhat like a lambda variable begin figure NAME tiny avmplus attval SYN avmplus att np attvaltyp HEAD noun attvallist SUBJ attvallist COMPS attval SEM avmplus attval INDEX ind myvaluebold refind attvallist RESTR avmplus attvaltyp RELN RNAME attval INSTANCE ind attvaltyp NAME KIM NAME sleeps tiny avmplus attval SYN avmplus attvaltyp HEAD verb attvallist SUBJ avmplus attvaltyp SYN np attval SEM avmplus attval INDEX ind attval RESTR ind attvallist COMPS attval SEM avmplus attval INDEX ind myvaluebold event attvallist RESTR avmplus attvaltyp RELN SLEEP attval SIT ind attval ACT ind NAME sleeps tiny avmplus attval SYN avmplus attval HEAD ind myvaluebold verb attval SEM avmplus attval INDEX ind myvaluebold event attval RESTR ind avmplus attvaltyp RELN RNAME attval INSTANCE ind attvaltyp NAME KIM append ind avmplus attvaltyp RELN SLEEP attval SIT ind myvaluebold event attval ACT ind WEBSITE avmplus attval INDEX ind attval RESTR ind WEBSITERESTR ind caption Expressing semantics in sc tfs s end figure CHAR similar approach has been used in a large number of implemented grammars see NAME NUM for a fairly early example It is in many ways easier to work with than lambda calculus based approaches which we discuss further below and has the great advantage of allowing generalizations about the syntaxsemantics interface to be easily expressed But there are problems The operations are only specified in terms of the sc tfs logic the interpretation relies on an intuitive correspondence with a conventional logical representation but this is not spelled out Furthermore the operations on the semantics are not tightly specified or constrained For instance although sc hpsg has the Semantics NAME NAME and NAME NUM this does not stop the composition process accessing arbitrary pieces of structure so it is often not easy to conceptually disentangle the syntax and semantics in an sc hpsg Nothing guarantees that the grammar is it monotonic by which we mean that in each rule application the semantic content of each daughter subsumes some portion of the semantic content of the mother ie no semantic information is dropped during composition this makes it impossible to guarantee that certain generation algorithms will work effectively Finally from a theoretical perspective it seems clear that substantive generalizations are being missed NAME NAME NAME sc mrs NAME et NAME NUM see also Egg NUM tightens up the specification of composition a little It enforces monotonic accumulation of sc ep s by making all rules append the sc ep s of their daughters an approach which was followed by NAME and NAME NUM but it does not fully specify compositional principles and does not formalize composition We attempt to rectify these problems by developing an algebra which gives a general way of expressing composition The semantic algebra lets us specify the allowable operations in a less cumbersome notation than sc tfs s and abstracts away from the specific feature architecture used in individual grammars but the essential features of the algebra can be encoded in the hierarchy of lexical and constructional type constraints Our work actually started as an attempt at rational reconstruction of semantic composition in the large grammar implemented by the lingo project at sc csli available via tt WEBSITE Semantics and the syntax semantics interface have accounted for approximately NUM of the development time of the English Resource Grammar sc erg largely because the account of semantics within sc hpsg is so underdetermined In this paper we begin by giving a formal account of a very simplified form of the algebra and in Sref interpsection we consider its interpretation In Sref holessection to Sref controlsection we generalize to the full algebra needed to capture the use of sc mrs in the lingo English Resource Grammar sc erg Finally we conclude with some comparisons to the lambda calculus and to other work on unification based grammar section A simple semantic algebra label simple The following shows the equivalents of the structures in Figure in our algebra begin array l l mbox Kim x subj comp mbox em rname NAME mbox em Kim end array begin array l l mbox sleeps e NAME comp mbox em sleep NAME NAME end array begin array l l mbox Kim sleeps e subj comp mbox em sleep NAME x WEBSITE mbox em rname NAME mbox em Kim xx end array The last structure is semantically equivalent to mbox em sleep NAME x mbox em rname NAME mbox em Kim In the structure for it sleeps the first part e is a it hook and the second part x subj and comp is the it hole s The third element the it lzt is a bag of elementary predications sc ep s footnote As usual in sc mrs this is a bag rather than a set because we do not want to have to check for disallow repeated sc ep s eg em big big car Intuitively the hook is a record of the value in the semantic entity that can be used to fill a hole in another entity during composition The holes record gaps in the semantic form which occur because it represents a syntactically unsaturated structure Some structures have no holes such as that for it NAME When structures are composed a hole in NUM structure the semantic head is filled with the hook of the other by equating the variables and their lzts are appended It should be intuitively obvious that there is a relationship between this algebra and the sc tfs s shown in Figure although there are other sc tfs architectures which would share the same encoding We now give a formal description of the algebra In this section we simplify by assuming that each entity has only NUM hole which is unlabelled and only consider NUM sorts of variables events and individuals The set of semantic entities is built from the following vocabulary begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item The absurdity symbol bot item indices i NAME ldots consisting of NUM subtypes of indices events e NAME ldots and individuals x NAME ldots item CHAR place predicates which take indices as arguments item Equality can only be used to identify variables of compatible sorts eg xx is well formed but ex is not Sort compatibility corresponds to unifiability in the sc tfs logic Elementary Predications sc sep label seps An sc sep contains NUM components begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item A relation symbol item A list of NUM or more ordinary variable arguments of the relation ie indices end enumerate This is written relation arg NUM ldots arg CHAR For instance mbox like CHAR CHAR y is a wellformed sc sep end defn bf Equality Conditions Where i and i are indices ii is an equality condition Set Sigma of Simple semantic Entities sc ssement sinSigma if and only if sbot or CHAR langle NAME NAME NAME srangle such that begin itemize topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item s i is a hook item s emptyset or i is a hole item s is a bag of sc sep s the lzt item s is a set of equalities between variables the eqs end itemize end defn We write a sc ssement as i i mbox sc sep it s mbox sc eq it s Note for convenience we omit the set markers from the hook and hole when there is no possible confusion The sc sep s and sc eq s are partial em descriptions of the fully specified formulae of first order logic begin defn bf The Semantic Algebra A Semantic Algebra defined on vocabulary V is the algebra langle Sigma oprangle where begin itemize topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item Sigma is the set of sc ssement s defined on the vocabulary V as given above item op SigmatimesSigma longrightarrow Sigma is the operation of semantic composition It satisfies the following conditions If abot or abot or mbox em hole a emptyset then op NAME NAME bot Otherwise begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item mbox em hook op NAME NAME mbox em hook a item mbox em hole op NAME NAME mbox em hole a item mbox em lzt op NAME NAME mbox em lzt a oplus mbox em lzt a item mbox em eq op NAME NAME NAME eq a cup eq a cup mbox em hook a mbox em hole a where NAME stands for em transitive closure ie if S xy yz then NAME S xy yz xz end itemize end defn This definition makes a the equivalent of a semantic functor and a its argument op is a function label opisfunction If aa and aa then aop NAME NAME op NAME NAME a Thus op is a function Furthermore the range of op is within Sigma So langle Sigma oprangle is an algebra end theorem We can assume that semantic composition always involves NUM arguments since we can define composition in ternary rules etc as a sequence of binary operations Grammar rules ie constructions may contribute semantic information but we assume that this information obeys all the same constraints as the semantics for a sign so in effect such a rule is semantically equivalent to having null elements in the grammar The correspondence between the order of the arguments to op and linear order is specified by syntax We use variables and equality statements to achieve the same effect as coindexation in sc tfs s This raises NUM problem which is the need to avoid accidental variable equivalences eg accidentally using CHAR in both the signs for it cat and it dog when building the logical form of em A dog chased a cat We avoid this by adopting a convention that each instance of a lexical sign comes from a set of basic em sement s that have pairwise distinct variables The equivalent of coindexation within a lexical sign is represented by repeating the same variable but the equivalent of coindexation that occurs during semantic composition is an equality condition which identifies NUM different variables Stating this formally is straightforward but a little longwinded so we omit it here label interpsection The sc sep s and sc eq s can be interpreted with respect to a first order model langle CHAR CHAR Frangle where begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item CHAR is a set of events item A is a set of individuals item F is an interpretation function which assigns tuples of appropriate kinds to the predicates of the language The bf truth definition of the sc sep s and sc eq s which we group together under the term sc smrs for simple sc mrs is as follows begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item For all events and individuals CHAR sem v langle CHAR grangle CHAR v item For all CHAR predicates CHAR n sem P n langle CHAR grangle langle NAME ldots tnrangle langle NAME ldots tnranglein F CHAR n item sem P n NAME ldots vn langle CHAR grangle NUM iff langle sem v langle CHAR grangle ldots sem vn langle CHAR sem P n langle CHAR grangle item langle CHAR grangle NUM iff sem phi langle CHAR grangle and sem psi langle CHAR grangle NUM Thus with respect to a model M an sc smrs can be viewed as denoting an element of NAME P G where CHAR is the set of variable assignment functions ie elements of CHAR assign the variables CHAR ldots and CHAR ldots their denotations in begin array l sem smrs M g gmbox is a variable assignment WEBSITE mbox function and NAME smrs end array We now consider the semantics of the algebra This must define the semantics of the operation op in terms of a function CHAR which is defined entirely in terms of the denotations of op s arguments In other words sem op NAME NAME CHAR sem a sem a for some function CHAR Intuitively where the sc smrs of the sc sement a denotes G and the sc smrs of the sc sement a denotes G we want the semantic value of the sc smrs of op NAME a to denote the following abovedisplayskip NAME belowdisplayskip NAME Gcap NAME cap sem hook a hole NAME But this em cannot be constructed purely as a function of G and G The solution is to add hooks and holes to the denotations of sc sements cf NAME NUM We define the denotation of a sc sement to be an element of NUM times NUM times NAME P G where NAME CHAR as follows begin defn Denotations of sc sement s If aneq bot is a sc sement sem a M langle i CHAR NAME where begin enumerate topsep pt plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item CHAR mbox it hook a item CHAR mbox it hole a item CHAR g NAME mbox it smrs a end enumerate sem bot M langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle end defn So the meanings of sc sement s are ordered threetuples consisting of the hook and hole elements from NUM and a set of variable assignment functions that satisfy the sc smrs We can now define the following operation CHAR over these denotations to create an algebra begin defn Semantics of the Semantic Construction Algebra langle NAME NUM times NAME P CHAR frangle is an algebra where in begin array l CHAR langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle langle i i NUM Grangle langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle CHAR langle i i NUM Grangle langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle CHAR langle i i NUM Grangle langle i emptyset Grangle langleemptyset emptyset emptysetrangle CHAR langle i i NUM Grangle langle i i NUM Grangle WEBSITE langle i i NUM Gcap Gcap G rangle end array in where G g CHAR i CHAR i end defn And this operation demonstrates that semantic construction is compositional begin theorem Semantics of Semantic Construction is Compositional The mapping sem langle Sigma oprangle longrightarrow langle langle CHAR I NAME frangle is a homomorphism so sem op NAME NAME sem a sem a end theorem This follows from the definitions of sem op and CHAR holes label holessection We now start considering the elaborations necessary for real grammars As we suggested earlier it is necessary to have multiple labelled holes There will be a fixed inventory of labels for any grammar framework although there may be some differences between variantsfootnote For instance NAME and NAME NUM omit the distinction between sc spr and sc subj that is often made in other sc hpsg s In sc hpsg complements are represented using a list but in general there will be a fixed upper limit for the number of complements so we can label holes sc NAME sc NAME etc The full inventory of labels for the sc erg is sc subj spr spec NAME NAME NAME and sc mod see NAME and NAME NUM To illustrate the way the formalization goes with multiple slots consider op subj begin defn bf The definition of op subj op subj NAME a is the following If abot or abot or mbox em hole subj a emptyset then op subj NAME NAME bot And if exists CHAR neq mbox it subj such that mbox em hole l a cup mbox it hole l NAME then mbox it op subj NAME NAME bot Otherwise begin enumerate topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item mbox it hook op subj NAME NAME mbox it hook a item mbox it hole subj op NAME NAME mbox it hole subj a item For all labels lneq subj mbox it hole l op subj NAME NAME mbox it hole l a cup mbox it hole l a item mbox it lzt op subj NAME NAME mbox it lzt a oplus mbox it lzt a item mbox it eq op subj NAME NAME NAME eq a cup eq a cup NAME mbox it hook a mbox it hole subj a where NAME stands for it transitive closure end defn There will be similar operations op comp op comp etc for each labelled hole These operations can be proved to form an algebra langle Sigma op subj op comp ldotsrangle in a similar way to the unlabelled case shown in NAME ref opisfunction A little more work is needed to prove that opl is closed on Sigma In particular with respect to clause NUM of the above definition it is necessary to prove that opl NAME NAME bot or for all labels l mbox em hole l opl NAME NAME NUM but it is straightforward to see this is the case These operations can be extended in a way to handle simple constituent coordination of the kind that is currently dealt with in the sc erg eg em NAME sleeps and talks and em NAME and NAME sleep such cases involve daughters with nonempty holes of the same label and the semantic operation equates these holes in the mother sc sement section Scopal The algebra with labelled holes is sufficient to deal with simple grammars such as that in NAME and NAME NUM but to deal with scope more is needed It is now usual in constraint based grammars to allow for underspecification of quantifier scope by giving labels to pieces of semantic information and stating constraints between the labels In sc mrs labels called it handles are associated with each sc ep NAME relationships are represented by sc ep s with handletaking arguments If all handle arguments are filled by handles labelling sc ep s the structure is fully scoped but in general the relationship is not directly specified in a logical form but is constrained by the grammar via additional conditions handle constraints or it hcons footnote The underspecified scoped forms which correspond to sentences can be related to first order models of the fully scoped forms ie to models of sc wff s without labels via supervaluation eg NAME NUM This corresponds to stipulating that an underspecified logical form CHAR entails a base fully specified form phi only if all possible ways of resolving the underspecification in CHAR entails phi For reasons of space we do not give details here but note that this is entirely consistent with treating semantics in terms of a description of a logical formula The relationship between the sc sements of nonsentential constituents and a more standard formal language such as lambda calculus will be explored in future work A variety of different types of condition are possible and the algebra developed here is neutral between them so we will simply use relh to stand for such a constraint intending it to be neutral between for instance qeq qeq equality modulo quantifiers relationships used in sc mrs and the more usual leq relationships from sc udrt NAME NUM The conditions in hcons are accumulated by append To accommodate scoping in the algebra we will make hooks and holes em pairs of indices and handles The handle in the hook corresponds to the sc ltop feature in sc mrs The new vocabulary is begin enumerate topsep pt plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item The absurdity symbol bot item handles h h ldots item indices NAME NAME ldots as before item CHAR predicates which take handles and indices as arguments item relh and The revised definition of an sc ep is as in sc mrs begin defn Elementary Predications sc ep s label eps An sc ep contains exactly NUM components begin enumerate topsep pt plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item a handle which is the label of the sc ep item a relation item a list of NUM or more ordinary variable arguments of the relation ie indices item a list of NUM or more handles corresponding to scopal arguments of the relation This is written h CHAR a NUM ldots a n sa NUM ldots sa CHAR For instance mbox h every CHAR h h is an sc ep footnote Note em every is a predicate rather than a quantifier in this language since sc mrs s are partial descriptions of logical forms in a base language end defn We revise the definition of semantic entities to add the hcons conditions and to make hooks and holes pairs of handles and indices bf NAME NAME Where h and h are handles h relh h is an NAME condition Set Sigma of Semantic Entities sin Sigma if and only if sbot or CHAR langle NAME NAME NAME NAME srangle such that begin itemize topsep NAME plus NAME minus NAME WEBSITE item s CHAR i is a hook item s emptyset or CHAR i is a hole item s is a bag of sc ep conditions item s is a bag of sc hcons conditions item s is a set of equalities between variables end itemize end defn sc sement s are h i mbox em holes mbox em eps mbox em hcons mbox em eqs We will not repeat the full composition definition since it is unchanged from that in Sref simple apart from the addition of the append operation on hcons and a slight complication of eq to deal with the handle index pairs mbox em eq op NAME NAME NAME eq a cup eq a cup mbox em hdle mbox em hook a mbox em hdle mbox em hole a mbox em ind mbox em hook a mbox em ind mbox em hole a where NAME stands for em transitive closure as before and em hdle and em NAME access the handle and index of a pair We can extend this to include several labelled holes and operations as before And these revised operations still form an algebra The truth definition for sc sements is analogous to before We add to the model a set of labels CHAR handles denote these via CHAR and a wellfounded partial order leq on CHAR this helps interpret the em hcons cf NAME NUM CHAR sc sement then denotes an element of NAME H times cal P G where the NAME H CHAR Ltimes NUM are the new hook and holes Note that the language Sigma is first order and we do not use lambda abstraction over higher order elementsfootnote Even though we do not use lambda calculus for composition we could make use of lambda abstraction as a representation device for instance for dealing with adjectives such as it former cf NAME NUM For example in the standard Montagovian view a quantifier such as em every is represented by the higherorder expression lambda NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR x In our framework however em every is the following using qeq conditions as in the lingo sc erg in begin array CHAR mbox hf x subj comp CHAR x spec ldots NAME he mbox it every CHAR hr hs hr CHAR h end array and em dog is begin array CHAR mbox hd y subj comp spec ldots hd mbox it dog y end array in So these composes via op spec to yield em every dog in begin array l hf x subj comp spec ldots NAME he mbox it every CHAR hr hs hd mbox it dog CHAR NAME hr CHAR h h hd xy end array in This sc sement is semantically equivalent to in begin array l hf x subj comp spec ldots NAME he mbox it every CHAR hr hs hd mbox it dog CHAR hr q hd end array in A slight complication is that the determiner is also syntactically selected by the CHAR via the sc spr slot following NAME and NAME NUM However from the standpoint of the compositional semantics the determiner is the semantic head and it is only its sc spec hole which is involved the CHAR must be treated as having an empty sc spr hole In the sc erg the distinction between intersective and scopal modification arises because of distinctions in representation at the lexical level The repetition of variables in the sc sement of a lexical sign corresponding to sc tfs coindexation and the choice of type on those variables determines the type of modification bf Intersective modification em white dog in begin array r CHAR r mbox dog hd y subj comp ldots mod NAME hd mbox it dog y end array begin array r CHAR r mbox white hw x subj comp hw x mod NAME hw mbox it white x end array begin array r CHAR r mbox white dog hw x subj comp ldots mod NAME hd mbox it dog CHAR hw mbox it white x WEBSITE hwhd xy end array bf NAME NAME em probably walks in begin array r CHAR r mbox walks hw e CHAR x subj comp ldots mod hw mbox it walks CHAR x end array begin array r CHAR r mbox probably hp e subj comp ldots CHAR e mod NAME hp mbox it probably hs hs CHAR h end array begin array r CHAR r mbox probably hp e CHAR x subj comp ldots mod NAME hpmbox it probably hs hwmbox it walks CHAR CHAR op mod NAME hs CHAR h hwh ee end array and external arguments label controlsection We need to make one further extension to allow for control which we do by adding an extra slot to the hooks and holes corresponding to the external argument eg the external argument of a verb always corresponds to its subject position We illustrate this by showing NUM uses of em expect note the third slot in the hooks and holes for the external argument of each entity In both cases x CHAR is both the external argument of it expect and its subject s index but in the first structure x CHAR is also the external argument of the complement thus giving the control effect expect NUM as in em NAME expected to sleep he ee x e hs x CHAR x s subj h c e c x e comp ldots he mbox em expect ee x CHAR h CHAR h CHAR CHAR h c expect NUM em NAME expected that NAME would sleep he ee x e hs x CHAR x s subj h c e c x c comp ldots CHAR mbox em expect ee x CHAR h CHAR h eq h c Although these uses require different lexical entries the semantic predicate mbox em expect used in the NUM examples is the same in contrast to Montagovian approaches which either relate NUM distinct predicates via meaning postulates or require an additional semantic combinator The sc hpsg account does not involve such additional machinery but its formal underpinnings have been unclear in this algebra it can be seen that the desired result arises as a consequence of the restrictions on variable assignments imposed by the equalities This completes our sketch of the algebra necessary to encode semantic composition in the sc erg We have constrained accessibility by enumerating the possible labels for holes and by stipulating the contents of the hooks We believe that the handle index external argument triple constitutes all the semantic information that a sign should make accessible to a functor The fact that only these pieces of information are visible means for instance that it is impossible to define a verb that controls the object of its complementfootnote Readers familiar with sc mrs will notice that the sc key feature used for semantic selection violates these accessibility conditions but in the current framework sc key can be replaced by sc keypred which points to the predicate alone Although obviously changes to the syntactic valence features would necessitate modification of the hole labels we think it unlikely that we will need to increase the inventory further In combination with the principles defined in NAME et NAME NUM for qeq conditions the algebra presented here results in a much more tightly specified approach to semantic composition than that in NAME and NAME NUM Compared with lambda calculus the approach to composition adopted in constraintbased grammars and formalized here has considerable advantages in terms of simplicity The standard NAME grammar approach requires that arguments be presented in a fixed order and that they be strictly typed which leads to unnecessary multiplication of predicates 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NUM July NUM A reminder about nd NAME NAME on Wednesday NUM July Booking forms can be collected from the NAME Lodge or you can email NAME NAME on EMAIL with your booking The deadline for bookings is am on Tuesday NUM July NAME NAME NAME s Secretary For address change removal ask EMAIL Please send messages to all members to EMAIL Re NAME facilities in NAME NAME Do nt worry too much There are NUM lectures theatres on the ground floor and a large classroom on the first floor that are being equipped I am sure that there will be somewhere for your lectures We had planned to fit our the practical classroom on the second floor as well but it now has a couple of walls dividing it and it is not clear how the space is meant to be used Any advice would be welcome The NAME consultants assure us that a screen can be built and installed in a week once it is known what is wanted In the mean time the walls are large flat and white Apparently only freestanding projectors rather than ceiling mounted will be suitable on the second floor because of the high ceiling so you should be able to wheel in your own overhead and video projectors As a matter of interest when are you proposing to start teaching in the NAME Building I had rather assumed that the NAME would be taught in town until Christmas at the earliest NAME NAME NAME etc for the NAME rooms Fwd NAME furniture etc list arrived at in conversation with NAME NAME and circulated earlier to iml mal NAME NAME and NAME NAME Note that the whiteboards and screens in the Teaching Classroom are on the East wall nearest the entrance door from the NAME walkway In the Practical Classroom NAME specified whiteboards but not screen or screens Also that they be mounted on the North wall NUM decagonal tables have been ordered by NAME NAME for the Classroom Not sure if anything else has been investigated or ordered so far probably not but NAME can doubtless advise On NAME May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME etc for the NAME rooms from NAME Teaching Classroom NAME NAME NAME NAME to NAME NAME This room is in the NorthEast corner and is m CHAR m NUM No tables NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME high NUM No chairs upholstered seat and back nonadjustable NUM No NAME wide CHAR NAME high steel whiteboards in NUM verticallysliding pairs in frames mounted sidebyside on the East wall at grid NAME NAME NUM No NAME CHAR NAME rollup projection screens mounted sidebyside in front of the whiteboards NUM No Trolley suitable for NAME Projector or Visualiser with space for slides NUM No Data Projector to be advised by NAME Practical Classroom NAME NAME NAME NAME to NAME NAME This room is next door and is m CHAR m overall NUM No person octagonal tables for NAME NUM No NAME task chairs NUM No NAME wide CHAR NAME high vitreous enamel steel whiteboards in a verticallyslidiong frame mounted in the centre of the North wall on NAME B NAME NUM Carpet tiles throughout NUM All windows in the NAME NAME NAME including any at high level will require blinds to provide suitable conditions for projection NUM All windows in the NAME NAME NAME including any at high level will require blinds to provide suitable conditions for computer usage NUM What cooling will be provided NUM Is there just NUM door to the Teaching Classroom If another is required could it be between the NUM rooms at grid NAME If so it would require the same lock and cylinders as door NAME to NAME NUM An uptodate drawing of the area would be appreciated NAME NAME Computing Service NAME NAME NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME Service NAME NUM NUM Email EMAIL Mobile NUM NUM Moving update NAME NAME NAME and I visited the site on Friday afternoon and were reassured about progresss The moving schedule therefore remains as published in NAME s message of NUM July as appended Thanks NAME Tuesday NUM Move furniture from NUM NAME Street along with NAME and NAME Staff Wednesday NUM NAME Administration group and Computer Officers Stores and Building Services approx NUM persons Thursday NUM Rainbow group approx NUM persons Monday NUM NAME NAME NAME group approx NUM persons Tuesday NUM Theory group approx NUM persons Wednesday NUM Library Thursday NUM Systems Research Group NAME NAME approx NUM persons Monday NUM NOTE BANK HOLIDAY Tuesday NUM OPERA NAME groups approx NUM persons EMAIL We expect to take possession of the building on Friday The move will therefore start as planned on the th All snag reports should be sent to EMAIL after reading WEBSITE which should be regarded as the department s official position on snag state Although the architects will see all messages sent to buildingsnags they have been told to regard the Web page as official NAME Printer availability during the move Printers are being moved to the NAME in phases over the next few weeks so people who have moved and those who have yet to move should still be able to find a working printer although for some people this may temporarily involve a longer walk than usual Once we have all moved to the NAME most people will be nearer to a printer than they are now The NAME command lpq CHAR gives a listing of known printers with their locations I will attempt to keep this location information up to date so you should always check before you print something or you may have a very long walk to collect your output A pointer to a web page giving the locations of printers and their provisional moving dates is on WEBSITE NUM printer will be placed in NAME and will remain there after we have moved for the use of staff working in the NAME NAME NAME NAME Body meeting The next meeting of the Governing Body will be on Wednesday NUM March NUM at NUM NUM pm in the NAME Hall Fellows to be admitted to their Fellowships should come to the President s Room at NUM pm on that day NAME lounge NAME and gown Please could you let me know as soon as possible and in any event before Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM Whether or not you will attend the meeting NUM Whether or not you will attend dinner NUM Whether or not you will stay for dessert NUM If you have any special dietary requirements NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME Registrar NAME College NAME NAME NAME For address change removal ask EMAIL Please send messages to all members to EMAIL Packing and the Move UNIVERSITY OF NAME COMPUTER LABORATORY PACKING AND THE MOVE NUM SAFETY Safety is NAME Beware Slips NAME Falls and Heavy Objects Do not climb on furniture Beware pulling things down on to one s head or dropping things on your feet Sensible shoes would be wise Do not move heavy crates boxes or equipment Beware reaching twisting and lifting all at the same time Equipment should be unplugged and uncabled It does not need to be moved or packed If necessary seek assistant via the Secretaries NAME NAME Officers NUM LABELLING LABELLING IS CRUCIAL All crates boxes other separate items must bear the destination room number If unsure of your room number check with the secretaries NAME NAME Labels will be distributed today and or over the weekend There are different colours for each moving day PLEASE DO NT NAME THEM UP Further supplies will be available from the secretaries Wednesday th August Admin NAME Officers Stores Building Services PALE BLUE Thursday th August Rainbow GREEN Monday th August NAME NAME NAME etc YELLOW Tuesday st August Theory etc PURPLE Wednesday nd August Library WHITE Thursday rd August NAME NAME NAME ORANGE Tuesday th August Opera NAME NAME NUM PACKING Use boxes and crates as you wish Crates NAME and close lids then stack another one on top etc Maximum of NUM high Do not move once full Boxes NAME lid fits tops close Bind over top and under bottom with parcel tape from Secretaries Stores Computer Equipment Switch off unplug decable Leave monitor processor etc together with a pile of cables DO NOT PACK The removers will wrap pack and unpack in your new room Small items may be put in crates if you wish Filing cabinets Contents need to be packed in crates boxes recommend NUM drawer in NUM crate box Furniture NAME will label furniture to be moved Crates are available around the department and will be initially distributed to rooms over the weekend NUM NUM August Please also take from the stacks if you wish THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CRATES FOR EVERYONE TO PACK AT ONCE It is difficult to say precisely how many each person group will need Therefore please pack soon if you are moving on Wednesdayth August Thursday th August If you are moving week beginning th August please wait until Thursday th to start using crates we may be able to relax this If you have already started press on All packing MUST be complete by the end of the day BEFORE you move At NUM NUM on each moving day the Removers will expect to find bare rooms with stacks of crates boxes computer equipment NUM STAFF ATTENDANCE AND UNPACKING Attendance at the old premises is not essential Attendance at the new building would be beneficial from say midmorning to be available for unpacking We need to recycle the crates more or less straight away NAME Officers will deal with services via the Secretaries NUM ACCESS ROOM KEYS AND ACCESS CARDS We should have full access by Monday th August It would be preferred if staff did not go to the building before their own move unless essential Keys and cards will be available as when people move FURTHER INFORMATION TO FOLLOW NUM NAME PARKING The car park will be open to all protem NUM FOOD The University NAME sandwich van will hopefully be outside the front door between NUM NUM daily The NAME will be open as and when possible after the handover of the NAME Wing Presently scheduled for rd September NUM OTHER DONTS NO BIKES IN THE BUILDING NO BLUTAK ON THE WALLS OR DOORS And of course NO SMOKING NAME th August NUM Temporary workstation room during the move After people move to the NAME NAME Building there will inevitably be a delay before personal workstations can be recommissioned In order that people are not totally out of touch a temporary workstation room has been set up This is in room NAME which is the second office on the right as you enter the central ground floor corridor from the street There are NUM NAME workstations which any user with a NAME account should be able to log into People who need Windows should use rdesktop to connect to NAME I do not expect people to establish themselves and do serious work in this room Moving computer and network equipment Further to NAME NAME message of th August here are some additional details about moving your computer equipment We are assuming that most people will disconnect their own equipment but please ask for help if you are not confident If you think you will need help please make your needs known as soon as you can and not at pm on the day before you move If possible please shut down systems cleanly before switching off NAME machines can be shut down from the logon menu To shut down NAME machines use ALTCTRLF to switch to the line mode console then ALTCTRLDEL to reboot Switch off just as the machine is about to reboot You should not have to move equipment very far but take care if you do Personal safety is paramount and avoiding damage to equipment comes a close second Large monitors should not be lifted by a single person even if you are strong enough to handle the weight they are unwieldy and difficult to lift without back strain Get a second person to help if you have to move a monitor In some areas of the building NAME NAME infill and parts of NAME NUM the network is still based on thin ethernet In these areas individual machines may be connected to converters or minihubs providing NUM NUM or NUM NAME sockets square with retaining latch In such cases you should disconnect the NAME cable from the minihub AND LEAVE THE MINIHUB BEHIND These minihubs will not be needed in the new building Under no circumstances should you disturb the coaxial network cables with NAME connectors NAME bayonet fixing if you do you could break the network still being used by people who have not yet moved If you have a standard university telephone handset please leave it behind New handsets will be provided in the new building Old handsets will be collected later for reuse If you have a special telephone handset which you want to continue using eg a speakerphone then unplug it and pack it in your crates When you get to your new office and your equipment has been unpacked you should assemble it as far as you can and let us know when you have done so If you feel confident about plugging everything together then please do so but please ask for help if you do not the minimum we expect you to do is indicate where you want the equipment sited Keep cables tidy Do not connect to the NAME sockets in the floor boxes In general they will not be made live until they are patched through at a wiring closet In any case you cannot tell by looking at it whether a socket is ethernet telephone or something else When you are ready to be reconnected please let us know NUM way of doing this is via the secretaries in the Reception office In addition to this method I hope to announce shortly a webbased method for requesting the work to be done electronically Removals Dear All REMOVALS NUM Put labels on NAME of Crates and Boxes NUM Take University Telephone Directories but NOT the telephone handsets NUM Please RETURN all spare labels to NAME NAME As Soon As Possible Thanks NAME NAME Alternative catering facility NAME College will be available for lunch from NUM August NAME during the vacation is from NUM There is a cash till and you should show your University Card at the desk The bar is also open in the evenings from NUM and visitors are welcome The College also has a private dining room available for business lunches and dinners for up to NUM people during term or up to NUM during vacations Please contact their conference manager Miss NAME NAME on NUM for details NAME state of play Now we are at the end of the first week of moving I thought you might appreciate an update on current conditions in the new building It is still very much a building site and somewhat lacking in the finer points of life so come prepared to rough it for a while The card system is not yet finished but the building will be open between NUM and NUM on Saturday via the main doors off NAME NAME Ave if you have your University CArd for identification It will be closed on Sunday but open again at NUM on Monday Keys to individual offices are being issued by NAME NAME so please do nt ask the secretaries for them Phones are being commissioned as and when people arrive so if you do nt have immediate access to a phone then please make any urgent calls from NAME Room GC The fridges in the small kitchens are not ready yet and there are various minor problems such as lack of cupboard door handles but these are known about and will be fixed At the moment we do nt have a common room so there is no provision for mass supplies of tea or coffee But we do have a kettle and a chilled water machine Very much NAME The sandwich van parks outside the main entrance for an hour each day from NUM Some of the toilets have nt been commissioned yet so there may not be loo paper paper towels and soap in some of them Check before using Shelving is being installed slowly so do nt assume yours will be in place when you arrive But it will come Desks are in place and the task chairs are being delivered as I write so they should be in the remaining offices by Monday The NAME and postal services are due to start on Monday NUM August so any outgoing post should be taken to NAME and handed to one of the secretaries We are still waiting for the pigeonholes to be installed but in the meantime we hope to have a temporary arrangement of boxes on the floor in the corridor between rooms GC and NAME The office lights have a builtin dimmer system which automatically dips the lights if the outside light level increases so do nt assume they are broken I am sure there are other things I should point out but I hope I ve covered the main concerns If you have any problems or questions on arrival then please come and ask but please do keep in mind that the building is nt finished yet and that there are bound to be some difficulties and irritations But I m still here at NUM on a Friday afternoon so it ca nt be too bad NAME NAME floor boxes We have heard today that some remedial work it going to have to be done on the power and data floor boxes in the NAME NAME Building to stop them from falling through the floor This means that as far as possible access to the floor box and the whole carpet square that it sits in should be kept as clear as possible of obstructions While the work is being done equipment will have to be disconnected Although this will be disruptive it will be a good opportunity to have floor boxes relocated if they are not in an ideal position We do not yet know when the remedial work is to be done How to change your default printer When you have moved to the new building you will probably find that your nearest printer is not the same as in the old lab If you are a NAME user you will probably want to change your default printer This is simple but if you do nt know how instructions on how to do this for general NAME commands and exmh are at WEBSITE The locations of printers will be given by lpq CHAR and maps to allow you to figure out where those locations are can be reached from the same NAME as above NAME Telephones in the NAME The new telephone handsets we ve been installing in the NAME are of NUM types The cheap and cheerful NAME a basic telephone with no fancy features The Converse NUM a more elaborate phone with memories and handsfree facilities We ve generally given the Converse phone to staff we thought would be likely to make use of the extra facilities but this was pretty much guesswork We are now running a little short of Converse phones but before ordering more I would like to check what is needed So If you have been given a Converse phone but do not feel that you will make use of the extra facilities please let me know and we will swap it for an NAME If you ve been given an NAME but would value the extra facilities of a Converse please say so However I am unlikely to be able to change it immediately unless there is a huge rush of swaps in the other direction If anybody is particularly attached to the Statesman handset used in the old building we can bring over some of the less tatty specimens They can no longer be bought new The Converse has a facility for plugging in a headset and we have some of these available for people who would like them A headset gives true handsfree operation particularly whilst using a computer where keyboard clatter normally makes speakerphones unusable for the person on the other end of the call Please ask for a headset if you would use one but bear in mind that they cost rather more than the phone itself so please do nt ask for one if you are nt going to use it furniture in NAME NAME GS furniture in NAME NAME NAME NAME group students and NAME GS there are currently NUM desks in NAME and so it s not usable It needs NUM max we ve got NUM people allocated to it right now It is supposed to be a NUM person office but I do nt see NUM desks fitting in there properly GS needs one more desk there are NUM there now but one is a bit broken NAME also needs a notice board all the rooms need shelves of course and also NUM filing cabinet per room we would like extra coat hooks on the back of the doors Re NAME NAME Body meeting I regret that I will not be able to attend the Governing Body meeting NAME NAME Re NAME people and rooms Now you know which rooms people are having can you ask them to decide where they are sitting and which machines they are going to use If they are competent please ask them to connect their machines up themselves apart from the network connection If they are not we will do it If they then email sysadmin one of us will come and give them NUM a network connection that is I emailed a suggestion to NAME that NAME use chuchki NAME s unwanted machine I have put it in NAME in readiness If she has another machine earmarked then I ll move it back to stores NAME Re old NAME what do we do to get old NAME disposed of several were brought over from the old building and are in NAME or GS Put them in a open recess area leble them with a postit note saying SCRAP and send me the serial numbers Use of old NAME machines in NAME NUM I now have the impression that the C NAME machines will not be used again after the current course is over and that you are interested in reusing some of them NUM are broken and gt suggests not bothering to fix them they are beyond their warranty Can you send me a list of uses you have in mind for any of them NAME said we would like to move some of the old NAME machines into the NAME offices Which in particular after September NUM when he current students finish just so there are machines for occasional visitors etc How many some of the old NAME machines in the new NAME teaching room so they are available for demonstrators for instance but there s obviously no point taking the NUM with really bad screens NUM or NUM How can I distinguish the really bad screens objectively If possible I d like to grab NUM and install NAME NAME or NUM or whatever on it I need a machine to run Access occasionally and to test my port of NAME code In your office The alternative is to use NAME have you tried it Library reopens on Monday NUM September if the locks on the doors permit But I must admit that I do so with some trepidation because NUM the new library furniture has not arrived there are a few old chairs and tables but not a lot of comfort NUM magazine rack has not arrived recent magazines are displayed on a table to your left as you enter the Library NUM there is NO photocopier yet in the Library although it was ordered about NUM weeks ago Advanced warning it will be coin or card operated more on that when the machine does arrive NUM my socalled office space is in a jumble the office furniture may not arrive for NUM weeks and I feel rather unsettled However the books are on their shelves and the periodicals on theirs although within title the sequence may be somewhat jumbled Also the bar coding system is up and running thanks to NAME NAME so please feel free to borrow books Should there be a problem with the system please contact NAME Please do NOT take a book out without bar coding it Please remember that periodicals are not to leave the Library I am here on Monday then away on Tuesday but back on Wednesday And then starting on th September I am on holiday for NUM weeks I certainly hope that before I leave the photocopier will be in place I have rung the company representative twice and left messages on his answering machine but he has not got back to me NUM other thing the mobile shelves which house the archives are out of bounds for safety and security reasons If you need old material please ask me Indeed please ask me about anything in the Library There are bound to be some inconveniences which I am sure we can resolve but NAME please is required So see you in the new Library NAME Missing items Missing items Various items of university and personal property have gone missing during and since we moved in NAME have gone astray but gradually turned up Regrettably some have not reappeared at all Various such incidents have been reported so far thanks but it would be useful to get an uptodate and comprehensive picture of the losses Therefore it would be appreciated if all losses of equipment effects and personal property could be rereported now Thanks NAME NAME needs NAME needs There are many outstanding needs from the move including shelving and other furniture keys accesscards and so on Shelves are promised almost daily Some are here but cannot be used because we lack the necessary brackets This is clearly completely unsatisfactory and the suppliers are being repeatedly chased The room keys as supplied do not fit at well Many fit only with considerable effort some do not fit at all The whole matter has been referred back to the building contractors The accesscontrol system has been a long time in installation and commissioning but is scheduled to be handed over Thursday NUM September for staff training It is hoped that cards can start to be issued Friday th but perhaps more realistically early next week However in addition to all these general matters there are many outstanding needs for individuals eg Furniture missing or in the wrong places With some trepidation of being buried under the list it would be helpful if everyone could let me have details of their personal and or group needs Thanks NAME Re NAME Did anything change in the configuration of NAME at the Lab level There is no lab level configuration It is on a per machine basis To which machine are you referring NAME NAME NAME Lab NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Ave NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Reception for Visitors NUM April NUM RECEPTION FOR VISITORS NAME NUM APRIL NUM The President Fellows of NAME College NAME request the pleasure of the company of you your spouse partner at a Reception to welcome the new Visiting Fellows Scholars Press Fellows Members of the NAME NAME Thursday NUM April NUM NAME pm in the NAME Hall NAME refreshments will be served A reply is not required but if you wish to dine at NAME Hall after the Reception you MUST sign the dinner book before NAME on NUM April For address change removal ask EMAIL Please send messages to all members to EMAIL Re NAME needs furniture etc besides shelves GS table NUM visitor chairs GS chair visitor chairs filing cabinet new lecturer s office she may have other requests when she arrives but this is the minimum required GS notice board not attached to wall GS filing cabinet extra coathooks on door GS filing cabinet extra coathooks on door GS filing cabinet extra coathooks on door NAME Building snags Building snags are now being tracked by a system designed for software bug tracking See WEBSITE the local information page has been updated to give better building links NAME Building snags Could I encourage people to use the tracker facility WEBSITE to report snags It will help us considerably in keeping things up to date NAME Door lock snibs and keys Door lock snibs and keys NUM Door lock snibs The room door locks should have snibs set in the front edge of the lock cases The necessary parts are now on site and a fitter from NAME NAME NAME will be coming round over the next NUM days or so to fit them He will need to remove each lock case and add some parts Each lock will take about NUM minutes If he arrives at an inconvenient time please feel free to ask him to return later NUM Keys fron ASSA and their lock cylinder and key agents visited today They agree that many of the keys are poorly cut and that they have not followed the suiting scheme correctly with respect to the NAME Research Student rooms All the keys will be replaced with new NUM the cylinders to the NAME RS rooms will all be replaced and we will also get a more sensible mix of available keys The new cylinders and keys will take about NUM and a half weeks to manufacture and get to site The forebearance of members of the Laboratory is much appreciated NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME This is just a quick email to let you know that Reception is now up and running and has the following facilities available to you There is a NAME delivery and collection twice a day NUM noon and NAME NAME mail delivers post twice in the morning and will pick up all outgoing post at NAME Please make sure that post to go out in the evening is left at reception no later than NAME remembering to NAME st class if you require it All post will go nd class unless stated There are trays provided in reception for NAME and NAME Mail Also there is a number of different postal services we have to offer If you are in any doubt come and talk to us We will send any faxes you may have and there is a tray in reception for you to leave them in If any faxes are urgent please bring it to our attention and we will make sure they are sent straightaway The faxes will be stamped with SENT and put back in your pigeon hole This also applies to the photocopier Please use the tray for photocopying and we will ensure this is done on a daily basis Please discuss any particularly large jobs with me before leaving it It would be very helpful if you could adopt this procedure for faxing and photocopying The office is fairly small for NUM people plus machines etc so it would alleviate the pressure of space and disruption if you could leave your jobs with us The pigeon holes are outside reception and are in the process of being Relabeled We are very aware that whatever scheme we adopt some people wo nt be happy We are trying this simple one for starters to see what feedback we get NAME with us for a week or NUM while we consider it If you have any questions and you need to email all of us rather than NUM individual please contact EMAIL This is always a safer address to use as if one of us is away someone else can deal with your query Thanks Re NAME rooms NAME my understanding is that we ll need the practical room NUM afternoons a week from NAME NUM for scheduled practicals Mon NAME NAME NAME and that we d like the room and machines to be available to the NAME students at other times The teaching room will be in use Thursdays and Fridays during the NAME term and may be needed for some NAME mornings when we have tutorial sessions scheduled NAME Re Room allocation update It is proposed to start the room allocation moves on Monday NUM September The room affected will be GS NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME Rooms where furniture will be removed from are FW NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME I am sorry for any inconvenience this may cause NAME NAME or I can be contacted regarding any problems related to the move Thank you NAME NAME CHAR 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INTEREST The NAME Working Group on the Representation of NAME Semantic Information which was established earlier this year and had a small preliminary meeting at NAME NUM will hold its first meeting on Tuesday January NUM NUM in NAME the NAME in conjunction with the th International Workshop on Computational Semantics IWCS January NUM This will be a oneday meeting for discussions on a number of important issues relating to the representation of multimodal semantic information Working Group members and other experts will be asked to prepare position statements on these issues We intend to make a website where these position statements will be made available together with background material that may be useful for preparing the discussions The meeting should then primarily consist of structured discussions fueled by summaries of position statements Topics to be addressed at the meeting include About the NAME in general aims and scope objectives and general requirements extensibility openness see also NAME NUM workshop paper Towards multimodal remantic representation by NAME NAME and NAME NAME which can be found at WEBSITE meaning representation from different perspectives such as language text and speech language generation design of embodied agents interpretation of gestures and facial expressions fusion and coordination of modalities multimodal dialogue system architecture what should be represented semantic and pragmatic aspects of meaning information in gestures postures facial expressions nonlinguistic information in speech and text metadata time stamps processing information social and cultural information links to other information basic components and mechanisms constructs mechanisms for linking and sharing specific issues such as underspecification techniques flatness of representations which representation formalisms should be analysed for best practices lessons learned common underlying ideas special features relation to neighouring activities NAME NAME semantic web ontologies domain modeling user modeling lexicon formats NAME schemes action plans activities to be undertaken who does what when NAME membership NAME communication next meeting This NAME meeting is open to anyone who takes an active interest in the representation of multimodal semantic information the working group also welcomes new members If you are interested in participating and or in joining the working group please get in touch with NAME NAME at EMAIL who is chairman of this NAME and organizes the NAME activities together with NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME Suggestions for additional topics or for contributions relating to NAME topics are also welcome For background information about the NAME see also WEBSITE for information about IWCS see WEBSITE time for another meeting Dear It is surely time we had another NAME NAME We need to decide When Where and if there is to be any special focus or invited speaker or anything As regards when early next term would be good This would mean sometime after the NUM April I have no particular suggestions for focus or indeed any particular view about whether we need one but I think the sort of tutorial talk has been a nice feature of previous meetings and it would be nice to continue it Where NAME did it last time and we have been to NAME and NAME in the past Perhaps one of the other locations Any suggestions Best NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Dept of Language Linguistics WEBSITE University of NAME NAME Park NAME NUM NUM NUM direct NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Re lunch tomorrow That s fine with me NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote if lunch tomorrow would work for both of you can we meet at say NUM NUM we could either eat in the cafe or at NAME up to you You could just phone me at NUM NUM anyway NAME Re emails Hi NAME I m at the stage now where I probably wo nt try and incorporate any new stuff into the corpus for my project but NAME is very interested in expanding my current corpus and making it publicly available at some point in the future so your email would definitely be useful for that NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I have accumulated about NUM nonjunk emails including the NUM you put through the anonymiser some time ago do you want them Sorry it s not more I am probably still too paranoid about NAME NAME Question Hi Dr NAME I was wondering if you had the chance to update the lingo folder in usr groups nltools yet with the newest version or if I should be using the version off the website It seems that this folder was last updated on March th is this the version I should be using Thanks NAME Re NAME opus what machine Re compounds I d like to read it geeeez NAME is very excited to meet you I think She asked whether I saw you and stuff SMILEY NAME Re NAME images NAME NAME I have nt been able to push the change to the other machines We have a master copy of the things in opt and it is periodically distributed to all the relevant machines So I need to change the master copy first but I ca nt because NAME has it locked and he has nt responded to my request to unlock it Thus the changes I made on tweety will be overwritten with the old files when the master copy is next distributed I ll have to chase him on Monday SMILEY NAME Re no luck with the NAME proposal damn I thought we d get it NAME Re copies of NAME and Schuetze in library There are NUM copies of that book in the Library NUM I can account for Both are due back today No student to my knowledge has asked me to reserve a copy These books of course can be renewed if no one else requests them As to a reference copy I m afraid that is not possible under the present circumstances Where would I keep it There is supposedly a reference section in the Library but those books go out of the library when I am not here If I kept a reference copy locked in my office space then no one could use it if I were not here I am happy to order another copy if you think there is a need NAME Today Hi NAME hope you had a good weekend I ll be in a staff development course today but should be able to access email occasionally in case you need to contact me Cheers NAME Hi NAME Just mailed NAME the program I tried to install it where the data files were but I apparently do nt have write permission there CHAR Re rampaging badger Maybe someone raised it for defence against the killer rabbits NAME Re NAME Did anything change in the configuration of NAME at the Lab level Not to my knowledge When launching postmaster the database server with the usual On which machine Last time I used it about a month ago roughly Things may have evolved since then FATAL NUM Ca nt read lock file tmp NAME denied Looks like there may be a problem with tmp permissions or there may be another instance running Re anonymising email Hi NAME I ve just had a look at the anonymiser log and it appears that the messages you sent were both in mutlipart MIME format but that none of the text was retained I would have to look at the original headers for both messages to ascertain exactly why this is but the second message has a part with typemessage NAME This is an unrecognised type and therefore the text would be discarded anyway What format are you sending the messages in If I put a copy of the directory somewhere you can see it do you want to try anonymising those Sure then I can also find out why the text is being discarded Thanks NAME NAME Hi NAME I just sent a couple of msgs to try but I ve got about NUM msgs in a directory I ve been collecting nonsensitive nonjunk email rather than deleting it If I put a copy of the directory somewhere you can see it do you want to try anonymising those NAME Re anonymising email Thanks very much NAME NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote probably because I was sending them to you by using exmh include message I do nt think either of them had attachments though I ca nt remember now which NUM NUM sent you Anyway the collected msgs are in the directory I will try and acquire many more NAME NAME NAME in NAME will you participate Dear members of the NAME Working Group on the Representation of NAME Semantic Information As I hope you know we will have a second NAME meeting on July NUM iin NAME just before ORG NUM In order to plan the meeting which we would like to be a working meeting in which something gets done rather than a series of presentations still more than on the January occasion in NAME we would like to know if you will attend the meeting Please drop me a line saying Yes or No Thanks and best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Chair of Computational Linguistics and NAME NAME University NAME NAME NUM NUM LE NAME The NAME WEBSITE secretary NAME NAME WEBSITE homepage WEBSITE Hi one of the undergrads was asking whether any of you could use a summer intern for anything I guess it would have to be something programming based as he s only in his second year cheers advaith Re Publication on NAME NAME Fwd this interests me I will answer CHAR Accident Report Form Dear NAME Please could you come into NAME NAME NAME Building sometime soon and sign our accident book After receiving your accident report form I then have to fill in the department book which needs signing by you as well Thanks NAME NAME Health and Safety Secretary Re Accident Report Form Yes sorry to sound so vague I have filled in the departmental accident book and just need a signature from you Your accident was on the rd March NUM Thanks NAME this is from the bike accident last term I have nt done anything since then Re anonymising email Hi NAME I do nt have permission to read the files in that directory could you change them Thanks NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote probably because I was sending them to you by using exmh include message I do nt think either of them had attachments though I ca nt remember now which NUM NUM sent you Anyway the collected msgs are in the directory I will try and acquire many more NAME Re Defaults in NAME NAME thanks very much for the old textbook grammar I wo nt distribute it I d just like to run some experiments on it NAME Re NAME When launching postmaster the database server with the usual On which machine opus Last time I used it about a month ago roughly Things may have evolved since then FATAL NUM Ca nt read lock file tmp NAME denied Looks like there may be a problem with tmp permissions or there may be another instance running I understand that but I have no rights to the tmp directory do I As for another instance running nothing appears in top Moreover when launching the client application psql it complains that it cannot find a server Re NAME seminar NAME Usually we go to lunch at a nearby sandwich bar after the seminar around NUM with individual meetings afterwards until midafternoon Assuming you come down on Wednesday can you leave conveniently around NUM or NUM NUM Alternatively you could see people on Thursday morning before the seminar and leave after lunch What equipment will you need for the talk looking forward to your visit NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME has invited me to stay the night either before or after my seminar next week does it make any difference from your pl perspective which night I stay eg meeting people My preferred option would probably be to come down on NAME since otherwise I d have to fight the rush hour to get there in good time for NUM NUM but that s only a slight preference NAME NAME NAME Information Technology Research Institute University of NAME NUM NUM Re NAME seminar Usually we go to lunch at a nearby sandwich bar after the seminar around NUM with individual meetings afterwards until midafternoon Assuming you come down on Wednesday can you leave conveniently around NUM or NUM NUM that sounds good What equipment will you need for the talk I would like a dataprojector I ll bring my laptop NAME Re email anonymisation it seems to work surprisingly well There s NUM instance of Schuetze that I noticed in the context of NAME and but I did nt see anything else in a quick scan through Of course as is usual you could actually identify some of the people if you wanted to from the context but I d be happy to accept that risk with all but the most confidential files Anyway I ll accumulate more messages for you NAME Re email anonymisation Thanks NAME Speak soon NAME it seems to work surprisingly well There s NUM instance of Schuetze that I noticed in the context of NAME and but I did nt see anything else in a quick scan through Of course as is usual you could actually identify some of the people if you wanted to from the context but I d be happy to accept that risk with all but the most confidential files Anyway I ll accumulate more messages for you NAME Re NAME NAME elements vs attributes thanks very much that document was helpful Hi NAME here is a metadocument with links to discussions on attributes vs ele ments in NAME design WEBSITE The best link I found is this internal NAME document pp NUM WEBSITE df The decision algorithm on p NUM does not exactly match our needs but is at least an interesting approach NAME CHAR NAME SchEfer NAME NAME NAME NUM D NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM Email EMAIL i de Re taxis thanks a lot NAME see you when I am back NAME Re opus has lost WEBSITE NAME NAME I changed the hosts property last thing on Friday I should have warned you that things would take a little time to stabilise ckh NAME NUM Proofs in the mail Dear NAME Only some of you have responded to the last mail until now Just to be sure Please those of the first named authors of papers who have not yet received their first proofs from NAME tell me so I will send you copies of your papers as typeset by NAME immediately NAME NAME Re NAME opus opus ls CHAR tmp rw NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM tmp opus Looks like there may be a problem with tmp permissions or there may be another instance running I understand that but I have no rights to the tmp directory do I You have write access As for another instance running nothing appears in top ps NAME is safer SO it looks like NAME ran it at NUM NUM on NAME NUM and it did nt tidy up Lock file removed Re meeting Friday is open for me How about NUM Re draft of report If you care to work on the report more to satisfy yourself that would be fine but I d be most happy to sign the present draft NAME nasty tokeniser error If I try and parse The cat chased it with the default tokeniser ie as from runallsh I apparently always get it rather than it hence buggy sentence splitting and messed up parses even if I just pass that sentence by itself Re proposed NAME for NAME Hi all I just thought I ought to outline what I believe are the next steps in the NAME definition CHAR the Matrixers decide on the inventory of features with which to decorate variables to encode tense aspect etc CHAR the named entity people distribute a preliminary set of the schemata they are extracting I am proposing that we do a rather conversion into NAME eg the following is an example that NAME sent some time ago neperson enamex TITLE listofstrings GIVENNAME listofstrings SURNAME listofstrings PPOSITION listofstrings NAMESUFFIX string I suggest we RMRSize it as something like ep cfrom NUM cto gpred label vid NAME var sort CHAR vid NAME ep rarg rargnameTITLE rargname label vid NAME constantMr constant rarg rarg rargname label vid NAME constantTim constant rarg rarg rargname label vid NAME constant rarg etc As discussed before this is not going to be identical to the deep grammar representation but can still in principle slot in to a deep grammar NAME We can leave the issue of converting the deep grammar NAME to this representation till later if indeed we need to do it at all CHAR We start on the metalevel SEMI which lists the grammatical relations CHAR NAME produces more semantic test suite and he and I check the examples I worry some more about the cases where we have systematic differences between deep and shallow grammars I believe these activities could go on in parallel and that CHAR and CHAR are mostly independent of me while CHAR is at least partially independent NAME and I will work on CHAR but we do nt think this will affect the NAME It s really CHAR and CHAR which are needed to finalize the NAME CHAR because it directly affects the definition CHAR because it may suggest problems with the current NAME eg wrt constant values NAME Re Report on last weeks Japanese NAME meeting Thanks NAME It was good to talk to you and to get caught up on what is going on on your side of the pond NAME NAME NAME NAME This is a multipart MIME message NAME text plain charsetusascii thanks very much for yesterday s conversation here s the semi document and the deliverable I ll have a quick look for previous msgs which might be relevant but if you get a msg where previous msgs are quoted and you want to see the earlier NUM let me know I think they re being archived somewhere but I should have them anyway NAME Re adding NAME to dtall mailing list Hi NAME yes of course It might just be the case that she ll get bored with organizational stuff But I would really appreciate her participation in the Matrix and NAME discussions Best NAME NAME NAME wrote hi NAME in a phone conference with NAME today it emerged that it would be good for NAME working on the MatriX and NAME composition to be up to date on DTinternal CHAR NAME discussion so CHAR checked with ulrich and took the liberty of adding NAME to the list I hope you approve all best oe NAME NAME NAME Hall NAME CA NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Lingvistisk Institutt NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Re NAME So I checked with ps NAME grep postmaster and there is indeed no postmaster running on opus Unfortunately the NAME documentation is not saying anything about why there could be a lock file when no process is running nor how to solve the problem CHAR quick search on NAME does nt return anything else than questions from users with the same problem Not knowing anything about sockets NAME in general or how to solve that sort of nondocumented problem and having the strong impression that even if I knew I would lack the rights to I am stuck with a huge database I ca nt access Did anything change in the configuration of NAME at the Lab level When launching postmaster the database server with the usual postmaster CHAR local scratch faml corpora NAME psqldb I get a fatal error FATAL NUM Ca nt read lock file tmp NAME denied There is no such file on opus I have verified tmp is writeable by me Please tell me the commands you are using to start the postmaster process NAME NAME NAME Lab NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Ave NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Re adding NAME to dtall mailing list Thanks for adding me And do nt worry I m pretty good at ignoring email I find boring SMILEY NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME yes of course It might just be the case that she ll get bored with organizational stuff But I would really appreciate her participation in the Matrix and NAME discussions Best NAME NAME NAME wrote hi NAME in a phone conference with NAME today it emerged that it would be good for NAME working on the MatriX and NAME composition to be up to date on DTinternal CHAR NAME discussion so CHAR checked with ulrich and took the liberty of adding NAME to the list I hope you approve all best oe NAME NAME NAME Hall NAME CA NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Lingvistisk Institutt NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL To a first approximation all multicellular species are insects NAME NAME NAME Scientific American November NUM Re WEBSITE Yes these dates are fine with me NAME Re NAME NAME Project presentations Now I remember Thanks NAME the presentations will need to be held over NUM days as last year The external will attend the second day July NUM NAME Re Regulus book proposal OK how about NUM NUM tomorrow Tuesday at the Free Press It s always been my favourite pub in NAME and I have nt been there for way too longE EE NAME Original Message From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Sat NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL Subject Re Regulus book proposal it would be convenient for me to have lunch reasonably early on Tuesday say NUM and anywhere on a broad trajectory from the NAME Road area to the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Arms Free Press CHAR ut time and place are really flexibleE NAME mailweb Check your email from the web at WEBSITE Re Regulus book proposal NAME see you then Original Message From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL Subject Re Regulus book proposal sounds good Free Press NUM NUM tomorrow then I also have nt been there fo CHAR ages mailweb Check your email from the web at WEBSITE Re proposed NAME for NAME sorry there was a cutandpaste error in my message just NUM label rarg rargnameCARG rargname label vid NUM constantLondon constant rarg NAME Re aspect and related Thanks I m a bit hampered by not having a proper Word reader here but I ll look at the hierarchy etc properly later I assume that for NAME purposes we re interested in SEMASPECT Re NAME OK msgs seem to keep crossing I assume that what NAME did will have solved the immediate problem but you need to liaise with NAME NAME NAME who is also routinely using postgres on opus so that you pl make sure you pl do nt leave lock files around or otherwise get in eachother s way Note the man page for postmaster about NAME NAME to NAME if this is too terse could you talk to NAME please NAME Re proposed NAME for NAME Dear NAME may I stay with the easier example first It s about the location name Is it this what you propose xml version NUM neoutput rmrs cfrom NUM cto NUM label vid NUM ep label vid NUM gprednelocation gpred var sort CHAR vid NUM ep rarg label vid NUM rargnameCARG rargname label vid NUM constantLondon constant rarg rmrs neoutput If so Why does the NAME have NUM labels Best NAME Re aspect and related WEBSITE NUM you wrote Thanks I m a bit hampered by not having a proper Word reader here but I ll look at the hierarchy etc properly later I assume that for NAME purposes we re interested in SEMASPECT that would be the aspiration It remains to see how much one would need to add of course to make types in this format properly carry what is understood in the traditional labels webpage problem Hi NAME When I attempt to access your home page from the lab using netscape in order to look at one of your papers I get directed to WEBSITE Forbidden You do nt have permission to access invisjs on this server I assume this effect is nt intended Cheers NAME Re webpage problem Hi NAME When I attempt to access your home page from the lab using netscape in order to look at one of your papers I get directed to WEBSITE Forbidden You do nt have permission to access invisjs on this server I assume this effect is nt intended Oh good you noticed I experimented with this invisible counter some time ago to see how many people access my subcat evaluation page but now the counter website appears to be down and it gives this error message instead I have just removed the NAME script so hopefully it will work soon If not then let me know and I can email the paper to you NAME Re travel Do you know what the phrase Please confirm you flight etc means apparently from context just to check it online but it s odd wording there s no information provided other than the online flight check which does nt work and the United sales telephone number which also currently does nt work NAME Re travel flight confirmation is fairly bogus these days You used to have to phone a human and tell them you were really going but all the airlines I know dropped that NUM years ago There s an automated flight arrivals departures info service if you want to check the times cute because it does speech recognition but I m afraid I do nt have the number Times are CHAR unlikely to have changed anyway NAME Re travel I suspect Expedia does this auto update automagically cause they sent me an email telling me to check the status when NAME changed the return NAME flight time Meanwhile my second lancet went missing some time after NUM NAME yesterday so I m having difficulty doing blood tests I only noticed when I needed to do another around pm last night NAME Re travel They re certainly available but I need to get one today I just used NUM of the pen needles but that s unsatisfactory as I basically have to use a new one each time and jabbing myself with a syringe needle is difficult NAME Re Lamotem weight tuning Thanks to everybody for the advice NAME NAME NAME SSLORG University of NAME WEBSITE Lamotem mailing list EMAIL Re bus My father s given me cash sufficient I think According to the timetable my mother gave me there is on bus NUM Hr then another NUM e Hr these are the NUM you mean I assume So there s only min between the NUM travel times although of course the NUM o clock NUM is an hour later anyway NAME Reminder for tomorrows ORG at NUM in NAME Theatre NUM NAME NAME University of NAME NAME NAME ORGs Speaker NAME NAME University College NAME NAME NAME th April NUM at pm NAME NAME Theatre NUM NAME Lab NAME What is the best way to map the NAME My talk will look at the ways people have tried to map the NAME over the last NUM years or so CHAR huge number of different maps have been produced with very diverse forms and functions ranging from simple geographic plans of cable routes to complex realtime NUM visualisations They have been produced for a number of distinct purposes from planning network deployment operational management to prove academic theories as grad student projects for market research for monitoring public policy for policing and intelligence gathering And of course many have been motivated to map the NAME for no better reason than because it is there There are many different aspects of the NAME that have been mapped from physical infrastructures logical layers and protocols traffic flows user demographics The maps cover a range of different scales from NAME up to global scale Many of these maps are beautiful and many more are really rather ugly A few are actually quite useful but many more are not very helpful at all However all the maps provide a fascinating picture of what the NAME looks like or rather they provide fascinating insights into what people think the NAME should look like I will review a number of the most interesting and useful maps and attempt to answer the question what is the best way to map the NAME Maps and travelling directions are at WEBSITE Re NAME title and abstract Dear NAME thanks very much for your abstract Email concerning accommodation has just been sent Thanks for reminding me we have already arranged accommodation for lecturers but forgot that invited speakers are on a different mailing list so thanks again Best NAME On NAME NAME NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote The title and abstract for my talk are below Incidentally I have nt heard anything about practical arrangements in particular accommodation Should I have NAME NAME NAME using semantics to integrate deep and shallow language processing abstract Formal compositional semantics is generally thought to depend on deep syntactic processing and on a detailed lexicon that includes information about subcategorization This has led to semantics being ignored in much recent computational linguistic work that concentrates on robust broadcoverage techniques I will argue that even very shallow processing can be treated as manipulating logical forms if a representation language is used which allows extreme underspecification Thinking of shallow processing in this way allows for the development of a general framework for integrating shallow and deep language processing Re NAME batch processing Hi NAME unless NAME minds the dilution of the lkb list a combination of both adresses would be the best option to communicate NAME now EMAIL just goes to me but that ll presumably change Cheers NAME Dear NAME I am finally catching up on my lkb related mail sorry about the delay Where is a good place to publicly ask questions about NAME Would you be happy with the lkblist or would you prefer EMAIL or both I would like an address to tell people here in NAME NAME Re NAME batch processing Gday unless NAME minds the dilution of the lkb list a combination of both adresses would be the best option to communicate NAME now EMAIL just goes to me but that ll presumably change OK Unless NAME objects I will ask people to send stuff to both NAME Re adding NAME to dtall mailing list I was working on a Sunday afternoon until NAME woke up from his nap this past weekend I m happy to report that I did no work but some I still did nt get much sleep NAME NAME NAME NAME expletive deleted Are we all working on Sunday afternoon evening Or are you using a NAME from a beach somewhere Actually that would be even worse NAME To a first approximation all multicellular species are insects NAME NAME NAME Scientific American November NUM lovely day in NAME NAME thanks for the lovely day in NAME however I did sustain severe sun damage more than in recorded skin history eg NUM NUM years was considering taking pain killers still lobster red how could I have been so stupid CHAR NAME Leaving NAME Party Hey everybody SMILEY NAME is leaving NAME either on the th of November ie next sunday or early in the week following It is also her birthday shortly after In honour of these events I would like to throw a bit of a party for her hopefully a surprise on either Thursday Friday or Saturday of next week It will either be at NAME bar my place or the NAME NAME NAME Could everyone email me with their preference of day and we can set the date I will make it after NAME so it should nt conflict with anyones work too much I have struggled to get this email address together if anyone knows the addresse s of people who should be invited who I have neglected then please get back to me I will set the date for this by Monday at the latest Also I would like to organise a group present for her Please let me know if you would like to be involved I m envisaging NUM pounds each I am notoriously bad with girls presents so if any of the girls would like to be in charge of this please volunteer Thanks everyone NAME NAME NAME Please help me and get in contact with any of the greek people I do nt have emails for like pannos labros etc etc etc basketball girls ruths address This weekend and beyond Hi all Remember recreational tomorrow NUM and practice NUM It s quite good to get there early since we warm up a bit and get to wake up before the practice Also the more girls we are the nicer it is to take part in the recreational since we get the guys to play with us and not despite us So COME COME COME subliminal induction that lacks a bit of subtlety To increase our motivation further we are playing against NAME College on Sunday at NUM sorry NAME I said the wrong hour before and it is very important that we play together more and that we get to work better as a team Now the NAME NAME affaire The date that was carved in stone a few days ago for our gathering was next Wednesday I think the lists are up by now I ll randomly pick NUM names from the guest list NAME and NAME so that we keep some record of who s been signed in and put our names down today CHAR CHAR please let me know if you want the vegetarian meal or do nt want wine with the dinner before lunchtime today My default action will be to put you as debauched carnivores though we probably can change that That s it See you tomorrow in court or today in disguise NAME It IS happening Dear all Unlucky result and unhappy refereeing though we need to keep our heads cooler too she said NAME determination though and more matches to go Now the most popular subject on the web Formal hall Notwithstanding the dreadful rumours that stenched the peaceful solace of our agreed date NAME formal hall is taking place this Wednesday Be quick Sign up now I have nt been able to warn the catering manager that he s been invaded by hordes of hungry DinosDragons coz he s sick but I ll do that tomorrow And bugger I need someone to sign up an extra guest since a friend of mine NAME is coming and each of us can only sign NUM guests So the following are guests in parenthesis the NAME member signing them up NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME My guest I ll pay but need someone to adopt her NAME NAME Please fill in gaps as you feel and forward it to the list so that we know when we are done I might also be forgetting people so please let all know if that s the case I m certainly thinking the Dragons will take care of themselves NAME NAME future practices CHAR friendly match Morning all Good practice on Saturday As said back then it would be great to have a second day NAME has the NUM slot at NAME every Wednesday and I d like to know who d be attending those practices could you please let me know NAME will be coaching then too I can make it Also on the same lines can people please inform the list me when they ca nt make the practice so that we know what numbers we re expecting NAME NAME the coach from NAME Road School is keen on a friendly match and it sounds like good fun to me Who would be able to go to their court which is past NAME Road bridge at NUM next Tuesday If we get NUM or more I reckon we should go I can make it NAME then Have a nice new week NAME Practice today NUM Hi lasses lad Practice in NAME NAME is on today at noon Note that we are not meeting in NAME NAME as normal but in the university s court They are close but not the same NAME is in NAME Road off NAME Place right where you find the pedestrian lights West of NAME Paste this url in your websearcher and you ll get a neat map of the area WEBSITE Also we appear to have a team for the friendly match of Tuesday th against NAME Road Sixth Form So far there s NAME NAME NAME NAME and myself with NAME probably coming too NAME can coach us I know NAME ca nt make it that day but I do nt know about the rest of the team Please let me know I ll call their coach today or tomorrow to arrange the match Keep in mind that as things now stand we need all the above to play the whole hour so it would be really nice to have someone CHAR else CHAR coming NAME NAME calls and I shall comply See you at NUM NAME Re NAME on tuesday Hi NAME I m sorry to hear that and I hope your hand gets better soon We ll miss you But I m glad you re sensible and give your hand a rest See you around NAME Hi NAME I m afraid I wo nt be able to play in any practices or matches for a few weeks I need to rest my hand otherwise it will never get better I hope you get enough people for a team on tuesday NAME and good luck See you around NAME xx Hills Rd Game Hi girls Congratulations for NAME s game I am sorry for the late email For those that could nt make it the score was NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM The game itself was quite relax not only cause the scoring differences but to the good refereeing as well This first game allowed me in addition of having a pleasant evening to learn a little bit more about the team Several interesting things to talk next Saturday Once again congrads and thanks for the game Take care NAME NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re future practices CHAR friendly match Hi NAME How is your week going so far Mine is awfully busy fortunately holidays are just around the corner OK just to let you know that I ve enjoyed a lot being part of the team and that I am looking forward having more and tougher of curse trainings next term Enjoy your holidays if you re having any I ll see you soon Take care NAME NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re future practices CHAR friendly match Hey Everyone it s been fantastic training with you this term I am looking forward to next term and more big wins involving huge scorelines and excellent pointers I hope you all have an excellent Christmas and thank you for letting me part of NAME s team And thanx NAME for taking over as our coach I think you are great Take care Love NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How is your week going so far Mine is awfully busy fortunately holidays are just around the corner OK just to let you know that I ve enjoyed a lot being part of the team and that I am looking forward having more and tougher of curse trainings next term Enjoy your holidays if you re having any I ll see you soon Take care NAME NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re To reduce confusion Hi everyone Hope you had a great time and for those who are not back hope they are still enjoying it I am trying to make my landing to reality a gradual process I wake up every morning at NUM although I get a proper siesta which CHAR never did for the PhD I already have a soar throat cause I am not used to talking so much Kids need a lot of patience but they often compensate by doing things that are so totally hilarious I will be watching your progress from afar and throwing emails at you from time to time NAME to see you when I get back end Feb I just got an alarming message from a friend which CHAR Fwd to you It is about the dangers of eating soya so for those who do not even know what that is do not bother reading it Otherwise please do CHAR big hug for all NAME NAME pires to minima pou sou esteila tis giortes NAME pisw NAME NUM WOMAN S STORY ON SOYA INTERESTING FACTS All NAME pass this info to ALL your female friends It may save their lives Something to take note of This is my true story nothing altered These are facts as they relate to my experience my opinions based on what I have read and felt I am relating them to warn other young healthconscious women who are unwittingly harming themselves In NUM I graduated from high school in NAME and could nt wait to hit the big college city One of the changes I wanted to make was to eat healthier Once I moved to healthconscious NAME NAME I began to fortify my body with the best and healthiest foods I could find NAME was the main ingredient in every healthy dish and I bought soya milk almost every day I used it for everything from cereal to smoothies or just to drink for a quick snack I bought soya muffins miso soup wth tofu soyabeans soyabean sprouts etc All the literature in all the health and fitness magazines said that soya protected you against everything from heart disease to breast cancer It was the magical isoflavones the estrogenlike hormones that all worked to help you stay young and healthy I looked great I was working out all the time but my menstrual cycle was off At NUM I started taking birth control pills to regulate my menstrual cycle In addition to this I began to suffer from painful periods I began to get puffy it was as though I was losing my muscle tone I began to suffer from depression and getting hot flashes I mistook all this for NAME since my periods were irregular By the time I was NUM my periods were so bad I could nt walk The birth control pills never made them regular or less painful so I decided to stop taking them I went on like this for another NUM years until I realized my pain was nt normal At NUM my gynecologist found NUM cysts in my uterus Both were the size of tennis balls I went through surgery to have them removed and thank NAME they were benign The gynecologist told me to go back on birth control pills I did nt In NUM he discovered a lump in my breast Again I went through surgery and again it was benign In November NUM my glands swelled up and my gums became inflamed Thinking I had a tooth infection I went to the dentist who told me that teeth were not the problem After a dose of antibiotics the swelling still did not go down At this point I could feel a tiny nodule on the right side of my neck I told my mother I had thyroid trouble She think I was being silly No one in the family suffered from thyroid trouble Going on a hunch I saw a specialist who diagnosed me with NAME NAME NAME After a series of tests he told me it was cancer My fiance and I sat stunned We were not prepared and I was so scared We scheduled surgery right away The specialist told us that it would only be after the operation that a pathologist would be able to tell us for sure if it was cancer They found a tumor at my right lobe composed of irregular cells and another smaller tumor growing on the left so the entire thyroid was removed They told me that after undergoing radioactive iodine I would be safe and assured me that I could live a long life After treatment I began to search for the cause of all these problems I never once thought it could be all the soya I had consumed for nearly NUM years After all soya is healthy I came upon a web page that linked thyroid problems to soya intake and the conspiracy of soya marketed as a health food when in fact it is only a toxic byproduct of the vegetable oil industry This was insane afterall the health and fitness magazines had said nothing about soya being harmful I visited a herbalist who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer in NUM She informed me that soya was the culprit She had a hysterectomy due to cysts and other uterine problems A few months later another acquaintance who had consumed soya came down with thyroid cancer CHAR girll in NAME I met through the internet in a thyroid cancer forum had just undergone surgery and she was only NUM What was going on Breast cancer is linked to estrogen What mimics estrogen in the female body SOYA But I never suspected soya because until now I never once found a single article that stated soya could be dangerous Women who took soya prior to thyroid problems will continue to take it after if they are not aware of what soya actually does what it contains and how it reacts in the female body I think this is the reason that women with thyroid cancer often develop breast cancer later My coworker is big into soya and I see her losing hair and gaining weight despite a walking workout during her break and after work and apples and oranges for lunch She just had cysts removed from her uterus too I warned her to stay off soya I refered her to websites but until it is on the evening news on all NUM networks women will suffer Since the thyroidectomy I do not touch soya have nt for NUM years Dear readers please use my story in any way you can There are so many young girls who are consuming soya because they think they are taking care of themselves and women taking soya because they want to be healthy It is so unfair that the information about the dangers of soya is nt more widely circulated It is sad There are many out there who feel this way and it is a terrible blow when you realize you are not as healthy as you thought and that the information that you depended on was wrong some references WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE Re To reduce confusion Hi everyone I ve received this email from the mind behind this year s league shedule and since CHAR believe NAME is still not around CHAR took it as my duty to inform you of yet another change I m also sending the previous schedule so you can have an idea as to what NAME is referring to could anyone with a different interpretation bring it forward please thanks best NAME NAME schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME lent term NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME referee NAME Queens NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NEW schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hi girls I have just received this NAME had told me till now but apparently ppl had complained about playing on Sundays and these are the slots that have been booked Same number of hours so in thoery just shift the timetable CHAR gave you First game on Friday th at NUM NUM nd on rd at NUM then rd same day at NUM NUM etc I am personally not happy with this seems a bit chaotic to me but perhaps if ppl complained about sundays they prefer these times Not sure about other teams but I know this will pose a problem for my team might not be easy to get players for these times Also remember about the refereeing SO if any captain thinks this will pose a big problem for their team let me know NAME as in before Friday Do nt think there is much I can do but it would be good to know if teams or referees just are nt going to show up Sorry for the short notice but CHAR literally got it NUM mins ago NAME Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday rd January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Re To reduce confusion Hi Well this is really to avoid confusion NAME has nothing to do with th is the booking of NAME was done last year by someone who is not even in a basketball team anymore Apparently the booking was made and no one else was informed so literally no one knew anything before the beginning of CHAR his week when I got the NAME invoice I called to NAME already and they do nt hav CHAR any regular slot free they have random hours even more weird than those in the invoice The timetable might have changed on the base of complaints nonavaibility of the court honestly I have no clue NAME I think moving the games to a friday afternoon is probably a bad idea if others feel this way we should write to leonor to get the matches changed back to a weekend saeema CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi everyone I ve received this email from the mind behind this year s league shedule and since CHAR believe NAME is still not around CHAR took it as my duty to inform you of yet another change I m also sending the previous schedule so you can have an idea as to what NAME is referring to could anyone with a different interpretation bring it forward please thanks best NAME NAME schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME lent term NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME referee NAME Queens NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NEW schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hi girls I have just received this NUM had told me till now but apparen tly ppl had complained about playing on Sundays and these are the slots CHAR hat have been booked Same number of hours so in thoery just shift the timetable CHAR gave you First game on Friday th at NUM NUM nd on rd at NUM then rd same day at NUM NUM etc I am personally not happy with this seems a bit chaotic to me but perhaps if ppl complained about sundays they prefer these times Not sure about other teams but I know this will pose a problem for my team mi ght not be easy to get players for these times Also remember about the refereeing SO if any captain thinks this will pose a big problem for their team let me know NAME as in before Friday Do nt think there is much I can CHAR CHAR but it would be good to know if teams or referees just are nt going CHAR CHAR show up Sorry for the short notice but CHAR literally got it NUM mins ago NAME Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday rd January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Yard NAME NAME College Lecturer Engineering Department NAME University NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM WEBSITE Re To reduce confusion NAME This is really confusing By the way I m not sure if I can make it to NAME this term I ve some problem with my knees old age which I want to sort out with the doctor first If the doctor says I can continue playing then I ll come But leave me on the mailing list so that I know what is happening NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi Well this is really to avoid confusion NAME has nothing to do with this the booking of NAME was done last year by someone who is not even in a basketball team anymore Apparently the booking was made and no one else was informed so literally no one knew anything before the beginning of this week when I got the NAME invoice I called to NAME already and they do nt have any regular slot free they have random hours even more weird than those in the invoice The timetable might have changed on the base of complaints nonavaibility of the court honestly I have no clue NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re To reduce confusion Well to tell you the truth it is impossible for me to make the games in any other day since I am working all the days that the games are scheduled Anyway I do nt know who complained about Sunday The thing is that the only day I can make the games is Sunday Could you please let me know what is happening NAME NAME Help STOP NAME Try the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE Re To reduce confusion Hey guys hope you had a great holiday and I am sorry I was nt at training last saturday I only arrived back in college that day and did nt read my emails until sunday Anyway I will hopefully see you all this saturday at NUM or NUM And concerning matches I can play on the th but the th would be a problem for me I m afraid just to give you advanced warning Sorry Friday afternoon would nt be that great either but I would be able to make it Anyway see you soon NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I think moving the games to a friday afternoon is probably a bad idea if others feel this way we should write to leonor to get the matches changed back to a weekend saeema CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME wrote Hi everyone I ve received this email from the mind behind this year s league shedule and since CHAR believe NAME is still not around CHAR took it as my duty to inform you of yet another change I m also sending the previous schedule so you can have an idea as to what NAME is referring to could anyone with a different interpretation bring it forward please thanks best NAME NAME schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME lent term NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME referee NAME Queens NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ref NAME NAME NEW schedule NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Hi girls I have just received this NUM had told me till now but apparently ppl had complained about playing on Sundays and these are the slots that have been booked Same number of hours so in thoery just shift the timetable CHAR gave you First game on Friday th at NUM NUM nd on rd at NUM then rd same day at NUM NUM etc I am personally not happy with this seems a bit chaotic to me but perhaps if ppl complained about sundays they prefer these times Not sure about other teams but I know this will pose a problem for my team might not be easy to get players for these times Also remember about the refereeing SO if any captain thinks this will pose a big problem for their team let me know NAME as in before Friday Do nt think there is much I can do but it would be good to know if teams or referees just are nt going to show up Sorry for the short notice but CHAR literally got it NUM mins ago NAME Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday rd January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Thursday th January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st January from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday st NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Friday th NAME from NUM NUM to NUM NUM NUM Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Yard NAME NAME College Lecturer Engineering Department NAME University NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM WEBSITE YES to tomorrow s training Hi NAME and rest of the team Unfortunately I am going to be in NAME for a couple of hours on Sunday s evening CHAR ve tickets for the NAME NAME NAME so I cant miss it However I am agree with you that it is really important that at least NUM or NUM of us go to Clowns representing the NAME Now about training tomorrow I am not quite sure if we have book the court for our training however I will go earlier to play a little bit to unrust myself I ll see those who can make it tomorrow at NUM if the courts are busy we ll go for run I am sure is going to be a nice day tomorrow NAME so NAME YOU TOMORROW NUM at NAME sorry for the short notice Enjoy the evening besos NAME Hi Does anyone fancy an outing to clowns this sunday afternoon to stand up for the team s thoughts on the league schedule That would be really appreciated Best NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Subject NAME bookings Fwd Hi NAME NAME the BLues treasurer sent me this to forward to all of you Could ppl please read it The game today has been cancelled as one of the teams could nt make it but wo nt be penalising anyone I am going a bit insane from receiving emails and emails and ppl complaining about exactly what I m complaining about I m not sure I see a solution either Would ppl be ok with maybe meeting up for a coffee and discussing whatever thoughts all together and I ll then get them across to the Blues I suggest meet at pm at NAME coffee place on Sunday on NAME Street in case anyone does nt know where it is This Sunday th January So if you have any strong opinions on the change which most ppl seem to have come along or get someone from your team to come See you there NAME Dear all Concerning the new timetable for the League the booking of the court for the present season was made last year by members of last year s commitee No one else was informed and so no one knew anything before the beginning of this week when we got the NAME invoice I ve called to NAME already and they do nt have any regular slot free they have random hours even more weird than those in the invoice I will keep an eye on them in case they have any team cancelling slots The timetable might have changed on the base of complaints nonavaibility of the court honestly I have no clue I know this might be inconvenient for some people but there are no many matches left and it is probably just NUM hour per week per team To avoid this happening again I will keep you posted about stuff made for next season Take care NAME NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM YES to tomorrow s training Hi everyone Here s the latest on the league s schedule Could you please confirm whether you d be able to show for the next match which is this coming thursday Thanks Note that in case we ca nt put a team together then we ll have to get in touch with the opposing team suggest another day possibly giving up our kk slot and come to an agreement Best NAME HERE IS THE SCHEDULE AS IT STANDS NOW THURSDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs Queens NUM NAME vs NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME THURSDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME NUM NAME vs NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME NAME NUM NAME vs NAME FRIDAY NUM NAME NUM NAME vs NAME Still do nt have March slots but will let you know as soon as I do Please start getting the games organised now NAME Sports day NAME is hosting the Sports NAME this year It ll be on the th of March and even if we do nt get a fun trip to ze other place it is usually enjoyable It also includes a free dinner in college and some partying with the visitors Who would be able to make it we need to inform the sports officer whether there ll be a bball team to play against NAME s NAME NAME Re To reduce confusion Hi girls How was your weekend missed me cause I missed you a lot NAME was great tons of good coffee ice creams banana and chocolate seafood mmm NAME I received an invitation for NAME NAME Association Women basketball tournament NAME nd March NUM Time NUM to pmPerse School NAME NAME NUM pounds Closing date nd Feb Comments Enjoy the sunny though NAME day NAME NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM women s basketball Fwd Hi all The tournament sounds interesting I think we should enter Unfortunately I wo nt be here then Please tell the list who d be coming and we ll see whether we can put a team togther N Dear NAME I am emailing to see if any NAME NAME college women s basketball teams are CHAR nterested in entering the NAME NAME Association Women s Basketball CHAR ournament hopefully you have received information about this The info for the basketball tournament is Sunday nd March NUM NUM pm NAME Boys School NAME NAME NAME entry fee pound NUM payable to NAME NAME Association contact NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL entries were due nd Feb but if anyone is interested let NAME know I am su Re he will extend the entry date by a week I hope some college teams you are able to enter I am keen to get the NAME CHAR Basketball Association to support NAME basketball in the County and th is tournament is a start They are organising it and providing refs offi cials regards NAME ps please pass on to any NUM who may interested Unless otherwise stated this email is confidential and intended solely for the individual to whom it is addressed We apologise if it has been sent to you by mistake and would be grateful if you would contact the sender as soon as possible If you are not the intended recipient please do not make use of the information in this email as it may be privileged and or confidential Any use of its contents by anyone other than the intended recipient may be a breach of civil or criminal law We have taken reasonable precautions to minimise the risk of infection by viruses but we cannot accept liability for any damage which may occur as a result of any viruses You should therefore carry out your own virus checks before opening any attachment Re To reduce confusion OK girls it looks that we can not make the match the coming Saturday Anyway I will wait until this evening to sent the email to NAME In case we can not make it we have to do it the next Saturday NUM of february and again I need conformation for the Saturday NUM of NAME Waiting for your replies All the best NAME Re Varsity on saturday OK At least we sorted out a match We have a match on Saturday nd of NAME against NAME at NUM pm Please come along We need a team Have a nice day See you NAME Re Varsity on saturday And again we have another match on NAME th of NAME at NUM pm against NAME in NAME NAME tou see you all there NAME Is someone going to the bball practice tomorrow Re Varsity on saturday NAME Can CHAR come to that ahem and play that is if you are desperate of a rusty player I will be in NAME CHAR big hug for all look Fwd to seeing you soon NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME de la NAME NAME wrote And again we have another match on NAME th of NAME at NUM pm against NAME in NAME NAME tou see you all there NAME Is someone going to the bball practice tomorrow Re Varsity on saturday I am have to go to NAME next week I ll let you know later on Have a nice weekend NAME At NUM NUM pm NUM NUM NUM NAME de la NAME NAME wrote And again we have another match on NAME th of NAME at NUM pm against NAME in NAME NAME tou see you all there NAME Is someone going to the bball practice tomorrow NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Varsity on saturday Hi girls Just a remainder that this coming Saturday st of NAME we have a match against NAME NAME see you all there Have a nice week Re Varsity on saturday Hello On Saturday th of march the NAME Sport day will be hold in NAME I would like to know who is interested in coming to play basketball For those who do not know about this event there is an exchange between NAME from NAME and NAME from NAME every year This year will be in NAME there are games between both colleges in all the sports Afterwards in the evening there is a formal dinner in NAME for everybody I would need to know how many of you are interested to take part of this to tell the organizer Please let me know as soon as possible All the best NAME Re Hi girls How is life going I havent see you most of you at least in ages I am sorry for the absence in the last couple of weekend life has been a little hectic However I ll be next Sat th for the games vs NAME for sure I hope I ll se you all there enjoy the sun and the blue sky NAME Hi girls Just a remainder that this coming Saturday st of NAME we have a match against NAME NAME see you all there Have a nice week NAME NAME College University of NAME NAME for Protein Engineering NAME NAME NAME Rd NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Varsity on saturday Hi everyone Sorry for having gone underground I wo nt be able to play with you this term Will resurface again end of April hopefully Good luck NAME AD NAME EMAIL wrote I can play on the th anke On NAME NUM NUM NAME de la NAME NAME wrote And again we have another match on NAME th of NAME at NUM pm against NAME in NAME NAME tou see you all there NAME Is someone going to the bball practice tomorrow Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME representatives at international tournaments NAME NAME EMAIL wrote As actioned at the last council meeting I have produced lists of who has represented us in past international tournaments The results are here WEBSITE I would be grateful if someone could check these over Thanks NAME My version of these pages was not taken up by the previous NAME Webmaster as useful In fact I seem to have stopped maintaining it in NUM Also I missed NAME in NUM at the Ing Cup Actually I see NAME NAME was there in NUM from the results but this would have been an invite from the Dutch as he was still living there at the time The NAME Cup place is of course won by the individual doing well in tournaments in NAME NAME points or ratings and is not a gift of the NAME The main difference on my page for some of the events I give their results The NAME could do that too and then my page would be completely redundant It is at WEBSITE NAME From NAME NAME President European Go Federation VicePresident British Go Association email EMAIL It s NAME Week Help NAME help others Call NUM NUM to give or donate online now at WEBSITE NAME Tournament in NAME NAME NAME Your emails bounced earlier today so here is my second attempt Dear all Unfortunately the tournament in NAME has been cancelled Please find NAME s apologies attached Hopefully they will be able to organise a tournament next year Kindest regards NAME NAME NAME Dsol pour ma r ponse tardive NAME CHAR NAME en voyage d affaire et je n ai pas pu consulter mes mails Je suis dsol NAME je suis oblig d annuler le NAME d une part parce que tr s peu CHAR quipes m ont sollicit leur dsir environ NUM d CHAR participer et parce que je pr CHAR re offrir aux quipes qui dsirent venir celuici un tournoi de qualit dans lequel elles peuvent CHAR retrouver une ambiance et un contexte convivial qui a fait la r putation de notre tournoi NAME malgr les efforts d ploy s et le dsir NAME NAME revivre un excellent tournoi toutes ces quipes le manque CHAR quipes et diffrents lments perturbateurs m ont amen prendre cette d cision Je vous prie de bien vouloir accepter toutes nos excuses et j esp re que cela n affectera pas l avenir votre dsir de participer notre tournoi De plus si vous avez d CHAR achet des billets et que malgr le remboursement de ceuxci s il subsiste des frais votre charge je m engage vous rembourser de ces ventuels frais substantiels Je suis vraiment vraiment dsol ce n est pas avec joie que j ai pris cette d cision NAME je n avais pas envie de vous NAME participer un tournoi qui n aurait NAME CHAR aussi bien que le dernier NAME NAME I still have nt heard anything either I also sent out a chaser to another girl from NAME but have nt heard from her either That s the only NUM contacts I ve got As soon as I know more I will let you all know But it s getting to a point where less of us will be able to go anyway whether it goes ahead or not I know NAME and NAME already cancelled their plans NAME do you have any further contacts with NAME NAME NAME NAME Ca va Was just wondering if anyone had heard any more yet about whether the gaudechart tournament is on or not A bientot NAME NAME NAME I heard through from NAME that the tournament was about to be cancelled However I have heard nothing myself directly Does anyone of you have some more information whether it goes ahead or not And what exactly was the reason behind it Personally I woul still love to go even if they do nt have the manpower to organise it Most of us are keen to book cheapdeal flights and chunnel tickets but they ca nt book anything until we know for sure let me know if you have more info NAME NAME NAME NAME discuter en live avec vos NAME T CHAR charger NAME NAME WEBSITE Envie de discuter en live avec vos NAME T CHAR charger NAME NAME WEBSITE Re gotalk Spreading the word of Go Im writing this to see if anyone would have any ideas to how one should go about spreading the word of Go around a town city There is a small go club started but we need more people to come along even if its just to see what Go is about The vast majority of people would never of known that Go even existed and I need a way how I could try to spead this and gain new attention from players and non players alike are there any suggestions I think there are NUM problems one is making sure that people who have heard of Go there may well be more than you think can find your club and the second is attracting new players who have nt heard of the game So I think it is essential to get the club listed on any local registers of community information or websites about local activities libraries and local newspapers often have some sort of listing of local clubs etc which it is useful to be listed on and there are usually some websites of local activities which are only too happy to add a link to a club website In terms of attracting new players to the game there are many things we have tried here in NAME Some have been more successful than others Here are some that I can think of If the town city has a university then they generally have an event at the start of the academic year for university clubs societies to attract new members Nonuniversity clubs societies can sometimes take part especially if you have a member from the university These events seem good value for attracting new members We have organised demonstrations of Go in the local library a bookshop and a shopping centre I think these all basically cost us nothing all we had to do was ask We have participated in NAME Japanese Chinese events fairs etc in NAME If you meet in a place suitable for juniors there are various way to attract junior members NAME is introducing more and more juniors to the game and may already have visited schools near you It may also be possible for example to have a Go stall at a local junior chess tournament For a while in NAME we ran an evening class in Go which attracted some new players There will be some places where it is particularly useful to have posters leaflets about your club eg games shops if there are any in your town city I m sure other people will have better ideas and examples of things that have worked well for them NAME gotalk mailing list EMAIL Re Go NAME challenge NAME NAME mentioned at the council meeting that you were interested in setting up a NAME Go Challenge similar to the chess challenge for school children I think this is a good idea and I d like to help out with the general gettingitofftheground organization That would be really helpful At this stage it seems that lots of people are enthusiastic about the idea but I could really do with some help on organization planning as I m sure that what I can do by myself is limited I ca nt really offer to do more than that because I do nt know whether I ll still be in the country come september That is OK Would you like to meet up to discuss some ideas I think that would be a good idea Are there any evenings this week that you can do it is a good time for me as my inlaws are visiting so it makes it easier for me to go out as there are more people to help with the children Perhaps you could give me the Youth newsletters at the same time by the way the junior club has stopped meeting now until after the summer or email me your thoughts so far The email I sent to the Youth discussion group is below My feeling is that with all the good work NAME NAME is doing there will be more and more schools with go clubs so maybe there wo nt be many entrants this year but in future years it could become a very worthwhile event That is what I hope Thanks NAME Copy of email sent to Youth Discussion Group I promised to send out an email on the proposal to set up a NAME Go Challenge along the lines of the very successful NAME NAME Challenge competition The background to this is that I spoke to NAME NAME who runs the NAME NAME NAME in January Although I was contacting him about something else I mentioned to him that I thought it would be nice to have a Go event similar to the NAME NAME Challenge He was quite positive about the idea so I said I would get back to him sometime later in the year with some firmer proposals He said that September was his least busy time of the year but I said I would try to get back to him before then Below I have listed NUM Background what the NAME NAME Challenge is and how it works NUM Could there be a Go version What are the possible benefits problems NUM What we would have to do next steps Please can people let me have any comments on this If the whole idea is a dead duck I think it is best to decide that as soon as possible However I think that if it can be done there is a lot of potential to bring Go to a lot more young people and schools and I think it could fit in very well with the existing NAME project So any positive ideas on how to make it work would be very useful Thanks NAME NUM The NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME which began in NUM is an extremely successful national chess competition for juniors It is organised by NAME NAME and has a website at WEBSITE as the largest chess tournament in the world The numbers of schools and individuals taking part has increased year by year In the NUM event there have been NUM NUM children from NUM NUM schools taking part Each school or junior club which wants to run a heat of the NAME NAME NAME pays an entry fee which I think is currently around pound NUM For this they get sent a pack including a wallchart pairing cards and prizes they also get several nicely produced newsletters sent during the year The heat is held in the NAME NAME and is a round Swiss competition usually played as NUM game each week at the school chess club for NUM weeks Players score NUM points for a win NUM for a draw and NUM for a loss NUM if they miss that NAME There are all sorts of small prizes for getting certain numbers of points little mascots keyrings etc and each player also gets a badge with spaces to add a gold spot for each NUM points they score The top player in the school gets a small trophy and anyone winning NUM games out of NUM gets an extra prize From the school heats players can qualify for a regional Megafinal To qualify they usually need to score about NUM points depending on their age group But also the best boy and best girl in each age group qualify automatically so long as they played in at least NUM rounds The entry fee for the Megafinal is around pound NUM per player There are about NUM Megafinals across the country each with say NUM players in The top players in the Megafinal win trophies and qualify for a national Gigafinal about NUM NUM players There is also a Terafinal a relatively small tournament featuring the best players in each age group from the Gigafinal The tournament has been sponsored in recent years by British Land I assume that it is financially healthy I imagine that both the heats and the Megafinal make a good profit but I do nt know the details NUM Could there by a NAME Go Challenge Clearly any NAME Go Challenge would be on a very much smaller scale and there might have to be other differences from how the chess event is organised When I spoke to NAME NAME about the idea of a corresponding Go event he was very interested He says that several schools have asked him if he can run some sort of event in the other terms of the school year and he is reluctant to have anything too similar to his existing event so he said Go was a definite possibility NAME NAME does know about board games other than chess I have seen articles he has written on Chinese Chess for example but I do nt think he knows a great deal about Go His main worry seems to be that it might be too complicated the rules might be too difficult and it might take too long to play He was reassured to learn that you can play on board sizes smaller than x so games do not always take such a long time to finish Anyway he indicated that if we could come up with proposals for a Go event that sounded OK to him and an explanation of the rules that was sufficiently clear and simple then he might be prepared to endorse the event and publicise it to his existing customer schools through his newsletters etc He would not feel it necessary for huge numbers of schools to take part for it to be worth doing from what he said it sounded like he would regard something in the region of NUM schools as a great success if it could be achieved he suggested that we should try to have just individual school heats and then a national final for which the qualification criteria could be very lax His strong preference was for something that would run in the NAME NAME not in the NAME Term as it would clash with the chess and not in the NAME term as he feels it is difficult to get something started right at the start of the school year As the majority of the schools he deals with are primary schools the problem of summer term exams should not be so big a difficulty So the possible benefits are considerable If we can set up this event it would get advertised to around NUM NUM schools Moreover if it was endorsed by NAME NAME who organises the NAME NAME Challenge which they all already compete in and enjoy they would be more likely to show an interest And these schools should all have the resources ability to take part if they wish as they have managed to organise themselves to take part in the chess event and find the entry fees for it Also this could fit in extremely well with NAME Schools who do the NAME NAME NAME who hear about Go could be interested in NAME visits to find out more The downside is that it would require quite a bit of organisational effort and we would nt want it to be a damp squib NUM What would we have to do next These are the things I think we would need to do next not necessarily listed in the right order if we are going to pursue this idea I think perhaps the most important one is whether we can find a reasonable number of our existing contact schools who would be willing to take part this might depend on us making some changes to the format to make it more attractive to them If we had say NUM schools or junior clubs who we could sign up at least to running a heat if not travelling to a final the whole thing would seem clearly viable from the start whereas if we had only NUM or NUM we would I think be heading for a big flop a Decide what changes we would want to make to the NAME NAME NAME format eg should the heats last fewer weeks should initially everyone be allowed to play in the finals Do we want to use the name NAME Go NAME and are we allowed to Would we use x Go We might like to consult with our existing Go school contacts and or ask NAME NAME if he could tell us some of his contacts who he thinks might be interested to see if they can offer any advice b Decide what we would use as prizes where we would get them from how we would send them out and how much it would cost What else would we need to send out to the schools competition rules pairing cards etc c Decide what the entry fees would be d Decide when the event would take place Could we do NAME term NUM Assuming there is to be some sort of national final where and when would it be e Produce some easy Go rules preferably able to be understood by a teacher and children without much outside help We would in my opinion definitely need to test these with some real beginners f Decide what we can offer schools in terms of help getting started What equipment can we offer at what price perhaps the stock of NAME sets we have partly in my garage and partly in NAME could help here How much would they have to pay for a NAME visit or other visit by local Go players have we got Go players in different parts of the country who can help to avoid too much travelling some sort of network of local contacts would definitely help We would need to avoid setting too high a financial barrier to entry if schools were likely to have to find an entry fee payment for a visit and buy equipment Would schools who entered the event get NAME NAME Schools membership thrown in g Find out if it is possible to find any sponsorship money or other way of subsidising the event at least at first while we try to generate interest one of my plans was that we might approach NAME NAME to see if there was any possibility of sponsorship from NAME NAME but until the game they are currently working on comes out this is nt really possible and it is now I think very overdue h Plan some sort of web pages for the event who would write maintain them Should we also have an NAME meeting place time on NAME set up where new school contacts could come and practise etc as it might be useful to people who are new to Go i Approach our existing contact schools and see how many we could sign up to taking part j NAME who is the team of people who would take this forward and actually organise the event On the NUM hand we are probably not talking about a big number of schools being involved but on the other hand this seems a large enough project to need some reasonably formal project budget planning k Get back to NAME NAME once we had a good plan for most or all of the above and take it from there See if he is happy with where we have got to What do we want him to do for us What would our relationship financial and otherwise with his organisation be I think we would definitely want to get back to him NUM way or another before the summer holidays are over Re BGApolicy Selecting representatives for overseas tournaments NAME NAME NAME Suppose a strong young player qualifies for the NAME Should the NAME say to them if you accept the trip you are also accepting a commitment to showing around NAME NAME visitors to the NAME I do nt think it should Quite apart from the problem of enforcing such an agreement CHAR he may not have the time may not have a car may not live in the southeast Not an entirely hypothetical situation I have explained myself in greater detail in a private email to NAME I do nt think anyone would expect this to be contractual In the case of a younger player sadly that tends to mean under NUM in NAME terms some explanations about hospitality in Japanese terms and what can be done in practice to return it can hardly go amiss NAME bgapolicy mailing list EMAIL Re Tennis No not yet I think the other NUM have to play their match NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME Science University of NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME office NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Today pm LR NAME NAME NAME Tuesday th May pm NAME NAME and sandwiches will be provided NAME Phonetic NAME NAME Speaker Prof NAME NAME NAME Professor of University of NAME NAME Researcher of NAME Institute of Technology NAME NAME This work paper proposes NUM novel techniques designed to analyze the segmental intelligibility of accented pronunciation both of which are based upon completely new and unique methods of observing and characterizing the accented pronunciation The first technique NAME NAME NAME extracts phonetic tree structure embedded in utterances of a student Results of analyzing Japanese English visually and clearly present wellknown Japanese habits in speaking English The second technique automatically estimates the segmental intelligibility not based upon acoustic matching with native speakers utterances but based upon matching between NUM structures the extracted phonetic structure in the student s pronunciation and the lexical structure in the target language s vocabulary The estimation is done using one of word perception models Cohort Model and the estimated cohort size is interpreted as degree of the segmental unintelligibility Experimental results show good accordance between the estimated intelligibility and the segmental proficiency rated by teachers For information concerning previous NAME NAME Seminars see WEBSITE If you wish to give a seminar on any aspect of your research or any area of expertise which might be of general interest to the Speech subset of the NAME Group please contact NAME NAME Re Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME Thanks for being my partner at the Pair Go I m sorry we never seem to win any games but if you think about it our results were perfectly reasonable given the differences in average grades Shall we try again at the NAME See you soon NAME xx Thank you too It is always great fun I just hope you have nt caught the NAME Club Cough as I am worse again today Maybe CU at NAME then NAME From NAME NAME President European Go Federation VicePresident British Go Association email EMAIL It s NAME Week Help NAME help others Call NUM NUM to give or donate online now at WEBSITE NAME tonight as usual NAME chicks Despite the pointless frivolity that is the exam season the go club forges on so all of you who do nt have the dreaded tests should go and play some go and laugh at the fact that I m sitting miserably in my NAME trying to learn phonetics NAME NAME will be leading you onwards and upwards assisted by the lovely NAME as always Anyone who has nt got exams might think about lending NAME a hand with fetching the equipment NAME If you can help but do nt know where to go then go to the front of NAME court for about NUM and NAME will show you the way Love NAME This message has been sent to the NAME Go Society mailing list EMAIL Please feel free to use this list to send messages that you think would interest go players in NAME If you know anybody who would like to be added to this list or if you wish to be removed from this list then please Email EMAIL NAME Go NAME WEBSITE Fwd Someone buy the man a coke and give him a smack from me SMILEY CHAR NAME EMAIL It s my birthday today so if anyone buys me a birthday present they can give me birthday beats bumps SMILEY NUM PBy the way anyone who does nt turn up especially who goes dancing instead will have me to answer to NAME NAME This message has been sent to the NAME Go Society mailing list EMAIL Please feel free to use this list to send messages that you think would interest go players in NAME If you know anybody who would like to be added to this list or if you wish to be removed from this list then please Email EMAIL NAME Go NAME WEBSITE aside soccer NAME NUM May NUM NUM NAME s Piece iso CHAR KorfballEcomForumsRegistration NAME NAME CHAR You received this message from KorfballEcom Forums because you have regist ered for a new account which allows you to post new messages and reply to ex isting NUM on the forums at WEBSITE NAME efsnnu You can change your information at our website by selecting the Profile li nkE NAME NAME NAME no subject Would someone please be able to sub for me tomorrow morning at am I m about to go home from work ill NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM NAME mailing list EMAIL bull in a china shop WEBSITE gotalk th NAME International Go Tournament NAME NAME NAME NAME from user EMAIL Dear Go Friends I m very happy to invite you to the next tournament in NAME NAME The event will take place at NUM The total prize money so far is NUM NAME NUM NAME for st place but we expect to increase it soon SMILEY There will be also various prizes for NUM NUM wins and best players in rank categories Go sets mugs tshirts and more Please see detailed info at WEBSITE No entry fee for players with the NAME rating of NUM points and higher All players who register after th of June NUM will have to pay an additional fee Therefore feel free to register as early as you can If you have any questions please feel free to sent me an email Roman NAME NAME Nie dajcie gnu nie umys om EMAIL grajcie CHAR Go WEBSITE NAME of original message from NAME Members NAME gotalk mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME is out of the office I will be out of the office starting NUM NUM NUM and will not return until NUM NUM NUM If your query is urgent please contact NAME NAME on NUM NUM NUM or you can contact me on my mobile NUM NUM The information contained in this message may be CONFIDENTIAL and is intended for the addressee only Any unauthorised use dissemination of the information or copying of this message is prohibited If you are not the addressee please notify the sender immediately by return email and delete this message Although this email and any attachments are believed to be free of any virus or other defect which might affect any computer or system into which they are received and opened it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that they are virus free and no responsibility is accepted by NAME for any loss or damage from receipt or use thereof Please note that all email messages are subject to interception for lawful business purposes tennis practise Hi Just a reminder tennis practises NAME monday at NAME Just turn up If you are all good about turning up I ll get us a coach NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME Science University of NAME NAME Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME office NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Go Garden Party ok I have booked the fellows garden for friday the th of june between pm and pm I did nt know how many people are gonna go so I gave a rough estinate of NUM people The booking needs to be approved by the council which apparently is not gonna be a problem There is a refundable charge of pound NUM assuming the garden is left in the same state as it was before and a nonrefundable charge of pound NUM for the rubbish NAME regards NAME Hi NAME The Go soc is planning to hold a garden party in the early evening of friday th june end of may week We are struggling to find an appropriate venue NAME NAME s College has a bookable Fellow s garden Could you possibly try and book for that date preferably between NUM and NAME or something similar We need to get a venue sorted as soon as possible because otherwise they will all be booked up It s possible they wo nt allow university societies to book the gardens If that is the case please let me know If you ca nt get friday evening see if it is available for thursday th evening or saturday st afternoon Get back to me asap Thanks NAME xx ps my number is NUM NUM if you have any queries Re query The ncmod with palestinian NAME NAME NAME was extracted Does this count as a YES because palestinian is used in attributive position to modify activist or NO because it thinks it s modifying NAME which is nt attributive position well it depends whether you re counting the attributive nonattributive distinction or the correct attachment YES if the first NO if the second presumably How on earth NAME managed to get this analysis is a mystery incidentally NUM well it bes nothing to get upset about xcomp upset NAME nothing NAME Is this predicative it s predicative but there s nothing overt in the sentence that it predicates of To decide the answers to things like these you need to ask yourself who or what is upset in this case which is unusual it s contextually given it s the addressee perhaps Like Do nt get upset or Do nt be upset ie the imperative it s the understood subject NUM after all words like wispy and short mean different things to different people she sayed xcomp wispy NAME word NAME Is this predicative not really again this is an exceptional case this time the word should really have been in quotes The speaker is talking about the word itself not using it to denote the concept NAME Re Go Garden Party Unfortunately I have to leave by the th june the booking required someone from kings to book it but she did nt say anything about a kings member being at the party so hopefully this will not affect things I ll be there tonight see ya then NAME That s fantastic Thanks NAME It has occurred to me that some undergraduates might have left by the Friday as it is technically after the end of term Do you get chucked out immediately or will you be able to stay till then I know NAME people have to leave by friday morning I think that s ridiculous myself See you tonight NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote ok I have booked the fellows garden for friday the th of june between pm and pm I did nt know how many people are gonna go so I gave a rough estinate of NUM people The booking needs to be approved by the council which apparently is not gonna be a problem There is a refundable charge of pound NUM assuming the garden is left in the same state as it was before and a nonrefundable charge of pound NUM for the rubbish NAME regards NAME Hi NAME The Go soc is planning to hold a garden party in the early evening of friday th june end of may week We are struggling to find an appropriate venue NAME NAME s College has a bookable Fellow s garden Could you possibly try and book for that date preferably between NUM and NAME or something similar We need to get a venue sorted as soon as possible because otherwise they will all be booked up It s possible they wo nt allow university societies to book the gardens If that is the case please let me know If you ca nt get friday evening see if it is available for thursday th evening or saturday st afternoon Get back to me asap Thanks NAME xx ps my number is NUM NUM if you have any queries Fwd You have to do this I am a Fluffy NAME NAME You all have to do this and let me know what your s is Quite funny NAME Your a Street NAME Apparently my ideal job is a NAME NAME NAME ha NAME Re Fwd You have to do this scary On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I am a Fluffy NAME NAME I am the local always in the pub whenever you walk in NAME is a NAME slayer so you d better stay away from him SMILEY Re Counties NAME players needed NAME I ll go through our list later but we certainly have NUM or NUM NAME NAME formerly of NAME NAME now running NAME NAME NAME is your best bet He his gf NAME also entered NAME team a couple of years ago You can reach him at EMAIL Regards NAME Dear NAME I m trying to get together a NAME team for the counties this year Can you ask around the NAME club and see if anybody there qualifies to play for NAME and would be interested in doing so They can contact me directly at EMAIL Also can you give me contact details for the NAME NAME NAME NAME clubs So far we ve only got NUM girls Cheers NAME Re Go Garden Party It all sounds good Do you want to do the invitation and collect the NAME Maybe we should have a club social secretary On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote That s fantastic Thanks NAME It has occurred to me that some undergraduates might have left by the Friday as it is technically after the end of term Do you get chucked out immediately or will you be able to stay till then I know NAME people have to leave by friday morning I think that s ridiculous myself See you tonight NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote ok I have booked the fellows garden for friday the th of june between pm and pm I did nt know how many people are gonna go so I gave a rough estinate of NUM people The booking needs to be approved by the council which apparently is not gonna be a problem There is a refundable charge of pound NUM assuming the garden is left in the same state as it was before and a nonrefundable charge of pound NUM for the rubbish NAME regards NAME Hi NAME The Go soc is planning to hold a garden party in the early evening of friday th june end of may week We are struggling to find an appropriate venue NAME NAME s College has a bookable Fellow s garden Could you possibly try and book for that date preferably between NUM and NAME or something similar We need to get a venue sorted as soon as possible because otherwise they will all be booked up It s possible they wo nt allow university societies to book the gardens If that is the case please let me know If you ca nt get friday evening see if it is available for thursday th evening or saturday st afternoon Get back to me asap Thanks NAME xx ps my number is NUM NUM if you have any queries Re Re Go NAME challenge NAME I m fairly flexible I m playing go at the uni meeting tonight You could come along to that if you like from NUM NUM I could come tonight but a bit reluctant if discussing things is mixed with playing Go as that does nt always seem to work well for me if trying to do both at once end up doing both badly Not sure exactly what you had in mind If not today then best for me this week is Thursday preferably pm onwards I do nt mind where we meet except I d prefer somewhere not noisy eg NAME NAME rather than places with background music etc Here NUM NAME NAME apart from being presumably CHAR inconvenient for you is impossible as full of people Sure Is one of them for NAME NAME If so I can give it to him tonight I believe that NAME was sent his own copy Thanks NAME Re Go Garden Party Yeah just go for it NAME is a cool place to be SMILEY Ask the undergrads in your invitation if it s too late for them Then say stuff em SMILEY On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote On NAME NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote It all sounds good Do you want to do the invitation and collect the NAME Maybe we should have a club social secretary Yes I ll do that Do you think it s worth waiting until we get confirmation Shall we wait and see if we hear from NAME and then decide which garden we prefer I m inclined just to get on with it I m a bit worried about NAME not being there and generally all undergrads leaving even before may week I ll ask tonight how many people that s likely to affect NAME says there are NUM kingsians in the books so we should be fine NAME xxxxxxxx SMILEY On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote That s fantastic Thanks NAME It has occurred to me that some undergraduates might have left by the Friday as it is technically after the end of term Do you get chucked out immediately or will you be able to stay till then I know NAME people have to leave by friday morning I think that s ridiculous myself See you tonight NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME wrote ok I have booked the fellows garden for friday the th of june between pm and pm I did nt know how many people are gonna go so I gave a rough estinate of NUM people The booking needs to be approved by the council which apparently is not gonna be a problem There is a refundable charge of pound NUM assuming the garden is left in the same state as it was before and a 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send a cheque for pound NUM per person made payable to NAME to NAME NAME NAME College before th June NUM I cannot wait less than NUM weeks now and what a way to start may week All the best to everyone over the coming weeks stay happy and calm and all will be well NAME PS the line up for next years lectures is going to be great so anyone who is not yet a member now is your chance to send pound NUM to our membership sec NAME NAME EMAIL NAME and get life membership for what will be a fantastic set of lecture next year and beyond NAME Contacts Chairman NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Membership Sec NAME NAME NAME More information can be found at WEBSITE If you wish to unsubscribe from this list please send a message to our Membership Sec Re NAME Tournament in NAME NAME I guess there is much more going on there than we know of I got an email from NAME a few months ago about how his exgirlfriend had entered a team at the NAME tournament but that it should nt be regarded as a true NAME 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pas avec joie que j ai pris cette d cision NAME je n avais pas envie de vous NAME participer un tournoi qui n aurait NAME CHAR aussi bien que le dernier NAME NAME I still have nt heard anything either I also sent out a chaser to another girl from NAME but have nt heard from her either That s the only NUM contacts I ve got As soon as I know more I will let you all know But it s getting to a point where less of us will be able to go anyway whether it goes ahead or not I know NAME and NAME already cancelled their plans NAME do you have any further contacts with NAME NAME NAME NAME Ca va Was just wondering if anyone had heard any more yet about whether the gaudechart tournament is on or not A bientot NAME NAME anyone of you exactly if they tickets but they have more Envie de discuter en live avec vos NAME T CHAR charger NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Envie de discuter en live avec vos NAME T CHAR charger NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Counties Championships NAME NAME The only thing that is nt on the web is 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appreciate that you probably have a list of names that mean nothing to you so I ll write a bit about those I can find are eligible have checked past present player details There is some sort of order to it NAME and recent NAME players eligible NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM CHAR EMAIL Entered a NAME team a couple of years ago so they will know more people They live in NAME and run NAME NAME NAME Club Both played for NAME previously and NAME before that NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM CHAR EMAIL I think they re getting married sometime in the next few weeks NAME plays for Woking and has previously coached many different clubs NAME is a relative beginner and has only recently played a few games for Woking NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL Was NAME NAME s top scorer when they won the student nationals a couple of years ago Currently plays for NAME sometimes Woking On the current NAME committee Her boyfriend NAME also lives in NAME and occasionally plays use only in emergencies NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL A reliable improving player for Woking for the last couple of seasons On the current NAME committee NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL EMAIL Officially retired from playing korfball he would nt play for NAME this season when we were short He played occasionally the season before regularly for Woking for many years before that Has played at the highest level and coached NAME for NUM years I believe he s still a National League ref Not sure about his current contact details NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL Played for Woking for a few years Officially retired from korfball but plays now and then if we re short He s only played once this season but very well I think he might ve previously played for NAME by birth NAME NAME EMAIL Played for Woking for NUM season a couple of years ago Now living in NAME and probably not playing korfball Qualifies by birth Let me know if you have trouble contacting any of them I might have some alternative numbers or I might be seeing them anyway Regards NAME Dear NAME I m trying to get together a NAME team for the counties this year Can you ask around the NAME club and see if anybody there qualifies to play for NAME and would be interested in doing so They can contact me directly at EMAIL Also can you give me contact details for the NAME NAME NAME NAME clubs So far we ve only got NUM girls Cheers NAME NAME Punt trip and We want your thoughts Hello everyone IF YOU HAVE EXAMS READ THIS Scientific studies have demonstrated almost conclusively that juggling brings about a marked improvement in exam results not only because it is relaxing but it also stimulates a different part of the brain than that used in most studying When I say Scientific studies have demonstrated almost conclusively that I mean On the basis of my personal experience I reckon it is true that but Scientific studies sounds more convincing So feel free to turn up on Wednesday evenings for a break from exams or revision NUM NUM pm in the NAME Hall of NAME NAME s Church Hall All are welcome regardless of juggling ability Take a look at the website WEBSITE While you re there on Wednesday evening the new committee would love to hear your COMMENTS In an attempt to get a feel for what went well and what went badly last year and to try to get a feel for how you would like to see NAME run there will be an opportunity to voice your opinions with a brief feedback form for you to fill in just asking what you liked and did nt like and anything else you would like to see NAME doing It will be lying around on Wednesday evenings please do pick up a copy and take a moment to fill it in Your comments really are valued Alternatively if you are not planning to come on a Wednesday juggling session this term you are always welcome to send an email to the whole committee EMAIL and voice any opinions you have PUNT TRIP You are all warmly invited to participate in the fantastic annual NAME punt trip on NAME TH JUNE If you want a magnificent meander in a preeminent punt on the resplendent river towards gorgeous NAME put this date in your diaries Yes I m sorry I m alliterating again I ca nt help it NAME juggling NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME Secretary NAME If you ve been waiting for all this time for a juggling joke then the biggest joke is me because I ca nt remember which jokes I ve already told you So you re getting NUM jokes this week I ca nt have used all of them already How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb a NUM One to change the lightbulb NUM to say I can do that and One to say Hey He stole that from me b NUM NUM expert to change the light bulb and NUM beginner to say Yeah but can you change NUM light bulbs c None Just juggle torches This is soccuja the CU Jugglers Association members mailing list To be removed email EMAIL with unsubscribe soccuja in the subject line Information can be found on our website WEBSITE NAME CIRCUITS tonight NUM at fenners it might be a bit toasty in the gym so if you are there st open all the windows BRING WATER and DRINK IT Also might be an idea to bring a towel It was good last week with lots of people coming hopefully will you can all come this week Only a few more sessions till bumps NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Institute NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME College University of NAME The contents of this email are the views of the sender and do not necessarily represent the views of The NAME Institute or of NAME This email is confidential It should not be read copied disclosed or used by any person other than the intended recipient Unauthorised use disclosure or copying by whatever medium is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful If you have received this email in error please contact the sender immediately and delete the email from your system Although we have taken steps to check that this email and attachments are free from any virus we advise that in keeping with good computing practice the recipient should also ensure they are actually virus free NAME mailing list EMAIL Re aside soccer NAME NUM May NUM NUM NAME s Piece Counties NAME NAME NAME I live in NAME and might be available for the Counties if you want to consider me I ll check it out with my other half and let you know for definite tomorrow Where are they this year Cheers NAME Dr CHAR NAME NAME Project Manager NAME NAME Root JV NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME Root Ltd Registered in NAME No NUM NAME Office NAME Park Court NAME Drive NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group Limited Registered in NAME No NAME NUM NAME Office NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME This email including any attached files may contain confidential and privileged information for the sole use of the intended recipient CHAR Any review use distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited If you are not the intended recipient or authorised to receive information for the recipient please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message Thank you Counties NAME NAME NAME I live in NAME and might be available for the Counties if you want to consider me NAME NAME check it out with my other half and let you know for definite tomorrow Where are they this year Cheers NAME Dr CHAR NAME Engineer amp Project Manager NAME NAME amp Root JV NAME NAME NAME amp NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME amp Root Ltd Registered in NAME No NUM NAME Office NAME Park Court NAME Drive NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group Limited Registered in NAME No NAME NUM NAME Office NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME This email including any attached files may contain confidential and privileged information for the sole use of the intended recipient CHAR Any review use distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited If you are not the intended recipient or authorised to receive information for the recipient please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message Thank you Re Counties NAME NAME NAME We re going away for NUM and a half weeks from tomorrow and wo nt be able to sort out what we re doing on the Counties weekend until we come back So could you put me as a maybe for now please and I ll contact you after rd June to let you know Thanks NAME Dr CHAR NAME NAME Project Manager NAME NAME Root JV NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME Root Ltd Registered in NAME No NUM NAME Office NAME Park Court NAME Drive NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group Limited Registered in NAME No NAME NUM NAME Office NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME This email including any attached files may contain confidential and privileged information for the sole use of the intended recipient CHAR Any review use distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited If you are not the intended recipient or authorised to receive information for the recipient please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message Thank you Thanks NAME They are being held at the campus of NAME University in NAME on NAME Check out WEBSITE more details Cheers NAME NAME Wed NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I live in NAME and might be available for the Counties if you want to consider me I ll check it out with my other half and let you know for definite tomorrow Where are they this year Cheers NAME Dr CHAR NAME NAME Project Manager NAME NAME Root JV NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME NAME Root Ltd Registered in NAME No NUM NAME Office NAME Park Court NAME Drive NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group Limited Registered in NAME No NAME NUM NAME Office NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME This email including any attached files may contain confidential and privileged information for the sole use of the intended recipient CHAR Any review use distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited If you are not the intended recipient or authorised to receive information for the recipient please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message Thank you Re broken COTAG card Dear NAME Take your card to reception They will be able to contact the right person to get it fixed or replaced Thanks NAME Hi NAME My COTAG is not working any more How do I get it fixed It was fine yesterday and I do nt think I had it near any magnets or anything Thanks NAME Re Counties NAME players wanted Hi NAME I ve forwarded your mail around the club I m not sure anyone qualifies though I did play for NAME myself a couple of years ago but I ve moved back into NAME since then I assume you ve contacted NAME and NAME already Good luck NAME on NUM NUM NUM NUM am NAME NAME at EMAIL wrote Dear NAME I m trying to get together a NAME team for the counties this year Can you please ask around your club to see whether anybody would be interested or qualifies for NAME People should email me directly on EMAIL Cheers NAME This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by NAME for the presence of computer viruses WEBSITE Message status undeliverable The message that you sent was undeliverable to the following EMAIL user not found Possibly truncated original message follows This email has been scanned for known viruses by the NAME SkyScan Service Re NAME Done WEBSITE Please check and send me comments if you find any problem Here are a couple of egs NUM saturday night and a more mellow sort of relaxation beed in order want to extract more mellow NUM theirs bes a much more popular course admittedly but we must have some sort of chance somewhere along the line more popular NUM it bes designed around the principle that participation bes more important than winning more important NUM rapids might look more exciting but still waters run deep NAME useed to say to they more exciting NAME On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Have you got examples of such sentences that would contain what you require CHAR couple of them would be enough so that I can test my queries and check that they are returned If you could send a couple of sentenceids it d be great That s okay I m sorry you have to rewrite everything On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME This is clearly gonna take much more time than I first thought as I need to rewrite everything I ca nt guarantee any result shortly Sorry about that NAME NAME modified by CHAR it is its Re Counties NAME players wanted Hi NAME We received your email and the email which NAME forwarded to us We organised a NAME team in NUM and a joint NAME NAME team in NUM We were going to organise a NAME team again this year but are nt able to do so now We ll give you the names of all the contacts we ve made or found out over the past few years NAME gave you the names of all the people from the NUM team but there are nt many of them left around NAME and NAME NAME have moved back to NAME NAME NAME has moved to NAME NAME NAME has moved to NAME NAME might still live in NAME although he d just left college at the time but he came because he was NAME s friend from college so I m not sure if he d be interested if NAME s not here EMAIL So that leaves us too and NAME NAME NAME s used to play for NAME He might want to play for NAME as his wife will probably play for them EMAIL Here is a list of other possible players who we ve either contacted before or were planning to contact for a team this summer NAME O NAME NAME NAME NAME was interested in playing for NAME this year when we discussed organising a team earlier this year EMAIL NAME plays for NAME and lives in NAME he expressed interest in putting a team together last year NAME NAME NAME played in a couple of tournaments for NAME NAME last year and also this summer too NAME is nt a regular korfball player so you ll probably have to explain to him about Counties EMAIL NAME NAME fiancee NAME I ca nt find NAME s email address Ask NAME below or NAME NAME from NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME to ask NAME for NAME s address as I m not sure if the one I ve got is correct NAME NAME from NAME NAME NAME was interested in playing in NUM however she s a teacher and so takes holidays during the school holidays and so was nt able to play EMAIL NAME NAME we contacted him in NUM but he played for NAME then where he was at university EMAIL NAME NAME used to play for NAME before going to NAME for a year for work in NUM Do nt know if he s back yet but someone at NAME will know You could contact NAME NAME from NAME to find out EMAIL NAME NAME NAME I think he has retired from korfball however he often turns out at counties for NAME Although he usually plays for NAME above other counties but he was going to play for us in NUM if we did nt have enough players but in the end we had enough players EMAIL NAME NAME NAME last year he managed NAME and may be again this year EMAIL NAME NAME Used to play for NAME Not sure if he still lives in NAME NAME NAME NAME we asked him to play in NUM but he played for EMAIL NAME NAME NAME we asked her to play in NUM but she played for NAME EMAIL NAME NAME used to play for NAME he either moved to live in the north or went travelling for a year I ca nt remember which Not sure if this email address still works EMAIL Also I think NAME NAME told us in NUM that she knows someone called NAME who used to be from NAME who lives in NAME but I do nt think she had any further contact details NAME this list helps If you need info on players from NAME I sent a whole list of players to NAME NAME a couple of years ago when he started the NAME NAME team You could try contacting him I m not sure if I ve still got any details but if you need me to look let me know NAME NAME and NAME Hi NAME By the sounds of it you ll have received a similar email to this several times over by now I thought it would still be a good idea to contact you directly Are you interested in playing for a NAME county this year Would you be able to give me some contact names for eligible people or to publicise this plea around the NAME NAME club Any help would be appreciated Thanks NAME NAME Re NAME coopted I m delighted to announce that we ve unanimously coopted NAME NAME to Council NAME please would you add NAME to the councilprivate and council discussion mail lists Her email is NAME NAME EMAIL NAME welcome to council You should now be on the EMAIL and EMAIL email lists That is you should receive email sent to either of these addresses and you should be able to send to them councilprivate is strictly council members only which is occasionally useful councildiscussion is the list we use to discuss most things It is council NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME me NAME NAME NAME NAME you NAME NAME and NAME NAME plus some other people roughly the people who are responsible for communication NAME NAME journal editor NAME NAME membership secretary NAME NAME newsletter editor NAME NAME publicity NAME NAME webmaster NAME NAME youth newsletter As you start receiving messages on these NUM lists you should rapidly get the hang of it Also email sent to the address EMAIL should get forwarded to EMAIL this may not be terribly useful but still Anyway you should receive NUM copies of this message because I am NAME it to the NUM address Finally could you have a look at WEBSITE WEBSITE you is OK If you are prepared to have this information published it would be nice to have the rest of your contact information NAME Re NAME coopted I m delighted to announce that we ve unanimously coopted NAME NAME to Council NAME please would you add NAME to the councilprivate and council discussion mail lists Her email is NAME NAME EMAIL NAME welcome to council You should now be on the EMAIL and EMAIL email lists That is you should receive email sent to either of these addresses and you should be able to send to them councilprivate is strictly council members only which is occasionally useful councildiscussion is the list we use to discuss most things It is council NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME me NAME NAME NAME NAME you NAME NAME and NAME NAME plus some other people roughly the people who are responsible for communication NAME NAME journal editor NAME NAME membership secretary NAME NAME newsletter editor NAME NAME publicity NAME NAME webmaster NAME NAME youth newsletter As you start receiving messages on these NUM lists you should rapidly get the hang of it Also email sent to the address EMAIL should get forwarded to EMAIL this may not be terribly useful but still Anyway you should receive NUM copies of this message because I am NAME it to the NUM address Finally could you have a look at WEBSITE WEBSITE you is OK If you are prepared to have this information published it would be nice to have the rest of your contact information NAME NAME This is just a test NAME NAME NAME will get a copy of this along with everyone else NAME perhaps you could try replying to the list so that we know it is working NAME Re Grading suggestion NAME wrote Now the standard policy is not to award a NAME NUM NAME certificate to a player who is already a foreign NUM NAME I believe that the reason for this policy is a scenario like Japanese NUM NAME comes to the NAME gets told NAME grades are a bit tougher than Japanese grades you had better play at NUM NAME and does so Later they justify their NUM NAME grade however it would not be appropriate to give them a NAME NUM NAME certificate However I do nt think that this applies here I see no reason not to award NAME NAME a NUM NAME certificate if he earns it So I propose that Council makes an exception and asks NAME to track NAME NAME s promotion points as if from NUM NAME to NUM NAME then recommend a promotion if it becomes justified NAME wrote I did nt see that policy when I trawled the minutes of the past NUM years SMILEY Well I knew I had seen this policy somewhere before and now I have found it It is in the second paragraph at the top of WEBSITE minor edits that text was on the page when I took over maintenance about NUM years ago and I always assumed that it was a longstanding policy I am quite happy to change it but it probably is a change so do we need to discuss it NAME the grading committee should consider anyone who satisfies the criteria NUM is a NAME member NUM plays in tournaments that the grading committee is able to calibrate ie British tournaments and others like the European Congresses but we must take care to avoid CHAR giving certificates which merely acknowledge foreign grades that may not truly correspond to British NUM or letting ourselves come under pressure to do so CHAR causing offence by giving lower certificates to people who already have higher NUM from elsewhere Nationality does nt really affect it We d apply exactly the same criteria to a NAME returning from overseas or starting to enter tournaments after getting strong through internet play would nt we So I think go ahead as NAME suggests and not to consider it an exception Does anyone want a vote on this or may we just do it I do nt mind which NAME Fwd Grading suggestion NAME of course could not post his reply to councildiscussion In message EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL writes You may have met NAME NAME A Chinese NUM NAME youth player At the NAME Open NAME NAME had a discussion with his father and discovered that NAME would probably really appreciate a NAME NUM NAME certificate CHAR NAME NUM NAME certificate would also be worth something if when they returned to NAME Now the standard policy is not to award a NAME NUM NAME certificate to a player who is already a foreign NUM NAME I believe that the reason for this policy is a scenario like Japanese NUM NAME comes to the NAME gets told NAME grades are a bit tougher than Japanese grades you had better play at NUM NAME and does so Later they justify their NUM NAME grade however it would not be appropriate to give them a NAME NUM NAME certificate However I do nt think that this applies here I see no reason not to award NAME NAME a NUM NAME certificate if he earns it So I propose that Council makes an exception and asks NAME to track NAME NAME s promotion points as if from NUM NAME to NUM NAME then recommend a promotion if it becomes justified From looking over the results on the NAME website it seems that the only tournaments NAME has played are NAME NAME and NAME last year scoring NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM NUM NUM games is probable not enough but since most of the losses have been to NUM and NUM dans it is probably just a matter of time I make it NUM promotion points to NUM NAME NUM to NUM NAME NAME s father said that they would probably be going to the youth championship even thought they know that NAME is not eligible to compete for the title and they will probably be going to some other events too NAME is now a NAME member well done NAME NAME if I have misremembered any of that please correct me What does everyone think As far as I m concerned there s no reason not to do it if it s going to be appreciated unless the Council is worried about running out of certificates SMILEY NAME of the grading committee wo nt be able to post to the councildiscussion list send any messages to me and I will forward them NAME NAME NAME reports that we had NUM members at the end of the year NAME NAME Fwd Grading suggestion In message EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL writes So I think go ahead as NAME suggests and not to consider it an exception Does anyone want a vote on this or may we just do it I am happy to go ahead and in future use this case as a precedent CHAR small amendment to the web page may be in order CHAR NAME NAME email address Welcome to the NAME council SMILEY Is boobook obsolete NAME NAME EMAIL invitation Ing memorial NUM uk Re invitation Ing memorial NUM uk NAME NAME EMAIL wrote All Received the following which requires us to nominate NUM NAME representative NAME or above to this event I have already given the requested acknowledgement of the message I m not aware that we ve identified a method of selecting our representative to this event If not we need to pretty quickly now I hope to see NAME on Friday and learn from him how frequently we ll be allowed to nominate how many people Meanwhile please get thinking about how we should do this It s all based on a complicated points system I also have lists of who has been Possibly the rules and who has been is documented on the web NAME From NAME NAME President European Go Federation VicePresident British Go Association email EMAIL Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re invitation Ing memorial NUM uk Having read the invitation NUM points strike me NUM There is substantial prize money at stake As well as money for coming in the first NUM places there is also NUM euros to be gained for each win a player achieves Accommodation is free and there is a small amount towards travel So we need to be open about the criteria used to select the NAME representative as the invitation has potentially a lot of value to the recipient NUM The number of places given to NAME players is dependent on how well our strong players do at the European NAME Hence if none of our strong players went to the European then the NAME would not get any places The Russians have NUM places and the Germans NUM places because of their good results at the top level This suggests to me that we should bias our selection towards a strong NAME player who regularly or occasionally competes in the European NAME at his own expense It s good for NAME go to have strong players competing in European competitions and we could use this as a reward for that So maybe you could draw up a list of those NAME NUM dans and above who have played in a European NAME in the last NUM years And then rank them in some way by NAME grading list or by actual results in said European Congresses with a weighting towards the more recent attendance Of course we could then be open to accusations of it being unfair on very poor NAME players who cannot afford to play in the European That is a separate issue that maybe Council should address at some time as to how very worthy cases might be assisted to complete at the European NAME if money is the problem But I am not sure that we have that problem amongst our NUM dans and above at present Also those NAME players who never compete in NAME have other chances of trips abroad such as to the World Amateur NAME All Received the following which requires us to nominate NUM NAME representative NAME or above to this event I have already given the requested acknowledgement of the message I m not aware that we ve identified a method of selecting our representative to this event If not we need to pretty quickly now I hope to see NAME on Friday and learn from him how frequently we ll be allowed to nominate how many people Meanwhile please get thinking about how we should do this Re invitation Ing memorial NUM uk Received the following which requires us to nominate NUM NAME representative NAME or above to this event I have already given the requested acknowledgement of the message I m not aware that we ve identified a method of selecting our representative to this event If not we need to pretty quickly now I hope to see NAME on Friday and learn from him how frequently we ll be allowed to nominate how many people Meanwhile please get thinking about how we should do this Last year we agreed this excerpt from the NUM minutes NAME NUM International Representation NAME NAME We agreed who would represent the NAME in the various international events next year In each case we clarified the criterion used to select the person for future reference NAME Amateur Go NAME This is decided by NAME points NAME NAME has the most NUM and so will be invited to go Next in order is NAME NAME NUM NAME Denso Cup This is a new event for strong players with generous sponsorship and the winner gets to represent NAME in the Japanese part of the event Anyone with a NAME rating of NUM or better can go and gets a proportion of their expenses paid The NAME can nominate NUM representative who gets a higher proportion of their expenses NAME NAME has already been invited with full expenses for being very very strong We decided that the place should go to the person from last year s Challenger s league with the highest NAME rating who is not already representing us at the world amateur This is CHAR NAME NAME NUM who accepted the invitation NAME cup Places are allocated for this tournament based on how well players from each country did at the European Go NAME Therefore we decided that the place should go to the person who did best at the European namely NAME NAME th reserve NAME NAME st NAME NAME to pass on these invitations to the people concerned I think that we have already agreed that NAME NAME is NAME Amateur rep At least I remember an email vote about this NAME NAME if we get to nominate someone will be asked is the event even happening this year would be assuming that NAME gets an automatic invite like last year NUM NAME NAME NUM I assume not eligible NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM For NAME cup according to the official results table NUM NAME CHAR NAME th NUM NAME NUM Roads NAME th NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME th NUM NAME Except that NAME actually won in rounds NUM and NUM so his NAME is really NUM so he should probably be second NAME Re NAME Hi everyone Looks like the list is working NAME took so long to respond I ve been on holiday in NAME for a few days SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote This is just a test NAME NAME NAME will get a copy of this along with everyone else NAME perhaps you could try replying to the list so that we know it is working NAME Re NAME coopted The web page seems fine You could also add my home address which is NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Thanks done See you on Saturday at NAME Yes NAME NAME NAME s Report I ve just sent the NAME NAME NUM to the Printers It will run out at NUM pp this time which should mean a reduced bill The size of the NAME has been reducing over the last few issues NAME NAME ceases to be a regular contributor with this issue and NAME NAME will probably not provide a regular series when his NAME series finishes We will have lost one of the mainstays and I can foresee the Journal becoming thinner rather than fatter I think that the growing use of the NAME has something to do with the reducing size of the Journal I am also increasingly pressed for time and it is difficult to persuade people to contribute material most contributors are writing on their own initiative NAME NAME is doing invaluable work in translating all the diagrams to NAME which is making production significantly faster My thanks go to him NUM way of adding to the content would be to start a NAME Section This would require someone willing to run it collecting the problems constructing the sgf files and writing the copy This mythical person needs to be a fairly strong player and someone able to keep up the effort and deliver consistently If anyone has any suggestions as to who might take on this role I would be glad to hear from them NAME NAME at European invitational tournaments VOTE BY Sunday NUM NUM Yes yes yes NAME NAME EMAIL DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD All To put the motions first I propose that NUM we nominate CHAR NAME Hall as our rep to the NUM NAME event with NAME NAME as standby if CHAR NAME is unable to accept NUM we nominate NAME NAME as our rep to the NUM NAME Denso Cup if we receive an invitation to that with NAME NAME as standby if NAME NAME is unable to accept NUM we make clear an intention to devise a durable system for these nominations to take effect from NUM My reasons for proposing to do it this way Examinations NUM January Dear Masters NAME May I remind you that there will be examinations on January NUM Please remember to bring a note of your Examination number with you to the exams NUM Time and NAME of Examination These will be held on Wednesday th January NUM in Lecture Room NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Building There will be NUM onehour papers Speech NUM NUM NUM NAME and the Web NUM NUM Language NUM NUM NUM Candidates will be allowed into the room NUM minutes prior to the start of the examination and NUM minutes reading time will be given In accordance with NAME procedures for anonymous marking you will be issued later with a card giving your personal examination number to be written on all your answer papers NUM Calculators Only officially marked Casio fxD or fx any version or Casio fx any version calculators are allowed Any other calculators are forbidden This is a University regulation and is not changeable by the Department The official calculator fxW is available from the Student Administration office at a cost of pound NUM If you have a suitable but unmarked calculator you can have it marked at NAME Administration at no cost NUM The Written Examination Papers There is NUM examination paper for each of the NAME NAME modules Language NUM Computing and the Web and Speech NUM Each examination is NUM hour in duration The examination papers consist of NUM sections that correspond to the NUM parts of the module There are NUM questions in each section Candidates are required to answer NUM question from Section CHAR and one from Section NAME The questions on the paper will correspond to topics taught in the relevant module but may also assume knowledge of background material taught in the courses Foundations of NAME and Speech Signal Processing Thanks NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Technology Division WEBSITE NAME NAME is a leading global investment banking and securities firm that provides a wide range of services worldwide to a substantial and diversified client base including corporations financial institutions governments and highnetworth individuals Employing over NUM NUM globally the firm relies on leadingedge technical solutions to remain competitive in today s market place and takes an unusual effort to identify the best people for its Technology division With this growing reliance on Technology NAME NAME is recruiting a number of NAME NAME to join its week Internship Programme As a NAME Analyst you will be working in an environment where IT specialists design build and maintain sophisticated computer systems and telecommunications networks This permits the immediate exchange and analysis of information to enable the firm to execute financial transactions around the clock For further information on the Technology Division and opportunities available please visit our web site at WEBSITE WEBSITE th January NUM to apply please complete our online application form at WEBSITE Industry Day Dear Masters NAME In preparation for the Industry Day on Friday th January and meeting various members of the Industry Club could you provide me with a brief very brief CV to provide to the Club members I am looking for Name Date of NAME Institution of st degree Further degree CHAR Work experience last NUM positions Any outside interests Could I have this by noon Thursday th please and I do apologise for the short notice Many thanks NAME Industry Day Hi NAME I m still in NAME coming back to NAME on Wednesday If it s not too late maybe you could ring when I get back My phone number is NUM I m not sure how much help I d be with the syntax though have nt really done any since my undergrad syntax subject many years ago SMILEY See you in lectures NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Hope you had an enjoyable break and a good trip My wife has a few questions on one of her syntax assignments I was wondering whether we could call meet you if you had returned with best wishes NAME Re Hi NAME To be honest I have nt even tried to learn the NAME training stuff I m relying on answering the other question if that comes up Perhaps we could spend some time going over it after the exams Sorry I ca nt be of any help on this one See you soon NAME thanks NAME the fog is clearing a bit I have a dial up connection so I check my mail infrequently Thanks still stuck with hain How are you NAME hains stuff I think I am quite confused and they may make the NAME confusing sorry applys to the prev mail as well I was going through the NAME training First NAME are the state sequences initialized with equal data transition probs etc and then trained The way I see it if we are using NAME training the sequence goes as follows NUM use all the training data including all utterences get the most likely state sequence NAME algo NUM estimate the transition probs using this sequence NUM use reestimation formula NUM repeat Now I am cofused by the Fwd NAME NAME NAME at what point is the beta variable calculated we need alphas to initialize it right so do we use the Fwd algo as NUM above and then NAME and then the transitions and then reestimate What is termination in the NAME estimate does nt it come to the current node and stop Among the NAME reest fomulae there is NAME NAME R NAME NAME what is it is there a special calculation needed for the last transition NAME I m not troubling you too much regards NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME a machine noise Here s some attempted answers NAME What is a free variable in this context Hmmm Well a bound variable is for example the CHAR in every CHAR Now if we had every CHAR NAME CHAR cat CHAR hates CHAR CHAR and there was no outer scope then the CHAR would be free because it is not bound by any quantifying operator So then the question seems to be how to interpret such a variable In some systems free variables are always interpreted as forallquantified Then the above could perhaps be interpreted as every CHAR cat CHAR every CHAR NAME CHAR hates CHAR CHAR every dog hates every cat one of NUM possible NAME I ve seen this being done with NAME predicate logic but I do nt think NAME mentioned anything about it in regards to NAME s I suppose this means hopefully that it s unlikely to come up in the exam I d also like to know whether NAME is a lexical based model if so how does it compare with a rule based NAME I remember NAME saying that NAME was a radicallylexical model because as much information as possible is pushed down into the lexicon This does not really apply in the same way to NAME because it is purely a semantic modelling language as far as I can see So rather than a framework within which syntactic and semantic structure can be derived NAME is just an underspecified scopal language for representing semantics or lambda calc is it rule based model I think NAME is rulebased There are a number of simple rules lambda abstraction application and reduction off the top of my head which are the basis for any LCbased system I do nt think NAME is rulebased in the same way rather I think it is a way of expressing a certain semantic model can you compare NAME NAME some points Not really because you EXPRESS in NAME the semantic model that you have CONSTRUCTED using NAME However as with all of this I may be wrong To what extent can lambda NAME give scope ambiguity As far as I can see on its own I do nt think you can express scope ambiguity in NAME can NAME do so if yes does that mean NAME is more powerful than lambda c neither can you do so in NAME For example you need NUM NAME statements to express the ambiguity in every cat chases some dog ie forall CHAR cat CHAR exists CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR exists CHAR NAME CHAR forall CHAR cat CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Thus you need some kind of underspecified scopal language such as NAME what is the semantic type of not CHAR CHAR Depends how not is defined for example if it is defined as CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR then it has type CHAR t CHAR CHAR On the other hand if it were defined as CHAR CHAR then it would have type CHAR CHAR However the second definition is not very useful for negating verbs for instance because we normally need to apply the negation to the verb BEFORE we get its subject NAME there is some useful stuff somewhere in there See you soon NAME Hi How is it going Did you get the papers I m still trying to grapple with my veeeerrry short memory specially for NAME NAME s stuff I finaly managed to type out an answer and some of the issues I have no idea about Please reply with comments if you have time regards NAME All this before the call Question Explain what is meant by underspecified scope include in answer ahow it is specified bhow it is resolved cinclude general comments on CHAR NAME NAME ii NAME iii Free variables iv qeq NAME Consider the sentence every student attended some lectures This sentence can have NUM different semantic representations because of the ambiguity of scope of the quantifiers some and every NUM there is some specific lecture which every student attended some CHAR lecture CHAR every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR NUM every student attend some lecture possible different lectures every CHAR student CHAR some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR NAME scope allows us to represent both of these valid interpretations using just NUM representation for example if we use the NAME notation the above sentence can be represented as NAME some CHAR h h NAME every CHAR h h NAME student CHAR NAME lecture CHAR NAME attend CHAR CHAR h qeq NAME h qeq l This specification allows us represent ambiguity without spurious generations of trees due to h qeq l and h qeq l some CHAR lecture CHAR h and every CHAR student CHAR h could be constructed now NAME attend CHAR CHAR can attach itself to either h or h giving some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR or every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR now the remaining every CHAR student CHAR h or some CHAR lecture CHAR h can combine with some CHAR lecture CHAR attend CHAR CHAR or every CHAR student CHAR attend CHAR CHAR to give the NUM trees we need since the qeqs are in place h cannot take labels like NAME l etc and thus the spurious generations are avoided Generalized Q represent a relnship btwn NUM sets of entities and by specifying the quantifiers as boundvar restr body we can model this relationship The sentence s NUM tree representations due to ambiguity have been broken into small elements and the connections have been called lables l NAME and holes h h each hole is filled by a specific label which are lisenced by the qeqs all holes are filled A qeq specifies what holes may be at a lower level than the immediate should be matched with what hole NAME What is a free variable in this context I d also like to know whether NAME is a lexical based model if so how does it compare with a rule based NAME or lambda calc is it rule based model can you compare NAME NAME some points To what extent can lambda NAME give scope ambiguity can NAME do so if yes does that mean NAME is more powerful than lambda c what is the semantic type of not CHAR CHAR Well I just spoke to you see ya NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME had a few past papers There are some in the efac library it is in a separate file just ask to be shown the NAME shelf NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Have you got any speech past papers apart from last year s one If so where did you get it them from See you soon NAME Re Too tricky What do you think she will actually ask Any guess will do so fire away I have nt actually seen any past papers on underspecification so I do nt know what the precedent is I would have thought something like NAME using suitable logical formulae the possible NAME for the following sentence Every cat gave some dog a mouse What are the benefits of underspecifying scope in such situations Show an underspecified representation for the semantics of the above sentence and explain any constraints Some other question with a bit of a twist perhaps That is a total guess but it s the best I can do I m sure you ll be absolutely fine NAME Speak soon NAME NAME NAME Tuesday st January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday st January NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Grammatical Relations NAME NAME and Question Answering Speaker NAME NAME University of NAME NAME In this talk I will give an overview of my PhD thesis work on automatically finding grammatical relations to verbs in English Grammatical relations NAME such as subject direct object temporal or locative adjunct are interesting from a theoretical as well as from a practical point of view because they constitute a link between syntax and semantics NUM approach to finding NAME is to have a parser construct a full parse of a sentence and to extract NAME from the parse tree afterwards By contrast our relation finder directly extracts grammatical relations from partofspeech tagged and chunked text The relation finder is implemented through a supervised machine learning algorithm viz NAME NAME I will briefly explain NAME NAME show how CHAR derived training and test material from the NAME NAME and give a summary of results In the second part I will show how NAME can be used for open domain question answering QA on the NAME I will introduce the NAME task and its evaluation explain how CHAR implemented a NAME prototype and show examples of successes and failures All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME starts on this Monday afternoon The setup for the practical is that there will initially be NUM demonstators on the Monday afternoon and one on the Tuesday afternoon This practical is concerned with phonemebased continuous speech recognition using NAME NAME Models NAME The aim is to train a set of speaker independent models on a subset of the NAME AcousticPhonetic speech database and then measure the performance on a second different subset The software required to train the models is provided but the recogniser is to be written by you in C The handout for the NAME NAME is available from WEBSITE This will be shifted to the main NAME site shortly Any problems let me know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL htk NAME NAME NAME NAME Club Theme dates for NAME NAME Club are given below For details of the theme topic assignment see WEBSITE Preliminary meeting These are to allow you to sort out any technical questions or presentation issues with the theme organiser CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME rd Acoustic Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th Speaker NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME th Language Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th NAME See NAME Club page for details All presentations start at NUM NUM Acoustic NAME Monday th NAME NAME NAME Monday th Feb Language 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the NAME NAME guest night tomorrow the predinner drinks start at NAME in the KNOXSHAW room not the NAME as stated on the posters As numbers are large there will be a different procedure for purchasing NAME wine the NAME will have available House white and red which you can purchase with your NAME card as you go into NAME Those of you wishing to purchase a specific wine are advised to make that purchase before the dinner commences ie before NAME in order to minimise the queue lengths Dress code is black tie Official word on gowns has yet to materialise so keep fingers crossed See you there Love NAME NAME Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Diary note Appointment with Professor NAME Hi NAME Please come at NUM noon on this Wednesday NUM January Thanks NAME Dear NAME I was wondering whether I could have an appointment to meet with Professor NAME preferably on Wednesday as that is the only day that we do not have lectures Thanks NAME NAME NAME Error in NAME There is an error in the version of NAME that you currently have Could you copy the version from my home directory at WEBSITE the only difference is line NUM should read vitsetInsertPen NUM The HTKBook is in my homespace at WEBSITE rather than in the docs area NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL SMILEY NAME NAME Club Fwd Theme dates for NAME NAME Club are given below For details of the theme topic assignment see WEBSITE Preliminary meeting These are to allow you to sort out any technical questions or presentation issues with the theme organiser CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME rd Acoustic Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th Speaker NAME NUM NUM NUM Monday NAME th Language Modelling NUM NUM NUM Tuesday NAME th NAME See NAME Club page for details All presentations start at NUM NUM Acoustic Modelling Monday th NAME NAME NAME Monday th Feb Language Modelling Monday rd March Speaker NAME Monday th March If you have any problems with these times please let me know as soon as possible NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Re Language modelling notes I am afraid the notes are not ready and are unlikely to be so before the lectures on the topic start NAME On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM pm you wrote Dear Dr NAME I am in the language modelling reading club this year and I was wondering whether I could have the notes NAME processing NUM language modelling if they are ready so that can go through them in time for the meeting with the supervisor thank you NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME Lab Room NUM phone NUM NUM NUM Department of Engineering fax NUM NUM NUM NAME Street EMAIL University of NAME NAME WEBSITE Considering doing a PhD Are you thinking about staying on to do a Ph CHAR in either the ORG or the Department of Engineering It is 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Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Association of NAME Universities Dear NAME As Professor NAME has been unable to locate the forms for the NAME please could you let me know what forms they are and how to get hold of another copy maybe you can do this Please let me know Apologies for any inconvenience Many thanks NAME NAME Divisional Administrator to Professor NAME NAME NAME of Division CHAR University of NAME Department of Engineering NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re NAME Language NAME Hi NAME I was wondering if you could please let me know where the topdocs and question files that we can use for testing our baseline system or could you please make these available thanks NAME NAME the parsed questions currently best version are in quesoutjanrmrs NUM parsed answer files are in rmrs ans namely questions NUM and NUM This data should be enough for your immediate testing needs please let me know if this is not the case We are currently working on CHAR parsing all topdocs and CHAR the exact rmrs s will also change in the final version They will contain more information but are already syntactically correct cf the corresponding dtd NAME Re NAME Language NAME I was just wondering if you could unzip the files so that we can test our programs using the documents in that folder Unfortunately our disk quottas are so low we ca nt fit in an unzipped version of the files in our own directories and do nt have permission to unzip them into that folder It makes little sense to unzip the NUM example files now as in the long run the NUM files will have to remain zipped due to limited disk space remember these are the analyses of NUM NUM documents You ll have to find a way to unzip them on the fly eg using zcat or if your program cannot read in from standardinput you ll have to put a temporary file on the tmp of your machine NAME today s lecture I realise some of you found it difficult to get in for my lecture today what I suggest is that you go through the handout and have a look at NAME and NAME NUM even those of you who were in the lecture would probably benefit from having a look at that since my notes are somewhat sketchy If there s demand I will then schedule a tutorial session for am on NAME th where I can go through that and anything else that s come up about dialogue systems or language NUM The rest of the dialogue systems lectures do nt depend on you knowing about this stuff however NAME NAME NUM Practical Hi students a number of questions about the NAME NUM practical have accummulated Here are the answers NUM The baseline system should include treatment of NAME arguments and other information just word matching is not enough NUM The deadline for it you should be finished with it by Friday next week is just an internal deadline you will describe the entire system baseline Plus extension in your report NUM The eval directory should now be visible from your directory NAME Re Language modelling You should be able to get them now from WEBSITE NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM pm NAME NAME wrote Dear Dr NAME I was wondering whether you could send me a copy of the Language Modelling lecture notes as and when they are ready Thank you NAME NAME Re NAME Language NAME Hi we had to fix something in rmrsdump thanks to NAME for finding out You have to copy the C classes and headers again from usr groups mphil qa xmlrmrs and recompile if you start trying things out on the big files Sorry for inconvenience caused NAME Vacancies at NAME ORG at NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Research Laboratory is looking to fill the following posts CHAR new group located in the heart of NAME city centre the NAME NAME focuses on developing and creating innovative algorithms for automatic speech recognition and texttospeech synthesis with an emphasis on European languages NAME Computational ORG Position This post is for text processing and prosody modelling in a NAME system Candidates should have a good honours degree Ideally candidates will have a higher degree in a relevant subject and industrial experience Required skills NAME knowledge of shallow parsing and NAME tagging Knowledge of pause prediction prosodic chunking probabalistic models and decision trees preferred NAME software skills CHAR C Experience with low memory footprint coding desirable Knowledge of English required and of at least NUM other European language preferred Research Engineer Position This post is for building language dependent components of a speech recognition system eg acoustic models lexicons grammars Candidates should have a good honours degree Ideally candidates will have a higher degree in a relevant subject and industrial experience Required skills NAME knowledge of NAME Experience with training acoustic models creating pronunciation lexicons and tuning NAME grammars and systems preferred Experience using NAME desirable NAME software skills CHAR C NAME NAME Knowledge of English required and of at least NUM other European language preferred The successful candidates will be practicallyminded innovative and will be able to interact effectively within a group environment An attractive salary and benefit package will be offered Please send your NAME with the names of NUM referees by email to EMAIL NAME NAME Group Leader NAME Technology Group NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Research Lab NAME NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME T NUM CHAR NUM WEBSITE Re NAME Language NAME buffer size Hi NAME as NAME found out sentence NUM in NAME has NUM bytes and is too long for the current memory buffer default NUM bytes So use the constructor with a buffer size NAME rmrs NUM instead of NAME rmrs and slowly upgrade this should you run into this problem again for future sentences NAME Re NAME contact NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Hi I was wondering whether you could send me the name of the contact in the dialog systems person thanks NAME LANG practical new version of xmlrmrs Hi WEBSITE is available thanks to NAME that deals with the buffer size problem by printing out how much space is needed in case of a buffer overrun This will keep people from having to guess NUM was the size needed to get all the way through q Please copy this new version from usr groups mphil xmlrmrs xmlrmrs and recompile NAME xmlrmrs fixed Dear students in a version of last night s xmlrmrs the last sentence ws not processed to the end NAME built in some changes this is WEBSITE again and recompile Then you do nt need NAME s workaround NAME says NAME this is fixed now The behavior of the Windows stream library is slightly different then gnu and gnu was returning a fail bit set on a call to getline with a long line WEBSITE and xmlrmrsh Other changes Implemented the NAME error handlers so we will get line number information if it detects a malformed NAME file or NAME For the students NAME NAME now takes a boolean value If false is passed in it will NAME the creation of a NAME for that sentence This is helpful 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NAME Detecting Sentiment Shift for Improved Automatic Sentiment NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A Web NAME and Dynamic Text Filter for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and predicative NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME conversion in a concatenative unitbased NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Fractal dimensions in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Own NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Classification using NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Own Project NAME NAME NAME NAME Own project NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME as a frontend for speech recognition NAME NAME NAME NAME Improving the NAME System Named Entity Recognition and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Text Using Linguistic NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Statistical Language Modelling using a Hidden Vector State Model NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Temporal Linear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Using hybrid static dynamic grammars to minimise redundancy in Name and Address recognition NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Techniques for aiding aphasic comprehension NAME NAME ifstream Fwd void getDocFileNames int argc NAME argv NAME in the list of files contained in the file specified by the last NAME argument ifstream tInput argv argc int i while tInputgood tInputgetline NAME CHAR NUM i tInputclose ifstream Fwd Dear NAME NAME I have just telephoned the ORG regarding your wife s application for admission Her application was actually logged on today but it will be NUM to NUM weeks before her papers can be sent to the Department due to a backlog at the Board I hope this information helps Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME s email address NAME NAME EMAIL Re LANG practical Named Entities for extension NUM WEBSITE has been fixed for those doing the named entity extension Cheers eh NAME NAME Club presentation reminder The third Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on language modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to 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Then you normalize these counts ie CHAR setNsetN CHAR set To compute a prob of CHAR CHAR CHAR you compute the angle between CHAR and CHAR then find the NAME to which this angle falls and assign CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR in this email is denoted as CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR in the text After this you do further normalization NUM to get CHAR wd Does this help NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi I going through your thesis on NAME I was wondering if you could explain to me how NAME s method to find the probability works you have a histogram of number of occurences of that angle CHAR axis and the angle between the word and the document CHAR axis of the training data Could tell me how the probability CHAR CHAR CHAR is calculated from this graph If possible give me an example it is mentioned in the middle of pg NUM thanks On NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Here it is Let me know if there was any problem NAME Lang Practical Named Entities The named entity files have all been regenerated as a result of some bugs that were discovered Specifically several anomalies were appearing in the NAME file format that were not being handled This caused some sentences to fail the named entity recognition and be omitted This has now been addressed Cheers eh Language practicals evaluation Hi students some questions have come up concerning the evaluation of your systems and here are the answers NUM The question parses will not change anymore they are in their final form NUM For evaluation please exclude questions that are not parsed NUM You will receive unseen NAME data in the same format as the development data you use up to now sometime next week Because you should report your system s performance on the test data without any changes to your system this data is deliberately held back until the very end The difference between the system s performance on the test data and on the seen development data which you should also report tests the generalisability of your strategies NAME Re Language practicals evaluation NUM For evaluation please exclude questions that are not parsed NAME does this mean that the system should provide no output for these questions ie NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM if question NUM does not have a parse structure Correct this is how you should be doing it NAME is not lowered if you have no output for a given question cf evalpl NAME iso CHAR StudentsallATheCUEntrepreneurspound KBusinessPlan iso CHAR Competition NAME University Entrepreneurs WEBSITE to your attention the annual pound NAME Business Plan Competition There are up to NUM cash prizes of pound NUM each to give away and there are no strings Do you have a business idea However small big crazy we want to give you some money for having come up with it You never know where this could lead Just write it up in NUM words or less and submit Submissions are due by NAME NUM March on the rd floor of NUM NAME NAME next door to the NAME NEW FOR THIS YEAR you can also submit the business plan electronically Winners of the pound NAME and pound K competitions will be announced at the annual Prizegiving Event to be held this year on NUM May at the NAME NAME NAME Road CU Entrepreneurs have distributed over pound NUM NUM in prize money over the last NUM years and we d like to break all previous records in NUM Full details of the competition can be found on the website WEBSITE Please email the pound NAME lead NAME NAME on EMAIL to join the pound NAME emailing list and to receive your entry form disclaimer and competition recommendations Go on it s easy Give it a go and make it happen Best of luck CU Entrepreneurs Committee Please note Should you have any concern only judges have access to the business plan submitted who are bound by nondisclosure agreements Language NUM practical parsing your own questions OPTIONAL This is strictly optional but if you want to parse your own example questions to look at the NAME here s what you have to do NUM start NAME NUM Mx allegro this assumes you still have the NAME from last term NUM at the NAME NUM prompt require climxm NAME NUM load usr groups nltools lingo newlkb src general loadup NAME NUM loadsystem mrs this loads a modified NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME complete grammar usr groups nltools lingo erg lkb localscript it is important to load localscript rather than script you will need about NUM NAME spare space in your tmp directory for the lexicon etc you can always link it to local scratch if necessary you can then parse sentences as you did with your own grammar last term but you will see an NAME option on the menu that you get by clicking on the small parse tree This displays the NAME in a compact notation To get the NAME use NAME to Expand menu then NAME Output level and choose NAME then everything you parse will get an NAME NAME in the commonlisp buffer of your emacs If you want to save your own preferences you will have to copy usr groups nltools lingo erg to your filespace then load the grammar via script rather than localscript NAME NAME I have no way of checking that I ve got all the file permissions etc right so if you try this and it does nt work let me know I am sorry for the cumbersome NAME loading procedure but other methods require sysadmin to set things up NAME NAME Club presentation reminder The final Speech NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at NUM NUM The presentation will be on language modelling All people taking the NAME NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations If you are not doing the NAME NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations This final presentation is Speaker NAME Monday th March NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME tutorial Dear students I forgot how we remained on the point of me giving a tutorial for internet applications in week NUM Would you like for me to do that Or have we already set a time for me to do it was it on Tuesday If there is already a time set could somebody please send me an email reminding me of that time If there is nt could I have an email vote on whether or not you would like me to give such a tutorial on Monday or Tuesday Thanks NAME QA session on NAME tomorrow NUM Hi I am offering a questionanswer session on NAME tomorrow Tuesday NUM you can bring your lunch All who are interested come to the large room next to the cafe behind the doors Please bring the handouts and have your questions ready NAME NAME files for Language Practical NUM now available Hi students the NUM test files are now available in usr groups mphil qa test The topdocs documents contain NUM documents each not NUM each like in your development set WEBSITE Question rmrss are available in questionsrmrs NAME rmrss in topdocsrmrs NE versions of the documents necessary if you re doing the NE extension in NAME And in case you want to look at the raw text it s in topdocs Please let me know if there are any problems NAME link to electronic journals here is the link to UL s list of electronic journals WEBSITE Numbering on test data Are you guys okay with the data as it is Somebody suggested I change the numbers to NUM I will do that but only if there s sufficient interest If your systems deal fine with the data as it is I will leave the numbers they are original TREC numbers NAME Re Numbering on test data Hi NAME I will do it and let you know Since you answered so late I will have to create a parallel directory as some students might have started work on the existing directory I will let you know once it exists Good luck with the evaluation NAME LANG practical NAME directory contains questions and answers as NUM NAME for your convenience SMILEY You can use either test or NAME NAME Handing in your workplans and practical work Dear NAME NAME NAME Please submit your workplan and practical work to NAME NAME in the Student Administration Office by tomorrow Friday March NUM Though I will not be around on Friday I will be reading email over the weekend Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Handing in your workplans and practical work NAME you are quite correct the practicals are due in Friday next week BUT if you want to submit them tomorrow when I am away you need to do so via NAME Sorry to cause panic NAME Hi NAME Exactly what about the practical is due tomorrow We most cstit students I know were under the impression that practicals were due next week Your email generated some panic in the lab zeynep On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME Please submit your workplan and practical work to NAME NAME in the Student Administration Office by tomorrow Friday March NUM Though I will not be around on Friday I will be reading email over the weekend Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL SPeech Processing NUM tutorial As I mentioned in the lecture there is the oppurtunity to have a tutorial on my part of the Speech Processing NUM module The idea of having one yesterday was unpopular so Please email me whether you want to have a supervision and when you are available in the week starting th March and st March I will try to sort out a time that is convenient with most people I will mail the date of the tutorial out around March th if there is enough interest If you have specific questions feel free to email me them note I will not be replying to emails next week NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Reports about meetings with advisees Dear all NAME NAME would like to squeeze in an end of term meeting with you for about NUM minutes each Below is your allocated time please let me know if you are coming or if you are not able to come at that time thanks NAME Monday NUM April NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Re NAME speech prax problem NAME Looks about right I added an important line in the last for loop that adds in the right exit prob If you still have troubles you can email me but I wont be able to respond until after NUM Good luck NAME void NAME NAME int CHAR using max CHAR a global Yes for int xx numPhonesx add insertion penalty insts CHAR tok insts CHAR numStates prob NAME Yes adjust time in token insts CHAR tok insts CHAR numStates stFrame t I added an extra the other side of max CHAR add the NAME probability insts CHAR tok insts CHAR numStates prob gamma BiData max x CHAR LMprob You also need to add in the output prob from the previous model which I added below Check that it is right of course But it should be using the exit prob from the right model copy to all start states propagate for int i CHAR NAME i insts CHAR tok NUM insts CHAR tok insts CHAR numStates insts CHAR tok NUM prob insts max CHAR tok insts CHAR numStates prob Re NAME speech prax problem ifstream wnOut NAME syns NUM wnOutopen NAME ifstream in while wnOutgood wnOutgetline syns NUM if strncmp synsSense NUM NAME wnOutgetline syns NUM break NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technology University of NAME Re Thanks a lot NAME NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL NAME NAME NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME WEBSITE Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out WEBSITE NAME feedback forms Dear NAME student The feedback forms for the NAME NAME courses are now available online at WEBSITE Please complete and return to me by the beginning of next term say th April Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL Lecture notes Hi NAME Air said she passed you some lecture notes for me Wondering if you will be passing by sainsbury s any time soon If so let me know Thanks Regards NAME Clean Clean DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Hi NAME Air said she passed you some lecture notes for me Wondering if you will be passing by sainsbury s any time soon If so let me know Thanks Regards NAME Speech Processing NUM tutorial From the emails I received there was a slight preference for next week The tutorial will be at NUM NUM Wednesday April nd in the usual lecture room If there are any changes I will let you know NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME Conference in Language Research NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF NAME FIRST POSTGRADUATE CONFERENCE IN LANGUAGE RESEARCH in association with the NAME Institute of Language Research Saturday NUM April NUM NUM am NUM pm Law NAME Building NAME NAME NAME Road NAME We are pleased to announce that the titles of presentations to be included in the programme for this year s NAME conference will appear shortly at WEBSITE parallel sessions of oral presentations and a poster session showcasing the work of postgraduate students engaged in research in a wide variety of languagerelated topics from NAME around the NAME and beyond The conference will also feature a keynote address by Professor NAME NAME of University College NAME entitled Modularity and Modality in second language learning The case of a polyglot savant Further details about NAME can be found at WEBSITE NAME We hope that as many students as possible will be able to attend this exciting event The registration fee for participants in NAME is pound NUM which includes lunch tea coffee snacks and wine If you would like to attend the conference please print out and complete the registration form below also available at WEBSITE return it to the address below 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well get cracking I m sure we can get about NUM of the nd done before Sunday love CHAR Do you NAME The NAME NAME Search Faster Easier Bingo WEBSITE NAME The Life of the NAME this SUNDAY This Sunday th May the NAME University Buddhist Society is showing The Life of the NAME This fascinating and well made documentary was shown on television over the NAME vacation and serves as an excellent introduction to Buddhism and its history The programme is of historical as well as spiritual interest It will last for about NUM hour starting at pm pm in NAME NAME College To get to NAME head for king s bar and just before entering the bar go through a door on the left and up a staircase to the next floor Take the first door on the left and walk through and you ll come to a corridor A is a few doors on your right The route will be signposted For more announcements and information about the CU Buddhist Society and its activities visit our website at WEBSITE If you d like to be removed from this list 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NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re results To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi We got our results today they could have been worse I guess I got a CHAR and CHAR for speech and internet application paperss and Cs for my language and dialog systems papers These are the exams I had last week For the practical reports Speech CHAR Language CHAR NAME club essay NAME The average for this term is B Overall average term I and NUM B Now must get atleast a CHAR for my project love NAME My dear NAME Congratulations on your results They may not appear to be great but the fact is you can improve them later The supervisors know this How did the others fare What is the best result Usually the asians take some time to fall into place The supervisors have experience because there were other asians under him perhaps who were not as good as you Also the fact is at the third year you can pass many who are above you Only thing is you have to work hard and be dedicated Respect the supervisor and be 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the actors Please contact NAME NAME EMAIL or NAME NAME EMAIL if interested OPERA Are you interested in directing a new work if so On th November NAME NAME opera society is putting on a performance of NUM new operas NAME and NAME by NAME NAME libretto based on the NAME mystery play and The NAME of the NAME by NAME NAME libretto by NAME NAME Prospective directors are invited to register their interest with NAME NAME EMAIL ASSISTANT DIRECTORSHIP The play is a new play to be done at NAME Arts NAME from late September It rehearses from NUM August Fulltime attendance is required at rehearsals in the tech week and previews and thereafter to watch a few evening performances during the runAfter NUM NAME you would only need to visit the show occasionally in the evenings say once a week so it should be easy enough to commute from NAME for that You would need somewhere to live in NAME during rehearsals and opening as there is no accommodation allowance included The fee is pound NUM total 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NAME is looking for you Experience is not required full training is provided Incentives include free food usually pizza free entry to bops and the opportunity to work with one of the best equipped studentrun venues in NAME We regularly bring in experts from NAME with borrowed equipment worth hundreds of thousands of pounds Our bops are on Friday and Saturday nights at NAME College If you re interested please email me EMAIL Welcome to the newly merged techies list If you have already emailed to be removed I apologise that the updates will not all have taken effect before this email goes out You do not need to send another unsubscribe message European Tour Group NAME TWELFTH NIGHT reminds you that applications for FRESHER Technicians on this year s winter tour close on Wednesday tomorrow Interested applicants should contact NAME EMAIL The Virtuous Burglar by NAME NAME PLAYROOM mainshow week NUM LIGHTING technician required This show is technically very simple but we require someone preferably with experience of the NAME to help rig up and operate lighting Please contact NAME NAME EMAIL if you are interested or require further information Technical director urgently required for NAME s week NUM late show Bedbound by NAME NAME If you are interested then please contact NAME NAME at EMAIL or phone on NUM NUM Looking to improve your technical skills Hoping to work in part of a small supportive team Wishing to work regular days and times but still use your technical skills If so NAME NAME is looking for you Experience is not required full training is provided Incentives include free food usually pizza free entry to bops and the opportunity to work with one of the best equipped studentrun venues in NAME We regularly bring in experts from NAME with borrowed equipment worth hundreds of thousands of pounds Our bops are on Friday and Saturday nights at NAME College If you re interested please email me EMAIL Too get a better view of Footlights come to our committee smoker tonight NAME at the adc theatre This smoker will be the best of last years material and will give you an idea of what to expect for the rest of the year Turn up for one of the best comedy nights of the year Yours NAME NAME NAME secretary This message brought to you by a member of the committee of the NAME UNIVERSITY FOOTLIGHTS DRAMATIC CLUB Too get a better view of Footlights come to our committee smoker tonight NAME at the adc theatre This smoker will be the best of last years material and will give you an idea of what to expect for the rest of the year Turn up for one of the best comedy nights of the year Yours NAME NAME NAME secretary This message brought to you by a member of the committee of the NAME UNIVERSITY FOOTLIGHTS DRAMATIC CLUB NAME Tuesday s Committee Smoker Fwd TUESDAY th NAME COMMITTEE SMOKER NAME NAME THEATRE NUM quid for members So this is it The first outing for Footlights of the new year a show packed with some of the best of last year s material and also some great 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to the national championships for the more advanced Why not bring a friend NAME it s especially fun fighting someone you know See you there NAME NAME NAME Social Secretary NAME NAME NAME Club Squash Just a little reminder The NAME squash TONIGHT at pm NAME s College Theatre directions below Find out what the club does slides from previous trips free drink and nibbles meet the committee and other hillwalkers We hope to see lots of you there NAME NAME NAME President Directions to NAME s College Theatre From NAME s Porters Lodge go through the archway that you will see in the far right corner of First Court You will come into Second Court About halfway through Second Court take the path branching off to the left to reach NAME Court Walk along the righthand side of NAME NAME and then keep straight ahead until you reach the bottom of a long flight of steps Do nt climb them but you should see the theatre entrance on your right the door is labelled Theatre Updated list Hey guys NAME finally 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readthrough on Thursday evening between NUM and NUM pm Do nt miss this exciting opportunity to be involved NAME ORG Connections is a nationwide celebration of youth theatre featuring a portfolio of exciting new plays for NUM NUM year olds It is a new writing programme for teenagers It is a collaboration between the National Theatre in NAME NUM flagship theatres in the NAME NAME NAME in NAME the American Conservatory Theatre in NAME NAME schools and youth theatres across the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and the NAME and the publishers NAME and NAME Over the last year ORG Connections has been developing a portfolio of NUM plays for young performers from world class writers The plays will be premiered in the companies own venues then the groups in our region will perform at NAME Arts Theatre in a shell Connections festival in May The festival culminates in July at the National where all NUM plays will be showcased There are NUM groups participating in ORG Connections from our 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know by reply of email and we can arrange alternative times to meet Musicians Piano wind and brass players of grade NUM required Please reply to this email to arrange a time to meet Techies Anyone interested in techical or backstage work no matter how little or much all contributions welcome We need Set constructors painters Costume makers Front of house Back stage Props gatherers Please reply to this email if you want to be involved in any way Come on Help with the war effort NAME NAME Director NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Yet more technical opportunities Once again if you have already asked to be removed from this list there is no need to resend your request you will not receive any more emails after the system automatically updates this evening The Amateur Dramatic Club FRESHERS SHOWS thth November open applications for all crew positions TECHNICAL DIRECTOR NAME DESIGNER LIGHTING DESIGNER PRODUCTION NAME STAGE MANAGER ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER SOUND DESIGNER PROPS MANAGER MAKE UP DESIGNER COSTUME DESIGNER PUBLICIST Please email NAME EMAIL for more information or to apply detailing which position CHAR you are interested in and your availability for interview Sunday th Wednesday rd October Applications are open to anyone who has no experience in NAME drama and you are welcome to apply for more than NUM position The Amateur Dramatic Club NAME NAME THE SILLIAD th November th December opens applications for the following positions PRODUCTION NAME CHAR ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGERS SOUND ASSISTANTS MASTER CARPENTERS ASSISTANT NAME DESIGNER PROPS MANAGER MAKE UP All these positions are ideal for those new to the NAME or to theatre in general as absolutely no experience is required It is also a great opportunity to be involved in one of the club s biggest annual projects and work with a great team Please email NAME EMAIL or NAME EMAIL for more information or to apply Love of the NAME NAME NUM Octagon mainshow seeks LIGHTING DESIGNER TECHNICAL DIRECTOR This in a great opportunity for anyone with some experience of lighting even freshers who have just done a bit at school to try a new venue and a simple but fun show COSTUME DESIGNER Urgently required to assist with photo shoot preparation and then to design and organise costumes for the show itself Contact NAME nacg for more information about or to apply for either of these posts Translations Week NUM NAME MainShow seeks PRODUCTION NAME Absolutely no experience needed you will be working with an experienced Lighting Designer Please contact NAME EMAIL if you re interested Whose Line Is It Anyway NAME NUM Night Stand NAME Tuesday nd October seeks STAGE MANAGER LIGHTING DESIGNER SOUND DESIGNER NUM Night Stands are a great way to be involved with the NAME in a small way with minimal commitment just NUM afternoon and evening This show will be an improvised production run along the lines of the famous TV show and provides an opportunity for anyone to have a go at technical theatre even if you ve never done anything before In addition you get to watch a performance which promises to be entertaining and spontaneous last year a member of the crew ending up on the stage breaking up a fight Contact NAME EMAIL if you re interested in beign involved This Saturday NAME the NAME Players are holding a free technical workshop Find out more about teching at the Corpus NAME NAME s principle studio theatre and the main venue for NAME elsewhere shows This is a chance to have a go discover this unique space and possibly get involved with up and coming productions Just turn up on the day NAME The Corpus NAME NAME NAME s Passage off NAME s Parade opposite NAME The theatre is tucked away next to NAME cafe and the nd hand book shop Contact NAME NAME NAME an improvised pantomime by The Uncertainty Division we did No Second Thoughts at the NAME last March seeks Technical Crew Since this is an improvised show we re obviously looking for people who are perfectly comfortable working without a script or any real idea what might happen In addition we re really looking for people who are going to get involved in our workshop process throughout the term so that the entire cast and crew is used to working together as a team this should nt be a huge onus on you but we will certainly want you in rehearsals about once a week The nature of the show means that we re also somewhat hazy or perhaps just flexible about what we need from our crew Currently we re thinking in terms of a NAME NAME and NAME but if you have want to get involved in a different capacity drop me a line We already have someone who will be doing sound improvisation with us so we may not need a separate sound operator Again if you feel you could contribute something to the show on the sound front feel free to persuade me We will expect you to be experienced with whatever role you re wanting to do the ideal people will come on board with a whole bunch of ideas that we have nt considered which will presumably require a fairly solid background in doing more straightforward shows Please contact me at EMAIL or ring me on NUM NUM if you re interested HEAD TECHIE needed for Accidental Death of an Anarchist NAME NAME NUM Mainshow Previous experience at the NAME helpful Please contact NAME NAME on EMAIL for more information NAME invites applicants for the following posts to work on Into The NAME at the NAME Theatre in Week NUM NAME DESIGNER MAKEUP ARTIST If anyone would like to get involved by assisting in a particular area in order to learn the ropes please get in touch No previous experience needed Please contact NAME NAME on EMAIL if you would like some more information or to apply This is the NAME Technicians mailing list To be removed mail EMAIL NAME web pages WEBSITE Fencing BEGINNERS Hi I hope you all enjoyed the squash this afternoon After a bit of consultation with prospective beginners at the squash we ve decided to shift the beginners session times slightly so that people with afternoon lectures can still make a session The NUM different beginners sessions will now go from pm and pm on Fridays The course will be taught from scratch for absolute beginners but feel free to attend them if you have a little experience but want to brush up a little before going to the intermediate session pm on Sunday All equipment is provided all you need to do is turn up wearing trainers tracksuit trousers and a CHAR shirt Best wishes NAME NAME NAME Depending on demand there may also be a more informal beginners session on Sunday afternoons either pm or pm but this will not be run by our professional coach NAME If you want to be taken off the fencing mailing list please email EMAIL Clean Clean DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Hi I hope you all enjoyed the squash this afternoon After a bit of consultation with prospective beginners at the squash we ve decided to shift the beginners NUM session times slightly so that people with afternoon lectures can still make a session The NUM different beginners NUM sessions will now go from pm and pm on Fridays The course will be taught from scratch for absolute beginners but feel free to attend them if you have a little experience but want to brush up a little before going to the intermediate session pm on Sunday All equipment is provided NUM all you need to do is turn up wearing trainers tracksuit trousers and a CHAR shirt Best wishes NAME NAME NAME CHAR Depending on demand there may also be a more informal beginners NUM session on Sunday afternoons either pm or pm but this will not be run by our professional coach NAME If you want to be taken off the fencing mailing list please email EMAIL NAME NUM NAME Welcome back to the Rambling Club Once again we invite you to leave the city for a few hours this term and enjoy the surrounding countryside with us The pace of our walks is generally easy as our primary aim is to relax and appreciate the local scenery and villages We usually stop at a village pub en route but you should bring a packed lunch and liquid refreshment anyway NAME boots and waterproof clothing are also recommended There is no need to sign up in advance to join a walk and your only expense is the bus or train fare to the start point for each ramble which will usually be less than NUM pounds plus our NUM pound annual membership fee Visit our website at WEBSITE Sunday th October NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME As previously announced Starting from the city centre we walk northwards passing through Fen NAME on our way to NAME where we stop for a drink before catching the train back to NAME Out Meet at the NAME next to NAME Bridge at NUM Return NUM train to NAME arriving back at NUM then about NUM mins walk to the city centre Sunday th October NAME NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME CHAR ramble through the gentle chalky hills of northwest NAME Starting from the village of NAME NAME we cross higher ground before descending to NAME NAME for lunch Continuing south we pass NAME NAME on our way to the small village of NAME We then loop round to NAME via NAME NAME Wood before heading northwest to NAME through the pleasant wooded valley of NAME Water NAME The clocks go back early on Sunday morning so you get an extra hour in bed Out NUM train to NAME NAME Return NUM train from NAME arriving back at NUM Saturday nd November NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME Starting from NAME village with its historic water mill we follow the NAME NAME NAME southwest along a pronounced ridge next to the NAME NAME valley Descending into NAME we stop for lunch at the NAME and NAME before following the river bank into NAME Out NUM coach to NAME changing at NAME Return NUM bus from NAME arriving back at NUM NAME Please bring your NAME card for a discount on the coach journey Thursday th November Meal out at Sala Thong Contact NAME If you would like to join us for an evening meal at this popular NAME restaurant on NAME Road then please let NAME know by Thursday st October More details will be sent out to those attending nearer the time Sunday th November NAME circular NUM miles Contact NAME Starting from NAME in the valley of the River NAME we walk to NAME for lunch After briefly diverting to look at the impressive Roman burial mounds known as the NAME NAME we then continue across more wooded rolling countryside to the windmills of NAME From there we head towards NAME and then on to NAME with views to the northwest on the way Out NUM bus to NAME Return NUM bus from NAME arriving back at NUM Saturday th November NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME Starting from NAME we head south through the NAME countryside toward the village of NAME where we stop for lunch Then we turn west passing a small lake on the way to the tiny village of NAME We continue towards NAME NAME NAME entering the city through No NAME s NAME nature reserve and the famous Abbey Gardens Out NUM train to NAME Return NUM train from NAME NAME NAME arriving back at NUM Sunday th November NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME This walk explores the attractive countryside southwest of NAME From NAME we head north crossing the valley of the River NAME to reach the small village of NAME NAME a low ridge of chalky hills we continue to NAME NAME before heading south to NAME CHAR short walk back across the NAME then brings us to NAME Out NUM train to NAME Return NUM train from NAME arriving back at NUM Saturday th November NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME From NAME NAME station we take a northerly route out of NAME following the River NAME We then join the NAME NAME and continue past NAME and through NAME NAME up to NAME Farm where we turn to the west After crossing a NAME we approach NAME at NAME where we stop for lunch We then follow the NAME Walk past Stocking NAME and into the more hilly wooded countryside around NAME before heading past NAME NAME and into NAME Out NUM train to NAME NAME changing at NAME Return NUM train from NAME arriving back at NUM NAME The cost of this journey will be more than usual at NUM with a railcard or NUM without Saturday th December NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME This longer walk will explore the gently undulating countryside between the estuaries of the NAME NAME and NAME in southeast NAME starting early in order to make the most of the short winter day From NAME railway station we walk south past NAME Water Reservoir nature reserve and the village of NAME before reaching the estuary of the River NAME Lunch will be in NAME and we then continue alongside the estuary to the tip of the peninsula at NAME NAME This village has a NAME tower one of many watchtowers built during the Napoleonic Wars CHAR short walk then brings us to NAME itself from where we catch a bus back to NAME Out NUM train to NAME Return NUM bus from NAME then NUM train from NAME arriving back at NUM NAME The cost of the train journey will be more than usual at NUM with a railcard or NUM without Meeting Places please arrive at least NUM minutes before departure Bus Coach At the corner of NAME Street and NAME Street near the public toilets NAME In the main hall of NAME railway station The Rambling Club is brought to you by NAME NAME NAME s EMAIL President NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Secretary NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Treasurer NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL If you would like to be removed from this list or to change the address by which you are contacted then please send a message to EMAIL NAME NAME SOUND WORKSHOP TODAY pm Come and find out how Sound works in NAME and at the NAME Theatre in particular The workshop is free and open to all whether or not you have experience of Sound outside NAME There will also be an opportunity to apply for positions on the NAME NAME or to find out about assistant roles on this term s musicals LIGHTING INTRODUCTORY WORKSHOP TODAY NUM A chance to find out about Lighting in NAME whether as a Designer Production NAME or operator The workshop is free for anyone to attend and no experience necessary There will also be an opportunity to apply for roles on the NAME NAME and the Pantomime this term PUBLICITY WORKSHOP THIS SUNDAY pm Come and find out how to sell a show in NAME The workshop is open to all and will be particularly useful for those interested in becoming involved in publicity and producing There will also be an opportunity to sign up to publicise the NAME Shows Anyone who would like to apply to publicise the Freshers shows and will not be able to make the workshop should email the Club Publicist NAME at EMAIL STAGE MANAGEMENT WORKSHOP SUNDAY pm A chance to find out what goes on behind the scenes during a show and what NAME is really all about The workshop is open to all and there will be opportunities to get involved as crew for shows such as Into the NAME and the NAME NAME as well as the Freshers Shows If you would like to apply for any position in the Freshers shows or any other positions mentioned in this mail but cannot attend the workshops email NAME at EMAIL This is the NAME Technicians mailing list To be removed mail EMAIL NAME web pages WEBSITE NAME NAME Club Bulletin Dear all Here is the latest of the NAME NAME Club s roughly weekly bulletin emails detailing forthcoming events and announcements NAME NUM Trip to NAME Lake District NEXT WEEKEND th Oct NUM NAME wanted over NUM clean pre NUM license or own car or foreign licence NUM Social reminder NUM Removal from list NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME th October Next weekend the club will be going to NAME in the Lake District This is the first standard club trip of the term to one of the best hillwalking areas of the country Popular walks include the NAME NAME the NAME range and the NAME Pikes We will as normal be leaving at pm on Friday evening travelling up by minibus and staying in a climbing club bunkhouse selfcatering and walking on Saturday and Sunday The bunkhouse has NUM beds but I expect this to be a very popular trip The cost of the trip is pound NUM pounds you will need to be a member although you can do this when you sign up It is important that you follow the standard signup procedure as follows in order to secure your place A box will be placed in NAME NAME S COLLEGE PORTERS LODGE from am this MONDAY st October You will need to print your name and details in the first free row on the signup sheet and follow the instructions on the sheet You should bring a cheque for pound NUM membership fees as appropriate Also be sure to take a trip info sheet From Monday membership will be at the standard rate of pound NUM pounds for a year or pound NUM for NUM years or the duration of your course if longer If you wish to take advantage of the discounted rates pound pound NUM you can still do so by getting a cheque into my pigeon hole in CORPUS NAME by the end of Sunday with covering note NUM NAME wanted Are you over NUM with a clean pre NUM NAME license or foreign license Or do you have your own car in NAME which you would be willing to drive on club trips If so the NAME Meets Secretary NAME NAME EMAIL would love to hear from you as he is in the process of updating his drivers database NAME drivers get a pound NUM discount on the price of the trip those driving their own car get a pound NUM discount all fuel costs are covered by the club NUM Club NAME Just to remind you all the club has NUM weekly social meetings CLUB LUNCHES are at pm on TUESDAYS in NAME NAME Court in NAME NAME s College the room of our social secretary NAME NAME For just pound NUM you can fill yourselves on baguettes and fillings donuts crisps cakes etc Directions are at the foot of this email We have NAME MEETS on THURSDAYS from NAME upstairs in the NAME Inn on NAME Street Both of these are great opportunities for those new to the club to come along and meet everyone and find out more about the club as well as for existing members to catch up NUM Removal from the list We have recently merged the list from the Societies Fair into the main email list Unless you contact us you will continue to receive weekly email bulletins from the club If you do not wish to receive these please reply to this email requesting removal Apologies to anyone who has already done this but has slipped through the net NUM Club Website NAME NAME Club has an excellent and informative website at WEBSITE Visit for details of everything that s going on this term and photos and reports from previous trips Thanks for your attention I hope to see lots of you out on the hills or at a club social soon Best wishes NAME NAME NAME President Directions to club lunches From the front of NAME NAME s College go in through the main and walk straight through st nd and rd court and over the Bridge of Sighs You are now in NAME NAME and CHAR staircase is the far righthand corner Keep walking straight on basically as far as you can go you will walk under the arches past the NAME NAME on your left and a path off on the right which leads through to NAME but ignore these At the end of NAME NAME by NUM staircase turn right and walk along to CHAR staircase in the corner Go in and turn right up the stairs to the third floor In the right hand corner there is another little staircase leading up from this landing to my room NAME Look for the strategic signs This message was sent to you by the CU HILLWALKING CLUB To be removed from the distribution list mail EMAIL NAME NAME NAME We should meet up some day It was good knowing you Rajesh Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Research Fellow Engineering Department University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME We should meet up some day It was good knowing you Rajesh Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Research Fellow Engineering Department University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear all Sorry to keep clogging up your inboxes I forgot to mention that the NAME Debate is being held on Tuesday Remember 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linguistics treats human language as a static wellformed stringset and employs similar tools formal language theory denotational semantics to theoretical computer science Most linguists would probably agree with NAME NAME s famous dictum I reject the contention that an important theoretical difference exists between formal and natural languages because not to would appear to preclude the possibility of formal linguistics However this has meant that the focus has been on the individual speaker and her idiolect whilst the study of language change and variation has remained mostly descriptive and unsystematic Dynamical systems such as the weather can be rulegoverned complex in the sense of unpredictable but not adaptive Others such as the immune system are adaptive and complex Complexity can arise through constraints on variation as well as through competing selection pressures Constraints on language variation are a consequence of the cognitive capacities and limitations of the language users just as the constraints of biochemistry places limitations on variation in biological organisms If language is adaptive for its users and linguistic selection pressures for greater learnability expressiveness and interpretability are often in conflict then coevolutionary interactions are predicted and the adaptive landscape will be complex with many local optima and no fixed attractors Nevertheless stochastic computational simulations of such models can shed light on major theoretical linguistic issues such as are commonalities amongst the world s languages necessarily a consequence of an innate language faculty under what conditions would such a faculty evolve or is language change a directional process All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME and Hing NAME NAME has asked me to arrange for you to see him for about NUM minutes each Could you make the afternoon of Wednesday NUM October I will let you know what time if 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email I clicked on the wrong button NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME I have nt anything planned for Wed afternoon So I guess I can make it if the others are okay With best wishes NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME NAME NAME and Hing NAME NAME has asked me to arrange for you to see him for about NUM minutes each Could you make the afternoon of Wednesday NUM October I will let you know what time if you are free for the whole afternoon Thank you NAME NAME Divisional Administrator to Professor NAME NAME NAME of Division CHAR University of NAME Department of Engineering NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Lessons with NAME if you are interested in lessons with NAME please email the treasurer NAME NAME at EMAIL and not me as he is organising them and I am not NAME Dear NAME I am interested in booking Mondays NUM pm and Fridays NUM m starting from next Monday NUM NUM and for the rest of the term Please let me know how much I owe you for that and subscription together Many thanks NAME Individual lessons with NAME for advanced intermediate fencers Individual lessons with our Olympic pentathlete NAME will continue this year These are an excellent way to dramatically improve your fencing and will help in preparing you for university matches and competitions Individual lessons are not normally taken by beginners but are highly recommended for advanced fencers or intermediate fencers who want to develop their skills and advance to a higher level NUM min slots are available on Mondays between NUM and NUM and Fridays NUM Monday NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Friday NUM NUM NUM NUM Individual NUM min lessons will cost pound NUM fencers may take NUM min lessons if they wish at pound NUM and are booked by emailing me at EMAIL over a day before if possible Lessons can be booked individually or preferably a specific time slot can be prebooked for the whole term many thanks NAME NAME Club Treasurer To be removed from the NAME University Fencing Club mailinglist please email EMAIL Visit the website at WEBSITE To be removed from the NAME University Fencing Club mailinglist please email EMAIL Visit the website at WEBSITE Shows This Week WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY Tomorrow night Tuesday pm at the NAME Theatre For the third year running the NAME presents an improvised night of hilarity Last year a member of the crew was forced to break up an onstage fight so who knows what s in store this time Audience participation encouraged Tickets pound NUM Speak No Evil brings you an hour of comedy from one of NAME s finest comedians NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and for the last time on the NAME Stage NAME NAME Gain a view of the world through the comic s eyes at times shocking at times tragic always funny Speak No Evil is on at the NAME Theatre Wednesday to Saturday at NUM pm This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Mailing List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of events 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condemning the eviction We plan to take people to join a protest for an Eleventh Hour Appeal on Thursday NUM October NUM at NUM outside the Council offices in NAME Street NAME near NAME We then plan to stay overnight in the tent and hut city at the campsite have some tea and homemade wine at the camp fire with the families and be ready to help them along with supporters from other organisations peacefully protest against the possible eviction attemp next morning NUM November Transportation will be provided also for people who wish to join only for NUM part of the protest Thursday or Friday In the NUM student support groups had been very effective in the fight for the rights of NAME NAME let s see if we can do it again The NAME leaders are coming to NAME to give a TALK and answer questions This Friday NUM October NUM at NAME the NAME Room of NAME NAME College NAME court If you cannot make the talk but are interested in joining us for the protest and or receiving more infromation please 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Do not ignore Dear NAME I am the Varsity Games President for NUM NUM I need some information and for a request to be passed onto your respective clubs First of all at present we have only NUM volunteers for the games committee a secretary sponsorship officer and dinner officer are still needed as well as anyone willing to take on a secondary role in the committe to help with some aspect THE GAMES NAME NAME AHEAD IF I DO NOT HAVE THIS COMMITTEE AND VARIOUS REQUESTS LAST YEAR DID NOT YIELD MUCH INTEREST IF I DO NOT GET VOLUNTEERS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CANCEL THE EVENT Please ask your teams if they will get involved especially freshers who are willing to come along I am trying to keep the workload to a minimum for everyone concerned so the more volunteers the better Can whichever captain who recieves this for the following sports BADMINTON TABLE TENNIS VOLLEYBALL plesae ensure that your opposite captain gets this and send me their email addresses I also require information reguarding any specialist equipment referees and the amount of time your match is likely to take Please reply NAME NAME Watch and pray that you will not fall into temptation The spirit is willing but the body is weak NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM It s only the hair on a gooseberry that stops it from being a grape Sir NAME NAME NAME his True NAME NUM VARSITY GAMES COMMITTEE CAPTAINS LIST NUM Captains Liaison Officer is NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM To be removed from the NAME University Fencing Club mailinglist please email EMAIL Visit the website at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME October NUM Hi guys Just to let you know that the next grad guest night falls on Tuesday NUM October and will have a NAME theme extending to menu see website no I bear no responsibility for the names and fancy dress details to follow tomorrow The usual rules apply sign yourself and a max of NUM guests unless the sheet looks really empty by sunday up on the sheet on the NAME notice board paltry outoftheway board at back of p hole room by am Monday noting veg no red meat other dietary specifications NB NUM name per line and go easy on the arrows you know who you are We meet at pm in NAME for predinner drinks and there ll be port in the NAME WEBSITE ll need your NAME card for wine Will get back to you with dress details in near future Hope you re having a good week and see you there Love NAME NAME NAME the Web without missing calls Get NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Trip programme Here are the details of all club trips up to the start of NAME term including the New Year Trip Do put the dates in your diaries th October GRASMERE LAKE DISTRICT There are still places available on this trip It should be an excellent weekend the bunkhouse is fantastically situated for walks on NAME NAME and NAME Raise Please email me as soon as possible and before the end of Wednesday if you are interested Cost is pound NUM and we will leave early Friday evening NAME sheets will be circulated to those who have already signed up by the end of today th November NAME BEACONS This trip is to a very attractive and underrated area of NAME NAME Walking possibilities include NAME m and a day in the NAME Mountains NAME accommodation is in a caving club cottage in the small village of NAME th November NAME Staying in a large bunkhouse in NAME NAME nearby walks include the ever popular NAME NAME and NAME massifs This is the final club trip of NUM and should be a lot of fun th January SEATHWAITE LAKE DISTRICT Escape to the Lake District for up to NUM days before returning to NAME for the start of term This bunkhouse popular with club members provides an excellent base for a great range of walks many of which can be done from the door No official club transport is provided for this trip but we will try to help advise on public transport and lift sharing This is a great opportunity for anyone who finds it hard to get away in term time due to other commitments NAME hiking and do nt forget to let me know if you wish to join us on this weekend s trip NAME talk by NAME NAME this Friday Hi This Friday NAME NAME will talk on Everyday Life at NUM NUM in the Friends NAME House NAME Lane If you have nt met NAME NAME before can I say that he is wonderful He is our very own NAME living hear in NAME and he is very friendly and easy to talk to Here are the details sent out by the town Buddhist Society who have organised this talk NAME NAME is recognised as the eighth incarnation of the NAME NAME he is fully trained in the teachings and practices of both the NAME and NAME In NUM after leaving NAME for NAME His NAME NAME NAME placed him in charge of a monastery housing teachers of all NUM lineages He regularly teaches at the NAME Buddhist Meditation Group which meets on the rd Saturday of the month at pm at NAME Memorial School NAME NAME off NAME Road Enquiries about the group to NAME NAME NUM NUM Hope you can make it NAME ps The talk next Monday has unfortunately been cancelled but do nt worry there are lots of other things happening this term For more announcements and information about the CU Buddhist Society and its activities visit our website at WEBSITE If you d like to be removed from this list please email us at EMAIL Thank you Film and Stage Work If you have requested to be taken off of the list please send an email to NAME and write NAME ACTORS in the subject box Thank you NAME Male students wanted as extras for paid film work pound NUM per day Come to the NAME School opposite NAME NAME s College today or tomorrow The feature film NAME and NAME is about NAME NAME and NAME NAME and stars NAME NAME and NAME NAME Filming will take place in NAME on Monday th October For more information contact Assistant Director NAME on NUM NUM Ever dreamed of being a soldier Wanted to think about war from a satirical angle Eager to be involved in a musical Then come along to open auditions for an endofterm workshop production of NAME NAME s Oh What a Lovely War Saturday NUM October NUM pm Sunday NUM October NUM NUM pm in NAME Chapel Actors Singers and Dancers required No experience necessary enthusiasm and energy essential NAME will be in small groups friendly and informal with the opportunity to sing and dance together If you ca nt make these times let me know by reply of email to EMAIL and we can arrange alternative times to meet NAME NAME NAME NAME Musicians Piano wind and brass players of grade NUM required Please reply to this email EMAIL to arrange a time to meet Techies Anyone interested in technical or backstage work no matter how little or much all contributions welcome We need Set constructors painters Costume makers Front of house Back stage Props gatherers Please reply to this email EMAIL if you want to be involved in any way Come on Help with the war effort NAME NAME Director Corporate Communion on Sunday evening NAME NAME has asked me to forward the information below concerning the Corporate Communion on Sunday Please reply to him directly Dr NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Dr NAME NAME EMAIL Corporate Communion Buffet Supper Sunday th October NUM pm in Chapel followed by a buffet supper I write to invite all members of the Christian community within College to join together for a shared celebration of our faith with a service of Holy Communion in Chapel on Sunday th October This service is a wonderful opportunity to come together to express our common faith and also to celebrate the rich diversity of our traditions It will be a truly ecumenical occasion and everyone is invited to participate fully The timing is doubly appropriate because Sunday is the occasion in the Church year we celebrate as our Dedication Festival when we give thanks and pray for our Christian community at NAME NAME NAME will preside at this NAME for the first time at NAME which will make it an even more special occasion The service will be followed by a delicious buffet supper in the Mong Hall at a cost of NUM per person Wine and other refreshments will be served free of charge The meal provides a wonderful opportunity for us to share together in fellowship after the service The service and the meal are open to all members of the College together with their partners families and friends I do hope that you will be able to join us I would be grateful if you could respond using the reply slip below or by email before Friday th October so that we can cater appropriately I look forward to seeing many of you there With all good wishes Yours ever Corporate Communion th October Name I shall shall not be present at the Service I shall shall not be present at the Supper Number of guests Special dietary requirements Please return to NAME by Thursday th October NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME has asked me to forward the information below concerning the Corporate Communion on Sunday Please reply to him directly NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Corporate Communion amp Buffet Supper Sunday th October NUM pm in Chapel followed by a buffet supper I write to invite all members of the Christian community within College to join together for a shared celebration of our faith with a service of Holy Communion in Chapel on Sunday th October This service is a wonderful opportunity to come together to express our common faith and also to celebrate the rich diversity of our traditions It will be a truly ecumenical occasion and everyone is invited to participate fully The timing is doubly appropriate because Sunday is the occasion in the Church year we celebrate as our Dedication Festival when we give thanks and pray for our Christian community at NAME NAME NAME will preside at this NAME for the first time at NAME which will make it an even more special occasion The service will be followed by a delicious buffet supper in the Mong Hall at a cost of NUM per person Wine and other refreshments will be served free of charge The meal provides a wonderful opportunity for us to share together in fellowship after the service The service and the meal are open to all members of the College together with their partners families and friends I do hope that you will be able to join us I would be grateful if you could respond using the reply slip below or by email before Friday th October so that we can cater appropriately I look forward to seeing many of you there With all good wishes Yours ever Corporate Communion th October Name I shall shall not be present at the Service I shall shall not be present at the Supper Number of guests Special dietary requirements Please return to NAME by Thursday th October NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker NAME NAME pm Tuesday th October ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NUM of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval NAME is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors such as its precision and recall its computational cost its update time its interpretability etc A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME D NAME and others which exploits the probabilistic language model paradigm This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for NAME as well as some limitations Its differences with the probabilistic NAME model NAME NAME and NAME NAME are still subject of debate In this talk I will describe the NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities I will then explore some new venues opened by the language model in domains on the fringes of Natural Language Processing and Information Retrieval All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE Workshops and show positions galore Scroll down further to see opportunities for you this term but do nt forget the NAME s workshop programme continues in the next few weekends Unless otherwise stated workshops are open to all so just turn up NAME NAME NAME NAME th October NAME NAME This is the workshop that deals with the Workshop how to build paint and erect set where to obtain wood screws paint and anything else you could possibly need and of course what the tools do Crucial for anyone who wants to be a Technical Director this workshop is actually important for everyone since most members of a production crew such as sound designers set designers lighting designers and stage managers will be called in to help build and erect the set for the show Whatever role you like best knowing the tools and the workshop will be a very big advantage How to Work the Lighting Desk pm Sat nd November NAME NAME The NAME Theatre s programmable desk a Strand NUM can be a bit of a handful if you ve never used it before so this workshop is designed to show you what it does and how to use it Do nt worry you wo nt be expected to be experts afterwards but it will at least show you that it s not as hard to use as it looks Split into NUM NUM minute sessions one of our experienced lampies will be taking small groups up to the lighting box for a short introduction to the desk Email NAME EMAIL to book a place on one of the sessions This workshop is chiefly aimed at Production Electricians who do the majority of the programming but it will also be extremely useful for Lighting Designers Lighting Design Workshop pm NAME rd November NAME NAME This workshop will be largely theoretical so may well retire to the local pub The use of lantern type and lighting position will form a basis of the discussion which will hopefully include colour theory and plandrawing techniques Geared towards those interested specifically in lighting design production electricians and operators may wish to attend in order to understand better what they are being asked to do and why Professional Costume workshop run by NAME NAME am NAME bar Saturday nd November The NAME NAME NAME Applications close tomorrow Friday for Assistant Choreographer So contact NAME EMAIL if you re interested in this exciting opportunity Bedbound by NAME NAME is being performed in the NAME from the th Oct nd Nov at NUM The play runs for an hour and NUM We are looking for a NAME whose sole responsibility will be lighting as there are no sound effects and we have a set designer and builder already it is a very low commitment job and should be a lot of fun for further info contact deeksha gaur on EMAIL or NUM NUM NUM The NAME and NAME NAME are URGENTLY looking for Lighting designer Sound designer Stage Manager NAME Stage Manager Technical Director Stage Crew for the Freshers production of THE 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our lovely Slovenian lawyer NAME Based in part on NAME NAME NUM film Wings of NAME this is the story of NAME NAME an angel who wanders the NAME NAME area invisible to humans As the demise of an individual approaches he spends time near them and becomes visible while acting as their traveling companion during their trip to the great hereafter His discovery of distraught heart surgeon NAME NAME inspires him to forego his immortality and exist on earth with her as a feeling and mortal entity awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FREE NAME CHOCOLATE courtesy of the NAME feel free to take your blankets to snuggle up in a corner As usual any homemade Sainsburysbought delis are welcome Contact me with more requests although next week we ll move to some classics and keep on spreading the word about the video nights to have an even bigger crowd See you all on Sunday if not before then NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Change of plans Dear all There has been a cut in the budget available for Sunday night movies so that 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Tomorrow th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME Tuesday th October ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME NUM of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval NAME is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors such as its precision and recall its computational cost its update time its interpretability etc A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME D NAME and others which exploits the probabilistic language model paradigm This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for NAME as well as some limitations Its differences with the probabilistic NAME model NAME NAME and NAME NAME are still subject of debate In this talk I will describe the NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities I will then explore 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NAME Research Associate Speech Vision NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME Dinner Tuesday th November Dr NAME NAME would be delighted if you would join her a few Fellows and myself to the first of the Graduate Dinners this term to be held in the NAME Library at NUM for NUM pm Tuesday th November Dress code smart causal no gowns Please let me know as soon as possible yes or no and indicate an dietary requirements you may have I look forward to hearing from you Best wishes NAME NAME As we are limited for space in the NAME Library we can only invite a few at a time every Graduate student will be invited to attend NUM or more of these dinners through out the year If you are unable to make this one I will see that you are reinvited to another one as soon as possible NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Dr NAME NAME would be delighted if you would join her a few Fellows and myself to the first of the Graduate Dinners this term to be held in the NAME Library at NUM for NUM pm Tuesday th November Dress code smart causal no gowns Please let me know as soon as possible yes or no and indicate an dietary requirements you may have I look forward to hearing from you Best wishes NAME NAME As we are limited for space in the NAME Library we can only invite a few at a time every Graduate student will be invited to attend NUM or more of these dinners through out the year If you are unable to make this one I will see that you are reinvited to another one as soon as possible NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Staff NAME Consultative Committee call for nominations Staff NAME Consultative Committee Each year the ORG calls upon representatives from each class group of the student body to form the Staff NAME Consultative Committee or SSCOM The Committee is a valuable forum for voicing concerns and discussing issues in the Computer Science Tripos NAME NAME NAME NAME or NAME programme that directly affect you or your colleagues Many issues have been discussed by past Committees we recommend that you read the past minutes on WEBSITE The SSCOM meets twice a term and the first meeting this year has been scheduled for Thursday NUM November at NUM pm Lunch will be arranged If you would like to nominate yourself as a student representative for your class group please email NAME at EMAIL and cc to me at EMAIL using the appropriate topic in the subject line Class Group Subject in Email Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Part NAME CHAR NAME Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NAME Part NAME NAME Part NUM NAME Part NUM Nominee Part NUM General NAME Part NUM CHAR NAME Diploma in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Nominee Research Students NAME Research NAME The 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NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL Dear NAME You have NOT signed the matriculation document Best wishes NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote I take it it was sent for a specific person other than me as I think I have signed the Matric form with best wishes NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM Graduate Office NAME NAME wrote The consequences of not signing the Matriculation Form in my office means that you will not be recognised by the University and will therefore not be able to take exams nor graduate If you want to ensure that the University knows about you come and sign the form today Best wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME to the NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL NAME at University This article appeared in yesterdays Daily Mirror It is going to reflect badly on all of us was shocked when I saw this just hope that none of the people in teh universites that I am applying to have seen this NUM Have University dons erred Daily Mirror NAME NUM NUM NAME University authorities are facing a dilemma following the discovery of a large number of un marked answer scripts and many instances where marks have been entered on the basis of attendance With this discovery the audit had been called as payments had been made for marking the answer scripts Now the related answer scripts are packed in gunny bags The question on the lips of every academic and the staff is whether a detailed investigation would be made The question according to them is whether those who pose as graduates are re ally qualified According to university sources Academics are a law unto themselves in marking scripts and no one dare question them it is alleged More NAME Mon NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM EST NUM References NUM WEBSITE This article appeared in yesterdays Daily Mirror It is going to reflect badly on all of us was shocked when I saw this just hope that none of the people in teh universites that I am applying to have seen this NUM Have University dons erred Daily Mirror NAME NUM NUM NAME University authorities are facing a dilemma following the discovery of a large number of un marked answer scripts and many instances where marks have been entered on the basis of attendance With this discovery the audit had been called as payments had been made for marking the answer scripts Now the related answer scripts are packed in gunny bags The question on the lips of every academic and the staff is whether a detailed investigation would be made The question according to them is whether those who pose as graduates are re ally qualified According to university sources Academics are a law unto themselves in marking scripts and no one dare question them it is alleged More NAME Mon NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM EST NUM References NUM WEBSITE Virgin smoker TUESDAY TH NAME NAME NAME Theatre NUM quid for members VIRGIN SMOKER Come and see the new batch of NAME comedians They have never performed comedy before and you re going to watch them burst that cherry of hilarity The Virgin Smoker is always a great night a chance to see the stars of NAME future in their first outing So come along laugh and see what the new batch are like They re great by the way Get there early to avoid disappointment NAME TUESDAY TH NAME NAME NAME Theatre NUM quid for members VIRGIN SMOKER Come and see the new batch of NAME comedians They have never performed comedy before and you re going to watch them burst that cherry of hilarity The Virgin Smoker is always a great night a chance to see the stars of NAME future in their first outing So come along laugh and see what the new batch are like They re great by the way Get there early to avoid disappointment NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Wed th Oct I hope noone minds me forwarding this on to them as people who could potentially be interested in this company I know one of the employees and NAME comes highly recommended as an employer Want a job in Software NAME was the th fastest growing company on NAME last year They are working with NAME Systems on their next generation networking products NAME develop complex software and give the opportunity to become a technical leader in your field NAME are looking for NUM graduates for software development roles The starting salary is pound NUM NUM and benefits include bonus profit share stock options and pension Go to NAME s recruitment presentation at the University NAME on Wednesday th October at pm You will find out about what it is really like to work at NAME and there will of course be food and drink You can also arrange an interview for Thursday th November in NAME Find out more at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Hey everyone I hope you re 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quoting your NAME address to EMAIL Club Webpages WEBSITE Thursday Hi guys Just a quick note to ask any sabreurs interested in fencing on Thursday pm at NAME to contact me by email or phone NUM as we have a vacancy on the team See you all soon NAME NAME NAME everyone s coming to the pub crawl on Friday I ll be coming straight from hockey formal hall and initiations so if you want to see your less than illustrious men s captain completely battered and unable to see then come along Can I ask you all to leave your cameras at home though NAME access plans that fit your lifestyle join NAME WEBSITE To be removed from the NAME University Fencing Club mailinglist please email EMAIL Visit the website at WEBSITE NAME PC accounts Due to the spontaneous demand for passwords for the NAME PC it will take me NUM to NUM days to generate all the accounts As soon as your account is ready I will email the details to you Thanks for your patience NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group Department of NAME University of NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Fwd An upcoming event of huge interest Hi guys do nt know if you ve received this already but just to let you know From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME To EMAIL Subject an upcoming event of huge interest Hi funky grads Thought you might be interested in an upcoming event This Thursday is a National Day of Action against the proposed War on NAME NAME Students Against the War NAME are asking everyone to wear white arm bands all day to show their opposition to this war There should be arm bands appearing in NAME near the pigeon holes over the next few days or else you can make some yourself NAME are also asking people to turn up at the market square from about pm for events opposing the war This will include a symbolic occupation of a university building to show how strongly people feel about this Tell your friends and help STOP THE WAR NAME This message is sent via the NAME NAME list of NAME Social Officers To request changes to the list contact NAME NAME EMAIL Choose an NAME access plan right for you try NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME ORG NAME NAME Fridays pm Dear All What more could you ask for at the end of a hard week than cheap alcohol comfy chairs and an opportunity to meet other computer scientists If you go to the NAME common room at the far end of the central corridor on the first floor of the ORG from pm on a friday this is what you will find I ve been a couple of times and it is quite good fun There are generally a few people playing games go chess cards random pyramid games Beer is about a pound a pint Check it out NAME NAME NAME social event Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME NUM NAME NAME th November and th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Focusing Effects in NAME Resolution Computational Influences and NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME research based on NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NUM has reached the conclusion that an ambiguous pronoun is interpreted immediately as referring to the entity assumed to constitute the local discourse focus even in the presence of prior semantic information that makes this interpretation implausible This contrasts with other experimental research which supports the position that discourse focus exerts a weak influence on pronominal interpretation and is overridden by pragmatic plausibility considerations Moreover there is substantial experimental research demonstrating that even though the processes of resolving a pronoun are initiated as soon as the pronoun is encountered they are not brought to completion until much later especially in the case of ambiguous pronouns Such a result is hardly compatible with the assumption of immediacy of interpretation underlying Centeringmotivated research In this talk I will argue that the discrepancies between Centeringbased and other psycholinguistic research on focusing and pronominal resolution can be attributed to some extent to the fact that these approaches do not always share the same definition of focus that they employ different experimental paradigms and that perhaps they probe different aspects of the resolution process Finally I will briefly discuss the extent to which a computational model such as NAME NAME which is based on distributional observations NAME NUM can adequately explain psychological processes in general pm Friday th November NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME A Lightweight Approach to NAME Retrieval and Conversational Natural Language Speaker NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Many approaches to natural language processing require large dictionaries large grammars or both For reasons of development cost runtime performance and complexity it can be desirable to avoid this relying instead on simpler robust techniques that nevertheless are still fitforpurpose for many realworld applications In this talk the following software systems will be described and demonstrated NAME a realtime text retrieval system that implements a combination of tagged searches NAME keyword searching and statistical approaches NAME a conversational natural language processing chatterbot system that uses NAME as a backend database NAME a special purpose programming language with a syntax loosely based upon NAME and that is intended for the preprocessing of natural language queries in conversational question answering systems NAME has been in commercial use for some time by a number of companies within the NAME and worldwide NAME was seen on NAME NAME s World in early NUM and has been in continuous use within the NAME NAME exhibit at the NAME Point Exhibition in NAME NAME since its opening iScript is currently being used by NAME to help develop a number of conversational question answering multimedia retrieval systems for companies including NAME NAME Group NAME NAME Heating Direct and others who cannot be mentioned for reasons of confidentiality All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE Re NAME NAME social event Apparently most of us seem to be interested but do we have any provisional dates or anything yet What about a Monday Not this Monday but next Hi Everyone Now that we have all had a chance to adjust to life and work and work on the NAME I would like to propose that we arrange an evening event so that we can do a little light hearted networking and socializing As computational linguists we are not great in numbers so I would relish this opportunity to get better acquainted with you all I have chatted to a few people on the course about the type of event that would make the most pleasant evening and NAME and NAME have both recommended that we go out for a meal at a restaurant called NAME House which is situated in near proximity to some of NAME s finest pubs and clubs We are open to suggestions about events so if anyone has any good ideas please step forward and make yourself heard I was thinking that we could arrange a date and time between ourselves perhaps toward the end of next week or the start of the week after that So if you think this might be a fun and worthwhile evening and you are interested in coming along send me an email with the time that would suit you best or email me with any suggestions for events that you have Please do remember that I will need to know numbers early if I m going to make a provisional booking NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I have heard that the lassi creamy is exceptional at NAME House Hope you can come NAME Ex NAME Dinner Jacket and Tailcoat sale Just a quick email to let you know that a company called NAME Society will be visiting the university on wednesday th November accompanied by limited numbers of quality EX HIRE DINNER JACKETS all for sale at suitably low prices dinner jackets from pound NUM So for anyone that is interested in a not too expensive clothing investment they will be based at the GRADUATE UNION from NUM am so head down and rummage around for anything that you may need NAME NAME NAME President NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME T NUM NUM M NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME representatives for SSCOM Dear NAME On Monday November NUM we will be holding the election for group representatives on the Staff NAME Consultative Committee You can vote between am pm and can only vote once Please find below the list of nominees for your group To vote please send an email to EMAIL with your choice of candidate in the subject line Candidate Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Re Probability NAME NAME wrote Dr NAME I have done a course in Prob and NAME some time ago and need quite a lot of revision I can work most derivations okay I m having some problem with vector derivations though I was wondering if you could suggest a text book that has some numerical problems which I could attempt so that I can refresh faster What book do you recommend in general for the speech NUM NAME NAME or NAME and NAME At the moment I can only find the NAME in the Lib please advise NAME NAME NAME The standard book I recommend is NAME NAME and Stork This is where I get various examples and diagrams from Do not worry about vector derivatives these will be covered in the lecture on parameter optimisation NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME University Engineering Dept NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Street NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL More parties so guys ready for the cellars this weekend pure eclectica on it s way and do nt forget jewish funk on sunday hope you ll all be there yules xxxx GREENGREEN WORLDWORLD BASSBASS LINESLINES NAME dear friends I m organising a fat night at NAME Cellars on Friday and I m sending this to everyone I know who I think would enjoy it The idea is simply to create enough mad raucous energy to make everyone go ferral In this we are well practised and we do it through a combination of live percussion bands shouting screaming and NAME heavy tunes coming out of the soundsystem It s at NAME college and will be absolutely wicked please come I do nt like hardsell Here s the lineup In the main room NUM NUM NAME NAME Brazilian d n CHAR NUM NUM NAME NAME bassheavy NUM funk and miscellanity NUM NUM NAME live loud african percussion NUM NUM NAME NAME old skool d n CHAR and jungle NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM piece live samba band playing heavy rhythms In the other room we have a LIVE DRUM CIRCLE led by the legendary NAME alongside the justifiably famous daddy of anticapitalism NAME NAME plus live slide projections Never forget the bar and free cloakroom much love NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Due to the state of the NAME after last guest night please be aware of the following The powers that be in the College were extremely unimpressed with the mess in the NAME on Wednesday morning This will not help our case for the redecoration of the NAME The bedders do not clear up after NAME NAME This means that it comes down to the people on the Committee We spend a considerable amount of time organising things for the NAME and do not appreciate having to clear up after you on top of what we already do Please try and keep the mess to a minimum Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME President NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME T NUM NUM M NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Re The NAME NAME NAME NAME and the NAME gang Thanks for letting us know that we are a bunch of pigs It is in my mind unfair that either the bedders or the committee has to always clean up after these parties There will however always be SOME amount of mess to clear up Therefore may I suggest a signup perhaps via a preparty email callout for volunteers to clean up the morning after My impression is that us noncommittee NAME members DO appreciate what is done for us and I think most of us would be more than willing to help out In future I would definitely be happy to help Let me know what you think NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear NAME Due to the state of the NAME after last guest night please be aware of the following The powers that be in the College were extremely unimpressed with the mess in the NAME on Wednesday morning This will not help our case for the redecoration of the NAME The bedders do not clear up after NAME NAME This means that it comes down to the people on the Committee We spend a considerable amount of time organising things for the NAME and do not appreciate having to clear up after you on top of what we already do Please try and keep the mess to a minimum Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME President NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME T NUM NUM M NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Film Showing Dear all Tomorrow afternoon Saturday nd we will be showing NAME NAME s animated version of The NAME of the Rings or the first half of it anyway No doubt you have all seen the recent films come along and see an earlier attempt If you want some idea of what to expect you might want to pop along to WEBSITE but be warned it is not the least bit objective and do nt go to look if you want to be surprised We aim for a NUM CHAR clock start at NUM NAME NAME for which directions are given below I will also be leading a walking party over there if you want me to navigate then meet me outside the University Arms on NAME NAME Street at NUM I hope to see some of you there NAME NAME NAME Directions for NUM NAME NAME Starting from the Regent NAME corner of NAME s Piece by the University Arms hotel and Pizza Hut go diagonally across NAME s Piece to the pedestrian crossing by NAME swimming pool NAME the road and take the path across the corner to NAME Road Follow NAME Road until the NAME NAME pub is on your left and the bridge over the railway is just ahead Turn left at the NAME NAME into NAME Street At the far end the Tjunction with NAME Street turn right through the traffic barrier and continue along NAME Street the NAME NAME pub should be on the left Take the next left into NAME Street and follow this for a couple of hundred yards going beyond the minicarpark left and NAME site right Turn left again into NAME NAME a culdesac Number NUM should be facing you at the back of the court This is the mailing list for people interested in joining the NAME NAME NAME To move to the main mailing list please join See the Society Web Pages at WEBSITE and the newsgroup at news ucamsocietiestolkien NAME NAME Dear all Is anyone interested in watching NAME NAME and the Chamber of NAME at NAME Village Cinema NAME NAME when it comes out I am planning to see it and if you are interested please email me back and I ll see if we can get a group discount on tickets I suggest Friday NUM November or Wednesday NUM these are just random dates I picked so can be flexible on dates although I cannot guarantee getting tickets for these dates Also is anyone staying in NAME over Christmas Whistle down the Wind is this year s Christmas Show at the Corn Echange from NUM December to NUM January Let me know if you are interested and I ll enquire about tickets See you soon NAME NAME Little quiz question Where were major parts of NAME NAME filmed NAME and NAME Colleges NAME SMILEY NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear All Here s something to brighten a dull day a whole host of altruistic opportunities Here they are NUM Male volunteers needed for Big Siblings NUM Volunteers needed for Sunday Club NUM NAME NAME NAME s the old NUM are now invalid NUM Company and help needed for a NUM year old man NUM NAME s Aid needs more volunteers NUM Male volunteers needed for Big Siblings Do you fancy the fun of being an older brother or sister to a child without the hassle of being related to them Well here s how Big Siblings volunteers are paired with the child of a lone parent a child where there is a disabled member of the family or with a child who has a disability This project gives children a chance to get to know another adult outside the family and gives both parent and child a break from each other Volunteers enjoy the opportunity to meet people in a relaxed home environment escape the pressures of University life for a while and have the perfect excuse to enjoy childhood pleasures again You choose whether to be paired with a child with special needs or not Students usually meet their little sib weekly during termtime although graduates continue through the holidays and are therefore much prized by parents and children Group activities are arranged or you can take your little sib out to the local playground go swimming bike riding walking feeding the ducks etc or even just watch TV with them We provide a leaflet with suggestions for cheap activities and outings and make sure that there are lots of group activities on offer too Obviously reliability is crucial as children and parents get very upset if they are let down NAME NAME are particularly short of male volunteers at the moment if you feel like you could get involved please contact the office NUM Volunteers needed for Sunday Club Can you drink tea Do you enjoy talking to people Then this project is for you Between NUM and pm on Sunday afternoons volunteers visit NAME Place a sheltered accommodation complex in NAME Road to share tea coffee cakes and biscuits with the elderly residents who live there Whilst most of the afternoon can be spent in conversation we usually also have some entertainment eg music or juggling Many volunteers in the past have commented on how much of a break it has been from their studies and the good friendships they have formed To get involved with this project pop along to the NAME office Any queries email EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME s the old NUM are now invalid If you have one of the old yellow NAME NAME cards could you please pop into the office with a passport photo to get a new one Cheers NUM Company and help needed for a NUM year old man Help is needed for a young at heart NUM year old man who has had a stroke that has left him with problems finding the right words and putting them in the right order He he mobile and loves talking and has a good sense of humour but has become isolated and needs more contact with people He needs help with letter writing form filling etc and also would like to go out He is particularly interested in architecture nature and flowers Contact the office for more details NUM NAME s Aid needs more volunteers NAME run NUM projects working with children from the women s refuges in NAME The projects give the mums and kids a break from one another and the volunteers have an opportunity to get to know the children by sharing some time and exercise with them Both male and female volunteers are needed to help with the activities outside the refuge but for obvious reasons only females accompany the children to and from the refuges or help in the craft room To join these projects you need to enjoy being with children have lots of patience and understanding and have plenty of enthusiasm NAME Both distance learning and face to face training are provided If any special training is required for befriending a particular child this is of course provided SWIMMING Once a week our volunteers collect the children from the refuge in the late afternoon and take them swimming or splashing Most of the children play in the water rather than swim but everyone has a great time WALKING Each week a group of enthusiastic and hardy volunteers accompany children from the refuges to a local park to let them use up their excess energy Walking playing footie feeding the ducks acrobatics on the climbing frames throwing frizbees it s often fast and furious but it is fun CRAFT ROOM Female volunteers go to the refuge in the late afternoon and spend a couple of hours running a craft session once a week The refuge has an excellent wellstocked craft room enabling a wide range of activities to take place This project is very short of volunteers at the moment if you d like to get involved pleease email NAME on EMAIL That s all for this week Until next time be healthy NAME Dear All Here s something to brighten a dull day a whole host of altruistic opportunities Here they are NUM Male volunteers needed for Big Siblings NUM Volunteers needed for Sunday Club NUM NAME NAME NAME s the old NUM are now invalid NUM Company and help needed for a NUM year old man NUM NAME s Aid needs more volunteers NUM Male volunteers needed for Big Siblings Do you fancy the fun of being an older brother or sister to a child without the hassle of being related to them Well here s how Big Siblings volunteers are paired with the child of a lone parent a child where there is a disabled member of the family or with a child who has a disability This project gives children a chance to get to know another adult outside the family and gives both parent and child a break from each other Volunteers enjoy the opportunity to meet people in a relaxed home environment escape the pressures of University life for a while and have the perfect excuse to enjoy childhood pleasures again You choose whether to be paired with a child with special needs or not Students usually meet their little sib weekly during termtime although graduates continue through the holidays and are therefore much prized by parents and children Group activities are arranged or you can take your little sib out to the local playground go swimming bike riding walking feeding the ducks etc or even just watch TV with them We provide a leaflet with suggestions for cheap activities and outings and make sure that there are lots of group activities on offer too Obviously reliability is crucial as children and parents get very upset if they are let down NAME NAME are particularly short of male volunteers at the moment if you feel like you could get involved please contact the office NUM Volunteers needed for Sunday Club Can you drink tea Do you enjoy talking to people Then this project is for you Between NUM and pm on Sunday afternoons volunteers visit NAME Place a sheltered accommodation complex in NAME Road to share tea coffee cakes and biscuits with the elderly residents who live there Whilst most of the afternoon can be spent in conversation we usually also have some entertainment eg music or juggling Many volunteers in the past have commented on how much of a break it has been from their studies and the good friendships they have formed To get involved with this project pop along to the NAME office Any queries email EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME s the old NUM are now invalid If you have one of the old yellow NAME NAME cards could you please pop into the office with a passport photo to get a new one Cheers NUM Company and help needed for a NUM year old man Help is needed for a young at heart NUM year old man who has had a stroke that has left him with problems finding the right words and putting them in the right order He he mobile and loves talking and has a good sense of humour but has become isolated and needs more contact with people He needs help with letter writing form filling etc and also would like to go out He is particularly interested in architecture nature and flowers Contact the office for more details NUM NAME s Aid needs more volunteers NAME run NUM projects working with children from the women s refuges in NAME The projects give the mums and kids a break from one another and the volunteers have an opportunity to get to know the children by sharing some time and exercise with them Both male and female volunteers are needed to help with the activities outside the refuge but for obvious reasons only females accompany the children to and from the refuges or help in the craft room To join these projects you need to enjoy being with children have lots of patience and understanding and have plenty of enthusiasm NAME Both distance learning and face to face training are provided If any special training is required for befriending a particular child this is of course provided SWIMMING Once a week our volunteers collect the children from the refuge in the late afternoon and take them swimming or splashing Most of the children play in the water rather than swim but everyone has a great time WALKING Each week a group of enthusiastic and hardy volunteers accompany children from the refuges to a local park to let them use up their excess energy Walking playing footie feeding the ducks acrobatics on the climbing frames throwing frizbees NUM it s often fast and furious but it is fun CRAFT ROOM Female volunteers go to the refuge in the late afternoon and spend a couple of hours running a craft session once a week The refuge has an excellent wellstocked craft room enabling a wide range of activities to take place This project is very short of volunteers at the moment if you d like to get involved pleease email NAME on EMAIL That s all for this week Until next time be healthy NAME NAME social event details Hello Everyone Since the interest in the class going for a meal and a drink has been good I have made a provisional booking at NAME House for Monday the th As NAME suggested I also think we should meet in the NAME pub which is also on NAME Rd at NUM NUM We can have an unhurried drink and then make a move toward the restaurant Just reply to this email by Wednesday if you would like to come Hope you all had a nice weekend NAME NAME Talk on Wednesday Forwarded Message On Wednesday th November NUM at pm in the Advanced NAME Theatre st Floor NAME Department Dr NAME NAME from the field research organisation NAME NAME will give a presentation about the opportunities available for students next summer in the rainsforests and on the coral reefs of South East NAME and NAME Opportunities include Diving projects on the reef fish and invertebrates of the NAME NAME NAME Park Anthropology and community development projects in the floating villages of the sea gypsies NAME reptile bird and small mammal surveys Many of these projects may be suitable for final year dissertations or you can join as a general volunteer There are many opportunities to raise money for this type of field project and the 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and have attended a NAME ceremony before could you let me know what sort of things it s customary to give the monks I ve never been to NUM myself Thanks NAME NAME NAME Buddhist Community NAME Sunday NUM November NUM The annual NAME Presentation of Robes Ceremony will be held for the very first time at the Buddhist Community NAME This year NUM Buddhist monks have observed the Rains Retreat in this NAME We also expect some members of the NAME from teh neighbouring Buddhist temples to participate in this ceremony On the NAME NAME The NAME wishfulfilling tree will be set up for the members of the congregation wishing to make offerings and donations NAME amKathina Cloth will be brought ceremonially to the NAME from the residences of the main sponsors Homage to the NAME and NAME Offering of NAME to the Monks NUM Stitching of the NAME Robe by the devotees Kathina NAME NAME Presentation of Robes Sanghika NAME offering of alms NUM Lunch for the participants NAME NAME NAME and Chanting All are welcome NAME sponsors NAME NAME NAME and Family and all the devotees in the centre For further details Buddhist Community NAME NAME NAME number NUM NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM For more announcements and information about the CU Buddhist Society and its activities visit our website at WEBSITE If you d like to be removed from this list please email us at EMAIL Thank you NAME NAME NAME Tomorrow th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Focusing Effects in NAME Resolution Computational Influences and NAME NAME Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NAME NAME research based on NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NUM has reached the conclusion that an ambiguous pronoun is interpreted immediately as referring to the entity assumed to constitute the local discourse focus even in the presence of prior semantic information that makes this interpretation implausible This contrasts with other experimental research which supports the position that discourse focus exerts a weak influence on pronominal interpretation and is overridden by pragmatic plausibility considerations Moreover there is substantial experimental research demonstrating that even though the processes of resolving a pronoun are initiated as soon as the pronoun is encountered they are not brought to completion until much later especially in the case of ambiguous pronouns Such a result is hardly compatible with the assumption of immediacy of interpretation underlying Centeringmotivated research In this talk I will argue that the discrepancies between Centeringbased and other psycholinguistic research on focusing and pronominal resolution can be attributed to some extent to the fact that these approaches do not always share the same definition of focus that they employ different experimental paradigms and that perhaps they probe different aspects of the resolution process Finally I will briefly discuss the extent to which a computational model such as NAME NAME which is based on distributional observations NAME NUM can adequately explain psychological processes in general All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE FIREWORKS tomorrow Hi guys tomorrow is NAME th ie Bonfire Night NAME NAME night The town in past years has put on a pretty good display both fire and fireworks and the Midsummer NAME funfair although perhaps not in its first burst of youth you have been warned is the perfect antidote to our overworked stressful lives Sold yet NAME Suggest we meet at the P Lodge tomorrow at NUM pm and trek down to Midsummer NAME See you then Love NAME NAME NAME mud it will be there whether in manageable or swampfest proportions so leave the heels at home and wrap up warm Also be prepared to give a financial contribution to the people with the buckets on the NAME Get a speedy connection with NAME NAME Join now WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME The New Staff NAME Consultative Committee Representatives SSCOM The following students have been nominated as represenatives for the Staff NAME NAME Committee SSCOM Research Student NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NUM CHAR NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME CHAR NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Please get in touch with them if there are any issue you would like to be raised at the next SSCOM meeting on Thursday th November at pmpm Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Discussion evening Dear all Tomorrow Tuesday th November at the NAME we will be discussing the works of NAME in film and media NAME NAME s film of NAME of the Rings is not the first adaptation of one of NAME s books for the media other films radio adaptations and plays have all been made of NAME of the Rings and his other works How successful are the different offerings and what issues face anyone trying to bring NAME s work to a broadcast medium Got any bright ideas about how a particular book ought to be serialised or filmed Come along and join the discussion We will be meeting in room NAME NAME s College for which directions are given below CHAR tentative start time of NUM is suggested but if the firework display on Midsummer NAME finishes late enough to make that implausible we will aim to start by NUM I hope to see you there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s through the front gate Follow the path down to the river it s quite a long way and about NUM metres before you reach the bridge turn left into NAME s Court CHAR staircase is in the middle of the range opposite the river and room NUM is on the first floor This is the mailing list for people interested in joining the NAME NAME NAME To move to the main mailing list please join See the Society Web Pages at WEBSITE and the newsgroup at news ucamsocietiestolkien Changed time for fireworks hi guys time change for meeting up for fireworks tomorrow apparently they start at NUM therefore suggest we meet at p lodge at earlier time of pm Take care and do nt go playing with sparklers Love NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Pub lunch NAME NAME s Betrayal NUM The CADS committee invites you to their pub lunch on Saturday th at NUM to be held at All NAME NUM Come along to meet us and discuss your ideas for future performances NUM NAME is NAME s bestfriend NAME loves NAME NAME is NAME s wife CADS presents NAME NAME s Betrayal Love infidelity publishing and NAME in a brooding comedy of sexual manners NAME NAME NUM pm NUM NUM November NUM NAME NAME Theatre NAME s Collge tickets pound NUM pound NUM concs on the door or in advance on NUM NUM We look forward to seeing you NAME NAME CADS Secretary This NAME Shows Mother NAME and her Children by NAME NAME NUM NAME th th Nov NUM NAME Theatre Mother NAME and her Children follows the armies of the NUM Years War back and forth across NAME selling provisions and liquour from a canteen wagon The war devours her children NUM by NUM And yet she carries on Written by one of the most important theatrical innovators of modern times it is widely acknowledged as amongst the greatest plays of the twentieth century This epic tale spanning NUM years and most of NAME is at turns touching funny tragic and bitterly ironic Written in NUM as a warning about the futility and horror of war the play with its setting of a war of faiths is still relevant today This production will mix theatre and song using NAME NAME s original score and will seek to bring out the power and subtlety of one of the strongest theatrical statements ever made NAME pound pound NUM NAME pound pound NUM NAME The NAME NAME by NAME NAME NUM NAME th th Nov NUM Corpus NAME NAME NAME an afternoon break on the usual bench well it s the weather for it and a good book A stranger who forces eye contact Questions that make you need to loosen your collar Stories that make you forget where you are and how to get home A set of pornographic playing cards some empty photo frames a dog and a trip to the NAME As the park empties and NAME NAME goes home NAME falls under NAME s hypnotic power His is a world where televisions murmur empty messages from above to people lost in the lodging houses of NAME NAME NAME no longer knows how to pray NAME pound pound NUM Talking Heads by NAME NAME NAME NAME th th Nov NUM Corpus NAME NAME An awardwinning television series Talking Heads looks wryly at the everyday quirks of human life Now the Amateur Dramatic Club brings NUM of the best of these monologues to the NAME NAME NAME Bed Among the NAME NAME is the wife of the vicar And an alcoholic Plagued by her husband s female fan club and the pettiness of the church flower arrangers she finds solace in the arms of an Indian grocer Her Big Chance NAME is an actress CHAR serious one So when she has the opportunity to star in a film she grabs it with both hands Oblivious to the true nature of her starring role her insistence on her professionalism is touchingly comic CHAR NAME in the NAME NAME lives with his elderly mother Utterly dependent on their relationship he is bitterly jealous when she begins a friendship with another man and their orderly wellstructured life is threatened NAME These performances replace NAME NAME s The Blue Room as previously advertised NAME pound pound NUM Enjoy another vibrant week at the NAME Do nt forget applications for next term contafct NAME EMAIL NAMExx This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Mailing List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of events open to both members and nonmembers Please direct any comments and queries to EMAIL To be removed from this list email EMAIL I would like to take this opportunity to 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WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of all opportunities available to actors in NAME Please direct any comments and queries to EMAIL To be removed from this list email EMAIL This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Actors List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of all opportunities available to actors in NAME Please direct any comments and queries to EMAIL To be removed from this list email EMAIL The return of NAME and Baila night Hey everyone yes its back Its the return of the infamous NAME and Baila night Come and dance the night away to the latest smooth grooves mixed with the greatest old school RnB and NAME If last time was anything to go by it ll be full really quickly so come early Be there or miss a night to remember NAME includes NUM free shot and extra shots are p each WHEN Saturday th November WHERE NAME Party Room WHAT TIME NAME COST pound NUM members pound NUM nonmembers see you there the NAME NAME NAME Eagles may soar high 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as one of the scariest movies in the history of Japanese cinema CHAR mysterious video tape is circulating in NAME and all those who come into contact with it die within a week of viewing it Why What is it that they see What is the secret behind the tape Come and find out before the Englishlanguage remake is released in NAME later this year NAME if you have any suggestions for upcoming screenings please contact NAME NAME at EMAIL NAME to see you all on Wednesday NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME President NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME T NUM NUM M NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Recruiting in the tricity region NAME NAME NAME Opportunities in NAME NAME BBe a Part of NAME NAME Tour is Next Phase in NAME NAME to Create NUM NUM Jobs over NUM Years in the New Telecommunications Industry Wednesday NAME th NUM at pm at NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NEAR NAME NAME To reserve your seat please respond by email to EMAIL You are cordially invited to attend a conference to learn about opportunities 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other opportunities to get involved in NAME NAME which we expect to become the NUM next big thing NUM in telecommunications These opportunities include research fellowships technology licensing distance learning projectteam building onsite internship programs mutual evaluations and investment or entrepreneur clubs These different avenues will enable a diverse range of interested individuals and companies to get actively involved from the start in projectcompanies developing the NAME NAME industry NUM We hope you are able to join us to learn more about these opportunities Ad ditional conferences will be presented in various locations in NAME during the month of November For details visit our website at WEBSITE About the Foundry The Foundry development programs provide fully funded CHAR iable structures for business RampD drawing lessons from years of experie nce Through the NAME s training program NAME NAME Can tell and President amp NAME Freacutedeacuteric NAME unveil a new pract ical 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punk scratching NAME cellars massive hope you all loved last weekend s greenworld madness slightly trippy slightly mental but definately unforgettable remember though the partying never stops this weekend the cellars are proud to present some pretty hot talent never mix punk and scratching you say FRIDAY th NAME NAME REAL feat NAME TEAM CHAMPIONS NUM THE FLAREDYCATS NUM djs NUM decks fat scratching the NAME have worked with many prolific acts including NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME QBERT NAME NAME First Rate NAME NAME NAME Next Men NAME CHAR and NAME NAME NAME NAME and Taskforce support by rawganics very own CRIS GROOVE reeling out that NAME hiphop SATURDAY th NAME LIVE presents NAME eclectic indie SATELLITE HEARTS punk rock oh yes and LITTLE WORLD alternative calling all you indie rockers and punky junkies this is your night to cruise down In association with NAME nights start pm arrive early to avoid disappointment NUM quid entry all my NAME love yuli xxx This email was sent by the NAME 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information TRINITY COLLEGE NAME SOCIETY HALL SHOW NUM MACBETH Invites applications for TECHNICAL DIRECTOR LIGHTING DESIGNER STAGE MANAGER SOUND DESIGNER SOUND OP NAME DESIGNER PUBLICITY DESIGNER COSTUME DESIGNER COSTUME MAKERS This is a very exciting and technically challenging project the chance to transform the beautiful surroundings of the NAME Hall at NAME into a theatre space Working with both a great budget and venue we re hoping to do something really exciting with the set lighting and sound Applications from both Freshers and seasoned techies welcome Contact NAME NAME EMAIL for more information NAME NAME NUM NAME The Day Room No experience at NAME required Positions Technical director lighting and sound The play is a dark comedy set over NUM acts each set in different locations with different characters Act One takes place in a mental ward of a hospital and is a fastpaced absurd farce involving mistaken identity and general confusion Act NUM takes place in a motel room and 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Re NAME event detail Hey everybody I wo nt be able to make the meal tomorrow night for a good reason it is was my birthday on Sunday and myself and NUM friends whose birthdays are also nigh are having a party tomorrow night It s in NAME grad bar which is dead easy to get to and you are very welcome to come along after the meal if you fancy it The theme which is not of my choosing is pimps and hos but given that I do nt intend to adhere to the dress code that implies neither should you Anyway see you there if you come otherwise have a very good evening NAME NAME NAME EMAIL On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Everyone Just a quick reminder of the time of the meal We meet at the NAME pub on NAME Rd at NUM then make our way to NAME House Anyone who wants to go and has nt replied just come alone I m sure we can make room for you see you there NAME NAME NAME House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE CHAR and CHAR mid term exercise The following students have qualified so far If your name is 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come Cost is pound NUM please bring a cheque on the night NUM NAME NAME th November The trip to NAME NAME in just under a fortnight has already generated a substantial amount of interest We re staying in a large bunkhouse in NAME NAME and the walking on offer is fantastic the NAME NAME and NAME massifs as well as NAME NAME are all very accessible For anyone who has never been the rugged mountains of NAME are really quite spectacular However we are not taking reservations yet To ensure your place on the trip you will need to follow the standard procedure The sign up box will once again be in NAME NAME s College porters lodge from am to pm on Monday at which time you will need to sign your name and leave a cheque Cost will be similar to previous weekend trips pound pound NUM WATCH THIS SPACE NUM Christmas NAME th November Want another excuse for a knees up Then here s another date for your diary The club s annual Christmas NAME comes around again on the last Saturday of Full Term Reminisce with your hillwalking NAME on the year s great trips over your favourite Indian dish What better way to wrap up the term More details to follow NUM New Year s Trip thth January NUM By popular demand we have managed to extend the postNew Year s Trip to NAME in NAME The bunkhouse will now be available from the night of Saturday th January Last departure is on the morning of Friday th January This is always a great trip a chance to walk and relax with friends old or new and burn off the excess from Christmas The bunkhouse provides a great base for a wide range of walks So get your diaries out and start thinking about when you will be joining us You can come for as much or as little of the week as you like Please note that there is no official club transport laid on but you might be able to get a lift with someone else going up otherwise public transport is not a problem NAME s House Warming Party th November Message from NAME please note this is not an official club event Did you know that as a member of the NAME you are also automatically a member of the other NAME NAME s Unbelievable NAME Club the first and probably last meeting of which is next Friday NUM NAME To mark the special occasion the hillwalking club has kindly organised trips to my lieu NAME naissance NAME NUM week before and NUM week after the event itself So even if you ca nt make it to either of these subsidiary events you are strongly urged not to miss the main attraction itself which starts at pm at my house NUM NAME NAME NAME Directions Find the NAME trip book and look at the map Basically it s about NUM minutes cycle NAME the white arrow on a compass I think SMILEY of the city centre Go down NAME street past NAME museum Engineering department NUM miniroundabouts Botanical gardens a school the Volunteer pub and the Coach NAME pub turn left opposite the ORG garage and offlicense that s the English word for liquor store into NAME way then left again Phone NUM if you get lost Bring bikes or share a taxi and drinks and I ll provide everything else music food toys and even random nooks and crannies to sleep in should you CHAR feel like postponing the return journey until another day and CHAR happen to have a sleeping bag with you NAME nerespondez pas s il vous plait just turn up but NAME if ye can NAME yn fawr NAME That s all for now Remember to join us at lunch on Tuesdays tomorrow or at the pub on Thursday Have a good week NAME This message was sent to you by the CU HILLWALKING CLUB To be removed from the distribution list mail EMAIL bike for sale Hi NAME NAME It looks like I m finally in the last stages of my PhD and that means it s housecleaning time First thing to do is sell the bike If anyone is interested in a bright red mountain bike that is NUM years old in excellent working condition recently changed brakes equipped with mudguards and DLock please let me know I paid NUM pounds for it new and am asking NUM quid now From a NAME person I would be ready to take NUM pounds NAME NAME Faculty of Social Political Sciences Free School Lane NAME email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME International Film Series Hi everyone CHAR short note about the movie for the international film series This week we travel to NAME with Like Water For NAME NAME NAME para Chocolate a cinematic adaption based on the novel of the same name by NAME NAME The screening will be in the NAME at NUM pm on Wednesday Set in NAME in the early part of the th century the passionate love of NAME and NAME is forbidden by an ancient family tradition To be near NAME NAME marries her sister And NAME as the family cook expresses her passion for NAME through preparing delectable dishes Now in NAME s kitchen ordinary spices become a recipe for passion Her creations bring on longing heated desire or chronic painwhile NAME and NAME wait for the moment to fulfill their most hidden pleasures NAME summary courtesy WEBSITE NAME to see you there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Books Hello Your books are now available and may be collected from the library office Please note that we close at pm NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Library Engineering Department University of NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Kingdom NAME NUM NUM NUM Books Hello Your books are now available and may be collected from the library office Please note that we close at pm NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Library Engineering Department University of NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Kingdom NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM Days and NAME Apologies for the lack of details on the NUM Days email NUM Days to NAME is the NAME club s lateshow this week It is on at the NAME Theatre Park Street NAME Wednesday to Saturday Tickets on the door from pm NAME Booking NUM NUM NUM CLUBNIGHT Tonight from pm Discounted drinks all your favourite faces see you there NAMExx This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Mailing List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give 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enquiries so it s looking like it will be very popular A box will be placed in NAME NAME S COLLEGE PORTERS LODGE from am until NAME this MONDAY th November You will need to print your name and details in the first free row on the signup sheet and follow the instructions on the sheet Places are on a first come first served basis You should bring a cheque for pound NUM membership fees as appropriate Also be sure to take a trip info sheet Membership is pound NUM pounds for a year or pound NUM for NUM years or the duration of your course if longer If getting to NAME s on Monday morning is going to be impossible then please let me know and we should be able to arrange a presign for you You should email me with notice even if you have mentionned it in person please I look forward to seeing many of you soon NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Student Please find attached the schedule of exams for January th NUM Thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME 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Come along and argue your position or just enjoy the debate The time NAME The place NAME NAME s College see directions below The date Tuesday th November I hope to see some of you there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s through the front gate Follow the path down to the river it s quite a long way and about NUM metres before you reach the bridge turn left into NAME s Court CHAR staircase is in the middle of the range opposite the river and room NUM is on the first floor This is the mailing list for people interested in joining the NAME NAME NAME To move to the main mailing list please join See the Society Web Pages at WEBSITE and the newsgroup at news ucamsocietiestolkien Re Dinner and a movie International Film NAME NAME monsoon wedding is better On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi everyone This Wednesday NAME NUM a minitheme night has been planned for the international film series Some of us will be going out for dinner before the movie starts Details are as follows NAME Indian food please meet outside the P lodge at pm NAME there is some debate over whether to show Monsoon Wedding or Bend It Like Beckham What do people think Please email us back with preferences otherwise we will just pick the one we want to watch We hope you can make it NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Tomorrow th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE pm Tuesday th November NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME A synthetic talking face as a telephone communication aid for the hearing impaired Speaker NAME NAME University College NAME NAME It has been well documented that visual speech information is an important addition to auditory speech communication For the severely hearing impaired the visual channel is often the primary means through which phonetic information is transferred Hearing impaired persons are thus substantially handicapped in telephone communication The goal of the NAME project is to develop a multilingual synthetic talking face driven by an automatic speech recogniser to assist the hearing impaired with telephone communication Previous experiments with a Swedish synthetic face have shown that synthesised visual face movements can enhance speech intelligibility in hearing impaired users NAME et NAME I will describe the technology involved in creating a voicecontrolled synthetic talking face I will also present results from multilingual perceptual experiments indicating the promising prospect of the synthetic face as an aid for the hearing impaired All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE Oh What a Lovely War NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Who would nt join the army That s what we all inquire Do nt we pity the poor civilian sitting beside the fire Oh Oh Oh It s a lovely war NUM OH WHAT A LOVELY WAR NUM by The Theatre NAME NUM November NUM pm School of NAME NAME NAME s College NAME pound NUM pound NUM conc available from NAME NAME s p lodge NAME NAME p lodge and on the door Come along Help with the War effort A production of first importance in the history of postwar theatre in NAME NAME NAME This production is supported by a generous donation from the NAME NAME Players NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Fwd NAME formal hall at NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME formal hall at NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Dear all On st November NAME College is holding a Graduate NAME NAME followed by Jazz Evening in the bar to which graduates of all colleges are warmly invited If you would like to come to the dinner there are still a few plaecs left It starts at NUM and tickets must be bought in advance from the Newham Porters Lodge Entrance to the live jazz evening featuring the fantastic NAME NAME quartet will cost just pound NUM and tickets are available on the door from NAME onwards All graduates jazz enthusiasts are very welcome We hope to see you there NAME NAME NAME social sec This message is sent via 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standup shows or maybe her TV sitcoms but have you ever seen the famous comedienne s hilarious but rarely performed stage play NAME Fun Good Fun is just that providing an enormously amusing evening of comedy theatre to suit all tastes The fastmoving script brilliant characterization and sidesplitting story line will provide this year s intake of comic talent the opportunity to show how good they really are NAME pound NUM NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM The Love of the NAME NAME CLUB ELSEWHERE SHOW by NAME NAME NUM NAME th rd Nov NUM The Octagon NAME NAME s BLOOD DESIRE REVENGE Tragedy fuels tragedy when NAME rapes his wife s sister NAME NAME elegant violent and magical NAME NAME stunningly adapts this powerful Greek myth to create a compelling and thoughtprovoking drama Amidst the intimacy of the Octagon let NUM actors guide you amongst acrobatics masked plays and frenzied NAME rites NAME pound pound NUM NAME pound pound NUM NAME CLUBNIGHT Wednesday from NAME NAME BAR Why not see the Freshers Shows and then stop by for cheap drinks and good chat NAME YOU THERE NUM NAMExx This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Mailing List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of events open to both members and nonmembers Please direct any comments and queries to EMAIL To be removed from this list email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Last Chance Dear all Booking for our NAME NAME closes tomorrow We still have a few places so if you would like to book a place let me know as soon as possible and I ll put your name down The menu NAME NAME NAME and NAME OR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME optional extra NAME If you would like the vegetarian option please say so when you reserve your place If you would like to indulge in some beer then the first NUM pints will be included in the feast price any further pints can be paid for at the Feast You are also of course welcome to bring your own drinks Assorted soft drinks will be provided Costs Food NUM NAME NUM optional Beer NUM optional Nonmember surcharge NUM Cheques should be made payable to the NAME NAME NAME and handed to a member of the committee in person or sent to NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NAME This is the mailing list for people interested in joining the NAME NAME NAME To move to the main mailing list please join See the Society Web Pages at WEBSITE and the newsgroup at news ucamsocietiestolkien NAME NAME Hi there Welcome to the slightly ahem delayed th bulletin of the term It s quite a brief one but quality s better than quantity as I tell my supervisors Before we begin though I d like to send out a huge NAME to all who shook their buckets so inticingly at the fireworks last tuesday they raised wait for it pound NUM NUM gasp which is the most ever Well done all of you NAME down with the main business NUM Libra urgently needs volunteers NUM Come to a balloon modelling workshop NUM Libra urgently needs volunteers Libra is a theatre company staging NUM performance a year The members have learning physical disabilities sensory impairment or mental health problems They require volunteers to support members with acting in performances NUM Come to a balloon modelling workshop NAME are offering balloon modelling workshops for any of our volunteers or potential volunteers on Thursday th November pm Places are limited to NUM on a first come first serve basis If you re interested and can make this date reply asap as places will be allocated on a first come first serve basis If you cannot make this session but are still interested please let us know so we can arrange another session Well done again for making it this far NAME star for you And an inspiring quote A big shot is just a little shot that kept on shooting Till next week NAME Hi there Welcome to the slightly ahem delayed th bulletin of the term It s quite a brief one but quality s better than quantity as I tell my supervisors Before we begin though I d like to send out a huge NAME to all who shook their buckets so inticingly at the fireworks last tuesday they raised wait for it pound NUM NUM gasp which is the most ever Well done all of you NAME down with the main business NUM Libra urgently needs volunteers NUM Come to a balloon modelling workshop NUM Libra urgently needs volunteers Libra is a theatre company staging NUM performance a year The members have learning physical disabilities sensory impairment or mental health problems They require volunteers to support members with acting in performances NUM Come to a balloon modelling workshop NAME are offering balloon modelling workshops for any of our volunteers or potential volunteers on Thursday th November pm Places are limited to NUM on a first come first serve basis If you re interested and can make this date reply asap as places will be allocated on a first come first serve basis If you cannot make this session but are still interested please let us know so we can arrange another session Well done again for 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ence feature and then deal with the role swopping in the semantics NAME NAME New Year Trip with NAME NAME Club NAME NUM postNew Year trip to NAME Lake District Sat th NAME th NAME NUM NUM Club socials NUM Talk by NAME NAME first British Woman to climb NAME NUM New Year s Trip thth January NUM As last year we will be staying in the NAME House bunkhouse near NAME in NAME for the club s annual preterm January trip This is a great chance to burn off some of the Christmas excess and relax before the rigours of another NAME term in very amenable company The location is fantastic with walks on NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and more possible from the door The bunkhouse provides a comfortable base with good facilities at least NUM bunks drying room electric heating and cooking and a spacious living room All you need to bring is food drink and walking gear even crockery and cutlery are provided There is no official club transport provided but it is likely that various people travelling 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directions For just pound NUM you can come and gorge on baguettes and fillings crisps biscuits and maybe even donuts Lots of fun NAME NAME MEETS continuing this week next week and beyond for anyone still around upstairs at the NAME Inn NAME NAME from pm Meet or catch up with your fellow hillwalkers over a pint or NUM NUM Talk by NAME NAME I think this is an entrepreneurship talk but there s likely to be something of interest for hillwalkers with their eyes on bigger things than NAME should be good IS IT FOR ME TURNING DREAMS INTO REALITY with NAME Speaker NAME NAME The First British Woman to climb NAME on Tuesday rd December pm for a prompt NAME start at NAME Theatre NUM Department of Engineering NAME Street NAME became the first woman to climb NAME in NUM after working as a Journalist in NAME for NUM years Whilst working as Deputy Editor for the Sunday NAME magazine Resident Abroad she visited NAME to report on an expedition climbing the North East NAME Just NUM years later she returned there to become the first British woman to reach the summit She then went on to become the first British woman to climb the highest mountain in each of the world s NUM continents The talk promises to be both interesting and inspiring as she gives an account of her own experiences which have required endurance courage and determination and inspires her audience to realise their potential That s all from me for now Have a great week NAME This message was sent to you by the CU HILLWALKING CLUB To be removed from the distribution list mail EMAIL Fwd NAME NAME NAME Hi guys NAME NAME have saved NUM spaces at their NAME dinner NUM NAME see below for NAME should be a great evening and perfect for the cold afterterm season I ll be putting a signup sheet in the usual spot tomorrow absolute deadline for signingup and cheques in my p hole is pm December th NAME to see many of you there Love NAME NAME NAME presumably cheques to be made payable to NAME NAME s College but will get back to you on this From NAME NAME EMAIL To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME Its almost time for one of the biggest college dinners in NAME The jewel in the University Christmas Calendar Oh yes its the NAME NAME NAME DINNER NAME NAME th NAME Predinner drinks NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME dinner in the college bar midnight NAME NAME NUM Bring own wine NAME Code BLACK NAME You can wear a standard suit with bow tie The NAME Christmas Dinner is one of the biggest events the graduates at NAME will see Reindeer on main court and a fly over by NAME NAME the Christmas dinner will be a whole lot of festive fun Entrance will be via the main gates of college where you will be greeted by NAME s little helpers who will escort you to predinner drinks Here the sherry mulled wine and NAME NAME will warm your hearts and fill you full of seasonal cheer Then its on to dinner for food drink and a speech by a famous special guest And if you re worried about too much endulgance over the Christmas period you can dance 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Designer Sound Technician For further information contact NAME on NAME NAME Deadline Midday Tuesday rd December CAST NAME American Stage Tour Invites applications for a DIRECTOR with a proposed NAME Play for the September NUM American Tour To submit an application or for more information contact NAME on NAME Deadline for applications NAME Friday th Nov xx This is the NAME University Amateur Dramatic Club s Mailing List Club webpages WEBSITE Messages on this list will give details of events open to both members and nonmembers Please direct any comments and queries to EMAIL To be removed from this list email EMAIL First overdue letter NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NAME NUM Dear NAME NAME Please note that the following material is now overdue CHAR fine of p per item per day will be charged to your College NAME if the item remains overdue for more than NUM days during Full Term Items NUM or more days overdue are charged at p per day as are items not returned at any endof term recall Copy no NAME Author NAME NAME NAME NAME Class NAME NAME Due NUM NAME NUM NAME Web programming building NAME applications NAME NAME Author NAME NAME Copy no NAME Class NAME NAME Due NUM NAME NUM Can NAME Formal semantics an introduction NAME NAME If you are unable to return this item immediately please contact the library Yours sincerely NAME NAME Tuesday rd December Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar WEBSITE NAME Automatic indexing and retrieval of crimescene photographs havin CHAR recourse to Natural Language Processing Speaker NAME NAME NAME University NUM noon Tuesday rd December Room NAME ORG NAME NAME Building NAME NAME Avenue WEBSITE NAME Current approaches in automatic textbased image indexing fail in capturi ng semantic information expressed in the captions that is important for the subsequent retrieval of the images The indexing and retrieval prototype developed within the Scene Of Crime Information System SOCIS project attempts to go beyond keywordbased approaches and methods that extract syntactic relations from captions SOCIS relies on advanced Natural Langu age Processing techniques in order to extract relational facts from captions These relational facts consist of a pragmatic relation and the entiti es this relation connects triples of the form ARG NAME NAME In SOCIS the triples are used as complex image indexing terms however the extraction mechanism is used not only for indexing purposes but also for image retri eval Extracting the corresponding relational structures from freenatural NAME uage queries SOCIS attempts to match the query triples to the indexing triple CHAR and retrieve the appropriate images with high precision and recall We have implemented this approach for crime investigation an application domain where efficient querying of large crimescene photograph databases is of crucia CHAR importance In this presentation I will start with a demonstration of the current SO NAME prototype and an overview of the application scenario and I will then foc us on the NAME techniques used for developing the prototype The main extraction mechanism will be presented as well as a preliminary retrieval mechanism the query triples indexing triples matching mechanism All welcome For instructions on how to get to the ORG please see WEBSITE Buddhist talk tomorrow night Hi Lots to tell you this week Talk by NAME NAME tomorrow night Friday Meeting about next term s events on Monday NUM NAME NAME Meditation on Monday evenings a variety of other notices Talk by NAME NAME tomorrow night Friday Friday th November NUM NAME Friends NAME House NAME NAME The Perfection of NAME manuscripts NAME is the Keeper of NAME Manuscripts at the University of NAME having previously taught Buddhism at the University of NAME He has published a number of books including The Perfection of NAME Penguin Viking with a preface by the NAME NAME and A study of NAME s NUM Verses on the NAME NAME NAME Meeting about next term s events on Monday NAME NAME NAME s cafe to discuss what events we d like to put on next term If you d like to get involved do come along you do nt need to be an accomplished Buddhist Also if you re an artist we re looking for help making posters and if you re good on computers we d be grateful for some help keeping the webpage updated and or managing the email list NUM World Week The organisers of NUM world week have contacted us to see if we would like to be involved in the Religions of the NAME Fair that they usually run If you have some ideas please get in touch Meditation on Monday evenings This will probably continue over the Christmas period informally We usually meditate for about NUM minutes followed by tea Everyone welcome if you re interested in coming along email me for details That s all for this term Have a relaxing Christmas break NAME and some other notices Photographs of Afghan refugee camps NAME NAME NAME s Church in Market square will be hosting an exhibition of photographs of Afghan refugee camps in NAME The photos were taken by a NAME student who travelled to NAME during december NUM while the US bombing campaign of NAME was taking place She visited NUM different camps and has created a beautiful if tragic photographic account of what she witnessed The exhibition will last from Thursday the th November to Sunday the st December NAME NAME EMAIL There is lots going on against war on NAME if you re interested in getting involved contact NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Students Against the War If you are interested in campaigning against NAME NAME Nazi NAME leader speaking at the NAME NAME next week and the union next term please contact NAME NAME CU antiNazi league EMAIL He is putting together a petition and organising a meeting on this Sunday at pm in the NAME room NAME s Alternatively you can attend NAME s meeting on the same issue as described below I am NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME Officer and I am proposing with NAME NAME NAME President a No Platform policy motion at NAME s Open Meeting this Sunday CHAR No Platform Policy would mean that NAME would campaign against providing a high profile platform to speakers whose views are known to incite racial hatred preventing their message of hatred and intolerance being relayed in any organis ation of NAME University Society This would prevent the hatefilled free speech of extremists curtailing and infringing our freedoms and harming the welfare and security of students of this University The NoPlatform Policy motion is being tabled at a time when the members of various minority groups in NAME University are already experiencing racially motivated abuse To invite notable racists to air their disgusting and twisted views in the University is completely unacceptable in this climate and yet both the NAME NAME and the NAME NAME propose to do just that having invited the Chairman of NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME a man who has regularly spoken in support of NAME NAME and other such organisations to speak at their events next term and next week respectively It is vital that this motion passes at Sunday s Open NAME All University undergraduates are entitled to vote at NAME Open Meetings and we need to work together to ensure that this motion passes for the benefit of all students Furthermore if this motion does pass then it will hold a great deal of weight and put pressure on Council Voters to also pass the motion at the next Council meeting The Open NAME takes place this Sunday NUM December in the NAME Room NAME College NAME Road at pm I look forward to seeing you there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer EMAIL or EMAIL For more announcements and information about the CU Buddhist Society and its activities visit our website at WEBSITE If you d like to be removed from this list please email us at EMAIL Thank you NAME NAME NUM NAME This year we plan to organise an NAME NAME in the NAME NAME near the Welsh border The PROVISIONAL dates for the NAME are Saturday th April to Thursday th April ie the last week of the NAME holiday NAME Sunday is on th April and Full Term begins on Tuesday nd April This is slightly later than usual due to the fact that NAME is late this year and so the hostels wo nt be fully open until midApril The cost should be approximately NUM pounds per person including accommodation and food both provided by Youth Hostels This does NOT include transport costs for getting to and from the area There will also be some additional transport costs during the holiday as we cannot always walk directly from hostel to hostel so will take the bus or train part of the way I estimate these costs to be about NUM pounds The walking will be fairly strenuous as we will be walking between NUM and NUM miles a day carrying fairly heavy rucksacks but hopefully the scenery should make up for this The provisional itinerary is as follows Sat th April Meet in NAME Stay overnight in NAME NAME NAME th April Walk to NAME along the NAME NAME going over The NAME a NUM foot hump with views of the NAME hills to the south and the flatter land to the north Stay overnight in NAME NAME Mon th April Continue along the NAME NAME through the medieval market town of Much NAME and along NAME NAME Stay overnight in NAME Manor NAME NAME th April Walk from NAME NAME to NAME over the NAME NAME a range of hills with spectacular views and on to NAME NAME where we spend the night Wed th April A circular walk from NAME NAME taking in the Stiperstones Stay overnight at NAME NAME NAME th April Returning to NAME from where people will travel home This is subject to the hostels having enough spaces available and public transport running on the appropriate days Places will be limited to about NUM as beyond that booking hostels will become difficult If you are interested in coming please reply to this email by NAME TH NAME and I will make provisional bookings during the Christmas holiday I will need a final decision as to whether you can come at the beginning of NAME term and payment for the accommodation in January Best wishes NAME Secretary If you would like to be removed from this list please send an email to EMAIL NAME term just got busier Hello Once again I m emailing you with a list as long as your arm of shows wanting people to fill every position in the book at a whole range of venues and this time an impassioned plea for help next week Also do nt forget that applications for crew for the NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME close tomorrow The last advert omitted dates for the show which falls in weeks NUM and NUM next term ie the last week of term and the week following It s a really exciting project and there s something for everyone to do Contact NAME to apply The Duchess of NAME week NUM mainshow is looking to fill the following posts Set Designer Costume Designer Musical director Press Officer Choreographer The Duchess of NAME aims to use a variety of styles of physical nonnaturalistic theatre in order to approximate a truer sense of how NAME saw theatre You will be working with the director from an early stage working through the text discussing blocking and scenesetting and the manipulation of up to NUM people on a stage You wil need to help get the actors working within nonEnglish traditions of physical theatre such as commedia del arte and danse macabre Knowledge of either are not prerequisites for application knowledge of commedia del arte would be a useful bonus Examples of scenes you would help to choreograph and stylise include raucous masquerade parties and a fevered dreamscape populated by lunatics Contact NAME or EMAIL for details or to apply Application deadline midnight on the th December but the sooner the better CHAR VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER by NAME NAME Week NUM NAME Mainshow Requires crew SM NAME NAME NAME Set Designer Sound Props Costume Makeup Publicists A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER is about a son s relationship with his Father who he respects intensely and whose opinions have a profound effect on all he does As a child he is unable to see his Father s faults but as he grows the audience come to see the Father as a complex and in many ways flawed character The NAME knows this but it does not reduce the respect he feels We see the Father in a domestic environment where his unmentioned blindness and obsession with his garden distance him from both the NAME and the Mother who plays an essential intermediary role While we gain NUM view of him from this we also see him in his happiest environment that of the law court where he is in his element we are provided with this scene at the very end of Act NUM where we could almost be thinking that the Father s power over his NAME is waning Act NUM sees that NAME in a environment away from home in work and marriage still affected by his Father but gradually becoming like him this is conveyed to us through the relationship the Father and NAME have with the NAME s wife NAME The Father at times seems to have a more honest relationship with NAME than his NAME he overshadows his son even here The NAME s professional life takes a second place to the decline of the Father who although more irrational and obtuse than ever dominates even more The garden falls into disrepair and the Father is not far behind He dies leaving the NAME alone To apply or for more information please contact NAME on EMAIL LOVELY LOVELY LIGHTING PERSON TO BE BRIBED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS WANTED TO COVER NUM NIGHT OF THE IMPROMIME ON NAME TH AT THE NAME I know it s a bit late notice but is there any lovely person who would lovelyly cover for me for just NUM night of the Impromime NAME I m supposed to be directing and being an evil mirror in my college s panto and it clashes with the opening night of the th it s not a big time commitment but if someone could cover for me they d have to come to a few rehearsals to get the idea of what s going on as the actual show is totally improvised but the rehearsals are so so much fun to watch not in the slightest bit tedious NAME they re all different and the best way for anyone in the entire universe to spend their afternoon except maybe for a beaver with a limp whose dam is about to break and whose wife is giving birth and whose goldfish need feeding Basically it ll be loads of fun not a massive commitment so if you re interested email me NAME on EMAIL and let me know I need to know quite quick so I can tell the panto people whether they need to find a new director and evil magic mirror and do nt forget my lovely bribe for the lovely person chocolate and flowers yes CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS NAME SMILEY xxx On The NAME Week NUM dance mainshow is looking for lighting help There s no set for this show but probably a lot of lights and some interesting lighting toys so we are ideally looking to find NUM lighting crews for the getin weekend NUM for overnight one for Sunday daytime We re looking for Chief NAME ideally x Crew for both the overnight and the Sunday For more information contact NAME NAME NUM NUM or EMAIL or just turn up at the getin NAME Theatre NAME NUM NAME The Government Inspector NAME NAME requires Technical Director Lighting Designer Sound Designer Stage Manager must be Russian speaking as NUM nights will be a Russian play Lighting sound operators Costume Makeup The NUM shows will be performed on alternate nights and have different sets NAME NAME requires a padded cell effect whereas The Government Inspector will be traditional th century As you can imagine this will be a challenging production to work on and we hope there are enthusiastic people out there who can help us tackle this Contact EMAIL for more information The Musical Theatre NAME s week NUM NAME production of NAME NAME NAME at ORG is looking for LIGHTING CREW This promises to be a fantastic show and will be great fun to be involved with If interested or for more information email NAME EMAIL TRINITY COLLEGE NAME SOCIETY HALL SHOW NUM MACBETH Reopens applications for TECHNICAL DIRECTOR 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with practical and elegant solutions Furniture and scenery will be sparse so lighting will be tremendously important in shifting between a variety of settings at a slick cinematic pace You will also get a chance to work with silhouetting effects and slides for the production s more spectacular visual mamonts eg the torture of the Duchess in Act NUM Innovation and thinking outside the box are essential requirements Contact NAME EMAIL for details or to apply Application deadline is midnight on the th December but the sooner the better A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER by NAME NAME Week NUM NAME club Mainshow Is still looking for Set Designer Sound Props Costume Publicists A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER is about a son s relationship with his Father who he respects intensely and whose opinions have a profound effect on all he does As a child he is unable to see his Father s faults but as he grows the audience come to see the Father as a complex and in many ways flawed character To apply or for more information please contact NAME on EMAIL The NAME Elsewhere NAME The Dispute by NAME translated by NAME NAME is still looking for a Technical Director to make this th Week show at the Corpus NAME NAME come to life The play concerns the fate of NUM feral children released for the first time into the real world well the courtyard of their prison as part of a disturbing experiment to discover which of the NUM sexes is first to be inconstant in love Technically it will not be particularly demanding I am looking for some projections against the back walls but since it is a small production it is vital that you want to get involved in all things techie and probably stage manage as well A minimum of experience will be much appreciated particularly experience of working in the confines of the NAME but a genuine desire to muck in creatively too is most important If you re interested please contact NAME on elh NAME club show NAME week NUM late show seeks Lighting Designer Technical Director We 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them with the help of the local sandwich delivery girl They re really rather fun and I m keen to make them sound very slick Radio NAME s itself has been established for over NUM years and is regarded as one of the most professional hospital radio stations in the country You obviously do nt need to have any direct radio experience already a familiarity of theatrical sound techniques particularly in the production of prepared audio is most important along with a good ear for what sounds right If you re interested in discussing this more email me at EMAIL We re looking for enthusiastic people who would like to work on NAME NAME Corpus NAME NAME NAME NUM next Term this is a really funny play with a small cast and set lighting and sound will be fairly simple although if you have your own ideas then you ll be welcome to put them into practice Please get in touch with NAME NAME EMAIL and put down any previous experience BATS Week NUM NAME THE GLASS MENAGERIE by NAME NAME seeks Set Designer 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mainshow The NUM Sisters by NAME NAME Is looking for a production team including Technical Director Stage Manager Assistant Stage Manager Lighting Designer NAME Set Designer Costume Designer Make up Designer The show presents many exciting challenges in the creation of an authentic period setting an imaginative set with different spaces on the stage preforming different functions natural yet atmospheric lighting People of all ranges of experience are warmly invited to apply Please contact NAME NAME EMAIL if interested NAME and the NAME Players present Smorgasbord a feast of NAME new writing The week NUM late show at the NAME running from th NAME st March NUM Smorgasbord offers a series of short plays written by NAME students Wellreceived and critically acclaimed in the past this year s production promises to be highly successful and artyfarty not to mention really relaxed and good fun to work on We are looking for the following crew Stage Manager Sound Designer and Operator Set 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flowers I have nt yet reimbursed her as I said I would she did nt get a receipt the flowers cost pound NUM the best buy any of us could find althoug CHAR she said she d put a pound or something towards it if we could nt afford to pay that much I d contribute too if needed hope that s all clear thanks again SMILEY love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote you really are going to kill me have again deleted the email with details about who the receipts belong to NAME I think paid for the wine you for the book token and the curli ng ribbon and NAME paid for staples have no receipt for the flowers for NAME can you confirm all this NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re dear NAME I will get the finances done as soon as possible but things are very hectic for me following the weekend especially now since my bike was stolen sometime between the concert and this evening I do nt think I ll be able to emal until tomorrow night hope thats ok the money is safely locked up in my room but obviously prayers would be appreciated until I can get rid of it NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote If at some point in the next few days you could give me an outline of how finances are looking it would be really helpful I know you have nt got all the expenditure details in yet but I m only looking for approximations Thanks NAME On Saturday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I ll aim to be at the chapel for NAME too so I can meet you and NAME to discuss arrangements for tonight NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Free Trip to heaven Details Inside To those who have been called who are loved by NAME the Father and kept by NAME NAME NAME and peace and love be yours in abundance NAME NUM Hi and welcome to this weeks email A young businessman had just started his own firm He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques He saw a man come into the outer office Wishing to appear the hot shot the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments Finally he hung up and asked the visitor Can I help you Yeah I ve come to activate your phone lines Following seamlessly on The news of the week is CHAR NAME NAME Living continued today and will do so next week this open to any and everyone who wants to look at the book of NAME starts pm for lunch Thursday th Risky Living Our very own NAME NAME is in charge and we will be looking at What do I do in the long Vacation and beyond Start thinking about this now as NUM months is a long time to kill and the rest of your time after NAME is even longer This ties in and follows on from the pray ministry training Come along bring who ever you can find pm for food NUM NAME worship A man walks into a store and sees a thermos May I help you asks a store clerk Yeah What s that Why that s a thermos 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young businessman had just started his own firm He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques He saw a man come into the outer office Wishing to appear the hot shot the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments Finally he hung up and asked the visitor Can I help you Yeah I ve come to activate your phone lines Following seamlessly on The news of the week is CHAR NAME NAME Living continued today and will do so next week this open to any and everyone who wants to look at the book of NAME starts NUM pm for lunch Thursday th Risky Living Our very own NAME NAME is in charge and we will be looking at What do I do in the long Vacation and beyond Start thinking about this now as NUM months is a long time to kill and the rest of your time after NAME is even longer This ties in and follows on from the pray ministry training Come along bring who ever you can find pm for food NUM NAME worship A man walks into a store and sees a thermos May I help you asks a store clerk Yeah What s that Why that s a thermos It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold The man buys it and the next day the man goes to work carrying this thermos His coworkers ask what it is and he tells them It s a thermos It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold What do you have in there NUM popsicles and a cup of coffee Dates for diary Saturday nd Feb We are getting green fingered and practical and sorting out the vicarage garden so NAME does not think he lives in a Jungle this will be fun we are going to start about NUM NUM and then break for lunch and be finished by tea time Do join us as always everyone is welcome Thursday th March NAME NAME concert come see the man who writes alot of the songs we sing he is performing in NAME Cathedral this is a great chance to escape NAME for the evening CHAR young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform he asked a nearby steward Who are all those men in the pictures The NAME replied Why those are our boys who died in the service Dumbfounded the youngster asked Was that the morning service or the evening service Following on from that Services on Sunday NUM am am and NUM pm Do come for lunch in the NAME NAME NAME even if you have not made it a service yet as this is a great time to get to know us all at NAME Any problems questions anything we can help you with please do be in touch anyone who wants to be added to the email list too just drop me an email I thank my NAME every time I remember you In all my prayers for all of you I always pray with joy because of your partnership in the gospel from the first day until now being confident of this that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME Operating systems in distributed concurrent software draft chapters From tomorrow in NAME we ll be covering the second section of the course on concurrency distributed systems and transactions The Concurrent Systems text book is the most relevant one for this part and as I ve mentioned before this is being updated under a new title Operating Systems in distributed concurrent software I ve put draft copies of the relevant chapters on the web access is restricted to within the University Note that these are the initial versions sent to the publishers before typesetting and proofreading Unfortunately diagrams and figures ca nt be included because those are produced through a different system WEBSITE NAME NAME Try our Sundays They are better than NAME NAME shine for your light has come and the glory of the NAME rises upon you See the darkness covers the earth and thick darkness is over the peoples but the NAME rises upon you and his glory appears over you Nations will come to your light and kings to the brightness of your dawn NAME NUM NUM th week approaches which reminds me of the story of the peanut that was stuck upon the railway track its heart all a flutter when along came the train SMACK peanut butter Bearing that in mind the headlines this week are Thursday Risky Living pm at the Church Sunday Student lunch NUM NAME NAME NAME Hall Sunday NAME after the evening service NAME NAME NAME Dates for NAME Thursday th March NAME NAME Thursday th March For Risky Living s end of term party the NAME NAME choir will be in concert stand by for more details News in full Thursday th Risky Living Ordering your day How to make the most of each day for NAME See if it is true that Hard work has a future payoff but NAME pays off now Do come along join us for fellowship fun food teaching and worship pm for food NUM NAME worship This will be the conclusion of our term s look at prayer ministry the future and church If you think this email is a bit long give me a few more seconds of your time NAME What is a million years like to you NAME Like NUM second NAME What is a million dollars like to you NAME Like NUM penny NAME Can I have a penny NAME Just a second Sunday nd NUM NUM am and NUM pm Student lunch in the NAME NAME NAME NUM pm Do come along for fun food and fellowship even you have not made it to a service yet come up and say hi If you are new you are especially welcome as are parents st years nd years rd years th years grads fellows porters bedders maintenance people domestic bursars etc Sunday nd after the evening service we are going to gather together as a group and go out for a curry somewhere most likely to be the NAME NAME which is just off Bridge NAME opposite NAME s Come along after the evening service and get to know other students at NAME Full details will follow CHAR Who was the best financier in the NAME CHAR NAME He kept his assets afloat when everyone else was in liquidation Which leads onto NAME NAME If you want to come the time is now to pay Make your cheques for pound NUM payable to NAME NAME NAME if we get enough people coming along the price will fall and we ll refund the difference Give your cheques to NAME NAME and email to tell us you are coming The plan is to meet at the Station at pm to catch the NUM NAME train to NAME or outside the Cathedral at about NUM NAME Hatred stirs up dissension but love covers over all wrongs Proverbs NUM That s all for now folks any problems or questions please be in touch NAME bless NAME NAME shine for your light has come and the glory of the NAME rises upon you See the darkness covers the earth and thick darkness is over the peoples but the NAME rises upon you and his glory appears over you Nations will come to your light and kings to the brightness of your dawn NAME NUM NUM th week approaches which reminds me of the story of the peanut that was stuck upon the railway track its heart all a flutter when along came the train SMACK peanut butter Bearing that in mind the headlines this week are Thursday Risky Living pm at the Church Sunday Student lunch NUM NAME NAME NAME Hall Sunday NAME after the evening service NAME NAME NAME Dates for NAME Thursday th March NAME NAME Thursday th March For Risky Living s end of term party the NAME NAME choir will be in concert stand by for more details News in full Thursday th Risky Living Ordering your day How to make the most of each day for NAME See if it is true that Hard work has a future payoff but NAME pays off now Do come along join us for fellowship fun food teaching and worship pm for food NUM NAME worship This will be the conclusion of our term s look at prayer ministry the future and church If you think this email is a bit long give me a few more seconds of your time NAME What is a million years like to you NAME Like NUM second NAME What is a million dollars like to you NAME Like NUM penny NAME Can I have a penny NAME Just a second Sunday nd NUM NUM am and NUM NAME Student lunch in the NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Do come along for fun food and fellowship even you have 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Cathedral at about NUM NAME Hatred stirs up dissension but love covers over all wrongs Proverbs NUM NUM That s all for now folks any problems or questions please be in touch NAME bless NAME Re Fwd Re Can we recommend CHAR WEBSITE The argument against something like this except for NAME s is that it is a central NAME event I ll phone NAME about this tomorrow I have to agree with NAME that CHAR is a denominational issue though much as I dislike the implications of that NAME I give up in my quest for trying to think of something for nonstudents NAME I would feel very unhappy putting alpha information on the programme the course is not nondenominational in the sense that churches through NAME differ on their oppinion of CHAR and whether it is something they should use or not Plugging CHAR therefore would therefore simply be us plugging certain churches that have those views without actualy putting down the names of the churches I want to stay away from things that devide people and CHAR is deffinetely something which at the moment divides the churches in NAME Please can you not put CHAR material on the programme please though do get back to me on this if you disagree I would be happy to chat to you about it more Yours in NAME NAME Can we put the webaddress for the national CHAR initiative WEBSITE It s totally nondenominational and is in line with NAME s aims Furthermore we are not making any recommendations about churches merely a course Thanks NAME End of forwarded message Re Fwd Re prog so far NUM I m sorry for this comment although this really should be NAME s job How s your work situation now NAME So you know here s an extract from an email from NAME just to let I know I have a VERY important assignment this week on top of being a tape sec and all that for life and taking people and going to prayer meetings NAME ahhhhhhhhh I m afraid that NAME will have to take lowest priority at least until I ve handed in my project I wo nt be there tomorrow night because of our college event NAME s coming NUM doing the NAME bit so please pray that NAME speaks to her sorry to have to put this on the back burner in the most important week but I m here primarily to get a degree just a shame that the project life and NAME all conspired to be in the same week saturday CHAR may be able to do something but not counting on it sunday I will if I have nt dropped dead by then hope tomorrow goes well NAME End of forwarded message Re Fwd Re prog so far NUM likewise My plan is to work like a dog and prioritise fundamental things which will keep me going time with NAME evangelism regular meals sleep in moderation exercise and cleanliness NAME How s your work situation now Do nt ask NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I m sorry for this comment although this really should be NAME s job How s your work situation now NAME So you know here s an extract from an email from NAME just to let I know I have a VERY important assignment this week on top of being a tape sec and all that for life and taking people and going to prayer meetings NAME ahhhhhhhhh I m afraid that NAME will have to take lowest priority at least until I ve handed in my project I wo nt be there tomorrow night because of our college event NAME s coming NUM doing the NAME bit so please pray that NAME speaks to her sorry to have to put this on the back burner in the most important week but I m here primarily to get a degree just a shame that the project life and NAME all conspired to be in the same week saturday CHAR may be able to do something but not counting on it sunday I will if I have nt dropped dead by then hope tomorrow goes well NAME End of forwarded message Re Fwd Re Programme thanks thanks CHAR told dad about the front cover so hopefully that ll come soon I ve just been working on it and it seems that there s very little done for so close to the deadline ahhhhhhhhhhhh Re URGENT VIRUS ALERT Dear Mr NAME Your help in resolving this issue is most appreciated I am simply astonished at the very fast response time on your part as well as NAME s I am therefore most grateful to you as I can now return to my experiments with your amazing and most useful NAME software Thank you again and have a great day NAME NAME EMAIL NAME WEBSITE Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free amp easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME amp Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE BD F C C B DF NAME NAME discutez en direct avec vos NAME NAME Re URGENT VIRUS ALERT Dear Mr NAME I would like to thank you very much for replying so promptly to my inquiry Unfortunately the version of NAME NAME that I am using cannot be customized because I operate in a corporate environment that enforces very strict computer security measures indeed the NAME features you mention are disabled at the bureau level and cannot be unlocked by individual users features are greyedout I do however very much appreciate your info on the falsepositive response For the moment I ll have to keep waiting for NAME to update its next virus definition file before I can eagerly return to my experiments with NAME without constantly triggering false alerts at the security department Thank you very much for having created and distributed freely this wonderful utility and keep up the good work Have a great day NAME NAME EMAIL I have installed NAME a couple of days ago and have been delighted at the results of my first experiments done with it Unfortunately however starting this morning May NUM NUM the most recent virus definition file from NAME May NUM NUM detects the presence of a WEBSITE in the output selfextracting executable file WEBSITE or the directory in which it has been installed does not reveal the presence of the virus I would very much appreciate a response from you as I would very much like to use NAME in the near future You could please report this issue to NAME NAME Research Center by using the NAME and Deliver To do this you ll need to add it to quarantine which will probably mean 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Fwd NAME Fwd Fwd NAME Some NUM had way to much time to burn Note forwarded message attached Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE Re NUM Hope you had a good time I m off to NAME tomorrow morning and I know I wo nt get any sleep tonight because I hate flying I will keep you informed as to any social get togethers I leave for NAME on the th September Friday the th an omen perhaps so I m sure there will be plenty of occasions before then NAME short notice I know but we re meeting tonight at NUM in NAME where toymaster used to be you have to be there it s the law Sorry I missed this I was in the NAME NAME so it was a little far for me to come We ll just have to do it again soon NAME WEBSITE NUM NUM NAME short notice I know but we re meeting tonight at NUM in NAME where toymaster used to be you have to be there it s the law NAME WEBSITE Get NUM NAME for NUM cents plus shipping processing Click to join WEBSITE Re NUM more thing NAME NUM it its NUM right On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote That s correct It is the rd of June SMILEY Just a small thing I ve lost my address book which included birthdays Am I right in thinking that yours was June rd NAME Re NUM more thing That s correct It is the rd of June SMILEY Just a small thing I ve lost my address book which included birthdays Am I right in thinking that yours was June rd NAME NUM am NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Shall I meet up with you at NUM this Sat at NAME NAME NAME or anywhere which is convenient to you See you soon NAME But as the NUM great books of NAME and of Scripture have the same author so the study of the latter does not at all hinder an inquisitive man s delight in the study of the former NAME NAME The Excellence of Theology NUM th Concern for NAME conference Fwd Fwd Hi NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME are having a weekend conference on NAME and missions in November this year at NAME in NAME NAME NAME is planning on going and is looking to get a group together as it would make sense for all of us to book together Details are at the address below The cost is pound NUM for fulltime students WEBSITE The places are limited and we do need to book as soon as possible NAME please contact NAME details below NAME NAME NAME and South East NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL th Concern for NAME conference Fwd Hi NAME are having a weekend conference on NAME and missions in November this year at NAME in NAME NAME NAME is planning on going and is looking to get a group together as it would make sense for all of us to book together Details are at the address below The cost is pound NUM for fulltime students WEBSITE The places are limited and we do need to book as soon as possible NAME please contact NAME details below Please could you forward this email to our list NAME thanks and lovelyCCMGCoordinatorwhosenameIveforgotten please could you forward to the NAME list also NAME NAME NAME and South East NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM Re th Concern for NAME conference NAME just went to look at the description sounds interesting I am useless and ca nt find next year s term dates do you know roughly how the weekend fits in to the mich term I am forwarding the site detail to NAME to go to the NAME list and to the NAME list So if you get any random emails from people you do nt know that s why take care NAME On NAME NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi The conference I mentioned earlier today is described at WEBSITE If you or anyone else is interested let me know I ll book us all at the same time Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM Re th Concern for NAME conference Hey by the way I ve just realised I never actually said Yes I would like to go to the conference My email does nt seem to have gone round the NAME list yet but I bumped into the old NAME coordinator and asked her to spread the word and she said she d stress NAME the new NAME coordinator also at NAME even though I told her not to NAME revision etc is going well See you Thursday and happy preparation for the NAME NAME have you got a copy of the commentary NAME recommended If not I got one today and you re welcome to borrow it I will always do my preparation on Sunday evening So if you do yours at a different time you can use the same book They seem to be in short supply NAME Re th Concern for NAME conference Hi NAME Did you make the grade for the NAME trip Hope you did vicarious thrill have always wanted to go to NAME NAME though for me would prefer a spanishspeaking country love spanish but have forgotten it all now since school which is very sad Was doing class at the language centre but never finished as I degraded But now I am doing lots of fun things Which is probably not the right thing for exam term SMILEY Recently discovered ctrl K in NAME which have to use via telnet on NAME s computer in house It s great cutting my reply time by half practically All these little things that you just do nt know until someone happens to mention it in passing Anyway think doing lots of fun things is good For you anyway I doubt if you re in any danger of doing disasterously badly in your exams unlike me and I get the feeling that fun things has nt been the main focus of the year for you before now NAME made a beautiful and varied world out of the overflow of his unimagineable delight in creation By all means enjoy His goodness and praise Him for it NAME NAME from NAME NAME has passed me some photos from the snow in NAME on the House Party remember I was so excited to see snow for the first time And I remember on the walk I said every good and perfect gift is from above and really meant it And then some bloke do nt remember who it was spoilt it all by saying in a very serious and admonishing tone that I could nt say that and the world was fallen and everything was nt lovely and he disliked people quoting scripture that way etc etc And I guess he had a point But like I was really impressed by the snow Still more so when it covered NAME the next term even though it made me sick And I think that s a valid feeling y know And hypocritically every time I think about the snow and that walk now I remember what he said and how he managed to completely spoil my exultation in NUM fell sweep and spoilt the memory for me So that s not a loving way of thinking I know and we re all as bad as each other Good job I ca nt remember who it was What was my point There was none I think you are being introduced to me on rambling mode having previously got some quite sharply composed emails sorry to hear things are going tough at the moment It s not easy doing something you do nt enjoy and find hard But the LORD gives strength to his people the LORD blesses his people with peace NAME NUM NUM and Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid NAME NUM NUM Our citizenship is in heaven And we eagerly await a Saviour from there the NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM I keep getting pulled up short at the command Do not let your hearts be troubled And Do not be anxious about anything It s hard to keep perspective is nt it I think more sincere quiet times and A LOT more prayer would go a long way towards that I m not being terribly faithful at the moment But it s astounded me that contrary to expectation and definitely in answer to prayer I ve had so many opportunities to evangelise this term so far yet I feel as though I am speaking out of emptiness like the person listening is gonna see right through how useless I m being at the moment in my Christian life I feel like I m serving out of emptiness Ever had that feeling I just keep praying that NAME will be pleased to use my efforts even though I m so impure in my heart NAME it just occurred to me that my answer was right there about a million times in the passage at NAME training today I am the vine you are the branches Wow writing letters emails always helps me get my thoughts together Sounds good I m looking forward to it anyway and been considering for a while whether to get involved in this mission next year so this may be a helpful guide in that hey hope it s really great you never sit still do you Always on the lookout for opportunities If I go then yes it will be my first trip to NAME NAME and indeed outside NAME Not sure about the speaking Portuguese but perhaps I ll NAME I keep forgetting how spoilt I am and everytime someone says they ve never been outside NAME I feel surprised When you move continents to go to uni it kind of changes your perspective on things Was nt she int rep last term I think I met her at a link meeting I do nt yes that s the one she s a good friend of mine I gave her directions today so I hope that she can make some sense of them she made it it s cool to have a malaysian in the group now she said she reckoned she d come along every week she s a lot like me in NAME not NAME and not in NAME and knows what I mean when I say I m a traitor to my nationality in NAME circles went to school in sevenoaks and did the NAME like me going to an international school and doing the NAME NAME to meet someone a bit similar once in a way she might be helping out with NAME in NAME in the summer and I said that if she did and let me know where she d be I might go up and say hello on the train that d be cool NAME NAME told me when I took on the job oh it s just a small thing only about an hour training and an hour prep a week If only I could prep it in an hour oh well not all of us are as talented as each other it takes me like NUM hours to prep NAME s word is so amazing Amen or Oh yes if you read the message SMILEY NAME NUM NUM I m working through NAME in NAME s at the NAME so recently came across this goodness me NUM as well I m never going to be able to keep up with you SMILEY NAME reckons that you have to pick out a main point which you want to draw and then drive that out as you work through the passage a variation of what she called motorway preaching very wise advice yes I think NUM kind of worked that one out for the second study it s what you think is most fitting to the group you re working with is nt it what you think will most inspire motivate challenge them well this is long sorry know you re busy will try to be more circumspect next time hope the busy weekend goes fantastic love in NAME NAME Re th Concern for NAME conference NAME and this is you when you re supposedly NOT busy you are mad But I know how stuff piles up do nt know where it comes from but there s always something to do I am very worried panicky about my exams in less than NUM weeks and revision going soooo slowly aargh The maths is just soooo hard hope you have fun singing listening was the soul singing or listening in NAME And you re going to NAME this summer How exciting I ve never been to NAME NAME Is this your first trip there You ll come back speaking Portugese That d be cool would nt it is there a rambler s walk on Sat then I m on the list but I ve never been on anything Do you know NAME NAME NAME NAME She s quite involved in the ramblers Maybe I should go on one of the walks one of these fine summer days No no must not do anymore unnecessary things Must work MUST WORK MUST NAME still not convinced great that your intrep is gonna join us look forward to seeing her And I ll see you in a week then or something yup the NAME and His Friends is soooo good but now I ve twice as much to think about in my prep NAME s word is so amazing You can never get to the bottom of it It s hard to know how much time to give to what in the NAME NAME everything is just so great So let me know if anyone else decides to come to the conference NAME oh and you can see I do nt read the NAME bulletins terribly carefully as I did nt notice it though to be fair I d just got the stuff out of my pidge Wed afternoon so it was more of a skimread to pick up interesting prayer points and there are so many bits that come to my pidge could nt possibly read all of them carefully nyways have a great fun busy Godfocused praiseful joyful week enough adjectives love in NAME NAME Re NUM inc NAME NAME NAME NAME No it was always fine I have known there to be problems related to the NAME connectors on monitors with pins not quite making good contact Try wiggling the NAME plug in its socket and see if that creates weird colour effects if so the pins may need straightening up NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME all is well with you Just wondering did you ever lose the red signal so everything on the screen seems somewhat blue on a temporary basis If you did do you know why or any workaround Thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote pm is fine I ll be at home painting the kitchen weeding the garden insulating the loft etc etc anyway I ll drop you back at NAME afterwards See you on Sunday NAME Re NUM inc NAME NAME NAME pm is fine I ll be at home painting the kitchen weeding the garden insulating the loft etc etc anyway I ll drop you back at NAME afterwards See you on Sunday NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Tel NUM NUM NUM Would NAME be possible on Sunday If you d rather make it NAME as to avoid breaking up your afternoon I ll do my best but NUM would be somewhat easier I d be very grateful if you were able to drive me and the monitor back to NAME afterwards I ll try to arrange for the gates into NAME NAME off NAME Street on the left if you ve just come off NAME NAME s Street to be opened by a friend I m aware that s are heavy and awkward beasts and not to be carried too far Thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME Sunday afternoon will be fine for me I m at NUM NAME Road WEBSITE CHAR WEBSITE NUM jf You can catch a bus to NAME NAME NAME opposite NAME NAME is the name of the stop which is unsurprisingly right next to NAME NAME which is handy because you need to turn into NAME NAME and walk up to the Tjunction maybe yards then turn left into NAME Road Along about NUM yards on your left is No NUM a mostly pale blue house with a green door My phone number is NUM Any time afternoon would be fine for me how s NAME or thereabouts I ll be in all afternoon so a bit of slippage NUM way or the other is no problem I ll be happy to drive you back to NAME with the monitor assuming you want it but parking around there is difficult otherwise I d bring it to you If you know of can arrange parking in near to the college on Sunday afternoon I ll bring it over anyway it s not really the kind of item you would want to carry very far Let me know if this is OK with you NAME Re NUM inc NAME NAME NAME NAME Sunday afternoon will be fine for me I m at NUM NAME Road WEBSITE WEBSITE jf You can catch a bus to NAME NAME NAME opposite NAME NAME is the name of the stop which is unsurprisingly right next to NAME NAME which is handy because you need to turn into NAME NAME and walk up to the Tjunction maybe yards then turn left into NAME Road Along about NUM yards on your left is No NUM a mostly pale blue house with a green door My phone number is NUM Any time afternoon would be fine for me how s NAME or thereabouts I ll be in all afternoon so a bit of slippage NUM way or the other is no problem I ll be happy to drive you back to NAME with the monitor assuming you want it but parking around there is difficult otherwise I d bring it to you If you know of can arrange parking in near to the college on Sunday afternoon I ll bring it over anyway it s not really the kind of item you would want to carry very far Let me know if this is OK with you NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Department of NAME University of NAME NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL Tel NUM NUM NUM Thank you for your reply I can get to NAME to look at it though I cannot easily transport a monitor from there unless there happens to be a busstop right by your house since I am at NAME so the bus station is right by college As for times Saturday or Sunday afternoon would be ideal for me but I could manage Friday evening if that would be better for you Many thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME I m pretty sure it will do x Hz and better I ll check its specs and get back to you I am at the NAME but the monitor is at home in NAME and I d rather not drag it into work Is it possible for you to get over to NAME at an evening weekend Alternatively I could bring it to you as I have transport Let me know what suits you NAME NUM December Dear chorus members I m going to list as text on this email the chorus I think is going to the NAME NAME Hall on Thursday NUM December Next to the names there will either be nothing indicating that you do not need to use the coaches from and to NAME at all or CHAR CHAR indicating that you are travelling both ways by coach or CHAR there only or CHAR back only You may find CHAR where I could nt decide what you wanted to do Please check all of the details carefully and notify me immediately of any errors also please clarify the where it occurs You will all need a specially provided NAME NAME NAME security pass I shall name them all and they will be available at next Thursday s rehearsal You will not be allowed into the NAME without one We must make the decision about concert dress on Thursday I hope you have all found yourself the necessary carol book CHAR as indicated on the yellow sheet of instructions Carols for Choirs bks NUM NUM or NUM Carols for Choirs These will be practised on Thursday as well as the NAME so please bring everything The rehearsal will probably over by pm if all goes well Cheers NAME CUMS CHORUS at the NAME NUM NAME NUM at pm SOPRANOS NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR Canning CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR Collar CHAR NAME CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Feld C CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM OBConnor CHAR CHAR CHAR OBDonovan CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Tricker CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR ALTOS NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR Fray CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Marsh CHAR NAME CHAR NaishGuzman NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Strange CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Willoughby CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR TENORS SMILEY NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Cornish CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Fray CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR BASSES NUM NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Coffin CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NUM December Dear chorus members I m going to list as text on this email the chorus I think is going to the NAME NAME Hall on Thursday NUM December Next to the names there wi ll either be nothing indicating that you do not need to use the coaches from and to NAME at all or CHAR CHAR indicating that you are travelling both ways by coach or CHAR there only or CHAR back only You may find CHAR where I could nt decide what you wanted to do Please check all of the details carefully and notify me immediately of any errors also please clarify the where it occurs You will all need a specially provided NAME NAME NAME security pass I shall name them all and they will be available at next Thursday s rehearsal You will not be allowed into the NAME without one We must make the decision about concert dress on Thursday I hope you have all found yourself the necessary carol book CHAR as indicated on the yellow sh eet of instructions Carols for Choirs bks NUM amp NUM or NUM Carols for NAME irs These will be practised on Thursday as well as the NAME so please bring everything The rehearsal will probably over by pm if all goes well Cheers NAME CUMS CHORUS at the NAME NUM NAME NUM at pm SOPRANOS NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR n bspc NAME CHAR nbs CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR Collar CHAR NAME CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME R NAME CHAR NAME SA c CHAR NAME CHAR nb sp CHAR Feld C n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR c CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM OBConnor CHAR CHAR n bspc OBDonovan CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME R CHAR CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR nbspc NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR ALTOS NUM NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR c NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR Fray CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR c NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Marsh CHAR NAME CHAR NaishGuzman NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR Strange CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbs CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Willoughby CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR TENORS SMILEY NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Cornish CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Fray CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR c CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR n bspc NAME R NAME I c CHAR NAME R NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp BASSES NUM NAME R NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR nbspc NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR Coffin CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR nbs pc NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR NAME CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR n bsp CHAR CHAR NAME CHAR nbsp CHAR Re NUM Hey Thanks for sorting this all out I ve got completely confused about who s supposed to be coming and who is nt but I think the numbers are about right and we ll see who turns up Anyway how much do we owe you You actually managed to choose a great time to come round the other day you got the very slim time slot between us getting back from NAME NAME and my dad finding out he had tick bite fever I know I know It s just another day in the NAME house I go back to NAME next Saturday though See you Thursday at NUM NUM NAME Hi Just to confirm that I ve got the tickets for Thursday s performance at the NAME NAME It starts at pm shall we therefore meet there at NUM Sorry I managed to choose a bad time to come round the other day I realise that after travelling you do nt tend to be in the best frame of mind Did you go anywhere interesting See you soon NAME Re NUM more it did nt like it it only has word NUM there s no word NUM when CHAR changed it to that it told me there was no such thing NAME Sorry that the list I sent you was nt alphabetised Would you like me to do that In Word this is trivial Select the names Choose Table Sort Text NAME NAME and change the text in the Other box to a single space Click OK Change Sort by to Word NUM Click OK Subsequent lists altos tenors basses can then just be done as above but all the options will be set so after choosing Sort Text just click OK NAME Re NUM more thankyou it did nt like it it only has word NUM there s no word NUM when CHAR changed it to that it told me there was no such thing it worked on my computer anyway since it does work on my computer it s going to be quicker to sort it here and send you the sorted list than figure out what s wrong on yours so here s attached the singers in alphabetical order NAME NUM Things NUM Fine about the curry NAME NAME NAME please as he s fixing it up NUM Have found the NAME NAME NAME NUM Fine about the curry NAME NAME NAME please as he s fixing it up NUM Have found the NAME NAME NAME st Hi NAME Just to confirm my st meal is this Saturday at the NAME in NAME The table is booked for NUM but will probably be arriving between NUM NUM and NUM See you then NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here st meal Hi NAME Just to confirm my st meal is this Saturday at the NAME in NAME The table is booked for NUM but will probably be arriving between NUM NUM and NUM See you then NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here nd final version of NAME Front cover Fwd NUM copies of NAME s gospel Fwd NAME what do you think is it worth going for this perhaps encouraging ciccu people not to take them so there s enough for everyone else or would that just be odd and make those who are nt ciccu feel conspicuous I ll be at the flt selling tickets so I can easily pick them up love NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Fwd NUM copies of NAME s gospel Guys As far as I can tell we now have the all clear to give away NUM copies of NAME s Gospel at the Concert NAME can you please get your stash to NAME leave them with the porters for NAME or something or bring them to the NAME NAME NAME perhaps you could take the NUM from me at the NAME on Friday if either of you will be there All looks like it s going to work NAME Love NAME CHAR see they were bought to be used NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME paid for the gospels personally and therefore needs to invoice NAME and NAME with their shares of the bill The issue is over whether we can now afford to give all the spare gospels away at the concert event as the concert event have nt bugetted for it NAME hey NAME sorry CHAR obviously did nt send my last mail properly CHAR may ahve got the wrong end of the stick but I was assuming that NAME main would buy the NAME s gospels because we received a acheque specifically for the ME which just nicely covered the cost of them however I have not seen an invoice for them to this point NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote CHAR quick calculation concludes I think that we can have NUM for the concert I have nt heard anything back from NAME yet though so this all depends on the financial situation as well NAME what s your thinking NAME on the ball you think is another organised although this mission of a few NAME Concert can get Blue Fwd NUM copies of NAME s gospel Guys As far as I can tell we now have the all clear to give away NUM copies of NAME s Gospel at the Concert NAME can you please get your stash to NAME leave them with the porters for NAME or something or bring them to the NAME NAME NAME perhaps you could take the NUM from me at the NAME on Friday if either of you will be there All looks like it s going to work NAME Love NAME CHAR see they were bought to be used NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME paid for the gospels personally and therefore needs to invoice NAME and NAME with their shares of the bill The issue is over whether we can now afford to give all the spare gospels away at the concert event as the concert event have nt bugetted for it NAME hey NAME sorry CHAR obviously did nt send my last mail properly CHAR may ahve got the wrong end of the stick but I was assuming that NAME main would buy the NAME s gospels because we received a acheque specifically for the ME which just nicely covered the cost of them however I have not seen an invoice for them to this point NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote CHAR quick calculation concludes I think that we can have NUM for the concert I have nt heard anything back from NAME yet though so this all depends on the financial situation as well NAME what s your thinking NAME on the ball you think is another organised although this mission of a few NAME NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel CHAR quick calculation concludes I think that we can have NUM for the concert I have nt heard anything back from NAME yet though so this all depends on the financial situation as well NAME what s your thinking NAME Thanks everyone for doing all this I apologise for not being on the ball myself My own thoughts are that it would be great to use the NUM that NAME has including the blackcovered NUM as well as whatever you can spare from the NUM or so that NAME has how many of these do you think should be reserved for the Witness cafe How we distribute the gospels is another question we originally thought it would be great to give out NUM to every member of the audience with their programme but because I was supposed to sort this out much earlier and did nt get myself organised I m really sorry it does nt look like this will be possible Although if NAME people pass theirs on there may be enough for all the nonChristians plus maybe the performers too anyone have any thoughts on this sorry I have to dash love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness Caf cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel hey NAME sorry CHAR obviously did nt send my last mail properly CHAR may ahve got the wrong end of the stick but I was assuming that NAME main would buy the NAME s gospels because we received a acheque specifically for the ME which just nicely covered the cost of them however I have not seen an invoice for them to this point NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote CHAR quick calculation concludes I think that we can have NUM for the concert I have nt heard anything back from NAME yet though so this all depends on the financial situation as well NAME what s your thinking NAME Thanks everyone for doing all this I apologise for not being on the ball myself My own thoughts are that it would be great to use the NUM that NAME has including the blackcovered NUM as well as whatever you can spare from the NUM or so that NAME has how many of these do you think should be reserved for the Witness cafe How we distribute the gospels is another question we originally thought it would be great to give out NUM to every member of the audience with their programme but because I was supposed to sort this out much earlier and did nt get myself organised I m really sorry it does nt look like this will be possible Although if NAME people pass theirs on there may be enough for all the nonChristians plus maybe the performers too anyone have any thoughts on this sorry I have to dash love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness NAME cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel NAME NAME paid for the gospels personally and therefore needs to invoice NAME and NAME with their shares of the bill The issue is over whether we can now afford to give all the spare gospels away at the concert event as the concert event have nt bugetted for it NAME hey NAME sorry CHAR obviously did nt send my last mail properly CHAR may ahve got the wrong end of the stick but I was assuming that NAME main would buy the NAME s gospels because we received a acheque specifically for the ME which just nicely covered the cost of them however I have not seen an invoice for them to this point NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote CHAR quick calculation concludes I think that we can have NUM for the concert I have nt heard anything back from NAME yet though so this all depends on the financial situation as well NAME what s your thinking NAME Thanks everyone for doing all this I apologise for not being on the ball myself My own thoughts are that it would be great to use the NUM that NAME has including the blackcovered NUM as well as whatever you can spare from the NUM or so that NAME has how many of these do you think should be reserved for the Witness cafe How we distribute the gospels is another question we originally thought it would be great to give out NUM to every member of the audience with their programme but because I was supposed to sort this out much earlier and did nt get myself organised I m really sorry it does nt look like this will be possible Although if NAME people pass theirs on there may be enough for all the nonChristians plus maybe the performers too anyone have any thoughts on this sorry I have to dash love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness Caf cards NAME NAME NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel hello I do nt think that CHAR ahve received an invoice for the ME gospels but we did agree that NAME main would pay for them b CHAR of the gift specifically paid to NAME for the ME um so if I can get the invoice then I can write the cheque sorry a mail of limited help NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now to NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel NAME a quick estimation suggests we have approx NUM That is probably slighty under rather than over Tell me if I need to count accurately that was NUM pile of NUM and there were NUM piles in the box I have NAME Do you want to take them tomorrow NAME Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now to NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel NAME Do you want to take them tomorrow I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do NAME NAME Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now to NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME NAME Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now to NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Hi All The NAME Passion guys would like NUM gospels I think to put out on seats NUM Who has the leftover NUM at the moment NUM How many are there NUM NAME guys NAME is not in a financial position to let you have them for nothing Have you worked out with NAME who is paying for them NUM Can whoever has them give them to me so I can give them to NAME NAME or to NAME personally if that would be more convenient for you NUM Can whoever replies to this please reply to all so we all know what s going on Many thanks With prayers for the event and more importantly for the people living in darkness who will be coming to it NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got anothe CHAR NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness NAME cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how man CHAR you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITN NAME Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now return ed Thanks NAME NAME Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now CHAR CHAR NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Thanks everyone for doing all this I apologise for not being on the ball myself My own thoughts are that it would be great to use the NUM that NAME has including the blackcovered NUM as well as whatever you can spare from the NUM or so that NAME has how many of these do you think should be reserved for the Witness cafe How we distribute the gospels is another question we originally thought it would be great to give out NUM to every member of the audience with their programme but because I was supposed to sort this out much earlier and did nt get myself organised I m really sorry it does nt look like this will be possible Although if NAME people pass theirs on there may be enough for all the nonChristians plus maybe the performers too anyone have any thoughts on this sorry I have to dash love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness NAME cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME NAME last Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago Breakthrough NUM NAME uni were looking for those not long ago for CHAR heir mission this month WEBSITE I ll reply to this thread properly shortly it s just taking a while to word a full reply Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few yea rs ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather t NAME red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness NAME cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME rt Organisers EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some CHAR ore in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you hav CHAR now returned Thanks NAME NAME last ow seats ve to ow what s NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel oops that should be NAME not link Thanks to NAME for pointing that CHAR ut NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago Breakthrough NUM NAME uni were looking for those not long ago for their mission this month WEBSITE I ll reply to this thread properly shortly it s just taking a while CHAR CHAR word a full reply Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although thi I does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I sa CHAR I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness NAME cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME cert Organisers EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we ca I get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you ge CHAR this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of NAME CHAR WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you CHAR ave now returned Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel WEBSITE Think that s a bad NAME I ll reply to this thread properly shortly it s just taking a while to word a full reply Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Yes I would say I have at least another NUM in my room although this does include the NAME s gospels from the breakthrough mission of a few years ago and the NUM used for last year s ME the NUM with black rather than red covers But if you re happy to use these as I say I ve got another NUM I also have a stash of the blue Witness Caf cards NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL Subject NAME NUM copies of NAME s gospel I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME seats what s NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel Why do we need NUM I thought that the words were going to be translated in the progrma Can we just then give a liberal scattering if people want to take them away I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME NAME Hi all NAME NAME has a box of them in his room which I took from NAME last Tuesday We need some of them for WITNESS Cafe This email is now to NAME as well and so maybe he can tell us how many he has got With prayers NAME Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel The words will indeed be in the program but I think the thinking is that it would be good to give everyone a chance to take away a copy of NAME s gospel so they can read the whole thing NAME Why do we need NUM I thought that the words were going to be translated in the progrma Can we just then give a liberal scattering if people want to take them away I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME NAME NAME last to Re NUM copies of NAME s gospel I would suggest that buying or producing another NUM would not be worth the cost for NUM to be taken away and ther remainder remaining If we leave one on every other seat we can say they are there People will take one if they want them if they do nt have one on their seat if they really want one they ll find one that has nt been taken on a nearby seat The words will indeed be in the program but I think the thinking is that it would be good to give everyone a chance to take away a copy of NAME s gospel so they can read the whole thing NAME Why do we need NUM I thought that the words were going to be translated in the progrma Can we just then give a liberal scattering if people want to take them away I can do NAME how do you react to this Realistically I do nt think we can get more before Saturday We can either NUM use the NUM we have or NUM make some of our own What do you want to do I think there may be a possibility that NAME NAME may have some more in his room Perhaps NAME you could let us know when you get this how many you have if indeed you have any Also NAME could you let me know if you have a little stash of Blue WITNESS Cafe Cards which we think were with the pencils which you have now returned Thanks NAME NUM NAME Scientist NAME NUM Dear NAME NAME Thank you for your email concerning the delivery address of your New Scientist magazine I can confirm that I have checked this and all details are the same I have started your account back up and you should start receiving them soon Please come back to me if you dont receive issues or if you miss anything Many Thanks Dear Sir or Madam You recently wrote to me regarding an undelivered copy of New Scientist I am writing to confirm my address as NUM Walnut NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EE Many thanks Regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Customer Services NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM email EMAIL CHAR NAME This message is intended only for the use of the person CHAR NAME NAME to whom it is addressed It may contain information which is privileged and confidential Accordingly any dissemination distribution copying or other use of this message or any of its content by any person other than the NAME Recipient may constitute a breach of civil or criminal law and is strictly prohibited If you are not the NAME NAME please contact the sender as soon as possible NAME Business Information Ltd and its subsidiary companies NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Re Dear NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Everyone suggests that we copy the ENTIRE NAME repository to NAME That way the examiners shall have access to ALL versions Let me know if that s fine oh I have done that Thank you very much for doing this However as I had suggested and also because everyone is still coding could we take out the copy of the repository at midnight on Sunday ie tomorrow midnight I just thought that it might be prudent to check out a particular version into a seperate folder lima rather repository so that the examiners do nt have to mess around with NAME for the version they are to mark rite so when you take out the final copy tomorrow midnightish take out a particular version also ALso I would reall like to leave a WELCOME note for the examiners SMILEY Was going to use your message is that OK That s fine SMILEY NAME cheers NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I fully appreciate your sentiments I would like you to focus onthe technical bits of the paper today and maybe finalise the NAME filespace late in the evening on Sunday That s about it ok that s fine I shall get in touch with NAME NAME and NAME and let you know when to take the final NAME snapshot to be placed ion our NAME space note that it can be taken in retrospect so if you all decide that the version we want is as the NAME was at NUM pm on Thursday or whatever then we can do that Cheers NAME thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM NAME NAME NAME College VicePresident and IT Director NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re Dear NAME Everyone suggests that we copy the ENTIRE NAME repository to NAME That way the examiners shall have access to ALL versions Let me know if that s fine ALso I would reall like to leave a WELCOME note for the examiners SMILEY cheers NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I fully appreciate your sentiments I would like you to focus onthe technical bits of the paper today and maybe finalise the NAME filespace late in the evening on Sunday That s about it ok that s fine I shall get in touch with NAME NAME and NAME and let you know when to take the final NAME snapshot to be placed ion our NAME space note that it can be taken in retrospect so if you all decide that the version we want is as the NAME was at NUM pm on Thursday or whatever then we can do that Cheers NAME thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM CD AC E AFE EA AAE EB FC NUM NAME NAME NAME College VicePresident and IT Director NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re Hey NAME I fully appreciate your sentiments I would like you to focus onthe technical bits of the paper today and maybe finalise the NAME filespace late in the evening on Sunday That s about it I shall get in touch with NAME NAME and NAME and let you know when to take the final NAME snapshot to be placed ion our NAME space thanks NAME NAME NAME VicePresident NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME College NAME University NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Dear NAME where CHAR CHAR We really need your help with the project now PLease get in touch with me NAME NAME has been failing some tests we were hoping you could help us fix the problem This is NAME IMPORTANT also I hope you read my email about you being incharge of the NAME space PLease do get back to me immediately cheers NAME NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re WEBSITE NAME will now close NUM Someone else The Title of the file is NAME the gathering online full version I downloaded it off of NAME Do I need to download another file to go with it to get it to work Like NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME Support EMAIL wrote NUM What is the error message NUM Did you create the NAME file or did someone else Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Powerful free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE BD F C C B DF On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I clicked on the exe file and it pops up saying extract to NUM click on extract and it then says I have an error NAME NAME Support EMAIL wrote What do I need to download to open and be able to use exe files Surely if you are on Windows you can just run exe files as they are with no extra software Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME Author NAME NAME Powerful free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE BD F C C B DF Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE Re I clicked on the exe file and it pops up saying extract to NUM click on extract and it then says I have an error NAME NAME Support EMAIL wrote What do I need to download to open and be able to use exe files Surely if you are on Windows you can just run exe files as they are with no extra software Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME Author NAME NAME Powerful free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE BD F C C B DF Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE What do I need to download to open and be able to use exe files Do you NAME NAME Mail Plus Powerful NAME Sign up now WEBSITE Re autopackage libprefix all the way NAME It s actually working now save the below issue now I m just debating a few things with myself for example since the lib does almost the exact same thing as pkgconfig except for runtime instead of compiletime should I have the files be compatible No point in having NUM files that both say the exact same thing of course pkgconfig uses shell escapes and such which I do nt want to have to add support for in a small lib like this I do nt think that d be a smart move NAME scripts check for the existance of pkgconfig files as proof the developer libraries are installed if we start creating pc files on binary installations CHAR they will get overwritten when a devel package is installed CHAR configure scripts will assume the devel files are there when they are nt You re right having many files is disagreeable which is NUM reason I favour runtime detection If overrides are needed just do what the current libprefixdb does and check in var packages name prefixes which is keyvalue like prefix usr local sysconfdir etc and so on I have the look up executable s path working tho It still seems way too flaky to me but NAME well I have to tweak the path guessing a bit tho so it knows if a binary is in prefix usr that the conf dir will etc and not usr etc and same for var I hate special exceptions to rules SMILEY That s NAME SMILEY It also does nt use the autopackage package NAME s yet just a basic pkgname and pkgver that could probably be cleaned up Root names are basically opaque should nt need any special code Speaking of which do you think it s necessary to have a search path that looks for both pkgnamepkgver and just pkgname Ie if pkgnamefoobar and NAME to look for both a prefix path files foobar and if that does nt exist then look for prefix path files foobar It sounds nice and flexible but I ca nt think of any real world uses for it I have the code for it already so I m curious if I should just keep it or toss it Why are we checking if files exist The library deals with directories right Do you guys want me to just post the tarball here or what I ll be happy maintaining such the lib if wanted Once it s initially ready it should nt need so much hacking that I do nt have time Yeah a tarball here would be fine or join NAME and have a chat to us there though it s unusually quiet tonight for some reason NAME that s a lot better then I ll have to look into the map list format and see if I can get that working To get an example run cat proc self maps As you can see it just shows stuff loaded using mmap You can get the address of a function easily enough linker structures to no avail At some point when I learn the art of glibc hacking if NAME has nt already done it I ll add dlinfo which lets us get the origin as defined by NAME which should be good enough That would make things considerably easier Well if autopackage is nt flexible enough or libprefix I should say I fully have faith autopackage itself will be an app will only be usable on NUM vendor of NAME Just assuming everything works like RedHat or it s knockoffs is a problem with NAME s and one that s honestly not easily fixable That ll change with time And packaging is a large part of the reason most commercial vendors only support NUM or NUM distros I think NAME CHAR flexible libprefix CHAR an awesome packager like autopackage sanctioned by the NAME and major distros would work wonders cough and I m sure NAME vendors would appreciate it too SMILEY cough NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage libprefix all the way Sorry for not replying to the thread I just subscribed and as such ca nt simply reply to it SMILEY Also sorry this is all rather poorly thought out below I m typing while the inspiration has me because I know I ll forget if I wait to put it together more formally SMILEY My thoughts on the libprefix thing are that if it s going to exist it should go all the way Specifically comments I saw in the archives like no app will be spread over the filesystem or that paths can be relative to the binary are all making assumptions on the location of the files they let the actual prefix be dymamic but not the installation structure This is an unfortunately weak approach Looking at projects like LinuxSTEP or NAME NAME CHAR where the archaic NAME file system is abandoned for something a little more sane one should consider that apps might have wildly different locations and relative paths between binaries data files libraries and so on Things might still be relative but those relative paths need to be different for these systems on the NAME you d have prefix bin prefix lib etc in a NeXTish system you might have something closer to prefix for bin prefix Library and so on I d think it d be worth the effort to go all the way and provide methods for finding any path using the library given the same path names that autoconf projects ie a function for libdir execdir prefix sharedstatedir sysconfdir and so on The app authors know a lot better than we do which of those directories are important to them This does of course raise the issue of how to get this using proc can only provide so much information and even then it would only be a half guess Just because a binary is in usr bin or a lib is in usr lib does nt mean the data wo nt be in usr share or usr share app or usr local app and so on The global database is a bit weak sounding I ll admit too easy to break Some kind of extended metadata is still going to be needed I fear I can think of NUM options there are likely many more Put in some kind of metadata file similar to a desktop file or pkgconfig file that has this and apps libs call a library routine that takes their unique NAME to find and read this file Embed the data straight in the executable at install time Assuming only NAME systems this is that hard but still it s not at all pretty NAME also allows tacking on of extra data to the end of the file so you could use proc to find the executable library look at a specific offset from the end of file check for a magic cookie to ensure the data is valid and read This also is nt pretty tho The first one seems a lot better tho it s really just the global database on the upside it should be a lot easier to use than a real NAME since it s very similar to the pkgconfig or desktop menu systems instead of like the fragile RPM db stuff Anyways I really just do nt think that where is the executable and where is the library will honestly work unless we enforce that autopackage files must be NAME compliant The big advantage to a system like this tho is ebing able to support systems with more intelligent file system hierarchies to be automagically supported I think The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Sorry for not replying to the thread I just subscribed and as such ca nt simply reply to it SMILEY Yeah mailing lists suck do nt they SMILEY NUM day I ll figure out how to spamproof a newsgroup I d think it d be worth the effort to go all the way and provide methods for finding any path using the library given the same path names that autoconf projects ie a function for libdir execdir prefix sharedstatedir sysconfdir and so on The app authors know a lot better than we do which of those directories are important to them Well the current NAME which actually I do nt like so much feels over complex and too inflexible does this You can set libdir sysconfdir etc separately or if not specified they ll default to the standard unix NUM However I remain to be convinced as to the usefulness of this I ca nt think of a reason you d want to rearrange the internal directory structure of an application This does of course raise the issue of how to get this using proc can only provide so much information and even then it would only be a half guess Just because a binary is in usr bin or a lib is in usr lib does nt mean the data wo nt be in usr share or usr share app or usr local app and so on Well the app can use any internal structure it likes of course but we provide convenience NAME for the case when it does follow the usual structure and therefore the locations of things can be worked out from the binary location trivially read from proc self exe or for libraries using the addresses in proc self maps The global database is a bit weak sounding I ll admit too easy to break Yeah I d rather avoid it too though I suspect we ll end up allowing it to be used also I can think of NUM options there are likely many more Put in some kind of metadata file similar to a desktop file or pkgconfig file that has this and apps libs call a library routine that takes their unique NAME to find and read this file This is how it currently works Embed the data straight in the executable at install time We did toy with this idea but abandonded it for the reasons you give below Anyways I really just do nt think that where is the executable and where is the library will honestly work unless we enforce that autopackage files must be NAME compliant The big advantage to a system like this tho is being able to support systems with more intelligent file system hierarchies to be automagically supported I think Well I do nt personally the gain to be had from this users should nt be poking around in a programs innards anyway the abstractions provided by GNOME NAME should do the trick nicely I m not entirely sure I understand what it is you want if it s the ability for an app to be toggled between prefix etc or prefix Configuration at runtime well providing an NAME for this would nt be too hard but it seems rather pointless to me at some point you have to draw the line we ca nt load everything from an external file I think the real solution is to perfect the dynamic location code which does nt exist yet SMILEY and then read the database only for overrides though even that may not make much sense The internal structure below the prefix can be still be configured at compile time if need be thanks mike NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Sorry for not replying to the thread I just subscribed and as such ca nt simply reply to it SMILEY Yeah mailing lists suck do nt they SMILEY NUM day I ll figure out how to spamproof a newsgroup I d think it d be worth the effort to go all the way and provide methods for finding any path using the library given the same path names that autoconf projects ie a function for libdir execdir prefix sharedstatedir sysconfdir and so on The app authors know a lot better than we do which of those directories are important to them Well the current NAME which actually I do nt like so much feels over complex and too inflexible does this You can set libdir sysconfdir etc separately or if not specified they ll default to the standard unix NUM However I remain to be convinced as to the usefulness of this I ca nt think of a reason you d want to rearrange the internal directory structure of an application Again it s not so much the sturcture of the app as it is the system you install on CHAR the some distros you might have an app with binaries in usr bin data in usr share app docs in usr NAME app etc In a more modern environment or something NeXTish you d have it totally different Local NAME for bin Local NAME Library for libs etc It d be great to allow a single binary to work in disparate setups like this it removes the whole need for the NAME mostly which is good since the NAME is based on NUM year old archaic NAME layout SMILEY I can think of NUM options there are likely many more Put in some kind of metadata file similar to a desktop file or pkgconfig file that has this and apps libs call a library routine that takes their unique NAME to find and read this file This is how it currently works NAME sorry for babbling then SMILEY thanks mike NAME mailing list EMAIL The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way Again it s not so much the sturcture of the app as it is the system you install on CHAR the some distros you might have an app with binaries in usr bin data in usr share app docs in usr NAME app etc In a more modern environment or something NeXTish you d have it totally different Local NAME for bin Local NAME Library for libs etc Installing things into those locations can be abstracted by the autopackage NAME certainly I suspect that a distro which broke with the NAME would nt be too concerned about compatability anyway so rebuilding the packages with sysconfdir etc to configure would be easy In general the extra effort associated with deprefixing an app to have those paths also loaded at runtime probably is nt worth it for hypothetical NeXT style distros Lots of people talk about changing the NAME but I do nt think it s that bad really certainly replacing the short unix names with long english names does nt seem much like progress to me I m afraid It d be great to allow a single binary to work in disparate setups like this it removes the whole need for the NAME mostly which is good since the NAME is based on NUM year old archaic NAME layout SMILEY NAME is based on the NUM year old NAME if you re going to chuck out legacy stuff you might as well rewrite the NAME it s got enough hairs SMILEY NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way on NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Again it s not so much the sturcture of the app as it is the system you install on CHAR the some distros you might have an app with binaries in usr bin data in usr share app docs in usr NAME app etc In a more modern environment or something NeXTish you d have it totally different Local NAME for bin Local NAME Library for libs etc Installing things into those locations can be abstracted by the autopackage NAME certainly I suspect that a distro which broke with the NAME would nt be too concerned about compatability anyway so rebuilding the packages with sysconfdir etc to configure would be easy NAME It d be nice for rd party apps In general the extra effort associated with deprefixing an app to have those paths also loaded at runtime probably is nt worth it for hypothetical NeXT style distros Lots of people talk about changing the NAME but I do nt think it s that bad really certainly replacing the short unix names with long english names does nt seem much like progress to me I m afraid Well just using English does nt help no There s a lot more to the restructuring than that Both NAME and LinuxSTEP have documents explaining their file heirarchies they re good reads NAME Hurd also has some documents explaining why the old NAME hierarchy is nt so great but they did nt bother to try to solve it any way SMILEY Aside from that providing these features in libprefix should nt be any extra effort There s still the problem that looking up stuff in the proc system is nt going to work very well anyhow since at most all you can find is where the binaries are which tells you very little about the data location Even with the NAME you have several models if you put in usr local or opt it s prefix etc and prefix share etc If you use usr as your prefix you then special case etc and var A lot of usr local stuff special cases var as well Also is the app in usr local app or just usr local The binary might be be in usr local bin but the data in usr local app These are all distro administrator choices that the app should nt be making Then get into NAME s NAME etc plus network mounted storage or stuff installed in HOME you ll never be able to guess anything based on solely where the binary library is located NAME saying it has to be compiled for the distro rather defeats the whole purpose of autopackage and prefixindependent binaries no SMILEY So in solving these issues it makes sense to just ensure it s done in a way that fully genericizes yay madeup words it so you get the ability to do NeXTish stuff or anything else for free NAME would just specify the preferred paths for installed software for autopackage users could invent their own hierarchies as they prefer for stuff put in HOME for example I have a Apps directory while others use just appname others have their own bin and lib and all that Eh think I m just repeating my point over and over now It d be great to allow a single binary to work in disparate setups like this it removes the whole need for the NAME mostly which is good since the NAME is based on NUM year old archaic NAME layout SMILEY NAME is based on the NUM year old NAME if you re going to chuck out legacy stuff you might as well rewrite the NAME it s got enough hairs SMILEY NAME NAME the kernel is a lot different than the original NAME and the NAME userspace is fairly different as well The file system tho has nt changed too much Especially if you look at the historical reasons for most of the folder names There s also issues with how the NAME decided to lump everything together in usr instead of the nice proper way the old NAME used to use but this is the wrong place to argue on that I m sure NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Productions Inc NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way Aside from that providing these features in libprefix should nt be any extra effort The main problem is not adding support to libprefix that is relatively trivial The problem is that patching applications to support libprefix is already a pain in the ass I m concerned that attempting to make all the internal directories relocatable would push the effort needed over what most people are willing to do and they d end up breaking the must be relocatable rule But I m not really sure only NAME has deprefixed an app of any real size mplayer the effort needed may be the same anyway There s still the problem that looking up stuff in the proc system is nt going to work very well anyhow since at most all you can find is where the binaries are which tells you very little about the data location Unless you use a database you have to get your bearings from somewhere I think we both agree that a database is less than optimal so using the binaries libraries seems like the next best thing Even with the NAME you have several models if you put in usr local or opt it s prefix etc and prefix share etc If you use usr as your prefix you then special case etc and var I think this is more due to the fact that the NAME is a steaming pile my understanding of it has always been that global configuration always goes in etc global state always goes in var and then user specific config goes into the home directory I have NUM or NUM apps that insist on using usr local etc if I did nt specify differently but I tend to regard them as broken indeed the only NUM I can see now is mplayer A lot of usr local stuff special cases var as well Also is the app in usr local app or just usr local The binary might be be in usr local bin but the data in usr local app I m pretty sure if the app binary is in usr local bin then the data should be in usr local share appname Then get into NAME s NAME etc which we have no intention of supporting in autopackage CHAR plus network mounted storage or stuff installed in HOME currently installs to opt though I think really it should be usr simply because opt implies appnames as directories below it whereas usr does nt you ll never be able to guess anything based on solely where the binary library is located NAME saying it has to be compiled for the distro rather defeats the whole purpose of autopackage and prefixindependent binaries no SMILEY Well true Given reasonably sane defaults I still think we can extrapolate libdir datadir and so on by applying a few simple rules to the location of the binary Having an NAME which allowed you to override these would nt be hard to implement however So in solving these issues it makes sense to just ensure it s done in a way that fully genericizes yay madeup words it so you get the ability to do NeXTish stuff or anything else for free NAME would just specify the preferred paths for installed software for autopackage users could invent their own hierarchies as they prefer for stuff put in HOME for example I have a Apps directory while others use just appname others have their own bin and lib and all that Eh think I m just repeating my point over and over now Yes I have Apps as well though it s not something I d want to encourage I think in future I ll be moving to usr or opt CHAR visually prefer the opt name but it s a bit misleading to follow what autopackage does by default users certainly should nt be exposed to the innards of an application so putting things in a dotdir seems smart I guess the only solution is to experiment At some point we need to give libprefixdb some loving drop the db from the name so it becomes just libprefix and then rewrite it to support proc probes as well as database files and try and make the easiest NAME possible I m pretty sure me and NAME are going to be rather busy with other higher priority tasks though for the foreseeable future certainly until about NUM NUM or NUM if somebody wants to have a play with this library before then they re welcome thanks mike NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Technology Center NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Aside from that providing these features in libprefix should nt be any extra effort The main problem is not adding support to libprefix that is relatively trivial The problem is that patching applications to support libprefix is already a pain in the ass I m concerned that attempting to make all the internal directories relocatable would push the effort needed over what most people are willing to do and they d end up breaking the must be relocatable rule But I m not really sure only NAME has deprefixed an app of any real size mplayer the effort needed may be the same anyway Well apps need to make changes to support both styles I ll admit some apps will be much harder than others it really depends on how well architectured they were and if they already support the configure arguments if they do that it should nt be too hard If they do nt CHAR lot of apps mistakingly just use prefix sysconfdir and sharedstatedir at most then yes they will need fixing These same apps would need porting to work on alternative directory layouts anyhow tho There s still the problem that looking up stuff in the proc system is nt going to work very well anyhow since at most all you can find is where the binaries are which tells you very little about the data location Unless you use a database you have to get your bearings from somewhere I think we both agree that a database is less than optimal so using the binaries libraries seems like the next best thing Except those do nt tell you anything concrete If there s no database entry then it would be acceptable because you have nothing else to go on The database definitely needs to be an option tho Even with the NAME you have several models if you put in usr local or opt it s prefix etc and prefix share etc If you use usr as your prefix you then special case etc and var I think this is more due to the fact that the NAME is a steaming pile my understanding of it has always been that global configuration always goes in etc global state always goes in var and then user specific config goes into the home directory I have NUM or NUM apps that insist on using usr local etc if I did nt specify differently but I tend to regard them as broken indeed the only NUM I can see now is mplayer NAME But this is why libprefix would nt be able to guess which variation thereof is being used based just on binary location sure you could search a couple different relative paths but then there s no guarantee the file you found is the one that user wants lots of people have the same app installed several times from either ignorance or laziness or need A lot of usr local stuff special cases var as well Also is the app in usr local app or just usr local The binary might be be in usr local bin but the data in usr local app I m pretty sure if the app binary is in usr local bin then the data should be in usr local share appname It could be in usr local appname share this is actually how I do my installs since lumping all the data files for an app together with other apps is a big huge mistake of NAME SMILEY Of course I put the binaries in usr local bin because of the PATH issues I generally use configure prefix usr local appname bindir usr local bin Certain other apps need more special options since systems like GNOME or NAME must have certain files in certain prefixes even if you do nt want the app in that prefix this is a failing of GNOME NAME Then get into NAME s NAME etc which we have no intention of supporting in autopackage CHAR plus network mounted storage or stuff installed in HOME currently installs to opt though I think really it should be usr simply because opt implies appnames as directories below it whereas usr does nt NAME Unless of course you want the appnames But that should be user choice you ll never be able to guess anything based on solely where the binary library is located NAME saying it has to be compiled for the distro rather defeats the whole purpose of autopackage and prefixindependent binaries no SMILEY Well true Given reasonably sane defaults I still think we can extrapolate libdir datadir and so on by applying a few simple rules to the location of the binary Having an NAME which allowed you to override these would nt be hard to implement however NAME That s good If you can guess the right paths from binary location why not If you need tho it should be overridable That works out well NAME could even automatically detect when it needs to put in an override file and when not So in solving these issues it makes sense to just ensure it s done in a way that fully genericizes yay madeup words it so you get the ability to do NeXTish stuff or anything else for free NAME would just specify the preferred paths for installed software for autopackage users could invent their own hierarchies as they prefer for stuff put in HOME for example I have a Apps directory while others use just appname others have their own bin and lib and all that Eh think I m just repeating my point over and over now Yes I have Apps as well though it s not something I d want to encourage I think in future I ll be moving to usr or opt CHAR visually prefer the opt name but it s a bit misleading to follow what autopackage does by default users certainly should nt be exposed to the innards of an application so putting things in a dotdir seems smart I ve seen the debate both ways one of the more compelling I ve seen for having app dirs visible is backups A lot of users want to backup settings from an app to a NAME or NAME disk or something and it needs to be visible for them to do so I m also coming from a desktop perspective so Apps would nt even be visible to a user unless they re advanced enough to open a terminal and do work and I can tell you now maybe NUM of the employees here could do that with any success I guess the only solution is to experiment At some point we need to give libprefixdb some loving drop the db from the name so it becomes just libprefix and then rewrite it to support proc probes as well as database files and try and make the easiest NAME possible I m pretty sure me and NAME are going to be rather busy with other higher priority tasks though for the foreseeable future certainly until about NUM NUM or NUM if somebody wants to have a play with this library before then they re welcome NAME I m a bit NAME to volunteer everytime I do that I end up not having the time I might play around with this with some of my projects tho and if not provide code at least provide some details I have both NAME and NAME systems and soon NAME CHAR if I m lucky so I ll be able to play with disparate environments thanks mike The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way Unless you use a database you have to get your bearings from somewhere I think we both agree that a database is less than optimal so using the binaries libraries seems like the next best thing Except those do nt tell you anything concrete If there s no database entry then it would be acceptable because you have nothing else to go on The database definitely needs to be an option tho I do nt understand why you think that s not concrete Most people never change the defaults that rules holds true even for computer programmers I do nt know many people to change prefix and bindir on an app specific level like you do NAME getting locations from the binary would break on your setup unless you simply symlinked things from the bin dir btw autopackage can already do this automatically but CHAR no longer use that functionality should test it really NAME But this is why libprefix would nt be able to guess which variation thereof is being used based just on binary location sure you could search a couple different relative paths but then there s no guarantee the file you found is the one that user wants lots of people have the same app installed several times from either ignorance or laziness or need I do nt understand If I install an app to prefix CHAR then presumably any other installation will be overwritten If there are NUM versions in prefixes CHAR and CHAR then using binary relative paths wo nt allow them to interfere It could be in usr local appname share this is actually how I do my installs since lumping all the data files for an app together with other apps is a big huge mistake of NAME SMILEY Of course I put the binaries in usr local bin because of the PATH issues Well NAME but that s just wierd SMILEY Anyway you could still do this just by making the prefix usr local foo and then symlinking in bin Certain other apps need more special options since systems like GNOME or NAME must have certain files in certain prefixes even if you do nt want the app in that prefix this is a failing of GNOME NAME NAME these days GNOME at any rate has environment variables for everything but settings those for every single app directory is a total PITA which is NUM thing in favour of using as few prefixes as possible NAME could even automatically detect when it needs to put in an override file and when not I m not sure what algorithm we d use here I ve seen the debate both ways one of the more compelling I ve seen for having app dirs visible is backups A lot of users want to backup settings from an app to a NAME or NAME disk or something and it needs to be visible for them to do so I d counter that CHAR This does nt apply to program files as user data is always stored in HOME CHAR Users screw things up far more often by playing with the contents of application install locations in my experience or often by deleting them because the uninstaller broke or it took less effort or whatever CHAR We need a better system for backups than spamming the users home directory with lots of visible data files This is NUM thing that pisses me off about evolution when I asked dobey about it he said it was so people could more easily make backups Some kind of system backup service Have a list of applications with check boxes and a Backup state button that produces a littlegreen on the nd May backup file really just an archive with system settings data dirs in That would work better than exposing the mechanism behind the software magic to users I good little project for somebody along with some work at WEBSITE very nice I m also coming from a desktop perspective so Apps would nt even be visible to a user unless they re advanced enough to open a terminal and do work and I can tell you now maybe NUM of the employees here could do that with any success I ca nt say I like the idea of magic directories that appear from the terminal but not Nautilus file picker That approach is doomed to bizarre leaks and inconsistancy NAME already has a decent semantic for hidden files in the form of the dot prefix no need to special case NAME for this usr would do just as well NAME I m a bit NAME to volunteer everytime I do that I end up not having the time I might play around with this with some of my projects tho and if not provide code at least provide some details I have both NAME and NAME systems and soon NAME CHAR if I m lucky so I ll be able to play with disparate environments OK NAME is nt a major concern for me although it d be nice for libprefix to support whatever the layout of proc is there and MacOS I does nt concern me in the slightest indeed I probably would nt especially want support in there the code bloat would nt be worth it Any information code snippets you can provide would be useful though The job is pretty trivial but my CHAR skills are nt solid enough yet for me to do it quickly will be improving soon though thanks mike NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Technology Center NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I do nt understand why you think that s not concrete Most people never change the defaults that rules holds true even for computer programmers I do nt know many people to change prefix and bindir on an app specific level like you do NAME getting locations from the binary would break on your setup unless you simply symlinked things from the bin dir btw autopackage can already do this automatically but CHAR no longer use that functionality should test it really I have tons of apps from third parties with similarly odd directory structures I ve used many distros that had weird layouts My own habits came from suggestions from many other people The common case might just use configure but then if everyone was the common case libprefix would nt be needed I do nt understand If I install an app to prefix CHAR then presumably any other installation will be overwritten If there are NUM versions in prefixes CHAR and CHAR then using binary relative paths wo nt allow them to interfere NAME But say I install the same app twice because I m a clueless newbie so I install version NUM in usr local and version NUM in usr local app and the binary for version NUM gets put in usr local bin Then you look for the data files for the bianry usr local bin app you d likely first guess usr local share app you d find files but they d be for teh version NUM app the user then will be confused as to why the wrong settings data whatever is loaded Sure the user might have been an idiot but if we re going to punish people for being inexperienced we have nt gotten much further along usabilitywise It could be in usr local appname share this is actually how I do my installs since lumping all the data files for an app together with other apps is a big huge mistake of NAME SMILEY Of course I put the binaries in usr local bin because of the PATH issues Well NAME but that s just wierd SMILEY Anyway you could still do this just by making the prefix usr local foo and then symlinking in bin This is actually common NAME practice NAME got lazy and started putting all apps in NUM prefix versus their own and now most NAME do this We ca nt just up and change to what we should have kept doing because we do nt have libprefix Which was the point of me starting this discussion that we have such a lib it should be complete and solve the problem completely and not just the small part of the problem we want to look at I still also think autopackage could be tremendously useful to NAME and most of those have proper NAME system hierarchies things get a lot more complicated there My first time CHAR NAME was rather enlightening just seeing where they opted to put the various pieces of something like GNOME Certain other apps need more special options since systems like GNOME or NAME must have certain files in certain prefixes even if you do nt want the app in that prefix this is a failing of GNOME NAME NAME these days GNOME at any rate has environment variables for everything but settings those for every single app directory is a total PITA which is NUM thing in favour of using as few prefixes as possible NAME Unfortunately even major distros do nt do this Several put things in opt gnome but then you have gtk and such in usr and sourceinstalled apps in usr local or opt blah and then you have stuff in HOME etc It s nice to have NUM prefix at most In reality we have way too many SMILEY Those desktop environments need fixing for it tho there needs to be a much easier way of using all those multiple prefixes But that s a different problem NAME could even automatically detect when it needs to put in an override file and when not I m not sure what algorithm we d use here Well if you re installing into a common prefix like usr or usr local no need to override anything If the user specifies binaries in usr bin data in usr apps appname and libraries in usr lib appname yes a contrived example autopacakge could see the default relative paths wo nt work and write out the override file I ve seen the debate both ways one of the more compelling I ve seen for having app dirs visible is backups A lot of users want to backup settings from an app to a NAME or NAME disk or something and it needs to be visible for them to do so I d counter that CHAR This does nt apply to program files as user data is always stored in HOME NAME But average users need to be able to see the data to back it up NAME in Accounting or whatever is nt going to know about usr blah This is going to ask how to backup or transfer something to her laptop or home machine and CHAR want to be able to give her discussions CHAR Users screw things up far more often by playing with the contents of application install locations in my experience or often by deleting them because the uninstaller broke or it took less effort or whatever This I ll agree with CHAR We need a better system for backups than spamming the users home directory with lots of visible data files This is NUM thing that pisses me off about evolution when I asked dobey about it he said it was so people could more easily make backups Some kind of system backup service Have a list of applications with check boxes and a Backup state button that produces a littlegreen on the nd May backup file really just an archive with system settings data dirs in That would work better than exposing the mechanism behind the software magic to users I good little project for somebody along with some work at WEBSITE very nice NAME The problem has several points Arguing about the pros cons of it probably does nt belong here tho CHAR nice backup app would be killer tho I m also coming from a desktop perspective so Apps would nt even be visible to a user unless they re advanced enough to open a terminal and do work and I can tell you now maybe NUM of the employees here could do that with any success I ca nt say I like the idea of magic directories that appear from the terminal but not Nautilus file picker That approach is doomed to bizarre leaks and inconsistancy NAME already has a decent semantic for hidden files in the form of the dot prefix no need to special case NAME for this usr would do just as well Well see user s would nt ever look in they d only see their desktop folder Desktop or whatever their documents folder etc Then heck it would nt matter if we had an archaic unix fhs If the desktop environments all moved so Desktop HOME then yes this would be a problem and a dot directory would likely be better NAME I m a bit NAME to volunteer everytime I do that I end up not having the time I might play around with this with some of my projects tho and if not provide code at least provide some details I have both NAME and NAME systems and soon NAME CHAR if I m lucky so I ll be able to play with disparate environments OK NAME is nt a major concern for me although it d be nice for libprefix to support whatever the layout of proc is there and MacOS I does nt concern me in the slightest indeed I probably would nt especially want support in there the code bloat would nt be worth it Any information code snippets you can provide would be useful though The job is pretty trivial but my CHAR skills are nt solid enough yet for me to do it quickly will be improving soon though Well the code should be very easily portable The proc stuff no but then I ve already stated how I see that as a if it s possible use it but do nt ever dare depend on it situation I m also a huge portability freak so I ca nt help but think of multiplatform functionality I hate vendor lockin SMILEY thanks mike The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way I have tons of apps from third parties with similarly odd directory structures I ve used many distros that had weird layouts My own habits came from suggestions from many other people The common case might just use configure but then if everyone was the common case libprefix would nt be needed NAME but we ca nt accomodate every case and there s no obligation to use libprefix anyway apps are free to roll their own way to look things up and indeed most games I ve played on linux do this already NAME But say I install the same app twice because I m a clueless newbie so I install version NUM in usr local and version NUM in usr local app and the binary for version NUM gets put in usr local bin It would nt though it d be in usr local app bin perhaps with a symlink in usr local bin The only time this situation could occur is if the user manually tweaked configure arguments which clueless newbies do nt do Well NAME but that s just wierd SMILEY Anyway you could still do this just by making the prefix usr local foo and then symlinking in bin This is actually common NAME practice NAME got lazy and started putting all apps in NUM prefix versus their own and now most NAME do this We ca nt just up and change to what we should have kept doing because we do nt have libprefix Which was the point of me starting this discussion that we have such a lib it should be complete and solve the problem completely and not just the small part of the problem we want to look at So the issue here seems to be that you think the complete problem is needing some generic path location service for any part of a program so the apps directory layout can be rearranged at will at runtime whereas all I am interested in is being able to install an app to different prefixes Does that sound right I still also think autopackage could be tremendously useful to NAME and most of those have proper NAME system hierarchies things get a lot more complicated there My first time CHAR NAME was rather enlightening just seeing where they opted to put the various pieces of something like GNOME Perhaps but supporting other forms of NAME brings in all kinds of stuff I do nt really want to think about right now it s hard enough supporting different forms of NAME as it is NAME Unfortunately even major distros do nt do this Several put things in opt gnome but then you have gtk and such in usr and sourceinstalled apps in usr local or opt blah and then you have stuff in HOME etc It s nice to have NUM prefix at most In reality we have way too many SMILEY The only one I know of which does this is NAME Those desktop environments need fixing for it tho there needs to be a much easier way of using all those multiple prefixes But that s a different problem I think it d be nicer if wildcard expansion worked in paths so export ORBITDIR opt share orbit or whatever On the other hand there s a reason datadir is called share by default having things in the same prefix by default makes relying on other packages much easier otherwise you start having to call libprefix for your dependancies as well no guarantees that works and things go boom Well if you re installing into a common prefix like usr or usr local no need to override anything If the user specifies binaries in usr bin data in usr apps appname and libraries in usr lib appname yes a contrived example autopacakge could see the default relative paths wo nt work and write out the override file This is easy enough that I expect it ll get implemented Just a matter of code I m still sceptical about how useful that is but supporting it is so easy there s little reason not to NAME But average users need to be able to see the data to back it up NAME in Accounting or whatever is nt going to know about usr blah This is going to ask how to backup or transfer something to her laptop or home machine and CHAR want to be able to give her discussions But NAME would nt want to backup anything in usr because that is like usr it s only for readonly application binaries libs data not anything users would ever change Users only care about backing things up in HOME NAME The problem has several points Arguing about the pros cons of it probably does nt belong here tho CHAR nice backup app would be killer tho Yeah Next time I have a chance to recruit somebody I ll mention it SMILEY Well the code should be very easily portable The proc stuff no but then I ve already stated how I see that as a if it s possible use it but do nt ever dare depend on it situation shrug most other platforms have their own packaging system anyway bsd ports fink solaris pkgs and so on and need the binaries recompiling What s more no other form of NAME other than NAME is really going to be used by our target audience of ultranbs I expect your average NAME user would rather use the Sun provided tools than have autopackage go poking around in their system So although I guess I could be convinced on this one portability to other forms of NAME is pretty much at the bottom of my priorities list I m also a huge portability freak so I ca nt help but think of multiplatform functionality I hate vendor lockin SMILEY So do I but I do nt consider NAME to be a vendor or any other free platform for that matter NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Technology Center NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I have tons of apps from third parties with similarly odd directory structures I ve used many distros that had weird layouts My own habits came from suggestions from many other people The common case might just use configure but then if everyone was the common case libprefix would nt be needed NAME but we ca nt accomodate every case and there s no obligation to use libprefix anyway apps are free to roll their own way to look things up and indeed most games I ve played on linux do this already NAME But it shouldbn CHAR be any extra work should it Also as a note I started hacking on my own little example libprefix just to play around with the proc ideas and generic directory lookups See how well I can get it to work and if it s practical in my design NAME But say I install the same app twice because I m a clueless newbie so I install version NUM in usr local and version NUM in usr local app and the binary for version NUM gets put in usr local bin It would nt though it d be in usr local app bin perhaps with a symlink in usr local bin The only time this situation could occur is if the user manually tweaked configure arguments which clueless newbies do nt do This is true perhaps I ve always used bindir but that s probably a bad habit of mine This is actually common NAME practice NAME got lazy and started putting all apps in NUM prefix versus their own and now most NAME do this We ca nt just up and change to what we should have kept doing because we do nt have libprefix Which was the point of me starting this discussion that we have such a lib it should be complete and solve the problem completely and not just the small part of the problem we want to look at So the issue here seems to be that you think the complete problem is needing some generic path location service for any part of a program so the apps directory layout can be rearranged at will at runtime whereas all I am interested in is being able to install an app to different prefixes Does that sound right NAME or less yes They can both exist quite easily I d imagine I m working on my little quick example library to show I still also think autopackage could be tremendously useful to NAME and most of those have proper NAME system hierarchies things get a lot more complicated there My first time CHAR NAME was rather enlightening just seeing where they opted to put the various pieces of something like GNOME Perhaps but supporting other forms of NAME brings in all kinds of stuff I do nt really want to think about right now it s hard enough supporting different forms of NAME as it is NAME yes This is then I suppose a personal goal for me and not you guys NAME Unfortunately even major distros do nt do this Several put things in opt gnome but then you have gtk and such in usr and sourceinstalled apps in usr local or opt blah and then you have stuff in HOME etc It s nice to have NUM prefix at most In reality we have way too many SMILEY The only one I know of which does this is NAME Several of the popular desktop distros do this I believe as well from wht I ve read never used one of them myself I ve always working a couple hobby distros with a similar layout Gentoo might also do this not sure Not sure on NAME I think it used by stopped been years since I used that NUM tho Those desktop environments need fixing for it tho there needs to be a much easier way of using all those multiple prefixes But that s a different problem I think it d be nicer if wildcard expansion worked in paths so export ORBITDIR opt share orbit or whatever On the other hand there s a reason datadir is called share by default having things in the same prefix by default makes relying on other packages much easier otherwise you start having to call libprefix for your dependancies as well no guarantees that works and things go boom NAME Shared data dir is important GNOME generic things in usr share gnome for example how it should be anyways NAME specific info should be in its own usr share app or whatever You end up having to have a directory structure in there somewhere or soon as you have more than a small handful of apps you re going to be running into conflicts Well if you re installing into a common prefix like usr or usr local no need to override anything If the user specifies binaries in usr bin data in usr apps appname and libraries in usr lib appname yes a contrived example autopacakge could see the default relative paths wo nt work and write out the override file This is easy enough that I expect it ll get implemented Just a matter of code I m still sceptical about how useful that is but supporting it is so easy there s little reason not to NAME The little lib I m throwing together will support and directory name you want you just ask it for datadir to get that or bindir or if your app has some special need the app authors and system admins know better than we do after all that could be there too for example maildir or somesuch Then there s looking up executable names in proc and utilizing a default relative path altho special casing stuff in usr is necessary sigh I have nt looked into how a library could autoguess it s location I m guessing the library will have to know it s soname look that up in the executable s maps and pull the information from there if possible Or it might all not be possible SMILEY NAME But average users need to be able to see the data to back it up NAME in Accounting or whatever is nt going to know about usr blah This is going to ask how to backup or transfer something to her laptop or home machine and CHAR want to be able to give her discussions But NAME would nt want to backup anything in usr because that is like usr it s only for readonly application binaries libs data not anything users would ever change Users only care about backing things up in HOME You know good point Silly me NAME The problem has several points Arguing about the pros cons of it probably does nt belong here tho CHAR nice backup app would be killer tho Yeah Next time I have a chance to recruit somebody I ll mention it SMILEY Well the code should be very easily portable The proc stuff no but then I ve already stated how I see that as a if it s possible use it but do nt ever dare depend on it situation shrug most other platforms have their own packaging system anyway bsd ports fink solaris pkgs and so on and need the binaries recompiling NAME There s leway tho NAME can run NAME apps Commercial software developers would still love a good deployment tool And so on What s more no other form of NAME other than NAME is really going to be used by our target audience of ultranbs I expect your average NAME user would rather use the Sun provided tools than have autopackage go poking around in their system So although I guess I could be convinced on this one portability to other forms of NAME is pretty much at the bottom of my priorities list Understood I m also a huge portability freak so I ca nt help but think of multiplatform functionality I hate vendor lockin SMILEY So do I but I do nt consider NAME to be a vendor or any other free platform for that matter Well if autopackage is nt flexible enough or libprefix I should say I fully have faith autopackage itself will be an app will only be usable on NUM vendor of NAME Just assuming everything works like RedHat or it s knockoffs is a problem with NAME s and one that s honestly not easily fixable The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way Also as a note I started hacking on my own little example libprefix just to play around with the proc ideas and generic directory lookups See how well I can get it to work and if it s practical in my design Niceness Let us know how it goes Then there s looking up executable names in proc and utilizing a default relative path altho special casing stuff in usr is necessary sigh I have nt looked into how a library could autoguess it s location I m guessing the library will have to know it s soname look that up in the executable s maps and pull the information from there if possible Or it might all not be possible SMILEY You can get the address of a function then figure out the object by looking at the addresses in the map list We experimented with poking linker structures to no avail At some point when I learn the art of glibc hacking if NAME has nt already done it I ll add dlinfo which lets us get the origin as defined by NAME which should be good enough Well if autopackage is nt flexible enough or libprefix I should say I fully have faith autopackage itself will be an app will only be usable on NUM vendor of NAME Just assuming everything works like RedHat or it s knockoffs is a problem with NAME s and one that s honestly not easily fixable That ll change with time And packaging is a large part of the reason most commercial vendors only support NUM or NUM distros I think NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote You can get the address of a function then figure out the object by looking at the addresses in the map list We experimented with poking linker structures to no avail At some point when I learn the art of glibc hacking if NAME has nt already done it I ll add dlinfo which lets us get the origin as defined by NAME which should be good enough I m able to get this to work it looks like the library procedure address are always mapped into the executable s address range how would I go about getting the address of a function in the library s address range versus the exectuable s For reference I have a shared object libtestso and it s calling libprefix using a symbol defined in that library and the range is in the executable s range Same thing happens if I use a symbol from glibc or whatnot SMILEY The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage scanning elf On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote You can get the address of a function then figure out the object by looking at the addresses in the map list We experimented with poking linker structures to no avail At some point when I learn the art of glibc hacking if NAME has nt already done it I ll add dlinfo which lets us get the origin as defined by NAME which should be good enough I m able to get this to work it looks like the library procedure address are always mapped into the executable s address range how would I go about getting the address of a function in the library s address range versus the exectuable s For reference I have a shared object libtestso and it s calling libprefix using a symbol defined in that library and the range is in the executable s range Same thing happens if I use a symbol from glibc or whatnot SMILEY OK sorry for replying to myself I have this half figured out now what looks like needs be done is the NAME header of the executable in memory must be scanned to find the symbol table and mappings and all that other fun stuff So I m thinking I need to spend some time learning NAME and object internals before I can get much further on this part of it all SMILEY Any pointers and where I could read up on the specific issues involved The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage scanning elf I have this half figured out now what looks like needs be done is the NAME header of the executable in memory must be scanned to find the symbol table and mappings and all that other fun stuff What s happening is that the address is a reference to the objects global offset table The NAME is nt guaranteed to point to the address in global space of course it could also point to the procedure linkage table NAME which implements lazy linkage We could get the address by ensuring the function is called or getting the NAME entry invoked some other way and then dissembling the NAME entry but that s messy and nonportable So I m thinking I need to spend some time learning NAME and object internals before I can get much further on this part of it all SMILEY Any pointers and where I could read up on the specific issues involved WEBSITE WEBSITE This is all NAME anyway we only care about our own address not that of other libraries Once we ve located that we can find our absolute path in the maps list and the other libraries can sort themselves out You can do this to get the base address of the current context object include dlfcnh NAME dli dladdr main dli dlidlifbase the base address of the object which corresponds to the values in the first column of proc self maps SMILEY NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage scanning elf On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote I have this half figured out now what looks like needs be done is the NAME header of the executable in memory must be scanned to find the symbol table and mappings and all that other fun stuff What s happening is that the address is a reference to the objects global offset table The NAME is nt guaranteed to point to the address in global space of course it could also point to the procedure linkage table NAME which implements lazy linkage We could get the address by ensuring the function is called or getting the NAME entry invoked some other way and then dissembling the NAME entry but that s messy and nonportable NAME yes definitely a lot for me to learn there I only half understood that which is sad given my number of years experience SMILEY So I m thinking I need to spend some time learning NAME and object internals before I can get much further on this part of it all SMILEY Any pointers and where I could read up on the specific issues involved WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME This is all NAME anyway we only care about our own address not that of other libraries Once we ve located that we can find our absolute path in the maps list and the other libraries can sort themselves out You can do this to get the base address of the current context object Well I m making it so the libraries can sort themselves out think of a GNOME app installed in usr local app but using a GNOME library installed in opt gnome it ca nt use the executable s prefix which I have working now because that would be the wrong one for the library data include dlfcnh NAME dli dladdr main dli dlidlifbase the base address of the object which corresponds to the values in the first column of proc self maps SMILEY NAME doh undocumented functions in dlfcnh Thanks for the pointers I ll see what I can get figured out might not be able to work on this all again until next Monday when I m back at work Other responsibilities now yay for working on too many projects at once SMILEY NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Productions Inc NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage libprefix all the way On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Also as a note I started hacking on my own little example libprefix just to play around with the proc ideas and generic directory lookups See how well I can get it to work and if it s practical in my design Niceness Let us know how it goes NAME It s actually working now save the below issue now I m just debating a few things with myself for example since the lib does almost the exact same thing as pkgconfig except for runtime instead of compiletime should I have the files be compatible No point in having NUM files that both say the exact same thing of course pkgconfig uses shell escapes and such which I do nt want to have to add support for in a small lib like this I have the look up executable s path working tho It still seems way too flaky to me but NAME well I have to tweak the path guessing a bit tho so it knows if a binary is in prefix usr that the conf dir will etc and not usr etc and same for var I hate special exceptions to rules SMILEY It also does nt use the autopackage package NAME s yet just a basic pkgname and pkgver that could probably be cleaned up Speaking of which do you think it s necessary to have a search path that looks for both pkgnamepkgver and just pkgname Ie if pkgnamefoobar and NAME to look for both a prefix path files foobar and if that does nt exist then look for prefix path files foobar It sounds nice and flexible but I ca nt think of any real world uses for it I have the code for it already so I m curious if I should just keep it or toss it Do you guys want me to just post the tarball here or what I ll be happy maintaining such the lib if wanted Once it s initially ready it should nt need so much hacking that I do nt have time Then there s looking up executable names in proc and utilizing a default relative path altho special casing stuff in usr is necessary sigh I have nt looked into how a library could autoguess it s location I m guessing the library will have to know it s soname look that up in the executable s maps and pull the information from there if possible Or it might all not be possible SMILEY You can get the address of a function then figure out the object by looking at the addresses in the map list We experimented with poking NAME that s a lot better then I ll have to look into the map list format and see if I can get that working linker structures to no avail At some point when I learn the art of glibc hacking if NAME has nt already done it I ll add dlinfo which lets us get the origin as defined by NAME which should be good enough That would make things considerably easier Well if autopackage is nt flexible enough or libprefix I should say I fully have faith autopackage itself will be an app will only be usable on NUM vendor of NAME Just assuming everything works like RedHat or it s knockoffs is a problem with NAME s and one that s honestly not easily fixable That ll change with time And packaging is a large part of the reason most commercial vendors only support NUM or NUM distros I think NAME CHAR flexible libprefix CHAR an awesome packager like autopackage sanctioned by the NAME and major distros would work wonders cough and I m sure NAME vendors would appreciate it too SMILEY cough NAME mailing list EMAIL The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Led NAME Battle of NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage Looking forward OK so for those who are nt aware version NUM was released last night There s more info about it on the website and release announcement Suffice it to say that we got a lot done but it took too long So anyway what next Well I m going to be taking a break for a few days perhaps doing some work on the packaging spec which I ve been neglecting lately I ve put the next batch of work on the NAME list so those who are curious can take a look it s intentionally quite short with the only major piece of work being implementing the split versioning schemes as discussed a few weeks ago on NAME CHAR brief description for those who were nt there split versioning is where we separate the concept of package version from interface version completely Rather than have the skeleton files try and report the version of the package in use it reports a libtool style version code like NUM NUM and so on and this is what the packages use to ensure dependancy integrity It s also used to resolve dependancies Currently versioning is still a bit scrappy A few other things we might want to do include some NAME cleanups especially in extraction and improve the documentation After the split versioning I suspect the way you make packages will be fairly stable for some time as most of the new code will be behind the scenes as it were things like GUIs and network resolvers should nt impact the NAME much Getting to the NAME work seems to be taking ages but I believe it s important to get a strong foundation before working on what are essentially optional features CHAR quick reminder of the roadmap NUM NUM split versioning api cleanups bugfixes better docs NUM NUM first NAME work improved user interaction NAME NUM NUM automatic download code for autopackage itself not packages after this point CHAR suspect we ll have a long list of issues we want to sort out for NUM the rest you can see on the schedule thanks mike NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage NAME NAME NAME NAME Updated patches to current NAME NAME updated within patch NAME autopackage NAME NAME NAME All A few changes reintegrates the NAME and installinfo functions bugfix popd error probably from within the previous NAME functions reformatted installMan function added installBin text to apkgdefs and made the variables similar to other NAME variables NAME changelog is included within the patch NAME autopackage NAME backup support for copyFiles more autopackage Re libprefix all the way Let me put my redundant cents back in here The approach I ve been thumping is that you want a rigid structure locally but not globally That is package management is mostly concerned about managing discrete units called packages which at least theoretically should be selfcontained and location independent The problem is integrating that discrete unit into the operating system The traditional unix approach does not even really support this discrete unit with its files located in varying different places But there are many strategies to cope with this Take Stow for example it enforces discrete units in a seperate flat directory but then symlinks the individual components into the larger system NAME you could define on a systembysystem basis the names of the abstract tokens such as binary dir conf dir lib dir etc I m not so sure this is really useful though as you are still left with having to integrate those directories into the NAME at large It would probably be a better idea for package authors to keep to a strict local naming structure app NAME NAME NAME and let the package management system figure out how to take those abstract dirs and map them into the system At a certain point you want to choose standardization over flexibility CHAR for one would not really be happy if every package author renamed all their standard directories something else that completely misses the point of coming up with a package management standard to begin with NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage set CHAR in scripts and NAME docs Firstly we have NAME documentation now up on the website NAME I ve added NAME system should allow function hyperlinks to the red list by which I mean being able to write blah blah blah see funcName for details a bit like NAME How hard would this be to implement I also have a question to anybody who may read it OK so if a command fails in a package script either prep or install we have to cope with this somehow At the moment we plough on regardless which is nt too smart for instance it means that if we fail a require check we try and install anyway NAME The way NAME deals with this is to run scripts with set CHAR enabled which makes the script terminate at the first line that fails You can protect code like this something true I m wondering if autopackage should do this In fact I did it just now but I m not NUM sold that it s a good idea For starters it affects the rest of the code invoked from the script Because our functions call things that might fail and test later with that means we need to protect them by doing something like this function foo NAME set CHAR code NAME and in fact I ve written and documented these functions But do we really want to protect every NAME call that a script might make in this way thoughts thanks mike NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage set CHAR in scripts and NAME docs NAME NAME wrote Firstly we have NAME documentation now up on the website NAME I ve added NAME system should allow function hyperlinks to the red list by which I mean being able to write blah blah blah see funcName for details Yes I ve thought of that Just never bothered implementing it yet a bit like NAME How hard would this be to implement Not hard Takes maybe a half day or a few hours NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage set CHAR in scripts and NAME docs a bit like NAME How hard would this be to implement Not hard Takes maybe a half day or a few hours I think we should do this for NUM then otherwise we ll have to go through and add the hyperlinks afterwards While most NAME are not yet documented it d make sense to do such additions earlier NAME mailing list EMAIL autopackage failure to install mplayer When I try to run the mplayer application after a successful installation I get the following error missing library NAME I install the the SDLpackage also successfully However when I type in a terminal window mplayer that is the error that comes up I though autopackage is suppose to install without any dependency problemsSMILEY Note I am running knoppix NUM Do you NAME The NAME NAME Search Faster Easier Bingo WEBSITE NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage failure to install mplayer Hey NAME Firstly thanks for testing the packages We need more people to do this When I try to run the mplayer application after a successful installation I get the following error missing library NAME OK so mplayer needs this in order to be able to do the text mode progress status updates and so on most distros have this NAME may not I install the the SDLpackage also successfully OK this is good to know However when I type in a terminal window mplayer that is the error that comes up I though autopackage is suppose to install without any dependency problemsSMILEY Note I am running knoppix NUM NAME The basic problem here is autopackage cannot magically solve dependency problems If an autopackage needs another package then we can do our best to find and install this package first but that s all it is our best attempt We reckon that when we re done that wo nt necessarily be by version NUM btw we will be a lot better at this than other systems are but that does nt mean we will always succeed NUM At the moment we can only do this for software that is also packaged as an autopackage So if you ran the mplayer installer and it detected that NAME was missing it should have automatically gone and installed NAME for you as well Did it or did you have to do that manually Unfortunately because this mplayer package is a preview release only we did nt spend much time on producing it So we missed the dependency on termcap or rather NAME who packaged it decided not to produce the necessary code to autodetect it because NUM of the time it will be there already In theory if we had packaged libtermcap as well you could have NUM package files in the same directory mplayerpackage SDLwhateverpackage libtermcappackage and then you run the mplayer package and it d install termcap for you automatically But once you start doing that you hit a problem as you can see mplayer needs quite a few things NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED libgtkso NEEDED libgdkso NEEDED libgmoduleso NEEDED libglibso NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED libXso NEEDED NAME NEEDED libSDLso NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED ldlinuxso The marks the NUM we check for As you can see we skipped quite a few In future we ll check for them too but as this was a technology preview release ie autopackage is nt done yet we do nt check for all those things because they are normally always present Even when we check for everything some stuff we simply cannot install libcso is provided by your distro and is always present The idea is that in future when we detect that something is missing we try and ask the distro itself to install it In your case something like this will do the trick aptget install termcap assuming termcap is the name debian use So our job then becomes figuring that this is the command we need to run That code simply is nt written yet and wo nt be for some time read probably about NUM months In this case the problem is that you re running NAME as a distro which is wierd In future yes we ll be able to deal with this the design is meant to make this possible But it s not all written yet Feel free to help out SMILEY thanks mike NAME mailing list EMAIL Re autopackage failure to install mplayer Thanks for your quick and thorough reply I will try typing aptget install term cap when I boot back into knoppix I installed NAME first by typing SDLXXXXpackage This was after making it and executable in NAME by right clicking on the file and adjusting the permissions NAME NAME is an awesome Debian distro I do nt run it from the cd rather I have in installed on the hard drive NAME was the only version of debian I was ever able to get to work I tried many other distros but I found knoppix to be the best for me with its aptget Although I would really like to try lindows but I do nt want to spend NUM I wish you luck with autopackage because it will something really awesome if it does work I can never just download a program and install it in linux as I could do with windows So hopefully this will be a reality for linux This is the only attempt that I know of to do this NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hey NAME Firstly thanks for testing the packages We need more people to do this When I try to run the mplayer application after a successful installation I get the following error missing library NAME OK so mplayer needs this in order to be able to do the text mode progress status updates and so on most distros have this NAME may not I install the the SDLpackage also successfully OK this is good to know However when I type in a terminal window mplayer that is the error that comes up I though autopackage is suppose to install without any dependency problemsSMILEY Note I am running knoppix NUM NAME The basic problem here is autopackage cannot magically solve dependency problems If an autopackage needs another package then we can do our best to find and install this package first but that s all it is our best attempt We reckon that when we re done that wo nt necessarily be by version NUM btw we will be a lot better at this than other systems are but that does nt mean we will always succeed NUM At the moment we can only do this for software that is also packaged as an autopackage So if you ran the mplayer installer and it detected that NAME was missing it should have automatically gone and installed NAME for you as well Did it or did you have to do that manually Unfortunately because this mplayer package is a preview release only we did nt spend much time on producing it So we missed the dependency on termcap or rather NAME who packaged it decided not to produce the necessary code to autodetect it because NUM of the time it will be there already In theory if we had packaged libtermcap as well you could have NUM package files in the same directory mplayerpackage SDLwhateverpackage libtermcappackage and then you run the mplayer package and it d install termcap for you automatically But once you start doing that you hit a problem as you can see mplayer needs quite a few things NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED libgtkso NEEDED libgdkso NEEDED libgmoduleso NEEDED libglibso NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED libXso NEEDED NAME NEEDED libSDLso NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED NAME NEEDED ldlinuxso The marks the NUM we check for As you can see we skipped quite a few In future we ll check for them too but as this was a technology preview release ie autopackage is nt done yet we do nt check for all those things because they are normally always present Even when we check for everything some stuff we simply cannot install libcso is provided by your distro and is 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NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ll remind everyone that they should have understood NAME checked out the current src and NAME modules and have your own stuff added to the repository by now Sunday is too late to be fiddling with this stuff For those who still have nt managed to get their head around NAME please readup about the NAME online and try out NAME WEBSITE still having trouble I would suggest clarifying it out tomorrow afternoon NAME please would you confirm if a repository has been setup on the NAME as well NAME will only work with a single main repository as far as I know At the moment it is on srcf but we could move it to NAME when it settles down I used srcf since it supports NAME login and is nt as buggy as NAME NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME Distribution now passes tests Questions about NAME I ve just checked in a working version of the distribution system NAME It passes the tests I wrote and there is thus no more to do on it until we can break it What is the status of limamfquadraticsieve The version NAME showed me yesterday was working but the current version does nt compile I am down to sort out the Gaussian elimination side of things but I ca nt find the code that is doing it We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL Re NAME Distribution now passes tests Questions about NAME Hi everyone I ve just had a look at NAME It appears that everything is still working except for a public static void main method that is being used for testing The version in the repository at the time of writing this email does not compile but these lines are not required for the class definition anyway so we should nt worry about that NAME keep looking at Gaussian Elimination why not get in contact with NAME to work out where this process is happening This leaves the problem of finishing the distribution of quadratic sieve Unfortunately I wo nt be available on Monday afternoon due to unavoidable committments I am available however on Monday evening and will be in the Intel laboratory then NAME I gather you are really busy at the moment NAME if you or anyone else is available to look at the quadratic sieve distribution the problem is nearly complete please have a chat with NAME See you tomorrow All the best NAME I ve just checked in a working version of the distribution system NAME It passes the tests I wrote and there is thus no more to do on it until we can break it What is the status of limamfquadraticsieve The version NAME showed me yesterday was working but the current version does nt compile I am down to sort out the Gaussian elimination side of things but I ca nt find the code that is doing it We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL Re NAME Distribution now passes tests Questions about NAME We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline I ca nt stay straight after lectures but I can be about from about pm if that s convenient for everyone NAME has a supervision between NAME and NAME so that d be NAME that we d both be free to be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ve just checked in a working version of the distribution system NAME It passes the tests I wrote and there is thus no more to do on it until we can break it What is the status of limamfquadraticsieve The version NAME showed me yesterday was working but the current version does nt compile I am down to sort out the Gaussian elimination side of things but I ca nt find the code that is doing it We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL Re NAME Distribution now passes tests Questions about NAME I d be happy to spend as much time as is required int he lab tomorrow to sort things out NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline I ca nt stay straight after lectures but I can be about from about NUM pm if that s convenient for everyone NAME has a supervision between NAME and NAME so that d be NAME that we d both be free to be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ve just checked in a working version of the distribution system NAME It passes the tests I wrote and there is thus no more to do on it until we can break it What is the status of limamfquadraticsieve The version NAME showed me yesterday was working but the current version does nt compile I am down to sort out the Gaussian elimination side of things but I ca nt find the code that is doing it We should meet in the Intel lab after Monday s lectures and and get everything ready for Tuesday s handin deadline NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE NAME First review meeting for NAME project group NAME Dear Dr NAME We are your supervision group NAME and if possible please can we arrange our first meeting with you on Friday the st January at NAME Thank you and we look forward to discussing our ideas with you NAME on behalf of all NAME memebers Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME Fwd NAME folder stucture and repository Hello everyone Hope you are having a nice relaxing evening NAME has been very efficient and created the our NAME repository on NAME this evening which you may have had a chance to look at I would like to draw your attention to our current directory structure copied below societies NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME special folder WEBSITE NAME special file NAME an empty folder NAME the old NAME repository prjlima the new repository The new repository src the old src repository WEBSITE cgibin NAME societies NAME a symbolic link publichtml viewcvs www publichtml a symbolic link I would like to discuss the NAME folder The names of folders under societies NAME NAME are slightly misleading and might cause someone to mistakenly identify the wrong directory as our repository NAME has pointed out that the NAME and src folders are remnants of the previous repository and should not be deleted You ll remember that we agreed yesterday to create a repository called NAME in which we would create the submodules src NAME and others that we might need in the future but be careful since this is currently not the case I would like to take this initiative in making the societies NAME folder less ambiguous before we get going tomorrow I expect to perform this operation from NUM NUM NUM NUM Please could people check in their latest work before this operation starts The final structure will have a single repository called NAME NO FILES WILL BE DELETED however some files may be moved to a new folder called societies NAME archive in such a way that they are easily identifiable To prevent the persistent of old NAME modules I propose to rename the repository folder NAME to repository so that future commits do not write the old file structure into the new one I do not wish to cause anyone inconvenience but if anyone feels unduly inconvenienced by this operation please get in contact straight away My number is NUM NUM and my phone shall be left on all evening up until NUM NUM am I also have one small request please could we create symbolic links in our own personal filespaces rather than in the shared NAME filespace since things can get very confusing very quickly if everyone did this For example there is a folder entitled publichtml and also a symbolic link to this folder called www This is probably not necessary It is very easy to create the symbolic links you need from your own filespace if you want If anyone is unsure how to do this I ll be glad to help In the meantime thankyou for your patience and hope you have a nice evening All the best NAME We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars NAME NAME Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME have a look pls WEBSITE Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME HOMEWORK FOR SUNDAY hello pple Managed to work 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start thinking of our strategy for the next NUM weeks NUM Here is a list of important dates Print em and put em up on your notice boards pm NAME Wednesday th NAME NAME First review meeting Tuesday NUM NUM Lecture on presentation skills NAME NAME Wednesday th NAME NAME Second review meeting NAME NAME Wednesday th NAME NAME NAME review meeting Wednesday NUM NUM Group presentations NUM We have a few primary things to settle before starting HARDCODING Please NOTE These might not apply to all of you i I hope all of you have NAME accounts with NAME access rights by now If not Please send an email to EMAIL NOW requesting him to make one for you this is IMPORTANT ii You should have figured out how to use NAME by now If this is not the case please approach NAME he will help you out on that one iii All documets written down from now on shall be in NAME Once again if you are not familiar with writing our NAME yet please contact me AS A RULE we do not want NAME NAME NAME or htmls floating around NAME s script will generate these for us iv From now on we must maximise on our shadowing and Binary Group policy You should use your initiative to meetup in your little groups and settle pertinant issuesHowever you are requested to REPORT to me proceedings of any such meetings which I shall make available to the rest of the group to keep them updated with the latest NUM Now moving on to more specific issues i NAME NAME formalise NAME by NUM NUM pm tomorrow NAME and NAME please help NAME if he s busy ii NAME please could I request you to give the rest of the group a talk on how the NUM algorithms work on thursday in our group meeting Stress shall be on the Quadratic Sieve algorithm This shall be on the agenda for the day iii NAME please could you book us a room for the meting on Friday iv I was wondering if we could change the access rights on our NAME space st no one can see our work NAME please could you look into this one NUM I shall keep it till there for now See you all tomorrow Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Let s get this Done Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL Re NAME isprobableprime primality checking algorithm NAME sent it NAME some pple wanted to know what algorithm is behind the NAME method cheers NAME NAME NAME VicePresident NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME College NAME University NAME NUM Web WEBSITE On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Should there have been some code attached to this Otherwise it s a reasonable enough spec but is somewhat out of the blue NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote NAME public static boolean NAME NAME CHAR Perform a probabilistic primality test to determine if CHAR is prime This method returns true if CHAR is probable prime and false if it is definitely composite The probability of returning true if CHAR is composite is fixed at NUM for this implementation This bound is a reasonable choice for most cryptographic operations This method can be used as dropin replacement for the BigIntegerisProbablePrime method offering much better performance This is achieved by first filtering out number divisable by small primes and then using the NAME test with tighter bounds This method only works for positive numbers NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME isprobableprime primality checking algorithm NAME public static boolean NAME NAME CHAR Perform a probabilistic primality test to determine if CHAR is prime This method returns true if CHAR is probable prime and false if it is definitely composite The probability of returning true if CHAR is composite is fixed at NUM for this implementation This bound is a reasonable choice for most cryptographic operations This method can be used as dropin replacement for the BigIntegerisProbablePrime method offering much better performance This is achieved by first filtering out number divisable by small primes and then using the NAME test with tighter bounds This method only works for positive numbers NAME NAME NAME College VicePresident and IT Director NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME for someone Could one of our toolsmiths with spare time write a script that will create html documentation for the whole project as a batch job please It should run NAME split on all the NAME documents create javadocs from the src tree and provide an index page to the whole lot If NUM has time then I ll do it but I m attacking the module specs at the moment NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME meeting I ve got a band practice today at pm at NAME Ca nt make the meeting at NUM but if you could send me your mobile number I ll call CHAR after and see if you re still there NAME hav nt a clue how write a script that will create html documentation for the whole project as a batch job Someone let me know where I can help out with the specs Are we going to meet tomorrow Sunday NAME Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME on sunday NUM NUM pm This is quite funny not suggesting we should do this but WEBSITE Also attached a general introduction and managment strategy amendment on NAME s descripition NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM T NUM NAME T NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM none NUM NUM NUM NUM Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer NAME NAME NAME NAME of large integers Introduction FThe problem of distinguishing prime numbers from composite numbers and of resolving the latter into their prime factors is known to be one of the most important and useful in arithmetic It has engaged the industry and wisdom of ancient and modern geometers to such an extent that the dignity of the science itself seems to require that every possible means be explored for the solution of a problem so elegant and so NAME NAME NAME Gauss CHAR brief history of prime Prime numbers and their properties have long been the source of fascination since early times The concept of prime probably existed around the Babylonian time In NAME NAME NUM BC several important results about primes had been proved For example there are infinitely many prime numbers and the Fundamental Theorem of NAME every integer can be written as a product of primes in a unique way The Greek cryptographer NAME NUM BC also studied primes in depth and eventually devised an algorithm for calculating them NAME the Sieve of NAME The next important developments were made by NAME NAME NAME at the beginning of the th Century Amongst those he proved a result known as the NAME s Little Theorem which states that if CHAR is a prime then for any integer CHAR we have ap NUM a modulo p NAME s Little Theorem gave light to many other results in NAME NAME and is the basis for some methods of primality checking which are still in use on today s electronic computers Father NAME NAME a contemporary and friend of NAME stated that p NUM for certain primes p As a result we now call any prime of the form p NUM a NAME prime in his honour NAME NAME Theorem was later extended by NAME who introduced the function Keep on fast forwarding we arrive at Gauss and Legendre who both investigated the density of primes and came to similar conclusion that for large CHAR the density of primes near CHAR is roughly NUM log CHAR Prime and the Computer Revolution For a long time the study of prime numbers was perceived as a FpureF mathematical pursuit with little practicality However this was to change with the rise of computational technology With the power of computers we can now find exceedingly large primes On January NUM NUM the NAME computer proved that NUM NUM is prime then had time left over to prove that NUM NUM is also prime Since then it has almost became a ritual to give the latest supercomputer a record high prime to prove The picture changed again when in NUM the first of NUM NAME primes were discovered using desktop computers Modern cryptography is heavily based on large composite numbers more specifically exceedingly large numbers consisting of NUM very large prime factors The NAME cryptographic system is based on the assumption that the product of NUM very large prime numbers can not be easily factored whereas to check if a number is prime can be done quickly thus very large primes can be generated easily Complexity of NAME While the Sieve of NAME method works fine for small prime numbers it s difficulty increases exponentially as the numbers get larger NAME to the extent that it would require a computer the size of the entire universe to determine if NUM NUM is prime or not Many other factorisation methods exist but they vary in performance and sophistication Generally speaking factoring algorithms come in NUM broad categories special purpose and general purpose The efficiency of the former depends on the unknown factors whereas the efficiency of the latter depends on the number to be factored Specialpurpose algorithms are best for factoring numbers with small factors while generalpurpose factoring algorithms cope better with larger factors and are more important in the context of cryptographic systems and their security Currently some of the best factoring algorithms include NAME NAME field sieve NAME the general number field sieve is the fastest known factoring algorithm for numbers larger than NUM digits with running time of approximately CHAR e lnn NUM NUM lnlnn NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME the fastest known algorithm for numbers less than NUM decimal digits long with running time CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM NAME lnn lnlnn NAME Elliptic curve method NAME this method has been used to find NUM digit factors but not larger Its asymptotic running time is CHAR e NAME lnp lnlnp NAME NAME NAME NAME special purpose algorithm with expected running time CHAR p NAME Strategy for NAME Group NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM T NUM NAME T NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM University of NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Strategy for NAME Group NUM Our management strategy is devised to exploit Inherent modularity of the project Skills and strengths exhibited by individual group members Skills and experience we would like to acquire from the project Work is split up into the following main spatial units with nonhierarchical structure NUM Administration and Planning System integration analysis and testing Programming Administration and Planning This wing has a twofold operation It serves to provide adequate logistics and also exercise project management skills to draw out timelines NAME and Pert charts and think ahead to draw out pertinent strategies It works to ensure smooth functioning of the other wings by ensuring effective daytoday role delegation and timetabling NAME NAME NAME and Organisation NAME has had previous experience of being a project manager Although our group decided not to have an overall 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NAME meeting tomorrow Hi everyone Despite the fact that our meeting with NAME NAME will be in NUM weeks time we will still meet tomorrow saturday at NUM NAME NUM Just to remind you if there s anything you d like to talk about tomorrow and would like me to write it in the agenda please email me tonight Also it would be helpful if everyone comes prepared with appropriate articles books etc See you all there NAME NAME Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME Meetings for the weekend SMILEY Dear everyone I hope everyone will agree that we should get together over the weekend to discuss our ideas further and make some decisions if we are to effectively make our deadline on next wednesday as we do nt have much time left NAME and I would like to suggest that we have a couple of meetings NAME NAME SUNDAY NAME NUM pm or a convenient time NAME NAME This meeting would be for everyone involved with NAME NAME Our priority should be discuss what we will need to achieve before next Wednesday s deadline 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Re NAME mintues I think NAME was meant to be doing that afaik On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote Hi Can I just check who is actually doing the NAME layout Or could it possibly been done already Just to remind everyone again meeting tmr is pm in NAME NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME minute again in html format Hi everyone NAME very rightfully pointed out to me that maybe not everyone likes MicrosoftWord here s the same minute again in NAME format No excuse for not reading now SMILEY NAME NAME NAME th January NUM NAME Minutes for NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM pm Group members NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME s NAME Painter NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Established the following areas that we need to look into before next meeting 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Quadratic Sieve NAME NAME NAME and module Design meeting with NAME NAME set for pm on Wednesday th NAME minutes Hi Here are the minutes for yesterday s meeting As far as I know NAME is principally in charge of writing up the design requirements at this stage NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM T NUM NAME T NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM none NUM NUM NUM NUM Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR Minutes for NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM pm NAME NAME All present Topics discussed CHAR NAME and abstract classes NAME very important CHAR NAME Rho and Quadratic Sieve qualify as FprobabilisticF methods in the sense that a successful outcome is probabilistic not guaranteed CHAR Decided on the basic design of our implementation and encapsulation methods CHAR NAME NAME Just use the BigInt package but be sure to show that it is reliable and efficient This is performed by the server CHAR NAME Trial Division on server by table for numbers up to NUM digits then perform primality 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should be comprehensive clearly defined and well explained Agenda for Thursday Finalise design requirements Go on to specification NAME model implementation Hi all I would like to draw your attention to WEBSITE cheers NAME NAME NAME VicePresident NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME College NAME University NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME NAME module prjlima NAME I ve got the new module up now prjlima DONT EVER NAME src or NAME again EVER Please add your names to the end of NAME by tomorrow You should read an introduction to NAME too NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Limacommittee mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME Rho NAME re NAME and NAME Hi all Thanks for NAME and NAME s suggestions and ideas It s great to feel so much enthusiasm from everyone So are we all agreeing to meet this afternoon at NAME Might be useful if everyone give some 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include qstylefactoryh include private qucomextraph if QTVERSION NUM error NUM endif int main void NAME create NAME null NAME CHAR NAME NAME return NUM configure NUM error NAME NAME NUM library qtmt not found Please check your installation WEBSITE Make sure that you have compiled NAME with thread support NAME mailing list EMAIL Re NAME problem configuring for Debian NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME getting color management working Dear all How can I get the Color Management working in NAME NUM on NAME NUM I ve been following all the advices in the documentation NAME and NAME are installed properly and working and I found NAME after compilation I have installed the lcms with make install and have run ldconfig afterwards Lprof itself is runnig fine Do you have any hints Thanks NAME NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re NAME NAME getting color management working On Mon NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear all How can I get the Color Management working in NAME NUM on NAME NUM I ve been following all the advices in the documentation NAME and NAME are installed properly and working and I found NAME after compilation I have installed the lcms with make install and have run ldconfig afterwards Lprof itself is runnig fine Do you have any hints After installing lcms you need icc profiles in the profiles directory On my system which is the scribus default usr local lib scribus profiles is where I have installed my profiles as root You should have at minimum an NAME profile for you monitor an NAME profile for conversion and a NAME profile for a printer I highly recommend installing these WEBSITE as a base set of profiles for using color management With this set of profiles this should enable NAME in NAME otherwise this preferences will not appear NAME this helps NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME NAME in scribus NUM on NAME NAME Hi CHAR face a very strange problem NAME does nt accept the TrueType fonts provided by an xfsxtt Debian unstable ppc NAME lists the ms truetype fonts as registered and tkfont shows them as well Other nontruetype fonts are available in scribus On an x machine the TrueType fonts are also available in scribus through xfsxtt Debian testing x NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL NAME tutorial Although I have several yeas of experience with NAME in its several variants I am an absolute newbie to the world of NAME So to get started I am looking for NUM things NUM A tutorial that will walk me through a typical project NUM A feature list that will allow me to see what NAME has as compared to the other products available NUM A pdf version of the manual NAME It is described as being like Quark or NAME but since these products are quite different that is not a sufficient description My first impression is that it is closer to the capabiities of Quark NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re NAME tutorial At Wed NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Although I have several yeas of experience with NAME in its several variants I am an absolute newbie to the world of NAME So to get started I am looking for NUM things NUM A tutorial that will walk me through a typical project That is in the works at the moment I have put together a quick start guide but have added some new material which based on the latest features so this has delayed its release The other challenge is to keep with all the added new features SMILEY NUM A feature list that will allow me to see what NAME has as compared to the other products available WEBSITE NUM A pdf version of the manual NAME has only recently addded some features which greatly help speed up composing longer documents like a manual My aim is to release the docs for NAME NUM as a fully interactive NAME all created natively with NAME NAME It is described as being like Quark or NAME but since these products are quite different that is not a sufficient description My first impression is that it is closer to the capabiities of Quark It may share many concepts in the menu structure like NAME but in my experience with documenting NAME its NAME NAME features in power and ease of use are only matched by NAME NUM so it has elements of both NAME Exporting directly from NAME is not its strength NAME From my experience supporting NAME users professionally NAME has done a brilliant job of masking a great deal of the complexity of creating high quality NAME without handcuffing advanced users NAME NAME with NAME NAME etc is often fraught with errors for many users You might be interested to see this WEBSITE I think it is important to appreciate that NAME is still a young and quickly developing project which is entirely made of volunteers I am of the mind there is a place for both NAME and NAME We are lucky to have both freely available with active development and support Regards NAME NAME mailing list EMAIL Re NAME tutorial On Wednesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM pm EMAIL wrote At Wed NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL om wrote It may share many concepts in the menu structure like NAME but in my experience with documenting NAME its NAME NAME features in power a nd ease of use are only matched by NAME NUM so it has elements of bot CHAR NAME Exporting directly from NAME is not its strength NAME From my experience supporting NAME users professionally NAME has done a brilliant job of masking a great deal of the complexity of creating hig CHAR quality NAME without handcuffing advanced users NAME NAME with NAME NAME etc is often fraught with errors for many users You might be interested to see this WEBSITE I think it is important to appreciate that NAME is still a young and quickly developing project which is entirely made of volunteers I am of the mind there is a place for both NAME and NAME We are luck CHAR to have both freely available with active development and support Regards NAME Thanks for your assistance I fired up the product and tried to insert some text I could not put the product in text insert mode Must I enter text in 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NAME requires you to first create a box to put things in a text box for text and a graphics box for pictures graphics Once you create your text box on the page it can be any size you want as you can always resize it later then one only needs to click on the text tool the cursor icon and click in the box to begin typing Of course text can also be imported into the box as well if you have pretyped data you want to use NAME NAME and Quark possibly now allow you to just create a page and start typing after grabbing the text tool Some folks like this method while others like the box method NAME uses I have used both and really find both useful in different situations but the box method seems to give the user more flexibility plus maintaining the sanity of your text or graphic Hope you enjoy learning and using NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Pro Registered NAME NAME NUM Life s a garden Dig It NAME Dirt NAME mailing list EMAIL A celebration after the year s first concert Hi To celebrate finishing 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for the chocolate which really was some of the best I have tasted in years Proof that the cost of fairtrade really is worth it Hi Hope you re well and that the end of term is not too hectic for you Firstly just wondering if you are able to make the debrief meeting on Friday Secondly if sometime you could let me have back my folder full of concert programmes I d really appreciate that Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re a few other bits NAME I seem to have NUM million things belonging to other people I m sorry I m sooooooo disorganised This is my usual state So as I was saying to NAME today you can see now that the NAME publicity was all NAME When I said before I am very disorganised I was nt kidding Just managed to get my act together briefly that s all Okay I will write a large note to myself right now NAME NAME Sat NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Just to say that if I could also have back sometime my copy of the university prospectus alternative prospectus that d be appreciated Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re A few things Hi NAME Thanks so much for doing those parts and helping out the other night I could nt have done it without you thank YOU for doing all that it s certainly worth it SMILEY Just a few things The chamber organ has been booked and will cost pound NUM all in The organ people will need to park their van in the car park outside NAME s chapel apparently they ve always done this before when they ve brought the organ to NAME s Any chance you could sort this The guy s name is NAME NAME and he will be arriving at about am On this point do you know what time we can get into the chapel from It would be a huge help if we could get in early on the Saturday great thanks for sorting that I ll look into it if they ve always had this system at NAME s before it should be a problem NAME do you have contact details for the domestic bursar or do you think this is just something for you and NAME to discuss with NAME NAME when you meet I can certainly be there for am and I expect NAME will be there early too SMILEY Secondly what s the situation for postconcert party or the like We ca nt not have one because as you know people kind of expect it if they ve given up their time to come and play Equally I appreciate that it s not appropriate to put on a party where everyone drinks way too much like usual If you do nt want it to be an official thing then I will put something on for the performers the only downside being that it ll cost me a small fortune last year we went for a curry seemed to work well and people appreciated having something to go on to had a good time without lots of alcohol and there were no complaints that it was nt the usual postconcert party Also gives time for discussing things arising from the talk I m not sure how much this happened last year but it certainly did a bit SMILEY The posters look great I think it s all coming together really well so thanks for all your help yep the publicity team are doing a grand job and so are you thanks so much for all you ve doneSMILEY btw have you heard from NAME and NAME what they re doing about accommodation NAME if they re not actually staying with friends we need to act fast see you soon hope all goes well on Saturday SMILEY lvoe NAME Re A few things Hi guys Thanks for all your efforts Have just had a useful hour talking through the score with NAME who has done the piece many times very useful I think everything is under control All the fun starts tomorrow night With regards to a party and having spoken to a few musicians I m not convinced that everyone would be a up for curry or CHAR want to pay for it What do you reckon I just feel that I ca nt expect people to give up NUM hours of their week which is what is is for thr choir and not do anything Any thoughts I will happily organise something but the problem as we all know is money Looking forward to it though Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM The chamber organ has been booked and will cost pound NUM all in The organ people will need to park their van in the car park outside NAME s chapel apparently they ve always done this before when they ve brought the organ to NAME s Any chance you could sort this The guy s name is NAME NAME and he will be arriving at about am On this point do you know what time we can get into the chapel from It would be a huge help if we could get in early on the Saturday great thanks for sorting that I ll look into it if they ve always had this system at NAME s before it should be a problem NAME do you have contact details for the domestic bursar or do you think this is just something for you and NAME to discuss with NAME NAME when you meet I can certainly be there for am and I expect NAME will be there early too OK I ll sort this out with NAME NAME when I email him to arrange meeting up with him and NAME that is assuming NAME gets back to me soon I expect NAME and I will be about all day and if the chamber organ is coming at am that means we ll be there at am As for getting into the chapel we obviously have rehearsals from am but I m sure we ll be able to have access as soon as NAME NAME is ready on the morning to open the chapel I believe he s not in office until am Secondly what s the situation for postconcert party or the like We ca nt not have one because as you know people kind of expect it if they ve given up their time to come and play Equally I appreciate that it s not appropriate to put on a party where everyone drinks way too much like usual If you do nt want it to be an official thing then I will put something on for the performers the only downside being that it ll cost me a small fortune last year we went for a curry seemed to work well and people appreciated having something to go on to had a good time without lots of alcohol and there were no complaints that it was nt the usual postconcert party Also gives time for discussing things arising from the talk I m not sure how much this happened last year but it certainly did a bit SMILEY I m looking into the possibility of a curry as before it does have the slight downside that we ca nt pay for the musicians but there really is nt the money about However I think it was reasonably well received last year and enjoyed by those who went Let me know if you have any objections have any better ideas Many thanks and all the best for CUMS tommorrow love NAME The posters look great I think it s all coming together really well so thanks for all your help yep the publicity team are doing a grand job and so are you thanks so much for all you ve doneSMILEY btw have you heard from NAME and NAME what they re doing about accommodation NAME if they re not actually staying with friends we need to act fast see you soon hope all goes well on Saturday SMILEY lvoe NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re A few things Hi NAME NAME the concert went well on Saturday I m sorry to have missed it SMILEY Thanks for your comments NAME I see your point although no one seemed to mind having curry last year in fact everyone seemed to enjoy it from what I could tell and it s not so uncommon in NAME for performers to pay indirectly for postconcert parties anyway through their membership fees for eg NAME and some college societies I think As you say the problem with providing anything free of charge is money but curries are nt really that expensive anyway do let me know if you still think it s a really bad idea or if you have any alternative suggestions see you soon hope all goes well with the choir tonight SMILEY love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi guys Thanks for all your efforts Have just had a useful hour talking through the score with NAME who has done the piece many times very useful I think everything is under control All the fun starts tomorrow night CHAR ith regards to a party and having spoken to a few musicians I m not convinc NAME that everyone would be a up for curry or CHAR want to pay for it What do you reckon I just feel that I ca nt expect people to give up NUM hours of the ir week which is what is is for thr choir and not do anything Any thought CHAR I will happily organise something but the problem as we all know is money Looking forward to it though Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM The chamber organ has been booked and will cost pound NUM all in NAME CHAR organ people will need to park their van in the car park outside NAME s chapel apparently they ve always done this before when they ve brou ght the organ to NAME s Any chance you could sort this The guy s name CHAR CHAR NAME NAME and he will be arriving at about am On this poin CHAR do you know what time we can get into the chapel from It would be a huge help if we could get in early on the Saturday great thanks for sorting that I ll look into it if they ve always ha CHAR this system at NAME s before it should be a problem NAME do you ha ve contact details for the domestic bursar or do you think this is just something for you and NAME to discuss with NAME NAME when you meet I can certainly be there for am and I expect NAME will be there early too OK I ll sort this out with NAME NAME when I email him to arrange meet ing up with him and NAME that is assuming NAME gets back to me soon I expect NAME and I will be about all day and if the chamber organ is coming at am that means we ll be there at am As for getting into the chapel we obviously have rehearsals from am but I m sure we ll be able to have access as soon as NAME NAME is ready on the morning to open the chapel I believe he s not in office until am Secondly what s the situation for postconcert party or the like We ca nt not have one because as you know people kind of expect it if they ve given up their time to come and play Equally I appreciate CHAR hat it s not appropriate to put on a party where everyone drinks way too much like usual If you do nt want it to be an official thing then I will put something on for the performers the only downside being tha CHAR it ll cost me a small fortune last year we went for a curry seemed to work well and people appreciat NAME having something to go on to had a good time without lots of alcohol and there were no complaints that it was nt the usual postconcert party A lso gives time for discussing things arising from the talk I m not sure ho CHAR much this happened last year but it certainly did a bit SMILEY I m looking into the possibility of a curry as before it does have the slight downside that we ca nt pay for the musicians but there really isn CHAR the money about However I think it was reasonably well received last CHAR ear and enjoyed by those who went Let me know if you have any objections have any better ideas Many thanks and all the best for CUMS tommorrow love NAME The posters look great I think it s all coming together really well so thanks for all your help yep the publicity team are doing a grand job and so are you thanks CHAR CHAR much for all you ve doneSMILEY btw have you heard from NAME and NAME what they re doing about accommodation NAME if they re not actually staying with friends we nee CHAR to act fast see you soon hope all goes well on Saturday SMILEY lvoe NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL CHAR NAME NAME Living Wednesday NUM NUM Praise the NAME NAME NAME in his sanctuary praise him in his mighty heavens Psalm NUM NUM Greetings to the gathered email student masses Work for the NAME The pay is terrible but the fringe benefits are out of this world After that helpful careers advice let me tell you about the week ahead in NAME Tuesday aka today CHAR in NAME bring friends or come along yourself great for those wanting to brush up on basics or those who have never heard the Good news Starts NUM NAME in NAME Crescent NAME Nostalgia is all right but it is not what it used to be Wednesday A Life NAME Living NAME study based on NAME continues at NUM NUM in the vestry sandwich and things to eat provided This is a great Bible study and a great follow up to the CHAR course or just a good time to study NAME s word Did you know that NAME NAME is an anagram of toilets Thursday Risky Living NAME Ministry training continues food at NAME worship at NUM NAME Be there or be square That is the week till Sunday when we have services at NUM NUM NUM NUM and NAME NAME Student lunch will be after the am service in the NAME NAME hall brings along friends and turn up for lunch even if you have not managed to make it to the am service Everyone is welcome Any problems questions please do be in touch Let everything that has breath praise the NAME Praise the NAME Psalm NUM NUM NAME bless NAME Praise the NAME NAME NAME in his sanctuary praise him in his mighty heavens Psalm NUM NUM Greetings to the gathered email student masses Work for the NAME The pay is terrible but the fringe benefits are out of this world After that helpful careers advice let me tell you about the week ahead in NAME Tuesday aka today CHAR in NAME bring friends or come along yourself great for those wanting to brush up on basics or those who have never heard the Good news Starts NUM pm in NAME Crescent NAME Nostalgia is all right but it is not what it used to be Wednesday A Life NAME Living NAME study based on NAME continues at NUM NUM in the vestry sandwich and things to eat provided This is a great Bible study and a great follow up to the CHAR course or just a good time to study NAME s word Did you know that NAME NAME is an anagram of toilets Thursday Risky Living NAME Ministry training continues food at NAME worship at NUM NAME Be there or be square That is the week till Sunday when we have services at NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM NAME Student lunch will be after the am service in the NAME NAME hall brings along friends and turn up for lunch even if you have not managed to make it to the am service Everyone is welcome Any problems questions please do be in touch Let everything that has breath praise the NAME Praise the NAME Psalm NUM NUM NAME bless NAME CHAR new chapel clerking term NAME all NAME New Year I hope you had an enjoyable and restful Christmas Many thanks for all your hard work with the Chapel last term it really is very much appreciated I have prepared a blank chapel clerking rota for this term which I have placed in my pigeonhole the chapel looks rather out of bounds at the moment with the heating work which is going on It would be great if you could have a look at this when you are passing and sign down if you have a preference as to which services you would like to clerk for If everyone signs down for about NUM of each type of service to begin with this should more or less cover all of them Again with a bit of luck this will mean less serviceswapping later on in term Also what better way to celebrate the start of a new term and year than a chapel clerks formal hall If you can come along on Sunday evening then book in at the NAME machine Thanks again See you soon NAME NAME NAME Chapel NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Re A new chapel clerking term Dear NAME There s an impressivesounding organ recital by NAME NAME at Kings pm on Saturday I ve got the program and I ll try to get it to you NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME all NAME New Year I hope you had an enjoyable and restful Christmas Many thanks for all your hard work with the Chapel last term it really is very much appreciated I have prepared a blank chapel clerking rota for this term which I have placed in my pigeonhole the chapel looks rather out of bounds at the moment with the heating work which is going on It would be 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via the CUMS Chorus em ail list in case there are people out there who can help would enjoy singi ng a few carols in an informal setting It s a turnupandsing job Thanks very much Lies NAME NAME NUM EMAIL A Week in the Life of the Christian Union NAME Everybody Hope you re all having enjoyable Week NUM It was great to see many of you on Wednesday I hope that my lack of expertise at announcements has nt scared you all off Do nt worry NAME will be in charge of notices this week As usual we will be having our college group meeting this Wednesday at pm in the NAME s Room C There will be a prayer meeting on Monday morning at am in the NAME NAME NAME opposite Cafe NAME since the prayer time in Saturday night NAME teaching has been cut short a bit For all those with NUM o clock lectures do nt worry we ll finish in time I hope that a lot of you will feel inspired to come and pray for the spread of the good news throughout NAME Yes the fact that NAME became man so that we could have a living relationship with NAME is even good news at am on Monday If you want to come we ll meet at the Plodge at NUM to NUM tomorrow morning Monday Thursday morning at NUM there will be an International Breakfast to hear about and pray for NAME s work in the rest of the world Our college group weekly prayer meetings have started up again in NAME at am on Friday Then at pm on Friday there will be a Friday lunchtime talk about NAME and Intolerance in the NAME Hall at NAME On Saturday there will be NAME teaching and colleges prayer at NUM NUM to NUM as usual I think that s it Oh NAME there s a NAME s Breakfast again starting from am on Sunday for people coming from Chapel and or going to church Well see you all soon NAME bless NAME and NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Alevel Electronics I have a second year sixthformer who is struggling with Alevel 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SMILEY Thank you for the offer However my tick was nearly complete anyway and the only reason I did nt have it done last term was due to illness so I had no difficulty with achieving the ticks this afternoon Thank you nonetheless for your consideration Regards NAME NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM About NAME practical Hi NAME NAME I m your NAME supervisor including NAME practical I ve just seen the NAME tick list and found out NUM missing tick of yours If you would like to have any special supervision for it eg for an hour please do feel free to let me know I can help you before the last ticking session SMILEY Cheers NAME Accident Report Form Dear NAME Please could you come into NAME NAME NAME Building sometime soon and sign our accident book After receiving your accident report form I then have to fill in the department book which needs signing by you as well Thanks NAME NAME Health and Safety Secretary active cases Dear all Just a quick question there are NUM active cases although NUM of them are for the same person and they are all a month old does anyone have any idea whether they are still active or have been sorted NAME Dear all Just a quick question there are NUM active cases although NUM of them are for the same person and they are all a month old does anyone have any idea whether they are still active or have been sorted NAME Admissions Help Dear All I know many of you have gone down now but for those of you still here we urgently need help with the last couple of days of NAME Interviews Tuesday th December We need a student to ferry students to and from NAME NAME Front NAME and NAME House for their Physical NAME and NAME interviews between NUM NUM You will get a break between NUM NUM free lunch free dinner and NUM night s free accommodation Wednesday th December We need a student to ferry students to and from NAME NAME Front NAME and Park Terrace for their Physical and Biological NAME interviews between NUM NUM You will get a break between NUM NUM free lunch free dinner and NUM night s free accommodation Please contact me as soon as possible if you are able to help Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME College NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM This email is confidential and privileged If you are not the intended recipient please accept our apologies please do not disclose copy or distribute information in this email nor take any action in reliance on its contents to do so is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful Please inform us that this message has gone astray before deleting it Thank you for your cooperation NAME College NAME NAME NAME Advent NAME Service NAME all I hope the end of term is nt proving too stressful the terms do just seem to get shorter and shorter Just a quick note about the Advent NAME Service at pm this Sunday it would be good to have as many clerks as possible around for this to help with the general candle lighting and also for crowd control If we meet at the chapel around NUM that should give us plenty of time Also as some of you may know NAME will not be around for the rest of the year having returned home to consider what she would like to do hopefully she will be back next year NAME and I thought it would be a nice gesture if we were to send a card from all the chapel clerks to thank her for her help in chapel and to wish her well for the rest of the year until with luck she returns I have put a card in my pigeonhole it would be great if you could sign it over the next couple of days Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL After the evening service nd Feb PARTY Hello NUM and all Just a quick note to or email even to say that after the evening service this evening we shall be having a little get together in NAME NAME NAME NAME tea coffee and snack eats will be there too Everyone is welcome even if you have not been to the evening service So turn up about NUM pm at NAME old court it is NAME NAME room opposite the porters lodge Even if it is just to say hi it will be a relaxed Sunday evening thing Go eat your food with gladness and drink your wine with a joyful heart for it is now that NAME favours what you do NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME Hello NUM and all Just a quick note to or email even to say that after the evening service this evening we shall be having a little get together in NAME NAME NAME NAME tea coffee and snack eats will be there too Everyone is welcome even if you have not been to the evening service So turn up about NUM pm at NAME old court it is NAME NAME room opposite the porters lodge Even if it is just to say hi it will be a relaxed Sunday evening thing Go eat your food with gladness and drink your wine with a joyful heart for it is now that NAME favours what you do NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME NAME agenda NAME UNIVERSITY MUSICAL SOCIETY The NAME will be held on Thursday NUM November NUM at pm in the Recita CHAR Room NAME Road CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM Apologies NUM Signing of minutes NUM Matters arising from the minutes NUM Treasurer s report NUM Appointment of Auditors NUM NAME Minutes of the last NAME The NAME was held on Thursday NUM January NUM at pm in the Foyer NAME Road Apologies were received from the President and VicePresidents Present NAME NAME NAME proposed NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Treas NAME NAME NAME Sec NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Pub Sec NAME NAME NAME and approximatel CHAR NUM members The Minutes of the last NAME were agreed and signed There were no matters arising The SocietyBs Accounts The Chairman expressed the thanks of the whole Society to NAME NAME for having been willing to take on the office of Honorary Treasurer following the death of NAME NAME last June All members present had a copy of the Accounts and the TreasurerBs Report In answer to a question about loans the Treasurer made the following statement the loan by a CUMS member over the summer has now been repaid All other shortterm debts have also been paid and he will make the first repayment of pound NUM on the longterm debt at the end of this year The targe CHAR is to be in the black by the end of the year Q How is the CUMS Fund NAME Assets just under pound NUM NUM Q What is its purpose A To act as a reserve fund for the society Up to November it has only NAME CHAR money but in future it will be able to make grants for major events The adoption of the accounts was proposed by NAME NAME and seconded by NAME NAME The motion was carried Appointment of auditors NAME NAME NAME was proposed by NAME NAME CHAR and seconded by NAME NAME The proposition was carried The Chairman thanked the Treasurer once again to prolonged applause The year ended with the death of NAME NAME who had worked tirelessly for CUM CHAR for nearly NUM years We continue to be in debt to the people who now run th CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and the student committees For the successful concerts we owe an enormous debt to our conductor NAME NAME Last year the concerts which stood out for the chairman were TchaikowskyBs Piano Concerto with NAME NAME the NUM amazing performances of the War Requiem in NAME and NAME and the Missa Solemnis in KingBs in May Week NAME Thanks were expressed to the chair by NAME NAME for all that CHAR I does for the society Further applause The meeting closed at pm NAME NAME agenda NAME UNIVERSITY MUSICAL SOCIETY The NAME will be held on Thursday NUM November NUM at pm in the Recital Room NAME Road CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR NUM Apologies NUM Signing of minutes NUM Matters arising from the minutes NUM Treasurer s report NUM Appointment of Auditors NUM NAME Minutes of the last NAME The NAME was held on Thursday NUM January NUM at pm in the Foyer NAME Road Apologies were received from the President and VicePresidents Present NAME NAME NAME proposed NAME NAME seconded NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME Treas NAME NAME NAME Sec NAME CHAR hompson NAME NAME NAME NAME Pub Sec NAME NAME NAME and appro ximately NUM members The Minutes of the last NAME were agreed and signed There were no matters arising The SocietyBs Accounts The Chairman expressed the thanks of the who le Society to NAME NAME for having been willing to take on the office of Honorary Treasurer following the death of NAME NAME last June All members present had a copy of the Accounts and the TreasurerBs Report In answer to a question about loans the Treasurer made the following stateme nt the loan by a CUMS member over the summer has now been repaid All other shortterm debts have also been paid and he will make the first repayment CHAR CHAR pound NUM on the longterm debt at the end of this year The target is to be CHAR CHAR the black by the end of the year Q How is the CUMS Fund NAME Assets just under pound NUM NUM Q What is its purpose A To act as a reserve fund for the society Up to November it has only NAME CHAR money but in future it will be able to make grants for major events The adoption of the accounts was proposed by NAME NAME and second NAME by NAME NAME The motion was carried Appointment of auditors NAME NAME NAME was proposed by CHAR tephen NAME and seconded by NAME NAME The proposition was carried The Chairman thanked the Treasurer once again to prolonged applause The year ended with the death of NAME NAME who had worked tirelessly for CUMS for nearly NUM years We continue to be in debt to the people who no CHAR run the Society NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and the student committees For the successful concerts we owe an enormous debt to our conductor NAME NAME Last year the concer ts which stood out for the chairman were TchaikowskyBs Piano Concerto with CHAR om Poster the NUM amazing performances of the War Requiem in NAME and NAME ry and the Missa Solemnis in KingBs in May Week NAME Thanks were expressed to the chair by NAME NAME for all that he does for the society Further applause The meeting closed at 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all if we do not see you again before Christmas we wish you a very NAME Christmas and a Happy New Year NAME bless NAME NAME Tenor NAME changes Dear chorus members This is only for the nd altos and st tenors so the rest of you can delete now NAME changes I m very sorry that despite NAME having gone to the trouble of sending me a fax from NAME about them I failed to pass them on to you in time for last Thursday s rehearsal Here they are NAME NUM sing Tenor NUM Tenor NUM join Tenor NUM as follows fig NUM NUM except NUM NUM fourth beat wirst and NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME at fig NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM and first half of NUM at fig NUM for NUM NUM NUM bars at fig NUM NUM NUM at fig NUM NUM NUM and first half of NUM for NAME dich NAME join NAME NAME join T after fig NUM NAME join NAME until NUM after moving to NAME at NUM after I hope this will enable you all to mark up your parts before next week Best wishes NAME NAME Tenor NAME changes Dear chorus members This is only for the nd altos and st tenors so the rest of you can delete now NAME changes I m very sorry that despite NAME having gone to the tro uble of sending me a fax from NAME about them I failed to pass them on to you in time for last Thursday s rehearsal Here they are NAME NUM sing Tenor NUM amp Tenor NUM join Tenor NUM as follows fig NUM NUM except NUM NUM fourth beat wirst and NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME at fig NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM and first half of NUM at fig NUM for NUM amp NUM NUM bars at fig NUM NUM NUM at fig NUM NUM NUM and first half of NUM for NAME dich NAME join NAME amp NAME join T after fig NUM NAME join NAME until NUM after moving to NAME at NUM after I hope this will enable you all to mark up your parts before next week Best wishes NAME NAME software PC Plus version keycode Dear NAME NAME Thank you for your interest in our awardwinning NAME product line and for installing the PC Plus version of our software To start using the PC Plus version please go back to your installed NAME software and enter these values into the Registration dialog that will automatically pop up upon program startup User Name NAME NAME Company University of NAME NAME EMAIL NAME fMBCdHtXhmdsEqHzPMCUAzTUbFtNM Please make sure that you enter all NUM fields exactly as they appear in this message to ensure that the software will unlock properly If you are experiencing difficulties with entering the keycode or unlocking the software please see our special licensing and keycode NAME at WEBSITE To request technical support or for sending feedback regarding our products please use our Online Support Center at WEBSITE Sincerely NAME markup your mind Re NAME to NAME Publicity Rota Dear NAME Do you need help getting the other posters out am well now NAME and I did NAME Rd and NAME NAME Rd this afternoon so that s done I will be flyering the NAME this friday Can I pick up the fliers from you at am Friday morning Also need to pick up fliers then to do the CUMS concert on Saturday night Has NAME been asked to post the posters to the churches That needs to be done tomorrow if they re going up by Sunday Does he have the posters to do that Also what are we going to do with the left over posters put them up somewhere next week I need to pick NUM up for the NAME Arms on Friday as well Is there anything else I should be doing We need to discuss next week s faculty fliering and if we are blanket fliering colleges Should we give out fliers at NAME this Saturday too I can do that Please check the acknowledgments I sent to NAME and forwarded to you and add your own How are we doing on the NAME Varsity NAME front NAME are we selling tickets at NAME on Sat love in NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote wow guys well done posters are springing up all over the place thanx sooo much for all your hard work hope that your degrees are stilll ok we will do another run sometime this weekend coming on the university replacing torn vanished posters if anyone thinks that the amount of posters you had was way too little much then give us a shout and I will alter your numbers accordingly if you dont say you will get a bit less anyway because I hope that some of them will still be up I will try and get you the posters by friday night cheers guys you are stars stay cool god bless NAME CHAR NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Dear Brothers and Sisters I hope that NAME is privileging you to work through you this WITNESS Week to be the means by which His glorious gospel is proclaimed Thankyou all in advance for some for your organisation and hard work in helping with the NAME publicity It is tremendously encouraging that so many people are willing to serve the NAME in this way Further to my previous email the posters will be delivered to the person whose name has a star by it on the rota by NAME Friday st January this Friday If you are that person check please make sure you check your pigeon hole and collect the posters from the p lodge The town run will then happen on Saturday st and Sunday nd NAME as explained on the rota Since you obviously cannot do the university run this week as orginally planned please would you do this on Monday rd to Tuesday th NAME I realise that this gives you a lot of work to do in a few days immediately after NAME and will be praying that NAME will show you how best to organise your time and make sure that you have the energy to do all your academic work and everything else as well However as tickets go on sale from Monday rd and as we do not plan to sell tickets on the door of the concert it is essential that the publicity goes up as soon as possible As I have not received any emails to the contrary from anyone I assume that everyone is ok to do what they have been allocated to do on the rota and is in the process of coordinating with their groups If there are any problems please email me NAME Please remember to pray together and commit the run to the NAME before you start asking Him to show you the places where He wants the posters fliers to go Thankyou all so much again Love in NAME NAME NAME And whatever you do whether in word or deed do it all in the name of the NAME NAME giving thanks to NAME the Father through Him Col NUM NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME to NAME Publicity Rota ok NAME is doing churches he got everything yesterday posters are all out as far as I know at least I have nt heard of anyone having problems friday at NUM is fine if you could do a run of posters to the people for the second uni run at the same time that wold be fantastic let me know if that is a problem we have a small piece in this weeks varsity and then a full lenght article plus interview with NAME hte week after I havent heard back from the others Re flyering I have contacted NAME reps about blanketting NAME I havent heard back so I will contact them again at some point faculties we could give to hte people who are postering teh sites maybe NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME Do you need help getting the other posters out am well now NAME and I did NAME Rd and NAME NAME Rd this afternoon so that s done I will be flyering the NAME this friday Can I pick up the fliers from you at am Friday morning Also need to pick up fliers then to do the CUMS concert on Saturday night Has NAME been asked to post the posters to the churches That needs to be done tomorrow if they re going up by Sunday Does he have the posters to do that Also what are we going to do with the left over posters put them up somewhere next week I need to pick NUM up for the NAME Arms on Friday as well Is there anything else I should be doing We need to discuss next week s faculty fliering and if we are blanket fliering colleges Should we give out fliers at NAME this Saturday too I can do that Please check the acknowledgments I sent to NAME and forwarded to you and add your own How are we doing on the NAME Varsity NAME front NAME are we selling tickets at NAME on Sat love in NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote wow guys well done posters are springing up all over the place thanx sooo much for all your hard work hope that your degrees are stilll ok we will do another run sometime this weekend coming on the university replacing torn vanished posters if anyone thinks that the amount of posters you had was way too little much then give us a shout and I will alter your numbers accordingly if you dont say you will get a bit less anyway because I hope that some of them will still be up I will try and get you the posters by friday night cheers guys you are stars stay cool god bless NAME CHAR NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Dear Brothers and Sisters I hope that NAME is privileging you to work through you this WITNESS Week to be the means by which His glorious gospel is proclaimed Thankyou all in advance for some for your organisation and hard work in helping with the NAME publicity It is tremendously encouraging that so many people are willing to serve the NAME in this way Further to my previous email the posters will be delivered to the person whose name has a star by it on the rota by NAME Friday st January this Friday If you are that person check please make sure you check your pigeon hole and collect the posters from the p lodge The town run will then happen on Saturday st and Sunday nd NAME as explained on the rota Since you obviously cannot do the university run this week as orginally planned please would you do this on Monday rd to Tuesday th NAME I realise that this gives you a lot of work to do in a few days immediately after NAME and will be praying that NAME will show you how best to organise your time and make sure that you have the energy to do all your academic work and everything else as well However as tickets go on sale from Monday rd and as we do not plan to sell tickets on the door of the concert it is essential that the publicity goes up as soon as possible As I have not received any emails to the contrary from anyone I assume that everyone is ok to do what they have been allocated to do on the rota and is in the process of coordinating with their groups If there are any problems please email me NAME Please remember to pray together and commit the run to the NAME before you start asking Him to show you the places where He wants the posters fliers to go Thankyou all so much again Love in NAME NAME NAME And whatever you do whether in word or deed do it all in the name of the NAME NAME giving thanks to NAME the Father through Him Col NUM NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope 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May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM This takes a few seconds and NAME s petitions can be really effective The Nigerian supreme court has upheld the death sentence for NAME NAME who was condemned for the crime of WEBSITE is to be buried up to her neck and stoned to death Her death has been postponed until June rd so that she can continue to nurse her baby NAME s case is being handled by the Spanish branch of NAME International which is attempting to put together enough signatures to make the Nigerian government rescind the death sentence CHAR similar campaign saved another Nigerian woman NAME condemned in similar circumstances The petition has so far as of April th amassed over NUM NUM NUM signatures It will only take you a few seconds to sign NAME s online petition Go to the web page WEBSITE marked nombre last name apellidos county state provincia and country from the drop down box choose NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME or whichever is appropriate Then click on Seguir and go to the second page There 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signatures It will only take you a few seconds to sign NAME s online petition Go to the web page WEBSITE Enter your first name in the space marked nombre last name apellidos county provincia country and In the drop down box pick NAME NAME NAME Kingdom Then click on Seguir and go to the second page There you have the option of entering your email address if you wish to receive followup information In any case be sure to click on aceptar to have your name added to the petition list Please sign the petition now then copy this message into a new email and send it to everyone in your address book An Episode of NAME From Dr NAME Unfortunately there was a disappointing episode of vandalism in the NAME NAME over the weekend that has just been reported to me A rather nice old chair was smashed to pieces quite wantonly Unfortunately this raises problems about leaving the NAME NAME open at all hours I am reluctant to stop doing that because the NAME NAME is a useful safety valve but if there is 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my mouth will praise you Psalm NUM NUM NAME bless NAME CHAR NAME you are my NAME earnestly I seek you my soul thirsts for you my body longs for you in a dry and weary land where there is no water Psalm NUM NUM Humour this week courtesy of NAME NAME News this week NUM Last in the present series of Risky Living From Thursday onwards life will be far safer only exams to negotiate so come along NUM NAME Thursday evening in the Church NAME fellowship worship small groups and jokes what more could you want The Dentist s favourite Hymn Crown Him with Many Crowns NUM Sunday services NUM am am and NUM NAME It is the annual NAME sermon at am and the dignitaries of the town and the NAME of NAME will be in attendance NAME student lunch will be served in the NAME NAME Hall in the manner to which we have become accustomed The Tailor s favourite Hymn NAME NAME NAME NUM Thursday th May NAME NAME You know it makes sense House NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME s house Go eat your food with gladness and drink your 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on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat Just as the leopard is about to leap the dog exclaims loudly NAME that was NUM delicious leopard I wonder if there are any more around here Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride as a look of terror comes over him and slinks away into the trees NAME says the leopard That was close That dog nearly had me Meanwhile a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard So off he goes But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed and figured that something must be up The monkey soon catches up with the leopard spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says Here monkey hop on my back and see what s going to happen to that conniving canine Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks What am I going to do now But instead of running the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he has nt seen them yet And just when they get close enough to hear the dog says Where s that monkey I just can never trust him I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard and he s still not back Another late CU What s On Hello y all and welcome to another featurepacked edition of What s NAME Without further ado TONIGHT Wednesday For NUM night only every week come to C in Front Court for the College Group Meeting to look at the NAME and sing and pray together a really useful way to encourage each other in sharing our faith with others As a special highlight this week the very lovely NAME NAME from the NAME exec will be with us to remind us what we as NAME are all about pm pm TOMORROW Thursday Do nt eat your cornflakes by yourself come along to NAME NAME the NAME church at am or NUM past if that s the best you can do to the International Breakfast There is a world outside of NAME THE NEXT DAY Friday Lunchtime talks with free lunch at NUM noon and repeated at NAME in the NAME NAME NAME This week NAME NAME on NAME NAME The end of my Freedom THE DAY AFTER THAT Saturday NAME NAME again at NAME NAME in NAME Chapel at NAME followed by Colleges NAME NAME AND THE ONE AFTER THAT Sunday Another chance to eat your breakfast with others including the NAME in the NAME NAME Room from whenever Chapel finishes until nearly NUM You do nt have to stay for the whole thing Daily Prayer Meetings are to be amalgamated into NUM great big Weekly Prayer NAME probably on Friday mornings at am Can anyone offer the use of their room What s NAME is now available online WEBSITE NAME to see you tonight NAME Hello y all and welcome to another featurepacked edition of What s NAME Without further ado TONIGHT Wednesday For NUM night only every week come to C in Front Court for the College Group Meeting to look at the NAME and sing and pray together a really useful way to encourage each other in sharing our faith with others As a special highlight this week the very lovely NAME NAME from the NAME exec will be with us to remind us what we as NAME are all about pm pm TOMORROW Thursday Do nt eat your cornflakes by yourself come along to NAME NAME the NAME church at am or NUM past if that s the best you can do to the International Breakfast There is a world outside of NAME THE NEXT DAY Friday Lunchtime talks with free lunch at NUM noon and repeated at NAME in the NAME NAME NAME This week NAME NAME on NAME NAME The end of my Freedom THE DAY AFTER THAT Saturday NAME NAME again at NAME NAME in NAME Chapel at NAME followed by Colleges NAME NAME AND THE ONE AFTER THAT Sunday Another chance to eat your breakfast with others including the NAME in the NAME NAME Room from whenever Chapel finishes until nearly NUM You do nt have to stay for the whole thing Daily Prayer Meetings are to be amalgamated into NUM great big Weekly Prayer NAME probably on Friday mornings at am Can anyone offer the use of their room What s NAME is now available online WEBSITE NAME to see you tonight NAME another query Dear NAME I still do nt know if you are getting these emails but here s another try NAME and NAME are thinking of coming up to NAME for a day next week because NAME wants to see the spring flowers snowdrops and aconites along the backs Do you know if they are out now Does the Park Ride operate daily or only Saturdays I saw NAME NAME last week NAME has been taken over by the Germans and more or less closed down so at NUM and NUM months she has no job but no intention of accepting retirement The Christmas cactus has flowered and is looking lovely Mum Dear NAME I still do nt know if you are getting these emails but here s another try NAME and NAME are thinking of coming up to NAME for a day next week because NAME wants to see the spring flowers snowdrops and aconites along the backs Do you know if they are out now Does the Park amp Ride operate daily or only Saturdays I saw NAME NAME last week NAME has been taken over by the Germans and more or less closed down so at NUM and NUM months she has no job but no intention of accepting retirement The Christmas cactus has flowered and is looking lovely Mum another question Sorry guys I seem to spend my time firing questions at you sorry to bother you so much I ve just been on the phone to NAME NAME A further question of his is what should he wear I told him a suit would probably be best but please let me know if you think any different Also let me know about a ticket or whatever for his wife Thanks guys thanks also NAME for the prayer points sheet I ve printed them off for all the exec although I m hoping some of them may come to the prayer meeting this week Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court Re another question IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission yep I think a suit would be best too smart but not NAME and bowtie or anything like that I think NAME NAME wore a suit last year did nt he Also we ve allowed for a few extra free seats I think it s only fair that NAME s wife gets one of them NAME Thanks for sending the stuff from NAME I think that means we re nearly ready for printing programmes SMILEY hope the meeting goes well tonight love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry guys I seem to spend my time firing questions at you sorry to bother you so much I ve just been on the phone to NAME NAME A further question of his is what should he wear I told him a suit would probably be best but please let me know if you think any different Also let me know about a ticket or whatever for his wife Thanks guys thanks also NAME for the prayer points sheet I ve printed them off for all the exec although I m hoping some of them may come to the prayer meeting this week Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court any chance of a reply to say that you are ok or otherwise Are you alive Dad Are you alive Dad aob Fwd Davidhave you sent out ammended approved wording to my publicity list NOT to those who signed up on the houseparty only to those before If not better if you send to me and I will forward on so it can go out to the lists and websites NAME I will not make any ammendments this time promise SMILEY NAME hiya glad to hear that you are feeling better how is the rest of the publicity going eg emailing lists etc CHAR NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re aob Fwd ummm okay never mind I think I can fix it NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Do you mean a revised letter to replace the NUM the senior proctor mentioned I assumed presumably incorrectly from correspondance earlier this week that you d actually got this sorted now so did nt need me to write it sorry But if you confirm this is what you mean I ll get onto it straight away sorry NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Davidhave you sent out ammended approved wording to my publicity list NOT to those who signed up on the houseparty only to those before If not better if you send to me and I will forward on so it can go out to the lists and websites NAME I will not make any ammendments this time promise SMILEY NAME hiya glad to hear that you are feeling better how is the rest of the publicity going eg emailing lists etc CHAR NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM apologies in advance Hi NAME Just thought I d better let you know that I m not all that well now so I apologise if I m slow at replying to emails and doing postconcert stuff having said that do nt just stop writing emails to me the extra time in bed not working may well just give me more time to think about these things SMILEY praise NAME that the timing of our illnesses was such that at least one of us was on hand to sort things out see you love NAME Re apologies in advance On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sorry to hear you re not well Will pray for you ask others to do so too thanks Get plenty of rest do nt worry about postconcert stuff or work or anything just concentrate on getting better I will need at some point to get you to sign the thank you cards once I ve actually written them all Are you up to having visitors or would you rather I left them in an envelope attached to your door to deal with when you feel up to it well I think I m feeling a lot better today than yesterday when I just slept the whole time at least today I ve been pretending to do some physics in bed SMILEY I m kind of hoping that maybe I ll be up to lectures tomorrow but I think it s really a case of taking NUM day at a time as for cards you could just see if CHAR respond to a knock at the door if I do nt then I m probably asleep and will find the cards when CHAR wake up then I ll sign them email you and get a friend to leave them in my p hole for you to pick up but if I do hear you knocking then I certainly wo nt mind you coming in SMILEY And yes we can praise NAME that we were at least ill at different times and so things have been able to keep going sorry that I left you with the preconcert rush and I get the gentle postconcert activity well the hardest thing was trying to stop you from doing too much while you were ill I m using past tense but are you actually feeling better now I m sorry to leave you with all the loose ends but do pass anything on to me that does nt involve going out in the cold and of course I ll let you know when I m up and about again Take care and get well soon thanks and you too if you re not already well again love NAME love NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Just thought I d better let you know that I m not all that well now so I apologise if I m slow at replying to emails and doing postconcert stuff having said that do nt just stop writing emails to me the extra time in bed not working may well just give me more time to think about these things SMILEY praise NAME that the timing of our illnesses was such that at least one of us was on hand to sort things out see you love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME Fwd Dear NAME Thank you for this apology which must count as the most fulsome I ve ever received I do nt complain about NAME s policy of not advertising NAME events but just about the rather blunt wording CHAR slightly rewroked clause would raise fewer hackles Thank you for taking the trouble to respond to my worries Yours sincerely NAME NAME NAME of NAME On Wednesday January NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Dear Sir Regarding your comment below Thankyour very much for your concern May I apologise personally for any offence that may have been caused CHAR worded the statement on advice from the NAME Executive that such a clause should be included If I have caused any offence it was unwittingly and due above all to my inexperience in wording such clauses As I understand it the reason for the inclusion of the clause is to prevent any future misunderstanding as it is NAME policy not to advertise events not organised by NAME We realise that this may seem unfair to others to whom we appeal to advertise our events Therefore we would like them to know beforehand that this is the policy so that they can choose not to help us if they feel that is the best course of action Again please may I apologise personally and accept full responsibility for any offence caused Please do not allow it to reflect unflatteringly upon the NAME The fault is all mine and due to my inexperience Please forgive me Thankyou for your understanding In NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Publicity Assistant Dear NAME NAME I read your email quite happily and cooperatively until I saw your parting comment about NAME s reciprocal arrangements and so forth May I urge you to revise the wording of this remark so as to give less offence to your readership Yours sincerely NAME NAME The NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME of NAME and NAME College NAME NAME of the University of NAME Re Appointment Fwd Dear All I hope you can all make it tomorrow afternoon I was thinking of arranging a meeting NUM NUM pm with him I see this as an excellent oppurtunity to learn something from THE GURU himself Also NAME NAME s talk is at NUM NUM pm tomorrow pls reply NAME cheers NAME Afternoons are good for me though not today Tomorrow Tuesday looks completely free My phone is NUM NAME Dear NAME Thank you very much for such a prompt and helpful reply We would consider ourselves really fortunate if we could see you in person sometime next week In general afternoons suit us Is that OK with you If you could give me your telephone number I would take on the task of getting in touch with you and fixing a convenient time Many Thanks best regards NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME It s good to hear that someone nearby is also factoring integers I m not sure exactly what you mean by NAME NAME and I d like to find out I ve had a quick scan of your web site at WEBSITE it all in depth NUM question immediately springs to mind though why limit yourselves to NUM digit numbers Please let me have more details and perhaps I will be able to help you with your project I m happy to communicate by email or we can schedule a meeting if that s more convenient for you Cheers NAME Dear NAME NAME I represent a research group at the ORG NAME doing a project in NAME NAME of Large Integers After having done extensive research into this field and coming up with a first version implmentation of a reasonably powerful factorisation procedure we are looking towards optimising several bits in our code Various senior professors at the ORG especially our project supervisor Dr NAME NAME have strongly reccomended your name for assistance I hope you would be able to spare a little time to share some of your expertise with us We would really appreciate it Many Thanks kind regards 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NAME NAME of Large Integers After having done extensive research into this field and coming up with a first version implmentation of a reasonably powerful factorisation procedure we are looking towards optimising several bits in our code Various senior professors at the ORG especially our project supervisor Dr NAME NAME have strongly reccomended your name for assistance I hope you would be able to spare a little time to share some of your expertise with us We would really appreciate it Many Thanks kind regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Appointment Dear NAME NAME I represent a research group at the ORG NAME doing a project in NAME NAME of Large Integers After having done extensive research into this field and coming up with a first version implmentation of a reasonably powerful factorisation procedure we are looking towards optimising several bits in our code Various senior professors at the ORG especially our project supervisor Dr NAME NAME have strongly reccomended your name for assistance I hope you would be able to spare a little time to share some of your expertise with us We would really appreciate it Many Thanks kind regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE are we glad NAME Fwd Hi I downloaded your project everything worked up until I tried to run the factorization server the dist server works well I think there are programs missing from the distributable I am the founder on WEBSITE were interested in using your NAME program for the RSA factorization We have access to well over NUM NUM computer systems all over the world Anyhow Looking forward to your response NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE Re are we glad NAME Fwd Hello everyone I think we should discuss our response to this since everyone would have to agree about things like copyright etc SMILEY ie I 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to the source code NAME Hi I downloaded your project everything worked up until I tried to run the factorization server the dist server works well I think there are programs missing from the distributable I am the founder on WEBSITE we were interested in using your NAME program for the RSA factorizat ion We have access to well over NUM NUM computer systems all over the worl d Anyhow Looking forward to your response NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re are we glad NAME Fwd The NAME could be a good idea if everyone wanted to do this Perhaps we should stamp a NAME NUM NAME NAME at the top of each of our source files though other part NUM group projects have done this particularly those who have gone on to place their projects on sourceforge and other development servers I think 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NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hello everyone I think we should discuss our response to this since everyone would have to agree about things like copyright etc SMILEY ie I think we should retain our copyright as a group to the source code NAME Hi I downloaded your project everything worked up until I tried to run the factorization server the dist server works well I think there are programs missing from the distributable I am the founder on WEBSITE we were interested in using your NAME program for the RSA factorization We have access to well over NUM NUM computer systems all over the world Anyhow Looking forward to your response NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE Re are we glad NAME Fwd Current status is NUM NUM 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fast thing Testing please Thanks peeps SMILEY Re Block NAME Fantastic Implemented with singletons being removed Fast as a f ing fast thing Testing please Thanks peeps SMILEY Fantastic Implemented with singletons being removed Fast as a f ing fast thing Testing please Thanks peeps SMILEY Book on reserection Dear All If you ve not much time summary do you know of a good book which outlines the evidence for the resurrection that s suitable for a nonChristian I m quite happy to go and buy a copy of it if you can give me a title thanks First off sorry to email so many of you but I really wanted to try and get an answer pretty fast I ve just had quite a long conversation with NAME first year NAME NAME close friend of Karuna s in which we got on to Christianity why she did nt believe why I did believe It cumulated in talking about the resurrection I pointed to that as the proof of NAME claims of the truth of Christianity She asked if the only evidence for that was the bible so I talked about the reaction of the disciples and the absence of a body I noted that there was a lack of serious secular literature on the subject because people who investigated it seriously had this habit of becoming Christians I then asked if she d be interested if I could give her some literature outlining the evidence for the resurrection and she said she would be interested Hence the request anyone know a good book on the subject I can get for her And the reason for urgency I d like to get it for her before she forgets she asked for it hopefully while our conversation is still on her mind Finally it would be really good to pray for her Thanks NAME NAME maybe this is already obvious to everyone but I ll just say it it probably would nt be the most sensitive and helpful think to say to her I hear you ve been talking to NAME about the ressurection but to let her bring it up if she wants to ie treat this email with a degree of confidentiality Re Books I ll try to get the books to you a week on Friday If I m not able to I could leave them in your pigeon hole NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL Organization University of NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re Books As I did nt manage to get them off you at NAME on Saturday and I may not be at NAME for a while none next Saturday wo nt be there week after may be bus CHAR week after that it may be worth us trying to sort out some other way of getting the books to me I should be at the NAME a week on Friday sellin CHAR concert tickets if that s any help I m also at NAME NAME church on Sunday mornings if you know anyone who goes there Anyway I ll put the money I owe you in the NAME so I clear up my side of thing Thanks NAME On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi there The books that you ordered at the houseparty have arrived so IBll bring them to NAME on Saturday Could you all therefore bring your money pound NUM for NAME commentary and same for Call to Spiritual Reformation unless you have 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the rehearsal after the concert there was a democratic vote that the ladies should be boring and wear black However there was no vote as to whether the men should be able to be more festive in the bowtie department It was assumed that because the ladies were boring the men ought to be as the men did not vote on the appearance of the ladies it seems unfair that their decision should be foist upon the men I suggest they should all bring black bowties and another of their choice and have a democratic vote on the day NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME It is with regret that I am writing to inform you that the NAME NAME tour to NAME will not take place It proved impossible to reach complete agreement with the tour promoters I shall give a more detailed explanation at the NAME NUM rehearsal on Wednesday NUM May I realise that you have given a great deal to this tour already organising the annual leave and being prepared to contribute pound NUM towards the cost of the airfares and also your attendance at rehearsals Your cheque has not been banked and I shall return it to you at rehearsal tomorrow night or make arrangements to do so CHAR on behalf of the Council thank you for your hard work and commitment and we apologise for the disappointment The rehearsal scheduled to take place this Thursday May NUM is cancelled With best wishes Yours sincerely NAME Clean Clean DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Dear NAME It is with regret that I am writing to inform you that the NAME NAME tour to NAME will not take place It proved impossible to reach complete agreement with the tour promoters I shall give a more detailed explanation at the NAME NUM rehearsal on Wednesday NUM May I realise that you have given a great deal to this tour already organising the annual leave and being prepared to contribute pound NUM towards the cost of the airfares and also your attendance at rehearsals Your cheque has not been banked and I shall return it to you at rehearsal tomorrow night or make arrangements to do so CHAR on behalf of the Council thank you for your hard work and commitment and we apologise for the disappointment The rehearsal scheduled to take place this Thursday May NUM is cancelled With best wishes Yours sincerely NAME NAME Clean Clean DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Dear NAME Your were good enough to audition last week for the NAME tour and I think hope details have been passed to you At the moment rehearsals are NUM May NUM NAME Hall NUM June NUM June NUM am amp pm NUM June We were originally due to fly out on June NUM Tuesday the authorities shave now asked if we could fly out on Monday June NUM Would this be a problem for you There will also be additional rehearsals but as yet I don NAME know when they will be With best wishes NAME NAME Re NAME Oh NAME that is a terrible disappointment to you I am sure I am very sorry that you wo nt be going to NAME after all I hope you find something else to do with your vacation So sorry NAME Clean NAME NAME NAME Oh NAME that is a terrible disappointment to you I am sure I am very sorry that you wo nt be going to NAME after all I hope you find something else to do with your vacation So sorry NAME Re Re NAME Well who s a lucky boy then Well done NAME I envy you a trip to NAME NAME it should all be eyeopening and enjoyable I ll be expecting a postcard See you soon NAME Breaking news about NAME Action Hello to all the NUM scattered tribes of NAME please forgive the second email in as many days Good news dear friends the NAME is in NAME the chance of rapture this week is only NUM WEBSITE NAME still has his beard News of our day of Social Action Saturday rd NUM NUM we will be helping the Salvation Army out in a practical way with their Christmas programme we will be helping them by putting together their Christmas food and presents parcels for those who can not afford Christmas some of these will be given out before Christmas but a lot are given out on Christmas day at the meal for those who would otherwise be alone on Christmas day we will also be decorating their hall for this Christmas meal To come along meet at NUM ish outside NAME or join us from NUM NUM at the Salvation Army centre on NAME Rd just off NAME Rd NAME NUM NUM What good is it my brothers if a man claims to have faith but has no deeds Can such faith save him Suppose a brother or sister is without clothes and daily food If one of you says to him Go I wish you well keep warm and well fed but does nothing about his physical needs what good is it In the same way faith by itself if it is not accompanied by action is dead NAME NAME NAME NAME th NAME get your spouse I mean houseparty forms in to NAME NAME or NAME remember there is no time like the present to reserve your place on the Houseparty event of the term You can now sign up by email although I am afraid we do not take io CHAR s and need cash or cheques no ebank credits please This week s student lunch is a Mission Lunch and next week s lunch will be our Biblical 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NUM NUM NAME It is time to dust off your Good News NAME if you want to follow this email and marvel at the pictures Well done for making it this far in term CHAR little over NUM week left now as the NAME would say PRAISE THE LORD Surely you know that many runners take part in a race but only one of them wins the prize Every athlete in training submits to strict discipline in order to be crowned with a wreath that will last but we do it for one that last for ever That is why I run straight for the finishing line that is why I am like a boxer who does not waste his punches I harden my body with blows and bring it under complete control to keep myself from being disqualified after having called others to the contest NUM NAME NUM This weeks news is mostly what is below Risky Living Thursday th Nov NUM NUM for Food NUM NUM for Worship Our very own NAME NAME will be speaking on NAME with free handouts This will be the last Risky Living of the term so if you have not been before do come along 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NAME NAME Hall This will be the Last one of term so do come along and say hi It will be a bring and share lunch so do bring and share How ever Biblical loaves and fish are we are looking for a range of foods this is a chance for the NAME NAME s and NAME NAME among you to shine It will be a buffet style lunch so food which might be a good idea pizza s sandwiches cheeses hams salads fruits cakes etc We will provide drink so there is no need to worry about bring drinks We are relying on you though to be creative And for those who want to come in Biblical Fancy dress please do We shall end with some of the closing remarks of the book we started with The NAME of the NAME NAME be with you NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME and share Student lunch on Sunday Hello NUM and all CHAR brief reminder for you last Risky Living of term is tonight NUM NUM in NAME come for food fun and fellowship at NUM NUM we start worship Next week we will be having a Christmas party in NAME Hall NAME and share 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NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Fwd NAME NAME Placement NAME NAME This may be of interest You could mail EMAIL to register your interest and that way you increase your choice of opportunities and ensure you get on the list happy New year NAME Dear NAME NAME New Year Have you considered the benefits of the student placement scheme There are thousands of undergraduates looking for opportunities to gain experience and contribute to NAME either as part of their degree courses or during their summer holidays Since the scheme is recognised by NAME as the best means of recruiting quality people to work for NAME and as these students represent the future lifeblood of the company it makes sense to participate We invite you to take on student placements during NUM and look forward to receiving your project submissions If you have any questions about the student placement scheme please do not hesitate to contact the placement team on EMAIL or feel free to telephone NAME NAME or NAME on NUM NUM NUM at any time We also invite you to tell your colleagues about the scheme Additional information is available within the line managers guide along with the project submission form at WEBSITE Yours sincerely The NAME Placement NAME Issued on behalf of NAME NAME Placement Manager NAME NAME NAME The content of this message is confidential to the addressee If you have received this communication in error please notify the sender and delete the message Any opinions given or statements made in this message are not endorsed by NAME plc unless independently verified by an authorised representative Messages may be monitored by NAME plc Re bt this saturday Fwd NAME will you be at the flt at pm tomorrow if so you can take tickets and float from NAME after he finishes selling tickets I ll make sure that there are enough does this sound ok otherwise I could bring them up to you at NAME Hall on my way to the faculty after NAME but we would need to arrange to meet say at your porter s lodge or something thanks so much for your help NAME xx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote great thanks for the offer SMILEY I m not sure now how sensible it was of me to ask you given that you re already busy with publicity things NAME s asking around too so if we find someone else then it would prob be better to let you get on with running the acetates fliers desk but if you do end up selling tickets too I think NAME or NAME are the people to ask about where to get them from thanks again hope you re all having a good week SMILEY love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote will be at NAME to do acetates fliers anyway can sell tickets too get stuff from who when A NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi guys thanks so much again for all you re doing it s been great seeing posters and fliers springing up all over the place SMILEY just wondered whether you re free to do another little favour although do nt worry if not as I know you re both really busy will you be at bt this week as you know we re selling tickets only neither NAME NAME or I can be there so if you just happen to be there and if it would nt be too much trouble I wondered whether you might be able to help out but really do nt worry if not I ll just ask others SMILEY NAME how are you feeling now I do hope and pray that you re recovering quickly SMILEY have good weeks hope to see you soon love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re bt this saturday Fwd thanks NAME that s a good idea even if someone else ends up actually selling them SMILEY NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME will you be at the flt at pm tomorrow if so you can take tickets and float from NAME after he finishes selling tickets I ll make sure that there are enough does this sound ok otherwise I could bring them up to you at NAME Hall on my way to the faculty after NAME but we would need to arrange to meet say at your porter s lodge or something thanks so much for your help NAME xx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote great thanks for the offer SMILEY I m not sure now how sensible it was of me to ask you given that you re already busy with publicity things NAME s asking around too so if we find someone else then it would prob be better to let you get on with running the acetates fliers desk but if you do end up selling tickets too I think NAME or NAME are the people to ask about where to get them from thanks again hope you re all having a good week SMILEY love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote will be at NAME to do acetates fliers anyway can sell tickets too get stuff from who when A NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi guys thanks so much again for all you re doing it s been great seeing posters and fliers springing up all over the place SMILEY just wondered whether you re free to do another little favour although do nt worry if not as I know you re both really busy will you be at bt this week as you know we re 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morning Prayers NUM NUM NUM am in the NAME NAME Services next Sunday August th NUM th Sunday after NAME am Morning Service Speaker NAME NAME NAME Suffer for the Gospel NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM pm Holy Communion Speaker NAME Fellows NAME Suffer for the Gospel NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Welcome to NAME NAME s If you are new to our church and want to find out more about us please make yourself known to the folk at the Welcome Point after the service Services today August th NUM th Sunday after NAME am Holy Communion Speaker NAME NAME NAME Guard the Gospel NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM pm Comeback Service Speaker NAME NAME NAME Guard the Gospel NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM more people are needed for the NAME Rota This entails showing people to their seats taking up the collection direct people to the communion areas If you would like to find out more please speak to NAME NAME NAME NAME Treasures Change of day and time In September Little Treasures will be moving to Friday mornings NUM NUM am term time only CHURCH OFFICE HOURS Please note that for the next NUM weeks the church office will be open mornings only Tuesday Friday NUM am pm Mondays will be as normal NUM am pm NUM am Prayers at Living Water URGENTLY REQUIRED NUM drivers needed to make up the rota for NAME NAME This would require a NUM hour commitment every NUM weeks to ensure that NAME gets to church on Sunday For further details please contact NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Next Wednesday Friday th th the NAME NAME will be having some work done on several of the trees in the garden It would be helpful if there are no extra cars in the car park Thank you If you would like prayer for any specific need the Ministry NAME are available for prayer in the chapel at the front of the church after the service The NUM hour Prayer Circle is available for you at any time Please contact NAME NAME on NAME NUM or NAME Ducker on NAME NUM if NAME or NAME are unobtainable during the day please phone NAME at the church office on NAME NUM BIBLE 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to CHAR We look forward to hearing from you Love Mum Dad Dear NAME In the absence of a reply I assume you are getting these emails and are just busy I have opened the freeserve envelope which was nothing much just a user guide which I will take next door NAME has been getting to grips with emails and has even learned to talk to NAME in txt language Did you get the Amazon book I hope so I am hoping to send off thank you letters soon but people here are just as NAME however I hope by the end of the weekend We need to inform you that we are moving our mortgage to the coop bank We have to tell you because you are over NUM They may ask you to sign a form agreeing that they can take the house if we do nt pay It looks as if NAME is coming over with the exchange this year April ndth I will certainly arrange for him to come round sometime It occurred to me that it would be possible for us to put him up but only if CHAR you would let him have your room and you spend a week with granny Obviously 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but have not been able to get it to clear my computer as promised It just wants to repeatedly reload the program and not to perform the duties NAME NAME EMAIL How can I get this program to work I like the concept but have not been able to get it to clear my computer as promised It just wants to repeatedly reload the program and not to perform the duties NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Hi Everyone Hope you are all ok School Visits to NAME over the next NUM weeks Looking for volunteers for these dates if you can help with any of these please let me know it s a good way to earn extra cash as well Thursday NUM January NAME NAME Friday NUM January NAME NAME Monday NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME Wednesday NUM NAME NAME School NAME Thursday NUM NAME NAME NAME Friday NUM NAME NAME NAME School NAME You would be required from NUM hrs for GEEMA visits and NUM NUM hrs for all other visits Also we are looking for Maths students to help on a visit from NAME NAME to the Maths Department It is being held on Wednesday NUM January So please get in touch if you are interested In order to comply with current practice and to reassure schools colleges and parents NAME will ensure that all of our student ambassadors are NAME Criminal Records Bureau checked All you need to do is fill in a form The NAME check is important becuase you will be working with people under the age of NUM so it s important for you the students and NAME Even if you have not signed up to do a visit yet it will be a good idea to get it done now and out of the way If you have already been NAME checked by another organisation such as NAME NAME NAME s Scouts etc then you simply need to bring the certificate in and a proof of NAME Passport Original Birth Certificate or Driving Licence If you do not wish to complete one of these forms then we would prefer you not to do visits with us If you have not been checked or have not got the certificate then please come to the NAME office and complete the NAME form It only takes about NUM minutes to complete So please pop into the NAME Office on Tennis NAME Road anytime between NUM Just ask for NAME or NAME When you come you will need to know the following National Insurance Number All address you have lived at in the last NUM years You will also need to bring the following NUM Either your Passport Original Birth Certificate or NAME Licence NUM Either your NAME BS Statement Credit Card Statement NAME Card NAME Card NUM Another example of anything mentioned in NUM or NUM So that s NUM examples of NAME I know that it sounds a lot but them is the rules I am afriad If you are a foreign student or have any other issues that you might wish to discuss then just email or call NAME Many thanks and we hope to see you in the office NAME NAME NAME NAME Card NAME You have nt borrowed the card for NAME which was in my pigeonhole have you I ca nt seem to find it Hope your cold is better NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL NAME books request Dear chorus members I ve had an enquiry about borrowing a carol book for NAME th Does anyone have access to a set of NUM Carols for Choirs or Carols for NAME NAME NUM NUM which they might be able to borrow for use on the day and with luck next Thursday evening as well I realise that it s quite an expensive item at this time of the term I also realise that schools and churches may well be using them if not on that very day then after our concert and they would not want to run the risk of losing any However if anyone can find a source it would be hugely appreciated by those who have nt managed to secure one yet Please let me know asap if you have any news Best wishes NAME NAME books request Dear chorus members I ve had an enquiry about borrowing a carol book for NAME th Does anyone have access to a set of NUM Carols for Choirs or Carols for Ch oirs Bks NUM amp NUM which they might be able to borrow for use on the day and with luck next Thursday evening as well I realise that it s quite an expensive item at this time of the term CHAR als I realise that schools and churches may well be using them if not on that CHAR ery day then after our concert and they would not want to run the risk of CHAR osing any However if anyone can find a source it would be hugely appreciate CHAR by those who have nt managed to secure one yet Please let me know asap if you have any news Best wishes NAME Re Carols for Choirs I certainly do I ll pop one in your pigeon hole Could I have it back before Sunday please just leave it in the chapel NAME Hi NAME Do you have a copy of the Carols for Choirs NUM ie white edition that I could borrow on Thursday evening I need to borrow a copy for the CUMS rehearsal on Thursday but do nt want to have to buy one for just NUM evening Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME Fwd Just in case you decide your interested no harm in being added to the list then if by some miracle you happen to be free when something is happening you can come along loads of people are on the list who never turn up NAME Hi everyone I hope you have all had a good NAME break and are already looking forward to whatever you have planned for the summer let s forget about what comes in between now and then Just to let you know I ll be leading the CrossCultural Mission Group this year so would love to say a big thank you to NAME for all her work over the past couple of terms Hopefully we can have our first meeting of the term next week will send out details of that soon but first if you are still interested in some sort of crosscultural mission in the future could you email me back and briefly tell me how the NAME can support you now Maybe things like bible studies workshops prayer sessions talks on specifics etc could be good Many of you have shown interest in working with muslims so I was thinking of concentrating on that this term Would many of you make use of a talk on effective evangelism to muslims and maybe a culturally sensitive NAME NAME garden party for muslim friends I d love to hear your ideas Yours NAME x NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME Hi guys Thank you for your replies to my last email they ve been really helpful most of my plans for the NAME have come from you Please do continue to let me know what you would like as the group is here for us to support eachother To start off our term focussing on mission to muslims let s meet this TUESDAY AT pm in the HENRY MARTYN HALL finished before NAME Either in the hall or in NUM of the rooms upstairs for a bible study NUM that is useful in evangelism to muslims and that could be used in openbible dialogue and prayer We ll also be able to share any trips projects we have planned for over the summer vac so we can be praying for eachother and getting ideas for future summers If you have any good missionfocussed books biographies why do nt you bring them along and tell us about them so we can have ideas for reading over the summer too Please do come along let me know if you can just to have rough numbers but do come along on the evening even if you do nt reply See below if you are interested in mission to NAME NAME x NAME are having a weekend conference on NAME and missions in November this year at NAME in NAME NAME NAME is planning on going and is looking to get a group together as it would make sense for all of us to book together Details are at the address below The cost is pound NUM for fulltime students WEBSITE The places are limited and we do need to book as soon as possible NAME please contact NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL Re NAME supervisions Hi NAME any of those times is fine for me I think as I do nt have anything organised for the beginning of term yet as far as I know I d actually prefer Friday afternoon partly NAME its in NAME and I do nt want to hang around in teh wgb on thursday or have to make NUM trips out there and partly NAME it gives me a little more time to actually do the work This depends on Dr NAME though obviously as he seems to have suggested pm which is the only time you do nt appear to be able to do so if you want to email him and suggest whatever time on friday that suits you both or possibly a time on thursday if that does nt work hope you ve had a good holidays so far and have nt done too much work NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME supervisions NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Hope you re having a good break I ca nt do Wednesday afternoon I m busy NUM pm on Wednesday but could do either Thursday afternoon anytime or Friday afternoon NUM NUM in NAME How about you See you soon NAME On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME NAME We need to arrange a time for your first NAME supervision for which you will of course have finished the work weeks ago Could we do this in NAME on Wednesday rd at NUM pm if at all possible If that does nt work then it would have to be late on Thursday afternoon NUM pm at the NAME NAME Building or late on Friday afternoon NUM pm again in NAME Could you please hand in the work to my pigeonhole in NAME by lunchtime on Tuesday so I get a chance to mark it NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Overloaded with spam With NAME NUM you can filter it out WEBSITE Re NAME supervisions Hi can NAME and I please put off our supervisions until next term as next week is already rather packed with supervisions for me at least so I m already a little snowed under thanks NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Your first supervision could be next week on Thursday or Friday or it could be next term Which would you like and do you have any preference on pairings If so let me know otherwise I will arbitrarily pair NAME and DanEd Please let me know your prefered pairings if not the NUM suggested and whether each pair would like their first supervision to be next week or next term The work for the first supervision is NUM warmup questions and PARTS of NUM exam questions Before you complain that I ve set NUM exam questions for NUM supervision note that the parts I ve chosen only amount to NUM marks so it s really not much more than NUM questions warmup questions a short paragraph each NUM NUM and NUM NUM in the notes exam questions WEBSITE WEBSITE The last NUM of these are also available in the notes as questions NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM NUM For the last one please can you answer the question for ALL NUM coordinate systems do nt just pick NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL University of NAME NAME Laboratory NUM NUM NUM Re NAME supervisions ok cheers I ll write to dr CHAR and tell him thanks last week of term always seems to spiral out of control for some reason em On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote np cheers NAME On Sunday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME is it ok if we do this next term I have already got a fair few supervisions on next week and its a bit of a nightmare Your first supervision could be next week on Thursday or Friday or it could be next term Which would you like and do you have any preference on pairings If so let me know otherwise I will arbitrarily pair NAME and DanEd Please let me know your prefered pairings if not the NUM suggested and whether each pair would like their first supervision to be next week or next term The work for the first supervision is NUM warmup questions and PARTS of NUM exam questions Before you complain that I ve set NUM exam questions for NUM supervision note that the parts I ve chosen only amount to NUM marks so it s really not much more than NUM questions warmup questions a short paragraph each NUM NUM and NUM NUM in the notes exam questions WEBSITE WEBSITE The last NUM of these are also available in the notes as questions NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM NUM For the last one please can you answer the question for ALL NUM coordinate systems do nt just pick NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL University of NAME NAME Laboratory NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME supervisions NAME is it ok if we do this next term I have already got a fair few supervisions on next week and its a bit of a nightmare Your first supervision could be next week on Thursday or Friday or it could be next term Which would you like and do you have any preference on pairings If so let me know otherwise I will arbitrarily pair NAME and DanEd Please let me know your prefered pairings if not the NUM suggested and whether each pair would like their first supervision to be next week or next term The work for the first supervision is NUM warmup questions and PARTS of NUM exam questions Before you complain that I ve set NUM exam questions for NUM supervision note that the parts I ve chosen only amount to NUM marks so it s really not 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Remembrance Sunday and there will be a NUM minutes silence at NUM NUM Do bring friends family pets and fellows Student lunch will be after the NUM NUM service in the upstairs room commonly known as the NAME NAME NAME again friends family and fellows are very welcome to this The CHAR weekend away is taking place over this weekend so your prayers for that are very welcome NAME NUM SMILEY Sunday evening after the evening service there will be student welcome teas very ably hosted by our welcome team Meet after the church service in the church or just make your way to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME for the lads and NAME for the girls NAME of Songs NUM NUM for those heading straight to NAME and NAME NAME NUM NUM I hope that this email finds you well any problems please do be in touch NAME bless NAME Re cheese Hi NAME What are you talking about I can definitely get NAME dancing Trust me This is an area I m an expert in As for Saturday I will organise the sections tonight and drop it into your plodge so do nt fear It would probably be best to buy some uni maps from NAME in the morning they re only p each with a uni card So far the team consists of You NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR after pm and me after pm and possibly NAME I You re right something needs to be done about this I will be praying hard and looking out for people to pressgang at LIFE tonight if the opportunity arises If I do persuade anyone I ll tell them these details Let me know if there s a problem with them Meet at pm outside NAME do you have a distinguishing item of clothing that you could wear so people recognise you in Market Square with more people it would be better to meet outside I think do nt you If they are going to be late they can call you and catch us up Kinda need the contact number soonish to tell people tho Could you email the above and tell them those details tonight hope to hear from you in a few mins NAME CHAR cheque CHAR meant to ask you yesterday can CHAR be reimbursed sometime cheers NAME CHAR meant to ask you yesterday can CHAR be reimbursed sometime cheers NAME Re cheque wikkid cheers man have a good holiday and NAME NAME CHAR meant to ask you yesterday can CHAR be reimbursed sometime NAME s currently chasing up the unpaid debts I ve just emailed her relating to my items so I mentioned that you need paying too In Him NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME se NAME wepg Dear NAME It was lovely to meet you this morning and your name has duly been added to the email We have yet to confirm time for prayer meeting but I will let you know NAME NAME NAME NAME xx On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi I believe that you re the person to ask to have my name added to the NAME and SE NAME NAME NAME NAME Group list could you add my name and email please Hope you re having a good vac NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME se NAME wepg Dear NAME Thank you so much I really appreciate the effort you took attaching the map and everything NAME Thursday NUM or as soon after lectures as possible to finish in time for NUM o clocks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME s Room See the map attached of how to get there from the porters lodge on NAME NAME s NAME Essentially it is just go through the college over the Bridge of Sighs through NAME NAME into River NAME immediate left by the porters lodge over there follow the path round until you find CHAR NAME this helps Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME se NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME to hear from you Well would be great to see you and catch up How about tomorrow Wednesday afternoon I could meet you in town or else come to yours whatever I ll check my email tonight have to go to college to do this as the housemate with the computer is not back you pick time and location how s your vac going NAME very lazy not done work stressed now as not done work own fault aaargh The NAME NAME go well was good fun but also very challenging very very came back feeling dazed normal I guess for such concentrated study And are you managing to get anywhere with choosing those philosophy options hmm spse I should give that some more thought really thx for reminding me I was just thinking about joining the NAME NAME so I went to the NAME website to find out who led it only to find it was you SMILEY Are you continuing to do that over the next year and if so when do you meet yup will still be doing it as far as I know actually there are NUM leaders but NAME only wanted NUM name the other NUM is NAME from NAME Thursday NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s email NAME on NAME to be added to the list think the plan is to start first day of term ie week thursday but have to check location email bizzy and I ll get the weekly update once we get ourselves organised btw emailed NAME to say that I would nt mind helping with the Christmas concert what am I getting myself into Are you NAME then love in NAME NAME Chinese New Year Concert NUM NAME NUM Monday Re NAME Greeting Card from NAME NAME that s really cool It s even got rocks on it SMILEY Thank you and hope yours go ok too NAME has it all under control do nt panic NAME On NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote NAME NAME has created a NAME for you on NAME s website NAME the link below to view your NAME on ChristiaNet WEBSITE If you are asked for a password enter this password NUM Please help us keep the Christian ECards free by clicking on our advertiser and receiving a FREE Christian Book WEBSITE Also register to win a FREE NAME WEBSITE The card will remain on the server for about NUM weeks so please print it out or save it as soon as you can NAME NUM NAME christmas again But about singing this time The Christmas choir is singing in the carols by candlelight service on December nd with rehearsals being on November th December nd th and th as well as on the afternoon of the service There is a list to sign Shall I sign you up for the nd NUM Monday rehearsals I sha nt be able to make them because of Homegroup but am hoping to persuade NAME I can sing with the choir at least for the carols and try and learn anything new Dad has not decided whether to join in Mum using dad s account because my NAME one is refusing to send anything But about singing this time The Christmas choir is singing in the carols by candlelight service on December nd with rehearsals being on November th December nd th and th as well as on the afternoon of the service There is a list to sign Shall I sign you up for the nd NUM Monday rehearsals I sha nt be able to make them because of Homegroup but am hoping to persuade NAME I can sing with the choir at least for the carols and try and learn anything new Dad has not decided whether to join in Mum using dad s account because my NAME one is refusing to send anything NAME Christmas advice Apologies if you do nt find this funny I did even if I am the only NUM at home this evening NAME How to NAME a NAME NAME NUM Go buy a turkey NAME NUM Take a drink of whiskey scotch or NAME NAME NUM Put turkey in the oven NAME NUM Take another NUM drinks of whiskey NAME NUM Set the degree at NUM ovens NAME NUM Take NUM more whiskeys of drink NAME NUM Turn oven the on NAME NUM Take NUM whisks of drinky NAME NUM NAME the bastey NAME NUM Whiskey another bottle of get NAME NUM Stick a turkey in the thermometer NAME NUM NAME yourself a pour of whiskey NAME NUM Bake the whiskey for NUM hours NAME NUM Take the oven out of the NAME NAME NUM Take the oven out of the NAME NAME NUM Floor the turkey up off the pick NAME NUM NAME the carvey NAME NUM Get yourself another scottle of botch NAME NUM NAME the sable and pour yourself a glass of NAME NAME NUM Bless the saying pass and eat out Christmas concert Dear members of CUMS Chorus I just need to check that there are enough copies of NAME s Christmas Oratorio for the people who missed tonight s rehearsal If you were NOT at tonight s rehearsal but you DO need to buy or hire a copy please email me by return to say whether you want to buy or hire Please DO NT email if you WERE at the rehearsal and put your hand up to register your need for music next week I do nt want to count anyone twice Thanks NAME Re Christmas is coming Yes NUM is fine obviously if we are going to drive to NorthCourt and park there we will need to agree an exact time for you to open the gates Probably best if we do drive down before chapel though because it saves a lot of time afterwards and we do nt want to be late home Shall we say NAME I wo nt be checking my email again until Sunday afternoon so please give a definite answer as to what time you re coming cannot be earlier than pm or later than pm if you want to change it NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I have spoken to NAME and arranged that we will come up after lunch to see them and exchange presents then we can meet you when you are free obviously if we are going to drive to NorthCourt and park there we will need to agree an exact time for you to open the gates Probably best if we do drive down before chapel though because it saves a lot of time afterwards and we do nt want to be late home Let us know what you think would be the best arrangement Mum well it is Advent this time at least I spoke to the NAME on Sunday about next Sunday and he said that he d be happy if wanted for you to park in their driveway to avoid breaking the twohour waiting rule but he added that there should nt be a problem if you park in NAME Court for that time provided you put a notice in the windscreen saying you were in Chapel for the NAME Service The service starts at NAME and I wo nt be back in NAME from the NAME students houseparty until NUM pm so arriving between these times would probably be a good idea NAME all is well at home See you Sunday love NAME Re Christmas is coming I have spoken to NAME and arranged that we will come up after lunch to see them and exchange presents then we can meet you when you are free obviously if we are going to drive to NorthCourt and park there we will need to agree an exact time for you to open the gates Probably best if we do drive down before chapel though because it saves a lot of time afterwards and we do nt want to be late home Let us know what you think would be the best arrangement Mum well it is Advent this time at least I spoke to the NAME on Sunday about next Sunday and he said that he d be happy if wanted for you to park in their driveway to avoid breaking the twohour waiting rule but he added that there should nt be a problem if you park in NAME Court for that time provided you put a notice in the windscreen saying you were in Chapel for the NAME Service The service starts at NAME and I wo nt be back in NAME from the NAME students houseparty until NAME so arriving between these times would probably be a good idea NAME all is well at home See you Sunday love NAME Christmas Ringing NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Hi I m NAME NAME current NAME computer secretary NAME NAME has asked me to email you to ask whether you could serve as the NAME computing secretary for the next year To let you know what s involved here s what I ve done for the last year Updating the website Each term update termcard Beginning of year update contact details And then any other updates that need to happen WEBSITE NAME SMILEY Managing the email lists NAME has over NUM email lists Along with the database secretary I manage them all Most are not directly our control since they are college group email lists and reps sort them out We sort out the NAME central NUM We tend to average about NUM mailererror a day mainly because of full inboxes All managing done through NAME obviously NAME Event Website This was an extra this year and not necessarily the job of the NAME Secretary Depends who the NAME ask to do it obviously whoever they ask will need access to the webserver though WEBSITE domain Our domain name provider is NAME WEBSITE Also control of subdomains email forwarding etc Recently I ve started work on a members sections for the website This is so we can publish things that we might not want complete public access to eg talk downloads prayer points etc I m not going to finish it this term but will probably continue writing it over the vac I m currently working in NAME and probably NAME The webserver for the website is currently as I expect you know the NAME I see you have an account already so that makes things a little easier if you decide to take the job on It sounds like a lot of work but it s not really that bad The termcard each term is quite a big job but it s only NUM page of html editing All in all an enjoyable job if you like computing And you have the power to change the lovely green colour on the NAME website I think I ve got quite used to it Have a think and pray about whether you d like to do it and let me know if you have any further questions and your response Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME RD e EMAIL p NUM NUM w WEBSITE icq NUM msn EMAIL yahoo cmtuk Re NAME NAME NAME Event Fwd Fwd IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Hi NAME we have a venue for the prayer meeting on Saturday NAME NAME has kindly offered us use of her room see below love NAME You would be most welcome to host your prayer mtg in my room NAME NAME NAME Directions from front gate of college Walk through first ct into second ct turn right and walk through into chapel court keep walking straight ahead under archway in wall through to NAME NAME My staircase is round to the left I shall expect hoards of people to turn up at NUM NAME all the preparations are going smoothly Love NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Event Fwd Hi everyone sorry to be brief you may all know about this already I just thought I d make sure the final prayer meeting for tonight will be at ish in NAME NAME room in NAME directions NAME NAME NAME Directions from front gate of college Walk through first ct into second ct turn right and walk through into chapel court keep walking straight ahead under archway in wall through to NAME NAME My staircase is round to the left please do come if you can make it and bring along anyone else who d like to the more the merrier SMILEY do nt worry if you can only come for a bit please just come when you can and leave when you need to Let s all commit this evening to NAME and pray he d be working even through our weaknesses as we know he s able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine according to his power that s at work within us to him be the glory in the church and in NAME NAME throughout all generations for ever and ever NAME NUM NUM see you later love NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Event Fwd NAME NAME You would be most welcome to host your prayer mtg in my room NAME NAME NAME Directions from front gate of college Walk through first ct into second ct turn right and walk through into chapel court keep walking straight ahead under archway in wall through to NAME NAME My staircase is round to the left I shall expect hoards of people to turn up at NUM NAME all the preparations are going smoothly Love NAME Hi NAME Would your room be ok for this I just thought it s near the chapel I m not actually going as its not really my sort of thing so if not we could book the NMR for them or something or get a first year to host the prayer meeting although they are a long way away What do you think Hope you re having a good morning Love NAME Hi NAME Would it be possible for you to arrange for there to be a room somewhere in NAME s where we could pray before the concert from pm as below Many thanks NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME Event Date Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME is coming up on Friday and staying NAME and Sat nights so on Saturday he ll pop in to hear some of the pm rehearsal on Saturday I wo nt be around but he knows where he s coming perhaps one of you armed with the photo of him in the program could look out for him though I m sure he ll make himself known I will then meet him and bring him to NAME s for pm If you could arrange somewhere to pray in NAME s from NUM that would be great and if NAME can join us and anyone else who wants to maybe NUM or NUM exec members may like to if they free feel free Let me know where that will be sometime and then I can bring NAME to the right place I ll go and retrieve the prog from my pigeon hole and take a look now Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court From NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Sent NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME I ll drop in sometime during the day Then I ll see you in whoever s room at NUM Just tell me where NAME From NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Sent NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM To NAME NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know NAME NAME and NAME NAME the NUM administrators who are doing very well even though rushed off their feet suggest the following If you d like to hear some or all of the final rehearsal you d be welcome to come along to NAME NAME s Chapel for that which is pm in the afternoon We are having our weekly central NAME prayer meeting from pm and then our NAME Teaching with NAME NAME from pm Both of those are in NAME Chapel very near to NAME NAME s place You d be more than welcome to come along to either or both of those if you wanted to It would be good then to get to NAME NAME s and pray beforehand Chapel Evensong is taking place from pm What is suggested is that we meet at NAME NAME s with a couple of others who are involved and pray in someone s room from NAME and then when eveningsong is over the stewarding team will move in and organise the chapel The technical guys can make sure you re correctly wired up and then we ll all be set I hope that this all makes some kind of sense I realise that if you come to all of this you will have no time for dinner so do work out how you can best fit that in too Yours NAME NAME I ll be there all day we re staying with NAME NAME NAME on the Friday night and we ll be mooching around NAME all day Saturday Just tell us when and where to be and we ll be there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re NAME NAME NAME Event Fwd IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission that s great thanks NAME In case you re wondering why I m replying both NAME and I get to see everything that goes to and from the johnspassion address so I ll see you there NAME all s going well for you preparations seem to be going well on the whole thanks but please keep praying especially for lots and lots of nonCs to come and be challenged to turn to NAME SMILEY and if they buy tickets beforehand so much the better thanks again love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME You would be most welcome to host your prayer mtg in my room NAME NAME NAME Directions from front gate of college Walk through first ct into second ct turn right and walk through into chapel court keep walking straight ahead under archway in wall through to NAME NAME My staircase is round to the left I shall expect hoards of people to turn up at NUM NAME all the preparations are going smoothly Love NAME Hi NAME Would your room be ok for this I just thought it s near the chapel I m not actually going as its not really my sort of thing so if not we could book the NMR for them or something or get a first year to host the prayer meeting although they are a long way away What do you think Hope you re having a good morning Love NAME Hi NAME Would it be possible for you to arrange for there to be a room somewhere in NAME s where we could pray before the concert from pm as below Many thanks NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME Event Date Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME is coming up on Friday and staying NAME and Sat nights so on Saturday he ll pop in to hear some of the pm rehearsal on Saturday I wo nt be around but he knows where he s coming perhaps one of you armed with the photo of him in the program could look out for him though I m sure he ll make himself known I will then meet him and bring him to NAME s for pm If you could arrange somewhere to pray in NAME s from NUM that would be great and if NAME can join us and anyone else who wants to maybe NUM or NUM exec members may like to if they free feel free Let me know where that will be sometime and then I can bring NAME to the right place I ll go and retrieve the prog from my pigeon hole and take a look now Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court From NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Sent NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM To EMAIL Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME I ll drop in sometime during the day Then I ll see you in whoever s room at NUM Just tell me where NAME From NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Sent NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM To NAME NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know NAME NAME and NAME NAME the NUM administrators who are doing very well even though rushed off their feet suggest the following If you d like to hear some or all of the final rehearsal you d be welcome to come along to NAME NAME s Chapel for that which is pm in the afternoon We are having our weekly central NAME prayer meeting from pm and then our NAME Teaching with NAME NAME from pm Both of those are in NAME Chapel very near to NAME NAME s place You d be more than welcome to come along to either or both of those if you wanted to It would be good then to get to NAME NAME s and pray beforehand Chapel Evensong is taking place from pm What is suggested is that we meet at NAME NAME s with a couple of others who are involved and pray in someone s room from NAME and then when eveningsong is over the stewarding team will move in and organise the chapel The technical guys can make sure you re correctly wired up and then we ll all be set I hope that this all makes some kind of sense I realise that if you come to all of this you will have no time for dinner so do work out how you can best fit that in too Yours NAME NAME I ll be there all day we re staying with NAME NAME NAME on the Friday night and we ll be mooching around NAME all day Saturday Just tell us when and where to be and we ll be there NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re NAME NAME Event Fwd Guys See the below from NAME NAME Should we sell him a ticket for his wife or give him one Your call but please let me know soon so I can tell him Love NAME NAME while I think about it Are there any tickets left ie for NAME my wife Dear NAME I hope that you are well and that the work at NAME NAME s is going well Thank you very much for being able to come and speak at the concert event on Saturday th NAME I m writing now to check on some of the details and to put you in touch with NAME NAME the conductor to whom this email is cc d The concert has now been confirmed for pm in NAME NAME s Chapel with NUM seats available I will be able to send you a copy of our english translation of the libretto shortly which you may like to refer to Last year at our concert event it was found to be helpful that a transcript of the talk given was printed in the programme allowing people to follow if they desire and to take the gospel talk home with them This would mean we d need a copy of your talk by around the nd of NAME please let me know if this will be possible It would be good if you could liaise with NAME over the timing and placing of your talk in the concert please do email him and work out what will be best I m sure that NAME will also be able to provide you with any other musical information which you want Yours in Him NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Re Fwd NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME and NAME I m slightly confused about the issue of followup literature for the concert There is now an advert for the WITNESS Cafe for the NAME this term and for the NAME Service on the back page of the program however it would be good to eitehr flag this up somehow and to have some kind of literature available I suggest that you liaise with NAME this email it to him as well re the NAME s Gospels and see what you can organise Let me know how it comes along love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Sorry for all the emails today guys things are warming up now and so no doubt there ll be more to come NAME just posed a question which I do nt know if you ve thought about at all or if you d like me to think about Somehow we need to work out how we re going to follow up Do we get NAME to plug Witness Cafe for Students Offer copies of NAME s gospel and NAME these were our thoughts I think we d decided to put something about the witness cafe on the back page of the programme and we ve been looking into using any leftover gospels from witness what we do with them will depend on how many there are what are your thoughts on how we could finance this there s not really any more room in the budget NAME correct me if I m wrong or would this just come out of the normal NAME literature costs thanks NAME Let me know your thoughts Thanks NAME Re Fwd NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME and NAME I m slightly confused about the issue of followup literature for the concert There is now an advert for the WITNESS Cafe for the NAME this term and for the NAME Service on the back page of the program however it would be good to eitehr flag this up somehow and to have some kind of literature available I suggest that you liaise with NAME this email it to him as well re the NAME s Gospels and see what you can organise Hi guys I propose we bring along some NAME flyers to have at the back and some ChoiceWeAllFace booklets As for NAME s gospels I do nt have them but I guess I should know where they are Do you want NUM copies of NAME Might be tricky I ll see what we ve got NAME bless NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is coming up on Friday and staying NAME and Sat nights so on Saturday he ll pop in to hear some of the pm rehearsal on Saturday I wo nt be around but he knows where he s coming perhaps one of you armed with the photo of him in the program could look out for him though I m sure he ll make himself known I will then meet him and bring him to NAME s for pm If you could arrange somewhere to pray in NAME s from NUM that would be great and if NAME can join us and anyone else who wants to maybe NUM or NUM exec members may like to if they free feel free Let me know where that will be sometime and then I can bring NAME to the right place I ll go and retrieve the prog from my pigeon hole and take a look now Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court I ll drop in sometime during the day Then I ll see you in whoever s room at NUM Just tell me where NAME Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know NAME NAME and NAME NAME the NUM administrators who are doing very well even though rushed off their feet suggest the following If you d like to hear some or all of the final rehearsal you d be welcome to come along to NAME NAME s Chapel for that which is pm in the afternoon We are having our weekly central NAME prayer meeting from pm and then our NAME Teaching with NAME NAME from pm Both of those are in NAME Chapel very near to NAME NAME s place You d be more than welcome to come along to either or both of those if you wanted to It would be good then to get to NAME NAME s and pray beforehand Chapel Evensong is taking place from pm What is suggested is that we meet at NAME NAME s with a couple of others who are involved and pray in someone s room from NAME and then when eveningsong is over the stewarding team will move in and organise the chapel The technical guys can make sure you re correctly wired up and then we ll all be set I hope that this all makes some kind of sense I realise that if you come to all of this you will have no time for dinner so do work out how you can best fit that in too Yours NAME NAME I ll be there all day we re staying with NAME NAME NAME on the Friday night and we ll be mooching around NAME all day Saturday Just tell us when and where to be and we ll be there NAME Re NAME NAME NAME great thanks I ll be playing in the rehearsal maybe someone else can meet him otherwise I ll see him at the end and NAME knows him anyway I ll let you know where the prayer meeting will be do nt worry NAME will probably not be able to come as he was hoping to go to evensong at NAME s to get a head start with setting up but I certainly hope to make it to the prayer meeting see you later NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME is coming up on Friday and staying NAME and Sat nights so on Saturday he ll pop in to hear some of the pm rehearsal on Saturday I wo nt be around but he knows where he s coming perhaps one of you armed with the photo of him in the program could look out for him though I m sure he ll make himself known I will then meet him and bring him to NAME s for pm If you could arrange somewhere to pray in NAME s from NUM that would be great and if NAME can join us and anyone else who wants to maybe NUM or NUM exec members may like to if they free feel free Let me know where that will be sometime and then I can bring NAME to the right place I ll go and retrieve the prog from my pigeon hole and take a look now Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court I ll drop in sometime during the day Then I ll see you in whoever s room at NUM Just tell me where NAME Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know NAME NAME and NAME NAME the NUM administrators who are doing very well even though rushed off their feet suggest the following If you d like to hear some or all of the final rehearsal you d be welcome to come along to NAME NAME s Chapel for that which is pm in the afternoon We are having our weekly central NAME prayer meeting from pm and then our NAME Teaching with NAME NAME from pm Both of those are in NAME Chapel very near to NAME NAME s place You d be more than welcome to come along to either or both of those if you wanted to It would be good then to get to NAME NAME s and pray beforehand Chapel Evensong is taking place from pm What is suggested is that we meet at NAME NAME s with a couple of others who are involved and pray in someone s room from NAME and then when eveningsong is over the stewarding team will move in and organise the chapel The technical guys can make sure you re correctly wired up and then we ll all be set I hope that this all makes some kind of sense I realise that if you come to all of this you will have no time for dinner so do work out how you can best fit that in too Yours NAME NAME I ll be there all day we re staying with NAME NAME NAME on the Friday night and we ll be mooching around NAME all day Saturday Just tell us when and where to be and we ll be there NAME Re Fwd NAME NAME NAME OK first thing is to reread my email from last Wednesday just in case that clarifies things any better because I think that is the most detailed explanation about Yes sorry I did nt really take it in the first time all makes sense now no need for NAME to clarify however it would be good to eitehr flag this up somehow that s something NAME needs to raise in his talk viz my email last Wednesday I ll liaise with NAME over this I ll get him to mention the WITNESS Cafe and also the NAME s Gospels once we have a confirmed plan with those reply to the NUM of NUM gospel emails to follow shortly Sorry about all of those I think NAME NAME and I were all at computers at the same time so ended up having a bit of an email conversation about it hope you can follow it through Thanks for all you re doing NAME Re NAME concert prayer NAME chorus Dear all Sorry about not getting in touch with you sooner I was waiting for the music to arrive The first rehearsal will be on Monday th January in the old library from NUM pm Please try to be on time as we have alot to get through I have set a date for the performance of NAME s NAME th April the very start of next termso put this into your diaries I m lining up some great soloists and orchestra so it looks as though it is going to be great Look forward to seeing you on Monday NAME x NAME CHAR if you know of anybody who wants to come but did nt sign up tell them that they are very welcome to come along NAME SUMMER SINGFEST NUM NUM Dear NAME CHAR big thanks to all for agreeing to sing in Tuesday s NAME NAME concert This is a special group email to you as choir members or intending choir members to give you some key practical information REHEARSALS AND CONCERT will be as follows NAME slight rejigging of times from earlier plans Monday rehearsal NUM Tuesday runthrough NUM concert NUM refreshments and madrigals from circa NUM optional formal hall NUM pm see note about this below NOTES Rendezvous is always NAME College Chapel NAME colleagues we will see you as soon as you can get to us after school Full choir items will be indoor half NAME The heavens are telling NAME NAME for NAME NAME NAME outdoor half the first third and final madrigals in the madrigal booklet ie all those we rehearsed on Sunday except the second NUM plus an extra NUM madrigals which I will teach on Monday If you would like to book in for FORMAL HALL following the concert please either tell me at Monday s rehearsal or email NAME NAME NUM by Monday NUM pm The cost will be approximately NUM pounds If you cannot make Monday s rehearsal but would like to look at the music before Tuesday please ring or text me NAME NAME NAME envelopes will await you at NAME NAME s lodge from midmorning Monday Any other queries do nt hesitate to get in touch Quicker to ring or text me than to email See you all soon and thanks again NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM Fwd NAME SUMMER SINGFEST NAME NUM NAME Dear NAME PLEASE COME AND SING WITH NAME READ ON FOR DETAILS We did nt have a brilliant turnout at the NAME NAME rehearsal on Monday which meant that the committee and I have had to rethink our concert plans for next Tuesday After all the time and effort that many people have put into the choir since January we were loath to pull the plug on the concert altogether but we recognised that a lot of you have NUM other distractions in this hectic May Week period So we re going to try and reconstitute next Tuesday s event into something a bit different The plan is now to have a hybrid event a short concert in chapel comprising the NAME NAME and NAME we have been rehearsing plus perhaps some simple extra items eg more movements of NAME to pad it out a little bit after which point the choir and audience will decamp outdoors ideally to the lakeside for refreshments concluding with some madrigals from the choir We will aim to start the chapel bit at NUM with the outdoor bit following at circa NUM in this way the whole event will combine nicely with formal hall for those who want to make an evening of it or with NAME Balls for those of you who are going on to a ball The audience will pay a set charge for the whole package ie indoor outdoor music and refreshments but you will get the experience for free We should be able to mount this simplified programme on relatively little rehearsal The schedule will be Sunday th NUM yes during the NAME event but we will rehearse in chapel Monday th NUM Tuesday th NUM run through concert at NUM PLEASE COME AND SING WITH US FOR THIS It will be fun and hopefully a manageable time commitment for everybody In order to proceed we need to know that we have viable numbers so PLEASE RESPOND TO ME BY NAME NOON by email phone or text message and let me know whether you are on board for this If you are please confirm which reharsals you can make If you have difficulty over some of the rehearsal times this can be negotiated with me Keep the slots free and I will reconfirm to everyone by Saturday lunchtime what is happening Hear back from you all soon NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM Re NAME College NAME NAME Formal Hall OK final numbers are in Everyone except NAME is able to make it sorry NAME so I ll tell the College to expect NUM NAME NUM interloper to descend on NAME tomorrow night at NUM NUM See you then Re NAME College NAME NAME Formal Hall So far I have yes answers from NUM people Does anyone else want to come The yes es are from NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME Formal Hall You are cordially invited to this year s NAME College NAME NAME Formal Hall It is to be on Tuesday th NAME at NUM NUM pm in NAME in College It is a standard student NAME NAME so we do nt get to chose the menu The College is paying for this and is providing up to NUM glasses of wine each ie NUM bottles to share out If you want more wine than this you ll need to bring your own Please reply to me by email before NAME s NAME Friday th letting me know if you can come or not so that I can finalise numbers with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME Dear NAME It s ages since I saw you but I have nt forgotten how well you sing Would you like to take part in the NAME NAME s performance of NAME s Requiem on Saturday April th next year in NAME NAME s Church NAME NAME Road It is hopefully going to be quite a big affair involving present and past students teachers and parents in both the choir and orchestra We are going to dedicate the performance to the memory of one of our th form girls who died a few weeks ago of cancer It would be so nice if you could join us NAME NAME and NAME NAME would like me be overjoyed There will be a rehearsal on the Saturday afternoon of course and also some evening NUM in the NUM weeks leading up to the concert However I realise that those could be difficult for you and would be quite happy if you could just make the Saturday NUM I know how good your sightreading is Quite apart from getting you to siong it would be lovely to see you again and find out how you are getting on Look forward to hearing from you NAME Dear NAME It s ages since I saw you but I have nt forgotten how well you sing Would you like to take part in the NAME NAME s performance of NAME s Requiem on Saturday April th next year in NAME NAME s Church NAME NAME Road It is hopefully going to be quite a big affair involving present and past students teachers and parents in both the choir and orchestra We are going to dedicate the performance to the memory of one of our th form girls who died a few weeks ago of cancer It would be so nice if you could join us NAME NAME and NAME NAME would like me be overjoyed There will be a rehearsal on the Saturday afternoon of course and also some evening NUM in the NUM weeks leading up to the concert However I realise that those could be difficult for you and would be quite happy if you could just make the Saturday NUM I know how good your sightreading is Quite apart from getting you to siong it would be lovely to see you again and find out how you are getting on Look forward to hearing from you NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME Will you be able to sing in the NAME Requiem on Saturday NUM April I do hope so We have had a really fantastic response from parents and friends and the choir now numbers NUM However the tenor section is the smallest with NUM singers so I m sure you can see just how welcome you would be Our Austrian exchange takes place that week and one of the teachers whom I m sure you will remember will be singing CHAR sad piece of news poor old NAME NAME died about a month ago He had had prostate cancer for some years but it was only just before Christmas that he became really ill NAME seems to be coping quite well in fact we are going over to see her tomorrow She seems to be keeping herself very busy with her school and church Anyway I do hope you will be able to come and sing Let me know All the best NAME Dear NAME Will you be able to sing in the NAME Requiem on Saturday NUM April I do hope so We have had a really fantastic response from parents and friends and the choir now numbers NUM However the tenor section is the smallest with NUM singers so I m sure you can see just how welcome you would be Our Austrian exchange takes place that week and one of the teachers whom I m sure you will remember will be singing CHAR sad piece of news poor old NAME NAME died about a month ago He had had prostate cancer for some years but it was only just before Christmas that he became really ill NAME seems to be coping quite well in fact we are going over to see her tomorrow She seems to be keeping herself very busy with her school and church Anyway I do hope you will be able to come and sing Let me know All the best NAME Re Feature Discussion of NAME NAME Replacer and Replace Icon WEBSITE Excellent SMILEY Have you contacted NAME about merging your code with main IS code I think it would be great to see your code in next IS release NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Feature Discussion of NAME NAME Replacer and Replace Icon NAME s program is more advanced since it supports NUM and knows how to handle ico exe or dll NAME NAME also wrote NAME compiler replacement NAME this is the only proper way to support custom icons with InnoSetup With best regards NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Feature Discussion of NAME NAME Replacer and Replace Icon Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know about your updated program I will not be using NAME NAME until it s out of the beta phase Do you think your newer version would be of use to me if I m still using InnoSetup NUM I have Version NUM of your program Thanks again for making such a wonderful application Christian You can get an updated version of NAME Icon Replacer at WEBSITE which integrates into NAME dev source code also available and hence should resolved some of your complaints SMILEY NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Okay let me start by saying these program names are far too similar Just remember one has InnoSetup in the title Both replace the icon of exe files written in something other than delphi or innosetup propagate transparency from an icon data source Replace Icon does nt support exes or dlls only ico Replace Icon allows you to create or not create a backup of your exe I can always just recompile so it s not that big of a deal The actual program does nt divulge this syntax but CHAR will prevent it from creating WEBSITE Is a console application while this is really annoying for NUM time use because you have to learn the syntax it s wonderful for repeated use For example you can create a shortcut that does all the work for you or maybe a batch file that takes the compiled exe adds the icon and recompiles an updated innosetup package InnoSetup Icon Replacer Is nt a console application NAME it has a NAME Graphical User interface Allows you to specify which file within an exe or dll you want to use It also lists the icon number within the exe or dll file this is helpful if you re going to make a file association for NUM or more document formats you ll need to specify which file within the exe will be used in the registry NAME Root NAME NAME SquareDocumentDefaultIcon NAME string WEBSITE SMILEY Is hard to automate and does nt remember the paths to your last job Here are the paths to download these wonderful FREE applictions If anyone is familiar with the other NUM programs NAME lists NAME and Resource NAME please post similar comments Re Feature Discussion of NAME NAME Replacer and Replace Icon Hi NAME Well for me do nt worry about it I ve compensated for the renaming bug by using a batch file So no sweat I hope when you re referring to being busy in your personal life this means things are going well for you A lady perhaps Talk to you later Christian Thanks for letting me know about your updated program I will not be using NAME NAME until it s out of the beta phase Do you think your newer version would be of use to me if I m still using InnoSetup NUM I have Version NUM of your program Thanks again for making such a wonderful application The older icon replacer will work with InnoSetup NUM but the newer one only works with NUM However anyone with the inclination to do so could use the code provided for NUM to get it working with NUM I might but I m really too busy in my private life at the moment to be doing that NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for letting me know about your updated program I will not be using NAME NAME until it s out of the beta phase Do you think your newer version would be of use to me if I m still using InnoSetup NUM I have Version NUM of your program Thanks again for making such a wonderful application Christian You can get an updated version of NAME Icon Replacer at WEBSITE which integrates into NAME dev source code also available and hence should resolved some of your complaints SMILEY NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Okay let me start by saying these program names are far too similar Just remember one has InnoSetup in the title Both replace the icon of exe files written in something other than delphi or innosetup propagate transparency from an icon data source 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NAME SquareDocumentDefaultIcon NAME string WEBSITE SMILEY Is hard to automate and does nt remember the paths to your last job Here are the paths to download these wonderful FREE applictions If anyone is familiar with the other NUM programs NAME lists NAME and Resource NAME please post similar comments Few question about NAME future BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash MD Hi I would like to know when a new sfxmaker version will be released Will it be able to handle other archives format such as zip for example What are the other functionnalities youw plan to implement in it Greetings NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME The Bat version NUM Beta Serial number NAME NAME NAME Version NUM NAME NUM Service Pack NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NUM END NAME SIGNATURE Do You NAME Une NAME gratuite et en fran ais NAME Mail WEBSITE few questions from a fresher Dear NAME First of all CHAR wanted to thank you for your letter which was very welcoming and makes me look even more forward to moving in NAME meeting new people and settling in my new life I probably should introduce myself as well even though you seem to already know most of what I am going to tell you So my name is NAME and I am french I will spend NUM years in NAME as I am doing a combined course with a french university where I ll spend NUM years afterwards I almost forgot I will be studying law So here we are we approximately know as much about each other Apart from that I have few stupid and material questions which are bothering me and my mum and as you are the only student I got in touch with so far I was wondering if you d mind helping me out You ll see it is very basic but I am trying to organise all the stuff I have to pack I wanted to know if on the beds we had a blanket or a duna and if whatever it is is warm enough in winter if there were some small lamps on the desk and near the bed or if we had to bring our owns and finally if it was easy to leave some stuff at the university during the holidays or if we really had to be careful not to take too much because it is such a pain to take everything back each time That s it for my questions I think that for the rest I should be fine by just guessing So if you have a minute I would very much appreciate if you could give me some answers but if you do nt do nt worry as as you can see it is everything but vital NAME CHAR must go and and try to approach the french administrations today again Thank you very much again for your letter I am very much looking forward to meeting you enjoy the end of your holidays and see you soon NAME NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE Re few questions from a fresher Hi NAME thank you so much for all those informations they are all good news as they mean that I do nt have to take as much stuff as I thought with me I am now starting to get very much in a rush as I have to pack everything and seeing the size of my bags NUM days will never be enough Anyway enjoy the end of your holidays I guess nd years start about at the same time as we do and see you soon Bye bye NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Re few questions from a fresher Thanks for that advice I ll keep it in mind but I have now almost finished packing and I have filled up about NUM big big bags so I am not sure whether I ll find room for a pillow By the way I have another question but do nt worry it really should be the last one this time I was wondering if it is complicated to have friends staying for the week end in the college with us or not NAME I have a friend I have nt seen for years who s told me he was gonna come on the th of october and it is stressing me out as I have no idea how all that works and also because I think it is too early as I would just start to know people I am asking you that because CHAR read that we were allowed to have guests only NUM nights each year and I was wondering it is was just to let us know that it was nt a hotel or if they really check NAME now that s it for my little problem I will really let you enjoy the end of your holidays see you soon NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NUM WEBSITE and a blanck space that is the first file in the list NAME send me this NUM files I realy need it Hope you NAME Hello ALL IT is D today We need to get together and get the whole system up and running they way we are going to submit it on Tuesday I am calling a group meeting tomorrow Friday afternoon straight after lectures ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY Objective of the meeting Work together in the lab and get it into a final shape by the end of the day Serious Objections NAME immediately NAME NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re NAME NAME I do nt know if this is a beginning of a reply to mine or if they crossed in the whatever they cross in but yes we can pick you up on June nd but cannot get to NAME until about pm Is this OK as a pickup time What is final exeat anyway Mum Could you please confirm that you are able to pick me up on the nd so that I can take my final exeat Thanks NAME Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME plans Hi NAME NAME all is well I heard from NAME something along the lines of you wanting to throw a party because you re no longer going out for a curry I got the impression from NAME on Thurs at the prayer meeting that the curry was pretty much sorted Anyway that aside NUM things NUM Will someone be at NAME to give an update please at pm NUM Can you let me know what needs to be said at NAME ie ticket sales stuff On that note how are we doing Thanks very much Looking forward to it Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court Re NAME plans sorry forgot to reply to your questions NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME all is well I heard from NAME something along the lines of you wanting to throw a party because you re no longer going out for a curry I got the impression from NAME on Thurs at the prayer meeting that the cur ry was pretty much sorted Anyway that aside NUM things NUM Will someone be at NAME to give an update please at pm yep NAME s selling tickest poss NAME too I hope to be there but if not just ask one of them or both NUM Can you let me know what needs to be said at NAME ie ticket sales stuff there ll be some on the door but do nt get there too late although it would also be helpful financially if some adults concessions people arrived before students as the budget does nt really give us room to allow the NUM tickets I mentioned in my last email to be bought for pound NUM something else to pray about and come back to us if you ve thought CHAR CHAR anything NAME On that note how are we doing Thanks very much Looking forward to it Love NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Re NAME plans Hi NAME hope you re well sorry we could nt get hold of you earlier so went through NAME instead basically NAME s been talking to various key performers who really would nt be prepared to pay pound NUM for a curry so late at night his point is really that people have given up a lot of time for this in the real world organisers would have to pay performers a lot to get them to do this but obviously it s different with student things the norm is a party to thank them for all their hard work NAME s also worried about the signals it could send about NAME Christianity if we do nt have such a party in that it could be seen as being ungrateful to the performers or that if you re a Christian you re not allowed to have parties or drink any alcohol his idea was to provide some wine plus plenty of soft alternatives and snacks he estimated this would cost approx pound NUM and it s been suggested that since we do nt have this sort CHAR CHAR money to throw around all the admin team members NAME people who would have gone to the curry and spent pound NUM could put about this amount towards such a party NAME s already provisionally booked a room for this and feels so strongly that he d pay for it initially on credit as he ca nt really afford it and then hope that he d somehow be partially reimbursed from somewhere sorry I do nt know whether this all makes sense I m not really awake at the NAME but something needs to be decided before the afternoon rehearsal pm at the very very latest so that something can be worked out and performers can be informed if at all poss it would be good to know what you think before NUM by phoning me sorry this is all CHAR last minute and I m afriad this is nt the only thing that s a bit last minute about half the programmes are now folded and stapled as we all began to relax and count them to make sure we had enough we found we only had about NUM something s evidently gone wrong here as NAME were told to do NUM there were some sheets which were unusable since they only had NUM side printed on but even counting these there s a massive shortfall there s a vague possibility that we did nt collect them all from NAME NAME has a friend with the key to that building so she ll have a look tomorrow but if we ca nt sort it out there we ll obviously need to go and do some more NAME s prepared to sort this although this is another financial issue to be resolved at some point please pray SMILEY sorry about this massive rather negative sounding email on the positive side of things rehearsal went v well tonight ticket sales seem to be going well we only need NUM adults concessions on the door to break even according to the budget we had before today s issues I know NAME will work it all out for good and for his glory despite our weaknesses but I do apologise that we ve failed in many areas too sorry must go to bed now see you tomorrow 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himself NAME To offer half half so we would pay say pound NUM and him pay the rest and allow him to keep it NAME in mind I have spent so far pound NUM on scores pound approx NUM on vocal scores I have sent this request to NAME NAME and this is a copy of that message Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME NAME What do you mean time travelling NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Time travelling Or are you working a day ahead of me Anyway I ll go and get it now leave it at NAME p lodge for him NAME NAME just to confirm can you buy it and get it to NAME asap possibly today or tomorrow morning I think he is anxious to get it to read over asap Thanks so much NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Coorganiser Choral Fixer NAME NAME NAME NAME Treasurer Thanks for your email and the information NAME is looking in the NAME s library but holds out little hope Therefore my proposal is as follows which NAME has seconded I suggest that we purchase the copy from NAME NAME as we ll have this problem again next year and the year after I shall buy it and if funds allow within the NAME budget then NAME can buy it off me Otherwise it ll remain my property until the end of our time here at which point I ll donate it to NAME if they intend to continue the NAME concerts NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME and NAME Just to let you know as spoke to NAME last night we are still NUM conductor s score short which we cannot find anywhere from the library NAME NAME has found a copy for pound NUM from NAME NAME shop Are we prepared NAME to buy it using the NAME account NAME to say that he has to buy it himself NAME To offer half half so we would pay say pound NUM and him pay the rest and allow him to keep it NAME in mind I have spent so far pound NUM on scores pound approx NUM on vocal scores I have sent this request to NAME NAME and this is a copy of that message Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME NAME just to confirm can you buy it and get it to NAME asap possibly today or tomorrow morning I think he is anxious to get it to read over asap Thanks so much NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote To NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Coorganiser Choral Fixer NAME NAME NAME NAME Treasurer Thanks for your email and the information NAME is looking in the NAME s library but holds out little hope Therefore my proposal is as follows which NAME has seconded I suggest that we purchase the copy from NAME NAME as we ll have this problem again next year and the year after I shall buy it and if funds allow within the NAME budget then NAME can buy it off me Otherwise it ll remain my property until the end of our time here at which point I ll donate it to NAME if they intend to continue the NAME concerts NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME and NAME Just to let you know as spoke to NAME last night we are still NUM conductor s score short which we cannot 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which NAME has seconded I suggest that we purchase the copy from NAME NAME as we ll have this problem again next year and the year after I shall buy it and if funds allow within the NAME budget then NAME can buy it off me Otherwise it ll remain my property until the end of our time here at which point I ll donate it to NAME if they intend to continue the NAME concerts NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME and NAME Just to let you know as spoke to NAME last night we are still NUM conductor s score short which we cannot find anywhere from the library NAME NAME has found a copy for pound NUM from NAME NAME shop Are we prepared NAME to buy it using the NAME account NAME to say that he has to buy it himself NAME To offer half half so we would pay say pound NUM and him pay the rest and allow him to keep it NAME in mind I have spent so far pound NUM on scores pound approx NUM on vocal scores I have sent this request to NAME NAME and this is a copy of that message Thanks NAME First rehearsal First rehearsal Dear chorus members The first rehearsal is on Thursday of this week NAME th We re doing Moz art s Requiem NAME edition and NAME s Symphony of Psalms NAME NAME will be the conductor for this term If you know of anyone particularly tenors or basses who would like to NAME tion for the chorus please invite them to the first rehearsal to check us ou t and they will have the audition during the second rehearsal like we did last term by numbers It s important that they come this week as wel CHAR otherwise they re already NUM rehearsal down before they ve even joined a nd as you know we only allow NUM rehearsals to be missed in NUM term NAME NAME has written to say that unfortunately there will only be NUM co pies of NAME available this week The rest are coming from NAME and will be here by the rd I ll suggest to NAME that he concentrates on NAME rt this week Sorry about the mass of emails today Best wishes and a Happy New Year to NUM and all NAME First walk Dear NAME old and new This email is just a quick one to tell you about the first Rambling Club event next weekend Our first walk will be on Sunday th October starting at pm on the NAME next to NAME Bridge This will be a gentle stroll of about NUM miles along the River NAME to NAME where we will stop at the pub before catching the NAME train back to NAME arriving in the city centre at around pm Please bring NUM train fare or NUM for railcard holders preferably in exact change Those interested in our activities are encouraged to contribute towards the costs of running the club by paying the annual membership fee of NUM pound you ll then receive printed copies of our termcards If you would like to join up as a member of the Rambling Club or to renew then your membership from last year you will be able to do so on Sunday Alternatively you can send your NUM pound payment cash or cheques payable to NAME University Rambling Club to NAME NAME at NAME s College Details about the forthcoming term s events will be sent out by email in the middle of next week You can also find more information and photos on our website WEBSITE NAME to see you at our walks this term NAME President NAME If you have any queries about the club if you would like to change the email address by which we contact you or if you want to be deleted from this email list please contact NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Fishy stuff Far away in the tropical waters of the NAME NUM prawns were swimming around in the sea one called NAME and the other called Christian The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area Finally NUM day NAME said to Christian I m bored and frustrated at being a prawn I wish I was a shark then I would nt have any worries about being eaten As NAME had his mind firmly on becoming a predator a mysterious cod appears and says Your wish is granted and NAME and behold NAME turned into a shark Horrified Christian immediately swam away Afraid of being eaten by his old mate Time went on as it invariably does and NAME found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them NAME did nt realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight While out swimming alone NUM day he sees the mysterious cod again and ca nt believe his luck NAME figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn He begs the cod to change him back so NAME and behold he is turned back into a prawn With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes NAME swam back to his friends Looking around the gathering at the reef he searched for his old pal Where s Christian he asked He s at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark came the reply Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture he set off to NAME s house As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back He banged on the door and shouted It s me NAME your old friend come out 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NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re fliers They re great Good work NAME sorry to lumber you with another job I know you re somewhat busy Anyway cheers very much Print em NAME proofs are on your door for you to check sometime as you were out when I popped round a moment ago Sorry about some of the printing oddities on them the printer was playing up There s a flyer missing because as I was bringing them over NAME NAME expressed an interest so I gave her one Let me know if you want any changes or if they are to go straight to print NAME NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM flow diagram for NAME rho Here s a flow diagram of the algorithm we used for NAME rho NAME flowers Hi NAME Thanks for the key hope the note made sense Re flowers sorry I did nt have time to get any today as am in the midst of an essay crisis for tomorrow 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participating in the NAME study that I am running I am presently looking for volunteers at the following times and am wondering whether you could manage any of these Tuesday th NAME NUM am for NUM am am for NUM noon OR Tuesday th NAME NUM am for NUM am NUM am for NUM am NUM am for NUM noon NUM pm for NUM pm I d be very grateful if you could let me know either way I ca nt remember but I think I did go through the screening questionnaire with you Did I Also ca nt remember whether I told you that you would receive pound NUM per hour for scanning that I d ask you to fill in some questionnaires in your own time pound NUM and that I d ask you to come back to the unit about NUM weeks later to answer some questions about the pictures Also if you are interested I will have to get a contact telephone number for you and then will send you a map describing how to get the NAME NAME NAME NAME up at NAME s I look forward to hearing from you Best wishes NAME Re fonts they re cool cheers mate NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote WEBSITE NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations fonts control center module improvement Hi changing font settings for NAME can get boring after a while and being able to load one of a few presets would be nice I have just started to program a small change to the control center module to add the ability to save a font schema in a way similar to what is available under the color module So far I played with the NAME I am going to implement the real stuff soon A snapshot of what the dialog will look like is at WEBSITE I d appreciate some feedback Thank you NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re fonts control center module improvement NAME Sat May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote So far I played with the NAME I am going to implement the real stuff soon A snapshot of what the dialog will look like is at WEBSITE Does Remove Scheme really bring up another dialog Why If it does nt the ellipsis is wrong There is no visual association with the scheme selector and the actual items contained within the scheme which I assume are the fonts above For example there s no way to work out if the antialiasing settings are in the scheme or not I guess not but the user should not have to guess they shoould be given visual hints What is the use case for Import Scheme Will drag and drop work Why does Save Scheme exist at all You already have a NAME button The scheme should be saved on clicking OK and changes abandoned on NAME How does a user create a new scheme I m not sure the repetition of Scheme in the scheme group box is a good idea The visual context should disambiguate NUM possibility would be Font Scheme My Scheme General New Import Antialiasing CHAR Use antialiasing for fonts rest Help regards NAME ps what does the mnemonic for NAME actually do It seems a bit odd for a group box kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re fonts control center module improvement On Saturday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME Sat May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote So far I played with the NAME I am going to implement the real stuff soon A snapshot of what the dialog will look like is at WEBSITE Does Remove Scheme really bring up another dialog Why If it does nt the ellipsis is wrong Actually not it is a cutpaste error I am using the colors panel as a reference since I think having the same interface would reinforce predictability of the NUM panels There is no visual association with the scheme selector and the actual items contained within the scheme which I assume are the fonts above For example there s no way to work out if the antialiasing settings are in the scheme or not I guess not but the user should not have to guess they shoould be given visual hints I d say that antialias setting should be set independently however seeing that in the control center the contrast setting is packed with the colors I think I should save the antialias setting with the scheme What is the use case for Import Scheme Will drag and drop work Import scheme should open a file requester and add a prepackaged scheme to the list and the user configuration directory I have not thought about drag and drop yet Why does Save Scheme exist at all You already have a NAME button The scheme should be saved on clicking OK and changes abandoned on NAME Save Scheme is needed to add a new scheme to the preset list The user selects her preferred fonts and then clicks on Save Scheme CHAR pop up asks for a name and the scheme is added to the list The NAME requesters above assume the role of a preview of the fonts How does a user create a new scheme I m not sure the repetition of Scheme in the scheme group box is a good idea The visual context should disambiguate Save is already used by the panel If you have some better idea for the labels I am open to suggestions NUM possibility would be Font Scheme My Scheme General New Import Antialiasing CHAR Use antialiasing for fonts rest Help I am sorry but I am not sure I understand your ascii art Do you prefer the Scheme selector to be grouped with the font requesters is that it regards NAME ps what does the mnemonic for NAME actually do It seems a bit odd for a group box NAME I do nt know but that is not my doing It s been there all the time Best regards NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re fonts control center module improvement NAME Sat May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote as a reference since I think having the same interface would reinforce predictability of the NUM panels The colors panel has some of the same problems I mention What is the use case for Import Scheme Will drag and drop work Import scheme should open a file requester and add a prepackaged scheme to the list and the user configuration directory I mean who will use this Which users want and need to import font schemes separate from general theme packages What happens if the font is nt available etc NUM possibility would be Font Scheme My Scheme General New Import Antialiasing CHAR Use antialiasing for fonts rest Help I am sorry but I am not sure I understand your ascii art Do you prefer the Scheme selector to be grouped with the font requesters is that it A combobox for choosing the current scheme is at the top of the groupbox containing the font scheme There s a visual association between the current item in the combo and the settings below This has the disadvantage of hiding the other scheme names but of course the combo box is a big visual clue to the user The advantage is that it s obvious what a scheme actually controls and you avoid the confusing Save NAME behaviour altogether ps what does the mnemonic for NAME actually do It seems a bit odd for a group box NAME I do nt know but that is not my doing It s been there all the time WEBSITE Can somebody file a bug NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re fonts control center module improvement On Saturday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Sat May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote as a reference since I think having the same interface would reinforce predictability of the NUM panels The colors panel has some of the same problems I mention Then how would you fix it The user interface for this improvement can be rearranged if needed But I think the color and the font panels should use the same interface since they are exposing the same functionality What is the use case for Import Scheme Will drag and drop work Import scheme should open a file requester and add a prepackaged scheme to the list and the user configuration directory I mean who will use this Which users want and need to import font schemes separate from general theme packages What happens if the font is nt available etc Well leaving aside the fact that the theme manager is not in good shape currently what if the user feels that the standard user interface is good as it is but the fonts are too small big the wrong shape for her tastes Moreover if I was looking for a way to change fonts I would go to the fonts panel as if I did not quite like the current colors I would go to the color panel and so on I would not think to change my fonts from the theme selector If the font is not available the usual thing will happen NAME would choose a random H H H H H H font it thinks would be an acceptable substitute This is a problem also now and the fact that the antialiasing setting can change qt idea of the available fonts does not help there I think this feature would be valuable for kde accessibity too People with bad sight could select one of the big schemes at once without the need to change one font at a time I am sending to kdeaccessibility too this message now For the record the proposed interface should look roughly like in the snapshot at WEBSITE NUM possibility would be Font Scheme My Scheme General New Import Antialiasing CHAR Use antialiasing for fonts rest Help I am sorry but I am not sure I understand your ascii art Do you prefer the Scheme selector to be grouped with the font requesters is that it A combobox for choosing the current scheme is at the top of the groupbox containing the font scheme There s a visual association between the current item in the combo and the settings below This has the disadvantage of hiding the other scheme names but of course the combo box is a big visual clue to the user The advantage is that it s obvious what a scheme actually controls and you avoid the confusing Save NAME behaviour altogether I do nt know However rearranging the NAME is a minor thing I am interested in the functionality now But how do one saves the current scheme with a name in your interface proposal Bye NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re fonts control center module improvement On NAME May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Then how would you fix it The user interface for this improvement can be I ve already given NUM suggestion for rearrangement I do nt know However rearranging the NAME is a minor thing I am interested How is it minor It is what the user actually uses NAME the user does not care at all how the functionality works under the covers he can only see what is presented in the NAME But how do one saves the current scheme with a name in your interface proposal I ve answered this already as well There is no explicit saving the changes you make are saved by pressing OK or NAME Well leaving aside the fact that the theme manager is not in good shape currently what if the user feels that the standard user interface is good as it is but the fonts are too small big the wrong shape for her tastes This is nt a use case for font themes This is a use case for changing the fonts once For schemes to be useful the user will want to play with font settings in multiple schemes and change between them I think this feature would be valuable for kde accessibity too People with bad sight could select one of the big schemes at once without the need to change one font at a time There is perhaps a reasonable argument for some set of predefined schemes for this regards NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL food fair Hi NAME I am sorry I still have your towel but forgot to give it back to you before leaving I have now arrived in NAME but I promise you will get it back by Monday Thanks very much for your offer to swap rooms again I can only repeat myself but I thought that was very kind The reason why I am writing is because I would like to ask you for a favour We have a food fair on Friday as you know and the NAME society is organising the drinks from college which they ca nt give back the same night leftovers I mean They therefore would like to store them somewhere in college my room is not available since I am not there Would you mind if they left them in your room for NUM night Are you going to be in It would be great if they could but if you mind or are not in at about NUM pm ish on Friday night then that s fine Could you please let me and NAME EMAIL know whether leaving unopened drinks in your room would be ok If not I will hopefully find someone else who lives in college Thank you very much for your help NAME For NAME NAME any luck from NAME s College music library I not I ll have to get NAME to buy the score at pound NUM cost to us Best NAME forgot to say sorry guys forgot to say am NAME NAME the NAME church building finished in time for going to am lectures breakfast included you knew that anyway NAME NAME Fwd Hello All Many thanks NAME for looking into formal I think it might be a good idea to invite your NAME to formal as well since he is being so kind as to arrange it for us Before NUM email Dr NAME and Dr NAME I would like to ask all of you if there are any particular days when you ca nt make it at all NAME NAME and NAME have already informed me That leaves NAME NAME and NAME only Please can I have a quick reply to sort this out cheers NAME Hi all I ve checked the book and there are a few days free for formal Hall NAME NUM NAME NUM Mon NUM I ve also spoken to my NAME Dr NAME NAME and he ll arrange it so that I can have you all in hall he may also come if that s ok Whoever is emailing Dr NAME NAME and NAME NAME can you please do so soon so I can reserve some places for the hall This needs to be done vquickly otherwise someone else may fill up the hall preferably within the next day or so NAME NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE NAME Hall Hi all I ve checked the book and there are a few days free for formal Hall NAME NUM NAME NUM Mon NUM I ve also spoken to my NAME Dr NAME NAME and he ll arrange it so that I can have you all in hall he may also come if that s ok Whoever is emailing Dr NAME NAME and NAME NAME can you please do so soon so I can reserve some places for the hall This needs to be done vquickly otherwise someone else may fill up the hall preferably within the next day or so NAME Re NAME Hall Hi NAME I m going to NAME with NAME tmr for NAME interview could you write to Dr NAME and NAME about formal separately but mentioning that we are inviting the other person as well I think NAME mentioned that he ca nt do formal on thursday Could you check with everyone as to which day they prefer Friday is the weekend which might be good for us but then you have to consider whether Dr NAME NAME would prefer to spend it with their family stuff like that Monday might be good since it s close to the presentation and we can do a lot of heavy hinting propaganda and get NAME to come to our presentation Could you write the email signed as all group memebers NAME NAME NAME Date Hello All NUM Formal Hall after receiving emails from everyone I think the days that suits all of you is Mon NUM Also our presentations are on Wednesday the th of March which makes this day an even better choice Please add this to your diaries CHAR case of objections email me by NUM NUM am tomorrow morning LAST DEADLINE I would like to invite Dr NAME and Dr NAME NAME NAME also needs to sort out the ticketing NUM Group Meeting group meeting scheduled for Friday the st of feb after lectures NAME Get all integration done cheers NAME Forthcoming school visits FORTHCOMING SCHOOL VISITS pound NUM payemt and a free lunch Dear All This is my first email to all the helpers from last year so hello to all I m one of the NUM new schools liaison officers working with NAME this year and although I have met a few of you who have done some visits with me so my apologies to to those of you for whom this email is a bit redundant I have some visits soming up in the next couple of weeks if any of you are interested The details are as follows TUESDAY NUM NAME Year NUM Visit for NAME s College NAME NAME NAME Form College Base NAME and lunch NAME Hall NAME ampm NAME pound NUM NAME A bit more specific to NAME than our year NUM visits Will involve you a talking about your experiences of NAME a why you think it s a good idea b how it has helped you is going to help you in the future etc a Taking groups on a tour of the college and NAME NAME NAME other colleges department CHAR etc b Generally being available for any questions THURSDAY NUM NAME YEAR NUM VISIT for NAME NAME NAME School NAME Base NAME and lunch NAME and NAME NAME pm NAME pound NUM NAME General info introduction to HE with NAME as a specific example of this Will involve you a Talking to a small group about HE a NAME and NAME skewed towards cons b Your experiences c What you like the best etc a Taking this group on a tour b Helping this group make a min film advert about HE NAME University Please let me know NAME whether or not you would like to do either or perhaps even both of these visits I will allocate on a firstcome firstserve basis I will send 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get the thing that my dad sent How did he send it to you To be view on acrobat or as an image file What do you think of it NAME Hi NAME Did you get the thing that my dad sent How did he send it to you To be view on acrobat or as an image file What do you think of it NAME Re Full Score Dear NAME Thank you for sorting that out I ll return it of course NUM thing I m going to have to make markings in it for the performance it s standard practice to do so and makes conducting it much easier I ll keep things neat and tidy but it would be good to have your permission before I write in it If you prefer I m quite happy to purchase the score from you and keep it after the concert it depends whether you think it ll be any use to you after th Feb I would regard this as a suitable contribution towards the performance and it would be great to have the score in the future I mentioned this to NAME but he did nt say anything about it If you d rather keep it then that s fine of course it s a lovely thing to have Thanks NAME I purchased the full score today and left it in the NAME p lodge for you If after the concert you could make sure that it is returned directly to me as it is my personal copy Thanks NAME NAME NAME Just if you did nt get my email my outlook did nt want to open those exe files that you sent for sfx s so plz resend it in some nonexe format NAME NAME NAME NAME Inc ConeXware contact information support EMAIL sales EMAIL NAME VISIT NUM MAY Hi NAME Hope you are all well I am looking for NUM volunteers to help out on a GEEMA visit from NAME on Wednesday NUM NAME being held a NAME pound NUM paid and a free lunch Please contact me asap if you can help Have a good NAME NAME weekend NAME NAME NAME NAME Hello Agendas for NAME at the end of term went out last week Please accept our apologies that we were not able to confirm nominations for President and Vice President for the NAME of NUM NUM when it went to printing I am pleased to confirm that the exec nominate NAME NAME NAME President NAME NAME NAME Vice President As on the agenda please inform me EMAIL NAME College if as a NAME member you intend to vote against either of those nominated so that any objections may be investigated if necessary I will also cheekily take this opportunity to flag up the NAME NAME this coming saturday which will be a cracking time kicking off Witness NUM the NAME Event next term with NAME NAME our main speaker for the NAME Event speaking and also the NAME Service also with NAME NAME happening at NAME and pm at NAME NAME NAME s on Tuesday rd December a great opportunity to be helping us help those around us consider NAME NAME With love In Him NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME said I am the vine you are the branches If a man remains in me and NUM in him he will bear much fruit apart from me you can do nothing This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumembers mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME Hello This is just to let all NAME NAME know that on Thursday th December will be this terms NAME happening at NAME Chapel from am hopefully for no more than NUM hours NAME s will be out by NAME of next week NAME NAME NAME NAME Officers and those who ve held such positions in the past NUM years are asked to keep the date free to be able to come together thank NAME for the past term and look ahead to the next NAME to maybe see you at NAME NAME and Colleges NAME NAME this evening which should be a great time Thanks have a top Saturday NAME NAME NUM NUM I have been crucified with NAME It is no longer I who live but NAME who lives in me The life I live in the flesh I live by faith in the NAME of NAME who loved me and gave himself for me Awesome This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumembers mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME NAME Hello all its week NUM now a few calculations tell me that if you re following the intslot plan and have had a week out for evang training then you will now be on week NUM Oh a bit confusing well done for making it this far next term will be more straight forward I promise Now NUM things I d like to ask you big please to get on the case of making known to your college groups in a big kind of way NUM is intbrek this week Its the last one this term so do nt let anyone miss out Its been awesome to see lots every other Thursday morning this term to hear together about NAME s mighty work beyond our NAME horizons This week a guy called NAME NAME is coming to speak to us He works in NAME International fellowship of evangelical students as the coordinator of teams going to places in western NAME He s going to tell us a bit more about NAME talk about the situation in western NAME especially NAME where he has spent time working Will be great to be hearing about our fellow Christian students over the channel seeking to make NAME known in their universities and about ways we can be praying for them or even hopping over to help out in an NAME team NUM day Please tell your college groups they do nt want to miss this one Thursday am am NAME NAME the NAME church building opposite NAME p lodge end of lion yard shopping centre NUM is GLOBE next Tuesday rd before NAME service a fantastic opportunity if you or anyone in your college group has international student friends who might like to come along to the ciccu carol service go along to NAME beforehand to get a bit of a taster of NAME and meet some other lovely people Here s the details CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR This Tuesday at NAME we will be going onto the NAME NAME service As usual we will start at NUM pm at NUM NAME s Street see below for directions with mince pies and mulled wine leaving to go on to the NAME NAME service around NUM NUM for NUM NUM This will be a great opportunity to take international students along to NAME as many will want to go along to sing carols Get your college group knowing about it praying for it and thinking about who to invite NAME to see you on Tuesday NAME and NAME NAME s Street is behind NAME college between the bus station and NAME s piece See map on flier or at WEBSITE NOTE Do nt use the main door with the number NUM on it go down the steps to the right and knock on that door you made it to the bottom sorted have a happy Tuesday love from NAME xxx This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME Hello NAME just another little email to let you know the NAME fliers are on their way As I said before please do as well as using them to invite people yourselves make a point of encouraging your college group to pray for the internationals they know and to invite them with one of these fliers The main purpose of this email is to highlight the Thursday during NAME on the NAME termcard it says more information to follow NAME will be having a meal together on the Thursday and going on to the first Witness evening talk Please highlight this one to your college groups Anyone can come to the meal and bring their int friends will be a great chance to meet others and very friendly thing to invite people along to The meal will be NUM NUM in NAME s room in NAME and then onto the talk All are welcome and if anyone knows they might be coming it d be helpful to let NAME know for numbers ppjp His room is immediately on the right as you go into NAME thats all for now have a lovely week and maybe I ll see you at the intbrek love NAME This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL Re NAME NAME what is this concert is it the NAME NUM if so could you explain it a little bit and I ll put it in the email cheers NAME Having mentioned it in NAME could this please go in the What s On email for next week Also and this is rather cheeky for the concert we need volunteers to man the tickets stalls in NAME NAME between NAME and pm on the weekdays between Monday rd Feb and NAME th Feb which equates to NUM hours Would a request for people to volunteer to take an hours slot or NUM be possible Thanks NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL Hello NAME just another little email to let you know the NAME fliers are on their way As I said before please do as well as using them to invite people yourselves make a point of encouraging your college group to pray for the internationals they know and to invite them with one of these fliers The main purpose of this email is to highlight the Thursday during NAME on the NAME termcard it says more information to follow NAME will be having a meal together on the Thursday and going on to the first Witness evening talk Please highlight this one to your college groups Anyone can come to the meal and bring their int friends will be a great chance to meet others and very friendly thing to invite people along to The meal will be NUM NUM in NAME s room in NAME and then onto the talk All are welcome and if anyone knows they might be coming it d be helpful to let NAME know for numbers ppjp His room is immediately on the right as you go into NAME thats all for now have a lovely week and maybe I ll see you at the intbrek love NAME This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM globe fliers Hello NAME this is just to let you all know that coming to a pigeon hole near you should be some fliers for the NAME Cafe Please distribute them to International students and encourage them to come along if they d like to having a flier to give someone makes a good excuse to go visit and say hello Let me draw your attention especially to the squash its going to be pm in the NAME NAME Hall all the details are on the flier do offer to bring along anyone who is interested If you need more then let me know and 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then please do return them to me rather than filing them in the bin we can use them somewhere NAME freshers week stuff is going ok for you all give me a shout if you need love NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Go to NAME on Sunday and beat the Christmas Rush To those who have been called who are loved by NAME the Father and kept by NAME NAME NAME peace and love be yours in abundance NAME NUM I have been asked not to use any more clichEs or puns in this week s email so I am going to avoid them like the plague because at the end of the day when the roosters come home to roost and the chips are down clichEs are not worth the emails they are written in and we could talk in clichEs until the cows come home So without further ado this weeks clichE free email is thus NUM dates for the Diary Social Action vicarage clean up We are going to do the vicar and garden mainly to bless NAME the New Vicar for when he moves in This will be on Sat nd Feb we will start at NUM then stop 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for its Technology division With this growing reliance on Technology NAME NAME is recruiting a number of NAME Analysts to join its week Internship Programme As a NAME Analyst you will be working in an environment where IT specialists design build and maintain sophisticated computer systems and telecommunications networks This permits the immediate exchange and analysis of information to enable the firm to execute financial transactions around the clock Representatives from our Technology Division will be on campus to talk to you informally on Event Technology Drop In NAME NAME NAME Cafe NUM Market Street NAME Tuesday th November any time between pmpm NAME Casual NAME all divisions of the firm will be hosting a presentation on Monday th November at pm at the Corn NAME NAME Street Re Good luck thanks it went ok today I think unfortunately that was my best paper so its all downhill from here Have you started yet I m getting forgetful oh dear hope they go well anyway NAME NUM NUM love NAME On Mon NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Just to say all the best for your exams and hope they go well Do not be afraid or terrified because of them for the LORD your NAME goes with you he will never leave you nor forsake you NAME NUM NUM Praise be to the NAME and Father of our NAME NAME NAME In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of NAME NAME from the dead and into an inheritance that can never perish spoil or fade kept in heaven for you who through faith are shielded by NAME s power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time NUM NAME NUM NUM Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Good news a flyerer Hi NAME Excellent excellent excellent about all things Excellent that NAME will help with the flyering I ca nt wait to meet him Excellent idea about the cums coach I will drop off some flyers to you sometime today are you around or shall I pigeon hole them If I do nt hear from you then I ll just pigeon hole them Excellent that you re feeling better I ll be praying that the works not too much of a struggle Cheers you re the best CHAR CHAR soon NAME CHAR google Fwd NAME good NUM Thought I ll spread the light good to see google thinking about harnessing the power of its users WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME College VicePresident and IT Director NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re gospels Fwd sorry here it is maybe a glimer of hope in that whatever purchasing arrangements have been agreed or is that just too optimistic NAME I guess perhaps NUM were left vvvvv vague guess we didnt have particular plans for them and I think they would allow you to buy them or whatever purchasing arrangeents have been agreed CHAR expect the person who will know the exact quantities is NAME NAME NAME book sec he probably will be in possession of them and perhaps NAME treasurer you would need to ask about finances sorry CHAR camnt be more use NAME Re gospels Fwd NAME but that was only an estimate CHAR NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM That s perhaps a little lower than I was hopng but never mind I guess we ll have to see what NAME writes in his next email in reply to mine NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote sorry here it is maybe a glimer of hope in that whatever purchasing arrangements have been agreed or is that just too optimistic NAME I guess perhaps NUM were left vvvvv vague guess we didnt have particular plans for them and I think they would allow you to buy them or whatever purchasing arrangeents have been agreed CHAR expect the person who will know the exact quantities is NAME NAME NAME book sec he probably will be in possession of them and perhaps NAME treasurer you would need to ask about finances sorry CHAR camnt be more use NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM gospels and hence a very carefully thought out paragraph regarding gospels to try and win him around to getting NAME to pay for them if there is any chance they d ever do it there was purpose behind that long paragraph SMILEY yep I realised that SMILEY just sit back and pray now right granny and grandad Dear NAME As I suspected NAME Grandad would like to come and see where you are NAME says she s never seen a NAME College and are quite happy with Friday if that s still OK with you I would bring them up late morning and we could have lunch somewhere and have a look around What do you think We will sort out meeting place nearer the time if that s all OK Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME As I suspected NAME amp Grandad would like to come and see where you are NAME says she s never seen a NAME College and are quite happy with Friday if that s still OK with you I would bring them up late morning and we could have lunch somewhere and have a look around What do you think We will sort out meeting place nearer the time if that s all OK Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME CUMS NUM Concert coming up Dear All Do nt miss the forthcoming CUMS NUM concert on Saturday in the NAME NAME NAME Prelude a l apresmidi d un faune Ravel Piano Concerto in CHAR major Piano NAME NAME joint winner CUMS Concerto Competition NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Tickets from ORG NAME Office NUM pound NUM pound NUM concessions NAME ALL SEATS ARE RESERVED for the first time at a CUMS concert Advance booking is therefore desirable I need a few more stewards first come first served See you there I hope And please spread the word around all of your friends NAME NAME CUMS NUM Concert coming up Dear All Do nt miss the forthcoming CUMS NUM concert on Saturday in the NAME NAME NAME Prelude a l apresmidi d un faune Ravel Piano Concerto in CHAR major Piano NAME NAME joint winner CUMS Concerto Competition NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME Tickets from ORG NAME Office NUM pound NUM pound NUM concessions NAME ALL SEATS ARE RESERVED for the first time at a CUMS concert Advance booking is therefore desirable I need a few more stewards first come first served See you there I hope And please spread the word around all of your friends NAME great news Hey everyone For those of you who were nt there on the weekend we whipped NAME and Tit Hall in straight sets Table leaders NAME lost to NAME CHAR who we beat last week leaving us as the only undefeated team in division NUM They still have a NUM point lead on us in the standings but we have a game in hand We play NAME NUM and NAME next Saturday If the weather is nice NAME or Thurs I ll send out an email and we can train a bit on NAME s Piece NAME great software Thank you very much indeed great job superb NAME Dr NAME NAME Research Division Manager NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE Re greetings Hi NAME how are you I d like to meet up soon too I m working Monday to Friday maybe we could meet up NUM evening or at the weekend Have a good time in NAME NAME Hi How are you It d be great to meet up sometime if possible I m free most of the time though I m away Mon NAME next week in NAME NAME Group NUM Project Presentations Dear Dr NAME I write in to rerequest the following for our group project presentation demonstration NUM A cluster of Computers about NUM in the Intel NAME NUM COMPUTER far away from this cluster possible one in the other corner of the lab NUM Would we be provided with a microphone for the presentation NUM Since our project employs distribution could I avail knowledge of the workstations allocated to us beforehand so that we can setup our server earlier in the day on the th of March NUM Are we allowed to use more than NUM overheads for the presentation Eagerly awaiting your reply kind regards NAME NAME NAME NAME Manager Project Group NAME WEBSITE LIFE IS PROBABiLISTIC Group MEETING meeting tomorrow Tuesday NUM am Please NOTE NUM am cheers NAME NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE Re GROUP MEETING Hi NAME sory if that email sounded harsh its only that I was being pressurised by the Programming group while writing the email that Testing is a bottleneck at this stage really sorry NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote We had only NUM attendance today at one of the most crucial meetings over the course of this project From now on please could I request all of you to follow the courtesy of informing me of your absence in advance Please see your NAME logs for Monday I did say I could nt make this meeting And I dispute that this stage is one of the most crucial NUM our design stages were much more important NAME We have a few very important issues to settle and deadlines to meet I ll go through these and get back to you as necessary shortly NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College VicePresident and IT Director NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME EMAIL EMAIL NAME NUM Web WEBSITE GROUP MEETING Dear All We had only NUM attendance today at one of the most crucial meetings over the course of this project From now on please could I request all of you to follow the courtesy of informing me of your absence in advance We have a few very important issues to settle and deadlines to meet NAME for Tuesday NUM noon NUM NAME report Report by project Manager writing NUM Module Implementation codes online NUM Module test harnesses online NUM NAME results online What we need to do listed in priortised ordering NUM CHAR NAME Harness for the Distribution Server THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT TASK AT THE MOMENT I would be right to call it a potential BOTTLENECK All progress on the distribution side has been kerbed as NAME is not certain of the integrity of the code he has generated NAME and DAVID please could you get cracking on this DEADLINE NAME NUM HRS NAME shall be sending an email to you explaining certain issues NUM NAME Harnesses for factorisation MODULES DEADLINE Saturday NUM hrs NAME would send you an email about this He has talked to TARA about it already NUM There is a task force meeting on Saturday NUM hrs COCKROFT NUM compulsory attendance for NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Website Design DEADLINE Saturday evening NUM Other issues related to the programming unit have been explained to them separately and shall be deliverd in my next email Thanks Plese get back to me with objections if any My NAME no is NUM cheers NAME Group Meeting on thursday NUM Hi ALL Just a quick reminder that there shall be a group meeting on Thursday ie today hrs in Room NAME NUM NAME all there NAME Re Group Project Briefing The online lecture list says Thursday NUM pm in NAME Theatre NUM in the NAME NAME Building WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL University of NAME NAME Laboratory NUM NUM NUM Do you have any more information about when exactly this is other than Thursday afternoon I ca nt seem to find anything on the NAME website and we have supervisions on Thursday afternoons so if we need to rearrange them it might be nicer if we do this sooner rather than later Cheers NAME Group Project Briefing Do you have any more information about when exactly this is other than Thursday afternoon I ca nt seem to find anything on the NAME website and we have supervisions on Thursday afternoons so if we need to rearrange them it might be nicer if we do this sooner rather than later Cheers NAME Group Project Meetings Dear NAME Group You are booked it to meet with your overseer NAME NAME on the following days If you have any problems with the time or day please let me know as soon as possible pm NAME Wednesday th NAME NAME NAME NAME Wednesday th NAME NAME NAME NAME Wednesday th Feb GS Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Group Project NAME Dear student I would like to inform you that the web page facility for the group projects is now available to you Here is the relevant information about it The NAME Service is now poised to release the NAME group web page facility At the moment its sole scope will be web material in the NAME teaching filespace on the NAME specifically this includes the project filespaces The facility is very like the NAME personal web pages facility except that the web material served will be in a publichtml directory created in any of the group project directories The NAME to access them will be of the form WEBSITE If you have any problems with it please let me know Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Group Projects Preferences Please send your preferences for the Group Projects to NAME NAME at EMAIL It would help us enormously if you put your first preference in the Subject line though this by no means is a promise that you will be allocated your preference as Dr NAME explained Thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Re grp proj The following website is pretty good WEBSITE I have nt decided about projects yet will let you know NUM in the night cheers NAME I m wondering about electronic diary as the third option though none particularly excite me Definitely NUM will be probabilistic factorisation of large integers and NUM will be electronics cheques NAME grrrrrrrrrrrr Have you changed some of my settings When I have a message box like when I close a prog and it asks if CHAR want to save CHAR normally press NAME to get to the no button now when CHAR press NAME it jumps to another programme I m not annoyed do nt worry I just want to know how to get it back the way CHAR like it thanks NAME ps revamping NAME bit but do nt understand some of what NAME friend has written shall CHAR ask NAME Have you changed some of my settings When I have a message box like when I close a prog and it asks if CHAR want to save CHAR normally press NAME to get to the no button now when CHAR press NAME it jumps to another programme I m not annoyed do nt worry I just want to know how to get it back the way CHAR like it thanks NAME ps revamping NAME bit but do nt understand some of what NAME friend has written shall CHAR ask NAME Re grrrrrrrrrrrr Have you changed some of my settings When I have a message box like when I close a prog and it asks if CHAR want to save CHAR normally press NAME to get to the no button now when CHAR press NAME it jumps to another programme I m not annoyed do nt worry I just want to know how to get it back the way CHAR like it thanks Yes I maliciously changed all your settings so that your computer would play tricks on you and annoy you for the rest of your days NAME just the sort of thing that comp scis do to try and show how clever they are and boost their egos SMILEY Seriously I did nt change anything to my knowledge and the above behaviour sounds more like a stuck NAME key than anything else Try the following Hit give a good firm press on the following keys NUM times NAME left NAME left NAME left NAME left NAME NAME right NAME right NAME top of your keyboard NAME right NAME right and everything should be back to normal It s a trick worth remembering you can really impress people by doing this since it looks like you re just giving the computer a good bashing and then it suddenly as if by magic works again SMILEY It did the trick but was the whole of my keyboard supposed to go down when CHAR pressed they keys ps revamping NAME bit but do nt understand some of what NAME friend has written shall CHAR ask NAME NAME since he ll have a much better some idea than me and he s the one that wants to be fussy anyway SMILEY NAME Half finished programme note Dear NAME and NAME I asked my friend Oli if he would have a look at the grammar for NAME s note He was very kind in doing more than that and has rewritten parts of what we had and suggested a skeleton outline for the remaining parts There is comment on the changing nature of his oratorio texts WEBSITE There is comment on English reception WEBSITE I have the cover for NUM in a book I suggest that NAME you scan it in It has NUM NAME NUM NUM on the front in olde writing If we cannot get this scanned in for you on time then I suggest just quoting NUM NAME NUM NUM straight Maybe you could put the quote by NAME in a different font and blow it up a bit NAME would you like one of us to write a reason for the NAME production NAME suggested it as a natural last paragraph to link it all in You may feel it necessary to add more to this please feel free NAME suggested that it end up about twice the length that it is now NUM If you choose to use this then please add NAME NAME to the list of thanks and as cowriter of the programme note NAME Re Half finished programme note thanks for doing that much appreciated hopefully the finished thing will be alright NAME NAME NAME Ich hab ein NAME von mir verbessert download WEBSITE Ich hab ein NAME von mir verbessert download WEBSITE Re NAME NAME programme stuff ok NAME I may have been a bit too harsh on this so I would like you to check this through and take out any comments which are wrong or badly put Then I want you to put it through NAME and then give it to NAME if it gets that far I think that we should stick to the common NAME spelling of NAME s name which the NAME NAME dictionary of music music students bible uses which is NAME NAME NAME no umlaut It might be worth referring NAME to the NAME NAME online which is available on all university connections I used it to check the article WEBSITE I m really bad at grammar so I did nt comment on this I think that some sentences had too many commas though NAME I need some advice from a musician for the programme NUM this is what NAME gave me CHAR still have to do a grammar revamp etc is it ok otherwise she s happy to do more with it if it s needed as she s spelt NAME the way she has do we need to do that throughout the NAME Is the passage at the end of this email to which NAME above is referring OK Secondly what about the spelling of NAME ie the use of the umlaut over the CHAR Thanks NAME NAME NAME H ndel NAME NAME H ndel was born the son of a barbersurgeon in NAME NAME on rd NAME NUM From a family with no musical distinction his father had never intended his son to study music but instead law However before H ndel s tenth birthday his musical talent had manifested itself so clearly that his father was encouraged to allow him to study and become a pupil of NAME the principal organist in NAME This was the only formal musical instruction H ndel would ever have Just after H ndel s seventeenth birthday he began his first job as the organist of NAME where he also studied law In NUM he travelled to NAME which was the operatic centre of NAME It was in NUM here that H ndel composed his first opera NAME which attained massive success in the following year He then travelled to NAME in around NUM to pursue his dream of being a successful operatic composer Here he composed operas oratorios and many secular cantatas The last composition in NAME was NAME in NAME in NUM which became a great success H ndel had achieved excellence and complete success in every musical genre during his time in NAME He left NAME in early NUM and briefly moved to NAME before he took up an invitation to NAME where his opera NAME was produced early in NUM H ndel composed NUM more operas in NAME between NUM wrote music for the church and for court and was awarded a royal pension After composing many other operas now his central interest H ndel visited NAME in NUM where NAME had its premiere in aid of charities During his last decade NAME was regularly performed in H ndel s charity concerts at the NAME Hospital raising money for underprivileged children thus making NAME one of H ndel s bestknown works H ndel died in NAME on th April NUM and was buried in NAME Abbey Today he is recognised as the greatest composer of his day in NAME and by many in NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME Dear All NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go We would deeply value your prayers for this event There will be opportunity to corporately pray in our last prayer meeting before the day which is NEXT TUESDAY th Feb It is at pm until NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does As this is the last prayer meeting before the th we would really value your presence at this meeting if you are able to attend If you can come then that s great Could you please email us so that we know rough numbers If Tuesday night is your essential NAME honey appreciation meeting that you have been waiting to go to for months and just ca nt miss it because you ll never get another chance to sample NUM different types of honey then we ll quite happily send you a list of prayer points by email if you let us know If you just do nt know if you can make it because your Auntie NAME has said that she might come up on Tuesday and wants to go out for a meal but then again she might come up on Wednesday then by all means email me for a list of prayer points in case you ca nt come and leave it open as to whether or not you are coming Many thanks NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME th Feb NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME EMAIL Re NAME s NAME NAME NAME that was rather sarcastic NAME I ll be there not quite sure how that day s going to work as I have soup run type thing NUM NUM ish and then was thinking about copying the progs I ll let you know what s happening NAME Re NAME s NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME I should be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear All NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go We would deeply value your prayers for this event There will be opportunity to corporately pray in our last prayer meeting before the day which is NEXT TUESDAY th Feb It is at pm until NUM NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does As this is the last prayer meeting before the th we would really value your presence at this meeting if you are able to attend If you can come then that s great Could you please email us so that we know rough numbers If Tuesday night is your essential NAME honey appreciation meeting that you have been waiting to go to for months and just ca nt miss it because you ll never get another chance to sample NUM different types of honey then we ll quite happily send you a list of prayer points by email if you let us know If you just do nt know if you can make it because your Auntie NAME has said that she might come up on Tuesday and wants to go out for a meal but then again she might come up on Wednesday then by all means email me for a list of prayer points in case you ca nt come and leave it open as to whether or not you are coming Many thanks NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME th Feb NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME EMAIL Re NAME s NAME NAME NAME hi I m not sure if I can come or not but I d like a list of prayer points if that s not too much trouble thanks NAME xx Dear All NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go We would deeply value your prayers for this event There will be opportunity to corporately pray in our last prayer meeting before the day which is NEXT TUESDAY th Feb It is at pm until NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does As this is the last prayer meeting before the th we would really value your presence at this meeting if you are able to attend If you can come then that s great Could you please email us so that we know rough numbers If Tuesday night is your essential NAME honey appreciation meeting that you have been waiting to go to for months and just ca nt miss it because you ll never get another chance to sample NUM different types of honey then we ll quite happily send you a list of prayer points by email if you let us know If you just do nt know if you can make it because your Auntie NAME has said that she might come up on Tuesday and wants to go out for a meal but then again she might come up on Wednesday then by all means email me for a list of prayer points in case you ca nt come and leave it open as to whether or not you are coming Many thanks NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME th Feb NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME EMAIL Re NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME Unfortunately Tuesday is when myself and a few others run The NAME Cafe group I think NAME NAME will be included in this commitment I d love to have the prayer points though NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear All NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go We would deeply value your prayers for this event There will be opportunity to corporately pray in our last prayer meeting before the day which is NEXT TUESDAY th Feb It is at pm until NUM NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does As this is the last prayer meeting before the th we would really value your presence at this meeting if you are able to attend If you can come then that s great Could you please email us so that we know rough numbers If Tuesday night is your essential NAME 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NAME and see you sometime after that thanks you too love NAME love NAME NAME NAME wrote hi I see you re up late too SMILEY well I guess it would be easier for me after my exam and deadline and since you indicated that s ok with you could we just arrange something a bit later instead of tomorrow Glad you had a good chat with NAME this evening I m sure she had lots of helpful things to say SMILEY see you sometime after NAME then have a great one love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote erm perhaps because it s late a slight bit of confusion on my behalf when you say after that Monday will be a lot easier for me do you mean that you d rather meet up after that Monday or simply that you have more flexibility in your schedule then Assuming the former then we ll go with that and arrange something nearer the time Assuming the latter tomorrow is fine with me how about lunchtime to avoid breaking into your lunch hour Could easily grab a sandwich and then meet wherever is convinient for you NAME tomorrow is fine with me however if you d rather some other time But as I said before if you want to make it after th that s absolutely fine I had a great chat with NAME this evening which certainly helped to clear out my mind somewhat See you soon perhaps tomorrow Take care love NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How are you Hope you re not too stressed either SMILEY My work s getting on slowly Glad it was good at Barnies yep NAME was good too thanks It would be cool to meet up some time re long term mission work although I hope you realise I m hardly an expert on the subject having lots of questions about it myself Tomorrow seems to be the only possible day for both of us before NAME th which I hope to take off although it may depend on whether I ll be ready to hand in a lit review the next day Then any time after that Monday will be a lot easier for me well as long as it s not during my exam week end of May I ll try to check emails again at least by tomorrow morning so if tomorrow s best for you then name a time although we re having a small Bible study NAME for those of us who are around in college in the evening so during the day would be preferable NAME that all makes sense If I do nt see you before I hope you have a great time at NAME Harvest take care love NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re hello hi I see you re up late too SMILEY well I guess it would be easier for me after my exam and deadline and since you indicated that s ok with you could we just arrange something a bit later instead of tomorrow Glad you had a good chat with NAME this evening I m sure she had lots of helpful things to say SMILEY see you sometime after NAME then have a great one love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote erm perhaps because it s late a slight bit of confusion on my behalf when you say after that Monday will be a lot easier for me do you mean that you d rather meet up after that Monday or simply that you have more flexibility in your schedule then Assuming the former then we ll go with that and arrange something nearer the time Assuming the latter tomorrow is fine with me how about lunchtime to avoid breaking into your lunch hour Could easily grab a sandwich and then meet wherever is convinient for you NAME tomorrow is fine with me however if you d rather some other time But as I said before if you want to make it after th that s absolutely fine I had a great chat with NAME this evening which certainly helped to clear out my mind somewhat See you soon perhaps tomorrow Take care love NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME How are you Hope you re not too stressed either SMILEY My work s getting on slowly Glad it was good at Barnies yep NAME was good too thanks It would be cool to meet up some time re long term mission work although I hope you realise I m hardly an expert on the subject having lots of questions about it myself Tomorrow seems to be the only possible day for both of us before NAME th which I hope to take off although it may depend on whether I ll be ready to hand in a lit review the next day Then any time after that Monday will be a lot easier for me well as long as it s not during my exam week end of May I ll try to check emails again at least by tomorrow morning so if tomorrow s best for you then name a time although we re having a small Bible study NAME for those of us who are around in college in the evening so during the day would be preferable NAME that all makes sense If I do nt see you before I hope you have a great time at NAME Harvest take care love NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Hi Hope you re not too stressed with work at the moment Was yesterday evening s service good at NAME NAME was very good and I was made to feel very welcome which was nice As I said yesterday I ll really like to chat with you sometime about long term missionary work and some of the things which are on my mind about it I know you re kinda busy at the moment and I m at NAME Harvest between Thursday and Tuesday inclusive But I m flexible around the rest of the time so let me know if you re happy to do so and when you re free if so Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR iyxxdPVLUIOpiqwiAPcrZ NAME END NAME SIGNATURE Re hello Hi NAME How are you Hope you re not too stressed either SMILEY My work s getting on slowly Glad it was good at Barnies yep NAME was good too thanks It would be cool to meet up some time re long term mission work although I hope you realise I m hardly an expert on the subject having lots of questions about it myself Tomorrow seems to be the only possible day for both of us before NAME th which I hope to take off although it may depend on whether I ll be ready to hand in a lit review the next day Then any time after that Monday will be a lot easier for me well as long as it s not during my exam week end of May I ll try to check emails again at least by tomorrow morning so if tomorrow s best for you then name a time although we re having a small Bible study NAME for those of us who are around in college in the evening so during the day would be preferable NAME that all makes sense If I do nt see you before I hope you have a great time at NAME Harvest take care love NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Hi Hope you re not too stressed with work at the moment Was yesterday evening s service good at NAME NAME was very good and I was made to feel very welcome which was nice As I said yesterday I ll really like to chat with you sometime about long term missionary work and some of the things which are on my mind about it I know you re kinda busy at the moment and I m at NAME Harvest between Thursday and Tuesday inclusive But I m flexible around the rest of the time so let me know if you re happy to do so and when you re free if so Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR iyxxdPVLUIOpiqwiAPcrZ NAME END NAME SIGNATURE Re hello ok let s go for pm outside cafe NAME then we can either go there or somewhere else if inspiration strikes before then if it s raining wait inside NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote wow your fascination with sewage amazes me SMILEY well it was made interesting by the museum otherwise it tends to be a fairly dull subject I agree Plus of course there were all the engines etc that really made the museum what it was And boys do tend to like big working engines with lots of levers and pumps and all the mechanical bits encased in this beautifully sculpted metal well you get the point The industrial revolution was after all male dominated And I do like learning about local history and though it was sewageorientated it does give something of an insight into the city s history how about a coffee meetup in town somewhere around ish sounds great Not sure if you have anywhere in particular in mind there are loads of places round NAME and I ve barely been to any of them Cafe NAME was nt bad when I went there earlier this term do nt panic about me not checking email I think I m practically addicted as it is and hopefully I m getting my laptop networked at some point tomorrow and then there ll be no stopping me I was suitably impressed by the fact that I got a reply this evening See you tomorrow NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote wow your fascination with sewage amazes me SMILEY how about a coffee meetup in town somewhere around ish or does that mean you re hanging around doing not very much for a long time do nt panic about me not checking email I think I m practically addicted as it is and hopefully I m getting my laptop networked at some point tomorrow and then there ll be no stopping me NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote oops sorry well it was my fault really You did indicate that you were nt sure and I did have the termcard in my inbox I should have checked I checked the time at about NUM and thought hmm I could go NAME went right now but I have nt had lunch and my boots need waxing and my waterproof trousers really are nt waterproof so I gave up in the end Perhaps just as well I did nt press on alone to Waterbeach then The weather really was unpleasant and just walking the distance between NAME bridge and NAME common was quite enough for me Had a really nice afternoon doing not very much instead though which was nice I saw a friend from school and church who s a fresher at NAME now so we had a good long chat and a pray then went to NAME s and had chips on the way home SMILEY so a very nice day Have you evet experienced NAME s evening service followed by NAME Road chip shop chips It s a definite experience you ll have to try it some time All sounds good a pleasant Sunday And it reminds me there s someone I know from school who s just started at NAME so I ll have to pop round and see her sometime soon I have nt ever tried NAME evening service though I ve been told on a number of occasions that I should Perhaps I ll do it in one of the forthcoming weeks SMILEY I had a really interesting time at the museum of technology It s basically the old pumping station for NAME and they ve restored all the engines and pumps etc to working order and have lots of information about them and the sewage systems round NAME sewage can be interesting honestly Did you know for example that until something NUM the city s sewage was basically dumped into the NAME imagine rowing then In fact until the th century there was a big open NAME running through NAME called NAME s NAME which everyone dumped their sewage into Not very pleasant I m sure you can imagine the stench and disease that it caused In fact you may have come accross NAME s conduit in NAME One of the main purposes of that was to flush out the sewage Anyway in the late th century they build this stateoftheart pumping station which dealt with it all and there s some really impressive machines there In fact the guy who took us round started one of the gas engines for us and explained how it all worked Plus they were ahead of time and were in on recycling the boilers used household rubbish as their fuel Anyway if you ve some free time next weekend it would be well worth going along since they ll have all the engines running next weekend as part of a special open day See WEBSITE Anyway it would be good to meet up some time tues is good for me I ony have NUM lecture at NUM and a supervision at NUM and a bible study group at some point but I m not sure when so do you want to meet up for coffee or tea or something NAME Tuesday is also good for me but will obviously depend on how soon you check your email as to whether we can get that sorted in time I m free from NUM until NUM and then from NUM onwards Do you want to meet up for lunch somewhere suggested within the first time slot or for a coffee nd time slot Depends of course on when your NAME is Look forward to seeing you soon Take care love NAME see you somewhere anyway NAME all is going well for you at the moment and sorry about sending you completely the wrong time oops NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re hello wow your fascination with sewage amazes me SMILEY how about a coffee meetup in town somewhere around ish or does that mean you re hanging around doing not very much for a long time do nt panic about me not checking email I think I m practically addicted as it is and hopefully I m getting my laptop networked at some point tomorrow and then there ll be no stopping me NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote oops sorry well it was my fault really You did indicate that you were nt sure and I did have the termcard in my inbox I should have checked I checked the time at about NUM and thought hmm I could go NAME went right now but I have nt had lunch and my boots need waxing and my waterproof trousers really are nt waterproof so I gave up in the end Perhaps just as well I did nt press on alone to Waterbeach then The weather really was unpleasant and just walking the distance between NAME bridge and NAME common was quite enough for me Had a really nice afternoon doing not very much instead though which was nice I saw a friend from school and church who s a fresher at NAME now so we had a good long chat and a pray then went to NAME s and had chips on the way home SMILEY so a very nice day Have you evet experienced NAME s evening service followed by NAME Road chip shop chips It s a definite experience you ll have to try it some time All sounds good a pleasant Sunday And it reminds me there s someone I know from school who s just started at NAME so I ll have to pop round and see her sometime soon I have nt ever tried NAME evening service though I ve been told on a number of occasions that I should Perhaps I ll do it in one of the forthcoming weeks SMILEY I had a really interesting time at the museum of technology It s basically the old pumping station for NAME and they ve restored all the engines and pumps etc to working order and have lots of information about them and the sewage systems round NAME sewage can be interesting honestly Did you know for example that until something NUM the city s sewage was basically dumped into the NAME imagine rowing then In fact until the th century there was a big open NAME running through NAME called NAME s NAME which everyone dumped their sewage into Not very pleasant I m sure you can imagine the stench and disease that it caused In fact you may have come accross NAME s conduit in NAME One of the main purposes of that was to flush out the sewage Anyway in the late th century they build this stateoftheart pumping station which dealt with it all and there s some really impressive machines there In fact the guy who took us round started one of the gas engines for us and explained how it all worked Plus they were ahead of time and were in on recycling the boilers used household rubbish as their fuel Anyway if you ve some free time next weekend it would be well worth going along since they ll have all the engines running next weekend as part of a special open day See WEBSITE Anyway it would be good to meet up some time tues is good for me I ony have NUM lecture at NUM and a supervision at NUM and a bible study group at some point but I m not sure when so do you want to meet up for coffee or tea or something NAME Tuesday is also good for me but will obviously depend on how soon you check your email as to whether we can get that sorted in time I m free from NUM until NUM and then from NUM onwards Do you want to meet up for lunch somewhere suggested within the first time slot or for a coffee nd time slot Depends of course on when your NAME is Look forward to seeing you soon Take care love NAME see you somewhere anyway NAME all is going well for you at the moment and sorry about sending you completely the wrong time oops NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I might actually manage to have a proper conversation with you one of these days hmm Anyway just wondering if you were going on the rambling club walk tomorrow afternoon I think it s NUM or something at NAME bridge OK so I should have checked the time but I turned up at NAME and found I was already too late sorry I started to walk Waterbeach direction with the hope of meeting you all at NAME but soon decided that walking alone in the rain along a familiar route was not much fun so went to the museum of technology which was very interesting more importantly dry Anyway it still leaves the persistant issue How are you fixed up this week Take care and NAME bless NAME Re hello oops sorry I checked the time at about NUM and thought hmm I could go NAME went right now but I have nt had lunch and my boots need waxing and my waterproof trousers really are nt waterproof so I gave up in the end Had a really nice afternoon doing not very much instead though which was nice I saw a friend from school and church who s a fresher at NAME now so we had a good long chat and a pray then went to NAME s and had chips on the way home SMILEY so a very nice day Have you evet experienced NAME s evening service followed by NAME Road chip shop chips It s a definite experience you ll have to try it some time Anyway it would be good to meet up some time tues is good for me I ony have NUM lecture at NUM and a supervision at NUM and a bible study group at some point but I m not sure when so do you want to meet up for coffee or tea or something see you somewhere anyway NAME all is going well for you at the moment and sorry about sending you completely the wrong time oops NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I might actually manage to have a proper conversation with you one of these days hmm Anyway just wondering if you were going on the rambling club walk tomorrow afternoon I think it s NUM or something at NAME bridge OK so I should have checked the time but I turned up at NAME and found I was already too late sorry I started to walk Waterbeach direction with the hope of meeting you all at NAME but soon decided that walking alone in the rain along a familiar route was not much fun so went to the museum of technology which was very interesting more importantly dry Anyway it still leaves the persistant issue How are you fixed up this week Take care and NAME bless NAME hello Hi NAME I might actually manage to have a proper conversation with you one of these days hmm Anyway just wondering if you were going on the rambling club walk tomorrow afternoon I think it s NUM or something at NAME bridge see you tonight tomorrow some other time NAME hello Hi NAME How are you How was NAME and whatever else you ve been up to since Thanks for your postcard I m sorry it s taken me aaages to reply I m back at work now and it went really well this week SMILEY I m feeling a lot more like I know what I m aiming for now whereas before it was more do this for a few days to get the hang of it and learn some computing Now I have a code all of my own that models particle trajectories in a spinning magnetic dipole field with associated magnetic field like you get rould a pulsar apparently It s really cool it s all position and timedependent and can iterate and includes special relativity and all sorts of exciting things NAME sorry Anyway my supervisor seems to be quite pleased as he said today now I know that you work hard I wo nt have to look for a summer student next year if you want to come back which I think works out as a good thing So it looks like I ll be back at NAME next year hopefully understanding a bit more physics and without having completely forgotten everything I ever knew about computers hmm What have you been up to then NAME sounds good I hope the weather was ok for camping I was youth hostelling in NAME with my brother for a few days which was good but not quite as planned We spent less time walking and more time waiting for buses than I d have liked but never mind The weather was nt great either really foggy so so much for the beautiful Cornish caost views It s probably better than walking in really hot weather though I guess We came home a day early in the end and stayed with my grandparents in NAME as we were meeting up with my parents there the next evening anyway In the end that turned out really well and we had a lovely time with them They re amazing we took them up a tor hill with rocks granite of course on top if you re not in the know and they still wanted to play tennis afterwards Did nt ask how their joints felt the next day though oops Anyway it s been a lovely summer but I feel like it s nearly the end now Do you have stuff to do before term starts workwise I did nt have any which makes me feel like I ve missed something somewhere I m going to be really good at vector calculus next term though I spent yesterday morning finding the curl of the curl of some nasty expression which gave the timedependent magnetic field around the pulsar I think I got it right in the end See you soon and enjoy the rest of the summer NAME Hi NAME How are you How was NAME and whatever else you ve been up to since Thanks for your postcard I m sorry it s taken me aaages to reply I m back at work now and it went really well this week SMILEY I m feeling a lot more like I know what I m aiming for now whereas before it was more do this for a few days to get the hang of it and learn some computing Now I have a code all of my own that models particle trajectories in a spinning magnetic dipole field with associated magnetic field like you get rould a pulsar apparently It s really cool it s all position and timedependent and can iterate and includes special relativity and all sorts of exciting things NAME sorry Anyway my supervisor seems to be quite pleased as he said today now I know that you work hard I wo nt have to look for a summer student next year if you want to come back which I think works out as a good thing So it looks like I ll be back at NAME next year hopefully understanding a bit more physics and without having completely forgotten everything I ever knew about computers hmm What have you been up to then NAME sounds good I hope the weather was ok for camping I was youth hostelling in NAME with my brother for a few days which was good but not quite as planned We spent less time walking and more time waiting for buses than I d have liked but never mind The weather was nt great either really foggy so so much for the beautiful Cornish caost views It s probably better than walking in really hot weather though I guess We came home a day early in the end and stayed with my grandparents in NAME as we were meeting up with my parents there the next evening anyway In the end that turned out really well and we had a lovely time with them They re amazing we took them up a tor hill with rocks granite of course on top if you re not in the know and they still wanted to play tennis afterwards Did nt ask how their joints felt the next day though oops Anyway it s been a lovely summer but I feel like it s nearly the end now Do you have stuff to do before term starts workwise I did nt have any which makes me feel like I ve missed something somewhere I m going to be really good at vector calculus next term though I spent yesterday morning finding the curl of the curl of some nasty expression which gave the timedependent magnetic field around the pulsar I think I got it right in the end See you soon and enjoy the rest of the summer NAME Re NAME NAME NAME How was the holiday Hope you had a good time I m around most evenings but not weekends so name a day and I ll see what s happening NAME to see you soon NAME bless you NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Do nt know whether you can get your email at home I m a computer scientist of course I get my email SMILEY but I m near NAME for the next NUM weeks and would like to meet up if possible My mobile number is NUM NUM NUM Send me a message and I will get back to you but I ca nt do text messages since I do nt own a mobile I m on holiday NAME from tomorrow until August th but it ll be great to meet up sometime after that I m flexible as to when and where what s good for you Must dash got to finish packing See you soon Love in NAME NAME Hope your holiday is going well NAME bless love NAME Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Hi NAME Do nt know whether you can get your email at home but I m near NAME for the next NUM weeks and would like to meet up if possible My mobile number is NUM NUM NUM Send me a message and I will get back to you Hope your holiday is going well NAME bless love NAME Re Hello everybody Dear NAME Thanks for your email I am glad to hear that your vacation was good and that you re safely back in NAME I do nt think I m going to be able to get into NAME this week but I ll be moving back in on Saturday so I hope to catch up with you on your return from NAME Harvest Have a lovely NAME weekend and see you soon All the best NAME Hello everybody Greetings fellow NAME people First of all I am really sorry not to have been in contact already although some of you have had the misfortune of chatting to me on NAME or even worse in NAME s case actually seeing me So I hope everybody is well and enjoying their vacation and not getting up to too much trouble Not much to report on here I ve pretty much been at home all vacation apart from NUM weekend in NAME and a few days out here and there including a RomanoBritish temple in my birthplace NAME I know you ll all be jumping on the train straightaway to see it too Tomorrow I am going to NAME again for a week What has everyone else been up to Well I guess I ll be 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messages Mum Dad Still wondering where you are these days and if you are getting these messages Mum amp Dad NAME NAME Hope you re having a fab summer break HT is missing you Just writing NAME I m updating NAME website and I ve got some photos that would be great to put up on the studnet pages of it and you re being emailed NAME your face appears amongst them do nt panic most are just in the distance shots most of your face hidden and the NUM that are nt look quite good anyway SMILEY I just want to give you the option to say you d rather not if you d rather not it would be great to hear from you either way and to hear how things are going love NAME NAME Hope you re having a fab summer break HT is missing you Just writing NAME I m updating NAME website and I ve got some photos that would be great to put up on the studnet pages of it and you re being emailed NAME your face appears amongst them do nt panic most are just in the distance shots most of your face hidden and the NUM that are nt look quite good anyway SMILEY I just want to give you the option to say you d rather not if you d rather not it would be great to hear from you either way and to hear how things are going love NAME Hello Hi NAME Just thought I d drop you a line to say hi as I have nt seen you about over the past couple of days I m not sure what happened at the Freshers Fair NUM moment you were behind me filling in a form or something and the next moment I turned round I could nt see you anywhere I hope you had a more productive visit than I did the sheer number of people and the slow speed they insist on going at got me quite frustrated I ended up signing up for a few things with NAME wine tasting Italian lessons karate only time will tell if anything comes of it Anyway I hope to see you around sometime perhaps we can all meet up in the bar NUM evening See you soon NAME CHAR Re hellooooo old friend How does am at NAME s coffee sound to you They do really nice paninis for a lunch snack thing if that is okay with you NAME everything is good and CHAR look forward to catching up with you Love NAME CHAR chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Monday suits me well I do nt know whether the glandular fever is leaving you more tired at some times of the day than others I know it does it some people anyway so I ll let you decide morning or afternoon NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME probably I fly out on the rd and I m having a girls night in for my birthday if it was nt for my horrendous gender discrimination you would have been more than welcome on the st and nd Sometime mondaywould be fine maybe a coffee in town I have a few things to sort out and also I m still pretty tired from my glandular fever but I should have a couple of hours then Somewhere like NAME s Let me know if this works for you love NAME xx chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey Is thou free on friday Next week anytime would be better for me got in mind any place NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey Is thou free on friday I am available for a couple of hours then to meet and chat and eat I got so frustrated with your blasted email that I went native and sent you a letter I use EMAIL and EMAIL so take your pick NAME shut down which is a shame coz it was a nice account So give me a ring on NUM NUM or NUM and let me know if Friday works for you NAME NAME NAME xx chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Re hellooooo old friend NAME probably I fly out on the rd and I m having a girls night in for my birthday if it was nt for my horrendous gender discrimination you would have been more than welcome on the st and nd Sometime mondaywould be fine maybe a coffee in town I have a few things to sort out and also I m still pretty tired from my glandular fever but I should have a couple of hours then Somewhere like NAME s Let me know if this works for you love NAME xx chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey Is thou free on friday Next week anytime would be better for me got in mind any place NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hey Is thou free on friday I am available for a couple of hours then to meet and chat and eat I got so frustrated with your blasted email that I went native and sent you a letter I use EMAIL and EMAIL so take your pick NAME shut down which is a shame coz it was a nice account So give me a ring on NUM NUM or NUM and let me know if Friday works for you NAME NAME NAME xx chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi I m back from holiday hope you got my postcard so it d be grand to meet up I m free most of the time though not this Saturday or Sunday Otherwise I m free whenever What s good for you I have been sending emails but they ve just not beeen arriving methinks hmm which address did you send it to my EMAIL account was moved to a more reliable service in March or April I ca nt remember which so they should always get through I think it would then be something wrong at your end As for the WEBSITE one that s with a notoriously unreliable service but I do nt want to move it because they offer some pretty neat services for a tiny price nobody ever uses that email address you seem to have changed address Do you not use either the WEBSITE NUM anymore Anyway look forward to meeting up soon catching up Love from NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME I have been sending emails but they ve just not beeen arriving methinks I would love to have lunch with you and catch up before I leave for the land of Yanks in less than NUM weeks NAME I need to leave your birthday card and stuff with you as there will be a small puddle between us by the time you turn NUM Just let me know when your free to meet for food and we shall NAME to hear from you soon love and hugs NAME CHAR chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Re hellooooo old friend Hey Is thou free on friday I am available for a couple of hours then to meet and chat and eat I got so frustrated with your blasted email that I went native and sent you a letter I use EMAIL and EMAIL so take your pick NAME shut down which is a shame coz it was a nice account So give me a ring on NUM NUM or NUM and let me know if Friday works for you NAME NAME NAME xx chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi I m back from holiday hope you got my postcard so it d be grand to meet up I m free most of the time though not this Saturday or Sunday Otherwise I m free whenever What s good for you I have been sending emails but they ve just not beeen arriving methinks hmm which address did you send it to my EMAIL account was moved to a more reliable service in March or April I ca nt remember which so they should always get through I think it would then be something WEBSITE one that s with a notoriously unreliable service but I do nt want to move it because they offer some pretty neat services for a tiny price nobody ever uses that email address you seem to have changed address Do you not use either the WEBSITE NUM anymore Anyway look forward to meeting up soon catching up Love from NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME I have been sending emails but they ve just not beeen arriving methinks I would love to have lunch with you and catch up before I leave for the land of Yanks in less than NUM weeks NAME I need to leave your birthday card and stuff with you as there will be a small puddle between us by the time you turn NUM Just let me know when your free to meet for food and we shall NAME to hear from you soon love and hugs NAME CHAR chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE hellooooo old friend Hi NAME I have been sending emails but they ve just not beeen arriving methinks I would love to have lunch with you and catch up before I leave for the land of Yanks in less than NUM weeks NAME I need to leave your birthday card and stuff with you as there will be a small puddle between us by the time you turn NUM Just let me know when your free to meet for food and we shall NAME to hear from you soon love and hugs NAME CHAR chocolate coffee men so much better when they re rich Is your boss reading your email Probably Keep your messages private by using NAME Mail Sign up today at WEBSITE Re Help needed for NAME concert Hey I m realyl sorry but I ca nt make it then I hope you find people to do it let me know if you re really stuck and I ll see what I can do NAME bless NAME xx On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Are you free after NAME tomorrow or the equivalent time We desperately need some people who can do flyering for the NAME NAME NAME NAME Concert after the CUMS concert in NAME Road It s an easy job give out fliers to anyone who ll take NUM and should nt take too much of your time If you can make it and are willing to help please email NAME NAME EMAIL NAME and she ll give you any information you need Many thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re help needed CHAR shall see you at the concert to tonight a On NUM December NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME Sorry I did nt reply to your email before I have nt been particularly well I hope your party went well and you had plenty of people come along Hopefully you managed to find some way to play your music last night but if you want to do it again the best thing is to either get some computer speakers and plug them directly into your laptop or to connect the speaker socket of your laptop to the video minidisk input of a modern hifi and drive it through that which should give you more than enough output The best person to go to for help on this if you need it is NAME NAME who lives just below you As a minor consideration I see NAME translated directly as Gingerbread below I guess this is a reasonable translation and is what the dictionaries give but I do nt think NAME quite fit s into a British person s idea of gingerbread Certainly we d not put gingerbread on the list of things that are going to be at a party in the same way as you ve done I d personally just put NAME in both since anybody with any knowledge of German culture which is going to encompass almost everyone with an interest in the German Society knows what NAME is and will understand what you mean better Just my NUM cents Anyway enjoy the last few days of term and take it easy NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME It would be nice to see you at our christmas party See below I am currently downloading christmas music of the NAME SEngerknaben on my lap top The problem is that it wo nt be powerful enough for our christmas party Have you got boxes which I can use in connection with my lap top 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NUM NAME bless NAME Help WEBSITE means Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL mailto EMAIL NUM Normal NUM NAME WEBSITE means Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL NUM Help To Whom It NAME NAME I have this self extractor program that I am trying to get rid of How do I do that WEBSITE while I am trying to get rid of tight bongu infections in my font files My NAME System NAME is trying to get rid of them But ca nt If you can help that would be great Thank You NAME NAME EMAIL Sign Up for NAME NAME NAME NAME Today Only NUM per month Visit WEBSITE Hey New email address add this and delete the old NAME NAME NAME Stay in touch with absent friends get NAME NAME WEBSITE Hey all Just a quick little email to you all with some pretty NAME of my fab college I am working my arse off for finals as I am determined to get all CHAR s and yes I know I have an overworked Type A personality and trying to study for the math section of the NAME exam and failing methinks all those bloody numbers erm went to the NAME NAME Football game and 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NAME and NAME get off the crapping phone I will call soon NAME I hope you and NAME had an AMAZING HONEYMOON You newlyweds I m waiting for the pregnancy email NAME and NAME I hope NAME still rocks for the both of you NAME It was fab to see you NAME I hope you re settled back in and that NAME was amazing On a different topic I met NAME NAME if that excites anyone NAME man but he was craptastically boring Better than NAME though evil Republicans Oh and all of you check out NAME NAME s album it has not left my NAME player since I got it I m driving my corridor mad as the same NUM songs are on repeat SMILEY Erm I think that is about it with this schizophrenic email my fish NAME is thriving if anyone cares and I am back in NAME on the th December returning on the th It ll be fabulous to see you lot when you re free NAME back to essay now Love and hugs NAME xxx NAME Loads of sexual tension between NAME and NAME on the NAME Wing again I am a happy NAME and NAME is a sexy dishevelled 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wo nt be catching a train back until somewhat later so might be best just to catch up in the evening Safe journey back and will see you tomorrow NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Re Fwd Re hi I did reply I assumed you could nt make it I guess my email did nt arrive then poo It would have been fab to see you and I ll be back in August we MUST meet up then I m working in NAME NAME this summer but I will definitely set aside a day after I m back so that we can catch up hang out and have fun Bloody email service Anyway hope you re still enjoying yourself and I m applying for a masters in Politics at NAME so I may be on your turf at some point Love NAME xxx Re hi Hi NAME sorry I have nt emailed you back sooner I ve been hectic seeing family and all that stuff Are you free saturday I can do lunch if you want then as I am back in NAME then Hope you have had a super Christmas and a fab new years will definitely see you before I fly back out NAME and NAME NAME SMILEY EMAIL writes Hi Thanks for your card Hope you had a great Christmas and are enjoying yourself You indicated in the card and before in your email that you re about at the NAME Are you free this coming week to meet up perhaps for a coffee lunch dinner See you soon NAME Hi Hi NAME I m fine I just wondered how you were How s your course going Is it getting harder NAME Re hi Hi NAME I m actually coming back to NAME on Sunday a week early for NAME as I ve got NAME NAME and am an ill NAME NAME is a nightmare here at the moment as the network rarely lets us get online for it it s such a pain I leave for NAME on the rd of August and the Doctors have said I need to have at least NUM weeks bed rest but July I should be free we ll have to go out for a meal or something I m really looking forward to seeing you again you can tell me all about NAME and I can let you know about good old NAME and also about NAME which I am very excited about I ll email you soon and once I ve rested a bit at home lets go and get lunch Lots of love NAME CHAR From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Subject hi NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi As we said the other day it s such a long time we must get together to chat sometime When do you get back to NAME Failing that if you re going away elsewhere rather than coming straight back when are you usually on NAME I think there is so much to say I wo nt even try and start now in an email Take care Love from NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE Hi Hi NAME NAME wondered whether you had had any joy with the CHAR venue I need to get flyers out ideally on Sunday If there s no news do nt worry we can go to Mcds And I d still love to move in NAME so dont discard any info NUM idea I d had by the way is of getting takeaways delivered to a nice venue What do you think Thanks again for all your help NAME Hi NAME NAME wondered whether you had had any joy with the CHAR venue I need to get flyers out ideally on Sunday If there s no news do nt worry we can go to Mcds And I d still love to move in NAME so dont discard any info NUM idea I d had by the way is of getting takeaways delivered to a nice venue What do you think Thanks again for all your help NAME Re hi that s fine with me where s easier for you wherever if the weather s nice possible see WEBSITE walk but otherwise I guess it s NAME or NAME whichever you d prefer we ll have to meet somewhere I ll be coming from student lunch so shall we say NAME If I just go straight to your room then we could stay there if the weather s horrible or I could drop my violin off there if we decide to walk hope that makes sense Let me know if this works for you see you soon SMILEY love NAME hope all s ok with you too SMILEY NAME thanks though I m far too relaxed for exam term See you tomorrow Take care love NAME as for me I m kind of hectic at the NAME yes but I m ok even if my exams wo nt be see you soon take care love NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Just very briefly to say that Sunday is fine with me I wo nt be a NAME in the morning since I m going to a confirmation but the afternoon s clear Say NAME NAME everything is going OK if hectic love NAME On Wednesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME you re having a good week sorry it s taken me so long to get back to you feeling rather swamped at the moment and very behind on emails Well I seem to have so much stuff today and so much to fit in before the weekend that I do nt really think I can do today any more so that leaves Saturday unless Sunday afternoon is any good to you I know I d feel a lot less rushed on Sunday as that s my day off anyway but if you d prefer Saturday then lunch could work Sorry to be brief must go now take care love NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re hi Hi NAME that s fine with me where s easier for you hope all s ok with you too SMILEY as for me I m kind of hectic at the NAME yes but I m ok even if my exams wo nt be see you soon take care love NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Just very briefly to say that Sunday is fine with me I wo nt be a NAME in the morning since I m going to a confirmation but the afternoon s clear Say NAME NAME everything is going OK if hectic love NAME On Wednesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME NAME you re having a good week sorry it s taken me so long to get back to you feeling rather swamped at the moment and very behind on emails Well I seem to have so much stuff today and so much to fit in before the weekend that I do nt really think I can do today any more so that leaves Saturday unless Sunday afternoon is any good to you I know I d feel a lot less rushed on Sunday as that s my day off anyway but if you d prefer Saturday then lunch could work Sorry to be brief must go now take care love NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote How are you very well thanks feeling much more relaxed peversely for exam term than last term I guess that exam stress just has nt quite struck yet Yes been a while but time s flying by at the NAME guess it always does at this time of year so much to do so little time How was NAME Harvest great thanks I ll tell you more about it when I see you again Yes would be good to catch up and chat about mission stuff as you say I m actually going home this weekend mum s th so wo nt be at NAME morning or evening hope you re having had depending on when you receive this email a good weekend My schedule s not too full really juts trying to fit in work around everything else SMILEY let s see here are the times I should usually be free some sups I don CHAR yet know about Mon NUM NUM NUM NAME any time except I may have NAME some time between NUM and NUM not evening Wed before NUM possibly NUM as on NAME after ish NAME before NUM NAME before NUM but depends on NAME Sat probably wo nt be going to NAME NAME until June so any time NAME do nt usually have anything except NAME and phoning home some time in the afternoon hmm until now I did nt realise quite how full my schedule was It seemed light and easy Then I did a spreadsheet to find crossover times and found just how few there were hmmm Anyway Monday and Tuesday wo nt work Wednesday I can make pm if you are free then perhaps go for a coffee somewhere or alternatively from about ish yes we re supposed to finish at around NUM too but NUM is more realistic Thursday is out because I m going to NAME for an audition in the afternoon and have stuff in the morning midday Friday I can only do after NUM So if Wednesday is no good then it has to be Saturday in which case perhaps lunchtime would be a good time as it then need not interfere with getting work done Of the NUM above I ll leave the choice to you depending on how things plan out for the week ahead See you soon Take care love NAME sorry to sound too much like a diary but this is by far the quickest way as you well know SMILEY hope one of these times coincides with your free time see you soon take care love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re hi Hi NAME NAME you re having a good week sorry it s taken me so long to get back to you feeling rather swamped at the moment and very behind on emails Well I seem to have so much stuff today and so much to fit in before the weekend that I do nt really think I can do today any more so that leaves Saturday unless Sunday afternoon is any good to you I know I d feel a lot less rushed on Sunday as that s my day off anyway but if you d prefer Saturday then lunch could work Sorry to be brief must go now take care love NAME NAME Sat NUM May NUM NAME NAME wrote How are you very well thanks feeling much more relaxed peversely for exam term than last term I guess that exam stress just has nt quite struck yet Yes been a while but time s flying by at the NAME guess it always does at this time of year so much to do so little time How was NAME Harvest great thanks I ll tell you more about it when I see you again Yes would be good to catch up and chat about mission stuff as you say I m actually going home this weekend mum s th so wo nt be at NAME morning or evening hope you re having had depending on when you receive this email a good weekend My schedule s not too full really juts trying to fit in work around everything else SMILEY let s see here are the times I should usually be free some sups I don CHAR yet know about Mon NUM NUM NUM NAME any time except I may have NAME some time between NUM and NUM not evening Wed before NUM possibly NUM as on NAME after ish NAME before NUM NAME before NUM but depends on NAME Sat probably wo nt be going to NAME NAME until June so any time NAME do nt usually have anything except NAME and phoning home some time in the afternoon hmm until now I did nt realise quite how full my schedule was It seemed light and easy Then I did a spreadsheet to find crossover times and found just how few there were hmmm Anyway Monday and Tuesday wo nt work Wednesday I can make pm if you are free then perhaps go for a coffee somewhere or alternatively from about ish yes we re supposed to finish at around NUM too but NUM is more realistic Thursday is out because I m going to NAME for an audition in the afternoon and have stuff in the morning midday Friday I can only do after NUM So if Wednesday is no good then it has to be Saturday in which case perhaps lunchtime would be a good time as it then need not interfere with getting work done Of the NUM above I ll leave the choice to you depending on how things plan out for the week ahead See you soon Take care love NAME sorry to sound too much like a diary but this is by far the quickest way as you well know SMILEY hope one of these times coincides with your free time see you soon take care love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi How are you Been a long time since I last saw you what with NAME Harvest and going home etc NAME the exams and project went well It might be nice to meet up sometime to catch up discuss long term mission stuff as briefly discussed before I do nt know how free your schedule is so let me know anyway I wo nt be at Risky Living tomorrow I decided not to take up the small group leadership or the taskforce for Risky Living in favour of doing CUMS this term and reconsidering which I ll do next term over the summer but should be at church on Sunday morning Not sure this is making sense it s getting late I should probably go to bed so if you ca nt make sense of this let me know I ll try again when I m not falling asleep SMILEY Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re hi Hi NAME How are you Yes been a while but time s flying by at the NAME guess it always does at this time of year so much to do so little time How was NAME Harvest Yes would be good to catch up and chat about mission stuff as you say I m actually going home this weekend mum s th so wo nt be at NAME morning or evening My schedule s not too full really juts trying to fit in work around everything else SMILEY let s see here are the times I should usually be free some sups I don CHAR yet know about Mon NUM NUM NUM NAME any time except I may have NAME some time between NUM and NUM not evening Wed before NUM possibly NUM as on NAME after ish NAME before NUM NAME before NUM but depends on NAME Sat probably wo nt be going to NAME NAME until June so any time NAME do nt usually have anything except NAME and phoning home some time in the afternoon sorry to sound too much like a diary but this is by far the quickest way as you well know SMILEY hope one of these times coincides with your free time see you soon take care love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi How are you Been a long time since I last saw you what with NAME Harvest and going home etc NAME the exams and project went well It might be nice to meet up sometime to catch up discuss long term mission stuff as briefly discussed before I do nt know how free your schedule is so let me know anyway I wo nt be at Risky Living tomorrow I decided not to take up the small group leadership or the taskforce for Risky Living in favour of doing CUMS this term and reconsidering which I ll do next term over the summer but should be at church on Sunday morning Not sure this is making sense it s getting late I should probably go to bed so if you ca nt make sense of this let me know I ll try again when I m not falling asleep SMILEY Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re hi On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi sorry I have nt replied sooner but I do nt have access to email at home Thanks for your email it was good to try and see what NAME wanted NAME and I had decided not to continue going out at that stage because we both felt that we had issues we needed to sort out and NAME felt that it would be better to sort those out outside of a relationship Thank you for your prayers and advice and I hope that our friendship will continue to be strong I ll keep this brief but hopefully we ll be able to talk on tuesday See you at the houseparty may you know always the peace of NAME NAME Hi How are things with you Things any better different with you NAME Hope you had a good day together sailing the other week you re able to keep trusting NAME Hope you found something useful within my last email I now have Passion NAME bought it in NAME last week if you want to borrow it not sure if it ll be any use but if you feel inclined to read it I ll quite happily lend it to you Had a great time in NAME last week seeing family friends whom we ve not seen for some time Unlike past occassions where it s been strained staying with NUM particular set of relatives in particular because NUM cousin there is autistic and the other sharing almost nothing in common with any of others due to the short time we were able to stay and because we re all older it was a really pleasant time And it was good to be able to walk on NAME again which I have nt done for quite some time Could I ask you to pray for something myself As you know we ve started on preparation work for the next NAME concert hopefully NAME s Passion in NAME s Chapel However despite letters and various emails to the person whom we wanted to conduct it NAME NAME we ve 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and econ while I m at NAME that s assuming that I get in NAME But NAME my main concern is whether I can do both majors I really want to do both It would be great if you can get back to me soon My email is EMAIL Thanks so much NAME NAME College NAME NUM NAME NAME Hi I ve been supporting this site for a long time now I regret to inform you that I will not do that anymore as long as there are pop windows NAME promting me to install gator software and other stuff Many people has no idea what theese things are But when it s sanctioned by me it must be ok BUT IT IS NOT Regards NAME NAME I ve been supporting this site for a long time now I regret to inform you that I will not do that anymore as long as there are pop windows NAME promting me to install gator software and other stuff Many people has no idea what theese things are But when it s sanctioned by me it must be ok BUT IT IS NOT Regards NAME NAME NAME social stuff NAME sorry to clog your inboxes just to confirm hillwalking club lunches start tomorrow marionx Only a hill but all of life to me Up there between the sunset and the sea NAME NAME NAME sorry to clog your inboxes just to confirm hillwalking club lunches start tomorrow marionx Only a hill but all of life to me Up there between the sunset and the sea NAME NAME NAME NAME social stuff this term SMILEY Hi everyone NAME New Year SMILEY NAME you all had fantastic mountainfilled holidays Just to let you know about some of the social events coming up this term in the NAME Club LUNCHES Due to the cruelness of the geography department I will not be able to host lunches on Tuesdays this term as I have practicals However fret not lunches will continue they will just be on WEDNESDAYS instead Other than that they will be the same format NAME in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s for directions see the bottom of this email pound NUM for a veritable feast of baguettes salad cake fruit chocolate etc Do come along NAME MEETS will start this Thursday NAME in the NAME pub just up the hill from NAME We usually sit upstairs look out for people in club tshirts and stories of this winter s adventures Also coming up this term dates to be confirmed NAME NAME Dinner yay NAME to see you very soon love NAME Only a hill but all of life to me Up there between the sunset and the sea NAME NAME NAME Directions to lunches NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME From the front of college NAME NAME s Street Go in through the main gate of NAME s and walk straight through First Second and NAME NAME and over the Bridge of Sighs You are now in NAME NAME and are aiming for the staircase in the far righthand corner walk straight on down to the end of NAME NAME and turn right walk along to the corner where CHAR staircase is My room is right at the top go up NUM flights of stairs to the top landing and then up another little staircase in the corner Look out for strategicallypositioned signs Hi everyone NAME New Year SMILEY NAME you all had fantastic mountainfilled holidays Just to let you know about some of the social events coming up this term in the NAME Club LUNCHES Due to the cruelness of the geography department I will not be able to host lunches on Tuesdays this term as I have practicals However fret not lunches will continue they will just be on WEDNESDAYS instead Other than that they will be the same format NAME in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s for directions see the bottom of this email pound NUM for a veritable feast of baguettes salad cake fruit chocolate etc Do come along NAME MEETS will start this Thursday NAME in the NAME pub just up the hill from NAME We usually sit upstairs look out for people in club tshirts and stories of this winter s adventures Also coming up this term dates to be confirmed NAME NAME Dinner yay NAME to see you very soon love NAME Only a hill but all of life to me Up there between the sunset and the sea NAME NAME NAME Directions to lunches NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s From the front of college NAME NAME s Street Go in through the main gate of NAME s and walk straight through First Second and NAME NAME and over the Bridge of Sighs You are now in NAME NAME and are aiming for the staircase in the far righthand corner walk straight on down to the end of NAME NAME and turn right walk along to the corner where CHAR staircase is My room is right at the top go up NUM flights of stairs to the top landing and then up another little staircase in the corner Look out for strategicallypositioned signs Holding Publicity NAME Have sent out an email telling everyone to hold the publicity until I know what you want me to do particularly about the non collection of the town tickets on the door Do we need to send out an ammendment and ask people to include their addresses if they send a cheque I think NAME did nt understand my extensive instructions about what should go to the university and what should go to the town I never thought the uni tickets could be collected on the door The offensive sentence has gone to all the churches and chapels but NUM else as far as I know Do we need to send out a general apology I really am very sorry I m going to go and pray and go to bed now I ca nt believe that I should ve done something like this Oh dear oh dear I was just trying to do what the exec wanted I guess I did nt realise how the thing read I lifted it pretty much straight from NAME email I did doublecheck everything I guess I just do nt know how to spell oh I m so sorry NAME I know you do nt need this I m going to pray very hard that there are nt any further repercussions I should have cleared what I sent out with you first I think I was trying to do things quickly and very late at night okay so why am I making excuses basically I just messed up I m so so sorry If anyone gets upset about this it was my fault not yours NAME NAME at last Hi NAME Thanks for your emails I m having a good summer so far and am finally on holiday for a bit NAME I ve spent the day playing the piano NAME and replying to emails all very nice thigs to do I think I ve been at NAME for NUM weeks and will be back again for another NUM in september It s been good fun though a bit weird as I really knew very little about plasma physics or programming before I started and still do nt to be honest but never mind I went to a a lecture which was supposed to be an introduction to plasma physics there s a plasma physics summer school for NAME people going on at the NAME so I sneaked into the st lecture and all the basic physics that the lecturer started from before leaping off into plasma physics was stuff we d done only last term D oh Apart form the use of NAME I just about coped there No it s all very interesting And the atmosphere is good in the department too There s lots of NAME students from all over the world and there s very much an ethos that they re researching interesting stuff for the common good ie to get nuclear fusion to work rather than to earn lots of money so that s quite cool really Did you get the link about NAME Survivor I m looking forward to it it should be good so do let me know if you want some more info I m going with a load of people from NAME church to distinguish it from NAME church you understand and you d be most welcome to join us The teaching in the seminars and main meetings is always excellent and the worship is so honest and brilliant you ca nt fail to learn something new about NAME I reckon My bro s coming for the st time this year so I hope he enjoys it NAME I d better be off I think Several people said they wanted to ge to the prom on nd July so I think that might be a good one to aim for NAME violin conc among other things yay I love that NUM and have attempted to play it but with limited success I ll get in touch some time to sort out details if you re still interested I m most jealous of your blue NAME badge btw Are you working or anything I ca nt remember Hope you re having a good summer whatever Enjoy the sun while it s still here NAME NAME thanks for the advice re webmailhermes I ghad nt discovered that before I ve got outlook set up now so it should be ok have nt tried to send any attachments since though NAME If you feel like doing any extra prayer I sent this to someone else so sorry if it s not quite phrased as if written to you I just ca nt be bothered to type it all out again If you need more stuff to pray for the youth work at my church needs it at the NAME I know that compared to your church ours probably seems really vibrant etc etc that is nt supposed to sound nasty but I know that you were worried about that side of things at your church but we re having some difficulties at the NAME We have nt had a youth worker for a few years now and it s beginnning to show In a way it s good because the young people left in the church are all rally keen and completely stuck into NAME which is fantastic but we ve lost a fair few on the way Anyway there s someone coming for interview tomorrow so we re praying that FINALLY this might be NAME s man the lack of youth worker is certainly not from lack of looking for one just lack of suitable applicants Anyway we shall see Also a friend of mine is setting up a bible study group for student just graduated that kind of age people which I think is fantastic He s going to be a NAME relay worker in NAME next year and wants some practice first I think Anyway we have a core of about NUM people who I think will support it really well but we need to decide whether the focus is on encouraging Christians during the holidays with solid bible study and good prayer which is what it s been so far although we ve only met NUM times or more outwardlooking and something we can invite NAME or fringetype people along to I mean there s a lot of people who came to Sunday school that I still see around from time to time and it would be fantastic to get them involved in the church again Anyway any thoughts you may have would be appreciated Re NAME NAME NUM You put pillow cases on both sides should one of those have been pillows Um opps my bad No just cases just cases to take they provide pillows or what The former they provide pillows not the cases NUM Nuclear reactor fission or fusion NAME hmm last time I spoke to a physicist about nuclear power I was told fusion was only possible for a few seconds Since I could probably do with light for a little longer I suppose I d better suffice with a torch Well true and it tends to be very unstable or rather in an explosive form NUM NAME if nuclear reactor impractical but much less fun Well true but safer one feels a minor consideration But still a consideration NAME NAME Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME Here is the email I sent out yesterday detailing all the things that need to be brought thanks Do not worry about the mass of emails I enjoy getting emails so keep sending them cool SMILEY NUM A sleeping bag and or bedding material sheets and pillow cases but they provide blankets and pillow cases NUM Do you know anywhere round here from whence I can hire borrow a sleeping bag I m slightly loathed to get a train home just to get my sleeping bag Hmmmmmmm Not sure about that one Could steal a homeless persons Or take the sheets from your college bed as they provide blankets and things and sheets are easier to carry I will ask around and see if anyone I know has a sleeping bag ask someone in CU someone like NAME NAME or NAME CHAR they will have a sleeping bag I bet NUM You put pillow cases on both sides should one of those have been pillows Um opps my bad No just cases NUM Nuclear reactor fission or fusion NAME NUM NAME if nuclear reactor impractical but much less fun Well true but safer one feels NAME Thanks NAME NAME NAME Hi NAME Here is the email I sent out yesterday detailing all the things that need to be brought Do not worry about the mass of emails I enjoy getting emails so keep sending them NAME How to bake the perfect Houseparty cake You will need the following ingredients NUM Lots of students of all varieties NUM A sense of humour bright ideas sketches skits and jokes NUM CHAR NAME with or without NAME depending upon your view of the Deutrocanonical scriptures and the council of NAME NUM A sleeping bag and or bedding material sheets and pillow cases but they provide blankets and pillow cases NUM Any board games and or sporting equipment that you may care to bring NUM Any musical instruments you want to play and worship the NAME with NUM A coach from NAME Avenue at NUM NUM for a NUM NUM departure on Friday th December The Layby on the NAME college side of the Road opposite the Toilets on Midsummer common Near the roundabout on NAME NAME and NAME Lane Where the coach went from last year and to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME SMILEY Tooth brush and washing stuff towel NUM Nuclear reactor NUM NAME if nuclear reactor impractical Take all the ingredients mix together on Coach then Friday night add videos and food on Saturday add a pinch of Gokarts walks and sport Throw in NAME NAME inspired NAME teaching and prayer By Sunday afternoon the Houseparty should be fully ready If any of these cooking instructions are unclear please be in touch NAME bless NAME Hi NAME Here is the email I sent out yesterday detailing all the things that need to be brought Do not worry about the mass of emails I enjoy getting emails so keep sending them NAME How to bake the perfect Houseparty cake You will need the following ingredients NUM Lots of students of all varieties NUM A sense of humour bright ideas sketches skits and jokes NUM CHAR NAME with or without NAME depending upon your view of the Deutrocanonical scriptures and the council of NAME NUM A sleeping bag and or bedding material sheets and pillow cases but they provide blankets and pillow cases NUM Any board games and or sporting equipment that you may care to bring NUM Any musical instruments you want to play and worship the NAME with NUM A coach from NAME Avenue at NUM NUM for a NUM NUM departure on Friday th December The Layby on the NAME college side of the Road opposite the Toilets on Midsummer common Near the roundabout on NAME NAME and NAME Lane Where the coach went from last year and to NAME WEBSITE SMILEY Tooth brush and washing stuff towel NUM Nuclear reactor NUM NAME if nuclear reactor impractical Take all the ingredients mix together on Coach then Friday night add videos and food on Saturday add a pinch of Gokarts walks and sport Throw in NAME NAME inspired NAME teaching and prayer By Sunday afternoon the Houseparty should be fully ready If any of these cooking instructions are unclear please be in touch NAME bless NAME Re houseparty Will pass the info on to NAME And we should be back in NAME for NUM NUM Sunday Although there might be someone being driven to the station earlier NAME Thank you very much for the email about the website I found it very informative and constructive although I do know very little about website design hopefully though you can pass it on to the person running the site who does That is great news about the houseparty I am very pleased to hear that you have found your fishing rod as it were Praise the NAME for being able to go on many houseparties NAME Halls address is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I would suggest that public transport is very limited and that to just come for Saturday would not be easy we have NUM students coming down Saturday morning and then coming back with everyone else on the coach on Sunday afternoon They are catching the NUM NUM train contact NAME NAME EMAIL he is kind of in charge of the organising of the train party we are then picking them up from the station How does that all sound what time do you get back on Sunday Thanks NAME NAME Hi NAME Hope you got my email about the website found it constructive With relation to the houseparty I ve now found a fish metaphorically I should add but I ve kinda made other arrangements around the weekend I was just wondering what the public transport is like to whereever it is in NAME you re going you could just tell me where it is and I ll investigate If it is any good would it be possible for me to join you just for Saturday And in case you re wondering I ve heard that college are doing room rent bursaries again this year which I had nt accounted for in my budget and if last year is anything to go by and this year I should get more then I could go to several houseparties on it SMILEY Thanks NAME Re houseparty NAME Thank you very much for the email about the website I found it very informative and constructive although I do know very little about website design That is great news about the houseparty I am very pleased to hear that you have found your fishing rod as it were Praise the NAME for being able to go on many houseparties NAME Halls address is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME I would suggest that public transport is very limited and that to just come for Saturday would not be easy we have NUM students coming down Saturday morning and then coming back with everyone else on the coach on Sunday afternoon They are catching the NUM NUM train contact NAME NAME EMAIL he is kind of in charge of the organising of the train party we are then picking them up from the station How does that all sound NAME Hi NAME Hope you got my email about the website found it constructive With relation to the houseparty I ve now found a fish metaphorically I should add but I ve kinda made other arrangements around the weekend I was just wondering what the public transport is like to whereever it is in NAME you re going you could just tell me where it is and I ll investigate If it is any good would it be possible for me to join you just for Saturday And in case you re wondering I ve heard that college are doing room rent bursaries again this year which I had nt accounted for in my budget and if last year is anything to go by and this year I should get more then I could go to several houseparties on it SMILEY Thanks NAME Re houseparty NAME NAME I think we re leaving NAME College around NUM and its at least a NUM hour journey I think I know some people are leaving the houseparty a day early if thats any help Rhian On NUM December NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote What time would we get back to NAME on the th I would appear to have doublebooked myself around the timing of the houseparty and may well have to cancel but there is a small chance I can still come if we get back to NAME sufficiently early unlikely I realise on the th Thanks NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote thanks On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Will you accept applications for the house party by email in order that I may make the th deadline The weather s so nasty today I m not feeling too well so do nt want to cycle out to NAME at the moment but the cost is already high enough without wanting to increase it further Name NAME NAME CHAR College NAME Year NUM Special dietary requirements none Contact email address EMAIL Contact address NUM Walnut NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Contact telephone NUM NUM Travelling Coach to and from NAME In the NAME is a cheque for pound NUM Houseparty pound NUM NAME pound NUM Signed NAME NAME NAME NUM November NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR QDOQgACgKdv tTOtvhnyzNdFUsTD DzY END NAME SIGNATURE Re houseparty thanks On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Will you accept applications for the house party by email in order that I may make the th deadline The weather s so nasty today I m not feeling too well so do nt want to cycle out to NAME at the moment but the cost is already high enough without wanting to increase it further Name NAME NAME CHAR College NAME Year NUM Special dietary requirements none Contact email address EMAIL Contact address NUM Walnut NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Contact telephone NUM NUM Travelling Coach to and from NAME In the NAME is a cheque for pound NUM Houseparty pound NUM Travel pound NUM Signed NAME NAME NAME NUM November NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR QDOQgACgKdv tTOtvhnyzNdFUsTD DzY END NAME SIGNATURE Houseparty Hi guys How are you What have you been up to this holiday The reason I m writting and indeed sending this to all of you as I m not sure which of you read your email over the holidays is that I really do need some details for the houseparty also visiting a friend s church I met a guy who was going to NAME this year and also wanted some details about the houseparty so I said I d see what I could do for him Time and place would be especially useful NAME houseparty music Dear housepartygoers NAME new year Hope you re all raring to go for CHAR he houseparty tomorrow Its going to be great This is just a quick email to remind any of you who are musicians or singers to come prepared it would be lovely to have as many people as possible involved in the music Do nt worry if you ve never done it before or are nt sure you d be good eno ugh we d really like you to give it a go So bring any instruments that you have We ll have a keyboard and drum kit there so come ready to play tho se as well if you can It does nt matter if you have nt let NAME know CHAR ou d like to play NUM just bring your instrument along and we ll sort it out a CHAR the houseparty Travel safely See you tomorrow love NAME houseparty photos IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Hello all Thank you for paying for your houseparty photos just to say that they should be winging their way to your pigeonholes as we speak Please let me know if they do nt get to you in the next couple of days Cheers love NAME NAME Houseparty those coming on Saturday morning For NAME s information NAME travel arrangements We ll catch the NUM NUM to NAME arriving at NUM NUM NUM meeting points NUM at the train station before NUM NUM obviously NUM at the NAME street bus stop NUM am to get to the am Citi NUM bus arriving at the station at NUM am If I m not at the bus stop then please ring me on NUM NUM because I will probably be asleep See you then and thanks NAME for agreeing to pick us up much appreciated NAME How do I set the laser printer to stun NAME and peace to you from him who is and who was and who is to come and from the NUM spirits before his throne NAME NUM NUM Another week another email but fear not we are as NAME NAME likes to say putting the fun back into fundamentalism Thursday night Come to NAME Cathedral leave your ivory towers behind and head out into the sticks for a evening listening to how NAME NAME wanted his songs to be sung Will be a laugh we will meet at the station at NUM NAME to catch the NUM NAME train to NAME In time to find a local vendor of quality fast food NAME starts at pm Tell me before this evening if you are definitely coming as I will be buying the tickets tonight or you could chance it and see if there is any on the door Q Who was the greatest female financier in the NAME NAME NAME s daughter She went down to the bank of the NAME and drew out a little prophet Sunday NUM am am and NUM NAME With Lunch in the NAME NAME Hall at pm Do come for lunch if you have not been for a while we would love to say hi In a change to the term card NAME NAME was supposed to be preaching at the evening service but NAME he is unable to so at no expense spent they have got his lodger to preach instead ie me Q What kind of man was NAME before he got married NAME Ruthless Evolution aka Spring Harvest To sign up Speak to us But be quick about it We need to know by the end of term to get the student rate It is April thnd Hear me now it will be great aye More fun than a fun thing s fun bits NAME Survivor CHAR for Students and others CHAR word are involved in the running of this event so it will not be dull Q What is the most holy motor vehicle in the NAME NAME A Fury NAME drove NAME and NAME out of the Garden in a Fury That is all for now ladies and gentlemen If there is anything at all we can help you with let us know NAME to the NAME o mighty one ascribe to the NAME glory and strength Ascribe to the NAME the glory due to his name worship the NAME in the splendour of his holiness Psalm NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME and peace to you from him who is and who was and who is to come and from the NUM spirits before his throne NAME NUM NUM Another week another email but fear not we are as NAME NAME likes to say putting the fun back into fundamentalism Thursday night Come to NAME Cathedral leave your ivory towers behind and head out into the sticks for a evening listening to how NAME NAME wanted his songs to be sung Will be a laugh we will meet at the station at NUM NAME to catch the NUM NAME train to NAME In time to find a local vendor of quality fast food NAME starts at pm Tell me before this evening if you are definitely coming as I will be buying the tickets tonight or you could chance it and see if there is any on the door Q Who was the greatest female financier in the NAME NAME NAME s daughter She went down to the bank of the NAME and drew out a little prophet Sunday NUM am am and NUM NAME With Lunch in the NAME NAME Hall at NUM NAME Do come for lunch if you have not been for a while we would love to say hi In a change to the term card NAME NAME was supposed to be preaching at the evening service but NAME he is unable to so at no expense spent they have got his lodger to preach instead ie me Q What kind of man was NAME before he got married NAME Ruthless Evolution aka Spring Harvest To sign up Speak to us But be quick about it We need to know by the end of term to get the student rate It is April thnd Hear me now it will be great aye More fun than a fun thing s fun bits NAME Survivor CHAR for Students and others CHAR word are involved in the running of this event so it will not be dull Q What is the most holy motor vehicle in the NAME NAME A Fury NAME drove NAME and NAME out of the Garden in a Fury That is all for now ladies and gentlemen If there is anything at all we can help you with let us know NAME to the NAME o mighty one ascribe to the NAME glory and strength Ascribe to the NAME the glory due to his name worship the NAME in the splendour of his holiness Psalm NUM NUM NAME bless NAME Re howdy Hi NAME NAME What an endeavour to send emails phew I shall definitely help you with Mandrake NUM no worries at all I get back on the rd Oct in ze mean time have a swell ne NAME NAME You unlike me are an expert at writing emails but a very slow replier SMILEY I m not very good with communication in the vacs because the only internet connection is on my Dad s computer NAME However I like to keep copies of emails I send and receive useful when I need to backreference something and so I insist on doing emails via my computer Therefore I have to download them on my Dad s computer then transfer them to mine NAME and import them into NAME I then sort through them reply to appropriate NUM and then run the outbox through a script to convert it to emails for NAME Mail NAME to send I then copy that to my Dad s computer Because it s a bit of a hassle I tend to only do it periodically However my Dad has promised to put a phone connection in my room for Christmas which will be very cool I am impressed both by the length information content and scope of your email well I have NUM styles of email letter and memo I d normally do the letter style as a snailmail letter but it s cheaper to email it SMILEY I really wanted the first term lectures to be in NAME as well Sigh we ve got practicals there though And after that we re in NAME It does mean less travelling too and we still do nt have any NUM o clocks And we have nt been in the NAME yet I do nt think anyway so it ll be a new lecture theatre for us I am sure that I shall be struggling next year as the work will be more Comsciish than ever Darn anyway you ve gtta help me out it s teamwork NAME You help me I help you I help you you help me Hopefully that way we can focus on our strengths and help each other in our weaknesses So that means you do all the work whilst I copy you SMILEY And there s no geology to distract you this time I will miss it tho I actually quite liked the geology and though I was nt any good at it I did enjoy it and find it really interesting and did you know I am doing a fulltime German course as well NAME Dann wir k nnen unsere NAME zusammen verbessen and when you ve learnt German you can work out what that means I did German Alevel I must however get back into it because I m losing it I keep saying I ll install my NAME box in German but I never have the courage to do it Was w rde passieren wenn ich einen NAME mache Dann w rde ich vielleicht die NAME nicht verstanden what would happen if I made a mistake Then I might not understand the help system Yes I really must practise my German Things are gonna be really hard I m sure you ll just cope fine SMILEY wish me luck mate good luck As for me This term I have Part NAME NAME Science I m jointly organising another NAME concert for the NAME Term I m international rep for the NAME group in NAME I m singing in CUMS and in the NAME Singers I ve become webmaster for the German Society once I ve redone their site pref by end of October I ve become webmaster again another site to put together this time by Christmas for the NAME NAME s NAME NAME charity to be launched in the new year Obviously I m also in the Rambler s society and have the NAME meetings and church So I think I might be busy myself When are you in NAME NAME I ve got a small ish request for you when you do go up By the end of September NAME are suppose to have released version NUM of their NAME I ve currently got version NUM but with lots of updated progs and packages and I ve updated things so much that I ve made a mess of my system and have various conflicts Therefore I badly need the updated system So I was wondering if you could download it for me burn it to CDR Obviously I ll pay you for the NAME I m up from the evening of the th so it d be good to meet up soon after that Best regards and take care NAME my mum s yelling at me to get to the dining table for lunch catch ye NUM NAME Hi NAME Hows ya It s been ages since I last heard I ve been meaning to write for a while Glad you got my postcard I m surprised they forwarded it to NAME NAME I only paid postage enough for NAME so I thought you d get it at college Anyways it s got to you You been up to much over the vac Other than NAME I also had a week in NAME with my family staying with relatives and friends Then spent time relaxing doing volunteer work NAME non compsci stuff SMILEY bit of programming that code I did for InnoSetup the author is looking at adopting for the main project which is cool etc Went to one of the NAME NAME earlier in August with some girls from NAME which was cool I am however like you really looking forward to next year It ll be good to be back in NAME and in the midst of it all NAME for pointing out that the lecture list is out it makes an interesting read and it s impressive to show relatives NAME NAME s concise lecture list and demonstrate that I actually understand it Not much in the NAME NAME in NAME except practicals no Saturday lectures in NAME But NAME NAME every Saturday in NAME is a bit much NAME Law Economics seems to be a new course I ca nt find reference to it in previous years material Could be interesting especially with NAME NAME who you ll probably have heard of especially if you are a SlashDot person The Artificial Intelligence course I ve been told by a comp sci lecturer at a college near me a family friend will be quite hard so it s worth doing the extra reading And do nt miss my NAME s lectures on Graphics SMILEY The group project should be cool I m quite looking forward to that and also NAME Theory Complexity Security could be really interesting or really dull I guess only time will tell Still for someone who got a st I m sure you ll fly through the year with a breeze Only jokin I know you worked hard for it Did I tell you that when I got the breakdown of my marks my NAME noted that it was the NAME maths that really brought me down I should be fine for a NUM NUM next year And have you had a chance to read your Bible or talk to NAME over the summer I was reading a great passage yesterday Praise be to the NAME and Father of our NAME NAME NAME In his great mercy he has given us a new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of NAME NAME from the dead and into an inheritance that can never perish spoil or fade kept in heaven or you who through faith are shielded by NAME s power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time Because although we do nt deserve anything NAME sent in his great mercy his NAME NAME to die on the cross and then rise from the dead so we can be forgiven a new birth and receive eternal life in Heaven an inheritance that can never perish spoil or fade That s pretty amazing NAME How are things in your part of the world Schools start again this week here so things are getting back into order after the summer and things running as usual Weather s good but we re told is to deteriorate And the politicians are bickering as per usual Somethings just do nt change Anyway gotta go cya soon NAME Dearest NAME I received your postcard today The college had redirected it to my address in NAME It is heartening to hear of your holiday in NAME I am really looking forward to next year and the interesting courses to follow NAME if you cehck the new lecture list we are scheduled to attend a new course in Law and Economics in the first term haffun NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME University NAME NAME NAME NAME Kingdom NAME at NAME No NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM Re howdy Dearest NAME NAME You unlike me are an expert at writing emails I am impressed both by the length information content and scope of your email I really wanted the first term lectures to be in NAME as 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doing all that you were going to do tonight please do so tomorrow morning before leaving for lectures I have requested for this because NAME is still wokring on the NAME for the Distribution SErver NAME I have made an improved NAME NAME NAME Please get in touch with me NAME I am still awaiting all the technical atuff as well sorry mate for all the trouble NAME NAME NAME Vice President NAME University NAME NAME and Business Association NAME WEBSITE NAME College NAME NAME NUM Web WEBSITE IMPORTANT CLIENTS NAME I ve left a couple of client applets running on NUM separate computers that will repeatedly try and connect to the NAME running on your machine Feel free to make use of them they wo nt crash but simply try and reresolve your server whenever they spot a problem All the best NAME IMPORTANT Closure of the NAME NAME Building NOTICE OF CLOSURE OF THE NAME GATES BUILDING The building is to be used for a major University event on the evening of Tuesday NUM November NUM A security sweep will be done before the event and that means the building has to be vacated at NUM prompt There will be no access to any parts of the building from NUM until after the event has ended so please do not attempt to return before NUM I apologise for the inconvenience and hope that we can rely on your full cooperation NAME NAME Departmental Secretary IMPORTANT NUM Dear All Please could someone check that NAME work units are working correctly I suspect they might not be and cause the clients to fail and return to the resolving state Cheers NAME IMPORTANT Hello All This is not one of those emails that one opens and DELETES pls read ALL the way to the NAME First read the following excerpt from our Briefing Booklet System integration and testing The final task is to piece the whole system together test it and ensure that it is adequately documented The user manual should be written throughout the project as the design emerges but will need to be polished at the end of the project The project manager must submit a final report at the final group meeting which should describe the project s successes and failures elaborate on any lessons learned and include a summary of the work undertaken by different team members in completing the system It is perfectly reasonable for an individual member not to have written any code but to have worked specifically as a librarian or on documentation or testing as long as this was agreed with the other group members and is reported in the delivery document Personal report Each group member must also submit a brief personal report for the final review meeting giving details of their individual contribution to the project This should include a representative part of their contribution which might be program code or documentation project management logs or minutes of meetings as appropriate It should also give a summary assessment of the contributions made by the other members of the group The group and the personal reports will be retained by 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thinking Why did nt he say that sooner would have saved me turning up an embarrassing NUM minutes early We will hopefully have a NAME NAME NAME with us to enthuse us about International work here and abroad not as paradoxical as it may seem Anything else you need to know is at WEBSITE See you tonight NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL IMPORTANT Dear everyone I believe NAME has tagged the repository yesterday evening and copied our project to the NAME However a number of bugs have been fixed in the last NUM hours NUM am NUM am from NAME and myself which means this version on the NAME is already out of date NAME or anyone who feels capable if you are reading this please could you copy the latest tagged version pwfversionfinal to the NAME BEFORE the NUM noon deadline I have taken the precaution of not doing this myself since it is very late at night and I do not want to make a mistake due to lack of concentration On a positive note a NAME for the NAME has been finished Hopefully it should work seamlessly with the NAME itself WEBSITE to be found in source NAME from a command prompt I hope that people like the result it is very important that we can show our distribution system in the best possible light at the group demonstration NAME the NAME for the Client has been overhauled according to suggestions from people that not enough information was being displayed to the user I hope that people find the result is more colourful and informative To this this go to WEBSITE Finally I started a factorisation running at NUM NUM am with the purpose of leaving this running for as long as possible It is currently attempting to factorise a number with the following lengths of primes NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Please feel free to contribute to this factorisation fire up a client again at WEBSITE Let s hope that nothing crashes fingers crossed That s all for now hope to see everyone on Monday afternoon SMILEY All the best NAME zzz IMPORTANT Hello All SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS NUM We have Sunday and Monday left to make any last changes to the code DAVID PLease can I make you incharge of the NAME space from today onwards Code Freeze is officially on monday rd March Pleae can you ensure that at NUM Monday we have our NAME space all neatly organised with a welcome message for our examiners scripts manuals etc all there NAME NAME NAME Please hasten any changes to be made You might want to finish of everything by NUM NUM pm on Sunday to give NAME enough time to sort out the NAME space NUM Technical Paper Deadline Everyone is expected to submit to me a copy of his her allocated work Remember flowcharts referencees technical excerpts etc Deadline for this is NAME midnight NAME and I shall finalise the report on Sunday NUM Many Thanks to NAME for arranging the printing of TShirts Please get money around pound NUM NUM with 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Authority Pray for all those in positions of influence in NAME a In local government b Police c Education d Health service e Church f NAME g Business h NAME Port Authority Pray for those in authority nationally a The NAME NAME b NAME NAME c Government Ministers policy makers d Opposition parties e The House of Lords f Church NAME NAME Archbishop of NAME For Christians in positions of Authority a NAME NAME Mayor NAME NAME and new Mayor NAME NAME b Christians in all the above areas I urge then first of all that requests prayers intercession and thanksgiving be made for everyone for kings and all those in authority that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Please pray today for the work of the following churches NAME NAME s Triangle NAME NAME Baptist Assembly of NAME All NAME s NAME Castle NAME NAME NAME Baptist NAME Baptist NAME Lodge Baptist Tuesday May th NUM am Prayer at NAME NAME s Church am NAME Prayer at the NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Prayer at NAME Baptist Church Please come along to one of these sessions if you are able feel free to come and go Prayer Topic for Tuesday Police the law Nationally a Decision and policy makers b Funding c Protection for police on duty d Senior Police Officers Locally a Integrity and morale in the police force b Those working to contain and expose the growing drug problem c Senior Police Officers d NAME NAME barristers solicitors e Families of police officers f Good relationships between police and the community g That we would see a reduction in crime Christian Police Association a Christian witness within the police b A secretary for the local branch so it can continue Prisons a NAME Bay Highpoint b CHAR in prisons c Prison visiting scheme involving members of our churches d Chaplains e Rehabilitation of offenders f Community service schemes So NAME was kept in prison but the church was earnestly praying to NAME for him NAME NUM NUM Please pray today for the work of the following 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NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and other towns and villages across the region Pray particularly for any you have friends in or an association with NAME in NAME stands in partnership with NAME and NAME Please pray that NAME would be at work in His church and in these towns today Pray too for the work of the Evangelical Alliance prayer evangelism coordinator is NAME NAME For NAME who have supported National Prayer Week and for the team who will carry this vision forward WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME just received NUM more applications for sex shops in NAME NUM company applying is Darker Enterprises How appropriate The article in the NAME gives address to complain to NAME NAME suggest all on mailing list could write and object Please find below daily details and prayer topics for Prayer Week I had originally intended to mail this at the weekend but felt it may benefit churches to have this before Sunday if you want to spread the message Monday May th NUM am Prayer at NAME Church NUM NAME Prayer at NAME NAME s Church Please come along to one of these sessions if you are able feel free to come and go Prayer Topic for Monday Those in Authority Pray for all those in positions of influence in NAME In local government Police Education Health service Church Politics Business NAME Port Authority Pray for those in authority nationally The NAME NAME NAME NAME Government Ministers policy makers Opposition parties The House of Lords NAME NAME NAME Archbishop of NAME For Christians in positions of Authority Outgoing NAME Mayor NAME NAME and new Mayor NAME NAME Christians in all the above areas I urge then first of all that requests prayers intercession and thanksgiving be made for everyone for kings and all those in authority that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Please pray today for the work of the following churches NAME NAME s amp Triangle NAME NAME Baptist Assembly of NAME All NAME s NAME Castle NAME NAME NAME Baptist NAME Baptist NAME Lodge Baptist Tuesday May th NUM am Prayer at NAME NAME s Church am NAME Prayer at the NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Prayer at NAME Baptist Church Please come along to one of these sessions if you are able feel free to come and go Prayer Topic for Tuesday Police amp the law Nationally Decision and policy makers Funding Protection for police on duty Senior Police Officers Locally Integrity and morale in the police force Those working to contain and expose the growing drug problem Senior Police Officers NAME NAME barristers solicitors Families of police officers Good relationships between police and the community That we would see a reduction in crime Christian Police Association Christian witness within the police A secretary for the local branch so it can continue Prisons NAME Bay amp Highpoint CHAR in prisons Prison visiting scheme involving members of our churches Chaplains NAME of offenders Community service schemes So NAME was kept in prison but the church 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maybe just some file logging If you re interested we can work out a fair arrangement Thanks NAME NAME NAME InnoSetup Icon Replacer Hi there I just downloaded your Inno Setup Icon replacement utility and I wondered if it s possible to control the tool using commandline options and if not if there are any plans to add command line options at a later stage Keep up the good work SMILEY NAME NAME Public NAME NAME WEBSITE InnoSetup Icon Replacer NAME I m working on a small shareware scripting language The language gets compiled to an exe using a stub executable I want to be able to allow users to replace the icon of the executable but I have nt found a way to get this to work under NUM I was wondering if you would be interested in providing me a custom version of your InnoSetup NAME NAME I could bundle with the product Basically the name would be changed and it would simply take NUM command line parameters which would be the executable to affect and the icon to replace with I would actually 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using to write your tool And are you looking to modify general executables or InnoSetup NUM Regards NAME On Tuesday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME I m working on a small shareware scripting language The language gets compiled to an exe using a stub executable I want to be able to allow users to replace the icon of the executable but I have nt found a way to get this to work under NUM I was wondering if you would be interested in providing me a custom version of your InnoSetup NAME NAME I could bundle with the product Basically the name would be changed and it would simply take NUM command line parameters which would be the executable to affect and the icon to replace with I would actually prefer no NAME maybe just some file logging If you re interested we can work out a fair arrangement Thanks NAME NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME NAME Thank you very much I will NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME this is useful to you If you make a small fortune out of your shareware product well you can dream then remember me as a poor student who helped make it possible SMILEY Regards NAME On Wednesday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi What language are you using to write your tool C And are you looking to modify general executables or InnoSetup NUM general executables Thanks NAME NAME NAME What language are you using to write your tool And are you looking to modify general executables or InnoSetup NUM Regards NAME On Tuesday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME I m working on a small shareware scripting language The language gets compiled to an exe using a stub executable I want to be able to allow users to replace the icon of the executable but I have nt found a way to get this to work under NUM I was wondering if you would be interested in providing me a custom version of your InnoSetup NAME NAME I could bundle with the product Basically the name would be changed and it would simply take NUM command line parameters which would be the executable to affect and the icon to replace with I 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exciting NAME International Breakfast We re looking for people to help make the breakfast If you could turn up at StAG at am this Thursday nd May to help then please let me know The event will be over at am and there s no need to stay and clear up if you ca nt Thanks loads NAME NAME t NUM NUM NUM e EMAIL a NAME NAME NAME Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME Visit me at NUM Garden Walk What I believe in a nutshell WEBSITE Re NAME Breakfast Dear All again Thanks loads for all the emails you ve been sending me in the past NUM hours or so They re really helpful and I feel popular We now have enough helpers for this Thursday s International Breakfast Thanks to those who volunteered to be at StAG at am NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME We should have breakfast ready for the rest of you if you d like to come at am NAME for now NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear All This Thursday is another exciting NAME International Breakfast We re looking for people to help make the breakfast If you could turn up at StAG at am this Thursday nd May to help then please let me know The event will be over at am and there s no need to stay and clear up if you ca nt Thanks loads NAME NAME t NUM NUM NUM e EMAIL a NAME NAME NAME Lane NAME NAME NAME NAME Visit me at NUM Garden Walk What I believe in a nutshell WEBSITE Re int brek I managed to get to NUM o clocks in the chemistry labs NAME Road on time last year without any problem And that s further And it should be really good You ought to give it a go Okay when and where do you want me to meet freshers I m guessing p lodge and just before NUM NAME Re int brek Why does nt Outlook correctly indent replies to your messages Do nt tell me because it s broken are you going to the int brek on Thursday am I was nt planning to I just need someone who can meet up with those who want to go from NAME esp freshers since I have to be there at NUM am and I do nt think many people will want to be there that early It s for the freshers If you ve never seen NAME NAME then feel free to ignore that line as you wo nt get the joke however because NAME NAME rocks you ought to go out and see it I have a lecture at NUM in NAME Lane hence my reluctance to go Would we be finished in time for that Or does it merely claim it ll finish in time for that NAME Re int repping Hi NAME I will be here next year so thanks very much for the link Hope you have a great holiday NAME NAME Assuming you are here next year and do take up the int rep role you might find this site interesting although it is aimed at the uniwide int person rather than on a college level WEBSITE Just clearing out my old bookmarks on my computer so thought I d let you have it before I deleted it You ll be given an int reps guide as well as lots of really good advice at the training session first thing next term so you should be fairly well equipped I ll also sort out the college int rep folders over NAME and let you have them first thing next term which gives you various resources Have a great NAME love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re int repping NAME NAME I guess while I m writing this you ll be braving the horrible traffic in NAME NAME NAME was fantastic tough work but I think NAME taught me a lot I guess it s a bit late now to meet before Thursday so I would love to meet after Tuesday next week Tuesday itself is actually quite good for me although if not Thursday would be great too Should be free pretty much all of Tuesday apart from PM and Thursday apart from NUM and NUM onwards so tell me when would be a good time see you soon and thanks for offering to meet up with me NAME int talk Hi NAME was good to see you and pray together this morning I remember you telling me about having someone in to NAME to talk about international mission last term and NAME has just reminded me about it Sorry I forgot to bring it up I am becoming more and more lazy sorry I think it d be great to have him in it would have to be next week as the last week will be a bit topsy turvy as usual What sort of thing is he likely to say could you just give a brief outline I m sure it d be wonderful for us to hear about elsewhere and pray for the world and roughly how long would it just be a normal int slot or would it be better to make fuller use of him let me know and we ll try to arrange it for next week Thanks NAME Hi NAME was good to see you and pray together this morning I remember you telling me about having someone in to NAME to talk about international mission last term and NAME has just reminded me about it Sorry I forgot to bring it up I am becoming more and more lazy sorry I think it d be great to have him in it would have to be next week as the last week will be a bit topsy turvy as usual What sort of thing is he likely to say could you just give a brief outline I m sure it d be wonderful for us to hear about elsewhere and pray for the world and roughly how long would it just be a normal int slot or would it be better to make fuller use of him let me know and we ll try to arrange it for next week Thanks NAME NAME Hi guys I am the happy new int brek organiser now NAME has to spend the day with kids in school I think In true fresher style I am NAME NAME a second year at NAME s doing English Can any of you help at the int brek this thurs It will mean being at NAME at NUM do nt complain I m an arts student how do you think I feel Please email me at sjwb if you can do it I am emailing from another account as my computer is stuck in the murky world of NAME If you want to be taken off the list please report to me at NUM at NAME on Thursday Only joking but if any of you do NAME of having loads of commitments then please email me I wo nt hate you for ever Cheers NAME NAME Do you think emails look more important with a post script NAME Hi everyone NAME you re having a wonderful 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NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM sorry you should have got a text message from me on Saturday evening about this only I forgot sorry Do you think it s ok to have a CHAR short interval I do think people will need one also it ll need to go in the programme at the moment it s been put in after part NUM with NAME s nd talk coming afterwards just before part NUM how does that sound to you also do you know whether the soloists are aware that they re entitled to NUM free full price conc tickets each for parents friends and had we told you that you get NUM free tickets too Probably the most reliable way of getting them to the right people is for me to give them to the soloists themselves at a rehearsal prob the one on Thursday if they d like them I think that s all for now have fun tonight SMILEY love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote be all I think we originally agreed that we d have a NUM minute interval which I was kinda assuming you d put between the NUM parts hence NAME s query yesterday Do you want to scrap that in favour of just some breathing space I am just aware that it is a reasonable length performance and some might want to use the toilets have a quick break It is however entirely up to you I do though need to know asap NUM way or the other what you want so I can produce proofs of the programme Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote be all NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re Interval I think that an interval having thought about it is a good idea otherwise it ll get too long I think NAME is sending tickets straight to soloists Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM sorry you should have got a text message from me on Saturday evening about this only I forgot sorry Do you think it s ok to have a CHAR short interval I do think people will need one also it ll need to go in the programme at the moment it s been put in after part NUM with NAME s nd talk coming afterwards just before part NUM how does that sound to you also do you know whether the soloists are aware that they re entitled to NUM free full price conc tickets each for parents friends and had we told you that you get NUM free tickets too Probably the most reliable way of getting them to the right people is for me to give them to the soloists themselves at a rehearsal prob the one on Thursday if they d like them I think that s all for now have fun tonight SMILEY love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we I think we originally agreed that we d have a NUM minute interval which I was kinda assuming you d put between the NUM parts hence NAME s query yesterday Do you want to scrap that in favour of just some breathing space I am just aware that it is a reasonable length performance and some might want to use the toilets have a quick break It is however entirely up to you I do though need to know asap NUM way or the other what you want so I can produce proofs of the programme Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi guys Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we Just checking Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re Interval IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Thanks for getting back to me so quickly SMILEY please could you just clarify that the interval should be where we thought it would be see below I m glad NAME s sorting tickets I just thought I d check love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I think that an interval having thought about it is a good idea otherwise it ll get too long I think NAME is sending tickets straight to soloists Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM sorry you should have got a text message from me on Saturday evening about this only I forgot sorry Do you think it s ok to have a CHAR short interval I do think people will need one also it ll need to go in the programme at the moment it s been put in after part NUM with NAME s nd talk coming afterwards just before part NUM how does that sound to you also do you know whether the soloists are aware that they re entitled to NUM free full price conc tickets each for parents friends and had we told you that you get NUM free tickets too Probably the most reliable way of getting them to the right people is for me to give them to the soloists themselves at a rehearsal prob the one on Thursday if they d like them I think that s all for now have fun tonight SMILEY love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we I think we originally agreed that we d have a NUM minute interval which I was kinda assuming you d put between the NUM parts hence NAME s query yesterday Do you want to scrap that in favour of just some breathing space I am just aware that it is a reasonable length performance and some might want to use the toilets have a quick break It is however entirely up to you I do though need to know asap NUM way or the other what you want so I can produce proofs of the programme Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi guys Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we Just checking Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re Interval IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission sorry you should have got a text message from me on Saturday evening about this only I forgot sorry Do you think it s ok to have a CHAR short interval I do think people will need one also it ll need to go in the programme at the moment it s been put in after part NUM with NAME s nd talk coming afterwards just before part NUM how does that sound to you also do you know whether the soloists are aware that they re entitled to NUM free full price conc tickets each for parents friends and had we told you that you get NUM free tickets too Probably the most reliable way of getting them to the right people is for me to give them to the soloists themselves at a rehearsal prob the one on Thursday if they d like them I think that s all for now have fun tonight SMILEY love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we I think we originally agreed that we d have a NUM minute interval which I was kinda assuming you d put between the NUM parts hence NAME s query yesterday Do you want to scrap that in favour of just some breathing space I am just aware that it is a reasonable length performance and some might want to use the toilets have a quick break It is however entirely up to you I do though need to know asap NUM way or the other what you want so I can produce proofs of the programme Thanks NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi guys Just to confirm there is no official interval is there There ll be breathinig spaces between the sections but we re not going to get all the audience to go out are we Just checking Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Interview day prayer As promised Thank you for thinking of this It s a good idea NUM NUM NUM Interview NUM NUM NUM discussion NUM NUM NUM Interview NUM NUM NUM discussion NUM NUM NUM lunch NAME As promised Thank you for thinking of this It s a good idea NUM NUM NUM Interview NUM NUM NUM discussion NUM NUM NUM Interview NUM NUM NUM discussion NUM NUM NUM lunch NAME Interviews As you will have heard from your Dad we have cancelled Thursday Thank you for taking the initiative on the prayer front I m sure that it would proved very influential had we gone ahead Thank you also for the effort that you must have gone to in fixing up prayers NAME As you will have heard from your Dad we have cancelled Thursday Thank you for taking the initiative on the prayer front I m sure that it would proved very influential had we gone ahead Thank you also for the effort that you must have gone to in fixing up prayers NAME intlinks Dear NAME as promised I will now attempt to fix up some intrep link meetings for this week my proposed times are Wednesday NUM NUM Thursday NUM NUM Friday NUM NUM All in the upper room in the NAME NAME Hall It ll be really exciting to share news from our colleges talk about how things are going and pray for each other I ll also be calling on your help for a bit of feedback on a couple of things As usual please mail me back to let me know when I can be expecting you looking forward to catching up with you all love from NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Dear NAME as promised I will now attempt to fix up some intrep link meetings for this week my proposed times are Wednesday NUM NUM Thursday NUM NUM Friday NUM NUM All in the upper room in the NAME NAME Hall It ll be really exciting to share news from our colleges talk about how things are going and pray for each other I ll also be calling on your help for a bit of feedback on a couple of things As usual please mail me back to let me know when I can be expecting you looking forward to catching up with you all love from NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM intslots Hello NAME happy September or October if you do nt get this till then NAME term is nearly upon us did nt it come quick I ve just come back from and inspiring few weeks spent with Christians in NAME and many a tale to tell This below might be looking like a bit of a long email from me but worry not its not one of those act on immediately emails I wanted to provide a bit of help and support for you as you do slots in your college group meetings in the coming term so I ve formulated a bit of a plan here s some ideas It would be good to be thinking how to make international slots in our meetings next term nice and freshers friendly you will probably remember being bombarded with vast information overload as freshers so its best to introduce things bit by bit Here s an idea for what to do which you could use or adapt do let me know if this is useful or not useful NAME I could do something similar in the future WEEK NUM Outreach to international students explain who you are and what your role in the college group is as an intrep Explain why there should be a particular effort to reach out to international students Encourage freshers to be getting to know international students in their year especially looking out to help those who are lonely NAME hint first NUM paragraphs in the NAME guide explain all this could also tell them briefly about NAME and say that more will be revealed next week Advertise the first intbrek of term All this should take about NUM seconds to say leaving lots of time for prayer pray for international students in your college especially for freshers settling in Pray that many friendships would be formed and that NAME would be working through these to bring to himself people from all nations in NAME WEEK NUM NAME explain what NAME is Encourage people to be thinking of who they could invite think about how you might invite someone to NAME prayer pray for NAME and people you could be inviting along some prayer points will also have headed your way by this time WEEK NUM Supporting worldwide evangelism explain why we seek to be involved in NAME s work worldwide through his Church hint check out third paragraph in the NAME guide Also explain why intbreks and NAME are a great opportunity to be hearing more and praying and advertise the second intbrek of term prayer there may not be time after the above to introduce another part of the world to pray for so you could pray for NAME s help in keeping a broad vision for His work whilst we are tucked away in NAME and for the NAME and NAME WEEK NUM International students in college continue praying for the stuff you were praying for in week NUM and now also for new friendships that have been made Pray for anyone in college who has been going along to NAME and for anyone else who you might want to invite WEEK NUM NAME explain what NAME is check out NAME guide and termcard prayer for NAME and also for NAME prayer points will have reached you WEEK NUM praying for NAME s work worldwide pray for the spread of the Gospel elsewhere in the world if your college group has a certain place they always pray for then introduce that otherwise operation world or NAME leaders details from NAME NAME or the weekly NAME prayer diary are all good resources Why not pray for the CU in NAME If you have been to the intbrek in week NUM then you will have fodder for this phew I think thats far enough into the dim and distant future hope that is not all too restrictive hopefully it should help in providing a framework for an overall strategy for the term we ll run by that kind of framework as we discuss stuff during the term in link meetings and I ll make sure prayer points and any other info reach you in that kind of order so if I ve suggested you pray for something one week then you will have prayer points for it and if you do nt you can give me a good telling off There s NUM weeks there NUM week will be taken up by the evang training roadshow so that leaves a th for you to fill in and a few closing things to say from me if you ve lost your NAME guide let me know and a brand new one will be winging its way to your pigeon hole hope plans for freshers are going ok please do keep in touch about anything and everything its great hearing from you looking forward to seeing y all soon love from NAME xxx This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME Any chance of a breakdown please NAME Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Any chance of a breakdown please NAME Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Re NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline NAME Attached my script Thanks NAME Helps if I send you my script That d be great if you could Cheers NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME Gonz lez wrote I m using WinK Helps if I send you my script Thanks NAME That s rather odd though the NAME version has had rather less testing than the pure IS version What we are you running Thanks NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote The About Dialog reports NAME NAME Compiler version beta with NAME beta CHAR Is this the right version for your extension NAME You are using InnoSetup dev right NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME Gonz lez wrote Hi NAME Thanks for response I did try your extension to NAME and It replace the icon great but now whe I run the installer generated this give me after the initial prompt This will install XXX Do you wish to continue an Script error Version error And then installer seems to work fine Any clue about this Thanks again NAME to Although you ca nt invoke it from the commandline if you go to WEBSITE version which will integrate the feature into your InnoSetup script I hope this helps Yours NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline Hi NAME Thanks for response I did try your extension to NAME and It replace the icon great but now whe I run the installer generated this give me after the initial prompt This will install XXX Do you wish to continue an Script error Version error And then installer seems to work fine Any clue about this Thanks again NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Although you ca nt invoke it from the commandline if you go to WEBSITE you can download the latest version which will integrate the feature into your InnoSetup script I hope this helps Yours NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline NAME I try the AddVersionInformation and works fine NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Although you ca nt invoke it from the commandline if you go to WEBSITE you can download the latest version which will integrate the feature into your InnoSetup script I hope this helps Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline Hi NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Thanks NAME Hi NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Thanks NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline The About Dialog reports NAME NAME Compiler version beta with NAME beta CHAR Is this the right version for your extension NAME You are using InnoSetup dev right NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME Gonz lez wrote Hi NAME Thanks for response I did try your extension to NAME and It replace the icon great but now whe I run the installer generated this give me after the initial prompt This will install XXX Do you wish to continue an Script error Version error And then installer seems to work fine Any clue about this Thanks again NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Although you ca nt invoke it from the commandline if you go to WEBSITE you can download the latest version which will integrate the feature into your InnoSetup script I hope this helps Yours NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Replacer from commandline I m using WinK Helps if I send you my script Thanks NAME That s rather odd though the NAME version has had rather less testing than the pure IS version What we are you running Thanks NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote The About Dialog reports NAME NAME Compiler version beta with NAME beta CHAR Is this the right version for your extension NAME You are using InnoSetup dev right NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME Gonz lez wrote Hi NAME Thanks for response I did try your extension to NAME and It replace the icon great but now whe I run the installer generated this give me after the initial prompt This will install XXX Do you wish to continue an Script error Version error And then installer seems to work fine Any clue about this Thanks again NAME I m using your InnoSetup Icon Replacer and NUM woder if exist a way to invoke this via command line Although you ca nt invoke it from the commandline if you go to WEBSITE you can download the latest version which will integrate the feature into your InnoSetup script I hope this helps Yours NAME NAME NAME in NAME Prayer requests for this week The following from the Christian Institute came in yesterday but is for TODAY HOUSE OF LORDS SECOND READING DEBATE MONDAY TH JUNE Do pray for NAME NAME as she speaks in the first debate on the NAME NAME in the House of Lords There will not be a vote at the end of the debate NAME NAME will be arguing NAME willing against the proposal to allow adoption rights for homosexual couples and livein cohabitees NAME NAME is recovering from a serious illness Please pray that NAME will give her good health and great wisdom and strength as she prepares and speaks Please pray also for other peers to speak effectively against changing who is entitled to adopt Please pray also for myself NAME NAME and NAME NAME who will be attending the debate and meeting peers We are sure that there will be more than NUM peers speaking on Monday who are totally committed to gay rights Please pray that their arguments may be exposed The NAME NAME is likely to take some time to make progress through the House of Lords Apart from the proposal to allow homosexuals and cohabitees to adopt the rest of the NAME is largely noncontroversial For this reason the NAME will be subject to the Grand Committee procedure with votes not being taken during the Committee stage The key votes will be delayed until the report stage which might be as late as September or October There is certainly time to build a campaign We are very grateful for all your prayers NAME NAME Director The Christian Institute NAME NAME Thank you to those who have been praying for NAME NAME is the wife of NAME Vicar of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME s in NAME NAME is now NUM better and improving all the time NAME and NAME will be spending NUM weeks in NAME in July taking charge of the English Speaking church there Please pray for them as they take on this task and that NAME will be NUM fit by then Pray for NAME NAME who will be running the Benefice in their absence Church NAME Please pray this week for the work and witness of the following churches NAME Minister NAME NAME Youth worker NAME NAME All NAME s NAME Minister NAME NAME Monthly Prayer NAME NAME we Sunday th June Please pray this week for the Sailing Weekend NUM June at NAME NAME safety for the leaders and young people and a great time spiritually For the Trustees Meeting on NUM June For the NAME on NUM June that all the literature will be well read and used Education a for all Year NUM school children in the town as they enter their last half term at NAME School and prepare to move on Pray especially for those who have not been accepted at the schools they wanted to go to b Pray for all NAME School children and College Students continuing to take exams c Pray for those preparing to leave school this NAME and start work or further education d Pray for teachers who will have a heavy load of exam marking and reports to write at this stage of the school year e Pray for students who do not yet have a plan or idea of what they will do in September f Pray for Year NUM pupils from NAME NAME s School travelling to NAME today for a week of outdoor activities As they mourn the recent death of one of their teachers pray that this will be a time of encouragement and healing for them NAME Week of Prayer September th nd NUM Please be praying about and considering your involvement in this Please let me know if your church is intending to be involved you can let me know details later on Yours in NAME NAME Prayer requests for this week The following from the Christian Institute came in yesterday but is for TODAY HOUSE OF LORDS SECOND READING DEBATE MONDAY TH JUNE Do pray for NAME NAME as she speaks in the first debate on the NAME NAME in the House of Lords There will not be a vote at the end of the debate NAME NAME will be arguing NAME willing against the proposal to allow adoption rights for homosexual couples and livein cohabitees NAME NAME is recovering from a serious illness Please pray that NAME will give her good health and great wisdom and strength as she prepares and speaks Please pray also for other peers to speak effectively against changing who is entitled to adopt Please pray also for myself NAME NAME and NAME NAME who will be attending the debate and meeting peers We are sure that there will be more than NUM peers speaking on Monday who are totally committed to gay rights Please pray that their arguments may be exposed The NAME NAME is likely to take some time to make progress through the House of Lords Apart from the proposal to allow homosexuals and cohabitees to adopt the rest of the NAME is largely noncontroversial For this reason the NAME will be subject to the Grand Committee procedure with votes not being taken during the Committee stage The key votes will be delayed until the report stage which might be as late as September or October There is certainly time to build a campaign We are very grateful for all your prayers NAME NAME Director The Christian Institute NAME NAME Thank you to those who have been praying for NAME NAME is the wife of NAME Vicar of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME s in NAME NAME is now NUM better and improving all the time NAME and NAME will be spending NUM weeks in NAME in July taking charge of the English Speaking church there Please pray for them as they take on this task and that NAME will be NUM fit by then Pray for NAME NAME who will be running the Benefice in their absence Church NAME Please pray this week for the work and witness of the following churches NAME Minister NAME NAME Youth worker NAME NAME All NAME s NAME Minister NAME NAME Monthly Prayer NAME NAME we Sunday th June Please pray this week for the Sailing Weekend NUM June at NAME NAME safety for the leaders and young people and a great time spiritually For the Trustees Meeting on NUM June For the NAME on NUM June that all the literature will be well read and used Education for all Year NUM school children in the town as they enter their last half term at NAME School and prepare to move on Pray especially for those who have not been accepted at the schools they wanted to go to Pray for all NAME School children and College Students continuing to take exams Pray for those preparing to leave school this NAME and start work or further education Pray for teachers who will have a heavy load of exam marking and reports to write at this stage of the school year Pray for students who do not yet have a plan or idea of what they will do in September Pray for Year NUM pupils from NAME NAME s School travelling to NAME today for a week of outdoor activities As they mourn the recent death of one of their teachers pray that this will be a time of encouragement and healing for them NAME Week of Prayer September th nd NUM Please be praying about and considering your involvement in this Please let me know if your church is intending to be involved you can let me know details later on Yours in NAME NAME NAME in NAME NAME in NAME NAME in NAME Please find below prayer points for this week I will hopefully be sending out the prayer focus for August as a separate mailing before I take time off from Thursday th Saturday th There will be no prayer email next week From NAME NAME My name is NAME NAME and I am one of the coordinators at the Soup Kitchen in NAME Could I ask you to pray for us at the moment We have had NUM or NUM unpleasant evenings recently when volunteers have been on the receiving end of abuse from clients it does nt happen that often We are also looking for volunteers to help with certain groups The Soup Kitchen has been in existence for about NUM years Some of our volunteers are taking a well earned break and we do need to replace them It s not exactly a thankless task but it s not always an easy one Churches together in NAME Please pray for NAME initiative to open coffee christian literature shop in village Plans in early stages but a real commitment to move this forward Also there is a vision for initiating a sheltered housing scheme in village with support of NAME NAME District Council NAME Parish Council a Housing Association From NAME NAME The car has been found and NAME and I are awaiting insurance inspectors advice on what to do next I am continuing to work with the police to hopefully not only solve this crime but also save others from having to share the sometimes frightening experiences that we have had this week Please could you thank all NAME members for their prayers and vigilance and encourage them all to continue praying for our local police force whom from what I have seen this week are struggling to cope with the increased amount of crime being committed and the demanding pressures of their work NAME and NAME The next event in the NAME NAME following on from the church cluster which worked there for the Noise takes place this Sunday the st Football and food will be provided for the local young people at NAME NAME NAME Please pray for the organisers a good response and good behaviour from those who come for the community and for a good referee Forthcoming courses Please pray for the following courses starting soon a CHAR at NAME NAME s in September b CHAR course at the Salvation Army Priory NAME c Discipleship course at NAME Road Baptist NAME NAME Give thanks for the Powersurge event which took place at NAME last Wednesday It is good to see the same group of young people returning again and again However numbers are still disappointingly low as the same NUM churches seem to be represented each time The next event will be a Powersurge Prayer Breakfast from am NUM at NAME NAME s on Sat th September to launch the Week of Prayer Please pray for this to involve more churches and for the publicity which seems to not be functioning well at present NAME This took place at NAME on Saturday and was well attended including several groups from NAME Give thanks for the wonderful weather and a great time of prayer and fasting Also for safe travelling Pray that the spiritual dynamic of this country will be changed as NAME redponds to the prayers of His people across the nation The call is for the church to move forward from the festival idea of play and feasting into prayer and fasting As this event coincided with figures showing a continuing rise in crime nationally and the controversy over the legalising of cannabis pray that NAME will intervene in a powerful way in this nation Week of NAME September th rd a Your chance to soak NAME in prayer Please make sure brochures are freely available to your churches and encourage people to respond Pray for the organising of this week b The Salvation Army in NAME are going to take part in NUM NUM prayer prior to the week from Friday evening NAME th to Saturday evening th followed by a celebration Are there any other churches who would take on a NUM NUM on another day so we can get NUM NUM going for the whole week Let me know c Some churches are opening up for an hour or NUM each morning that week for prayer another idea worth spreading across the town d I would like to write to some local organisations to let them know about the week of prayer and to ask if they would like prayer Could anyone let me know contacts to write to at any of the following places NAME NAME Police NAME NAME and the NAME Hospice NAME Hospital and NAME NAME s Hospital NAME NAME Council NAME County Council I would also like to mail local schools please let me know the names of your local head teachers and school addresses if you would like me to do this on behalf of NAME to your local primary secondary schools NAME Request from NAME at NAME College who can be contacted at EMAIL I am looking for somewhere to stay on a Wednesday night during college term time I live in NAME NAME NAME and find the early bus journey too much followed by a lecture My lecture is at am and I would be looking for somewhere preferably near to college I would be willing to pay rent Many thanks NAME Bird NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME You may know that the NAME NAME at NAME NAME s provides a number of facilities including a self contained flat for NUM residents We currently have a vacancy at the flat which we would like to let within the Christian community and are trying to pass this information on through various contacts The flat was refurbished a couple of years ago and we aim to use it to provide good quality accommodation for young Christians at a very reasonable rent Over the last couple of years we have had several of the NAME NAME team in residence and this vacancy occurs because NAME NAME is now moving on When she leaves there will be NUM girls left all Christians and one in full time Christian work although mixed male and female occupancy is not a problem we have had a couple of guys from NAME too Our main concern is to ensure that the asset is used to serve the Christian community and so we would like first to network its availability rather than formally advertise From NAME NAME at NAME Baptist Could you ask for prayer for our Holiday Club for NAME School aged children running from Monday NUM July to Friday NUM August We have NUM places and they are all taken Please pray for NAME NAME and NAME who do the organising plus pray for the Group leaders and Helpers and all the other people who work behind the scenes that all will go well that the children will have fun and learn about NAME and respond to him Pray also for the parents evening on the last night Also Sporting Chance is on in NUM weeks time This is the tennis and football coaching for youngsters which is being run as a combined churches event For further details contact EMAIL Monthly Focus children Sunday July th As schools break up for the NAME holidays pray for both pupils and staff for refreshment and safety during the coming weeks Pray for those who will be running holiday clubs and other activities and for those who teach children in our churches Pray that NAME will expose any who would prey on children in this town or cause them to be in danger Pray for safety as children play in our streets in the parks and especially at the NAME Park near NAME Bridge Sunday July st The Association of Teachers and lecturers has stated that more than half of NAME s NUM year olds suffer from stress Many suffer from low self esteem and lack of role models Pray that as children question life issues they will be led to NAME the source of all life Pray for the pressures that Christian children face in society today and for their spiritual as well as physical and mental protection Pray too for children in our hospitals over this summer period Will be in touch soon Yours in NAME NAME Please find below prayer points for this week I will hopefully be sending out the prayer focus for August as a separate mailing before I take time off from Thursday th Saturday th There will be no prayer email next week From NAME NAME My name is NAME NAME and I am one of the coordinators at the Soup Kitchen in NAME Could I ask you to pray for us at the moment We have had NUM or NUM unpleasant evenings recently when volunteers have been on the receiving end of abuse from clients it does nt happen that often We are also looking for volunteers to help with certain groups The Soup Kitchen has been in existence for about NUM years Some of our volunteers are taking a well earned break and we do need to replace them It s not exactly a thankless task but it s not always an easy one Churches together in NAME Please pray for NAME initiative to open coffee christian literature shop in village Plans in early stages but a real commitment to move this forward Also there is a vision for initiating a sheltered housing scheme in village with support of NAME NAME District Council NAME Parish Council amp a Housing Association From NAME NAME The car has been found and NAME and I are awaiting insurance inspectors advice on what to do next I am continuing to work with the police to hopefully not only solve this crime but also save others from having to share the sometimes frightening experiences that we have had this week Please could you thank all NAME members for their prayers and vigilance and encourage them all to continue praying for our local police force whom from what I have seen this week are struggling to cope with the increased amount of crime being committed and the demanding pressures of their work NAME and NAME The next event in the NAME NAME following on from the church cluster which worked there for the Noise takes place this Sunday the st Football and food will be provided for the local young people at NAME NAME NAME Please pray for the organisers a good response and good behaviour from those who come for the community and for a good referee Forthcoming courses Please pray for the following courses starting soon CHAR at NAME NAME s in September NAME course at the Salvation Army Priory NAME NAME course at NAME Road Baptist NAME NAME Give thanks for the Powersurge event which took place at NAME last Wednesday It is good to see the same group of young people returning again and again However numbers are still disappointingly low as the same NUM churches seem to be represented each time The next event will be a Powersurge Prayer Breakfast from am NUM at NAME NAME s on Sat th September to launch the Week of Prayer Please pray for this to involve more churches and for the publicity which seems to not be functioning well at present NAME This took place at NAME on Saturday and was well attended including several groups from NAME Give thanks for the wonderful weather and a great time of prayer and fasting Also for safe travelling Pray that the spiritual dynamic of this country will be changed as NAME redponds to the prayers of His people across the nation The call is for the church to move forward from the festival idea of play and feasting into prayer and fasting As this event coincided with figures showing a continuing rise in crime nationally and the controversy over the legalising of cannabis pray that NAME will intervene in a powerful way in this nation Week of NAME September th rd Your chance to soak NAME in prayer Please make sure brochures are freely available to your churches and encourage people to respond Pray for the organising of this week The Salvation Army in NAME are going to take part in NUM NUM prayer prior to the week from Friday evening NAME th to Saturday evening th followed by a celebration Are there any other churches who would take on a NUM NUM on another day so we can get NUM NUM going for the whole week Let me know Some churches are opening up for an hour or NUM each morning that week for prayer another idea worth spreading across the town I would like to write to some local organisations to let them know about the week of prayer and to ask if they would like prayer Could anyone let me know contacts to write to at any of the following places NAME NAME Police NAME NAME and the NAME Hospice NAME Hospital and NAME NAME s Hospital NAME NAME Council NAME County Council I would also like to mail local schools please let me know the names of your local head teachers and school addresses if you would like me to do this on behalf of NAME to your local primary secondary schools NAME Request from NAME at NAME College who can be contacted at EMAIL I am looking for somewhere to stay on a Wednesday night during college term time I live in NAME NAME NAME and find the early bus journey too much followed by a lecture My lecture is at am and I would be looking for somewhere preferably near to college I would be willing to pay rent Many thanks NAME Bird NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME You may know that the NAME NAME at NAME NAME s provides a number of facilities including a self contained flat for NUM residents We currently have a vacancy at the flat which we would like to let within the Christian community and are trying to pass this information on through various contacts The flat was refurbished a couple of years ago and we aim to use it to provide good quality accommodation for young Christians at a very reasonable rent Over the last couple of years we have had several of the NAME NAME team in residence and this vacancy occurs because NAME NAME is now moving on When she leaves there will be NUM girls left all Christians and one in full time Christian work although mixed male and female occupancy is not a problem we have had a couple of guys from NAME too Our main concern is to ensure that the asset is used to serve the Christian community and so we would like first to network its availability rather than formally advertise From NAME NAME at NAME Baptist Could you ask for prayer for our Holiday Club for NAME School aged children running from Monday NUM July to Friday NUM August We have NUM places and they are all taken Please pray for NAME NAME and NAME who do the organising plus pray for the Group leaders and Helpers and all the other people who work behind the scenes that all will go well that the children will have fun and learn about NAME and respond to him Pray also for the parents evening on the last night Also Sporting Chance is on in NUM weeks time This is the tennis and football coaching for youngsters which is being run as a combined churches event For further details contact EMAIL Monthly Focus children Sunday July th As schools break up for the NAME holidays pray for both pupils and staff for refreshment and safety during the coming weeks Pray for those who will be running holiday clubs and other activities and for those who teach children in our churches Pray that NAME will expose any who would prey on children in this town or cause them to be in danger Pray for safety as children play in our streets in the parks and especially at the NAME Park near NAME Bridge Sunday July st The Association of Teachers and lecturers has stated that more than half of NAME s NUM year olds suffer from stress Many suffer from low self esteem and lack of role models Pray that as children question life issues they will be led to NAME the source of all life Pray for the pressures that Christian children face in society today and for their spiritual as well as physical and mental protection Pray too for children in our hospitals over this summer period Will be in touch soon Yours in NAME NAME NAME in NAME Hello again Thanks for emails sent in whilst I was away sorry to those whose prayer requests arrived too late to go out Please find below this week s requests Some people did not receive the monthly focus for August If you did nt and would like it sent again please let me know facevalues event NAME NAME NAME songwriter and parish priest will be joining NAME NAME s Church NAME NAME Road NAME from Thursday NUM to Sunday NUM September for NUM days of outreach Some may know NAME from his leading of worship at NAME NAME this year Over the NUM days NAME will be putting across the Gospel message at various events and to all age groups through his unique mixture of music and chat We would value wider prayer through NAME as we ourselves pray organize and encourage participation NAME will be joined by his band for the Saturday evening and Sunday services Tickets for the Saturday evening concert are available only from the NAME NAME s Church office and all are welcome but please bring a guest Telephone NUM Monthly Focus Children in NAME we Sunday July th Children can be at risk from contact with objectionable material on the internet films late night TV magazines etc Pray for those who work to raise standards in the media For programme makers to communicate NAME s values and for Christians involved in any of the above areas Pray that the Christian voice would both be heard and taken seriously for the protection of our children As children have more free time on their hands this summer pray that parents and guardians would help them to use it wisely NAME Give thanks for the army of people who are involved in youth and childrens work in the area Many people devote a huge amount of time to the task of reaching young people Many churches have flourishing childrens work but struggle more to retain teens IN most churches the people involved in ministry amongst young people are overstretched and tired Pray that we would all be innovative and relevant that we would see young people equipped to stand for NAME in a hostile environment and willing to share His love with their peers From NAME Baptist Please pray for the following We are having a week entitled ALPHA PLUS as an introduction to our next CHAR course It includes a holiday NAME Club Aug NUM NUM and an NAME and Craft exhibiton Friday NUM Ist with Christian themes explored in worship thro local work We are hoping to involve a lot of local people wihtout strong church connections Response good so far From NAME Methodist August is just around the corner For those not going away we have once again booked NAME NAME to teach at a weeklong NAME NAME School This will run from August th to rd from NUM to NUM on the theme The Tabernacle in the NAME The Tabernacle was the Tent of NAME devised by NAME to provide a meeting place between Himself and His people NAME It was the cultural and religious centre for NAME s people spanning the several hundred years between their NAME from NAME and the construction of NAME s great NAME in NAME NAME will describe the Tabernacle in great detail providing fascinating insights into the activities of the priests and Levites as they went about their duties and supervised the Feasts and Offerings Supremely NAME is prefigured in both its design and centents and also in the many ceremonies that occured there That s what we have planned but to date we only have NUM definitely booked to attend We would therefore be glad if folk could pass on the information to those who might be free during the day that they might take this opportunity to have a fresh revelation of NAME which will establish sustain and increase our faith It s pound NUM per session registration fee preferably in advance to NUM The Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME will accept phone bookings as time is running out on NUM NUM Secondly please pray for NAME s anointing to be on NAME as he teaches for NUM hours every morning that week and then every evening the following week at NAME Details from NAME June NAME NUM Church NAME Please pray this week for the leaders work and witness of the following churches NAME Baptist Minister NAME NAME NAME Christian Fellowship From the NAME NAME First Friday Fellowship meets on nd August at The NAME NAME NUM NUM This falls in our Food and Friends week promoting healthy eating particularly amongst young families Our fellowship lunch will be held as usual but we are featuring a special healthy lunch and for this time only would appreciate it if friends could let us know if they are coming for catering purposes Incidentally this monthly coming together to share fellowship and pray for the local community continues to be a time of great blessing for us all If anyone has any special prayer requests for the NAME NAME NAME areas if they could let us know on NUM mornings and we will make sure that they are included Many thanks and NAME bless Week of NAME Response is coming in well now Please continue to pray as we organise this week and make people aware of the combined evening of prayer on September th at NAME NAME s We will be covering all the themes that we have prayed about in the course of the week If anyone has any particular prayer points for their area or for the daily themes on the back of the brochure please let me have them asap NAME Christian Camps Camps began on Saturday at NAME NAME and many children teenagers and families from NAME will be attending over the next few weeks This week and next are for NUM NUM year olds Pray for safety and protection for the children attending some of whom may be away from home for the first time From NAME th th NAME NAME will run for NUM NUM year olds Many children and young people give their lives to NAME and come into a living relationship with Him for the first time at these NAME camps Pray that this may be so this year and that they will gain strength in their faith through this time together From August th NUM weeks of family camps begin Pray for leaders speakers and cooks at all these camps and that there will be a great spiritual blessing which will come back to many of our churches as we move forward in our walk with NAME this summer Yours in NAME NAME Hello again Thanks for emails sent in whilst I was away sorry to those whose prayer requests arrived too late to go out Please find below this week s requests Some people did not receive the monthly focus for August If you did nt and would like it sent again please let me know facevalues event NAME NAME NAME songwriter and parish priest will be joining NAME NAME s Church NAME NAME Road NAME from Thursday NUM to Sunday NUM September for NUM days of outreach Some may know NAME from his leading of worship at NAME NAME this year Over the NUM days NAME will be putting across the Gospel message at various events and to all age groups through his unique mixture of music and chat We would value wider prayer through NAME as we ourselves pray organize and encourage participation NAME will be joined by his band for the Saturday evening and Sunday services Tickets for the Saturday evening concert are available only from the NAME NAME s Church office and all are welcome but please bring a guest Telephone NUM Monthly Focus Children in NAME we Sunday July th Children can be at risk from contact with objectionable material on the internet films late night TV magazines etc Pray for those who work to raise standards in the media For programme makers to communicate NAME s values and for Christians involved in any of the above areas Pray that the Christian voice would both be heard and taken seriously for the protection of our children As children have more free time on their hands this summer pray that parents and guardians would help them to use it wisely NAME Give thanks for the army of people who are involved in youth and childrens work in the area Many people devote a huge amount of time to the task of reaching young people Many churches have flourishing childrens work but struggle more to retain teens IN most churches the people involved in ministry amongst young people are overstretched and tired Pray that we would all be innovative and relevant that we would see young people equipped to stand for NAME in a hostile environment and willing to share His love with their peers From NAME Baptist Please pray for the following We are having a week entitled ALPHA PLUS as an introduction to our next CHAR course It includes a holiday NAME Club Aug NUM NUM and an NAME and Craft exhibiton Friday NUM Ist with Christian themes explored in worship thro local work We are hoping to involve a lot of local people wihtout strong church connections Response good so far From NAME Methodist August is just around the corner For those not going away we have once again booked NAME NAME to teach at a weeklong NAME NAME School This will run from August th to rd from NUM to NUM on the theme The Tabernacle in the NAME The Tabernacle was the Tent of NAME devised by NAME to provide a meeting place between Himself and His people NAME It was the cultural and religious centre for NAME s people spanning the several hundred years between their NAME from NAME and the construction of NAME s great NAME in NAME NAME will describe the Tabernacle in great detail providing fascinating insights into the activities of the priests and Levites as they went about their duties and supervised the Feasts and Offerings Supremely NAME is prefigured in both its design and centents and also in the many ceremonies that occured there That s what we have planned but to date we only have NUM definitely booked to attend We would therefore be glad if folk could pass on the information to those who might be free during the day that they might take this opportunity to have a fresh revelation of NAME which will establish sustain and increase our faith It s pound NUM per session registration fee preferably in advance to NUM The Street NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME will accept phone bookings as time is running out on NUM NUM Secondly please pray for NAME s anointing to be on NAME as he teaches for NUM hours every morning that week and then every evening the following week at NAME Details from NAME amp June NAME NUM Church NAME Please pray this week for the leaders work and witness of the following churches NAME Baptist Minister NAME NAME NAME Christian Fellowship From the NAME NAME First Friday Fellowship meets on nd August at The NAME NAME NUM NUM This falls in our Food and Friends week promoting healthy eating particularly amongst young families Our fellowship lunch will be held as usual but we are featuring a special healthy lunch and for this time only would appreciate it if friends could let us know if they are coming for catering purposes Incidentally this monthly coming together to share fellowship and pray for the local community continues to be a time of great blessing for us all If anyone has any special prayer requests for the NAME NAME NAME areas if they could let us know on NUM mornings and we will make sure that they are included Many thanks and NAME bless Week of NAME Response is coming in well now Please continue to pray as we organise this week and make people aware of the combined evening of prayer on September 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week She is scheduled for an operation on the th June NAME NAME and the family would very much appreciate our prayers over the coming weeks NAME Park Coffee Shop By a great miracle the NAME Park coffee shop is celebrating it s th birthday In an area where many shops have closed down and moved out people are still being drawn to the coffee shop which is run by the church On Thursday th June at am they would like to invite any ministers and other Christians who are available to come along to celebrate with them Please come and pray and support NAME s work in this area of town Monthly Prayer NAME Those in positions of influence or authority we Sunday May th Pray for those who influence young people in education at all levels those who set the curriculum NAME and church youth workers the Music Industry and the Media Pray for protection from bad influences As NAME AS and A level exams take place pray for peace and encouragement for students at this stressful time From the Refugee Council re Refugee week begins June th We would be glad if you could remember our clients in your prayers especially praying for understanding and tolerance amongst our local population for people who are far from home and who have lost everything their families friends and possessions Especially recently during the war many of our clients from NAME had great worries and anxieties about the people they had left behind You may also wish to remember those who are here because of their Christian faith There are a number of asylum seekers who suffered persecution because they belonged to Christian communities in countries such as NAME Should members of your congregation wish to make any donations or to do anything tangible for our clients we would of course be very grateful Naturally donations of money are especially welcome because we have to buy items such as underwear for people who arrive here with absolutely nothing books dictionaries for English teaching telephone cards for essential phone calls and some books and toys for children But we also need exercise books pens letter paper and envelopes colouring pencils and basic items for children starting school Thank you for your interest and concern NAME s NAME NAME On Thursday I visited the Seafarer s NAME at NAME rather a lot bigger than the NAME caravan Services are led in the chapel there on Sunday evenings usually by churches in NAME As we do not yet have the facility to do this in NAME they would be very pleased if any NAME churches who would like to get involved would be prepared to lead an evening service NUM on a rd Sunday in the month at NAME You could do this any way you like If you are interested contact NAME NAME NAME EMAIL or phone him on NUM NUM NAME takes place at the centre in NAME every Tuesday from NUM pm and all are welcome NAME As you know NAME NAME is leaving her post as NAME NAME Leader in the summer We would like to give thanks for the massive contribution that she has made to our work We have advertised for a successor and are interviewing on Thursday June th Please pray that we will be clear about the right person Thanks NAME NAME Forthcoming dates June th at NAME NAME Churches Together NAME Service on the NAME July th all day Churches NAME NAME please register your church if you have not already replied July th NUM NAME NAME School year NUM at NAME Road Baptist Church Yours in NAME NAME Please find below this weeks prayer requests NAME NAME is Minister at NAME NAME s Church Sadly his wife NAME was diagnosed with bowel cancer last week She is scheduled for an operation on the th June NAME NAME and the family would very much appreciate our prayers over the coming weeks NAME Park Coffee Shop By a great miracle the NAME Park coffee shop is celebrating it s th birthday In an area where many shops have closed down and moved out people are still being drawn to the coffee shop which is run by the church On Thursday th June at am they would like to invite any ministers and other Christians who are available to come along to celebrate with them Please come and pray and support NAME s work in this area of town Monthly Prayer NAME Those in positions of influence or authority we Sunday May th Pray for those who influence young people in education at all levels those who set the curriculum NAME and church youth workers the Music Industry and the Media Pray for protection from bad influences As NAME AS and A level exams take place pray for peace and encouragement for students at this stressful time From the Refugee Council re Refugee week begins June th We would be glad if you could remember our clients in your prayers especially praying for understanding and tolerance amongst our local population for people who are far from home and who have lost everything their families friends and possessions Especially recently during the war many of our clients from NAME had great worries and anxieties about the people they had left behind You may also wish to remember those who are here because of their Christian faith There are a number of asylum seekers who suffered persecution because they belonged to Christian communities in countries such as NAME Should members of your congregation wish to make any donations or to do anything tangible for our clients we would of course be very grateful Naturally donations of money are especially welcome because we have to buy items such as underwear for people who arrive here with absolutely nothing books amp dictionaries for English teaching telephone cards for essential phone calls and some books and toys for children But we also need exercise books pens letter paper and envelopes colouring pencils and basic items for children starting school Thank you for your interest and concern NAME s NAME NAME On Thursday I visited the Seafarer s NAME at NAME rather a lot bigger than the NAME caravan Services are led in the chapel there on Sunday evenings usually by churches in NAME As we do not yet have the facility to do this in NAME they would be very pleased if any NAME churches who would like to get involved would be prepared to lead an evening service NUM on a rd Sunday in the month at NAME You could do this any way you like If you are interested contact NAME NAME NAME EMAIL or phone him on NUM NUM NAME takes place at the centre in NAME every Tuesday from NUM pm and all are welcome NAME As you know NAME NAME is leaving her post as NAME NAME Leader in the summer We would like to give thanks for the massive contribution that she has made to our work We have advertised for a successor and are interviewing on Thursday June th Please pray that we will be clear about the right person Thanks NAME NAME Forthcoming dates June th at NAME NAME Churches Together NAME Service on the NAME July th all day Churches NAME NAME please register your church if you have not already replied July th NUM NAME NAME School year NUM at NAME Road Baptist Church Yours in NAME NAME NAME war possibility NAME Is nt it funny its a big wide world hello hello lovely NAME Hope you re all having a fun rd week and hope you did nt get blown away at the weekend It was good meeting up with so many of you last week It was a great encouragement and fantastic to hear whats going on in all your colleges Thanks for taking the time and for all your helpful feedback Please be feeding back on anything whenever necessary you do nt have to wait for linking and I love to hear from you This is going to be slightly long in length take a deep breath and dive in NUM NAME THIS WEEK Very exciting this I m looking forward to it lots NAME NAME who is a local NAME worker lead a small team of students out to NAME this summer to spend time with the Christians in the CU in NAME They helped out with a conference for the Christian students and I think they have come back having learned at least as much as they gave NAME is coming to tell us about the Christian student scene in NAME and about what they got up to in the summer along with NAME and NAME who went too You do nt want to miss it please give it a big plug to your college groups am am Thursday st NAME NAME the NAME church building opposite NAME porters lodge breakfast done in time for lectures btw just to explain NAME CU is the one we support in giving an prayer as NAME NUM WEEK NUM COLLEGE GROUP MEETING Sorry for the confusion on which week is which as some of you started college group meetings a week before others but if you re doing this stuff this week or need the info for any other time here it is WEEK NUM Supporting worldwide evangelism explain why we seek to be involved in NAME s work worldwide through his Church hint check out third paragraph in the NAME guide Also explain why intbreks and NAME are a great opportunity to be hearing more and praying and advertise the second intbrek of term prayer there may not be time after the above to introduce another part of the world to pray for so you could pray for NAME s help in keeping a broad vision for His work whilst 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a NAME and get praying Maybe you re a Language Student and will be spending your third year abroad in NAME get praying Maybe you ve just been on holiday get praying Maybe you ve just watched the news get praying Praying for other countries around NAME s world is a real priviledge it s so exciting that we can each be involved in NAME s work worldwide There are WEPGroups for many countries areas and people groups around the world and they generally meet for an hour every week in someone s room to pray It s a good way to meet other people who are interested in a particular area of the world and to get praying See the NAME termcard or contact NAME NAME EMAIL for more information on how to join a NAME or how to start one up NUM NAME OF EMAIL you ve done well thanks for reading give me a shout if I ve forgotten anything love NAME xxx hello hello lovely NAME Hope you re all having a fun rd week and hope you did nt get blown away at the weekend It was good meeting up with so many of you last week It was a great encouragement and fantastic to hear whats going on in all your colleges Thanks for taking the time and for all your helpful feedback Please be feeding back on anything whenever necessary you do nt have to wait for linking and I love to hear from you This is going to be slightly long in length take a deep breath and dive in NUM NAME THIS WEEK Very exciting this I m looking forward to it lots NAME NAME who is a local NAME worker lead a small team of students out to NAME this summer to spend time with the Christians in the CU in NAME They helped out with a conference for the Christian students and I think they have come back having learned at least as much as they gave NAME is coming to tell us about the Christian student scene in NAME and about what they got up to in the summer along with NAME and NAME who went too You do nt want to miss it please give it a big plug to your college groups am am Thursday st NAME NAME the NAME church building opposite NAME porters lodge 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Cheers NAME NAME opportunity Dear CUMS members I have a friend who has a son who plays the piano by ear but ca nt read or write music His mother was a pianist graduate of the NAME but he did nt take to formal learning He has worked out some rather scrumm CHAR arrangements of NUM hymns and has played them into a computer so that the re is a piano version now available The job on offer is for someone with access to NAME who will take CHAR is harmonies and arrange them for the Church orchestra A list of inst ruments and standard of the players will be provided I have a copy of NUM of the NUM hymns plus the brief in more detail incl uding the opportunity for you to set your fee per hymn You will obviously CHAR eed to see the arrangement and consider the instruments involved before work ing out a reasonable fee for the job I thought with Christmas coming up you might CHAR like to earn a bit extra an CHAR CHAR might have enough time to do it If you would like to pursue this please let me 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you know there are NUM types of people in the country those who understand the binary system and those who do nt NAME please check this NAME happenings Fwd Dear All Hello NAME NAME everyone I hope you all had wonderful NAME holidays and are looking forward to the vast amounts of exciting work ahead This is your first official email from us new reps NAME and Karuna In case you did nt know NAME is a second year medic and I am a first year NAME NAME On Wednesday night at NAME we ll have a college group meeting NAME in the NAME s Room C for any of you who would like to come There wo nt be a Bible study but there will be singing and prayer The meeting wo nt be that long but it ll be a good chance to dedicate this term to NAME and say hi to everyone We re going to be having an NAME Service organised by NAME on Thursday evening at pm in NAME NAME Church This will be a great thing to invite all your friends to so that we can explain why Christians get so excited about a young man who lived and 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citizenship is in heaven And we eagerly await a Saviour from there the NAME NAME NAME who by the power that enables him to bring everything under his control will transform our lowly bodies so that they will be like his glorious body NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME has said Never will I leave you never will I forsake you NAME NUM NUM Praise be to the NAME and Father of our NAME NAME NAME In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of NAME NAME from the dead and into an inheritance that can never perish spoil or fade kept in heaven for you who throuth faith are shielded by NAME s power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time In this you greatly rejoice though now for a little while you may have had to suffer frief in all kinds of trials These come so that your faith of greater worth than gold which perishes even though refined by fire may be proven genuine and may result in praise glory and honour when NAME NAME is revealed NUM NAME NUM NUM In keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth the home of righteousness NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME remembered NAME he listened to her NAME NUM NUM slightly construed and to be taken in isolation but I thought you d like it anyway SMILEY Psalm NUM and countless others show NAME does listen to us NAME NUM NUM Both the one who makes men holy and those who are made holy are of the same family So NAME is not ashamed to call them brothers NAME NUM NUM And surely I am with you always to the very end of the age NAME NUM Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM K this and CHAR that I m wondering do most NAME application names really need to start with the letter CHAR To me this is the most annoying aspect of an otherwise wellworking desktop environment While including the letter I can make it easy to spot a NAME application is this feature all that useful And does nt it lead to confusion among newbies when NAME applications have names starting with CHAR anyway In my humble opinion names like NAME and Kontour look like an exercise in bad spelling Do nt misunderstand me the names themselves are completely okay but why not spell them with the CHAR they are supposed to be spelt with Currently this CHAR naming convention is nt even maintained consistently for example NAME and NAME instead of NAME and NAME or NAME Most names do nt start with a Ksound at all but get a K thrown in anyway Why NAME instead of Node For some applications removing this I would be a problem though since the nonK name is in use by other applications on other platforms for example NAME and NAME Based on my own experience nontechnical people tend to think NAME is somehow related to NAME NAME and get confused and annoyed when it does nt look and behave the same way especially with relation to file formats Considering how much time is being spent writing these good and useful applications would nt it be worth giving it a unique name If I remember correctly NAME was called KIllustrator until NAME took legal action Comparing the NUM names it is nearly tempting to hope other companies will do the same I hope all this does nt sound like flaming or shit throwing it is really meant to be constructive criticism I like the NAME desktop a lot but it could be even better without most of the NAME Also my apologies if this issue has been discussed earlier NAME Strand NAME EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Thursday May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote And does nt it lead to confusion among newbies when NAME applications have names starting with CHAR anyway Separate issue separate reply The issue of NAME applications is not an issue NAME can address by definition Packagers who choose to ship to their users an inconsistent desktop basically guarantee such confusion Bring this concern up with them NUM NAME NAME EMAIL The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep s throat for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as a liberator while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty NAME NAME NAME NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR AJt NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Thursday May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote I m wondering do most NAME application names really need to start with the letter CHAR To me this is the most annoying aspect of an otherwise wellworking desktop environment While including the letter I can make it easy to spot a NAME application is this feature all that useful And does nt it lead to confusion among newbies when NAME applications have names starting with CHAR anyway I think most developers who do it do so just for fun It becomes a game or at least a good laugh I do nt see that there s a plot behind it or a special reason or much thought at all Not that names mean much If you find the CHAR Menu unusable for finding apps now removing the names wo nt help much CHAR fullfledged app browser app is needed if you want users to be able to explore what s installed not some multilayered menu tucked in the corner of the desktop NUM NAME NAME EMAIL The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep s throat for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as a liberator while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty NAME NAME NAME NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR AKCNlKfmzrkKMMQScwMvwMlsagCdGCDZ CHAR DG CHAR DEND NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Thursday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote I m wondering do most NAME application names really need to start with the letter CHAR it provides a safe namespace to avoid collisions with other binaries when using common words mail word node ppp print calc gpg etc and was something of a tradition of course we also have megami juk lskat quanta umbrello NAME etc even then I do nt see the issue with app names such as kopete there is greater creativity occuring with application naming as time goes on and do people really get concerned over the word NAME or NAME you said that they are disappointed when NAME does nt look work the exact same was NAME NAME I d say that at least they were able to make the connection that it s a word processor I m just not seeing how this is a usability issue To me this is the most annoying aspect of an otherwise wellworking desktop environment well if that s the greatest of our concerns SMILEY While including the letter I can make it easy to spot a NAME application is this feature all that useful And I do nt think it s a feature or meant to be particularly useful does nt it lead to confusion among newbies when NAME applications have names starting with CHAR anyway I ve have people ask me about problems with kswapd in NAME channels on NAME thinking it was a NAME application but I ve never seen it actually lead to a problem where the user simply could nt figure out what to do or was even halfconcerned about it and removing the CHAR from those apps that have one in their name would nt help with identity issues anyways NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME CHAR YJDtvkfVctucbuGfLE te END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Please guys this has been gone over and over many times look it up in the archives if you want the flames Even if there is some essence of a point in this related to usability it CHAR CHAR AR from the biggest of usability problems in NAME So for all intents and purposes this thread is OT and should stop here but why do I get the feeling it wont sigh NAME DBEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR DlrGa DEND NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that fre NUM kl NUM skrev NAME NAME Please guys this has been gone over and over many times look it up in the archives if you want the flames NAME sorry I was nt aware that the subject had been discussed earlier I did try searching the archive before posting Starting a flame war was nt my intention I merely wanted to hear some opinions on the matter Guess I ll try the archive again then NAME Strand NAME EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Friday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Even if there is some essence of a point in this related to usability it is FAR from the biggest of usability problems in NAME So for all intents and purposes this thread is OT and should stop here while CHAR agree that the naming issue is not a large issue nor even really related to usability at all CHAR responded because I do nt believe that telling people to basically shut up is the best way to foster a community nor is ignoring those who put an effort out there very helpful either there is so much criticism out there right now about how NAME developers do nt care about users or feedback they receive this viewpoint is largely fostered NAME by RTFM like responses or simply no response whatsoever and seeing as there already were responses and discussion I thought it may be useful to offer positive insight into the matter rather than to just tell everyone to shut up I did manage to to work in a few hints that it really was nt a usability issue along the way I hope that helps you understand why CHAR replied but why do I get the feeling it wont sigh the answer s in the question SMILEY btw and to steer this somewhere useful were nt you working on a usability report on the printer manager if so did you manage to post it somewhere I do nt seem to have it in my little collection of reports NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR szvrRctrogEtoeRqk NAME END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Friday NUM May NUM NUM NUM pm NAME NAME NAME wrote while CHAR agree that the naming issue is not a large issue nor even really related to usability at all CHAR responded because I do nt believe that telling people to basically shut up is the best way to foster a community nor is ignoring those who put an effort out there very helpful either there is so much criticism out there right now about how NAME developers do nt care about users or feedback they receive this viewpoint is largely fostered NAME by RTFM like responses or simply no response whatsoever and seeing as there already were responses and discussion I thought it CHAR ay be useful to offer positive insight into the matter rather than to just tell everyone to shut up I did manage to to work in a few hints that it really was nt a usability issue along the way I hope that helps you understand why CHAR replied NAME CHAR apologise for that it was a bit of a kneejerk reaction on my part having read all the arguments and responses last time it came up although I dont think it was on this ML Anyway there are better people to handle the issue than me so I ll stay CHAR ut of it from here for my NAME I agree pretty much with your safe namespace paragraph btw and to steer this somewhere useful were nt you working on a usability report on the printer manager if so did you manage to post it somewhere I do nt seem to have it in my little collection of reports NUM I looked at it a while back but lack of time etc etc I have exams till CHAR he th june hopefully things will improve then NAME DBEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM UzfCmejzHoIBFIeHHwDLYD DO CHAR DEND NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that Am NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM schrieb NAME Strand NAME I m wondering do most NAME application names really need to start with the letter CHAR To me this is the most annoying aspect of an otherwise wellworking desktop environment While including the letter I can make it easy to spot a NAME application is this feature all that useful And does nt it lead to confusion among newbies when NAME applications have names starting with CHAR anyway Actually it avoids confusion In my humble opinion names like NAME and Kontour look like an exercise in bad spelling Do nt misunderstand me the names themselves are completely okay but why not spell them with the CHAR they are supposed to be spelt with Currently this CHAR naming convention is nt even maintained consistently for example NAME and NAME instead of NAME and NAME or NAME Most names do nt start with a Ksound at all but get a K thrown in anyway Why NAME instead of Node Using a naming convention allows something that is otherwise very hard to achieve to use a description in the name Everybody knows what NAME NAME and KSpread does by just reading the name But nobody will know what Evolution does by just reading the name So the name alone gives away some information That the app is integrated in NAME and often also what it does This is a good thing for everybody without any serious drawbacks NAME Seriously if you are offended by K names I think you will be just as offended by phantasynames In the Windowsworld a similar thing is done with the NAME prefix on NAME they start to use the CHAR prefix and on classical NAME graphical apps are often prefixed with CHAR GNOME uses CHAR which was a mistake NAME because very many nongraphical GNUapps already use it Based on my own experience nontechnical people tend to think NAME is somehow related to NAME NAME and get confused and annoyed when it does nt look and behave the same way especially with relation to file formats Considering how much time is being spent writing these good and useful applications would nt it be worth giving it a unique name That is exactly the point NAME is releated to NAME it has the same function If you need a substitute for NAME on NAME NAME is the application to use So if uses started kword to operate on NAME NAME files they did the right thing or is there any other NAME application that tries to understand NAME NAME files I do nt think so so the name was perfect I agree that kword s NAME filters leave a lot of room for improvement but that s hardly the fault of the application name NAME is still the only and therefore best way to manipulate NAME NAME files so yes NAME NAME users should be encouraged to use kword NAME If it s not on fire it s a software problem kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that fre NUM kl NUM skrev NAME NAME Actually it avoids confusion What about NAME NAME NAME and KInput They all sound like NAME applications but are not Seriously if you are offended by K names I think you will be just as offended by phantasynames NAME is much too strong a word it is merely annoyance I m not annoyed by fantasy names like Evolution but I see your point about them not being very descriptive In the Windowsworld a similar thing is done with the NAME prefix on NAME they start to use the CHAR prefix and on classical NAME graphical apps are often prefixed with CHAR GNOME uses CHAR which was a mistake NAME because very many nongraphical GNUapps already use it NAME Explorer WinOutlook NAME NAME NAME I could go on but you know what I mean SMILEY As for Apple they have nt extended the CHAR naming convention to everything NAME NAME NAME Gnome does nt seem to follow CHAR CHAR naming convention that hard either NAME and NAME come to mind the later seemingly being some creative spelling even if the CHAR is right most of the application names are fantasy NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME or descriptive NUM NAME NAME That is exactly the point NAME is releated to NAME it has the same function First NAME s word processor is called Word not NAME even though the executable might still be called that which was done to avoid conflict with the NAME version of Word unless I m mistaken And even if they are both word processors I do nt think it benefits a nontechnical user to believe NAME IS Word NAME s gear menu contains names like NAME NAME Processing and NAME Mail Client so perhaps NUM simple possibility would be an option in the control center that lets the user choose to only display the slightly modified descriptive strings like Word processor Mail client and so on The title bar would still be an issue but maybe this too could be changed in a similar manner I m not familiar enough with NAME programming to know how feasible this would be If it is feasible it would hopefully address both potential confusion among newbies and developers need to feel part of the NAME community as mentioned by NAME NAME But it s just my NUM cents NAME Strand NAME EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that On NAME May NUM NUM at NUM NUM PM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote That is exactly the point NAME is releated to NAME it has the same function First NAME s word processor is called Word not NAME even though the executable might still be called that which was done to avoid conflict with the NAME version of Word unless I m mistaken And even if they are both word processors I do nt think it benefits a nontechnical user to believe NAME IS Word WEBSITE is NAME NAME NUM words They are shortening it into Word in official publications only when it can be justified with style Ad rem I like CHAR convention The only better thing with that would be making from CHAR not only convention but sign of NAME quality Applications designed for NAME could have k at the beginning only after audit from usability NAME and programmer eg use of kdelibs teams But because this in unforceable I can only dream sigh m kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that Am NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM schrieb NAME Strand NAME fre NUM kl NUM skrev NAME NAME Actually it avoids confusion What about NAME NAME NAME and KInput They all sound like NAME applications but are not Do nt know these However even though exceptions of course exist the only one I can think of right now is kill I think you have to admit that on NAME if an app starts with a CHAR the chance that it s a NAME app is quite high That is exactly the point NAME is releated to NAME it has the same function First NAME s word processor is called Word not NAME even though the executable might still be called that which was done to avoid conflict with the NAME version of Word unless I m mistaken But do nt have exactly this situation on NAME where we have NAME programs command line programs and programs using other toolkits And even if they are both word processors I do nt think it benefits a nontechnical user to believe NAME IS Word I do nt think anybody thinks that NAME is NAME NAME I think the naming suggests that NAME is like NAME Word which is NAME NUM correct NAME s gear menu contains names like NAME NAME Processing and NAME Mail Client so perhaps NUM simple possibility would be an option in the control center that lets the user choose to only display the slightly modified descriptive strings like Word processor Mail client and so on The title bar would still be an issue but maybe this too could be changed in a similar manner I m not familiar enough with NAME programming to know how feasible this would be So when a newbie has a problem he will just enter word processor instead of kword into NAME and will get millions of junk results The knames are perfect They are specific they are unique they are descriptive and they are searchable I do nt follow your argumentation how that can cause confusion If it is feasible it would hopefully address both potential confusion among newbies and developers need to feel part of the NAME community as mentioned by NAME NAME But it s just my NUM cents Actually you would have to delete the application name in the title bar in the help system in the about popup and in many other places as well Of course we would see thousands of users complaining about things in applications they do nt know the name of NAME As far as we know our computer has never had an undetected error NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that On NAME May NUM NUM at NUM NUM AM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote I hope all this does nt sound like flaming or shit throwing it is really meant to be constructive criticism I like the NAME desktop a lot but it could be even better without most of the NAME Also my apologies if this issue has been discussed earlier its easy enough to switch the kmenu to use the application description only maybe this is nice enough the CHAR prefixes etc helps me for one feel part of the kde community frankly it would suck if I did not have that feeling mvg NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re K this and CHAR that DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA NAME vrijdag NUM mei NUM NUM NUM schreef NAME NAME On NAME May NUM NUM at NUM NUM AM NUM NAME Strand NAME wrote I hope all this does nt sound like flaming or shit throwing it is really meant to be constructive criticism I like the NAME desktop a lot but it could be even better without most of the NAME Also my apologies if this issue has been discussed earlier snip the CHAR prefixes etc helps me for one feel part of the kde community frankly it would suck if I did not have that feeling idd it s a sort of marketing So it s better to held the K in the names NUM Mvg NAME NAME DBEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL NAME NAME Trust NAME NAME here s some stuff from NAME to think about more from me in a few days love NAME xxx Dear int rep The subject line tells you this is about the NAME Trust In case you are not aware of NAME have a quick look at your NAME termcard where there is a brief description of what NAME is and does this is under the NAME giving projects section I am the fulltime coordinator available to be used in various ways and keen to encourage local Christians to get involved in ministry to overseas students There are NUM things I d like to mention here NUM NAME s the international student outreach coffee bar run by NAME members on Fridays New team members are always welcome The number of visitors that we have coming on a Friday can be way more than the number of team members leaving tables of international students with no one to talk to them This is nt always the case of course but the NAME s team is abit concerned that there are few first and second years on the team to gain experience and take over in future So please do encourage newer CU members inparticular to consider joining in If they feel unsure about it but are still intrigued maybe NUM or NUM could go together to encourage each other and maybe all catch the vision together Please see the termcard for details NUM Christmas hospitality I guess that some of your CU members may be in touch with various undergrads from abroad who have nowhere to go at Christmas Would nt it be wonderful if CU members were able to invite someone home to spend a few days with them That could be a real highlight to the years in the NAME for some of them NAME discussing with the CU If that s not possible there is a NAME programme whereby overseas students are offered the chance of spending Christmas day with a local family I can send leaflets about this if you know of any students who might like to take this up NUM International Students in your CU there just may be some Christian international students who start coming along to your CU remember how hard it is to join a new group of people even whenthe rest are basically similar to you well it s far harder for people from entirely different cultures as they have to grapple not just with a new group but with a new group all of whose members are from a new culture to them The NUM thing that will cause these people to stay in your CU more than anything else is the friendship that they are offered by your CU members Please remember that it is we who are already at home in this culture who should make the first moves in friendship Ideally the whole CU would be involved in this but if that s impossible might there be someone in your CU who you could actively set apart to get alongside these students to invite them round for coffee and to make them feel at home in your CU Please feel free to contact me if you would like any further help with this And now for a few points on why exactly we should take a special interest in overeseas students NUM NAME wants us to show a loving welcome in His name to all those who come to our country from abroad NAME NUM NUM and a host of other passages speak of this NUM Many come from countries where it is extremely difficult for Christians to go to preach about NAME but while they are here there is at least something of an opportunity NAME is a Greek word which means time moment or opportunity NUM Many overseas students while they are away from the constraints of their home environment and culture are more open to learn about NAME than they would be at home There s a lot to think about above and a lot to pass on to your CU but please do take the time to think about the issue of overseas students and your CU Yours in Christian fellowship NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME s Street NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL NAME NAME Properties NAME NAME NAME Hi The attached patch replaces the current NAME permission NAME with the NAME Advanced Permissions that I proposed last week I would appreciate it if other people could test it thoroughly since number of possible permission settings together with the different behaviour on executable files regular files directories and mixed lists of file items makes it very difficult if not impossible to test all code paths I appreciate other feedback as well of course SMILEY When you think that you found a bug please reload the directory in NAME and try again since there are several bugs in NAME that look like errors in the permissions NAME especially with recursive permission changes see bugs NUM and NUM bye kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re NAME NAME CHAR Hi I m afraid I wo nt be at NAME on saturday as it is my Aunt s party I hope the stunt goes well NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear Friends To advertise the NAME I thought that it would be good to publicly kidnap NAME NAME I would like your help This will involve a black suit white shirt blouse no tie of any sort needed Water pistols or some other form of FAKE gun and shades you know sunglasses It also might need some rehearsal we ll see about this once NAME has agreed to his kidnapping If you do nt have shades then please go to your COOLEST friend the one that is so cool that they even wear sunglasses in the winter and borrow some If none of your friends are that cool then get back to me and I ll see if I can find some cheap shades I do nt suppose that anybody has any gun of any sort And maybe not even your SILLIEST friend has one I ll see what can be done about that Do write back if you are too busy or wo nt be at the NAME NAME Re NAME NAME CHAR This sounds like a great idea Unfortunately I wo nt be able to help as I ll be in NAME for an interview this weekend However I do have a pair of shades which any unfortunate shadedeprived soul is quite welcome to borrow See ya NAME Dear Friends To advertise the NAME I thought that it would be good to publicly kidnap NAME NAME I would like your help This will involve a black suit white shirt blouse no tie of any sort needed Water pistols or some other form of FAKE gun and shades you know sunglasses It also might need some rehearsal we ll see about this once NAME has agreed to his kidnapping If you do nt have shades then please go to your COOLEST friend the one that is so cool that they even wear sunglasses in the winter and borrow some If none of your friends are that cool then get back to me and I ll see if I can find some cheap shades I do nt suppose that anybody has any gun of any sort And maybe not even your SILLIEST friend has one I ll see what can be done about that Do write back if you are too busy or wo nt be at the NAME NAME Re NAME NAME CHAR Dear NAME Sounds like a plan If you kidnap my boyfriend though could you please tell me where he s being kept hostage NAME Dear Friends To advertise the NAME I thought that it would be good to publicly kidnap NAME NAME I would like your help This will involve a black suit white shirt blouse no tie of any sort needed Water pistols or some other form of FAKE gun and shades you know sunglasses It also might need some rehearsal we ll see about this once NAME has agreed to his kidnapping If you do nt have shades then please go to your COOLEST friend the one that is so cool that they even wear sunglasses in the winter and borrow some If none of your friends are that cool then get back to me and I ll see if I can find some cheap shades I do nt suppose that anybody has any gun of any sort And maybe not even your SILLIEST friend has one I ll see what can be done about that Do write back if you are too busy or wo nt be at the NAME NAME Re NAME NAME CHAR NAME I am well up for it just let me know the plan I can recruit some more blacksuited volunteers if necessary will it be black lounge suit or dj Gunwise the best I can do is a water pistol I m afraid NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear Friends To advertise the NAME I thought that it would be good to publicly kidnap NAME NAME I would like your help This will involve a black suit white shirt blouse no tie of any sort needed Water pistols or some other form of FAKE gun and shades you know sunglasses It also might need some rehearsal we ll see about this once NAME has agreed to his kidnapping If you do nt have shades then please go to your COOLEST friend the one that is so cool that they even wear sunglasses in the winter and borrow some If none of your friends are that cool then get back to me and I ll see if I can find some cheap shades I do nt suppose that anybody has any gun of any sort And maybe not even your SILLIEST friend has one I ll see what can be done about that Do write back if you are too busy or wo nt be at the NAME NAME Re NAME the new compiler version is much more pedanic than the old NUM WEBSITE at WEBSITE andi NAME NAME wrote Hi I downloaded your program today and tried to compile install it but ended up with a large number of error messages see attached Do you have any ideas I have NAME NUM installed so I do nt know if that is the problem Please do let me know if you have any ideas your program looks very promising Thanks NAME WEBSITE admin missing 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fnoexceptions WEBSITE In file included from usr include c backward listh NUM from valueh NUM from xneth NUM WEBSITE NUM usr include c backward backwardwarningh NUM NUM warning warning This file includes at least one deprecated or antiquated header Please consider using one of the NUM headers found in section NUM of the C standard Examples include substituting the CHAR header for the NAME CHAR header for C includes or sstream instead of the deprecated header strstreamh To disable this warning use Wnodeprecated NUM g NAME CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR usr lib qt include CHAR usr XR include DQTTHREADSUPPORT DREENTRANT O fnoexceptions WEBSITE In file included from usr include c backward listh NUM from valueh NUM from NAME NUM from deviceh NUM from xdeviceh NUM from inverterwh NUM WEBSITE NUM usr include c backward backwardwarningh NUM NUM warning warning This file includes at least one deprecated or antiquated header Please consider using one of the NUM headers found in section NUM of the C standard 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NUM Club socials NUM Talk by NAME NAME first British Woman to climb NAME NUM New Year s Trip thth January NUM As last year we will be staying in the NAME House bunkhouse near NAME in NAME for the club s annual preterm January trip This is a great chance to burn off some of the Christmas excess and relax before the rigours of another NAME term in very amenable company The location is fantastic with walks on NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and more possible from the door The bunkhouse provides a comfortable base with good facilities at least NUM bunks drying room electric heating and cooking and a spacious living room All you need to bring is food drink and walking gear even crockery and cutlery are provided There is no official club transport provided but it is likely that various people travelling up from various parts of the country will be able to offer lifts there and back Cost to members is likely to be in the region of pound NUM per night Friends and nonmembers are also welcome although priority will have to go to members in the event of oversubscription and nightly charge will be a couple of pounds more You are welcome to join us for as many or few of the NUM days as you like Please let me know if you are thinking of coming where you will be coming from and what your possible transport arrangements are especially if you are able to offer lifts from anywhere It is perfectly possible to get there by public transport I will try to help people sort out transport nearer the time Club socials are a most opportune time to meet people who might be able to help out on the transport front which leads me nicely on NUM Club NAME TUESDAY LUNCH the final club lunch for NUM will be on Tuesday The venue as ever is NAME s room NAME of NAME NAME s College NAME NAME let me know if you need directions For just pound NUM you can come and gorge on baguettes and fillings crisps biscuits and maybe even donuts Lots of fun NAME NAME MEETS continuing this week next week and 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continents The talk promises to be both interesting and inspiring as she gives an account of her own experiences which have required endurance courage and determination and inspires her audience to realise their potential That s all from me for now Have a great week NAME This message was sent to you by the CU HILLWALKING CLUB To be removed from the distribution list mail EMAIL Langue Last what s on Hi everyone The plan is that tomorrow evening at NAME prompt we ll have our last NAME of the term and we ll be handing over to the new reps whose names I shall not reveal now Afterwards we ll go to NUM NAME Street which is the new NAME rep s room and is massive There we ll be just having a few nibbles but nothing huge so eat beforehand We will probably go straight from the meeting which finishes at NUM in theory Other than that most if not all central meetings have now stopped so there s no NAME or NAME this week NAME many of you can make it to meeting and then the social afterwards If not 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NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re lecture acetates yes please SMILEY that is yes please to acetates not just a general yes please to comments NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote any comments On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ve certainly got it down as something that we agreed to do at our meeting at the start of term with them scheduled to go out at this NAME so I was somewhat 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african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re lecture acetates ok NAME I had had the permission thing in the lower left and then I thought maybe better top right and then CHAR forgot to delete the first one I can do postscript if you can tell me how to CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote maybe it s my computer but CHAR I get NUM copies of by kind permission one at the top right and one on the lower left Any reason for the repitition NAME it looks out of place in the latter CHAR The box for the ticket information seems too big But this may well be my computer because I ve not got the fonts installed properly on this system any chance you could send it in a more standard format eg postscript That might make validating it a little easier Thanks sorry to be a nuisance SMILEY NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote aw man it has been one of those evenings try again CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote OK looks good thanks Just a few comments CHAR NAME NAME exists to CHAR Prob should have small somewhere By kind permission CHAR Not all ticket sales methods are equal students are most likely to go by email or NAME so might be worth making them bigger to really stand out CHAR Since people often do nt see them for long prob best just to use the sign for the email address as it quickly identifies something as being an email address so draws attention to itself Otherwise it s fine Many thanks love NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote any comments On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are 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NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re lecture acetates ok try this one On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok NAME I had had the permission thing in the lower left and then I thought maybe better top right and then CHAR forgot to delete the first one I can do postscript if you can tell me how to oh I tend to forget that not everyone has postscript drivers installed In the techie world postscript is a really standard format and everyone can deal with it Anyway if you get the NAME NAME printer drivers from WEBSITE if it says you need a NAME file try WEBSITE that you should be able to print to a file via that postscript printer save with a ps extension I would strongly recommend you compress using NAME any postscript file before attempting to send it by email Alternatively you could try creating a NAME file at WEBSITE free trial I m not sure that ll work though because of the fonts issue Thanks NAME CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote maybe it s my computer but CHAR I get NUM copies of by kind permission one at the top right and one on the lower left Any reason for the repitition NAME it looks out of place in the 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college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re lecture acetates ok I have made it a bit less tall and am about to send it to NAME CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote OK that looks great and solves all my previous problems My only concern now sorry for bringing up more things is whether it ll fit on the screen as it takes a full sheet in height I m not sure whether lecture NUM can do that or not Ca nt think properly at the NAME If you think this is all OK then please do just pass it onto NAME NAME for printing Many thanks NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote ok try this one On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok NAME I had had the permission thing in the lower left and then I thought maybe better top right and then CHAR forgot to delete the first one I can do postscript if you can tell me how to oh I tend to forget that not everyone has postscript drivers installed In the techie world postscript is a really standard format and everyone can deal with it Anyway if you get the NAME NAME printer drivers from WEBSITE says you need a NAME file try WEBSITE install that you should be able to print to a file via that postscript printer save with a ps extension I would strongly recommend you compress using NAME any postscript file before attempting to send it by email Alternatively you could try creating a NAME file at WEBSITE free trial I m not sure that ll work though because of the fonts issue Thanks NAME CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Fwd lecture cancelled today Lectures on Friday NUM January NUM The severe weather is preventing some members of staff from getting to the Lab today so this is the lecture situation at present CANCELLED NAME NAME s lecture at NUM NAME NAME is here and NAME NAME intends to be so their lectures will go ahead as planned I m afraid I do nt have any other information If lectures have to be cancelled at the last minute then we will ensure that the material is covered another time NAME NAME Departmental Secretary NAME NAME NAME NAME Club Welcome back everyone and a Happy New Year Here s all the news from the club at the start of NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME area NAME th NAME th NAME NUM Full NAME NAME trip programme NUM Want to get more involved with NAME CHAR Why not join the committee NUM NEW Club Tshirts NUM NAME trip report WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME NAME th NAME Signup details The first weekend trip of term will be taking place the weekend after next to NAME NAME south NAME Our bunkhouse is reasonably close to NAME NAME ft other hills nearby include the Rhinog and NAME ranges NAME will be by minibus leaving at pm on Friday evening Walks will run on Saturday and Sunday and we will return on Sunday evening The cost of the trip is pound NUM pounds you will need to be a member although you can join when you sign up There is a maximum of NUM places on this trip It is important that you follow the standard signup procedure as follows in order to secure your place A box will be placed in NAME NAME S COLLEGE PORTERS LODGE from am until NAME this MONDAY th January You will need to print your name and details in the first free row on the signup sheet and follow the instructions on the sheet Places are on a first come first served basis You should bring a cheque for pound NUM membership fees as appropriate Also be sure to take a trip info sheet Membership is pound NUM pounds for a year or pound NUM for NUM years or the duration of your course if longer If getting to NAME s on Monday morning is going to be impossible then please let me know and we should be able to arrange a presign for you You should email me with notice even if you have mentionned it in person please NUM Forthcoming trips It s another busy term with plenty of great trips and social events lined up Full details can be found on the club website WEBSITE th January NAME NAME south NAME NAME NAME area NUM places th NAME NAME DARTMOOR NUM places rd NAME NAME trip location NAME th March NAME LAKE DISTRICT up to NUM places th March NAME vac trip NAME NAME valley between Glyderau and NAME NAME In addition to these the regular social events will be continuing NAME NAME Club Lunch baguettes etc in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College THURSDAYS from NAME Pub Meet at the NAME Inn NAME St NAME with ensuing social ANNUAL DINNER Watch this space NUM Interested in joining the committee This is also a term of transition for the club when we look for and at the NAME elect the new committee It is rewarding choosing and running trips organising social events or generally helping the club to tick you will also find club members very supportive and helpful The committee posts with contact emails are President NAME EMAIL Treasurer NAME EMAIL Social Secretary NAME EMAIL Meets Secretary If you are interested contact any of us to find out more or catch us at the pub especially tonight NUM Club Tshirts Apologies for the bad timing of the announcement of this at the end of last term especially to those who have ordered and are waiting to get their shirt We will be shortly be putting in an order for the new hillwalking club Tshirts price drops with higher volume orders Featuring a brand new design on the back NAME Guide to Road NAME and a newlook club logo on the front left breast these are available in a range of styles and colours and will be the envy of thousands on the streets of NAME this term You can view the designs on the club website WEBSITE How do I order CHAR Choose a colour from BLACK ROYAL BLUE NAVY BLUE NAME BOTTLE GREEN OLIVE BRIGHT GREEN KHAKI NAME ii Choose a size chest size CHAR NUM CHAR NUM CHAR NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM iii Email me these details The above range is for classic style Tshirt with the cream ink as on the website cost pound NUM Longsleeve Tshirts sweatshirts and hooded tops are also possible but cost more email me if you want more details You do not need to pay until collection at the start of the next term but please consider your order as binding That s all for now thanks for reading NAME to see lots of you soon Best wishes NAME This message was sent to you by the CU HILLWALKING CLUB To be removed from the distribution list mail EMAIL lets link again Hello everyone feels like ages since I last emailed y all maybe it was Well here s to say lets get together for some link meetings next week drink some tea eat some food catch up a bit chat about some important things including handing over these are what I propose tuesday th pm tuesday th pm Wednesday th pm all in our usual place down in the hmh upper room hoping there s something for everyone there as usual let me know when you fancy coming lookin forward to it its gonna be grand and meanwhile do nt get too cold love NAME xxx Licensing Petition performances and rehearsals in churches petition Fwd IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Dear all Please read sign if you agree and circulate this is a petition with an official website not one of those stupid sign at the bottom and forward NUM love NAME xx I would encourage you to read the contents of the attached and to add to your signature I know that a number of organisations including the National Federation of Music Societies are pressurising the government to rethink their plans Who knows what effect public opinion will have on them but we may as well try The NUM signatures to this petition bear witness to what many involved in music think NAME It s worth noting that not only the administrator of an unlicensed venue but also any musician performing in such a venue would be criminalised If you want to read the whole NAME great fun I can assure you it can be found at WEBSITE WEBSITEhtml js This threatens the whole spectrum of musical performance from a production of Dream of NAME at NAME Cathedral in the NUM Choirs Festival via school performances music at weddings and hospital concerts right through to folk sessions in the local pub a spontaneous activity encouraged in NAME and NAME Closer to home the fundraising work we do through concerts in our local churches will no longer become a tenable way of supporting our local charities and reduces the role the Church can play in the local community There is a petition online to be found at WEBSITE inabar petitionhtml the wording of this is taken from an early day motion the text of which can be found at WEBSITE when I checked NUM minutes ago this had over NUM signatures more than double the number there yesterday If you are a musician or feel strongly about this please can I urge you to sign this NAME of forwarded message from NAME NAME EMAIL Help STOP NAME Try the new NAME NUM and get NUM months FREE WEBSITE LIFE catering Hi guys I have just been told by the pres himself that tea and coffee is going to be served after the evening talks which will clearly require clearing up so this is a plea to those of you who have very kindly offered to help at the evening talks on Friday Saturday and Sunday I wonder if you would be able CHAR saty around for a bit after the talks in order to help clear up I know this may be difficult for some people who have other commitments afterwards but NAME and CHAR really would appreciate this So if you are down to help at one of these talks and are unable to saty on for about NUM NUM hr afterwards then could you let me know Alos NUM people have very kindly volunteered to be at StAG on the Friday and saturday to meet the NAME NAME but we still need someone to be there on the Sunday between NUM and NUM Thank you so much for all your help and because of it I have no doubt that everything will run smoothly Love NAME SMILEY NAME Dear NAME I hope you feel better now The whole group is really worried about you Will we be seeing you for the Review NAME tomorrow Thank you very much for doing work inspite of not feeling well I really appreciate it seeyou soon NAME Re NAME folder structure and repository NUM Hello everyone Further to the previous email the folder reorganisation is now completed for the moment at least Please take the time to read through this email carefully since it affects everyone in the group Firstly I would like to apologise if this reorganisation has caused inconvenience to anyone I hope that it has not but please let me know if there is something about the new structure that you dislike In particular I would like to apologise to NAME who has put a great amount of work into creating and recreating the repository I hope that reorganising our files has not caused any problems The previous repository and all files therein has been completely archived in multiple locations The intention has been to reorganise our current content so that files are more logically categorised I hope that people find it easier to navigate and find the files they want The main guiding principles have been the usage of humanreadable folder names throughout adherence nearly to the decisions made at our last review meeting A rundown of the new structure is given below but firstly I d like to draw your attention to some important points NAME Everything in this email refers to our filespace on NAME specifically WEBSITE societies NAME and not the NAME filespace NAME CHAR complete backup of the entire folder structure within societies NAME was taken before the folder reorganisation was performed The new structure was built sidebyside with the previous structure A second backup of the structure was taken after the new structure was built WEBSITE WEBSITE was taken to be the time of backup After the second backup was performed the previous structure was removed Each of these backups are mirrored on another server in the event of catastrophic failure These careful steps were taken to ensure that the entire structure was carefully backed up in case of errors or omissions in the new structure NAME The following folders have NOT been reorganised societies NAME cgibin societies NAME publichtml Question does this last folder contain manually generated documentation If so maybe we should consider moving the source files to the repository leaving only generated files in publichtml NAME files are also subject to revision NAME NAME NAME societies NAME archive Snapshots of the previous and current folder structures for archival bin Privately accessible utilities including the NAME viewer cgibin Publicly accessible utilities publichtml NAME root repository The NAME repository folder NAME The root NAME module documentation Documentation agendas Agendas deliverables NAME documents presentation Presentation material requirements Requirements research Our research files specification The current specification NAME Project standards strategy Strategy documentation tasks Current task lists source NAME source files NAME root package name distribution experimental mathematical factorisation NAME pollardrho quadraticsieve trialdivision functional storage test validation NAME NAME As mentioned in the above diagram a new repository folder has been created namely societies NAME repository If you are using NAME in NAME you will need to change the NAME environment variable like so NAME NAME ext EMAILsocieties NAME repository Where usrid is your hermes user id I ve attempted to put all source files in the repository If you think any have been left out first check through renamed files then please look in societies NAME archive Please note that as a general rule no generated files are to be placed in the repository NAME Code Changes Where possible existing source code has been updated to reflect the small changes in the package structure This has been done to minimise inconvenience to all those in the programming team Please accept my apologies if I missed anything my intention has not been to break things that already compile successfully And finally If you re reading this then thanks for your time in digesting this email I would suggest that someone in our group should be assigned the general responsibility of maintaining our folders in logical state Otherwise things tend to get a little disorganised SMILEY Look forward to seeing everyone tomorrow I m now off to bed for some rest finally All the best NAME We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars NAME NAME NAME folder stucture and repository Hello everyone Hope you are having a nice relaxing evening NAME has been very efficient and created the our NAME repository on NAME this evening which you may have had a chance to look at I would like to draw your attention to our current directory structure copied below societies NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME special folder WEBSITE NAME special file NAME an empty folder NAME the old NAME repository prjlima the new repository The new repository src the old src repository WEBSITE cgibin NAME societies NAME a symbolic link publichtml viewcvs www publichtml a symbolic link I would like to discuss the NAME folder The names of folders under societies NAME NAME are slightly misleading and might cause someone to mistakenly identify the wrong directory as our repository NAME has pointed out that the NAME and src folders are remnants of the previous repository and should not be deleted You ll remember that we agreed yesterday to create a repository called NAME in which we would create the submodules src NAME and others that we might need in the future but be careful since this is currently not the case I would like to take this initiative in making the societies NAME folder less ambiguous before we get going tomorrow I expect to perform this operation from NUM NUM NUM NUM Please could people check in their latest work before this operation starts The final structure will have a single repository called NAME NO FILES WILL BE DELETED however some files may be moved to a new folder called societies NAME archive in such a way that they are easily identifiable To prevent the persistent of old NAME modules I propose to rename the repository folder NAME to repository so that future commits do not write the old file structure into the new one I do not wish to cause anyone inconvenience but if anyone feels unduly inconvenienced by this operation please get in contact straight away My number is NUM NUM and my phone shall be left on all evening up until NUM NUM am I also have one small request please could we create symbolic links in our own personal filespaces rather than in the shared NAME filespace since things can get very confusing very quickly if everyone did this For example there is a folder entitled publichtml and also a symbolic link to this folder called www This is probably not necessary It is very easy to create the symbolic links you need from your own filespace if you want If anyone is unsure how to do this I ll be glad to help In the meantime thankyou for your patience and hope you have a nice evening All the best NAME We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars NAME NAME Re NAME folder stucture and repository Hello everyone Further to the previous email the folder reorganisation is now completed for the moment at least Please take the time to read through this email carefully since it affects everyone in the group Firstly I would like to apologise if this reorganisation has caused inconvenience to anyone I hope that it has not but please let me know if there is something about the new structure that you dislike In particular I would like to apologise to NAME who has put a great amount of work into creating and recreating the repository I hope that reorganising our files has not caused any problems The previous repository and all files therein has been completely archived in multiple locations The intention has been to reorganise our current content so that files are more logically categorised I hope that people find it easier to navigate and find the files they want The main guiding principles have been the usage of humanreadable folder names throughout adherence nearly to the decisions made at our last review meeting A rundown of the new structure is given below but firstly I d like to draw your attention to some important points NAME Everything in this email refers to our filespace on NAME specifically WEBSITE societies NAME and not the NAME filespace NAME CHAR complete backup of the entire folder structure within societies NAME was taken before the folder reorganisation was performed The new structure was built sidebyside with the previous structure A second backup of the structure was taken after the new structure was built WEBSITE WEBSITE was taken to be the time of backup After the second backup was performed the previous structure was removed Each of these backups are mirrored on another server in the event of catastrophic failure These careful steps were taken to ensure that the entire structure was carefully backed up in case of errors or omissions in the new structure NAME The following folders have NOT been reorganised societies NAME cgibin societies NAME publichtml Question does this last folder contain manually generated documentation If so maybe we should consider moving the source files to the repository leaving only generated files in publichtml NAME files are also subject to revision NAME NAME NAME societies NAME archive Snapshots of the previous and current folder structures for archival bin Privately accessible utilities including the NAME viewer cgibin Publicly accessible utilities publichtml NAME root repository The NAME repository folder NAME The root NAME module documentation Documentation agendas Agendas deliverables NAME documents presentation Presentation material requirements Requirements research Our research files specification The current specification NAME Project standards strategy Strategy documentation tasks Current task lists source NAME source files NAME root package name distribution experimental mathematical factorisation NAME pollardrho quadraticsieve trialdivision functional storage test validation NAME NAME As mentioned in the above diagram a new repository folder has been created namely societies NAME repository If you are using NAME in NAME you will need to change the NAME environment variable like so NAME NAME ext EMAILsocieties NAME repository Where usrid is your hermes user id I ve attempted to put all source files in the repository If you think any have been left out first check through renamed files then please look in societies NAME archive Please note that as a general rule no generated files are to be placed in the repository NAME Code Changes Where possible existing source code has been updated to reflect the small changes in the package structure This has been done to minimise inconvenience to all those in the programming team Please accept my apologies if I missed anything my intention has not been to break things that already compile successfully And finally If you re reading this then thanks for your time in digesting this email I would suggest that someone in our group should be assigned the general responsibility of maintaining our folders in logical state Otherwise things tend to get a little disorganised SMILEY Look forward to seeing everyone tomorrow I m now off to bed for some rest finally All the best NAME We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars NAME NAME Re NAME Group project Dear Group NAME Although I admire your entrepeneurial spirit I must warn you that this may not bring the benefits you anticipate Many ORG staff react adversely to unsolicited email or paper mailings so your otherwise successful saturation publicity could well have the effect of reducing your chances in this afternoon s voting for best project NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory University of NAME WEBSITE NAME Group project Please have a look at the attached Thank you NAME NAME on behalf of NAME group ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL NAME running on WEBSITE Hi everyone WEBSITE Please could everyone fire up a client from their personal machines I would also greatly appreciate it if anyone who is in the lab tomorrow could also fire up further clients All the best NAME NAME NAME HI All The CHAR shirts are done and looking very pretty I shall bring them in tmr and the idea is that we should all start wearing them in the lectures The cost is NUM each so could I have some money as well please CHAR NAME or cheque payable to NAME NAME Thanks Fingers crossed for tomorrow link meeting stuff Dear NAME Its been great catching up with lots of you over the past couple of days I thought I d just email with a few of the main points from our meetings to summarise and esp for the benefit of those who were nt able to make it along APPOINTING NEW INTREPS NUM wait until reps have been sorted NUM make sure the reps discuss with you who to ask to be intrep as you are the one who knows best what the job entails and who would be most suited to it NUM Either your reps or you ask the person give them a copy of the NAME guide and a doctrinal basis as they need to be able to sign this and a copy of ultimate realities the book that helps explain the points of the db your reps should have this Make sure they really understand what the job is about and what they are being asked to do You can put them in touch with me if there are any queries that I could help with QUALITIES TO LOOK FOR IN CHOOSING SOMEONE we had a brainstorm of these someone who is a growing Christian stuck into a church someone who is involved in the CU and committed to evangelism someone who already has international friends and has an enthusiasm for international things even if not much experience someone with the time to spare for the job someone with organisational skills able to get things going and make things happen friendly person prepared to go out of their way to meet and get to know people AND THEN We chatted about the actual handing over Think about how you can get your successor off to the best start how you can help them Think about what things have been hard of you as an intrep that you could make easier for your successor by handing over well and also what things have you learned or developed this year that you could communicate to your successor to help them in taking forward international outreach in your college INTSLOTS Please be making a point of encouraging people to be thinking about how they could be using their summer vacation as this is the time for doing so A few ideas are NAME summer teams NAME international outreach ask me for more info on these encourage people along to the next intbrek where we ll hear what some ciccu people got up to last summer advise people to go speak to people at their church or to NAME NAME at the NAME NAME NAME who has loads of info about stuff AND thats the lot I hope its helpful please get back to me if you have any queries about any of it or just want to send me a nice email to say hi love NAME xxx Dear NAME Its been great catching up with lots of you over the past couple of days I thought I d just email with a few of the main points from our meetings to summarise and esp for the benefit of those who were nt able to make it along APPOINTING NEW INTREPS NUM wait until reps have been sorted NUM make sure the reps discuss with you who to ask to be intrep as you are the one who knows best what the job entails and who would be most suited to it NUM Either your reps or you ask the person give them a copy of the NAME guide and a doctrinal basis as they need to be able to sign this and a copy of ultimate realities the book that helps explain the points of the db your reps should have this Make sure they really understand what the job is about and what they are being asked to do You can put them in touch with me if there are any queries that I could help with QUALITIES TO LOOK FOR IN CHOOSING SOMEONE we had a brainstorm of these someone who is a growing Christian stuck into a church someone who is involved in the CU and committed to evangelism someone who already has international friends and has an enthusiasm for international things even if not much experience someone with the time to spare for the job someone with organisational skills able to get things going and make things happen friendly person prepared to go out of their way to meet and get to know people AND THEN We chatted about the actual handing over Think about how you can get your successor off to the best start how you can help them Think about what things have been hard of you as an intrep that you could make easier for your successor by handing over well and also what things have you learned or developed this year that you could communicate to your successor to help them in taking forward international outreach in your college INTSLOTS Please be making a point of encouraging people to be thinking about how they could be using their summer vacation as this is the time for doing so A few ideas are NAME summer teams NAME international outreach ask me for more info on these encourage people along to the next intbrek where we ll hear what some ciccu people got up to last summer advise people to go speak to people at their church or to NAME NAME at the NAME NAME NAME who has loads of info about stuff AND thats the lot I hope its helpful please get back to me if you have any queries about any of it or just want to send me a nice email to say hi love NAME xxx link meetings Hello everyone Hope you re all doing well it would be really good to be meeting up with you all this week for some link meetings hurray Should be a great chance for us all to do a bit more thinking through and planning stuff together and to encourage and pray for each other lots NAME put our heads together and think how we can be big time using this really exciting opportunity of freshers week that we have ahead of us we ll go for the lovely upper room in the NAME NAME NAME again and lets go for these times Wednesday pm Wednesday pm Friday pm please let me know when you re going to come if you ca nt do any of those times then let me know and we ll try arrange another thanks guys I m really looking forward to catching up with you all love NAME xxx NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM Hello everyone Hope you re all doing well it would be really good to be meeting up with you all this week for some link meetings hurray Should be a great chance for us all to do a bit more thinking through and planning stuff together and to encourage and pray for each other lots NAME put our heads together and think how we can be big time using this really exciting opportunity of freshers week that we have ahead of us we ll go for the lovely upper room in the NAME NAME NAME again and lets go for these times Wednesday pm Wednesday pm Friday pm please let me know when you re going to come if you ca nt do any of those times then let me know and we ll try arrange another thanks guys I m really looking forward to catching up with you all love NAME xxx NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM Re link meetings hi NAME sorry for being late in replying NAME ca nt make any of the times so I ll try fix another time so do nt worry if you ca nt come tomorrow NAME Wednesday pm My last exam finishes at NUM so I do nt think I ll be in the best frame of mind for a meeting then Friday pm NAME cannot do this one got a rehearsal then Wednesday pm if you ca nt do any of those times then let me know and we ll try arrange another If you do decide to arrange another one then I d really rather not do the above Wednesday time given that it is the afternoon after my last exam and I d really like the chance to relax that afternoon before NAME However if everyone else can quite happily make one of the slots I ll come to this one Love in NAME NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hello everyone Hope you re all doing well it would be really good to be meeting up with you all this week for some link meetings hurray Should be a great chance for us all to do a bit more thinking through and planning stuff together and to encourage and pray for each other lots NAME put our heads together and think how we can be big time using this really exciting opportunity of freshers week that we have ahead of us we ll go for the lovely upper room in the NAME NAME NAME again and lets go for these times Wednesday pm Wednesday pm Friday pm please let me know when you re going to come if you ca nt do any of those times then let me know and we ll try arrange another thanks guys I m really looking forward to catching up with you all love NAME xxx NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM linking Hi guys sorry for taking so long to get back in contact you are all the people who could nt make any of the intrep link meetings last week so I m writing to see if we can fix up another time to meet up let me suggest Wednesday afternoon Thursday afternoon or Friday morning Could you all email back to say when would be good and I ll try fix up the most mutually convenient time lovely lovely thankyou lots hope you are all enjoying the fantabuliferous weather today see soon love NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM Hi guys sorry for taking so long to get back in contact you are all the people who could nt make any of the intrep link meetings last week so I m writing to see if we can fix up another time to meet up let me suggest Wednesday afternoon Thursday afternoon or Friday morning Could you all email back to say when would be good and I ll try fix up the most mutually convenient time lovely lovely thankyou lots hope you are all enjoying the fantabuliferous weather today see soon love NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM Re linking hi guys sorry for being long in getting back it seems the best time that the most of us can do is going to be tomorrow Friday lunchtime I m sorry if this is a bit too late notice for you but I will be in the upper room at the NAME NAME Hall from NUM NAME tomorrow and hopefully some of you will be able to pop in for a bit of a link meeting if you ca nt come or get this too late then let me know if you re still going to be on email over the weekend or otherwise give me your home address and I ll send you a summary of what we ve been talking about in the meetings love NAME linkingggg NAME NAME lets have some link meetings I m so sorry this is all a bit late it would have already happened by now but I ve been a bit ill here s the times Monday NUM NUM Tuesday NUM Tuesday NUM As usual let me know which one you fancy coming to and we ll be in the upper room of the NAME NAME Hall Hopefully I will send you something to think about in the next couple of days so we can all come bursting with ideas looking forward to it love NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM NAME NAME lets have some link meetings I m so sorry this is all a bit late it would have already happened by now but I ve been a bit ill here s the times Monday NUM NUM Tuesday NUM Tuesday NUM As usual let me know which one you fancy coming to and we ll be in the upper room of the NAME NAME Hall Hopefully I will send you something to think about in the next couple of days so we can all come bursting with ideas looking forward to it love NAME NAME dutton trinity hall NAME NAME tj NUM NUM Links Hi Seeing your list of links I noticed you were missing NAME It is one of my favorite so thought I would let you know about it You can see it at WEBSITE I find it to be useful with some great stuff specially the newsletter Keep up the nice site NAME NAME NAME and NAME Thanks very much for that NAME was very greatful she s quite stressed about NAME comments though and thinks that if he knows so much about NAME to write comments like that he should do it I did explain that he s very busy but she was nt very convinced I hope that he s pleased with the final version if he s not then I m afraid it s just tough NAME The bits in pink and balck in boldare NAME commets which we do nt know what to do with Help I ve looked though it and tried to make some additional comments by these which I hope will help I ve NAME d this to NAME so hopefully he can provide some extra insight too since my musical background is limited NAME this is of some assistance sorry I ca nt do better NAME On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME Long distance Sent to NAME NAME s Humour list with addresses suppressed When I send out something which mentions NAME or the Irish I normally get myself out of potential trouble by saying that my soninlaw is of Irish extraction This time I do nt have to but he is Welcome this time to NAME and NAME who pleaded to be allowed on to the list Yours communicatively NAME A man in NAME NAME decided to write a book about churches around the world He started by flying to NAME NAME and working east from there Going to a very large church he began taking photographs and making notes He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which NAME NUM NUM a minute Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign The pastor said this golden phone is in fact a direct line to Heaven and if he pays he can talk directly to NAME The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way As he continued to visit churches in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and all around the NAME he found more phones with the same sign and the same answer from each pastor Finally he arrived in NAME Upon entering a church in NAME behold he saw the usual golden telephone But THIS time the sign NAME Calls NUM pence Fascinated he asked to talk to the pastor Reverend I have been in cities all across the world and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to NAME but in the other churches the cost was NUM NUM a minute Your sign reads NUM pence a call Why The pastor smiling benignly replied NAME you re in NAME now it s a local call long vac prayer Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends CHAR CHAR s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time NAME To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the NAME CHAR vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let CHAR I know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME mas to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray fo CHAR you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particu lar anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be gra teful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their ema il so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then ple ase let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re long vac prayer Hi NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM Working in particle physics group at NAME university NUM July August and September NUM That I ll get everything done and written up in time so I can come on the house party Thanks very much NAME Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends it s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the long vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let me know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray for you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particular anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be grateful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their email so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then please let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re long vac prayer Name NAME O NAME What I m doing over the summer Working at a company called park air electronics designing and testing air traffic control groundbased radios This ll be from start of July until NUM weeks before the start of term Got nothing else planned Particular prayer points For me to not slack off in my faith just because ther is NUM around checking up To resist the atmosphere of indifference to NAME in my family Think that s all NAME Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends it s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the long vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let me know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray for you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particular anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be grateful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their email so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then please let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re long vac prayer hi NAME here are my deatils NAME claydon will be working in a hospital probably doing admin work quite dull in july and august am going to a bible leadership conference NAME from th to th of june in brighton pray that s it s envisioning and motivating NAME riste and NAME NAME are also going may go to NAME with a friend for a few weeks in september pray that we get on well and that I have lots of good chats about christianity and that we make progress rather than going in circles pray that CHAR learn spanish and come back fluent NAME otherwise pray for my summer with old friends that we do nt just talk about the same ole rubbish but that we talk about important stuff as well as enjoy the summer pray that I ll be a witness in the way I am and live please thanks so much I ll miss you all ps thanks for doing this NAME it s much appreciated byes NAME Re long vac prayer NAME NAME s summer plans I will be going to NAME Godwilling for the whole of July with OM We will be seeking to bring the good news to those who have nt heard or responded out there in various ways such as bible distribution friendship evangelism and I expect a lot of prayer After that I will be at home on the Isle of NAME for most of the time probably having a job for a while and reading a bit in preparation for next year s Part NUM Maths Please pray that NAME would be speaking to me as I do these various things and that I would grow in Him as I respond to whatever He says I tend to see the summer as a time of relaxation but also preparation for the future so pray that it will be a helpful break Also I would value prayer that whatever contact I have with my nonChristian friends at home would be fruitful and that I can encourage the Christians at my home church in some way NAME bless NAME SMILEY On NUM June NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends it s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the long vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let me know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray for you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particular anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be grateful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their email so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then please let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re long vac prayer NAME My name is NAME NAME My sister is getting married on the th July I suppose prayers for smooth running and good weather would be appreciated plus a good witness to our many nonChristian relatives I am leading on our church youth group houseparty from th July rd Aug I m not quite sure what this will entail but I think it will be mainly organisation of games the music for the meetings and looking after a dormitory of boys including preparing some devotional thingies I am going on holiday with my parents during August which could be really nice or incredibly boring Pray for the former Bye bye NAME Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends it s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the long vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let me know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray for you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particular anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be grateful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their email so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then please let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re long vac prayer Hi could the fact that I m doing Development Squad it s a rowing thing be put in the prayer diary please I m doing it from now til NUM That s pretty much the only thing I have lined up for the summer NAME NAME st year NAME Re long vac prayer NAME thanks for doing this I hope you re getting a lot of entries Here are the details NAME NAME NAME to NAME with African NAME NAME on the NAME team between July th August rd NAME NAME for this opportunity to gain an insight into medical missions and for his provision Pray for good health for the team members that we d support each other and grow in our knowledge of NAME Pray that NAME would use us as we have opportunities to share our faith Also We were notified yesterday June th that the previous team leaders of the NAME team are no longer able to lead the team Pray for wisdom as NAME searches for a new team leader Other than NAME I ll be at home working as a Health Care assistant Pray for discipline in spending time with NAME and opportunities for witness amongst friends and family at home Cheers NAME On NUM June NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Hope you re all enjoying the glorious weather and making the most of May week With the long vac ahead and NUM NUM NUM months of not seeing all our friends it s really important that we do nt stop praying for each other over this time To help us in this I shall be compiling an NAME prayer diary for the long vac However I ca nt do this without information from YOU Please let me know NUM Your name helps me make sure I ve included everyone NUM What you are doing over the summer whether you are going to the NAME to do a beach mission or working in an office job in NAME let me know so that we can pray for you in that place NUM When you are doing things it makes it easier to know when to pray for you if we know when you are doing what NUM Particular prayer points anything you want us to pray for in particular anything at all NUM Anything else you feel like adding Please let me have all this by the end of WEDNESDAY Also I would be grateful if you would pass this on to anyone who you know does nt check their email so frequently Finally if you will not be checking your email after Thursday then please let me know and I ll make alternative arrangements to get you the prayer diary Love in NAME NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re Long Vac Prayer I do nt have any details for NAME and NAME s gone down too did she send you the info we gathered before for the ciccu prayer diary otherwise im not sure I know what NAME s doing sorry we havent had the cahcne to meet up just you me and NAME but it got really hectic towards the end there sorry about that thanks for doing the diary I ll pigeonhole everyone with diaries shortly bye NAME On NUM June NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Do you have prayer details for NAME for the summer She s gone down I have nothing but I know she s up to quite a bit Perhaps she gave you something for the NAME prayer diary NAME could I have one of those please I ve also put requests in various people s pigeon holes for info today since I ve had a very poor response thus far Thanks NAME Re looking for harpsichords Hi NAME now I have a feeling my college has a harpsichord well there s something harpsichord shaped anyway but it lives up NUM flights of stairs I do nt know if that makes life difficult Best if you email my co rep NAME EMAIL he s more in touch with music related things in college than I am and knows the girl who is organ scholar and music society chair better than I do NAME Dear All I am writing to you as the reps of the colleges closest to NAME s For the performance of NAME s NAME on the th NAME we are in need of a harpsichord The best offer we have had so far is pound NUM from NAME Would it be possible for you to find out if you have a harpsichord in your college and if so could we hire it from you for a pound NUM or less preferably less Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NUM NUM Re looking for harpsichords Hi NAME I ve been trying to find out about harpsichords from Corpus because apparently they do have some I ve been told your best bet is to email NUM of our music students NAME NAME at NAME If you have any difficulty email me and I can find out more info I will try and talk to him as well to see if we can get any deals See you soon NAME PS How did the grillachristian go Re looking for harpsichords The only one I know of in NAME is that of the President NAME NAME probably the best name of any college master president provost anyway it is a pretty high quality NUM and is probably not available for loan but you could always try his email address is EMAIL Probably wo nt be of that much use but may be worth a shot I have played it and it is very nice also he probably does nt exactly need the money so in the unlikely event that it be available for hire I d speculate that it would nt cost too much hope that helps NAME On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear All I am writing to you as the reps of the colleges closest to NAME s For the performance of NAME s NAME on the th NAME we are in need of a harpsichord The best offer we have had so far is pound NUM from NAME Would it be possible for you to find out if you have a harpsichord in your college and if so could we hire it from you for a pound NUM or less preferably less Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NUM NUM Re loopholes Hey guys About followup things for nonstudents we ca nt as NAME publish a recomended list of churches or start saying anything about individual churches recomending some and not others The only way I thought that we could follow these people up is sell copies of A Fresh Start and give away The choice we all face booklets I know this is far from ideal but the only way that I think as NAME that is nondinominational can do it We must pray to NAME that they are followed up by other Christian friends or talks many might come with their Christian friends Sorry guys about that I know it sounds lame but we ca nt start giving info about churches at a central NAME event as it were Your bro NAME Dear NAME We have a slight problem in how to do followup for nonstudents NAME cannot give a list of churches can they However we need a way of getting nonChristian nonstudents to some sort of followup NAME suggested that we could suggest a website with recommended churches on NAME NAME group recommends churches on its website It would be easy for us to set one up NAME Re loose ends Computer ordered with second NUM monitor for granny Dad Thanks for your email CHAR Sorry I ve been so rubbish this term at replying to emails and communication in general NAME all at home are well NAME rehearsals have started and NAME NAME wants to know if you are singing She has emailed you but not heard I told her you do nt do replies but were singing as far as I knew Next rehearsal after you come back NUM NUM oops I really should have replied to that one but I guess that goes for all those other emails sitting in my inbox waiting for replies NAME this vac is NUM NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NAME concert NUM NAME first we of term Dad s birthday present arrived safely he was very pleased and does intend to write thanks for his email at the we It would be useful to know soon when you want a lift home It looks like Sunday suits us both better so shall we go for Sunday Let me know how you want to do it timingswise eg whether you ll be going to NAME NAME s or NAME NAME and whether lunch will be at NAME s Thank you If you could also order me a new computer before midnight on Wednesday tomorrow then I d be grateful If you go to the Dell website and go through the links to NAME NAME Office select any computer and choose Customise and Buy You can then choose NAME your NAME in the left column The basket no is NUM and memorable word is NAME I make the total cost pound NUM NUM all inclusive you can check it against the attached NAME file If NAME still wants my existing computer she is welcome to it for free but may want another monitor as mine is a little temperamental in whether it displays the red colour channel which can be really annoying If that is the case you may wish to edit the above system before you go to purchase it through NAME and add a monitor under the second monitor section NAME may also want to consider selling his modem which I m currently borrowing to NAME I suggest about pound NUM If he does nt want to we can get one fairly cheaply in fact I d probably sell NAME the software one that comes with the Dell and buy a hardware NUM for myself See you next weekend lots of love NAME Re loose ends We will come up after church on Sunday as we are doing things in the service and will aim to get to NAME NAME where lunch has been booked at NUM See you there Love Mum ps will order the computer Dad next door at present talking monitors with granny loose ends Dear NAME NAME rehearsals have started and NAME NAME wants to know if you are singing She has emailed you but not heard I told her you do nt do replies but were singing as far as I knew Next rehearsal after you come back NUM NUM Dad s birthday present arrived safely he was very pleased and does intend to write It would be useful to know soon when you want a lift home love Mum Lovely concert Dear Chorus members I do hope you all enjoyed yesterday as much as I did It was a lovely concert you all looked happy and sounded full of sparkle in the NAME and I think it was one of the most relaxed concerts we ve participated in for NAME NAME It was a pity that the bulk of the audience was so inept but you ca nt have everything I suppose Incidentally the allblack looked very smart Thanks to everyone for taking part especially the people who travelled a long way to be there and in at least NUM case had to arrange to stay overnight It was much appreciated There were NUM of you on stage and they had asked for NAME and NUM so that was perfect I hope you will all have a Happy Christmas free of bugs and viruses and I shall look forward to seeing you all again on January th at pm NAME NAME NAME edition and NAME Symphony of NAME No doubt NAME will be in touch about hiring buying copies If you hired the NAME for yesterday and have not already given it to NAME NAME to return for you I suggest that you get it back to NAME NAME NUM NAME Street as soon as possible If you 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international prayer and it would be good to spend some time praying for international stuff in colleges Do you have any suggestions of things we could say about NAME and things we could praise NAME for and pray for general points and also anything specific to your college NAME how many termcards would you like next term for distributing to international students in your college intbreks any feedback general last question NUM terms have gone we ve got NUM left As we look to next term are there any things you want to change or particularly concentrate on as you seek to encourage your college group in reaching out to international students and in supporting evangelism worldwide great thanks for reading looking forward to seeing you this week love NAME xxx Dear fantastic NAME sorry this is a bit last minute so you might not all get it before you come to link meetings or have time to think about it but here s some questions that it would be helpful for you to chew on if you have a minute 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good May week thanks NAME was brilliant I have nt danced that much for aaaages and there was salsa rock and roll and cheesy pop so all was great My friend and I have decided to go to danc ing lessons next term with the club that pigeon hole everyone lots it sho uld be fun though I fear it may be at the expense of CUMS NUM NAME oh well I ca nt do everything I ve got the summer to decide what I m doing anyw ay you ca nt give up CUMS Still dancing lessons I guess would be good too and it d be cool to be able to go to the balls and be able to dance properly next year And you ca nt do everything Glad you enjoyed NAME this yea r I m definitely going to have to go to a ball or event next year It sounds like you ve had a pretty busy may week too I m glad it s bee CHAR fun though It s really cool to be in NAME without having loads of work to do I ca nt help thinking there must be some huge project or something that I ve forgotten about though I think May week definitely brings out the best of NAME It does NAME NAME really strange not to have anything that you have to do but it does nt CHAR eem to stop the day filling up SMILEY I m going to be a nuclear physicist for NUM weeks I m doing a project at a big international nuclear fusion plasma physics research place near NAME where I live which should be really interesting And my supervisor reckons we might get a paper out of it I remain sceptical but very excited NAME I m very envious All the best and I m sure you ll enjoy it and ge CHAR a lot out of it whether or not you manage your paper which I m sure you CHAR ill which will just make me even more envious You ll have to let me know how you get on So that s what I m doing for some of the summer Apart from that I m going youth hostelling in NAME with my brother which part of NAME I know the south and especially the Lizard area but know very little of the north helping on a children s camp eek scary good luck going to NAME NAME yay thth august if you re around alwa ys great fun surely it s too late to book If not let me have some more details or CHAR CHAR me where I can get them I ll see about coming and helping at holiday club at my NAME church holiday clubs are usually good fun certaintly the NUM NUM ve helped on CHAR ave been Tiring but definitely worthwhile How long s your NUM go on for We ve had one at our church for the last few years but our youth worker left a little while ago and we have nt got a replacement yet so I do nt know what s happening this summer Oh and there s a houseparty in there somewhere which needs organising minor details SMILEY Love in NAME NAME On Friday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME I ve had a really good May week thanks NAME was brilliant I have nt danced that much for aaaages and there was salsa rock and roll and cheesy pop so all was great My friend and I have decided to go to danc ing lessons next term with the club that pigeon hole everyone lots it sho uld be fun though I fear it may be at the expense of CUMS NUM NAME oh well I ca nt do everything I ve got the summer to decide what I m doing anyw ay I did work at NAME It was good fun though I enjoyed NAME much more So it was the right way round to do it working at the first and going to the nd It was good in that I got to see lots of NAME frie nds all looking lovely and I would nt have gone to the ball if I had nt be en working at it at least not at NUM pounds a ticket If I have to wash up any wine glasses in the near future I ll not be impressed however I CHAR CHAR never seen so many glasses all in NUM place at the same time They look NAME well impressive when we d lined them all up clean in the kitchen thou gh I was very proud SMILEY It sounds like you ve had a pretty busy may week too I m glad it s bee CHAR fun though It s really cool to be in NAME without having loads of work to do I ca nt help thinking there must be some huge project or something that I ve forgotten about though I m going to be a nuclear physicist for NUM weeks I m doing a project at a big international nuclear fusion plasma physics research place near NAME where I live which should be really interesting And my supervisor reckons we might get a paper out of it I remain sceptical but very excited So that s what I m doing for some of the summer Apart CHAR rom that I m going youth hostelling in NAME with my brother helping on a children s camp eek scary going to NAME NAME yay tht CHAR august if you re around always great fun and helping at holid ay club at my NAME church Oh and there s a houseparty in there somewhere which needs organising NAME sounds like fun My French has got very very rusty but I think I can still say bon voyage and a bientot yes I know there should be some accents there somewhere but I do nt know how to do them on NAME have a good summer NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Sorry I meant to have a good chat with you yesterday but things see med to be rather hectic Hope you enjoyed NAME event last night Did you end up working a CHAR the NAME NAME NAME in the end Did nt get along to any NAME NAME CHAR his year but we had the NAME event on Sunday which was exclusively for CHAR mma members for whom it was free and a limited number of their guests That was quite good especially for a free event Also had quite a CHAR ot of garden parties over the last few days as well as NUM concerts I ve sung in and NUM concerts I ve been along to so alongside organisat ion for next year s NAME concert and various other bits and pieces it s been quite a busy May week It s been great though to catch up with friends who I saw very little of over the exam period and to be able to relax with no pressure of work And we ca nt really complain about CHAR he weather overall apart from the thunderstorm for NAME NAME and NAME balls on Tuesday morning Are you up to much over the summer I m assembling a prayer diary fo CHAR our CU over the long vac so it s quite interesting to see the wide CHAR ange of things some people are getting up to As for me I m hoping to ge CHAR a job and work over the summer to earn enough money to pay through my financial shortfall for next year and hopefully have enough left over to do some extras such as NAME houseparty and CHAR may ball It s local evangelism in the workplace I shall also be going to NAME for ju st under a fortnight with my family where we should be doing a fair bit of walking which should be good Not sure yet where we are going in NAME nce my parents may have decided by now but given that we ll be camping the decision can be fairly lastminute Take care and all the best for the summer NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote cool thanks foe letting me know I do nt think I ll make it I m af raid I ll prob be either asleep or at a friend s birthday Have a good summer vac if I do nt see you before NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Re Fwd NAME NAME meet up part NUM Hi NAME I ve had a really good May week thanks NAME was brilliant I have nt danced that much for aaaages and there was salsa rock and roll and cheesy pop so all was great My friend and I have decided to go to dancing lessons next term with the club that pigeon hole everyone lots it should be fun though I fear it may be at the expense of CUMS NUM NAME oh well I ca nt do everything I ve got the summer to decide what I m doing anyway I did work at NAME It was good fun though I enjoyed NAME much more So it was the right way round to do it working at the first and going to the nd It was good in that I got to see lots of NAME friends all looking lovely and I would nt have gone to the ball if I had nt been working at it at least not at NUM pounds a ticket If I have to wash up any wine glasses in the near future I ll not be impressed however I ve never seen so many glasses all in NUM place at the same time They looked well impressive when we d lined them all up clean in the kitchen though I was very proud SMILEY It sounds like you ve had a pretty busy may week too I m glad it s been fun 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study and confidential conversations As one of the University s Deans and Chaplains group an CHAR CHAR Chaplain to People at Work in the University of NAME I am happy to talk and listen to anyone who feels it may be helpful about any concern You can make an appointment by Email or drop in when the building is open on Tuesdays and Fridays Although I shall be there on Thursdays I shall be teaching from NUM to NUM With all best wishes NAME NAME Chaplain at the University Church NAME NAME Dear All NAME prayer meeting will be happening in my room on Monday th If this clashes with LIFE stuff then please prioritise that Otherwise I ll see you there NUM pm NUM NUM chat NAME prayer NAME Re metronome yikes I do nt have a metronome but am fairly familiar with these tempi so was appropriately shocked thanks for that good for getting things back into perspective love NAME ps I ll answer your other emails soon On NUM October NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote WEBSITE NAME NUM NAME Welcome back to the Rambling Club Once again we invite you to leave the city for a few hours this term and enjoy the surrounding countryside with us The pace of our walks is generally easy as our primary aim is to relax and appreciate the local scenery and villages We usually stop at a village pub en route but you should bring a packed lunch and liquid refreshment anyway NAME boots and waterproof clothing are also recommended There is no need to sign up in advance to join a walk and your only expense is the bus or train fare to the start point for each ramble which will usually be less than NUM pounds plus our NUM pound annual membership fee Visit our website at WEBSITE Sunday th October NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME As previously announced Starting from the city centre we walk northwards passing through Fen NAME on our way to NAME where we stop for a drink before catching the train back to NAME Out Meet at the NAME next to NAME Bridge at NUM Return NUM train to NAME arriving back at NUM then about NUM mins walk to the city centre Sunday th October NAME NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME CHAR ramble through the gentle chalky hills of northwest NAME Starting from the village of NAME NAME we cross higher ground before descending to NAME NAME for lunch Continuing south we pass NAME NAME on our way to the small village of NAME We then loop round to NAME via NAME NAME Wood before heading northwest to NAME through the pleasant wooded valley of NAME Water NAME The clocks go back early on Sunday morning so you get an extra hour in bed Out NUM train to NAME NAME Return NUM train from NAME arriving back at NUM Saturday nd November NAME NAME NUM miles Contact NAME Starting from NAME village with its historic water mill we follow the NAME NAME NAME southwest along a pronounced ridge next to the NAME NAME valley Descending into NAME we stop for lunch at the NAME and NAME before following the river bank into NAME Out NUM coach to NAME changing at NAME Return NUM bus from NAME arriving back at 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NAME NAME MS NAME NAME in NAME NAME NAME Could Enable Web Server Compromise Q BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Title NAME NAME in NAME NAME NAME Could Enable Web Server Compromise Q NAME NUM June NUM NAME NAME Information Server NAME Run Code of NAME s Choice NAME NAME Moderate Bulletin MS NAME encourages customers to review the Security Bulletin at WEBSITE NAME This patch eliminates a newly discovered vulnerability affecting NAME Information Services Although NAME typically delivers cumulative patches for NAME in this case we have delivered a patch that eliminates only this new vulnerability while completing a cumulative patch When the cumulative patch is customerready we will update this bulletin with information on its availability The NAME provides information on the circumstances surrounding the vulnerability and why we believe releasing a NAME patch immediately is in customers best interests To ensure that servers are fully protected against past as well as current vulnerabilities we 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to review the Security Bulletin at WEBSITE NAME Commerce Server NUM and Commerce Server NUM are web server products for building ecommerce sites These products provides tools and features that simplify developing and deploying ecommerce solutions and provide tools that let the site administrator analyze the usage of their ecommerce site NUM vulnerabilities exist in the Commerce Server products A vulnerability that results because the Profile Service contains an unchecked buffer in a section of code that handles certain types of NAME calls The Profile Service can be used to enable users to manage their own profile information and to research the status of their order An attacker who provided specially malformed data to certain calls exposed by the Profile Service could cause the Commerce Server process to fail or could run code in the LocalSystem security context This vulnerability only affects Commerce Server NUM A buffer overrun vulnerability in the Office Web Components NAME package installer used by Commerce Server An attacker who provided specially malformed data as input to the NAME package installer could cause the process to fail or could run code in the LocalSystem security context This vulnerability only affects Commerce Server NUM A vulnerability in the Office Web Components NAME package installer used by Commerce Server An attacker who invoked the NAME package installer in a particular manner could cause commands to be run on the Commerce Server according to the privileges associated with the attacker s log on credentials This vulnerability only affects Commerce Server NUM A new variant of the NAME NAME vulnerability discussed in NAME NAME NAME MS This variant affects both Commerce Server NUM and Commerce Server NUM Mitigating Factors Profile Service buffer overrun The affected NAME calls in the Profile Service are not exposed to the NAME by default The administrator must set up a Commerce Server site and include Profile Service calls as part of that site The NAME tool if deployed using the default ruleset for Commerce Server would make it difficult if not impossible for an attacker to exploit the vulnerability to run code by significantly limiting the types of data that could be included in a NAME It would however still be possible to conduct denial of service attacks Best practices for web site design can prevent this vulnerability from being exposed by limiting user input that can be accepted by input fields NAME package buffer overrun For an attack to succeed the attacker would need to have credentials to log on to the Commerce Server NUM computer on which the NAME package installer is kept Best practices suggests that unprivileged users not be allowed to interactively log onto businesscritical servers If this recommendation has been followed unprivileged users would not have access to Commerce Server machines NAME package command execution For an attack to succeed the attacker would need to have credentials to log on to the Commerce Server NUM computer on which the NAME package installer is kept Best practices suggests that unprivileged users not be allowed to interactively log onto businesscritical servers If this recommendation has been followed unprivileged users would not have access to Commerce Server machines New variant of the NAME filter buffer overrun Although Commerce Server does rely on NAME for its base web services the NAME NAME filter is only available as part of Commerce Server Customers using NAME are at no risk from this vulnerability The NAME tool if deployed using the default ruleset for Commerce Server would make it difficult if not impossible for an attacker to exploit the vulnerability to run code by significantly limiting the types of data that could be included in an NAME It would however still be possible to conduct denial of service attacks An attacker s ability to extend control from a compromised web server to other machines would depend heavily on the specific configuration of 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NUM NAME Office Web Components Office NAME NAME NAME NAME Commerce Server NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Business Server NAME NUM vulnerabilities the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run commands on the user s system NAME NAME Critical Bulletin MS NAME encourages customers to review the Security Bulletin at WEBSITE NAME The Office Web Components NAME contain several ActiveX controls that give users limited functionality of NAME Office in a web browser without requiring that the user install the full NAME Office application This allows users to utilize NAME Office applications in situations where installation of the full application is infeasible or undesirable The control contains NUM security vulnerabilities each of which could be exploited either via a web site or an NAME mail The vulnerabilities result because of implementation errors in the following methods and functions the controls expose NAME This function by design provides the caller with access 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applied the Outlook Email NAME NAME would thus be protected by default Also NAME NAME NUM customers who have chosen to read mail in the Restricted Sites zone would be protected by default In the NAME email based attack NAME NUM customers who have enabled the NAME as Plain NAME option available in NAME or later would also be protected NAME NAME The attacker s code would be limited by restrictions on the user s account Users of nonprivileged accounts would limit the potential damage from a successful attack NAME The attacker would need to know the full path and name of the file In addition the file would have to be viewable in a web browser NAME Paste The vulnerability could enable an attacker to access only to information in the Windows clipboard The information in the clipboard is unpredictable and this vulnerability gives no means for an attacker to target and retrieve specific information Further it is possible for the clipboard to be empty which would yield an attacker nothing The 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and involving administrative web page Each of these vulnerabilities have the same scope and effect an attacker who was able to lure a user into clicking a link on his web site could relay a request containing script to a thirdparty web site running NAME thereby causing the thirdparty site s response still including the script to be sent to the user The script would then render using the security settings of the thirdparty site rather than the attacker s In addition the patch causes NUM and NUM to change how frequently the socket backlog list which when all connections on a server are allocated holds the list of pending connection requests is purged The patch changes NAME to purge the list more frequently in order to make it more resilient to flooding attacks The backlog monitoring feature is not present in NAME NUM Mitigating Factors NAME Out of NAME NAME NAME This vulnerability could only be exploited by an attacker who already had the ability to load and execute applications on an affected web server Normal security practices recommend that untrusted users not be allowed to load applications onto a server and that even trusted users applications be scrutinized before allowing them to be loaded WebDAV Denial of Service The vulnerability does not affect NAME NUM as NAME is not supported in this version of NAME The vulnerability could only be exploited if the server allowed WebDAV requests to be levied on it The NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE if deployed in its default configuration disables such requests NAME NAME NAME NAME The vulnerability could only be exploited if the administrator had granted all users write and execute permissions to NUM or more virtual directories on the server NAME configurations of NAME would be at no risk from this vulnerability The vulnerability does not affect NAME NUM as NAME is not supported in this version of NAME The vulnerability could only be exploited if the server allowed WebDAV requests to be levied on it The NAME NAME NAME if 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CHAR choice NAME NAME Critical Bulletin MS NAME encourages customers to review the Security Bulletins at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Data Access Components NAME is a collection of components used to provide database connectivity on NAME platforms NAME is a ubiquitous technology and it is likely to be present on most Windows systems It is included by default as part of NAME NAME NAME NUM and NAME Millennium It is available for download as a standalone technology in its own right It is either included in or installed by a number of other products and technologies For instance NAME is included in the NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME Pack and some NAME components are present as part of NAME Explorer even if NAME itself is not installed NAME provides the underlying functionality for a number of database operations such as connecting to remote databases and returning data to a client One of the NAME components known as Remote Data Services NAME provides functionality that support threetiered Architectures that is architectures in which a client CHAR requests for service from a backend database are intermediated through a web site that applies business logic to them A security vulnerability is present in the NAME implementation specifically in a function called the NAME Data Stub whose purpose it is to parse incoming NAME requests and generate NAME commands The vulnerability results because of an unchecked buffer in the Data Stub By sending a specially malformed NAME request to the Data Stub an attacker could cause data of his or her choice to overrun onto the heap Although heap overruns are typically more difficult to exploit than the morecommon stack overrun NAME has confirmed that in this case it would be possible to exploit the vulnerability to run code of the attacker CHAR choice on the user CHAR system Both web servers and web clients are at risk from the vulnerability Web servers are at risk if a vulnerable version of NAME is installed and running on the server To exploit the vulnerability against such a web server an attacker would need to establish a connection with the server and then send a specially malformed NAME request to it that would have the effect of overrunning the buffer with the attacker CHAR chosen data The code would run in the security context of the NAME service which by default runs in the LocalSystem context Web clients are at risk in almost every case as the NAME Data Stub is included with all current versions of NAME Explorer and there is no option to disable it To exploit the vulnerability against a client an attacker would need to host a web page that when opened would send an NAME reply to the user s system and overrun the buffer with the attacker s chosen data The web page could be hosted on a web site or sent directly to users as an NAME Mail The code would run in the security context of the user Clearly this vulnerability is very serious and NAME recommends that all customers whose systems could be affected by them take app ropriate action immediately Web server administrators should either install the patch disable NAME and or NAME or upgrade to NAME NUM which is not affected by the vulnerability Web client users should install the patch immediately on any system that is used for web browsing It is important to stress that the latter guidance applies to any system used for web browsing regardless of any other protective measures that have already been taken For instance a web server on which NAME had been disabled would still need the patch if it was occasionally used as a web client Mitigating Factors NAME Web Servers Web servers that are using NAME version NUM the version that shipped with NAME NAME or later are not affected by the vulner ability Even if a vulnerable version of NAME were installed a web server would only be at risk if NAME were enabled NAME is disabled by default on clean installations of NAME NAME and Windows NUM and can be disabled on other systems by following the guidance in the NAME NAME NAME In addition the NAME NAME NAME will automatically disable NAME when used in its default configuration If the NAME tool were deployed with its default ruleset which allows only NAME data to be present in an NAME request it is likely that the vulnerability could only be used for denial of service attacks NAME can be configured to run with fewer than administrative priv ileges If this has been done it would likewise limit the privileges that an attacker could gain through the vulnerability NAME address restrictions if applied to the NAME virtual directory could enable the administrator to restrict access to only trusted users This is however not practical for most web server scenarios Web clients The NAME mailbased attack vector could not be exploited auto matically on systems where NAME NUM or Outlook NUM were used in conjunction with the Outlook Email NAME NAME or NAME NAME NUM or Outlook NUM were used in their default configurations Exploiting the vulnerability would convey to the attacker only the user CHAR privileges on the system Users whose accounts are configured to have few privileges on the system would be at less risk than NUM who operate with administrative privileges NAME NAME DDDDDDDDDDDD NAME systems Critical NAME systems Critical Client systems Critical NAME Availability DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A patch is available to fix this vulnerability Please read the Security Bulletin at WEBSITE for information on obtaining this patch NAME DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NAME thanks NAME Research Labs WEBSITE and working with us to protect customers THE INFORMATION PROVIDED IN THE NAME KNOWLEDGE BASE IS PROVIDED AS IS WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND NAME NAME ALL WARRANTIES EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED INCLUDING THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT CORPORATION OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING DIRECT INDIRECT INCIDENTAL CONSEQUENTIAL LOSS OF BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES EVEN IF NAME CORPORATION OR ITS SUPPLIERS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES SO THE FOREGOING LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NUM iQEVAwUBPdvJIZSRQxA CHAR NAME EQhmDo CHAR CHAR IegBsRwdcUfvCjeyCnWYXrRgWjAqKCnTWdVgGSCONUXtwXPxzEivk zcNupOWYzzOLJKJladXiraUvhUNjIGMJ XhRHsVeMIVBtsxEGo XwwHxZualn XMufIrZrjhNHKOjABDvDCEwofGeYo mJgZwDD DCYOd END NAME SIGNATURE NUM You have received this email bulletin because of your subscription to the NAME NAME NAME Notification Service For more information on this service please visit WEBSITE To verify the digital signature on this bulletin please download our NAME key at WEBSITE To unsubscribe from the NAME NAME NAME Service please visit the NAME NAME Center at WEBSITE If you do not wish to use NAME Passport you can unsubscribe from the NAME NAME NAME Service via email as described below Reply to this message with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the Subject line For securityrelated information about NAME products please visit the NAME NAME Advisor web site at WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME MS NAME NAME for NAME Explorer Q BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Title NAME NAME for NAME Explorer Q NAME NUM November NUM NAME NAME Explorer Impact NAME commands on a user s system NAME NAME Important Bulletin MS NAME encourages customers to review the Security Bulletins at WEBSITE NAME DDDDDD This is a cumulative patch that includes the functionality of all previously released patches for NAME NUM NUM and NUM In addition it eliminates the following NUM newly discovered vulnerabilities A buffer overrun vulnerability that occurs because NAME Explorer does not correctly check the parameters of a NAME graphics file when it is opened To the best of NAME s knowledge this vulnerability could only be used to cause NAME Explorer to fail The effect of exploiting the vulnerability against NAME Explorer would be relatively minor the user would only need to restart the browser to restore normal operation However a number of other NAME products notably most NAME Office products and NAME Index Server rely on NAME Explorer to render NAME files and exploiting the vulnerability against such an application would cause them to fail as well Because of this NAME recommends that customers install this patch regardless of whether they are using NAME Explorer as their primary web browser An information disclosure vulnerability related to the way that NAME Explorer handles encoded characters in a NAME This vulnerability could allow an attacker to craft a NAME containing some encoded characters that would redirect a user to a second web site If a user followed the NAME the attacker would be able to piggyback the user s access to the second website This could allow the attacker to access any information the user shared with the second web site A vulnerability that occurs because under certain circumstances NAME Explorer does not correctly check the component that the OBJECT tag calls This could allow an attacker to obtain the name of the Temporary NAME NAME folder on the user s local machine The vulnerability would not allow an attacker to read or modify any files on the user s local system since the Temporary NAME NAME folder resides in the NAME security zone Knowledge of the name of the Temporary NAME NAME folder could allow an attacker to identify the username of the loggedon user and read other information in the Temporary NAME NAME folder such as cookies NUM vulnerabilities that although having differing root causes have the same net effects All NUM vulnerabilities result because of incomplete security checks being carried out when using particular programming techniques in web pages and would have the effect of allowing NUM website to access information in another domain including the user s local system This could enable the web site operator to read but not change any file on the user s local computer that could be viewed in a browser window In addition this could also enable an attacker to invoke an executable that was already present on the local system In addition the patch sets the NAME Bit on a legacy NAME NAME control which has been retired but which has a security vulnerability This has been done to ensure that the vulnerable control cannot be reintroduced onto users systems and ensures that users who already have the control on their system are protected This is discussed further in NAME Knowledge Base Article NUM The patch also makes a further refinement to cross domain verification check that was first introduced in NAME Explorer Service Pack NUM Mitigating Factors DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD With the exception of the Malformed NAME Image File Failure there are common mitigating factors across all of the vulnerabilities The attacker would have to host a web site that contained a web page used to exploit the particular vulnerability The attacker would have no way to force users to visit the site Instead the attacker would need to lure them there typically by getting them to click on a link that would take them to the attacker s site By default NAME NAME NUM and Outlook NUM open NAME mails in the Restricted Sites Zone In addition NAME NUM and NUM open NAME mails in the Restricted Sites Zone if the Outlook Email NAME NAME has been installed Customers who use any of these products would be at no risk from an email borne attack that attempted to exploit these vulnerabilities In addition to there are a number of individual mitigating factors NAME NAME Image File Failure NAME Explorer and other affected applications such as NAME Office and NAME Index Server could be successfully restarted after the failure NAME has not identified a method by which this buffer overrun can be used to execute code of the attacker s choice on the user s system This vulnerability is not present in NAME Explorer NUM Service Pack NUM NAME NAME Information Disclosure The vulnerability would not enable an attacker to read modify or execute any files on the local system NAME NAME NAME folder Name NAME An attacker could not use this vulnerability to read delete or modify any files on the user s local system other than information contained in the Temporary NAME NAME folder An attacker could only exploit this vulnerability by having a user visit a malicious web site and then follow a malformed link on this malicious web site to a second web site that the user trusted This vulnerability is not present in NAME Explorer NUM Service Pack NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Domain Verification via Cached Methods NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME with Frames The vulnerabilities would only allow an attacker to read files on the user s local system that can be rendered in a browser window such as image files NAME files and text files The vulnerabilities would not provide any way for an attacker to put a program of their choice onto another user s system An attacker would need to know the name and location of any file on the system to successfully invoke it The vulnerabilities could only be used to view or invoke local executables It could not be used to create delete or modify arbitrary or malicious files NAME NAME DDDDDDDDDDDD Important NAME Availability DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A patch is available to fix this vulnerability Please read the Security Bulletin at WEBSITE for information on obtaining this patch NAME DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NAME thanks NAME Digital Security for reporting the malformed NAME issue to us and working with us to protect customers THE INFORMATION PROVIDED IN THE NAME KNOWLEDGE BASE IS PROVIDED AS IS WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND NAME NAME ALL WARRANTIES EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED INCLUDING THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT CORPORATION OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING DIRECT INDIRECT INCIDENTAL CONSEQUENTIAL LOSS OF BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES EVEN IF NAME CORPORATION OR ITS SUPPLIERS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES SO THE FOREGOING LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NUM iQEVAwUBPdwpIZSRQxA UrAQHAwf VaLjSusiGzBeLWUrA KGAgECtGF BTZQzjzAOqKUSKcnpFcZlblTWjbhcIvqFAIMfCFSH iWJY NAME NAME NAME NAME GCGMvSogwPQsrlObGrWhI CHAR ApMSupLISDQwnBWNTflohlLWlCFIfVyMdKCXnjRiSvTgPpwDD DUK END NAME SIGNATURE NUM You have received this email bulletin because of your subscription to the NAME NAME NAME Notification Service For more information on this service please visit WEBSITE To verify the digital signature on this bulletin please download our NAME key at WEBSITE To unsubscribe from the NAME NAME NAME Service please visit the NAME NAME Center at WEBSITE If you do not wish to use NAME Passport you can unsubscribe from the NAME NAME NAME Service via email as described below Reply to this message with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the Subject line For securityrelated information about NAME products please visit the NAME NAME Advisor web site at WEBSITE NAME NAME financial crisis NAME mid May NUM The Financial Crisis At the end of NAME the country of NAME was caught up in a financial crisis It is unclear what exactly triggered it off but rumours of bank closures spread quickly and many people rushed to the banks to withdraw their savings The banks found themselves running out of cash and the government put a limit to the amount each individual or commercial company was allowed to withdraw This in turn made it very difficult for companies to pay their employees In addition all credit cards and cheque transactions have been suspended with only cash transactions being permitted As the crisis continues with no end in sight banks are now beginning to ask debtors to return the loans Many commercial companies which have relied on such loans now find themselves in an even more difficult situation a Pray for the government trying to solve the crisis b Pray that it would be solved in a way which helps all the people of the country c Pray for the big companies that they would be aware of their responsibilities towards their employees d Pray that foreign investors would not be shunned away because of the situation NAME mid May NUM The Financial Crisis At the end of NAME the country of NAME was caught up in a financial crisis It is unclear what exactly triggered it off but rumours of bank closures spread quickly and many people rushed to the banks to withdraw their savings The banks found themselves running out of cash and the government put a limit to the amount each individual or commercial company was allowed to withdraw This in turn made it very difficult for companies to pay their employees In addition all credit cards and cheque transactions have been suspended with only cash transactions being permitted As the crisis continues with no end in sight banks are now beginning to ask debtors to return the loans Many commercial companies which have relied on such loans now find themselves in an even more difficult situation Pray for the government trying to solve the crisis Pray that it would be solved in a way which helps all the people of the country Pray for the big companies that they would be aware of their responsibilities towards their employees Pray that foreign investors would not be shunned away because of the situation NAME NAME s book NAME NAME NAME wants his book back about NAME Sunday special He needs to CHAR ass it opnto someone else Is it upstairs or do you have it I will look later today but need to have tea bveofre returniong to NAME NAME to continue setting up compiters and sort out what was a ridicualous amount of wiring Love Dad NAME NAME NAME wants his book back about NAME Sunday special He needs to CHAR ass it opnto someone else Is it upstairs or do you have it I will look later today but need to have tea bveofre returniong to NAME NAME to continue setting up compiters and sort out what was a ridicualous amount of wiring Love Dad ministry of tea and coffee Hi NAME and NAME I hope this email finds you both well If you NUM are going to be in NAME on Sunday would you mind serving tea and coffee after the am service from the trolley by the balcony If you are unable to help out could you email to tell me NAME bless NAME Hi NAME and NAME I hope this email finds you both well If you NUM are going to be in NAME on Sunday would you mind serving tea and coffee after the am service from the trolley by the balcony If you are unable to help out could you email to tell me NAME bless NAME Re Ministry of NAME and NAME Hi NAME That is not a problem at all NAME had told me that she was getting confirmed as she was in my CHAR group last year NAME bless NAME Would you NUM be willing to person the tea and coffee trolley on Sunday morning at the am service If that would be great if not do not worry about it at all could you just let me know if you are not able to help out Hi NAME I would help but I m at NAME s on Sunday when NAME NAME and NAME NAME both NAME students ad both at NAME are being confirmed so I wo nt be at NAME to do the coffee trolley I ll quite happily do it on a subsequent Sunday if you want NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Ministry of NAME and NAME Dear NAME and NAME Would you NUM be willing to person the tea and coffee trolley on Sunday morning at the am service If that would be great if not do not worry about it at all could you just let me know if you are not able to help out NAME bless NAME Dear NAME and NAME Would you NUM be willing to person the tea and coffee trolley on Sunday morning at the am service If that would be great if not do not worry about it at all could you just let me know if you are not able to help out NAME bless NAME Re ministry of tea and coffee NAME NAME I shall be in NAME this Sunday and next Sunday So sorry that I wo nt be able to help out Have a good week All the best for your exam NAME Yours NAME Re ministry of tea and coffee Hey NAME Not a problem at all I shall recruit someone else to help NAME NAME bless NAME NAME NAME I shall be in NAME this Sunday and next Sunday So sorry that I wo nt be able to help out Have a good week All the best for your exam NAME Yours NAME minute for today s meeting hi guys I ve probably missed points in this minute NAME we did nt take notes But will do next time If there are points to add please tell me obviously I do nt want to spend all night on it though Also if there are things you d like to be added to the agenda to be discussed next time please also tell me I ll write a brief agenda as well and post it out prior to our meeting NAME the meeting with NAME NAME is not next week but the week after so are we still wanting to meet as soon as Saturday Thanks to NAME and NAME for the articles and raj for getting us the webspace NAME reading NAME miracles Hi NAME this is a useful outline on miracles Could you check for glaring errors heresies or gibberish and tell me before I send a copy to NAME Thanks NAME NAME NAME Re missing I have your scssors and pritt stick the box which had the picture of a heater on it was brought by me to the party I was nt aware that anything else needed to be done with it and CHAR assume it must still be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re missing On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful hmm I think the heater NUM was my fault CHAR took it down to the party it contained programmes for the performers and must have left it there sorry You could always try NAME field NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes now CHAR definately remember someone taking that away with them from the chapel after the concert NUM my scissors and prittstick last time I saw those it was at ht friday I think they could have been mistakenly thought of as belonging to ht NAME do you know NAME If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing The stapler and staples are with me NAME told me to keep them The heaterbox was taken to the party with programmes in it for the performers If neither you nor NAME took it with you afterwards it is probably irretrievably lost sorry The other box I think NAME or NAME threw away I was in the middle of telling them not to and then something else came up and I never got back to it NAME again Please pray for me I am ill again throwing up and tummy bug and have done no work since Saturday and missed lectures this morning love in NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing Will leave stapler at the porter s lodge with note in your p hole next time I m in town Am feeling much rested and better able to face life Thankyou for your prayers How s catching up on work et NAME Do share prayer points love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Just having temporary custody of them do nt know if you want to NAME CHAR them on to the team for next year s concert or sell it to NAME NAME NAME suggested this Anyway if you want the stapler to go anywher CHAR let me know I ve no use for it SMILEY Well they ll shortly become NAME property as they ve gone under the adm in budget we have an income in excess of pound NUM so hopefully should have CHAR nough money even to cover to additional photocopying so I ll pass them onto CHAR NAME along with other bits and pieces once I have them all If at some point you can let me have them so I can put them in my collection for NAME that d be helpful but there s no rush Hope you re feeling a bit better and will keep praying for you love NAME Thanks for your prayers NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry to hear that you re not well CHAR and others are praying for you NAME Get plenty of rest look after yourself do nt stress about work NAME is in control SMILEY The stapler and staples are with me NAME told me to keep them OK thanks Do you want them longer term or have you just taken temporary custody of them The heaterbox was taken to the party with programmes in it for the performers If neither you nor NAME took it with you afterwards CHAR CHAR is probably irretrievably lost sorry The other box I think NAME or NAME threw away I was in the middle of telling them not to and th en something else came up and I never got back to it NAME again Thanks for letting me know at least I know not to chase after them I m sure I ll be able to get hold of some more boxes before the end of term which will suffice Please pray for me I am ill again throwing up and tummy bug and CHAR ave done no work since Saturday and missed lectures this morning Hope you get better soon and will keep praying for you Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you Take care love NAME love in NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wr ote Has for NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing Just having temporary custody of them do nt know if you want to pass them on to the team for next year s concert or sell it to NAME NAME NAME suggested this Anyway if you want the stapler to go anywhere let me know I ve no use for it SMILEY Thanks for your prayers NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry to hear that you re not well CHAR and others are praying for you Get plenty of rest look after yourself do nt stress about work NAME is in control SMILEY The stapler and staples are with me NAME told me to keep them OK thanks Do you want them longer term or have you just taken temporary custody of them The heaterbox was taken to the party with programmes in it for the performers If neither you nor NAME took it with you afterwards it is probably irretrievably lost sorry The other box I think NAME or NAME threw away I was in the middle of telling them not to and then something else came up and I never got back to it NAME again Thanks for letting me know at least I know not to chase after them I m sure I ll be able to get hold of some more boxes before the end of term which will suffice Please pray for me I am ill again throwing up and tummy bug and have done no work since Saturday and missed lectures this morning Hope you get better soon and will keep praying for you Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you Take care love NAME love in NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Re missing Hi NAME I m afraid I have nt seen either of these the common room at NAME s field is open though if you have nt looked there Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Any chance of recovering the box below Cheers NAME Subject Re missing Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL I have your scssors and pritt stick the box which had the picture of a heater on it was brought by me to the party I was nt aware that anything else needed to be done with it and CHAR assume it must still be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Re missing With regard to the box mentioned below is NAME right that you disposed of this Would be helpful to know so I do nt keep trying to track it down The last I saw of the heater box was that NAME was carrying it to the party with NAME NAME whilst we carried the music parts back to your room NAME I did nt see the other box at all at any point NAME Cheers NAME Subject Re missing Date Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL The stapler and staples are with me NAME told me to keep them The heaterbox was taken to the party with programmes in it for the performers If neither you nor NAME took it with you afterwards it is probably irretrievably lost sorry The other box I think NAME or NAME threw away I was in the middle of telling them not to and then something else came up and I never got back to it NAME again Please pray for me I am ill again throwing up and tummy bug and have done no work since Saturday and missed lectures this morning love in NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Re missing I remember taking a box to NAME s room and I think that was it Sorry to be of no help Do you know how the post concert party went NAME With regard to the box mentioned below is NAME right that you disposed of this Would be helpful to know so I do nt keep trying to track it down Thanks love NAME Subject Re missing Date Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL The stapler and staples are with me NAME told me to keep them The heaterbox was taken to the party with programmes in it for the performers If neither you nor NAME took it with you afterwards it is probably irretrievably lost sorry The other box I think NAME or NAME threw away I was in the middle of telling them not to and then something else came up and I never got back to it NAME again Please pray for me I am ill again throwing up and tummy bug and have done no work since Saturday and missed lectures this morning love in NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hmm I think the heater NUM was my fault CHAR took it down to the party it contained programmes for the performers and must have left it there sorry You could always try NAME field NAME NAME told me about that I think that and the other box are irretrievably lost CHAR trip up to NAME methinks to get some more boxes oh dear I m really sorry about that NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes now CHAR definately remember someone taking that away with them from the chapel after the concert NAME s got it NAME NUM my scissors and prittstick last time I saw those it was at ht friday I think they could have been mistakenly thought of as belonging to ht NAME do you know NAME has them so I think that s everything glad you found these SMILEY NAME thanks love NAME NAME If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing Dear NAME You really should nt be running around NAME buying people flowers with all the work you have to do and busyness etc Do take care of yourself and do nt worry too much about thanking everyone we should nt be doing it in order to be thanked anyway Having said which thankyou so much It was so lovely to get home today and find flowers and your wonderful Godcentred card I thank NAME for the work he has done in the lives of people like you and NAME So many people out there do nt live according to the love of the cross and I was feeling this painfully last week The contrast was an encouragement to me and the way everyone was serving NAME during the concert helped me through a spiritual battle I was fighting The way you and NAME have run the concert has been an inspiration to me throughout Somebody should thankyou for your willing service and the kindness and love with which you treated your team As I said to NAME I do nt know who s job it is to do this but anyway I thank you on NAME s behalf as it were if that s not a dodgy theological position Talking business should get stapler to you tomorrow money spent on extra programme photocopying was pound NUM do you need a receipt praise NAME indeed for providing for us even when we mess up if you are writing me a cheque please make it to NAME NAME NAME NAME CHEW as for debrief praise meeting am generally free except evenings Tuesday and Wednesday Friday afternoon Thursday early afternoon and mornings Monday to Saturday How exciting that you were brave enough and were given the opportunity to have such conversations with your supervisors I could never do it I will certainly pray And I will be praying for you also in your work deadlines and for energy and organisation in general I live in awe of people who can sustain that level of activity I ve been sat about recovering from last week and praising NAME for the space to breathe I will also pray for NAME I know how horrible it is to be ill and get even more behind on work and feel lost and out of control As for me I have plenty of time and rest now but no motivation I just ca nt seem to get started working properly It s hard because I really do nt like my subject am now very behind and am aware that I ll be doing Philosophy next year Please pray that I will remember the cross and the glorious NAME whom I am serving and will recover the joy to keep fighting on with Maths NAME NAME that I got good marks on the NUM CATAM projects so now have NUM alphas Pray for my meeting with the NAME NAME on NAME and for a smooth process of pushing the official stuff through Last night I was up all night at NAME again And my covolunteer was the President of the NAME NAME NAME I had a slightly difficult conversation with him He says he just ca nt bring himself to believe that NAME was NAME He says he has many Christian friends Please pray for him Please also pray for NAME NAME my NAME acquaintance who has told me he is reading the bible NAME in fact Also I took a call from someone trying to decide whether or not to have sex with his girlfriend which was a really hard as I am not allowed to be directive or give an opinion under NAME rules Please pray that NAME will put Christians in his life He definitely felt within himself that it was wrong but was being confused by what other people were saying and the climate in college Sorry this list is so long Try to get plenty of rest when you can and worry about yourself as well as other people NAME if you crash you wo nt be able to serve NAME very well trust me I ve been there What a mighty and loving NAME we serve What a relief to be able to stand in his strength and trust that He is in control love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi I popped round this evening but you were out The flowers are from me a CHAR CHAR thank you for your support encouragement you ve given me through the concert proceedings and for the kindness generosity and concern that you showed to me Thank you The other item should be fairly selfexplanato ry Glad to hear that you re feeling a bit better well rested and more posit ive Do make sure you get plenty of rest until you re completely better and do nt try to push yourself NAME is in control and that goes for your maths to CHAR NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM etc I could do with knowing from you how much money you ve spent on the conce rt both for publicity stationary etc and programmes pound NUM We ve got enough money in the income as far as I can see to pay for all of this pr aise NAME for this so let me know and we can reimburse you As for the stapl NAME there s no rush so get it to me in your own time Might be easiest to CHAR ive it to an NAME at StAG on Sunday As for me I m fine though as to be expected very busy I guess prayer for help to fit everything in that I need to group project deadline far too close for comfort that I would nt overly stress with it all and for relations with the rest of my group would be good I also had some interesting conversations with one of my supervisors at comp sci formal hall yesterday so please do pray for them both ex Christians As fo CHAR NAME she has nt been particularly well either though we ve been prayi ng for her too and she s getting better Obviously it s hardly helped her CHAR ork situation though So if you could pray for her I m sure she d really appreciate that Is there anything else I can be praying for for you Take care and look after yourself love NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Will leave stapler at the porter s lodge with note in your p hole next time I m in town Am feeling much rested and better able to face life Thankyou for your prayers How s catching up on work et NAME Do share prayer points love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Just having temporary custody of them do nt know if you want to pass them on to the team for next year s concert or sell it to NAME CHAR NAME NAME suggested this Anyway if you want the stapler to CHAR CHAR anywhere let me know I ve no use for it SMILEY Well they ll shortly become NAME property as they ve gone under the admin budget we have an income in excess of pound NUM so hopefully sho uld have enough money even to cover to additional photocopying so I ll pass them onto NAME along with other bits and pieces once I have them all E If at some point you can let me have them so I can put them in my collection for NAME that d be helpful but there s no rush Hope you re feeling a bit better and will keep praying for you love NAME Thanks for your prayers NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL CHAR rote CHAR E CHAR not hem end nd CHAR now wrote to NAME a em ach ther NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re missing So sorry about the stapler I really did mean to get that too you then kept getting sidetracked Okay so will get it to you VERY soon Sorry again Will pray for NAME who looked exhausted at intbrek this morning love in NAME NAME On NAME NUM Mar NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you re well and that work is nt getting you down Sorry I did nt re ply to this earlier I meant to and do nt really have a good excuse for not doing so You really should nt be running around NAME buying people flowers with all the work you have to do and busyness etc contrarily I wanted to thank you and everyone else personally and would nt have been happy otherwise since I feel a personal debt of grati tude to you all as well as wanting to thank you on behalf of NAME In particular the flowers were very much from me rather than NAME because you were a really great support to me through the whole concert thing and I really appreciate that Without you and NAME there giving me personall CHAR encouragement and support I d not have been able to cope with this term You were a great source of blessing to me do nt worry too much about thanking everyone we should nt be doing it in order to be thanked anyway no and it would be a bit silly to take on jobs in NAME for any side benefits you may gain but it s nice to thank and be thanked anyway Having said which thankyou so much It was so lovely to get home toda CHAR and find flowers and your wonderful Godcentred card I thank NAME for CHAR he work he has done in the lives of people like you and NAME So many people out there do nt live according to the love of the cross and CHAR CHAR as feeling this painfully last week The contrast was an encouragement to me and the way everyone was serving NAME during the concert helped me throu gh a spiritual battle I was fighting Hey I m glad I could be of some kind of encouragement Your enthusiasm and faith were equally an encouragement to many on the team NAME has taught me a lot through these concerts and one of the things has been to point me to Him working in others and to encourage and teach me through that which has be en a great source of blessing to me The way you and NAME have run the concert has been an inspiration to me throughout Somebody should thankyou for your willing service and the kindness and love with which you treated CHAR our team As I said to NAME I do nt know who s job it is to do this but anyway I thank you on NAME s behalf as it were if that s not a dodgy theological position I m not sure about from a theological position how this stands and I woul I have to spend a lot of time thinking it through if I were to make up my CHAR NAME on that but thanks anyway SMILEY It has actually been a source of great blessing to do these concerts and NAME has used them to teach me and enabl CHAR me to grow which has been great We have a good NAME Talking business should get stapler to you tomorrow sometime reasonably soon would be nice SMILEY If you re going to lecture CHAR you could give it to NAME to get to me money spent on extra programme photocopying was pound NUM do you need a receipt praise NAME indeed for providing for us even when we mess up CHAR CHAR you are writing me a cheque please make it to NAME NAME NAME NAME CHEW absolutely is nt NAME fantastic I ve passed on the details to NAME CHAR ho should be sorting that out what about other expenses such as stationary as for debrief praise meeting am generally free except evenings Tuesday and Wednesday Friday afternoon Thursday early afternoon and mornings Monday to Saturday see my other email we ve gone out of lecture time so I m hoping the specified time there will be OK Many thanks for all the prayer points glad to hear that you got those NAME Things are generally going very well for me but please do conti nue to pray for NAME who is really snowed under with work very tired and really feeling the pressure of end of term combined with being rather beh NAME Thanks Take care love NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME You really should nt be running around NAME buying people flowers with all the work you have to do and busyness etc Do take care of yourself and do nt worry too much about thanking everyone we should nt be doing it in order to be thanked anyway Having said which thankyou so much It was so lovely to get home toda CHAR and find flowers and your wonderful Godcentred card I thank NAME for CHAR he work he has done in the lives of people like you and NAME So many people out there do nt live according to the love of the cross and CHAR CHAR as feeling this painfully last week The contrast was an encouragement to me and the way everyone was serving NAME during the concert helped me throu gh a spiritual battle I was fighting The way you and NAME have run the concert has been an inspiration to me throughout Somebody should thankyou for your willing service and the kindness and love with which you treated CHAR our team As I said to NAME I do nt know who s job it is to do this but anyway I thank you on NAME s behalf as it were if that s not a dodgy theological position Talking business should get stapler to you tomorrow money spent on extra programme photocopying was pound NUM do you need a receipt praise NAME indeed for providing for us even when we mess up CHAR CHAR you are writing me a cheque please make it to NAME NAME NAME NAME CHEW as for debrief praise meeting am generally free except evenings Tuesday and Wednesday Friday afternoon Thursday early afternoon and mornings Monday to Saturday How exciting that you were brave enough and were given the opportunity to have such conversations with your supervisors I could never do it I will certainly pray And I will be praying for you also in your work deadlines and for energy and organisation in general I live in awe of people who can sustain that level of activity I ve been sat about recovering from last week and praising NAME for the space to breathe I will also pray for NAME I know how horrible it is to be ill and CHAR et even more behind on work and feel lost and out of control As for me I have plenty of time and rest now but no motivation I just ca nt seem to get started working properly It s hard because I really do nt like my subject am now very behind and am aware that I ll be NAME ng Philosophy next year Please pray that I will remember the cross and th CHAR glorious NAME whom I am serving and will recover the joy to keep fighti ng on with Maths NAME NAME that I got good marks on the NUM CATAM projec ts so now have NUM alphas Pray for my meeting with the NAME NAME on NAME and for a smooth process of pushing the official stuff through Last night I was up all night at NAME again And my covolunteer CHAR as the President of the NAME NAME NAME I had a slightly difficult conversation with him He says he just ca nt bring himself CHAR CHAR believe that NAME was NAME He says he has many Christian friends Plea se pray for him Please also pray for NAME NAME my NAME acquaintance who has told me he is reading the bible NAME in fact Also I too CHAR a call from someone trying to decide whether or not to have sex with his girlfriend which was a really hard as I am not allowed to be directive or give an opinion under NAME rules Please pray that NAME will put Christians in his life He definitely felt within himself that it was wrong but was being confused by what other people were saying and the climate in college Sorry this list is so long Try to get plenty of rest when you can and worry about yourself as well as other people NAME if you crash you wo nt be able to serve NAME very well trust me I ve been there What a mighty and loving NAME we serve What a relief to be able to sta nd in his strength and trust that He is in control love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi I popped round this evening but you were out The flowers are from me as a thank you for your support encouragement you ve given me throu gh the concert proceedings and for the kindness generosity and concern that you showed to me Thank you The other item should be fairly selfexplanatory Glad to hear that you re feeling a bit better well rested and more positive Do make sure you get plenty of rest until you re completely better and do nt try to push yourself NAME is in control and that CHAR oes for your maths too NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM etc I could do with knowing from you how much money you ve spent on the concert both for publicity stationary etc and programmes pound NUM NUM We ve got enough money in the income as far as I can see to pay for a ll of this praise NAME for this so let me know and we can reimburse NAME CHAR As for the stapler there s no rush so get it to me in your own time NAME Might be easiest to give it to an NAME at StAG on Sunday As for me I m fine though as to be expected very busy I guess pra yer for help to fit everything in that I need to group project deadline far too close for comfort that I would nt overly stress with it all and for relations with the rest of my group would be good I also had some interesting conversations with one of my supervisors at comp sci fo rmal hall yesterday so please do pray for them both ex Christians CHAR CHAR for NAME she has nt been particularly well either though we ve be en praying for her too and she s getting better Obviously it s hardly helped her work situation though So if you could pray for her I m sure she d really appreciate that Is there anything else I can be praying for for you Take care and look after yourself love NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Will leave stapler at the porter s lodge with note in your p hole CHAR ext time I m in town Am feeling much rested and better able to face life Thankyou for your prayers How s catching up on work et NAME Do share prayer points love NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote CHAR to the CHAR I put CHAR CHAR wrote for aken the her of ver NAME CHAR s me wrote ned a NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Fwd Re missing money owed by NAME fantastic making a note as CHAR write On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote here it is again SMILEY also pound NUM for extra programmes to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHEW for the cheque if you do nt have the receipt ask her for it have also asked NAME for speaker s travel expenses you ll need to ask NAME for a receipt for flowers she may not have a receipt since I think they came from the market but she will be the next NAME treasurer so I do nt think this should be a big problem leave it too long and you ll be asking her for a cheque for herself let me know if you need anything else or if I can do anything to help love NAME Subject Re missing Date Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL OK thanks for letting me know Onto financial matters NAME spent for repayment Speaker book token pound NUM NAME NAME NAME admin pound NUM NAME I have receipt Wine gifts cond male soloists pound NUM NAME I have receipt Flowers NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NAME s costs for which he has receipts Printing Costs NUM Acetates NUM Stationary Stamps NUM Photographic NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM TOTAL NUM Waiting to hear about chamber organ party from NAME Depending on what s left over My admin off the top of my head Printing costs pound NUM Card for tickets pound NUM Steward badges pound NUM Ribbon for wine p Total pound NUM Thanks love NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I have your scssors and pritt stick the box which had the picture of a heater on it was brought by me to the party I was nt aware that anything else needed to be done with it and CHAR assume it must still be there NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Following yesterday s concert does anyone know what happened to NUM NUM boxes used for programmes a box which originally housed a small heater and another which originally was for a music system Has anyone seen either I use them at the start and end of each term for transporting things to and from college they re rather useful sizes so having them back would be really helpful NUM the longarmed stapler used for the programmes NUM my scissors and prittstick If anybody else has mislaid anything let me know Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM missing parts NAME any luck with the missing parts What shall we do if they re still not there by tomorrow morning NAME and I are taking the boxes back tomorrow at am Do you have another box as there was only NUM but they arrived in NUM Please let me know if any parts arrive Thanks NAME NAME any luck with the missing parts What shall we do if they re still not there by tomorrow morning NAME and I are taking the boxes back tomorrow at am Do you have another box as there was only NUM but they arrived in NUM Please let me know if any parts arrive Thanks NAME mobile phone number Dear all I hope you have had a good summer holiday This is just to let you know my new mobile phone number which is NUM NAME to see you soon NAME Monday s prom Dear NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and other people who may or may not be coming apologies for inbox clutter if you re not NAME here s the plan for Monday The prom starts at NUM but we need to queue to get tickets as you ca nt book them in advance I ve been recommended to get there between NUM and NUM hours early so I reckon we should aim to arrive soon after NUM if possible I had suggested going to NAME or something for tea but NAME tells me that there is nt one near the NAME she had that idea when she went to a prom and the food side of it all went wrong so I suggest we bring a packed tea and eat it in the queue Should be ok if it s not raining hmm Of course if you do nt fancy sandwiches that have been in your bag all day and do nt mind paying NAME prices I m sure we can buy you a sandwhich from somewhere during the day Those coming just for the prom NAME and NAME as far as I know you have to buy your ticket in person so we ca nt get one for you but the tickets do nt go on sale until NAME Therefore I suggest you join us in the queue as soon as is practical we wo nt have moved anywhere before NUM anyway I REALLY hope it s not raining We ll be queueing outside door NUM I think that s for arena rather than gallery tickets I reckon it ll be more fun in the arena though you might get a better view from the gallery Any thoughts As for what to do during the day here s my plan but if you have a better one let me know NAME modern sounds good so we could meet there at about NUM if that s ok It s across the river from NAME tube station I do nt really know if that means getting up at an unreasonable time in the morning for anyone if so then we can rearrange After that we could get cooked lunch somewhere seeing as we ll be having packed tea maybe a pizza Once again I do nt know my way NAME NAME at all so it will probably be a case of seeing what we pass at lunch time ish The NAME Hall itself is fairly near the science museum the natural history museum and the NAME So we could easily visit one of those in the afternoon we can decide which on the day NAME people shall we coordinate transport I think it s back to the coach vs train dilemma train is faster and better for underground coach is cheaper How are NAME and NAME planning on getting there in the evening NAME I ll phone you talk on sunday NAME that s all I can think of at the NAME My phone no is NUM NUM in case you get lost or in case I get lost See you on monday I m very excited love NAME xx money balance of pound NUM transferred to cover room rent Love Mum amp Dad money Dear NAME I have now realised we did nt sort out money before you went back I think room was pound NUM but ca nt remember what fees are due this time Let me know and I will either send you a cheque or I could probably just transfer it to your account the number I have on NAME NUM NUM is presumably the right one Mum Dear NAME I have now realised we did nt sort out money before 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and one from NAME NUM representatives elected by officers in the department and NUM junior members elected by the student body The Head of Teaching and the Secretary of the School of Technology attend as nonvoting observers the Departmental Secretary is coopted annually and acts as Secretary to the committee and the Deputy NAME is coopted unless he or she is a member in another category The Chairman of the Computer Science Syndicate and the IT NAME the NAME Service are historically the same the office is currently held by NAME NAME the Head of Department at the NAME Laboratory ORG receives the Minutes of the Staff Student Committee and the Teaching Committee and itself reports to the General Board of the University ORG Minutes are sent to the Secretary General of the Faculties the members and to Officers in the ORG Copies are filed in the Departmental Secretary s office currently Room NAME NAME NAME Building The junior members NUM Tripos student and NUM research student attend the first part of each meeting during which unreserved business is discussed that s the bulk of the business and includes things like the NAME s annual report accreditation matters examiners reports teaching matters related to the Tripos and diploma courses the use of calculators in exams new proposals for courses etc Reserved business covers matters referring to named members of staff eg promotions and leave of absence and such things as the appointment of Examiners and the Form and Conduct of examinations The Chairman may ask for the junior members views on any of the unreserved items or they can address the meeting through the Chair if they have anything they want to volunteer If a junior member has a particular concern that they think should be discussed by the Syndicate then they are welcome to talk it over with me first the matter can then either be included on a Syndicate agenda or referred to another person or body Syndicate meetings are fairly formal and reasonable dress is required The timetable for meetings is set a year in advanced and published in Reporter and the University Diary There are usually NUM dates in each academical year but routinely NUM or NUM meetings will be cancelled because of lack of business Meetings are held in the Syndicate Room FW in the NAME NAME Building at NUM on Thursdays There is nothing to stop someone being on both the Syndicate and the staff student cttee The jobs do nt overlap much because the latter deals with ongoing day to day questions suggestions and complaints how lecture notes are distributed such and such an exam question was too difficult whereas the Syndicate is another step up So if the SSCOMS raised a serious problem that needed higher level discussion then the matter could be put to the Syndicate NAME that helps NAME NAME Departmental Secretary and Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate Notice of an Election Notice of an Election of Student NAME of Faculty Boards NAME Science Syndicate The following nominations have been received Undergraduate students NAME NAME Part NAME NAME College NAME NAME Part NAME NAME College Graduate students NAME NAME NAME NAME College The position of graduate representative being uncontested NAME NAME is duely elected to serve on the Computer Science Syndicate for NUM year from NUM January NUM There will be an election for the undergraduate representative the candidates being in alphabetical order AKHUND NAME NAME NAME NAME will take place on Tuesday NUM December NUM at NAME Administration Reception between NUM NUM and NUM NUM Ballot papers will be provided and the names of the voters checked against an electoral roll provided by the NAME Schools The electoral roll will be displayed on the noticeboard outside NAME Administration Regulations make provision for amendment of the electoral roll by the Registrary on my recommendation as Returning Officer at any time before the time fixed for the start of voting The results of the election will be published on Wednesday NUM December NUM by electronic mail and on the Student Administration noticeboard NAME NAME Secretary Computer Science Syndicate NUM November NUM Notice of an Election Notice of the election of NUM Junior NAME NUM undergraduate and NUM graduate to the Computer Science Syndicate The procedure for the election shall be that prescribed in the Single NAME NAME Regulations except that the duties of the NAME under those regulations shall be performed by the returning officer NAME CHAR CHAR NAME He has deputed the performance of the duties of the returning officer which do not involve the exercise of a discretion to me as Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate Nominations must be submitted to me IN WRITING and must be signed by the persons proposing and seconding the nomination and shall be accompanied by a statement signed by the person nominated that CHAR he consents to her his nomination The final date for receipt of nominations will be NUM on Tuesday NUM November NUM Nominations will be published by email and the list displayed on the notice board outside the Student Administration Office in the NAME NAME Building NAME will take place on Tuesday NUM December NUM at NAME Administration reception in the NAME NAME Building between NUM NUM and NUM NUM An electoral roll of all the persons who are eligible to vote and stand as candidates in the election is provided by the NAME Schools and is displayed on the notice board outside the Student Administration Office Please ask NAME or me if you are in any doubt about your standing or that of a proposed candidate The nomination of any candidate whose name or the name of the proposer or seconder is not included in the roll or in the roll as amended by the Registrary shall be declared to be invalid This Notice will be displayed on the notice board outside the Student Admininstration Office NAME NAME Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate NUM November NUM Notice of NAME EXTRAORDINARY GENERAL MEETING An Extraordinary General NAME of NAME University Musical Society will be held in the NAME Hall of the University Music School at NUM pm on Tuesday NUM January NUM The principal business of the NAME will be to vote on a new Constitution for the Society to replace the existing one which has been in place since NUM Copies of the existing Constitution and of the proposed new Constitution together with a summary of the principal changes will be displayed on the Society s notice board from NUM January NUM individual members may also obtain copies by applying to the Treasurer Prof NAME NAME at NAME NAME s College If the new NAME is approved the NAME will also include elections to the Executive Offices of the Society Secretary Treasurer Publicity Secretary NAME Instrument Manager and NAME under the terms of the new NAME It is expected that the existing holders of these posts will be nominated by the Committee but members are entitled to nominate other candidates if they wish Such nominations bearing the signatures of a proposer and seconder and of the nominee signifying his or her willingness to stand must be received by the Chairman Dr NAME NAME at NAME College not less than NUM hours before the start of the NAME The proposed new Constitution has been drafted by a SubCommittee consisting of NAME NAME convener NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME It was considered by the full Committee at its meetings on NUM October and NUM November NUM after amendment in the light of discussion at those meetings it is now unanimously recommended by the Committee for approval by the Society Since detailed comparison of the old and new constitutions is a difficult and timeconsuming process this document has been produced to summarize the principal changes which are proposed The most important change relates to the Society s Officers other than the Conductors Under the existing Constitution all such Officers are officially subject to annual election by a ballot of all members in the second half of the NAME NAME In practice this rule seems unworkable and it has certainly not been enforced within the last NUM years Under the new proposals the Officers will be elected for fiveyear terms by a General NAME normally the Annual General NAME in November This provides a reasonable length of tenure whilst still giving the Society a genuine opportunity to consider at regular intervals whether its Officers are doing a good job The Conductor is already on a system of fiveyearly appointments and the Assistant Conductors are appointed for NUM year at a time we do not propose any changes in these arrangements The status of the President and VicePresidents has been changed Under the existing Constitution they are Officers of the Society and full members of the Committee the President is officially supposed to take the chair at General Meetings though in fact the present one has never done so Under the new proposals they remain Officers but are not automatically members of the Committee though they may be coopted to it if appropriate the Chairman takes over the responsibilities of the President with respect to General Meetings although the President may still chair such meetings if he chooses to do so In effect the status of the VicePresidents becomes akin to that of Honorary NAME so we propose to abolish the separate category of Honorary NAME of whom there are currently none and to increase the maximum permitted number of VicePresidents in compensation for this The rules on membership have been changed to take account of the new subscription arrangements which were approved by the Committee last year by officially recognizing the separate categories of NAME Contributing and Hiring NAME The proposals update the Constitution in several ways to take account of developments that have occurred since the present Constitution was adopted in NUM For example the existing Constitution makes no reference to the Wind Orchestra since it did not exist in NUM we have inserted references to it where appropriate Similarly we have added a new rule defining the Student SubCommittees which have come into being since NUM and we have amended the Committee s membership by deleting the separate Orchestra Secretary and Chorus Secretary posts which no longer exist and adding the Webmaster and the official representative of the Faculty Board of Music Re Numerical Analysis CHAR CHAR If you have nt already booked a slot groups NUM and NUM or to remind yourself what time you ve already got booked please have a look at WEBSITE See you on Thursday NAME Observations on the new NAME startup dialog Hi I ve looked the very promising screenshots of NAME work WEBSITE very nice Some observations and a proposition for an alternative widget For the second pane It looks to me that embedding the Kfiledialog is a bit too much It would be very nice to be able to toggle between the preview and the informations about the file something generally much more useful for a wordprocessor than a preview even if it has less eyecandy A search button to be able to launch an embed NAME would be great For the third pane the last opened filed should be shown in a list view with the full path so you can tell the difference between the document on your hard disk and the bacup on a floppy and the date More generally the OK Quit buttons are not very clear It is not a normal Quit button meaning quit this dialog here it is exiting NAME so it should be labeled differently something like Quit NAME with the same icon than Quit in the file menu At the bottom of the dialog there should be a dynamic line explaining the action for the first pane like Create a new document with template NAME OK Quit NAME Something I find very counterintuitive in the KFiledialog is that clicking on the location arrow you get the last opened documents I really do nt see the logic of it It is very confusing An other proposition I m not a developper but I had a different idea for the the startup dialog NAME more elegant which is extending KFileDialog so you can put icons on the left column not only linked to locations but to actions For example you would get a left column in the startup dialog like that NAME document NAME from template Last documents Search documents NAME My documents NAME NAME Clicking on the first icon would just open NAME with an empty document in the standard template for people who want to quickly take notes without thinking about choosing now a template Clicking on the second icon would launch your first pane Clicking on the third icon would launch your third pane I think the elegance of my solution is that it is extensible and that the user can customize it For example when we will have search folders in NAME I hope in the near future The user could add a new icon in the column eg letters from last week presenting a list of all the kword files with the letter template in the home directory and subdirectory sorted by date Something that would be great for a secretary Maybe my solution is technically much more complicate to code than yours but it would be a much nicer and powerful NAME I believe Cheers NAME NAME crossposting to kdeusability EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Sunday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi I ve looked the very promising screenshots of NAME work WEBSITE very nice I d like to hear the reasoning on what the advantage is to the current dialog this one shows all the same functions only on different NAME Seems that this is the opposite from what you want Take a look at how the background image of NAME can be configured It formerly was all NAME now everything is in NUM dialog Some observations and a proposition for an alternative widget For the second pane It looks to me that embedding the Kfiledialog is a bit too much It would be very nice to be able to toggle between the preview and the informations about the file something generally much more useful for a wordprocessor than a preview even if it has less eyecandy A search button to be able to launch an embed NAME would be great NAME uses a document based approuch which means that file navigation is placed in konqueror and not in the application To put a NAME in the open dialog is not appropriate NAME For the third pane the last opened filed should be shown in a list view with the full path so you can tell the difference between the document on your hard disk and the bacup on a floppy and the date I good popup could fix that More generally the OK Quit buttons are not very clear It is not a normal Quit button meaning quit this dialog here it is exiting NAME so it should be labeled differently something like Quit NAME with the same icon than Quit in the file menu What do you base this on When I close a document in NAME I get this dialog closing the dialog certainly does not quit NAME Something I find very counterintuitive in the KFiledialog is that clicking on the location arrow you get the last opened documents I really do nt see the logic of it It is very confusing I do nt understand The default open dialog has a editable combo for directories and for files Which one do you mean Its all very logical to me An other proposition I m not a developper but I had a different idea for the the startup dialog NAME more elegant which is extending KFileDialog so you can put icons on the left column not only linked to locations but to actions For example you would get a left column in the startup dialog like that NAME document NAME from template Last documents Search documents NAME My documents NAME NAME Trying this mixes NUM concepts that should be left apart You mix the opening and the creation of a new docuement in NUM dialog that is suppost to be only about filesystem navigation ie files I do nt like it Clicking on the first icon would just open NAME with an empty document in the standard template for people who want to quickly take notes without thinking about choosing now a template Clicking on the second icon would launch your first pane Clicking on the third icon would launch your third pane I think the elegance of my solution is that it is extensible and that the user can customize it For example when we will have search folders in NAME I hope in the near future The user could add a new icon in the column eg letters from last week presenting a list of all the kword files with the letter template in the home directory and subdirectory sorted by date Something that would be great for a secretary This is for just opening files and looks like a nice solution But not with the new part in the file dialog as well NAME crossposting to kdeusability Just as a closing statement on what the original dialog was created for but until today not yet implemented is that the dialog can be a wizard to automatically fill those templates For example you could select a fax template in NAME and get a page that asks you for extra info to fill the template For this reason alone the choice of different NAME as a toplevel choice seems wrong NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Sunday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On Sunday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi I ve looked the very promising screenshots of NAME work WEBSITE very nice I d like to hear the reasoning on what the advantage is to the current dialog this one shows all the same functions only on different NAME the major problem with the old NAME dialog s layout NAME is that it mixes a set of radio buttons with a set of selections icon view kfd via a push button a combobox or nothing in the case of NAME if one can get rid of the modality altogether great then you can put everything in NUM dialog assuming the required space exists and it all make sense but if you ca nt get rid of the modality then you should make it clear what that modality is the radio buttons do nt accomplish this given the way the NAME dialog works NAME widgets are nt inherently evil but they need to be used where appropriate NUM thing I d suggest for this new dialog layout is a top level item in the NAME NAME NAME for NAME NAME that is going to be the common case and should therefore be easy to find and accesable in a minimum of clicks CHAR also wonder about the naming of the NAME NAME NAME Existing Documents Recent Documents the OK button should probably say Open as well and again I wonder if this dialog could nt be embedded into the application s empty main window CHAR took a look at doing this and it seems to be a bit tricky to accomplish Seems that this is the opposite from what you want Take a look at how the background image of NAME can be configured It formerly was all NAME now everything is in NUM dialog this is because we were able to limit the modality of that interface Some observations and a proposition for an alternative widget For the second pane It looks to me that embedding the Kfiledialog is a bit too much at least with all the part of the file dialog turned on in a short dialog with a beefy font A search button to be able to launch an embed NAME would be great NAME uses a document based approuch which means that file navigation is placed in konqueror and not in the application hm then what is NAME if it is nt file navigation every application that supports files provides file navigation via the open save file dialogs To put a NAME in the open dialog is not appropriate NAME it s a large number of widgets that s certain the screenshot shows a very short window though if it was taller things are far less squished For the third pane the last opened filed should be shown in a list view with the full path so you can tell the difference between the document on your hard disk and the bacup on a floppy and the date I good popup could fix that if it could be harmonized with the NAME NAME NAME that might be even better by which CHAR mean a list view as NAME mentioned and a preview area the more similar the different NAME look the better I m not a developper but I had a different idea for the the startup dialog NAME more elegant which is extending KFileDialog so you can put Trying this mixes NUM concepts that should be left apart You mix the opening and the creation of a new docuement in NUM dialog that is suppost to be only about filesystem navigation ie files I do nt like it agreed NAME crossposting to kdeusability Just as a closing statement on what the original dialog was created for but until today not yet implemented is that the dialog can be a wizard to automatically fill those templates For example you could select a fax template in NAME and get a page that asks you for extra info to fill the template For this reason alone the choice of different NAME as a toplevel choice seems wrong I d suggest that the wizard when and if it arrives be either a new window that pops up when the user hits NAME or reuses the same window and simply replaces the NAME widgets altogether penalizing the usability of the dialog for an as unyet written feature that can be accomodated in other ways seems suboptimal to me NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR JUhrXSdOHvSwdcoTGOXk vKz END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Mon May NUM NUM at NUM NUM AM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote On Sunday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On Sunday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi I ve looked the very promising screenshots of NAME work WEBSITE very nice I d like to hear the reasoning on what the advantage is to the current dialog this one shows all the same functions only on different NAME the major problem with the old NAME dialog s layout NAME is that it mixes a set of radio buttons with a set of selections icon view kfd via a push button a combobox or nothing in the case of NAME NAME I understand And I agree this makes it loose its usability Your point to the modality of the dialog makes me realize a problem that I believe will only get worse with the proposed solution The way NAME are used in all applications is that they provide different views to the same data One ok on the dialog means you ok all the changes on all the NAME The conclusion is that the proper place for the open close buttons is to replicate them on each NAME so a different button is pressed for a different action NAME this is just a bandaid and does not really solve the problem The problem of this dialog is that we want the user to select using a hierarchy of choices The top level choices being the file recent template NUM Each top level choice leads to a very different path for the rest of the choices The most obvious solution would be a wizard but I do nt see that as being an improvement SMILEY if one can get rid of the modality altogether great then you can put everything in NUM dialog assuming the required space exists and it all make sense but if you ca nt get rid of the modality then you should make it clear what that modality is the radio buttons do nt accomplish this given the way the NAME dialog works NAME widgets are nt inherently evil but they need to be used where appropriate This is not an appropriate place A search button to be able to launch an embed NAME would be great NAME uses a document based approuch which means that file navigation is placed in konqueror and not in the application hm then what is NAME if it is nt file navigation every application that supports files provides file navigation via the open save file dialogs This is what every user expects but searching is not No need to stretch the allready blurred line of how and where you navigate or create your documents The user needs this distinction to protect him from doing damage in the other side As this is searching allready blurred line might favor the idea and when Advanced Attributes and or database searching is implemented I am all for this But for now the concept seems wrong to me Its just NUM step away from why ca nt I delete my files using the KFD questions To put a NAME in the open dialog is not appropriate NAME it s a large number of widgets that s certain NAME wrong with opening a new dialog with this If only because it will open in my lastopened size Other small things might be that if I open a file from a remote server and then go to the create open dialog again the nd NAME will try to fetch a dir listing of that remote server again No need to do all that The file dialog is there for a reason Please stick to that As to the real solution for a good dialog I do nt have a ready made answer But I do know that it needs a toplevel choice to start walking down the different paths of selection a way to see the lastselectedvalue when opening the dialog so I can just press open a second level selection for the different templates So you can choose things like stationary and fax from different folders as CHAR NAME feedback on the selected choice other then the toosmall radiobutton NAME the hyperbolic tree comes to mind here SMILEY Removing the empty and forcing the user to select a template seems like a good choice to me Then the fact that the choose and the open are both closing the dialog suggests they should be placed on the same level Ie next to each other Last the user might appreciate feedback on his selection page size and comments come to mind here the tooltip idea NUM mentioned before NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote This is what every user expects but searching is not No need to stretch the allready blurred line of how and where you navigate or create your documents NAME though you were refering to NAME not kfind yes kfind does not belong here at least not in its current state Its just NUM step away from why ca nt I delete my files using the KFD questions heh you can delete your files using NAME SMILEY huzzah NAME the hyperbolic tree comes to mind here SMILEY Then the fact that the choose and the open are both closing the dialog suggests they should be placed on the same level Ie next to each other I think the wording is too similar to be next to each other I d wager that many users would not know which one to click this means better physical seperation better wording or both see attached files Last the user might appreciate feedback on his selection page size and comments come to mind here the tooltip idea NUM mentioned before agreed NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far CHAR like the direction a lot below are NAME to a NAME file so we can play a bit easier SMILEY and a snapshot that plays on your idea I m aware of the missalignment of the items in the Categories list that s to circumvent the default sorting you get when previewing in designer WEBSITE in the third pane we could place any additional information desired a preview along with kfilemetainfo for a recent document for instance this makes it a lot like MacOS CHAR s file NAME and that s a good thing this still leaves the issue of openning an existing file I can see think of NUM decent solutions which probalby means there are at least NUM SMILEY CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the NUM panes are replaced by an embedded NAME CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the current dialog disappears and is replaced with a stand alone NAME this would leave us with the quandry of what to do if the user presses Cancel in the NAME probably just treat it as if they pressed NAME in the koffice open dialog but another possibility is to go back to the koffice dialog first and just to be a broken record this should be embedded right IN the kword kspread kpresenter etc window and NOT a standalone modal dialog On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote The way NAME are used in all applications is that they provide different views to the same data Certainly not Do all my konqueror NAME show the same data Do all my kspread sheets NUM per NAME show the same data exactly NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far This would still open a modal dialog the file dialog above the template chooser dialog modal too is nt that considered bad practice yes it s much worse than a modal dialog on a main window NUM levels of modality should be avoided at all costs NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME iDDBQEuHrcusafxMRAjUFAJncdjGlHsXSCWOAROAUeCQCgjXPg ok gmTVUToJUseJhhdvM SOu END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog Le Mardi NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME a Ecrit WEBSITE Why should I get the choice between A Legal Letter size of paper In rance you ca nt buy in a shop Legal size paper only NAME and I guess in CHAR orth NAME it is the opposite You should be able to change the size of the paper in a Option dialog you do it once in a while or with a wizard but CHAR ot in a startup dialog where if you fumble and press by mistake the wrong size you ll finish with strange problems when you start printing CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the current dialog disappears and is replaced with a stand alone NAME this would leave us wi th the quandry of what to do if the user presses Cancel in the NAME probably just treat it as if they pressed NAME in the koffice open dialog but another possibility is to go back to the koffice dialog first I think it is the best solution The user will understand than pressing the Open existing file is the same action than doing FileOpen The same action should bring the same widget Cheers NAME NUM EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Le Mardi NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME a Ecrit WEBSITE Why should I get the choice between A Legal Letter size of paper In NAME you ca nt buy in a shop Legal size paper only NAME and I guess in NAME NAME it is the opposite You should be able to change the size of the paper in a Option dialog you do it once in a while or with a wizard but not in a startup dialog where if you fumble and press by mistake the wrong size you ll finish with strange problems when you start printing I can think of a couple of counter points each category should remember the last selected item so you should nt have to fumble more than once alternatively we could offer paper size as an option in the third panel CHAR ut this would be an annoyance for most and simply removing the size picking makes it unclear for first timers and annoying for travellers shrug CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the current dialog disappears and is replaced with a stand alone NAME this would leave us with the quandry of what to do if the user presses Cancel in the NAME probably just treat it as if they pressed NAME in the koffice open dialog but another possibility is to go back to the koffice dialog first I think it is the best solution The user will understand than pressing CHAR he Open existing file is the same action than doing FileOpen The same action should bring the same widget makes sense what do you think about embedding the new open widget right inside the main window NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE DBEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR ydaOqwwbCptRvZByCD DFXvi DEND NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM am NAME NAME NAME wrote On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Why should I get the choice between A Legal Letter size of paper In NAME you ca nt buy in a shop Legal size paper only NAME and I can think of a couple of counter points each category should remember the last selected item so you should nt have to fumble more than once alternatively we could offer paper size as an option in the third panel but this would be an annoyance for most and simply removing the size picking makes it unclear for first timers and annoying for travellers I m glad NAME brought this up as I was thinking about it too the other day NAME NAME should nt have to ask you what paper size to use that information can be determined from the locale LCPAPER etc papersize This should at least be used to determine which size is preselected the first time a user see this dialog As for travellers when I m in a foreign country on a foreign computer I m probably also going to be printing stuff on a foreign printer so using the computer s locale to determine paper size would usually be appropriate in this case too But this is nt really a big deal And I m not really being all that constructive so I ll go away now NAME NUM of the time I just want to create a new blank document in the appropriate paper size for my locale and I want to do it without having to think much NAME NAME this is the default behaviour in some other word processors SMILEY NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM mobile kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog Le Mardi NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME a Ecrit I can think of a couple of counter points each category should remember the last selected item so you should nt have to fumble more than once alternatively we could offer paper size as an option in the third panel but this would be an annoyance for most and simply removing the size picking makes it unclear for first timers and annoying for travellers shrug It is a minor point I wo nt fight until death about it and your arguments are valid The best long term solution would be for our bloated applications like NAME NAME to have a firsttime wizard to choose the basic configuration options size of the paper default template default fonts plugins etc It would cut the complexity for basic users makes sense what do you think about embedding the new open widget right inside the main window I agree with you it is a good idea Cheers NAME NUM EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Mon May NUM NUM at NUM NUM PM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Then the fact that the choose and the open are both closing the dialog suggests they should be placed on the same level Ie next to each other I think the wording is too similar to be next to each other I d wager that many users would not know which one to click this means better physical seperation better wording or both see attached files Last the user might appreciate feedback on his selection page size and comments come to mind here the tooltip idea NUM mentioned before agreed NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far CHAR like the direction a lot below are NAME to a NAME file so we can play a bit easier SMILEY and a snapshot that plays on your idea I m aware of the missalignment of the items in the Categories list that s to circumvent the default sorting you get when previewing in designer WEBSITE You missed some features the left and right as rest to resizing policy minimum so the center takes all available space the NUM spacers around the NAME should also be minimum the description label should have ps around the bottom paragraph The open button should be right aligned its a bit too big now you miss the location label for recent files you miss the intro text the listview header CHAR should be fullwidth I do nt like the header Categories First it should be clear without that header and second it stops me from looking for recent files there I think you want a normal list here with icons above the names Just like the panels that group config dialogs the kword config for example You made the same mistake using the open open existing file buttons I posed in the email you replied to The buttons at the bottom ok s the dialog above So if you say the open and open exising should not be on the same level I agree to that then they should be the other way around since the open existing file does not ok the selections above this still leaves the issue of openning an existing file I can see think of NUM decent solutions which probalby means there are at least NUM SMILEY CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the NUM panes are replaced by an embedded NAME CHAR when the Open Existing File button is clicked the current dialog disappears and is replaced with a stand alone NAME this would leave us with the quandry of what to do if the user presses Cancel in the NAME probably just treat it as if they pressed NAME in the koffice open dialog but another possibility is to go back to the koffice dialog first CHAR use NUM NAME just do nt put the buttons outside the NAME and just to be a broken record this should be embedded right IN the kword kspread kpresenter etc window and NOT a standalone modal dialog Maybe that last point is the real solution just show the template chooser in the main window and have a button on top to open an existing file using an external NAME This steps around a whole lot of problems I do nt have much time for NAME hacking at work so just a quick email and I ll take a longer look tonight NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote WEBSITE You missed some features the left and right as rest to resizing policy minimum so the center takes all available space I do nt want the center to take all available space in fact if anything the third panel should take up more space so as to provide room for content there is nothing special about the centre column the NUM spacers around the NAME should also be minimum they are nt around the NAME they are around the icon above it the NAME spans the entire width of the third pane and the icon should be centered horizontally in the pane labels with pixmaps do nt like to expand much so CHAR use spacers to achieve the desired centering the description label should have ps around the bottom paragraph yes you re right The open button should be right aligned its a bit too big now that s sort of the point it s in an outofthe way place so CHAR wanted to make sure it is noticeable it also keeps the vertical alignment looking nice CHAR tried it centered minimum and it really does nt look as nice besides NUM of the things I d like to see is if you select a template it says something like Use This Template if it s a plain document NAME NAME NAME and if it is a recent document Open This Document the text gets wide and will look better if the button does nt keep changing widths itself I m concerned about in of those phrases however can someone give me an example of how long those NUM phrases would be in German you miss the location label for recent files that would appear in the third pane in the description area you miss the intro text third pane the listview header CHAR should be fullwidth doh fixed a new version of the NAME file is up at the same address WEBSITE the screenshot has nt been changed I do nt like the header Categories First it should be clear without that header and second it stops me from looking for recent files there yes you re probably right on that one I think you want a normal list here with icons above the names Just like the panels that group config dialogs the kword config for example CHAR want them beside the words this keep the relationship between icon and text completely unambiguous saves vertical space allowing larger icons CHAR out a vertical scroll bar and preserves the lefttoright nature of this dialog see the MacOS CHAR finder for examples of this You made the same mistake using the open open existing file buttons I posed in the email you replied to the wording of the button in the third frame sucked I hope I ve improved that somewhat The buttons at the bottom ok s the dialog above So if you say the open and open exising should not be on the same level I agree to that then they should be the other way around since the open existing file does not ok the selections above the button in the third frame is closest to that which it acts upon the user moves their attention from left to right resting finally in the third column where they can check to make sure they have the right item selected and without shifting focus click the button that acts on that item the buttons at the bottom of the dialog actually both cancel the dialog and just to be a broken record this should be embedded right IN the kword kspread kpresenter etc window and NOT a standalone modal dialog Maybe that last point is the real solution just show the template chooser in the main window and have a button on top to open an existing file using an external NAME This steps around a whole lot of problems I think so I do nt have much time for NAME hacking at work so just a quick email and I ll take a longer look tonight NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME BB NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR suOrnArhpelsfBSEabo NAME END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog DBEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote You missed some features the left and right as rest to resizing policy minimum so the center takes all available space I do nt want the center to take all available space in fact if anything the third panel should take up more space so as to provide room for content there is nothing special about the centre column I disagree the amount of different templates per category can grow quite easily You do nt want it growing vertically when it can grow horizontally Remember that a company can easily create NUM templates for their styles whi ch have to be viewed correctly The open button should be right aligned its a bit too big now that s sort of the point it s in an outofthe way place so CHAR wanted to make sure it is noticeable This just makes me think its positioned wrong you are prepared to break standard NAME rules to make it look different since as you allready found CHAR CHAR is out of place Never a good idea you miss the location label for recent files that would appear in the third pane in the description area CHAR NAME tends to get quite long and spanning it over NUM lines surely does CHAR ot increas readablility you miss the intro text third pane Surely not the intro is about the whole dialog Its an intro on what you a Re doing in this dialog and should be a NUM liner that does not go away that has no place in a context sensitive panel WEBSITE I do nt like the header Categories First it should be clear without that header and second it stops me from looking for recent files there yes you re probably right on that one I think you want a normal list here with icons above the names Just like the panels that group config dialogs the kword config for example CHAR want them beside the words this keep the relationship between icon a nd text completely unambiguous Since we have different background colors per row this is not any better ab NAME my proposal Plus that the concept of icon above text is pretty omnipresent in every NAME saves vertical space allowing larger icons CHAR out a vertical scroll bar and preserves the lefttoright nature of th is dialog see the MacOS CHAR finder for examples of this But the horizontal space is always more expensive then the vertical space CHAR CHAR a computer screen So this does not make any sense Amazingly enough whenever you see a screenshot of konqueror you see the ic ons view The icons there are above the text As people only make screenshots CHAR CHAR things they think are beutiful for the purpose of demoing anyway SMILEY I thi nk you are wrong in your assumptions You made the same mistake using the open open existing file buttons I posed in the email you replied to the wording of the button in the third frame sucked NUM I hope I ve impr oved that somewhat Thats not the point It is about what the button is for relative to the placement of the button If I make an outline of the dialog only the panel outlines and lines plus the buttons and absolutely no text people will not expect the usage you want this button to have Any texts colors or other goodies are no substitute for correct placement of buttons and just to be a broken record this should be embedded right IN the kword kspread kpresenter etc window and NOT a standalone modal dialo CHAR Maybe that last point is the real solution just show the template chooser in the main window and have a button on top to open an existing file using an external NAME This steps around a whole lot of problems I think so NAME that you get some ideas to finish this My NAME does not seem able to open kde widgets anymore NAME no kde optio CHAR for configure NUM NAME NAME DBEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR mZenGpyHjeFalzfcMoukQD DBChe DEND NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote You missed some features the left and right as rest to resizing policy minimum so the center takes all available space I do nt want the center to take all available space in fact if anything the third panel should take up more space so as to provide room for content there is nothing special about the centre column I disagree the amount of different templates per category can grow quite easily You do nt want it growing vertically when it can grow horizontally Remember that a company can easily create NUM templates for their styles which have to be viewed correctly then we make the icons smaller no big deal The open button should be right aligned its a bit too big now that s sort of the point it s in an outofthe way place so CHAR wanted to make sure it is noticeable This just makes me think its positioned wrong you are prepared to break standard NAME rules to make it look different since as you allready found it is out of place what the button is contextually related to the third panel and avoids confusion by keeping it near the locus of attention and away from the other buttons this has NOTHING to do with breaking standard NAME rules you miss the location label for recent files that would appear in the third pane in the description area CHAR NAME tends to get quite long and spanning it over NUM lines surely does not increas readablility and have a label that is empty NUM of the time taking up space in a special place of the dialog is not an option all the detailed information should be in the final pane assuming we even need to show the entire NAME it could just as well be shown like host hostname protocol protocol path path with the filename right below the icon where the NAME is in the mockup if the file is a local file the host and protocol lines can be skipped you miss the intro text third pane Surely not the intro is about the whole dialog Its an intro on what you are doing in this dialog and should be a NUM liner that does not go away that has no place in a context sensitive panel if this dialog requires a permenant intro text we re doing something horribly wrong we should minimize the amount of noise in this dialog and a label across the top that will get read once at best and should never need to be read in the first place is rediculous CHAR want them beside the words this keep the relationship between icon and text completely unambiguous Since we have different background colors per row this is not any better above my proposal Plus that the concept of icon above text is pretty omnipresent in every NAME every NAME you mean like the listview in konquror or the sidebar in konqueror or the folder list in kmail or in NAME CHAR or in NAME NAME or shall I go on this is nt a konqueror NUM icon view this is a vertical listing saves vertical space allowing larger icons CHAR out a vertical scroll bar and preserves the lefttoright nature of this dialog see the MacOS CHAR finder for examples of this But the horizontal space is always more expensive then the vertical space of a computer screen So this does not make any sense last time CHAR checked virtually every single monitor in the world is wider than it is tall when you include the default position of the NAME panel vertical space is indeed at a premium and horizontal space is much greater Amazingly enough whenever you see a screenshot of konqueror you see the icons view The icons there are above the text As people only make screenshots of things they think are beutiful for the purpose of demoing anyway SMILEY I think you are wrong in your assumptions screenshots of konqueror in its default configuration are irrelevant to topic at hand the use cases are different the default config different etc etc etc It is about what the button is for relative to the placement of the button If I make an outline of the dialog only the panel outlines and lines plus the buttons and absolutely no text people will not expect the usage you want this button to have really you mean that people going left right and ending up in the third panel where it describes the document choice they ve selected with a great big start with this button wo nt figure it out the button is CLOSEST to the locus of attention when evaluating the selection the buttons on the bottom of the dialog are clearly different actions it s ok I ll do some user testing this week then we wo nt need to banter back and forth about it Any texts colors or other goodies are no substitute for correct placement of buttons I did nt say anything about colors or goodies and I think this is a valid placement of that button erg anyone besides NAME care to comment NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DB NAME The CHAR is for kick ass WEBSITE BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR mQoZWreCQQCfZn OfgnkuPdijFTqchFOzs Bm END NAME SIGNATURE kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On NAME May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote it s ok I ll do some user testing this week then we wo nt need to banter back and forth about it NAME rereading my email I sent last night in a hurry as well it was more bantering then anything else I apologise for ranting perhaps I am too used to being the only NAME expert that always has to tell others programmers SMILEY what to do It would be great if you could do user testing but lacking that I feel that we have seen many great ideas I like the host protocol idea to get a really nice looking NAME erg anyone besides NAME care to comment NAME SMILEY I closed my last email with a statement that I want to close this one with as well please implement the dialog I believe you would create a good dialog and I d love to be surprised with a new dialog in NAME NUM day SMILEY NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog Le Lundi NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME a Ecrit NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far My problem with you design is it is more or less a widget to choose a templ ate than anything else A startup dialog is something I see each time I launch NAME it should nt get in my way and give me the options I use the most so that in NUM or NUM clic ks I can start working If you watch how a non geek user works with its wordprocessor you ll see that he uses it for NUM or NUM different tasks eg write a letter a paper a memo etc These tasks can change from user to user But having t he possibility to choose the labels template in a startup dialog a template I use once every NUM years or a fax template when I do nt even have a fax machine on my computer is not very elegant and very confusing for a beginne r That is why I think the startup menu should NAME be task oriented with the possibility of configuring the tasks to adapt for each user You must also understand that for dummies the NAME is the only application that they will master and that they wo nt use the best tool for each little job For example I ve found that one of my best friends who is a heavy user of NAME on NAME when he needs to copy a file to a floppy will open it in NAME and do Save as on the floppy He does nt know how to us CHAR the NAME and he does nt need it I think NAME NAME should adapt to this ki nd of users and therefore have a good way to choose search and organize your word documents but I know you disagree with me on this point But I agree that we should nt embed KFind I ve just tried to us it and it is still so slow and clumsy compared to grep NAME NAME s NAME is the future with it s googlelike interface and looks much nicer WEBSITE Cheers NAME NUM EMAIL kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote The way NAME are used in all applications is that they provide different views to the same data Certainly not Do all my konqueror NAME show the same data Do all my kspread sheets NUM per NAME show the same data NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far This would still open a modal dialog the file dialog above the template chooser dialog modal too is nt that considered bad practice NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME developer Klar lvdalens NAME AB Platformindependent software solutions kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Re Observations on the new NAME startup dialog On Mon May NUM NUM at NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote The way NAME are used in all applications is that they provide different views to the same data Certainly not Do all my konqueror NAME show the same data Do all my kspread sheets NUM per NAME show the same data You are right and I should not have taken the shortcut in my explenation In these cases the widgets that are outside the NAME and thus common to the different pages make a very clear what they do As soon as I put a button outside the NAME like for example an apply button the content of all NAME is to be applied If a widget outside of the NAME like the location bar of konq does not show its different between the NAME then it becomes cumbersome to use And last but not least We read from left to right top to bottom When a button is outside and below the NAME the user has just seen the different NAME and the button is seen as a button for all NAME This is why the KFind dialog would be horrible when the buttons are not at the right but at the bottom try it SMILEY NAME quick scetch attached that might not be the endall but should at the very least prove to solve more problems then most ideas I have seen so far This would still open a modal dialog the file dialog above the template chooser dialog modal too is nt that considered bad practice Good point NAME NAME kdeusability mailing list EMAIL Odds and ends Dear NAME Have redirected onto you this morning various mail But not a heavy Rapid Electronics cataologue which does not appear to have come via the NAME and therefore would attract a hefty surcharge Do you want it bringing up at the end of the month Expect you have had a postcard form Mum and NAME from NAME All well there it seems Here we ran out of milk on the same evening the toaster blew up NAME almost run out now NAME s computer now has a NAME writer same as NAME s except with NAME software To cope with a slight under specification we put in some extra memory probably way over the top but better safe than sorry he now has NAME Working well Have just ordered NAME s computer Unfortunately you can no longer collect computers from them in order to avoid delivery charges except if the machines are off the shelf So it will be delivered here after all at a price NAME came back last weekend again Says he is getting on ok there Ca nt help wondering what the effect of coming back so often is having Aunty NAME is expecting a baby in April Are you looking for Christmas employment Would us to do anything With love Dad Dear NAME Have redirected onto you this morning various mail But not a heavy Rapid Electronics cataologue which does not appear to have come via the NAME and therefore would attract a hefty surcharge Do you want it bringing up at the end of the month Expect you have had a postcard form Mum and NAME from NAME All well there it seems Here we ran out of milk on the same evening the toaster blew up NAME almost run out now NAME s computer now has a NAME writer same as NAME s except with NAME software To cope with a slight under specification we put in some extra memory probably way over the top but better safe than sorry he now has NAME Working well Have just ordered NAME s computer Unfortunately you can no longer collect computers from them in order to avoid delivery charges except if the machines are off the shelf So it will be delivered here after all at a price NAME came back last weekend again Says he is getting on ok there Ca nt help wondering what the effect of coming back so often is having Aunty NAME is expecting a baby in April Are you looking for Christmas employment Would us to do anything With love Dad off tomorrow We leave tomorrow for NAME I will give your best wishes to all appropriate Met the NAME last night at an NAME service they sat next to us Phoned NAME today they hope to have your forks from NAME on Monday next week and will then fix it so I should be able to pick it up when I come back Junk mail from Readers digest today I assume I can bin it You also had a INMAC catalogue last week which Dad opened without reading the address if you really want it we could post it on hope all is well See you on the st Love Mum amp Dad Oh look another virus Hi all As many of you probably know hopefully when your virus scanner started beeping there s a nice new virus currently infecting the network a worm called EMAIL or one of its associated names The virus generally comes from user or single user but can also use real names as it copies whatever values it finds on the previously infected computer What arrives looks a bit like this From Registered Windows user name Subject Registered Windows company name Message Body Product Name NAME Version NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Process List List of processes All of the information inside the brackets is taken from the infected computer The worm is attached to the email message generally in the form WEBSITE and if the email message is viewed on a system without an up to date virus scanner the worm will run automatically puts on computerofficer hat To quote the network s terms of use NAME software should be installed and kept up to date on any computer attached to the network So make sure you have it Go to WEBSITE Anyway As long as you do nt open the message you wo nt get your computer infected Unfortunately NAME and NAME NAME will attempt to open it for you if you have the preview pane active Wonderful wonderful NAME SMILEY WEBSITE in the system folder edits your registry and will probably make your computer crash amongst other nasty things To remove the virus follow the instructions below BUT DO NT EDIT YOUR REGISTRY IF YOU DO NT KNOW WHAT YOU RE DOING NUM NAME your antivirus software s virus definitions NUM NAME your computer in Safe mode NUM Run a full virus scan and repair all files that are detected as WFunlove Delete all files detected as EMAIL or WEBSITE NUM Delete the value regedit that the worm added to the registry key HKEYLOCALMACHINESOFTWAREMicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionRun If the worm is resident in memory however it may disable your scanner so you may need to delete the entry first then reboot For more indepth info and removal instructions check out WEBSITE Thanks NAME Re ohp We are looking for NUM people to do ohp this Sunday morning If you could do it that would be brilliant and if NUM of your brothers could also do one it would be fantastic If NUM is available NAME and I will do them but we would love a break as NAME did last Sunday as well as every second Sunday Thanks NAME Okay who put a stop payment on my reality check CHAR NAME our NAME how majestic is your name in all the earth You have set your glory above the heavens From the lips of children and infants you have ordained praise because of your enemies to silence the foe and the anger Psalm NUM NUM First some pastoral words on the situation in NAME You know what the problem with people like NAME NAME is You give them an inch and they become your ruler Thursday evening NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME will be performing in their own inimitable style not to be missed a great night of entertainment and laughter It has to be said that NAME do not suffer from Insanity they enjoy every minute of it and you will to Tickets will be available on the door students pound NUM Praise the NAME 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NAME NUM NUM Re organ hi sorry it would have been easier to discuss this if I d made it to ht this morning I was ill and only got as far as the p lodge I think I m better now though SMILEY NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote if NAME definitely ca nt find a cheaper offer I think he has to go ahea CHAR with it alternatively could NAME NAME be possibly asked very nicely if CHAR I would not consider playing on the chamber organ at NAME s not really the back is so high that it would be impossible for him to have any sort of communication with NAME or the soloists I do nt think we will be able to put student prices up the tickets have already been printed I think as you said we can take the extra money CHAR rom ticket sales and safety net what about increasing the number of adult and concession tickets so that the figures are back to those planned befor CHAR NAME s kindly agreed to not charge us for their chapel yep I think some mixture of these would be good right now I ca nt check the 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thanks NAME NAME NAME Inc ConeXware contact information support EMAIL sales EMAIL Policies standard software etc BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Just wondered if we should for instance have a policy on which software we installed or recommended etc Obviously this might be somewhat dependant on individual circumstances but in general do you think we should be recommending specific software eg NAME properly installed NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME BlackIce Secondly should we be offering to help set up via poster in pighole room fliers in pigholes such software on the computers of users who do nt have any specific problems on the grounds that it s easier to prevent problems than to cure them There s plenty of us and once we get it figured out it might not take too long to do This would be aimed at people who were nt even confident enough to follow the instructions available for such things NAME BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME v MingW Comment Using NAME with NAME WEBSITE 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connect over NUM clients simultaneously for a period of over NUM hours and no problems turned up with the NAME this time Thanks to everyone who connected a client Going through Trial Division NAME Rho and Elliptic Curve Method successfully turned up the following factorisation factorisation NUM prime NUM NUM composite NUM The Quadratic Sieve method started about NUM NUM o clock and continued until this morning at NUM NUM am Although it has turned up no factors yet it seems to have entered into an infinite loop or just one that is VERY long The last message printed by Quadratic NAME was at NUM am so no more messages were produced for the last NUM hours and NUM minutes This message was Trial Dividing NUM numbers queue items left NUM NUM NUM relations NUM Partial Relations Averages now NUM ms relation NUM ms partial relation Estimated running time NUM minutes so NUM minutes left maximum CHAR NUM NUM trial divisons left in queue Trial Dividing NUM numbers queue items left NUM NUM NUM relations NUM Partial Relations Averages now NUM ms relation NUM ms partial relation Estimated running time NUM minutes so NUM minutes left maximum CHAR NUM NUM trial divisons left in queue The NAME logs show that the server had no work units left to send out since this time NAME we can figure out what the problem is here The log files are on my website WEBSITE You will need to unzip them TWICE Note that I am using the version that was in the repository at NUM pm last night and I know that NAME has made some changes since then Cheers NAME NAME A letter arrived from freeserve today with a big hello written on the back and important member information on the front presumably it relates to next door shall we forward it or open it Mum A letter arrived from freeserve today with a big hello written on the back and important member information on the front presumably it relates to next door shall we forward it or open it Mum Re post Cheers very much mate much appreciated The website is coming to the end of it s life now and we re letting it close but I ll bear that other company in mind if I ever need another domain name or stuff Cheers again NAME on NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME at EMAIL wrote The porters kindly forwarded a piece of your mail to me at home rather than you not sure why they thought I should have mail clearly labelled for NAME NAME Anyway because it NAME clear on the outside I opened CHAR CHAR WEBSITE about your showandtell domain IBm back in NAME on Saturday so will put it in your pigeon hole then but thought I should let you know CHAR why itBs open and has my name on it and CHAR so you know that NAME tried to contact you to tell you to renew the domain NAME you might like to have a look at WEBSITE pound CHAR NAME found them to be cheaper though this depends on wha CHAR you are after obviously and they give a pretty good service Regards NAME post of various types Busy I am still waiting to hear what to do with this freeserve envelope and whether to hang on for your thankyou letters before posting NAME and NAME have nearly finished A parcel from NAME came today which I have forwarded so keep your eyes open Love Mum Busy I am still waiting to hear what to do with this freeserve envelope and whether to hang on for your thankyou letters before posting NAME and NAME have nearly finished A parcel from NAME came today which I have forwarded so keep your eyes open Love Mum Re postconcert happenings Hi NAME I m really sorry but could you see if you can find another willing volunteer for this everything is rather crazy at the moment with work and rehearsals we have a CUMS concert this CHAR CHAR too and I m not sure I have enough time I know that everyone else is really busy too and if you ca nt find anyone else then do get back to me and I ll do my best Also I m afraid NUM can CHAR make the prayer meeting again as we have a CUMS rehearsal that afternoon But am continuing to pray for the concert organisation and have a few people who are interested in coming must dash but will email later with prayer points thanks NAME Hi NAME term is going well for you and that work is nt too heavy After the concert we re hoping to have a curry similar style to last year except I want all the NAME musicians and admin team bar myself and NAME to leave promptly with the other musicians to avoid segregation again I was just wondering if you d to take on the role of arranging this Basically it would involve finding out who would be willing to cater for us and how much that would be then getting numbers probably via NAME at first rehearsals and booking the curry house Then on the night you d need to do any sorting out that needs doing then like collecting orders from stewards NAME who will arrive later CHAR hungry and taking everyone to the curry house Would you like to do that or would you rather not The choice is yours feel free to say no if you do nt want to Take care perhaps see you Saturday Many thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re postconcert stuff NAME NAME for slowness in replying NUM Has NAME NAME got back to you with travel costs If so perhaps you could let NAME know these so arrangements can be made for reimbursing him He has nt got back to me yet I ll let NAME know as soon as he does NUM I have various things in my room which now belong to NAME These include a load of gospels various items of stationary a longarmed stapler name badges used for stewards but can be reused lots of spare programmes I assume you just want me to recycle these and a bottle of wine Please let me know to whom these things should go Please do recycle the programmes Maybe I could collect the gospels stationary badges and stapler from you sometime soon Do as you see fit with the wine Maybe share it at a meeting or something NUM I assume the aim is for you to be able to report fully on the concert at NAME so we need to have debriefed and given you our thoughts well before then I do nt think there ll be time for a big report in NAME we like to use that to put proposals forward and for people to bring up any questions they have I will mention it briefly giving praise to NAME for using it and would be good to give a financial summary if you have that by then Also tomorrow night Monday we have an exec meeting and NAME would like to debrief slightly on the concert as we have nt been able to get around to it yet If there s anything useful you d like us to discuss that would be great Also is there s anything he thinks still needs to be done Is a financial breakdown available Anything else that might be useful Thanks very much NAME you re well Love NAME postcard Hi NAME Thanks for the postcard glad you enjoyed NAME NAME the rest of your summer went well Mine has been pretty good I have been up the NAME Coast quite a bit and in NAME twice once with NAME which was really special at the annual songs of praise Not all holidays though Its hard to believe its september already I head to NAME this weekend then straight to NAME for preseason See you in NAME NAME Chat with friends online try NAME NAME Click Here Poster for NAME Re NAME Tomorrow Hi Sorry but I could nt get a mobile phone my friend is still asleep Therefore I will be outside starbucks at NUM as planned carrying a rather stylish NAME NAME bag SMILEY I will be outside NAME s Porters lodge briefly at NUM and NUM From NUM onwards you can phone NAME s mobile which is NUM NUM Look forward to seeing you NAME Hi NAME First of all thank you very much to all of you for agreeing to help with our postering tomorrow The plan is to meet outside NAME tomorrow at pm If you ca nt make that time then that is fine Tomorrow I will have the mobile of a friend I will send you the number before am so if you are coming later than NUM then you can phone me and we can arrange to meet NAME I need to get some posters off you NAME see you tomorrow Your volunteering is much appreciated by all of us NAME NAME NAME Starting with a National Call to Prayer for young people to pray for their generation on December th NUM we have carried on this initiative with the young people here in NAME Our third Prayer Event is due to take place on July th from pm pm at NAME Baptist Church Please would you make sure your youth leader young people are given this date and encouraged to come as it would be good to see more churches represented So far the majority of young people attending the first NUM evenings were from about half a dozen churches Powersurge is an NAME in Prayer Youth initiative On July th we will be concentrating on Moving on as young people prepare to move on to new schools colleges or new year groups Also we will be praying for the NAME holidays the activities which they will be involved in people they will meet friends they will be spending time with We aim to encourage young people in their daily prayer lives to teach the importance of and power of prayer to raise commitment to prayer to think about new ways to focus in prayer and to support one another in lifting our joint prayers to NAME The young people who have attended the other NUM evenings have given us very positive feedback have both enjoyed and been challenged by the evenings and have asked for this initiative to be ongoing Please pray for NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME as we lead the evening and also for those involved in leading worship not sure who that will be yet Please pass this email on to those who need to know and to any Christian young people with whom you have contact For further info please contact EMAIL NAME prayer coordinator NAME Starting with a National Call to Prayer for young people to pray for their generation on December th NUM we have carried on this initiative with the young people here in NAME Our third Prayer Event is due to take place on July th from pm pm at NAME Baptist Church Please would you make sure your youth leader young people are given this date and encouraged to come as it would be good to see more churches represented So far the majority of young people attending the first NUM evenings were from about half a dozen churches Powersurge is an NAME in Prayer Youth initiative On July th we will be concentrating on Moving on as young people prepare to move on to new schools colleges or new year groups Also we will be praying for the NAME holidays the activities which they will be involved in people they will meet friends they will be spending time with We aim to encourage young people in their daily prayer lives to teach the importance of and power of prayer to raise commitment to prayer to think about new ways to focus in prayer and to support one another in lifting our joint prayers to NAME The young people who have attended the other NUM evenings have given us very positive feedback have both enjoyed and been challenged by the evenings and have asked for this initiative to be ongoing Please pray for NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME as we lead the evening and also for those involved in leading worship not sure who that will be yet Please pass this email on to those who need to know and to any Christian young people with whom you have contact For further info please contact EMAIL NAME prayer coordinator Practical Class in the Intel Laboratory There will be a formal practical class for Part NAME students in the Intel Lab this afternoon Thursday th January tomorrow Friday st and next Thursday NAME th It is likely that all the machines will be needed between about NUM NUM and NUM NUM so please be prepared to leave if asked We do apologise for the inconvenience and the short notice Many thanks NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE praise and debrief thanx so much for the yummy chocolate and lovely card with regard to the praise meeting debrief I can only make NUM night so if they were together that would suit me best also because of work and choir commitment I m not going to be free until the end of week NUM preferably tuesday th march do nt worry too much about fitting things around me I ll write a very detailed report asap NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM praise debrief hi evenings this week are a bit difficult I can do tuesday but otherwise I am busy until week monday every night other times I am free any time in the day until weds pm then thurs am then I am being shadowed by a th former until sat then sun I am busy then any time monday CHAR enclose a brief report on publicity feel free to add anything NAME NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re pray NAME how does Friday NAME suit you And where are we to meet That s fine I think it s NAME s room NAME Re pray I can do Thursday between NUM and NUM or Friday between NUM and NUM NUM I think Does that help NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Did we arrange a time to meet up this week I can do NAME am or NAME pm NAME On Sunday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote Did we arrange a time to meet up this week NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM pray Did we arrange a time to meet up this week NAME Pray for NAME end of March NAME NUM children aged NUM are expected at a large NAME church for the NAME Retreat on NUM March to NUM April The programme will include daily devotions NAME stories and prayer times but also English teaching crafts games and singing On the last day all the children will visit the zoo and spend some time at an amusement park CHAR similar retreat held last year has brought much spiritual blessing and joy to the children B Pray that this year s retreat will be equally blessed and joyful and bear much spiritual fruit among the children NAME NAME for all the practical preparations transport food and accommodation NAME NAME for all those with responsibility for the running of the programme NAME NAME for protection for all the children as they move around in an unfamiliar environment most of them live in orphanages on the outskirts of the city where there is little traffic NAME NAME for the managers and staff at the zoo and at the amusement park They are not Christians but have shown much understanding for the situation and have given special discounts Pray also for the caterers and people providing the transport that they would recognise that here is the love of NAME in action NAME NUM children aged NUM are expected at a large NAME church for the NAME Retreat on NUM March to NUM April The programme will include daily devotions NAME stories and prayer times but also English teaching crafts games and singing On the last day all the children will visit the zoo and spend some time at an amusement park CHAR similar retreat held last year has brought much spiritual blessing and joy to the children B Pray that this year s retreat will be equally blessed and joyful and bear much spiritual fruit among the children NAME NAME for all the practical preparations transport food and accommodation NAME NAME for all those with responsibility for the running of the programme NAME NAME for protection for all the children as they move around in an unfamiliar environment most of them live in orphanages on the outskirts of the city where there is little traffic NAME NAME for the managers and staff at the zoo and at the amusement park They are not Christians but have shown much understanding for the situation and have given special discounts Pray also for the caterers and people providing the transport that they would recognise that here is the love of NAME in action Pray for NAME March NUM Pray for NAME mid March Pray for NAME NAME NAME Burmese people in NAME In the middle of the NAME NAME is the island of NAME For decades it has been a base for the US Navy operating in the NAME NAME It has also attracted thousands of Burmese people as it is a gateway to residence in the NAME Over the last few years there has been quite a bit of outreach among them by a Burmese pastor and many people appear to have responded to NAME and have proceeded for baptism However there have been accusations that their motives may not have been of a spiritual nature but out of opportunism as it seems to be easier for Christians than for NAME to obtain quicker permission to get to the NAME Pray for all the Burmese people who hear the gospel that there would be genuine understanding repentance and turning to NAME Pray for discernment for the pastor to know which decisions are genuine and which are fake Praise for those who have made a real commitment and pray for followup These people are on the move a lot and it is easy for them to fall away from their newlyfound faith if they do nt get adequate teaching Pray for those Burmese Christians who make it to the United States Many have family members there already who are likely to still be NAME Their differences in religion can create many problems in their relationships NAME Burmese people in NAME In the middle of the NAME NAME is the island of NAME For decades it has been a base for the US Navy operating in the NAME NAME It has also attracted thousands of Burmese people as it is a gateway to residence in the NAME Over the last few years there has been quite a bit of outreach among them by a Burmese pastor and many people appear to have responded to NAME and have proceeded for baptism However there have been accusations that their motives may not have been of a spiritual nature but out of opportunism as it seems to be easier for Christians than for NAME to obtain quicker permission to get to the NAME Pray for all the Burmese people who hear the gospel that there would be genuine understanding repentance and turning to NAME Pray for discernment for the pastor to know which decisions are genuine and which are fake Praise for those who have made a real commitment and pray for followup These people are on the move a lot and it is easy for them to fall away from their newlyfound faith if they don NAME get adequate teaching Pray for those Burmese Christians who make it to the United States Many have family members there already who are likely to still be NAME Their differences in religion can create many problems in their relationships Pray for NAME NAME May NUM NAME The Burmese Fellowship in NAME NAME is a popular place for NAME People to emigrate as it s easier for them to obtain a residence and work permit there than in most Western countries The culture and religion of NAME are nt quite as different either which makes it easier for NAME people to settle There are thousands of NAME people working in NAME many of them in relatively menial jobs but some of them in highpowered positions in the big companies Among them are a good number of Christians who meet in various churches in the capital Many of them want to be involved in Christian activities in NAME and its neighbouring countries Thus some NAME Christians founded the NAME NAME NAME NAME in NAME NUM with the purpose of supporting Christian work in NAME and elsewhere Now NAME supports NUM fulltime Christian workers in NAME NUM missionaries in NAME NUM in NAME and one in NAME and it is their desire to increase this number and to start a number of projects which help poor people a NAME NAME for the NAME their vision and desire to serve NAME in such a way b Pray for the workers supported by NAME especially the NUM in NAME c Pray for NAME s plans to deploy more people and start some compassion projects d Pray for other NAME churches in the cities of East NAME especially NAME NAME NAME and NAME and in Western countries that they would have a similar burden for Christian work in their home country and share their financial blessing in such a way NAME The Burmese Fellowship in NAME NAME is a popular place for NAME People to emigrate as it s easier for them to obtain a residence and work permit there than in most Western countries The culture and religion of NAME aren NAME quite as different either which makes it easier for NAME people to settle There are thousands of NAME people working in NAME many of them in relatively menial jobs but some of them in highpowered positions in the big companies Among them are a good number of Christians who meet in various churches in the capital Many of them want to be involved in Christian activities in NAME and its neighbouring countries Thus some NAME Christians founded the NAME NAME NAME NAME in NAME NUM with the purpose of supporting Christian work in NAME and elsewhere Now NAME supports NUM fulltime Christian workers in NAME NUM missionaries in NAME NUM in NAME and one in NAME and it is their desire to increase this number and to start a number of projects which help poor people NAME NAME for the NAME their vision and desire to serve NAME in such a way Pray for the workers supported by NAME especially the NUM in NAME Pray for NAME s plans to deploy more people and start some compassion projects Pray for other NAME churches in the cities of East NAME especially NAME NAME NAME and NAME and in Western countries that they would have a similar burden for Christian work in their home country and share their financial blessing in such a way Pray for NAME NAME NAME At a recent seminar for leadership and management the strengths and weaknesses of a good leader were discussed When the session was over a young Burmese man approached the speaker and asked How can I change my personality when it has been determined by the stars on the day I was born Most Burmese people still believe strongly that their date of birth and even the exact time of the day they were born has a deep and lasting influence on their personalities They believe that their lives are determined in a fatalistic way nothing can be done about it until they come under the influence of another star at which point they change accordingly For example a person born on Monday remains under the influence of the moon for NUM years Then he passes into the house of NAME and sojourns there for NUM years At the age of NUM he moves on and into NAME s domain and so on When a child is born a careful note is made of the exact hour of birth with the purpose of drawing up the sada or certificate of birth Every NAME person has such a sada which he consults with the help of an astrologer for the fixing of fortunate days and hours throughout his life On the other side are a number of squares and numbers from which the future calculations are made see below North NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM pm till NUM am NAME NAME Guineapig Friday NAME NAME NAME Sunday The NAME NAME Kyathabade Rat Thursday NAME NAME NAME Monday The NAME East Sane NAME NAME Saturday NAME NAME Tusked NAME Wed am till NAME NAME NAME NAME Tuesday NAME South Pray against the practice and use of such horoscopes but instead that Burmese people will realize that NAME and not the stars holds their future NAME At a recent seminar for leadership and management the strengths and weaknesses of a good leader were discussed When the session was over a young Burmese man approached the speaker and asked How can I change my personality when it has been determined by the stars on the day I was born NUM Most Burmese people still believe strongly that their date of birth and even the exact time of the day they were born has a deep and lasting influence on their personalities They believe that their lives are determined in a fatalistic way nothing can be done about it until they come under the influence of another star at which point they change accordingly For example a person born on Monday remains under the influence of the moon for NUM years Then he passes into the house of NAME and sojourns there for NUM years At the age of NUM he moves on and into NAME s domain and so on When a child is born a careful note is made of the exact hour of birth with the purpose of drawing up the sada or certificate of birth Every NAME person has such a sada which he consults with the help of an astrologer for the fixing of fortunate days and hours throughout his life On the other side are a number of squares and numbers from which the future calculations are made see below North NAME NAME NAME Wed NUM pm till NUM am Unnamed NAME Guineapig Friday NAME NAME NAME Sunday The NAME n bsp n bsp NAME Kyathabade Rat Thursday NAME NAME NAME Monday The NAME East Sane NAME NUM NAME Saturday NAME NAME Tusked NAME Wed am till NAME NAME NAME NAME Tuesday NAME South Pray against the practice and use of such horoscopes but instead that Burmese people will realize that NAME and not the stars holds their future Re prayer just to confirm that my supervision has sucessfully been changed and so I should be back in college at pm where are we meeting NUM NAME s See you soon NAME Re prayer My room at NUM NUM NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote just to confirm that my supervision has sucessfully been changed and so I should be back in college at pm where are we meeting NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re prayer Sure NAME On NUM December NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Could we please postpone our meeting until later this week Thanks NAME Re prayer Am I right in thinking it s pm at NAME s No it s NUM NUM hmm or is it NUM I have a supervision till NUM NUM NAME Re prayer could that be NUM NUM supervision till NUM NUM NAME On NUM October NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Is NAME next week NAME OK NAME s room NAME NAME Group pm CHAR quick reminder that we ll be meeting in NAME NAME farmhouse again tomorrow lunchtime NAME Prayer meeting Thursday NUM Hi everyone I hope you are all enjoying being back in NAME and work is not getting too much Do come along this week to pray for NAME and SouthEast NAME We have the most powerful tool at our disposal in prayer a direct line to NAME so it would be fantastic to see you there If you have never been before you are more than welcome and just to let you know we pray mainly for the Church and their mission work as well as for the government the people and any current events We also get fruit juice and sometimes food much appreciate thanks NAME Thursday NUM or as soon after lectures as possible to finish in time for NUM o clocks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME we ll see you there have a great week and even if you ca nt make it keep praying Also if you have any friends you would like to add to this list just hit reply to let us know Lots of love NAME and NAME xx prayer meeting thought I d cut out the chatty bits for now sorry but CHAR need to speed up a bit SMILEY yup let s go for Thursday then Your place or mine Early afternoon after ticket sales HT or later before NAME We can announce it on Saturday I ll send out an email shortly after that sounds good to me later prob better as then more people will be free and we can keep it tight SMILEY my place is fine if you want to keep to the alternate rooms thing prayer meeting Hi concertpeoplewhoknowwheremyroomis just wondering if any of you are able to come to the prayer meeting in my room at NUM and if so whether you d be able to meet people in the p lodge to take them there do nt worry if not I ll do it myself I just thought it would be nice if anyone who makes their own way to my room finds someone in it SMILEY thanks hope to see some of you in about an hour love NAME NAME NAME Next Tuesday th Feb NUM Dear NAME NAME NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go Prayer for the concert needs to be a priority Firstly we would strongly encourage you if you are not already to make time daily to pray specifically for the concert Secondly our last prayer meeting before the day is NEXT TUESDAY note the change of date from before It is at pm until NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does Last week we asked you to make LIFE your priority instead of the prayer meeting This week however we would ask you to make this prayer meeting a high priority If Tuesday night is your essential NAME honey appreciation meeting that you have been waiting to go to for months and just ca nt miss it because you ll never get another chance to sample NUM different types of honey then could you please email us to say that you re not coming we ll send you a list of prayer points so you can still pray for the concert If you can come then that s great Could you please email me so that I know rough numbers If you just do nt know because your Auntie NAME has said that she might come up on Tuesday and wants to go out for a meal but then again she might come up on Wednesday could you still email us so I can send you prayer points so that you can pray if you do nt come and so that I know to count you as a possible Please email some kind of response Many thanks NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME th Feb NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME EMAIL Re NAME NAME Next Tuesday th Feb NUM NAME draft it has to be a real one this time NUM NUM words that actually make some sense deadline on Wednesday so ca nt promise I ll be able to make it See you NAME Dear NAME NAME NAME s NAME is ever closing in on us with only a week and a half to go Prayer for the concert needs to be a priority Firstly we would strongly encourage you if you are not already to make time daily to pray specifically for the concert Secondly our last prayer meeting before the day is NEXT TUESDAY note the change of date from before It is at pm until NUM ish and will consist of NUM NUM hour of catching up with the latest news reviewing the final draft of the programme discussing the weather etc and then we ll pray from NUM It ll be in NAME s room which is NAME NAME NAME NAME College if you do nt know where that is either email me for directions or ask someone who does Last week we asked you to make LIFE your priority instead of the prayer meeting This week however we would ask you to make this prayer meeting a high priority If Tuesday night is your essential NAME honey appreciation meeting that you have been waiting to go to for months and just ca nt miss it because you ll never get another chance to sample NUM different types of honey then could you please email us to say that you re not coming we ll send you a list of prayer points so you can still pray for the concert If you can come then that s great Could you please email me so that I know rough numbers If you just do nt know because your Auntie NAME has said that she might come up on Tuesday and wants to go out for a meal but then again she might come up on Wednesday could you still email us so I can send you prayer points so that you can pray if you do nt come and so that I know to count you as a possible Please email some kind of response Many thanks NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME th Feb NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME EMAIL Prayer meeting TOMORROW Hi everyone I hope you have all had a really relaxing NAME break and are raring to go this NAME term I m so sorry about the REALLY short notice for tomorrow s prayer meeting but the meeting will be short too We will have a short time for prayer and also decide what time and place would be best for those of you who want to pray for NAME and SouthEast NAME this term It will be at NAME s college room NAME in NAME s Court ask the porters at NUM tomorrow thursday If you ca nt make it tomorrow but would like to come please do email with times you could make NAME to see you there NAME and NAME Re Prayer points thanks NAME I am having a meeting with all the stewards at weatherspoons on wednesday at NUM NUM Is there any chance of meeting up with you before then to cheak everything with you I am a little worried It would be great for me if we could meet at NUM either in NAME or in weatherspoons on the th but it is up to you If you do nt have time do nt worry Thanks NAME NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Prayer points thanks NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Firstly could you please let me have any points that you want to be included on the prayer list for this week by tomorrow Monday th evening please Secondly if there is anyone that you want to be included on the list of thanks in the programme that you have not already given to us then can you please send them to NAME NAME by tomorrow morning please carbon copied to EMAIL Many thanks NAME Get your FREE download of NAME Explorer at WEBSITE prayer points hello hello as promised here are some points to help you out tonight If you re following the plan you ll be up to this tonight WEEK NUM NAME explain what NAME is use flier Encourage people to be thinking of who they could invite think about how you might invite someone to NAME prayer pray for NAME and people you could be inviting along some prayer points will also have headed your way by this time So pass around some fliers and emphasise that anyone can bring an international friend along and here s some prayer points if you re pushed for time you could pick out a couple NAME For new venue on NAME Street and hospitality of house owners and for the 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this week Re NAME NAME Let s do NUM on Friday then Y NAME Thursday I am busy from pm NAME On Monday NUM May NUM NUM NUM EMAIL wrote NUM on Thursday and Friday both seem like good slots and we can carry on discussions over dinner What do you think Could do from about NUM on either day if an earlier slot helps NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry that may be a little difficult as I will be starting an neuro practical then How does a little later in the day sound oops sorry I thought that was one of the times you said you could make I m OK for later on on Friday or alternatively on a different day as you want NAME I do nt have exams this week though there are obviously revision supervisions NAME may have further commitments that I do nt know about I suggest that you propose a time which is best for you fitting around our exams then we can confirm it NAME On Mon NUM May NUM EMAIL wrote NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME NAME NAME College 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wrote Hi After speaking with NAME just now we settled on Friday am Y All the best for your exams this week NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME Sorry that may be a little difficult as I will be starting an neuro practical then How does a little later in the day sound NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi After speaking with NAME just now we settled on Friday am Y All the best for your exams this week NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM prayer triplet I ve just realised I have a meeting NUM NUM NUM on Thursday I m free after NUM on Thursday otherwise and also after NUM on Friday Saturday is also free NAME NAME NAME When are we going to meet this week I m free tomorrow lunchtime till NUM NUM and Wednesday till NUM NUM and Friday but not on Thursday NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME I talked to NAME last night and we thought it would be best to have a prayer triplet on Tuesday afternoon as that had worked well last term do nt fix what is nt broken etc are you free Tuesday afternoon We provisionally nominated NUM NUM In light of your chocolate supplies and our desire to protect you from eating too much we also provisionally nominated your room Let me know if these are okay with you NAME Re prayer triplet First off is there NAME tomorrow As it s still full term otoh people wo nt be getting up early for lectures It d be really good to meet up a last time before Christmas I guess that ultimately means tomorrow or Friday I m free I missed your email and went to NAME s and with your news we decided it best to pray but we could meet up again NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM pm I m not free on Friday after NUM or at least not until gone NUM NUM Thursday I seem to be free all day NAME how 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can you think of a time when I could bring NAME Grandad up to visit see your room college etc I have nt spoken to them but I m sure they d like to NUM I have looked but ca nt find a frame to fit your photo NUM CHAR NUM including mount All I can think of is CHAR you keep the frame I put it in Not wonderful but cheap CHAR you take the mount off and put it in a smaller frame CHAR You go to the photographer and see what he sells Best solution and the reason I mention it before the end of term CHAR we just keep trying I do nt hold out much hope We could of course get it professionally framed but you probably do nt want to know how much that will cost NAME NAME came today with his girlfriend They had been to a wedding in NAME and popped in for lunch on their way home It was nice to see him and his girlfriend NAME seems very nice Also today NAME phoned they are coming on saturday July th and staying NUM night NAME the exams are going well love Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM printer Dear NAME NAME the paper today we saw that PC NAME had an offer on printers They were offering a NAME NAME Plus NUM laser printer for pound NUM which is pound NUM off normal price The snag was it was a bank holiday offer only NAME bought himself NUM and when we found that it also came with a spare toner cartridge PC world cost pound NUM we thought it was a very good deal indeed so we bought another one with you in mind as Dad thought you were looking for a new printer If you do nt want it then it is suitable for Dad s school so no problem We had a go at contacting you via NAME beforehand but were not surprised to find you were not online Let us know when you can love Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Dear NAME NAME the paper today we saw that PC NAME had an offer on printers They were offering a NAME NAME Plus NUM laser printer for pound NUM which is pound NUM off normal price The snag was it was a bank holiday offer only NAME bought himself NUM and when we found that it also came with a spare toner cartridge PC world cost pound NUM we thought it was a very good deal indeed so we bought another one with you in mind as Dad thought you were looking for a new printer If you do nt want it then it is suitable for Dad s school so no problem We had a go at contacting you via NAME beforehand but were not surprised to find you were not online Let us know when you can love Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Fwd for your prayers NAME do nt panic I just thought I should let you know so you can pray too I thought the rehearsal went really well tonight do nt you think NAME CHAR found it really exciting to actually hear it all coming together SMILEY do pray too that the musicians will be thinking about the cross already NAME s obviously been referring to what each section is actually about during the rehearsal and of course it would be really great if this has already got them thinking or at least ready to listen on Saturday thanks again everyone for all your hard work SMILEY love NAME Dear NAME and NAME I went to NAME this afternoon to print Programmes with the help of NAME NAME This was sucessful if very poor quality until the copyprinter broke Hopefully it will be fixed by tomorrow So far NUM sheets of NUM are fully printed A further NUM are printed on NUM side only including outside page see below If the copyprinter is fixed by tomorrow morning then I should be able to finish the rest off then If not then ummmmmmmmm Well ummmmmm something I m not sure exactly what I will do but I guess I will be using some photocopiers either at NAME or Mail Boxes Etc NAME I was unable to sucessfully print out a copy of the front back pages using college computers as I do nt have the correct fonts If you could print out a copy of just these pages and put them in your pigeonhole at NAME then I could collect it tomorrow morning on my way to NAME or NAME or somewhere When you print it out it might be a good idea to increase the size of the NAME bit on the back page as at the moment there is a lot of white space in the margins Hopefully everything will go fine tomorrow if not NAME is open on Saturday so we can use that as a backup plan Do we have a plan on how we are going to get these things folded stapled NAME Re NAME NAME Fwd NAME it was good that he was explaining each part of the story at the rehearsal NAME printing went ok today NAME for your prayers NAME do nt panic I just thought I should let you know so you can pray too I thought the rehearsal went really well tonight do nt you think NAME CHAR found it really exciting to actually hear it all coming together SMILEY do pray too that the musicians will be thinking about the cross already NAME s obviously been referring to what each section is actually about during the rehearsal and of course it would be really great if this has already got them thinking or at least ready to listen on Saturday thanks again everyone for all your hard work SMILEY love NAME Dear NAME and NAME I went to NAME this afternoon to print Programmes with the help of NAME NAME This was sucessful if very poor quality until the copyprinter broke Hopefully it will be fixed by tomorrow So far NUM sheets of NUM are fully printed A further NUM are printed on NUM side only including outside page see below If the copyprinter is fixed by tomorrow morning then I should be able to finish the rest off then If not then ummmmmmmmm Well ummmmmm something I m not sure exactly what I will do but I guess I will be using some photocopiers either at NAME or Mail Boxes Etc NAME I was unable to sucessfully print out a copy of the front back pages using college computers as I do nt have the correct fonts If you could print out a copy of just these pages and put them in your pigeonhole at NAME then I could collect it tomorrow morning on my way to NAME or NAME or somewhere When you print it out it might be a good idea to increase the size of the NAME bit on the back page as at the moment there is a lot of white space in the margins Hopefully everything will go fine tomorrow if not NAME is open on Saturday so we can use that as a backup plan Do we have a plan on how we are going to get these things folded stapled NAME Re NAME NAME Fwd Hi all We usually use a company called NAME WEBSITE on NAME NAME NAME as we have an account with them and you can email files to them and they ll print them The quality is also very good better than standard photocopying at a cheap price we have a discount deal with them because we photocopy so much stuff I did nt realise that you were not aware of this so I assumed that you would be using them You can take files to them on disk as well and they ll photocopy while you wait They can also fold staple cut as necessary They are not open on Saturdays unfortunately but will open until NAME on Friday I suggest that you use them for the rest and for the whole lot if you feel the quality of what you have done is too poor and want to do it again NAME this all makes sense NAME for your prayers NAME do nt panic I just thought I should let you know so you can pray too I thought the rehearsal went really well tonight do nt you think NAME CHAR found it really exciting to actually hear it all coming together SMILEY do pray too that the musicians will be thinking about the cross already NAME s obviously been referring to what each section is actually about during the rehearsal and of course it would be really great if this has already got them thinking or at least ready to listen on Saturday thanks again everyone for all your hard work SMILEY love NAME Dear NAME and NAME I went to NAME this afternoon to print Programmes with the help of NAME NAME This was sucessful if very poor quality until the copyprinter broke Hopefully it will be fixed by tomorrow So far NUM sheets of NUM are fully printed A further NUM are printed on NUM side only including outside page see below If the copyprinter is fixed by tomorrow morning then I should be able to finish the rest off then If not then ummmmmmmmm Well ummmmmm something I m not sure exactly what I will do but I guess I will be using some photocopiers either at NAME or Mail Boxes Etc NAME I was unable to sucessfully print out a copy of the front back pages using college computers as I do nt have the correct fonts If you could print out a copy of just these pages and put them in your pigeonhole at NAME then I could collect it tomorrow morning on my way to NAME or NAME or somewhere When you print it out it might be a good idea to increase the size of the NAME bit on the back page as at the moment there is a lot of white space 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very poor quality until the copyprinter broke Hopefully it will be fixed by tomorrow So far NUM sheets of NUM are fully printed A further NUM are printed on NUM side only including outside page see below If the copyprinter is fixed by tomorrow morning then I should be able to finish the rest off then If not then ummmmmmmmm Well ummmmmm something I m not sure exactly what I will do but I guess I will be using some photocopiers either at NAME or Mail Boxes Etc NAME I was unable to sucessfully print out a copy of the front back pages using college computers as I do nt have the correct fonts If you could print out a copy of just these pages and put them in your pigeonhole at NAME then I could collect it tomorrow morning on my way to NAME or NAME or somewhere When you print it out it might be a good idea to increase the size of the NAME bit on the back page as at the moment there is a lot of white space in the margins Hopefully everything will go fine tomorrow if not NAME is open on 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somewhere When you print it out it might be a good idea to increase the size of the NAME bit on the back page as at the moment there is a lot of white space in the margins Hopefully everything will go fine tomorrow if not NAME is open on Saturday so we can use that as a backup plan Do we have a plan on how we are going to get these things folded stapled NAME Re pritt stick scissors CHAR still have them can CHAR wait till CHAR see you at church on sunday NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi Do you still have my pritt stick scissors I really could do with having them back Sorry if you have returned them my memory is just really bad which I know it is anyway Thanks Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM problem Hi NUM downloaded your software NUM question I am using it for a WEBSITE file alone it does nt change the icon on the start menu If I also change the main exe file it does However if I then try to open the program it says This application requires Shockwave Player NUM which is not installed Click OK to download it Do you know why this would happen It worked fine before I tried to change the icon Thanks NAME Hi WEBSITE file alone it does nt change the icon on the start menu If I also change the main exe file it does However if I then try to open the program it says This application requires Shockwave Player NUM which is not installed Click OK to download it Do you know why this would happen It worked fine before I tried to change the icon Thanks NAME NAME executing NAME file I have problem executing the NAME file I created using NAME remaker Ver NUM When I tried to run the NAME file I get the message as shown in the bmp file in the attachment Please advise what went wrong Many thanks NAME Ho NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE NAME submissions NAME or PC Just a thought on problem submissions Could we try and make sure the submission indicates whether the computer in use is a PC or a NAME This is fairly critical as it usually changes the suggested remedial action not to mention alters wildly my abilities to solve the problem Whist I can beat windows into submission most times I ve never used a NAME before and trying to solve someone s problem is nt the best place to learn Just thought I d suggest it as it d probably make all our lives easier to know what we re dealing with beforehand NAME NAME Re NAME with command line after extaction Dear Mr NAME The new software version solve my problem Now all is OK My personal compliments for your work Best regards GP NAME NAME Design Development NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME Support EMAIL Per EMAIL NAME NAME Re NAME with command line after extaction NUM NUM NUM NUM I want specify which is the error message displayed by Acrobat The first message is Error during file s open the file not exist and then Error during file s open path not exist Really the file exist and is present in extraction path Definitely then try upgrading as per my other email Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DF Re NAME with corrupted archieved disk Hi NAME Taking a bit of inspiration from your suggestion I did the following with success NUM Copied application off disk NUM and all good data files onto CHAR drive in an empty file NUM Ran NAME disk doctor over only file areas of disk NUM repairing what could be NUM Saved recovered file from CHAR to CHAR NUM Ran application file on CHAR Seems to have got all my data back although an error message says some was lost NAME the files were mainly NAME NUM and NAME NUM stuff If someone else reports same problem trust this might work for them too Muzza I ve been using NAME Maker for a year or so but have recently come up with a problem on disk NUM of a NUM disk spanned archieve due to bad disk sectors I ve attempted to repair the disk with scandisk on NAME ME without luck and the files wo nt extract without the last disk Is there any way I can extract the data that is good on the other NUM disks NAME the last disk is the most critical one as it contains a lot of the information required for processing the archive You could try to copy all the fragments which you can read into NUM directory on the hard drive bring up a commandprompt and use the command WEBSITE obviously replacing with all the other files and filename with the actual name of the file Then try using NAME or NAME to attempt to WEBSITE It probably wo nt work but it might be worth a try Sorry I ca nt be of more help Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DF NAME with corrupted archieved disk Hi I ve been using NAME Maker for a year or so but have recently come up with a problem on disk NUM of a NUM disk spanned archieve due to bad disk sectors I ve attempted to repair the disk with scandisk on NAME ME without luck and the files wo nt extract without the last disk Is there any way I can extract the data that is good on the other NUM disks Thanks Muzza NAME Isles Designs Marine Technology Consultants Specialist Vessel Design Project Management NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM NUM Visit our web site at WEBSITE NAME our latest Newsletter at WEBSITE NAME with creating self extraction exe file NAME I have created an self extracting NAME file and after extraction it has to run a special command which I have defined in the NAME extraction option The problem I am having is it works in windows NUM NAME and when I try to run same software it does nt run on NAME NUM and NAME NAME The error message was could not able to open file Well I think I know the problem While making NAME file with NAME I had selected as temp as my default archive extraction folder In NAME NUM it works because we have C windowstemp folder but in NAME we do nt have that folder and on NAME NAME also it does nt work even though we have this folder so my question is can we create our own folder using NAME software so that we can extract the software and run the application from there and delete later on If yes can you please provide me the steps to do this Any help would be appreciated Best NAME NAME NAME EMAIL problem with gui I ve asked a lot of people to click on WEBSITE but the problem in its design is that nobody understands what it is doing and do nt know whether they have to do anything not very user friendly NAME problems Dear NAME We are having problems with the hotmail account so it is probably better to use a bramford account when writing to us I saw NAME yesterday and she asked me to pass on their best wishes She has been in hospital for an operation for breast cancer You have nt forgotten Tuesday have you Love Mum probs SMILEY I was running the NAME Server with a NUM digit number NUM After going through the entire process I got the foll exception Attempting to dispatch from pipe NAME NUM Dispatched from pipe Attempting to dispatch from pipe NAME NUM Dispatched from pipe Attempting to dispatch from pipe NAME NUM FINISHED REDUCTION Dispatched from pipe This is not allowed n k javalangArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException at limamathematicalfactorisationquadraticsieveQuadraticSieveAlgfact orise QuadraticSieveAlgjava NUM at NAME se QuadraticSievejava NUM at limamathematicalfactorisationFactorisationAlgorithmfactorise NAME orisationAlgorithmjava NUM at limamathematicalfactorisationquadraticsieveQuadraticSieveAlgfini sh QuadraticSieveAlgjava NUM at limamathematicalfactorisationquadraticsieveQuadraticSieveAlgfact orise QuadraticSieveAlgjava NUM at NAME se QuadraticSievejava NUM at limamathematicalfactorisationlimaLimafactorise Limajava NUM at 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boldare NAME commets which we do nt know what to do with Help After looking at your last email and this one I ll have to look a little closer at this I ll do that this evening email you later Thanks for what you ve done in the other email I gave it to NAME although I have nt read the email myself yet I have nothing from NAME still Sorry that s my fault NAME gave his stuff to me yesterday but after postering NAME hence why you got posters from me in your pigeon hole for NAME since I was practically going past there I felt rather tired forgot about all the things that I intended to do sorry I ve attached both the photo and biography I see no biog am CHAR being thick hope I ve worked out the difference between NAME and NAME now I did nt have NAME s photo before I m pretty sure NAME is the one in the bow tie NAME has a casual top on As I ca nt check back on the contents of attachments of sent emails I ca nt verify whether I sent you NAME s photo before so I ll give you the benefit of the doubt NAME good that s ok then SMILEY Anyway would it be at all possible for me to meet up with you tomorrow to discuss the last little bits of it I just need a second opinion now I have lectures NUM and NUM NUM Do you want me to come to you or to come here NAME I m happy to meet up Where s your NUM lecture I m quite happy to come to NAME unless this lecture is somewhere like the NAME NAME Site in which case it d make more sense if you came to me I have all my lectures here and will do forever Would it be ok if you came over at about pm or just before NAME I ve got the front cover from Dad He insists on calling it a poster I have thanks it arrived late this afternoon but I need to print it off to decide whether it is OK or not since this was where the problem lay before It looks like it ll be fine but I really ca nt tell properly until I ve printed it out and my printer is not working so I need to set up the network printers on my computer print to the college NUM oh well more work Sorry about that I do nt mean to pass all my work onto you Anyway thanks for your support Thank you for your work especially as you have so many other things on to do It ll all be over in a few days time NAME NAME What does the stand for berfordert sich German for to have too much demanded of you NO it s an earear smilie honestly some people have no imagination p NAME Now what NAME THAT mean NAME Re prog surprisingly enough NAME NAME can scan stuff and NUM transfer to my laptop just hope he ll be in when you re in he normally is ok I ll see you at plogde at pm thank you NAME Re prog surprisingly enough I have an inkjet and have the file on my comp so we can print it out when you re here so you can say what print options you want Do you want me to meet you at plodge again or do you want to come to my acc block and I ll meet you at the door NAME ps NAME Re prog so far is ftp supposed to be dtp or is it something else the front cover is not the right one but it ll take NUM hrs for it to get to me when dad sends it If your Dad does need at any stage to transfer files to you or viseversa feel free to give him the NAME details that I gave you in an email the other day NAME prog so far NUM Re prog so far NUM I saw NAME this evening and asked him to sort it out He will be putting the photo in my pigeonhole and the biography should be done tomorrow NAME Hi Thanks for your email and sorry it s taken a little while to reply So much for doing my project sorry I ll talk you through each page NUM Dad s working on it I forwarded him the relevant bit of your email and your new version too OK great I look forward to seeing what he comes up with It s quite difficult to know quite what to do with it so he has a nice little challenge there NUM this may be able to be freed up the talk s not as long as anticipated just to have the by kind permiss and italics info that s on CHAR NUM OK NUM Obviously only NUM photo per person but I just put all possibilities down CHAR NUM NAME s photo will be scanned tomorrow or thurs still need NAME s stuff and NAME s photo I m sure I sent NAME s photo Oh well here it is again Have you got NAME s stuff yet If not I ll send another nag email Also if you could ensure that everyone is labelled here with what they are soprano alto NUM what do I think about putting the WEBSITE Fine although if you want to put it elsewhere then feel free to do so NUM this is what NAME gave me CHAR still have to do a grammar revamp etc is it ok otherwise she s happy to do more with it if it s needed which picture do I think I ve emailed the webmaster of the site I got them off for copyright as she s spelt NAME the way she has do we need to do that throughout the NAME looks good to me I ll email it to NAME and check with him he s the musician I ll leave the picture choice up to you I have no preference either way Have you permission yet to use them As for the spelling of NAME NAME again I ll ask NAME NUM is the centre heading better yes I think so NUM CHAR need to lose NUM lines so do I think I can lose some carridge returns where I ve got NUM still have nt decided on borders you could try removing the CRs see what it looks like Have a play with that one You may be able to increase the margins Get your project done Then worry about borders SMILEY NUM this should be freed up for NUM NUM it d be good to have the contents of NUM NUM staying on facing pages if possible NUM does it need a title what about the colons anyone else to thank have we got another trumpet yet alpha order has nt happened for some reason ahhhhh it s ok I ll do it later you get the idea anyway NAME new NAME ensemble I ll get thanks to you by Sat Trying to find out about the trumpet alpha ordering should nt take you too long if you could put some kind of seperation between the performers thanks that d be good NUM I have nt touched this since you revamped it my efforts were only experimentational NAME this gets through to you without any trouble I tried to put something on your web space the other day but it said I was unauthorised or something anyway dad ll send you a zipped pdf version of whatever he comes up with Yes it got to me thanks Forget the web space thing obviously in your your computer s case it is going to be more trouble than it s worth Many thanks NAME NAME The following section of this message contains a file attachment prepared for transmission using the NAME MIME message format If you are using NAME Mail or any another MIMEcompliant system you should be able to save it or view it from within your mailer If you cannot please ask your system administrator for assistance File information WEBSITE Date NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM bytes Type ZIParchive Re prog so far NUM Hi Thanks for your email and sorry it s taken a little while to reply That s ok it s meant I have time to do other things SMILEY So much for doing my project sorry That s ok it s now almost finished in rough now I just need to write it up by hand it s only take about NUM hours are nt there progs that make writing up maths which has fractions with NUM lines in it easy I ll talk you through each page NUM Dad s working on it I forwarded him the relevant bit of your email and your new version too OK great I look forward to seeing what he comes up with It s quite difficult to know quite what to do with it so he has a nice little challenge there Yes I think he felt the challenge He says he s learning how to do grad fills etc NUM this may be able to be freed up the talk s not as long as anticipated just to have the by kind permiss and italics info that s on CHAR NUM OK but if I do nt want to see later then that s easier NUM NAME s photo will be scanned tomorrow or thurs still need NAME s stuff and NAME s photo I m sure I sent NAME s photo Oh well here it is again Have you got NAME s stuff yet If not I ll send another nag email OK sorry I thought NAME was NAME I do nt have NAME s photo NAME s is now scanned but she is wearing a white top in it against a white background so it does nt look wonderful Still not heard anything from NAME Also if you could ensure that everyone is labelled here with what they are soprano alto CHAR NUM what do I think about putting the WEBSITE Fine although if you want to put it elsewhere then feel free to do so right NUM this is what NAME gave me CHAR still have to do a grammar revamp etc is it ok otherwise she s happy to do more with it if it s needed which picture do I think I ve emailed the webmaster of the site I got them off for copyright as she s spelt NAME the way she has do we need to do that throughout the NAME looks good to me I ll email it to NAME and check with him he s the musician I ll leave the picture choice up to you I have no preference either way Have you permission yet to use them As for the spelling of NAME NAME again I ll ask NAME there s a date mistake on it but I have the correction now not had reply to my email on the copyright does it matter as they re ancient portraits and copyright was nt invented then NUM is the centre heading better yes I think so good NUM CHAR need to lose NUM lines so do I think I can lose some carridge returns where I ve got NUM still have nt decided on borders you could try removing the CRs see what it looks like Have a play with that one You may be able to increase the margins Get your project done Then worry about borders SMILEY OK I ll leave the CRs and add boarders and make the text stretch to the end of p NUM this should be freed up for NUM NUM it d be good to have the contents of NUM NUM staying on facing pages if possible see above NUM does it need a title what about the colons anyone else to thank have we got another trumpet yet alpha order has nt happened for some reason ahhhhh it s ok I ll do it later you get the idea anyway NAME new NAME ensemble I ll get thanks to you by Sat Trying to find out about the trumpet alpha ordering should nt take you too long if you could put some kind of seperation between the performers thanks that d be good ok yup NUM I have nt touched this since you revamped it my efforts were only experimentational I figured my excitement to look forward to on sunday afternoon NAME this gets through to you without any trouble I tried to put something on your web space the other day but it said I was unauthorised or something anyway dad ll send you a zipped pdf version of whatever he comes up with Yes it got to me thanks Forget the web space thing obviously in your your computer s case it is going to be more trouble than it s worth hmmm either that or it s just me doing something silly Well it finally seems to be coming together I ll do little things to it but leave the reformatting of p and NAME till sunday pm I have nt worked out what to do about printing whether mail boxes inc or cusu are better As far as time to do it goes actually printing that is I m free after NUM NUM on tues or all wed afternoon but that s about the only times next week that I can do it I m still unclear on exactly what s needed in colating are we stapling them if so do we have a long arm stapler are the sheets being folded in a machine or by hand I m sure there s other things CHAR wanted to say but I ve forgotten hope ur coping with bringing everything together NAME SMILEY Re prog so far NUM the photo still has nt arrived with me I ll pay him a visit soon NAME I saw NAME this evening and asked him to sort it out He will be putting the photo in my pigeonhole and the biography should be done tomorrow Do we have that now I ll collect the photograph scan it in if you like I assume the biog s being emailed but if applicable I ll collect that too Thanks NAME NAME Hi Thanks for your email and sorry it s taken a little while to reply So much for doing my project sorry I ll talk you through each page NUM Dad s working on it I forwarded him the relevant bit of your email and your new version too OK great I look forward to seeing what he comes up with It s quite difficult to know quite what to do with it so he has a nice little challenge there NUM this may be able to be freed up the talk s not as long as anticipated just to have the by kind permiss and italics info that s on CHAR NUM OK NUM Obviously only NUM photo per person but I just put all possibilities down CHAR NUM NAME s photo will be scanned tomorrow or thurs still need NAME s stuff and NAME s photo I m sure I sent NAME s photo Oh well here it is again Have you got NAME s stuff yet If not I ll send another nag email Also if you could ensure that everyone is labelled here with what they are soprano alto NUM what do I think about putting the WEBSITE Fine although if you want to put it elsewhere then feel free to do so NUM this is what NAME gave me CHAR still have to do a grammar revamp etc is it ok otherwise she s happy to do more with it if it s needed which picture do I think I ve emailed the webmaster of the site I got them off for copyright as she s spelt NAME the way she has do we need to do that throughout the NAME looks good to me I ll email it to NAME and check with him he s the musician I ll leave the picture choice up to you I have no preference either way Have you permission yet to use them As for the spelling of NAME NAME again I ll ask NAME NUM is the centre heading better yes I think so NUM CHAR need to lose NUM lines so do I think I can lose some carridge returns where I ve got NUM still have nt decided on borders you could try removing the CRs see what it looks like Have a play with that one You may be able to increase the margins Get your project done Then worry about borders SMILEY NUM this should be freed up for NUM NUM it d be good to have the contents of NUM NUM staying on facing pages if possible NUM does it need a title what about the colons anyone else to thank have we got another trumpet yet alpha order has nt happened for some reason ahhhhh it s ok I ll do it later you get the idea anyway NAME new NAME ensemble I ll get thanks to you by Sat Trying to find out about the trumpet alpha ordering should nt take you too long if you could put some kind of seperation between the performers thanks that d be good NUM I have nt touched this since you revamped it my efforts were only experimentational NAME this gets through to you without any trouble I tried to put something on your web space the other day but it said I was unauthorised or something anyway dad ll send you a zipped pdf version of whatever he comes up with Yes it got to me thanks Forget the web space thing obviously in your your computer s case it is going to be more trouble than it s worth Many thanks NAME NAME The following section of this message contains a file attachment prepared for transmission using the NAME MIME message format If you are using NAME Mail or any another MIMEcompliant system you should be able to save it or view it from within your mailer If you cannot please ask your system administrator for assistance File information WEBSITE Date NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM bytes Type ZIParchive Re Program Fwd Guys Please find below a paragraph on NAME NAME I think it s pitched about right and is the right length Please let me know if you want to edit it though before it goes in the program Love NAME How s this looking NAME NAME was trained as a classical musician He was a chorister at NAME Cathedral and went on to be a music scholar at NAME College It was here that he put his trust in NAME NAME He went on to be organ scholar at NAME and NAME College NAME from NUM where he studied music Since then he has been involved in teaching the bible in NAME s East NAME NAME School NAME and for the past NUM years at NAME NAME s Church NAME in the City of NAME At NAME NAME s he oversees the music and with his wife NAME helps teach the bible to students at the various NAME music colleges Hi NAME I do nt know if you got the message below or not The program will be going to press on Tuesday afternoon so if you are able to reply by then that would be great I ll liaise with you over details for Saturday where to come and when etc in a day or NUM when I ve talked to NUM or NUM others Yours NAME Hi NAME NAME you re well Thanks for the updated version of your talk The program editor has suggested to me that the best way to introduce you to the audience would be to put a short piece and a small photo of you in the program in the same way that there is a short piece about each soloist and the conductor If you agree that this would be suitable would you be able to send me a short piece read the program for the format of the pieces on the soloists and a small photo if you have a suitable electronic photo or could send a suitable NUM st class in the post Thanks very much for your help NAME Re Program Fwd NAME version of NAME NAME s Photo Attached Hi NAME I do nt know if you got the message below or not The program will be going to press on Tuesday afternoon so if you are able to reply by then that would be great I ll liaise with you over details for Saturday where to come and when etc in a day or NUM when I ve talked to NUM or NUM others Yours NAME Hi NAME NAME you re well Thanks for the updated version of your talk The program editor has suggested to me that the best way to introduce you to the audience would be to put a short piece and a small photo of you in the program in the same way that there is a short piece about each soloist and the conductor If you agree that this would be suitable would you be able to send me a short piece read the program for the format of the pieces on the soloists and a small photo if you have a suitable electronic photo or could send a suitable NUM st class in the post Thanks very much for your help NAME Re Program Fwd Hi guys Please see below re some spelling mistakes in the program I will forward you all NUM versions of a picture of NAME NAME so you can choose which format is best I will send on his write up when he sends it to me later today Am glad this is all coming together Love NAME NAME Sorry I ve been on a weekend Will send a photo in the post Do nt worry if it does nt suit or ca nt be sorted on time Before then a couple of typos I found in the programme No NUM fatherinlaw No NUM as as a thief in the night No NUM NAME You would have no authority over me not ever me I m sure someone has spotted them already but just in case I ll send NUM different electronic versions of my photo in separate emails in the hope you can read one of them And I ll do my writeup separately too Sorry for all this hassle NAME Hi NAME I do nt know if you got the message below or not The program will be going to press on Tuesday afternoon so if you are able to reply by then that would be great I ll liaise with you over details for Saturday where to come and when etc in a day or NUM when I ve talked to NUM or NUM others Yours NAME Hi NAME NAME you re well Thanks for the updated version of your talk The program editor has suggested to me that the best way to introduce you to the audience would be to put a short piece and a small photo of you in the program in the same way that there is a short piece about each soloist and the conductor If you agree that this would be suitable would you be able to send me a short piece read the program for the format of the pieces on the soloists and a small photo if you have a suitable electronic photo or could send a suitable NUM st class in the post Thanks very much for your help NAME Re Program Fwd Guys Please see below comments from NAME NAME re spelling mistakes I will forward his photo to you in a minute when I ve sorted it out and will send on his little write up when he sends it to me later Glad this is slowly getting sorted Love NAME NAME Sorry I ve been on a weekend Will send a photo in the post Do nt worry if it does nt suit or ca nt be sorted on time Before then a couple of typos I found in the programme No NUM fatherinlaw No NUM as as a thief in the night No NUM NAME You would have no authority over me not ever me I m sure someone has spotted them already but just in case I ll send NUM different electronic versions of my photo in separate emails in the hope you can read one of them And I ll do my writeup separately too Sorry for all this hassle NAME Hi NAME I do nt know if you got the message below or not The program will be going to press on Tuesday afternoon so if you are able to reply by then that would be great I ll liaise with you over details for Saturday where to come and when etc in a day or NUM when I ve talked to NUM or NUM others Yours NAME Hi NAME NAME you re well Thanks for the updated version of your talk The program editor has suggested to me that the best way to introduce you to the audience would be to put a short piece and a small photo of you in the program in the same way that there is a short piece about each soloist and the conductor If you agree that this would be suitable would you be able to send me a short piece read the program for the format of the pieces on the soloists and a small photo if you have a suitable electronic photo or could send a suitable NUM st class in the post Thanks very much for your help NAME Re NAME NAME hmmm I ve just offered to help with ticket sales in NAME s place NUM NUM I could pop into town for ish but have to be back at the NAME by NUM I might be able to spare a bit of time NUM but have to sort out stuff for the prayer meeting sometime during that time too if you d like me to help at NUM you ll have to either email me before NUM or text me on NUM if you need me later just email and you ll probably have to give me precise directions and instructions NAME I m rather clueless SMILEY tahnsk NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I wo nt have much time during office hours to do printing tomorrow I am only really free NUM and NUM Do you know if anyone would be avaliable to help outside or even during those times NAME I m afraid I m in a worse position because I m a unwell CHAR very busy CHAR have no free time I ve already made myself worse by going NAME NAME this evening dropping off proof copies of the programme So I m afraid I m going to have to ask you to sort it out yourself I suggest you CHAR find someone else to help you CHAR do it on Friday or CHAR take advantage of the fact that NAME has the cheapest printing in NAME and just print them off the laser printers not sure whether this is a good idea or not Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME I wo nt have much time during office hours to do printing tomorrow I am only really free NUM and NUM Do you know if anyone would be avaliable to help outside or even during those times NAME NAME NAME I wo nt have much time during office hours to do printing tomorrow I am only really free NUM and NUM Do you know if anyone would be avaliable to help outside or even during those times NAME Re NAME Fwd NAME and NAME Am I still supposed to be updating the programme I got the impression that this final stage of proofs and last minute additions were in NAME s hands Either way is fine for me NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME from NAME hope all s going well SMILEY NAME Hi NAME NUM little additions to the programme Please can you ensure that NAME NAME and NAME NAME get thanked in the thankyou s bit They both volunteered to play the piano for the choir rehearsals Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Re NAME Fwd that s fine just thought I d let you know SMILEY how s it going NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote NAME and NAME Am I still supposed to be updating the programme I got the impression that this final stage of proofs and last minute additions were in NAME s hands Either way is fine for me NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME from NAME hope all s going well SMILEY NAME Hi NAME NUM little additions to the programme Please can you ensure that NAME NAME and NAME NAME get thanked in the thankyou s bit They both volunteered to play the piano for the choir rehearsals Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME Fwd IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Hi NAME from NAME hope all s going well SMILEY NAME Hi NAME NUM little additions to the programme Please can you ensure that NAME NAME and NAME NAME get thanked in the thankyou s bit They both volunteered to play the piano for the choir rehearsals Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME Hi NAME NUM little additions to the programme Please can you ensure that NAME NAME and NAME NAME get thanked in the thankyou s bit They both volunteered to play the piano for the choir rehearsals Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Hi NAME NUM little additions to the programme Please can you ensure that NAME NAME and NAME NAME get thanked in the thankyou s bit They both volunteered to play the piano for the choir rehearsals Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME Hi NAME I got this from NAME again he might have already told you these but there are a few changes see below NAME Hi NAME CHAR couple of changes NAME NAME is an additional soprano NAME NAME is playing nd and not st violin NAME NAME is playing st not nd violin NAME that s OK Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Hi NAME I got this from NAME again he might have already told you these but there are a few changes see below NAME Hi NAME CHAR couple of changes NAME NAME is an additional soprano NAME NAME is playing nd and not st violin NAME NAME is playing st not nd violin NAME that s OK Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM programme NAME The programme is more or less complete although I realised this evening that I have forgotton to find out where the NAME are perhaps you could either add it yourself in the spaces provided on nd page and at interval notice within the libretto or else I could add it over the weekend The file in its full glory weighs in at a rather large NAME and even after archiving it it comes to Mb I tried to upload the archived version to NAME s folder in your webspace as suggested but it did nt work As a substitute I have uploaded it to some of my webspace so you should be able to find it at WEBSITE If you have any problems please contact me Yours in NAME NAME NAME The programme is more or less complete although I realised this evening that I have forgotton to find out where the NAME are perhaps you could either add it yourself in the spaces provided on nd page and at interval notice within the libretto or else I could add it over the weekend The file in its full glory weighs in at a rather large NAME and even after archiving it it comes to Mb I tried to upload the archived version to NAME s folder in your webspace as suggested but it did nt work As a substitute I have uploaded it to some of my webspace so you should be able to find it at WEBSITE If you have any problems please contact me Yours in NAME NAME Re Programme notes for concert Sorry That would be my fault Here is the real thing NAME Hi I ve just been reviewing the programme notes and I m having problems following the first paragraph It looks to me like it s suffered from being copied and pasted inccorectly somewhere along the line eg I suspect the ourt before NAME should be court Perhaps whoever has the correct version could let me have it to include in the final draft Here s what I have Born in NUM in NAME from the age of NUM NAME lived and studied music with his elder brother After a series of appointments as organist and briefly as chamber musician to the NAME of NAME In NUM he was promoted to the position of NAME but in NUM left to become the Cas a court musician he became in NUM court organist ourt NAME to NAME NAME at C then From NUM until his death in NUM he lived in NAME where he was the director of music at the NAME with responsibility for the music of the NUM principal city churches I m about to do the proofs for everyone to review and shall print the masters for NAME to copy tomorrow morning Thanks NAME NAME NAME programmes NAME please look at point NUM looks great to me just a few points NUM have you found out where toilets are situated and filled this in the NUM relevant places NUM question re new NAME ensemble this comes up at least twice in NAME NAME s biog and in NAME Meads both in lower case is this correct or should it be NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME s biog perhaps it would be better to keep the letters NAME CHAR together rather than split over NUM lines NUM NAME Staples the last NUM sentences are each on separate paragraphs is this necessary but please bear in mind I m no arts student so do nt really know a thing about paragraphs anyway NUM in NAME s biog and the st para of the intro talk we have bible in lower case I normally use a capital CHAR but again this may just be my mistake SMILEY NUM Do we need s around the biblical quote at the beginning of the intro talk NUM acknowledgements not sure about thanking NAME NAME do nt know what you think though also how about the publicity team and all others rahter NAME those who helped publicise the concert or just all those who helped with publicity SMILEY choir list alphabetical order or is there a reason for having it as it is also you could put leader next to NAME s name but I ll leave that to you ok that s all I could find hope that s all clear sorry to be a bit terse got a lot to do this morning SMILEY hope to see you later do nt worry if you ca nt get to the beginning of the prayer meeting if you can make it at all you might like to bring programmes with you for folding etc NAME I will be coming late around NUM I ll forward you the directions CHAR sent him for getting to my room in case that would be useful for you thanks again for everything love NAME Re programmes again NAME How many programmes do I need to print NAME Should have said before the files for the programme as updated are available from WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Just a small note to say how proud I am of our project I doubt any other projects will match the standard of ours Well done everybody SMILEY NAME Just a small note to say how proud I am of our project I doubt any other projects will match the standard of ours Well done everybody SMILEY NAME NAME meet up Dear all Well summer is well and truly here now or at least it s been hot for the last few days and I m on holiday therefore it s summer so I reckon it s time to start thinking about going to a prom Several people have said they d like to go to the one on nd July that s next monday so I propose that s what we do The programme is NAME Roman Carnival NAME NAME Concerto no NUM interval NAME L ascension NAME NAME NAME The concert starts at NUM and is due to finish at about NUM So we have several alternatives depending on whether people are workng during the day or what they want to do We could CHAR meet at about NUM outside the NAME NAME I have no idea how early you have to get there to get promming tickets or CHAR meet earlier and go for a meal somewhere as I do nt know NAME at all it might turn in to a trip to NAME s if I organise it or CHAR meet even earlier and do something exciting during the day I suggested the science museum or NAME Modern but any other ideas are very welcome And I ve lost track of which museums are free and which are nt so maybe we could go to the free NUM If we did that we could meet somewhere sort of midmorningish so as not to have to get up too early Oh dear I m getting lazy NAME that s all I can think of at the moment Let me know if you want to come and for which bits of the day and I shall attempt to coordinate everyone And do drag lots of other people along the more the merrier as far as I m concerned Take care love NAME xx PS Several people are away at the moment so if this works and people are keen to repeat the experiment always important if you re a scientist we could go to NUM in late august or sept too Dear all Well summer is well and truly here now or at least it s been hot for the last few days and I m on holiday therefore it s summer so I reckon it s time to start thinking about going to a prom Several people have said they d like to go to the one on nd July that s next monday so I propose that s what we do The programme is NAME Roman Carnival NAME NAME Concerto no NUM interval NAME L ascension NAME NAME NAME The concert starts at NUM and is due to finish at about NUM So we have several alternatives depending on whether people are workng during the day or what they want to do We could CHAR meet at about NUM outside the NAME NAME I have no idea how early you have to get there to get promming tickets or CHAR meet earlier and go for a meal somewhere as I do nt know NAME at all it might turn in to a trip to NAME s if I organise it or CHAR meet even earlier and do something exciting during the day I suggested the science museum or NAME Modern but any other ideas are very welcome And I ve lost track of which museums are free and which are nt so maybe we could go to the free NUM If we did that we could meet somewhere sort of midmorningish so as not to have to get up too early Oh dear I m getting lazy NAME that s all I can think of at the moment Let me know if you want to come and for which bits of the day and I shall attempt to coordinate everyone And do drag lots of other people along the more the merrier as far as I m concerned Take care love NAME xx PS Several people are away at the moment so if this works and people are keen to repeat the experiment always important if you re a scientist we could go to NUM in late august or sept too proms proud of our project Now s the time to shout about it READ THIS IT S LONG Hi Everyone I think most of us are crying out for a break now and wanting to catch up on sleep I think we all deserve it But we also deserve to win the prize too So I d like to drop a subtle hint about presentation SMILEY I have drafted out a very primitive version of the final presentation see attachment I d really like some feedback on it please I d like to present a draft version to NAME NAME in the Review meeting which is tmr Another major part of the presentation is the writing up of our technical paper We have done fantastic work but nobody outside NAME really knows about it We need to shout about it unashamedly Instead of NUM person writing it all the best way to go about it is for everyone to mainly write about what they ve done Because you are an expert in what you ve done and why you ve done it that way Everyone would be best at describing and boasting about their own little bits This way we are less likely to make technical mistakes or miss out crucial points Everyone should be involved in producing this because it is OUR project I have drafted a structure of the paper the paper will be handed out on the day of the presentation to all faculty memebers so it has to be engaging to read and impressive I have attached a framework of the paper whom I think should write about the individual section and some suggestions as to what need to be discussed in the various sections Do nt worry too much about writing in perfect English what I need is CONTENTS and DETAILS The paper obviously need to be later proofread amended added flair and the overall tone needs to be set and unified but you do nt have to worry about those details I d like this done and submitted by Sunday please PLEASE treat this deadline seriously because we are serious about our presentation So far we ve given NUM to the project we ve come so far let s end it in style too I know everyone s tired and have piled a mountain of sup work but just push it a little bit more SMILEY THANKS PEEPS NAME War and Peace NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM T NUM NAME T NUM Z NUM NUM NUM none NUM NUM NUM NUM Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer War and Peace Our Prime NAME slide NUM NAME general NAME logo distributed probabilistic factorization of large integers Ladies Gentlemen members of the faculty and distinguished guests welcome to NAME NAME Our accomplished mission is a software program that will factorise an arbitrary integer utilising probabilistic algorithms and distributed computing methods slide NUM flow diagram of the system including names of the algorithms used how the system is distributed It is an academically impressive and challenging problem to achieve our goal we employed some of the most leading edge algorithms and tools discussion of the various algorithms how they are optimized in our system NUM minutes But WHY You may ask should it interest you HOW Does it affect your life slide NUM applications of factorization in FrealF life Well we all expect our bank details telephone connections and online transactions to be secure and confidential but most of us take for granted the fact that primality factorization plays an irreplaceable role in many of the underlying security procedures You may all be aware that the factorization of large numbers is a very difficult problem some illustrations required here eg It takes typically bla amount of time to factorise a number of bla length Modern cryptography and security systems exploit the fact that large integers cannot be easily factorised On a national scale security systems based on primality factorization are extensively used by governments For example The NAME government has been using NUM such system the NAME NAME technology to protect its most sensitive information for nearly NUM years slide NUM how our project may be used in a practical 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NUM you wrote Hi NAME Yes NUM o clock on Thursday would work very well for me I d be grateful if you could confirm this Do you need directions on how to get to the Unit I look forward to seeing you then Best wishes NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Actually I ve just realised I ca nt do pm on Wednesday so please ignore my last email How about NAME Thursday NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email NAME someone else already agreed to do Monday at NUM NUM Is there any other time next week that you can do by any chance almost any other time on monday is free any time on tuesday NUM NUM on wednesday NUM NUM or NUM NUM on thursday Sorry about this fionnuala At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re psychology study Hi NAME Yes NUM o clock on Thursday would work very well for me I d be grateful if you could confirm this Do you need directions on how to get to the Unit I look forward to seeing you then Best wishes NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Actually I ve just realised I ca nt do pm on Wednesday so please ignore my last email How about NAME Thursday NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email Sorry someone else already agreed to do Monday at NUM NUM Is there any other time next week that you can do by any chance almost any other time on monday is free any time on tuesday NUM NUM on wednesday NUM NUM or NUM NUM on thursday Sorry about this fionnuala At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote I can do Monday at pm if that s helpful Regards NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear panel member As a member of the volunteer panel at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit I am requesting your help in a study examining emotional responses to short film clips The study will require you to watch a series of NUM short approximately NUM minute film clips After each film clip you will be asked to rate your emotional response on paper by circling the response that best describes how you feel One of these film clips is slightly unpleasant but has been tested in extensive pilot work here at the NAME and no volunteer has reported it to be very upsetting You will also be asked to complete some short but unrelated memory tests that will be presented on a computer These will test your memory for either letters or spatial locations and will be unrelated to the content of the film clips Finally you will be asked to complete a few questionnaires The overall length of the testing appointment should be approximately NUM hour and NUM minutes For those who are both interested and willing I am looking for volunteers this week and next Please email me with your preferred day and time Wednesday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM pm Monday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME Wednesday nd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME Thursday rd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME pm If none of these times are suitable but you are still interested in participating I will be running similar studies beginning the week of th January or rd NAME so please let me know I look forward to hearing from you Yours sincerely NAME NAME Ph NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM ext NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re psychology study Hi NAME Thanks for your email Sorry someone else already agreed to do Monday at NUM NUM Is there any other time next week that you can do by any chance almost any other time on monday is free any time on tuesday NUM NUM on wednesday NUM NUM or NUM NUM on thursday Sorry about this fionnuala At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote I can do Monday at pm if that s helpful Regards NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear panel member As a member of the volunteer panel at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit I am requesting your help in a study examining emotional responses to short film clips The study will require you to watch a series of NUM short approximately NUM minute film clips After each film clip you will be asked to rate your emotional response on paper by circling the response that best describes how you feel One of these film clips is slightly unpleasant but has been tested in extensive pilot work here at the NAME and no volunteer has reported it to be very upsetting You will also be asked to complete some short but unrelated memory tests that will be presented on a computer These will test your memory for either letters or spatial locations and will be unrelated to the content of the film clips Finally you will be asked to complete a few questionnaires The overall length of the testing appointment should be approximately NUM hour and NUM minutes For those who are both interested and willing I am looking for volunteers this week and next Please email me with your preferred day and time Wednesday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM pm Monday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME Wednesday nd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME Thursday rd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM pm If none of these times are suitable but you are still interested in participating I will be running similar studies beginning the week of th January or rd NAME so please let me know I look forward to hearing from you Yours sincerely NAME NAME Ph NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM ext NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM psychology study Dear panel member As a member of the volunteer panel at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit I am requesting your help in a study examining emotional responses to short film clips The study will require you to watch a series of NUM short approximately NUM minute film clips After each film clip you will be asked to rate your emotional response on paper by circling the response that best describes how you feel One of these film clips is slightly unpleasant but has been tested in extensive pilot work here at the NAME and no volunteer has reported it to be very upsetting You will also be asked to complete some short but unrelated memory tests that will be presented on a computer These will test your memory for either letters or spatial locations and will be unrelated to the content of the film clips Finally you will be asked to complete a few questionnaires The overall length of the testing appointment should be approximately NUM hour and NUM minutes For those who are both interested and willing I am looking for volunteers this week and next Please email me with your preferred day and time Wednesday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM pm Monday th January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME Wednesday nd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME Thursday rd January NUM am NUM am NUM NAME NUM NAME NUM pm If none of these times are suitable but you are still interested in participating I will be running similar studies beginning the week of th January or rd NAME so please let me know I look forward to hearing from you Yours sincerely NAME NAME Ph NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM ext NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM PT NAME is there any chance we could have prayer triplet in the evening NUM NUM rather than the morning I have a deadline in the afternoon I ve checked this with NAME and he s okay to change Thanks NAME publicity There does nt seem to be a poster in the music faculty Would seem a good place If you drop some into me or leave some in my pigeon hole or something I d be glad to rectify the problem NAME Punting tonight Hi I am sending the following message on behalf of NAME NAME Please email him if you are able to help out EMAIL Thanks NAME can anyone help with punting tonight around ish free dinner and a pound NUM email me cheers CHAR Re purpose Hi NAME I do nt know about the web page I ll talk to NAME But you re right we do nt exist for that purpose You may have noticed that I told people to email you if they were interested in the cross cultural missions thing Hope you do nt mind I did nt think mentioning Muslims would go down that well with some of the noninvolved people on the list Thank you so much Not that I gave you any choice SMILEY NAME On May NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote According to WEBSITE The NAME College NAME NAME exists to help Christians at NAME get the most out of their time here by helping people meet each other and feel part of a larger community through weekly meetings small prayer groups and general friendship I thought NAME College CU as part of NAME existed to make NAME NAME known to students in NAME College NAME the above might identify some secondary aims or if read with the correct understanding how we might aim to achieve the primary aim my understanding was that our primary aim is not identified above Assuming I m not being heretical or stupid and that I m right in the above do you think that someone should point it out to the owner of the page NAME Re purpose According to WEBSITE The NAME College NAME NAME exists I thought NAME College CU as part of NAME existed to make NAME NAME known to students in NAME College Well the website linked to certainly agrees with you there If we re going to do anything we probably ought to start by sending a copy of your email to NAME I did start an email to EMAIL asking what the procedure for changing the text was but as my name crisd is nt mentioned anywhere on the site I realised it might look a little odd I suppose I could seruptiously add it somewhere but if NAME and Karuna want me to do that then I can I wonder how important it is after all anyone who cares will follow the link and then they ll given the full picture and the text does nt say anything untrue I wonder is that the appropriate place to advertise NAME s aims But then I suppose anyone who cares is liable to come across NAME s mission statement in short order and we re not ashamed of the gospel NAME over it again it could do with some rewording apparently help Christians feel part of a larger community Larger than what Their church The College In summary I do nt think it s a big deal as the website is clear but if you NAME and NAME feel it s appropriate then I ll see about getting it changed NAME Re purpose Sorry about the previous email did nt look down the inbox You re right this should be changed Who is the owner updater of the website I could nt find any details NAME On NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote WEBSITE Quarter of a Century Celebration Hi everyone the date has changed from my first email the plan is now NAME NAME th March NUM NAME NUM pm until CHAR late NAME Initially The NAME NAME but we could end up anywhere Sorry for confusion SMILEY NAME Dear friends I would like to cordially invite you to celebrate my th birthday with me After you recover from the shock of realisation that I m NUM and probably older than you I ll admit that I moved the date a bit since the real date was in NAME but I hope NUM will mind I m guessing that since the term is nearly over everyone will appreciate the chance to go out and kill themsel I mean have a good time SMILEY The plan starts here NAME Thursday th March NUM NAME NUM pm until CHAR late NAME Initially The NAME NAME but we could end up anywhere I hope that you can all make it everyone is welcome and encouraged to bring friends let s make it a night to remember best wishes NAME Quarter of a Century Celebration Dear friends I would like to cordially invite you to celebrate my th birthday with me After you recover from the shock of realisation that I m NUM and probably older than you I ll admit that I moved the date a bit since the real date was in NAME but I hope NUM will mind I m guessing that since the term is nearly over everyone will appreciate the chance to go out and kill themsel I mean have a good time SMILEY The plan starts here NAME Wednesday th March NUM NAME NUM pm until CHAR late NAME Initially The NAME NAME but we could end up anywhere I hope that you can all make it everyone is welcome and encouraged to bring friends let s make it a night to remember best wishes NAME query Have sent package and other mail this morning Re card details for sentinel how does your name appear on the card NAME NAME or NAME CHAR Cornish Mum Have sent package and other mail this morning Re card details for sentinel how does your name appear on the card NAME NAME or NAME CHAR Cornish Mum question NUM quick question is it possible to do a multicommand line run in NAME s like instead of NUM have NUM run I know you could do it via workaround batch file but I was unsure if there was actual option like that Just answering customer s email no need for long response thanks NAME NAME NAME Inc ConeXware contact information support EMAIL sales EMAIL Re question Hello thanks for you reply I found the problem after spending endless hours trying to figure it out I was unzipping the files with the winxp unzip program in return it was giving me a memory allocation error the program was trying to inflate the files to my temp directory but was not able to find the directory not sure why anyway I installed winzip and the program loaded thanks again your reply was very much appreciated NAME BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA It would be most helpful if you could give me a NAME for the file you downloaded since NUM cannot find anything for the Stylus NUM on their website I ll then see if I can help but ca nt guarantee it it looks like a problem with NAME s software Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME DF BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME iDDBQEzaoljANcCAsWXTRAnbAJwpqkAhbQLcMdMqsOyCZjDxNgCfeLmw VzakMwKegvuyNrSTAduE dKQ END NAME SIGNATURE question I downloaded a printer driver from epson stylus NUM NUM which uses your sfx software the problem I am having it will not extract the file I recieve a message saying setup cannot allocate working memory I have NUM ram my CHAR mem set at NUM NUM also I tried no paging file I also tried to run program in safe mode disabled all startup services with msconfig I recieved the same message I concated epson about NUM times they were no help also found a post on the internet with this problem I included the link below I am running winxp any advice would be greatly appreciated NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE I downloaded a printer driver from epson stylus NUM NUM which uses your sfx software the problem I am having it will not extract the file I recieve a message saying setup cannot allocate working memory I have NUM ram my CHAR mem set at NUM NUM also I tried no paging file I also tried to run program in safe mode disabled all startup services with msconfig I recieved the same message I concated epson about NUM times they were no help also found a post on the internet with this problem I included the link below I am running winxp any advice would be greatly appreciated NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE Re Question yes thanks The next one will be Thursday NAME pm in NAME if you re interested Could you please let me know where exactly this will be NAME as then I can tell the exec as well in case any of them are free at this time and would like to come Thanks NAME Question Hi NAME NAME the prayer meeting went well yesterday afternoon NAME said that you had a good time NUM questions NUM The exec were asking me yesterday if they will have any jobs to do helping out stewarding etc at the event or whether they re not needed at all in which case they will buy tickets and invite friends Please let me know as soon as you can so I can let them know We are all very willing to help if anything at all needs doing though so just let me know NUM We ll have our last exec meeting before the concert event tomorrow Mon night so if there s anything you d like us to help with from NAME anything you d like us to discuss or decide or anything that you d like me to update or brief the exec on It d be especially good to have an update so we all know where everything s at and can be praying appropriately please email me before NAME Mon night NUM I will be looking after NAME meeting him bringing him to the right place praying with him and some of you guys as well hopefully etc I m assuming that I d better buy a ticket as well though so I can sit down Let me know Think that s it for now Thanks very much Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court Re Question I saw NAME last night she has nt been very well for the last couple of weeks and was still rather under the weather do pray for her She said that so far she had NUM volunteers to steward which is nt really enough although we re still trying other people if any of you on the exec would like to help in this way and if this would nt prevent your nonC friends from coming that would really be appreciated please could you let NAME rrt know if that s poss I ve asked the exec and they could nt decide right now but they ll either be emailing to get tickets for them and friends or will email NAME to offer to help NAME NAME this is OK I will buy a ticket as feel I should not be stewarding but be on hand to take care of NAME NAME this is OK Love NAME NUM We ll have our last exec meeting before the concert event tomorrow Mon night so if there s anything you d like us to help with from NAME anything you d like us to discuss or decide or anything that you d like me to update or brief the exec on It d be especially good to have an update so we all know where everything s at and can be praying appropriately please email me before NAME Mon night NAME NAME should be getting prayer points out to our prayer supports shortly which you should be NAME d in so hopefully that ll be useful for this yep I ll try to before my supervision this afternoon though if I do nt manage to do this in time I wo nt be free again till late this evening I ll forward the list of prayer points from our meeting on Saturday in case I do nt get the other NUM done in time NUM I will be looking after NAME meeting him bringing him to the right place praying with him and some of you guys as well hopefully etc great thanks We ll be having a time of prayer on the day though I m yet to work that out I suspect that we re looking at having a prayer meeting around the pmpm time scale ie after the afternoon rehearsal and before we have to be getting ready for the concert yep that sounds about right might be an idea to find a willing NAME to host this I ll ask around thanks for everything love NAME I m assuming that I d better buy a ticket as well though so I can sit down Let me know If you d like a seat a ticket d be useful but it s only pound NUM SMILEY Many thanks love NAME Think that s it for now Thanks very much Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re Question IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I saw NAME last night she has nt been very well for the last couple of weeks and was still rather under the weather do pray for her She said that so far she had NUM volunteers to steward which is nt really enough although we re still trying other people if any of you on the exec would like to help in this way and if this would nt prevent your nonC friends from coming that would really be appreciated please could you let NAME rrt know if that s poss I ve asked the exec and they could nt decide right now but they ll either be emailing to get tickets for them and friends or will email NAME to offer to help NAME NAME this is OK That s great thanks I will buy a ticket as feel I should not be stewarding but be on hand to take care of NAME NAME this is OK definately I was nt expecting you to steward SMILEY I ll get back to you on the other issues CHAR soon Love NAME Love NAME Re Question IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission NUM questions NUM The exec were asking me yesterday if they will have any jobs to do helping out stewarding etc at the event or whether they re not needed at all in which case they will buy tickets and invite friends Please let me know as soon as you can so I can let them know We are all very willing to help if anything at all needs doing though so just let me know can I hold on that one until tomorrow when I hope to have a slightly better idea of the stewarding situation I saw NAME last night she has nt been very well for the last couple of weeks and was still rather under the weather do pray for her She said that so far she had NUM volunteers to steward which is nt really enough although we re still trying other people if any of you on the exec would like to help in this way and if this would nt prevent your nonC friends from coming that would really be appreciated please could you let NAME rrt know if that s poss NUM We ll have our last exec meeting before the concert event tomorrow Mon night so if there s anything you d like us to help with from NAME anything you d like us to discuss or decide or anything that you d like me to update or brief the exec on It d be especially good to have an update so we all know where everything s at and can be praying appropriately please email me before NAME Mon night NAME NAME should be getting prayer points out to our prayer supports shortly which you should be NAME d in so hopefully that ll be useful for this yep I ll try to before my supervision this afternoon though if I do nt manage to do this in time I wo nt be free again till late this evening I ll forward the list of prayer points from our meeting on Saturday in case I do nt get the other NUM done in time NUM I will be looking after NAME meeting him bringing him to the right place praying with him and some of you guys as well hopefully etc great thanks We ll be having a time of prayer on the day though I m yet to work that out I suspect that we re looking at having a prayer meeting around the pmpm time scale ie after the afternoon rehearsal and before we have to be getting ready for the concert yep that sounds about right might be an idea to find a willing NAME to host this I ll ask around thanks for everything love NAME I m assuming that I d better buy a ticket as well though so I can sit down Let me know If you d like a seat a ticket d be useful but it s only pound NUM SMILEY Many thanks love NAME Think that s it for now Thanks very much Love NAME DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re Question IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission correction my room s NAME NUM not NUM SMILEY and if you do know your way around NAME it s not really a maze it s rd floor NAME go straight ahead when you get to the top of the stairs and it s on the end of the corridor there are only NUM rooms on that corridor and mine has my name on it so it should nt be too hard to find SMILEY love NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote The next one will be Thursday NAME pm in NAME if you re interested Could you please let me know where exactly this will be NAME as then I can tell the exec as well in case any of them are free at this time and would like to come It ll be room NUM in NAME NAME s room but unless you know your way around the maze that is NAME that does nt help a great deal I can make sure there is someone at the p lodge for anyone who d like to come along Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Question about reversing the file Greetings I have just started using SFX Maker to distribute files to my clients Very very NICE Bravo to you My question is this Once I have created an NAME file can I reopen it to add more files Or view it s contents Basically to reverse the extraction process back to a NAME file Regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Question about NAME NAME Hello WEBSITE file on our system that NAME can not delete but they say there is a virus in it The file properties shows your NAME NAME and web address Can you help us delete this and do you know anything about this Thank you NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Hello WEBSITE file on our system that NAME can not delete but they say there is a virus in it The file properties shows your NAME NAME and web address Can you help us delete this and do you know anything about this Thank you NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME But you ve got to send this back to me Here s what you are supposed to do Forward this email erasing all the addresses of earlier senders Change all the answers so they apply to you Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you The theory is that you will get a pile of gettoknow emails You ll learn a lot of little known and sometimes scary facts about your friends Remember to send this back to the person who sent it to you NUM What is your full name NAME NAME NAME NUM What colour knickers or pant s are you wearing right now NAME let me check purple NUM What are you listening to right now NAME Papa Do nt Preach NUM What are the last NUM digits of your phone number mobile or home NUM NUM What was the last thing you ate NAME and NAME Chocolate Crunch from NAME s NAME and it was very nice NUM If you were a crayon what colour would you be NAME obviously NUM Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon Somewhere hot and secluded with nice sandy beaches NUM How is the weather right now Now it is dark and probably getting cold earlier it was very hot especially as they have not yet turned off the heating in our halls NUM Last person you talked to on the phone My mother NUM What s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex Eyes not counting hair I notice and randomly stroke everyone s hair as most of you have no doubt experienced NUM Do you like the person that sent you this Very much he picked me up from NAME at am NUM How are you today Very well NUM Your favourite drink Water NUM Your favourite alcoholic drink NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME vodka if you re not 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Relationship or NUM night stands NAME for those of you that would even have had to ask NUM Chocolate or vanilla Well I do nt like chocolate so vanilla but NAME or strawberry is better NUM Do you want your friends to write back Yeah it s intersting finding out this kind of stuff about people even more interesting when you send out the questionnaire where they have to answer it about you and your boyfriend gets your eye colour wrong after you ve been going out NUM months NUM Who is least likely to respond NAME NUM Who is most likely to respond One of my friends from school maybe Or NAME NAME he answered the last one I sent out quickest Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE Re quick favour to ask NAME will do and I ll pray that you ll get better soon NAME I need to contact NAME fairly promptly today but since she does not have such easy access to a computer I ca nt guarantee that she ll get an email from me Would you therefore phone her and tell her that I ca nt do the poster drop this afternoon as I m not feeling very well I ll either find people who can do it I may NAME posters to the CU reps or I ll do it myself on Friday or Sunday afternoon Thanks NAME Re quick query yep it s NUM NAME Road To get there keep going up NAME Road past NAME NAME and NAME and it s on the right hand side a bit after NAME finises Her house is most of the way along on the NAME How s postconcert stuff going Everything ok You guys got any sleep yet NAME On Mon NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Just wondering do you think you could let me know where NAME s house is Thanks NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME Re CHAR CHAR ok Hi NAME Glad to hear you re ok now or at least a bit better on track SMILEY was great to see posters up in the NAME today I m afraid tomorrow s really no good for me I m rather snowed under at the moment and do nt have many gaps in my day tomorrow anyway I might not be able to do much until the weekend as for prayer meetings I m afraid this friday s out for me food for thought kind of arranged for after NAME and next friday I ll be at the rehearsal SMILEY I guess I could possibly do thursday before risky living after NUM or friday before NAME s hmm after but the weekend would be better do you think there s any chance of having it saturday afternoon or even sunday sory I know I was supposed to look into this only problem was that I could nt find much free time this week and I ll chase up the gospel issue too and see how many they ve got left after witness I think that s all thanks for all you ve been doing take care love NAME ps I saw NAME yesterday night we together with NAME CHAR spent almost NUM hours bowing parts and he said the placing of the talks has all been finalised so hopefully he ll be able to reply to NAME email about that SMILEY also all the fixing s done apart from NUM double bass NAME s reluctant to get the list to NAME before it s completely finished but I do see that we originally decided to have the progs completely finalised by tomorrow oh just realised why saturday s not such a good idea for the prayer meeting cums but could sunday work On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m going to be brief because I need to get to bed but just to say sorry I have nt been in contact properly over the last week I ve been somewhat snowed under with work and getting progressively more tired and hence I did nt make evening Witness things at all or church on Sunday NAME I just needed sleep Anyway things seem to be a bit better on track now I just need to watch the work to ensure I do nt let my group down or let supervision work fall behind Hope you are feeling better than yesterday morning Do get plenty of rest and let me know if there is anything I can do Publicity is all in order we ve got a great publicity team I m doing NAME Road area on Wednesday afternoon if you are able and want to join me Programmes are coming on OK once provisions in my email to NAME have been sorted NAME NAME started in NAME today without any glitches once posters go up then we might actually sell some SMILEY Finances are OK see the website for revised budget to accomodate the organ Could you please chase up the gospel issue I thinks that everythings is generally coming together We need also to sort out a prayer meeting My evenings are generally all booked up I know this might not be brilliant for you so feel free to say no but would it be possible to have one on NAME th and one on NAME th after NAME s time and venue your choice Otherwise we re onto daytime slots Take care and hopefully see you soon love NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME have nt heard from you for a while and I do nt know what I can do to help had a worriedsounding text from NAME this morning asking if I could find out what s happening with the programme when I saw you at church today but I ve only just got that and as you know I did nt see you at church NAME I was nt there SMILEY do please let me know if there s anything I can do and please could you let NAME know what s happening he s CHAR worried that NAME wo nt have enough time to prepare properly thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re CHAR CHAR ok NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Glad to hear you re ok now or at least a bit better on track SMILEY I just have to justify to my group tomorrow why I have nt done any work since the weekend on the group project SMILEY but it ll be ok oh and then there s supervision work and going through lecture notes and I m here for a degree now they tell me a degree since when yep I know the feeling very well but I m sure you re not stressing SMILEY sorry I have nt been able to help much recently but do send stuff my way gospel issue still being chased up did CHAR forward that message from NAME was great to see posters up in the NAME today I know it s a great feeling to see them springing up everywhere even found myself being handed flyers at CHAR CHAR this evening SMILEY I m afraid tomorrow s really no good for me I m rather snowed under at the moment and do nt have many gaps in my day tomorrow anyway I might not be able to do much until the weekend do nt worry things are covered as far as I can see just keep praying I think that s the most important thing Do nt your work slip behind thanks for doing that today dorry I could nt help as for work I ve been behind since the beginning of NAME as for prayer meetings snip after this Saturday we need one more before the day itself Monday is a bit close I cannot do Tuesday at all Wednesday I can do NUM pm Thursday I can do before EMAIL after pm when I finish selling tickets in NAME Friday I m free after NAME but you re not I ll leave that one for you to think about ok I think Wednesday would be ok for me but perhaps not so ideal as everyone will have NAME later and might be less likely to be able to come Thursday would prob be better I m free then too as far as I can tell Friday s no go for me with so few rehearsals there s no way I can miss it and the same goes for everyone else who s playing in it So thursday only problem was that I could nt find much free time this week NAME I know I ll try to keep things off you NAME but you re just as busy if not more so and I ll chase up the gospel issue too and see how many they ve got left after witness thanks but we do nt have any money to buy any cf my email to NAME earlier today yes but I do nt think we know for certain that there s no possibility of NAME main buying them for the event ps I saw NAME yesterday night we together with NAME CHAR spent almost NUM hours bowing parts wow you should have said I d have given you a hand Many thanks for that well it was mostly a case of all agreeing on sensible bowings for the violin parts then each marking them in NUM part as we went along we ve finished copying them in the others now and NAME s taking care of the other parts which hopefully wo nt need so much work And here s another instance of NAME helping again I ve already been asked to promote her up the thanks list as much as possible yep she s a star and she knows all teh words to everything now after listening to it nonstop over the long vac and he said the placing of the talks has all been finalised so hopefully he ll be able to reply to NAME email about that SMILEY excellent though it s NAME who really needs to know yep he NAME knows that also all the fixing s done apart from NUM double bass NAME s reluctant to get the list to NAME before it s completely finished but I do see that we originally decided to have the progs completely finalised by tomorrow it would be really helpful if NAME could have the list as it stands NAME and I can add the doublebass in before it goes to print Just because adding NUM name is something which can easily be done last minute but putting in a whole list of names is something which is fundamental to the structure I ll ask NAME Do you think you could ask NAME when she s free to meet NAME NAME and I ll then try to arrange a meeting with him yep it s mornings or after evensong is nt it I ll start looking into curry houses as we do nt seem to have managed to arrange for anyone else to sort that out hmmm though I could ask NAME when CHAR email her Take care and do nt work too hard more danger of not working at all at the NAME but do nt you work too hard either SMILEY love NAME love NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME I m going to be brief because I need to get to bed but just to say sorry I have nt been in contact properly over the last week I ve been somewhat snowed under with work and getting progressively more tired and hence I did nt make evening Witness things at all or church on Sunday NAME I just needed sleep Anyway things seem to be a bit better on track now I just need to watch the work to ensure I do nt let my group down or let supervision work fall behind Hope you are feeling better than yesterday morning Do get plenty of rest and let me know if there is anything I can do Publicity is all in order we ve got a great publicity team I m doing NAME Road area on Wednesday afternoon if you are able and want to join me Programmes are coming on OK once provisions in my email to NAME have been sorted NAME NAME started in NAME today without any glitches once posters go up then we might actually sell some SMILEY Finances are OK see the website for revised budget to accomodate the organ Could you please chase up the gospel issue I thinks that everythings is generally coming together We need also to sort out a prayer meeting My evenings are generally all booked up I know this might not be brilliant for you so feel free to say no but would it be possible to have one on NAME th and one on NAME th after NAME s time and venue your choice Otherwise we re onto daytime slots Take care and hopefully see you soon love NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME have nt heard from you for a while and I do nt know what I can do to help had a worriedsounding text from NAME this morning asking if I could find out what s happening with the programme when I saw you at church today but I ve only just got that and as you know I did nt see you at church NAME I was nt there SMILEY do please let me know if there s anything I can do and please could you let NAME know what s happening he s CHAR worried that NAME wo nt have enough time to prepare properly thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re CHAR CHAR ok remind me at some point to discuss with you my thoughts about thanking people afterwards discuss with me your thoughts about thanking people afterwards SMILEY Do you think you could ask NAME when she s free to meet NAME NAME and I ll then try to arrange a meeting with him yep it s mornings or after evensong is nt it NAME NAME NAME Which means am if its mornings although I could miss lectures oh yes I ll add that to the email I just sent I ll start looking into curry houses as we do nt seem to have managed to arrange for anyone else to sort that out hmmm though I could ask NAME when CHAR email her if she s not too busy but I imagine that she probably is And also it s probably best not to have NAME doing it since NAME needs to stay behind after the concert whereas musicians admin team minus NAME and me should go ahead that includes NAME musicians true and CHAR forgot to ask her just now anyway SMILEY I wonder if NAME might we have nt asked her yet have we See you at the int brek tomorrorow hope so although I m in danger of oversleeping tonight could be a long one SMILEY take care sleep well love NAME NAME NAME is coming Yes it s that time of year again and what a week we have in store Saturday nd NAME It all kicks off with the NAME NAME This year we are sharing a float with NAME Community Action and will be collecting money through town We need people to decorate and man the float so if you are interested please get in touch with either NAME jhs or NAME djm Saturday nd NAME and all week NAME NAME The Tree of Lurve goes up It s simple You pay p to put up someone s name and then p to link that person to someone else on the tree who they have pulled CHAR scary explaination of why when NUM person in college gets ill so does everyone else Sunday rd NAME Front Court NUM til NUM We will be attempting to remove any loose change from your pockets and see how many times we can get it to encircle front court when placed end to end We need people to help us collect NAME and me ca nt do this all day so get in contact if you fancy harrasing your fellow students for charity for a little bit Monday rd NAME NAME NAME NUM The now infamous Miss NAME contest Last year this was won by a rather fetching princess NAME lookalike and a very hairy man got waxed as well as showing us all what a nimble mouth he had with the aid of a cucumber I of course do nt actually remember anything Volunteers should contact NAME NAME ter If you have the balls Tuesday th NAME NAME NAME NUM Pub Quiz The usual affair a bunch of questions a bunch of answers and the winner gets a prize There will be a beer round and we should be having our very own college Feel the sportsman competition Wednesday th NAME NAME NAME NAME Thursday th NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Bands to be confirmed but they will be good I can promise you that Look out for further publicity over this closer to the time Friday th NAME NAME NAME NUM The NAME NAME The big one The climax of the week The one where anything can happen and regularly does If you ve never been to this before then you ve missed out on one of the biggest talking points of the year in college However to make it sooo big we need people to sell themselves it s kinda boring if we do nt So get thinking about what unique talents you have or you could just sell your beautiful self and sign up on the sheet in the pigeon hole room by the bar rota It will be a nigt to remember Saturday st March NAME NAME NAME NUM The NAME NAME All week in the bar you will be able to nominate for pound NUM and vote for p a vote NUM person who you think deserves a large amount of sloppy food to be poured over them Then on Saturday we will have the final voting stages at NUM and then it will happen NUM member of college will get very messy Cheques accepted made payable to NAME College NAME Looking forward to a great week NAME For the latest news and more information visit the NAME Forum at WEBSITE Anyone wishing to advertise events that they are organising should send the message CHAR they want posted to NAME NAME EMAIL Note You received this email because your user id is listed on the NAME College server as belonging to a student member of the college If you are not a student member of NAME College it would be most appreciated if you could email the address below so that you may be removed from the mailing list If you have any complaints or comments about this mailing list please do not hesitate to contact NAME NAME EMAIL who will be only too willing to help Thank you Rambling Club endofterm lunch Dear all For any Rambling Club members still in NAME tomorrow Saturday th December we are planning a short walk followed by a pub lunch as a final endofterm gathering We will meet on the quayside next to NAME Bridge at am tomorrow and walk NUM miles down the river to NAME following a route similar to that of our introductory ramble in October The whole walk will be along the NAME towpath which is not too muddy so boots should nt be necessary Then we ll eat lunch at one of the pubs in Waterbeach village before taking the train back to NAME midafternoon arriving NUM NUM or NUM We are buying lunch at the pub and eating indoors so please do nt bring a packed lunch Please accept my apologies for the short notice of this announcement As usual however there s no need to sign up in advance we ll phone the pub enroute to reserve a table just in case it is full Wishing you all the best for Christmas and the New Year NAME NAME NB the oneway train fare from Waterbeach to NAME is NUM pounds with a railcard NAME College Room NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Division EP Group LE NAME Road NAME NAME phone number NAME CH NAME NUM not in College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM Rambling Club Meal Dear All Just a reminder that we are planning a meal out at the NAME restaurant Sala Thong on NAME Road on the evening of Thursday th November This will be an opportunity to get to know or get to know even better other people who enjoy walking in the local countryside The meal should cost approximately NUM pounds not including drinks and there is plenty of choice for vegetarians If you would like to come along please reply to this email by Friday st November and I will send you details of when and where to meet up and how to get there Alternatively if you are coming on the walk this Saturday you can let me know then if you want to come Best wishes NAME Secretary If you would like to be removed from this mailing list or to change the address by which you are contacted please email NAME NAME EMAIL Rambling Club trip to NAME NAME next week Dear all The Rambling Club is organising a short walking trip in the NAME NAME next week from Sunday st to Tuesday rd July The trip was planned primarily as a warmup for those of us going to the NAME the following week but we currently have only NUM people signed up We can guarantee one further place taking over a cancelled booking and further places subject to accommodation being available We ll be climbing one of the famous NUM peaks of the NAME NAME NAME and PenyGhent on consecutive days If you are travelling from NAME and have a railcard the total cost will be NUM pounds covering rail travel NUM nights accommodation NUM pub dinners and breakfast lunch supplies Obviously if you live near the NAME NAME and can meet us in NAME NAME or NAME the costs will be significantly less Our schedule is as follows Sunday st July Train to NAME via NAME and NAME either depart NAME NUM NUM arriving at NUM NUM or depart NAME NUM NUM arriving at NUM NUM Walk NUM miles to NAME reasonably flat by NAME standards Pub dinner in NAME Stay in NAME Farm bunkhouse Monday nd July Walk NUM miles with m ascent over NAME Possibility to extend this if we make good time and are feeling energetic Pub dinner in NAME Stay at NAME in NAME train station available if needed Tuesday rd July Walk NUM miles with m ascent over PenyGhent Possibility to speed this up by walking on road if we get behind Train back to NAME from NAME last reasonable train leaves Settle at NUM NUM If you would be interested in this trip please reply AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and in any case by Wednesday evening th July this week hope you re having a great summer NAME NAME N NAME NAME Room NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Group NAME NAME NAME NAME Laboratory Division EP Group LE NAME NAME NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Mobile NUM NUM Rambling Club Update Dear NAME Just a quick endofterm email Last summer we organised a few walks for those people staying in NAME during the vacation We were thinking of doing a similar thing this summer so if you are interested and would like to be on a contact list then please send an email to NAME EMAIL in the first instance or to NAME EMAIL Also a reminder about the Varsity March which is happening this weekend if you are interested in taking part in this mile walk from NAME to NAME then please contact NAME EMAIL as soon as possible for details If you ve signed up for this walk and HAVE NT received an update from NAME in the past few hours then please send him a reminder Finally we hope that you ve enjoyed our events this year and look forward to seeing you on our walks next term Best wishes NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or to change the address by which you are contacted then please send an email to EMAIL Re visit It was good to see you today and we enjoyed the break as well as seeing the NAME I should think you got wet on the way back We arrived home to find the bike tools still in the car can you manage on borrowed tools for the NUM weeks that remain With brilliant timing a book arrived in the post for you today Still I assume you asked for it to come here because you did nt want it there It s from NAME I suppose it could be a video but it feels like a book On the label it says 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services last year and before it would be great if you were willing to help out with reading in chapel again this year The proceedure will be similar to previous years I ll email you a week or so before the service to ask if you might be willing to read if so I ll pigeonhole the reading a few days before the service As a new innovation this year the NAME is holding a short NUM hour workshop on helpful tips techniques and good practice for reading in chapel This will be at pm on Thursday th October in the chapel immediately after the Thursday evening service you might find it helpful to come along and get a few practical tips on reading in chapel All readers and chapel clerks are encouraged to attend this Best wishes NAME NAME Chapel NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL NAME together about justice details NAME In case anyone is interested a few of us from NAME the SPEAK network now have definite plans to meet up next week to read about justice and study the NAME and talk together From Thursday th Wednesday th July in NAME NAME NAME between NAME and NAME Also if anyone wants to join us just on thursday evening to hear NAME NAME speak in NAME on Making a Difference then let me know especially if a bed for the night would help And if you want to join us for part of the time let me know NAME it may well be possible The group so far is NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME me and possibly NAME NAME from NAME NAME NAME from NAME Details follow if you re interested in coming they ll be very boring otherwise so stop reading now Love NAME xxx DETAILS Start NAME th July going to an evening with NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME called You can make a difference I thought that should set us up nicely Our program will begin on the Friday And finish on Wednesday th July pm TRAVEL You need to get to NAME railway station in the Midlands Then Ill either get you a lift to the house or tell you what bus to get NAME very near the station I think you could also get a bus from NAME to the house or a bus straight to NAME s thing from solihull or NAME International Airport or NAME coach station ARRIVAL NAME NAME is at NUM NUM on the Thursday arriving NAME between NUM NUM I can probably arrange lifts you are welcome to come any time on the Thursday just let me know we can have tea before we go if people are there soon enough phone me if you want to know the best way to get there SATURDAY th There s The Call in NAME that day do we all want to go to it and fit it into the programme This seems a nice suggestion to me but its up to you all and CHAR also do nt know if here are tickets left It s handy from NAME STUDY We re suggesting a mixture of NAME study together reading Christian books then sharing answers to questions we ve highlighted to look at and maybe all read one particular book about justice theology and discuss it any suggestions as to what book or what bible studies eg could go thru NAME or some of NAME for NAME studies NAME Can you let me know whether you have any good board party game to bring I have a NAME Trivia game And we might go swimming NUM day so bring a costume if you can FOOD We thought if we all thought of a meal idea for dinner that d be cool Lunch could be a bit more snacky sandwichy NAME is good complicated is ok if you want Preferably all veggie NAME NUM menus is rather a hassle any objections We can buy ingredients and all chip in when we arrive if we know what meals we are all planning You do nt neccessarily have to cook your meal and if you have no good ideas say so rather than subject us to yuckiness If we could all make a cake or biscuits and bring them that d be cool Again do nt worry if you ca nt SLEEPING There are some beds which we can maybe take turns if there are nt enough So you only really need sheets duvet cover pillow case NAME If you have a fave compact sleeping bag NUM or NUM might be handy TO BRING obvious clothes and stuff we have access to a washing 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just thought CHAR ought to check NAME finishes around NUM so if you could be there as soon after NUM as poss that would be fab SMILEY thanks for doing this see you saturday NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote On Tuesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM pm TD NAME wrote I believe NAME NAME is the man for you The current plan is minidisc and a litle tieclip microphone which I need to go and buy uhmm Wo nt take more than mins I would nt have thought but check with NAME No more than NUM minutes surely and some point between ish and NUM is just fine so long as you mean pm SMILEY NAME recording NAME NAME NAME IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Dear NAME Tape secs I hope you re all having a good term I do nt know whether I ve got the right people but I m assuming you ll know who s agreed to record NAME NAME s talk at the NAME concert event on Saturday If it s not one of you please could you pass this on to whoever s doing it Thanks Just wanted to check how long it ll take you to set up and go over this with NAME I m assuming this could be done very quickly between ish and NUM perhaps We wo nt be able to get into the chapel before then because of evensong The reason I m asking now is just so we can let NAME know where he should be and when on the day so if you could get back to me soon that would be great SMILEY Thanks NAME NAME NAME with sfx maker Hi CHAR quick question for you I made a lot of tests before contacting you What would be the best way to register a NAME at the end of extraction For example I tried using RegSvr or NAME but both return same errors WEBSITE it raises an error box and then registers it Thanks NAME NAME NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos WEBSITE NAME Tickets Dear chorus members Thanks for your prompt response to my request for NAME copies It s just as well I asked Just to clarify the remaining rehearsals Thursdays NUM NUM NAME at NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME Tuesday NUM December in NAME s NAME Chapel NAME NAME approx NAME Weds NUM NAME in NAME s NAME NAME Concerto orch only pmpm NAME later finish NAME chorus soloists Concert at pm please be seated by NAME Is anyone planning to organise a party afterwards in the NAME Room perhaps If so someone needs to get on with booking it committee Dresscode women all black men DJs with black bowtie Thursday NUM December at NAME NAME Road Christmas music It was noticed that a couple of men did nt have a black bowtie at the concert on NUM November Was this a protest or a mistake or do they need CHAR CHAR borrow Please get it sorted by NUM NAME or let me know if you have difficult CHAR in doing that I do nt know who you are hence this general request TICKETS NAME NAME has a clutch of tickets at pound NUM pound pound NUM which she is prepared to sell to the chorus on a firstcome first served basis at nex CHAR Thursday s rehearsal If you know what you need and want to book in advance she will 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shall CHAR bring them along to praise debrief NAME NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re REMINDER NAME College Teaching and NAME NAME Dear NAME Thanks for the info on NAME Dr NAME s email is EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME This email is confidential and privileged If you are not the intended recipient please accept our apologies please do not disclose copy or distribute information in this email nor take any action in reliance on its contents to do so is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful Please inform us that this message has gone astray before deleting it Thank you for your cooperation NAME College NAME NAME AP REMINDER NAME College Teaching and NAME NAME Reminder your first 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giving your name email address and the list that you wish to be removed from NAME NUM NUM The NAME file has some part of code that is like a virus This problem occur with NAME NAME NAME NAME My operating system is NAME NUM Professional Service Pack NUM I have installed NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR NUM When CHAR ins tall today virus update NUM NUM NUM all the NAME files than I make with NAME NAME and the NAME files that I have create in my Hard Disk put them in quarantine because some part of the NAME file is like the virus NAME NAME I REPRODUCE THE SITUATION WITH THIS EXAMPLE WEBSITE with the text NAME compress to zip WEBSITE NAME make an NAME file with NAME NAME NUM NUM using the next configuration ARCHIVE WEBSITE USER INTERFACE WINDOW CAPTION NAME NAME HIDE ARCHIVE CONTENTS FILE LIST NEVER SHOW OPEN WITH NAME BUTTON HIDE BIBLE VERSE IN NAME ABOUT NAME MESSAGES NONE ARCHIVE EXTRACTION DEFAULT EXTRACTION PATH ALWAYS OVERWRITE POSTEXTRACTION SHOW SUCCESS MESSAGE AFTER EXTRACTION CREATION 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rantine WEBSITE file in quarantine because is no possible desinfect the file NAME NAME NAME versio acuten NAME NAME voz caritas animadas CHAR maacutes NUM NAME Re NAME function Dear NAME Thank you so much I really appreciate for your information From NAME NAME Support EMAIL To NAME chan EMAIL Subject Re NAME function NAME Mon NUM May NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM I m a business database provider Is there a function in NAME which requiring the recipient to acknowledge an agreement before opening and accessing the file Just like software agreements that one needs to agree to before installation Or do you know if there s other sources NAME advise Thank you so much You could use a startup message with the Yes No buttons enabled and it would only continue if the Yes button is selected This would prevent extraction using the NAME program unless the licence agreement was agreed to But this would not stop the user opening the file in NAME say and extracting it from there Any selfextracting archive software will suffer from this problem by the very nature that it is encapsulating an archive which is readable by archiving software I m no legal expert so I do nt know what the legal implications of a user bypassing the licence agreement in this manner are However you could use a fullblown setup utility which uses its own compression and storage format such as the free even for commercial use NAME NAME WEBSITE and require the user to go through this to unpack the archive Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME Author NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME B DF The new NAME NUM advanced junk mail protection and NUM months FREE WEBSITE NAME function Dear I m a business database provider Is there a function in NAME which requiring the recipient to acknowledge an agreement before opening and accessing the file Just like software agreements that one needs to agree to before installation Or do you know if there s other sources NAME advise Thank you so much NAME Add photos to your messages with NAME NUM Get NUM months FREE WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME Wed NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME EMAIL NAME EMAIL Received qmail NUM invoked by uid NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE by uid NUM with qmailscanner uvscan NAME v spamassassin NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Processed in NUM secs NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME No hits required WEBSITE by NUM with NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE helomxngkundenserverde by moutngkundenserverde with esmtp NAME NUM NUM id ivKd for EMAIL Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE by mxngkundenserverde with smtp NAME NUM NUM id ivtNQ for EMAIL Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Received qmail NUM invoked by uid NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME EMAIL Received qmail NUM invoked by uid NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE by uid NUM with qmailscanner uvscan NAME v spamassassin NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Processed in NUM secs NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE by NUM with NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME cd a EMAIL WEBSITE NAME To EMAIL Subject sfx maker Language NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NAME multipart mixed boundary NextPartCDCE NAME NUM NAME Normal NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Produced By NAME NAME NAME Status NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME This is a multipart message in MIME format NextPartCDCE ContentType multipart alternative boundary NextPartCDCE NextPartCDCE ContentType text plain charset iso NAME quotedprintable Dear sirs Look to appendix Thank you NAME NAME Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NextPartCDCE ContentType text html charset iso NAME quotedprintable NAME NAME PUBLIC WCDTD NAME NUM NAME HTML HEAD META httpequivDContentType NAME text html charsetDiso META contentDMSHTML NUM nameDGENERATOR STYLE NUM NUM BODY NAME ffffff DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeDDear sirs NUM NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeD FONTnbsp NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeDLook to appendix NUM NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeDnbsp NUM NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeD FONTnbsp NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME NAME Thank younbspnbspnbsp NUM NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME NAME pnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp nbspnbspnbspnbsp NAME NAME NUM NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeD FONTnbsp NUM DIVnbsp NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeD FONTnbsp NUM DIVnbsp NUM DIV NAME NAME NAME Sans NAME sizeD BR BROutgoing mail is certified Virus Free BRChecked by NAME antivirus system CHAR NAME WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NextPartCDCE NextPartCDCE ContentType application msword name email NAME NAME vert NAME NAME NAME NAME attachment filename email NAME NAME vert NAME Re NAME maker Hi I have downloaded the latest definitions version NUM NUM rev NUM and it does not detect the virus anymore Thank you for NAME maker it is the best zip to exe package I found Regards NAME As someone posted on the NAME maker forum the latest virus definition file of NAME NAME says that all executables generated with NAME maker have WEBSITE dr virus thanks fortunately I now have NAME NAME on my system and have been able to verify it and contact NAME so hopefully they ll fix it and get back to me soon It is not the first time NAME definitions detect suspecious code in regular software They even have a section in their Knowledge Base about falsepositives I guess that you will get several requests on that subject in the next hours and in the last few hours hopefully it ll be over soon I will try to address the problem with NAME support if possible thanks Some people have reported it being fixed in the NUM NUM definitions although it does nt seem to fix it on my computer NAME a try though Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME B DF NAME maker Hi As someone posted on the NAME maker forum the latest virus definition file of NAME NAME says that all executables generated with NAME maker have WEBSITE dr virus It is not the first time NAME definitions detect suspecious code in regular software I guess that you will get several requests on that subject in the next hours I will try to address the problem with NAME support if possible Regards NAME sfx maker please let us know how to get pass NAME NAME NAME NAME First of all NAME NAME has proven itself to be stable flexible and highly useful I am having one major headache which I hope you can assist with I use NAME NAME to create files to distribute to users Since NAME introduced security measures into NAME NAME file attachments are not WEBSITE Some how the Self Extracting files are marking themselves as NAME files Is there a way around this on your system I would hate to have to move on to another product when yours has served so well alongside NAME for several years Regards NAME This email has been scanned for all viruses by NAME NAME The service is powered by MessageLabs For more information on a proactive antivirus service working around the clock around the globe visit WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME I have a problem with NAME NAME NAME NAME Kit I use NAME NAME NAME NAME Kit Version NUM and NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE by calling WEBSITE I do not know if this is a bug or an error in the files In advance I want to thank you for your help NAME NAME NAME NAME the NAME email EMAIL NAME NAME voor duidelijke zoekresultaten WEBSITE NAME Maker in German HI I created a German Translation of NAME NAME today Do you want to distribute this translation May I diistribute it too Do you like my translation I d like to have a credit in the about box CU NAME NAME NAME I am German My mothertongue is German What is better CHAR German translator that translates something English to German or an englisch translator that translates something English to German NAME NAME is tops The suggestions I have would be to create a hidden password or other mechanism that would keep users from bypassing the interface to extract WEBSITE at the end of the extraction Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support NAME I just want to notify you about some virus detections with NAME products on files created with NAME last version This NUM virus was detected NAME NAME NAME I have contacted the support of NAME and the correction was added since the pattern NUM of NAME Best regards NAME NAME NAME Plus NAME NAME Technical Support Good day With the SFX Maker NUM NUM can I create a NAME file from COMMAND LINE specifiing NUM or more files to NAME In the help I found that this feature is available only using the program without command line Is it true Thank you for the kindness NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support NAME First let me say you have a great program here I m trying to figure out how I can have a specific web page open and run from the extracted file in the users default browser after extraction Any help you can give would be great Thanks NAME Message Hello First let me say you have a great program here I m trying to figure out how I can have a specific web page open and run from the extracted file in the users default browser after extraction Any help you can give would be great Thanks NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Hi there Remember me I m the freelance writer for that computer NAME in NAME that emailed you asking for NAME support and you explained me that was nt really convenient because it was a proprietary format Well can I now ask for Zip support It s compression rate is even better than NAME or NAME and it s not only free but open source Thanks in advance NAME NAME EMAIL Do you NAME The NAME NAME Search Faster Easier NAME WEBSITE NAME NAME Technical Support Hi NAME I am trying to package some software for web deployment I have recently downloaded your program and wanted to know whether there is anyway of doing the following NUM I created NAME file NUM NAME creation I need to include an extra file into NAME this file will be different for each end install the addiition will be done by an administrator and then the NAME will be made available to an end user I tried using winzip to open and add a file as this is a common tool that most administrators can get access to and I believe this corrupts the NAME info somehow and therefore prevents it from executing Any help on this matter is appreciated Thank you for your time Regards NAME NAME Message Hi NAME I am trying to package some software for web deployment I have recently downloaded your program and wanted to know whether there is anyway of doing the following NUM I created NAME file NUM NAME creation I need to include an extra file into NAME this file will be different for each end install the addiition will be done by an administrator and then the NAME will be made available to an end user I tried using winzip to open and add a file as this is a common tool that most administrators can get access to and I believe this corrupts the NAME info somehow and therefore prevents it from executing Any help on this matter is appreciated Thank you for your time Regards NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support WEBSITE how muth well it cost fore a lic fore my name and nuber and lic nuber fore me to do thes Re NAME NAME Technical Support Attached is the NAME file but I found a workaround that seems to work on all versions of Windows WEBSITE files that NAME creates can take an NAME command line WEBSITE until the WEBSITE or whatever is finished It was added to support the NAME Systems Management System I think but once I added that to the command line in my NAME file it worked like a charm I do nt think it s in the version I ve attached I ca nt put my hands on the latest and greatest version of my NAME file at the moment Thanks for your help and for a great program NAME NAME EMAIL I do nt suppose you could send me a sample of a NAME with an InstallShield setup that does this on NAME Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME B DF On NUM NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote As you suggested NUM downloaded the NUM version but I still have the problem where NAME deletes the files before InstallShield is finished with them As far as I know this only happens on NAME ME I know it works okay on NAME NAME and NAME I do have the WEBSITE or whatever it s called included in the InstallShield kit I hate to turn off the Delete files when done switch but the only other alternative is to make separate installation kits for NAME Let me know if I can help you debug this or if you have any ideas Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Technical Support As you suggested NUM downloaded the NUM version but I still have the problem where NAME deletes the files before InstallShield is finished with them As far as I know this only happens on NAME ME WEBSITE or whatever it s called included in the InstallShield kit I hate to turn off the Delete files when done switch but the only other alternative is to make separate installation kits for NAME Let me know if I can help you debug this or if you have any ideas Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE or whatever it s called included in the InstallShield kit I hate to turn off the Delete files when done switch but the only other alternative is to make separate installation kits for NAME Let me know if I can help you debug this or if you have any ideas Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL om WEBSITE NAME NAME Technical Support WEBSITE problem described in the NAME and my WEBSITE but it is still removing the files before InstallShield can get to them The weird thing is it only seems to happen on NAME ME Any ideas Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL WEBSITE but it is still removing the files before InstallShield can get to them The weird thing is it only seems to happen on NAME ME Any ideas Thanks NAME NAME EMAIL om WEBSITE NAME NAME Technical Support Hi NAME We here at Lake Software provide a virtual keyboard designed for the physically disabled free of charge You can check us out at WEBSITE many free addons and language packs Because many of our users are relatively unsophisticated with regard to computers we have to distribute everything in self extracting format with automatic installation NAME NAME is just what we need Especially with its choice of language and wide range of extraction options Without NAME Maker we would nt be able to offer ClickNType as freeware We thank you very much Over the past NUM weeks or so we ve been getting many complaints from potential users about these self extracting files being infected by random viruses NAME reported one PCcillin Trend and a French NAME program reported another in a different file and now a completely different file is being reported as infected by yet a different virus by NAME X NAME from NAME Of course all these alarms are false The files clear the latest NAME and NAME not to mention we ve triple checked our registries We contacted CA about InoculateIT and they corrected the problem but would nt give us any clue about what caused it The other companies wo nt give us the time of day Has any NUM else had this problem using NAME NAME Do you have any ideas what could be triggering so many false alarms from such a wide variety of cheap NAME programs We re getting to be known as the Virtual Keyboard with a new virus each week SMILEY Any help would be appreciated Thanks NAME The Lake Software folks WEBSITE Hi NAME We here at Lake Software provide a virtual keyboard designed for the physically disabled free of charge You can check us out at WEBSITE Because many of our users are relatively unsophisticated with regard to computers we have to distribute everything in self extracting format with automatic installation NAME NAME is just what we need Especially with its choice of language and wide range of extraction options Without NAME Maker we would nt be able to offer ClickNType as freeware We thank you very much Over the past NUM weeks or so we ve been getting many complaints from potential users about these self extracting files being infected by random viruses NAME reported one PCcillin Trend and a French NAME program reported another in a different file and now a completely different file is being reported as infected by yet a different virus by NAME X NAME from NAME Of course all these alarms are false The files clear the latest NAME and NAME not to mention we ve triple checked our registries We contacted CA about InoculateIT and they corrected the problem but would nt give us any clue about what caused it The other companies wo nt give us the time of day Has any NUM else had this problem using NAME NAME Do you have any ideas what could be triggering so many false alarms from such a wide variety of cheap NAME programs We re getting to be known as the Virtual Keyboard with a new virus each week SMILEY Any help would be appreciated Thanks NAME The Lake Software folks WEBSITE NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CompanyDAlphameric Retail NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceDdownloaded from this site NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME IEVersionDeg NUM CPUsD Description of problemDPkzip files converted to self extracting files s WEBSITE How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Your company here optional EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceD Where you got NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of NAME want to create zip archives that span NAME s CHAR CHAR there a way to do this using sfx maker How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NameDpeter mcginn NAME EMAIL NAME Maker NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceDinternet NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of problemDi downloaded an application from kazaa called re ason which is a zip file I have tried unsuccessfully to open the file a WEBSITE CHAR CHAR not a valid win application can you help me How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceDonline Windows NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME IEVersionDeg NUM CPUsD Description of problemDCan not uninstall How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Your company here optional EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceD Where you got NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of NAME HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE AN NAME FILE FOR POWER POINT PRESENTATION I HAVE TRIED WITH ALL POSSIBLE REASONS BUT ONCE ON CREATING NAME FILE IT EXTRACTS THE FILE AND MESSAGE APPEARS THAT THE NAME UT FILE CANNOT BE OPENED NAME HELP How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NameDLaurent CompanyDPersonnal EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceDFrom your site NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of problemDCommand line WEBSITE Seems to not work because the system NAME me that a wrong parameter is pas sed to the NAME file Like that an invisible parameter is passed in the comman CHAR line Can resolve if I use a batch file calling the NAME file but not perfect WEBSITE reproducibleDon How to reproduceDCreate an NAME file with NAME LE an make an NAME pa ckage with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Your name here CompanyD Your company here optional EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM SourceDfifa wor Windows NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME ExplorerDon IEVersionDeg NUM CPUsD Description of problemDthe mother fuking proble me is in a window I have this eror TWDirectXstartallcreate device unreconized eror reproducibleDon How to NAME Error MessagesDTWDirectXstartallcreate device unreconized eror NAME NAME Technical Support Request SubjectDSFX Maker Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightDForm design and implementation NAME pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NameDLaurent CompanyDProximedia EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME November NUM SourceDPower NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of NAME CHAR try to make a sfx file for using Zebede CHAR with NAME No pbl for the extraction path but for the command line I have to run CHAR NAME file with the options of NAME WEBSITE CHAR try many solution with START and NAME in the command line but it does nt work I use NAME and the NAME file must work in NAME too Thanks NAME NAME How to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightForm design and implementation NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Company EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Description of NAME run sfxmcmd from a PHPScript and there is not really an error but one certain behaviour is disturbing Due to the fact that the command line compiler not really runs in command line but runs a little bit app in windows mode it asks for confirmation when the destination exefile already exists The PHPscript however ca nt react to this dialogbox overwrite cancel and it s just not creating a new exefile I just want to ask you if it is possible to provide a command line option where I can tell the script whether to overwrite the destination exefile or to cancel the operation I would appreciate a short response NAME NAME reproducibleon How to NAME is obvious NAME above WEBSITE already exists overwrite cancel NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME videowave movie maker uses NAME for zipping its downloads When trying to extract it cannot extract files and comes up with a self extracting archive window showing the location to extract and the files NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME NAME Technical Support Request NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request NAME NAME technical support request form CopyrightForm design and implementation NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Z iga Company Your company here optional EMAIL NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME June NUM NAME Where you got NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM IEVersioneg NUM CPUs Description of problem How to reproduce Error Messages NAME Postextraction Command Line NAME How to use this command in NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE Thanks NAME R NAME NAME translation NAME Copyright pound NUM NAME NAME NUM NAME before translating this file and submitting your translation The format of entries must not be changed This file is run through a string compiler which will not tolerate mistakes in formatting In some places it may be appropriate to begin a new line for example in error messages You can do this by inserting a CHAR into the code Lines beginnning with the semicolon SMILEY are comments for your information only You may add your own comments for future reference if you wish Translation This information is for my use only in case I need you to update this file Your email address will not be shared without your permission Please note DATEDONE signifies the date that you first started working on this file DATELASTMODIFIED signifies the date that you last made changes to it YOURNAMEDMatej JerAe EMAIL DATEDONEDth July NUM DATELASTMODIFIEDDth July NUM NAME for information about these NUM lines NAME LANGUAGEDSlovenian LANGUAGECODEDx This line is for the language name in the native language eg Deutsch NAME EspaFol NAME NAME LOCALLANGUAGENAMEDSlovenAEina NAME This text will appear in all BETA versions of the NAME to discourage but not prohibit distribution of selfextracting archives created with the BETA version WARNINGDWarning this is a BETA edition You are strongly recommended NOT to distribute this selfextracting archive The stability of this software is not guaranteed WARNINGDOpozorilo To je BETA verzija MoEno vam odsvetujemo distribucijo tega samorazAirjevalnega arhiva NAME NAME Please leave the i in the line below it will be interpreted as the appropriate disk number NEXTDISKDProsim vstavite disketo i WEBSITE or whatever the filename is Also the i represents the disk number The CHAR represents a new line or line break You can remove this if you want or add more in this applies to other strings too DISKERRDTa disketa ne vsebuje snProsim vstavite disketo i ki vsebuje to datoteko NAME pa kliknite gumb PrekliEi INITDPlease wait initialising INITDProsim poEakajte poteka inicializacija TERMINATEDPrekinjam operacijo NAME The NUM symbol goes before the letter which is underlined on the button The user can then press ALTthat letter to select the button You should avoid putting the NUM in front of the same letter twice eg if you have NUM buttons Cancel and NAME they should be Cancel Confirm NOT Cancel Confirm EXTRACTDRazAiri CANCELDPrekliEi SKIPDPreskoEi NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME YESDDa NODNe As the Open with NAME button now supports other archivers eg NAME NAME NAME the s could be replaced with the name of any supported archiver NAME odpiranje uporabi s NAME NEWFOLDERDUstvari novo mapo CURFOLDERDIzbrana mapa NAME nove mape NAME APPNAMEDSamorazAirjevalni arhiv NAME CHAR mapo NAME CHAR arhivu CREATEDWITHDUstvarjeno CHAR NAME NAME WEBSITE FOLDERTOEXTRACTTODProsim izberite mapo NAME EXISTINGFILESDPrepisovanje obstojeEih datotek CONFIRMDPotrjevanje SKIPDPreskoEi OVERWRITEDPrepiAi QUERYOVERWRITEDDatoteka obstaja NAME Eelite prepisati DONTREASKDNe spraAuj veE NAME As above the CHAR tells the compiler to start a new line MEMORYDZmanjkalo je pomnilnikanPoizkusite zapreti ostale programe BADPOWERARCHIVERDNe morem zagnati programa za arhiviranje CANNOTOPENDNe morem odpreti datoteke CANNOTCLOSEDNe morem zapreti datoteke ERRORDNapaka EXISTSD NAME obstoja NAME READINGARCHIVEDNapaka pri branju arhiva INVALIDFILENAMEDNapravilno ime datoteke ERRORDIRECTORYDNapaka CHAR mapi COMPRESSIONTYPEDNepoznan naEin stiskanja trenutno je podprt le NAME NUM NUM NAME datotek ni moEno razAiriti BADSIZEDNepravilna velikost datoteke poizkusite NAME ponovno prenesti INTERNALDUsodna interna NAME se je neznana napaka WEBSITE NAME je bila prekinjena na zahtevo uporabnika Lots of people have difficulty with this message NAME included with NAME NAME This explains about MPV and stub Recompile NAME means try making the NAME again using the latest edition of NAME NAME NAME NAME verzija za obstojeEo programsko kodo interna napaka NAME ponovno prevedite NAME NAME CUREXTRACTDRazAiram datoteko NAME se je NAME izvedla NAME NAME NAME The following line will have the filename inserted at the point s PASSWORDDProsim vnesite geslo za s NAME geslo NAME belongs to the NUM lines below NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Show when a NAME is run with the parameter USAGEDUporaba AUTOEXTRACTDAvtomatiEno razEiri datoteke NOCMDLINEDNe zaEeni ukazne vrstice NAME NAME NAME operacija avtomatiEno prepiAi obstojeEe datoteke NAME pri obstojeEih datotekah NAME NAME SKIPDPreskoEi EXTRACTODRazAiri CHAR izbrano mapo NAME NAME NAME NAME samorazAirjevalniku HELPCAPTIONDPomoE za NAME NAME samorazAirjevalnik Set the number of lines in the about box here ABOUTLINESD Then define each of the lines below ALDTa samorazAirjevalni NAME arhiv je bil ustvarjen CHAR NAME NAME NUM NUM ALDNa voljo brezplaEno na naslovu WEBSITE NAME ALDCopyright CHAR NAME NAME NUM NAME ALDPortions NAME CHAR NUM NAME NAME ALD ALDPrevod NAME NAME The NAME verse has now been seperated so that it can be disabled This is so that those of other faiths can disable it not be offended VERSELINESD VLD VLD Now the same for Help HELPLINESD HLDZa razAirjanje datotek NAME CHAR tem arhivu kliknite NAME NAME bodo razAirjene CHAR mapo ki NAME boste vnesli CHAR polje NAME CHAR mapo Ce mapa ne obstoja NAME ustvarjena HLDZa razAiritev tega arhiva lahko uporabite tudi NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME si prenesite kopijo NAME NAME iz naslova WEBSITE These settings should only be changed if I notify you to request their changing They are internal settings used by the string compiler NAME TypeDStrings NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Re NAME s exe problems with NAME NAME Hey it seems like NAME has fixed the problem in his last virus definition Re NAME s exe problems with NAME NAME OK I ll try to do this but usually these websites are nt easy to feedback them You could please report this issue to NAME NAME Research Center by using the NAME and Deliver To do this you ll need to add it to quarantine which will probably mean disabling autoprotect temporarily and then use Submit to NAME from within quarantine adding to the comments field that this is a falsepositive For more info on NAME Deliver please see Web NAME WEBSITE Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME B DF NAME s exe problems with NAME NAME When a NAMEmade NAME is scanned with NAME NAME it alerts on WEBSITE virus When searching NAME website about this virus they say No additional information I think NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME code with this virus Possibly NAME will fix this false alert But anyway I think you should contact them to help them fix it or fix NAME NAME code yourself I seize the opportunity of this email to ask you for the next NAME version When will it be Yours sincerily NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE virus When searching NAME website about this virus they say No additional information I think NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME code with this virus Possibly NAME will fix this false alert But anyway I think you should contact them to help them fix it or fix NAME NAME code yourself I seize the opportunity of this email to ask you for the next NAME version When will it be Yours sincerily NAME NAME NAME NAME en francais J aimerais savoir si SfxMaker existe en francais et si oui NAME le trouvez si non si il est prEvue CHAR ele traduire sfxmaker in command line mode Is there anyway that I can run sfxmaker via the command line so it does not show anything to the screen I am in the process of writing a perl script that will sit on my webserver that zips and compiles to an exe all the stuff I want to backup then sends it to an email account My only stubbling block right now is that sfxmaker trys to print to the screen when it is compiling the exe thus making the script hang I would greatly appreciate your help NAME NAME Re NAME Hi there it was quite a while since I asked you about integrating NAME Maker into my archiver There happened things in my life that prevented me from continue developing it But I have released my first English version now It integrates with NAME NAME You can checkout the website WEBSITE Have a nice day Christian From SFX Maker EMAIL To Christian NAME EMAIL Subject Re NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM I am developing an archiver and I wonder what CHAR shall do to to use NAME in it as NAME and NAME does The language I am using is C NAME C Builder NUM I do nt have an url yet because the archiver is not totaly complete I will contact you when it is Did I get back to you on this I ca nt remember Sorry if I did nt The easiest thing to do is to use the attached NAME module as C Builder can quite happily use NAME modules The NAME of NAME NAME is written in C Builder and has some C and some NAME modules The attached code is exactly the same as is used in NAME and NAME so it has been tried and tested Simply call RunNAME when the user selects Create a selfextracting archive If it returns TRUE then NAME NAME has been successfully run and you can leave all the work to NAME NAME Alternatively if it returns FALSE you should use your own internal NAME creation utility if any or show a dialog telling the user where they can get NAME NAME from Do nt forget to send me a link and image banner to link to you from the NAME NAME website Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME Author NAME NAME NAME free easy for file sharing WEBSITE NAME NAME Fingerprint WEBSITE AAA A CC AE NAME NAME NAME NAME B DF The following section of this message contains a file attachment prepared for transmission using the NAME MIME message format If you are using NAME Mail or any another MIMEcompliant system you should be able to save it or view it from within your mailer If you cannot please ask your system administrator for assistance File information WEBSITE Date NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM bytes Type Programsource WEBSITE Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE sfxmakercjbnet Hi I am emailing to ask your permission to add your terrific program sfxmaker to a cd collection I am putting together I am offering this NAME from a website at WEBSITE incomplete as we still have hundreds of programs to add and this takes time The price for the cd is for distribution and postage only to cover my costs of the cd I am not therefore selling your program Your program will not be aultered in any way NAME to hear from you soon regards NAME Hi I am emailing to ask your permission to add your terrific program sfxmaker to a cd collection I am putting together I am offering this NAME from a website at WEBSITE NAME to hear from you soon regards NAME NAME Program NAME NAME NAME BELOW FOR VERSION Request from NAME NAME technical support request form Name NAME NAME Email EMAIL Version NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NUM June NUM Source It s NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM Description of problem NAME I am looking for an easy way to add a start menu entry and an individual desktop icon after the installation Could I do this with NAME Bye NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Re silly mistake sorry Thanks for all of that NAME I ve emailed NAME the below If you d like to hear some or all of the final rehearsal you d be welcome to come along to NAME NAME s Chapel for that which is pm in the afternoon We are having our weekly central NAME prayer meeting from pm and then our NAME NAME with NAME NAME from pm Both of those are in NAME Chapel very near to NAME NAME s place You d be more than welcome to come along to either or both of those if you wanted to It would be good then to get to NAME NAME s and pray beforehand Chapel Evensong is taking place from pm What is suggested is that we meet at NAME NAME s with a couple of others who are involved and pray in someone s room from NAME and then when eveningsong is over the stewarding team will move in and organise the chapel The technical guys can make sure you re correctly wired up and then we ll all be set I hope that this all makes some kind of sense I realise that if you come to all of this you will have no time for dinner so do work out how you can best fit that in too NAME that makes sense and is all correct I ll let you know what his plans will be I ve encouraged the exec to be encouraging people to be buying tickets as well Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Guys I ll ask NAME to use the prayer points you sent for NAME if you do have someone you can send to NAME who can help out by introducing them that would be great if not no worries thanks should be no problem to have someone at NAME I ll be there myself if I can SMILEY It seems silly in my opinion to be running a prayer meeting at pm in NAME when NAME is at NAME ca nt people come to that and we pray with NAME at some later point before NUM agreed that s why I sent that email NAME will finish at NAME sorry for getting it wrong So there are a couple of options NUM I can meet NAME and bring him to NAME for NUM him having eaten dinner earlier and we can pray in a suitable room for a while and then show him around etc at or after pm NUM I can bring NAME to the rehearsal at NUM for him to find out what s what etc He can then come to NAME and out for some food with me before arriving at NAME NAME s at around NUM for NUM mins or so of prayer before we start why do nt you just see what time NAME would like to arrive If he d like to hear some of the rehearsal I d suggest he gets to the chapel some time between NUM which is when we re having the final rehearsal NUM thing to remember is that from ish onwards after people have left evensong NAME and the stewards will be setting up the chapel with help from anyone else if needed Then the audience will start arriving from NUM if not before I think by that stage we ll want to be settled and not rushing around too much and of course those of us performing will need to get ready So perhaps it would be good to meet and pray in NAME s at NUM let me know if that would work for you and NAME and I ll find someone willing to let us use their room This does have the drawback that NAME wo nt be able to join us but to me it seems like the best option I ll let you get back to me on this after contacting NAME hope that s all ok love NAME silly mistake sorry NUM Saturday Please let me know where and when you would like NAME to be so that I can liaise with him and meet him and bring him to the right places at the right time If you could do this as soon as possible that would be great as he wants to know I ll get back to you on this I d have thought that if ish is nt too early to ask him to arrive it might be an idea for him to come to the chapel then at the end of the rehearsal to see NAME Then if we re having a prayer meeting from around NUM he might like to join us for that Then there ll be time for him to eat and get ready before it all begins I ve emailed the tape secs to check that there ll be enough time NUM ish to sort out recording with him NAME may prefer to arrive a bit later so these are only tentative suggestions I ll get back to you with something more definate just realised CHAR forgot about NAME NAME on a previous email you sent NAME it says bt will be NUM is that correct NAME does nt usually take NUM mins I m just wondering when would be the best time for us all or as many as poss to get together and pray on the day NAME will be in evensong at NAME from NUM to get a head start in setting up and rehearsals go on till NUM from NUM after evensong setting up and audience admission begin any ideas NAME NAME be able to use the prayer points I ve sent you for NAME It would be great if people could be praying for the evening then SMILEY I ll try to make sure that at least one of the admin team is there to fill everyone in on the latest love NAME Re silly mistake sorry Guys I ll ask NAME to use the prayer points you sent for NAME if you do have someone you can send to NAME who can help out by introducing them that would be great if not no worries It seems silly in my opinion to be running a prayer meeting at pm in NAME when NAME is at NAME ca nt people come to that and we pray with NAME at some later point before NUM NAME will finish at NAME sorry for getting it wrong So there are a couple of options NUM I can meet NAME and bring him to NAME for NUM him having eaten dinner earlier and we can pray in a suitable room for a while and then show him around etc at or after pm NUM I can bring NAME to the rehearsal at NUM for him to find out what s what etc He can then come to NAME and out for some food with me before arriving at NAME NAME s at around NUM for NUM mins or so of prayer before we start Let me know your thoughts I shall be contacting NAME on Wednesday afternoon hopefully if we have a decision by then Thanks for all your work Love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court NUM Saturday Please let me know where and when you would like NAME to be so that I can liaise with him and meet him and bring him to the right places at the right time If you could do this as soon as possible that would be great as he wants to know I ll get back to you on this I d have thought that if ish is nt too early to ask him to arrive it might be an idea for him to come to the chapel then at the end of the rehearsal to see NAME Then if we re having a prayer meeting from around NUM he might like to join us for that Then there ll be time for him to eat and get ready before it all begins I ve emailed the tape secs to check that there ll be enough time NUM ish to sort out recording with him NAME may prefer to arrive a bit later so these are only tentative suggestions I ll get back to you with something more definate just realised CHAR forgot about NAME NAME on a previous email you sent NAME it says bt will be NUM is that correct NAME does nt usually take NUM mins I m just wondering when would be the best time for us all or as many as poss to get together and pray on the day NAME will be in evensong at NAME from NUM to get a head start in setting up and rehearsals go on till NUM from NUM after evensong setting up and audience admission begin any ideas NAME NAME be able to use the prayer points I ve sent you for NAME It would be great if people could be praying for the evening then SMILEY I ll try to make sure that at least one of the admin team is there to fill everyone in on the latest love NAME Re silly mistake sorry IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Guys I ll ask NAME to use the prayer points you sent for NAME if you do have someone you can send to NAME who can help out by introducing them that would be great if not no worries thanks should be no problem to have someone at NAME I ll be there myself if I can SMILEY It seems silly in my opinion to be running a prayer meeting at pm in NAME when NAME is at NAME ca nt people come to that and we pray with NAME at some later point before NUM agreed that s why I sent that email NAME will finish at NAME sorry for getting it wrong So there are a couple of options NUM I can meet NAME and bring him to NAME for NUM him having eaten dinner earlier and we can pray in a suitable room for a while and then show him around etc at or after pm NUM I can bring NAME to the rehearsal at NUM for him to find out what s what etc He can then come to NAME and out for some food with me before arriving at NAME NAME s at around NUM for NUM mins or so of prayer before we start why do nt you just see what time NAME would like to arrive If he d like to hear some of the rehearsal I d suggest he gets to the chapel some time between NUM which is when we re having the final rehearsal NUM thing to remember is that from ish onwards after people have left evensong NAME and the stewards will be setting up the chapel with help from anyone else if needed Then the audience will start arriving from NUM if not before I think by that stage we ll want to be settled and not rushing around too much and of course those of us performing will need to get ready So perhaps it would be good to meet and pray in NAME s at NUM let me know if that would work for you and NAME and I ll find someone willing to let us use their room This does have the drawback that NAME wo nt be able to join us but to me it seems like the best option I ll let you get back to me on this after contacting NAME hope that s all ok love NAME Re NAME Singers Gosh What a naughty boy you are Except the illness I forgive you that Actually NAME NAME s a pretty good reason too Well and NAME NAME come to think of it since I ve missed one for corporate NAME one to hear NAME NAME and NUM due to illness I think I probably should nt miss another Sorry about that NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Yes several of us are going to be missing that rehearsal Unless you re a regular misser it would nt be a problem but if you d rather go to the rehearsal that s ok The question you queried in my previous email is almost exactly what I meant to say except for an are where there should be an or any good basses are or sopranos who are Christians erm I do nt think I understand this question It still stands as I still have gaps for these voices NAME I have a NAME rehearsal on that Tuesday until NUM so I ca nt make the first service Although I can and probably will make the second service I doubt that s much use to you on it s own NAME On Saturday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I do indeed need another tenor Could you let me know if you can do it asap I m trying to put together a group of NUM NAME singers to do one item in the NUM NAME NAME services on NAME rd Dec I m not yet sure if I need another tenor but if I do would you be prepared to help out Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few Could you have a think and let me know as soon as possible Cheers NAME Re Singers Sorry and thanks Our emails crossed in the post NAME Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few From the NAME programme there is NAME NAME who is a Christian soprano I do nt know the other sops or any Christians in the basses who are still here NAME On Saturday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I m trying to put together a group of NUM NAME singers to do one item in the NUM NAME NAME services on NAME rd Dec I m not yet sure if I need another tenor but if I do would you be prepared to help out Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few Could you have a think and let me know as soon as possible Cheers NAME Re NAME Singers Yes several of us are going to be missing that rehearsal Unless you re a regular misser it would nt be a problem but if you d rather go to the rehearsal that s ok The question you queried in my previous email is almost exactly what I meant to say except for an are where there should be an or any good basses are or sopranos who are Christians erm I do nt think I understand this question It still stands as I still have gaps for these voices NAME I have a NAME rehearsal on that Tuesday until NUM so I ca nt make the first service Although I can and probably will make the second service I doubt that s much use to you on it s own NAME On Saturday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I do indeed need another tenor Could you let me know if you can do it asap I m trying to put together a group of NUM NAME singers to do one item in the NUM NAME NAME services on NAME rd Dec I m not yet sure if I need another tenor but if I do would you be prepared to help out Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few Could you have a think and let me know as soon as possible Cheers NAME NAME Singers I do indeed need another tenor Could you let me know if you can do it asap I m trying to put together a group of NUM NAME singers to do one item in the NUM NAME NAME services on NAME rd Dec I m not yet sure if I need another tenor but if I do would you be prepared to help out Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few Could you have a think and let me know as soon as possible Cheers NAME Singers I m trying to put together a group of NUM NAME singers to do one item in the NUM NAME NAME services on NAME rd Dec I m not yet sure if I need another tenor but if I do would you be prepared to help out Also do you know of any good basses are sopranos who are Christians I thought maybe from doing NAME you might have come across a few Could you have a think and let me know as soon as possible Cheers NAME NAME prayer meeting Hi everyone Hope you re all well and enjoying the weekend SMILEY Sorry I ve left this a bit late but if you happen to check your emails before the prayer meeting today and have anything specific you d like us to pray for especially if you ca nt make it to the meeting yourself then do let me know and I ll make a note of it and make sure we pray about it SMILEY Do nt forget to mention any answers to prayer and other stuff to thank NAME for Thanks again for all your hard work it has nt been in vain as we have a great NAME who s able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine according to the power at work within us to Him be the glory in the church and in NAME NAME throughout all generations for ever and ever NAME hope to see many of you later love NAME ps does anyone who s had contact with NAME NAME know whether there s anything he d especially appreciate prayer for apart from the obvious Re NAME prayer meeting Hi everyone As you all know we have a prayer meeting today in my room NAME NAME NUM at pm If any of you would like me to add anything to the prayer sheet please could you email me before NUM Thanks NAME to see many of you later SMILEY Love NAME Re NAME prayer meeting I ve already said to NAME that I wo nt be able to make the prayer neeting as I have a rehersal for the CUMS concert tonight but these are a few prayer points Praise That all the music seems to have been sorted out ok That the concert that NAME was due to have that night has now been cancelled they could nt fix an orchestra so it has freed a few more people including NAME junior organ scholar who s not a christian to play in the concert Pray For NAME playing and also for NAME and NAME who have said that they d like to come to watch that they would be struck by the message as well as the music NAME it goes well Looking forward to seeing you next week love NAME Hi everyone Hope you re all well and enjoying the weekend SMILEY Sorry I ve left this a bit late but if you happen to check your emails before the prayer meeting today and have anything specific you d like us to pray for especially if you ca nt make it to the meeting yourself then do let me know and I ll make a note of it and make sure we pray about it SMILEY Do nt forget to mention any answers to prayer and other stuff to thank NAME for Thanks again for all your hard work it has nt been in vain as we have a great NAME who s able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine according to the power at work within us to Him be the glory in the church and in NAME NAME throughout all generations for ever and ever NAME hope to see many of you later love NAME ps does anyone who s had contact with NAME NAME know whether there s anything he d especially appreciate prayer for apart from the obvious NAME programme corrections Dear NAME Here s some stuff I picked up in the programme p NUM make sure you remember to put where the toilets are just making sure p NUM is missing it should NAME NUM NAME NAME weg mit dem p does NAME NAME NAME want capitals or not p In NAME NAME s entry works are given as eg NAME Messiah this is inconsistent with the rest of the programme which has NAME s NAME ie with an apostrophe NAME NAME NAME NAME missing CHAR not tution p NAME s talk NAME NAME says this colon instead of a full stop and or quotation marks for the verse p NAME soll ich DEN kelch nicht trinken missing den p NUM title NAME NAME ihn not standte ihn did nt find anything else thanks for all the work NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME Re sjp urgent choice in colleges teh NUM next door to NAME s I dont know whether that is a good way to do it or not I just figured that if you were randomly going to go to something you might be more tempted if it were next door than if it were NUM minutes away CHAR dunno if that is true tho any better ideas as to how to discriminate NAME was just because it is easy for me CHAR left the note in NAME s pidge today so hopefully she will get it and get back to me soon NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote hiya my hermes account is now back online sending nearly NAME of images to NAME NAME and NAME had nt helped my NAME cool you know you can ask for an increase in NAME if you want it your lot of posters is just mill rd etc NAME reps should get theirs thanks NAME also confirmed this at lunchtime pointed out that I just ca nt read and she did make that clear we have a certain amount of flyerage that we can use for colleges I have left a note to the NAME reps to see if they want to blanket flyer NAME that might be a good idea NAME or NAME would need to clear this with the college first however so its probably best that they know your intentions earlier rather than later and I can always do NAME I might ask NAME and trinity if thye want it as well is there any particular choice in colleges here we have approx NUM for doing blanket flyerings but if CHAR wannna do NAME then hey thats cool just let me know how many you need I m hoping to get it out on NAME email lists that stilll leaves NUM for flt bt any sites we wanna do and the cums NUM concert on saturday sounds good last time I spoke to NAME she was getting better but not there yet I think that she appreciates still getting emails etc still feeling that she knows what is going on even if she is nt doing much herself she popped into NAME today so I saw her then which was good I think she just could nt bear to rest in bed anymore but she is seeming a bit better now but as you say she s still not NUM yet annoying about NAME will bear it in mind for any future publicity cheers Take care love NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Many thanks NAME for all your hard work today it was fantastic to come out of a supervision today chatting to my supervision partner about the concert and then for him to say you mean that NAME NAME NAME pointing to NUM people putting up a poster in our faculty Excellent are st NAME s college ciccu group allowed to do any flyering whatever in NAME or not They re able to put up posters within certain guidelines and we think flyering is probably OK I ve asked NAME NAME one of the reps to chat to the chapel clerk about it and passed on to him what I know all the bundles of posters are out now reps NUM are going in a ciccu bundle tonight the site town flyering NUM should be in NAME holes great absolutely great many thanks you ve done a fantastic job As for the posters I got today for NAME Road is that just NAME Road area or is the NAME lot in there too press releases are done wow this is amazing I sit back and the publicity is all sorted NAME says hi Thanks how is she do you know NAME seemed to be doing a great job covering NAME today but if you do need me to take on any of NAME s work or anything else for that matter do let me know Thank you once again for all you hard work Take care love NAME stay cool god bless NAME NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re sjp urgent if you d like to do some pubs that would be amazing I am currently busy every night till wednesday so CHAR wont be able to do it CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote choice in colleges teh NUM next door to NAME s I dont know whether that is a good way to do it or not I just figured that if you were randomly going to go to something you might be more tempted if it were next door than if it were NUM minutes away CHAR dunno if that is true tho any better ideas as to how to discriminate NAME was just because it is easy for me ok seems reasonable enough I m not sure how effective blanket flyering is so if you can think of better ways of getting rid of flyers more out around the town in pubs etc might be worthwhile we were definitely short this afternoon it could be worth considering CHAR left the note in NAME s pidge today so hopefully she will get it and get back to me soon though she ll probably refer it onto NAME who has all the info contacts so it might be a couple of days There is always the NAME to try catch them at thanks NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote hiya my hermes account is now back online sending nearly NAME of images to NAME NAME and NAME had nt helped my NAME cool you know you can ask for an increase in NAME if you want it your lot of posters is just mill rd etc NAME reps should get theirs thanks NAME also confirmed this at lunchtime pointed out that I just ca nt read and she did make that clear we have a certain amount of flyerage that we can use for colleges I have left a note to the NAME reps to see if they want to blanket flyer NAME that might be a good idea NAME or NAME would need to clear this with the college first however so its probably best that they know your intentions earlier rather than later and I can always do NAME I might ask NAME and trinity if thye want it as well is there any particular choice in colleges here we have approx NUM for doing blanket flyerings but if CHAR wannna do NAME then hey thats cool just let me know how many you need I m hoping to get it out on NAME email lists that stilll leaves NUM for flt bt any sites we wanna do and the cums NUM concert on saturday sounds good last time I spoke to NAME she was getting better but not there yet I think that she appreciates still getting emails etc still feeling that she knows what is going on even if she is nt doing much herself she popped into NAME today so I saw her then which was good I think she just could nt bear to rest in bed anymore but she is seeming a bit better now but as you say she s still not NUM yet annoying about NAME will bear it in mind for any future publicity cheers Take care love NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re sjp urgent cheers man ur a star god bless CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote If you can get me some fliers via NAME via NAME is prob easiest for you I ll see what I can do No promises though NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote if you d like to do some pubs that would be amazing I am currently busy every night till wednesday so CHAR wont be able to do it CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote choice in colleges teh NUM next door to NAME s I dont know whether that is a good way to do it or not I just figured that if you were randomly going to go to something you might be more tempted if it were next door than if it were NUM minutes away CHAR dunno if that is true tho any better ideas as to how to discriminate NAME was just because it is easy for me ok seems reasonable enough I m not sure how effective blanket flyering is so if you can think of better ways of getting rid of flyers more out around the town in pubs etc might be worthwhile we were definitely short this afternoon it could be worth considering CHAR left the note in NAME s pidge today so hopefully she will get it and get back to me soon though she ll probably refer it onto NAME who has all the info contacts so it might be a couple of days There is always the NAME to try catch them at thanks NAME NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations NAME NAME The final trip of the term will be next weekend th November staying in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME For anyone unfamiliar with the area NAME has the highest and most rugged mountains in NAME and NAME it s a really beautiful part of the country with lots of fantastic walking NUM peaks over ft including NAME itself It should be another fantastic trip as I hope you have come to expect from NAME NAME will be by minibus leaving between NAME and pm on Friday evening it s a bit closer than the Lakes Walks will run on Saturday and Sunday and we will return on Sunday evening The cost of the trip is pound NUM pounds you will need to be a member although you can join when you sign up There are up to NUM places on this trip It is important that you follow the standard signup procedure as follows in order to secure your place we have had a lot of enquiries so it s looking like it will be very popular A box will be placed in NAME NAME S COLLEGE PORTERS LODGE from am until NAME this MONDAY th November You will need to print your name and details in the first free row on the signup sheet and follow the instructions on the sheet Places are on a first come first served basis You should bring a cheque for pound NUM membership fees as appropriate Also be sure to take a trip info sheet Membership is pound NUM pounds for a year or pound NUM for NUM years or the duration of your course if longer If getting to NAME s on Monday morning is going to be impossible then please let me know and we should be able to arrange a presign for you You should email me with notice even if you have mentionned it in person please I look forward to seeing many of you soon NAME Social Action stations NAME and peace to you from NAME our Father and the NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM Hello NUM and all We hope and pray that you are well I thank all of you who corrected suggested what you call more than NUM NAME So please at our Biblical characters fancy dress Student lunch on Sunday please not too many NAME um i a es ssss What is going on this week I hear you cry well you can kick off th week Thursday st tomorrow at Risky Living NUM NUM for breaking your fast and NUM NUM for Worship HT is having a day of pray and fasting for the new Vicar as the interviews are on Tuesday NAME NAME has said that he will be joining us for Food and he will be speaking about Parents Saturday rd Nov Time to bless our Christian brothers and sisters at the Salvation army by helping them in a practical way and helping them with their Christmas community programme The Salvation army do an excellent job at Christmas with their food parcels gifts and presents and dinners on Christmas day We will be meeting at NUM NUM outside NAME and then going over to the Salvation army centre on NAME Rd You can meet us outside NAME or at the centre We will aim to be finished at NUM NUM and we will be mostly present and food parcel making but for those of you seeking a more physical task there might be something on offer Although the painting is off due to illness Houseparty th th December get your forms in places are going fast Those with forms already in but who have not paid NAME NUM NUM The he said to them Give to NAME what is NAME s and to NAME what is NAME s So please NAME NAME only please Those a bit low on the dough try some Biblical method of fund raising NAME NUM NUM After NAME and his disciples arrived in NAME the collectors of the twodrachma tax came to NAME and asked Does nt your teacher pay the temple tax Yes he does he replied When NAME came into the house NAME was the first to speak What do you think NAME he asked From whom do the kings of the earth collect duty and taxes from their own sons or from others From others NAME answered Then the sons are exempt NAME said to him But so that we may not offend them go to the lake and throw out your line Take the first fish you catch open its mouth and you will find a fourdrachma coin Take it and give it to them for my tax and yours But again no matter how Biblical drachmas are NAME NAME only please Everyone is welcome on the Houseparty so bring your friends Christian NAME NAME Domestic bursars and porters Services are at NUM NUM NUM NUM and NUM NUM on Sunday with student lunch after the NUM NUM in the NAME NAME Hall All welcome spread the word That is all for now thanks any problems please do be in touch And for those who have bothered to read this far the Biblical characters fancy dress is optional NAME bless NAME NAME and peace to you from NAME our Father and the NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM Hello NUM and all We hope and pray that you are well I thank all of you who corrected suggested what you call more than NUM NAME So please at our Biblical characters fancy dress Student lunch on Sunday please not too many NAME um i a es ssss What is going on this week I hear you cry well you can kick off th week Thursday st tomorrow at Risky Living NUM NUM for breaking your fast and NUM NUM for Worship HT is having a day of pray and fasting for the new Vicar as the interviews are on Tuesday NAME NAME has said that he will be joining us for Food and he will be speaking about Parents Saturday rd Nov Time to bless our Christian brothers and sisters at the Salvation army by helping them in a practical way and helping them with their Christmas community programme The Salvation army do an excellent job at Christmas with their food parcels gifts and presents and dinners on Christmas day We will be meeting at NUM NUM outside NAME and then going over to the Salvation army centre on 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NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Spring Harvest NAME Hey NAME I hope this email finds you well NUM things we should meet up for coffee sometime And second thing have you still got any photos of NAME Harvest if so are they as photos or on a digital format and hires If the answer is yes to any of these please can we use them for NAME NAME NAME bless NAME Hey NAME I hope this email finds you well NUM things we should meet up for coffee sometime And second thing have you still got any photos of NAME Harvest if so are they as photos or on a digital format and hires If the answer is yes to any of these please can we use them for NAME NAME NAME bless NAME Re NAME Harvest Evolution Hello fellow NAME NAME I hope you re all doing ok It appears that there will be a train strike on Thursday That means that getting to NAME on the train will be impossible It would be possible however to get there by coach but I would probably need to book it as they would be quite full It takes NUM hours although NUM of those are at NAME so it would only actually be NUM hours on the coach It s probably cheaper than the train too and has the advantage of taking us all the way to NAME It would be cheaper if we had student coach cards but there may not be time to get them and may not be worth pound NUM if you do nt travel by coach much Thus I have a few questions Does anyone mind travelling by coach if we have to Would you rather get a return by coach which would be cheaper than getting a single and then a single on the train back or would you rather travel back with everyone else on the train even if it costs a bit more Personally I d rather come back on the train as I generally prefer trains to buses Does anyone have a national express student card Does anyone have a better idea I m not sure if anyone else is doing anything about this as NAME CHAR is now at NAME and asked me to check out coach times but I thought I d better do as much research as I can If I could have a contact number as well that would be great as I could contact you quickly if anything came up Thanks See you soon I hope you re all looking forward to it I am NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME TP From NAME NAME To NAME NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME Harvest Evolution NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi NAME Welcome to NAME Harvest Please find attached a letter explaining all that you need to know about what this week has in store for us The letter is on the bottom of the email too if you are unable to read attachments Please do not hesitate to contact NAME NAME by email if there are any problems or phone me on NUM NUM as I shall already be on the site before you arrive Please reply if you get this email that is acknowledge recit NAME bless NAME Spring Harvest letter Welcome to NAME NAME s trip to NAME Evolution NUM I can not wait to get there and I hope that you feel the same way it is going to be a great way to spend NAME and make time for NAME before the term ahead To make the perfect trip you will need some travel arrangements a what to bring list an ounce of fun a wing and a prayer Travel arrangements We are going to meet at NAME NAME station at NUM am and then catch Ticket cost will be pound NUM if you have a NAME railcard NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM The date of our return is Tuesday nd April we shall be catching the NUM am train and be arriving back in NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME is NUM miles from the station there is a bus that goes from the station there or you can catch a taxi Upon arrival at the site we are booked under my name NAME NAME as NAME NAME Church What you will need to bring Yourself NAME note book and pen Sense of humour Washing materials Clothes for a week Assume that it will be cold possibly wet it is the British seaside after all Swimming stuff there is a quality swimming pool there Bedding is provided but bring a towel or NUM or you will be wet after swimming NAME NAME The chalets are selfcatering which means that we will be cooking We shall provide breakfast things and lunch things and be cooking NUM evening meals and the other NUM evening meals be eating out somewhere The aim is to cater for the week for under pound NUM a head not including eating out so bring enough money to cater for that Other than that I think everything on site is free except the shops and there might be a small charge for the swimming pool Any more questions problems queries please do be in touch I shall already be at the site when you get there if you need to contact me on the day or after Friday th just give me a bell on NUM NUM NUM or NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME Want your email in a hurry Get Hotmail direct to your mobile Birthday party My birthday is NUM May I ll be turning NUM I d like to have a gettogether the day after to celebrate The gettogether will be at The NAME NAME which is at NUM NAME Yard off Bridge NAME you turn in by the silver shop It s at NUM NUM NAME Sunday NUM May Please RSVP so I can give The NAME NAME an accurate head count NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE NAME The game I made Just a reminder about the game on Sunday NUM May after the student lunch please come over for squash and to play the board game I brought to NAME I was thinking about how to say something creative and poetic so that people would remember and want to come but I m in a bit of a daze now and I did nt think of anything creative to say So I ll just say that I enjoyed spending NAME weekend with you and I d really like to see you on Sunday The directions are Get on NAME NAME take it Northwest as it becomes Bridge Street NAME Street etc About where it becomes NAME Road there s a NAME garage At the garage turn right onto NAME Road Continue on NAME Road until you come to the NAME Road post office on your right Turn left onto Garden Walk Continue until you find a house with a brown door and a number NUM nicely camouflaged brown by tarnish I ll have a sheet of paper up that says NAME s Game Love NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE Spring Harvest Evolution Hi NAME Welcome to NAME Harvest Please find attached a letter explaining all that you need to know about what this week has in store for us The letter is on the bottom of the email too if you are unable to read attachments Please do not hesitate to contact NAME NAME by email if there are any problems or phone me on NUM NUM as I shall already be on the site before you arrive Please reply if you get this email that is acknowledge recit NAME bless NAME Spring Harvest letter Welcome to NAME NAME s trip to NAME Evolution NUM I can not wait to get there and I hope that you feel the same way it is going to be a great way to spend NAME and make time for NAME before the term ahead To make the perfect trip you will need some travel arrangements a what to bring list an ounce of fun a wing and a prayer Travel arrangements We are going to meet at NAME NAME station at NUM am and then catch Ticket cost will be pound NUM if you have a NAME railcard B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM The date of our return is Tuesday nd April we shall be catching the am train and be arriving back in NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME is NUM miles from the station there is a bus that goes from the station there or you can catch a taxi Upon arrival at the site we are booked under my name NAME NAME as NAME NAME Church What you will need to bring NAME Yourself NAME NAME note book and pen B Sense of humour B Washing materials B Clothes for a week Assume that it will be cold possibly wet it is the British seaside after all B Swimming stuff there is a quality swimming pool there B Bedding is provided but bring a towel or NUM or you will be wet after swimming NAME NAME NAME The chalets are selfcatering which means that we will be cooking We shall provide breakfast things and lunch things and be cooking NUM evening meals and the other NUM evening meals be eating out somewhere The aim is to cater for the week for under pound NUM a head not including eating out so bring enough money to cater for that Other than that I think everything on site is free except the shops and there might be a small charge for the swimming pool Any more questions problems queries please do be in touch I shall already be at the site when you get there if you need to contact me on the day or after Friday th just give me a bell on NUM NUM NUM or NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME Hi NAME Welcome to NAME Harvest Please find attached a letter explaining all that you need to know about what this week has in store for us The letter is on the bottom of the email too if you are unable to read attachments Please do not hesitate to contact NAME NAME by email if there are any problems or phone me on NUM NUM as I shall already be on the site before you arrive Please reply if you get this email that is acknowledge recit NAME bless NAME Spring Harvest letter Welcome to NAME NAME s trip to NAME Evolution NUM I can not wait to get there and I hope that you feel the same way it is going to be a great way to spend NAME and make time for NAME before the term ahead To make the perfect trip you will need some travel arrangements a what to bring list an ounce of fun a wing and a prayer Travel arrangements We are going to meet at NAME NAME station at NUM am and then catch Ticket cost will be pound NUM if you have a NAME railcard B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM B NUM NUM train to NAME arrive NUM NUM The date of our return is Tuesday nd April we shall be catching the NUM am train and be arriving back in NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME is NUM miles from the station there is a bus that goes from the station there or you can catch a taxi Upon arrival at the site we are booked under my name NAME NAME as NAME NAME Church What you will need to bring NAME Yourself NAME NAME note book and pen B Sense of humour B Washing materials B Clothes for a week Assume that it will be cold possibly wet it is the British seaside after all B Swimming stuff there is a quality swimming pool there B Bedding is provided but bring a towel or NUM or you will be wet after swimming NAME NAME NAME The chalets are selfcatering which means that we will be cooking We shall provide breakfast things and lunch things and be cooking NUM evening meals and the other NUM evening meals be eating out somewhere The aim is to cater for the week for under pound NUM a head not including eating out so bring enough money to cater for that Other than that I think everything on site is free except the shops and there might be a small charge for the swimming pool Any more questions problems queries please do be in touch I shall already be at the site when you get there if you need to contact me on the day or after Friday th just give me a bell on NUM NUM NUM or NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME NAME My prayer newsletter update This is what I just sent people who receive my prayer updates If you would like to receive my less frequent quarterly prayer newsletter or my weekly updates please let me know As I write I am in a people mover minivan heading back from the Spring Harvest studentevolution conference I am tired and looking forward to putting on a silver necklacea simple Celtic crosswhen I get home When the conference began I was struggling hard to suppress a sort of spiritual gag reflex The worship seemed to be about MTVstyle showmanship more than the presence of NAME numerous vendors hawking their goods bespoke a crass commercialism I started to pray think and seek the NAME s guidance because I knew it would be very easy for me to have a very bad week and I wanted to choose to have a good week I thought about and rejected NUM thing I sometimes do try to observe as an anthropologist would and chalk it up to experience Before too long something else was on my heart A friend came over recently to talk about a social blunder I had made I had been offensively condescending and he looked at the isolation I feel and gently suggested that if I do not perceive a common bond of humanity NUM cannot help but be condescending NAME has been a part of my experience and as I prayed I met with a very simple challenge choose not to be isolated NAME the conference as someone welcomed in not as an outsider Let this be a beginning I had also been thinking about NUM thread of Biblical doctrine not emphasized in Evangelicalism NAME throughout the New Testament are startling claims about believers we are of NUM NAME with the Father we share in the divine nature we are given the authority to become sons of NAME This thread is developed by the Greek Fathers and is foundational to the Orthodox understanding of sanctification but Evangelicals do nt do as much with the NAME s teaching that NAME is working to create in us a grandeur that was not in NAME that he wants to make us gods As the worship sessions unfolded I was able to look on my fellow worshippers as one looking on a company of gods That experience was the apex of something else something broader I let go of my isolation and was increasingly able to look past a real rough point when need be and experience the conference as something intended for me On NAME Sunday our group went to the all age worship and at the end of long worship and a long and interesting lecture the woman behind me tapped my arm and delivered a prophetic word You have an immense capacity for love I value that for what it says for its unexpected character and in particular because it said nothing about my intelligence On Monday NAME NAME the pastor who came along and supported our group asked a question that sparked a long and interesting conversation What is worship My answer was that worship was a superlative love combined with respect we can and should love creatures with a relative love but absolute love is reserved for NAME alone That answer was nt immediately helpful to NAME because he was working to sort out whether worship is an activity at church or the whole Christian life The discussion did set me thinking as I entered that evening s lecturethe best I attended Without trying to encapsulate the whole message he explored the primary word used for worship in the New Testament It literally means to come towards to kiss and in the Greek Old Testament translation used by New Testament authors it can refer to worship a servant kissing a master s hand or foot or a dog licking a person s hand In the New Testament it refers exclusively to worship of the NUM NAME When we got back I asked a question that had been percolating during the lecture Is this why amidst other practical instructions half the Pauline letters end with Greet one another with a holy kiss They asked what I meant and I realized I had nt explained explained the other real part of the equation divinization The potential reason I saw for the holy kiss fit in with divinization NAME alone is worshipped and the image of NAME is fittingly honored with the image of worship The kiss of peace is not only affection even if that is also important but a way to recognize the divinization of one s brothers and sisters I think my question was a little too far out for them to have ready musings to offer That is NUM major thread in what happened tonight and because its basic insight is one I would most like your prayer that I carry with me both sharing in what is common to humanity and respecting my brothers and sisters in NAME There are other sides to what was going on It was good to be in a state of unpressured time and know that others were also without time pressure one could start up a conversation without wondering Am I asking this person to eat into his time for There was an absolutely wonderful drama workshop There was a group from NAME and I was able to speak with some of those students a bit It was a time to be immersed in love and it was particularly good to see one specific person flourish in that loving community NAME suggested that I send my postal address The postal service has been a bit unreliable NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME NAME NAME NAME Kingdom What would I request prayer over There are several things I would ask That I would keep that human and especially Christian connection and that it would become integrated in how I relate to the world For that matter that all of us would persevere in the work NAME started with us at the conference For NAME I had my first Bible study with him recently and it went very well We read NUM chapters in NUM sitting NAME holds great respect for the NAME and for NAME and I would like to be involved with the NAME NAME drawing these to full stature For physical distractions and for my work During the conference I was intermittently tired fatigued and in pain today I woke up with a crink in my neck which has nt completely gone away These did not stop NAME from working powerfully at the conference even from giving me real joy but I m feeling awfully tired now and not energetic to resume work I m running a very slight temperature Perhaps this is occasion for more grace For the possibility of me speaking at the conference next year Some of the leadership friends of NAME came by because they wanted feedback on how to do the conference for next year and at the end of a discussion of speakers I mentioned a prior engagement and said I d enjoy speaking NAME said he d pass along a suggestion about something to speak about and I think that if I can identify something beneficial to the conference that I can do well I ve got a real chance of returning as a speakerwhich I would love Please pray that I would be able to return as a speaker and be a conduit of blessing to the conference I have a lot to be thankful for work on my thesis went well last week and the conference was a blessing May the NAME s resurrection life fill you all In NAME s light NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE Travel NAME Hi NAME NAME As you may have discovered by now there is a train strike on Thursday which makes getting to NAME problematic Fear not though as the NAME moves in myterious ways in this case via The Coopervan NAME and NAME NAME have very kindly offered us their van to take to NAME To secure your place the van takes NUM please email me asap to say you can make it What will it cost Your share of the petrol What s it like CHAR susuki van that has been home converted to be a NAME NAME The seats in the front are fine It is small though Will I have to drive No I m chauffeur for the trip How much luggage space Not much so NUM small bag each How far is NAME About NUM miles or NUM hours away Where are you departing from I will be leaving at pm on Thursday from th layby on NAME Avenue same spot as the housparty coach Any other questions Email me Do be in touch Yours NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME As you may have discovered by now there is a train strike on Thursday which makes getting to NAME problematic Fear not though as the NAME moves in myterious ways in this case via The Coopervan NAME and NAME NAME have very kindly offered us their van to take to NAME To secure your place the van takes NUM please email me asap to say you can make it What will it cost Your share of the petrol What s it like CHAR susuki van that has been home converted to be a NAME NAME The seats in the front are fine It is small though Will I have to drive No I m chauffeur for the trip How much luggage space Not much so NUM small bag each How far is NAME About NUM miles or NUM hours away Where are you departing from I will be leaving at pm on Thursday from th layby on NAME Avenue same spot as the housparty coach Any other questions Email me Do be in touch Yours NAME NAME An Invitation to the Game NAME folks I was wondering if you would like to come have a cup of squash and play my game after the student lunch a week on Sunday NUM May I m at NUM Garden Walk to get to my place from NAME NAME on foot Get on NAME NAME take it Northwest as it becomes Bridge Street NAME Street etc About where it becomes NAME Road there s a NAME garage At the garage turn right onto NAME Road Continue on NAME Road until you come to the NAME Road post office on your right Turn left onto Garden Walk Continue until you find a house with a brown door and a number NUM nicely camouflaged by tarnish I ll have a sheet of paper up that says NAME s Game NAME Road is oneway so you need to do a song and dance if you re coming on wheels Please email me if you have any questions NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE Re An Invitation to the Game Sounds good NAME I take it I often cycle the wrong way up Garden Walk on the way home Christians are called to go against the flow after all Might be best not to try it in a car though NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME folks I was wondering if you would like to come have a cup of squash and play my game after the student lunch a week on Sunday NUM May I m at NUM Garden Walk to get to my place from NAME NAME on foot Get on NAME NAME take it Northwest as it becomes Bridge Street NAME Street etc About where it becomes NAME Road there s a NAME garage At the garage turn right onto NAME Road Continue on NAME Road until you come to the NAME Road post office on your right Turn left onto Garden Walk Continue until you find a house with a brown door and a number NUM nicely camouflaged by tarnish I ll have a sheet of paper up that says NAME s Game NAME Road is oneway so you need to do a song and dance if you re coming on wheels Please email me if you have any questions NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE Re An Invitation to the Game NAME wrote Sounds good NAME I take it Yes I think the sutdent lunch ends at NUM NUM NAME give or take and I can lead anyone who s interested there from NAME I often cycle the wrong way up Garden Walk on the way home Christians are called to go against the flow after all Might be best not to try it in a car though NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME folks I was wondering if you would like to come have a cup of squash and play my game after the student lunch a week on Sunday NUM May I m at NUM Garden Walk to get to my place from NAME NAME on foot Get on NAME NAME take it Northwest as it becomes Bridge Street NAME Street etc About where it becomes NAME Road there s a NAME garage At the garage turn right onto NAME Road Continue on NAME Road until you come to the NAME Road post office on your right Turn left onto Garden Walk Continue until you find a house with a brown door and a number NUM nicely camouflaged by tarnish I ll have a sheet of paper up that says NAME s Game NAME Road is oneway so you need to do a song and dance if you re coming on wheels Please email me if you have any questions NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE NAME NAME EMAIL To see an awardwinning website with stories essays artwork games and a fourdimensional maze why not visit my home page All of this is waiting for you at WEBSITE Spring harvest STOP PRESS NAME is the theif of time More lost than the Israelites in the desert for what to do at NAME Then Come on the NAME trip to NAME Harvest Extra places have become available at NAME NAME if we can get NUM people we will go It will be first come first serve The FEATURE IS YOU NEED TO HAVE BOOKED WITH ME BEFORE am ON NAME TH NAME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME How long will you lay there you sluggard When will you get up from your sleep CHAR little sleep a little slumber a little folding of the hands to rest Proverbs NUM NUM Perfectly timed to run into the summer term we are taking NUM chalets at NAME Harvest at NAME April th to nd The accommodation will be single sex self catering chalets The cost will be pound NUM for adults discounted to pound NUM for students This is a first for NAME but we thought the Student NAME NAME looked so good it was an opportunity not to be missed It is being lead by NAME Survivor and CHAR for Students For details click below WEBSITE Come along to set your self up with NAME for the summer term So to come please pay me and let me photocopy your NAME card by Friday midday to secure a place Any questions querries or jokes please be in touch I leave you with this question Does NAME s Royal family suffer from Dutch Realm disease May the grace of the NAME NAME NAME and the fellowship of the NAME NAME be with you all NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME More lost than the Israelites in the desert for what to do at NAME Then Come on the NAME trip to NAME Harvest Extra places have become available at NAME NAME if we can get NUM people we will go It will be first come first serve The FEATURE IS YOU NEED TO HAVE BOOKED WITH ME BEFORE am ON NAME TH NAME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME How long will you lay there you sluggard When will you get up from your sleep CHAR little sleep a little slumber a little folding of the hands to rest Proverbs NUM NUM Perfectly timed to run into the summer term we are taking NUM chalets at NAME Harvest at NAME April th to nd The accommodation will be single sex self catering chalets The cost will be pound NUM for adults discounted to pound NUM for students This is a first for NAME but we thought the Student NAME NAME looked so good it was an opportunity not to be missed It is being lead by NAME Survivor and CHAR for Students For details click below WEBSITE Come along to set your self up with NAME for the summer term So to come please pay me and let me photocopy your NAME card by Friday midday to secure a place Any questions querries or jokes please be in touch I leave you with this question Does NAME s Royal family suffer from Dutch Realm disease May the grace of the NAME NAME NAME and the fellowship of the NAME NAME be with you all NUM NAME NUM NUM NAME bless NAME Fwd NAME NAME NAME NAME Fwd this is a bit late but CHAR Sorry should have passed this on yesterday NAME Hi NAME NAME forgot about this do you still need people to help out Let me know if you do NAME On Tuesday NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME EMAIL wrote DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Hello everyone The NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME is this Saturday at pm in NAME NAME s Chapel This should be a great event and there will be an explanatory talk as well so if you take your friends they will get to hear the gospel as well as the music The organisers are also looking for some more people to help out by stewarding at the event which would just mean turning up beforehand and helping arrange stuff welcome people and that kind of stuff If you are able to help please email me jpd or NAME pma Thanks NAME NAME NAME is at pm and NAME at pm on Saturday to fit in around the concert NAME NAME Part NUM NAME NAME college NUM NUM Fwd Fwd NAME NAME NAME NAME mark NAME NAME NAME CHAR I m around if you still need people to do stewarding NAME On Tuesday NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME EMAIL wrote DocumentEmail MicrosoftInternetExplorer Hello everyone The NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME is this Saturday at pm in NAME NAME s Chapel This should be a great event and there will be an explanatory talk as well so if you take your friends they will get to hear the gospel as well as the music The organisers are also looking for some more people to help out by stewarding at the event which would just mean turning up beforehand and helping arrange stuff welcome people and that kind of stuff If you are able to help please email me jpd or NAME pma Thanks NAME NAME NAME is at pm and NAME at pm on Saturday to fit in around the concert Re st NAME reminder Fwd am CHAR right in thinking that this below is just a case of confusion and that you have nt already asked NAME for a cheque I ll email NAME when CHAR hear a rely from you also got your invoice for seats will forward this and the other receipts to NAME NAME CHAR Hi NAME I thought NAME was dealing with this I really need the cheques urgently otherwise it ll get a bit embarassing Each needs to be for pound NUM payable to NAME NAME NAME NAME I m still waiting for receipts from the party and will chase up people concerned Is it OK to deduct the amount for the ticket from the party expenses Thanks for your help NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM hi NAME just to remind you that you can send a note to me re reimbursement for travel expenses of soloist and oboist also CHAR want to try and tie up the budget soon so would appreciate the cheque for the extra adult ticket you ordered hope you are well NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re st NAME reminder Fwd I ll let NAME know that you need the pound NUM refunded on top of the other receipts that you sent up warlier this week these might not come till next week as the distance between girton and homerton is long I also fell asleep this afternoon when CHAR intended osrting out things to send up to NAME via NAME this evening sorry the mixup for the email is unusual I thought I had replied to NAME when he first sent an email over a week ago and when I had nt got a reply CHAR sent him a reminder I m not sure whether the email had sent or not will endeavour to remember scissors and prittstick on sunday NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear NAME and NAME Sorry there has clearly been a case of misunderstanding here I thought that NAME had dealt with this already so assumed it was a job done Sorry I should have checked that we all knew what was going on Anyway I ve put NUM checks in NAME s pigeon hole payable to NAME and NAME for pound NUM each drawn on my bank account These should allow NAME to get them off quickly to them NAME I need therefore pound NUM from NAME reimbursement NAME You ll need to let NAME have a receipt or something which confirms the cost If you could also let her have any other invoices party costs chamber organ and the money for the extra adult ticket mentioned in NAME s email that d be really helpful I too would like to have the accounts wrapped up Many thanks love NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote am CHAR right in thinking that this below is just a case of confusion and that you have nt already asked NAME for a cheque I ll email NAME when CHAR hear a rely from you also got your invoice for seats will forward this and the other receipts to NAME NAME CHAR Hi NAME I thought NAME was dealing with this I really need the cheques urgently otherwise it ll get a bit embarassing Each needs to be for pound NUM payable to NAME NAME NAME NAME I m still waiting for receipts from the party and will chase up people concerned Is it OK to deduct the amount for the ticket from the party expenses Thanks for your help NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM hi NAME just to remind you that you can send a note to me re reimbursement for travel expenses of soloist and oboist also CHAR want to try and tie up the budget soon so would appreciate the cheque for the extra adult ticket you ordered hope you are well NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME s passion and belated what s on Apologies for the lack of what s on this week hope you were nt all hopelessly wondering around college lost as to what to do I m sure you were nt NAME Just to plug a few things happening over the weekend Saturday at NAME there is a prayer meeting for NAME s work at NAME then straight after at NAME there s NAME teaching with NAME NAME looking at NAME NUM NUM entitled Freedom by NAME Should be excellent NAME to see you there Then Saturday evening at pm in NAME s collge chapel there s a first class performance of NAME NAME s Passion by a very good orchestra from all over NAME There will be a talk accompanying it by NAME NAME explaining the words so it s a good thing to take your friends to Not sure about tickets but go along and I reckon you ll be able to get them on the door Sunday is dean s breakfast wow I have nt been to one of those for ages the downside definitely of living out Go along if you re going to church or have been to chapel and enjoy the chat and food mm Then advanced invitation to next s week main meeting at pm when we ll be having a guest to explain what NAME is really all about as well as NAME Study in NAME and some worship and prayer ALL are welcome please do come along we do nt bite well biting s just impolite is nt it And if you re unsure of what NAME is and why we meet up please come and find out That s in the dean s room C NAME thanks for reading this far there ll be gold stars for those who read this far in heaven Byes and NAME bless NAME Apologies for the lack of what s on this week hope you were nt all hopelessly wondering around college lost as to what to do I m sure you were nt NAME Just to plug a few things happening over the weekend Saturday at NAME there is a prayer meeting for NAME s work at NAME then straight after at NAME there s NAME teaching with NAME NAME looking at NAME NUM NUM entitled Freedom by NAME Should be excellent NAME to see you there Then Saturday evening at pm in NAME s collge chapel there s a first class performance of NAME NAME s Passion by a very good orchestra from all over NAME There will be a talk accompanying it by NAME NAME explaining the words so it s a good thing to take your friends to Not sure about tickets but go along and I reckon you ll be able to get them on the door Sunday is dean s breakfast wow I have nt been to one of those for ages the downside definitely of living out Go along if you re going to church or have been to chapel and enjoy the chat and food mm Then advanced invitation to next s week main meeting at pm when we ll be having a guest to explain what NAME is really all about as well as NAME Study in NAME and some worship and prayer ALL are welcome please do come along we do nt bite well biting s just impolite is nt it And if you re unsure of what NAME is and why we meet up please come and find out That s in the dean s room C NAME thanks for reading this far there ll be gold stars for those who read this far in heaven Byes and NAME bless NAME NAME NAME Re NAME NAME NAME We can ask in College group this week NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Hope you re both well and surviving term As you ll be aware the next NAME concert it approaching rapidly with practically NUM stress to yourselves and as last year it s just the last minute rush now We re just a little desperate for stewards and I was wondering if there was anybody in NAME who d like to do it this year given that we had a number last year from NAME If there is anybody who would like to do this or have further questions then if they could contact me by email that would be grand Many Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME NAME Thanks for the email I ll email our college group and ask I have nt developed my photos of the houseparty yet sorry about that but I ll get a copy of the photo to you when I do NAME stuff for Sat sorts out and you have enough time to get everything done NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME Hope you re well and term s treating you well As you almost certainly know the concert is on Saturday and so there s not much time left now We are however just a little short of stewards I was therefore just wondering whether there is anyone in your CU who d like to help on the day as a steward Basically it just involves moving chairs and things about during the day although not all stewards need to do this and then in the evening setting up ushering people in checking tickets checking everyone is OK clearing up etc etc It is nt too strenuous and is often quite enjoyed by those who do it It s also very much an ontheday job so is nt a big commitment If there is anybody who would like to do this or have further questions then if they could contact me by email that would be grand Many Thanks love NAME NAME On the houseparty you took a photo of me up on the peaks I was just wondering if it came out OK whether it d be possible to have a copy since I do nt think I ve got one of that area despite having been up there a number of times and I rather like the Peaks Thanks NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Thank you for your email I will be at the NAME NAME NAME Breakfast from am and shall endeavor to reach your room by am I shall have to leave at around am as have a lunch appointment I hope that this will be OK It ll be great to get together Love NAME Sorry for the delay in letting you know but just to say that the meeting will be in my room NAME NAME NAME NAME ask if you do nt know where that is tomorrow If anyone who cannot make it could let me have their reports before am tomorrow morning that would be very helpful Many thanks Hopefully see some of you tomorrow for anyone else have a great NAME Take care love NAME On Thursday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear All I hope that this email finds you well and not too stressed at the start of week NUM Almost there Do you not know Have you not heard The NAME is the everlasting NAME the Creator of the ends of the earth He will not grow tired or weary and his understanding NUM can fathom He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak Even youths grow tired and weary and young men stumble and fall but those who hope in the NAME will renew their strength They will soar on wings like eagles they will run and not grow weary they will walk and not be faint NAME NUM NUM We shall be holding the concert debrief meeting subject to everyone not replying and informing me that they cannot make it on Friday th March at am venue tba Basic plan NUM am am arrive NAME coffee cakes am am prayer praise NUM am NAME debrief and proposals for future breaking for lunch in middle Actually I m not sure it will be going on that long but it seems safer to allocate too much time than too little it is a Christian meeting after all SMILEY Lunch will be provided You are all sons of NAME through faith in NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM If we could have reports from NAME NAME NAME NAME Publicity the NAME Treasurer either written to be given on the day or if you cannot make it then please submit your report to us before the day so that it can be given at the meeting and discussed Things to consider are things like what you did how things went what you think went well within your role what things you did right what was done wrong what could be done better in the future lessons learned etc etc It would be good to see as many as possible but I realise that its going to be impossible to get everyone together It would therefore be appreciated if you could let me know if you can make this or not or a maybe if you do nt know He was pierced for our transgressions he was crushed for our iniquities the punishment that brought us peace was upon him and by his wounds we are healed NAME NUM NUM Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME NAME I have been forced at the last minute to schedule a supervision tomorrow Friday morning so I am unlikely to get to the meeting much before NUM for which I apologise See you then NAME Sorry for the delay in letting you know but just to say that the meeting will be in my room NAME NAME NAME NAME ask if you do nt know where that is tomorrow If anyone who cannot make it 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if you can make this or not or a maybe if you do nt know He was pierced for our transgressions he was crushed for our iniquities the punishment that brought us peace was upon him and by his wounds we are healed NAME NUM NUM Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME NAME NAME could you just remind me how to get to your room ta see you tomorrow NAME On NAME NUM Mar NAME NAME wrote Sorry for the delay in letting you know but just to say that the meeting will be in my room NAME NAME NAME NAME ask if you do nt know where that is tomorrow If anyone who cannot make it could let me have their reports before am tomorrow morning that would be very helpful Many thanks Hopefully see some of you tomorrow for anyone else have a great NAME Take care love NAME On Thursday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear All I hope that this email finds 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NAME NAME NAME NAME hi NAME its a good idea to have it all on the same day unfortunately I m not going to be able to do all of it because I ca nt afford to give up study time at this stage of the year SMILEY so I m going to come for am to praise NAME and then leave at lunch would it be possible to give my report quite early on in the debrief session hope this is ok NAME x On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Dear All I hope that this email finds you well and not too stressed at the start of week NUM Almost there Do you not know Have you not heard The NAME is the everlasting NAME the Creator of the ends of the earth He will not grow tired or weary and his understanding NUM can fathom He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak Even youths grow tired and weary and young men stumble and fall but those who hope in the NAME will renew their strength They will soar on wings like eagles they will run and not grow weary they will walk and not be faint NAME NUM NUM We shall be 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Lunch will be provided You are all sons of NAME through faith in NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM If we could have reports from NAME NAME NAME NAME Publicity the NAME Treasurer either written to be given on the day or if you cannot make it then please submit your report to us before the day so that it can be given at the meeting and discussed Things to consider are things like what you did how things went what you think went well within your role what things you did right what was done wrong what could be done better in the future lessons learned etc etc It would be good to see as many as possible but I realise that its going to be impossible to get everyone together It would therefore be appreciated if you could let me know if you can make this or not or a maybe if you do nt know He was pierced for our transgressions he was crushed for our iniquities the punishment that brought us peace was upon him and by his wounds we are healed NAME NUM NUM Take care love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME NAME NAME schedule Fwd Hi NAME I know that the time is officially ampm but NAME NAME assures me that the chapel wo nt need to be free until NAME We need all the time we can get on the day so I m willing to go with what he says Best Wishes NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM I was just looking over the rehearsal schedule to consider the day itself which is something I d not given too much thought to earlier on and I notice that rehearsals have been scheduled outside our allocated time slots We only have the chapel until NUM noon for the first slot not NAME You ve both seen an approved the application with this on so this is hardly new Check the website WEBSITE application The rehearsal times we have are am noon and then pmpm love NAME On Friday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Just so you know these are the rehearsal dates and as you can see we have no probs with rehearsal venues lvoe NAME Dear NAME Here it is The NAME NAME is booked Cheers NAME NAME NAME Monday th Feb NUM NUM Chorus only NAME NAME NAME s College Wednesday th Feb NUM NUM Chorus only NAME NAME NAME s College Thursday th Feb NUM NUM Orchestra only tutti NAME NAME NAME s College Friday th NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Violin solos NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s College NAME tutti strings pm FULL CHORUS pm latest Finish Saturday th Feb am NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s Chapel am Flutes NAME NAME NAME CHAR NUM solos NAME NAME NAME NAME am FULL STRINGS pm CHORUS ARRIVE pm Lunch break pm Tutti no soloists required NAME NAME NAME return to cover recits with NAME NAME and Servant chorus members NAME NAME PM CONCERT NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Staff NAME Consultative Committee Call for nominations Staff NAME Consultative Committee Each year the ORG calls upon representatives from each class group of the student body to form the Staff NAME Consultative Committee or SSCOM The Committee is a valuable forum for voicing concerns and discussing issues in the Computer Science Tripos NAME or NAME programme that directly affect you or your colleagues Many issues have been discussed by past Committees we recommend that you read the past minutes on WEBSITE The SSCOM meets twice a term and the first meeting this year has been scheduled for Thursday NUM November at NUM pm Lunch will be arranged If you would like to nominate yourself as a student representative for your class group please email NAME at EMAIL and cc to me at EMAIL using the appropriate topic in the subject line Class Group Subject in Email Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Part NAME CHAR NAME Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NUM NAME Part NAME NAME Part NAME NAME Part NUM NAME Part NUM Nominee Part NUM General NAME Part NUM CHAR NAME Diploma in NAME NAME NAME NAME Research Students NAME Research NAME The closing date for nominations is Thursday NUM October at NUM NUM We will let you all know the list of nominees on Friday NUM November and the election will take place on Monday NUM November until NUM NUM ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE NAME pdf Hi NAME NUM point I did not make is I m using a laptop so minor differences might not be so obvious or perhaps my eyes are nt what they were Anyway here s my pdf version Regards NAME Stars and Angels and Aliens NUM It is NAME service time again The second carol service the Family Carols is as those of you who have been here more than a term will know the busiest and most chaotic service of the year In making the Christmas message come alive for children who are the target audience we need a group of people to help with the drama dressing up generally making an idiot of oneself Would you be willing to help If so could you email me There will be a meeting at NUM on Monday nd December in NAME House to sort something out Please bring along any ideas you may have Past triumphs have included the pantomime donkey Who wants to be a millionaire and cartwheeling angels The theme this year is the wise men following the star Get your imaginative faculties to work on that NUM Looking ahead to next term there will be an arts festival organised by the Deans and Chaplains of the various colleges Angels and Aliens NAME music poetry prayer drama reflection th January to th January NAME NAME Look out for more details This is the NAME College Chapel Mailing If you do nt want to get it or if you know of anyone who would like to but does nt let me know NAME NAME Start of NAME NAME NAME Start of Term Interviews with Dr NAME will by in NAME House room NUM on Wednesday NUM April between NUM NUM am and NUM NUM pm Please sign up for a NUM minute slot on the signup sheet on the noticeboard near NAME probably outside Dr NAME s room If you cannot make any of the times then please email me Bring along any problems that you have regarding supervisions or the course in general Part NUM students I will want an update on the progress of your project and I will be very happy if you could tell me that your dissertation is finished or nearly finished NAME NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL Start of NAME NAME NAME Start of Term Interviews with Dr NAME will by in NAME House room NUM on Wednesday NUM January between NUM NUM pm and NUM NUM pm Please sign up for a NUM minute slot on the signup sheet on the door of NAME If you cannot make any of the times then please email me Bring along any problems that you have regarding supervisions or the course in general Part NUM students I will want an update on the progress of your project NAME NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL Status Have implemented NAME phase and other bits and NAME Have marked out how what to parallelise in the ecm package Should be easy to do NAME Am limiting myself to bug fixing now but will highlight relevant parts of some text for NAME or we can have a qa session for an hour which might be easier Please update your repositories accordingly SMILEY See y all tomorrow NAME still Ill urgh SMILEY Re stewards hey if you can find some more people to help that would be lovely SMILEY let me know how it goes beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi Hope you re OK and term s treating you well I heard along the grapevine today that you were still rather desperate for stewards Do let me know if you need more people as I can probably get some more without bribery for you Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re stewards doh well I havent heard from you so I am assuming am isnt happening hope this is right beccaxx Re stewards is tomorrow mornign at NUM going ahead will it be in NAME chapel beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry to hear you have nt been well Hope you re feeling now has NAME spoken to you erm not to my knowledge about NAME but I do have a massive backlog of emails we talked about when we could meet and it looks like it might be fri morning or before NUM tomorrow or thurs as I have lectures I ll ask NAME NAME if he can make Friday morning at am Still waiting to hear from various people about stewarding love NAME beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I m onto it If you could also let me know as per NAME s email when you re free to meet up with NAME NAME that d be quite helpful Many thanks love NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote hey if you can find some more people to help that would be lovely SMILEY let me know how it goes beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM stewards just so you know this appears to be the current situation NAME doh it got announced in my lecture and I said that we were not selling tickets on the door nevermind I have NUM definites NAME NAME NAME mulholland NAME NAME NAME dutton NAME watkins NAME NAME and NAME and NAME are possiblesso still need more really I am feeling quite ming still am getting better though CHAR htink hope keep me posted on whether you find anyone NAME Re stewards has NAME spoken to you we talked about when we could meet and it looks like it might be fri morning or before NUM tomorrow or thurs as I have lectures beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I m onto it If you could also let me know as per NAME s email when you re free to meet up with NAME NAME that d be quite helpful Many thanks love NAME On Sunday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote hey if you can find some more people to help that would be lovely SMILEY let me know how it goes beccaxx On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi Hope you re OK and term s treating you well I heard along the grapevine today that you were still rather desperate for stewards Do let me know if you need more people as I can probably get some more without bribery for you Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM stewards hi NAME what would stewards have to do CHAR NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re Fwd NAME NUM NAME She already replied to me thank you Any news from your neighbour NAME On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ve sent her an email hopefully she ll reply to you directly NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I would really like to steward Completely forgot about that shall I email NAME NAME or do you have to do that See you soon NAME On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I just thought I pass this on in the small possibility that you might be interested in stewarding Should be a good concert NAME NAME Concerto in CHAR major NAME NAME Ein NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Joint winner of the CUMS concerto competition NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME NUM NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From MAGGIE HEYWOOD EMAIL To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Dear NAME and CUMS I As usual I shall need NUM stewards for the NAME concert in NAME s on NUM December Preference will be given to students They need to be in the Chapel by NAME and to be prepared to stay at the end to help clear the Chapel Names and emails to me please asap I also need some offers of help from both chorus and orchestra to set everything up on Tuesday rd at pm NAME and I often end up doing it all ourselves as we did on th Nov and I for one do nt have the physical strength any more to do that much heaving around of furniture The sarcoidosis in my lungs does nt respond well to exertion of that kind NUM or NUM people from each group would make all the difference Is anyone organising a party after this concert If so the NAME Room needs to be booked asap Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re Fwd NAME NUM NAME I m afraid that s Christmas formal hall I have to get my priorities straight SMILEY we moved PP that week so could go Thanks for thinking of me though Hope you re ok I m fine but tired off to bed in a sec but there s no practical tomorrow wahoo NAME On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I just thought I pass this on in the small possibility that you might be interested in stewarding Should be a good concert NAME NAME Concerto in CHAR major NAME NAME Ein NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Joint winner of the CUMS concerto competition NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME NUM NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From MAGGIE HEYWOOD EMAIL To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Dear NAME and CUMS I As usual I shall need NUM stewards for the NAME concert in NAME s on NUM December Preference will be given to students They need to be in the Chapel by NAME and to be prepared to stay at the end to help clear the Chapel Names and emails to me please asap I also need some offers of help from both chorus and orchestra to set everything up on Tuesday rd at pm NAME and I often end up doing it all ourselves as we did on th Nov and I for one do nt have the physical strength any more to do that much heaving around of furniture The sarcoidosis in my lungs does nt respond well to exertion of that kind NUM or NUM people from each group would make all the difference Is anyone organising a party after this concert If so the NAME Room needs to be booked asap Cheers NAME Re Fwd NAME NUM NAME if your neighbour could try to find someone to change from south court into q that would be great I am really desperate after another night with no sleep thanks anke On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I just thought I pass this on in the small possibility that you might be interested in stewarding Should be a good concert NAME NAME Concerto in CHAR major NAME NAME Ein NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Joint winner of the CUMS concerto competition NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME NUM NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From MAGGIE HEYWOOD EMAIL To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Dear NAME and CUMS I As usual I shall need NUM stewards for the NAME concert in NAME s on NUM December Preference will be given to students They need to be in the Chapel by NAME and to be prepared to stay at the end to help clear the Chapel Names and emails to me please asap I also need some offers of help from both chorus and orchestra to set everything up on Tuesday rd at pm NAME and I often end up doing it all ourselves as we did on th Nov and I for one do nt have the physical strength any more to do that much heaving around of furniture The sarcoidosis in my lungs does nt respond well to exertion of that kind NUM or NUM people from each group would make all the difference Is anyone organising a party after this concert If so the NAME Room needs to be booked asap Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re Fwd NAME NUM NAME I would really like to steward Completely forgot about that shall I email NAME NAME or do you have to do that See you soon NAME On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I just thought I pass this on in the small possibility that you might be interested in stewarding Should be a good concert NAME NAME Concerto in CHAR major NAME NAME Ein NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Joint winner of the CUMS concerto competition NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Subject NAME NUM NAME NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM From MAGGIE HEYWOOD EMAIL To EMAIL NAME EMAIL Dear NAME and CUMS I As usual I shall need NUM stewards for the NAME concert in NAME s on NUM December Preference will be given to students They need to be in the Chapel by NAME and to be prepared to stay at the end to help clear the Chapel Names and emails to me please asap I also need some offers of help from both chorus and orchestra to set everything up on Tuesday rd at pm NAME and I often end up doing it all ourselves as we did on th Nov and I for one do nt have the physical strength any more to do that much heaving around of furniture The sarcoidosis in my lungs does nt respond well to exertion of that kind NUM or NUM people from each group would make all the difference Is anyone organising a party after this concert If so the NAME Room needs to be booked asap Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Re NAME NUM NAME Thanks very much NAME I ll copy this to her NAME please be in the Chapel by pm on NAME NUM December to help with lastminute setting up before we let the audience in and also stay at the end to help restore the Chapel to normality NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To MAGGIE HEYWOOD EMAIL Subject Re NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM pm Got NUM person for you NAME NAME aw NAME College She s done it before is very capable Thanks NAME On Monday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME and CUMS I As usual I shall need NUM stewards for the NAME concert in NAME s on NUM December Preference will be given to students They need to be in the Chapel by NAME and to be prepared to stay at the end to help clear the Chapel Names and emails to me please asap I also need some offers of help from both chorus and orchestra to set everything up on Tuesday rd at pm NAME and I often end up doing it all ourselves as we did on th Nov 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Delete which action NUM Type NUM and press NAME Press CHAR to quit to successive menus until you re completely out of the system Check it works by sending yourself an email to your NAME account NAME this helps Have a great weekend love in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME administration I regret that NAME NAME is on sick leave this week so NAME NAME is managing student administration singlehanded This means that some things eg the Diploma photo the final arrangements for Part NUM supervisions will be delayed for a few days We hope that normal service will be resumed next week but in the meantime we appreciate your patience and cooperation If anyone has a serious problem that needs resolving urgently then please contact NAME in the first instance She and I will do our best to deal with it NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Administration CLOSED NAME Administration will be closed from pm st January NUM due to the weather It will be open again at the usual times next week rd NAME NUM I apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause to you Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE Re Fwd Re NAME Computer Support BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA NAME NAME wrote It s your team what do you reckon I personal would nt go with ECSCS But neither do I have any better ideas NAME NAME is nt obvious it s not that it has to be easy to remember it has to be easy for NAME fresher to remember It s easy for us to remember because we know what all the letters can stand for etc How about something like emmasct emmasct emmacomputing something with NAME in because that CHAR NAME is easier than ec to remember CHAR sounds more friendly emmatechies very informal emmasct emmasct better with the hyphen but getting into evil acronyms emmacomputing emmatechsupport I m sure I ll think of some more later NAME BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME v MingW Comment Using NAME with NAME WEBSITE END NAME SIGNATURE Re NAME Computer Support BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA NAME NAME wrote I ve currently got a credit for a free biz domain name NUM year registration I ca nt think of any particular personal use for one Do you want one for the NAME student support page since giving out the existing long url is quite problematic I ca nt ever remember what NAME s user NAME is and then the recipient would nt remember it if I told them anyway Could do with a response NUM way or the other this week NAME would be nice yes Have to ask NAME to get it set up on the NAME I assume to point to the right place NAME BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME v MingW Comment Using NAME with NAME WEBSITE CHAR NAME NAME END NAME SIGNATURE Re NAME reps Hi NAME That is indeed an old email but you received it by design not fault If you would like to be a rep that would be great all it involves is MCing the coffee trolley after the NUM NUM service once in a while I hope the concert is all set and preparations are going well have I asked you if you are coming on the Houseparty NAME bless NAME Sorting though a load of old emails found this one from the start of term I disgarded it then because I did nt know about the letter so assumed that I had been NAME d in by mistake I assume I was right to do so I ll get back to you about the website soon once I ve had some time to analyse the site properly so I do nt make any generalisations that are nt true NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hey NAME I pray that lectures and supervisions are going well and you are enjoying cycling in the rain as much as I am NOT Anyway NAME and NAME wrote to you all last year asking if you wished to help out at NAME and be student reps if you would that is great just reply to this email and I will put you down to help out The job of rep is very easy and a great blessing to the church and us NAME NAME NAME and myself There are NUM basic elements first being your usual wonderful selves in church and student lunch Second helping out on the student coffee trolley rota which reduces over crowding at the coffee bar at the back of the church Thirdly represent NAME NAME in your college and the University as a whole and bring people along especially lost looking freshers if you see any to church student lunch and risky living etc NAME you are all well and hopefully see you at Risky Living tomorrow or at NAME Any problems please do be in touch NAME bless NAME NAME reps Hey NAME I pray that lectures and supervisions are going well and you are enjoying cycling in the rain as much as I am NOT Anyway NAME and NAME wrote to you all last year asking if you wished to help out at NAME and be student reps if you would that is great just reply to this email and I will put you down to help out The job of rep is very easy and a great blessing to the church and us NAME NAME NAME and myself There are NUM basic elements first being your usual wonderful selves in church and student lunch Second helping out on the student coffee trolley rota which reduces over crowding at the coffee bar at the back of the church Thirdly represent NAME NAME in your college and the University as a whole and bring people along especially lost looking freshers if you see any to church student lunch and risky living etc NAME you are all well and hopefully see you at Risky Living tomorrow or at NAME Any problems please do be in touch NAME bless NAME Hey NAME I pray that lectures and supervisions are going well and you are enjoying cycling in the rain as much as I am NOT Anyway NAME and NAME wrote to you all last year asking if you wished to help out at NAME and be student reps if you would that is great just reply to this email and I will put you down to help out The job of rep is very easy and a great blessing to the church and us NAME NAME NAME and myself There are NUM basic elements first being your usual wonderful selves in church and student lunch Second helping out on the student coffee trolley rota which reduces over crowding at the coffee bar at the back of the church Thirdly represent NAME NAME in your college and the University as a whole and bring people along especially lost looking freshers if you see any to church student lunch and risky living etc NAME you are all well and hopefully see you at Risky Living tomorrow or at NAME Any problems please do be in touch NAME bless NAME Re Study Participation at the NAME NAME NAME no problem see you tomorrow at NUM At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Tomorrow could we possibly make it NAME rather than NAME It would enable me to avoid learning the art of teleportation SMILEY Many thanks NAME On Thursday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email Tuesday th amam will be great We can organise any further sessions from there If you do nt know how to get here visit WEBSITE See you Tuesday NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote You sound remarkably flexible around times How about one of the following Monday anytime between NAME and NAME Tuesday could do am am if you wanted Thursday NAME pm NAME On Wednesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email and interest The best thing to do is to book a time in for the first session and take it from there if we go ahead with the main study I normally test between NUM NUM Monday Friday with occasional exceptions Would you be able to do the first session next tuesday wednesday or thursday within these times It takes about NUM hour at the most If you can suggest a couple of times within these hours then I should be able to confirm it Look forward to hearing from you Thanks NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote but time be that NAME a best plus factor by that be straight NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re Study Participation at the NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email Tuesday th amam will be great We can organise any further sessions from there If you do nt know how to get here visit WEBSITE See you Tuesday NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote You sound remarkably flexible around times How about one of the following Monday anytime between NAME and NAME Tuesday could do am am if you wanted Thursday NAME pm NAME On Wednesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks for your email and interest The best thing to do is to book a time in for the first session and take it from there if we go ahead with the main study I normally test between NUM NUM Monday Friday with occasional exceptions Would you be able to do the first session next tuesday wednesday or thursday within these times It takes about NUM hour at the most If you can suggest a couple of times within these hours then I should be able to confirm it Look forward to hearing from you Thanks NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Thanks for your email I d certainly be interested in helping but the difficulty will be trying to find some mutually acceptable time over the next week Should we be able to find some time then I d be more than happy to help Let me know the sorts of times that are available and I ll see what I can make of them NAME On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME I am writing to see if you would like to take part in a study that I am running at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit in NAME The study involves coming in for NUM minhr sessions twice a week for NUM weeks or NUM sessions within a NUM day period is best The tasks involved are reading text on a computer filling in missing words on a computer answering comprehension questions about the text and answering some personality questionnaires We will pay a lump some of money at the end of the last session which will be the sum of the time you ve spent here each time plus travel which should equate to around pound NUM in total Participation in this experiment is dependant on a certain factor which cannot be determined until the first session determined by questionnaire so we also have an alternative task set up if we decide not to go ahead with the above experiment This is a onesession experiment In this case you will just be paid for that session plus travel I am looking to begin testing straight away but the study will be ongoing for the next month or so so if your not available straight away you can still contact me If you would like to take part in the study or want further details please contact me by email or phone below Many Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL Re Study Participation at the NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email and interest The best thing to do is to book a time in for the first session and take it from there if we go ahead with the main study I normally test between NUM NUM Monday Friday with occasional exceptions Would you be able to do the first session next tuesday wednesday or thursday within these times It takes about NUM hour at the most If you can suggest a couple of times within these hours then I should be able to confirm it Look forward to hearing from you Thanks NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Thanks for your email I d certainly be interested in helping but the difficulty will be trying to find some mutually acceptable time over the next week Should we be able to find some time then I d be more than happy to help Let me know the sorts of times that are available and I ll see what I can make of them NAME On Tuesday NUM May NUM NUM NUM you wrote Dear NAME I am writing to see if you would like to take part in a study that I am running at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit in NAME The study involves coming in for NUM minhr sessions twice a week for NUM weeks or NUM sessions within a NUM day period is best The tasks involved are reading text on a computer filling in missing words on a computer answering comprehension questions about the text and answering some personality questionnaires We will pay a lump some of money at the end of the last session which will be the sum of the time you ve spent here each time plus travel which should equate to around pound NUM in total Participation in this experiment is dependant on a certain factor which cannot be determined until the first session determined by questionnaire so we also have an alternative task set up if we decide not to go ahead with the above experiment This is a onesession experiment In this case you will just be paid for that session plus travel I am looking to begin testing straight away but the study will be ongoing for the next month or so so if your not available straight away you can still contact me If you would like to take part in the study or want further details please contact me by email or phone below Many Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME Participation at the NAME NAME Dear NAME I am writing to see if you would like to take part in a study that I am running at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit in NAME The study involves coming in for NUM minhr sessions twice a week for NUM weeks or NUM sessions within a NUM day period is best The tasks involved are reading text on a computer filling in missing words on a computer answering comprehension questions about the text and answering some personality questionnaires We will pay a lump some of money at the end of the last session which will be the sum of the time you ve spent here each time plus travel which should equate to around pound NUM in total Participation in this experiment is dependant on a certain factor which cannot be determined until the first session determined by questionnaire so we also have an alternative task set up if we decide not to go ahead with the above experiment This is a onesession experiment In this case you will just be paid for that session plus travel I am looking to begin testing straight away but the study will be ongoing for the next month or so so if your not available straight away you can still contact me If you would like to take part in the study or want further details please contact me by email or phone below Many Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL Dear NAME I am writing to see if you would like to take part in a study that I am running at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit in NAME The study involves coming in for NUM minhr sessions twice a week for NUM weeks or NUM sessions within a NUM day period is best The tasks involved are reading text on a computer filling in missing words on a computer answering comprehension questions about the text and answering some personality questionnaires We will pay a lump some of money at the end of the last session which will be the sum of the time you ve spent here each time plus travel which should equate to around pound NUM in total Participation in this experiment is dependant on a certain factor which cannot be determined until the first session determined by questionnaire so we also have an alternative task set up if we decide not to go ahead with the above experiment This is a onesession experiment In this case you will just be paid for that session plus travel I am looking to begin testing straight away but the study will be ongoing for the next month or so so if your not available straight away you can still contact me If you would like to take part in the study or want further details please contact me by email or phone below Many Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and Brain Sciences Unit NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM WEBSITE email EMAIL stuff and stuff Hello NAME hope you re all having a great summer vac sorry to those of you who are nt checking your email and wo nt get this till you return to NAME NAME NAME well its not in NAME anyway who s got all the sun here I am with some stuff to keep you entertained a summary of what we talked about at the last NAME meetings cast your memories back this is mainly for those of you who were nt able to make it along but thought it might be helpful for others yahay here goes At the link meetings we were talking about welcoming international freshers in october There will no opportunity quite like freshers week for making friends with international students and is a time when we can particularly be a help to them We thought through some ideas under these headings MAKING NAME Some ideas for making contact with international freshers included getting hold of names and addresses from college authorities NAME committee and writing to int freshers coming up introducing yourself and even giving them an opportunity to reply and let you know when they re arriving so you can go say hi Might be a bit late for organising that by now though if addresses are nt allowed then just getting hold of a list of names CHAR CHAR you can make contact once in NAME the International student welcome that meets international students arriving at bus train stations and offers to visit and see how students are getting on and help out will be passing on to me all names of undergrads who request visits I will pass these names onto you so that you or people in your college groups can go visit these students If all else fails just go along to freshers events being put on in your college to meet people introducing yourself to international students and getting to know them there VISITING Us Brits think that going round knocking on doors is an invasio CHAR of privacy but do nt worry its entirely appropriate A visit and chance to chat might be really appreciated by some international students as people often wo nt be taking the initiative to do this Stay and chat as long as you re welcome see if there s any way you can help them out and invite them round for tea or NAME and tell them about NAME you should have fliers by then WHAT MIGHT BE THE NEEDS OF NAME NAME HOW CAN WE HELP OUT Have a good think about this one shopping subject stuff general where to be when emailing postoffices banks If someone wants to know where something is its great to be able to offer to take them there rather than just giving directions PUTTING ON NAME OR NAME Remember KISS keep it simple stupid Informal and personal works best Invite people round to tea or breakfast or something like that hosted by some of the college group This is a great opportunity to get to know each other so that friendships can be built Amid all the scary freshers stuff going on in college something small scale where int freshers can just have a chance to chat and get to know a few people could be perfect INVITING TO GLOBE Do nt let anyone miss out on this one Let all the international freshers and non freshers if poss know about NAME There will be some fliers for you by freshers week It is very informal and relaxed and friendly so don CHAR be scared about inviting people to it The short gospel epilogue towards the end introduces NAME in a really relaxed way so you do nt need to worry if people have never thought about Christianity at all ever before NAME will be having a special freshers week night that you can invite people to ENTHUSING THE COLLEGE GROUP This is really important Please do nt try to go it alone You guys are here to encourage all your group in not forgetting international students in their evangelism to those around them Try to get some others on board in helping you in what you do during freshers week Maybe explain to the college group at some point why you are making a special effort to reach out to international students NAME because as we seek to present th I gospel to students in NAME international students will tend to get neglected Secondly because this is particularly urgent and strategic evangelism NAME has brought people from all over the world to this university and for many of them this time in NAME may be the only opportunity they have to hear about NAME and after NUM years they will return to live and work in nations right across the globe Think how you can make use of the houseparty in encouraging your college group to think about outreach to international students especially during freshers week and to be praying too CHRISTIAN INTERNATIONAL FRESHERS Just a thought will our college groups be welcoming to Christian international students who come along We seek to bring the gospel to all people because it is for people of all nations NAME our brothers and sisters from all nations feel welcome at our college group meetings So as well as welcoming non Christian freshers lets look to be welcoming Christian international freshers encouraging them to be involved in the college group and helping them out in settling in churches NAME hope all that is some help NAME what a privilege it is for us to be able to get to know people from all over NAME s world and introduce his son NAME to them Lets pray that NAME will be graciously revealing himself to many from all nations in NAME this year Just to let you know some ideas on how to use international slots in college group meetings each week next term will also be coming your way And please do nt hesitate to get in touch with me at any point about anything love NAME xxx This message has been forwarded to you from socciccumishreps the NAME International NAME mailing list To be removed email EMAIL Stuff happening this week main event week Hello everyone hope you ve all had nice weekends Sorry I did nt get this email out last night but I needed some vital info beforehand here goes read on The main event week is now upon us comes quick does nt it Let s be praying this week that NAME uses it for many valuable chats and questions about NAME and that he gives us boldness to share the gospel Here s an outline of what ll be happening this week I m sure you all have the NAME flyers which detail when the talks are and when and where Lunchtime talks monday to wednesday then NUM evening talks thursday to saturday NAME assures me there will be a group of people at the Plodge each day to walk to the talks together so get there a bit before if you can NAME to see you there even if you re not actually bringing anyone it s great to still come along to support it We as a college CU are putting on a small event in NAME NAME Court on Thursday at NUM there will be a speaker NAME NAME who ll give a small presentation of the gospel at about NUM We ll be having some puddings as well this presupposes your lovely selves coming and you bringing a pudding along with you NUM between NUM depending on how hungry you are so we can keep costs low Please bring a pudding with you It d be great to see you all there And of course this is for our friends to come to publicity will be going up and there are flyers available to give to people if you want them if you do mail me or NAME pjc sdb and we will pigeonhole them to you asap Event should be no longer than an hourish at the most but feel free to come give us ya pudding and go to a lecture or somethingSMILEY NAME this is clear so far Wednesday we wo nt be having a college group meeting as we do nt have a NAME NAME mission matters and there are the NAME to keep us praying Daily prayer meetings are happening in the following locations feel free to go to NUM none all start your own at a better time point is we re lifting this up to NAME and trusting in Him alone NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME do nt know what room go to east court and look for the name I think it s NUM or NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Here is a little message from NAME NAME our international rep NAME put on a concert once a year which aims at presenting the gospel to students It s a highquality performance of NAME NAME s Passion this year It s in NAME s chapel on the th Feb at pm For the concert we need volunteers to man the tickets stalls in NAME NAME between NAME and pm on the weekdays between Monday rd Feb and NAME th Feb which equates to NUM hours Any volunteers Also The main purpose of this email is to highlight the Thursday during NAME on the NAME termcard it says more information to follow NAME will be having a meal together on the Thursday and going on to the first Witness evening talk Please highlight this one to your college groups Anyone can come to the meal and bring their int friends will be a great chance to meet others and very friendly thing to invite people along to The meal will be NUM NUM in NAME s room in NAME and then onto the talk All are welcome and if anyone knows they might be coming it d be helpful to let NAME know for numbers ppjp His room is immediately on the right as you go into NAME If you ve got this far you deserve a Blue NAME badge Hope you all have smashing weeksthis is not meant to be a superevangelism week it s just a time when we bring the definite need of those around us for NAME into closer focus and encourages us in our general outreach So god bless y all and see you soon in Him NAME Hello everyone hope you ve all had nice weekends Sorry I did nt get this email out last night but I needed some vital info beforehand here goes read on The main event week is now upon us comes quick does nt it Let s be praying this week that NAME uses it for many valuable chats and questions about NAME and that he gives us boldness to share the gospel Here s an outline of what ll be happening this week I m sure you all have the NAME flyers which detail when the talks are and when and where Lunchtime talks monday to wednesday then NUM evening talks thursday to saturday NAME assures me there will be a group of people at the Plodge each day to walk to the talks together so get there a bit before if you can NAME to see you there even if you re not actually bringing anyone it s great to still come along to support it We as a college CU are putting on a small event in NAME NAME Court on Thursday at NUM there will be a speaker NAME NAME who ll give a small presentation of the gospel at about NUM We ll be having some puddings as well this presupposes your lovely selves coming and you bringing a pudding along with you NUM between NUM depending on how hungry you are so we can keep costs low Please bring a pudding with you It d be great to see you all there And of course this is for our friends to come to publicity will be going up and there are flyers available to give to people if you want them if you do mail me or NAME pjc sdb and we will pigeonhole them to you asap Event should be no longer than an hourish at the most but feel free to come give us ya pudding and go to a lecture or somethingSMILEY NAME this is clear so far Wednesday we wo nt be having a college group meeting as we do nt have a NAME NAME mission matters and there are the NAME to keep us praying Daily prayer meetings are happening in the following locations feel free to go to NUM none all start your own at a better time point is we re lifting this up to NAME and trusting in Him alone NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME do nt know what room go to east court and look for the name I think it s NUM or NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Here is a little message from NAME NAME our international rep NAME put on a concert once a year which aims at presenting the gospel to students It s a highquality performance of NAME NAME s Passion this year It s in NAME s chapel on the th Feb at pm For the concert we need volunteers to man the tickets stalls in NAME NAME between NAME and pm on the weekdays between Monday rd Feb and NAME th Feb which equates to NUM hours Any volunteers Also The main purpose of this email is to highlight the Thursday during NAME on the NAME termcard it says more information to follow NAME will be having a meal together on the Thursday and going on to the first Witness evening talk Please highlight this one to your college groups Anyone can come to the meal and bring their int friends will be a great chance to meet others and very friendly thing to invite people along to The meal will be NUM NUM in NAME s room in NAME and then onto the talk All are welcome and if anyone knows they might be coming it d be helpful to let NAME know for numbers ppjp His room is immediately on the right as you go into NAME If you ve got this far you deserve a Blue NAME badge Hope you all have smashing weeksthis is not meant to be a superevangelism week it s just a time when we bring the definite need of those around us for NAME into closer focus and encourages us in our general outreach So god bless y all and see you soon in Him NAME Re subgroup meeting I can meet you at pm in NAME Let me know if I get this email At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Sorry again for the stress I ve caused you I ve spent quite some time now familiarising myself with the code base and structure of the distribution system and I have some idea now about it I had nt realised before that distribution system sat seperately and talked to both sides by NAME I thought that it just sat on the server side and talked locally to that Anyhow I think I ve sussed that out and have been admiring and making a few changes to NAME s test code I think as a basic test it s almost there but I certainly ca nt test it at the moment because although the distribution server builds OK once you figure out how to build it when you run it again that took me some time to figure it crashes with a security error I ve asked NAME to let me know what s wrong with that and then hopefully the distribution system can be tested I ve taken their client and modified it so that it fails to return results a small number of times and returns the results repeatedly on other ocassions We can extend this to other tests if we like but these are what NAME required His WorkUnit is the same principle as the WorkUnit we discussed last Saturday but just adding NUM to a number I suggest that we only pass even numbers in the WorkUnits when they go to the client and then all the WorkUnits in the sink should have an odd numbered serial id I have nt given any thought yet to testing of factorisation modules I m afraid other than what we previously discussed If you re free today it might be worth us meeting up at some point I suggest NAME but if you want to make it elsewhere for your convinience feel free to do so I m free approximately between NAME and NAME though I ll probably not check my email between am and NAME so if you suggest a time at the start of that time slot there will just be the delay in me getting that email Perhaps see you later otherwise let me know you thoughts what you want me to do and I ll do my best NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi We ve got a meeting at NUM NUM pm in cockcroft on sat I really need to talk to you about testing as soon as possible speak to CHAR soon NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Am just trying to sort out my diary for the next few days and need a minimum of NUM hours per day Do you want to meet up on Saturday say around NUM noon NAME Sat I m meeting someone else at am which should only be around an hour but leave NUM just in case and then I m busy from NAME onwards Tomorrow is busy Friday I may or may not be free in the evening I m waiting to hear back from someone else on that Otherwise we re into next week NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re subgroup meeting Hi We ve got a meeting at NUM NUM pm in cockcroft on sat I really need to talk to you about testing as soon as possible speak to CHAR soon NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Am just trying to sort out my diary for the next few days and need a minimum of NUM hours per day Do you want to meet up on Saturday say around NUM noon NAME Sat I m meeting someone else at am which should only be around an hour but leave NUM just in case and then I m busy from NAME onwards Tomorrow is busy Friday I may or may not be free in the evening I m waiting to hear back from someone else on that Otherwise we re into next week NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Suggestions for improve your software NAME NAME NAME job opportunity in NAME If any of you are looking for a summer job this unsolicited request arrived today I know nothing about the company and am just passing the message on From their website I see that they are based in NAME at the NAME NAME s NAME Park Dear Sir We are looking to take on a computer undergraduate during the summer vacation to help out in a number of projects We use a number of programming languages but mainly C and visual basic The work would be supervised but we do expect the student to be able to program code unaided A lot of what we do is with cameras lenses and focussing systems so it would suit somebody who has an interest in this area The work will involve developing auto focus algorithms for cameras being developed for the next generation of mobile phones If anyone in your college is interested please ask them to email their cv to me for consideration Regards Dr NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Group Manager NAME Schools NAME are running NUM NAME Schools this year for a wide range of participants from NAME to Mature students We are looking for enthusiastic and committted undergraduates for all of these NAME Trust NAME Schools Subject based schools for Year NUM students from state schools across the NAME NUM July NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM July English NAME NAME Higher Education NAME School NUM July Year NUM students from inner city schools across NAME Aim Higher NAME School Students currently studying Alevels or equivalent in NAME colleges in the NAME NUM June July Going Further NAME School Mature students who have not yet studied for a degree NUM July Undergraduates must be Mature Students NAME Group to Encourage NAME NAME NAME NAME School Year NUM and NUM ethnic minority students from state schools and colleges NUM August Most of the NAME Schools will pay pound NUM as well as travel expenses accommodation and food If you are interested I have attached further information about what is involved and an application form which needs to be emailed or sent to me by April NUM Paper copies are available on request Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions NAME NAME EMAIL Fwd NAME work placement Do nt know if you d be interested in this NUM or not as it involves lots of handling enquiries from the public See you NAME Dear all There is an opportunity within the private sector housing team for approximately NUM weeks part time work The job requires someone with basic IT skills who is willing to learn QUICKLY about energy efficiency to enable them to take enquiries from members of the public deal with orders and invoices in relation to the NAME NAME Action Link s condensing boiler scheme The hours of work are NUM per week spread over NUM days with some flexibility in actual hours Rate of pay is pound NUM per week To start on the NUM August If you know anyone who would be interested please ask them to provide me BY NAME TH with a short paragraph detailing any relevant work experience studies or general interests that would suit them for this post Replies by email fax NUM NUM or post fao of NAME NAME You can also ring me for more details on NUM NUM NAME Fwd NAME work placement NAME NAME s email address is EMAIL Regards NAME NAME NAME Assistant Rights of NAME Officer Telephone NUM NUM Dear all Thank you for coming back to me regarding the summer opportunity I have available in Personnel from th July NUM I would like to take this forward as follows please can you ask the relevant person looking for work to put together either a short paragraph or forward me a copy of their NAME I would be particularly interested in knowing about their IT skills any work experience however small and also what they are currently studying or have studied I am then going to decide who to bring in for a quick chat towards the end of the week also please can you confirm that they are available for at least NUM weeks after the th July that they do not have any holiday booked I look forward to hearing from you soon NAME regards NAME sunday Sorry I did nt really get speaking to you on Sunday It has been a difficult week lots of battles and I m not comfortable going to pubs on sundays at present NAME to see you before you leave for the summer enjoy may week and I hope the concert went well NAME Sunday st December Sunday th May Sunday morning NAME I have checked the rota and if you can do the morning service this Sunday that would be great I have just sent you an email about the Sunday evening service too I could nt remember whether it was Sunday evenings or Thursday evenings which were bad for you if you ca nt make it do nt worry I might be stuck for a reader for tomorrow yet so if Thursday evenings are better than Sunday we could swap Many thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL Sunday morning NAME Have you recovered from the dinner yet I was telling NAME I was most impressed I even managed to be NUM minutes early for my NUM o clock lecture Is Sunday morning still going to be a problem If so I ll maybe see if NAME or NAME could help out Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME mailto EMAIL sundays announcement NAME there was nt enough room on the notice sheet this week so you will have to ask NAME if you can make a verbal announcement NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME Can we rearrange NAME to NAME tomorrow NAME s rowing so you do nt have Computation Theory NAME Re NAME NAME NAME and I will have Tuesday NUM EH then NAME NAME At NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA NAME and I d like NUM Tuesday EH if that s OK NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi All NAME and I will go for the Tuesday pm slot if that s OK preferring to be supervised in NAME Will I m supervising NUM groups and seeing each group at least NUM times this term It would be good to set up a regular mutually convenient time I am available at the following times Mondays NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM May in NAME Tuesdays NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM May either all at NAME or all in EH The groups are as follows I suggest that the NAME group have Monday at NUM pm and the rest of you share out the Tuesday slots and agree whether you want them out here or in College Could you please select a time with your partner CHAR and email everyone to confirm it NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME at least NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM or NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions plus the one this Friday NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR FGQuNxetQDsrfuvdmPF NAME NAME END NAME SIGNATURE Re Fwd NAME NAME hi NUM tuesday should be fine hope I had a good hols cya at lectures tomorrow NAME On NUM April NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi Hope you had a good vac Any preference for Dr CHAR sups Since it s likely to be in NAME given NAME s email I suggest NAME since we re out at NAME Monday until NAME so Mon pm would seem more sensible for arranging sups out there rather than in college Personal pref would be NUM NAME but its up to you NAME Subject NAME NAME NAME Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Email EMAIL NAME NAME Email EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL I m supervising NUM groups and seeing each group at least NUM times this term It would be good to set up a regular mutually convenient time I am available at the following times Mondays NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM May in NAME Tuesdays NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM May either all at NAME or all in EH The groups are as follows I suggest that the NAME group have Monday at NUM pm and the rest of you share out the Tuesday slots and agree whether you want them out here or in College Could you please select a time with your partner CHAR and email everyone to confirm it NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME at least NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM or NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions plus the one this Friday NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME NAME Hi All NAME and I will go for the Tuesday pm slot if that s OK preferring to be supervised in NAME Will I m supervising NUM groups and seeing each group at least NUM times this term It would be good to set up a regular mutually convenient time I am available at the following times Mondays NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM May in NAME Tuesdays NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM May either all at NAME or all in EH The groups are as follows I suggest that the NAME group have Monday at NUM pm and the rest of you share out the Tuesday slots and agree whether you want them out here or in College Could you please select a time with your partner CHAR and email everyone to confirm it NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR CHAR NAME NAME at least NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM or NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions plus the one this Friday NAME NAME NAME NUM supervisions NAME NAME NAME Director of Studies in Computer Science NAME College NAME EMAIL NAME Today Sorry to be annoying but would it be possible for NAME NAME and I to have our Digital Communications supervision at NUM instead of NUM I ve asked the other NUM and they say it s okay they did nt realise that one of their other supervisors had cancelled due to rowing Cheers NAME NAME Today Can I change the time of the supervision today from NUM to NUM You do nt have a Computation Theory supervision this week NAME supervision tomorrow NAME CHAR heard that you ve had the same sort of thing that I had earlier this week and provisionally I m postponing security tomorrow by a week Is this ok I do nt know CHAR whehter I have done any work or CHAR will be there as I was under the impression that you did nt make supervisions today thurs I hope this is ok and I ve Fwd NAME the email I m sending NAME to you as well hope I get better soon perhaps see you in lectures tomorrow if you are feeling better sorry abt this bad communication I just suddenly thought that as I d not done the work and I was nt sure if you had it might be better to postpone I did ask NAME to ask you about it as he said he d visit but kinda lost track of everything that was going on sorry my fault hope this is ok NAME Re supervision tomorrow no worries sorry I was not in a great mood when I got home last night as I was incredibly tired am mornings and am bedtimes do nt mix too well especially after NUM in a row and had spent the day very cold and wet cancelling its fine hope I get better soon and have a good christmas if I do nt see you before you go NAME On NUM December NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote OK I ve cancelled thanks for allowing me to do so I m sorry CHAR for the short notice CHAR that this puts pressure on you next term CHAR for being a nuisance If we put num analysis sufficiently early in term then it should nt interfere with timetabling heavily because it ll be a little time before supervisions get going for the new topics Given that you ve already done the work I would nt have thought it should take you very long to refresh yourself before the supervision and we were due to have one on the first Thursday back anyway Anyway sorry again and many thanks for accomodating me Have a good Christmas if I do nt see you before NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME CHAR suppose we could delay the supervision til next term its just I have quite a few supervisions now lined up for the first few weeks which is going to be difficult for me as CHAR only arrive back in the country on the first day of term and hence have very limited time to refresh myself on the work we did this term also a little more notice would have been handy as CHAR spent a long time working yesterday on the work for numerical analysis which I could have otherwise spent on my computer design work sorry I have nt got back to you earlier but CHAR only got back from NAME after NUM and had to go straight back out as a friend was having a big dinner for their birthday I ll leave the decision up to you as I ve already handed in teh work to NAME but if you have nt done any then as you said there is not much point for you to go please let me know what you want to do thanks NAME On NUM December NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I ve not been particularly well for the last few days and 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NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME WEBSITE NAME Please change the NAME name servers for the above domain to NAME WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE Thank you NAME NAME regards NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Ltd Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME am pm Were you satisfied with our service Please let us know WEBSITE Re support Other category Dear NAME Thank you very much for your mail dated NAME NUM NUM You can forward the domain to a NAME using the redirection settings in the config menu under domain management at WEBSITE however if you need a NAME repoint then unfortunately we will cease to be the registrar of the domain if you need the NAME record changed to point to any server that is not a NAME NAME This means that the domain needs to be transfered out of our servers to a different host To cancel a domain name form your account either to remove it or to transfer is to another registrar then you can do this by logging into your account at the following location WEBSITE From here you can also cancel your package If you would like the NAME changed for any of your domains as a temporary measure untill a full transfer of registrar has completed then please send an email to EMAIL with the domains to change and the NAME information This is possible for the following com net org biz info For uk domains you are able to change the NAME tag of the domain name using the online system and the new registrar will then change the NAME for you Cancelling a domain name means that we will not renew the domain name and as such you need to perform a transfer of registrar before the expiry date or you will loose the domain name We do NOT renew a domain name after it is cancelled dns change and as such you WILL LOOSE the domain name unless you transfer to another registrar before the EXPIRY date If you feel we may be of any further assistance or have any other questions or queries relating to our products or services then please do not hesitate to contact us Thank you Could you explain what exactly you 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Needed From NAME NAME Academic Affairs type bod TARGET VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Have you heard of the target scheme to encourage applications to NAME from state school students This is a highly effective and well established scheme that works by us normal NAME students going into state schools in our local area during the NAME holidays and chatting to a few sixth formers about what it s really like to be at NAME and to try and dispel some of those myths that surround NAME We also run a shadowing scheme in february and march where a small number NUM or NUM state school students come and spend a weekend thurs afternoon to saturday lunch in each of the colleges shadowing one of us so they can see all the krazee student antics we get up to How can you get involved Basically I m recruting for both the target talks and the shadowing scheme now so I have a contact list for all the people who are interested in the target activities that go on throughout the year there s even a way to earn a bit of 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not as cold as NAME or NAME but there is no insulation or heating in either of the houses that I live in The language is coming slowly but I still say everything in the present tense and with incomplete sentences SMILEY So please pray for me that I will grasp the language fast I have started talking to a Catholic guy called NAME about NAME Please pray for him We have been talking about NAME works and are just getting onto idolitary Please pray for all of the people that use tarot horoscopes magic etc There is a great deal of it in NAME Even the most respectable high street stores sell tarot cards NAME from being a deception I believe that it opens people up to demon possession We know that it is something that NAME hates Please pray that all of the magic shops will go bankrupt and those who practice them will come to know NAME Pray for a guy called Gorge who I have started to talk to about NAME in my broken spanish We got to the stage where it was really difficult to continue without 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NUM NUM Things seemed to be running in this state for a while until after some CHAR ime a client crashed with Requesting workunit Got Work Unit Processing a factors NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Starting threshold value is NUM Min max NUM NUM New rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME Trial divided NUM and passed NUM ratio NUM Time per relation NUM micros Found NUM relations done Submitting workunit WEBSITEMarshalException error marshalling arguments nested exception is WEBSITESocketException NAME closed Other clients started to do the same It was always on submitting a work unit and always when submitting QSWorkUnits never NAME NUM CHAR slight variati on obtained was WEBSITEMarshalException error marshalling arguments nested exception is WEBSITESocketException Connection reset by peer socket write error A few were restartable after this but would fail again later NAME CHAR they d secum to the error WEBSITE NUM NAME WEBSITEUnmarshalException error unmarshalling return nested exception is javaioEOFException After this point they would not restart a client at all Fullstop NAME nt blank I ve had some which failed around NUM NUM hour ago still running the server but those clients wo nt restart Most clients failed this way CHAR ut a few eliptic curve NUM kept going since it only crashes when submitting a NAME I did try CTRLC ing on of these and then rerunning it This th en immediately gave the NAME I guess I could now stay and see what happens once all NAME work units in the NAME have been processed but my best guess is that it ll then get QSWorkUnits and will then fail as above Therefore I ll stop it running now and attach both the server and NAME logs in case they provide any clues CHAR CHAR you for debugging I do need some sleep now but I may well be in the lab again later today and hopefully will see some of you then Any ideas on the above would 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NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re NAME fail I m going to the lab now should be there by NUM All the best NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Dear All I ve been doing some testing of the system and whilst it seemed to be fine on smaller numbers with a few clients running off linux NUM server on linux NUM using NAME s Factorisationsjava limatesting I encounted some serious problems when I ran NAME trying to factorise a NUM CHAR NUM NAME NAME mathematical factorisation NAME NAME NUM NUM I think the problem lies with the distribution though I cannot be sure I shall do my best now to explain how things went Sorry it s a bit waffley I m tired I started the server and around NUM clients you can only log onto NUM NAME machines simultaneously otherwise I d have had the whole Intel lab working on it I then started NAME as above Trial Division and NAME Rho obviously ran very 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units and restarted them and they picked up the QSWorkUnits and all seemed well I sat back for a bit watched the news online read a few websites got myself some drink watched some of the QSWorkUnit data scrolling up on the clients and then I noticed a number of the clients had closed Since they d been running in a batch file I did nt catch the exception but I imagine its something which is discussed below I started them again and things were back to normal Seemed odd but not a crisis However after watching for a while I did see that a number of NAME NAME Work Units were being run again Presumably the NUM NUM cancelled before Some reported WEBSITE NUM NAME Found NAME NAME workunit WEBSITEServerError NAME occurred in server thread nested exception is javalangOutOfMemoryError but after leaving them for a few minutes I tried again and was successful I did notice however that it never reported sending a different number other than NUM for the Sending NAME and that all clients running NAME s said a factors NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM CHAR typical output was something like WEBSITE NUM NAME Found NAME NAME workunit Got Work Unit Processing a factors NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Starting threshold value is NUM Min max NUM NUM New rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better home NAME Documents New rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME Trial divided NUM and passed NUM ratio NUM Time per relation micros Found NUM relations done Requesting workunit Got Work Unit Processing a factors NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Starting threshold value is NUM Min max NUM NUM Things seemed to be running in this state for a while until after some time a client crashed with Requesting workunit Got Work Unit Processing a factors NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Starting threshold value is NUM Min max NUM NUM New rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME NAME rate NUM better NAME Trial divided NUM and passed NUM ratio NUM Time per relation micros Found NUM relations done Submitting workunit WEBSITEMarshalException error marshalling arguments nested exception WEBSITESocketException NAME closed Other clients started to do the same It was always on submitting a work unit and always when submitting QSWorkUnits never NAME NUM CHAR slight variation obtained was WEBSITEMarshalException error marshalling arguments nested exception WEBSITESocketException Connection reset by peer socket write error A few were restartable after this but would fail again later Eventually they d secum to the error WEBSITE NUM NAME WEBSITEUnmarshalException error unmarshalling return nested exception is javaioEOFException After this point they would not restart a client at all Fullstop Point NAME I ve had some which failed around NUM NUM hour ago still running the server but those clients wo nt restart Most clients failed this way but a few eliptic curve NUM kept going since it only crashes when submitting a NAME I did try CTRLC ing on of these and then rerunning it This then immediately gave the NAME I guess I could now stay and see what happens once all NAME work units in the NAME have been processed but my best guess is that it ll then get QSWorkUnits and will then fail as above Therefore I ll stop it running now and attach both the server and NAME logs in case they provide any clues to you for debugging I do need some sleep now but I may well be in the lab again later today and hopefully will see some of you then Any ideas on the above would be appreciated Regards NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME results Hello peeps Please could everyone dump any NAME NAME NAME Results in the NAME REpository in the foll folder source NAME testing At the End of the day I shall make a zip file of all the Harnesses Results and submit them to Dr NAME Also Please do indlude NAME files in the folder to make the test harnesses more readable Commenting the files would make Dr NAME happier I suppose cheers fellas NAME testing Are you getting these emails You never seem to be online at the moment Mum Are you getting these emails You never seem to be online at the moment Mum testing Hi NAME I ve copied the code I ve written so far the other MyComposite class was a mess I hope this is readable I can send it again as an attachment if you want After lectures on Mon is a good time to meet See you tomorrow NAME package test import javamathBigInteger import javamath EMAIL NAME NAME Generating MyComposite objects which hold a composite number and its prime factors The argument passed to NAME when it runs is how many MyComposites that are generated public class NAME NAME primes new NAME NAME NUM number of test composites public static void main String args NAME CHAR new NAME p generateMatrix NAME matrix generated p NAME NAME primes printed int CHAR int Mathrandom NUM int CHAR int Mathrandom NUM NAME The random number is CHAR p NAME CHAR CHAR int a NAME args NUM NAME argument for number of composites is taken create lists of composites and primes in MyComposite objects NAME NAME new MyComposite CHAR int CHAR NAME args NUM CHAR is the size of the to be composite number NAME Size of tobe composite is CHAR p createComposites CHAR CHAR NAME Composites and their prime factors are created p printComposites NAME NAME finished end main method public void generateMatrix NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME NAME NAME new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NUM new NAME NAME initialises the matrix of primes for int CHAR NUM CHAR NUM i primes NAME CHAR NAME primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR primes NAME CHAR p CHAR end method generateMatrix Creates an array of random MyComposites public MyComposite NAME int CHAR int numberDigits CHAR is the sixe of MyComposite array NAME createComposite methd has started NAME NAME new MyComposite CHAR NAME MyComposite array mcA has been created for int i CHAR l i NAME Entered for loop for NAME at CHAR MyComposite MyComposite mC new MyComposite NAME instance of MyComposite created int numberDigits int Mathrandom NUM int index NUM NAME numberDigits NAME int remainingDigits numberDigits int CHAR mCgetLength NAME Jumping to NAME method in MyComposite object NAME Value of NAME sent to Primesjava is CHAR while CHAR NAME WEBSITEprint entered while loop int CHAR int Mathrandom NUM int CHAR int Mathrandom NUM NAME rp NAME CHAR CHAR NAME rp rp int NAME NAME rp NAME NAME NAME if NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME mCsetPrimeFactors rp index mCsetComposite index NUM CHAR mCgetLength mCsetComposite NAME CHAR mC return NAME public int getLength NAME digits int length digitstoString length return length end method getLength public void printComposites public void NAME for int CHAR NUM CHAR NUM k for int jj NUM j NAME primes k CHAR toString end NAME public NAME NAME int CHAR int CHAR NAME NAME primes x CHAR NAME The random prime is NAME return NAME end NAME end class Primes Hi NAME I ve copied the code I ve written so far the other MyComposite class was a mess I hope this is readable I can send it again as an attachment if you want After lectures on Mon is a good time to meet See you tomorrow NAME package test import javamathBigInteger import javamath EMAIL NAME NAME Generating MyComposite objects which hold a composite number and its prime factors The argument passed to NAME when it runs is how many MyComposites that are generated public class NAME NAME primes NUM new NAME NAME NUM number of test composites public static void main String args NAME CHAR NUM new NAME p generateMatrix NAME quotmatrix generatedquot p NAME NAME quotprimes printedquot int CHAR NUM int Mathrandom NUM int CHAR NUM int Mathrandom NUM NAME quotThe random number is quot CHAR p NAME CHAR CHAR int a NUM NAME args NUM NAME quotargument for number of composites is takenquot create lists of composites and primes in MyComposite objects NAME NAME NUM new MyComposite CHAR int CHAR NUM NAME args NUM CHAR is the size of the to be composite number NAME quotSize of tobe composite is quot CHAR p createComposites CHAR CHAR NAME quotComposites and their prime factors are createdquot p printComposites NAME NAME quotfinishedquot end main method public void generateMatrix NAME p NUM new NAME quotquot new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME quotquot new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME quotquot new NAME NAME new NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot NAME p NUM new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME quot new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME NAME p NUM new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME new NAME NAME NAME initialises the matrix of primes for int CHAR NUM NUM CHAR NUM i primes NAME CHAR NUM NAME primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR primes NAME CHAR NUM p CHAR end method generateMatrix Creates an array of random MyComposites public MyComposite NAME int CHAR int numberDigits CHAR is the sixe of MyComposite array NAME quotcreateComposite methd has startedquot NAME NAME NUM new MyComposite CHAR NAME quotMyComposite array mcA has been createdquot for int iD CHAR l i NAME quotEntered for loop for NAME at quot CHAR quotMyCompositequot MyComposite mC NUM new MyComposite NAME quotinstance of MyComposite createdquot int numberDigits NUM int Mathrandom NUM int index NUM NUM NAME quotnumberDigits NUM quot NAME int remainingDigits NUM numberDigits int CHAR NUM mCgetLength NAME quotJumping to NAME method in NAME objectquot NAME quotValue of NAME sent to Primesjava is NUM quot CHAR while CHAR NAME WEBSITEprint q uotentered while loopquot int CHAR NUM int Mathrandom NUM int CHAR NUM int Mathrandom NUM NAME rp NUM NAME CHAR CHAR NAME quotrp NUM quot rp int rpL NUM NAME rp NAME quotrpL NUM quot NAME if NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME mCsetPrimeFactors rp index mCsetComposite index NUM NUM CHAR NUM mCgetLength mCsetComposite NAME CHAR NUM mC return NAME public int getLength NAME digits int length NUM digitstoString length return length end method getLength public void printComposites public void NAME for int CHAR D CHAR NUM k for int jDj NUM j NAME primes k CHAR toString end NAME public NAME NAME int CHAR int CHAR NAME NAME NUM primes x CHAR NAME quotThe random prime is quot NAME return NAME end NAME end class Primes testing Hi NAME Need to talk to you at some point soon with regards to testing Need you to construct composites and their prime factors NAME testing Hi NAME CHAR seem to have a few problems running existing classes such as trial divider NAME rho etc this means I wo nt be able to generate any output for test results If you re still up I d appreciate some help NAME Re Testing of NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM EMAIL wrote My biggest concern at the moment is that I cannot get NAME to run This prohibits testing it at all I merely get a security exception when it is run NAME NAME distribution NAME Exception in thread main javasecurityAccessControlException access WEBSITESocketPermission NUM NUM connect resolve Have you any idea about this I m trying to run it on NAME though I ve just tried it on my linux box and it does the same thing there NAME does nt have NAME for me to try it You need to set the security policy up for NAME If you look at the NAME tutorial WEBSITE Under the heading Start the server There is information about setting up the policy file The thing to do is to copy the existing javapolicy file and add lines like WEBSITESocketPermission NUM NUM accept connect listen resolve WEBSITE NUM accept connect listen resolve WEBSITE changed to linuxs address NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM Testing of NAME Module testing should be checking to make sure that the classes implement the contract of the interfaces they implement Because of the nature of NAME it is hard to test and thus needs a good harness to be tested in If you read the javadocs you will see the process method This is the one that needs testing At the least you will need to preferably by Friday and no later than lunchtime Saturday NUM Write a dummy WorkUnit NUM Write a source for CHAR of these NUM Write a sink for these checking that they all comeback NUM Write a client that will drop arbitrary WorkUnits and send back dupes the same wu twice NUM Try all this out and see what breaks Note this is using NAME read the sun site if the client wo nt connect to the server I ca nt do more work on this until this harness is written so it is vital to get done if we are going to meet Tuesday deadline The factorisation code also needs a harness but we can probably leave that until Saturday Please email me with your progress so far and as soon as you manage to break it so I can start debugging NAME Nothing would please me more than being able to hire NUM programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software NAME NAME NUM testing report Fwd No problems with this that I could see Good report All the best NAME Please review this for mistakes and make corrections changes as you see fit Again if you could ensure NAME has it in time to get it in for noon Thanks NAME Thank you Thank you for your Work NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME WEBSITE EMAIL NAME Thank you for your Work NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME WEBSITE thank you Hi NAME Thanks again for coming over last night with the flowers a lovely suprise NAME all s well with you do let me know if there s anything you can pass on to me I m feeling much better today even if I ca nt quite manage to stay awake I do nt know whether you ll get this in time I will be going to risky living tonight so if you have anything else for me to sign or blank cards for me to start off and then give you to sign do bring them think that s all see you soon NAME Re thank you Hi NAME sorry I did nt say before that I was going home I only knew myself Friday morning when I got an email from a couple of friends who ve hired a car for the weekend and are staying in NAME When they offered to bring me home with them I could nt refuse I reckoned I d rest a lot more here than in NAME Feeling a lot better now so I think it was worth it Thanks for sorting the cards and generally doing everything this week a sorry to have left it to you if there s anything left to do just let me know I m just about to write a longoverdue letter to our prayer supporters was meaning to do it earlier but then got ill and spare moments were taken up with postponed sup work and sleep take care see you soon love NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Sorry I did nt get this email until too late for Risky Living so I did nt get there until shortly before it begun hence I did nt get to speak to you Anyway you neighbour said you d gone home for the weekend hope all is well so I could nt get them signed before I wanted to get them out Therefore I hope you do nt mind but I took the liberty of signing your name on your behalf for the remaining cards You ve seen the bulk of the text before anyway Take care love NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi NAME Thanks again for coming over last night with the flowers a lovely suprise NAME all s well with you do let me know if there s anything you can pass on to me I m feeling much better today even if I ca nt quite manage to stay awake I do nt know whether you ll get this in time I will be going to risky living tonight so if you have anything else for me to sign or blank cards for me to start off and then give you to sign do bring them think that s all see you soon NAME Thank you all very very much Hi all This is a combined email to all my friends and supporters at NAME and all over the uni I just want to take this opportunity to say a few things Whatever happens tonight you ve done yourselves proud Your selflessness made me not only proud to be a member of the uni but to be part of the whole human race Thanks for putting up with my incessant emailing my whinging my requests I never thought I d be able to do something like this and win or lose it has been an amazing time I really do nt think we could have done much more we re in with a shout Take care and good night I could sleep for days I am exceptionally grateful to you all NAME x Thank you and when are you do you want to come home Dear NAME Thank you for the off red large cat score and the torn up music book I managed to play the former very quickly and am steadily working throught the latter I could do with a piano player for the book to give it more form When you come back you may recognise bits In my diary I have a note that you are coming back next weekend Obviously we need to know if this is still the case so we can make arrangements to fit in our other appointments Please get in contact The church aside football this evening was very rough and I ended up shouting down from the balcony because of the dangerous play and blantant cheating with love Dad Dear NAME Thank you for the off red large cat score and the torn up music book I managed to play the former very quickly and am steadily working throught the latter I could do with a piano player for the book to give it more form When you come back you may recognise bits In my diary I have a note that you are coming back next weekend Obviously we need to know if this is still the case so we can make arrangements to fit in our other appointments Please get in contact The church aside football this evening was very rough and I ended up shouting down from the balcony because of the dangerous play and blantant cheating with love Dad thank you Dear NAME Hello I have nt spoken to you for ages how are you having a good holiday so far hope you re managing to have a good rest and do nt have too much work I wanted to say thank you for my birthday present sorry it s so late I did write a note that went to NAME and back several times but never quite made it as far as you sorry SMILEY But thanks very much the choclate was yummy and has all gone the notebook is very pretty and will be used soon and the pen has already been very useful so thanks Well I m well enjoying being on holiday and not having too much to do I m aware I have quite a bit of revision to do at some point but it s nice not to have any deadlines that seem too immediate for the moment The end of term was manic as usual what with lab reports and computing practicals to be done but it s all good fun I m still enjoying physics so that s good SMILEY NAME compsci is still behaving itself for you Well I d better go I think have a lovely holiday though and a happy NAME NAME Re thank you dear NAME and NAME thankyou so much for your emails and then the card and chocolate I have to confess to having got very very behind recently which is why this email is so appalingly late the sjp went really welland a good deal of that was down to both of your organisation CHAR really appreciated the fact that you took over so much of my role thankyou for your prayer and support while I was ill SMILEY thankyou for a great concert and the opportunity to be involved with it love beccaxx THANK YOU Dear NAME of CUMS CHAR Chorus NAME NAME and NAME It was a wonderful concert a real NAME wallow I loved it all from the opening bars of the concerto to the closing bars of the Requiem I thought NAME and NAME did a really beautiful job on the concerto especially the slow movement scrummy and the chorus sounded really confident and meaty in the Requiem The orchestra played its collective socks off all evening and you must all by now be pretty tired Thank you for all the hard work which went into it And thank you too to everyone who stayed to help clear away and for producing a really helpful bunch of stewards Also to NAME and NAME for organising the party afterwards I shall look forward to seeing most of the chorus again tomorrow pm pm in NAME Road and CUMS I at the beginning of next term We re trying to fix a preterm rehearsal or maybe NUM with a curry supper between them on Monday NUM January It would be helpful to know if anyone would have any difficulty with that It has been suggested because the NAME Ravel NAME programme is pretty challenging and there are only NUM Tuesdays It would be really good to have played through most of the music before the first Tuesday Finally another request for CUMS NAME I noticed that when we had a show of hands for the trip to NAME yesterday a number of violinists did nt put up their hands If you re absolutely sure that you wo nt be able to go please would you let me know because I might as well start inviting other violinists now rather than wait until the st January and then spring it on them If I do nt see you again have a lovely break and a very happy Christmas if that s appropriate Best wishes NAME THANK YOU Dear NAME of CUMS CHAR amp Chorus NAME NAME and NAME phen It was a wonderful concert a real NAME wallow I loved it all from the opening bars of the concerto to the closing bars of the Requiem I thou ght NAME and NAME did a really beautiful job on the concerto especiall CHAR the slow movement scrummy and the chorus sounded really confident and CHAR eaty in the Requiem The orchestra played its collective socks off all eveni ng and you must all by now be pretty tired Thank you for all the hard work which went into it And thank you too to everyone who stayed to help CHAR lear away and for producing a really helpful bunch of stewards Also to NAME CHAR and NAME for organising the party afterwards I shall look forward to seeing most of the chorus again tomorrow pm pm in NAME Road and CUMS I at the beginning of next term We re tryi ng to fix a preterm rehearsal or maybe NUM with a curry supper between th em on Monday NUM January It would be helpful to know if anyone would have a ny difficulty with that It has been suggested because the NAME Ravel Deb ussy programme is pretty challenging and there are only NUM Tuesdays It wo uld be really good to have played through most of the music before the first Tuesday Finally another request for CUMS NAME I noticed that when we had a show of hands for the trip to NAME yesterday a number of violinists did nt put up their hands If you re absolutely sure that you wo nt be able to go please would you let me know because I might as well start inviting other violinis ts now rather than wait until the st January and then spring it on them If I do nt see you again have a lovely break and a very happy Christmas if that s appropriate Best wishes NAME Thank You I just wanted to say a big thank you for the birthday card and gift voucher that you 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a good Christmas holiday and renew my thanks for the NAME concert in Chapel which was so rewarding Thanks to the Chorus also who sang so splendidly at the NAME Hall with NAME s Choir and the NAME With best wishes NAME Re Thanks done I gave him a pound NUM book token yesterday when I thanked him and included a note inside that to ask him to let us know any travel expenses so we could reimburse them NAME stuff I feel I should write to thank him as well given I wrote to invite him so will do that asap in progress I really want to do this myself if that s OK Fair enough I just thought that with you NUM having done soooo much work anyway it was only fair that we exec should be doing the thanking to you and everyone else Shout if you d like a hand though love NAME Thanks Hi guys NUM things at this stage NUM Have you thanked NAME in any offical way I would love to write to him to thank him with some book tokens what did we budget for and to ask him to send back any travel expenses etc unless you ve already done so NUM I would love to thank everyone who was involved in organising an aspect of the concert with a little something Let me know if you yourselves really wanted to do this but you ve done so much yourselves that I think you should take a break and I d love to do this If that s OK please send me a list of all those who helped out in a major kind of way NAME this all makes sense Much love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court thanks hi NAME Thank you for the update hope it goes well on Sat NAME NAME for his faithful provision Also just wanted to say thast the verses from ephesians were a real encouragement to me and was whta I needed to hear just now I ve started a new job will fill you in some other time and feeling a bit weary and paniced about lots of new things so thank you On my lunch break and time is running out so will write to you in more detail soon Hope you re well Love NAME NAME music and picture to your friends with NAME NAME Download it FREE here Thanks and Passion music Hi NAME Thanks for your email I had emailed NAME to ask him about the music as I was nt sure who had taken it after the concert but he has nt replied yet Do you know if everyone handed their parts back in ok I m happy to come and look through it and take it back to NAME NAME s We have until thursday officially to give them back to NAME NAME s but I guess I should look though it tomorrow just in case there are any parts missing to give us time to chase people up Are you in at all tomorrow When would be a good time for me to come Just to say thanks too for all the hard work you put in for the concert and all the organization months in advance The overall performance was very powerful I thought and moving NAME that you re feeling better and have managed to catch up on some sleep Let me know when you re in tomorrow Thanks love NAME Hi NAME Thanks for your email I had emailed NAME to ask him about the music as I was nt sure who had taken it after the concert but he has nt replied yet Do you know if everyone handed their parts back in ok I m happy to come and look through it and take it back to NAME NAME s We have until thursday officially to give them back to NAME NAME s but I guess I should look though it tomorrow just in case there are any parts missing to give us time to chase people up Are you in at all tomorrow When would be a good time for me to come Just to say thanks too for all the hard work you put in for the concert and all the organization months in advance The overall performance was very powerful I thought and moving NAME that you re feeling better and have managed to catch up on some sleep Let me know when you re in tomorrow Thanks love NAME Re Thanks and Passion music Perhaps it would be best if you did leave the key in an envelope in your pigeon hole tomorrow if that s ok with you as I m not sure when I ll be in town probably at some point early afternoon I can have a look through the parts and hopefully should be able to work out if there are any missing by the email addresses written on the front Then perhaps I could come and take it back to NAME NAME s at some point on weds or thurs with you or another strong volunteer let me know NAME Thanks for your email I had emailed NAME to ask him about the music as I was nt sure who had taken it after the concert but he has nt replied yet Sorry I should have emailed you earlier but I forgot Do you know if everyone handed their parts back in ok I do nt know as I do nt know what there should be The number of boxes has been reduced to NUM but there is considerable overflow so there may well be NUM boxes worth of music here as there was originally I m happy to come and look through it and take it back to NAME NAME s We have until thursday officially to give them back to NAME NAME s but I guess I should look though it tomorrow just in case there are any parts missing to give us time to chase people up Are you in at all tomorrow When would be a good time for me to come erm I m out from am until about pm tomorrow and then I have formal from NUM pm You re welcome to come anytime from NAME and I ll happily leave my room open for you after pm if you want but NAME it s CUMS NUM on a Tuesday evening On Wednesday I m out from am until probably very late If you want to I could leave my key in an envelope in my pigeon hole tomorrow and you could let yourself in That might be the easiest for you The choice is yours Just to say thanks too for all the hard work you put in for the concert and all the organization months in advance it s a team effort and NAME did all the real work SMILEY The overall performance was very powerful I thought and moving agreed Let s be praying that NAME would be really changing people who came that they d read the programmes and gospels taken and really be challenged by what they heard and take action to find out more NAME that you re feeling better I am thanks Please do pray for NAME and NAME who are both in bed unwell and have managed to catch up on some sleep and on that note I m off to bed SMILEY Take care and see you soon love NAME Let me know when you re in tomorrow Thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Thanks everyone Dear fellow NAME NAME I have nt got anything so eloquent to write I m afraid but I thought I d drop all you lovely people a note to say thanks for a great week away Thanks especially NAME and NAME for organising it and getting us there and for taking me to NAME I really enjoyed spending time with you guys and learning from you all and praying with you I m missing you all since I m a bit lonesome up here in my penthouse without you noisy guys around please do nt feel sorry for me that was just a desperate plea for sympathy SMILEY even if you do pick on me all the time 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NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME NUM NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Part NAME CHAR NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Please get in touch with them if there are any issue you would like to be raised at the next SSCOM meeting on Thursday th November at pmpm Yours sincerely NAME NAME ORG Student Administration NAME NAME Building NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME Avenue NAME NAME NAME NAME Telephone NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM Email EMAIL WEBSITE THE PARKSIDE SINGERS Dear NAME I hope everyone has survived their exams and that you re all starting to ponder the delights of May Week This is the point at which we wave our magic wand over The NAME NAME and bring the choir out of its suspended animation now that exam period is drawing to a close Please read to the end of this message so you do nt miss any important instructions I m pleased to say that both the NAME and the Music Society have cleared our endofterm plans Here is the diary rundown venue for all items NAME College Chapel Mon NUM 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still like to sing with us for the outdoor concert if that happens please register your interest accordingly HOPE TO NAME AS MANY OF YOU AS POSSIBLE IN CHAPEL FOR REHEARSAL THIS MONDAY AT NUM NAME Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME The NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM The Site Move is Complete BEGIN NAME SIGNED MESSAGE Hash SHA Hi again I ve had a couple of positive comments and no bug reports feature requests so here we go The old system has been turned off and the new system has been made fully live From now on the NAME is WEBSITE at WEBSITE The old NAME WEBSITE NAME As does the old submit a problem NAME just in case anyone has that bookmarked If there are any problems do nt hesitate to get in touch Thanks NAME BEGIN NAME SIGNATURE Version NAME NAME NAME NAME iDDBQEtrhEQgzZiBipZsRAgUBAJjchTaxDcimTMMhWQyCdZNUgqKngCghSLJ THhwfwjcUHEulfYhPw NAME END NAME SIGNATURE NAME The Word Dear All I modified this forward I hope it gives you pause NAME The Center Of The NAME some idle trivia maybe CHAR What is 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get you around trouble it gets you through it NAME NAME NAME NAME and more WEBSITE there are NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM stars in the universe Dear NAME young and old near and far NUM things to say this beautiful bonfire night NUM Just a reminder from link meetings you re all very welcome to go along to NAME to check out what its like for yourselves to make it easier for you to invite people along or encourage your college group to invite people Please drop NAME and NAME and email ppjp jam to check in advance so that not all the NAME go at once of course if you re taking someone along then this does nt apply just go NUM A few of you asked for details of NAME evangelism prayer groups At NAME this week there will be a list inside the notice sheet but just for you guys I have a sneak preview I only have names and emails at the moment times and places will be on the bt sheet or you can email the leader to find out NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and East NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Salmon Youth NAME in NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Latin NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME kjb Middle East NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and South East NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME City NAME NAME NAME NAME Jewish NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM And if you re going by the plan we re in week NUM WEEK NUM International students in college continue praying for the stuff you were praying for in week NUM and now also for new friendships that have been made Pray for anyone in college who has been going along to NAME and for anyone else who you might want to invite here s week NUM what it is referring too pray for international students in your college especially for freshers settling in Pray that many friendships would be formed and that NAME would be working through these to bring to himself people from all nations in NAME So if you ve had any event or are planning anything you might want to focus on praying for followup and friendships to be built through that Would be good to be praying too for International students who are Christians for them as they seek to live for NAME in a different country for their friendships with people who do nt know NAME that would have chances to tell people about NAME thats all from me till later love NAME xxx Dear NAME young and old near and far NUM things to say this beautiful bonfire night NUM Just a reminder from link meetings you re all very welcome to go along to NAME to check out what its like for yourselves to make it easier for you to invite people along or encourage your college group to invite people Please drop NAME and NAME and email ppjp jam to check in advance so that not all the NAME go at once of course if you re taking someone along then this does nt apply just go NUM A few of you asked for details of NAME evangelism prayer groups At NAME this week there will be a list inside the notice sheet but 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wish I d said I was a bit fazed by my wife s mother being taken ill and knowing that I d have to be up at NUM am to take my wife to the airport You did a grand job setting up the visit and I do hope I can keep in touch and encourage the CU further With you in NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME s Street NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM EMAIL This Week blessing Hello People Is nt it a lovely beautiful day today Sunday I write to tell you all what will be happening this week in NAME CU and to bless you keep reading Monday morning we have a prayer meeting in the NAME NAME NAME next to NAME NAME and opposite Cafe NAME to pray for NAME s work here in NAME It was great that some of you came last week and it would be wonderful to see even more of you at NUM to NUM tomorrow morning at the plodge I am well aware that many of you people have travelled abroad or are interested in working overseas well the NAME Cultural Missions Group is something that you may find useful It will be meeting this Tuesday at pm in the NAME NAME NAME and will focus on a particular section of the world email NAME NAME EMAIL for details and will include a time to pray for those who will be involved in cross cultural work over the summer Also on Tuesday is NAME held at NUM pm at NUM NAME NAME parallel to NAME NAME nearish NAME s Piece Please be praying for international students to come along and for opportunities for NAME people to ask them Get in touch with me NAME NUM NUM or email if you want to come send someone and need help finding the place Wednesday is our college group meeting at pm in the NAME s Room C and then we have Friday morning prayer at NUM am in NAME s room Z It was wonderful that so many of you came last Friday this Friday if you re lucky you may even be able to see NUM or NUM of your reps there as well There will be a Friday lunchtime talk again at pm If you want to find out the topic you ll have to look that up on the beautiful aquamarine term cards you have all hopefully received Finally on Saturday evening there will be NAME teaching and colleges prayer meeting at NUM NUM to NUM NUM I think that s everything The NAME bless you and keep you The NAME make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you The NAME turn his face toward you and give you peace Love NAME and NAME This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL this weekend NUM more matches this Saturday Start time is pm not NUM Email me if you are planning to be there Need to know that I ve got NUM NAME Fwd Those were the days Note forwarded message attached Do you NAME NAME Web NAME establish your business online WEBSITE Re Fwd Thoughts for Monday NAME NAME That attachment did nt work for me What was it I hope you had a good NAME It s a shame we only met up once I ended up getting a job and did nt really get organised enough to arrange anything but we ll meet up in the NAME I m sure Have a good NAME term and good luck in any exams you may have NAME NAME Do nt work too hard will ya see attached message Part NUM NAME quotedprintable WEBSITE NAME Thoughts for Monday Sent to NAME NAME s Humour List with addresses suppressed If you are struggling to get started on a Monday here s something to set you back completely Thanks to NAME for his thoughtfulness passing these on Yours thinkfully NAME A few thoughts for those who take life too seriously a Save the whales Collect the whole set b A day without sunshine is like night c On the other hand you have different fingers d I just got lost in thought It was unfamiliar territory e NUM percent of all statistics are made up on the spot f NUM percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name g I feel like I m diagonally parked in a parallel universe h Honk if you love peace and quiet i Remember half the people you know are below average j He who laughs last thinks slowest k Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm l The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese m I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol n Support bacteria They re the only culture some people have o Monday is an awful way to spend NUM NUM of your life p CHAR clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory q Change is inevitable except from vending machines r Get a new car for your spouse It ll be a great trade s Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow t Always try to be modest and be proud of it u If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments v How many of you believe in telekinesis Raise my hand w OK so what s the speed of dark x How do you tell when you re out of invisible ink y If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something z When everything is coming your way you re in the wrong lane aa Hard work pays off in the future Laziness pays off now ab Everyone has a photographic memory Some just do nt have film ac If NAME is so popular why do you have to buy her friends 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NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Thursday st October NUM NUM HT Hello NUM and all If you do not know the most beautiful of women follow the tracks of the sheep and graze your young goats by the tents of the shepherds NAME of Songs NUM NUM Like it says Thursday st October NUM NUM NAME for Risky Living and food NAME and NAME NAME will be coming to share their wisdom on the subject of sex relationships and marriage NAME was pastoral assistant here before myself and before NAME so those in the Third year should remember him He now works for Christians in Sport as their national student cocoordinator So dust off and brush up your knowledge of NAME of Songs and bring along your questions like why was NAME always going on about lilies My lover is mine and I am his he browses among the lilies NAME of Songs NUM NUM As always everyone is welcome friends lovers NUM s prospective other half s enemies and kitchen sinks This is a topic that is a massive stumbling block for many if not most of us whether we are single going out engaged married or even NAME s Also get your Spouseparty NAME I mean Houseparty forms in to me or NAME and NAME NAME will take the NAME dating agency forms Also the Welcome team are making their way round do introduce yourself to them if they do not do that first and they will take you out for tea or coffee NAME thursday night hello NAME I got the flyer in my pigeonhole thanx I would like to go to the even tonight however I had made plans previously so I m afraid I wo nt be able to make it I hope I ll be able to go another time though do have a pleasant day NAME Re Thursday s dpm Hi NAME Thursday s fine I ll just have to make sure I do nt get to bed too late after the Commemoration of NAME dinner the night before I can briefly describe what I was doing over the summer and I ll bring some general info on NAME plus some news about the recent elections and a prayer letter from someone I met over the summer who works with a small church in NAME See you soon NAME bless NAME SMILEY On NUM November NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME Are you still OK for this Thursday s NAME Thanks NAME ticket sales Hi We sold NUM today NAME ticket sales I think these are the sales so far adult NUM projected no NUM concession NUM projected no NUM student NUM soloists NUM not including NUM for the leader total NUM therefore we need to sell NUM concession adult tickets tomorrow night to break even gem CHAR NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM ticket sales tickets sold ordered to date NUM students NUM concessions NUM adults NUM for soloists I have only sent out tickets where I have received a cheque so a lot will be collected and paid for on the door NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re NAME Selling no I believe that this was the right thing to do and still do Come on tickets are cheap enough to buy NUM one for yourself and one for a friend And it would have been a waste of my time over the last year to get this concert together if we just fill NAME NAME s chapel with Christians Sorry but I strongly disagree with this Trust NAME he s been faithful before I m sure we can trust him again now Thanks very much for your replies to all the emails NAME The Gospels issue looks resolved and you can get them on Friday at the NAME as arranged Sorry if my email re the above point gave the wrong impression Yes we completely trust NAME in all we do but we have responsibility as well I agree though that my thinking came across wrongly here and may even be wrong My concern is that we do not seem to sold even a a quarter of the tickets by this stage I may be wrong by now which concerns me given all of the financial outlay and effort put in NAME this is all OK I ve sent NAME another email re NAME s plans for Saturday NAME thanks for the prog I ve sent comments to NAME Love NAME Re Ticket Selling as for ticket sales I d have thought it should be fine to take names etc at the NAME and NAME BT and trust people to pay later I m assuming this issue is irrelevant for sales at NAME Sounds good to me Can you implement this NAME then please Especially for the NAME on Friday I guess NUM On that front could you provide an update on how sales are going NAME s in a better position than me to answer that one but do keep praying SMILEY NAME are you in a position to let me know Thanks Love NAME Re Ticket Selling IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote as for ticket sales I d have thought it should be fine to take names etc at the NAME and NAME BT and trust people to pay later I m assuming this issue is irrelevant for sales at NAME Sounds good to me Can you implement this NAME then please Especially for the NAME on Friday I guess already have done SMILEY I m carrying plenty of tickets around with me at the NAME NAME Ticket Selling Hi guys NAME you ve had good evenings Thanks very much for all the prayer info NAME I gave that out to all the exec tonight as well and have invited them all for Thursday hope that s OK We discussed the practical points for Saturday I have a couple of suggestions and a couple of questions NUM Looking back over ticket selling we are concerned that too many blocks have been in place discouraging people from buying such as saying strongly that people should nt buy a ticket unless bringing a friend and also not allowing people to take tickets and pay later this certainly prevented quite a few from buying tickets at NAME NAME At this late stage we would suggest that for the sake of filling the venue even if it does create more admin you provide tickets take people s names and allow them to pay later NUM On that front could you provide an update on how sales are going NUM Saturday Please let me know where and when you would like NAME to be so that I can liaise with him and meet him and bring him to the right places at the right time If you could do this as soon as possible that would be great as he wants to know I ll tell him to wear a suit and will tell him that his wife can have a free ticket NAME this is all OK Thanks very much for dealing with all of my emails recently I realise I m filling your inboxes daily Much love and prayers NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME Room Telephone NUM NUM Mobile Telephone NUM NUM Email EMAIL Visit me Room NAME NAME Court Re Ticket Selling IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission NUM Looking back over ticket selling we are concerned that too many blocks have been in place discouraging people from buying such as saying strongly that people should nt buy a ticket unless bringing a friend and also not allowing people to take tickets and pay later this certainly prevented quite a few from buying tickets at NAME NAME At this late stage we would suggest that for the sake of filling the venue even if it does create more admin you provide tickets take people s names and allow them to pay later good points I still think we need to be encouraging people to bring their nonChristian friends as well as to go themselves but I see there s still the financial aspect to consider I say just keep praying that lots of nonChristians come but perhaps now s not the time to strongly encourage Christians not to come unless bringing a friend NAME feel free to disagree as for ticket sales I d have thought it should be fine to take names etc at the NAME and NAME BT and trust people to pay later I m assuming this issue is irrelevant for sales at NAME NUM On that front could you provide an update on how sales are going NAME s in a better position than me to answer that one but do keep praying SMILEY NUM Saturday Please let me know where and when you would like NAME to be so that I can liaise with him and meet him and bring him to the right places at the right time If you could do this as soon as possible that would be great as he wants to know I ll get back to you on this I d have thought that if ish is nt too early to ask him to arrive it might be an idea for him to come to the chapel then at the end of the rehearsal to see NAME Then if we re having a prayer meeting from around NUM he might like to join us for that Then there ll be time for him to eat and get ready before it all begins I ve emailed the tape secs to check that there ll be enough time NUM ish to sort out recording with him NAME may prefer to arrive a bit later so these are only tentative suggestions I ll get back to you with something more definate I ll tell him to wear a suit and will tell him that his wife can have a free ticket NAME this is all OK that s great thanks SMILEY Thanks very much for dealing with all of my emails recently I realise I m filling your inboxes daily if you were nt filling our inboxes daily there might be lots of things we d forget to do thanks for all your hard work SMILEY love NAME Re ticket volunteers urgently needed I could do ish onwards NAME lecture finishes about unless anyone else has already volunteered NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re ticket volunteers urgently needed programme if NAME NAME is going in a nonalphabetical list of acknowledgements do you not think He should come first before NAME NAME also you are in fact putting the list in order of importance are nt you just wondering if maybe it might be better to do it alphabetically to avoid offending anyone or am I just being overly cautious and that s not just because then my name would be near the beginning SMILEY NAME Re ticket volunteers urgently needed I have a lecture till NUM so can get there for NUM NUM ish Have you got something on or are you just getting madly stressed and tired and need the time for work will pray NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME Re ticket volunteers urgently needed that s great I ll get there about the same time so if whoever s on before would be able to hang around till one of us gets there that would be fab thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I have a lecture till NUM so can get there for NUM NUM ish Have you got something on or are you just getting madly stressed and tired and need the time for work will pray NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME Re ticket volunteers urgently needed I will do pm or till NAME arrives NAME ps good ticket sales today On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I have a lecture till NUM so can get there for NUM NUM ish Have you got something on or are you just getting madly stressed and tired and need the time for work will pray NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re ticket volunteers urgently needed thanks NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I will do pm or till NAME arrives NAME ps good ticket sales today On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote I have a lecture till NUM so can get there for NUM NUM ish Have you got something on or are you just getting madly stressed and tired and need the time for work will pray NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Most assuredly I say to you he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent NAME has everlasting life and shall not come into judgement but has passed from death into life NAME v The NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re ticket volunteers urgently needed Hey sorry to send you multiple messages but I might be a bit late because I have NUM lecture and lecturer tends carry on a bit thanks NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Re ticket volunteers urgently needed Hi NAME NAME everything is going well with the preparations NAME tomorrow this might be random but I could do pm but CHAR quite wanted to go to a talk on medical mission I ll do it but could you email me if you have too many people so I can go to the talk Many thanks NAME NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi Is there anyone who d be willing to cover all or part of my ticket sales slot tomorrow between NAME and pm at NAME NAME I would be extremely grateful to anybody who volunteers to do this Please someone Thanks in advance NAME Re ticketselling I ll ask rhian if she is able to cover until CHAR arrive I think NAME should be ok on her own though I ll see if she can bring along a friend On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote That s great thanks pm is still fine with me on Monday If either Rhian or NAME can hold on until NUM past NUM that would be very helpful Did we decide NAME would be OK on her own next Tuesday pm or do we need to find someone for that NAME On Thursday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME NAME has offered to do the pm slot on monday with NAME which means you can make your lecture are still ok for the pm slot NAME x NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM ticketselling NAME NAME has offered to do the pm slot on monday with NAME which means you can make your lecture are still ok for the pm slot NAME x NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM tickets Fwd IMPORTANT This message has been blindcarboncopied to you Do not replytoall or forward it without the author s permission Hi NAME here s the latest from Gemma not sure at the NAME how many have been sold at NAME but I do nt think it s all that many so please keep praying SMILEY I ve heard there s a lot of interest in this though particularly from people who would nt normally go to NAME events people have been overheard talking about going in music lectures etc so that s something to be encouraged about it seems that many people may well leave it till the last minute including buying on the door so do nt panic I ll reply to your other email in a NAME love NAME NAME the tickets really are nt selling fast emails need to go out to NAME cause we have to get members to bring friends the war protest could take people down to NAME so we need to make everyone aware of the sense of urgency current ticket sales not counting what was sold at NAME NUM students NUM concessions NUM adults NUM free tickets to soloists and NAME NAME PS what about student press tickets who do CHAR send them to NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM tickets Hi will you be at the talk tonight Can I get all the tickets off you to sell at NAME s NAME tickets I m completely snowed under with work at the moment especially as we have a hectic choir weekend our new organ is being blessed so I ca nt make the prayer meeting on saturday mainly because we have to sing at a memorial service but if you could continue to pray for the ticket sales which I know you will do anyway and praise NAME for those people who have bought tickets by saturday I m so sorry that I have to miss another meeting also I wo nt be available to sell tickets at NAME do you think it will be possible for NAME or another member of the admin team who is able to be there to sell them or should I ask someone in my NAME good to hear that we sold more tickets today I ll see you tomorrow NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re tickets sounds good I ll entrust you with a float on friday On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote OK thanks for letting us know Do nt worry about it and enjoy your choir engagements I ll make arrangements for someone to be there to sell tickets if you could make sure there is a float available plus some tickets perhaps let me have them at the NAME on Friday If NAME cannot do it esp since she is also snowed under with work as I think we all are then I m sure either another member of the admin team will be there or else I ll be able to call on the services of someone else we have for example the NAME who are on our rota Thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I m completely snowed under with work at the moment especially as we have a hectic choir weekend our new organ is being blessed so I ca nt make the prayer meeting on saturday mainly because we have to sing at a memorial service but if you could continue to pray for the ticket sales which I know you will do anyway and praise NAME for those people who have bought tickets by saturday I m so sorry that I have to miss another meeting also I wo nt be available to sell tickets at NAME do you think it will be possible for NAME or another member of the admin team who is able to be there to sell them or should I ask someone in my NAME good to hear that we sold more tickets today I ll see you tomorrow NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re tickets sorry I have a rehearsal I ca nt really miss I ll ask around too NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote OK thanks for letting us know Do nt worry about it and enjoy your choir engagements I ll make arrangements for someone to be there to sell tickets if you could make sure there is a float available plus some tickets perhaps let me have them at the NAME on Friday If NAME cannot do it esp since she is also snowed under with work as I think we all are then I m sure either another member of the admin team will be there or else I ll be able to call on the services of someone else we have for example the NAME who are on our rota Thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I m completely snowed under with work at the moment especially as we have a hectic choir weekend our new organ is being blessed so I ca nt make the prayer meeting on saturday mainly because we have to sing at a memorial service but if you could continue to pray for the ticket sales which I know you will do anyway and praise NAME for those people who have bought tickets by saturday I m so sorry that I have to miss another meeting also I wo nt be available to sell tickets at NAME do you think it will be possible for NAME or another member of the admin team who is able to be there to sell them or should I ask someone in my NAME good to hear that we sold more tickets today I ll see you tomorrow NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL Re tickets thanks but let me know otherwise I might ask someone when someone else has already agreed SMILEY NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote np I ll see what I can arrange NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote sorry I have a rehearsal I ca nt really miss I ll ask around too NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote OK thanks for letting us know Do nt worry about it and enjoy your choir engagements I ll make arrangements for someone to be there to sell tickets if you could make sure there is a float available plus some tickets perhaps let me have them at the NAME on Friday If NAME cannot do it esp since she is also snowed under with work as I think we all are then I m sure either another member of the admin team will be there or else I ll be able to call on the services of someone else we have for example the NAME who are on our rota Thanks NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote I m completely snowed under with work at the moment especially as we have a hectic choir weekend our new organ is being blessed so I ca nt make the prayer meeting on saturday mainly because we have to sing at a memorial service but if you could continue to pray for the ticket sales which I know you will do anyway and praise NAME for those people who have bought tickets by saturday I m so sorry that I have to miss another meeting also I wo nt be available to sell tickets at NAME do you think it will be possible for NAME or another member of the admin team who is able to be there to sell them or should I ask someone in my NAME good to hear that we sold more tickets today I ll see you tomorrow NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NUM Coorganiser NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re tickets if I do nt see you at an flt tomorrow I can give NAME NUM tickets to give to you at the prayer meeting on saturday unfortunately I ca nt make it asi ve a manic weekend this week our organ is being blessed and there s also a memorial service he might be happier with a cheque but I think we can both trust him with cash if that s easiest for you NAME x On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME just realised I have nt asked you for any tickets yet please could you get me one of them NUS CHAR only have NUM people definately wanting to buy them at the NAME but if CHAR actually have them on me I think it ll be easier to sell them SMILEY how you want to get them to me is up to you I wo nt be at ht in the morning this week but I will be in the evening CHAR may be at flt tomorrow I ll definately be at the prayer meeting so if you re coming to that you could give them to me there or just go with the standard method if that s easier SMILEY thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re tickets great thanks and a cheque s definately easier for me I never seem to have cash on me when CHAR need it anyway SMILEY love NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote if I do nt see you at an flt tomorrow I can give NAME NUM tickets to give to you at the prayer meeting on saturday unfortunately I ca nt make it asi ve a manic weekend this week our organ is being blessed and there s also a memorial service he might be happier with a cheque but I think we can both trust him with cash if that s easiest for you NAME x On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi NAME just realised I have nt asked you for any tickets yet please could you get me one of them NUS CHAR only have NUM people definately wanting to buy them at the NAME but if CHAR actually have them on me I think it ll be easier to sell them SMILEY how you want to get them to me is up to you I wo nt be at ht in the morning this week but I will be in the evening CHAR may be at flt tomorrow I ll definately be at the prayer meeting so if you re coming to that you could give them to me there or just go with the standard method if that s easier SMILEY thanks love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re tickets thanks SMILEY CHAR NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote I ve emailed a few people current ticket sellers so I ll see what their responses are and go from there NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote thanks but let me know otherwise I might ask someone when someone else has already agreed SMILEY NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote np I ll see what I can arrange NAME On Wednesday NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM you wrote sorry I have a rehearsal I ca nt really miss I ll ask around too NAME NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Re tickets NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote ticketselling was fairly quiet again today but some were sold I m afraid I could nt quite work out what it is that we re recording on the card with cash and tickets left sorry but I m too tired to follow through this discussion perhaps you could ask NAME ok ps if you meet people in the p lodge on thursday I ll stay in my room so that if anyone makes their own way there it wo nt be empty SMILEY thanks I m not sure if I ll make it tomorrow as I m not very well at the moment hence why I have nt been up to date with emails and programmes only got sorted out tonight instead of Monday Anyway I ll come if I m up to it oh dear everyone seems to be ill at the NAME I m praying for you hope you re feeling better soon let me know if there s anything I can do love NAME love NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM tickets NAME could you bring the remaining tickets to the prayer meeting tomorrow NAME x ps do either of you know what time will the doors be opening for audience on saturday NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re tickets NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME could you bring the remaining tickets to the prayer meeting tomorrow NAME x ps do either of you know what time will the doors be opening for audience on saturday did we say NUM or NUM NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM tickets NAME the tickets really are nt selling fast emails need to go out to NAME cause we have to get members to bring friends the war protest could take people down to NAME so we need to make everyone aware of the sense of urgency current ticket sales not counting what was sold at NAME NUM students NUM concessions NUM adults NUM free tickets to soloists and NAME NAME PS what about student press tickets who do CHAR send them to NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM tickets Hi NAME hope you re ok and getting enough rest even more importantly that you re getting plenty of time to pray and feed on NAME s Word SMILEY ticketselling was fairly quiet again today but some were sold I m afraid I could nt quite work out what it is that we re recording on the card with cash and tickets left I m assuming tickets left does nt mean total number of tickets still to be sold NAME came in with some more money and tickets left over from ticketselling but at that stage we d only just arrived and I had nt seen that card to fill in so did nt think to ask as for cash does that mean total income for the day or the amount of cash in the box I have the card here to fill in when I know how I could drop it off this evening to whoever needs it for tomorrow Do nt worry I ve made a note of the tickets sold their numbers and types and the fact that they ve been paid for I ve also taken a few to sell at the NAME NAME NAME Group tomorrow I ll record these carefully and take the money and any remaining tickets to the NAME where I m on ticketsales anyway hope that s all ok sorry my confusion see you thursday if not before love NAME ps if you meet people in the p lodge on thursday I ll stay in my room so that if anyone makes their own way there it wo nt be empty SMILEY thanks Tickets for NAME NAME s Passion Just so you know if you want tickets for NAME NAME s Passion tomorrow email EMAIL and they will put some aside for you We re hoping they ll sell out get yours now NAME ps Check out the NEW NAME CU website WEBSITE what else to put on This is the NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME If you would like to be removed from this list or if you would like to post a message to the list please email NAME NAME at EMAIL Re NAME NAME well all the colleges got some flyers through their NAME reps NAME has been totally fliered trinity and kings have been everyotherpidgeonhole fliered trinity cause its next door to NAME and kings because CHAR figured a lot of people will know NAME new museums NAME site mill lane west NAME and sidgewick have been fliered flt and bt last week have been fliered town poster putteruppers were given some fliers for shops which would nt take posters some churches have been given fliers havent got the list with me at the moment NAME had some fliers for pubs something else I am in the library doing an essay so I havent got everything to hand that just leaves about NUM NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote sounds good to me how s flyering been going so far NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok cool CHAR still have about NUM flyers left so we have flyers CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME and NAME I ve just had a suggestion from someone which sounds very sensible at this stage given the ticket sales figures I ve seen Maybe you ve already thought of it but thought I d let you know and strongly suggest that you do it I suggest that we flyer central NAME on Friday and Saturday and flyer up to NUM mins before the performance around NAME depending on ticket availability at that stage Let me know if you d need some help with printing flyers or getting a team together NAME NAME and I can try to activate the NAME flyering team for this purpose if really necessary altough I m guessing you ve already got this under control Love NAME Re NAME NAME Hi all Sorry I do nt think I explained what I meant very well I meant flyering as in how we run the NAME flyering ie people walking around standing in prominant places giving out flyers to people And I suggest that this needs to be done on Friday and on Saturday NAME this makes sense Sorry to confuse NAME well all the colleges got some flyers through their NAME reps NAME has been totally fliered trinity and kings have been everyotherpidgeonhole fliered trinity cause its next door to NAME and kings because CHAR figured a lot of people will know NAME new museums NAME site mill lane west NAME and sidgewick have been fliered flt and bt last week have been fliered town poster putteruppers were given some fliers for shops which would nt take posters some churches have been given fliers havent got the list with me at the moment NAME had some fliers for pubs something else I am in the library doing an essay so I havent got everything to hand that just leaves about NUM NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote sounds good to me how s flyering been going so far NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok cool CHAR still have about NUM flyers left so we have flyers CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME and NAME I ve just had a suggestion from someone which sounds very sensible at this stage given the ticket sales figures I ve seen Maybe you ve already thought of it but thought I d let you know and strongly suggest that you do it I suggest that we flyer central NAME on Friday and Saturday and flyer up to NUM mins before the performance around NAME depending on ticket availability at that stage Let me know if you d need some help with printing flyers or getting a team together NAME NAME and I can try to activate the NAME flyering team for this purpose if really necessary altough I m guessing you ve already got this under control Love NAME Re NAME NAME hi no I was nt confused it was just that NAME asked how flyering was going do far so CHAR gave a rundown of waht had already been done me and NAME are going to do tomorrow lunchtime does anyone else want to join us CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Sorry I do nt think I explained what I meant very well I meant flyering as in how we run the NAME flyering ie people walking around standing in prominant places giving out flyers to people And I suggest that this needs to be done on Friday and on Saturday NAME this makes sense Sorry to confuse NAME well all the colleges got some flyers through their NAME reps NAME has been totally fliered trinity and kings have been everyotherpidgeonhole fliered trinity cause its next door to NAME and kings because CHAR figured a lot of people will know NAME new museums NAME site mill lane west NAME and sidgewick have been fliered flt and bt last week have been fliered town poster putteruppers were given some fliers for shops which would nt take posters some churches have been given fliers havent got the list with me at the moment NAME had some fliers for pubs something else I am in the library doing an essay so I havent got everything to hand that just leaves about NUM NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote sounds good to me how s flyering been going so far NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok cool CHAR still have about NUM flyers left so we have flyers CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote some help NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME NAME I suggest we stand around town Sat morning and flier passersby as we are hoping to try and sell more adult tickets to cover costs NAME if you can round up some volunteers to start at am meet at no NUM NAME Street opposite NAME museum Sat morning that d be great NAME if problems let NAME know in NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hi no I was nt confused it was just that NAME asked how flyering was going do far so CHAR gave a rundown of waht had already been done me and NAME are going to do tomorrow lunchtime does anyone else want to join us CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Sorry I do nt think I explained what I meant very well I meant flyering as in how we run the NAME flyering ie people walking around standing in prominant places giving out flyers to people And I suggest that this needs to be done on Friday and on Saturday NAME this makes sense Sorry to confuse NAME well all the colleges got some flyers through their NAME reps NAME has been totally fliered trinity and kings have been everyotherpidgeonhole fliered trinity cause its next door to NAME and kings because CHAR figured a lot of people will know NAME new museums NAME site mill lane west NAME and sidgewick have been fliered flt and bt last week have been fliered town poster putteruppers were given some fliers for shops which would nt take posters some churches have been given fliers havent got the list with me at the moment NAME had some fliers for pubs something else I am in the library doing an essay so I havent got everything to hand that just leaves about NUM NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote sounds good to me how s flyering been going so far NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote some help NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME NAME Guys I ve just sent out an email to everyone who helps with the NAME flyering asking if they can help on Saturday The email was cc d to all of you so can see the details too I ve just chatted to a couple of people and they suggested a couple of things NUM Have you sent out an advert on the music faculty list I suggest that this should be done tomorrow if it has nt and should be sent to the faculty TONIGHT so that they it and send it out on their lists tomorrow NUM NAME NAME at NAME College EMAIL NUM NUM was very involved I think he coordinated it in flyering for the NAME event Why not rope him in or at least ask him for some top tips NUM Are there any concerts happening tomorrow that we can flyer at Shout if there are and if you need any help doing that Finally I know that some of you esp NAME were in the NAME Do you know how tickets sold for that ie when the majority sold On the door much beforehand last minute This might give us an indication of how we re doing and if we need to push selling tickets more Think that s it for now NAME I will email you very soon re onthedoor ticket prices once I ve spoken to NAME NAME Do keep me informed Love NAME I suggest we stand around town Sat morning and flier passersby as we are hoping to try and sell more adult tickets to cover costs NAME if you can round up some volunteers to start at am meet at no NUM NAME Street opposite NAME museum Sat morning that d be great NAME if problems let NAME know in NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hi no I was nt confused it was just that NAME asked how flyering was going do far so CHAR gave a rundown of waht had already been done me and NAME are going to do tomorrow lunchtime does anyone else want to join us CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Sorry I do nt think I explained what I meant very well I meant flyering as in how we run the NAME flyering ie people walking around standing in prominant places giving out flyers to people And I suggest that this needs to be done on Friday and on Saturday NAME this makes sense Sorry to confuse NAME well all the colleges got some flyers through their NAME reps NAME has been totally fliered trinity and kings have been everyotherpidgeonhole fliered trinity cause its next door to NAME and kings because CHAR figured a lot of people will know NAME new museums NAME site mill lane west NAME and sidgewick have been fliered flt and bt last week have been fliered town poster putteruppers were given some fliers for shops which would nt take posters some churches have been given fliers havent got the list with me at the moment NAME had some fliers for pubs something else I am in the library doing an essay so I havent got everything to hand that just leaves about NUM NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Saturday and depending on some help NAME and NUM purpose if really NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME NAME music faculty list was taken care of will email NAME ingall NAME cornish will doubtless get back to you about the no of tickets sold last year but I gather the student influx at the door was a major contribution NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote Guys I ve just sent out an email to everyone who helps with the NAME flyering asking if they can help on Saturday The email was cc d to all of you so can see the details too I ve just chatted to a couple of people and they suggested a couple of things NUM Have you sent out an advert on the music faculty list I suggest that this should be done tomorrow if it has nt and should be sent to the faculty TONIGHT so that they it and send it out on their lists tomorrow NUM NAME NAME at NAME College EMAIL NUM NUM was very involved I think he coordinated it in flyering for the NAME event Why not rope him in or at least ask him for some top tips NUM Are there any concerts happening tomorrow that we can flyer at Shout if there are and if you need any help doing that Finally I know that some of you esp NAME were in the NAME Do you know how tickets sold for that ie when the majority sold On the door much beforehand last minute This might give us an indication of how we re doing and if we need to push selling tickets more Think that s it for now NAME I will email you very soon re onthedoor ticket prices once I ve spoken to NAME NAME Do keep me informed Love NAME I suggest we stand around town Sat morning and flier passersby as we are hoping to try and sell more adult tickets to cover costs NAME if you can round up some volunteers to start at am meet at no NUM NAME Street opposite NAME museum Sat morning that d be great NAME if problems let NAME know in NAME NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote hi no I was nt confused it was just that NAME asked how flyering was going do far so CHAR gave a rundown of waht had already been done me and NAME are going to do tomorrow lunchtime does anyone else want to join us CHAR On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Hi all Sorry I do nt think I explained what I meant very well I meant flyering as in how we run the NAME flyering ie people walking around standing in prominant places giving out flyers to people And I suggest that this needs to be done on Friday and on Saturday NAME this makes sense Sorry to confuse NAME NAME ashcroft NAME college NAME and harpurhey NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM his beard looked lonely like so many of the beards white men wear in NAME NAME hoagland african caliope you shall never enjoy the world aright till the sea floweth in your veins till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with stars NAME traherne centuries of meditations Re NAME NAME ok cool CHAR still have about NUM flyers left so we have flyers CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME and NAME I ve just had a suggestion from someone which sounds very sensible at this stage given the ticket sales figures I ve seen Maybe you ve already thought of it but thought I d let you know and strongly suggest that you do it I suggest that we flyer central NAME on Friday and Saturday and flyer up to NUM mins before the performance around NAME depending on ticket availability at that stage Let me know if you d need some help with printing flyers or getting a team together NAME NAME and I can try to activate the NAME flyering team for this purpose if really necessary altough I m guessing you ve already got this under control Love NAME Re NAME NAME sounds good to me how s flyering been going so far NAME On NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote ok cool CHAR still have about NUM flyers left so we have flyers CHAR On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hi NAME NAME NAME and NAME I ve just had a suggestion from someone which sounds very sensible at this stage given the ticket sales figures I ve seen Maybe you ve already thought of it but thought I d let you know and strongly suggest that you do it I suggest that we flyer central NAME on Friday and Saturday and flyer up to NUM mins before the performance around NAME depending on ticket availability at that stage Let me know if you d need some help with printing flyers or getting a team together NAME NAME and I can try to activate the NAME flyering team for this purpose if really necessary altough I m guessing you ve already got this under control Love NAME Tickets NAME Hi NAME NAME NAME and NAME I ve just had a suggestion from someone which sounds very sensible at this stage given the ticket sales figures I ve seen Maybe you ve already thought of it but thought I d let you know and strongly suggest that you do it I suggest that we flyer central NAME on Friday and Saturday and flyer up to NUM mins before the performance around NAME depending on ticket availability at that stage Let me know if you d need some help with printing flyers or getting a team together NAME NAME and I can try to activate the NAME flyering team for this purpose if really necessary altough I m guessing you ve already got this under control Love NAME Re NAME NAME Mondays are good NUM is good or NUM if you want a gap Thursday NUM still I can do but annoying because it s a NUM hour gap NAME NAME NAME When can you do them As in Thursday NUM or NUM is far better as there s no gap after lectures assuming you ve nothing else on NAME time going on NAME the exams are going OK I gather from NAME that things are generally alright with you Here we had a nice weekend with NAME amp NAME and did that NUM hour walk in just over NUM Mind you we were all pretty shattered afterwards NAME and NAME had to go into hospital as he was not putting on weight they are home now and he is putting on weight but they are still not sure whether there is something wrong with his liver NAME was working in your bedroom this morning and got a nasty shock as a NAME nest fell down from under your desk Fortunately it was uninhabited We will check the room before you get back Have you got tickets for the concert yet We must book up with NAME and Kit for the night if possible Do let us know where we are to go etc See you soon ish NAME just phoned and asked if you wanted to upgrade to a NUM year onsite warranty for pound NUM plus vat a big reduction apparently Unless you get back to us soon an email saying yes to warranty would be enough we will assume as we think that you do not want this Love Mum to do WEBSITE WEBSITE NUM NAME NAME NAME javadocs create big array of composites primes workunit sourcesink tests workunit sourcesink implementation for distribution test think about how to blackbox test workunitmanager testing logging NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME think about how to blackbox test NAME tomorrow I will try and catch you on NAME about ish after homegroup NAME this is not too late If you have something unmissable then say so and we will cancel I would nt like to think you felt you were missing out on an opportunity for a visit that could probably be arranged another time However if you can reasonably be free we will come up to arrive between NUM and noon What I will do is drop granny and grandad off at the college and then go and park at NAME and NAME while you show them your room or something we will just stay for lunch and a look at the college and then go at a reasonable hour and in any case by NUM How does this sound If I drop them off at the alleyway where we drive in can they get through the gate If not where Do you want me to bring the where to eat guide or shall we just find somewhere Talk to you later I hope If you will not be on at that time send an email but I think it would be easier if we communicated directly Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM I will try and catch you on NAME about ish after homegroup NAME this is not too late If you have something unmissable then say so and we will cancel I would nt like to think you felt you were missing out on an opportunity for a visit that could probably be arranged another time However if you can reasonably be free we will come up to arrive between NUM and noon What I will do is drop granny and grandad off at the college and then go and park at NAME and NAME while you show them your room or something we will just stay for lunch and a look at the college and then go at a reasonable hour and in any case by NUM How does this sound If I drop them off at the alleyway where we drive in can they get through the gate If not where Do you want me to bring the where to eat guide or shall we just find somewhere Talk to you later I hope If you will not be on at that time send an email but I think it would be easier if we communicated directly Mum Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by NAME antivirus system WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Tomorrow I ll come in tomorrow hopefully I ll be ok NAME NAME NAME come in tomorrow hopefully NAME NAME be ok NAME Tomorrow Hi guys Have been trying to call NAME today could one of you call me asap on my mobile It s quite urgent Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM Hi guys Have been trying to call NAME today could one of you call me asap on my mobile It s quite urgent Cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME s College NAME NAME NUM NUM Mob NUM NUM tomorrow Hi NAME thanks for sending out that reminder and for doing our report ca nt quite remember did you say I m chairing or would you like to if you re getting NAME to minute it CHAR really do nt mind either way just let me know I saw NAME tonight he s coming but will probably arrive at a similar time to me ie ish and has to leave around NUM so would be an idea to have the exec report earlyish I think what have you decided about the schedule ok thanks again see you tomorrow SMILEY love NAME ps how was rev I was sorry to have missed it but had a good time anyway and managed to catch up with people I had nt seen for a while so that was good Tonight Late notice I know but could you possibly do an int slot tonight mins ideal Let me know either way if you get this email so I know what I m doing Cheers NAME Re Tonight at pm No problem mate I had a good crowd of people from this and other colleges who got the job done well This is the big day I am very excited I have a real chance but we all need to work hard now So anyone that you can convince to vote for me today would mean so much NAME On NUM March NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Sorry I could nt make this but just to say all the best and good luck NAME On Tuesday NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM you wrote Hi Just to remind everyone that we are meeting at pm outside NAME plodge Please absolutely anyone who can come along come along Even NUM minutes would help you can go home when you like This is the last big push I have nt had a proper sleep in ages and I really need you We will be putting up flyers and stuff all over the city It should be fun If you ca nt make it for that time but would like to come later just give me a ring on NUM NUM I will have my mobile on me I will probably be up all night so phone me any time Also please NUM send stuff to email lists that are nothing to do with the elections on my behalf This is nt allowed Let s get ready to roll NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME Email NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Tonight at pm Hi Just to remind everyone that we are meeting at pm outside NAME plodge Please absolutely anyone who can come along come along Even NUM minutes would help you can go home when you like This is the last big push I have nt had a proper sleep in ages and I really need you We will be putting up flyers and stuff all over the city It should be fun If you ca nt make it for that time but would like to come later just give me a ring on NUM NUM I will have my mobile on me I will probably be up all night so phone me any time Also please NUM send stuff to email lists that are nothing to do with the elections on my behalf This is nt allowed Let s get ready to roll NAME Tonight Dear Chorus members Tonight the NAME School for Girls is having a concert in the NAME NAME so it s back to the Recital Room for us which means enough people arriving reasonably early in order to shift the tables As you know it s pretty squashed in there and the people who arrive last may find themselves standing up all evening On the other hand with a little extra care it might be possible to stack the tables in such a way that there s a little more room for chairs NAME has agreed that we can take our break in the concert interval so that if you need to leave the room you wo nt have to be silent but I m afraid there wo nt be any interval drinks tonight not because of the concert but because I forgot to go to the cash CHAR carry to buy some more mugs sorry Please remember that unless both pairs of doors into the Rec Room are kept shut our sound can be heard on stage You actually have to pull the inside door to because it gets stuck on the carpet I m sure we shall manage beautifully and the school wo nt know that we re there at all Cheers NAME Tonight s rehearsal Dear all Music for the Christmas Oratorio will be available before tonight s rehearsal please come early Copies to buy will be pound NUM Copies to hire will be pound NUM and you will also need to leave a deposit cheque for pound NUM which will be destroyed on return of the music Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL TOPPRIORITY Dear NAME I had a bad vibe that you are unwell I sent you more than NUM email asking for your status Of late I have had NO FEEDBACK from you at all regarding the project However I saw that the NAME page has been updated Other group members were really worried about you and were desperate to get in touch with you not only because your contribution to the project is crucial at this stage but also because no one has heard from you in a whileYour plan file indicated quite a lot of free time this afternoon we were expecting you to come to the group meeting Please can you get back to the group about this An email to the group would probably help I also suggest you get in touch with TARA immediately and split up tasks interms of modules that you have to test Module testing is one of the deliverables for Tuesday s deadline Many Thanks NAME NAME NAME total there are a couple of cheques that CHAR still need to catch up but so far the total is pound NUM yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NAME is soooooo good NAME x NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM total sold so far tickets sold reserved up to th february except for ht on th feb as CHAR never got numbers from NAME SMILEY adults NUM NUM tickets for soloists concessions NUM students NUM better than I thought CHAR propose we lift the cap on adult sales to account for low numbers of concessions purchased and keep selling to students who want them until we run out NAME x ps CHAR URGENTLY need more tickets printed pps I m nearly NUM sure that these numbers are correct I ve just spent over an hour on a spreadsheet NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Re total sold so far sounds good to me On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote tickets sold reserved up to th february 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in place of this evenings one you could nt make NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote I m really sorry but I do nt think I m going to be able to make this evening I think therefore we ll have to each try to do some individual work before tomorrow when we can combine our efforts Very sorry about this NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Room NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM URGENT NAME Could you please call me on NUM NUM NUM preferably before NUM tonight CHAR test harness needs to be written by tomorrow NAME Urgent CE NAME Dear All I hope you ve all had a good week and are excited about the weekend I ve been asked to organise some food for the Monday night NAME Christianity Explored course Would any of you like to help with this It should be quite easy We order pizzas from Dominoes We buy cakes and soft drinks from NAME We turn up at the NAME NAME NAME adjacent to NAME NAME opposite Cafe 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that fits on the space in the poster that says Tickets available on the door Print it out the requisite no of times and go around your University areas sticking this notice onto the poster TOMORROW if at all possible Also we do need to pile on the pressure to sell tickets so do your best to persuade everyone you know to come especially if you have any townie contacts We trust in the NAME to provide for the budget however let as also combine our efforts in His strength Love in NAME NAME Re NAME card for NAME NAME Actually I found out that NAME will stay until June th That gives everybody more time to sign the card It will stay in my pigeonhole another few days if you still have nt signed it NAME NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote Hello everybody NAME unfortunately had to go down home before being able to see this thing through so that s why it s coming from me We thought we d thank NAME for her hard work and dedication over the past year as head chapel clerk and present her with a card expressing our gratitude It would be great if you re still in college if you could sign the card The card is in my pigeonhole I do nt know when NAME is going home so I suggest a deadline of tomorrow Friday noon After lunch I ll pop the card into her pigeonhole NAME NAME Re URGENT NAME s Formal thanks for the email it s a real shame to hear that they ca nt come anymore I d be happy to take part if something similar happens in the future NAME Thank you all for agreeing to help out with the NAME s formal I m really sorry to mess you about but I ve just been informed that they are no longer coming here on the th so it s no longer necessary for us to book in It should be fairly easy for you to cancel I m not sure whether you can do this at the NAME machine or whether you need to see NAME but in either case it should be easy and you should be refunded the full amount I m very sorry about this NAME Re NAME Did nt you send me the It takes guts to say NAME one a while back Is that a hoax 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document from our Online Knowledge Base that will help you resolve the issue NAME How to submit a file to NAME NAME Response using NAME and Deliver NAME NAME NUM Web NAME WEBSITE If you need further assistance please do not hesitate to contact us Regards NAME NAME NAME NAME Technical Support virus I got the following email through an attachment from a friend I m confused but CHAR deleted the file anyway because I d never seen a NAME symbol before on a file and I saw I had received the file earlier this week can you please confirm whether this was an actual virus before CHAR send the email around to everyone thanx NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NUM NUM Visits Hi We have the following visits coming up and were wondering whether you were available to help The dates and times are as follows th June am NAME NAME NUM helpers required th June am NAME NAME NUM helpers required transport to from NAME provided st June am pm Corpus NAME NUM helpers required th June am NAME NAME NUM helpers 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still need a few volunteers for visits next week NUM or NUM further people are required for the following dates Mon NUM NAME NAME hosted by NAME Year NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME hosted by NAME Year NUM Still need quite a few Wednesday NUM CHAR NAME visit NAME CHAR Year NUM NAME Lane lecture rooms Thurs NUM NAME NAME hosted by NAME Year NUM Again payment will be pound NUM for the day roughly NUM and you will get a free lunch apart from the Year NUM visit as they are bringing sandwiches to eat in the museum Please let us know asap if you would like to do any of these dates For those of you who have put your name forward for the NUM NAME then thank you and we will be in touch early next week to confirm Thanks to you all Best wishes NAME NAME Schools Liaison Officer Visits Over Next NUM Weeks Hello All Here are the dates for the next couple of weeks that we are looking for ug helpers Friday NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Lecture Rooms Monday NUM March NAME School NAME NAME Lecture Rooms NAME 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NAME NAME Thursday NUM March NAME NAME College NAME CHAR Thursday NUM March NAME NAME NAME NAME Thursday NUM March NAME NAME NAME Monday NUM March NAME NAME NAME Tuesday NUM March NAME NAME NAME NAME Wednesday NUM March NAME NAME NAME Wednesday NUM March NAME School NAME NAME If you can help on any of these please let me know Many thanks NAME NAME Re Volunteers needed Earn ISO CHAR ow NUM NAME Although you sound as if you would be fine to do both tasks it would probably be safer in terms of keeping our results absolutely watertight if you took part only in the non sound based experiment On Monday I can test you at any time starting before NUM NUM Any time on Tuesday or Wednesday is fine with me Shall we provisionally say NUM NUM on Monday The department of experimental psychology is building no NUM on the map WEBSITE I m in room NUM on the top floor turn right out of the lift stairs and follow the corridor all the way round to the corner of the building NAME to see you on Monday give 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Group We are starting up an opportunity for Christians working in the various faculties around the NAME NAME site to meet up centrally on a regular basis to pray and encourage each other in fellowship The first meeting is Wed th pm in NAME NAME farmhouse which is on the corner of NAME NAME avenue and NAME road next door to the NAME coffee bar You are welcome to bring lunch along and there are tea coffee making facilities availible My apologies for the long list of addresses please do not reply all but forward this message on to anyone you think may be interested NAME NAME NAME NAME Group NUM Hi everyone We ll be starting up again this Wed th pm in NAME NAME farmhouse as before The house will also be open for prayer every weekday at lunchtime pm this term NAME NAME NAME outage partial reprieve Earlier in the week I announced a power outage for NUM next Tuesday th October with possible overrun to NUM After much discussion it has now been decided that the work can be carried out safely 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be possible for you to announce this in you CHAR Chapel Services The details are The NAME presents NAME s NAME NAME Passion in NAME NAME s College Chapel by kind permission of the Master and Fellows of NAME NAME s College The performance will be held on Saturday th NAME NUM at NAME conduct NAME by NAME NAME There will be an explanatory address by the Reverend NAME NAME The ticket prices are pound NUM students pound NUM adults and pound NUM concessio CHAR Tickets are available by sending a cheque with name and college to Gemm a NAME at NAME College by NAME they will be collectible on the door One can also email EMAIL Thank you for your help Yours in NAME NAME NAME NAME exists to make NAME NAME known to students in NAME NAME will not make any reciprocal agreements NAME to advertise NAME events does not oblige NAME to advertise any church or chapel events NAME Cornish Room NAME NAME NAME NAME College NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM 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question Why Why does one kill NUM own parents Why is a child more powerful than a monster Why does love hurt more than violence An unbelievable journey a mythic character a hero like NAME or NAME monsters with powerful strength finally shot by a stone or by a woman NAME Performed in NAME NAME NAME s translation Set posters and website by State of Design Publicity NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME St NAME s NAME NAME NAME Once again the NAME NAME s NAME NAME committee have kindly donated a nondining double NAME NAME ticket for this year s prestigious event Since tickets for the event sold out within a week this is one of your only opportunities to attend this year s orientalthemed extravaganza taking place on th June The Rag committee will auction the ticket to the highest bidder applications can now be made via email to ekg Your opening bid must be above pound NUM the actual price of the ticket Each week we will email all bidders to let them know what the highest bid is 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evidence the truth about NAME NAME NAME that the seed was sown in many people s hearts Pray that NAME will cause this to grow and that people will respond with repentance and faith NAME NUM NUM NAME then the parable of the sower NUM When anyone hears the word of the kingdom and does not understand it the evil one comes and snatches away what is sown in the heart this is what was sown on the path NUM As for what was sown on rocky ground this is the one who hears the word and immediately receives it with joy NUM yet such a person has no root but endures only for a while and when trouble or persecution arises on account of the word that person immediately falls away NUM As for what was sown among thorns this is the one who hears the word but the cares of the world and the lure of wealth choke the word and it yields nothing NUM But as for what was sown on good soil this is the one who hears the word and understands it who indeed bears fruit and yields in NUM case a hundredfold in another NUM and in another NUM Pray for those who are showing interest or who prayed the prayer last night that their response will be genuine faith and that persecutions or worldly cares will not cause them to fall away but that they will persevere through them and prove their faith is genuine Pray for those who have shown no reaction hostility or have completely missed the point of what was said that NAME will prevent NAME from snatching the seed from their hearts and that NAME will open their blind eyes to the truth of the message and its relevance to them Pray for a guy who heard the talk last night and responded that he would try to live a better life Pray that he would realise that the Christian message is of salvation by grace through faith in NAME and not just a moral code NAME NAME that he answered our prayers and despite rail delays due to the weather NAME arrived in time for the talk NAME NAME for the catering team who at short notice moved the hot drinks from the end of the talk to the start NAME NAME that everything ran smoothly NAME NAME that in his soverignty he used a number of factors including road works and the bad weather to bring a NAME girl to the talk who would not otherwise have come Friday s NAME NAME Witness The evidence the truth about Death Pray for NAME giving her testimony that it will point people to NAME and his work in her life Pray that her friends will come and be challenged as they hear about NAME s saving grace Pray for NAME NAME that he will speak clearly and for his friends that they will come along Pray that people will feel free to stay and chat after the talk Romans NUM NUM For while we were still weak at the right time NAME died for the ungodly NUM Indeed rarely will anyone die for a righteous personthough perhaps for a good person someone might actually dare to die NUM But NAME proves his love for us in that while we still were sinners NAME died for us NAME NAME for the awesome truth of his love for us demonstrated by NAME s death for us on the cross Pray that NAME would explain clearly the message of the cross why it had to happen and what it means for us Pray that the weather would not prevent anyone from coming tonight Pray for those organising the talks for the NAME NAME caterers techies literature people NAME and NAME and everyone else who will be there early that those they have invited will come despite not being able to knock on their doors and bring them NAME College Guests College Guests are struggling to contact people due to the slowness of communicating email Pray that people will respond quickly and eagerly and that meetings can be arranged swiftly Pray for a guy meeting with NAME today who wants to know why he should believe the NAME College Events which have happened NAME NAME for what s gone well and pray for those who heard the gospel NAME NAME NAME speaking with puddings Pray for those who came particularly for a Catholic NAME a NAME s Witness and a guy who NAME met at the mission last year Pray that NAME can arrange meetings with them all Food For Thoughts Tonight NAME NAME NAME speaking to some rd years NAME NAME NAME speaking to some nd years Queens NAME NAME NAME Our closing hymn is number NUM number NUM WHO IS ON THE LORD S SIDE Who will serve the NAME Who will be His helpers Other lives to bring Who will leave the world s side Who will face the foe Who is on the NAME s side Who for Him will go By NAME call of mercy By NAME NAME NAME We are on the NAME s side NAME we are Thine NAME NAME hast bought us Not with gold or gem But with Thine own lifeblood For NAME diadem With NAME blessing filling Each who comes to NAME NAME hast made us willing NAME hast made us free By NAME grand redemption By NAME NAME NAME We are on the NAME s side NAME we are Thine Fierce may be the conflict NAME may be the foe But the NAME s own army None can overthrow NAME His standard ranging NAME is secure For His truth unchanging Makes the triumph sure Joyfully enlisting By NAME NAME NAME We are on the NAME s side NAME we are Thine Chosen to be soldiers In an alien land Chosen called and faithful For our Captain s band In the service royal Let us not grow cold Let us be right loyal NAME true and bold Master NAME wilt keep us By NAME NAME NAME Always on the NAME s side NAME always Thine NAME NAME NAME WITNESS NUM Prayer Email Monday th SMILEY Daily NAME NUM Prayer Monday Email th Hi everyone We praise NAME for your eagerness to pray for NAME s work during Witness I realise that this email is quite long there s a lot going on tonight Note to NAME Please email me to tell me how events went so we can pray accordingly Do email me if there is anything else you would like prayer for Monday s NAME NAME In a world where truth is irrelevant why pay attention to NAME NAME NAME that all the practical arragements came together in time particularly sound PA literature and seating NAME NAME for a clear faithful talk and for many coming to hear it Pray that those who heard it would be convinced of the relevance of NAME claims and the need to investigate it seriously Pray that they would come back to hear more The talk was interupted by a fire alarm part way thru and everyone evacuated to Free School Lane Please pray against further disruptions NAME is desparate to ensure that nonChristians do not hear the gospel so pray that he would not be allowed to cause disruption to any more talks But praise NAME most of the people stayed and NAME completed the talk in Free School Lane NAME NAME that he used this disruption for his purposes as many people passing heard the talk and several stopped to listen to the talk Tuesday s NAME NAME In a world where truth is relative can everyone be right Pray that the remaining practical arrangements would be completed smoothly Pray that people will find the venue and that NUM fails to hear the gospel because they cannot find the talk Catering The catering team are rotating so people can invite their friends Pray that this would be useful and pray that the lack of continuity in the team would not be a problem NAME is in charge of the catering team on Tuesday Pray that the food delivery would arrive on time and in the right place Literature Pray that the literature available would not run out or that more can be delivered in time if need be Pray that it would be used well that people would read the books NAME and tracts they take NAME College Guests Pray that they would be able to make contact with nonChristians who are interested NAME NAME for several people who have made their rooms available to the Guests so they have somewhere to crash during the day and have access to email College Events which have happened NAME NAME for what s gone well and pray for those who heard the gospel NAME NAME s NAME NAME speaking with Puddings The College Group could not book a room so instead they used a student s room It was packed full but gave a great atmosphere NAME NAME that despite fears that NUM would come a large number came and the College Group were greatly encouraged While they were setting up one of the friends of the person whose room it was turned up to see them and while they could nt stay for the event they had a NUM minute chat with the College NAME instead NAME NAME NAME speaking with Ice Cream NUM nonChristans came I was challenged to investigate further and agreed to come on Thursday Pray that he d come NAME s NAME NAME speaking with NAME NAME Quite a few people came including NUM nonChristians There was a good discussion and NUM guy said he d stop hiding from NAME claims and investigate properly NAME NAME NAME speaking with NAME NAME gave a great talk and there was a large group discussion for about NUM hours afterwards NonChristians asked their questions and the College Group and NAME were answering them Pray for those whose questions are answered by the talks this week that they will come and hear the answers Queens NAME NAME speaking with Jazz Cafe A few nonChristians came but not as many as expected Pray that the College Group will not be discouraged NAME Drama about the cross and forgiveness NAME and Testimony at the regular NAME College Group Cafe About NUM people were there for the drama and Talk Lots of good conversations afterwards with nonChristians College Events Tonight Tonight is the biggest night so sorry for the huge list Pray for the speakers for nonChristians to come and hear the gospel and for NAME to open the eyes of those who come NAME NAME Buss speaking at the NAME Cafe with Jazz NAME NAME NAME and others being grilled in the NAME grilled with questions not chips and a side salad NAME NAME NAME speaking with Puddings NAME NAME NAME speaking with Puddings Corpus NAME NAME giving a straight talk NAME NAME for the College Group which is unashamed to proclaim the gospel despite it s small size Pray that many people would come NAME NAME NAME speaking on Why do Christians keep inviting me to talks What s the big deal about NAME with Puddings and Beanbags NAME NAME NAME NAME speaking in the bar with food NAME NAME NAME NAME speaking on Life NAME and NAME NAME Do you believe with NAME NAME NAME that despite earlier problems they ve got a venue Pray that they d be able to create a nice atmosphere in the somewhat sterile room Lots of people have been invited personally pray that they d come NAME NAME NAME speaking on NAME Just a good man with Ice Cream parlour Pray for practicalities College Health and Safety regulations are making organisation of the Ice Cream complicated NAME NAME NAME speaking with a Murder Mystery Food For Thoughts Tonight Queens NAME NAME is having some friends round for a meal with NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME is having some friends round for a meal with NAME NAME NAME Our closing hymn is number NUM number NUM We proclaim him admonishing and teaching everyone with all NAME so that we may present everyone perfect in NAME To this end I labour struggling with all His energy which works so powerfully in me NAME v WE REST ON NAME OUR SHIELD AND OUR DEFENDER We go not forth alone against the foe NAME in NAME strength safe in NAME keeping tender We rest on NAME and in NAME name we go NAME in NAME strength safe in NAME keeping tender We rest on NAME and in NAME name we go Yes in NAME name CHAR Captain of salvation In NAME dear name all other names above NAME our Righteousness our sure Foundation Our Prince of glory and our King of love NAME our Righteousness our sure Foundation Our Prince of glory and our King of love We go in faith our own great weakness feeling And needing more each day NAME grace to know Yet from our hearts a song of triumph pealing We rest on NAME and in NAME name we go Yet from our hearts a song of triumph pealing We rest on NAME and in NAME name we go We rest on NAME our Shield and our Defender Thine is the battle Thine shall be the praise When passing through the gates of NAME splendour Victors we rest with NAME through endless days When passing through the gates of NAME splendour Victors we rest with NAME through endless days WITNESS NUM Prayer Email Saturday st SMILEY Daily NAME NUM Prayer Saturday Email st Hi everyone Note to NAME Please email me to tell me how events went so we can pray accordingly Do email me if there is anything else you would like prayer for Friday s NAME NAME Witness The evidence the truth about Death NAME NAME for a clear talk which many found helpful in understanding the meaning of the cross Pray for a guy from NAME who thinks his life is fine and does nt see that he needs NAME Pray for another NAME guy who does nt see that NAME has a right to demand our worship Pray for several people with questions about the reliability of the NAME Pray that people will be able to answer their questions and that books on this subject can be obtained quickly NAME NAME for a girl who comitted her life to NAME before coming to the talk Thank NAME for the encouragement this is to the College Group and others who have been praying for her Please pray for her boyfriend who is not a Christian but has been coming to talks and church with her for a while Pray for her and others who have professed faith that they will grow in NAME and become firmly rooted in him Saturday s NAME NAME Witness The evidence the truth about NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM Now if NAME is proclaimed as raised from the dead how can some of you say there is no resurrection of the dead NUM If there is no resurrection of the dead then NAME has not been raised NUM and if NAME has not been raised then our proclamation has been in vain and your faith has been in vain NUM We are even found to be misrepresenting NAME because we testified of NAME that he raised Christ whom he did not raise if it is true that the dead are not raised NUM For if the dead are not raised then NAME has not been raised NUM If NAME has not been raised your faith is futile and you are still in your sins NUM Then those also who have died NAME in NAME have perished NUM If for this life only we have hoped in NAME we are of all people most to be pitied NUM BUT IN FACT CHRIST HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD THE FIRST FRUITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED NAME NAME Pray that NAME will proclaim clearly NAME s resurection from the dead and that the NAME will be at work convicting people of this lifegiving truth and its implications for their lives Pray for NAME giving her testimony that NAME would enable her to speak clearly and boldly of his work in her life that her friends will come to the talk and that NAME will open their eyes to his wonderful gospel Pray for NAME NAME that he will read clearly and that his friends will come and hear NAME explain the NAME NAME College Guests Yesterday we prayed for a guy meeting with NAME who wanted to know why he should believe the NAME NAME met with him and NAME NAME he actually wanted to know how to become a Christian College Events which have happened Queens NAME NAME speaking Some nonChristians came and asked questions NAME NAME NAME speaking to some rd years NUM nonChristians came and had a good discussion Last night a girl at NAME took her own life Pray that Christians in NAME would be wise gentle and loving in the light of this tragedy Pray that NAME would work through this to bring people to himself Our closing hymn is number NUM number NUM THINE BE THE GLORY NAME conquering NAME NAME is the victory NAME o NAME death hast won Angels in bright raiment Rolled the stone away Kept the folded graveclothes Where NAME body lay Thine be the glory NAME conquering NAME NAME is the victory NAME o NAME death hast won NAME NAME meets us Risen from the tomb Lovingly He greets us NAME fear and gloom Let the church with gladness Hymns of triumph sing For her NAME now liveth Death hath lost its sting No more we doubt NAME NAME NAME of life NAME is naught without NAME Aid us in our strife Make us more than conquerors Through NAME deathless love Lead us in NAME triumph To NAME home above NAME NAME NAME Tr NAME NAME NAME WITNESS NUM Prayer Email Thursday th SMILEY Daily NAME NUM Prayer Thursday Email th Hi everyone Note to NAME Please email me to tell me how events went so we can pray accordingly Do email me if there is anything else you would like prayer for um Pray for people A good conversation with a st year girl who comes from a Christian background but has doubts Lots of people from NAME NAME have been coming to the lunchtime talks Pray that they d come to the evening talks too and that they d put investigating NAME above going out with friends NAME NAME for a girl from NAME who has asked to read the NAME with a Christian friend Thursday s NAME NAME Witness The evidence the truth about NAME Note Change of NAME NAME and NAME pm Pray for NAME NAME that she will speak clearly and that lots of her friends will come Pray for NAME giving his testimony that people will see how NAME has worked in his life and that lots of his friends will come Pray for the Jazz ensemble that they will be able to set up OK and that they will be able to create a nice atmosphere which encourages people to hang around and chat about what NAME has said Pray that we would be able to set up StAG for the mission smoothly moving chairs tables NAME PA stuff etc Pray for the catering team particularly NAME NAME in charge They have a different venue and different food to be set up in the evening talks Pray that this all works out OK Pray that NAME NAME would arrive on time and safely Pray that people would find StAG Pray that NUM would be putoff by the talks being in a church building Pray that NAME would speak clearly and faithfully and that NAME would open people s eyes to the truth Pray for NAME holding a meal before the talk that many would come including people who hav nt been before and that International students would be able to follow NAME s talk clearly Pray for others holding meals before the evening talks that their friends would come and hear the gospel Pray for good conversations after the talk NAME College Guests NAME NAME for a girl from NAME and a girl from NAME who are meeting with College Guests Pray that these will be useful times and that the Guests will be able to point them to NAME College Events which have happened NAME NAME for what s gone well and pray for those who heard the gospel NAME NAME NAME and others being grilled NAME NAME that NUM nonChristians came along and that the College Group really got behind the event as well Praise that the gospel got explained clearly There were lots of questions asked after it got going and people seemed generally interested Pray particularly for a guy who had lots of questions that he will carry on thinking about Christianity Pray for the conversations afterwards and that the College Group will be bold in following up friends who came along Pray also that people will think about and go along to NAME Cafe and the talks this week NAME s NAME NAME speaking NAME NAME that a nonChristian who had previously shown no interest whatsoever came and heard the gospel and for the encouragement this has been to the College Group Food For Thought NAME Several people came including a Buddhist and a girl who came to another food for thought earlier this week who both want to come to Christianity Explored NAME NAME also for a couple of people who had stopped showing interest who have started investigating again Food For Thought NAME Had a tough time with quite a few people not being able to make it or dropping out NAME NAME that NUM nonChristian friends came in the end NAME did a good talk from NUM NAME NUM NUM and explained the gospel and why it is relevant today We had some time to discuss what came out of the talk after and NAME was able to encourage them to find out more our prayer is that NAME will allow that to happen Food For Thought NAME NAME NAME that a Uni sports team came to a food for thought Pray that NAME would show them that the gospel is for everyone including them Food For Thought NAME NAME NAME that a group of th years came to hear the gospel that they listened and had a good discussion afterwards College Events Tonight NAME NAME NAME speaking with puddings NAME We are having small group events throughout the week mostly before the talks to then get people along to the talks along the same lines as the mulled wine and mince pies idea Pray for us as we meet each others friends and live righteous lives before them NAME Cafe Pray for NAME NAME as he finishes the preparation for the course Pray that he would have the time to spend on it and that he would have wisdom and discernment as he prepares it Pray that more people would be found to lead the discussion groups Pray that people will take this opportunity to have their questions answered and to investigate Christianity further Pray that people who have said they are interested will come Pray that NAME will use the cafe to bring people to NAME Our closing hymn is number NUM number NUM I HEARD THE VOICE OF JESUS NAME Come unto Me and rest Lay down thou weary one lay down NAME head upon My breast I came to NAME as I was Weary and worn and sad I found in Him a resting place And He has made me glad I heard the voice of NAME say Behold I freely give The living water thirsty one Stoop down and drink and live I came to NAME and I drank Of that lifegiving stream My thirst was quenched my soul revived And now I live in Him I heard the voice of NAME say I am this dark world s light Look unto Me thy morn shall rise And all thy day be bright I looked to NAME and I found In Him my NAME my Sun And in that light of life I ll walk Till travelling days are done NAME NAME WITNESS NUM Prayer Email Tuesday th SMILEY Daily NAME NUM Prayer Tuesday Email th Hi everyone Note to NAME Please email me to tell me how events went so we can pray accordingly Do email me if there is anything else you would like prayer for Tuesday s NAME NAME In a world where truth is relative can everyone be right NAME NAME for a clear talk which challenged the validity of relativism and showed that NAME claims to be the only way to NAME are reasonable and must be taken seriously Pray that those who came will be thinking this over and realise the importance of investigating NAME s claims Pray that NAME will open their eyes to the truth of his amazing Gospel A couple of people said that they want to know NAME Pray that they would come to Wednesday s talk and discover that we can know NAME ourselves Pray for a couple of NAME girls who are investigating Christianity Pray that they d read the NAME they were given Pray for a guy from NAME who is interested that he d take the opportunity to investigate further this week think through what he s heard that he d read the NAME and that NAME would speak to him through it and that he would come to know NAME himself Wednesday s NAME NAME In a world where truth is hiding where can I find NAME Pray that people would see that the truth about NAME can be known NAME NAME that he has made it known Some people claim that the NAME can be interpreted any way that they want to Pray that NAME would show people that NAME NAME is not presenting his interpretation of the NAME but is staying faithful to NAME s message Pray too that he does stay true to NAME s message Pray that the question time would be a useful time and that NAME would be able to think quickly and give clear faithful answers The mystery that has been kept hidden for ages and generations but is now disclosed to the saints To them NAME has chosen to make known among the Gentiles the glorious riches of this mystery which is NAME in you the hope of Glory NAME v NAME College Guests Pray that they manage to contact people who want to know more that they get the time they need to prepare for talks that they get enough sleep and that their own relationship with NAME remains close Pray for good conversations with those they meet that they can explain the gospel and answer questions clearly and faithfully College Events which have happened NAME NAME for what s gone well and pray for those who heard the gospel NAME NAME Buss speaking at the NAME Cafe with Jazz NAME caf went well last night NAME gave a clear gospel presentation There were several nonChristians who heard the talk and a few good conversations afterwards CHAR couple of people were very interested in going to the evening talks as a result All the practical arragements went smoothly Lots of Christians who do nt come to college group turned up and a few brought their friends which was really encouraging and we started to build good relationships with them NAME NAME NAME and others being grilled in the NAME about NUM people came along and asked lots of questions Pray that the answers will cause them to think NAME NAME NAME speaking with Puddings NAME NAME for the boldness of the NAME in inviting friends and for His faithfulness in bringing so many Christians along to the pudding party Thank NAME that the Gospel was proclaimed clearly and faithfully by NAME NAME and pray that He would be 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cassettes A range piano concertos no vocal MIght you be interested in any when you come back NAME concertos and sonatas by NAME are there Dad this that Dear NAME Dad was pleased to see you on Tuesday and to hear that things seem to be going so well We hope you enjoyed your field trip NAME sounds more exciting if more expensive I told people about your Sunday and of course as happens in NAME circles people knew lots of things about the churches involved good and bad NAME said that NAME NAME who used to come to st NAME s is at NAME NAME Hearing NAME NAME sounds a wonderful experience too if he is as good as his books NAME said the dean of NAME used to be NAME NAME sea of faith movement sort of Christianity without the god bit so I reckon the present one must be an improvement whoever We had heard from NAME that he knew him I have sent on this week s New Scientist I opened one of your letters by mistake and found it was a newletter from NAME county council employees trade union so I do nt expect you want it I have also not forwarded a request for you to give blood at the end of October Do you want Management Consultancy magazine sending on Have you found a doctor yet Dad and I are not going away as we had intended but are having a couple of days out On the Tuesday of half term rd we are all going to see NAME and Grandpa for the day Love Mum Re NAME NAME Maths NUM Books NAME Thanks for the tip I will indeed have a look at the book NAME NAME Re supervisions Sorry I did nt manage to make this Do nt worry about it The idea is to attempt the questions rather than hand in perfect answers otherwise the supervision would be a bit pointless If you ve had a look at them then we can run through them in detail on Wednesday and talk about the course material in general I know that the start of term is a hectic and knackering time I was there myself NUM years ago nobody will expect you to slave over your work for hours on end when you re tired it s counterproductive If you get time to have another look then that s cool but do nt worry if you do nt See you Wednesday NAME supervisions I have nt seen the sheet yet so just attempt as many as you can can be bothered with from the start of the sheet I wo nt worry about the holiday sheet thing Hand stuff in by NUM on Monday if you want it marked Fwd NAME NAME NAME Supervisions Roger can you help here NAME NAME We should have had a supervision with NAME NAME we think this is the spelling of his surname but are unsure from the handwriting for natural sciences mathematics at NUM today but he did not turn up As we do not have his email address and cannot find it by using the search facility we are unable to contact him Could you help us in this matter please Many thanks NAME Re NAME NAME NAME Supervisions NAME You need to contact the Natural Science Director of Studies with questions relating to Natural Science supervisions I will forward your message to him NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL University of NAME NAME Laboratory NUM NUM NUM supervisions Hi I gather some of you were expecting a supervision today perhaps I did nt explain clearly enough but the first one is next week a week today This is to give you time to look at the sheet Please hand work in on Monday th by NUM Sorry for the confusion see you next week NAME Re quarter tomorrow Remember that you re all ringing in a quarter tomorrow ish at NAME NAME the NAME top button on the panel by the door facing NAME if you ve never been Same place if you have been actually Method is Plain NAME NAME Regards NAME The Mysterious Freshers I think with a little help from NAME that I have now solved the great mystery as to why none of the Freshers made it to the squash The simple answer is incompetence Not the incompetence of NAME NAME to drink without passing out or the incompetence of NAME to cut his hair but the incompetence of NAME s leading student newspaper to print the correct date I ask you when the CHAR was Friday th October Are they talking NUM the Freshers will have graduated by then NAME we should not rest until this Racheal NAME has been sacked whether or not she was you re friend NAME NAME The artical can be seen at WEBSITE Re Pub Crawl NAME The other thing was that I have now seen the website which you told me to look at and am very disappointed How can you offer merchandise without the facility for online purchasing And no comical pictures of NAME etc Online purchasing is too expensive to setup and we do nt want to promote any association with NAME NAME Seriously now I am rather impressed who put it together It is far better than most other society pages I ve seen I am the webmaster and it is mainly my handywork although there are contributions from others I like to think that it s reasonably decent and I do try new things now and then I get a lot of help with javascript and such like from my brother Good spot about the date in varsity see next email Regards NAME NAME NAME University Guild of Change Ringers Re Pub Crawl NAME Hi NAME Do nt worry about missing the pub crawl Sorry I did nt let you know earlier but I sent an email as soon as I got back I think there is another college bar crawl being organised next Saturday or something We should know by Friday NAME we do seem to have a lack of Freshers this year lots signed up but not many seem to be coming to ringing I blame the disorganisation of this years commitee See you Friday NAME Yeah sorry I did nt make this I had to decide by half NUM what I was doing that evening since I did nt have this info I decided instead to go to the NAME NAME meeting Not your fault the timing of the email that is but just the way things worked out I did however find another fresher who is interested in taking up ringing See you on Friday cheers NAME Pub Crawl NAME NAME Sorry for the short notice If you want to come on the pub crawl then meet me at NAME NAME NAME s Lodge at NUM opposite NAME Failing that we ll be in The Grapes til NUM then one of the pubs along NAME Street ending up in the Jolly NAME followed by a curry Hope you get this in time If you have trouble finding us my mobile number is NUM NUM NAME Re WEBSITE Can I have the password for the Guild directory please Thanks NAME NAME NAME NUM Yes The password is cmbrd quite original I think If you re looking for hermes addresses you can do a search in NAME which is probably more up to date NAME Re NAME for the Working Programmer Of course not whatever would make you think that Yeah I have it NAME I m off rowing now and I ll be back sometime after NUM If you want it I can also bring it to the lecture tomorrow I was just doing NAME NUM Fill in the NAME SMILEY except I did the first bit all by myself in a less intuitive way but on the other hand would you have thought of overloading the function eh NAME On NUM October NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote Have one of you got this book out from the library According to the computer the only copy is on loan NAME NAME Re Mail NAME Thanks looks like your doing what Im doing at the moment ie sifting through emails and attempting to sort things out Im nearly there nearly up to date with all my huge numbers of messages heh Im up to installing NAME tonight which should be fun so hopefully all should be swimming when I see you on monday and I dont just have a non functioning shell of a computer SMILEY hehe Thanks for the emails hopefully this one gets back to you Have Fun NAME NAME EMAIL Saturday October NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME you wrote NUM Original message text I ve no idea why you could nt reply to my last email I ve had replies from that account from others and I ve just looked at the mail source and there seem to be no problems However I may have changed an option here or there perhaps I ll never know Anyway here s my address which I give out to friends ie it never gets circulated on the NAME so feel free to use this one NAME NUM NAME of original message text Pistake NAME NAME NAME This is slightly amusing but probably not worth the effort of downloading ghostscript viewer to look at it Links to the NAME files are below you need to install both WEBSITE WEBSITE NAME NUM I regret ordering through you cancelk immediately NAME NUM I am not interested in a laptop any more Please credit my bank account NAME NUM Once you ve cancelled that order pls notify me right away NAME NUM I tried to reach you by phone but it s too hard Just wanted to cancel my new calculator Appreciate that NAME NUM Awaiting confirmation for the cancellation of my order NUM Thanks NAME NUM I committed an error in purchasing the wrong item I d like to suspend that item What to do NAME NUM Could I cancel my order per mail The order number is NUM NAME NUM I would like to cancel my second order yesterday The order number which I would like to cancel is NUM NAME NUM I have to cancel my order this morning Could you please confirm my cancellation per email NAME NUM Please cancel order num NUM cust id is NUM We can no longer afford it NAME 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me NAME NUM If it s not too late for my cell phone order NUM to be cancelled please do so as soon as possible Thanks NAME NUM I d like to request that order NUM NAME cell phone NUM be cancelled Please send me confirmation that my request has been processed Thanks NAME NUM Please cancle my order for the handspring visor prism NAME NUM Is it too late to cancel an order I placed with you a week ago Here is the number NUM NAME NUM Can I cancel an order here or is there a number I can call My order number is NUM and my customer id is NUM NAME NUM I need to cancel the order I placed with you for a digital zoom camera My customer id is NUM and my order number is NUM NAME NUM Cancel the cell phone order NAME NUM What steps do I take to cancel an order NAME NUM What steps do I take to cancel an order I placed NAME NUM The order that I placed needs to be cancelled NAME NUM What s the usual procedure for cancelling orders I think I might have to cancel mine Order number NUM In fact if yhou can 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about that NAME NUM When I ordered my camera yesterday I did nt realize that it needs batteries to work So I have to cancel my order NAME NUM Kindly cancel order NUM NAME NUM I ve run out of patience with you guys I ve been waiting for my laptop for NUM weeks now and I m tired of it Go ahead and cancel my order NUM NAME NUM Have you received my order NAME NUM Have you shipped my order NAME NUM I ordered a present for my wife s birthday which is this week Could you please speed up delivery NAME NUM laptop ordered March st no word yet NAME NUM Is shipping free NAME NUM Have you finished processing my order NAME NUM You did not issue a confirmation of my order NAME NUM I placed an order NUM weeks ago No confirmation and no arrival NAME NUM Bought a new camera over NUM weeks ago Have nt received anything at all Was billed by you guys however What is going on NAME NUM I am genuinely disappointed by your service I ordered my product a while ago and even asked and paid for the next day FedEx 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order last month Is there any problem in my order NAME NUM How long should I have to wait for my order I need to know the shipping status at least as soon as possible NAME NUM I would like to know the shipping status for NUM NAME NUM Please let me know the shipping status for my order by mail NAME NUM Give me the shipping date for order NUM NAME NUM When will my order arrive NAME NUM What time of day will the delivery of our order occur NAME NUM I ve lost my order number NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Thanks NAME NUM What is shipping date Order NUM NAME NUM order NUM no delivery help NAME NUM I m curious as to whether my order has been shipped NUM NAME NUM NAME I get a trackionn number for my palm pilot NAME NUM Order NUM Will it arrive this week NAME NUM NAME has no record of a shipment from you to me The order number is NUM please straighten this out now NAME NUM NAME the NAME phone I ordered last week arrive before Friday I m going out of town NAME NUM It seems I ca nt check the status of 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expect the laptop that I ordered yesterday to arrive Will it get here by Friday or do I have to wait until next week NAME NUM I just sent an order off to you for several laptops and I want to make sure that you understand that the order is for NUM of them not NUM It would nt hurt if you could confirm this with me NAME NUM Did I indicate how many laptops I expect you to send me next week I m not sure I did but just to clear things up if needed I want NUM machinesboth NAME NAME Can you confirm this for me and send me the shipping info Thanks NAME NUM I m worried that the laptop I ordered was nt in stock when I placed the order Can you assure me that the order has been properly processed NAME NUM Did you remember to gift wrap all the items in my order individually Please confirm since I m really worried about this NAME NUM After I sent in my order for a laptop mouse I realized that I had forgotten to include the laptop I think a NAME NAME would be best Can you throw this in with no 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NUM CHAR believe my order was lost can you please follow up with the shipping agent I am expecting a NAME NAME confirmation number NUM NAME NUM please advise me as to the status of my order NAME NUM I am writing to inquire about the status of my order NAME NUM I have ordered a NAME NAME a week ago on oct what s the status of this order NAME NUM please provide me with FedEx tracking data for order NUM NAME NUM tell me what has happened to order NUM please NAME NUM Can you help me track down my order NUM NAME NUM When did you ship my order I still have nt received it NAME NUM Tell me where my order is NAME NUM Where s my order NAME NUM Order status for number NUM please NAME NUM Can you send me shipping and tracking information for order number NUM please I need to know when I m gonna get it NAME NUM Is there a wide screen TV in yoiur storte taht I can order NAME NUM I ca nt find digital camcorders on your site NAME NUM WEBSITE I buy a digital camera from you for less than a hundred dollars NAME NUM I m in the market for a really cool camcorder What types do you have NAME NUM Hi who should I talk to about the availability of laptops at your company NAME NUM I would like to order NAME cell phone Please send me a confirmation of my order NAME NUM I am interested in some of the products that I have seen on your Web site Do you ship your products to NAME if so how do you ship the products NAME NUM I want to purchase a NAME Do you carry them NAME NUM Do you offer NAME NAME NAME NUM I want to send my girlfriend a casio C camera for xmas I m not sure if you stock these NAME NUM the help NAME NUM Just wondering if you carry the NAME thinkpad NAME NUM I require NAME NAME in blue Can you sell me this NAME NUM When will you be stocking the new NAME NAME It came out last week NAME NUM Can I order NAME NAME over phone or is it available only on the internet NAME NUM looking for NAME NAME you had in the past NAME NUM I m looking for a NAME NUM cell phone NAME NUM Do you still 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you Do you have any available NAME NUM I m thinking of buying a new laptop Do you have any on deep discount NAME NUM I lost my laptop Can you replace it NAME NUM You advertize computers on your website Does this include laptops What do you have available just now NAME NUM I need a laptop with the longest possible battery life What s the best one you have available now NAME NUM Can you replace the laptop that I bought from you NUM years ago It s a NAME NAME if that will help NAME NUM All the laptops I ve had in the last few years have burned out or display only the blue screen of death Are any of the recent models more reliable Do you have any on hand at the moment NAME NUM Which laptops have the biggest screens NAME NUM Can I order any existing laptop through your site NAME NUM I ve heard that NAME is coming out with a new NAME model When do you expect to get it NAME NUM I m curious about the range of laptops you have available Can you tell me about the cheapest and the most expensive NUM Please include information about battery life NAME NUM Someday soon I want to buy a new laptop but I m a little indecisive Can you tell me about the battery life screen size preloaded software and processor speed of the laptops you carry I m hoping to get the NUM with the best price quality ratio NAME NUM I m in the market for a radar detector What do you recommend NAME NUM I d like to upgrade my NAME from a palm pilot to a handspring Which models would you recommend NAME NUM How can I get information on NUM calendars NAME NUM Were do I find product information NAME NUM What do I do to find out about electronic objects NAME NUM I need a cordless phone NAME NUM What s the price range for your NAME laptops NAME NUM do you have any nokia cell phones available NAME NUM I ve been needing to get a new cell phone what kinds of nokias do you have NAME NUM I m shopping for a minidisc player do you have any of those NAME NUM Have you started selling the new NAME camcorders NAME NUM I m looking for an inexpensive laptop Do you seel anything for less than NUM NAME NUM Hey do you have a reasonably priced desktop computer that has a cdburner on it NAME NUM Do you sell laptops preloaded with NAME NAME NUM Which laptop is the best buy How many of those do you have in stock NAME NUM What kinds of phones do you guys sell NAME NUM What do you stock in the way of notebook computers for around NUM NAME NUM What kind of modems are available for laptops NAME NUM Does the NAME NUM comes with scheduling capabilities What is available NAME NUM what battery chargers do you stock for laptops NAME NUM I m in the market for a lightweight minicamcorder What is available for that weights around NUM pounds NAME NUM Does the Pioneer NUM come with headphone jacks with adjustable volume NAME NUM CHAR need a new cell phone any new models with triband capabilities NAME NUM any chance you might have an S in stock blue is my favourite colour NAME NUM do you sell the brandnew NAME NAME I would 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is broken and we expect an immediate replacement ProductReturn NUM My palm pilot just NAME nt run properly What can I do about this ProductReturn NUM NAME month I bought a camcorder from you It worked fine for NUM weeks then went dead Would it be possible for you to exchange this items for me at your local store even though I bought it on the internet ProductReturn NUM The NAME NUM is a piece of junk I want to return it for a full refund ProductReturn NUM Your website does nt list your return policy ProductReturn NUM I am disatisfied with my NAME NAME digital camera ordered NUM NUM NUM customer id NUM What do I need to do to return it ProductReturn NUM I d like to request an NAME for order NUM The phone does not work as advertised and I d like to return it ProductReturn NUM My laptop arrived yesterday but did not have the software installed on it as advertised If possible I d like to return it for a full refund This whole experience has made me sour on your companay ProductReturn NUM I need to return the laptop you sent me ProductReturn NUM I just got a cell phone from you I want to return it ProductReturn NUM I have to send this cell phone back to you ProductReturn NUM About this cell phone I m giving it back to you ProductReturn NUM After trying out the cell phone I ve decided to return it Tell me how ProductReturn NUM Can I send back some of the things that arrived with my order this morning ProductReturn NUM Your website does nt give an address for product returns Is there one ProductReturn NUM Where can I get information about returning items from my order that I do nt want ProductReturn NUM The merchandise I recently received from you is not really what I had in mind Am I stuck with it ProductReturn NUM I hate to return merchandise that I ordered But I have nt gotten used to the palm pilot you sent me Will you accept the return even though I held it without wearing a glove ProductReturn NUM If I decide I have to return the laptop I just received from you who will pick up the shipping charges ProductReturn NUM I bought a cell phone from you but it does nt get reception in my neighborhood for crap How do I return it ProductReturn NUM Do you accept returns on sale laptops ProductReturn NUM What is your return policy I have a NAME that turned out not to meet my needs Re rape alarms hi there NAME well done on getting elected were you uncontsted like me SMILEY rape alarms we sell them for NUM quid from NAME but it is possible for me to send you a load and then for me to invoice you NewHall for the ammount and then you can sell them at NAME to your students let CHAR eknow how many you want and you can either come and pick them up or I can post them to you You could send an email roundn the NAME and get a listr of poeple who are interested and then order that many frojm me or youy coudl get me to send you an arbitary ammount and then get more if you need to on another note we have a Welfare Officer email list that I will add you to Also I have sent some stuff out recently to welfare officers so keep NAME on the old welfare officer so that she passes stuff onto you I know the undergrad welfare officer at newhall NAME she is really nice anyway back to work NAME ps new years we are nt really sure of what we are doing just that we want to do it in NAME we were thinking of maybe joining to the NAME as it is only round the corner and then everyone could stay over at ours Or maybe going to a nice pub somewhere for drinks and merriment or the cheaper still option would be just getting in some crates and haveing a party at NAME NAME NAME and NAME will probably be around and NAME and NAME will also be a round from Christs so if you coudl make it then it woudl be really great SMILEY On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME I m officially the graduate welfare officer for NAME NAME now so onto my first and only so far item of business you know the rape alarms that NAME provide I know there s some arrangement between the NAME welfare officer here and NAME so that she can distribute them in college rather than individuals having to go to the NAME offices Well anyway I do nt know exactly how it works the welfare officer has nt replied to an email that was sent to her but I d like to sort out something similar for our NAME One of our members has asked the committee about it after that article about a pervert targetting NAME Hall Would I need to find out how many people want an alarm and give you exact numbers Or would it be possible just to pick up a load of them Cheers NAME Welfare Officer Meetings and general update hi there sorry these have been a while in co ming but at the end of the email are the minutes from the last meeting I am aware that a lot of Executives are handing over aroudn now so if you could let me know of changes then I will do my best to keep up to date with them quick things NUM NAME AIDS DAY I will put in the post to you all very soon the posters for the conference and will also give you somethign to send out on your lists about the event NAME and I woudl really appreciate as much help as possible with the publicity and promotion of the event so do get in touch with us with ideas or ways you can help out NUM Reporter I have had the following request from a national newspaper reporter if you could send this onto your lists replies by Friday if possible then that woudl be appreciated As you may be aware the funding crisis in higher education is having far reaching effects NAME a letter to the Guardian newspaper from a anonymous NAME student said that they had resorted to prostitution to cover the costs of their education A reporter from a national paper NAME NAME is looking to speak to anyone in confidence if they have ever worked as a prostitute to cover the costs of their education or have sold their eggs to a company in the NAME to fund their education Please contact NAME on NUM NUM or NUM in confidence If you would like to get some support on this matter then you can contact NAME on NUM or the University Counselling Service NUM or NAME NAME the NAME Welfare Officer EMAIL NUM NUM minutes Welfare Officer NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Present lunchtime NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME AIDS NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s running for Welfare Officer next week NAME NAME Present evening NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM th week NAME informed people that most Colleges should now have received their coffee sachets for th week and that these should be pholed to all first year students NAME Colleges had had problems with Porters telling them off about the mass mailing or about the posters but people generally seemed to be getting rid of the sachets In other Colleges some people had had events on that had good turnouts and were welcomed by the students NUM Getting dark NAME informed people that NAME sell attack alarms for pound NUM from reception but other Colleges have their own schemes for givin CHAR them out free to their students This was topical because of the recent article in NAME and the rapist in the SE of NAME at the moment NAME also spoke about bicycle lights and that you can now get an onthespot fine if you do not have lights at night She will send email posters round about this and about bicycle marking sessions that take place We also spoke generally about getting people to wear helmets barriers identified were price and convenience NUM University Counselling Service there were some confusions in the student population about the restructuring of the NAME NAME explained that the sessional counsellors previously employed at the service were offered parttime and fulltime contracts The service now can offer more counselling hours than before An emphasis had been placed on shorttem counselling up to NUM sessions in the service but students who required longerterm work would still have the opportunity for that NAME explained that the NAME Executive were planning to issue a statement explaining the changes and she will chase them up on this NUM budgets taxi scheme some college welfare officers have budgets some do nt those with budgets tend to use them to buy attack alarms or condoms etc If you want to do something welfarey but do nt have the money then contact NAME as she may be able to help you out NAME Colleges have a taxireimbursement scheme used to help students who need to go to hospital or who are temporarily immobile broken leg arm etc NAME s has a scheme that covers the cost of a taxi after dark for lone pair of female students NAME is trying to rerun the Late Night Bus Scheme which used to taxi students around for free after dark on some club nights To drive the bus you must hold a fullclean British Driving Licence for NUM years NUM NAME AIDS NAME NAME and NAME gave an update about NAME conference and other activities Details of the conference will be with welfare officers soon to display and encourage students to attend NUM Mental Health NAME was interested in the support we can give students between being a welfare officer and counselling and that maybe we could set up a peer supporters scheme or just hold seminars for those interested in supporting their friends and fellow students NAME will look into the NAME scheme and contact NAME at NAME about seminars etc NUM First AID Interested in holding first aid sessions for students maybe aimed at sports cubs captains private companies are expensive and you can no longer train with the CU First Aid Society for free It was suggested that NAME NAME or CUBC might be able to help or your College Nurse might be able to provide some basic training Awards and Scholarships Just to bring to the attention of anyone interested This year s edition of the University Reporter Awards NAME is now out and available in NAME NAME Library or online at WEBSITE This details those financial awards and scholarships open to needy students in the University this year NAME NAME Secretary NAME NAME EMAIL If I have seen further than most men it is by standing on the shoulders of giants This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE WELFARE OFFICER MEETINGS AND NAME STATEMENT dear all Welfare Officer Network meetings THIS WEDNESDAY th November CHAR previsious terms the last meeting has been a bit more of a seminar with a guest speaker etc I thought I would keep this as a normal meeting becasue of the World AIDS NAME Conference on Saturday th that we will all be going to but I have invited NAME NAME from the University Counselling Service along so we can all have a chat about the peer supporters idea which came up at the last meeting so agenda NUM biscuits ie I will pass round some biccies NUM training next term a reminder that there will be disability training on Tuesday th January pm with NAME from the NAME also a chance to look at next terms calendar and decide which weekends evenings we woudl like welfare officer training and any specific topics we want to cover NUM NAME Supporters NAME can come along between NUM to chat with us so it will be a chance to brainstorm ideas about how a scheme woudl work here and what sort of scheme we want to set up NUM campaigns for next term so meetings are pm and pm note that mark can only come along to the lunchtime meeting hopefully I will see many of you at these meetings and then the conference on saturday cheers NAME below is the statement from the NAME about the restructuring of the service for you to read and circulate if you feel appropriate INDIVIDUAL COUNSELLING AT THE UNIVERSITY COUNSELLING SERVICE Background In the last few years waiting times to receive ongoing counselling at the NAME have gradually increased with the increasing numbers of students using the Service though they remained within reasonable bounds until early NUM By last NAME though waiting times became unduly long and the Service had to take serious and uncomfortable steps in response Senior Tutors were informed about this at the time Setting clearer priorities The Executive Committee was already working on these issues and recognised that in order to meet the growing demand while keeping costs within a level acceptable to the majority of Colleges the Service would need to work rather differently and not simply do more of the same As a result we have made the following changes to our individual counselling which we believe will improve our service to the great majority of students NUM We have changed our intake procedures in order to be able to respond more quickly and offer several sessions without a wait to those students who can be helped within a brief period This will significantly cut waiting times for many of those who come to the NAME NUM We already know that significant benefits can be achieved in relatively few counselling sessions for many problem areas so we are focusing our counselling more closely and as a result are working more briefly than in the past with many clients The great majority of the work the NAME undertakes is brief in any case with over NUM of students being seen NUM times or less NUM At the other extreme we are stopping offering unlimited individual counselling instead offering up to a maximum of NUM individual counselling sessions in any year except in exceptional circumstances This will still enable a few clients to be seen individually throughout NUM terms or fortnightly throughout the year where there are necessary therapeutic reasons to do this Last year just one of NAME clients were seen individually for more than NUM sessions Other initiatives to expand our group counselling including longterm groups and outreach work are also in progress and further details about these will be contained in the forthcoming Annual Report for the Service Implications for Colleges Eligibility of students to be seen in the NAME and referral systems remain unchanged The NUM system is also unchanged though we anticipate that overall requests for NUM funding will be more modest than in recent years We will be evaluating our new ways of working If there are any students to whom we cannot offer sufficient help within the proposed framework we will work with the student and his her tutor to put in place an appropriate package of support with the NAME as a part NAME NAME Head of Service On Thursday November NUM NUM NUM NUM pm NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME some of the welfare officers were interested to have copies of the statement about the change in service would it be possible fo rme to have the file as an email attatchment speaking to NAME after the session on thursday he said that he really thought it was very beneficial so thankyou yours NAME NAME NAME Head of Service University of NAME NAME Service NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM Email EMAIL Web WEBSITE Constitution As promised and slightly late If the attatchment does nt work please see WEBSITE NAME NAME EMAIL If I have seen further than most men it is by standing on the shoulders of giants WO minutes sorry about this delay in getting the minutes I did write them straight after the meeting I will be sending a letter to welfare officers tomorrow so please read it put the dates in your diary and fill in the reply slip and return it to me anyway here are the minutes Welfare Officer NAME th November NUM Present NAME CUSU pm NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Fitz pm NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NAME A lot of people are in the process of handing over of having their elections NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME said that because of this she was planning to hold Welfare Officer NAME NAME during next NAME term it was agreed that Saturdays would be the best day and that offering NUM days that people could choose from would be a good way of maximising turnout NAME also reminded people that some Disability Awareness Training had been arranged with NAME at the NAME for the very start of NAME term Tuesday January th pm she will be sending out a letter at the start of December to remind people of these dates Attack alarms and personal safety were things NAME NAME and NAME have been working on NAME said that welfare officers could buy attack alarms from NAME in bulk and then sell them onto their students She also said that because of the interest this term she was planning to run an awareness campaign about this next term This is something that the Women s NAME is currently doing to a certain extent with the NAME the Night and Street Lighting campaigns NAME has been putting together a report for NAME about their exam stress relief work she said she will pass it onto NAME when completed and taken to College Council so that other welfare officers can use it if they want to NAME and NAME have been doing some stuff for NAME AIDS NAME NUM As a result of what came up in the previous week s meetings NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME of the University Counselling Service to talk about peer supporters NAME introduced the NAME by saying that it does a certain type of work that can help some people but that there is a range of support systems in place for students and that often in the front line of students support is their peers NAME has been running a peer supporter scheme for a number of years The scheme start when a few colleges approached their Counselling service to ask for some extra training for some students so that they could support their peers and give some level of support that is between counselling and being a welfare officer This has since expanded and now nearly every college sends NUM students a year to be trained NUM hours a week for NUM weeks the Colleges identify the students themselves and pay for each students training After completing training the students are identified within the College eg notice in plodge as peer supporters they then get monthly supervisions where the group meets again with the NAME Service to ensure they are supported themselves Issues that Welfare Officers highlighted were not wanting to upset a College s current provision for NAME eg NAME have their own College NAME and just generally the ability of the College NAME Mcr for finding the money to cover costs of training and supervision It would be important to ensure continuity eg getting people involved early on in their time at NAME The formality of the system is something that might scare people off getting involved eg the time commitment as well as possibly scaring people off seeking peer supporters There is also the concern with balancing training fewer people to a higher level or training more people on a more general level eg NUM person within friendship groups The scheme could be started on a smaller scale as an extension of a College parenting scheme It might also be possible to reduce running costs by getting trainers in for free although this would work for a oneoff training session it is unsure whether trainers would regularly volunteer their time The support system for such peer supporters could be more general eg the welfare committee in colleges Training could take place on a weekend before the start of term rather than consistently throughout term It was decided that NAME would email the welfare officers and exec with some outline plans for a possible scheme and then a group of interested people could formulate more defined plans and work on them NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME gave out ribbons and collecting tins boxes to the welfare officers there which she had brought from Aware Welfare Officers can put these in the bar plodge etc to collect money and sell ribbons to increase awareness They can choose which charity they would like to donate the money to or they could donate to NAME NAME AIDS NAME and send the money to NAME at NAME to send onto a AIDS NAME probably National Aids Trust NAME reminded everyone about the conference and looks forward to seeing you all there Then lots of Chocolate Biscuits were consumed NAME University NAME AIDS NAME Conference Saturday th November am to NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College WEBSITE NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM Peer supporters scheme Dear welfare officers I have put together some of the ideas and comments we had in discussions about creating a peer supporter scheme in NAME These are below I think that the way forward with this is for myself and interested welfare officers others to work on a document outlining the scheme and reasons for its implementation So if you are interested in helping to get this scheme off the ground could you please reply to this email and I will put all our names on a list so we can work together on ideas over the vacation Cheers NAME NAME DO NT FORGET YOUR GREEN REPLY SLIPS NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL NAME Welfare NAME NAME NAME The NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer has been researching the possibility of setting up a scheme of peer support within the University to compliment that of the University Counselling Service and allow students to access som CHAR support that is in between that that professional counselling offers and college welfare roles offers This came about as a result of the topic bein CHAR brought up in discussions at Welfare Officer NAME Meetings CHAR Similar Scheme At NAME University there is a peer support training programme to teach students and staff in welfare positions pastoral roles how to be better listeners and how to refer on students who are experiencing serious problems The training consists of NUM threehour sessions Skills learned through the training include being a good listener helping others to feel more comfortable with social academic and personal relationships helping others to make decisions without giving advice and managing and communicating about sensitive issues Although those trained are set up as an approachable body the students are not trained to be counsellors In order to ensure the student supporters are not acting as or are not being asked to act as counsellors students attend compulsory supervision sessions on a fortnightly basis to discuss issues arising from their role CHAR CHAR college This followup supervision is an integral part of the programme and begins once students are trained and the panel is set up Issues If NAME were to have a scheme for peer supporters we would want to ensure BcontinuityB and BinvestmentB in the peer supporters this would NAME CHAR that people would have to be recruited onto the scheme in the first or second years Being trained for the scheme would probably involved a definite time commitment from volunteers during their NAME career It would also be important that the scheme were to compliment any counselling or other support mechanisms in the University eg NAME College Counsellors NAME etc rather than being seen as detracting from what these important services offer CHAR rigorously formal system could not be implemented from scratch the schem I will have to develop from small beginnings It is a worry that a large number of training hours and commitment for such a scheme might Bscare people offB from getting involved but similarly if there is no formal training to a good standard then there is very little to distinguish the peer supporters from others in the student body It is a possibility that instead of concentrating the training on a few individuals in each College but to train more students but to a lower level Such training could be an extension of the parenting scheme or Bhall monitorB schemes in colleges Financing the Scheme Costs for the scheme would include those for trainers to initially train students in peer support as well as possibly costs for ongoing supervision of the supporters The scheme at NAME University is funded by the College CHAR according to how many students they have participating in the scheme Their scheme is run by the University NAME Service who arrange and lead th CHAR training as well as the ongoing supervision CHAR Possible Scheme for NAME Rather than having ongoing training to focus training in NUM weekend NAME I would be a full weekend of training starting on the Friday evening and finishing on the Sunday which would be before the start of term There would be a briefer BfollowupB training session then halfway through the year Eg initial training at the start of NAME NAME then followedup a CHAR the start of NAME Ongoing support for those trained would be via structured collegebased welfare committees This would allow supporters to BcheckinB with others CHAR CHAR their college and provide a forum for support Any issues that seemed beyon CHAR the scope of the group would then be brought to the NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer or to the University NAME Service It is hoped that some of the trainers may be willing to train the volunteer CHAR without payment as training is part of a BoneoffB weekend rather than ongoing However this situation would be impossible to sustain if the scheme were to BtakeoffB and continue to develop every year In order to present a coherent BpackageB of speakers trainers some assistance in planning would be needed from the University NAME Service or possibly the coordinators of the NAME scheme Funding for the scheme would otherwise possibly come from the University NAME Service Executive or from the Societies Syndicate or from NAME University NAME NAME NAME Over the New Year Vacation NUM the NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer will draw up some drafts of how the scheme might work and working with som CHAR other interested Welfare Officers and members of the NAME Executive will come up with some solid proposals to take to the appropriate bodies eg University NAME Service for discussion If discussions and formulating of the scheme go well then it is hoped that recruitment for th CHAR scheme would take place in NAME NAME NUM NAME new year and welfare training update Hello everyone I hope you all had a great vacation it was nice to get out of the office but it is snowing now so I m glad to be inside again SMILEY Just a reminder that there is disability training on NAME TH JANUARY this coming Tuesday It will start at pm till NAME and will be in the NAME Room in rd Court at NAME s College I currently have the following down as attending NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME A Bajekal NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME s NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME s NAME NAME ALICE NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME If anyone else would like to attend this session where we will be examining disability issues and looking at the implications of the new Disability legislation for Colleges and the University then please contact me to book a place mainly so NAME and I know how many to expect and I can get extra tea coffee ordered for you There will be another general welfare officer training day on Saturday st NAME and th NAME times places tbc and I already have replies about availability from some people but if you have not let me know your availability please do You only have to attend one of the NUM sessions I will be conducting a Welfare Officer Survey this term the aim of this is to have an accurate audit of what welfare provisions their are in each College and how the welfare system there works Other Welfare Officers will then be able to see the information and use it to discover examples of best practice and improve the welfare service in their own College Topics covered will include Welfare posts on the NAME NAME welfare roles within the College the Tutorial system disciplinary and complaints procedures rents charges and facilities and use advertising of university welfare There will also be an opportunity on the survey for you to let others know of collegespecific schemes ie Free attack alarms taxi reimbursement swimming pools If anyone has anything else specific or general that they would like to see covered in the Survey then please do contact me by Friday th January NAME finally I will be producing an Information For Welfare Officers NUM to include a further contacts directory and hopefully some more information about common welfare matters ie NAME prescriptions hardship funds accommodation If there is anything specific that you would like me to cover then again please do get in touch Tuesday th January please I will be doing a start of term mailout with this info in again and some special treats of course so you also have that to look forward to See some of you on Tuesday NAME NAME first welfare officer meetings Wednesday nd NUM pm NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL Re welfare queries Dear NAME in NAME we are planning of doing selfdefense classes this term so if you are interested in finding out more please contact NAME our women s Officer at EMAIL I have also prepared a welfare guide for incoming intl students and put out a welfare news letter once a month or so so please see our web site for those WEBSITE Regards NAME NAME NAME Welfare and International Officer NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote hello everyone I m the welfare officer at queens and was wondering if anyone could help me with a few tings now we re all back in business NUM selfdefence classes do any of you guys run these in collegE CHAR heard that trinity do one for women if so who do you use are they any good how much are they etc NUM info sheet the kings rep sent out a good welfare information factsheet that they stuck aorund college in prominet places eg inside cubicles of loos etc and I was wondering if someone could forward me it so I can modify and circulate within college also would be good for the new welfare reps non thats all for now happy new year all and have a good term NAME xxx On NUM January NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Welfare Graduates Officer EMAIL wrote Hi there Just confirming that the disability training thisafternoon will be at NAME s College in the NAME Room It all starts at pm with tea and coffee so please be on time and we will finish at pm I have sent out the welfare officer mailing today so it should reach you today tomorrow if you do nt get yours then please get in touch so I know if my records are correct NUM thing I forgot to include there is always NUM that I can photocopy and send to you if you want is the auction of cycles AUCTION OF UNCLAIMED CYCLES by the Police Authority SATURDAY JANUARY th at am At The th NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM Also in case it is unclear the sheet in the mailing about the Survey is not the Welfare Survey itself but some preliminary information so you can send back comments and ideas about further questions to ask See you soon NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL Re welfare queries hello there I m the NAME s welfare officer and we do have info sheets My predecessor put them in the toilets etc and they are pretty effective I ll attach the document hopefully computer skills are not my forte hope it s useful happy new year and all that NAME Date For Your Diaries Just to let you all know that I ve managed to get a nurse from an eating disorders clinic in NAME to come and do a talk on Friday th NAME The talk will be open to all students of the uni and will be aimed more at the friends of people with eating disorders and those who have positions such as welfare officers or womens officers I have heard that this nurse is fantastic and it would be so nice if we could get a large audience together to create a good atmosphere so please if you can make it come along It ll be in the evening but I will send a more detailed email nearer to the time just wanted to get you all early so you ll have no excuse but to come Thanks NAME NAME College Welfare Officer Re welfare queries Re welfare queries Hi all There was a slight update on the one that NAME sent out I ve attached it to this email Yours sincerely NAME Welfare Officer at NAME s Thanks NAME NAME is one that NAME and NAME s Welfare have produced this year NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL Fwd Centralised Safety Notice Email Notification List LAUNCHED TODAY Dear NAME Council I have launched a centralised system for giving notices of attacks in and round the University Its aim is not to scaremonger but we all should be aware of events that happen in NAME so we can help students to take responsibility for their own safety You should keep me informed of incidents in and around your colleges so I can circulate this information to all women s officers via Email The Women s Officers will then liaise with the tutorial advisers and porters in your colleges in order to make sure they have uptodate information This way information can be exchanged via a central point and circulated back to the colleges through your undergrad and grad Email lists The victim s permission should be sought before you contact me with information of an attack As much information about the attack should be included as possible and it would be useful if you could title the email Safety Notice URGENT All emails to me NAME HOLLY on EMAIL I will be available to help any victim of an attack talk to the police should they wish I am also available for confidential information and support NAME is also becoming the newest Reporting Center for the Open Out Scheme This scheme hopes to encourage people to report incidents of NAME Crime NAME and NAME Contact EMAIL for more information The Women s Officer reserves the right to edit any information about attacks NAME NAME NAME Women s Officer NAME University NAME NAME NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM WEBSITE WEBSITE info for disabled students and general info documents attached do nt know if the general advice has anything new and still trying to get that gym at homerton NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME College Express yourself with cool emoticons Get NAME NAME today Re meetings timetable The timetable is at WEBSITE The place is usually circulated by the contact people on the lsit you saw at the meeting which I ll photocopy in the morning They are NAME NAME EMAIL for NAME and Safety and NAME NAME amwSMILEY for Library NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Sorry if you did nt need this reminder but just to make sure could you email me the link to the meetings timetable please I have lectures when your version says the health and safety meeting is so if there s any chance the time s been changed I need to check Also I do nt know where the meeting is is that on the timetable too Thanks See you NAME NAME NAME nd January NUM Hello everyone Please find attached the minutes of tonight s NAME committee meeting Dr NAME The NUM items marked attached will be put in your pigeonhole tomorrow morning NAME NAME NAME The List of College Meetings with NAME NAME should arrive in your pigeonholes tomorrow morning too See most of you at the Seminar tomorrow NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NUM Greetings Welcome to this week s NAME newsletter NUM NAME Seminars Tomorrow Hot on the heels of NAME s email here s a second reminder that tomorrow sees the first of our new Graduate Seminar series I will be speaking on Galaxies in the early Universe and NAME NAME will inform us all about Happily Ever After The Visual Culture of Marriage in Victorian England NAME refreshments will be provided and we look forward to seeing you all at pm in the Fellows Drawing Room NUM Social Secretary Nominations are still open for the role of Social Secretary and close on Friday A nomination must be made in writing and seconded by members of the NAME Contact the committee for details NUM NAME NAME NAME The next Graduate Liaison meeting is coming up on the th NAME This is our opportunity to discuss matters concerning graduate students with the college authorities If you have any issues you would like us to raise on behalf of the NAME please let us know NUM NAME s Burn s NAME NAME NAME college have invited us to their NAME NAME NAME and NAME on Thursday th January This will include traditional Scottish fare such as the uniquely Scottish NAME and energetic Scottish dancing The cost will be pound NUM If you re interested in going please get in touc CHAR with NAME EMAIL as soon as possible NUM Games Night There will be our biweekly games night this Sunday at pm in the NAME Nibbles provided and fun to be had by all NUM Away NAME We re considering organising group day trips for the NAME and would be interested in hearing any suggestions you might have for exciting destinations NUM Friday NAME Halls As some of you may have noticed this week there is an extra formal hall on Friday This happens occasionally through term so keep your eyes open for the menus when they become available For future reference booking for Friday Halls closes at am on Wednesday morning All NAME members are entitled to NUM free Formal NAME a week and can choose for this to be either Tuesday or Friday if a Friday NAME is occuring If you choose to attend both you will be charged for one of the Halls with the cost appearing on your termly College NAME If anyone missed booking for this hall and wishes to purchase a ticket at the NAME rate please contact NAME NAME EMAIL who has NUM available Well that s all for the moment Do get in touch with anything you d like the committee to know and remember the Seminar NAME NAME Secretary NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE MINUTES NUM Network meetings Minutes for Welfare Officer Network meetings NAME pm Weds NUM WELFARE NEWS Anything else get in touch NAME NAME Welfare Awareness DISABILITY TRAINING EVENT has been and gone I good and useful session If you would like the NAME publication that went with it please contact NAME for a copy NAME OFFICER NEWS Please keep your eyes peeled for the new disabled students email forum due to be launched shortly RENTS DATABASE Due to be uploaded next week on the NAME website WEBSITE WORLD AIDS DAY CONFERENCE Was successful and the University top cats loved it will be running again in NUM ALSO NAME RIBBON BALL st Feb at the NAME in aid of the NAME NAME Trust contact NAME NAME for more info tickets are going fast at just pound NUM NATIONAL NO SMOKING DAY is coming up Weds th March National campaign posters will be ordered and in colleges before then WELFARE OFFICER TRAINING NAME and Casework Please confirm your slot with NAME asap NAME st NUM or NAME th NUM at NAME PEER SUPPORTERS SCHEME Still in production any ideas or information requests etc then get in touch with NAME SEXUAL HEALTH CAMPAIGNS up and coming for Week NUM from NAME NAME AIDS Officer contact NAME for more info EATING DISORDERS AWARENESS CAMPAIGN week beginning NAME rd info from NAME and do nt forget the talk arranged by NAME NAME on NAME th looking good with a top NAME nurse from NAME speaking DO NT FORGET TO COME ALONG TO OFFICER TRAINING CASEWORK AND CAMPAIGNS ST TH fEBRUARY Present NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME but not NAME NAME as she was poorly SMILEY Minutes of NAME Committee Meeting NUM NUM NAME all Please find attatched this week s minutes See you all soon NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NUM Hello all and welcome to a warm and friendly newsletter for a cold week NUM NAME NAME Just a reminder about our continuing series of fortnightly film nights courtesy of NAME Sunday NUM NAME NAME NAME To kill a NAME NAME An NAME winning adaptaton of NAME NAME s sensitive novel starring NAME NAME Apparently one of the best movies dealing with racial tension and moral justice the US film industry has ever made Should be good NAME NAME committee member NUM NAME Hall Remember that all feee paying graduates are entitled to a weekly formal hall You can sign up for this at the NAME s lodge by Sunday night for a Tuesday hall It would be great to see as many of you as possible there as this is our best opportunity to meet other NAME members The tables have been rather empty lately so remember to book and come along otherwise we risky loosing seats to those pesky undergrads NUM NAME NAME Thanks to everyone who came along last Thursday for making this an enjoyable and friendly occasion Our next Seminar will be on the th NAME and will feature talks by NAME NAME and NAME NAME NUM Open Meeting This term s Open NAME will be on Sunday NUM NUM at pm If you have any topics to raise please let us know well in advance Come along and help us demonstrate democracy in the NAME Well I think that s all for now Have a good week and see you on Tuesday NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE Welfare Newsletter please read when you have a spare minute SMILEY NAME People NAME are working hard running various welfare awareness campaigns this te rm so keep an eye out for them A few details are given below Please remember that I m always available as your Welfare Officer for any NUM who has worries problems concerns whether they be personal or for a frie nd or neighbour Anything discussed with me as a welfare officer is strictly confidential Also I m here for responding to any queries requests of a general welfar CHAR nature My contact details are at the end of this email or feel free to leave a note in my pigeonhole EATING DISORDERS AWARENESS WEEK week beginning NAME rd Supporting Those Suffering From NAME NAME As part of The National NAME NAME NAME Week running from Sat st Sat th Feb NAME NAME well known as a nurse specialising in the treatment of eating disorders will be coming to NAME to give a talk entitled Supporting Those Suffering From NAME NAME This is a rare opportunity to learn more about a situation that the vast majority CHAR CHAR us will all have to face at some point in our lives and to have any questions you might have answered The talk is open to all members of th CHAR university Leaflets are available from NAME for anyone who d like to find out more a bout eating disorders or get in touch with me if you d like some in college NATIONAL NO SMOKING DAY Wednesday th March SEXUAL HEALTH CAMPAIGNS up and coming for Week NUM from NAME NAME AIDS Officer NAME NAME For more information contact EMAIL uk NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM Room NUM NUM NAME s Way This message was sent to 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Respec Festival incl FusionCOCO Hi In your capacity as Welfare officer I am contacting you to ask for you help I am NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer Having formed CUSAR which is basically NAME NAME NAME committee I am now embarking on our big project of this term Respec Festival The aim of this festival is to promote antiracism and cultural diversity amongst the student body via ents So a series of special events is being organised including a massive club night at NAME Fusion NAME rd Feb NAME night at NAME cellars Mon th the launch of the little black book NAME th Now here s my request I really need your help to promote and sell tickets for the Fusion night at Coco and the NAME night at NAME it would be great if each of you could be a college rep for Respec Obviously CUSAR would like Respec to be as successful as possible and to achieve this success we need as many people as possible to come to the events that s the only way we can truly spread the message of cultural diversity and antiracism in NAME So basically we need to sell as many tickets as possible for all the events especially Fusion Please can you get back to me asap confirming whether you will be the Respec NAME for your respective college please please please In addition I am still looking for a few members for CUSAR committee so if you are interested or know anyone who is point them my way Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME College NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL or EMAIL Hi In your capacity as Welfare officer I am contacting you to ask for you help I am NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer Having formed CUSAR which is basically NAME NAME NAME committee I am now embarking on our big project of this term Respec Festival The aim of this festival is to promote antiracism and cultural diversity amongst the student body via ents So a series of special events is being organised including a massive club night at NAME Fusion NAME rd Feb NAME night at NAME cellars Mon th the launch of the little black book NAME th Now here s my request I really need your help to promote and sell tickets for the Fusion night at Coco and the NAME night at NAME it would be great if each of you could be a college rep for Respec Obviously CUSAR would like Respec to be as successful as possible and to achieve this success we need as many people as possible to come to the events that s the only way we can truly spread the message of cultural diversity and antiracism in NAME So basically we need to sell as many tickets as possible for all the events especially Fusion Please can you get back to me asap confirming whether you will be the Respec NAME for your respective college please please please In addition I am still looking for a few members for CUSAR committee so if you are interested or know anyone who is point them my way Thanks NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME College NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL or EMAIL NAME NAME NAME NAME Dear NAME A colleague forwarded information about the talk Supporting those who suffer from eating disorders that will be given by NAME NAME on Friday NUM Feb I am currently a Health Services Research Fellow in my second year of a PhD in the faculty of Clinical Medicine My research is on the psychology of eating disorders and I am looking to recruit a number of people who duffer with eating disorders to take part in my studies The NAME NAME Association are willing to support my research and will contact their members to ask for volunteers to participate in my studies I was hoping to also see local people who suffer with eating disorders and wondered if it would be appropriate to bring some flyers that ask for volunteers along to the meeting on Friday Or if this is not possible I would welcome any suggestions that you may have With regards NAME NAME NAME NAME University of NAME Department of Developmental Psychiatry NUM NAME Road NAME NAME AH NUM NUM Re Help NAME CUSAR presents Respec Festival incl FusionCOCO Yes that would be fine I know everyone s very busy So if you could put up the posters when they arrive and just make sure people in your college know they can get tickets from you Thanks NAME PS which college are you at and are your NAME representative NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME College NAME NAME NAME Email EMAIL or EMAIL NAME NAME Now here s my request I really need your help to promote and sell tickets for the Fusion night at Coco and the NAME night at NAME it would be great if each of you could be a college rep for Respec Please can you get back to me asap confirming whether you will be the Respec NAME for your respective college please please please Can you tell me exactly what being a college rep would involve I m perfectly willing to put up posters etc around college and make myself available to buy tickets from Is this all you meant by being a rep Other than that I m afraid I have very little spare time this term Thanks NAME Website Committee Mugshots Good morning to NUM and all Just to let you know the Committee 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NUM NUM Here are this week s minutes See you all soon NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NUM Hello everyone A lot of important news this week so read on and it may be to your advantage NUM NAME Social Secretary Our new Social Secretary has been elected unopposed and is NAME NAME NAME and NAME will be serving all your Social Secretary needs for the rest of the year NUM NAME NAME Many of you will be pleased to learn that both doors into the NAME the one from the Old Block and the one from the New Block now work on the same NAME key you were given at the start of the year This will make life easier for anyone using the NAME after pm when the ground floor door on the Old Block is locked NUM ORG BoGS now has a new central phone number NUM NUM and is also improving their website at the moment NUM Games Night There will be no officially organised games night this week due to the Film Festival However the games are stored in the NAME and as you know you are always welcome to use them NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME s Historical Film Festival is being held this weekend Friday and Saturday The films being shown are The Seventh Seal NAME the Terrible parts CHAR and NUM and NAME NAME All these films are classics and should be excellent NUM NAME NAME A reminder that the next graduate seminar will be on NAME th not th as I told you last week Our speakers will be NAME NAME and NAME NAME more details next week but keep the space clear in your diaries NUM NAME NAME Halls There are NUM of these coming up The Corpus NAME NAME s NAME Massachre will be a large gangster themed event The meal is a quite astounding pound NUM at pm and the following Bop pound NUM at pm You dont have to go to one to attend the other so if you re interested in a bit of fun on th NAME please contact NAME nas or NAME kas as soon as possible We are also having an exchange hall with NAME and will be visiting them on the th March The meal will begin with drinks at pm and will cost pound NUM Again contact NAME or NAME to reserve your place And last but far from least SMILEY NAME NAME and Sports Grants The NAME offers annual Sports and Travel grants to assist members of the NAME who have particular expenses in these areas We are now inviting applications for this year s grants and applications will be accepted until rd of March Forms are available from me on request and will also be downloadable from the NAME website within the next day or NUM For those who are looking for other sources of funding the Tutorial Office s finance website is also a very useful place to begin looking Follow the link from the finance section of our website That s all for now As always feel free to cantact the committee with any questions and keep an eye on the Website There are new photos there occasionally and more information about upcoming events NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about 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Social Secretary Our new Social Secretary has been elected unopposed and is NAME NAME NAME and NAME will be serving all your Social Secretary needs for the rest of the year NUM NAME NAME Many of you will be pleased to learn that both doors into the NAME the one from the Old Block and the one from the New Block now work on the same NAME key you were given at the start of the year This will make life easier for anyone using the NAME after pm when the ground floor door on the Old Block is locked NUM ORG BoGS now has a new central phone number NUM NUM and is also improving their website at the moment NUM Games Night There will be no officially organised games night this week due to the Film Festival However the games are stored in the NAME and as you know you are always welcome to use them NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME s Historical Film Festival is being held this weekend Friday and Saturday The films being shown are The Seventh Seal NAME the Terrible parts CHAR and NUM and NAME NAME All these films are classics and should be excellent NUM NAME NAME A reminder that the next graduate seminar will be on NAME th not th as I told you last week Our speakers will be NAME NAME and NAME NAME more details next week but keep the space clear in your diaries NUM NAME NAME Halls There are NUM of these coming up The Corpus NAME NAME s NAME Massachre will be a large gangster themed event The meal is a quite astounding pound NUM at pm and the following Bop pound NUM at pm You dont have to go to one to attend the other so if you re interested in a bit of fun on th NAME please contact NAME nas or NAME kas as soon as possible We are also having an exchange hall with NAME and will be visiting them on the th March The meal will begin with drinks at pm and will cost pound NUM Again contact NAME or NAME to reserve your place And last but far from least SMILEY NAME Travel and Sports Grants The NAME offers annual Sports and Travel grants to assist members of the NAME who have particular expenses in these areas We are now inviting applications for this year s grants and applications will be accepted until rd of March Forms are available from me on request and will also be downloadable from the NAME website within the next day or NUM For those who are looking for other sources of funding the Tutorial Office s finance website is also a very useful place to begin looking Follow the link from the finance section of our website That s all for now As always feel free to cantact the committee with any questions and keep an eye on the Website There are new photos there occasionally and more information about upcoming events NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE Minutes of NAME meeting NUM NUM Here are this week s minutes See you all soon NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender Website Committee Mugshots Good morning to NUM and all Just to let you know the Committee photos that NAME took on NAME are up on the Web at WEBSITE There s a space there for NAME s when it s taken There s also some pictures from Christmas superhall at WEBSITE I m looking at them with Netscape so if they re not turning out properly with NAME please let me know NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NAME Dear All First of all thanks loads for agreeing to help us ie CUSAR NAME University Student s against racism with NAME s first ever respec festival aiming to promote cultural diversity and antiracism The details of the events have now been finalised more publicity to follow Sunday rd Feb EMAIL feat NAME plus loads of world music Monday th NAME NAME night at NAME feat NUM professional comedians Saturday st March Film night showing American History CHAR at king s I understand that you have kindly volunteered to help with tickets for the coco night and general publicity for the other events In the next few days a person from CUSAR will get in touch with you indivudually to meet up and give you fliers posters and tickets They will start by giving you NUM tickets at pound NUM each and will top you up as and when you need more Basically we ca nt afford to loose any tickets as we are running on a tight budget and even the loss of NUM could seriously damage the night We are not aiming to make a profit and any money we do make will be ploughed back into antiracism projects If we sell NUM tickets we will cover our costs but coco has a capacity of NUM and it would be a great message to send out if the NAME antiracism campaign could ram coco and sell out We have got a couple of big acts and it would be wicked if loads of people in NAME could enjoy a night of diverse music culture Also if it is a success it makes it more likely that the event will go ahead next year NUM idea for selling tickets is to send an email out to your college lists publicising the event and then say that you will be in the bar NAME jcr wherever there is a mass of people at say lunchtime and nab people as they go past I have also pasted in a generic email for the coco night below which you can send to your lists Amend as you see appropriate This is just an idea and do whatever you think will work best at your college Thanks loads again for all your help and I will be in touch soon to let you know how each college is doing please get contact me if you need more info tickets cheers NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM CUSAR Presents FUSION coco a night of world music promoting cultural diversity and antiracism Sunday rd NAME NUM NUM Feat NAME NAME desterados ladino fusion NAME Hip Hip NAME NAME Arabic Beats NAME Asian underground pound NUM in advancepound NUM on the door Tickets available from your college rep or the cusu offices trumpington street Alcohol will not be served after NUM NUM because of sunday licensing laws NAME NAME NUM NUM Here are this weeek s NAME minutes NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NUM Hello and welcome to another NAME newsletter NUM Open Meeting Our next open meeting will be on Sunday rd NAME at pm Please send items for the agenda to NAME NAME as soon as possible this is your best opportunity to influence matters of importance to the NAME so please keep the date free in your diary NUM Travel and Sports Grants Applications are still being accepted for the NAME Research and Sports travel grants The forms are available on the NAME NAME WEBSITE NUM NAME Halls Also now available on the NAME website NAME NAME menus for the rest of this term There are a couple of notes about formal hall that did nt get covered in my last email Firstly if you have guests and bring wine with you you will probably be charged corkage by college This means that you will be asked to pay a small amount less than a pound I believe for each bottle you bring with you In addition we have been told that NAME members can only take their free meal on a Tuesday NAME Hall If you choose to attend a Friday hall you will be charged for it at the end of term NUM NAME NAME Our next graduate seminar will be next Thursday th and our speakers will be NAME NAME speaking on Intelligence and AngloFrench Relations during the NUM and NAME NAME on Modelling and NAME NAME the glamorous world of the computational mineralogist This promises to be fascinating and enjoyable so do remember to come along next Thursday refreshments will also be provided NUM NAME Brunch Building on the success of our fantastic Christmas Brunch the NAME committee would like to invite you to join us for an NAME Brunch This will be on Sunday th March just after the end of full term and will feature a wide variety of food and liquid refreshments so mark the date in your diaries now and finally NUM NAME NAME This Sunday we ll resume our usual schedule of Sunday evenings in the NAME will a video night We re planning to continue the trend of showing those classic films you always wanted to see The film will start around pm Remember that NAME and NAME always welcome any suggestions you have for Sunday evening films That s all for now NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE Re eating disorders cheque Hi NAME I apologize for taking so long to reply I will put the cheque in your phole tomorrow morning see ya soon NAME That cheque for the nurse who gave the eatings disorders talk should be made out to NAME NAME and NAME Hospital pound NUM is what the welfa Re officer suggested each college givesa although she said any more would CHAR CHAR greatyl appreciated NAME could you put it in my pigeonhole when you ve written it please Thanks See yous NAME Assistance Required Hi guys As you should already know an article about the NAME will be placed in the NAME NAME Review magazine I have done a draft of the article so please let me know what I think The last time I asked I got only NUM response so hopefully this time will be better Please remember that the article is supposed to represent all of us Hoping to hear from each of you NAME A few things Hi all I hope those of you that made it to training this weekend enjoyed it and found it useful If you would like to fill in a feedback form please the I get in touch and I will send one through they are anonymous If you didn CHAR make it to either weekend then I do have some handouts which I can send through and I may be running another session next term for newies NAME will be out soon with the minutes for last weeks meeting but meanwhil CHAR here are a few notices NUM NAME still sells cheap Mates condoms to welfare officers but fpa sales also sell them with next day delivery minimum order pound NUM and no delivery charge WEBSITE Or fp sales then sales to the general public NUM The Student Survival Guide is up on the web WEBSITE The chapters are currently pdfs for you to download Having the guide on th CHAR web means that everyone can access the information easily and anonymously Please advertise this to your students and also advertise that there are still hard copies available if they would like one delivered to College or to pick up from NAME Copies are also available in alternative formats please contact EMAIL to discuss your needs NUM Dear all this will be the last thing you hear from me regarding talks on eating disorders I promise The talk for those supporting friends with eating disorders went ahead last Friday and despite the rather upfront speaker was very successful as lots of people turned up and I think a bit of awareness was raised Thanks very much to those of you who came You might remember me saying that NAME NAME the Nurse who gave the talk was giving her time for free but would like a donation for the unit of around pound NUM I m now trying to raise that money and as so many people from around the uni came it would be great if colleges could give pound NUM each or more if you re really generous as that would really help out Cheques should be made out to NAME NAME and NAME Hospital and if you put them in the NAME to NAME NAME NAME College I ll pass them all on to her Thanks so much NAME NAME College Welfare Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL College Welfare Survey NUM Dear All I have prepared with consultation with yourselves and welfare members of the NAME Executive a survey of College Welfare provision and services I would really like it if all welfare officers could fill the survey in in WEBSITE Ie WEBSITE and send it back to me If you would prefer a paper copy and ca nt print one up then email me and I will put one in the post for you Please bear with me as the survey is a bit long It is worth filling in I promise I plan to collate all the results and write a brief report of my findings to circulate to all of you Then more importantly I will produce the results as a database so that you all will have access to each others results although no one else will have access and you can see examples of best practice or just some more ideas about how to improve your college welfare The questions are designed to be slightly open ended so please feel free to elaborate on any of your answers Any questions please do get in touch and thanks in advance for filling in the survey I hope you will find the results useful Yours NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM EMAIL Re Fwd Questions on Accommodation NAME NAME All college accomodation is self catering Each house of approx NUM students has a kitchen Each kitchen is provided with an oven with electric hobb a fridge and a microwave as well as cupboard space No cooking utensils saucepans or crockery are provided We may of course also choose to eat in college if we prefer NAME NAME has about NUM graduate rooms this year and just over NUM next year This accomodates about half of our fee paying graduates but in addition we have about NUM graduates who are no longer paying fees for NUM reason or another gap years overseas research th year grads with no funding Rooms are assigned preferentially to incoming graduate students in their first year but some students do stay in college accomodation longer None of our graduates are guaranteed accomodation for any year of their course and we have no married accomodation NAME this helps could you forward this info to NAME and or the person who asked for it NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Hi We re in discussions with college at the moment about accommodation and I wonder if you can tell me a little about the provision for your postgrads I d like to know if your grads get selfcatering facilities what percentage of your students what type of facilities I d also like to know whether your th year postgrads are given accomodation either those on a an extended PhD programme or those who did a NUM year NAME before going on to a NUM year PhD for example Any information gratefully received NAME EMAIL NAME NAME President Minutes of NAME Committee Meeting NUM NUM Hello everyone Here are this week s minutes yours NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender NAME NAME NUM NUM Hello everyone and welcome to another NAME newsletter NUM NAME NAME A reminder that the next Graduate Seminar is TOMORROW Thursday It promises to be fascinating with NAME NAME speaking on Intelligence and AngloFrench Relations during the NUM and NAME NAME on Modelling and NAME NAME the glamorous world of the computational mineralogist So do remember to come along NUM Open Meeting This term s Open meeting will be THIS SUNDAY at pm in the NAME The agenda is up on the noticeboard in the NAME and includes reports from committee members and discussion about the NAME Piano NAME Halls NAME insurance NAME NAME the constitution and use of the NAME by other college groups This honestly wont be as dull as it might sound and there will be PIZZA for everyone who attends The meeting will be followed at pm by NUM Our fortnightly Games NAME This Sunday s games night will follow hot on the heels of the Open NAME The fun should start around pm NUM NAME NAME We re looking into getting a number of NAME NAME made up with an as yet undecided logo The cost is likely to be between NUM and NUM pounds depending on how much you wish to personalise the sweatshirt and the NAME is likely to offer a subsidy towards this cost We re interested in hearing from people who are either just interested or committed to getting one of these sweatshirts so let me know by next Friday at the latest if possible NUM NAME As always the NAME would be interested in hearing any comments you have about your accomodation or anything that needs raising by the NAME with NAME NAME NUM Friday NAME Hall CHAR quick reminder that there is an extra Formal NAME this Friday and the deadline for signing up for that is THIS EVENING Wednesday at midnight Remember that you will be charged for Friday Halls and that if we hear of one coming up it will be indicated with the MEnus on the Website The next friday hall will be on th March NUM NAME Brunch Building on the success of our fantastic Christmas Brunch the NAME committee would like to invite you to join us for an NAME Brunch This will be on Sunday th March just after the end of full term and will feature a wide variety of food and liquid refreshments so mark the date in your diaries now And finally SMILEY Travel and Sport s Grants Applications are still open for the NAME Sports and Travel grants Forms can be downloaded from the website WEBSITE Have a good week NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE NAME NAME NUM NUM Hello and welcome to another week s NAME NAME NUM Open NAME and NAME NAME Thanks to those who attended the Graduate Seminar on Thursday It was a great success with NAME dazzling us all with her rhyming couplets and NAME keeping us intrigued with the intricacies of spying and intelligence in the s The next seminar will be on th March details to follow WEBSITE committee appreciates the opportunity to discuss matters of note with noncommittee members The next Open NAME will be next term NUM NAME NAME We re looking into getting a number of NAME NAME made up with an as yet undecided logo The cost is likely to be between NUM and NUM pounds depending on how much you wish to personalise the sweatshirt and the NAME is likely to offer a subsidy towards this cost Thanks to those who have already expressed an interest in this We are now producing order forms which will be available from the NAME or the website from tomorrow Thursday afternoon Could you please fill in a form and return it to me even if you 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NUM NAME NAME This is a quick reminder that it is the responsibility of everyone using the NAME to ensure that it is left tidy and that mugs are washed and that any spillages are cleaned The NAME is often left in a very untidy state after NAME NAME and this week was particularly bad so please remember to return cups and glasses to the sideboard and place chocolate wrappers in the bin before leaving Also we have decided to provide mugs for tea and coffee in the NAME We will also be providing washing up liquid and a tea towel and there is a sink available in the NAME Office Please use them And finally NUM Travel and Sport s Grants Applications are still open for the NAME Sports and Travel grants Forms can be downloaded from the website WEBSITE Have a good week NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender This message was sent to you via EMAIL which exists to keep NAME NAME members informed about events news etc To un subscribe please email EMAIL NAME info at WEBSITE Minutes of Open NAME NUM NUM Sorry for the delay on this week s minutes I did nt have a chance to do them before Just NUM question I had We passed the constitutional changes but does anyone know if we now have to take them to council et cetera I ll modify the constitution online and the word version I have but I dont know who else we need to give it to NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender Minutes of NAME NAME NUM NUM Sorry for the delay NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender Fwd NAME funding Hi NAME I m not sure if you got the following email Please let me know what you think about it Thanks NAME Dear College President and welfare officers I am writing to you from NAME the NAME University NAME at NUM NAME NAME Passage Our office has been provided free of rent by NAME College for the last NUM years and I am writing to you with regards to the financial difficulty were are currently facing Due to changes in their own finances NAME feel that they may now need to charge us rent of NUM NAME per year for use of the premises However our present system of funding will be unable to cope with this regular demand of rent since we are currently only funded by occasional donations from different colleges By switching to payment of an annual rent to NAME we feel we would need a fixed source of funding to cover our rent and running costs After much discussion we have decided that the best way in which we could solve this problem would be for this money to be given to us as a levy shared equally between the different colleges Since NAME has helped us so generously in the past it seems fairer to share the costs equally between all colleges in the university Since we would need less than NUM NAME per year for rent and running expenses this would work out to a little over NUM NAME per college The paper detailing this issue is currently in the Senior Tutors Welfare Committee It has been suggested to us that we provide letters of support from NAME presidents stating that they agree with the case and feel that we should get the levy These letters would help convince the Welfare Committee and the Levies Committee I would like to request you to show your support for the service we provide and ensuring that we can continue the work we are currently doing for the students who need us by sending us a letter of support We will be sending you a copy of this note and a prewritten petition in the next few days through NAME We would be grateful if you could endorse the letter of support and also add on any individual comments on it and send the letter addressed to the Senior Tutors Welfare Committee for the attention of Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Treasurer Senior Tutor NAME College Thank you for your cooperation and understanding NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer Returning Officer for the NAME Elections NUM EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE New Welfare Awareness Officer Hi all I m NAME from NAME s and I m the new Welfare Awareness Officer taking over from NAME Some of you might know me from the Welfare Officers NAME NAME and Trainings as the Welfare Officer of NAME s Firstly on behalf of all the College Welfare Officers many thanks to NAME for the great job he has done the previous year and for all the help support and encouragement he has given to all the Welfare Officers In the next NUM weeks I ll be taking over the files etc from NAME and settling into the role I hope to work closely as a team with you all and with NAME to run effective and focused Welfare campaigns at our Colleges and on the University level As in the previous year the Welfare Officers NAME NAME will be the main avenue for us to meet one another as a team and to discuss the latest things we ve been doing at the College level So do continue to come to the meetings next term Also as next term is also the Exam term we ll focus on running the Exam Stress Exam Skills campaign and any other campaigns that you would like to pursue at your Colleges Also if you need any help or resources NAME and myself are here for you so do come to us and we ll do our best to help you NAME this term has gone well for all of you and hope you all have a great NAME and look forward to working with you all next term NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare Awareness Officer NAME s College Email EMAIL Mobile no NUM Minutes of NAME NAME NUM NUM NUM Hello Everyone Please find this week s minutes attached NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Never Give Up Never Surrender Goodbye NAME NAME Hi all Your last ever email from me just a very short message to wish you all good luck in the future and thank those of you who I have had the pleasure of working with in the last year I m sure my successor will introduce himself to you all shortly Goodbye and good luck NAME Outgone NAME WElfare Awareness Officer EXAM TERM NAME TIPS Dear NAME and College Officers WEBSITE is NAME s dedicated exam term website and NAME and I want YOU to be a part of it There currently are sections on the website about note taking relaxation techniques and ideas sources of information and help etc we think that it is all very well us spouting off our words of wisdom about how to get through exam term but we wanted to bring it down to earth a little bit this is where you come in There is going to be a page of STUDENTS NAME TIPS which we wanted you to contribute to What do you to to get you through the term Did you split your room into a work and a relaxation space Did you take up rowing Did you buy a NAME We would like to hear from you if you have any little anecdotes about what you do in exam term to make it all OK regardless of how sensible and silly they may be Any replies can be sent back to me on EMAIL and they will be put up on the website Thanks so much for your help Love NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer Returning Officer for the NAME Elections NUM EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE Advertising the new Students with NAME email list Hi everyone Your help is needed Over the coming week I want to advertise the new emaillist that I ve set up Can you please forward this email on to the people who are responsible for sending emails out on your college institution s email lists NAME and NAME so that the following message can be read by as many students within the university as possible Many thanks NAME NEW EMAIL LIST FOR STUDENTS WITH DISABILITIES At the moment social links between disabled students are nonexistent but hopefully that s about to change An email list has been set up for anyone who selfidentifies as a student with a disability which will endeavour to increase support knowledge and awareness between students More information about the list can be found at WEBSITE Please get in touch with NAME Students with NAME officer NAME NAME if you would like to join or have any queries NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Officer NAME College NAME NAME NAME EMAIL NUM NUM NUM NUM text messages only NAME NAME NAME Further details will follow later but here s a brief synopsis of what info was given at this week s network meeting Campaigns are joint between Academic Affairs and Welfare to share the load similarly NAME NAME can be depended upon for support etc as obviously college officers have exams too do nt forget Things you can do WELFARE Arrange a chill out area eg Chapel if under used Arrange a stress relief talk ref to Counselling Service Ask College staff to coordinate with your NAME a comprehensive service including tutor surgery times chaplain and nurse office hours your surgery times etc etc Arrange massage yoga pilates etc sessions does nt work for all colleges judge your students Arrange informal games sessions eg kick abouts etc NAME information in relevant areas eg Library Halls etc Things ACADEMIC AFFAIRS Officers can do you can help List of suggestions from NAME Ac NAME Provide Appeals NAME details NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Includes examiners couselling service revision relearning tips etc NAME University NAME Skills Site NAME WEBSITE If you need any more information suggestions help etc please contact NAME Welfare NAME NAME NAME Education or whoever is elected at council Welfare Awareness Good luck NAME NAME NAME Welfare Awareness NAME funding Dear College President and welfare officers I am writing to you from NAME the NAME University NAME at NUM NAME NAME Passage Our office has been provided free of rent by NAME College for the last NUM years and I am writing to you with regards to the financial difficulty were are currently facing Due to changes in their own finances NAME feel that they may now need to charge us rent of NUM NAME per year for use of the premises However our present system of funding will be unable to cope with this regular demand of rent since we are currently only funded by occasional donations from different colleges By switching to payment of an annual rent to NAME we feel we would need a fixed source of funding to cover our rent and running costs After much discussion we have decided that the best way in which we could solve this problem would be for this money to be given to us as a levy shared equally between the different colleges Since NAME has helped us so generously in the past it seems fairer to share the costs equally between all colleges in the university Since we would need less than NUM NAME per year for rent and running expenses this would work out to a little over NUM NAME per college The paper detailing this issue is currently in the Senior Tutors Welfare Committee It has been suggested to us that we provide letters of support from NAME presidents stating that they agree with the case and feel that we should get the levy These letters would help convince the Welfare Committee and the Levies Committee I would like to request you to show your support for the service we provide and ensuring that we can continue the work we are currently doing for the students who need us by sending us a letter of support We will be sending you a copy of this note and a prewritten petition in the next few days through NAME We would be grateful if you could endorse the letter of support and also add on any individual comments on it and send the letter addressed to the Senior Tutors Welfare Committee for the attention of Dr NAME NAME NAME NAME Treasurer Senior Tutor NAME College Thank you for your cooperation and understanding NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Welfare and Graduates Officer Returning Officer for the NAME Elections NUM EMAIL NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM WEBSITE Re Fwd NAME funding Hi NAME Thanks for your assessment However I just have one quick suggestion I recently heard from the NAME of NAME that although the college is not part of NAME they are still entitled to access to NAME because it is regarded as an essential service by the university can you pls find out whether this is in fact the case maybe I can get in touch with the Welfare office from NAME I know that we can afford it but I guess that its just good to know Thanks much NAME On Mar NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME I m not sure if you got the following email Please let me know what you think about it Yes I had received it THe money they mention is per college so if we were sharing the cost with the NAME that would work out at pound NUM for us CHAR CHAR keep NAME going Of course there s no way of knowing how much benefit NAME NAME students and grads in particular actually get from NAME but it s one of the prominent sources of confidential welfare support for students in NAME I think it would definitely be a shame if it had to close so I d certainly recommend us trying to find the money I m not sure exactly how you and NAME allocated the budget for the travel and sports grants but I know we underspent by quite a bit so I d imagine it would be within our budget to contribute our share towards NAME But I suppose it has to wait until the next committee meeting before we can actually agree to send any letter of endorsement Anyway those are my thoughts on the matter See you NAME Re guess who Hi NAME is doing great He really likes his course and should graduate with st class honours Did dad tell you that I got your catologue If you want one of the furry NAME bears too she ll get you one She did have one but she couldnt find it when I was in We went to NAME for NAME CHAR day It was a good laugh just me her and wilmo cant be bothered with capitals so count yourself lucky youre getting some punctuation NAME collection of beans has grown he now has NAME snuffie cookie monster big bird and a twiddle bug we got megapasses for virgin on tuesday so we ve been every night since analyse this star wars generals daughter I m hungry now so I m going away Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re guess who by the way ha ha about your lectures I have NUM NUM starts NUM NUM start and NUM NUM start on monday I m in NUM till NUM tuesday NUM till NUM wednesday NUM thursday NUM friday NUM Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re guess who HI NAME Just a quick note as I have to work Can you give me NAME s email address as she hasnt emailed me Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL I m Wonderful Hi sis You ve not really done much since you got there have you You missed a great party at the NAME NAME The tunes were top and we got to meet NAME NAME too Go see Big Daddy Its better than American Pie which is also good We saw NAME on Friday which is ace I ve been at the library today as I have a presentation next week with another girl called NAME I have started a short list for lyrics for my lampshade so I will keep you posted since I know you find it highly exciting Are you going to give Mam my poster home I think you should cause its the nice thing to do Who is on it anyway I think we re going to the pictures tonight to see The Haunting On Sunday we re going to the Ministry to see Judge NAME with NAME and NAME NAME got one for her birthday Did I tell you I m going to NAME to see NAME in December The week after I see NAME hopefully I think Cast are supporting NAME The tickets for the NAME Ladies were nt on sale last week when I tried so I dont know when they re on sale they re probably sold out as I write You wont believe this but the repeat of Sex NAME has been on Tuesday every week except this one when it was on Monday Therefore I missed th Last episode which I am very annoyed about I think thats all my news this week but if I remember I might email you tomorrow Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR Hi NAME does want to go to NAME so you ll have to let us know now He s called NAME NAME NAME and NAME have dropped out of NAME so you should phone me just for NUM seconds to tell me so I can tell Heron straight away The tickets are pound NUM NAME is fine We went to Judge NAME on Sunday It was great and he touched NAME and NAME I m not going anywhere for Christmas dinner I m having pizza and chips in my bed No way am I going to some tiny flat so I wont be eating with Mam I ll probably wait till Dad comes home We booked NAME and it will cost us pound NUM if we cant get NUM more people asap If we can it will be pound NUM We have to pay supplements as there is only NUM of us and we couldnt get an apartment for NUM as we left it too late to book I told them we had but no one would listen to me and get their arse in gear NAME and NAME are maybe going but they think its too expensive NAME want CHAR to go which would at least take the price down a little bit I think thats about it cause I cant be arsed to write anymore Lots of Love NAME xx NAME Phone about NAME in NAME NAME finds someone else NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR There is no opportunity for shopping and we re going in the car NAME better decide about NAME cause he does want to go Will I tell Heron that you ll buy a ticket Are you sure you dont owe me pound NUM for the shirt cause you didnt give it to me on the day I said you could give it to Dad in NAME and I dont think I got it Saw NAME for the second time yesterday Getting chucked out so I ll have to go Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR Hi I m back again cause the practical is over NAME is on the th of Dec I m not trying to rip you off but I dont think you paid me Double check and if you havent I ll take it off NAME We wont be able to afford to do anything other than NAME nics cause we have no money in December You re idea for being antisocial was for new year when I will be partying Mine is for NAME because in my household there is a fucked up mess I dont think I ll have anything else to say so I ll go I m going to email Heat cause I spied a mistake in their magazine I ll tell you later but it will be cooler to show you if it gets printed Go see NAME NAME thinks he s sexy I like the monkeys better myself they remind me of NAME Got to go Lots of love NAME xx NAME I got an email from NAME but I havent read it yet since I was so rudely chucked out NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR NAME s not selfish NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR Oh no he isnt NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR Yes it is but I ve seen it twice and its top NAME wouldnt come back again We actually went to see Deep NAME Sea but it was sold out so me NAME and NAME went to see NAME NAME NAME sings all the songs which I thought was strange as its usually the characters NAME thought it was the same song all the way through The soundtrack got a shit review but I would buy it You said it would be just like the Jungle Book and it kind of is but its great NAME waqs crying and NAME and NAME nearly were I would still go and see it again I told NAME at work I would take her bairns NAME had a presentation to do with visuals She said she was chuffed we emailed her cause it looks like she has friends Buy NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR No he s not I guess you ve noticed my new signature Its better than NAME may NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re CHAR CHAR I m going soon so NUM wont be replying I haqve to go to the library to get books for my essay which is due a week on Monday Buy xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re cooee Hi NAME NUM havent been able to get on a computer cause there has always been classes so there Did NAME give you one I was going to give her your address but I forgot I think I ll give you a list of everyone s addresses at the end of this email I dont know whats happening about NAME NAME said NAME now wanted to go again and NAME and NAME were going I was pissed off cause I thought I was doing him a favour by getting you to go Now NAME isnt but NAME is supposed to be going I ll phone him tonight cause I think you should get to go cause everyone is fucking him about We went to see NAME NAME City on Monday and NAME on Tuesday They were both really funny Did Dad tell you about NAME s tyres getting slashed on Sunday outside work What a carry on trying to get a second spare wheel that fitted his car all wheels dont fit all cars in case you didnt know with low profile tyres NAME s spare wheel fitted on but her tyres were too chunky and cause NAME s car is so low the wheels wouldnt have turned Finally got one from NAME s scrappy and got home at NUM to NUM Do you know where the NAME tickets are Mam told me NAME had them but she didnt even know they were here NAME happening anyway NAME would like to go NAME NAME know of anyone with a spare ticket I still have to see if the NAME NAME tickets are on sale yet I would think they would be as its in NUM weeks Did Dad tell you that NAME was round on Monday At the moment it may look like bad news for the house but Dad says that nothings definately final yet NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME same as me NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL flat That will be all Lots of Love Your best sister NAME xx NAME Remember NAME sent NAME s voice box away They sent me a whole new NAME so now I have twins except one is a mute NAME NAME EMAIL Re cheers Dont call him a rag NAME s tyres are interesting Dont know who did it Im going to ask about NAME Does that mean you dont know where the tickets are What is happening anyway If you email NAME the I m sure she will write back We re going to see the NAME NAME NAME tonight if we can get tickets which I doubt We re going to the cinema as soon as NAME finishes today The only bad thing about the megapass is that you have to go into the cinema the day of the performance You cant book in advance or on the phone Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME scrambling mean cause I m a computer dumbass as you know NAME NAME EMAIL Re cheers You didnt tell me they were finished I dont know what I want for Christmas You ll be scared at the exorcist cause you are a wimp The police cant do anything cause there are no witnesses The NAME NAME isnt as scary as I thought it would be Its a queer film but I did like it Looks like no one is going to NAME Get mam what you want and we ll give you money What do you want for your birthday You have the NAME s bears book dont you Do you want one of those or something else Tell me soon cause I m going shopping on wednesday to spoil myself with my student loan I m sending you an email NAME sent me so hopefully I can make some money although its probably crap Thats all for the moment See you on your birthday Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re cheers When you scroll down it is a man with a huge thingie NAME NAME EMAIL Re stuff NAME be bothered to write a long email I bought acupuncture trainers and a top Kinder eggs also and cds I also got a cool video but I ll tell you later Oh ok it was My Little Pony cause I recognised it from when I was small Hope young I m goign out tonight maybe and definately on Saturday cause there s foam at deej Got to go Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re stuff I always said I would draw the line at buying hard toys but he is really cool inst he NAME NAME EMAIL Re stuff Hi Bet you re shocked since this is the rd time I ve written to you this week We went out last night and went to NAME NAME NAME It was ok but I didnt dance at all and when we went in I felt really sick NAME told me the bouncers were really strict so NAME told me to stick my fingers in my throat I tried but I failed I just ended up with a sore throat The place is really nice inside It reminds me of NAME if you get what I m saying I cant be bothered to describe it to you properly so tough NAME and NAME had a race outside the flat but I slept NAME told us this morning that he puked after it We went to a chippy and I had a Haiwian how do you spell it Chicken sizzler Basically its chicken with lots of crap like cheese bacon coleslaw yuck but I couldnt taste it so it was ok etc Did I have chips with it No I believe the fucking chippy had no chips left Would you believe it Did you know NAME is moving out of her flat at Christmas I think its then NAME NAME is giving her the car to run back and fore with You do realise that she ll be getting up at NUM to take him to work first Next week I m going to spend in the library working on my second essay I handed in my Sociology one yesterday and its my Psych NUM next Its due on the th of Nov I also have a Soc presentation the nd in NUM weeksbut I only have to speak for NUM mins Tonight we re going to see Sixth Sense if we can get tickets If not we might go and see East is East cause that looks really funny I saw NAME for the rd time on Monday On wednesday we saw NAME NAME It was ok but not that great It dragged on far too long You should definately see NAME Witch although I think its more scary reading about it You should go to the website before you go It tells you about the legend which of course is completely made up but when you know all this its creepier I still havent been to the site but I got a little Inside Film magazine at the cinema and that tells you everything Its great how they ve marketed it as true I think They give you an expert on witchcraft s report on their findings and stuff Again completely made up I wouldnt mind a read or the NAME which I think is notes the girl takes On the subject of books you know fine that I have completed my Little Miss collection but I only have NUM or NUM NAME Men books and NUM or NUM are NAME He feels shit today by the way I bought another double hardback NAME for a fiver Not bad when the single paperbacks in the same shop are NUM NUM pounds I ve got the Chamber The Street NAME The Client and the NAME I m getting his new one for NAME from NAME if he remembers of course By the way dont bother complaining that you have NUM weeks left cause I have more On Saturday did Dad tell you Me and NAME were sleeping by half NUM At half NUM I gradually heard the doorbell He had phoned and no one answered NAME was at mams so he phoned NAME and got her to come round I was raging and do you know what he said the next day He asked why I was sleeping so early Can you believe it I was chuffed that I had done it for once and it took me ages to get back to sleep NAME didnt even waken of course Are you going to a bonfire tonight We ll probably have a scan at the one in NAME Park if we re not at the pictures when its happening They didnt have a fire last year but the fireworks were really cool Its probably the same this year I m going to the final tomorrow Just thought I d say It means I have to leave work early What a shame NOT Blast from the past eh The not I mean in case you didnt know You ll have to email NAME sometime It cost me pound NUM for a taxi from NAME this morning I m sure he took me the busy way so it would cost more I bet you re really shocked now cause this is the longest email I ve ever sent and its in paragraphs with punctuation Got to go cause I m fed up writing Lots of Love NAME xx NAME I m going to send you a NAME email NAME sent it to me Its pure filth NAME NAME EMAIL Re stuff Forgot to mention no ideas about the fridge What I cant believe is why those brainy rich fucks would steal other peoples food You would think its only tinks who would wouldnt you xx NAME NAME EMAIL Where s my email Where s my email since I m injured and probably infected NAME NAME is fine NAME NAME EMAIL Re knew it You are a knob The doctor is treating my arm as an infection Did I tell you that yesterday I m on antibiotics if I didnt I ll have to go home soon and take some cause I slept in and I have to take NUM doses a day NUM pills I ll be like a fucking junkie NAME thinks I look like one anyway casue I have a bruise running up my arm like a vein Thats why he thinks I have an infection cause it shouldnt bruise if I didnt fall on it and NUM grabbed it NAME doesnt think he ll speak to NAME this weekend I m just pissed off cause he hasnt phoned to see how I am I m also pissed off at having to stay sober for the NAME game I ll get dad s take on it but I m pretty sure I ll be sober Got to go cause I m getting cold turkey from my lack of drugs Lots of Love NAME xx NAME I m also hungry Pps I dont know if NAME was actually with NAME but they were holding hands when I saw them NAME NAME EMAIL Re knew it Hi Only a quick message cause I m about to get kicked out for a class The doctor changed my pills on Sunday so I ll be on them even longer I have to get an Xray today to see if there is still glass in my arm I ll maybe get back on the computer tomorrow Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re knew it Hi NAME There isnt glass in my arm NUM fucking hours I had to wait just to know there was none Its not sore anymore just itchy as hell on occasions NAME kind of apologised but I dont think he was very sincere and even NAME had a bit of a dig on Saturday cause he said to NAME At least I cared about her I guess that was in reference to last weekend as NAME was very worried I watched the football at NAME s which I wasnt pleased about as I wanted to watch it with my friends Instead I got NAME s mam gaga and granma No offence of course cause I love them all but it wasnt what I was excited about I thought NAME were very good They were all over NAME but they cant score Big problem indeed considering thats the aim of the game I havent had anymore parties in the flat but I m having a gathering for the football Did you hear about your slag sister who kissed a certain NAME NAME on the bus Dont mention it to Mam or Dad She was at the football last night with NAME NAME so I dont know if she hasnt told him or if he s forgiven her Either way the parents wont know and they would go ballistic I had a presentation today on shopping a subject very dear to my own heart Talking of NAME Still we were beside NAME the Mole in the queue for deej for the foam party I kept saying NAME NAME give us a song so he kept telling me to shut up NAME informed me the next day that he licked the Mole s ear NAME asked what he was doing and NAME said You like it though dont you Funnily enough MtM said no I snowed last night so I m going to buy a hat today as my ears are cold I am boiling as I put on my long sllved blue top my blue jumper my grey one on top of that and my body warmer I have only seen NAME NUM times unfortunately We saw Ride With the Devil last week as it was the only new film out It has NAME NAME yum and Skeet NAME Its about some American war NAME the reviews would be best Not a Saving Private NAME type of war but on horses in the forest It was quite good We also saw NAME and American Pie again On Monday night we went to see the Sixth Sense It is really amazing and the end is out of this world NAME I havent given anything away but it is great I ll have to go back again cause NAME hasnt seen it It was NAME s birthday on Monday so we were at his house on Saturday night It was a good laugh We went to NAME It was shit I was sober cause of the pills and I was too scared for my arm when I as dancing I recommend never going to NAME NAME I didnt see NAME cause he went home after watching the game at NAME fell asleep and never woke up till NUM in the morning so I didnt get a chance to interrogate him Why were you at a Geology lecture What is NAME NAME happening about NAME Tell me what you want for your birthday so I can get it soon Thats all my news for now so I will talk to you later Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re knew it Hi I havent read all your email yet cause I m hungry and havent had supper yet and its after NUM The question mark is cause I dont know how to spell the surname I ll read it all tomorrow Lots of Love NAME xx NAME He s going to be NUM soon I think NAME NAME EMAIL Re knew it Its NAME the mole cause Dad named him that after he spent a Friday night under a blanket in our NAME The I got lost in the post I just wanted to tell you how cold it was then how hot I was because of my clothes Who is NAME s stalker I wanted to ask NAME about NAME Is NAME going to NAME cause its getting closer and he would like to know Lots of Love NAME xx NAME I m writing a report but I dont know how long it has to be and if its NUM words I m CHAR CHAR cause mine is too long NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello marymo NAME arm hasnt fallen off but the scabs are green Lovely Is NAME going though cause thats what I need to know not if you re going cause that doesnt matter What do you want other than that bears for Christmas and birthday cause dad is getting you some so we wont have anything to get you You should see the picture we ve got for the herald its a beaut We went to see East is East yesterday and its WEBSITE Sixth Sense is amazing Have you seen it yet cause you should if you havent We re going to see NAME NAME and NAME tv this week and probably Sixth Sense with NAME cause she hasnt seen it cause we went when she was at home I think thats all my news so far this week Lots of Love NAME xx NAME The new NAME is NAME NAME I knew you d be interested NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello marymo You did mention him by saying you wouldnt mention him THere will be a photo cause you cant turn NUM without one in the NAME We ll make sure to choose a good one I m getting pound NUM for my cough but I ll explain all later when I ve been Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello sis Hi We have decided to not put a picture of you in the NAME I have bought you some presents and I thought we could get you a piece of jewellery like a ring or chain or something I thought it would be nice to keep since its your th I thought it would be better if you picked it though because I just did Also if it was a ring you would need to get it fitted I havent seen NAME in NUM weeks so I m suffering from withdrawal symptoms See you soon Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello sis Hi NAME The football gathering was good To start with it was only me NAME NAME and NAME cause NAME wouldnt come round Then NAME NAME and NAME joined us NAME came round after her work We went to NAME I wasnt going to drink cause I was on pills but when NAME scored that changed my mind I went out on Friday without NAME cause he wouldnt come with me I went to NAME s on Saturday and NAME was there too Got to go cause I m trying to improve my essay which is a bit long Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello sis Hello I was looking at jewellery today and there were some nice silver necklaces with different kinds of stones in them I didnt see any rings NAME loves me like everyone else He couldnt be assed and he had some work to do I went to deej with NAME and NAME NAME We met NAME NAME and NAME It was a good night NAME is fine I think although I dont know what kind of state he came home in on Saturday NAME is fine but I think she misses NAME as he is abroad just now but coming home this week NAME bashed her head off the settee on Saturday and they had the photographer on Monday Her eye was purple so I dont know how it looked yesterday I bought some clothes today for my works night out and NAME NAME Still havent got a NAME NAME as there were none left Got to go as I have to type up my bibliography and print my essay for NUM Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re hello marydoll Got your message but I have to go cause I have a lecture Oh and by the way you could phone me if you re bored so dont be so bloody cheeky I was sitting next to NAME when you emailed her You will not be getting my top so stop going on about it Did Dad tell you I got my belly button pierced Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re accusation of cheek NAME NAME Did you actually try to phone me or are you just assuming that I would nt be in NUM think we re going tonight but its not till NUM past NUM so you could try if you want I cant cause I have no change I was only in for an hour today but I m going to the library Proud of me NAME finished with NAME NAME cause she doesnt fancy him anymore She didnt even tell him herself which pissed me off cause I thought it was a shame She got NAME to do it and NAME came back crying which I found quite amusing I ve found a new NAME He s called NAME Pal Argos didnt have any when I went in so I m going back tomorrow I dont think I have anymore news so I ll see you later Lots of Love NAME xx NAME How s scouse git NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd Bed time stories for babie NAME Fwd Hi just a quick message cause I have a lecture You bitch writing bad things about NAME Did NAME send it to you cause I dont have her email address You could send it to me anyway I cant remember anything I talked to you about on Saturday Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd Bed time stories for babie NAME Fwd Hey Ass Why do you always include original message text Maybe I dont want to go to NAME and see NAME Git Oh and by the way you will let NAME meet him I didnt go iceskating cause I was meant to be going swimming but the pool closed at NUM and we got there at NUM to We re going today instead I had to stay at NAME s last night cause the film was scary and I would have been staying on my own After I ve emailed my advisor me and NAME are going down the road to get our NAME tickets for Sunday Will you be home any time soon cause the NAME NAME are playing the NAME NAME on the th and th NAME NAME told me just now Did I tell you I was on the NAME NAME website Its ace and NAME is the most popular muppet I voted for him and over a million people have voted which I thought was cool You can also shop for NAME stuff online which is great but its American so would cost a fortune to get here Got to go Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd Bed time stories for babie NAME Fwd HI Just a quick NUM casue I have a lecture in NUM min What happened to you and shellsuit man YOu will have to tell me Is that why you didnt get a NAME s present Did you know that there is a film coming out called the NAME NAME NAME I m so excited but I have to wait till April Fron the NAME shop last week I got an NAME dreesed in a NAME suit Its so cool just like me cause I m the coolest Lots of love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re I m the coolest Hello You didnt really answer why you finished Why didnt NAME get to meet him anyway I got flowers delivered to me and a little NAME and NAME I d bought NAME and NAME the week before so NAME just completed the set They re really bonny right scruffy and fluffy The flowers were nice too He also cooked me dinner The soup he couldnt remember what it was but he mentioned leek His mam helped him with that and I think she actually made most of it They had to make it twice cause NAME accidentally chucked it out dont ask me how For the main course he made NAME and pea tagliatelle NAME style he forgot to put in the peas For pudding we had microwave sticky toffee pudding NAME so he didnt strictly cook me a NUM course meal but it was good anyway I bought him NAME Guide to NUM cd a sex god toothbrush for in my flat so he doesnt mince my NUM and a rose from NAME s shop of course Been to the pictures lately or have you been too busy Last week we saw NAME NAME NUM and the Beach both of which are excellent and I would recommend if you do get time TS is much better than the first one The Beach is ace and I m reading the book now which is quite different I also bought the soundtrack and its really good NAME album is out on Monday so I ll be buying that Oh last week we also went to see the End of the Affair which is shit do not go and see that Did anyone tell you about my new NAME Its NAME pal and eh boings and talks and sings He doesnt bounce on his own but still great I am doing the NAME next month and I dont know why you re slagging me off cause I dont actually drink that much It will be difficult but I m going to give it a go I might even manage you never know I ve been going swimming and doing my exercise video so I am being semi healthy I dont know if I ve got much more gossip I cant think NAME had a meal for his birthday on Saturday but I wasnt invited cause I dont have a penis I ve got a st party this weekend then it ll be no alcohol for a month I really like this keyboard The keys are kind of soft I m in a computer class NUM havent been in before so thats why I m sounding like a freak The only gossip I have is that NAME NAME kissed her friend who came up from NAME with her Yes with tongues NAME was chuffed as fuck as was the other boyfriend Thats all for now See you soon Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Oh yes I am the coolest NAME She finished with NAME NAME cause she didnt fancy him anymore NAME has new wheels NUM inch NUM Yes I knew you d be delighted I was Never mind flowergrams what about poor student sisters Thanks for the congratulations I dont think the NAME albums cost so much up here so I wouldnt get them there if I were you Got to go cause I m supposed to be typing up an essay It doesnt have to be in till Monday so I know you ll be impressed with my organisational skills Lots of Love NAME xx NAME I started detoxing today so I m very hungry NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd NAME Fill this in about me and be honest Fwd Fwd NAME NAME The NAME NAME and Bence book isnt there There is one called Math NAME for Physicists and Engineers but its not by them so its probably no good The NAME NAME is there so I can have that till June if NUM recalls it NAME in a nutshell is but its NUM day loan so you can only have it for NUM days and I get fined so you ll have to get back to me on that one I dont have to ask anyone about the books we have such a thing as a library catalogue on the computer We went to see NUM NAME last night and it is excellent We re going to see The NAME Mile tonight so that should be great too Last night these NUM bitches wouldnt stop kicking me and NAME s seats so that spoiled it a bit I saw them in the toilets after the film and kicked the shit out of them Only kidding but they were in the toilets We re going to see the NAME NAME Massacre on Wed if we can get seats cause its the special show this week Did you enjoy Go Its rather good isnt it I m quite proud of the fact that I buy the most pointless shit ever I am so not unreasonable What are these things I go out of my way to do for people I m going to NUM on Friday Hope you so jealous Well thats about it for now cause I cant be arsed writing anymore Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd NAME Fill this in about me and be honest Fwd Fwd Hello I got NAME for you so you can add pound NUM onto whatever you still owe me for NAME I was going to send NAME an egreeting but it had sound and I didnt know how to turn the sound off on this computer I ll send it another time NAME is in the library but I think you sent me a list before that one so you ll have to write again cause I must have deleted it I was so pissed off I went into Virgin and Word gets Around was NUM of the NUM for pound NUM NUM but I really cant afford to spend that The good news is that I got it in NAME for pound NUM quid which is only a pound more There are no NAME deals in Virgin and it costs pound NUM Its only a tenner in fopp so you can please yourself I m going now because I am hungry and I ve got something to print first which will takes ages cause its a picture Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re NAME etc I might go shopping next week I dont know The healthy thing might last cause I actually like swimming I bought some clothes this week I got a dress from NAME and it cost me pound NUM Its black and has a flower print down the left hand side It comes past my knees and has tassels at the bottom Its nicer than it sounds trust me The only problem is if I ll ever get an occasion to wear it without lokking overdressed I dont know if NAME is appropriate for a wedding or not I also got a very naken top for NAME Its kind of a halter neck thing but it has no back only about NUM straps across the back Its also nicer than I have described it Mam will hate it but I dont care cause she will not have to wear it Got to go cause I have to buy blu tack cause NUM has bothered to get for me yet Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL books NAME NAME I told you before I can get the NAME NAME and Bence NUM long term and NAME in a nutshell on NUM day loan NAME Examples and the NAME NUM arent there I can get the Rees NUM I ll probably take them out tomorrow Did Dad phone you about the NAME NAME book cause I want to send away my order Phone me either this afternoon or tonight after NUM at NAME s NUM I will get NAME if you want me to cause I m not sure how long it will be a tenner I have to go down the oad for some things anyway I dont think I have any news so I will go away and see if I can send that egreeting to NAME cause I think I ll be able to controll the volume on this computer Lots of Love NAME xx NAME Tell me about any others books tomorrow NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd Fwd If you do nt forward this you are mean Fwd Fwd Hello I didnt get NAME cause I m skint too Books NAME get the Mythical ManMethod What the hell is that about anyway NAME get NAME NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME NAME get NAME Examples NAME in a nutshell is NUM day loan which means I cant get it or you ll have to read it in the library whichever you prefer I ve got the NAME and NAME NUM Dont know why I said I hadnt Got to go cause I m hungry and busy in that order Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re books NAME NAME I can get the NAME book I ll probably get it tomorrow If someone has it I can recall it The Pressman NUM is available in the basement which is a long term loan I think or its available on NUM day loan I ll wait and get your opinion on that one You ll have to phone me tonight and tell me whats happening If I m out it wont be for long so just keep trying NAME no guarantee that NAME will be there to take a message Lots of Love NAME xx NAME you d better phone cause if you dont NUM will be there to pick you up NAME NAME EMAIL Re end of term NAME etc NAME NAME As dad told you I wasnt going to come to the ent cause I have no money This was not acceptable to you so I will think it over further NAME NAME NAME will be in this weekend so I can give her all the dates I need to be off and I ll see if I m allowed to get more time off I dont have any news except that NAME s birthday is tomorrow so you might want to get a card and send it to him or something you know cause he has no friends so will get few cards You have to feel sorry for him dont you Well I m going to go now since you re the only onw who has emailed me so I ll get some more reading for my essay done before my lecture Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Fwd Re SUNSCREEN Fwd Fwd Fwd NAME NAME I told NAME to get me a video and the best thing you could give me would be money for my holiday I ve told her that too Dont send me an egreeting cause I dont know when I ll be back on the computer as I will be studying hard My megapass runs out tomorrow and I m devastated Well got to go cause I m only checking them quickly and I m going home to read as I ve not done much today I visited NAME cause it was NAME s birthday I went to the pictures tonight and saw Hanging Up which is a chick flick with mam nasts wilmo child Mam didnt think it was that great but me NAME liked it Well must go so I will maybe speak to you later Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME NAME wasnt in this weekend so she hasnt confirmed if I m allowed that week off to come down and see you but hopefully she lets me cause she likes me and I m the coolest NAME NAME EMAIL Re money Sorry for taking so long to reply but I havent been on the computers I m very grateful for your sympathy with regard to my loss but I am fine now especially as I have a replacement NAME NAME NAME I think I may have to check into rehab though cause I m not getting another one after this cause NUM wont get good use out of it Gladiator is ace Really really good Its very Braveheart but great NAME NAME is in it NAME Why am I telling you this cause you ve maybe seen it by now I fnot definately go What ent am I going to You should probably send messages to Mid Street cause I dont know if I ll be back on the computer after this Dad wants to know what is happening I m going shopping in NAME so if you want to join me it would be nice I can be flexible about when but I m definately going My Psych exam went ok I think Me and NAME went to see NAME in NAME yesterday It was ace It was just like a muppets film which you know I love even if aimed at the under NUM Well got to go cause I should be revising NAME is coming through today so I have to go shopping with him for my CHAR day present I m going to see NAME Destination tonight which is meant to be really good so I have to do lots of work today Lots of Love NAME xx NAME See you soon NAME NAME EMAIL Re Sensation and other stuff This is my last email so dont send me anymore I dont know that he set the same questions NUM years in a row but I know they were the same as last year I was revising for sociology which was this morning so now I m free I was only planning to shop for NUM day in NAME anyway For my birthday NAME gave me a snowglobe which actually has glitter in it from the NAME store Its NAME being stuck in NAME s door cause he s fat I ll show you sometime That will be all for now Lots of love NAME xx NAME The bastards are making me work NUM til NUM so I m looking for a new job I ve heard NAME want people If I dont get a job I m leaving after my holiday regardless They can fuck off with their NUM shit NAME NAME EMAIL Re To NAME I m not sure exactly why but maybe there s too much people in NUM and I think there s a lot of bulk packing to do If they think I m going to bulk pack my whole summer then they can definately fuck off Dont send anymore cause I m going home soon xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re To NAME My computer keeps mucking up when I try to forward something dad sent me home so I can print it so I dont know if you got my email NUM seconds ago or not I just said I m not sure why I have to do NUM but it might be for bulk packing and I m not doing that for the whole summer xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Spread a little happiness From NAME To NAME hello NAME cant be arsed to do whatever your email told me to but WEBSITE in at NUM NUM to NUM yesterday so I m wrecked and I have lots to dowe re not the only chicks going to NAME that was just what NAME said oh well got to gochat soon Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Spread a little happiness From NAME To NAME Hi Im in a hurry trying NUM get home for the football My number will be the same Write next week Lots of Love NAME xx NAME Mein Ching Ching NAME NAME EMAIL Re Spread a little happiness From NAME To NAME NAME NAME And you said my email was confusing NAME mein ching ching was what NAME used to say for see ya on the phone to the parents My night in NAME was good I think anyway but I cant remember anything I made vodka jellies for the bus and I had half of them with some punch and buckfast Not a good plan I vaguely remember getting off the bus and being in the first pub but thats it I was with Loopy the whole night and found out later that in NAME I was lying in the toilet dehydrated NAME was in with me and a wifey from the bar cause I was lying on the floor shaking They were giving me water and telling me to sip it but I was trying to gulp it CHAR kind of remember the end of NAME cause I had an argument with Loopy casue he told me to stay away frrom Spoots I went to a chippy after that but I dont remember being in there I remember everything after that I was with Spoots and I really like him but he isnt looking for anything like that just now or so he told me last friday when I was harassing the poor loon I m extremely disappointed but I ll keep working on it Dont think I have anymore news I m actually lovesick cause I feel like shit My life keeps getting better Hollyoaks did you say So whats new with you Hows the garage Hows the friends Tell them I said hi Have you got NAME Still s new phone number yet so I can send her messages Chat to you later Lots of Love NAME xx NAME I spoke to NAME for the first time NUM Fridays ago in the NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re ohhhhhhhhmarymarymarymay hello again I m back at uni cause NAME wanted to check emails Spoots is NAME NAME from NAME I dont think I was with Loopy again and if I was I dont remember Anyway he s not that bad He s right fine The lovesickness would be over Spoots cause its not going anywhere Not much was said to NAME and I was drunk anyway He got my mobile number Well got to go NAME mein ching ching Lots of Love NAME xx NAME Your last email was just my one sent back with little additions from yourself NAME NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re ohhhhhhhhmarymarymarymay NAME NAME very quiet arent youHows you Im still not behaving and its getting me into more troubleNearly lost my best friend cause I was with the guy she fanciesKelly s talking to me now but I dont know where I stand with her cause shes being extremely funny and excluding me NUM minute but being normal the next so fuck WEBSITE might know WEBSITE much else to tell except that I m going to NAME this weekend NAME not coming now cause she says she cant afford it More like NAME cant so shes not going Them NUM are so far up each others arses just now its unbelievable When are you home for Christmas Got a recorded verbal warning from work for having NUM sundays off out of NUM and for lateness Was on time the next day NAME but wait it was only cause I was so pissed that I put my clock NUM hours forwards instead of NUM backNice eh Lots of Love NAME xx NAME You have no idea My life is more like Hollyoaks than the programme itself and I get better every time NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail Shut up mamim a good girlta ta NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail Forgot to ask on the phone what do you actually want for your birthday and NAME You wont be getting it till I come down in January probably so you could pick something for both together if its something more expensive you would likeBasically you have pound NUM in total so you can please your arseChat later when I have more time I have to go down the road with dad and NAME and I have an essay to do for Friday which means thursday since I go WEBSITE the only thing thats keeping me going is the fact that there is no more written work after this NAME Lots of Love Your miserable I hate uni sister NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail NAME already got my present from you but thanks for asking I want NAME the gladiator video and there was a box set so that took up all my allowance Just handed in my essay NAME So do you just want money or are there any particaular cds etc that you would like Been on the computer for NUM hours typing my essay so I really cant be arsed to type anymore so I ll send you a better NUM next week Lots of Love NAME xx NAME Im not drinking this weekend Well maybe Sunday cause me em and NAME are having supper at the ship and watching the football NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail did drink on sunday but not much was still sober wasnt late at all this weekend not drinking this weekend either dads been trying to get a hold of you for NUM days so could you get in touch please cause hes moaning in my lug thats about it I think so ill chat later Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re NAME NAME NAME NAME birthday by the way trying to send you an egreeting but its taking ages to find the page for some reason Have NUM weeks to go at uni NAME experienced the box set cause NUM wont be getting it till NAME You owe either NAME or dad not sure Will you be spending NAME day on your own or will you go to NAME s Hows the job cause you ve started havent you I was on time and sober all weekend NUM in a row NAME Got to go to see if this bloody thing will work yet Then I m going to the library to study I surprise myself sometimes Anyway hope you have a good day Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Hey NAME NAME for the card Very nice I thought and you know how I love those bears Thats me just out of my second exam I left early cause it was multiple guess and NUM min is too long for NUM questions when youre as smart as me If I hadnt left then I would have been sat for half an hour doing NAME This way I get to email then get home quicker to revise See Im not just a pretty face Before you start doing a mam thing on me I did check all my answers before I left Im definately going to Bon jovi the tickets are paid WEBSITE should see if you can find out when hes touring down south so you can go too Thats about it I probably wont phone you at the weekend cause I ll be revising for my last exam on Monday NAME be home on Tuesday so I ll do it then or Wednesday NAME having a NUM next Saturday so I ll probably be helping prepare for that all week Did try to phone at the weekend but noone answered NAME ta Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL NAME Hi sis Forgot to phone you when I was home but I promise I will this weekend Im still off on a Friday I did get a new phone so would you like the old one posted down so I can send you messages Oh well it was worth a try The exams went ok I think but I ll find out soon enough NAME all your coursework going Did you get all the grievances about your house sorted out We had our NAME belated new year end of NAME exams party on saturday if you havent spoken to dad NAME it was NAME was extemely pissed I was the most sober of the family if you would believe I made my sex on the beach too strong with grenadine to start with so I think I was probably drinking mostly juice but never mind NAME NAME and lemonade is what I ve now acquired a taste for Me NAME NAME and NAME went through to the bingo in NAME last Friday They wouldnt let us play cause you have to be a member for NUM hours before you can Our cards will be with us within a week We went to NAME for supper instead We all had chicken fahitas which were stunning I had an NAME NAME Sounds like a plan Meet me at the bar I gotta piss first They re really good It tastes like loveheart sweeties Its got southern comfort amaretto vodka orange and grenadine Just need to acquire a bottle of NAME for myself NAME THats about all my news so Im going to go Oh I think Im gan wi NAME Well NAME says NAME says I am but I havent spoken to him since Sunday The bastard hasnt phoned He said he would so Im not going to Chat at the weekend sometime Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re Fwd NAME NAME does it again Well I thought it was funny Maybe it didnt work when I sent it on to you xx From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re Fwd NAME NAME does it again NAME NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME What the fuck is this Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Fwd NAME NAME does it again Yes it helps if youre in sometimes when we phone Or also if you phone back sometimes when we ve left messages with your flatmates xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail NAME NAME I didnt phone back on Sunday but I was in the Ship all day for NAME football etc Yes Im gan wi NAME which Im hoping turns out to be a good thing It is so far anyway The relations all thought he was fine anyway I might phone this weekend but I have a quiz on Friday dont know what Im doing on Saturday yet and Im gan to the Ship on Sunday to watch the NAME Celtic game Dont have anymore news and Im still waiting for my exam results Lots of Love NAME xx Phone number NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail Yes its orange NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail Just a quick note to say that me and NAME are finished in case dad hasnt already told you xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail NAME NAME got your email from last week but I dont have to answer the question since I told you everything yesterday I have been sensible with the alcohol NAME have you know It was only on Wednesday and Thursday that I tried to get pissed I knew that guaranteed cause I wasnt then the days when I had to go to work after I would end up in a condition I decided not to on Sunday as well in case they all came into the pub Dad agreed it would be best if I had a clear head for that Still no results but the pass lists are up and I have passed all NUM exams NAME Now I just have to hope that my marks are ok cause I think they count towards my actual degree mark However no resits and thats the main thing Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re your mail On NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME You did nt tell me that did you Or was that the NAME thing Not sure if I told you or not Wednesday was NAME but thursday was a brainwave We started at NUM when I got home from uni Went to pictures Saw NAME NAME My Car NAME but not as good as I thought it would be Back to flat for another drink Drink on bus through extended straws THen NAME It s taken me about NUM attempts to understand that snetence but I think I get you now Yes that would be sentence Does he still speak to any of them Or has he said anything more to the point NAME said anything so far I dont think But since they all ignored him last Thursday I think theyre avoiding him Cool What about NAME or anyone else NAME passed hers She had NUM as her rd course was continuous assessment Like I said I dont think NAME passed any of hers but she hasnt said to anyone You think How can you not know Hope you know me At least you have the possibility of resits if you do fuck up But I know what you mean Congratulations Only NUM more to go Dont get what you mean by that I was sat outside my tutorial room after I got off the computer You go through a door and theres NUM rooms I was texting ginger I heard NAME NAME NAME believe it NAME How likely is it that the rooms would be next door I said hiya back NAME believe her though How can she speak as if nothings happened when shes bitchy as fuck when Im not there Like sat night for example or texting NAME instead of me to see if I was still gan to Carols Telling you its like primary school Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL See you NAME NAME NAME EMAIL Re hiya Yes I was chuffed with my results NAME heard from NAME unless its further down the in box Thanks again for my bear It makes me smile Got to go cause I have a class at NUM and have to email NAME cause its her birthday NAME Lots of Love NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Re books On Mon NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME Here s a massive list of books from some of your courses Do nt worry you do nt need them all but I didnt 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Mechanical Theorem NAME Chang and NAME YES Logic for Information Technology NAME NO Logic for Computer Science NAME and NAME YES BUT NAME HAVE TO RECALL IT FROM SOME POOR STUDENT WHO HAS IT OUT NAME THE ST JUNE See yous NAME xx NAME NAME EMAIL Almost sober weekend NAME NAME And how are you When do your classes start again When do you find out about the job Forgot to mail you yesterday and this morning but back on the computer cause I ve stuff to print off Going to the library after this to start my revision Nearly had a sober weekend Was a a quiz on Friday with NAME NAME and Ally We came th It took so long that I missed all of NAME s band Mam said they were crap anyway but we ve not to tell NAME Like I would anyway I went out on Saturday with NAME but we were both sober so it was pretty shit Sunday was NAME NAME s testimonial We lost NUM if NUM has told you already Went to ship after to watch Celtic game Still no alcohol at this point There was a disco and buffet for NAME NAME wanted me to stay down I went home had supper and went back Ended up completely steaming Had a lock in Left ship about NUM and a few of us went back to Steps the barmans flat Dad not best pleased with me cause I got home at NUM and missed uni yesterday Was still pissed til god knows what time Was opening a warehouse account and it was taking ages to go through so I had to go outside cause my legs had gone all shaky and I was sweating and stuff Only got a NUM for my report which Im quite gutted about She said it was basically the wrong format But it was the same as my last which I got an NUM for We should be taught properly in nd year how to write reports cause its pretty shit when people mark you differently for the same thing The NAME is still emailing me Just thought I would let you know Got to go so I do at least some work today Any gossip for me by the way Dont think I ve got any I ve got the day off after NAME s henny which is good cause it means NUM wont get the sack for not going in NAME Lots of Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re happen to like being a spud From NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Re Almost sober weekend Date NAME NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME Starting to get stressed now Why are you stressed I got the email yesterday saying I did nt get a place but I was expecting that Why were you execting that I thought you thought you d done ok You have nt started yet NAME ha Have now I did nearly a whole hour yesterday NAME NUM good So why bother You know it s shit sober Only on a Saturday cause theres too much people It was NAME last night out cause he leaves for NAME on Saturday morning so thoought I should You re a spud Like I said I m proud of that Do you have a student representative or someone you can complain to Yes My tutor heard us talking and will bring it up in a meeting We also fill in a form at the end of term on the course so I ll put it on there Fine fine Is he interested SMILEY In what Not really I do nt think Waiting for something to actually happen so far this term What an interesting life you must lead How convenient for you I know NAME and yeehah NAME Lots of Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE See you NAME Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re happen to like being a spud Why not By the way he speaks he likes me xx From NAME To NAME NAME Subject Re happen to like being a spud NAME Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Hmph SMILEY NAME is a moron Starting to get stressed now Why are you stressed NAME I have exams I got the email yesterday saying I did nt get a place but I was expecting that Why were you execting that I thought you thought you d done ok It was nt bad or anything but that company is just really impossible to get into You have nt started yet NAME ha Have now I did nearly a whole hour yesterday NAME NUM good Stunning So why bother You know it s shit sober Only on a Saturday cause theres too much people It was NAME last night out cause he leaves for NAME on Saturday morning so thoought I should Fair enough Did he have a good night You re a spud Like I said I m proud of that Hmmm Do you have a student representative or someone you can complain to Yes My tutor heard us talking and will bring it up in a meeting We also fill in a form at the end of term on the course so I ll put it on there Well that s a good start Fine fine Is he interested SMILEY In what You Does he know you like him Or do you Not really I do nt think Waiting for something to actually happen so far this term What an interesting life you must lead Oh yes How convenient for you I know NAME and yeehah Sigh NAME Lots of Love NAME xx See you NAME PS Why are you using hotmail Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re happen to like being a spud NAME NAME NAME you and how is the study going I m going to the library after this to get some books then I m going to sit in the sun somewhere cause its beautiful today and warm too I need NAME and NAME s addresses so we can send them invitations to our party Do you have NAME s NAME one I could just text and email but its more fun this way We re chuffed with our invitations Did you get up to anything this weekend I stayed in on Friday and revised Then on Saturday I had NAME henny Her blackening was on Saturday too but I was working when they were meeting Wish I d gone up in my fishy clothes after though cause they had a great afternoon Was suitably pissed at night as you d expect My NUM little toes are blistered and really sore Had a really good night but have something to tell you You ll be really disgusted with me cause I am already NAME I took NAME NAME home Well its worse than that You ll probably guess cause NAME did Remember the tidy bouncer thats going to NAME with us Oh yes NAME really gone too far this time Im going to have to start taking my own advice Apart from that I had a goood night Dad doesnt know either so at least thats something Dad took me back to NAME last night I wondered why he came to the Ship to offer me a run I knew he was up to something but didnt know what He had to tell me before we left though He had a date He went to the pictures Dont know what to see like She seems fine enough Im still emailing my Dundonian Him and the Claw are maybe coming up for my birthday but the Claw doesnt know what he s doing yet NAME believe youre not going to be there Well think thats about all my news so I ll go so theres still time to get some decent study done Lots of Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE YIPPEE Hey sis Just a quick note to tell you I got an NUM for my last essay WOOHOO Im really chuffed today cause I didnt do as well on my last NUM Even the fact that I have a presentation at NUM cant dampen my spirits Lots of Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Oh fuck NAME NAME Im just writing to tell you what I found out about th year today I have no January exams A bonus at first thought But noooooo I ll have all my course exams for both semesters in May Why am I not surprised NUM bloody exams I ll have quite close together I ll have to remember stuff from October in NAME How am I supposed to cope with that NAME been not too bad this term but you know how shit I am at organising my time and how easily sidetracked I get THe worst bit is I ll probably have to worry about my thesis in January so it wont make a difference if I have exams then or not Also I have to give a presentation on my thesis to the whole of the department next year fuck knows how long for Think I should quit while I m ahead Just joking you know Have every intention of staying in education for as long as possible Bet youre so chuffed I chose you to email to get this off my chest I was going to email the Dundonian but I ve emailed twice today already so I ll feel like a bit of a stalker if I email again On a brighter note my presentation went ok I suppose I dont have anymore to do this term anyway We had to go outside cause there wasnt a room for us We thought it was shit to start with but it was probably better cause it was more relaxed cause we didnt have to stand up I didnt have acetates anyway so I didnt miss the projector Well Im going home to eat Feels like NAME been here foar days Think Im wasting away NAME havent eaten since NUM this morning so I m allowed to be hungry Lots of Love NAME xx Get Your Private Free Email from NAME NAME at WEBSITE Re Oh fuck NAME NAME Its too much like hard work to split up that email and reply so Im not going to Ive started doing my sit ups again so youre not the only NUM doing exercise I ll have to start swimming again but it ll have to wait til after my exams NAME and NAME have been going to dancing on a Thursday so I ll probably start that too It was a group presentation on our research project That was to do with eyewitness memory It went ok I suppose It was nice sitting in the sun but there was 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great time in NAME it was unseasonably warm over NUM degrees all the time we were there It was hot but still bearable as there is no humidity We just missed seeing NAME NAME she arrived the day we left so that was too bad NAME to here from you soon Love NAME NAME no subject Hi NAME WEBSITE will be able to invite your cousin down from NAME NAME for a weekend You are probably more settled this year having your first year of studies under your belt and being more familiar with the city and university Nothing much happening over NAME go to NAME s Corner to watch the fitba WEBSITE so many people showing up any more so the price has been increased to NUM dollarsEunice is going to NAME on the th of November for her company s quarter century club NAME am going down by train on the Friday afternoon and we will have a weekend in NAME managed to get tickets from one of my suppliers for the hockey game Friday NAME is NAME CHAR NAME Bay NAME and the tickets were NUM dollars NAME am glad I did nt have to pay for NAME will check what shows are on at that time and plan on taking one in on the SaturdayMama NAME will still be running so we may go to see that show I have been busy painting the last NUM weeksEunice decided to change the colour of the kitchen so now it is redecorated NAME is still investigating the University of NAME NAME for studying NAME hope that is the correct spellingAnyhow it is sports related physiotherepy WEBSITE arrived on the Thursday we NAME the way during my last few hours in NAME I cashed in NUM Dollars from a NUM dollar betEunice also scored because the NAME on the strip had a sale and NAME bought NUM outfits which normally would have cost in excess of NUM dollars for NUM dollars see yah enjoy NAME NAME New email address NAME NAME Hi NAME NAME Our free month is up with NAME and we re going to dump it The free internet from NAME NAME seems to work okay but we do nt know if the email works I sent you both email last weekend from the new internet provider but not sure if it s been received I m beginning to wonder if it only works within certain areas Anyway if it dose nt work I ll try Hotmail for a month and see how I like it The new email address is EMAIL or EMAIL Will try and phone you this weekend NAME and will phone you NAME when I get your phone number NAME was working this morning but stopped in at the corner to see NAME getting grubbed The weather here has cooled down this past couple of days but is nice and sunny and perfect autumn weather Will talk to you shortly NAME NAME NAME Halloween Just wondering how the concert went Good time I hope Were there any halloween happenings Details please Got NUM tickets for NAME NAME Scene at the Music Hall on nd April only seats left though Will you be in the NAME then Do you want one of the tickets Plenty time to decide Watched the NAME witch Project last night Can now confirm it is pants will write again soon NAME XX Just wondering how the concert went Good time I hope Were there any halloween happenings Details please Got NUM tickets for NAME NAME Scene at the Music Hall on nd April only seats left though Will you be in the NAME then Do you want one of the tickets Plenty time to decide Watched the NAME witch Project last night Can now confirm it is pants will write again soon NAME XX the eagle has landed Have figured out where my emails are going now and how to access them so we should be ablw to stay in touch now NAME Keep being interrupted by guisers ALL of whom are chanting Trick or treat trick or treat give us something nice to eat NAME they all like munching p s Hope your continuous maths study continued continuously Good news for NAME today she got her appeal for English so her I was upgraded to an NAME NAME for her She s applying to study in NAME and I m not sure yet how I feel about that though timewisw I suppose she ll be as close as you are NAME s been sacked from his dishwashing job for asking too often to swap shifts A bit harsh but he ll live and learn Have to go Tuesday Club tonight and I want to get some marking shifted first Write soon CHAR lovely one NAME Have figured out where my emails are going now and how to access them so we should be ablw to stay in touch now NAME Keep being interrupted by guisers ALL of whom are chanting Trick or treat trick or treat give us something nice to eat NAME they all like munching p s Hope your continuous maths study continued continuously Good news for NAME today she got her appeal for English so her I was upgraded to an NAME NAME for her She s applying to study in NAME and I m not sure yet how I feel about that though timewisw I suppose she ll be as close as you are NAME s been sacked from his dishwashing job for asking too often to swap shifts A bit harsh but he ll live and learn Have to go Tuesday Club tonight and I want to get some marking shifted first Write soon CHAR lovely one NAME mummy calling NAME darling Just a short message to keep you up to date with events here in the NAME Sad news on Sunday I m afraid NAME NAME s dad died suddenly so as you d expect NAME s a mess NUM good thing is that the Tuesday Club have all rallied and seem to have managed to settle their differences The funeral is on Thursday so I ll have to take the afternoon off work for that Another nice man gone NAME has surprisingly survived her weekend in NAME but I m sure she ll tell you more than I can NAME is history again as of last night NAME says she missed out on the floatingonair everything is great stage this time and went straight to the how annoying can he get stage so it was doomed from the restart Less than NUM weeks to go until NAME NAME Will have to look out my most aerodynamic underwear to throw at him No more rubbish springs to mind Write right soon right Love NAME xx NAME darling Just a short message to keep you up to date with events here in the NAME Sad news on Sunday I m afraid NAME NAME s dad died suddenly so as you d expect NAME s a mess NUM good thing is that the Tuesday Club have all rallied and seem to have managed to settle their differences The funeral is on Thursday so I ll have to take the afternoon off work for that Another nice man gone NAME has surprisingly survived her weekend in NAME but I m sure she ll tell you more than I can NAME is history again as of last night NAME says she missed out on the floatingonair everything is great stage this time and went straight to the how annoying can he get stage so it was doomed from the restart Less than NUM weeks to go until NAME NAME Will have to look out my most aerodynamic underwear to throw at him No more rubbish springs to mind Write right soon right Love NAME xx Are you receiving me Just thought it was a bit strange that you had not answered my last email Everything OK Still no personal phone number NAME XX Just thought it was a bit strange that you had not answered my last email Everything OK Still no personal phone number NAME XX crossed lines NAME Mam I heard about NAME s dad NAME the funeral was okay Have nt really heard much from NAME except that her life just keeps getting more like Hollyoaks then Hollyoaks Do nt know anything about her NAME weekend yet though I heard NAME got sacked as well Is he job hunting again Who are you going to NAME NAME with I m going to see NAME on the th th maybe of December so I wo nt be home till at least then unless I get a good enough job here in which case it s not worth me coming home this holiday Went to an interview yesterday and got offered a winter internship and probably next summer as well but I d have to agree to do part time work till next summer as well which I do nt think I should commit myself too Went to compsci NAME NAME the night before and still have nt caught up on my sleep but I had to finish a practical today NAME we did nt finish last week s NUM last week and could nt finish it before this week s session NAME the network was down for almost NUM whole days So now I ve finished that NUM NAME it was really annoying me but am still NUM practical behind They might organise an extra session since the network was down during our session yesterday though Better go home to my bed See you NAME Do nt know why your reply did not show up on the first list of mail It s good to hear from you Need more details about the internship me being a thicko NAME s a busload going to NAME NAME but I bought tickets for NAME NAME NAME NAME and me She ll look really cool eh If you ca nt make it home over Christmas can I come down See ya Mam XX Re NAME NAME Hi NAME Thanks for the anniversary wishes You were pretty pretty close to getting it right our anniversary is on Thursday November rd After NUM years with NAME it s a wonder that anybody gets it right We got the card from your dad as well he s getting very good at sending musical cards I do nt know where he finds them all We were in NAME last weekend I went down to NAME on the Thursday as it was the NAME employees who have been with the company for over NUM year s annual dinner The old fogies club aka the old fools club We had a great time drank far too much and suffered the next day I had some business to attend to on the Friday but NAME came down on the Friday night and we went to the hockey game We stayed over in NAME till Sunday so all in all it was a nice weekend This week is kind of busy as I m quite busy at work I m also organizing a retirees luncheon in NAME this Friday and we have company coming from NAME on Friday for the weekend Because I ve got company coming I ve got to clean the house do shopping which did nt get done this weekend and do Christmas shopping for the NAME NAME I wish I was more organized I ve got the retiree luncheon organized okay I think but am going to get shit from our Human Resources Department as I m sure I m well over budget Although it s their own blame as they keep changing things and they probably should nt be involved in the first place What are you going to do for Christmas Are you going to go up to NAME and spend the day with NAME and your favourite cousin We wo nt be going to NAME or the NAME for Christmas unless NAME wins the lottery I m not sure what we re doing yet The weather has changed and got a lot colder NAME said on Thursday night it was a blizzard in NAME NAME was cold but was nt snowing NAME which is a fair bit north of here got NUM feet of snow today Do nt work too hard and look after yourself Talk to you soon NAME NAME NAME NAME I tried to send you an email but I must ve got the address wrong or somwething The original message should hopefully still be attached though See you NAME NAME Birthday NAME Hope you have a very happy birthday tomorrow I do nt know if my card will get there in time as I only got your address from your dad last Monday At this time of the year the post is quite slow I instructed your dad to give you money from NAME and I for your birthday as I m not to keen in putting it in with the card Some things I sent to NAME went astray I also sent you an electronic card just in case the real one does nt get there in time NAME got a big surprise yesterday he was able to listen to a live report from the NAME Park on the NAME NAME game on NAME through the NAME He s just amazed at the technology I got to listen to the Dons while I was sending an email to your dad Have been having a few problems with the PC freezing up so I may have to take it back to the shop but I m going to try to hang on till after Christmas I ve got to go out shortly so I had better go and get ready Will give you a phone call sometime soon Hope you enjoy your new job and have a great birthday NAME NAME NAME NAME I sent the electronic card to EMAIL I just notices that the last email came from NAME NAME with no other address Have you got a new email address NAME NAME NAME NAME Hope you have a very happy birthday tomorrow I do nt know if my card will get there in time as I only got your address from your dad last Monday At this time of the year the post is quite slow I instructed your dad to give you money from NAME and I for your birthday as I m not to keen in putting it in with the card Some things I sent to NAME went astray I also sent you an electronic card just in case the real one does nt get there in time NAME got a big surprise yesterday he was able to listen to a live report from the NAME Park on the NAME NAME game on NAME through the NAME He s just amazed at the technology I got to listen to the Dons while I was sending an email to your dad Have been having a few problems with the PC freezing up so I may have to take it back to the shop but I m going to try to hang on till after Christmas I ve got to go out shortly so I had better go and get ready Will give you a phone call sometime soon Hope you enjoy your new job and have a great birthday NAME NAME amp NAME NAME I sent the electronic card to EMAIL I just notices that the last email came from NAME NAME with no other address Have you got a new email address NAME NAME amp NAME Re NAME Birthday Hi NAME You are in my address book under NAME NAME so I guess I was just getting a little confused Did you get my last email which was a reply to your email of November th Please send me your address and phone number as I appear to have deleted the email your dad sent on Monday which contained your address I deleted it intentionally but forgot your address was in it And I have no idea where I have put your phone number I m sure it s jotted down on a piece of paper and put in a safe place Must be having a senior s moment NAME NAME NAME NAME I got the ecard thanks Dad told me about the card etc so thanks for that too My email address has nt changed but sometimes the programs justy decide to show the name you have in your profile instead of just your address Am I in your address book under NAME NAME by any chance We re going to NAME s to buy dinner now so I ll speak to you later See you NAME Joke of the day Forwarded by NAME NAME NAME CA CGUGROUP on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME EMAIL To EMAIL NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM cc AM Subject Joke of the day Forwarded by NAME NAME INGCANADA INGFSINA on NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM AM Recently at a theological meeting in NAME scholars had a heated debate on this subject One by NUM they offered their evidence NUM PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS NAME NUM His first name was NAME NUM He was bilingual NUM He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK NUM He called everybody brother NUM He liked Gospel NUM He could nt get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS JEWISH NUM He went into His Father s business NUM He lived at home until he was NUM NUM He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was NAME But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS NAME NUM He talked with his hands NUM He had wine with every meal NUM He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN NUM He never cut his hair NUM He walked around barefoot NUM He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS NAME NUM He never got married NUM He was always telling stories NUM He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence NUM PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN NUM He had to feed a crowd at a moment s notice when there was no food NUM He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DID NT GET IT NUM Even when He was dead He had to get up because there was more work for him to do Re A Little Christmas Cheer NAME NAME I did attached something called A Little Christmas Cheer it is a NAME NAME game which is kind of silly but kind of cute I ca nt save it in this account NAME its too big But I ve seen it before I think and it s quite funny Thank you I had a phone call from your dad on Thursday night that s why I did nt check my email Yes Dad said that s what might ve happened Your sister NAME was baking mincemeat tarts and gingerbread wreaths and Christmas trees and drinking whisky and girders at NUM oclock in the morning and had school next day She told me and then slept in and went into school late and drunk I explained to NAME that the extent of my Christmas baking had been making cornflake wreaths and white chocolate bark with cranberries The only baking done is to melt the chocolate Well that s more baking than I ve done After I got off the phone to your dad NAME s sister NAME called and she s always on the phone for a good hour so I ended up having supper at half past NUM at night I m now off work till December th and NAME is off till January rd NAME arrives in NAME on December th so NAME will have someone to lead him astray the blind leading the blind NAME is off down to Scots Corner this morning to watch NAME I ll tune into NAME NUM while I read the CHAR CHAR and the NAME game will be on if they are playing Then after that I ll do some work The place is like a pigsty I ve attached the silly game again Will be in touch sometime over the weekend NAME NAME See you NAME NAME NAME Did you attach something to your last email I was nt sure whether to open it or not NAME you did nt mention it and I thought it might be a virus Anyway thanks for the email Dad is working nights just now I think There has nt been any snow in NAME yet and I doubt there will be It s mostly just really cold Anyway I m not outside much so that s okay CHAR pretty knackered from working late NAME the NAME I m working with prefers to work late than get up at a reasonable hour but I ca nt really sleep late so I m looking forward to catching up on my sleep in a few days time Anyway I d better get ready to do some work today See you NAME Re your mail Hi NAME That was NAME s attempt at email He needs to enhance his typing skills his fingers are a lot slower than his mouth I phoned you a couple of times yesterday and the lines were busy Not sure if it was your phone line or the international lines When NAME s sister NAME came over she said she could not get through to anyone all day yet I had phoned gran your dad and NAME and had no trouble getting through Just as we were sitting down for Christmas dinner NAME NAME NAME phoned so that was good for an hour and the dinner was almost ruined But it was nt too bad even if everything was bunged into the oven when she phoned NAME gave me a book for Christmas called NAME NAME s chocolate recipes so I ll have to get started on them Gran gave NAME a book on NAME which even instructs you to try the hair of the dog the next day I wonder if she s trying to lead him even further astray We still have a ton of snow and it s freeezing NAME arrives from NAME tomorrow so he ll notice quite the difference in the climate I m back at work tomorrow but NAME is off till the rd of January Will definitely get in touch at the weekend By the time I get home from work you are probably fast asleep NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME You too See you soon NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote merry christmas NAME uncle NAME NAME NAME New Year Hi NAME NAME New Year hope you had a good time at NAME s Tried phoning you on NAME New Year s Day and today Got a busy signal today so you were probably NAME the other times the phone just rang I talked to your dad today and he said you spent NAME with NAME I hope you did nt lead my sister astray I had thought of phoning NAME but thought I d leave it till NAME and your dad gets there as I had spoken to NAME and NAME on Christmas day NAME arrived in NAME on Thursday with a tooth ache and ended up getting the tooth extracted on Friday We has lunch and a few drinks with him on Saturday then picked him up on Sunday afternoon and he stayed till this afternoon He brought with him a fart machine with remote control from British Home Stores which was quite disgusting but after a few drinks was quite acceptable He was getting everyone as they came in the house and bent down to take their boots off We had planned a quiet NAME because the weather was nt all that great We ended up with a small crowd but the time jus flew by and it was NUM am when our last guests left I talked to NAME for a while then cleared up so it was after NUM am by the time I got to bed I was up at am because NAME s mam had stayed the night and I was going to make breakfast But when I got up she had flown the coop and left us a note Had I known she was nt there I would have stayed in bed for a while and let NAME and NAME fend for themselves However NAME made breakfast and it was very good We had a reasonably quite day and a nice dinner then NAME conked out about pm We had an early dinner this afternoon then returned NAME to his daughter s I think he took half of the contents of my fridge with him each time I asked if he would use something he said yes So he s away with roast beef meatballs in gravy a huge tuna cheese log all kinds of Christmas biscuits cake chocolate and lots of sweet junk He has enough to last till the end of the week So the birds missed out on the shortbread and stuff although we still have lots of nuts and stuff Are you going up to NAME to stay at NAME s when NAME and your dad are in NAME We start work tomorrow what a thought Will try and get in contact next weekend NAME NAME amp NAME Greetings From The Frozen North Hi NAME We ve had a horrible winter NAME NAME NAME probably the worst in over NUM years Hopefully the worst is over now and there is warmth in sight We had rain on Friday night which did get rid of some the snow but during the night the temperature dropped over NUM degrees and it was freezing on Saturday I have nt been in contact with your dad for a while I phoned last Sunday but the only NUM there was NAME who told me NAME had got a written warning from NAME for being late The time before that I awakened him from CHAR snooze and it took him a while to waken up and the time before that was in NAME NAME left for NAME at the end of January and his daughter got married in NAME last Saturday NAME had bought a kilt in the NAME for the occasion He will be going to NAME to spend the last NUM weeks of his holiday with his youngest daughter NAME then it s back to NAME to become landscape gardener who needs cash Nothing much is happening here except we wish the winter was over We are going to NAME on the th NAME to see Mama NAME When we were in NAME last summer we tried to go see it but it was sold out So it should be a good weekend NAME things are going well for you and work is nt too strenuous Drop us an email sometime to let us know what s happening NAME NAME amp NAME hello stranger You are a very difficult person to get hold of CHAR beloved one Have attempted to phone you on numerous occasions but always failed I miss you Had a plan in mind to visit you this coming weekend as we have Friday and Monday off school but that s out of the question now because I m not up to it even if it was OK with you This is my third week off work Started off with an ear infection in the tinnitis ear which sent my balance totally off kilter and now that s improving but I appear to have postviral fatigue which is making me wabbit big time NAME this wears off soon because I feel totally useless Have nt even seen the car for over NUM weeks Watched about NUM videos it seems like Have had my shopping done by pals had pots of food cooked etc NAME invalid stuff Still should know a difference soon Please reply soonest Love Mam XX You are a very difficult person to get hold of CHAR beloved one Have attempted to phone you on numerous occasions but always failed I miss you Had a plan in mind to visit you this coming weekend as we have Friday and Monday off school but that s out of the question now because I m not up to it even if it was OK with you This is my third week off work Started off with an ear infection in the tinnitis ear which sent my balance totally off kilter and now that s improving but I appear to have postviral fatigue which is making me wabbit big time NAME this wears off soon because I feel totally useless Have nt even seen the car for over NUM weeks Watched about NUM videos it seems like Have had my shopping done by pals had pots of food cooked etc NAME invalid stuff Still should know a difference soon Please reply soonest Love Mam XX it s good to talk NAME to be back in touch I ve cheered up already Tell me what halfway hall involves and give details after the event of course When is end of term and when do you think you ll be home Will write tomorrow Love NAME XX NAME to be back in touch I ve cheered up already Tell me what halfway hall involves and give details after the event of course When is end of term and when do you think you ll be home Will write tomorrow Love NAME XX update Went into school yesterday for a meeting with NAME NAME re relationships in the English department The department s been a shambles for months NAME NAME left for a similar job in NAME She was glad to escape NAME NAME is definitely seen as being a useless manager Everybody has been interviewed by the boss in confidence to see if he can get things sorted Fingers crossed Feel out of things with being off ill Felt better yesterday after getting my gripes off my chest Got the impression that my complaints were shared by everyone else Feel rotten today because I think it took too much out of me Ca nt see me being back at work next week either to be honest Study leave has been extended for NUM days because of snow closures last week Trouble continues with the Tuesday Club particularly between NAME and NAME feel like piggy in the middle CHAR me miserum Cheer me up darling Love Mam XX Went into school yesterday for a meeting with NAME NAME re relationships in the English department The department s been a shambles for months NAME NAME left for a similar job in NAME She was glad to escape NAME NAME is definitely seen as being a useless manager Everybody has been interviewed by the boss in confidence to see if he can get things sorted Fingers crossed Feel out of things with being off ill Felt better yesterday after getting my gripes off my chest Got the impression that my complaints were shared by everyone else Feel rotten today because I think it took too much out of me Ca nt see me being back at work next week either to be honest Study leave has been extended for NUM days because of snow closures last week Trouble continues with the Tuesday Club particularly between NAME and NAME feel like piggy in the middle CHAR me miserum Cheer me up darling Love Mam XX Tee Shirt gremlins Ca nt find the mail you said you sent Can you retry upwardly mobile Invested in a mobile phone last week Have found it a NAME for keeping in touch with NAME NAME please consider one especially NAME My number is NUM NAME said you d texted her Feel free to do the same with me Still signed off but I am noticing an improvement Was speaking to NAME NAME on Friday He was asking how you were getting on NAME seems a lot better about her pals How s your social life at the moment Got your home date yet You OK for money How s the workload just now NAME and write and write Love NAME XX Invested in a mobile phone last week Have found it a NAME for keeping in touch with NAME NAME please consider one especially NAME My number is NUM NAME said you d texted her Feel free to do the same with me Still signed off but I am noticing an improvement Was speaking to NAME NAME on Friday He was asking how you were getting on NAME seems a lot better about her pals How s your social life at the moment Got your home date yet You OK for money How s the workload just now NAME and write and write Love NAME XX Re Tee Shirt Hi NAME Sent your tshirt off just over a week ago so you can let me know when you receive it The weather is still friggin cold and miserable Lets hope spring is on the way because this winter has been much much too long We went to NAME last weekend and had a good time We went down on Saturday morning and came back Sunday night Did some shopping had a couple of good meals and enjoyed ourselves Mama NAME was a great show well worth seeing You ll have to go see it in NAME NAME is talking about trying to go and see it in NAME this summer NAME is off to NAME NAME again on Monday and will be coming back on Thursday He s almost becoming a native Have nt talked to anyone in the NAME recently but will phone NUM NAME on Sunday to see what s doing Otherwise not too much going on here I ve had a bad cold for over a week were we not meeting another couple in NAME I would have probably stayed home last weekend but I m glad I went even if I was stuffed full of drugs Hope you are nt working too hard and things are going well NAME NAME NAME NAME s Birthday Present Just wondering if you have any idea what we can get NAME for her birthday The only thing I can think of is to pay for her tattoo but I do nt know how much that d be Anyway if you ve any ideas Oh by the way shock horror NAME NAME has been spotted wearing a DARK coloured shirt on NUM separate days Wonders will never cease Anyway NAME NAME xx Re NAME events Presidential Debate Garden Party Fwd NAME this debate sounds like a blast Did you go I m sure the professor of NAME would ve been mighty interesting even if he does come from the bestest uni around And guess what I m not pinboning OK I ve been trimming and packing nonstop for the last NUM days and it s boring as hell but it s not pinboning And I ve caused an upset already Apparently in my interview I was supposed to mention the fact that I need time off for CHAR in the Park and my holiday but I did nt know this I have to go and speak to personnel but my chargehand thinks they ll say no cuz I m there for so little time as it is and there s no point in my being there if I m off too much But if they think I m missing either then they can think again NAME OK I m finished my rant NAME NAME What s happening Hi NAME I tried to get a hold of your dad at the weekend to find out if you were finished with exams or still had more to go But he s a hard person to get a hold of Anyway hope all of your exams are over now and you are just enjoying yourself I m sure you ve done quite well Are you getting a summer job in the south or will it be NAME again We re planning of coming over for just over NUM weeks leaving NAME on July th arriving NAME on the th and spending a few days with NAME before going up to the NAME Nothing booked yet but that s the plan The weather here is really hot but it was quite cold up till a couple of weeks ago Last weekend was our first nice weekend in a while so we finally got some gardening done NAME is quite poorly with a sore throat and cold and feeling quite sorry for himself Anyway I ve got to go now as I ve got to make some phonecalls before it gets too late Will be in touch shortly NAME NAME Hi NAME I tried to get a hold of your dad at the weekend to find out if you were finished with exams or still had more to go But he s a hard person to get a hold of Anyway hope all of your exams are over now and you are just enjoying yourself I m sure you ve done quite well Are you getting a summer job in the south or will it be NAME again We re planning of coming over for just over NUM weeks leaving NAME on July th arriving NAME on the th and spending a few days with NAME before going up to the NAME Nothing booked yet but that s the plan The weather here is really hot but it was quite cold up till a couple of weeks ago Last weekend was our first nice weekend in a while so we finally got some gardening done NAME is quite poorly with a sore throat and cold and feeling quite sorry for himself Anyway I ve got to go now as I ve got to make some phonecalls before it gets too late Will be in touch shortly NAME NAME Stoopid OK I did nt look at the date of the debate and I did realise that you forwarded it because of the Western guy I m knot stoopid ya no I went to see personnel yesterday and the quine said my holiday would be OK because I ll still be working for about NUM weeks or something I did nt actually mention CHAR in the Park to her but I do nt see why that should be a problem if I m willing to switch shifts or do extras to make up for it But anyway I have to go back to ask my supervisor so it s up to them I do nt know the name of my chargehand but she has a big mole thing above NUM eyebrow and NAME thinks this is NAME somebody or other by my detailed description I was doing some MS ribbons on my first day but now I think we re just doing any old rubbish I m sure she said the stuff we were doing yesterday was for NAME for their sandwiches but I may have misheard cuz I ve never heard of that before Oh the noise in that place And we had NAME people in today but they did nt come near me so it was OK I saw NAME yesterday but she never saw me She s on the opposite shift but I do nt know if she s alternating so I may be working with her next week NAME guess where I went last night The NAME NAME to see THE PROCLAIMERS NAME it was so magic They sold out quite quickly but NAME got put on a waiting list and NUM tickets were cancelled so we got them Even though we did nt know most of the songs it was still really good but some stupid cow almost started a fight during NUM Miles trying to get to the front centre But she got chucked out so the song was nt entirely ruined Oh mam says that the music you were trying to find last time you were up is The Dance of the Capulets from the ballet of NAME and NAME OK that s it except when are you or are you coming home NAME NAME NAME I told my supervisor that personnel said my holiday was OK but she was nt pleased but gave me this form to fill in anyway I m not mentioning CHAR in the Park again I ll just work around it with sickies or something And the Proclaimers are nt that old in their NUM or something But who cares They re still magic NAME I m so knackered I ve been sleeping for ages but I was nt supposed to cuz I want to get the first book in NAME of the Rings finished tonight And oh my NAME I ca nt believe NAME is gone I m sure I got to the second book the first time I tried to read it but I so do nt remember them losing him NAME too much excitement I also want to watch NAME tonight to see NAME cuz he s so luvly I watched Go yesterday but he s not so good in it cuz he puts on a stoopid darkie accent I hate that word but ca nt be arsed thinking how else to put it On the plus side his hair is short and he s CHAR nice that way I think I ll be watching The Craft at some point tomorrow but he s nasty in that but still god damn nice I m quite pissed off cuz NAME s sent me some attachment and NUM downloaded it but now ca nt find it I can never get downloads probably Oh and I forogt to tell you but guess who I m working with NAME NAME remember her from last year who always talked about bloody NAME Well she started the same day as me but she has nt mentioned the CHAR word yet so we re OK I got a magic job today anyway well as magic as a job can be in that place I d been trimming for about NUM mins when the chargehand put me on the sealer so for the rest of the day me and this other quine were taking turns feeding and taking packets from the machine Boring as hell but piss easy and no one breathing down your neck Boost At the end of the day she told me that we d sealed more than NUM packets of fish that day Bloody hell Anyway that s it I ll ask mam what music she s on about She did sing it to me but it could be tricky relaying it over the internet so you ll maybe have to wait for a phone call NAME NAME PS OK I though I d sent this earlier so it s now a bit out of date but I ca nt be buggered writing a new one at the moment so this will have to do Re cd OK I ve recorded all the NAME NAME tracks but it s at least NUM minutes too long I think so which NUM do you want removing I do nt have much else to say at the moment cuz I m too tired but no doubt NAME will tell you about her hooliganism at le weekend Shocking But if not I ll fill you in later NAME NAME xx Re cd OK Dad says if you do nt get the job you re staying in NAME for the summer So will I post the NAME to NAME s then or what Or is the NAME for someone in NAME so you need it there I was going to post it today but Dad said to wait and see what you were doing Anyway let me know NAME NAME xx NAME NAME has given me the flu How much do I hate that place NAME CHAR it s on it s way st class baby But we re off to NAME soon so NAME NAME xx Re What s happening Hi NAME I ve found Matchbox NUM but have nt found Mad season yet but am sure it can be found as I m told that they have only got NUM NAME s out Not too much happening here weather pretty good NAME has still got his cold although it s almost gone now he s just got a croaky voice and at times has not been able to talk Is that a miracle or what We re flying over to NAME on July th and arrive in the early am of July th and are going up to the NAME on July th Look forward to seeing you either in NAME or the NAME Will be in touch later NAME NAME NAME NAME I tried to get a 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idea NAME are getting hammered How are you getting on this term Are you still going out with NAME When are you going up to the NAME for Christmas and is NAME going with you Better go now but keep in touch NAME NAME Get Premium UNLIMITED NAME Access across NAME for JUST NUM MONTH at WEBSITE Re oh yes You really are a charmer dearest I spoke to dad tonight so he told me about NAME NAME if we re not good enough for ya But tell NAME be prepared It s ages since I ve had a good argument with an englishman I m getting restless NAME ha Supposed to be revising for physics which is tommorrow night but I ca nt be arsed Anyway they let us take in a cheat sheet with whatever we want written on it Boost Whether or not I can apply the formulae on my cheat sheet is another matter I doubt it but I m beyond caring at the moment I spent NUM hrs straight in the physics buliding today NUM in the help centre where I got no help NUM in lecture then NUM in my lab So I m physics d out But great I have a NUM NUM NUM hr exam tommorrow at pm What bright spark thought up that bloody time And it s even better cuz I start at am then have continuous classes and work study til pm so I have no time to go home So I will be spending NUM NUM NUM hrs of my friday at uni NAME Really setting me up for the weekend Hmph NAME have to tell you about last weekend but I ca nt be arsed just now but I ll give you a juicy bit we were in a gay club No I m not gay but it was fucking hilarious OK must go Physics NAME NAME luv NAME xx Fast Enough For NAME Scuse me but I have nt been particularly evil recently Just generally moody But that s NAME s fault cuz he s a wank Yes yes he is NAME who does that phrase remind me of He he Oh and please do nt read this email out to mam this time I m not impressed I need a chance to moan every so often OK It just happens to be every email He is actually that annoying Tonight he was kind enough to inform me that NAME amd I had could use the TV upstairs if we wanted but he was using the one in the basement to watch his hockey of course So he married her but I have to sit and watch TV with her NAME tempting but I think I ve got better things to do Turns out me and NAME are going to the picters anyway Do nt know what we re seeing NAME is nt out til the th which sucks especially when that s NAME s last day and she expects me to come out with her and her colleauges how the hell do you spell that word eh work mates to the pub Do nt particularly want to anyway but do that instead of NAME I think not NAME NAME I m sure I will make an extra effort to be feeling very evil when he s aboot He will definitely not be safe Especially when I tell NAME a guff is staying in MY HOOSE for hogmanay The disgrace Never be able to lift my head in public again NAME well NAME does indeed happen Even to the best of us whoever that may be My god I m speaking crap tonight The brain has turned to mush after my exam yesterday Which I will not talk about Do nt even want to think about it You had the right story by the way That was pretty much it The gay club happened to be the next club down the street from the one where I was too short so NAME from NAME wanted to go in cuz they d been to a gay bar in Montreal and said it was magic so we went And it was magic I m guessing you were told about one of the guy s we were speaking to as well but I ll tell you again anyway This guy asked where we were from and when we said NAME he s like oh I love NAME NAME and I m like ooh me too Too funny What email of NAME s are you talking about I probably got it but I get so much crap from her I forget easily I still have nt heard of that ska punk band I will look into it And I ca nt believe you say NAME One of the soundtrack songs to my summer NAME And NAME NAME NAME in the NUM NAME There s heaps of stuff I want for NAME but it s all here But I spose I could get it then get money or whatever I was just going to get presents for everyone here cuz I ve seen so much cool stuff but we could get bits on both sides of the watter NAME said before I left she wanted a Dodgers cap but I do nt know if she still does I ll ask So far I have a photo of NAME looking CHAR sexy pour ma NAME a Western tshirt for dad and a print for NAME I was also thinking of getting NAME the NUM soundtracks for NAME and Confused cuz he seems to be into his NUM music just now I can get them cheap through NAME s NAME club which would be good Do you want a voodoo NAME kit I found NUM last week and I m dying to give it to someone but I do nt know who d want it Must think Tell me what you think But actually I do nt know if I can afford any presents I was CHAR bad today Went shopping and went past this underwear shop like NAME NAME Anyway they had a deal on tartan PJs so I went in for them then had a look around and the woman was so nice and told me about a special deal they had going on underwear and she was so nice and encouraged me to try on all this stuff and I could nt resist the CHAR nice NAME NAME sets So I spent NUM CHAR CHAR NAME Although it s really good compared to what I would have spent at home But still The woman must have spotted me as a sucker then as I was paying she gave me a couple of catalogues NO NO NO I will resist But some of teh stuff is sooo nice NAME oh CHAR will be going now Oh NAME is now cancelled Did I tell you it was postponed cuz of an illness Think I did But apparently they could nt fit in another date cuz they cancelled a few shows Bastards I m so annoyed And to make matters worse NAME of the Rings comes out on the th Dec Yes of course the day AFTER I fly home I tell you it s a conspiracy Hmph OK definitely going NAME ta NAME luv NAME xx I DO NT CARE IF I M TOO SLOW NAME NAME again Trying to avoid studying sociology so I ll email you It s that boring Yes yes it is I will be adding this phrase to my everyday coversation It s too funny NAME and me saw NAME in Cars with Boys with NAME NAME Except when I asked for my ticket I said just Riding with Boys Good een But I do nt think they use that phrase quite the way we do so she did nt really notice NAME Anyway it was pretty good Some of it was hilarious but other bits were quite depressing Which sucks when I thought I was just seeing a comedy And the ending was quite shit So I would say wait for the rental Ca nt believe NAME s out already Although since it s an english author I suppose that s how it should be Only fair But still I m too impatient NAME maybe ca nt manage to see it the weekend it comes out anyway but in htat case I will go myself I do nt care about being a loner when NAME s involved Although I was thinking of going up to NAME to see NAME and NAME that weekend and NAME also loves NAME But I ca nt afford it time or moneywise So when s NAME of the Rings out NAME NAME Mmmm My NAME was confiscated on the Friday night but on saturday NAME got me an old one of her mate s At NAME though where I was too short they did nt take it off me they just said they could nt let me in NUM think they just wanted to keep me out of their place so they would nt get into shit but they did nt care about anywhere else But none of us were NAME d at the gay club so it would nt have mattered anyway Well until the next time but hey never mind Well wednesday night will be the next time cuz NAME got us tickets to see NAME I ve never heard of them but she says they re pretty good ONly thing is it s at the Wave the club at the uni community centre so I can get in as long a CHAR I show my Wet Dry card which tells them I m underage and I think I get a wristband so that the bar staff know not to serve me booze NAME Although it s a weekday so I m not actually that bothered I m on a bit of a health kick anyway Booze too many calories CHAR NAME Oh for mam s NAME I remember her saying ages ago that she loved NAME Expectations the new one with Gwyneth I know she does nt like NAME but she said she loved NAME NAME in it I ve never been able to find it in NAME just the old one and obviously it s 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later maybe NAME xx Chat with friends online try NAME NAME WEBSITE Re Fill out and return questionairre another NUM NUM LIVING ARRANGEMENT wi ma mam and dad but nxt year in my own flat in abdn hopefully NUM WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW NAME NAME NAME last night and either away to start NAME NAME or NAME NAME Learning to Fly NUM WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO MOST NAME NAME NAME NUM WHAT IS ON YOUR NAME Nowt it s a laptop wi a finger thing NUM What is your FAVORITE BOARD GAME NAME NUM FAVORITE MAGAZINE NAME NAME NAME and NAME SMILEY FAVORITE SOUNDS too much to choose from I think NUM WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD When CHAR woke up thinking simi had dumped me and it felt soooo real NUM WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP shitty college shitty tescos or if I m lucky sexy simi NUM HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU PICK UP as little as poss NUM FAVORITE MOVIE CHAR GOne with the wind its really good honest NUM FAVORITE FOODS dinna really hae ony space raiders CHAR NUM WHAT 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NUM WHAT IS THE NAME NAME OR NAME THING YOU VE EVER DONE NUM canna actually think there must be loads though NUM crashed my car WEBSITE go to NAME when I had the chance NUM WHO IS YOUR HERO nae sure simis nae really my hero as such more like NAME NAME NAME he s the greatest but its nae very personal NUM IF YOU HAD NUM WISH THAT WOULD LAST FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT WOULD IT BE NUM happy hopefully wi simi but you cant have everythin CHAR NUM WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME NAME NAME NUM FAVORITE TV SHOW CHAR Soaps NAME NAME NAME and shite like that NUM SOMETHING YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY DO NT how animals die on farms what the animal ingrediants are called when they are put in chocolat and sad stuff to do wi being veggie SMILEY DO YOU TRIM YOUR NAME NAME doest every woman last week infact sure you wanted to know that NUM DO YOU SMELL Of cocoa butter fae the body shop NAME I just had a shower and put some on to make me nice and soft NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device WEBSITE Re emails NAME scary I emailed NAME yesterday saying that I had forwarded heaps of crap to you and yet you never replied about any of them even he did but maybe he told you I have been meaning to email but yes I am sooooo busy NAME is fucking insane just now On top of all the exams and assignments we are currently in the middle of the Intent to register period this is when you fill in form to declare that you want to come bakc next year and what program you want to go into since first year is pretty general and you can change your program if you want I went to a counselling session about it which I thought would tell me jsut how to fill in my form But the woman started talking about postgrad degrees and what we re aiming for and all the courses we d need to take It s like fuck s sake I m only first year leave me alone But I suppose I do have to plan my courses there are prerequisites all the way up the years so if I m aiming for physio I have to take certain NUM and oh it s confusing But I do nt do that til the summer But now my form is in and it s cool I m going for NAME honours NAME so hopefully my grades stay up and I get in Other than that it s just been uni Well almost Went to see the Phonics last thursday in NAME They were amazing as usual But it was mad I met up with NAME the girl from NAME I was out in touch with and NAME NAME remember my mate ffrom primary school she s taking a gap year out here Anyway tehn they brought their friends and flatmates so we had NUM brochers an aberdonian a NAME eh an a Mancunian and a londoner Then in the queue NAME spotted another guy she knows who s taking a gap year from NAME And inside I got taling to a guy from NAME It was insane The place was full of brits hate that word but it s the easiest way to say it The phonics were magic as usual They did handbags and gladrags which was great I got NAME to make a banner that said Who loves you baby in welsh and she drew a big scottish flag on it She got it displayed on the barrier at the front at NUM point so they were all smiling and apparently NAME took a beamer NAME It was great They re coming back in September so I want to go with a new banner Still Love you baby It d be great But I had to miss most of the encore cuz I had to get the last bus home am uuurgh cuz I had a bio lab I could nt miss at NUM the next day I also had a midterm that afternoon which was fun Hmph It went OK though I was supposed to have NUM midterms but I m getting to take the physics makeup which is on monday so sounds like that ll be a tough day for both of us good luck by the by I realised yesterday I really do nt know as much as I thought I did so I m cramming like mad this weekend this is only a wee break of course ahem Some advice for you STAY AWAY FROM NAME It s the second most awful drink I ve tasted in my entire puff NAME NAME has apparently taken to drinking flaming sambucas is she mad I think so At present my last exam is supposed to be on the th April but it wo nt be finalised til the end of feb But I ll definitely be home for your graduation anyway Had nt thought about who I d be going with like Are Ewan and NAME going OK I should get back to some vibrational motion and standing waves and all the other shit these evil people are tormenting me with NAME te ye seen NAME luv NAME xx NAME NAME Well hellooooooooo NAME NAME NAME does nt quite work like it did in Friends Anyway NAME went OK I think I spent at least half an hour straight staring at this NUM question I coudl nt get It was really annoying cuz it was one of thise where I needed the answer to move onto the next question Grrrr but it finally came to me Well something did and I ended up with an answer so hopefully it was the right one But because that was the makeup and everyone else was clear of the exam over a week ago we now have another physoics tutorial quiz tomorrow Could there be less physics please But no So I ll have to study for that Actually I need to know what to study first since I missed the first lecture of the new chapter when I was going to the Phonics NAME oops I would just read the textbook but there s always all this extra stuff you do nt need to know Must track down my prof which is easier said than done This is the guy who looks like NAME from NAME Is it NAME Anyway the guy as opposed to the cat or dog So NAME it s quite scary speaking to him For NAME Honours they want a NUM average My lowest grade for anything so far has been a NUM But cuz the finals have more weighting then I could still fuck everything up aaaaargh the pressure What is this snippety snip snip shit all about I m confused Oh by the by dad was saying that heaps of the junk I forwarded to him was nt coming through Well the attachments at least All the other crap like people s addresses was Just wondering if it s the same with you NAME obviously got the bungeejumping one so I m guessing you would have too Oh so jealous I really want to see Sum NUM OK I only know NUM songs but hey they still sound magic Acutally there s a few bands from over here playing over there just now or soon If you get a chance you should try to see NAME and NAME Eat NAME Again I only know a few songs but they re great Did I tell you No Doubt are coming to NAME How long have I wanted to see them NAME so excited NAME I do nt have a ticket yet since I m skintypoo and they re NUM but that would be awesome tee hee note the shitty canadian word cest ridiculous And did I tell you about NAME NAME my memory You like the taste of NAME NAME It tastes like liquorice for fucks sake But then maybe that s why you like it and why I hate it so much I also hate it cuz NUM night in Tenerife at this crap nightclub my friends when getting a round took to just asking the barman for NUM shots of ANYTHING Eejits So for the first NUM rounds we got sambuca so we downed them anyway So for my round I did the same again But it was a different barman Who obviously knew about some bottle of the MOST VILE DRINK IN THE 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they ll be in NAME on the th of May so I can go But I do nt know what day that is so you ll maybe have school but we can speed down as soon as you finish maybe Did gayley go with us last time I have a strange recollection of her being there and we got pizza after I ll have to ask if she wants to go as well Anyway must dash dahlings I ve got stuff to do NAME I m my gran I live forever NAME luv NAME xx NAME OK people NAME update NAME NAME are going on tour again NAME So NAME dearest I believe they re coming to NAME Ca nt remember the date but you can doublecheck on the NAME site And unfortunately ma NAME they re not coming to NAME NAME But they ll be in NAME on the th of May so I can go But I do nt know what day that is so you ll maybe have school but we can speed down as soon as you finish maybe Did gayley go with us last time I have a strange recollection of her being there and we got pizza after I ll have to ask if she wants to go as well Anyway must dash dahlings I ve got stuff to do NAME I m my gran I live forever NAME luv NAME xx NAME And I thought you were an NAME NAME fan Min the thing about how NAME wifies never die even when the Grim Reaper comes to try and reap them with his grim reaping equipment But she wo nt come comes she s got stuff to do But the men came yes they re all lined up And they want pyjamas No no pyjamas Yes we were told pyjamas I do nt think so Yes And it gets all confusing as he has a conversation with himself and it s sooooo funny Hmmm can you tell I ve watched it a few times The subject of the email was NAME in order to indicate the high level of excitation I was currently experiencing at the time of writing the aforesaid email But when I think about it it was the wrong one NAME indicates anger frustration frightened eh NAME or a mixture of all NUM but I should have used aaaaaah to indicate joy mirth excitement See Quite simple really NAME NAME Funnily enough this is the first thing that I thought of when I heard about the tour Strange that NAME annoys me in CHAR big doses like at CHAR in the Park Grrr But ickle doses I can take Although NAME is quite far away And she did annoy the shit out of me when we saw Feeder at NAME NAME oh Maybe I ll keep schtum I m seeing a trend here I have emailed dad and the reason I had nt earlier is cuz this ancient putter kept bloody crashing when I tried to email and I never had that much time when I used the NUM at uni which is where I emailed you peeps from But it s working OK today it seems Also spoke to pops last night and he did ask if I was going to your graduation but in the sort of way that he already knew But I do nt remember speaking to him about it Maybe emailed something but I m not sure But I would nt have said I was definitely going espec not with mam cuz I can imagine the pleasant conversation that would follow I say blame NAME Everything s her fault OK I m done talking to you cuz I have nothing else to say Oh except I ve found someone I like less than your boyf You would think he s english but he s only a quarter taht he s NUM NUM irish but acts NUM eng and was at euro NUM when they beat us And he thinks the monarchy s great and he s a tory and blah blah blah Kiss my arse please NAME NAME However NAME s able to put up with him so I spose I can too Plus he s CHAR hot so I ll jsut about NAME And he went to school in NAME NAME which is well smart And he has a poster of NAME NAME in NAME mode so I m chuffed but just a bit worried about the boy in question NAME blah shit shit zippit NAME dear There we go Going mad anyone Yes yes I am NAME luv NAME xx NAME NAME NAME NAME jist a wee email since I am in college Hope your reply to my mail was really hard to understand at first I thought that you had just returned it and I was like oh no I ve just been accepted for NAME next year if CHAR pass my NAME this year so I am well chuffed how long have you got to do and what do you fancy doing I go straight into third year so I can get my honours in NUM after that I dont have a clue maybe see you sometime this year NAME xxx Join the world s largest email service with NAME NAME WEBSITE hiya again Hi NAME Oh My NAME I m replying quick Your way of replying is sort of logic but it s just not what I m used to NAME said that it takes a while to get used to but she has started replying to some of hers like that too The course I am doing next year is Computing with NAME and NAME Last year I did programming in Visual Basic for Applications procedural and this year I am doing NAME event driven and C abstract data structures I really like delphi its more user friendly and c has taken me a while to get to grips with but its cool enough although it has reduced me to tears on a number of occasions Next year at NAME it will be NAME that is I will be doing so I get a chance to try my hands at a few languages What about yourself what languages have you done I dont have a clue what CHAR want to do theres no NUM job that CHAR really want to do but going to college 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going to try a book a week or so off for my holiday to NAME with my dad aka CHAR in the Park But we ll see Is dad going with anyone like NAME or NAME NAME I would feel bad if I went with mam and he was nt going with anyone OK must dash Well do nt really have to but I do nt want to talk to CHAR anymore hee hee No I have to email NAME cuz CHAR jsut got her new email address today Had nt heard from her for months ish cuz she changed her email address but I did nt know and just thought she was nt speaking to me But NAME it s fine now NAME luv NAME xx NAME Forwarded message from EMAIL Date NAME NUM Mar NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM EST From EMAIL NAME EMAIL Subject NAME to play CHAR in the Park NUM To EMAIL Hey NAME NAME have confirmed that they will be playing at CHAR in the Park this year They will headline on the Saturday night th July The only previous time NAME played CHAR in The Park was back in July NUM On that occasion they arrived at the Festival site then near NAME by commuter train from 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point on tuesday If not then wednesday NAME luv NAME xx NAME That guys drunk email was so fucking funny I forwarded it again and a couple of people have said so as well Do CHAR actaully know the guy or is he a friend of a friend of CHAR Re exams I emailed dad about not being done exams so I doubt he d read it when I spoke to him But who cares NAME it s all over NAME NAME went OK I think there were a few questions I did nt have a scooby about but I just wanted it to be over and NAME was waiting for me at the NAME so I just guessed and left But it was nt as hard as I thought it would be But I still probably fucked up and did nt realize realise bloody north american spelling But final grades are nt being posted til after the exam period which finishes the day I get home so we ll wait and see Although sociology posted grades I do nt know if they re just exam grades or our final NUM for the yr but I have an NUM which I m quite chuffed with cuz sociology was a shower of shite so at least I got a good grade out of it NAME is NAME NAME I went to school with her and she s taking a gap yr in NAME I m sure I would ve told CHAR b I went to the phonics with her and NAME and we had our posse of brits Our long vodkas were magic by the way It took us a couple of tries to get the mix just right but when we did mmmm mmmm Like being back at Old Deer NAME But we d started speaking about them last wk so NAME found bitters and lime stuff for us and it was all good Then we went to the Scots Corner last night and drank grouse and irn bru all night Mmmmmmmm Ca nt believe I have nt told CHAR about the hostel When I went up to NAME NUM the weekend a while ago we stayed there It has it s own bar and I do nt know what it is but I just love the place Well part of it is the fact that all the male staff are soooooo hot NAME mmm Am quite in love with the new australian guy NAME and a guy that works the bar who I renamed NAME cuz he has hair like NAME NAME I do nt think he understood but all NAME s mates started calling hm it too so he did nt have much choice But NAME so going to miss the hostel bar So plan on making tonight a good one Our long vodka kit is all packed up and ready to go since no one here knows what they are and never have bitters so we re taking our own NAME is nt finished her exams do nt start for a wee while yet But it was just I emailed her asking if she knew much about city link buses from NAME to abdn and if I could get a bus from the airport bla bla bla And she phoned and said she would easy take me home Which is CHAR nice of her So yup that s the plan Altho I hope her driving s a bit better than in the summer cuz I was quite scared when I was in her car Hmmm This may sound stoopid but hey that s me especially now my exams are finished brain meltdown and am now or more a thick bastard NAME But what exactly is a dissertation Apart from long And timeconsuming But good luck with it anyway my sweet And tell that boyf of your that I do nt care that he does nt say hiya cuz I know he smells So nah OK must get on with study Oh no that s all over NAME But need to sort the rest of my shit out NAME I get picked up And I have to clean out the fridge cuz NAME are in NAME NAME for a few days so they do nt want too much left in the fridge so me and NAME s instructions were to take anything we wanted Hopefully this includes the drink cabinet CHAR ha NAME luv NAME xx Exactly what I think of chain mail Subject BEST CHAIN LETTER NAME my name is NAME and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding NUM billion CHAR cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on a poor yearold girl in NAME with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show Do you honestly believe that NAME NAME is going to give you and everyone to whom you send his email NUM How stupid are we NAME looky here If I scroll down this page and make a wish I ll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine What a bunch of bullsh CHAR Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by NAME in NUM NAME and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower CHAR ck them If you re going to forward something at least send me something mildly amusing I ve seen all the send this to NUM of your closest friends and this poor wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about NUM times I do nt CHAR cking care Show a little intelligence and think about what you re actually contributing to by sending out these forwards Chances are it s your own unpopularity The point being If you get some chain letter that s threatening to leave you sh gless or luckless for the rest of your life delete it If it s funny send it on Do nt piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in NAME NAME NAME Room NUM 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roll on basketba poop hopefully will CHAR playin fitba again by nxt wk for the NAME NAME tee hee quite excited cuz I ve bin itchin ti get back inti it NAME NAME my soccer club hiv also organised a tourney which should I good except it s from pm til am or somethin stoopid like at CHAR I ll hae an am start the nxt day SMILEY should still I good tho also hiv the NAME NAME NAME comin up feb th in NAME which ll CHAR magic a big pissup wi a concert thrown in the middle sumwy It ll CHAR really cool tho cuz a few choirs go so there s gan ti CHAR hunners CHAR folk singin at CHAR same time mental chicken oriental like bit CHAR hiv an exam the day eftir we come back which is a bit shite bit nivir mind ithir thin at irs nithin much gan on eyvnoo so will spik ti ye seen NAME luv NAME xx Re no writin a subject requires extra effort SMILEY since fan am CHAR moron I thought I was evil one NAME well it s nae an outdoor swimmin pool they wouldna work in canadia far too fuckin NAME they would a freeze nae that the pool we use is ivir particularly warm dinna think they ve heard CHAR bloody heatin bit CHAR still hiv ti gang ootside eftir I ve bin swimmin wi soakin hair it s a winner my hair hisna frozen yet well nae really cuz CHAR eywis pit on a hat otherwise I think I would die CHAR dinna ken how these people can cope wi these winters yr eftir yr I ve nivir bin si NAME in my life and a I can think aboot is the fact that we still hid sna at the start CHAR april last yr so I m in for the long haul CHAR feel bastards chicken oriental wisna irvine surprisingly I think CHAR first heard it fae gayley bit CHAR heard NAME CHAR ewan sayin it as well so nae sure fan it came aboot My address here is NUM NAME Road NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME At full enuf for ya SMILEY OK got NUM million things ti NAME thit are mair important thin wastin time yappin ti CHAR includin buyin a decent pair I goggles so I m gan ti skidaddle NAME luv NAME xx Update NAME NAME First time I think I ve ever typed a capital CHAR NAME a short email to let you know that I ve got NAME s hat and NAME s shorts ready for despatch Will I post them I ve emailed NAME NAME to tell them the baseball cap is on its way back to them and that I do nt want to pay the shipping costs for the replacement NAME and me survived NAME s cooking on Sunday NAME got a distinction in his practical exam last week NAME has formed a nother new band which is officially called The NAME from NAME CHAR I ve texted NAME and NAME to ask them down for their hogmanay on Saturday No reply but I ll phone imorn NAME they come I man CHAR ged to put on NUM pounds over the weekend Pretty poor really considerin how much stuff I stuffed into my face The NAME fell out of my necklace on Sunday Fortunately it fell into my bra and I realised that I did not have a small hard strange coloured growth on my left bazoom after all No surgery required jist Superglue I am now bleetering through tiredness NAME nite Love Yiz NAME XX The new NAME NUM smart spam protection and NUM months FREE NAME Continuing tactics to avoid doing school work so I m replying to your email NAME supper dishes all done so I must be desperate to body swerve making up questions on The Man in the NAME Jacket Book NUM in the NAME Novels for NAME Thickets Who Can Barely NAME series NAME announced on Saturday that he wanted to cook supper NUM night so I certainly was nt going to stand in his way Nothing adventurous except for adding milk and marge to the mashed tatties NAME they were nt biled NAME enough and had nt been richt chappit Apart from that all was edible and the luxury of having a meal cooked for me was only partly spoiled by the thought of having later to clear up the devastation that was the kitchen NUM thing at a time His prelim was a practical ie playing his guitar so it was nt much of a surprise that he did well The new band is only a slightly modified lineup from the old band NAME NAME singing groan NAME on lead guitar NAME NAME on drums and NUM canna mine fa the ithers are I ve just dropped their gear off at the NAME for their first practice so I ll ask when I collect them They ll be playing at this year s NAME at the NAME which I think is in March NAME s got the lead guitar slot in the NAME who ll be playing Stairway to Heaven and Paradise NAME when the marks are being counted Have you got your results yet How have your classes been this week Will this be a hectic term When are your next exams Went out for my supper wi NAME NAME yesterday which was nice The main topic of conversation was work of course and I m even chuffter with my new job after her reminding me what teaching English is like at this time of year Smart move on my part Definitely NAME and NAME are coming down for their NAME on Saturday so I m looking forward to that NAME and NAME are also coming so that should see an end to the New Year drink surplus OK The time has come for The Man in the NAME Jacket to be analysed Sigh Talk me out of it Please Damn No reply NAME NAME XX Add photos to your messages with NAME NUM More info here NAME aye aye ye big poof fit s wi askin mam if im deid like I could easy CHAR emailed me I ve bin CHAR busy dahling in the middle CHAR poopy miderms eyvnoo then CHAR wis awa a wkend at the choir festival which wis magic the banquet on sat nite wis really good we won the award for rowdiest choir CHAR wis CHAR impressed then the concert on sunday went fine the piece we did wi CHAR the ithir choirs wis amazin bit it turns oot they are a audition choirs CHAR maistly music students faras onybdy can join my choir CHAR we hae nae music students so CHAR felt a bit shite compared ti them bit oor pieces went NAME I think bit my voice wis a bit fucked fae shoutin CHAR singin too much at the banquet CHAR ti mak it worse CHAR wis right beside the audience bit it wis aright CHAR jist couldna hit too mony high notes nxt yr s gan ti CHAR magic cuz it s in NAME so it ll CHAR a magic NAME roadtrip CHAR a wkend apart fae at irs nuthin much else gan on jist crammin for a these stoopid exams CHAR only hae NUM for testin day for swimmin then I m done then it s on ti basketba which ll surely CHAR better than swimmin so at s aright so eh aye at s aboot it I should go CHAR NAME sum work bit I ll prob jist sleep in the library SMILEY spik ti ye seen loadsa luv NAME xx me nae laz NAME was monday so CHAR hinna hid an exam since then bit CHAR hiv a stoopid biology discussion thing is eftirneen far CHAR bhiv ti join in ti get marks then friday CHAR hiv the written test for swimmin then nxt tues is my injuries midterm so CHAR need ti study CHAR hard CHAR this wk then the last wk CHAR feb is slack reading conference wk CHAR prefer NAME I m gan ti tilsonburg wi my pal NAME ti bide wi her NUM a wk hopefully will get caught up wi a my work then doubtful bit I ll try naebdy telt me aboot ur exam results for a change well done wi them tho CHAR NAME fit CHAR mean aboot nd terms bein harder CHAR dinna NAME if it s jist cuz CHAR the courses CHAR picked bit it jist disna seem ti CHAR gan si weel actually it s only biomechanics I m haein trouble wi bit CHAR dinna understand why well the lack CHAR revisin for the exam might hae sumthin ti NAME wi it bit a lot CHAR it is jist physics principles thit I should ken bi noo bit the exam wis a bitch cuz CHAR the mutliple multiple more than NUM of the above but not all of the above questions nightmare and excuuuse moi bit I didna corrupt onybdy I think NAME could CHAR won the award on her ain she wis shoutin CHAR cheerin aboot ivry littel thing at the banquet think it wis either the NAME or NAME NAME the hosts thit judged it CHAR on the wy hame oor choir did their ain awards CHAR she got the een for maist enthusiasm for the shiteiest songs it wis so true I got the een for maist hardcore choirster sp cuz CHAR still came even tho CHAR hid an exam the nxt day fan sum folk didna cum cuz they hid eens nxt wk lightweights NAME is eh I canna min hrs CHAR hrs awa fae us mayeb NUM or NUM wid need ti check CHAR wis early last yr bit I canna min cuz CHAR the time we left on fri CHAR came back sun I didna miss ony classes bit the choir can excuse us fae classes or exams if we need it will probably need ti NAME at nxt yr fit is it wi CHAR n ootdoor sports trust me it s nae possible til aboot the end CHAR april if then couldna see ma feet walkin ti the bus is mornin bloody sna so div CHAR CHAR the boy hae plans for NAME s day me CHAR NAME are gan ti see the NAME NAME film bullseye it s some comic book character bit we re jsit gan for NAME fa gets ti use his NAME accent mmmmmmm CHAR NAME affleck as well wis gan ti gang oot eftir bit I canna CHAR arsed think we re maybe gan oot CHAR morn tho if I ve revised enuf for swimmin we ll see bit nae drinkin sat nite wis my first drink CHAR in a month bit I ve decided ti keep gan wi the teetotal thing save me sum money OK hiv ti prepare for this crappy biology thing see ya loadsa luv NAME xx NAME hey for CHAR s day CHAR CHAR NAME could flee oot here CHAR visit me yay CHAR like at plan hiv CHAR decided against comin oot un banana NAME banana trois banana NAME banana well it would appear that my email that I was going to write the next day turned out to be the next week fit kin NAME NAME well I could get me lazy arse in gear bit I doubt at ll ivir happen bit CHAR wis CHAR busy last week makin full use CHAR readin week got a lot CHAR stuff din so quite chuffed wi at didna actually NAME athin CHAR planned bit dinna thing my list wis too realistic onywy back to the grind is wk poop although choir practice the night whichl I good bit CHAR hiv ti get thru the rest CHAR me classes first biology which is eywis good for a nap then anatomy lecture lab pleh bit gan ti boxfit eftir at which ll I good went ti NAME last wkend nae the een jist past It s far my chum s fae CHAR it reminds me a bit CHAR the broch nae really sure why it s aboot the same population bit irs sumthin else onywy it wis as borin as CHAR broch so only bid fae fri then came hame sunday then thursday me CHAR NAME went ti see her brother playin in this big high school band concert it wis maistly good the first band played the NAME NAME suite CHAR fin they started CHAR the lights were oot CHAR NAME could CHAR thit the conductor s batonthing wis lit up so it wis like a magic wand CHAR wis CHAR impressed CHAR there wis a string group near the end thit were sooooo good CHAR want ti start playin the violin again I m sure I ll CHAR ecstatic ti hear SMILEY went ti the picters tuesday wi NAME ti see Gangs of NAME NAME which turned oot ti CHAR really blooody which CHAR wisna expectin CHAR NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME s irish accents sucked arse big time the film itsel wis aright bit CHAR dinna ken much aboot that era b CHAR durin american civil war so CHAR dinna ken how realistic it wis nothin else gan on hiv a first aid course this sat CHAR sun thit CHAR hiv ti NAME or else CHAR dinna get inti rd yr so at should I a joy I m sure onywy must skidaddle so hopefully hear fae ye seen NAME luv NAME xx NAME fit CHAR ur plans NUM the summer Re raspberries as in blowing you a raspberry but I couldna think CHAR how ti type the sound so CHAR jist wrote it yc raspberries hey CHAR jist a quickie ti say hiya will write a NAME email soon bit I m at uni eyvnoo even tho it s slack week bit hiv stuff CHAR hiv ti NAME which is why CHAR dragged me arse oot CHAR the hoose so eh aye nae too much gan on jist for a change bit as CHAR say will write agian see CHAR give CHAR the nonexistant ent details NAME luv NAME xx polish orangutangs OK first of all my dear I would like to point out that I wisna complainin ti dad aboot nae gettin a reply I jist asked if he d spoken ti ye recently cuz I hidna Which if I m not mistaken was the same as when you asked mam aboot me nae NAME ago so raspberries ti CHAR SMILEY Boxfit is indeed aerobics boxing type fitness stylee thingy it s magic if ye get a good instructor like the een CHAR hid the day the een on tuesday wisna too good a bit CHAR a muppet in my opinion I didna exactly cum hame early fae tilssonburg ti start wi we planne dti gang for the wk bit then decided thit we baith hid too much work ti NAME so we decided on the wkend so I wouldo bin comin hame on the sunday we jist left as seen as we were breakfasted CHAR showered I good ti go which CHAR wisna expectin bit there wisna onythin else ti NAME apart fae watch mair TV so gan hame made sense st aid course wis aright I got full marks on my test at the end bit it wis pretty easy maistly plus naebdy really fails cuz he ll go oer it wi ye ti pass CHAR so it wisna a big deal bit at least it s one less thing CHAR hiv ti NAME Ooooh ur comin ti NAME excitement is neilly boy comin is he a festival goer type person I should hope so onybdy else my plan for the summer was initially same as ivry ithir yr macstink and pubbin good times I m sure bit eftir my scary academic counselling NAME last wk I m thinkin CHAR deein sum summer courses hopefully jist in abdn if I can NAME the kin CHAR need ti NAME I ve bin emailin sumbdy at abdn uni so I ll wait CHAR see CHAR dinna really want ti NAME onythin in the summer bit CHAR wis lookin at CHAR the requirements for the postgrad physiotherapy courses CHAR CHAR the different uni s hae different stuff it s maistly the same bit there s little things thit are different so ti keep my options open CHAR need ti NAME a few extra things thit CHAR dinna think I can fit inti the nxt couple CHAR yrs especially if I get ti gang on exchange which totally complicates athin pleh and of course I m in the house on my own as CHAR hiv bin since I got back CHAR dinna think I ll CHAR able ti cope fan they cum back nae eftir the magicness CHAR bidin on my ain NAME well gan ti a conference this wkend aboot sports injuries should I interestin then I m hopin ti gang ti see the NAME NAME at the NAME cinema here need ti convince my apls thit it s mair important than stoopid schoolwork ithir thin at 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avoid clashes between the trip and important events eg graduation NAME NAME etc SMILEY Enjoy your holidays NAME on behalf of NAME too but he is graduating this year and he needs to do the CATAM ha ha PS We still want to hear from you how much you want to come and all barns Dear Wonderful People First of all I d like to take this opportunity and thank all of you for the birthday wishes received And especially for NAME cake If some of you missed it do nt worry as the official celebrations have been postponed until the th of April SMILEY The subject matter of this email is however different Most of you probably have heard of one of the ideas others had regarding getting away to somewhere in the NAME There have been some more concrete arrangements made and we re pleased to announce The Barn Extravaganza or What Does This Bloody Country Has To Offer motto This country is a piece of CHAR CHAR and the people are stupid CHAR NAME NAME CHAR apologies to the English NUM among us this was a somewhat overemotional response of NAME to the lack of peach and apple juice in NAME s I will let you be relieved by saying that now is possible to get peach and apple juice in CHAR s obviously not quite that of Bosnian standards In short this is a symbol of all our foreigners prejudices and complaints about NAME Just recall me from the first year NAME and you ll know what I m talking about SMILEY When NUM NUM April NUM Where NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME These are villages in the NAME District one of the most beautiful English National Parks whatever that indicates SMILEY The plan is to walk from place to place enjoying the riches of this site wild orchids in NAME I have to see that sleeping in prebooked camping barns NAME barns are often described as stone tents they are like basically places where you can sleep as if you were camping but with the benefit of no need for the actual tent And man they re cheap NUM NAME person night For more info WEBSITE The idea is a bit more developed than it sounds based on a easymedium walk from NAME NAME NAME Walking NAME thank you Borders It promises to be interesting cheap and relaxing holiday before fulltime ploughing into the hardship of NAME NAME NAME And perhaps one of the last chances to be together before sob smrc I just ca nt type it out Get back with what you think either to the whole group it would keep the discussion going or in private or whatever Best NAME NAME NAME THIS IS GONNA BE NAME NAME CHAR JUST HAVE NUM COME NAME alcoholFrench philosophy Hi there I was recently forwarded this masterpiece of an email from a friend at NAME NAME it all you wo nt be disappointed Just let me note that the NAME is the Teaching Fellow sort of a supervisor Feel free to spread the joy Just remove our emails before forwarding Yours NAME From NAME NAME Subject Fwd my ppr Fwd Hey guys so my friend NAME NAME in the Social Studies dept was really drunk Saturday night and he got an email from his tutorial leader about the NAME paper he s working on the email is at the bottom of this message He then of course proceeded to immediately write back and since then his masterful reverie has become quasilegendary making its way to dozens of people as well as the fm office It s just about the funniest thing I ve read this year I guess some of you might have gotten already but it never hurts to read it twice I emphasize that this is totally for real and he s still trying to patch things up with the NAME Enjoy NAME From NAME NAME EMAIL To NAME NAME EMAIL Subject Fwd Fwd my ppr Fwd NAME Mon NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NUM NUM NAME Normal Phineas I will certainly admit that I am drunk while writing this email However I am sufficiently interested in social theory to be able to engage your questions about my thesis I hope Maybe not Maybe not because I am drunk But that is ok Here we go So I think the main point of my paper so far is that it is hard remembering Well I think it is I am trying to engage NAME on both a philosophical and literary level because he blurs the line between those NUM disciplines and that particular melange interests me Deeply It interests me a lot is what I intend to say So let me tell you THe paper goes like this if you will and ONLY if you will NUM dimensions space NAME about it man NAME is like space it s NUM It is all OVER the place man Serious According to NAME it influences every important discursive relationship But wait man Just wait Sexuality hell it s like a PLANE it s NUM Why Well let me break it down man So like power is everywhere it s all OVER the place but sexuality like it s constructed and all I admit that FULLY But if you think about it just think about it man it s like power is still in CONTROL man so like sexuality is only NUM but power is like full on fucking NUM man NAME Is nt this an awesome paper so far So if yout hink about it some far you NAME can get to the FIRST dimension CHAR an Yeah man I m CHAR alking about LINE NAME the line is only NUM d so if you hink about it all the techniqiues and tech nologies and crazy ass relationships are like LINES and they make up the PLANES But even more than that they make up the SPACE man SO it all goes frtom NUM That s what my aper is like man It s simple as NAME man NUM NAME so the other interesting thing is SUBJECTIVITY Do you know what that is NAME let me tell you it s not space plane or line it s a POINT man DO you know that points do nt even exist They do nt Serious It s like what NAME sayu about the subject He s not th ere man You thini you re all that and shit like I m a bag of chips I m NAME That I m a subject but CHAR an you are NOTHING you re a point which is NPOTHING man CAn you believe it I hope yuout think this paper is as awesome as it really is In reality it is the most inventive original fantastical quasiquixotical paper it is NAME and a HALF manb you are going to be so impressed with me and like me THanks NAME NAME Sat NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME I found the NUM paragraphs enticing and intelligent It is hard to give you much substantive feedback because it ends with a thesis that sounds fascinating but I ca nt discern the argument enough to say much This seems to be the thesis If we are to understand what a subject is or how one can exist in the Foucaultian schematic of discursive strategies it is not to resistance but to space that we must appeal For it is only through space that resistance becomes at all subjective A few questions do come to mind Are you criticizing NAME for his emphasis on a DISCURSIVELY constituted social reality How does the panoticon fit in It seems like it should I will only be around in the morning on Monday I have to work at my daycare coop in the afternoon nothing kicks my ass more than chasing NUM twoyear olds around Phineas NAME NAME EMAIL NAME NUM NUM NAME NUM NUM SMILEY NAME NAME do nt get too stressed I m sure you ll do CHAR well and have lots of fun during the NAME NAME I did nt get to talk to NAME yet he s in NAME most of the time nowadays working He did nt even have lunch in NAME I wo nt be rushing to the US straight away I m back from NAME on the th and leaving on the th I ll take proper care to say all the goodbyes and you re here next year anyway SMILEY Take care Yours NAME Re Fwd Does my bum look big thank god we can remain sensible in a time where everyone else appears to want to fill EVERYONE S inbox with information about advanced algorithms Thanks grim by the way NAME NAME Hung over No Well you bloody well should be SMILEY How s life Hope you had fun at the dinner Cheers NAME Re Hung over NAME ha No I m not actually The hangover fairy never seems to visit me NAME on the other hand is feeling a wee bit rough SMILEY Hard to say whether that s to do with the drink surely The dinner was a good laugh even if the food itself maybe was nt worth the ticket price And sadly that was one of the best meals I ve had at NAME at those sorts of price In fact I have nt paid yet Oooops SMILEY I got my keys etc back from the NAME although I m not sure what I ve done with the exam paper menus and tickets I had I m sure you put them down somewhere Probably the NAME Not to sorry They can always print off more of the papers Maybe in the NAME Anyway I should probably thank NAME for his whisky How much of that stuff did I drink Sigh Enough SMILEY And you NAME going to in the end Oh I think it had it s high points To quote I was fabulous and it was a bloody good laugh More accurately certain girlies of the female persuasion were fabulous and I was a drunken tart Quelle surprise Well today s work has been a writeoff Time to fuck off home See you soon NAME Re Hung over This is NAME I think the only reason NAME has nt got a hangover is the fact that she is still pissed She s currently dancing round my room singing That does nt surprise me Is she any good at singing or dancing Strange girl SMILEY Find me one that is nt and I ll show you a postop transexual Hmmm Just had a very strange phonecall from my NUM SMILEY Re Hung over I think the only reason NAME has nt got a hangover is the fact that she is still pissed She s currently dancing round my room singing That does nt surprise me Is she any good at singing or dancing I was not And am not Are you calling your boyfriend a liar Find me one that is nt and I ll show you a postop transexual Nothing wrong with being strange It s just another word for individual SMILEY People are strange when you re a stranger Faces look ugly when you re unwanted Hmmm Just had a very strange phonecall from my NUM SMILEY Strange in what way The sad face does nt suit you NAME She mainly wanted to air gripes and make sure I understood it was all my fault but I think she was trying not to actually do that if you see what I mean She was trying to be nice and failing in other words Ho hum That s life NAME Re Hung over I m not sure why I have nt replied to this already but anyway NAME eeet beeeecoz yuuu arrr ayyy feeeltheee peeeeg Yes Compulsive one He just ca nt help himself You may just be saying that because YOU are a liar Oh dear Now what is it you are supposed to ask the gargoyles again SMILEY People are strange when you re a stranger Faces look ugly when you re unwanted I thought it was when you re alone but I m not the biggest NAME fan to be fair That s OK Neither are NAME and the NAME the writers of People are strange Besides in my case the lyric is Faces screw up when you re unwashed Hmmm sounds a bit pointless really The phonecall that is Or she s really confused But then I m the worst people person in the world so completely disregard all my opinionson such things Is my opinion And a valid one it is too She may come up tomorrow for a jolly good punting so we ll see how the land lays then NAME By the by NAME says he ll go out with you I tried to reason with him and say that this might not be the best of news to you but he seems to think you should know Sigh I was about to point out that NAME lacks the required mammary endowment but then I remembered his manbreasts Tell him he s not my type I prefer animals these days preferably small and furry NUM Something about chasing rabbits down holes too Types is hurting my brain I suppose technically that should be either Types is hurting my brain Yes Types are hurting my brain Also true In fact it s lack of types that is hurting your brain is nt it The fact that you then have to supply them This is NAME NAME s MLSupervision NUM I take it but I do nt care It hurts NAME sucks the big one NAME NAME and I should be introduced Hope you ve had a more productive day than me I ve got a website on a raq in NAME I ve set up NUM mailing lists and I m now fixing some broken links to the NAME NAME NAME SMILEY So no I m pissing my life away in academia Save me Take me to the beer festival tonight which I ve failed for the past NUM nights to make it to sob But I m not bitter NAME arf Cheers NAME hiya NAME NAME if you do nt remember me try and think back to that dark period in your life you worked for a man named NAME NAME NAME NAME and someone talked to you about this terrible game over a table with repulsive food and then once took you to throw bread and olives at ducks near NAME after eating some bought cheese Enough of this sad history Apart from wanting to know how you re doing over there in NewHall still hanging out with mad vodka infused polish synonymous really guys cycling miles to get midnight snacks Also you must be worrying a bit about exams trying to get that mark above that friend of yours you competed with no telling him wrong facts on the day of the exam anyway what CHAR want from you is a little favour which you ll probably say no to but its worth a try will you model for a sports magazine I m organizing hehe no kidding you can do it though if you want but what CHAR need is something a lot more exciting do you still have the code for the legendary NAME the Digital Logic NAME Yes I m doing a PhD here at NAME NAME and find that really usefull must be all the tea that went into it Anyway you going to any events in May Week See ya NAME NAME hiya NAME NAME if you do nt remember me try and think back to that dark period in your life you worked for a man named NAME NAME NAME NAME and someone talked to you about this terrible game over a table with repulsive food and then once took you to throw bread and olives at ducks near NAME after eating some bought cheese Enough of this sad history Apart from wanting to know how you re doing over there in NewHall still hanging out with mad vodka infused polish synonymous really guys cycling miles to get midnight snacks Also you must be worrying a bit about exams trying to get that mark above that friend of yours you competed with no telling him wrong facts on the day of the exam anyway what CHAR want from you is a little favour which you ll probably say no to but its worth a try will you model for a sports magazine I m organizing hehe no kidding you can do it though if you want but what CHAR need is something a lot more exciting do you still have the code for the legendary NAME the Digital Logic NAME Yes I m doing a PhD here at NAME NAME and find that really usefull must be all the tea that went into it Anyway you going to any events in May Week See ya NAME NAME Re Hung over NAME eeet beeeecoz yuuu arrr ayyy feeeltheee peeeeg I may be Yes yes I am I knew it Something like If I asked you if he was a liar what would you say Or something And I am a liar We are all liars People lie I try not to In fact although I m a very good liar I find it hard to make myself lie unless there is a good reason NAME no wonder I m confused NAME and the NAME are sucky sucky SMILEY Only in their dreams Or how the NAME lays at least Good luck Well I doubt that anything much will come out of it She s up for a visit and that s all NAME is no longer a happy NAME You ve ruined his day He keeps looking woefully at his belly and sticking his bottom lip out NAME cute NAME is nt the word I d use Beergut is the phrase I d use If pressed NAME not the gut No Types supervision with Mr NAME Having to derive types and prove typs and define new datatypes and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh I m faaaaaaaaaaalling NAME NAME et NAME Who is this NAME who everyone cites anyway but I do nt care It hurts NAME sucks the big one NAME NAME and I should be introduced NAME ha I did nt get that NUM first time around I m too sweet and innocent Or simply not single enough Well I do nt like beer and I have exams to revise for so SMILEY Never mind Some normal people took me We spent the evening sharking and playing computer games So I am drunk but happyish The server I set up ish has had NUM Million downloads yesterday and I m worried it may not cope SMILEY Cheers NAME Re hiya NAME again Miss NAME Apart from wanting to know how you re doing over there in NewHall still hanging out with mad vodka infused polish synonymous really guys cycling miles to get midnight snacks I do nt see NAME etc nearly as regularly as I did last year unfortunately SMILEY What a pity he must be trying to go through a NUM page formula cluttered proof for some quantum mechanics exam question NAME Its soo nice doing a phd never any exams and still the life of a student Or even better you get up at what time suits you etc only problem is your office neighbour nicking your desk Also you must be worrying a bit about exams trying to get that mark above that friend of yours you competed with no telling him wrong facts on the day of the exam anyway That friend I competed with YOU mean NAME who got NUM mark above me in the exams last year No I m not trying to sabotage him in any way Maybe We ll see how bad the stress gets closer to the exams Actually the stress is already uncomfortably high the first exam being on Tuesday NAME I have a horrible feeling I ve made some very stupid course choices and WILL BE MADE TO PAY Too late to do anything about it now though SMILEY Best of luck show em what this scottish lass can do what CHAR need is something a lot more exciting do you still have the code for the legendary NAME the Digital Logic NAME I do but not on my current computer I can get someone to bring it down from home with them in time for graduation th June and can get it to you after that That would be great NAME I think you d deserve a graduation present for that Are you looking forward to walking in full graduation dress NUM layers of cloth plus gigantic furry hood something to do with being bigheaded on graduation from NewHall to the NAME House Could be a bit of a hot event but once inside its a real laugh poor guys with the CHAR surnames had to not laugh for the whole thing its surreal Yes I m doing a PhD here at NAME NAME and find that really usefull Wow NAME rules the world So what s your PhD And NAME My PhD is on evolvable hardware and artificial intelligence NAME is amazing I love it its really chilled out compared to NAME we re still in the NUM here love peace drugs Anyway you going to any events in May Week Of course Graduation year and everything My May Week as stands consists of NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Tit Hall June Event all night punting probably gatecrashing another compsci garden party so I can find out my exam results and probably some other stuff that I ve forgotten Should be okay Will you be coming back for the fun NAME I ll be there for the NUM onwards gonna crash whatever s on then when s the Tit Hall June event NAME what DID you do to NAME NAME last year for him to give you the results earlier NAME charm they call it NAME Fwd Christmas Party Menu So would you like to come And how are you this morning Sorry I missed you call but I was kanckered Do nt think I ve recovered from monday yet SMILEY Hope you had a good time yesterday SMILEY Speak to you later sorry just got something I ve got to finish feel free to email though and I ll reply with NUM liners or something SMILEY NAME NAME NAME NAME SMILEY It s that time of year again Please make your choice eg AB for main course CHAR and desert CHAR for yourself and partner if you have one coming NAME For those with partners please point out which choice is for who Also if you could mention your wine colour preference then that would be useful NAME if you are not going to drink wine then that would be even more useful to mention rather than stating a preference anyway This year you have a choice for just main and desert courses The starter is a combo platter with chicken wings sausages spring rolls pototo wedges meatballs dips and poppadoms There is also an intermediate course of soup and rolls and coffee tea with mince pies after desert More details for those who are interested are on my desk please do nt take the brochure away As for the choices Mains Course CHAR Traditional Fresh NAME NAME NAME chipolata sausages NAME and onoin stuffing thyme roasted root vegetables and fine green beans roasted potatoes cranberry sauce and gravy CHAR NAME NAME of NAME and Roasted Peppers on wild mushrooms and miquit tomoto ragout Deserts CHAR Woodland NAME Tart with vanilla kirsch anglaise sauce CHAR Fine Bitter Chocolate Truffle with winter NAME compote CHAR NAME Irish Cream Torte with mandarin creme fraiche Re boo On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote I was hoping to catch you at the diary meeting on Wednesday but you were nt there NAME Anyway it was NAME I ve got an invitation to NAME Dinner at NAME NAME and get to bring a supervisor if I so desire Do you fancy it It s on Wednesday rd October but I need to let them know who s coming by the th and about special dietary requirements if you have any So there you go Of course CHAR will be offended if you do nt want to come but I ll make an effort not to show it to your face SMILEY Yeah I was nt at the meeting because I was very busy and my only course this term is Additional Topics which is later in term and is fairly trivial anyway NAME Dinner sounds like a laugh yes I can come My only real dietary requirement is No NAME SMILEY Thanks for the invite So how are you anyway Did you have a nice summer What are you doing with yourself Well I did the whole writing up and submitting thing as you may recall Then I got viva d on the th of July and now I m waiting to hear that I ve passed so that I can graduate I m working for Engineering in my old lab and I m starting a company doing the NAME stuff Other than that I ve done very little besides cause myself relationship trauma Ho hum So what are you doing now then Anyway I m quite busy today so I d better get back to work SMILEY Cheers NAME Re The days hold the mind in place hanging on hooks NAME NAME NAME you re all enjoying yourselves with der ickle freshers I m good but quite geknackered been earning lots down the local though I did spill a load of drinks over a guy yesterday so not sure how long I ll be there for Today I started with NAME doing some funky graphics research with them well augmented reality NAME surgery Currently we are trying to work out how to pay me without getting screwed by admin I may have to have a lot of expenses NAME to make it to NAME sooner rather than never NAME PS Those NUM NAME supporters got shot in a bar we d been to in NAME In fact it was the one we d dined and dashed so perhaps we were lucky to get away NAME NAME on Engerland NAME I d like to point out that I m not in the habit of dining and dashing but when one s dining NAME have dashed then perhaps it is inadvisable to continue your presence at the dining establishment NAME NAME NAME for sending you this twice NAME Continuing my usual work behaviour I did fall asleep today at my desk Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re curious Cool Sounds like a busy summer and even more busy start to work I do nt really know that much about your course NAME NAME does nt talk too much about it We tend to stick to the topics of army women and beer etc So shallow we are eh NAME is half an hour away by car which I do have and NAME is here as well We are here for NUM weeks before coming back to NAME till March I think then off to NAME for NUM weeks to do psychiatry Do not fear I am not chopping up people yet as I am still being taught sterile techniques but we did observe loads of stuff yesterday and I am back in theatre NUM Thursday when I have been reliably informed by my very NAME consultant that we will be taking a more active role including suturing Average day is a bit poo actually I left the house at NUM this morning and do nt expect to be back until NUM or NUM that s today tomorrow I may not be back till NAME NAME is fine Do nt know if he needs to have injections yet is still early stages but most likely he will have to He rang me last night to pick my brain on diabetes which is fine He ll survive Well got to run and do some work before due in theatre briefly at NUM NAME work is well Tra and say hi to your annonymous housemates NAME On NAME NUM NUM NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME Road eh NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME and NAME what more do you need SMILEY I like the Grapes but noone else ever did so we never went Is nt Bury quite a bit away How long does that take you Do you have a car Is anyone else at the same place And were you actively taking part in operations today Or just observing Scary thought you being let loose on people s insides And how long are your days Did you know a girl called NAME NAME in the NAME NAME was talking about the exchange thing to NAME today not to me in particular Apparently you need an American accent to be able to use their directory enquiries That s the kind of stuff our course is about although I suppose if you re friends with NAME you ll already know all about it That s bad news about your little brother How s he coping with having to give himself injections He does nt have a fear of needles or anything does he Still there are far worse things to be diagnosed with so as long as everything and everyone else is fine The scholarship s just a fancy name for a departmental grant I m assuming NAME got one too or if he can afford to selffund I might have to start chatting him up ha ha The work is well now s probably a bad time to ask NAME I ve spent all day in the lab until about pm doing C practicals Why do I do this to myself I hate programming And that was after lectures from ampm No lunch either Hmph And the bastarding thing still does nt work yet But anyway I m sure you do nt want to hear me bitching about infinite while loops and the subtle differences between NAME and C SMILEY But generally the work seems okay Ca nt really tell yet NAME this was our first day of what will be our normal timetable last week was Introductory Week and the timetable was rammed and very tiring We have a free day on Wednesdays which is nice Sort of like having NUM really short weeks with weekends I was at home on and off for the summer I seemed to spend most of it on trains travelling to visit people or coming back again Went to NAME a couple of times I thoroughly recommend NAME where you can get pleasantly pissed and pretend you re only doing it in the name of education My house is full of Masters students I think Noone I knew before and noone doing my course but I d met them all by NAME NAME and they re all really nice I have nt seen many of them since though NAME I ve been so busy NAME And I ca nt remember any of their names I m bad enough with British names but they re all from overseas and they all seem to begin with an NAME That s not true actually there s NAME and NAME but that s only her English name and we agreed I d call her by her Chinese name NAME it s much nicer If only I could remember what it is Anyway my neck aches from straining at a computer all day so I d better leave it there NAME I do nt remember typing that much but this email is really long Sorry to bore you SMILEY See you NAME NAME My NAME number is NUM Well am living in private house down NAME NAME next door to the Grapes NAME but with all college peeps Surgery is excellent have spent all day in theatre today taking out gall bladders and such Am at Bury for it though so not about much in the week and am away with NAME most weekends Very time consuming year Never mind eh Army is cool did a swap with some Americans this year so went to train in NAME for a month then travelled for a bit and did some trekking in the mountains Did nt get much time at home over the summer mind so a bit of a bummer bro has come to visit me here already tho and sis is due to at some point All are doing fine but my little bro has just been diagnosed diabetic You sound like you have done ok for yourself scholarship and all Woo woo Glad work sounds busy but fun Tell em more about your summer and work and stuff Who you living with this yr NAME NAME s I think that is what NAME got stuck with NAME NAME NAME answer is I ca nt remember on the NAME thing Do nt remember adding you to ignore tho Send me your no again Ca nt find it on search At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME Sorry for the late reply but I ve had a busy weekend So you re in a house somewhere A college one Whereabouts I know some of the NAME clinical medics have absolutely gorgeous houses on NAME Road very jealous So what does starting surgery involve What have you been doing up until now I think I know who NAME must be but do nt know him if you know what I mean Not very tall with short blondish hair So he s in the NAME with you I take it you re still enjoying running around with guns in the cold and wet at weekends SMILEY Did you do anything army related this summer or what were you up to I did nt think I d be coming back to NAME after graduation NAME I had nt got funding to do the NAME although I d got a place on ther course So I had a very very lazy summer and did nt get a job at all Lazy bitch I ve had my siblings nagging me for being unemployed right from the start ha ha But I ended up getting a scholarship so I can afford to do this year after all How was your graduation by the by Did your family come down for it How is everything at home And how are you I m not too bad Lacking a bit in the sleep department but I m sure I ll catch up sometime Anyway I d better get a wriggle on since I have a practical lab this afternoon after lectures and bugs to fix in my code NAME See you soon NAME NAME You cunningly avoided the NAME thing Did I piss you off It would nt be the first time SMILEY NAME Was quite drunk yes hall indeed and did nt spot you Apologies Most people are still about Am living with NAME Barn NAME and NAME so we are all still here NAME Schl is really good fun actually Lots of work and quite time consuming but one of those things I guess Am starting surgery on Monday good laugh hopefully See you are doing an NAME in computers You may see NAME Army NAME he is doing it as well Keep going on CHAR s if you like Speaking of which How are you and such At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME Yes I was at the Pav And yes you looked straight at through me a good few times I suppose I just found it hard to believe that you could not know me And especially since I know you added me to your ignore list on NAME at some point last year I assumed you just were nt speaking to me Were you drunk I take it you were at NAME then SMILEY I saw a few of your friends at the Pav as well Are most of them still here or have most graduated and gone And how s clinical school treating you NAME too many questions to ask SMILEY See you sometime NAME NAME No to both Did I see you last night at the Pav or something or rather not spot that I saw you If you know what I mean How s things anyway On an NAME I see Cool At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote Just so if there s CHAR next time I know do you think I m ignoring you or are you ignoring me There is no medical reason for this It just happens There is no medical reason for this It just happens There is no medical reason for this It just happens Re rsvping NAME Sorry for taking ages to reply to your email no excuse other than my terrible memory Will be great to see you and NAME on friday night it doesnt matter if he cant get there till later I shouldnt think many will turn up till NUM ish anyway I m still working in NAME at the NAME doing a work placement at the NAME Channel is fun and great experience but Im sick of not being paid Am moving back to NAME on the nd of NAME into a nice little house about NUM mins away from the station so dead handy Will be living with NUM girls and a guy all teachers and they seem like a nice bunch Guess you never know for sure though till you get there Rehearsals havent started yet thank goodness NAME Im in enough trouble as it is for not being back at the start of term I ll have to do a stint helping to run the auditions but luckily they are this weekend so NAME be there already You re doing an Msc right Are you still living at NAME It ll be weird to come back there as a nonstudent ca nt decide if I miss the lifestyle or not certainly dont miss the essays but the morning lieins did compensate Anyway better stop waffling and get on with some work Looking forward to seeing you NAME Love NAME xx From NAME To Subject rsvping Date Wed NUM NAME NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NAME NAME Thanks so much for the invitation It was a really nice surprise So where are you living now Oh I just realised I have nt actually said that yes me and NAME would like to come on the th Well NAME says he ll probably be able to come probability but there s a chance he would nt be able to make it for bang on NUM if that s okay So have you got a job sorted out in NAME And have rehearsals started already How s everything going Too many questions See you soon NAME NAME NAME access for only NUM month Try NAME Click Here Hello SMILEY NAME NAME Sorry I could nt stop to chat on Sunday How are you doing Are we still on for tomorrow and if so what do I need to bring wear How are things with blokey Whenever I see the pair of you together you always seem to look as though you re having a fight Except at the NAME dinner when you were both drunk and looked much happier Cheers NAME NAME Re Hello SMILEY On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote That s fine It s rude to keep people waiting SMILEY I know And I am terrible at punctuality I m fine fine and yes we are You do nt need a gown or anything Hope yourself Really No suit DJ NAME strings ceremonial robes with peepholes Yes I did watch Eyes NAME Shut the other day Wine will be provided as far as I recall My form thingy says informal dress meet at NUM NUM in the Fellows Drawing Room for sherry dinner at NUM NUM in the NAME NAME Room the Dome s still out of action I do nt know where d be best for me to meet you Just at the plodge NAME s lodge would be fine I think I should be able to find it SMILEY Quite good at the moment actually I m really quite liking this arrangement of only seeing him at the weekends instead of constantly being in each others pockets Although he does nt like it when I tell him that ha ha Strange Relationships that spring up in NAME so often seem to be between NUM person who gets smothered easily and one who craves contact Seems daft No we fight much less now that he s in NAME see above But yes we do get drunk still Mmmmmm NAME Some enjoyable memory to do with drunkenness that I should be aware of SMILEY Cheers NAME NAME NAME s fine I do nt mind If I do nt want to answer anything I wo nt SMILEY The nosey prefix is a terribly cool postmodern indication that I am fully aware of my own faults in a vain effort to excuse them of course SMILEY See you tomorrow NAME Re boo On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote Welcome I ve just handed in the form No seafood it is For either of us We ll show those seafoodeating scum I m fine enough I think NAME NAME this term has been hectic so far But fine SMILEY Yeah It s funny that out of term things seem too quiet and in term things are too hectic There s never a happy medium NAME was very lazy I bsaically spent it going back and forth between me and NAME No proper holiday though SMILEY Me neither I was hoping to go on holiday with NAME my ex in a few weeks time but have started sort of seeing someone else so that ai nt happening And now I m doing the NAME at the lab They phoned me in the summer to say they were going to fund me after all so I d packed up everything and shipped it home for nothing NAME SMILEY The buggers Better that they decided to fund you at the last minute rather than not at all though NAME Are you quietly confident I have been tipped the nod I think it s just a formality at this point Hopefully there will be a big celebratory drinking things with lots of people SMILEY Oh dear Are you okay Is this new trauma or continued SMILEY I ve been seeing a fair bit of NAME recently and we ve been getting on much better than we used to But a few weeks ago when I d been thinking that the NAME boat had definitely sailed I started seeing someone else She s very nice but I still have strong feelings for NAME But then things did nt work with NAME first time NAME Anyway I m quite busy today so I d better get back to work SMILEY I was in the lab from NUM yesterday I am not going to do it again I hate C SMILEY That sucks I m Cing too though Some of it has been quite good fun Some of it has sucked The worst bits are trying to cope with NAME NAME being shit PS Are you going to the NAME class this week We have a big deadline tomorrow so I expect not In fact since it just started I d say definitely not See you soon NAME Re Hello SMILEY On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote Oh good Did I mention that predinner drinks start at NUM NUM SMILEY No And you re directly contradicting the NUM NUM you ve mentioned below And if we start drinking at NUM NUM follow it with sherry then go to a meal then you may never get invited again Well a suit probably I think the informal bit just means no gowns It s basically a formal hall type meal except at NAME NAME we do nt ever wear gowns NAME NAME I have a lounge suit or a sort of weird creamshirt trousers and mauve jacket combo So I ll look like a funny academic whatever happens NAME me and NAME once sat through Eyes NAME NAME Painful But the really annoying thing is that it was almost finished well I bloody hope it was NAME we d been watching it for fucking ages and the picture froze NAME the file was currupted So we do nt know how it ends So to find out we re going to have to sit through that awful film again Hmph I quite enjoyed it although I must admit it s a bit odd and a trifle on the slow side You ve been spoiled by such classics as NAME and Split Second though have nt you SMILEY Yes It s not hard SMILEY So NUM NUM I shall note that in my little computer doohickey Easily I do nt think that s really fair SMILEY You know what I mean NUM person who craves intimacy and contact and another who gets restless and fidgetty and needs space No just being drunk in general Although getting drunk last night was a bit silly NAME Oh dear What or who did you do Or would hearing it warp my fragile little mind NAME of course Are you a gossip too You should ve been a girl SMILEY I m about twice as bitchy as any girl ever born NAME NAME Re Hello SMILEY NAME Thanks for inviting me to the dinner last night Was nt too bad Am a bit hungry now though SMILEY Sorry if I was rather morose I ve been letting everything get on top of me Silly me Cheers NAME Re NAME URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL NAME again NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Ooooooh you sound so veeeeeeeeeeeery faaaaaaaaaaaar awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaaay That was the echo do nt you know Hmmm were you drunk when you wrote this NAME Is that surprising I just got the impression that you were drunk when I read the email I m not sure why now I had been drinking myself at the time although I was nt drunk Of course knowing you as I do I read this as had een drinking myself at the time and so I was completely mindgezlonckingly drunk which explains EVERYTHING I m ok quite enjoying work at the NAME even if the randomised NAME transform is as good at detecting ellipses as fly splattered on NUM windscreen special talents of splattered flies withholding NAME It sounds like fun So are the splattered flies going to be integrated into your work soon Or are they there already results pending Exciting Unfortunately the splattered flies will not be integrated into my work since they are proving too hard to peel off the windscreen and the treehuggers are complaining We are using splattered undergrads as a practical and morally acceptable alternative I have a plan I may be able to initiate da plan tonight basically want to get next Fri evening and Sat morning off work so can get to NAME So not this weekend but next I hope that s what you mean NAME me and NAME are spending at least a large chunk of this weekend in NAME since he s spent every other NUM in NAME So yes that would be good Yes Are you drunk Ooops already answered that one SMILEY Would have to party hard though NAME I d have to be back Sat evening NAME ha Partying hard Well you ve managed it before have nt you SMILEY True but I ve got a job well NUM now and am just sooo grown up and mature now NAME reunion Oh dear god help us all I did nt mean like any major thing with all the compscis or anything I was thinking more the NAME boys all being in NAME at the same time And if I could come to that would be nice SMILEY And you didnt think that was what I was thinking How is NAME have nt heard much from him He s been a bit sick for the last NUM NUM days He had to go home from work on Monday but then went straight back again on Tuesday the fool But I think he s more or less completely better now although it comes and goes I think Too much detail Sorry SMILEY CHAR You do nt deserve to be earning a zillion pounds per sick day if you do nt take sick days when you can CHAR I m not entirely sure what you mean but yes still too much detail But in general he s fine fine Enjoying work liking the vast majority of the people visiting NAME every weekend getting paid lots etc He ll have to wait a while longer I m afraid In the meantime I m sure there are many ways you can keep him entertained that frankly I do nt even want to think about Cheeky sod Well if you are coming not this weekend but next then he ll more than likely be in NAME anyway Ooooh my head hurts Take care NAME NAME to hear from you You too See you soon NAME NAME NAME NAME Maybe I should have written more Now I ll have to start work NAME How are you Any plans to come to NAME again anytime soon NAME keeps coming to NAME and managing to not see me Hmph But we should organise a compsci reunion before you bugger off into the back of beyond NAME is really missing everyone SMILEY See you soon NAME Yup You are forgetting about NAME It has apparently had NUM earthquakes this week we can only hope that much improvement has been done to both places But DO NOT forget I am a the real charity case Hope you are well and are processing speech efficiently NAME NAME EMAIL wrote URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE earthquake disruption arrived from scientifically trying to happened in running into NAME slept next as of NAME are of message truncated Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL NAME Hmmm were you drunk when you wrote this NAME Is that surprising I m ok quite enjoying work at the NAME even if the randomised NAME transform is as good at detecting ellipses as fly splattered on NUM windscreen special talents of splattered flies withholding I have a plan I may be able to initiate da plan tonight basically want to get next Fri evening and Sat morning off work so can get to NAME Would have to party hard though NAME I d have to be back Sat evening NAME reunion Oh dear god help us all How is NAME have nt heard much from him He ll have to wait a while longer I m afraid In the meantime I m sure there are many ways you can keep him entertained that frankly I do nt even want to think about NAME to hear from you NAME NAME NAME Maybe I should have written more Now I ll have to start work NAME How are you Any plans to come to NAME again anytime soon NAME keeps coming to NAME and managing to not see me Hmph But we should organise a compsci reunion before you bugger off into the back of beyond NAME is really missing everyone SMILEY See you soon NAME Yup You are forgetting about NAME It has apparently had NUM earthquakes this week we can only hope that much improvement has been done to both places But DO NOT forget I am a the real charity case Hope you are well and are processing speech efficiently NAME NAME EMAIL wrote URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL WEBSITE the NAME disruption and distress arrived from the NAME and Spanish significant litter were to come to terms with the in NAME NUM resident NUM said It was such a into my bedroom crying My slept through it I was still morning normal The British NAME NAME NAME Delight to the area to still searching through the personal belongings including NAME at Argos family of NUM day where children can play on collection of stinging nettles compensation claim card details and we ll do the collection points available NAME NAME NAME access plans that fit your lifestyle join NAME WEBSITE This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE forwarding details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL Yup You are forgetting about NAME It has apparently had NUM earthquakes this week we can only hope that much improvement has been done to both places But DO NOT forget I am a the real charity case Hope you are well and are processing speech efficiently NAME NAME EMAIL wrote URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL At NUM NUM on Monday NUM September an earthquake WEBSITE the NAME scale hit NAME NAME causing untold disruption and distress Many were woken well before their giro arrived Several priceless collections of mementos from the NAME and Spanish costas were damaged NUM areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed Thousands are confused and bewildered trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in NAME NUM resident NAME NAME a NUM year old NUM said It was such a shock little NAME came running into my bedroom crying My youngest NUM NAME and NAME slept through it I was still shaking when I was watching NAME the next morning Apparently though looting did carry on as normal The British NAME NAME have so far managed to ship NUM crates of NAME Delight to the area to help the stricken masses Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from NAME NAME at Argos HOW YOU CAN HELP pound NUM buys chips scraps and blue pop for a family of NUM pound NUM can take a family to NAME for the day where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim PLEASE NAME NOW NAME email us by return with your credit card details and we ll do the rest If you prefer to donate cash there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos NAME and NAME NAME NAME NAME Advertising Director Business Age NAME NUM NUM NUM NAME access plans that fit your lifestyle join NAME WEBSITE This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME URGENT NAME EARTHQUAKE APPEAL NAME No I did nt get this reply NAME NAME Doh Now thats blown it NAME again NAME NAME NAME That s about it Erm I just got the impression that you were drunk when I read the email I m not sure why now I had been drinking myself at the time although I was nt drunk Of course knowing you as I do I read this as had een drinking myself at the time and so I was completely mindgezlonckingly drunk which explains EVERYTHING NAME ha Cheeky sod CHAR wasnt that drunk I d been to NAME s dinner with NAME and then had a couple of post dinner drinks at the Castle with him He was in serious need of cheering up poor Wez So I just had to postpone the work I had to do for today oops NAME girl you ll get yourself into trouble if you keep carrying on like that Can NAME fly Unfortunately the splattered flies will not be integrated into my work since they are proving too hard to peel off the windscreen and the treehuggers are complaining We are using splattered undergrads as a practical and morally acceptable alternative Oh good Well as long as they sign permission slip type things then I m sure it is morally acceptable And I m sure if you offer them the price of a can of laget then they will sign such forms What is this laget Is it expensive Would I like it Must one have a licence for it Yes Are you drunk Ooops already answered that one SMILEY Look I was just checking we were speaking about the same next weekend NAME some people think next weekend means this coming weekend which is just plain wrong I did nt know you were nt one of those stupid people did I Hmph Only one of us is one of those stupid people and you ve just declared that I m not SMILEY NAME ha Partying hard Well you ve managed it before have nt you SMILEY True but I ve got a job well NUM now and am just sooo grown up and mature now NAME I m soooooooooooo not jealous SMILEY Well you should be I ve just been offered a free day trip to NAME Believe it baby Now who s not jealous NAME reunion Oh dear god help us all I did nt mean like any major thing with all the compscis or anything I was thinking more the NAME boys all being in NAME at the same time And if I could come to that would be nice SMILEY And you didnt think that was what I was thinking Cheeky sod again Fine You are officially uninvited You were always my least favourite anyway SMILEY I ll let you off on that one NAME it was a humourous reply CHAR You do nt deserve to be earning a zillion pounds per sick day if you do nt take sick days when you can CHAR I m not entirely sure what you mean but yes still too much detail NAME NAME thought it might have been enough to just say NAME has been off work sick but he s back now but I did nt think this until after I d typed out everything else so I was nt going to delete it was I Now look how much rubbish you ve written just because you acted first and thought later What would your mum say Cheeky sod Well if you are coming not this weekend but next then he ll more than likely be in NAME anyway Ooooh my head hurts Is this related to NAME being in NAME at the same time as you NAME you are being a cheeky swine today NAME the hangover is improving NAME Take care Hmph Yes I ll take care Take care to kick your arse across the room next time I see you Only joking I m a nice girl See you NAME NAME NAME to hear from you You too See you soon NAME NAME NAME NAME Maybe I should have written more Now I ll have to start work NAME again not see off message truncated Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci Hello NAME I m going home NAME No I did nt get this reply NAME NAME Doh Now thats blown it NAME to see your sense of humour has nt improved from being a compsci SMILEY touch NAME ha Cheeky sod CHAR wasnt that drunk I d been to NAME s dinner with NAME and then had a couple of post dinner drinks at the Castle with him He was in serious need of cheering up poor Wez So I just had to postpone the work I had to do for today oops NAME girl you ll get yourself into trouble if you keep carrying on like that Hmmmmm you might be right But if you ca nt be good be careful and all that jazz SMILEY Can NAME fly I ve never asked him but I expect not Why I m just trying to build up a picture of NAME I ve never heard of him before What is this laget Is it expensive Would I like it Must one have a licence for it NAME Shut it you NAME burgers Only one of us is one of those stupid people and you ve just declared that I m not SMILEY NAME NAME I m soooooooooooo not jealous SMILEY Well you should be I ve just been offered a free day trip to NAME Believe it baby Now who s not jealous Still me What are you going to do at NAME for the day Is it not obvious Take pictures of ickle calibration object What would you do on a day trip to NAME Cheeky sod again Fine You are officially uninvited You were always my least favourite anyway SMILEY I ll let you off on that one NAME it was a humourous reply Mine or yours All yours NAME NAME thought it might have been enough to just say NAME has been off work sick but he s back now but I did nt think this until after I d typed out everything else so I was nt going to delete it was I Now look how much rubbish you ve written just because you acted first and thought later What would your mum say You ve really got a downer on me today have nt you What have I dont to deserve this ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME NAME And why are you bringing Mam into this Eh Eh CHAR Did it suceed CHAR You did nt answer my question Ooooh my head hurts Is this related to NAME being in NAME at the same time as you NAME you are being a cheeky swine today You never answered this See CHAR above SMILEY NAME the hangover is improving I do nt get hangovers Is yours There ai nt no alcohol in ma sexy body NAME See you Although I m starting to think maybe I do nt want to Not even to kick my head in NAME NAME This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME Glad to hear that someone survived the course It already seems far too hard so thanks for giving me the boost of confidence that will be much needed Thanks also for the kind offer of help etc which I m sure you will regret offering later As I dont want to be that much of a bother tho have be known to be very irritating on occasion what times definitely are nt good for you so I know in advance Good luck with your further studies you must be very dedicated NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME student Hey there I received your message yesterday and forgot to write a reply NAME NAME I m NAME one of the NUM comp sci students this year NUM NUM NUM NUM and this s just a little note NUM say thankees for the message I m not sure why I m not on the directory hm will haveta look into that but yes I have my passwords and am planning to set up my room connection nite Thank you for the information It s nice to know there s someone there if I have a problem and I look forward to meeting CHAR NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME Hall st year NAME NAME Or so I m told Re you are an impudent compsci NAME For today actually NAME EMAIL wrote NAME For Tomorrow I suppose Hello NAME I m going home Lightweight What s wrong with NUM hour days eh NAME does it Yes well Remember what I said about not deserving a zillion pound a week if you do nt take any sickdays NAME proved Besides I had another thrilling night working down da pub waiting for me NAME to see your sense of humour has nt improved from being a compsci SMILEY touch I m funny Just there you are Hilarious Can NAME fly I ve never asked him but I expect not Why I m just trying to build up a picture of NAME I ve never heard of him before NAME But how can I phrase this if I was trying to build a mnetal picture of someone I d never met asking if they can fly wouldnt be the first thing I d ask Do you see where I m coming from His physical characteristics would be radically different if he could fly and did have wings so I think its a valid question What would your first question be What is this laget Is it expensive Would I like it Must one have a licence for it NAME Shut it you NAME burgers They can be rather nice NAME tells me you can get a double bacon veggie burger at NAME NAME these days NAME Just quit with the whole veggie thing meat can be soooooo good I want meeeeeeat Speaking of burgers ad NAME for that matter his new catchphrase is I m really just a sensitive special burger Hmmm I ll leave him to explain that one I think That sounds just like NAME Was this after NUM pints Still me What are you going to do at NAME for the day Is it not obvious Take pictures of ickle calibration object What would you do on a day trip to NAME Got me there I have no idea I ll let you off on that one NAME it was a humourous reply Mine or yours All yours See You ve just told me that I m funny How do I know it was really you How do you know it was really me Now you re not so sure Now look how much rubbish you ve written just because you acted first and thought later What would your mum say You ve really got a downer on me today have nt you What have I dont to deserve this ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME NAME And why are you bringing Mam into this Eh Eh CHAR Did it suceed No Hmmmm Need proof me thinks CHAR You did nt answer my question My mam would probably say Do nt listen to a word that NAME boy says he attacked me with a set of sharp keys upon first meeting me Just a guess but I think quite accurate Hell I ve apologised a thousand times for that and she still holds it against me It was a simple case of misidentification and I m gonna have to be reeeaaal careful here so might just shut up at the You never answered this See CHAR above SMILEY Your turn I threw a double NUM I ve gone past Go and collected my pound NUM and now I m on NAME Road which I m going to buy because its a nice name No it was not related To the best of knowledge and very short term memory NAME the hangover is improving I do nt get hangovers Is yours There ai nt no alcohol in ma sexy body What about the one you re wearing today then Still as sexy as ever NAME See you Although I m starting to think maybe I do nt want to Not even to kick my head in I m not going to kick your head in I m going to bitchslap your tiny arse across NAME You are mistaken You re going to bitchslap my tiny yet perfectly formed arse across NAME Hope you re looking forward to it It s a date NAME NAME This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci You Again I like it well it keeps me off the streets anyway NAME NAME NAME For today actually NAME but perfectly formed of course arse Why thank you Lightweight What s wrong with NUM hour days eh NAME does it Yes well Remember what I said about not deserving a zillion pound a week if you do nt take any sickdays NAME proved I m not really sure I follow your logic But it sounds good anyway Besides I had another thrilling night working down da pub waiting for me NAME Slave to the system I m funny Just there you are Hilarious SMILEY That s less funny try harder NAME But how can I phrase this if I was trying to build a mnetal picture of someone I d never met asking if they can fly wouldnt be the first thing I d ask Do you see where I m coming from His physical characteristics would be radically different if he could fly and did have wings so I think its a valid question What would your first question be First of all just NAME he can fly does nt mean he has to have wings Or that are visible from day to day or whatever And secondly you re weird But I do have a tiny yet smart and perfectly formed arse NAME burgers They can be rather nice NAME tells me you can get a double bacon veggie burger at NAME NAME these days NAME Just quit with the whole veggie thing meat can be soooooo good I want meeeeeeat NAME can be so good But so can potatoes I want taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatties How about meat and potatos Oh yeesssssss I want meat and spuds Now You re late I ve eaten my packed lunch already Doh Speaking of burgers ad NAME for that matter his new catchphrase is I m really just a sensitive special burger Hmmm I ll leave him to explain that one I think That sounds just like NAME Was this after NUM pints A few more than that actually Housewarming NAME s birthday at NUM NAME on Monday More than NUM pints NAME Was he trying to pull NAME in front of NAME See You ve just told me that I m funny How do I know it was really you How do you know it was really me Now you re not so sure You re fucking with my head NAME I m faaaaaaaaaaaaling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling Hope you landed ok CHAR Did it suceed No Hmmmm Need proof me thinks And just how can I prove that I did nt cry See you ca nt Hence by contradiction you did and I will feel bad for the rest of my life NAME I made you cry CHAR You did nt answer my question My mam would probably say Do nt listen to a word that NAME boy says he attacked me with a set of sharp keys upon first meeting me Just a guess but I think quite accurate Hell I ve apologised a thousand times for that and she still holds it against me It was a simple case of misidentification and I m gonna have to be reeeaaal careful here so might just shut up NAME ha you re on her death list Just exactly what are the odds that I ll make it through the day just so I know whether to bother doing any work today Your turn I threw a double NUM I ve gone past Go and collected my pound NUM and now I m on NAME Road which I m going to buy because its a nice name No That s a crap NUM You want the browns the reds the purples and the utilities The greens are good too NAME is a good colour Those strange people give me purple pills No it was not related To the best of knowledge and very short term memory I ll let you off then I ll also tell NAME he can stop crying now SMILEY I would nt go that far There ai nt no alcohol in ma sexy body What about the one you re wearing today then Still as sexy as ever Good good And your head Still fitting through doorways Only if I charge like a bull I m not going to kick your head in I m going to bitchslap your tiny arse across NAME You are mistaken You re going to bitchslap my tiny yet perfectly formed arse across NAME Fine by me It might not be so perfectly formed after the bitchslapping I should warn you SMILEY Do nt worry I have insurance Hope you re looking forward to it It s a date NAME I ve never been on a date before Will there be flowers and chocolates Depends on how hard you re going to bitchslap me See you NAME NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME Well my name s certainly not NAME SMILEY So I m supposed to remember your name now This is like toooo much hard work NAME what else is there to do indoors Sleep NAME is good I like sleeping NAME NAME did you actually fall asleep in your Mmmmmm I did NAME messaging really works arse Why thank you Your words fool Ca nt a man thank himself nowadays without getting an earfull I mean I was totally aware of the fact that I was talking to myself just as I am now so I should probably shut up because everyone is looking at me ooops NAME what I just meant there s no point thanking me for making fun of you Which is what I was doing my saying you had a perfectly formed arse NAME they were your words Hence your words fool See NAME and the odds are certainly against me ever understanding it CHAR is a dumb and small yet perfectly formed ass you have the little grey cells working for you mine are a lifetimes vacation in the bahamas NAME I could tell you the story of my nightmare journey to NAME from staying with NAME this weekend I bet you d laugh But I m far too tired Maybe another time Looking forward to it baby It s really not that exciting You could make it exciting I d recommend adding in some maurauding zombies or pirates Or both I think you might be obsessed And deluded And I m gonna eat ya Hmmmmm I m a big eat you know I m not convinced you d manage SMILEY goddamn vending machine ate my money I hate it when they do that Eat something of the vending machine s It s plug Instead I smashed it open and looted it for its yorkie bars NAME yorkie heaven since NUM hrs They re in the post I hope you sent them recorded delivery due to their high value Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Meat and NAME What a capital idea You use the word capital NAME Hey does NAME know that the word capital turns you on SMILEY I ve eaten my packed lunch already Doh Doh indeed You obviously need to pack a much bigger and calorific lunch NAME Guess I ll have to wait for your parcel NAME Yes What does skinnymalink mean Eh Have you never heard that nursey rhyme or whatever it is Skinnymalinky oh I ve just realised it s in Doric so you probably wo nt have heard it But anyway it s NAME NAME legs umberella feet went to the doctor s and couldna find a seat I ca nt remember all the rest of it but it ends with when the something started Skinnymalinky farted I do nt know okay It s about someone skinny You do nt know but you could find out could nt you What is the something Is this cause and effect Maybe it was such an enjoyable crash landing that you forgot about it Crash landing capital NAME NAME Do you still feel bad NAME And tired of all this feeling bad NAME I still have my small yet perfectly formed ass Hmph Could you ask her to give me an approximate date of my murder please I d hate to book my dentists appointment for after my death Thanks Next time I speak to her Promise She s busy starting a new job at the moment though so you re probably safe for a while yet NAME gives me pills SMILEY Ask nicely Failing that just stick a gun in their face and say gimme da pills bitch or I ll put a cap in your large and illformed ass NAME ca nt I just eat NAME instead and pretend they re pills Only if you give me some toooo SMILEY NAME NAME I told him you were coming to NAME this weekend and he was so looking forward to seeing you But now you ve just gone and broken his little heart again NAME the paramedics are on the way They ll put him back together again NAME Can they leave off some bits Like his belly SMILEY NAME idea I will make my billions by selling soap made from the leftovers Charge like a high class escort It ll get you farther in life NAME many insults to choose from that I might just shut up and start charging like a high class escort anyone want a small yet perfectly formed ass NAME ha You can be funny occasionally SMILEY Depends on how hard you re going to bitchslap me How hard do you want it NUM on the NAME scale please Easy How about NUM Or log NUM Bye bye bye bye NAME NAME ha NAME Do you smell the work avoidance What exactly are you supposed to be doing then And how does it compare to pub work Well I have to make a career choice somehow I m supposed to be writing a calibration routine to match images taken from camera to a virtual world in opengl We would then be able to match the NUM and do some augmented reality wotsits Instead I write emails Its better than pub work NAME you get to waste your time writing emails How are you wasting your time then Is it fun And do you really need to make a career choice Anyway have you fixed your plans for coming to NAME You know NAME is even missing a fireworks display to come and see you NAME NAME is such a definite word When is the fireworks display NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME You Again I like it well it keeps me off the streets anyway Really You only come indoors to check email NAME what else is there to do indoors NAME but perfectly formed of course arse Why thank you Your words fool Ca nt a man thank himself nowadays without getting an earfull I mean I was totally aware of the fact that I was talking to myself just as I am now so I should probably shut up because everyone is looking at me ooops Just there you are Hilarious SMILEY That s less funny try harder NAME I could tell you the story of my nightmare journey to NAME from staying with NAME this weekend I bet you d laugh But I m far too tired Maybe another time Looking forward to it baby But I do have a tiny yet smart and perfectly formed arse I think you might be obsessed And deluded And I m gonna eat ya goddamn vending machine ate my money How about meat and potatos Oh yeesssssss I want meat and spuds Now You re late They re in the post I hope you sent them recorded delivery due to their high value Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Meat and NAME What a capital idea I ve eaten my packed lunch already Doh Doh indeed You obviously need to pack a much bigger and calorific lunch NAME Guess I ll have to wait for your parcel What does skinnymalink mean Eh A few more than that actually Housewarming NAME s birthday at NUM NAME on Monday More than NUM pints NAME Was he trying to pull NAME in front of NAME They were nt there unfortunately I m not sure why I know NAME missed a lot of people off the email list in the last minute rush to invite anyone So no he was nt You re fucking with my head NAME I m faaaaaaaaaaaaling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling Hope you landed ok Hmmm Ca nt remember That ca nt be a good sign Maybe it was such an enjoyable crash landing that you forgot about it And just how can I prove that I did nt cry See you ca nt Hence by contradiction you did and I will feel bad for the rest of my life NAME I made you cry NAME NAME Do you still feel bad NAME And tired of all this feeling bad NAME I still have my small yet perfectly formed ass NAME ha you re on her death list Just exactly what are the odds that I ll make it through the day just so I know whether to bother doing any work today Quite high Could you ask her to give me an approximate date of my murder please I d hate to book my dentists appointment for after my death Thanks NAME is a good colour Those strange people give me purple pills NAME gives me pills SMILEY Ask nicely Failing that just stick a gun in their face and say gimme da pills bitch or I ll put a cap in your large and illformed ass I ll let you off then I ll also tell NAME he can stop crying now SMILEY I would nt go that far NAME NAME I told him you were coming to NAME this weekend and he was so looking forward to seeing you But now you ve just gone and broken his little heart again NAME the paramedics are on the way They ll put him back together again then Still as sexy as ever Good good And your head Still fitting through doorways Only if I charge like a bull Charge like a high class escort It ll get you farther in life NAME many insults to choose from that I might just shut up and start charging like a high class escort anyone want a small yet perfectly formed ass You are mistaken You re going to bitchslap my tiny yet perfectly formed arse across NAME Fine by me It might not be so perfectly formed after the bitchslapping I should warn you SMILEY Do nt worry I have insurance You ve insured your arse My god NAME I ve never been on a date before Will there be flowers and chocolates Depends on how hard you re going to bitchslap me How hard do you want it NUM on the NAME scale please See you NAME NAME Bye bye bye bye NAME NAME Do you smell the work avoidance Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote NAME NAME NAME NAME you had fun last night It was good thanks I do nt quite know how it managed to get so late Me neither Heavy drinking seems to have that effect I had a good time Paying for it now of course SMILEY NAME ha You should know better young man SMILEY I should indeed I feel foul And I have a dinner and party tonight Groan Okay that s fine I ll just have to find myself another NAME SMILEY I ll refrain from saying anything about getting you in the Buff y Oh bugger I did nt refrain Ooops Seriously though I m pretty knackered too so I might not even go myself Do nt worry about it OK I wo nt I have too much of a headache to worry much anyway It aches to breath Hope your hangover subsides me too See you compsciing next time NAME NAME NAME you had fun last night I had a good time Paying for it now of course SMILEY I doubt I ll be around tonight I need to get some work finished by tomorrow so I ll probably try to get an early night Cheers NAME Re you are an impudent compsci Hey Hey Hey NAME NAME So I m supposed to remember your name now This is like toooo much hard work I suppose it is you know Maybe we should just abandon our names and all be anonymous entities Sounds good to me Sleep NAME is good I like sleeping NAME NAME did you actually fall asleep in your Mmmmmm No I did NAME messaging really works So they say NAME what I just meant there s no point thanking me for making fun of you Which is what I was doing my saying you had a perfectly formed arse NAME they were your words Hence your words fool See NAME and the odds are certainly against me ever understanding it CHAR is a dumb and small yet perfectly formed ass you have the little grey cells working for you mine are a lifetimes vacation in the bahamas I see Well you ca nt blame a compsci for trying It s really not that exciting You could make it exciting I d recommend adding in some maurauding zombies or pirates Or both I ll bear that in mind If I made it exciting enough I could even write a book about it and become rich and famous ooooooooooh I hate it when they do that Eat something of the vending machine s It s plug Instead I smashed it open and looted it for its yorkie bars NAME yorkie heaven since NUM hrs NAME bars are rather tasty But a bit sickly But not as bad as NAME NAME You re making me want a NAME right now Good work I think I might just pop to the still evil but repaired vending CHAR CHAR You use the word capital NAME Hey does NAME know that the word capital turns you on SMILEY No I do nt want him to know as he might start gaining some power in the relationship And that ca nt be good I do nt that ll ever happen SMILEY Have you never heard that nursey rhyme or whatever it is Skinnymalinky oh I ve just realised it s in Doric so you probably wo nt have heard it But anyway it s NAME NAME legs umberella feet went to the doctor s and couldna find a seat I ca nt remember all the rest of it but it ends with when the something started Skinnymalinky farted I do nt know okay It s about someone skinny You do nt know but you could find out could nt you What is the something Is this cause and effect I ca nt remember I ll ask my mam that as well shall I Would be good I d start making a list if I were you Crash landing capital NAME SMILEY NAME ca nt I just eat NAME instead and pretend they re pills Only if you give me some toooo SMILEY Okay I can share But only if you share your purple pills with me NAME Done NAME Can they leave off some bits Like his belly SMILEY NAME idea I will make my billions by selling soap made from the leftovers Are you insinuating that his belly excess is big enough to make soap worth billions Of pounds He s actually lost a bit of weight but only a bit Being sick that time probably helped SMILEY Oh dear NAME NAME NAME Was it bad vommy vom vom How much soap do you reckon you could make NUM on the NAME scale please Easy How about NUM Or log NUM Also easy I m supposed to be writing a calibration routine to match images taken from camera to a virtual world in opengl We would then be able to match the NUM and do some augmented reality wotsits What s the point of that eh The augmented reality wotsits is the point Make the surgeons job easier by giving him extra info make the surgeons job more interesting by giving him a game of quake whilst he s working Instead I write emails NAME now that s NAME work With you its a fulltime job Its better than pub work NAME you get to waste your time writing emails You have shown me the light NAME but the bulbs broken How are you wasting your time then Is it fun Well today is my day off So in theory I could be having lots of fun But my days off tend to be a lot busier than my other days NAME I have to run around doing all the things I do nt have time to do the rest of the week Like laundry food shopping going to Data Structures and NAME lectures in a vain attempt to be an adequate supervisor Last week I even went swimming but I m up too late this week so I might go to the gym later instead But I also have formal hall tonight and NAME will be here for the NAME recruitment presentation so I ll meet up with him afterwards Should nt get too drunk really then And NAME NAME wants us to do a practice exam question for tomorrow so I have to do that today too So you see I do nt really have any time to waste But I like most of the course so far And I like the other students And I seem to managing to keep up with the work so far but I suppose the exams next term will either prove or disprove that SMILEY You have exams Oh deary me Sounds like fun well the dsa CHAR vs anyway will you CHAR CHAR me I can act really dumb if you want Is everyone post NAME There must be some gimpus it is after all a compsci course How s the hangover And do you really need to make a career choice Technically no CHAR I could be careerless CHAR I could let someone else choose for me Want to NAME I think ya should be a mole the furry animal NAME a highclass hooker NAME now that you ve got it all mapped out for you Anyway have you fixed your plans for coming to NAME You know NAME is even missing a fireworks display to come and see you NAME message truncated why Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re boo On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote Welcome I ve just handed in the form No seafood it is For either of us We ll show those seafoodeating scum I m fine enough I think NAME NAME this term has been hectic so far But fine SMILEY Yeah It s funny that out of term things seem too quiet and in term things are too hectic There s never a happy medium NAME was very lazy I bsaically spent it going back and forth between me and NAME No proper holiday though SMILEY Me neither I was hoping to go on holiday with NAME my ex in a few weeks time but have started sort of seeing someone else so that ai nt happening And now I m doing the NAME at the lab They phoned me in the summer to say they were going to fund me after all so I d packed up everything and shipped it home for nothing NAME SMILEY The buggers Better that they decided to fund you at the last minute rather than not at all though NAME Are you quietly confident I have been tipped the nod I think it s just a formality at this point Hopefully there will be a big celebratory drinking things with lots of people SMILEY Oh dear Are you okay Is this new trauma or continued SMILEY I ve been seeing a fair bit of NAME recently and we ve been getting on much better than we used to But a few weeks ago when I d been thinking that the NAME boat had definitely sailed I started seeing someone else She s very nice but I still have strong feelings for NAME But then things did nt work with NAME first time NAME Anyway I m quite busy today so I d better get back to work SMILEY I was in the lab from NUM yesterday I am not going to do it again I hate C SMILEY That sucks I m Cing too though Some of it has been quite good fun Some of it has sucked The worst bits are trying to cope with NAME NAME being shit PS Are you going to the NAME class this week We have a big deadline tomorrow so I expect not In fact since it just started I d say definitely not See you soon NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME Has the relationship improved It would be nice if they started to get on really well enjoy a few nights out together and then start to get reeeal close if you know what I mean Anyway haha Hope you are enjoying yourself My feet are wet NAME they hate each other Yes Now that I ve answered your question you can answer mine and I ll get moving to NAME What is the relation between the size of the bounding box of a raster ellipse of thickness NUM and the number of pixels used to draw the ellipse You have NUM seconds Well Yes I am Have you told him to reseve you a ticket Are you going to see NAME s play tonight Sounds as though most ppl are Me thinks yep NAME Therefore I am NAME EMAIL wrote NAME NAME This just sleeping Mmmmmm had a words fool me yet little grey vacation in trying adding both exciting something of for its hrs sickly capital start or went to it ends know could nt effect well and your purple his message truncated Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME if that is actually your real name I like trying to confuse people and I can actually admit with a great deal of selfsatisfaction to being quite good at it Just ask well anyone I ve ever talked to Congratulations on completing your ticks Has NAME NAME marked them for you yet You should do the starred ticks over the next couple of weeks Work dammit work You should never NAME idleness I like this job I can forget to set my alarm come in late and wet goddamit wet and know with a fair degree of certainty that I wo nt see da boss today and that I can spend all day writing emails or learning spanish How s work Why did it take you so long to reply to that email Have you been on holiday or something ARe you having fun Do you miss us all yet You know you do SMILEY NAME think I fell asleep or something NAME I have to work damit work Define the semantics of fun I dare you How do I know that you know that I know that I miss you all eh Would that mean I do know anyway In fact are you the allknowing god NAME tardes NAME See you NAME NAME they hate each other Yes Now that I ve answered your question you can answer mine and I ll get moving to NAME What is the relation between the size of the bounding box of a raster ellipse of thickness NUM and the number of pixels used to draw the ellipse You have NUM seconds Well should just sleeping your works point you had words against me small yet little vacation for recommend Or both exciting something it for NUM hrs bit message truncated Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote I should indeed I feel foul And I have a dinner and party tonight Groan Oh dear NAME What does NAME mean NAME was nt too catastrophic as a consequence of hungoverness thankfully I ll refrain from saying anything about getting you in the Buff y Oh bugger I did nt refrain Ooops NAME ha that seems to be the general trend with you No self restraint SMILEY Some would say that this is one of my worst traits I like it At least I m honest OK I wo nt I have too much of a headache to worry much anyway It aches to breath NAME I almost feel guilty for being NUM hangover free But not quite SMILEY He he I should really be hangover king I went out to Life on Thursday the Foundation Dinner like your Scholars dinner on Friday drank red wine in NAME on Saturday and strong beer today NAME See you on Wednesday no doubt NAME Re NAME On Mon NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote Is it just me or did I send this email aaaaaaaaages ago Have you been away or just busy busy busy I went to NAME for NUM days then came back briefly then went to NAME for the weekend SMILEY NAME of the silly variety NAME Now that I ve forgotten what the comment was about that explains nothing Yes And honesty is another good trait I suppose At times In moderation like all things SMILEY Hmmmm Ca nt think of many examples of where honesty is a bad thing Except when out shopping for clothes with women of course NAME why One of my friends submitted his Thesis NAME impressive stuff Soon he will be a Doctor the Foundation Dinner like your Scholars dinner on Friday But better food I expect SMILEY Oh yes Much better Much much better And more to drink But that s life I suppose NAME so you have been away Any particular reason I intended to visit my family but they were away so I visited friends instead SMILEY NAME So were you actually hungover after every one of these occasions NAME Only the first Hair of the dog and all that I could nt cope with that Well my weekend was very sober apart from Saturday night which was ridiculously drunken Pub crawls are possibly the most stupid invention ever But it was actually a really good night SMILEY NAME I always hate the beginning of pub crawls There s the anticipation of the morning that will follow I think Hmmm it probably depends what the talk s on and how much work I ve got done by that point of the week I have one just NUM stupid speech processing CHAR pish pish practical left to do and if I ve managed to get that done in today or tomorrow s lab then I ll almost definitely come just to celebrate Oh are you going to formal hall though I think I ll try to I m trying to be a bit more social and bit less avoidy of all things NAME Hmmm do you never call yourself Wez Has that just come from other people or what And does the fact that you call yourself NAME mean you do nt like being called NAME NAME I can easily stop I have a habit of refusing to call people by nicknames NAME was what I used to always use I was nt keen on NAME But I ve sort of decided to revive NAME Either is fine though SMILEY NAME NAME Re NAME On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote So I m wasting time before starting by finally replying to your email NAME NAME to hear I m your preferred distraction from hangovers Oooooh I ve always wanted to go to NAME although I have no idea why I have a sneaking suspicion it might be NAME in my head it sounds like praline which I like I want to eat praline in NAME I think I might still be drunk That s always a possibility NAME is nice and they do have some praline I think although I m not sure where exactly Exactly Keeping the peace in situations where the truth is unimportant and helps noone and possibly hurts someone etc Does my bum look big in this Not as big as it does out of it Oh yes Much better Much much better And more to drink But that s life I suppose Rub it in then why do nt you SMILEY In previous years they had tasty petites NUM Sadly they did nt this time Most dissappointing YOu did nt talk to your family beforehand Sigh Male I d mentioned it They had nt been clear about how long they were away for Not a problem in the end Visited friends instead NAME ha so it was drunkenness from then on I like your style I suggested we come in drunk today to do this tick but I think they thought I was joking and I did nt want to push the issue Another one of the NAME has been telling everyone I m an alcoholic after seeing me on Saturday night SMILEY You say that as if CHAR it s a bad thing and CHAR it s not true No there s not SMILEY There is when you hit NUM Hangovers get worse as you get older you know I used to be able to drink for more or less NUM hours straight and feel OK the next day Now I feel hungover whether I ve had a drink the previous night or not NAME I think I ve missed the formal hall boat this week Me too Oh well No great loss Although NAME can be quite amusing NAME the email s finished Must work SMILEY Likewise NAME NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME What is your middle name What is your favourite name My favourite is NAME You want to buy me chips Why thank you I ll never get fat SMILEY Sob tears start gushing sob NAME NAME NAME NAME if that is actually your real name There may be a few spurious vowels in there somewhere but it s a fien attempy at my name yes Well NUM of them anyway Admittedly my least favourite name but never mind You ca nt have everything and a bag of chips Not too often anyway or you ll get fat I like trying to confuse people and I can actually admit with a great deal of selfsatisfaction to being quite good at it And do you admit to being super dooper modest too SMILEY Well only on Wednesdays Just ask well anyone I ve ever talked to Like NAME But he s just permanently confused Or is that NAME of you Did you break NAME mind NAME its all my fault It all harks back to my first ever word to him Hello Following this first startling confusion attack it was all downhill from there Notice how he never talks to me he is merely resisting the inevitable You re next NAME Congratulations on completing your ticks Thank you Has NAME NAME marked them for you yet No By whichever demonstrator happens to be available He s not one of them I have nt seen him once this year SMILEY Thats just not on We should build a platform for him in the canteen and make him perform NUM You should do the starred ticks over the next couple of weeks There are no starred ticks It s only the crappy Monday Tuesday Speech Processing ticks I ve finished I still have the Thursday Friday Language ticks to do NUM down NUM to go and we ll have an end of term NAME tick eventually So Work dammit work You should never NAME idleness I am working It s just that now I an spend my Monday and Tuesday afternoons a bit more flexibly ie working on other stuff reading lecture notes etc but also being able to eg going to Breeze when I do nt have food instead of having to wait until Wednesday Breeze What is breeze There is a stiff breeze today Is this the same I do nt recall woohooing idleness I recall woohooing productivity and success NAME and success What is productivity and success How does one buy productivity and success Is it purple I like this job I can forget to set my alarm Did you actually forget NAME Subconscious wanted and got sleep The brain is a marvellous thing come in late and wet goddamit wet NAME is it raining at the Ends of the Earth We re feet under at the moment It sucks and know with a fair degree of certainty that I wo nt see da boss today Why Is he lazy On holiday for a while Might be lazy I am in the basement he is not But has other things to do my hypothesis Anyway I do nt know what to do NAME I m waiting for some kit and have been for days and days and that I can spend all day writing emails or learning spanish Naughty But wo nt he notice that you ve achieved nothing workwise all day eventually Does noone keep an eye on you Review progress etc NAME How s work Why did it take you so long to reply to that email Have you been on holiday or something ARe you having fun Do you miss us all yet You know you do SMILEY NAME think I fell asleep or something Hmmm I wish I could sleep that long I m still tired Sigh NAME I have to work damit work Define the semantics of fun I dare you No NAME How do I know that you know that I know that I miss you all eh NAME I told you Obviously Would that mean I do know anyway It does nt follow no In fact are you the allknowing god No Just plain old NAME NAME plain old NAME Please make me fat Cheers me old mucker NAME tardes No es la tarde NAME NAME Men god morgen NAME om De NAME en impudent datavitenskapsmann SMILEY Hey I take offense at that You re going down you little blausmurfen NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote I ca nt remember when this is from But I m NUM certain CHAR didnt say I was distracting myself froma hangover as I do nt get them Yes I remember you saying Grrrrr Am most jealous That s always a possibility NAME is nice and they do have some praline I think although I m not sure where exactly In the confectioneries NAME I do nt know We managed to avoid the chocolateries I m afraid You say that as if CHAR it s a bad thing and CHAR it s not true I can only imagine that CHAR it is a bad thing becase CHAR I m not SMILEY Yeah NAME NAME You re like me You can stop any time you want SMILEY Not in my experience since CHAR used to get them and now do nt That s just because you drink more now I used to be able to drink for more or less NUM hours straight and feel OK the next day NAME me Is that true Probably not I think I managed NUM hours but that was fairly slow drinking The NUM comes from a day when I went to a NAME NAME so I was probably drunk for that long but not actually drinking for that long The worst hangover I ve ever had was in my first year and lasted NUM days SMILEY NAME ha NAME gets sympathy hangovers poor bitch SMILEY Does she get them even when you do nt Yes I would nt have minded hearing his talk but never mind I had an appointment with a microphone and a large file of sentences to record myself saying As I do again tonight SMILEY Why Are you still really busy I feel it at the moment although that s really NAME a few of us are steaming ahead with our practicals way ahead of schedule and I m still finding time for getting drunk and staying up late far far too often Sigh Me too I keep getting in to work at am staying until late some nights and staying up late most nights Tonight is to be no exception Although I m not drinking Want to have a rest from that for a few days I think Anyway must get on with this recording I d better get a nice bottle of champagne vintage wine for this There s obviously some little factlet that I ve missed What are you up to Are you about tonight You come come to NAME for a drink if you like Cheers NAME Re NAME On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote Just to warn you I m already under the influence as I m writing this SMILEY What of NAME NAME Yeah NAME NAME You re like me You can stop any time you want SMILEY Yes yes I can NAME SMILEY That s just because you drink more now Erm how do you know NAME guess And experience And even if that s true how does drinking more stop you getting hangovers You sort of build up a kind of tolerance It s not necessarily a good thing But not necessarily bad Also you metabolism changes as you get older and as you drink more NAME ha yes you told me I like that story SMILEY NAME Other people drink she does nt she gets the hangover I m not sure if she s ever got one from me Try it sometime Does it matter how much they drink Perhaps it s NAME she tries to keep pace on soft drinks That s very bad I m recording me saying lots of sentences for someone doing some sort of experiment in the Engineering Department I do nt know exactly what it s about Hmmmm Sounds dubious I bet it s some sinister mind game NAME come to the pav I am But seriously it d be great to see you You know where NAME is I ll be there SMILEY NAME NAME That s miles away Well maybe It s near my house ish In fact no it s still bloody miles away See you later maybe NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME yup NAME you had a good weekend perhaps spent with the Next jumper NAME NAME What is your middle name null NAME a null reference Are you perchance a compsci What is your favourite name I m not sure I have one My favourite is NAME That s nice Do you know many any NAME Is this favouritism perhaps based on NUM particular NAME No et No I bet you do have a favourite name and thats it NAME You just did nt want to tell me that because it d make you look a little egocentric Eh You want to buy me chips I did nt say that but Why thank you you re welcome anyway I ll never get fat SMILEY Sob tears start gushing sob Oh stop it I ll buy you NUM lots of chips how s that eh NAME chips NAME good Thanks I ll stop crying now And do you admit to being super dooper modest too SMILEY Well only on Wednesdays Hmmm Is that through choice Its what the little lemmings say in my head Oh no lets go NAME its all my fault It all harks back to my first ever word to him Hello Following this first startling confusion attack it was all downhill from there Notice how he never talks to me he is merely resisting the inevitable You re next NAME Cool Thats just not on We should build a platform for him in the canteen and make him perform NUM NAME but the day after I d told you that I had nt seen him guess what I saw him Complete with fluorescent yellow gear NAME Is that yay or NAME Did you ask him to perform in the canteen Breeze What is breeze There is a stiff breeze today Is this the same No This is Breeze of the Sainsbreeze variety NAME Keep up the good work NAME and success What is productivity and success How does one buy productivity and success Is it purple It can be purple yes It depends what you re producing I m not sure colour success is though NAME is it raining at the Ends of the Earth We re feet under at the moment It sucks Sorry to hear that It s not too bad at all here at the monent Not even that cold All the cold is being stored up in the NAME branch of the cold bank It will be unleashed when you least expect it NAME aha ha Cough Why Is he lazy On holiday for a while Might be lazy I am in the basement he is not But has other things to do my hypothesis Anyway I do nt know what to do NAME I m waiting for some kit and have been for days and days NAME see Naughty But wo nt he notice that you ve achieved nothing workwise all day eventually Does noone keep an eye on you Review progress etc NAME Bastard Bring it on NAME null NAME NAME I have to work damit work Define the semantics of fun I dare you No NAME Fun is a noun and therefore it s semantics can be desribed as a NUM place predicate fun CHAR where CHAR is some object variable Okay NAME Fun can also be an adjective NAME plain old NAME Please make me fat Cheers me old mucker NAME why do you want to be fat Are you scared you might waste away completely in NAME Good point Oh well no great loss NAME tardes No es la tarde NAME NAME Men god morgen NAME om De NAME en impudent datavitenskapsmann SMILEY Hey I take offense at that You re going down you little blausmurfen Okay I give up What is a blausmurfen Its a blue smurf silly See you NAME null NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME yup NAME you had a good weekend perhaps spent with the Next jumper No I m a bit of a whore I spent it with the NAME hoody SMILEY NAME someone was harking back to their distant university days null NAME a null reference Are you perchance a compsci No I m a computational linguist This is syntax from the NAME system SMILEY NAME I ve just found something more NAME than compsci SMILEY That s nice Do you know many any NAME Is this favouritism perhaps based on NUM particular NAME No et No I bet you do have a favourite name and thats it NAME You just did nt want to tell me that because it d make you look a little egocentric Eh I unabashedly admit that I do in fact like the name NAME I doubt it s my favourite especially if we re talking all names not just women s OK we ll include pet names as well Oh stop it I ll buy you NUM lots of chips how s that eh NAME chips NAME good Thanks I ll stop crying now Good good CHAR am glad Would you like mayonnaise with those Thanks well it did kind of spoil the weekend NAME sauce ketchup and a little NAME would do nicely got to keep the fat intake up Its what the little lemmings say in my head Oh no lets go Hmmm NUM worry about you sometimes NAME If I was of a religious nature I d pray for you As it is I ll buy you chips SMILEY Wow thats waaaaaay better than any religious offering You rock NAME but the day after I d told you that I had nt seen him guess what I saw him Complete with fluorescent yellow gear NAME Is that yay or NAME Did you ask him to perform in the canteen It was nt a typo no But both probably are applicable But just what exactly is NAME NAME supposed to perform No I did nt ask him to NAME NUM An NAME lecture performed in a seductive sexy manner NUM CHAR NAME NAME aka da bad boy in the lab hiphop set NUM NAME and NAME you can be NAME No This is Breeze of the Sainsbreeze variety NAME Keep up the good work Hmmm NAME All the cold is being stored up in the NAME branch of the cold bank It will be unleashed when you least expect it NAME aha ha Cough It s a bit colder now but nothing I ca nt handle Especially not with my wonderful furry coat However we re currently drowning in the thickest fog ever known to man I m living in a NAME NAME film Cool NAME Did you have your ickle mittens and hat on as well You d best wrap up warm before you drown Bastard Bring it on NAME null NAME You re going down NAME Fun is a noun and therefore it s semantics can be desribed as a NUM place predicate fun CHAR where CHAR is some object variable Okay NAME Fun can also be an adjective I m sticking with my original answer since I was answering for the particular word sense not orthography you cited However in the case of the adjective fun fun is also a NUM place predicate fun CHAR where CHAR is some object or event variable Satisfied No Prove it using lambda calculus NAME why do you want to be fat Are you scared you might waste away completely in NAME Good point Oh well no great loss NAME that s a horrible thing to say SMILEY Unless you meant great in terms of mass or volume or general quantity In which case I m in full agreement I have no idea what you mean by this be it good bad or rabbitlike However I ll terminate this thread with What you said may have some relevance Its a blue smurf silly NAME of course NAME NAME NAME NAME silly See you NAME null NAME Oh NAME how do I miss thee Let me count the ways NUM I do nt get stupid segmentation faults NAME Use VC it does nt seem to care what the hell you do though it also does nt do what the hell you want to you though it does take a hell of a long time to not do what you do want it do See you NAME NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Sat NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote What of NAME NAME No I wish Alcohol Sigh That sounds the wrong way around to me It s true I did nt used to drink entire bottles of wine immediately from birth NAME you re good at this game SMILEY That s me NAME at gamez With a CHAR Do you mean get drunk while she stays sober to see if she gets a hangover That s the one I m not sure if she drinks loads of soft drinks but I doubt it I mean how much Diet Coke can NUM person really take in a night If I remember I ll investigate further I managed NUM pints of Diet NAME NUM evening playing a drinking game I was designated driver NAME I ll bear that in mind as I m collecting the bottle of champagne or vintage wine that is my pay packet SMILEY You can be my friend Hmph Well I ca nt blame you I suppose It was too busy in the end so dancing was too much of a hassle And that s all the pav is really good for anyway I m not sure how long I stayed but not til the end anyway I ve been quite busy lately so with hindsight it was probably best that I binned out Yes we should do something sometime And somewhere not at NAME SMILEY Good idea You could come to see NAME NAME tonight at pm with us It s NAME s birthday We ve all got tickets but you may be able to book online still Cheers NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME we do go round in circles do nt we Do I yap a lot I do nt think so Not in general anyway No Never No I m a bit of a whore I spent it with the NAME hoody SMILEY NAME someone was harking back to their distant university days He sort of is all the time anyway I mean he s back in NAME propping up NAME bar every weekend is nt he A weekend student then Shame he d finally succumbed to the capitalist scum and works during the week No I m a computational linguist This is syntax from the NAME system SMILEY NAME I ve just found something more NAME than compsci SMILEY Did you like NAME last year I could show you all my practical stuff if you want It s very exciting NAME Shame I ve got a busy day today serious napping to be done SMILEY I thought NAME was cool last year though the course could have been structured better So cool in fact that I did nt want to disrespect it by revising it for the exams I unabashedly admit that I do in fact like the name NAME I doubt it s my favourite especially if we re talking all names not just women s OK we ll include pet names as well Hmmmmm This does nt help I really do nt think I have a favourite name My cousin just had a baby boy and she called him NAME That s quite nice NAME NAME Is that even how you spell NAME NAME how can I send a card if I ca nt spell the name Well you ve just spelt it NUM times so I m guessing you ve just gone psychotic Please do nt kill me Thanks well it did kind of spoil the weekend NAME sauce ketchup and a little NAME would do nicely got to keep the fat intake up NAME see Fine fine Chips NAME and lard it is then Hey extra lard if you do nt mind Are you joining me in this culinary smorgsabord Hmmm NUM worry about you sometimes NAME If I was of a religious nature I d pray for you As it is I ll buy you chips SMILEY Wow thats waaaaaay better than any religious offering You rock Was there a wow I do in fact rock It was nt a typo no But both probably are applicable But just what exactly is NAME NAME supposed to perform No I did nt ask him to NAME NUM An NAME lecture performed in a seductive sexy manner NAME But NAME is nt his subject You did nt have the pleasure of watching him try to write a NAME prog to calc factorials Amusing in extremis NUM CHAR NAME NAME aka da bad boy in the lab hiphop set Not sure it d go down too well with compscis You saying compscis ai nt cool with a CHAR Do nt forget your origins young lass NUM NAME and NAME you can be NAME I like it That s it settled then It ll be the pornographic version do nt you know Still if you want to then I m sure bigboy NAME will be up to the job Hmmm NAME NAME NAME it ll aaaaaaaaaall be okay Prove it All the cold is being stored up in the NAME branch of the cold bank It will be unleashed when you least expect it NAME aha ha Cough NAME Did you have your ickle mittens and hat on as well You d best wrap up warm before you drown I did Oh not the hat no NAME my hair was in a ponytail I m sticking with my original answer since I was answering for the particular word sense not orthography you cited However in the case of the adjective fun fun is also a NUM place predicate fun CHAR where CHAR is some object or event variable Satisfied No Prove it using lambda calculus I ll do you one better I ll write a program in NAME NAME that proves it okay Sounds good to me Oh well no great loss NAME that s a horrible thing to say SMILEY Unless you meant great in terms of mass or volume or general quantity In which case I m in full agreement I have no idea what you mean by this be it good bad or rabbitlike However I ll terminate this thread with What you said may have some relevance You mean you do nt want me to explain It was quite simple really I asked if you were worried you d waste away You said it d be no great loss I said that was horrible unless you meant the loss of your actual physical mass Which wouldnt be a great loss simply NAME there s not much of you See NAME Ever thought of becoming a teacher I m thinking of becoming a plumber if only so I can earn more dosh than NAME NAME My names not NAME I do nt even like that name NAME so call me another name Its a blue smurf silly NAME of course NAME NAME NAME NAME silly I do nt have a blue hat It s stripey Some of the stripes are quite blueish I think though NAME Oh NAME how do I miss thee Let me count the ways NUM I do nt get stupid segmentation faults NAME Use VC it does nt seem to care what the hell you do though it also does nt do what the hell you want to you though it does take a hell of a long time to not do what you do want it do NAME I ve finished all my stupid CHAR pish pish practicals now anyway and was just bitching unnecessarily I ll have an NAME NUM by the end of term and still have ongoing NAME NUM But they re quite fun mainly NAME we just have a laugh when we re in the lab Sigh And we re still miles ahead of where we should be and ahead of everyone else in the class Weird What do they put in the tea over there Are they hiking practicals Why is it weird being ahead of everyone else You said it yourself you rock See you NAME See you NAME NAME See you would nt want to be you NAME message truncated On whose authority Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Wed NUM at NUM NUM NAME wrote You mean I should be wishing for alcohol Oh I do I almost bought buy one get one free non alcoholic winey type stuff in NAME today Then I laughed at myself and bought buy one get one free CHAR and CHAR smoothies instead NAME What s a CHAR and CHAR smoothy That s me NAME at gamez With a CHAR NAME the NAME I like it Although to be honest I prefer NAME SMILEY NAME the NAME NAME You really are a little shining wit I ve never been designated driver never having driven since I passed my driving test almost NUM years ago now NAME Also let the record show that Diet NAME sucks the big one and should never be consumed Diet Coke all the way Or NAME NAME Both or all of those suck big NUM NAME see CHAR am a computer user Partly I became designated driver voluntarily so I could nt drink because I knew I d get bladdered if I did drink I am your friend Dip Dip I ll probably share the bottle assuming I ever get it with whoever happens to be with me when I drink it Of course when I collect it I ll probably be on my own mwahahahahaha SMILEY Bugger Unfortunately I m quite busy too I do nt like being busy I m lazy Me too I m actually sleeping right now and letting a little shell script write this email Why ca nt everyone just leave me alone Sigh This is the opposite of my problems Ohhhhh NUM seeee You mean workwise SMILEY NAME ha short notice indeed I have nt tried to book online NAME I m going to see it on Saturday with NAME anyway sorry Ho hum But NAME who How old I think he s about sh NAME failed with return code NUM Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME we do go round in circles do nt we I prefer to think of it as a special case of an ellipse You re weird you are And now you ve learnt c NAME the madness ever end Do I yap a lot I do nt think so Not in general anyway No Never I do nt OK CHAR believe you A weekend student then Shame he d finally succumbed to the capitalist scum and works during the week NAME did nt you do that too SMILEY Hey I also work the weekend And I get paid peanuts and so resent the work and the encapsulating capitalistic system Bring back NAME On nd thoughts best not he was a bit too naughty a tyrant Bring back enforced University attendance until the age of NUM How I miss the old days PS How does the bar stay up during the week Do you have to prop it up Could they just not employ him during the week for this task NUM for which NAME he has a great natural aptitude Did you like NAME last year I could show you all my practical stuff if you want It s very exciting NAME Shame I ve got a busy day today serious napping to be done SMILEY Hmph Just back from another thrilling language practical At least we finally got our tick this time And we still have NUM sessions left to do the final practical So we aim to have at least a whole week off NAME NAME are you going on holiday for that week Come to NAME Put up with cold rain and boringness On second thoughts go to NAME That would be nicer But take me with you And feed me chips and lard or just lard I do nt mind I thought NAME was cool last year though the course could have been structured better So cool in fact that I did nt want to disrespect it by revising it for the exams NAME I obviously got that wrong then Did NAME do it NAME did do it In my defence I would have done it NAME it was cool though NAME never works for me had I been able to do the questions but NAME I am too dum It is a clever persons subject Well you ve just spelt it NUM times so I m guessing you ve just gone psychotic Please do nt kill me I do nt know that it s spely KIERAN though And I certianly dont want to insult them or him in years to come possibly by spelling his name wrong I sent a card anyway and referred to him as he SMILEY But it is Surely he would nt be able to read at the moment anyway Or is he super intelligent as well Hey extra lard if you do nt mind Are you joining me in this culinary smorgsabord NAME I wish But I m vegetarian see NAME What about NAME NAME There must be an alternative Probably made out of mushrooms Somehow You did nt have the pleasure of watching him try to write a NAME prog to calc factorials Amusing in extremis NAME not that I can recall In which lecture course Or the ticks Did he demonstrate or something I do nt remember that NAME open day before we started On reflection I m not sure why that did nt put me off Oh well You saying compscis ai nt cool with a CHAR Do nt forget your origins young lass What The pub You re right I can only vaguely remember NUM NAME and NAME you can be NAME I like it That s it settled then It ll be the pornographic version do nt you know Still if you want to then I m sure bigboy NAME will be up to the job I assumed as much when I said I like it That s it settled then Do nt you know SMILEY Hope you ve been rehearsing over the weekend There will be a full undressed rehearsal on NAME Do nt tire NAME out too much NAME NAME it ll aaaaaaaaaall be okay Prove it I will But I ca nt yet obviously Use your crystal wine glass silly I ll do you one better I ll write a program in NAME NAME that proves it okay Sounds good to me Good good You mean you do nt want me to explain It was quite simple really I asked if you were worried you d waste away You said it d be no great loss I said that was horrible unless you meant the loss of your actual physical mass Which wouldnt be a great loss simply NAME there s not much of you See NAME Ever thought of becoming a teacher I m thinking of becoming a plumber if only so I can earn more dosh than NAME Yes I have only NUM problem with teaching unless you count the money which can be overcome by going private Unfortunately it s a rather large and unavoidable problem children Ca nt stand them Why ever not Surely the little dears are the cutest things around aside from baby lion cubs And they re funny too I got a pound NUM tip off a girl yesterday who said as was giving it to me this is for you because I tried your patience they do nt scream and shout too much do they NAME My names not NAME I do nt even like that name NAME so call me another name Can I call you NAME Of course though there is a bag of chips with extra lard tax to be levied on every instance of NAME or Miss NAME What do they put in the tea over there NAME Water NAME Actually I ve been drinking NAME green tea of the citrus variety of late NAME Very posh NAME Are they hiking practicals What what Is this grammatical Do you mean are there hiking practicals I do nt understand Help me Why is it weird being ahead of everyone else You said it yourself you rock NAME I m never the one who s ahead of everyone else Especially not in practicals I suck NAME problems in learning to live with your greatness You ll forget about it when you re in NAME See you would nt want to be you NAME Did I say this I do nt remember that Alcohol is a very funny thing message truncated On whose authority Was nt me I do nt know Prove it See you NAME NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME dias NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME SMILEY You re weird you are And now you ve learnt c NAME the madness ever end It would appear not I have to learn NAME now Is xml xrated ml Does NAME have a dark and kinky side A weekend student then Shame he d finally succumbed to the capitalist scum and works during the week NAME did nt you do that too SMILEY Hey I also work the weekend And I get paid peanuts and so resent the work and the encapsulating capitalistic system Bring back NAME I ca nt remember where I put him sorry On nd thoughts best not he was a bit too naughty a tyrant Oh Bring back enforced University attendance until the age of NUM How I miss the old days NAME ha The old days my arse Indeed your ass is getting old Hopefully at the same rate as the rest of you PS How does the bar stay up during the week Do you have to prop it up Could they just not employ him during the week for this task NUM for which NAME he has a great natural aptitude CHAR fine idea I might cc this email to NAME NAME NAME are you going on holiday for that week Actually we now have NUM weeks off NAME we started and finished the fifth tick during last Friday s lab session Praise be Admittedly the demonstrator his name is NAME how cool is that I was dying to introduce myself as NAME called us freaky Bastard But I do nt think I ll be going away for those weeks no since I still have lectures But just sitting in my room on those Thursday and Friday afternoons will feel like a holiday SMILEY NAME short for Fabian Now that is freaky Anyway enjoy feeling as though your on holiday send us a postcard Come to NAME Put up with cold rain and boringness Hmmm tempting One of my friends was in NAME a few days ago but I think that was an army thing Is it a popular holiday destination For army things I think not For normal people I think not On second thoughts go to NAME That would be nicer Hmmmm you re turning my opinion on this whole holiday thing But take me with you And feed me chips and lard or just lard I do nt mind NAME NAME I obviously got that wrong then Did NAME do it NAME did do it In my defence I would have done it NAME it was cool though NAME never works for me had I been able to do the questions but NAME I am too dum It is a clever persons subject Says First NAME who did NAME Systems Modelling Advanced Graphics NAME NAME and all the rest But it is What is what NAME is spelt NAME My dad thought it was spelt NAME The Irish are strange remember The NAME I knew was called NAME and not NAME But then I did know a NAME with a NAME The Irish are nt strange they re just drunk most of the time Surely he would nt be able to read at the moment anyway Or is he super intelligent as well I ve never met him He was only born like a week ago and I have nt been home since then surprisingly enough What about NAME NAME There must be an alternative Probably made out of mushrooms Somehow There probably is Ca nt I eat chocolate What about your loyalty to other albeit twindling posse of Vegetarians If you insist on eating artificial protein instead of wholesome meat then you gotta eat artificial lard instead of wholesome lard Give me the chocolate instead NAME open day before we started On reflection I m not sure why that did nt put me off Oh well NAME I did nt come to any open days or the like Bit far for me to come I m afraid Brave some might say stupid but not me lass Hope you ve been rehearsing over the weekend There will be a full undressed rehearsal on NAME Do nt tire NAME out too much Okay Cool I wo nt NAME it ll Prove it I will But I ca nt yet obviously Use your crystal wine glass silly I only have cheap and ohsonasty glass glasses from Breeze Get the NAME NUM instead They re nicer Why ever not Surely the little dears are the cutest things around aside from baby lion cubs NAME lion cubs are cute yes Children Hmmmm I suppose they can be But then why not just get a cuddly toy Theyre cute and they do nt scream and spill and poke and puke and everything else so intensely irritating that kids do There s slightly less interaction with a cuddly toy But then they do cost a lot less as well You may be onto something And they re funny too I got a pound NUM tip off a girl yesterday who said as was giving it to me this is for you because I tried your patience Eh What the hell are you being tipped for NAME is this at the bar as opposed to your computery crap I hope you spat in her food And given her rabies I do nt think so they do nt scream and shout too much do they They can therefore sometimes they do therefore they do it too much Philistine Can I call you NAME Of course though there is a bag of chips with extra lard tax to be levied on every instance of NAME or Miss NAME NAME ha I had nt thought of NAME NAME I suppose you do have ducklike qualities maybe it was a subconscious choice of name NAME Very posh NAME not really Not at all actually You can buy it in any supermarket you know Stop trying to get out of it NAME NAME ha NAME I do nt like grapefruit either I assumed the citrus tea was message truncated eh Anyway What duck like qualities do I have NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME muchacha tonta NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME Is xml xrated ml Does NAME have a dark and kinky side NAME NAME have nt come across an xrated features of NAME so far in lectures maybe in the advanced course Of course NAME has a dark and kinky side Does he have a different side is the question One for which you must find the answer It is your destiny NAME ha The old days my arse Indeed your ass is getting old Hopefully at the same rate as the rest of you NAME I have nt checked recently How do I tell How would I know My ass is small yet perfectly formed and has the power of eternal youth For people with mortal asses I just do nt know NAME short for Fabian Now that is freaky NAME do nt know He might be French Very uncommital What are you hiding Eh Anyway enjoy feeling as though your on holiday send us a postcard SMILEY Well maybe I will SMILEY Cool Make sure it has pictures of hyenas on it Hmmm tempting One of my friends was in NAME a few days ago but I think that was an army thing Is it a popular holiday destination For army things I think not For normal people I think not I ca nt remember if it was definitely for army things or not I might have just assumed since when he s away it s usually for army things Do you have cold wet fields in the vicinity that army types could run around in the dark in and try to shoot each other Hmmmm There is Area NAME near NAME which may might all your army exercise needs If not why not try the NAME estate for riot control training easily accessible and comes complete with violent townie types to expend The other great offering for an indefinite period is the NAME perfect for those NAME types who want to practise strafing columns of gridlocked NAME tanks I might visit NAME for a holiday just to prove you wrong about erm normal people Well I spotted the contradiction Did you What is what NAME is spelt NAME My dad thought it was spelt NAME The Irish are strange remember The NAME I knew was called NAME and not NAME But then I did know a NAME with a NAME So did NAME According to my mam it is NAME and I believe her After all this debate about the name I ve forgotten who this wonderkid NAME is Is it a newbro for you The Irish are nt strange they re just drunk most of the time Yes There probably is Ca nt I eat chocolate What about your loyalty to other albeit twindling posse of Vegetarians If you insist on eating artificial protein instead of wholesome meat then you gotta eat artificial lard instead of wholesome lard NAME but I never ate lard when I ate meat Give me the chocolate instead No NAME Share and share alike Gimm da chocolate I ll give you some lard Thats the best offer you ll get on a Friday morning I bet you Brave some might say stupid but not me lass Is this a complement I doubt it Stop calling me stupid NAME Course it was a compliment and not a complement which would be insulting Do nt call me stupid silly I only have cheap and ohsonasty glass glasses from Breeze Get the NAME NUM instead They re nicer NAME ha Fabric freshener glasses Tasty NAME fresh is da best There s slightly less interaction with a cuddly toy Okay stop I do nt want to know what you get up to with little kiddies Do nt insinuate I m a fiddler I ca nt play any musical instrument But then they do cost a lot less as well You may be onto something Of course I am Sod kids let s get drunk Amen to that They can therefore sometimes they do therefore they do it too much Philistine NAME Phileas NAME ha I had nt thought of NAME NAME I suppose you do have ducklike qualities maybe it was a subconscious choice of name NAME No no no repeat after me quack quack Shut it message truncated eh NAME Why does this keep happnening Is this a NAME thing Nnnnrgh Mebbe but did nt you get my previous command Eh Anyway What duck like qualities do I have NAME that d be telling Really And I did nt call you stupid NAME It s ciao is nt it Hey mi espanol no es stupendo NAME My computer died by the by Very sad Very fucking annoying as well SMILEY I got my second PC at work yesterday Admittedly my NUM at home is geknackered but these are much better Anyway if you do nt like kids surely this is what NAME is for SMILEY NAME NAME NAME muchacha tonta NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The Spanish dog something Hmmmmm Do I think this is a good thing Is there actually any good thing that would fit Unless you re offering me a Spanish hot dog then me thinks you re insulting me In fact a Spanish hot dog is probably mingtastic so thats an insult too Hello NAME NAME muchacha tonta NAME abajo NAME NAME Hope yourself Of course NAME has a dark and kinky side Does he have a different side is the question One for which you must find the answer It is your destiny I see Hmmmmm And what s your destiny To eat lard and get fat I wish Do you really think I ll ever be fat NAME its my destiny to eat lard and stay slim and trim NAME SMILEY How would I know My ass is small yet perfectly formed and has the power of eternal youth For people with mortal asses I just do nt know NAME of course I was forgetting about your small yet perfectly formed ass NAME NAME thats right You give it some respect lassy NAME short for Fabian Now that is freaky NAME do nt know He might be French Very uncommital What are you hiding Eh That I fancy NAME Never SMILEY NAME is fab That s NAME NAME NAME I know lets do a NAME analysis NAME NAME NAME on the fabness of NAME I ll start NAME Name is NAME Maybe French Well thats me done Cool Make sure it has pictures of hyenas on it I ll see what I can do Hmmmm There is Area NAME near NAME which may might all your army exercise needs If not why not try the NAME estate for riot control training easily accessible and comes complete with violent townie types to expend The other great offering for an indefinite period is the NAME perfect for those NAME types who want to practise strafing columns of gridlocked NAME tanks NAME ha I just about pissed myself laughing when I read this Although that may be more of a reflection of just how tired I am rather than how comically genius you are I need more sleep I do nt know what time NAME will get here tonight but I really hope it s not fucking late SMILEY It must have been my comic genius since it was only NUM when you wrote your email But then you are a woman When did the boyo turn up Did he shower you with gifts So anyway Area NAME may might all my army needs eh And just what does that mean may might NAME Pitnicker bloody After all this debate about the name I ve forgotten who this wonderkid NAME is Is it a newbro for you NAME ha No My cousin s first baby NAME You hate kids remember I thought we were going to get drunk Give me the chocolate instead No NAME Share and share alike Gimm da chocolate I ll give you some lard Thats the best offer you ll get on a Friday morning I bet you Actually you were so wrong This morning I have been handed a bottle of really quite decent I think champagne So there SMILEY Someone s proud of themselves Anyway who by If it was the guy lying on the bench on NAME NAME then I hate to inform you that it ai nt champagne it ll be white lightning and piss in equal measures But it ll have a not too disimilar effect as champagne NAME fresh is da best Ca nt you get pine fresh That would in fact be NAME best No it would nt The Cool Citrus Club could have your Pine Posse anyday Bring it on Do nt insinuate I m a fiddler I ca nt play any musical instrument Chuckle Of course I am Sod kids let s get drunk Amen to that So when do we start I have NUM bottles of champagne a few bottles of wine more than half a litre of vodka erm everything else is nonalcoholic Make me a cocktail NUM part vodka NUM parts lard please Philistine NAME Phileas NAME Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh yes indeedy NAME No no no repeat after me quack quack Shut it NAME ha ha makes me laugh Little things NAME Why does this keep happnening Is this a NAME thing Nnnnrgh Mebbe but did nt you get my previous command Eh Command What what NAME that d be telling NAME It s ciao is nt it Hey mi espanol no es stupendo NAME NAME tan CHAR su es NAME deletreo NAME todos modos I think so Or his it is the spelling anyway powered by NAME NAME You computational linguists SUCK SMILEY My computer died by the by Very sad Very fucking annoying as well SMILEY You bastard Do you have any idea how intensely inconvenient and generally annoying it is And deeply saddening too of course Like the loss of a great friend and constant companion NAME Do nt do empathy NAME I got my second PC at work yesterday Is it sweeeeeeeeeeet Admittedly my one at home is geknackered but these are much better Is that better of worse than just being knackered What s wrong with it It turned to alcohol after I had an affair with the machine at work For some reason it blamed itself even though I insisted that it was nothing to do with the size of the NAME on the graphics card We tried a fresh start installing the latest version of linux but it got more and more depressed It started bingedrinking during the day whilst I was away I should have known something was wrong because I could smell the alcohol on its fan output Eventually the vodka frazzled its brain Sad story I know Much sadder than yours Heartless woman Anyway if you do nt like kids surely this is what NAME is for SMILEY NAME ha it took me a few seconds to work out what you meant But yes it is Oh and he s picking up his new car on Sunday so he ll be my taxi message truncated NAME taxi driver Otherwise how would you fit in He ai nt that fast you know Have a good un NAME NAME Did you watch have I got news for you I did actually cry with laughter NAME I should be coming up fri night Might also come earlier as a work jolly Talking of work I d better procrastinate for a while longer Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME The Spanish dog something You do nt know NAME NAME If only NAME it s really not that hard to translate words on the web OK so I put in the effort angry so now everything makes sense to me the angry spanish dog and had the bonus of reading about some CHAR ked up linguists probably of the computational flavour rd answer on google Hmmmmm Do I think this is a good thing Is there actually any good thing that would fit Unless you re offering me a Spanish hot dog then me thinks you re insulting me In fact a Spanish hot dog is probably mingtastic so thats an insult too It s not hot dog Angry Whooops so I did nt need to look it up Or are you angry that I thought it was hot dog NAME un pero caliente I wish Do you really think I ll ever be fat NAME its my destiny to eat lard and stay slim and trim NAME SMILEY But why do you want to be fat Is nt slim and trim good I need to have more gravitational attraction Respect Maximum Respect That s NAME NAME NAME NAME it is I know lets do a NAME analysis NAME NAME NAME on the fabness of NAME I ll start NAME Name is NAME Maybe French Well thats me done Well done I m not sure what the point of this exercise is but NAME Appreciable language linguistics knowledge source NAME to make sure people understand their practicals but Has funny little goatee you can stare at instead of listening too hard You missed that out of the features tsk tsk Your turn SMILEY NAME Will further the cause of language linguistics knowledge which must be a good thing Makes everyone a little bit more happy because he does have what is actually quite an amusing name Must make some woman very happy with that goatee of his So now NAME has quite a comprehensive fab SMILEY Interesting This does actually look like you It must have been my comic genius since it was only NUM when you wrote your email But then you are a woman Since when ca nt I be tired at NUM NUM And what does the woman comment mean Women can be tired then Or what Questions questions All those questions Why did curiosity kill the cat I though cats had NUM lives So curiosity must have killed it NUM times Thats sick When did the boyo turn up Did he shower you with gifts I ca nt remember now Probably about NUM as that s about normal Gifts erm not this time no I got a NAME the Friday before though NAME he d bought it for my Christmas and then I got the mps from someone the day after it was released in the NAME NAME SMILEY Oooops indeed NAME it good Why did you get the NAME the week before if its for your Christmas Actually you were so wrong This morning I have been handed a bottle of really quite decent I think champagne So there SMILEY Someone s proud of themselves Anyway who by One of the other NAME who s been doing the same experiment handed it over to me in the lab but it was from NAME NAME I think who must be the NAME s supervisor I think CHAR think he was a PhD anyway I do nt know much do I SMILEY Is nt NAME NAME that muchos rich guy Used to be head of your department but now works for Microsaft Need apfelsaft If it was the guy lying on the bench on NAME NAME then I hate to inform you that it ai nt champagne it ll be white lightning and piss in equal measures But it ll have a not too disimilar effect as champagne NAME Well I have nt drunk said champagne yet Or the bottle I had already for that matter Although I did drink champagne last night among other wines I was wasted Hmmmm NAME not Hmmmmm NAME Mm Mmmmmmmmmmmm No it would nt The Cool Citrus Club could have your Pine Posse anyday Bring it on NAME NUM ding ding You re going down NAME NAME You re the one going being eating the floor NAME Femme Make me a cocktail NUM part vodka NUM parts lard please On the rocks NAME touch I like it Yes please I think so Or his it is the spelling anyway powered by NAME NAME You computational linguists SUCK SMILEY I know It should have been I think so Or your spelling anyway WEBSITE linguists But you need to be fluent in at least NUM languages NAME Does jibberish count NAME But you said you understand C now so thats NUM But then your English is a little Scottish and that ca nt possibly count You bastard Do you have any idea how intensely inconvenient and generally annoying it is And deeply saddening too of course Like the loss of a great friend and constant companion NAME Do nt do empathy NAME NAME fixed my computer on Friday night CHAR temporary solution anyway I ll still have to get a new hard disk I m running NAME now I left my Windows cd at home and now I do nt have RAID NAME installs fine NAME Long live the cute little penguin NAME NAME Nasty SMILEY It turned to alcohol after I had an affair with the machine at work For some reason it blamed itself message truncated Godammit It turned to alcohol after I had an affair with the machine at work For some reason it blamed itself even though I insisted that it was nothing to do with the size of the NAME on the graphics card We tried a fresh start installing the latest version of linux but it got more and more depressed It started bingedrinking during the day whilst I was away I should have known something was wrong because I could smell the alcohol on its fan output Eventually the vodka frazzled its brain Sad story I know Much sadder than yours Heartless woman NAME ha ha ha ha ha ha another good one NAME Keep it up Bet you ca nt tell I get bored can you But I m not heartless I truly felt for your computer while I was reading it And people say geeks are freaks I bet the even the most heartless Lawyer would have felt something Before sueing my ass off for being unfaithful Losing my ass how could I face that NAME ha it took me a few seconds to work out what you meant But yes it is Oh and he s picking up his new car on Sunday so he ll be my taxi message truncated NAME taxi driver Otherwise how would you fit in He ai nt that fast you know This is true Have a good un I m not sure I even have an un let alone a good un Just think of the name Fab It ll make you happy all day NAME NAME Did you watch have I got news for you I did actually cry with laughter Sadly not although it does make me piss myself laughing sometimes Who was on Or was it NAME NAME on top form as usual NAME NAME was the boss and was hilarious in his ineptitude NAME I should be coming up fri night Might also come earlier as a work jolly Talking of work I d better procrastinate for a while longer Cool You ll get to see NAME and his lovely new car CHAR work jolly Will he drive me back to NAME Work jolly seems less likely because the stupid company specialises in photonics and optics And did nt answer my email Enjoy your procrastination I will but its tiring Perhaps more so than work See you NAME PS This better not fucking truncate NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re hiya Not a drama I was off to formal as well was gonna have to do the same NAME it was good and the journey home not too arduous How is home btw NAME Say hi to your sis for me etc NAME is NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME What is yours up there Well I am still in boring dull lectures and everything have finally sorted dates out for hols Am home on the st till th then NAME th to th Should be good fun I hope NAME gotta run NAME is harassing me about the Germans NAME NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME NAME Sorry I had to be so abrupt on Thursday my housemate was at my door waiting for me to go to formal hall I ve left NAME now but if you remind me which number your house is I might be able to send you a Christmas card NUM Postcode See you NAME The profession of medicine and surgery must always rank as the most noble that man can adopt The spectacle of a doctor in action among soldiers in equal danger and with equal courage saving life when all others are taking it allaying pain when all others are causing it is one which must always seem glorious whether to NAME or man It is impossible to imagine any situation from which a human being might leave this world and embark on the hazards of the Unknown NAME CHAR NAME Not a drama I was off to formal as well was gonna have to do the same NAME it was good and the journey home not too arduous How is home btw NAME Say hi to your sis for me etc NAME is NUM NAME NAME NAME NAME What is yours up there Well I am still in boring dull lectures and everything have finally sorted dates out for hols Am home on the st till th then NAME th to th Should be good fun I hope NAME gotta run NAME is harassing me about the Germans NAME NAME At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME NAME Sorry I had to be so abrupt on Thursday my housemate was at my door waiting for me to go to formal hall I ve left NAME now but if you remind me which number your house is I might be able to send you a Christmas card NUM Postcode See you NAME NAME profession of medicine and surgery must always rank as the most noble that man can adopt The spectacle of a doctor in action among soldiers in equal danger and with equal courage saving life when all others are taking it allaying pain when all others are causing it is one which must always seem glorious whether to NAME or man It is impossible to imagine any situation from which a human being might leave this world and embark on the hazards of the NAME NAME CHAR NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME diddily NAME NAME NAME to meet you Is that a NAME ball in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me One of the most problematic things about a NUM day break in a random conversation is that now I also do nt understand pretty much anything you or especially I have said NAME I ll have to turn up the randomness instead NAME NAME Okay first of all welcome NAME to the conversation NAME I think you may have met NAME before NAME NAME NAME NAME etc Now NAME you may find the conversation CHAR wee bit hard to understand having just joined and not having the benefit of having seen what came before Believe me CHAR was there from the start and CHAR still do nt have a clue what s going on most of the time Anyway NAME NAME Okay why I am neither NAME nor a mouse And if you say prove it I swear I ll break your legs Well it would be humorous to watch you try and catch me and then break my legs Bring on the pain I like it But then again it would stop me delivering all the presents to all the poor little children so I just may have to avoid that After much thinking that was yesterdays task I think I said NAME NAME you called me NAME Pretty logical really its my destiny to eat lard and stay slim and trim NAME SMILEY But why do you want to be fat Is nt slim and trim good I need to have more gravitational attraction For Attracting things NAME Spoons and icecream would be nice Attracting the lab to my house would be useful Unlimited possibilities really Respect Maximum Respect For me Or are you now demanding maximum respect for your small yet perfectly formed ass In which case what is the maximum respect for an ass Is it like a maximal matching in a bipartite graph So can I prove that I m giving maximum rspect by failing to find augmenting paths in your ass It s all so confusing True but I think you re on the right lines here Please expand it and bit prove your hypothesis and you will have a new Theory of Respectability and the NAME Do nt forgot to give respect I know lets do a NAME analysis NAME NAME NAME on the fabness of NAME I ll start NAME Name is NAME Maybe French Well thats me done Well done I m not sure what the point of this exercise is but NAME Appreciable language linguistics knowledge source NAME to make sure people understand their practicals but Has funny little goatee you can stare at instead of listening too hard You missed that out of the features tsk tsk Your turn SMILEY NAME Will further the cause of language linguistics knowledge which must be a good thing Makes everyone a little bit more happy because he does have what is actually quite an amusing name Must make some woman very happy with that goatee of his So now NAME has quite a comprehensive fab Can I forward this to him Oh I think he s coming to the NAME meal tonight actually so I can just print it out and give it to him on person I m sure he ll be so impressed Either that or ridiculously scared that I ve been speaking about him to people he d never met in emails NAME anyone Anyway that reminds me I saw his Im assuming it was his name on one of the emails for this meal His full name is trumpet fanfare NAME NAME Not Fabian unfortunately NAME CHAR disappointing CHAR is nt that a brand of razor NAME well that just makes me hungry So did you get to meet and freak Since when ca nt I be tired at NUM NUM And what does the woman comment mean Women can be tired then Or what Questions questions All those questions Why did curiosity kill the cat I though cats had NUM lives So curiosity must have killed it NUM times Thats sick This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME maybe curiosity only took the th life that finally killed off the cat Maybe it was hardcore drug and alcohol abuse that claimed the other NUM lives Quite possibly Probably confused flea powder and coke Really should have learnt by the th or th time though Stupid felines Oooops indeed NAME it good Why did you get the NAME the week before if its for your Christmas First of all tis is an abbreviation of it is so youre saying it is it good which is so far from being grammatical you might as well be Scottish SMILEY Thats only your definition If I redefine it then it makes perfect sense And makes me more Irish than Scottish But me being an intelligent computational linguist I undertood you Or in any case I ll pretend CHAR knew what you were going on about and answer your questions the NAME is excellent First class I listened to nothing but that for ages I bet my neighbours loved that SMILEY It was supposed to be for Christmas but when he found out that I had it on mp already he did nt see the point in waiting to give it to me NAME he s nice like that SMILEY He certainly is NAME a sweetie You could just imagine him in lederhosen and dancing gaily to the NAME dancers ca nt you Is nt NAME NAME that muchos rich guy Used to be head of your department but now works for Microsaft Need apfelsaft Is he I do nt know He s at NAME I think I do nt remember ever hearing he was head of my department Do you mean the ORG Engineering Or my course maybe In any case I do nt know He used to work for NAME I know that much He actually apologised to us in the first I think lecture he gave us precisely because he d worked for NAME SMILEY Had you been drinking the green tea again NAME not Hmmmmm NAME Mm Mmmmmmmmmmmm The port last night was nicer NAME the green tea Actually the white wine last night was very nice when it eventually came NAME alco Me not jealous No it would nt The Cool Citrus Club could have your NAME Posse anyday Bring it on NAME NUM ding ding You re going down NAME NAME You re the one going being eating the floor NAME Femme Hmmm chances of NAME understanding this thread SMILEY Is that an admission of defeat Eh NAME to the Coolest of the Cool NAME of NAME the Citrus Club Crushers NAME run whilst you can Make me a cocktail NUM part vodka NUM parts lard please On the rocks NAME touch I like it Yes please Done It s in the post Hey I wanted stirred not shaken I think so Or his it is the spelling anyway powered by NAME NAME You computational linguists SUCK SMILEY I know It should have been I think so Or your spelling anyway WEBSITE linguists But you need to be fluent in at least NUM languages NAME Does jibberish count NAME But you said you understand C now so thats NUM But then your English is a little Scottish and that ca nt possibly count Double arse Just the one please But make it perfectly formed NAME message truncated Godammit Where Have you booked our tickets to the NAME yet Yes But they want money so now you ve got to do some work And people say geeks are freaks I bet the even the most heartless Lawyer would have felt something Before sueing my ass off for being unfaithful Losing my ass how could I face that NAME ha ha plus one to NAME Just think of the name Fab It ll make you happy all day NAME does it work for you then NAME makes me hungry Fabian makes me laugh NAME makes me think of shaving Will he drive me back to NAME Did NAME take you for a ride Tally ho and away NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME Guys and Girls Just to make you aware I have changed mobile number New number is NUM NUM effective now I will also still have my old phone until Monday Can you make anyone else aware of it who needs to be and is nt on this email if you see them Hope you are all well NAME NAME Jaws whatever you know me as NAME profession of medicine and surgery must always rank as the most noble that man can adopt The spectacle of a doctor in action among soldiers in equal danger and with equal courage saving life when all others are taking it allaying pain when all others are causing it is one which must always seem glorious whether to NAME or man It is impossible to imagine any situation from which a human being might leave this world and embark on the hazards of the NAME NAME CHAR NAME Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME NAME Ma NAME Ca nt I be Potatowoman If you change your name by deed pole you can be anything you want Still not sure NAME NAME would have you though Why thank you I am in quite a musical and rhymical mood today what with the NAME digger and pneumatic drill outside digging and pounding away Unfortunate Maybe you re just in one of those adverts for painkillers with the little devil people hammering away at your skull etc JUst crush the buggers Sadly bashing my head with a chair did nothing to alleviate the pain caused by the buggers In fact concussion was probably not the way to go at all As for whether its iambic pentameter CHAR not sure CHAR CHAR ho tf cares Good point well made Well done that man Just kiddin It was a nice touch Really I sense sarcasm And or pity I sense a SMILEY coming on CHAR I hope the wind changed SMILEY NAME have you chored my champagne again you thieving burger Yes Hit me I deserve it NAME I had no idea ventriloquism was one of your many talents Sigh NAME of all trades master of none Except I m NAME not NAME Can I have your job please Pretty please Was that with lard on top Daccord OK then but start tomorrow NAME I ca nt be arsed today and will go shopping this afternoon I ca nt really be arsed to go xmas shopping but I must dammit I must If only to buy crappy presents As per normal OK NAME and marmelade sandwiches NAME they sound good Can I have some They too are in the post SMILEY Does NAME come with tripe I was going to say something crude about NAME coming with this white runny sticky stuff but I thought better of it I m far too classy for that Yes I m sure NAME could come with tripe if you so desired I mean he s smeared himself with a can of baked beany breakfast before has nt he Yes And yes you have truly shown your class Now get back to scrubbing the floor What a disrespectful maximum respect you have for my ass SHAME ON YOU I m ashamed Prove it NAME you like lamb Well if you re offering Make it a mature one with extra you know what NAME ha Quite the little comedian today or yesterday even are nt we We Me Anyway it was Friday I gethinken to be continued oh goody oh really I can tell you re being truly genuine here No no really Most perceptive Ever thought of going pro with your gulliblousness Hmmm NAME is nt really taking part in this conversation even now we ve made the effort to include him do you notice Ungrateful bastard Your words I d like to point out that the NAME did nt respond to my second lot of questions and thus by default I am the grandmaster of everything and he now owes me his home entertainment system or whatever you call them things nowadays Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE a present my homepage Re you are an impudent compsci see I told you did nt I yep always knew you re an honest lass Thats only your definition If I redefine it then it makes perfect sense And makes me more Irish than Scottish How does it If you lie with dogs you ll rise with fleas He certainly is NAME a sweetie You could just imagine him in lederhosen and dancing gaily to the NAME dancers ca nt you No And do nt want to either NAME do nt go getting any ideas I ve told you before leather does not turn me on SMILEY Had you been drinking the green tea again No I ve since moved onto alcofrolic hot chocolate Which is ve CHAR ve CHAR nice eshpshl CHAR a thish time of d CHAR SMILEY Have you developed a lisp NAME alco Me not jealous Course you re not NAME You do nt need it do you Inded I am an alcoholfree automobile Is that an admission of defeat Eh NAME to the Coolest of the Cool NAME of NAME the Citrus Club Crushers No it certainly is not My Piney People will wup your small but perfectly formed ass until it is decidedly less than perfectly formed Not possible Besides the Citrus Club are gonna pulverise your posse into ickle sized bits NAME NAME run whilst you can Could he ever run NAME does not count SMILEY Scathing attack how does he respond to this insidious insult Done It s in the post Hey I wanted stirred not shaken Yes and I had to pay extra to have the posties stir it not shake it all the way to the Ends of the Earth I ll have you know NAME You did good When exactly do you think it ll arrive at the Ends of the Earth It s a looooooong way do nt you know That postie is going to have hellish NAME Double arse Just the one please But make it perfectly formed NAME Can you offer your services at this point Where Have you booked our tickets to the NAME yet Yes But they want money so now you ve got to do some work NAME ha NAME Hmmm can I still remember NAME credit card number from last night Probably not I was drunk SMILEY Much like now Did NAME take you for a ride NAME he s taken me for lots of rides SMILEY To NAME Bay On the bus Thats nice of him Does he buy you an icecream when you go there Tally ho and away More cheese Vicar NAME PS What oh what can I get NAME for xmas Preferable continuing my tradition of buying her stuff that she does nt like Out in the lead at the moment is an NAME jigsaw Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re you are an impudent compsci NAME NAME Well can you think of a better name for the pair of you The Amazing Deathdefying NAME NAME NAME Brothers NAME you win NAME NAME NAME NAME diddily NAME NAME I like the rythmic almost musical feel you ve given the conversation Is that iambic pentameter Why thank you I am in quite a musical and rhymical mood today what with the NAME digger and pneumatic drill outside digging and pounding away As for whether its iambic pentameter CHAR not sure CHAR CHAR ho tf cares Just kiddin It was a nice touch Really NAME NAME to meet you Is that a NAME ball in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me NAME have you chored my champagne again you thieving burger Yes Hit me I deserve it One of the most problematic things about a NUM day break in a random conversation is that now I also do nt understand pretty much anything you or especially I have said NAME I ll have to turn up the randomness instead Oh good This should be erm interesting No Painful that s the word Well it would be humorous to watch you try and catch me and then break my legs Calling me slow are you Are you possibly forgetting I have a chauffeur now NAME Bring on the pain I like it You like the pain So it d be worse for you to deny you your pain Hmmm I ll have to think about that one But then again it would stop me delivering all the presents to all the poor little children so I just may have to avoid that That s it settled then NUM broken legs coming up Would you like lard with that Yes please you know me so well Guess what I ll have an extra helping of with it After much thinking that was yesterdays task I think I said NAME NAME you called me NAME Pretty logical really I see You really must have nothing to do all day if that took you a day s work Can I have your job please Pretty please Was that with lard on top Anyway by all means I ll send over my salary for your hard work and dedication to the cause I need to have more gravitational attraction For Attracting things NAME Spoons and icecream would be nice Attracting the lab to my house would be useful Unlimited possibilities really How do you intend to control the surely inevitable attraction to you of things you dont want eg sharp pointy knives tripe and marmalade sandwiches neighbouring star systems and say NAME I mean it s NUM thing for NAME to be phyically attracted to you in a sexual sense but do you truly want him to also suffer from an irresistible physical ie geographical attraction to you Could you really cope with him coming hurtling towards you at velocity CHAR for very large You think about that NAME OK NAME and marmelade sandwiches NAME they sound good Can I have some Does NAME come with tripe True but I think you re on the right lines here Please expand it and bit prove your hypothesis and you will have a new Theory of Respectability and the NAME Do nt forgot to give respect Oh repsect respect by all means respect Maximum respect even I m just not sure that even maximum respect for your ass extends far enough to motivate me to expand my bipartite graph analogy into a fullblown NAME What a disrespectful maximum respect you have for my ass SHAME ON YOU NAME CHAR disappointing CHAR is nt that a brand of razor Disappointing how Surely it s better than Fabian which you said yourself was scary if I remember correctly And I ve nevere heard of NAME razors but then I m no expert being the hairy minger I am SMILEY Well you got NUM thing right NAME well that just makes me hungry NAME you like lamb Well if you re offering Make it a mature one with extra you know what So did you get to meet and freak We met There was not much freaking going on I m sad to say Unless NAME maybe got a bit closer to him than I noticed to be continued oh goody oh really Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME If its a stupid idea then by its very definition it s NAME SMILEY NAME You have nt replied to my previous emails You have alot to do But first make me lunch NAME I do nt really mean that much offence its just I ve got nothing to do But I still want you to make me lunch Snap to it Hmph Now you NUM are both emailing each other instead of both emailing me and ignoring each other I do nt think I like this Whose stupid idea was this NAME On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME NAME wrote NUM year NAME at the Judge institute What bought this temporary insanity upon you SMILEY NAME the thought of the alternative Seriously though if you think you could handle being a gimp SMILEY then do it Cool I d prefer to be the gimp though Anyway got to book taxis for the christmas party And I was under the impression that you worked at work Ask me something and you might get a longer reply SMILEY Sure I have lots of questions for you Here are the NUM I need an immediate answer to NUM Does a proof exist for NAME s conjecture If so what is said proof NO NUM If a toast always falls butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet then what would happen if you dropped a cat with a piece of buttered toast strapped on its back The universe will cease to exist and be replaced with something even stranger ie where you are cooler than me SMILEY NUM What s another word for thesaurus Book that tells you other words for things NUM What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread Sex NUM Is it possible to be totally partial Yes But only in a quantum sense NUM Do I need a silencer if I m going to shoot a mime Not that I ve got anyone in mind honest guv Yes And tight fitting leather gloves that can be easily disposed of and that you can later deny being able to fit in to And a balaclava NUM Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin Hope you do nt want bastard zombies wondering round the place do you NAME SMILEY SMILEY Why is nt there mouseflavored cat food Have you actually seen a cat eat a mouse All I ve ever seen is half chewed mice laying outside peoples doorways So I dont think they like the taste NUM Why is a boxing ring square NAME boxers ca nt count to NAME NUM Is NAME NAME totally partial I eagerly anticipate your long and reasoned answers NAME these were reasoned enough for you If you have any other questions that no one else can solve then call the NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR I am working honest But really NAME Totally working sooo hard I fucking hate testing Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Hey I like this game You are good but just how good I have more questions that the NAME can tackle NUM In what way is a Book that tells you other words for things a word NUM You seem quite knowledgeable on the topic of shooting mime s Will you shoot the mime for me NUM NAME what are your weaknesses NUM How can I exploit the aforementioned weaknesses for my evil gain NUM Do they have coffee breaks in tea companies NUM What is the proof of the logical statement that there is no proof to goldbach s conjecture NUM What question could you not answer SMILEY What question can you not answer NAME NAME NAME got a question from NAME How is NUM recurring equal to one NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NUM year NAME at the Judge institute What bought this temporary insanity upon you SMILEY NAME the thought of the alternative Seriously though if you think you could handle being a gimp SMILEY then do it Cool I d prefer to be the gimp though Anyway got to book taxis for the christmas party And I was under the impression that you worked at work Ask me something and you might get a longer reply SMILEY Sure I have lots of questions for you Here are the NUM I need an immediate answer to NUM Does a proof exist for NAME s conjecture If so what is said proof NO NUM If a toast always falls butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet then what would happen if you dropped a cat with a piece of buttered toast strapped on its back The universe will cease to exist and be replaced with something even stranger ie where you are cooler than me SMILEY NUM What s another word for thesaurus Book that tells you other words for things NUM What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread Sex NUM Is it possible to be totally partial Yes But only in a quantum sense NUM Do I need a silencer if I m going to shoot a mime Not that I ve got anyone in mind honest guv Yes And tight fitting leather gloves that can be easily disposed of and that you can later deny being able to fit in to And a balaclava NUM Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin Hope you do nt want bastard zombies wondering round the place do you NAME SMILEY SMILEY Why is nt there mouseflavored cat food Have you actually seen a cat eat a mouse All I ve ever seen is half chewed mice laying outside peoples doorways So I dont think they like the taste NUM Why is a boxing ring square NAME boxers ca nt count to NAME NUM Is NAME NAME totally partial I eagerly anticipate your long and reasoned answers NAME these were reasoned enough for you If you have any other questions that no one else can solve then call the NAME NAME NAME NAME CHAR I am working honest But really NAME Totally working sooo hard I fucking hate testing Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE This email was forwarded via the University of NAME alumni email system Visit WEBSITE details Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME is NUM I have finally cum to the end of my youthful years and will be turning NUM next week I would appreciate it if you could ease the pain by buying me lots of drinks or some other form of lubricant on the night of the event Tuesday th January location time of drink buying to be confirmed and possibly follwed by an abuse of my NAME power in NAME s rsvp to this address or my cusu one if you want me to avoid work all day NAME NUM NUM Add photos to your email with NAME NUM Get NUM months FREE WEBSITE Re drscouse Am ok ta Am feeling a bit rough something I picked up at the CHAR I methinks NAME was good tho not too many drama s on the night Have been just trying to get on with it all really Have been put in command of the NAME infantry as well for the last week and this and so that is some more work for me SMILEY Am kinda destressed but I am indeed smiling SMILEY NAME CHAR At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME NAME I have nt spoken to you since before the army ball when you were erm stressed to fuck actually I think you said SMILEY So I was just wondering how you are now that it s all over and done with Was the ball a success And more to the point did you have a good time I hope you had a good night anyway and have recovered maybe I m not sure if this is your army night but you do nt appear to be in whatever so I m emailing Sorry for being repetetive but I hope you re okay suitably destressed and still smiling SMILEY I ll have those CDs for you whenever you want them See you NAME The profession of medicine and surgery must always rank as the most noble that man can adopt The spectacle of a doctor in action among soldiers in equal danger and with equal courage saving life when all others are taking it allaying pain when all others are causing it is one which must always seem glorious whether to NAME or man It is impossible to imagine any situation from which a human being might leave this world and embark on the hazards of the Unknown NAME CHAR NAME Am ok ta Am feeling a bit rough something I picked up at the CHAR I methinks NAME was good tho not too many drama s on the night Have been just trying to get on with it all really Have been put in command of the NAME infantry as well for the last week and this and so that is some more work for me SMILEY Am kinda destressed but I am indeed smiling SMILEY NAME x At NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM you wrote NAME NAME I have nt spoken to you since before the army ball when you were erm quotstressed to fuck actuallyquot I think you said SMILEY So I was just wondering how you are now that it s all over and done with Was the ball a success And more to the point did you have a good time I hope you had a good night anyway and have recovered maybe I m not sure if this is your army night but you do nt appear to be in whatever so I m emailing Sorry for being repetetive but I hope you re okay suitably destressed and still smiling SMILEY I ll have those CDs for you whenever you want them See you NAME NAME profession of medicine and surgery must always rank as the most noble that man can adopt The spectacle of a doctor in action among soldiers in equal danger and with equal courage saving life when all others are taking it allaying pain when all others are causing it is one which must always seem glorious whether to NAME or man It is impossible to imagine any situation from which a human being might leave this world and embark on the hazards of the NAME NAME CHAR NAME NAME NAME Miss NAME ie Well it nearly worked curse those CHAR s all the way to hades How are things NAME that your festivities were festive enough to sacrifice a cow esp that NAME brought you everything you could ever want plus a little bit extra in case you should ever break something NAME been going on Have nt heard much about NAME recently except that fire McThingy in NAME you do nt live there do you Life here is dull though definitely should be panicing as there is moooch to do NAME mebbe next week NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME PS Where is Little NAME NAME Does he not like me anymore NAME Can the above actually be a NAME NAME then prove it Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re FH On NAME NUM NAME NUM NAME wrote NAME NAME s afterwards we could all come if you want to hang out with our nerdy friends SMILEY And top up with pancakes SMILEY btw I lost NUM pounds last Not that I mean you are nt nerdy SMILEY That was entirely unnecessary SMILEY And I m not You re a NAME NAME You have a NAME NAME boyfriend You re in NAME Hall And you re Scottish OK maybe I just meant quirky then SMILEY CHAR Re NAME NAME NAME NAME bids so far On NAME NUM at NUM NUM NAME NAME wrote NAME NAME Sounds like an excuse for a drink to me SMILEY I did nt have a single drop yesterday as it happens NAME NAME I was fully intending to get drunk But I was so tired and NAME arrived late NAME of bad traffic and then we had to eat and then I just wanted to go to bed And the only people I ve had nonelectronic contact with today have been boring farts and are nt doing anything remotely fun tonight like getting pissed Hmph Oh dear What are you up to tonight We re off to formal hall at NAME and will be in the bar for a while afterwards if you d like to join us then Cool I look forward to the details SMILEY Oh they re boring Very boring I ll maybe see you around the lab tomorrow Yeah Where are you now Why do nt you head LCEward and I ll show you around Cheers NAME Re NAME NAME Miss NAME ie NAME NAME NAME in that intensely annoying manner that NAME NAME excels at NAME NAME NAME Indeed Well it nearly worked curse those CHAR s all the way to hades But CHAR is a very special letter I do nt think you should curse something just NAME you do nt quite understand it SMILEY NAME point NAME am I feeling stupid now What a frilly silly boy I am How are things NAME that your festivities were festive enough to sacrifice a cow esp that NAME brought you everything you could ever want plus a little bit extra in case you should ever break something Santa brought me nothing the selfish lazy fat bastard NAME on the other hand was very generous In fact he s still being very generous or will be this weekend since I have Christmas From NAME vouchers to collect upon SMILEY So yes I got lots of nice things that I wanted or never knew that I wanted til I got them Yourself Oh I did nt sacrifice any cows though Sorry SMILEY NAME NAME You must remember that NAME does nt give presents to naughty girls and I m not going to finish this sentence just in case I get myself into trouble What do you propose to spend your vouchers on Are they those annoying NUM which you have to redeem in a certain shop but said shop is full of crap Maybe they re special NUM My presents were cool useful things like lots of NAME and jungle socks And I got my presents well the third attempt from sister last night which was nice And to answer your question I m not too bad I was actually doing okay until today as it happens for some reason despite having been tired enough to fall soundly asleep by about NUM NUM last night I woke up at NUM am and did nt get back to sleep again Which made today erm interesting NUM lectures in a row an hour for lunch then a NUM hour practical lab Not nice I have another lab tomorrow too Sucky sucky This term is so much more work than last and that was bad enough Hmph Enough bitching Although I m fucking good at it NAME NAME been going on Have nt heard much about NAME recently except that fire McThingy in NAME you do nt live there do you I do nt live in NAME no Nor NAME for that matter What are you It was the American NAME NAME Seriously though I m sure part of NAME burnt down think it was the old bit but then maybe you re too posh for that talking about anyway There was a fire in NAME though Some shop restaurant or something on Regent NAME That was last week I think NAME was hurt I do nt think Dammit Pain is good Life here is dull though definitely should be panicing as there is moooch to do Getting all set for NAME are we Remember to leave a wee NAME shaped space in your luggage He s just itching to get away on holiday somewhere Given the amount of crap I have to take I might just be able to take a small vial of NAME wee not a wee NAME NAME is he He should see a doctor He was all chuffed yesterday NAME he s been asked to go to the NAME lab in NAME Park somewhere near NAME maybe which he was calling his first travel assignment But then he found out today that NAME NAME another new start is being sent to the NAME ha ha So he was a bit pissed off SMILEY Would you trust NAME as a ambassador of the NAME But then this NAME NAME chappy has a crap name well NUM first names which ca nt be right so maybe they should send NAME instead Gets him out of the office for a bit SMILEY NAME mebbe next week Ooooh really Maybe Why maybe For the whole weekend or the week or what Yes And when do you finally bugger off on a plane Yes NAME I wo nt say see you since I m about to reply to your ps anyway Intelligent chapess Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME NAME EMAIL wrote NAME again PS Where is Little NAME NAME He is in NAME working Well hopefully not actually working at this hour although he s not in his house NAME I ve been trying to phone him grit teethEver thought of a mobile grit teeth Does he not like me anymore Of course he still loooooooooooooves you SMILEY Does nt answer my email NAME splutter NAME Can the above actually be a NAME NAME then prove it You keep hurting my brain CHAR do nt like you anymore SMILEY NAME if you d said this at the start of your emails then I would nt have bothered replying How annoying NAME NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME NAME Miss NAME ie NAME NAME NAME NAME in that intensely annoying manner that NAME NAME excels at NAME NAME NAME Indeed I have a headache I d really rather not Fine Your loss Perhaps But CHAR is a very special letter I do nt think you should curse something just NAME you do nt quite understand it SMILEY NAME point NAME am I feeling stupid now What a frilly silly boy I am I ve never seen frills on any of your shorts Do you wear frilly underwear Well today is Friday so no NAME NAME You must remember that NAME does nt give presents to naughty girls and I m not going to finish this sentence just in case I get myself into trouble I m bad I admit that Admission is the first step to getting somewhere Obviously Now what Yes What do you propose to spend your vouchers on Are they those annoying NUM which you have to redeem in a certain shop but said shop is full of crap Maybe they re special NUM They re special NAME vouchers ie not crappy papery things but just the mutual understnading that he owes me one bikeshaped Christmas present My bike s knaxed SMILEY I assume that to annoy NAME the most you ll be going bike shopping with NAME Expensive bikes make stunts and tricks well more expensive but they will piss NAME off My presents were cool useful things like lots of NAME and jungle socks What s NAME And why do you need socks in the jungle Surely it s too warm for socks in the jungle Or are these like mosquito socks or something NAME CHAR NAME NAME socks NAME do nt wear socks The only thing I m giving mosquitos is a liberal soaking of CHAR NAME to kill their sorry little asses And I got my presents well the third attempt from sister last night which was nice Third attempt at a present So what was it Do nt you know NAME s maxims for dialogue boy Should I What tangible benefits do they bring to life Who was NAME Was he subject to numerous cruel rhymes NAME were leechproof boxershorts plus a minitravelgamesetthingy I should point out that Next do nt market their boxershorts as leechproof but they look sufficiently tight to make my ass look good And to answer your question I m not too bad I was actually doing okay until today as it happens for some reason despite having been tired enough to fall soundly asleep by about NUM NUM last night I woke up at NUM am and did nt get back to sleep again Which made today erm interesting NUM lectures in a row an hour for lunch then a NUM hour practical lab Not nice I have another lab tomorrow too Sucky sucky This term is so much more work than last and that was bad enough Hmph Enough bitching Although I m fucking good at it NAME Bitch Touchy It was the American NAME NAME Seriously though I m sure part of NAME burnt down think it was the old bit but then maybe you re too posh for that NAME that rings a beel now that you mention it I think the old part is the good expensive fashionable part though is nt it In any case I do nt live there and have not burned down NAME talking about anyway There was a fire in NAME though Some shop restaurant or something on Regent NAME That was last week I think NAME was hurt I do nt think Dammit Pain is good That s a pretty evil thing to say NAME Or something SMILEY Would you trust NAME as a ambassador of the NAME Well no NAME NAME but no But of NAME yes SMILEY But then this NAME NAME chappy has a crap name well NUM first names which ca nt be right so maybe they should send NAME instead Gets him out of the office for a bit SMILEY You d think they d want to get him out of the office for a bit would nt you SMILEY Only until you cc d this to NAME But anyway I think NAME NAME is a nice name But no NAME I still do nt think he s fanciable SMILEY We do do nt we NAME Ooooh really Maybe Why maybe For the whole weekend or the week or what Yes NAME arriving when Too many questions No answers Just plain hearty goulash And when do you finally bugger off on a plane Yes This does not answer my question Fool Yes Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE Re NAME Does he not like me anymore Of course he still loooooooooooooves you SMILEY Does nt answer my email NAME splutter He claims he only got the email a couple of days ago and has nt had time to reply yet BUt enough of this kiss and make up you NUM Go on SMILEY Done and dusted Sweet Still not sure whether him looooooooooooving me is a good thing In fact it scares me more than NUM nights with NUM strangers in an inhospital jungle Surely going to remote places is a bad thing NAME all the animals and bugs will be starved and want to feast NAME Can the above actually be a NAME NAME then prove it You keep hurting my brain CHAR do nt like you anymore SMILEY NAME if you d said this at the start of your emails then I would nt have bothered replying How annoying Good point well made Just call me a master craftsman Adios NAME Do You NAME Everything you ll ever need on NUM web page from NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts WEBSITE NAME ltjnews NAME NAME January NUM NUM The NAME tour NAME on First off Let me say that we are moving the dates of the tour in the NAME NAME I know it sucks for the people that have bought tickets but your tickets will be honored at all of the new dates Reason why for the move you may be asking Our intentions were to have more dates in the NAME and have some European dates too as well as do the United States too So to make everyone happy we needed to shift some dates around We re sorry for any headaches that this may cause but we have something special planned for the NAME dates because of the confusion The Corn Ex website says it s been moved to th April which will be after the start of next term such a long wait NAME stutravelcam Oh the heat the heat NAME all I m not sure if the list worked last time but we did send you all an email honest If you did nt get it I appolagise and hope you get this one When I have accses back to my computer I ll try and send it again Sorry Oh and send ALL emails to EMAIL otherwise I ca nt be sure that I ll get them Do nt jsut reply it is nt the same Anyway After burning myself on the beach on Thursday we went to the island of women which was nice Saw some really cool Turtles Then we came to NAME which is a city west of NAME On the way we went and saw some NAME ruins which are incredible At the minute the weather is REALLY hot we ve bought some NAME and we plan to sleep in them soon as that is cheaper here Hope you re all having fun We hear that is is going to snow soon in NAME and hope that it is nt that cold there Cheers NAME WEBSITE Meet Singles WEBSITE To unsubscribe from this group send an email to EMAIL 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you NAME stutravelcam greetings ello everybody dont remembre when we last sent everybody an email so you may hear some things that you already know or we may miss out some stuff that we did that was really fun wonder which you would prefer anyway rotorua rings a bell so we ll start there did the tongariro crossing on the north island of NAME and a very funny thing happened we met NAME this was obviously quite a surprise she told us some nice stories about home like the one about tunce throwing up all over will turtles room and waking up next to pippa why are you feigning ignorance tuncey my boy we all know whats been going on anyway that made us laugh and the walk was really good past the bigf volcanoe that they use for mount doom in the films after that we caught a lift with an australian guy down to NAME our driver had many interesting things to say about new NAME all along the lines of how much better it was when he came as a youth yes he was definitely thinning on top in NAME we 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